1 00:00:00,734 --> 00:00:02,736 [theme music] 2 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,015 [instrumental music] 3 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:31,064 [speaking in foreign language] 4 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:47,147 [sighs] 5 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:49,149 [speaking in foreign language] 6 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:14,541 [instrumental music] 7 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:36,696 Katie? 8 00:01:42,368 --> 00:01:44,604 - Honey, please. - Hmm? 9 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:47,307 You know how I feel about it in the morning. 10 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:55,248 [music continues] 11 00:01:57,650 --> 00:01:59,652 [operatic singing] 12 00:02:02,755 --> 00:02:03,790 Dear? 13 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,563 You always at the shower when I'm shaving? 14 00:02:10,563 --> 00:02:12,632 Do you always have to shave when I'm showering? 15 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,767 - Touche. Listen. - What? 16 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:16,336 Don't forget, tonight is 17 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,737 the bar association dinner at the Waldorf. 18 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:19,572 - Oh, no, is that tonight? - Mm-hmm. 19 00:02:19,572 --> 00:02:22,876 Oh, gosh, I got an exam tomorrow and a paper to write.. 20 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,677 - Excuse me. - Listen, what are you.. 21 00:02:24,677 --> 00:02:26,846 What are you trying to prove? 22 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:29,215 Between NYU and your shrink 23 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:30,517 and your lectures at the Guggenheim 24 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:31,751 and your photography, Monday night 25 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:32,886 is the only time I get to see you. 26 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:34,721 Oh, come on, stop exaggerating. 27 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:36,823 Listen, I want you to understand that 28 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,525 I am sick and tired of going on like this. 29 00:02:38,525 --> 00:02:39,559 Fine. 30 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:41,861 What? 31 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:43,229 Sick and tired? 32 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:46,733 Katie, let's get married. 33 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,369 Lou, why the rush? 34 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:50,537 What do you mean, why the rush? 35 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:51,738 I've been sleeping over Monday nights 36 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:53,173 for two years. 37 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,807 I wanna wake up next to you on Tuesday. 38 00:02:54,807 --> 00:02:56,910 And Wednesday and Thursday and Friday-- 39 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:59,179 Honey, honey, why-why can't 40 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,513 we leave things the way they are, huh? 41 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:01,681 'Cause I love you. 42 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:04,851 And I love you too but.. 43 00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:08,855 I just don't wanna go through that again. 44 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,490 Alright, so your life with Les was awful 45 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:11,558 but it couldn't have been that bad? 46 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:12,892 Oh, no. 47 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:15,195 You try being married to a compulsive 48 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,397 gambling, oversexed girl chaser. 49 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:18,665 I am married to him. 50 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:20,466 Try being his wife, not his lawyer. 51 00:03:20,466 --> 00:03:21,734 I am practically as close. 52 00:03:21,734 --> 00:03:23,436 Hmm, interesting, I never caught him 53 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:24,904 sneaking around with other lawyers. 54 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:26,439 Look, I'm with him all the time. 55 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:27,607 And I'm sick and tired of running around 56 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:29,309 like this behind his back. 57 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:30,877 Alright. Then, tell him. 58 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:33,379 - Tell him? - 'Yes.' 59 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,215 'Tell him.' 60 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,482 No, I can't tell him. 61 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:38,251 No, that would kill him, or he'd kill me. 62 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:40,420 - Lou. - 'I can't just see it.' 63 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,822 We are at the club playing Jin and I say to him. 64 00:03:42,822 --> 00:03:44,657 "Oh, Les, by the way I've been meaning to tell you 65 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:45,825 I-I'm sleeping with your wife." 66 00:03:45,825 --> 00:03:47,594 Ex! Ex-wife. 67 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:48,895 'No, not ex.' 68 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,797 In that twisted mind you're still his. 69 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:52,365 And if there's anything in this whole world 70 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:54,300 that Les Bingham can't take, it's loosing. 71 00:03:55,301 --> 00:03:57,303 [birds chirping] 72 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,253 [panting] 73 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:20,893 [panting] 74 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,774 [panting] 75 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:42,915 You okay, son? 76 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:48,321 It's just a stitch. 77 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:50,957 Well, take it easy, you'll live a lot longer. 78 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,925 [instrumental music] 79 00:04:52,925 --> 00:04:55,628 ♪ Will I take you dear ♪ 80 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,463 ♪ To have and to hold ♪ 81 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:59,932 ♪ Will I stay with you ♪ 82 00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:01,834 ♪ Until we are old ♪ 83 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:04,537 ♪ Will I make it work ♪ 84 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:06,572 ♪ Best I know how ♪ 85 00:05:10,943 --> 00:05:14,947 ♪ I will I will for now ♪ 86 00:05:14,947 --> 00:05:17,684 ♪ Will you settle down ♪ 87 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:19,619 ♪ With you now and cheers ♪ 88 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:22,055 ♪ Will we share it all ♪ 89 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,923 ♪ The laughs and the tears ♪ 90 00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:26,626 ♪ Will I me it last ♪ 91 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,628 ♪ For ever somehow ♪ 92 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:33,066 ♪ I will I will ♪ 93 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:37,337 ♪ I will I will I will ♪ 94 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:41,808 ♪ For now ♪ 95 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:51,718 - Good morning.. - Good morning, Mr. B. 96 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:53,019 - Anything important? - Yes. 97 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,088 Valley Forge Industrial Park has been approved. 98 00:05:56,789 --> 00:05:59,592 I told them you sent a nice note to the governor. 99 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:01,794 Uh, Luke Wyler called from Tulsa. 100 00:06:01,794 --> 00:06:04,130 They can't find the electrical specifications 101 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:05,932 for the new shopping center. 102 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:08,735 - I notified Robinson. - Good. 103 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:11,003 Oh, Miami called. The check is in the mail. 104 00:06:11,003 --> 00:06:12,772 It's about time. Now, what about the important stuff? 105 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:14,640 - Important stuff? - How did we do last night? 106 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,142 You blew the Red's of Pittsburgh. 107 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:17,877 I already know that. What about the coast games? 108 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,379 You won the double header at Oakland 109 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,913 and the Dodgers breezed. 