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<i>One-Adam-12, handle code 3.</i>

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<i>♪♪</i>

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What do you say? You
want to talk a while?

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Yeah. Why not?

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One-Adam-12, code 6
at 217 South Arang Street.

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Foot patrol.

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Mr. Johnson still away?

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Yeah. Fish must
be biting pretty well.

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What's so interesting?

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That guitar there. The
second one from the left.

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- Nice instrument.
- - You already got a guitar.

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Not like that one.

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- It's a stab wound.
- I'll get an ambulance.

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- Better get detectives, too.
- Right.

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Exactly like I figured.

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Hello, Bill. What'd
you have figured?

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- Is he dead? Is Sam dead?
- No. Not yet, anyway.

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Oh, Lord, he's been
stabbed, ain't he?

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My old buddy Sam.

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You were saying you
had something figured, Bill.

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It was Jack Donohue.

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Only this time I seen
him with my own eyes.

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How long is it going to be
before he kills somebody, Malloy?

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Where'd you see Jack Donohue?

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In the alley, not
over a minute ago.

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With poor old Sam, and then...

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When he seen me
coming, Donohue run off.

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Before I could get to him,
Sam had staggered on out here.

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What was Donohue doing?

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He was just picking Sam
up and fixing to stick him

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with that knife again probably.

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Ambulance and
detectives are on their way.

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- You know Bill White,
don't you?
- Hello, Bill.

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What do you need detectives
for? I told you who done it.

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Was Donohue holding a knife?

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Who knows? With them
big fists of Donohue's,

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he could be holding a
watermelon, and you couldn't see it.

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Donohue still living
in the same place?

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Far as I know, yeah.

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He'll be all right,
won't he, Malloy?

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I don't know, Bill.

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Sam's the only friend
I got in this world.

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Please don't die, Sam.

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Donohue again.

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I'll never figure out why a guy
like that would live down here.

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That is kind of strange,
especially for an ex-cop.

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Sam?

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Can you imagine anyone living
in a dump like this by choice?

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Nothing like living
close to your work.

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Donohue's beat was a skid row
back East somewhere, wasn't it?

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Yeah, he was a sergeant in Vice.

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Good cop, too, from
what they tell me.

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What really happened to
him? All I've heard are rumors.

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He was making an
arrest... Suspected mugger.

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Donohue claims the
guy went for a gun,

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and he shot and killed him.

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- Turns out the suspect
wasn't armed.
- That can happen.

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And the coroner's
jury thought so, too.

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His department must've had some other valid
reason for removing him from the force.

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Room 310.

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Come on in, Malloy.

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What's the matter,
pal? You nervous?

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I saw you drive up.
What took you so long?

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A man around the
corner walked into a knife.

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We waited for the ambulance.

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You don't say. How's
the victim doing?

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We'll let you know.

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Don't worry about him.

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One transfusion of hot Moscatel,
and old Sam will be as good as new.

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Oh...

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Don't look so surprised. I
found the old guy in an alley.

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Somebody tried to let the
vino out of him the hard way.

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I was lugging him to a telephone
when Bill White showed up.

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I knew he was a friend
of Sam's, so I checked out.

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Just like last time, hmm?

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Yeah, and the time before that.

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I guess at heart, I'm
just a Good Samaritan.

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If you were so concerned,
why didn't you give us a call?

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You're asking me to do
business with L.A.'s finest?

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Don't hang by your
thumbs waiting.

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Anybody for a sandwich?

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You got a real good thing going
here, haven't you, Donohue?

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No comment.

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I'd say that's a
matter of opinion.

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Yeah. Come to think of it, I
have got something going.

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I'm not a cop anymore.

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You got to admit that's a rung up
the ladder of society, wouldn't you say?

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To what? Rolling drunks?

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Suspicion only, youngster.

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I'll admit one thing, Donohue.

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You're a big puzzle to me.

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How so?

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Well, you're an intelligent
man, you're healthy,

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able to work,

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you're not an alcoholic,
and yet you live like a bum.

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What's the story?

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What do you mean? I'm a killer.

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It says so in the record.
Implies it, anyway.

