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One-Adam-12, handle code 3.
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♪♪
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What do you think
he did yesterday?
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The baby?
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No, the baby's grandfather.
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He shows up with a
20-volume encyclopedia,
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in white leather, tooled.
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- So?
- So he can't even walk yet,
let alone read.
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It won't spoil.
Don't let it bug you.
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What's he got to keep
buying him stuff for?
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It's his first grandchild, Jim.
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Yeah, well, it's my first child.
I'm supposed to buy him things.
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So buy him something.
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Like what? My father-in-law's
bought him everything there is.
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How about a catcher's mitt?
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One-Adam-12,
One-Adam-12. See the man.
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A traffic accident.
Vehicle off the roadway.
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Griffith Park Drive and
Crystal Spring Road.
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Code 2.
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One-Adam-12, roger.
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The police are on the
way, Miss Sorenson.
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Thank you.
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You're very kind.
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Oh, happy to help.
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Oh, I don't think you have
to go to all that trouble.
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I insist that I do this.
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I'll just set this one
over here. Excuse me.
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It was I who called, gentlemen,
on behalf of this young lady.
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She had a blowout, but
miraculously, she escaped untouched.
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And the camper's intact.
Except for the butane tank.
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I thought it wise to
set out some flares.
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Call the fire department.
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I don't know what to
say, Miss Sorenson.
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I was just trying to help.
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We'll need some
information, miss.
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I'll be glad to wait
and give you a lift.
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Thank you. But I
prefer to take a cab.
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Can you call one
for me, Officer?
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Be glad to.
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In a way, I feel sorry for
that guy with the flares.
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Sorry for him?
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All he did was try to help.
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One-Adam-12, One-Adam-12.
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See the woman. A 484 report.
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3 Bellaggio Terrace.
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One-Adam-12, roger.
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Over here. Over here.
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There were two
of them. Evil men.
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They were driving a small
truck with an out-of-state license.
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Oh! Why didn't I get the number?
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But, of course, I was
not suspicious then.
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Yes, ma'am. Do you
want to tell us about it?
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Well, I didn't bring you here to
keep you in the dark, young man.
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Well, what actually
happened, ma'am?
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Look.
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Do you see it?
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Lumber. Yes, ma'am. We do.
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Well, they sold it to me.
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And then, while I
was having my coffee,
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I read it, and that's when
I sent for you people.
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You said there were two of them.
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Now, let me tell it to you
in chronological order.
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Excuse me, ma'am. Could
I have your name, please?
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Yes. It's Sybil Merchant.
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Now, to proceed.
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I was barely out of bed
when my housekeeper came
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and said there were two men
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demanding money
for a load of lumber.
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And when I came down,
they confronted me.
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- Ugh!
- Ma'am?
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Well, they were so disreputable.
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And their truck.
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Well, it had sacks of fertilizer
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tied to the hood like
trophies of a hunt.
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It had bales of roofing
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and barrels of tar.
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It was a traveling dump.
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Of course, you understand
the Johnson family
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also has some bright,
shiny new vehicles, ma'am.
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They come in all
shapes and sizes,
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neat as well as sloppy.
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Well, I can assure you,
these were the latter.
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Well, I ordered
them off my property.
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I told them I hadn't
ordered any lumber.
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But they were so insistent.
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Well, did you ask for
proof, like a sales slip?
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No. It was so confusing.
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They were at me, they
were shouting and gyrating.
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I began to think perhaps my
husband had ordered the lumber,
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or maybe my son.
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Why didn't you check?
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Well, I only wish I could have,
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but my husband was in a
hunting lodge in Canada,
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and my son in our
fishing shack at La Paz.
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And both of them
without telephones,
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by my husband's orders.
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Oh, I feel such a fool.
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There it is in there... An
account of how they operate.
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Look, it's all in here.
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They're even identified.
The Johnson family.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Hw could I be so stupid?
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No, you're not, ma'am.
They got a big bag of tricks.
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The lumber's just one of them.
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Sometimes they pass
themselves off as expert plumbers.
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Yeah, they're always experts.
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Some of those cans
probably have paint in them.
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The Johnson family is
full of house painters,
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but with the first rain,
the paint disappears.
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Their plaster
chips and crumbles,
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and their cement
sinks like a cake.
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- Oh, those scoundrels!
- Yes, ma'am.
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Can you tell us anything else?
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The tall one... he was
taller than either of you.
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He wore overalls,
a painter's cap
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and sneakers.
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And the other one...
He was about your size.
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He wore tan cotton slacks,
boots and a grimy sweatshirt.
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Arthur. And his accomplice's
name was Clyde.
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You know, they made no
attempt to conceal their identity.