110 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:22,749 Sammy owes you 32,000. 111 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:25,017 Oh, great. I'm killin' him. I'm killin' him. 112 00:06:25,017 --> 00:06:26,586 What looks good tonight? 113 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:28,721 Uh, Singer's goin' against Hunter in town. 114 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,690 It's seven to eight Yankees. 115 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:33,025 Oh, I love Singer, I'm gonna bet a $1,000 116 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:35,094 toward 14,000 on the Angels. 117 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:37,930 And you could tie that into a Round Robin with the Pirates. 118 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:39,065 'They runnin' hot, right?' 119 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:42,034 Singer, Pirate, Dodgers, Round Robin. 120 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:43,403 'Anything else?' 121 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:46,439 Uh, yeah, how is our weekend? 122 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:48,741 Ah, how's our weekend looking in East Hampton? 123 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:50,843 Did you hear from Gloria yet? 124 00:06:50,843 --> 00:06:52,145 She can't make it. 125 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,046 'What do you mean she can't make it?' 126 00:06:54,046 --> 00:06:55,882 Means, she's not going to be there. 127 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:57,016 Did you speak to Joyce? 128 00:06:57,016 --> 00:06:59,152 What about Slash? 129 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:04,524 All busy, or going away for the weekend, or some other excuse. 130 00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:07,059 Well, I guess it's about time I expanded my operation, huh? 131 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:09,061 [telephone beeping] 132 00:07:12,031 --> 00:07:14,167 What is it, Phillis? 133 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:17,570 (Phillis) 'Bingham's sister Sally holding on the line, from Washington.' 134 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:19,205 Oh, sure, put her on. 135 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:21,607 Mrs. Bingham's sister Sally from Washington. 136 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:22,775 Oh, great. 137 00:07:23,976 --> 00:07:26,479 Okay, how much bread do you need? 138 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:29,081 - How are you, sweetheart? - Wonderful. 139 00:07:29,081 --> 00:07:31,818 I've got the most wonderful news, you'll never guess. 140 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:34,554 You balanced your check book. 141 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:36,722 No, I'm pregnant. 142 00:07:36,722 --> 00:07:38,825 Pregnant? What do you mean pregnant? 143 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:40,693 Never mind, I know what you mean. 144 00:07:40,693 --> 00:07:43,095 I forgot to take the pill one night. 145 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:45,832 'Well, I guess we gonna have to do somethin' about that, huh? 146 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:49,135 No, Ralph and I want this baby very much. 147 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,003 Oh, well, that's different, I hope the two of you 148 00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:52,705 are thinkin' to get married. 149 00:07:52,705 --> 00:07:55,741 We're having a little ceremony Sunday at 3 o'clock. 150 00:07:55,741 --> 00:07:56,843 Can you come? 151 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:58,978 You just try and keep me awake. 152 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,880 I gotta call Katie, um.. 153 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,148 I'll see you Sunday, okay? 154 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,183 - Okay, bye. - 'Bye-bye.' 155 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:11,224 [engine revving] 156 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:24,103 Hi. 157 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:26,839 Oh, hi. 158 00:08:30,576 --> 00:08:33,880 Well, uh...congratulations. 159 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,215 Exciting, isn't it? 160 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:39,252 Well, somebody sitting here? 161 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,056 No. 162 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,135 Been a while. 163 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:57,303 About a year. 164 00:08:58,170 --> 00:08:59,705 Long. 165 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:02,108 No, I saw you in the theater one evening. 166 00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:03,609 For one moment, I thought the girl 167 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:05,044 you were with was Sally. 168 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:08,848 But she'd never wear a dress like that. 169 00:09:12,818 --> 00:09:14,554 You look great. 170 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,322 You lost a lot of weight. 171 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:20,626 If you call eight pounds a lot of weight. 172 00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:21,994 Is that all? 173 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:23,996 Of course, I haven't seen you standing up. 174 00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:25,932 Look.. 175 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:27,199 ...it's Sally's wedding and we're going 176 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:28,301 to have spend the day together 177 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,336 so why don't we just cool it, okay? 178 00:09:30,336 --> 00:09:31,938 Okay. 179 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:32,972 It's okay with me. 180 00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:34,307 [sighs] 181 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:40,813 Did I bought you that? 182 00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:42,715 No. 183 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:45,318 A good hedge against inflation, what did it cost? 184 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:46,619 I wouldn't know. 185 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:47,787 You didn't ask? 186 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:50,957 It came from an admirer. 187 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:53,593 No, Kate! What is he a wholesaler? 188 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,827 No, a gentleman. 189 00:09:55,995 --> 00:09:59,699 You mean, you really go out? With men? 190 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,334 Somehow, women have never appealed to me. 191 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,835 I'm not quite that liberated. 192 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:06,005 [instrumental music] 193 00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:24,657 [music continues] 194 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:26,692 Oh, God. 195 00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:28,628 This is the beautiful spot for chapel. 196 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,262 Yeah, it's a great place for chapel. 197 00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:31,931 I wonder when they gonna build it. 198 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,232 I like it this way. 199 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:35,001 It's God's chapel and it's beautiful. 200 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:36,235 Well, what's the difference? 201 00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:37,937 - A wedding is a wedding. - Yeah. 202 00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:42,174 [music continues] 203 00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:50,049 Excuse me. 204 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:57,957 "Agreement made, this 27th day of July between 205 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:01,394 "Sally Ryan, here in called party of the first part 206 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:04,664 "and Ralph Johnson, here in called party of the second part 207 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,232 '"to wit clause one' 208 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:07,833 What kind of wedding is this? 209 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,869 Shh, this is not a wedding. 210 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:11,203 Well, then, what is it? 211 00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:12,972 They're signing a contract. 212 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:15,341 A contract, she's having a baby. 213 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,443 "The two parties to hereby contract 214 00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:20,279 "and want to live together in the same premises 215 00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:22,915 '"to share bed and board, bed to be defined' 216 00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:25,951 '"as the place where they sleep and or cohabits..' 