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I go around shooting
unarmed men.

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Okay, Jack, you're under arrest.

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So you're taking Bill
White's word for it, huh?

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For the time being, yeah.

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What about the victim?
Anybody get his version?

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My partner's with Sam
down at the hospital right now

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waiting for him to regain
consciousness, if and when he does.

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- Stand up.
- Yeah.

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Okay, Donohue.

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"You have the right
to remain silent.

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If you give up the right to remain
silent, anything you say can"...

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Do we have to? I
was just about to eat.

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Anything you say can and
will be used against you"...

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"In a court of law.

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"You have the right
to speak to an attorney

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and to have the attorney
present during questioning."

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I got the idea that
Donohue was actually

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looking forward to
going down to the station.

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- Strange guy.
- Yeah.

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But I can't imagine him
rolling drunks for a living.

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For the last six months, every time
some wino's gotten tapped out around here,

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Donohue's been
within shouting distance.

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How do you explain that?

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I can't.

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But every time I see Donohue

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kneeling down in some back alley
rolling a drunk, I get a fuzzy picture.

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Well, you better
check your fine tuning.

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<i>All units in One-Adam-12.</i>

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<i>A 415 woman firing a gun</i>

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<i>in the courtyard
at Union Station.</i>

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<i>One-Adam-12, handle, code 3.</i>

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One-Adam-12, roger.

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Here. You can have
it. I'm all through.

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Now, what's this all about?

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I don't know exactly.

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But I haven't felt so good
since I left West Prairie.

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- West Prairie?
- Missouri.

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West Prairie, Missouri.
That's where I'm from.

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- Hi, I'm Ada Hays. Pleased
to make your acquaintance.
- It's empty.

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I'm only sorry about one
thing: I ran out of bullets.

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He had more coming.

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- Who did?
- My so-called agent, Phil Duke.

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- Ever hear of him?
- No, ma'am. I can't say
that I have.

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Biggest crook in
Hollywood, I guarantee you.

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He swore on his hands and knees
I was going to be a movie star...

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Me, the homecoming queen
from West Prairie, Missouri.

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Cleaned me out of my last dime.

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Said it was for publicity.

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Then he told me to get lost.

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Oh, boy, that flipped me.

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And that's when you
hauled out your gun

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and decided to shoot
up the phone booth.

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Kind of silly, huh?

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Where'd the gun come from?

153
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My dad gave it to
me just before I left.

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Oh, I had some movie magazines,
and he read about the wolves out here.

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You know, the ones in Hollywood.
So he said I might need it.

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Well, unfortunately, Miss Hays,

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firing off a gun around here,

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at a phone booth or at wolves,

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is against the law.

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We're going to
have to arrest you.

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Oh, I understand.

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Could you give me a couple
minutes to get my suitcase?

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It has all my most
valuable things in it.

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- Where is it?
- Over there. Locker 57.

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Okay. Give her her rights first.

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You have the right
to remain silent.

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If you give up the
right to remain silent,

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anything you say can and will be
used against you in a court of law.

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- Do you understand each of
these rights I've given you?
- Yeah, okay.

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Here we are.

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Hey, that's funny.
There's a key already in it.

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- I don't get it.
- Let me see it.

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It has to be the
right key. I know it is.

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This one says 55.

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But that's impossible.

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Well, that couldn't
be right. It was in here.

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"Was" is right, I'm afraid.

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But I don't understand.
What's going on?

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By any chance, Miss Hays,
did some nice, polite man

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offer to put your
suitcase in there for you?

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Yeah, sure. The thing must've
weighed a ton, so I took him up on it.

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He put it in this locker... 57. I
stood right here and watched him.

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Then he locked the door
and handed you the key?

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Yeah. To lock...

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Ohh!

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Locker 55.

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He palmed the key to 57, then
he waited till you were out of sight,

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and came back and
got your suitcase.

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I shouldn't have
made that phone call.

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If it makes you feel any
better, this has happened

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to a lot of people
before you came along.

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Don't waste any
sympathy on me, mister.

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Dumb don't rate tears. And that's
me, boy, dumb with a capital D!

