1 00:00:04,005 --> 00:00:05,715 One-Adam-12, handle code 3. 2 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:11,877 ♪♪ 3 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,527 Late night? 4 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,529 - Quiet day. - Don't knock it. 5 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:56,032 One L-20, One L-20. Go to the station. 6 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,157 How about a little break in the lull? 7 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:03,306 One-Adam-12, requesting code 7. 8 00:01:03,330 --> 00:01:04,807 Wilshire and Broadway. 9 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:09,012 All units on all frequencies, stand by. 10 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:11,814 Two X-Ray-9 is in pursuit. Two X-Ray-9... 11 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:13,950 At least somebody's keeping busy. 12 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:15,452 Two X-Ray-9, roger. 13 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:17,487 All units, Two X-Ray-9 is in pursuit, 14 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:20,357 eastbound on Riverside Drive, approaching Duvall. 15 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:24,294 Suspect's vehicle is a 1966 blue Chevrolet, 16 00:01:24,318 --> 00:01:26,329 California license, 17 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:29,966 Lincoln Union Ocean 389. 18 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:32,636 Two female Caucasians. 19 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:34,271 And not on the hot sheet. 20 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:35,705 Suspect's vehicle is wanted 21 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:38,475 for numerous traffic violations only at this time. 22 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:40,310 All units, Two X-Ray-9 is TA'd, 23 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:43,413 Riverside Drive and North Figueroa. 24 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,382 Suspect's vehicle now northbound 25 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:47,684 on Figueroa toward the Pasadena Freeway. 26 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,852 Takes it out of Rampart Division into Northeast. 27 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:52,689 Yeah, the girls are covering a lot of ground. 28 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:56,025 All units, Eleven-Adam-31 is in pursuit of suspect's vehicle, 29 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:58,361 eastbound on Avenue 26, 30 00:01:58,385 --> 00:01:59,929 approaching Five Points. 31 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,653 Coming our way. 32 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:21,618 All units, Eleven-Adam-31 has lost suspect's vehicle. 33 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:22,885 Vehicle last seen 34 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:24,909 southbound on Daly from Colorado. 35 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,848 Here she comes. 36 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:58,187 All right, come out nice and slow... 37 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:01,079 You lousy Fascist pig! 38 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:06,418 Wait till I get my lawyer on you! 39 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:11,968 You think this is any way to treat a lady? 40 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:13,470 Nope. 41 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:15,305 What do you mean by that crack? 42 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:17,340 Come on. Let's go. 43 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:18,841 One-Adam-12... 44 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,343 What are you arresting me for? 45 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,646 About 14 traffic violations for a start. 46 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:24,447 One-Adam-12, roger. 47 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:25,982 Supplemental from the link. The car's stolen. 48 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:30,287 Oh, I only borrowed it from that creepy john. 49 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:32,589 Wanted to teach my kid sister how to drive. 50 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,991 Where, Indianapolis? 51 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,493 Get in the car. 52 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:39,028 You stinking fuzz! You're all alike, 53 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,953 beating up on innocent women and children. 54 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:49,339 We'll wait for another unit to come and impound the car. 55 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:51,174 Lousy Fascist pig! 56 00:03:51,198 --> 00:03:53,632 You're all pigs! 57 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,786 .34 reading on the Breathalyzer. 58 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,554 That's almost a new high. 59 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,523 Yeah, a few more points and she'd have been stiff for good. 60 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:09,793 One-Adam-12, One-Adam-12, see the boy. 61 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:12,729 Possible 459 suspects there now. 62 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:15,965 157 Stone Street. Code 2. 63 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:17,467 One-Adam-12, roger. 64 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,023 Business is picking up. 65 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:43,693 Not absolutely sure it was a burglary, officers. 66 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,628 It looked very suspicious to me. 67 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:48,331 - What's your name, son? - Harold F. Ruskin. 68 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:50,333 The F stands for Frederick. 69 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:52,369 I live a block over on Ganow. 70 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:54,838 That's why they had time to get away. 71 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:57,006 I had to ride over to telephone. 72 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,608 When I got back they were gone. 73 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,410 Well, what exactly did you see, Harold? 74 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:02,379 Well, I was coming down the street here, 75 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:04,481 when I see this moving van. 76 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:06,949 Small one, about two and a half tonner. 77 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:10,186 It was cruising up the street, going slow. 78 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,955 These two guys in the cab, looking around. 79 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,924 Then they spotted this house. 80 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:17,794 You notice the garage door's up, and it's empty. 81 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,328 Yeah, we noticed. 82 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:20,897 So they pull up, 83 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:23,299 turn into the driveway, and park. 84 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,302 One of them gets out, goes up to the front door, 85 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,505 rings the bell, knocks on the door. 86 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,006 No answer. 