217 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:27,453 - Well, you asked for it. - Me? 218 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:29,288 All that strict stuff tryin' to bring her up 219 00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:30,856 like you're ol' lady brought you up. 220 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,324 No wonder, she slipped the leash. 221 00:11:32,324 --> 00:11:34,060 And you jumpin' on the bones, anything to move. 222 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,795 I suppose, if that's an example-- 223 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:36,962 (in unison) Shh. 224 00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:38,864 "Premises to be defined as a sight 225 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,966 "where in said bed is located. 226 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:43,135 '"While the parties will pool their resources' 227 00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:46,439 '"the larger earner will retain the larger share of the income.' 228 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,174 Oh, I like that. 229 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:50,876 '"This agreement shall be in effect for one year' 230 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,212 "either party to be able to abrogate 231 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:56,449 that is walk away at each and any option time." 232 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,718 A contract with options, I don't understand. 233 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,386 What about the baby? 234 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,788 You better have a good lawyer. 235 00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:05,124 Therefore, by the power of this agreement 236 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,326 and in the presence of these witnesses 237 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:09,762 I now pronounce you tenant in common. 238 00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:13,999 'First party sign here and here.' 239 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:21,974 As notary public this seal expires August 1st. 240 00:12:21,974 --> 00:12:25,177 I now pronounce this contract in effect. 241 00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:27,413 You may kiss the party of the first party. 242 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,149 [applause] 243 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,762 I guess we oughta go over and kiss the party of first party. 244 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,963 Yeah, yeah. 245 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:48,434 Hey, hello. How are you? 246 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,803 - Sally, Sally. - Katie. 247 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,243 - Les, how are you? - I'm good. 248 00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:59,111 - This is Ralph. - Congratulations. 249 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:02,014 - Nice to meet you. - This is my Sister Katherine. 250 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:03,449 - Hello, thank you for coming. - And this is Les. 251 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,284 - Ralph. - They raised me. 252 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,318 Terrific. 253 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:08,020 So how'd you like the ceremony? 254 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:12,224 - Wasn't that fantastic? - Oh, y-yeah, it was nice. 255 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:15,060 Just, one question. I.. 256 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,862 What have you two got against marriage? 257 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:19,999 Everything. 258 00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:22,101 Well, that's a pretty broad statement. 259 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,903 A contract's beautiful. 260 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:25,204 It's only a year. 261 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:27,106 It doesn't work, we let it expire. 262 00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:30,309 Right, if you want it to go on, you let the other party know 263 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,510 how you feel about it? 264 00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,445 Especially when the options coming due. 265 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:35,247 Not to mention the baby. 266 00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:38,317 (male 'Here it is, folks. Come and get it.' 267 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,319 [indistinct chatter] 268 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,226 Well, at least it's a catered affair. 269 00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:49,228 [instrumental music] 270 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,997 [engine revving] 271 00:13:58,103 --> 00:13:59,138 We were smart. 272 00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:03,843 When the magic ran out, when the party was over 273 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,144 we did the sensible thing, right? 274 00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:08,414 Oh, I'll drink to that, huh? 275 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:09,582 Still friends? 276 00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:12,218 Oh, I'll drink to that too. 277 00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:22,494 You happy, Les? 278 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:24,930 - Sure, you kiddin'. - Oh, really? 279 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,069 I mean, I-I really uh.. 280 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,004 I really am happy, aren't you? 281 00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:35,441 Oh, absolutely, you know, I'm free and.. 282 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,276 Oh, I never have any migraines and I.. 283 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:38,978 Yeah, I love every minute of it. 284 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,880 - Me too. - That's nice. 285 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:43,349 - Yeah. - Yeah. 286 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:46,118 Everything's free and easy now. 287 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:48,354 No more, you know, forcing everything. 288 00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:50,022 Forcing? 289 00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:53,425 - Yeah, like, uh.. - Like. 290 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:55,060 I come home from the office 291 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,062 and you would force all that woman-talk on me. 292 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,597 Yakety yakety yak. 293 00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:01,333 When all I wanted was a wet kiss and a dry Martini. 294 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:04,370 All that blessed silence. No more Howard Cosell on TV set. 295 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,106 No more beer cans all over the house? 296 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:11,343 Yeah, I have to admit it. I overdid the football though. 297 00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:14,146 You know, what used to just drive me up a wall? 298 00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:15,581 You're always straightening everything up. 299 00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:19,518 You can't walk into one room without making a mess. 300 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,987 Oh, it was like living with the Lysol commercial. 301 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:23,989 [sighs] 302 00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:25,257 I like a neat house. 303 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:30,095 I'll never forget. 304 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,131 The night I got up to go to the John.. 305 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,233 ...and you made the bed. 306 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,235 [laughing] 307 00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:39,371 [instrumental music] 308 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:49,715 Evenin', ma'am. 309 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,053 Hey, Mr. Bingham, long time no see. 310 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,554 Long time, yeah. 311 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,260 How'd I've let you talkin' into this? 312 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:03,228 Simple. Both of us are starving. 