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If you'll describe the contents,
we'll try to get it back for you.

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Well, it had
everything I own in it.

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- Even Henry.
- Henry?

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My pet rattlesnake.

198
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He's in my suitcase.

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Come on in.

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Thanks. I can use
the peace and quiet.

201
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That your snake
fancier out there?

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Snake fancier
and, uh, gunslinger.

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I hate to think what that
phone booth looks like.

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Well, it doesn't look very good.

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I called the radio stations
about the rattlesnake.

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They'd already heard
about the shooting.

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I just hope the thief, whoever
he is, has the radio turned on.

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She said the snake's
fangs had been pulled

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about a week ago and
he should be harmless.

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Yeah, well, fangs grow back.

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Hey, what was she doing
with a rattlesnake, anyway?

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00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:04,126
She said her agent told
her it would be good publicity.

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00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,795
Oh, yeah. Her agent.

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He called. His name's Phil Duke.

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00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,566
I know him from Hollywood
Division. He's on his way over.

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She told us about him.

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He said he heard about
the shooting on the radio.

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"The telephone booth
massacre," he called it.

219
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Now he claims the girl's
his most valuable client.

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When the policewoman's
finished searching,

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we'll take her down to
Sybil Brand and book her.

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Where is she? Where is my little
homecoming queen from West Prairie, Mo.?

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Say, who's in charge around here?
Sergeant, uh, Lieutenant, anybody.

224
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I'm looking for a chick
named Ada Hays.

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Just now shot up a telephone
booth down at Union Station.

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- Have you seen her?
- Fellas, this is Phil Duke.

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Yeah, yeah. D-U-K-E,
Duke, like in royal.

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The guy who
discovered the little lady.

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Well, here she comes now.

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Well, this just might
be my lucky day after all.

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Uh, Ada, baby, now, relax.
Now, I am her to bail you out.

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I'll just bet you are!

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I mean it, sweetheart.
With my money.

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- See? Here. See?
- Let me at him.

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00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:03,519
No, no. Easy, baby. Easy.

236
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,921
This whole thing is the
break we've been waiting for.

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We are about to reap the golden
harvest, you little straight shooter, you.

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"Golden harvest"! Huh! When's
all this supposed to happen?

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It's already happening.

240
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,633
They're talking about
you all over town.

241
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,902
A million bucks'
worth of publicity

242
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:21,404
for the price of a
telephone booth.

243
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,138
Isn't it beautiful?

244
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:27,042
So beautiful that you
are going to start work

245
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:30,679
in a picture first
thing in the morning.

246
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:31,847
I what?

247
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,682
A movie, baby.

248
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,719
The kind they make in
a studio, not in a garage.

249
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,721
The deal's all set.
Cross my heart.

250
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,856
- Now what do you say?
- I don't know.

251
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,357
All right. It's a walk-on,

252
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,092
but that's only the
beginning, honey.

253
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:45,761
Your name is going
to be up there in lights.

254
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,330
"Little Ada Hays from
West Prairie, Mo."

255
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,265
You really mean it?

256
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:51,600
I told you,

257
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,069
the bail money
from my own pocket.

258
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:56,271
- Would I lie?
- Yeah.

259
00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:57,873
May I make a
suggestion, Miss Hays?

260
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,642
I wish somebody would.

261
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,911
We'd be happy to get
ahold of your father for you,

262
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:05,147
and I think he'd be even happier
to see you getting off the train

263
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,716
in West Prairie when this
whole thing is cleared up.

264
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,018
And spend the rest of
your life a laughingstock?

265
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,520
Pay no attention to them, honey.

266
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:14,022
Now, who do I see around here
about putting up some bail, huh?

267
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:17,125
Well, when bail's determined,
if you're prepared to post it,

268
00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:18,461
we'll process her here.

269
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,429
Just be patient.

270
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,264
Does your father
have a telephone?

271
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,599
Yes.

272
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,768
But don't you see?

273
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,970
This might be my one big chance.

274
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,371
Why you in such a hurry?

275
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:32,908
Because, my boy,
the race is to the swift.

276
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,977
Opportunity knocks but once.

277
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,645
A bird in the hand...