87 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:31,474 So he waves to the other guy. 88 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,477 He gets out, goes up to the door, too. 89 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,980 Takes out a bunch of keys. Unlocks it, just like that. 90 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,482 Then they go in. 91 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,651 A few minutes later, they start carrying things out. 92 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:44,687 Well, maybe the owner gave them the key so they could move them. 93 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:46,790 - No, I don't think so. - Why not? 94 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:49,492 I looked in the window just before you got here, 95 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,694 and the rest of the furniture's still in there. 96 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:53,630 Do you remember what they took? 97 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:55,998 A 24-inch color television console, 98 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:59,335 the components for a hi-fi stereo system, 99 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,538 a 2000 amplifier with two speakers, 100 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:04,273 a turntable, and a tape deck. 101 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:06,375 Also, they took a big table lamp. 102 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:08,277 It was made of wrought iron. 103 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:12,114 It had these six nice, big pieces of glass hanging from the sides. 104 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:13,616 Anything else, Harold? 105 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,886 Oh, yeah, they took a fur coat. It was a mink. 106 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,788 Are you sure about that? 107 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:21,791 - Yes, sir. - You don't miss much, do you? 108 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:24,393 Well, I saw it. I don't usually forget things. 109 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:26,451 Why don't we take a look? 110 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,722 Hey, wait a minute! 111 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,171 The reason I first noticed that van 112 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:37,139 was the funny slogan it had on the side. 113 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:41,177 "Move Right. Don't Ship It. Ramm It." 114 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:42,545 Ram it? 115 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,981 Yeah. R-A-M-M. 116 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:47,984 - The name of the moving company. - Oh. 117 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:50,553 I don't suppose you just happened to get the license number? 118 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:53,823 5-6-3-2-7-1. 119 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,780 You want to check around back? 120 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:47,977 Everything seems to be okay. 121 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:50,479 Didn't see anything wrong in the back, either. 122 00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:53,482 Well, nice, polite thieves. No fuss, no muss. 123 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:55,941 They even bother to lock up after themselves. 124 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,831 What is it, officer? 125 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:11,034 - Mr. Marshall? - That's right. Mrs. Marshall. 126 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:12,535 What's the trouble? 127 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:14,470 We're not sure there is any trouble, sir. 128 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,372 The boy here thinks you may have been burglarized. 129 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,775 Oh, no. Walter, my jewelry. 130 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:21,132 Let's see about it. 131 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,800 Harold? Come on in. 132 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:45,768 It looks like you were right. 133 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:47,959 - I thought so. - Mm-hmm. 134 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,144 Same M.O. as the last three burglaries. 135 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:57,146 They get dressed up as moving men, 136 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,815 steal a van, 137 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:01,183 case a neighborhood looking for a house with the people away. 138 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,086 When they find one, they move in. 139 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,387 - Right. - We took Brenda's car over to the shop. 140 00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:07,724 I just didn't bother to put the garage door down. 141 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:10,727 So that's how they knew we were out. 142 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:13,429 You're a bright boy, Harold, remembering all those details. 143 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:14,931 A real bright boy. 144 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,833 I've got a photographic memory, I guess. 145 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:19,401 My dad... he's a lawyer. 146 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:21,604 He says I can look at one of his briefs 147 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:24,674 and repeat it practically word for word the next week. 148 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:27,777 That a fact? 149 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:30,579 You're sure the big fellow has a scar over his left eye? 150 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:32,448 No, sir. 151 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:33,783 Oh? 152 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,874 I said the right eye, Sergeant. 153 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:41,624 Come along, son. I want to get your parents' permission 154 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:44,560 - to go down to the station and look at some pictures. - Yes, sir. 155 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,896 I expect it'll turn out the kid's photographic memory 156 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,688 - doesn't work on pictures. - You wanna bet? 157 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,411 - Hey, what's with Poster? - What do you mean? 158 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,446 It's like he doesn't believe Harold's story. 159 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:06,248 Ah, he's been burned a couple of times 160 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,484 by kids who got their facts mixed up with fiction. 161 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:11,320 All units in the vicinity of One-Adam-12, 162 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:15,958 shots fired, 635 East 34th Street. 163 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,827 One-Adam-12, code 2. 164 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,328 One-Adam-12, roger. 165 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:57,166 All right, you in there. Put the rifles down. 166 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,368 Do you hear something, Ben Roy? 167 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:02,405 I purely do, Everett Joe. 168 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:03,772 Who dat out there? 