313 00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:04,563 Neither of us have a date. 314 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:05,998 And I got your loaded on the plane. 315 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:07,566 You didn't forget the egg roll, did you? 316 00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:11,303 Egg roll, ribs, shrimp, Moo shu pork, bum bum chicken 317 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,005 and a beef with oyster sauce. 318 00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:14,340 You're always order too much. 319 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,008 And you always eat it. 320 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:20,346 [instrumental music] 321 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,023 - Hi - Oh. 322 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,136 - You know, it's like old times. - Mmm. 323 00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:52,511 You know, all things considered you're lookin' good. 324 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,480 Oh, all things considered? 325 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,616 Yeah, I mean, you're still pretty attractive. 326 00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,351 Tact was never your long suit. 327 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,286 Katie, you are, you really are. 328 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:03,522 - You want an almond cookie? - No, I don't want. 329 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,558 Oh, no, Les, please! Please. 330 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,632 Katie, I'm gonna level with you. 331 00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:16,335 You know all that stuff I told you on the plane? 332 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:18,237 Well, I'm not that happy. 333 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:20,272 I'm not happy at all. 334 00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:22,241 Well, hmm, to tell you the truth 335 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:25,344 I'm not all that ecstatic either. 336 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,413 You know, when you looked back, we did have our moments. 337 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:30,516 - Yes, we did, one or two. - I'm still crazy about you. 338 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:32,751 - No, no. - Well, what is the big deal? 339 00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:35,220 I don't know, it's just not right. 340 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,122 - Who says? - I don't know. 341 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,624 - Uh, me I guess. - Why? 342 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,125 It's too sudden. 343 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,326 Yeah, well, let's talk about it in the mornin'. 344 00:17:41,326 --> 00:17:43,162 - No. - Katie, I'm tellin' you. 345 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:46,198 - You still turn me on. - No, it's crazy. 346 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:49,234 - What's crazy? - Well, this is our first date. 347 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:52,838 And, you know, I never mess around anything on a first date. 348 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:54,840 Katie, we've been married for ten years. 349 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,275 Well, we're not married now. 350 00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:01,680 You gotta toothpick or some dental floss or somethin'? 351 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,714 It's in the medicine cabin. 352 00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:03,749 You want me to get it? 353 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,150 No, I know the way. 354 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,455 [instrumental music] 355 00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,301 [music continues] 356 00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:38,484 Les? 357 00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:42,354 [music continues] 358 00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:51,196 Les, just what do you think you're doing? 359 00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,631 Come on in the water's fine. 360 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,700 Get outta there! 361 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:57,469 Come on in, we'd do the dishes in here. 362 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,404 Listen, I'm in no mood for this. 363 00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:02,474 Just, uh, put your clothes on and get out. 364 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,510 - First thing in the morning. - Do you want me to call the.. 365 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,678 No! God. Oh, no. 366 00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:07,913 'Are you alright?' 367 00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:09,815 Back, I got the back. 368 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:14,453 Don't move, I'll call Dr. Isaac's. 369 00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:15,854 [grunts] 370 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,723 Here now, don't-don't go away. 371 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,260 [grunts] 372 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,262 [humming] 373 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,368 (Les) 'Come in.' 374 00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:32,471 [indistinct chatter] 375 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,308 Yeah, but you just cancel all my appointments 376 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,544 for the next couple of days. 377 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:41,480 Well, anything urgent, you know where to reach me. 378 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,249 No, no, you just tell Mr. Fisher that.. 379 00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:46,718 ...when I get back he can bring his people over, okay? 380 00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:47,753 Bye. 381 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,521 Maria, como estas? 382 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:50,756 [speaking in Spanish] 383 00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,958 Mr. Bingham, you hurt yourself? 384 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,661 Oh, it's my back, nothing serious. 385 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:57,930 Doctor wanted me to go in the hospital for couple of days 386 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,332 but I said no hospital. 387 00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:01,667 You miss me, mamacita. 388 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,336 I miss yomucho mucho. 389 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:05,370 You're my girl. 390 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,405 [speaking in Spanish] 391 00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:08,507 Oh, but you like it, huh? 392 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:09,908 It is not impossible. 393 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,414 (Maria) 'How come you never pick up your stuff?' 394 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:16,481 What stuff? 395 00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:17,883 I don't know a lot of stuff. 396 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,352 You have your poker chips, your swimming mask 397 00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:21,720 your bowling trophy. 398 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:25,490 Ah, and your favorite, your football lamp. 399 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,427 My lamp? So that's where it went. 400 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,397 Hey, whose red bathrobe is that? 401 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:36,501 It's not yours? 402 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:40,439 Maria, when'd you ever see me in a crummy color like that? 403 00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,341 Look, Maria, the senora told me that 404 00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:45,277 she's going with some guy, a wholesaler or somethin'. 405 00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:46,912 Don't tell me he's staying over. 406 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,716 It is not impossible. 407 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:53,852 You can level with me, she's not sleeping with this guy, is she? 408 00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:57,756 Is she? 409 00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:00,759 A man and a woman. 410 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,261 They have needs. 411 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,730 Son of a.. 412 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,732 How do you like that? 413 00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,469 Maria, Maria. 