278
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:41,049
Besides, you can't go back
to West Prairie a failure.

279
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:43,719
He's right, you know. They'd
laugh their fool heads off.

280
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,387
Everybody in town.

281
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,623
From homecoming
queen to homecoming flop.

282
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:48,958
I doubt that.

283
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,493
You don't know West Prairie.

284
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,328
No, sir. I've made up my mind.

285
00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:55,764
When I go home, I want
to be rich and famous.

286
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,066
And I'm going to do
it. You wait and see.

287
00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:00,536
Well, you were ready
to leave a half hour ago.

288
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,571
You weren't rich and
famous then, were you?

289
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,407
Well, I didn't go either, did I?

290
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,532
- Reed.
- Yeah?

291
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,681
- How's it going in there?
- Not so good.

292
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,885
It looks like the girl's fixing to
reenlist for another hitch in Hollywood.

293
00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:17,853
Win a few, lose a few, right?

294
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,722
Sounds like you just won one.

295
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:22,257
He has. Stone just
called from the hospital.

296
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:25,761
Sam regained consciousness and
described the guy who stabbed him.

297
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:29,097
Male, Caucasian, all
right, about 22 years old.

298
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,500
I'd say that lets me off
the hook, wouldn't you?

299
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,002
I'm glad to hear it.

300
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,137
I'll have the girl's bail
application processed.

301
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,305
Why don't you and Malloy
give Donohue here a ride home?

302
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,707
Okay.

303
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,609
What's going on?
What are they saying?

304
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,945
Well, they're hoping you'll
change your mind probably.

305
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,848
You know something, Malloy?

306
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:50,019
For a cop, you're the
nicest guy I've ever met.

307
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:53,656
Okay, Mr. Duke. Time to put
your money where your mouth is.

308
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:57,459
You heard the little lady.
Take me to your leader.

309
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,695
Here he is.

310
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:03,498
Honey, I got a
great idea for you.

311
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,734
Now you listen. Now,
here's the thing we do.

312
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:09,337
First thing we do, we change
your name to Annie Oakley, okay?

313
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,007
All right. Now, we put two
guns on your hips, over here.

314
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,531
Lots of buttons, with
pearls all over them. See?

315
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:32,527
You know, I've been thinking about
that hick dame back at headquarters.

316
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,563
Somebody ought to take
that phony agent of hers out

317
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:37,933
and put a bullet right
between his horns.

318
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,435
I see you're convinced
now, huh? I'm a killer.

319
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:42,437
Take it easy, friend.

320
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:45,407
How come you asked us to drop
you off here? Planning to leave town?

321
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,743
I'm hungry. They
got a restaurant there.

322
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,813
Besides, I heard about that
hick dame losing her suitcase.

323
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,938
Thought after lunch, I might
do a little rattlesnake hunting.

324
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,786
What's the matter, Malloy?

325
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,122
Can't a citizen go
hunting if he feels like it?

326
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:01,790
If he's got a license.

327
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,014
Since when do you need
a license to hunt snakes?

328
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,997
Well, thanks for the lift.

329
00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:09,765
Sure you wouldn't
like a cup of coffee?

330
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,299
Some other time.

331
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:14,069
Hold it, Jack.

332
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,105
Now what's the matter?

333
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,040
Ever since you hit town,

334
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,342
anything goes down
around here, you show up

335
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:23,779
either one step ahead
of us or one step behind.

336
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,714
Now, you're not a cop,

337
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,216
and we don't need
volunteers to be judge and jury.

338
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,053
So that just leaves one
thing... An ax to grind.

339
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,955
- Go on.
- Okay.

340
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:36,580
Don't grind your ax on
my beat. You understand?

341
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,561
Perfectly.

342
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:42,164
- Hey, Reed, do me a favor.
- What?

343
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:45,790
Tell an old city boy how to
kill a rattlesnake, will you?

344
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,190
I keep thinking about
Donohue back there.

345
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:11,993
Like trying to retire a racehorse
in the middle of a stretch.

346
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:14,162
I feel kind of sorry for him.

347
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:17,366
- That makes two of you.
- Who's the other one? Donohue?