169 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:06,209 Police officers. What's the shooting about? 170 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:09,066 Come on in, man. Find out for yourself. 171 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:17,620 Here come the fuzz. Here come the fuzz. 172 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,021 Da-da-doo-de-da-da. 173 00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:20,823 All right. What's going on here? 174 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:24,627 We're just sitting here, man, quietly blowing our minds. 175 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,562 We're shooting at that box of dynamite. 176 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:27,918 What? 177 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:37,173 Trying to get a bang out of it, man, a really big blast. 178 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,408 Did you hear that? 179 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,677 Yeah, but I don't believe it. 180 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,279 Where did you get that stuff? 181 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,281 Oh, we just found it, brother. 182 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,483 Well, if it had gone off, you'd have gotten a blast, all right, 183 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,619 big enough to blow you and your house up with it. 184 00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:51,120 Get on your feet. 185 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,422 Oh, come on. Now what you gonna arrest us for, man? 186 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,358 Come on, let's go. You heard the man. On your feet. 187 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,127 You can't bust us, man. We didn't break any laws. 188 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,363 Yeah, man. We're just two consenting adults 189 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,198 in the privacy of their own turf, 190 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,699 just sniffing some paint. 191 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,668 They ain't no law against paint, is there? 192 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,203 No, there isn't. 193 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,738 And they ain't a law against possessing firearms, is there? 194 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:12,375 - Nope. - Then you got no cause for arresting us, man. 195 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,876 Wrong. There is a law 196 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,478 against shooting off a gun in the city limits. 197 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,480 Possession of explosives without a permit. 198 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,382 And for disturbing the peace. 199 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,717 Oh, we ain't gonna win nohow, Ben Roy. 200 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,752 They got a law against everything. 201 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:26,211 Let's go. 202 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,003 3858, repeat. 203 00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:42,638 Where is that? 204 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,907 One-Adam-12, clear. 205 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,909 One-Adam-12, One-Adam-12, 206 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,977 see the woman... A 415. 207 00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:51,080 6311 South Silva Avenue. 208 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,571 One-Adam-12, roger. 209 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:28,317 Unh-unh. Not enough spray, my dear. 210 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,841 We don't want our creation to fall apart, do we? 211 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,691 There. See? 212 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,526 Looks quiet to me. 213 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,296 You checking the time on that color? 214 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,931 Go check it. 215 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,467 Oh. 216 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,502 Good afternoon, ma'am. Did you call about a disturbance? 217 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,971 That's right, but she didn't disturb me a bit. 218 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,640 What do you mean? 219 00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:51,907 Oh, we get her type in here all the time, 220 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,643 with complaints, complaints. You know. 221 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,011 - What about your complaint? - Look, they know this is a beauty school, 222 00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:58,013 and that students work on them, right? 223 00:13:58,037 --> 00:13:59,682 That's why my prices are so cheap. 224 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:02,351 Haircut, shampoo, set, all for $3. Is that cheap? 225 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,086 I ask you, is that cheap? 226 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:05,521 I really don't know, ma'am. 227 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,323 Well, let me tell you that's cheap. 228 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,492 What do they expect for three bucks? Vidal Sassoon? 229 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,328 Would you start at the beginning, please? 230 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:16,165 Look, I'm Marnie Proud. Miss Heavenly Hair, you might say. 231 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,100 I run this beauty school. 232 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,869 About that Laurie Ann Harper... Mrs. Harper, she says. 233 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,638 Hmph. She thinks I don't know. 234 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,373 I'd recognize her voice anywhere. 235 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:27,209 Drippin' with honeysuckle and blackstrap molasses. 236 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,911 Well, just what did she do, ma'am? 237 00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:30,979 She telephoned a few minutes ago. 238 00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:32,615 Well, that's not disturbing the peace, ma'am. 239 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,883 - No, but she threatened to. - How? 240 00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:37,720 She says she's got a bomb hidden here in this building. 241 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:41,290 And it's due to go off in about ten minutes. 242 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,292 And you're just standing here? 243 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,827 What do you expect? 244 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:47,196 You don't want me to disturb my clients, do you? 245 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,198 It's bad for business. 246 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,567 Ma'am, if this is for real, you're not gonna have any business. 247 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,602 Miss Proud, we'll have to check around for any object 248 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,538 that looks like a bomb. Do you want to help us? 249 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,331 I don't know why not. 250 00:14:56,355 --> 00:14:57,873 You two look out back. I'll check in here. 251 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,442 Okay, come with me. 252 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:02,712 Ladies, ladies. 