414 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:13,305 You and I were a couple of oamigos, right? 415 00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:15,807 (Les) 'Well, you can tell me who is this character?' 416 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:16,875 (Maria) 'Who is this, who?' 417 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:17,909 (Les) 'This wholesaler.' 418 00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:19,378 'The guy of the bathrobe.' 419 00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:21,480 (Maria) 'I don't know no bathrobe.' 420 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,683 Maria, you still like to watch those game shows on TV? 421 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:25,917 Ah, si, si. 422 00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:28,320 The passwords and the prices okay 423 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,788 'and-and let's make a deal.' 424 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:30,922 (Les) 'Okay, let's make a deal, Maria.' 425 00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,057 'I got a $50 bill in' 426 00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:33,558 'my pant's pocket over there.' 427 00:21:33,558 --> 00:21:35,460 And it's all yours, if you can come up 428 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,063 with the rat's name who belongs to that red bathrobe. 429 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:39,398 (Katie) 'Maria.' 430 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:40,866 Si, senora. 431 00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,834 Don't you have something to do in the kitchen? 432 00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:44,002 Osi, senora. 433 00:21:49,441 --> 00:21:52,344 Let's make a deal. That's low. 434 00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:53,512 That's disgusting. 435 00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:56,682 - Fine, disgusting. - Yeah. 436 00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:58,684 The famous miss puritan. The famous miss.. 437 00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:01,386 Oh, you know I wouldn't mess around on a first date puritan. 438 00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:04,489 'Carrying on like a sex maniac, right under my nose.' 439 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:07,426 This is my house, and I will do anything I like in it. 440 00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:09,394 Oh, you admit it! You like it. 441 00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:11,930 Will you please shouting? You're giving me a migraine. 442 00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:13,965 Look, if you don't mind my being personal, lady. 443 00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:15,467 When did you start liking it? 444 00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:16,935 The day you moved out. 445 00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:20,439 Ugh. 446 00:22:21,773 --> 00:22:24,810 ♪ Over there over there ♪ 447 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:28,347 ♪ Send the word send the word over there ♪ 448 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,382 ♪ Well that the boys are coming ♪ 449 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:32,050 ♪ The boys are coming ♪ 450 00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:35,020 ♪ The drums are rum-tumming everywhere ♪ 451 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,688 ♪ So prepare ♪ 452 00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:38,090 ♪ Say a prayer ♪ 453 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:41,493 ♪ Send a word send a word to beware ♪ 454 00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:44,830 ♪ We'll be over we are coming over ♪ 455 00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:49,067 ♪ And we won't come back till it's over over there here ♪ 456 00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:52,137 Yeah, hurray.. 457 00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:54,039 Caruso he didn't really sing that, did he? 458 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,941 - Oh, yes. I have the record. - Really? 459 00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:57,042 Yes. 460 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,977 - Oh, God. - You know what I wish? 461 00:22:58,977 --> 00:23:00,011 What? 462 00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:01,580 I only wish that I had the guts 463 00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,048 to audition for The Metropolitan Opera 464 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,750 instead of going to law school. 465 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:05,851 So would the neighbors. 466 00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:06,918 [laughs] Right? 467 00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:08,587 Bad girl sittin' in the park. 468 00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:09,688 [laughs] 469 00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:11,890 - Yeah. - Ah, oh. 470 00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:14,593 - Sugar? - What? 471 00:23:17,596 --> 00:23:19,598 [instrumental music] 472 00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,773 Well, you know how expensive sugar is these days? 473 00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:33,412 Let's do it. 474 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,080 I don't wanna wait any longer. 475 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,015 We can get married in Mexico. 476 00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:39,017 Or in the Caribbean, Trinidad, anywhere you wanna get. 477 00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:40,986 Oh, Lou, I don't know what to say? 478 00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:42,454 Say yes. 479 00:23:42,454 --> 00:23:43,722 [sighs] 480 00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:44,890 I can't. 481 00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:49,728 I mean, I-I can't right now. 482 00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:51,062 I'm-I'm all mixed up, you know. 483 00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:53,899 I mean, seeing Les again and S-Sally's wed.. 484 00:23:53,899 --> 00:23:55,634 Sally's contract. 485 00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:58,770 So much of the past rushing up at me and.. 486 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:02,641 Oh and I got a term paper due next Thursday. 487 00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:04,209 Oh, the hell with the term paper. 488 00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:06,978 Lou, please, I can't think straight at the moment. 489 00:24:09,047 --> 00:24:12,984 Alright, turn in your term paper, get your C minus. 490 00:24:12,984 --> 00:24:14,486 Just don't say no. 491 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,955 Keep the ring. 492 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,857 It's not us. 493 00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:21,126 You and me. It's.. 494 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,695 I don't know, I just-I just sort of can't 495 00:24:23,695 --> 00:24:27,032 and please...don't force me. 496 00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:32,103 But I want you to know, Lou 497 00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:34,873 that this is one of the dearest moments in my life. 498 00:24:50,889 --> 00:24:52,891 [door closes] 499 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,904 Well, well, we are home a little early tonight, aren't we? 500 00:25:05,904 --> 00:25:08,773 What was it a quick bite and slam, bam, thank you, ma'am? 501 00:25:09,975 --> 00:25:11,676 That is disgusting! 502 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:13,278 You are disgusting. 503 00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:15,113 Well, that's me, Mr. Consistent. 504 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:19,017 Oh, God, oh. 505 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,719 Will you get that damn thing out? 506 00:25:29,995 --> 00:25:31,229 [gasps] Ah, don't. 507 00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:33,231 Thank you very much. 508 00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:44,242 Slam, bam, thank you, ma'am. 509 00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:46,244 [screams] 510 00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:57,122 Have you ever discussed these migraines with your analyst? 511 00:25:57,122 --> 00:25:59,291 What I discuss in the privacy of my analysis 512 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,692 is none of your business. 513 00:26:00,692 --> 00:26:02,093 Well, it just occurred to me that 514 00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:04,663 after all these years, there could definitely 515 00:26:04,663 --> 00:26:06,765 be a connection between you're getting laid 516 00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:08,133 and you are getting a migraine. 