348
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:20,190
Haven't you noticed?

349
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,645
Yeah, right.

350
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,535
Okay. Thanks, Sarge.

351
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,619
They found Ada's suitcase
and Henry the rattlesnake.

352
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:40,255
Good. So much for
Donohue's snake hunt.

353
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:41,690
Where'd they find it?

354
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,326
On West L.A. Wonder
where the thief is by now.

355
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,161
Probably halfway
to San Francisco.

356
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,785
At least.

357
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,237
<i>All units in the vicinity
in One-Adam-12.</i>

358
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:58,139
<i>A 459 suspect there now.</i>

359
00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:01,565
<i>3110 Pittman Avenue.</i>

360
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,180
<i>One-Adam-12, handle, code 3.</i>

361
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,815
One-Adam-12, roger.

362
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:09,585
<i>All units in One-Adam-12.</i>

363
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,821
<i>One-Adam-59
reports a 459 suspect</i>

364
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,023
<i>from 3110 Pittman</i>

365
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,326
<i>was last seen heading
eastbound on Olivera from Pittman.</i>

366
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,829
<i>Described as a male, Caucasian,</i>

367
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:26,067
<i>30, 6 feet, 155
pounds, brown hair,</i>

368
00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:29,838
<i>wearing a light sport
coat, dark shirt and tie.</i>

369
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,741
<i>Suspect is now in the
vicinity of Union Station.</i>

370
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,998
One-Adam-12, roger.

371
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,895
That's him.

372
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,531
One-Adam-12, we're in foot
pursuit of the 459 suspect.

373
00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:59,022
Just entered Union
Station. Request assistance.

374
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:06,864
<i>Unit, the message on
frequency 1 not readable. Repeat.</i>

375
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,993
Watch yourself.

376
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,217
There's a lot of stuff
out there to hide behind.

377
00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:29,290
- He went in the alcove.
- It's a dead end.

378
00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:32,249
Yeah. You better tell our
backup unit where we are.

379
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:48,510
This is One-Adam-12. Request
ETA on backup unit to Union Station.

380
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:51,446
<i>One-Adam-12, I didn't
receive your request.</i>

381
00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:53,381
Roger. We have
the 459 suspect...

382
00:22:53,405 --> 00:22:55,817
3110 Pittman Avenue...
Cornered in an alcove.

383
00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:58,286
The south side of
the station courtyard.

384
00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:00,550
Request a sergeant and
a backup unit to assist us.

385
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:05,527
Shots are being fired.
Advise approach with caution.

386
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:08,329
<i>One-Adam-12, roger.</i>

387
00:23:08,353 --> 00:23:12,200
<i>All units in the vicinity of
One L-20 and One-Adam-59,</i>

388
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:15,236
<i>assist One-Adam-12
inside Union Station.</i>

389
00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:18,006
Okay, mister.

390
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:20,631
First the gun, and then
you. What do you say?

391
00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,552
Don't blow it any dumber
than you already have.

392
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,509
I got help on the way.

393
00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,693
Okay, mister.
Time's running out.

394
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,360
What's it going to be?

395
00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:41,785
I give up. I'm coming
out. Don't shoot.

396
00:23:43,288 --> 00:23:44,967
First the gun.

397
00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:47,135
Put it on the ground
and slide it out.

398
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:49,893
Okay. Here it comes.

399
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,698
Now you. Hands above your head.

400
00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:58,869
Donohue!

401
00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:04,653
You've got to kill them!
You've got to kill them!

402
00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:07,522
Kill them! Kill them!
You've got to kill them!

403
00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:09,925
Kill them! Kill them! Kill them!

404
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,893
Kill. Kill.

405
00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:13,629
Kill.

406
00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:15,886
Kill.

407
00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:19,935
Kill them! You've
got to kill them!

408
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:23,438
You've got to kill them!
Kill them! Kill them! Kill...

409
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,440
- You all right, partner?
- Yeah.

410
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,575
Bound and determined to
be a little bit of everything...

411
00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:29,577
Policeman, judge and jury.

412
00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:33,048
You forgot one... executioner.

413
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:36,032
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