253 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,869 Everything is fine. 254 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,651 That Southern-fried dingaling. 255 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,119 Calling me up with a big lie about a bomb. 256 00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:13,155 Getting the police here, upsetting my business, 257 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,290 - and now no bomb. - Count your blessings. 258 00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:18,894 Now can you give us some information about this Laurie Ann Harper? 259 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,463 - Her address? - Look, all I know is, 260 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,499 she sashays in here every Friday for a tint job. 261 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,601 Well, yesterday, one of the girls, Eunice, 262 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,636 over-processed her hair a little. 263 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,705 I offered to fix it, but no. 264 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,707 She storms right out of the shop. 265 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,208 Could you give us a description? 266 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:35,911 Oh, she's about 35. Says she's 30, 267 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,280 but if she's a day under 35, I'll eat my hat. 268 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,783 Height and weight? 269 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,918 Um, she's a little taller than I am. 270 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,187 Maybe 10, 15 pounds lighter. 271 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,790 Always showing off her figure in those miniskirts. 272 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,792 If you ask me, it's all silicone and foam padding. 273 00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,660 Color hair? 274 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:55,631 Um, well, uh, that's... 275 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,166 That's, uh, kind of the point, you see. 276 00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,324 There she is! There she is! 277 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,620 All right, now hold it. Come on. 278 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,355 All right. I called her. So what? 279 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,725 I'm just sorry I didn't have a real bomb, 280 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,359 after what she did to me. 281 00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:27,195 - It can't be all that bad. - Oh, it can't be, huh? 282 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:28,497 Well, you take a look, mister. 283 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,265 Just take a look at this. 284 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,457 It looks like I'm wearing a Spanish omelet. 285 00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:36,839 And this isn't all. 286 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,941 It's just falling out by the handfuls. 287 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,943 Now can you blame me? 288 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:42,778 There are other ways, Mrs. Harper. 289 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,880 You could've talked to an attorney. 290 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:47,282 What good's an attorney gonna do me when I'm bald? 291 00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:49,452 Who wants to date a female cue ball? 292 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,019 I understood that you were married. 293 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:52,822 I'm divorced. 294 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,991 Anyhow, what are y'all creating such a fuss for? 295 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,893 I didn't commit any crime. 296 00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,729 - I'm afraid you did. - What? 297 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,799 A felony. Under Section 148.1 of the Penal code. 298 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,469 But I didn't do anything. 299 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,137 You made a false bomb report, Mrs. Harper. 300 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,906 Well, I didn't hurt anyone. 301 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,808 You might have. It's happened before, you know. 302 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:16,579 People panicking in theatres sometimes cause an injury, even death. 303 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,614 Well, what's the penalty? 304 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,916 We're police officers, Mrs. Harper. 305 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,417 It'll be up to the judge. 306 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,419 Well, I know that, but can't you just tell me? 307 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:25,921 If you're convicted, 308 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,223 it could be up to one year in the county jail, 309 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,860 or three years in the state prison. 310 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:34,730 Well, there is one consolation. 311 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,599 That should be plenty of time 312 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,155 for my hair to grow back in. 313 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,078 I think we just spoiled Mac's day. 314 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:52,915 - How come? - He couldn't find anything wrong with our report. 315 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,416 Hallelujah. 316 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,284 You want to stop in and see how Harold's doing? 317 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:59,209 - Yeah. Is he still here? - Yeah, Mac says he is. 318 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,926 Sorry, Sergeant. They're not here. 319 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,128 Or you couldn't identify them. 320 00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:07,930 Or they have no previous records. 321 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,932 - So no mugshots. - It's possible. 322 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,334 - Hi, Harold. - Hi. 323 00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,136 - Got any more books? - Fresh out. 324 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,437 Come on, son, I'll take you home. 325 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:17,439 We're going back into the field. We'll take him. 326 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:20,442 Okay, troops. He's all yours. Thanks, Harold. 327 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:23,178 I had a feeling we'd come up empty. 328 00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:25,480 What made you think so? 329 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,449 When you've been in this business as long as I have, Pete, 330 00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:30,285 you'll learn as you can't expect too much of a good thing. 331 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,922 He's been right about everything so far, Sam. 332 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:36,291 Sure. He's a bright boy, but no one's got total recall. 