517 00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:09,668 Will you get your dirty mind outta here 518 00:26:09,668 --> 00:26:11,236 and just leave me alone? 519 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:14,272 You are brutal, sadistic, insensitive boar 520 00:26:14,272 --> 00:26:16,841 and I just cannot tolerate it anymore. 521 00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:19,044 - Oh, Katie, I'm sorry. - Oh. 522 00:26:19,044 --> 00:26:21,012 I didn't mean to upset you like this. 523 00:26:23,882 --> 00:26:25,951 When are you gonna let go? 524 00:26:25,951 --> 00:26:28,253 When are you going to realize you've lost me. 525 00:26:29,621 --> 00:26:30,789 I don't know. 526 00:26:32,123 --> 00:26:33,925 I guess I'm still jealous. 527 00:26:35,894 --> 00:26:38,763 That's what it is. I'm just jealous at this red bathrobe. 528 00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:40,198 Katie, who is it? 529 00:26:40,198 --> 00:26:41,900 Kate.. No, no, you're right. 530 00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:43,134 You're right. 531 00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:44,669 We're divorced. 532 00:26:44,669 --> 00:26:46,738 We're free, we're two consenting adults 533 00:26:46,738 --> 00:26:48,173 you can sleep with who ever you like. 534 00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:50,342 It's none of my business. 535 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:52,277 - Do I know him? - Oh. 536 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:55,013 It isn't someone classy like Marvin Shanken, is it? 537 00:26:55,013 --> 00:26:56,047 Oh. 538 00:26:57,983 --> 00:27:00,251 Oh, if it didn't hurt so much, I might laugh. 539 00:27:01,753 --> 00:27:03,922 Damn, damn, I gave you all my Darvon. 540 00:27:03,922 --> 00:27:05,390 Now, what am I supposed to do? 541 00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:07,125 Oh, how bad. I.. 542 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,159 Let me give you a massage. 543 00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:09,928 - Oh. - Oh, yeah. 544 00:27:09,928 --> 00:27:12,631 It'll loosen up all those muscles. 545 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,266 Oh, you let old Doc Bingham 546 00:27:15,266 --> 00:27:17,168 give you one of his magic massages. 547 00:27:17,168 --> 00:27:18,703 You can't with your back. 548 00:27:18,703 --> 00:27:21,306 Oh, no, look, I'm-I'm practically cured. 549 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,642 Oh, come on, are you gonna wreck your back? 550 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:26,845 Look, you get undressed 551 00:27:26,845 --> 00:27:29,180 and I'll warm up the magic fingers. 552 00:27:32,417 --> 00:27:33,652 Well.. 553 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,154 Ow! 554 00:27:38,256 --> 00:27:41,760 Oh, oh, that is good. 555 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,094 Oh. 556 00:27:43,094 --> 00:27:44,262 You know what? 557 00:27:44,929 --> 00:27:46,297 What? 558 00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:47,866 It's our second date. 559 00:27:50,068 --> 00:27:52,037 - You're bad. - Terrible. 560 00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:54,205 Mm-hmm. What about your back, huh? 561 00:27:54,205 --> 00:27:55,407 Oh, well.. 562 00:27:56,875 --> 00:28:00,311 Certain risks have got to be taken. 563 00:28:00,311 --> 00:28:02,747 Come on, you're gonna wreck your back, Les. 564 00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:04,849 I certainly hope so. 565 00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:07,419 - You're an idiot. - Yay. 566 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:09,254 - Les. - Katie, I love you. 567 00:28:09,254 --> 00:28:10,288 Oh. 568 00:28:18,229 --> 00:28:20,231 [knock on door] 569 00:28:22,133 --> 00:28:24,135 [instrumental music] 570 00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:36,081 [chuckles] 571 00:28:37,849 --> 00:28:39,384 How's your back? 572 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,052 - I'll test it. - Yeah. 573 00:28:44,489 --> 00:28:46,157 It's fabulous. 574 00:28:46,157 --> 00:28:47,459 How's your head? 575 00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:49,427 Oh, it's clear as a bell. 576 00:28:49,427 --> 00:28:52,230 You know, we may have made a fantastic medical discovery. 577 00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:57,035 Katie, I have perfectly revolting idea. 578 00:28:57,035 --> 00:28:58,503 - Revolt me? - Let's get married. 579 00:28:58,503 --> 00:29:01,172 - Yeah, okay, you revolted me. - What? 580 00:29:01,172 --> 00:29:03,174 Oh, come on, why spoil everything? 581 00:29:03,174 --> 00:29:06,111 Are you kidding? Look, how great it is with us, isn't it? 582 00:29:06,111 --> 00:29:08,213 - Yeah, it was marvelous. - Well? 583 00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:11,015 Les, look, we haven't even seen each other in over two years. 584 00:29:11,015 --> 00:29:12,917 So what? 585 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:14,419 So, uh, we could both fall back 586 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,020 in the same old neurotic patterns-- 587 00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:19,124 Katie, honey, I have to tell you, I'm lost. 588 00:29:19,124 --> 00:29:22,227 I need you, Katie, I missed you last two years. 589 00:29:22,227 --> 00:29:23,995 It just been horrible without you.. 590 00:29:23,995 --> 00:29:26,765 Katie, I just can't make it. 591 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,200 So please say yes, Katie, let's get married. 592 00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:32,170 [sighs] 593 00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:33,338 I can't. 594 00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:37,308 Can't? 595 00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:40,545 But I tell you what I might wanna try. 596 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:43,214 A contract. 597 00:29:44,215 --> 00:29:46,217 [instrumental music] 598 00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:05,203 Mr. Springer, the Bingham's are here. 599 00:30:05,203 --> 00:30:07,205 Oh, good, have them come in. 600 00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:13,378 Katie wanted to take this to another lawyer 601 00:30:13,378 --> 00:30:15,980 but I said, "what the hell am I paying Lou for?" 602 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:18,082 (Lou) 'I was in court all mornin', just having a late lunch.' 603 00:30:18,082 --> 00:30:20,585 Will you join me in a glass of soave. 604 00:30:20,585 --> 00:30:22,453 Look, I got a million things to do this afternoon. 605 00:30:22,453 --> 00:30:25,123 So can we get it rolling? 606 00:30:25,123 --> 00:30:27,392 And, Lou, please, turn the music off. 607 00:30:27,392 --> 00:30:29,127 Oh, Les, where's your soul? 608 00:30:29,127 --> 00:30:32,096 This is Vienna, it's spring and love is in the air. 609 00:30:39,237 --> 00:30:42,407 Alright music lover, how long do you want this contract to run? 610 00:30:43,942 --> 00:30:45,476 What do you think? 611 00:30:45,476 --> 00:30:47,879 Well, I don't know, what do you think? 612 00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:50,415 - Um.. - My I make a suggestion? 613 00:30:50,415 --> 00:30:52,617 Am initial period of six months 614 00:30:52,617 --> 00:30:54,586 with the first option of five years. 615 00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:56,554 Five years? 616 00:30:56,554 --> 00:30:59,190 Oh, no, I was thinking more like one. 617 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,226 Believe me, Katie, five years will add 618 00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:02,861 a certain stability to your lives. 619 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,128 A certain gravity. 620 00:31:04,128 --> 00:31:05,997 Or else you can forget the whole enchilada. 621 00:31:05,997 --> 00:31:08,499 I like it, five's alive. It's a nice round number. 622 00:31:08,499 --> 00:31:11,402 Mm-mmm, no, I still think it's a little too long. 623 00:31:11,402 --> 00:31:13,004 Look, if you can't make it together 624 00:31:13,004 --> 00:31:15,273 for the first six months, then five years academic. 625 00:31:15,273 --> 00:31:17,041 And forget the whole enchilada. 626 00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:18,142 He's right. 627 00:31:19,143 --> 00:31:20,912 Alright. 628 00:31:20,912 --> 00:31:23,014 I mean, after all we are trying to make it work, right? 629 00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:24,582 Yes. 630 00:31:24,582 --> 00:31:28,653 Alright, six months, five year pick ups. 631 00:31:28,653 --> 00:31:33,658 Now, I suggest a penalty of $500 for any and all violations. 632 00:31:33,658 --> 00:31:35,994 $500? For what? 633 00:31:35,994 --> 00:31:37,629 (Lou) 'Well, you have to put some teeth into the contract' 634 00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:39,197 'or you can forget the whole enchilada.' 635 00:31:39,197 --> 00:31:41,032 What is this "Forget the whole enchilada?" 636 00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:43,334 It sounds like you don't want it to work. 637 00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:46,337 Les, you really hurt me. 638 00:31:46,337 --> 00:31:49,274 Now, perhaps, you'd prefer another lawyer. 