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Thank you, ma'am.
That'll be very helpful.
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If you'll just read and
sign the report here.
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Oh, I certainly hope I
see those two again.
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We'll keep a lookout.
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Oh, and please keep
a lookout here, too.
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Will you, gentlemen? This
has been too much for me.
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I must get away.
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Ma'am, we may need your
help to identify these people,
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and you said there was no phone
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at either the hunting
or the fishing place.
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Well, I'm hardly the
outdoor type, Officer.
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If you need me, you will find
me at the Royal Crest Hotel
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in San Francisco.
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Hey, do you
remember in the circus,
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when a little car
would pull up and stop,
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and about 80 clowns
would pile out?
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At least 80. Why?
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The Johnson family
reminded me of it.
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The way they hit
town and spread out.
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It's like those clowns.
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They never hurt anyone.
The Johnson family does.
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All units in the vicinity
in One-Adam-12.
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A 459 silent. 1147
Crosley Place, at the store.
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One-Adam-12, code 2.
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One-Adam-12, roger.
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You guys cover out
here. We'll take a look.
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You know the layout, Pete?
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The only other way
in is through the store.
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Police officers. Drop the gun.
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Store security.
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I was upstairs
when the alarm went.
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Someone jimmied the door.
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They're in there someplace. I
couldn't get a good look at 'em.
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My partner's covering that door.
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You better stay out of this.
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I think there's two of them.
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Hold it.
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Turn around. Put
your hands up there.
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Sure. Anything you say.
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Hold it right there, mister!
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All right, turn around.
Hands behind your back.
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- Malloy?
- All right, Reed.
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- Big man!
- Aw, shut up!
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- You and your big ideas...
- All right now. That's enough of that.
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You make him?
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Yeah, his name's Thomas.
Worked security here for a while.
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I'd still be working security
if you hadn't turned me in.
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If you'd stayed
away from the bottle,
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I wouldn't have
had to turn you in.
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A couple of drinks. A
lousy couple of drinks.
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Yeah, well, it was his
idea to torch the place.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I ain't never done nothing
like this in my whole life.
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All right, outside.
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- You understand, don't you?
- Understand what?
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- Why I tried
to get back at 'em.
- No, mister.
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I don't understand anybody
that tries to commit arson.
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For any reason.
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Wonder what the Johnson
family's been up to.
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One-Adam-12, One-Adam-12.
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See the man. A 484 report.
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10734 Laurel Vista.
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There's your answer.
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Yeah. One-Adam-12, roger.
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Officers.
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Over here, on the ladder.
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They said they'd
fix my roof like new.
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They said it would last forever.
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They said...
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I'm Officer Malloy.
This is Officer Reed.
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George Sawyer.
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I'm sorry.
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I just couldn't
help it. Excuse me.
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You have nothing
to apologize for, sir.
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I just can't seem to
get hold of myself.
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I don't know what
I'm going to do.
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And they gave me their word.
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Another Johnson special.
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It's over my wife's bedroom.
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Amy's sick.
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For the last nine years,
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that room has been
her world, and mine.
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We're poor people.
It's no secret.
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You can see that for yourselves.
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Oh, I just don't know
what I'm going to do.
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It's like all outdoors moved in.
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Like an avalanche.
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If this tar ever stops sliding,
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I'll try to clean the mess up.
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But she can't go
back in there again.
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It'd be just the same
as living outside.
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Worse than it was before.
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What was it like
before, Mr. Sawyer?
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To start at the beginning,
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this whole roof over the
bedroom ain't worth much.
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I've known that for years.
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But I thought
maybe it might last.
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We don't have
that much time left.
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But then it started leaking.
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But every estimate I
got was just impossible.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Amy?
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What's wrong, Amy?
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She was worried about me.
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It's been like
that from the start.
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Well, anyway,
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yesterday I thought our
worries were just about over.
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I was out here
raking up the yard,
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and this truck come by.
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With ladders on the side.
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And sacks of fertilizer
tied to the hood.
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And they wanted a lot
of money to fix your roof,
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but you managed to convince
them to do it for what you had.
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You got 'em?
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No, sir. I wish we did.
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We know about
the two in the truck,
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but there's a lot more
of them... A whole tribe.
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The Johnson family.
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They show up every year
about this time, Mr. Sawyer.
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The newspaper always runs
stories warning people about them.
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I stopped the paper to
save the money for the roof.
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He's a nice old guy.
Too bad he got burned.
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Yeah, they really
hurt a lot of people
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that need the money desperately.
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I'd like to get my hands
on those Johnsons.
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You and me both, partner.
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That's stretching it a bit.
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Yeah, quite a bit.