333 00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:38,661 The kid's too good. Too bright. 334 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:41,030 He gives too much detail to be believable. 335 00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:42,531 To listen to him, 336 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,667 he could remember the count on a gnat's whiskers. 337 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:47,636 Well, maybe he could, if a gnat had whiskers. 338 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,271 You're a real believer, aren't you? 339 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,473 Yeah, I believe him until he's proven wrong. 340 00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:54,009 Seven years on the force, and still an optimist. 341 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,745 You know the difference between you and me, Sam? 342 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:59,615 I'd say the cigar box is half full, 343 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,550 and you'd say it's half empty. 344 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,752 First, I want to see the box. 345 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,776 It's right under your nose, Sergeant. 346 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,896 When the police officer came to our school last month, 347 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,832 he said that law and order was everybody's business, 348 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,867 and we should all help when we can. 349 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,970 Believe me, Harold, we can use all the help we can get. 350 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,938 But I don't think Sergeant Poster believes me. 351 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,539 Well, we do. 352 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,586 Hey, that's him! It's him! 353 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,088 Who? 354 00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:40,923 In the Corvair. It's one of the burglars. 355 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,458 - The younger one. - I thought you said he had short blonde hair. 356 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:44,960 It's him. Believe me. 357 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,461 Maybe we better check him out. 358 00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:48,463 Will you have any trouble getting home from here, Harold? 359 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:49,887 No, it's only a few blocks. 360 00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:53,583 - Let me know what happens, huh? - Sure thing. 361 00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,142 I don't want him to rabbit. 362 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,406 I think I'll hang back and see where he's headed. 363 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,029 Well, he's home. 364 00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:56,020 Let's go ask him a few questions. 365 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,773 One-Adam-12. Code 6, Adam. 366 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,942 839 Pleasant Drive. 367 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,044 Possible 459 suspect. 368 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:10,412 One-Adam-12, roger. 369 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,181 Code 6, Adam. 370 00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:15,539 839 Pleasant Drive. Possible 459 suspects. 371 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,423 Must not work. 372 00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:36,861 Knuckles never fail. 373 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,277 Yes? 374 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,779 We're police officers. 375 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,014 We'd like to ask you some questions. 376 00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,349 What about? 377 00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:50,352 Well, for openers, is that your own hair? 378 00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:53,188 That's... That's getting kind of personal, isn't it? 379 00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:55,390 Maybe, but we got a reason for asking. 380 00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:57,359 Of course it's my own hair. 381 00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:59,150 Can we come in, please? 382 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:04,922 Someone told the cops! 383 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,155 I thought you said this was your own hair. 384 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:28,323 It is. Bought and paid for. 385 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,992 How's the other one? 386 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:33,128 You better call an ambulance and get a sergeant out here. 387 00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:36,165 Why'd you guys come up shooting for a few lousy burglaries? 388 00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:37,666 Not the burglaries. 389 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,835 We're AWOL, due for Vietnam. 390 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,736 We don't believe in war and killing. 391 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,738 - It's against our principles. - Oh, sure it is. 392 00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:46,008 Well, you two have got pretty convenient principles, haven't you? 393 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,076 - How's that? - You don't believe in war and killing in Vietnam? 394 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,912 That's right. 395 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,780 But it's all right to kill here in your own country. 396 00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:55,150 How do you square that with your so-called principles, buster? 397 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:57,585 We're gonna die for your lousy establishment. 398 00:22:57,609 --> 00:23:00,622 Let me ask you something. 399 00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:03,513 What did your buddy die for? 400 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:07,662 Nothing. 401 00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:09,987 Not one damn thing. 402 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:21,676 That's all of it, just as Harold described. 403 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,846 Okay. You did real good, youngster. 404 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,314 Thanks, Sergeant. 405 00:23:25,338 --> 00:23:27,482 And if you don't mind my correcting you, 406 00:23:27,506 --> 00:23:30,886 my teacher says you should say "well" instead of "good." 407 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,620 "Real well." 408 00:23:32,644 --> 00:23:35,012 Yeah. Real well. 409 00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:41,196 Well, like I say, not perfect. 410 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,932 What's wrong? 411 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:47,035 Well, Harold said the lamp had six crystal pendants. 412 00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:48,926 I see only five, don't you? 413 00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:57,434 Must have come off. 414 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,550 What does it take to make you a believer, Sam? 415 00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:05,574 Closed-Captioned By J.R. Media Services, Inc. Burbank, CA