639 00:31:49,274 --> 00:31:50,541 Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad-- 640 00:31:50,541 --> 00:31:52,443 Come on, Louie, don't be so touchy. 641 00:31:52,443 --> 00:31:55,313 $500 is fine. It just sounds like a lot of money. 642 00:31:55,313 --> 00:31:57,415 (Lou) 'Exactly, it's supposed to hurt.' 643 00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:59,183 Now to the terms. 644 00:31:59,183 --> 00:32:00,585 Have you got your notes? 645 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,287 - Mmm. - Yeah. 646 00:32:12,196 --> 00:32:15,300 Uh...let's see. 647 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:16,668 You start? 648 00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:18,403 Oh, no, you take the first day and a half. 649 00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:25,476 Okay, now. Um, point 24. 650 00:32:25,476 --> 00:32:27,512 "Communication." 651 00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:29,247 What do you mean by that? 652 00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:33,418 Uh, well, communicating, talking, touching, feeling. 653 00:32:33,418 --> 00:32:35,353 Oh, I'm gonna give you a little grab every now and then. 654 00:32:35,353 --> 00:32:38,089 Uh, Les, I'm talking mostly about talking. 655 00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:39,424 What we did so little of before. 656 00:32:39,424 --> 00:32:42,527 Now, I-I don't want you buried in the Times 657 00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:44,495 of breakfast and glued to the 7 o'clock news 658 00:32:44,495 --> 00:32:45,663 the second you walk in the door. 659 00:32:45,663 --> 00:32:47,165 I don't want it. 660 00:32:47,165 --> 00:32:49,434 You want me to give up Walter Cronkite? 661 00:32:49,434 --> 00:32:51,202 How am I gonna know, what's goin' on. 662 00:32:51,202 --> 00:32:53,438 (Katie) 'We'll watch the 10 o'clock news, together.' 663 00:32:53,438 --> 00:32:55,073 - Cronkite. - Ten o'clock news. 664 00:32:55,073 --> 00:32:57,141 - Cronkite. - Ten o'clock news.. 665 00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:59,610 Or forget the whole enchilada. 666 00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:02,613 Okay, but no cleaning the ashtrays every five minutes 667 00:33:02,613 --> 00:33:04,749 and lining the garbage pile with my sports section. 668 00:33:04,749 --> 00:33:07,018 And I want a cold martini straight up 669 00:33:07,018 --> 00:33:08,586 when I get home from work at night. 670 00:33:08,586 --> 00:33:11,155 One, not three so that you can go to sleep right after dinner. 671 00:33:13,057 --> 00:33:14,659 (Katie) 'I hate to do it.' 672 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:16,427 'I propose we let Maria go.' 673 00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:19,197 Let Maria go? 674 00:33:19,197 --> 00:33:21,165 Yes, yes and yes. 675 00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:22,433 Now listen I have been talkin' 676 00:33:22,433 --> 00:33:24,268 to some of the young married people at school 677 00:33:24,268 --> 00:33:26,371 and they all seem to think that there's nothin' 678 00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:30,308 like sharing the house work to keep a couple together. 679 00:33:30,308 --> 00:33:32,777 Let Maria go? 680 00:33:32,777 --> 00:33:34,645 Let Maria go. 681 00:33:36,547 --> 00:33:38,583 [sighs] Okay. 682 00:33:38,583 --> 00:33:41,686 Okay, on weekends we share the house work. 683 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:43,287 (Katie) 'Everyday.' 684 00:33:43,287 --> 00:33:44,655 (Les) 'Sweetheart, I work.' 685 00:33:44,655 --> 00:33:46,391 (Katie) 'And I go to school.' 686 00:33:46,391 --> 00:33:49,560 So...we do the light stuff daily 687 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,329 and on the weekends we do the heavy stuff. 688 00:33:51,329 --> 00:33:52,563 - Heavy stuff? - Yes. 689 00:33:52,563 --> 00:33:55,533 Well, vacuuming and waxing and, uh 690 00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:58,336 'scrubbing the kitchen uh, the floors.' 691 00:33:58,336 --> 00:34:00,538 On Sunday? That's my one day off. 692 00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:02,073 Mine too, so we'll alternate. 693 00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:04,208 So you take one Sunday and I'll take the next. 694 00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:08,312 Katie, just how serious are you about this? 695 00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:12,283 Without it, there's no contract. 696 00:34:12,283 --> 00:34:13,451 Don't you see? 697 00:34:13,451 --> 00:34:15,553 I mean, uh, when we were first married 698 00:34:15,553 --> 00:34:18,222 that's the way we lived and we were very happy. 699 00:34:20,324 --> 00:34:22,560 Okay, Lou, write it down. 700 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,728 'Togetherness.' 701 00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:28,099 Let Maria go. 702 00:34:28,099 --> 00:34:31,102 [instrumental music] 703 00:34:54,325 --> 00:34:56,227 - Hello. - Hello. 704 00:35:06,437 --> 00:35:07,672 Movin' in. 705 00:35:08,806 --> 00:35:10,241 I thought you were in. 706 00:35:10,241 --> 00:35:13,511 I was, but I wasn't, but I am. 707 00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:16,781 Twelve. 708 00:35:17,682 --> 00:35:19,150 Oh, 12. 709 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:27,191 Lou, did I hear right? 710 00:35:27,191 --> 00:35:29,827 You're goin' to drop a contract between the Bingham's? 711 00:35:29,827 --> 00:35:31,496 You heard right. 712 00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:33,297 You're given up on Katie? 713 00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:36,901 Ted, if they try to live up to this contract 714 00:35:36,901 --> 00:35:39,637 they won't talk to each other for a 105 years. 715 00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:41,272 You're not afraid you'll lose her? 716 00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:43,407 I'd give Les Bingham about four months. 717 00:35:43,407 --> 00:35:45,710 And then forget the whole enchilada. 718 00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:47,145 Okay. 719 00:35:48,613 --> 00:35:50,815 ♪ Forget the whole enchilada ♪ 720 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:56,888 ♪ The whole enchilada ♪ 721 00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:58,523 [telephone ringing] 722 00:35:59,257 --> 00:36:00,625 Yes? 723 00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:02,760 Oh, I'm sorry, Hildy, I got carried away. 724 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,595 Yes, I'm sorry. 725 00:36:04,595 --> 00:36:05,730 [laughing] 726 00:36:07,565 --> 00:36:11,402 ♪ If we try ♪ 727 00:36:11,402 --> 00:36:14,805 ♪ I just know there must be many ways ♪ 728 00:36:14,805 --> 00:36:20,378 ♪ To find those happy yesterdays gone by ♪ 729 00:36:20,378 --> 00:36:23,414 ♪ If we try ♪ 730 00:36:23,414 --> 00:36:26,651 ♪ You and I ♪ 731 00:36:26,651 --> 00:36:29,887 ♪ We can be the way we used to be ♪ 732 00:36:29,887 --> 00:36:35,593 ♪ Remember how you look at me inside ♪ 733 00:36:35,593 --> 00:36:38,629 ♪ If we try ♪ 734 00:36:38,629 --> 00:36:41,566 ♪ What we've known ♪ 735 00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:47,572 ♪ Is to wait in there made for us to share our love ♪ 736 00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:53,377 ♪ Don't let love die.. ♪ 737 00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:56,380 [opera music] 738 00:37:10,695 --> 00:37:12,330 Come on, now, you. 739 00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:14,565 Come on, baby. Now, you make the move now. 740 00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:16,467 [vacuum cleaner whirring] 741 00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,003 Could you tu-turn that off. 742 00:37:19,003 --> 00:37:20,605 I gotta.. 743 00:37:20,605 --> 00:37:21,872 Honey, would you please turn that thing off? 744 00:37:21,872 --> 00:37:23,774 I gotta lot of money rindin' on this. 745 00:37:23,774 --> 00:37:25,843 Come on, do it now. 746 00:37:25,843 --> 00:37:27,878 Yeah, come on, now, pull up, pull him up. 747 00:37:27,878 --> 00:37:30,881 [indistinct chatter] 748 00:37:38,789 --> 00:37:41,692 [instrumental music] 749 00:37:41,692 --> 00:37:44,595 [vacuum cleaner whirring] 750 00:37:53,571 --> 00:37:54,672 Hey! 751 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,876 [instrumental music] 752 00:38:02,313 --> 00:38:05,549 ♪ What we've known ♪ 753 00:38:05,549 --> 00:38:11,555 ♪ Is to wait in there for us to share our love ♪ 754 00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:17,428 ♪ Don't let love die ♪ 755 00:38:17,428 --> 00:38:20,064 ♪ We still have so much to give ♪ 756 00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:22,433 ♪ And love can live ♪ 757 00:38:22,433 --> 00:38:27,705 ♪ But only if we try ♪ 758 00:38:29,407 --> 00:38:30,608 Ow! 759 00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:34,545 [instrumental music] 760 00:38:38,015 --> 00:38:39,583 (Les) 'Katie?' 761 00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:44,722 'Come on, honey, what's taking so long?' 762 00:38:49,093 --> 00:38:51,495 Les, come on, at least let me get into bed, huh? 763 00:38:51,495 --> 00:38:53,798 I got an 8 o'clock meetin' at the office. 