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Ira,
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that was a stop sign back there.
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I know, dear.
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Then what are we doing here?
253
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Stopping.
254
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A little bit late,
but we're stopping.
255
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,148
May I see a license, please?
256
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,172
Certainly, Officer.
257
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,454
I don't blame you, Officer.
258
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,823
I hate this shaving lotion, too,
259
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,825
but it was a gift
from the little woman.
260
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,548
Your license.
261
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,516
Would you take it
out of the wallet?
262
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:14,944
"Ira M. Goodrich."
263
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This proves you're a
member in good standing
264
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of the Zoo Association.
265
00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:20,783
Mrs. Goodrich?
266
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:24,074
Yes, I have my license
here somewhere.
267
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,624
Mrs. Goodrich, I don't think
268
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,926
your husband is in
any condition to drive.
269
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:33,718
You're right, young
man. I'll drive us home.
270
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,315
Oh, thank you, Officer.
271
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:56,379
I think you better leave the
driving to us, Mrs. Goodrich.
272
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You know, Officer,
273
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that's a funny
thing about women.
274
00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:10,933
- What?
- They just can't hold
their liquor.
275
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Watch your head.
276
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:37,726
You know, if we hadn't stopped her
from driving, we would've had a 10-04.
277
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,929
A 10-04?
278
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:43,566
Two 502s... Winnie and Ira.
279
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,734
One-Adam-12,
One-Adam-12. See the woman.
280
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,170
484 suspects. There now.
281
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:50,739
4257 Fordyce.
282
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:53,008
One-Adam-12, roger.
283
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,577
The Johnsons.
284
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,467
Maybe we'll get lucky.
285
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,280
Next corner.
286
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,498
Look.
287
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,789
We got lucky.
288
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,495
You take the back.
289
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:24,287
Shhh!
290
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:33,408
Not another one?
291
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:34,743
Oh!
292
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,245
It's about big
around as my leg is.
293
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:39,113
Near eight-foot long, too.
294
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:40,582
This is a nightmare.
295
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,417
Take a look.
296
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:44,919
Oh! Oh, no!
297
00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:47,989
My sister hired them
while I was at the market.
298
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,924
As soon as I saw them,
I knew they were from
299
00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:52,215
those crooks I read
about in the newspaper.
300
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,934
Is... Is it still in there?
301
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:02,237
Oh, no need to worry
none about him, ma'am.
302
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,439
Out there in the kitchen,
we was playmates.
303
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,530
We'll tote him off
when we're done.
304
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:16,518
Oh, uh, you know,
305
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,620
it's awful dangerous
work for just $100.
306
00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:21,322
It's all I have.
307
00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:23,747
Well, a bargain's a bargain.
308
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,412
- Emma!
- Shh!
309
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:46,247
- Quiet!
- Oh, I'm going to faint.
310
00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:48,305
Do it in your room.
311
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:57,013
They're in the
basement? Call them up.
312
00:21:58,116 --> 00:22:00,729
I feel all topsy-turvy.
313
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:03,286
Well, then, stay out of the way.
314
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:08,169
Come up!
315
00:22:08,193 --> 00:22:09,671
Look out!
316
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:11,773
Get him over there! There he is!
317
00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:14,164
I got him! I got him!
318
00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:20,682
Come up, both of you!
319
00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:23,819
I've got something for you.
320
00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:28,812
Come on, Clyde. We
got all them snakes now.
321
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,360
- Stand back,
ladies. Instant death.
322
00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:40,168
Let's have a look.
323
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,970
Why, I can't do that.
324
00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,905
Why, there'd be
dead bodies piled up.
325
00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:45,306
Open it.
326
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:48,009
Can't take that responsibility.
327
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,244
I can.
328
00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:52,002
Ahh!
329
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:15,169
Come on, you sorry hunk of tin!
330
00:23:15,193 --> 00:23:18,339
Come on! Start! Start! Come on!
331
00:23:26,304 --> 00:23:29,551
We been done in
and done dirt, Clyde.
332
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,408
We been conned.
333
00:23:50,228 --> 00:23:53,363
I'll get the report.
You call a tow truck.
334
00:23:56,702 --> 00:23:58,880
I'll need to fill out a
report for you to sign.
335
00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:01,917
Uh, fine. Wouldn't you
like to come in the house?
336
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:04,808
- The snakes!
- I'll go first.
337
00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:08,056
Don't leave me, Emma!
338
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,113
Come on.
339
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,301
Be careful!
340
00:24:20,325 --> 00:24:22,270
It's alive!
341
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:25,206
Here's your snake, ladies.
342
00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:27,564
As phony as the Johnson family.
343
00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,750
Oh.
344
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:43,606
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