764 00:38:53,798 --> 00:38:55,633 You're messin' up the bed spread. 765 00:38:56,967 --> 00:38:58,836 While we're on the subject. 766 00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:01,672 I've discussed our sex life with Dr. Climburg today. 767 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:02,807 Swell. 768 00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:03,974 And by the way, he agrees 769 00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:05,710 with me about your sex problem. 770 00:39:05,710 --> 00:39:08,346 My sex problem? 771 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:09,947 What sex problem do I have? 772 00:39:09,947 --> 00:39:12,917 Well, Dr. Climburg calls it the protestant work ethic. 773 00:39:12,917 --> 00:39:14,885 He says that a business man like you 774 00:39:14,885 --> 00:39:17,355 acquaints sex with gettin' a job done. 775 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:18,923 Like, I don't know, you wanna hop in the bed 776 00:39:18,923 --> 00:39:20,791 and get it over with because you got a meetin' 777 00:39:20,791 --> 00:39:22,793 tomorrow at 8 o'clock. 778 00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:24,695 The protestant work ethic. 779 00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:26,430 Well, uh, he knows. 780 00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:29,066 First of all, these people are comin' all the way from Paris. 781 00:39:29,066 --> 00:39:30,134 - Yes. - Second. 782 00:39:30,134 --> 00:39:31,869 It's a multi-million dollar deal 783 00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:33,771 and third, I'm not even protestant. 784 00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:36,407 Les, you're not aware of it 785 00:39:36,407 --> 00:39:38,442 but you're in such a rush all the time. 786 00:39:38,442 --> 00:39:40,745 According to you. 787 00:39:40,745 --> 00:39:43,814 You make love like you're running for a Fifth Avenue bus. 788 00:39:43,814 --> 00:39:47,084 Hmm, and I'm not catchin' it very much lately, either. 789 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:53,491 And since you brought it up, have you told that Nazi doctor 790 00:39:53,491 --> 00:39:57,094 of yours for $75 an hour, about your problem. 791 00:39:57,094 --> 00:39:58,729 What problem? 792 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:04,068 Well, you make love like we're playin' chess. 793 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:05,503 Thank you. 794 00:40:05,503 --> 00:40:06,937 You're welcome. 795 00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:20,418 - Well.. - I forgot who's move it is. 796 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:23,454 Okay, okay, if that's how you feel. 797 00:40:23,454 --> 00:40:25,823 - Okay. - Uh-huh. 798 00:40:25,823 --> 00:40:28,626 Oh, come on, Katie, let's talk it over. 799 00:40:28,626 --> 00:40:30,828 No, let's sleep on it. 800 00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:34,532 Okay, I'll try any position. 801 00:40:36,634 --> 00:40:39,036 You know how I feel about that dirty talk. 802 00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:47,178 [instrumental music] 803 00:40:59,924 --> 00:41:02,927 [opera music] 804 00:41:11,969 --> 00:41:13,170 Oh. 805 00:41:15,706 --> 00:41:17,908 - Ninth inning, two out. - No. 806 00:41:17,908 --> 00:41:19,176 Isn't it bad enough at home, do you have to drag 807 00:41:19,176 --> 00:41:20,711 it all the way to a restaurant? 808 00:41:20,711 --> 00:41:22,947 Honey, I gotta lot of money ridin' on this pitch. 809 00:41:22,947 --> 00:41:24,782 Ooh, he filed it off. 810 00:41:24,782 --> 00:41:26,917 Still alive. 811 00:41:26,917 --> 00:41:28,719 No, he grounded out. 812 00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:30,488 Transistor radios, you know I knew there was somethin' 813 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:31,822 I left out of the contract anyway. 814 00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:33,491 That reminds me, this Sunday I'm goin' to see 815 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:34,959 the Catfish Hunter pitch against The Edge at the stadium. 816 00:41:34,959 --> 00:41:36,494 I got a big bet on the game. 817 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:38,229 No, it's your Sunday to clean the house. 818 00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:39,763 After the game. 819 00:41:40,831 --> 00:41:42,066 You're allowed one game a week. 820 00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:43,767 And you went Monday night. 821 00:41:43,767 --> 00:41:45,102 Well, Monday was last week. 822 00:41:45,102 --> 00:41:46,570 Sunday starts a new week. 823 00:41:46,570 --> 00:41:48,672 Oh, any idiot knows the week ends on Sunday. 824 00:41:48,672 --> 00:41:50,908 This idiot says, it ends Saturday. 825 00:41:50,908 --> 00:41:53,077 - Sunday. - Saturday. 826 00:41:53,077 --> 00:41:55,112 The good Lord made the Earth in six days 827 00:41:55,112 --> 00:41:57,781 and on the seventh day he rested and that day was Sunday. 828 00:41:57,781 --> 00:41:58,949 The day of rest. 829 00:41:58,949 --> 00:42:00,818 Well, if it's such a great day for rest 830 00:42:00,818 --> 00:42:02,987 why have I been workin' my ass off cleanin' the house? 831 00:42:02,987 --> 00:42:04,555 I'm goin' to the game. 832 00:42:04,555 --> 00:42:07,057 You do and I am leaving you. 833 00:42:07,057 --> 00:42:08,826 Just don't wanna hear about it anymore, alright? 834 00:42:08,826 --> 00:42:11,629 Well, we made an agreement. A new start, a new way of life. 835 00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:12,963 And you're willing to throw it all away 836 00:42:12,963 --> 00:42:14,632 for one stupid baseball game. 837 00:42:14,632 --> 00:42:16,133 It's not a stupid baseball game. 838 00:42:16,133 --> 00:42:17,935 It's the biggest game of the year. 839 00:42:17,935 --> 00:42:19,803 What the hell are we doing to each other? 840 00:42:19,803 --> 00:42:21,739 I make a quarter of a million dollars a year 841 00:42:21,739 --> 00:42:23,207 and I'm scouring toilet bowls. 842 00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:24,742 Can't we Maria back? 843 00:42:24,742 --> 00:42:26,677 You never did understand what we're tryin' to do. 844 00:42:26,677 --> 00:42:28,979 Okay, okay, you tell me, what are we tryin' to do? 845 00:42:28,979 --> 00:42:30,915 Between the dustin' and the beds 846 00:42:30,915 --> 00:42:32,149 and the mops and the toilet bowls. 847 00:42:32,149 --> 00:42:33,684 What are we tryin' to prove? 848 00:42:33,684 --> 00:42:35,719 It's togetherness. It brings us together. 849 00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:38,289 - To do, to share, to feel-- - To scream! 850 00:42:57,942 --> 00:42:59,944 Come on will ya, I'm a 100 and a quarter down. 851 00:42:59,944 --> 00:43:02,880 I'm sorry, I just can't keep my mind on the game. 852 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:03,914 What's the matter? 853 00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:05,683 Well, it's the damn contract. 854 00:43:05,683 --> 00:43:07,885 You know, it's almost as bad as being married. 855 00:43:07,885 --> 00:43:10,254 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 856 00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:11,889 Look, it's only a piece of paper. 857 00:43:11,889 --> 00:43:13,757 Why don't you and Katie get together and talk it over. 858 00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:15,359 And you can walk out today. 859 00:43:15,359 --> 00:43:17,027 Me quit? 860 00:43:17,027 --> 00:43:18,228 You know me better than that Lou. 861 00:43:18,228 --> 00:43:20,130 I go for broke. Eight. 862 00:43:28,672 --> 00:43:30,107 Now, 24. 863 00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:32,676 Twenty four, that's a triple blitz, my friend. 864 00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:35,879 You made my day. 865 00:43:35,879 --> 00:43:37,815 That's, uh, 180 bucks. You can mail me a check. 866 00:43:37,815 --> 00:43:39,383 - I gotta go. - Hmm. 867 00:43:39,383 --> 00:43:42,386 [instrumental music] 868 00:44:04,408 --> 00:44:06,010 Oh, my goodness. 869 00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:07,911 Oh, dear. 870 00:44:07,911 --> 00:44:09,913 Oh, your cantaloupes fell down. 871 00:44:11,782 --> 00:44:13,283 - Thank you. - How do you do? 872 00:44:13,283 --> 00:44:17,655 Oh.. Oh, oh, oh. 873 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:20,024 Gee.. Wh-what a shame. 874 00:44:22,259 --> 00:44:25,062 I better help you upstairs with this. 875 00:44:25,062 --> 00:44:27,798 Oh, would you? 876 00:44:27,798 --> 00:44:29,433 Well, of course I would. 877 00:44:29,433 --> 00:44:31,035 I mean, after all.. 878 00:44:33,203 --> 00:44:35,673 Like I said, I can't thank you enough, mister.. 879 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:38,676 Bingham, Leslie, but you can call me Les. 880 00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:41,879 Jackie Martin, it's really very sweet of you, Les. 881 00:44:41,879 --> 00:44:43,681 In fact, you saved my life. 882 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,249 Well, you know us boy scouts. 883 00:44:45,249 --> 00:44:46,917 We're loyal, courteous, thrifty 884 00:44:46,917 --> 00:44:49,420 brave, honest, trustworthy, lecherous. 885 00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:50,688 And thirsty. 886 00:44:51,455 --> 00:44:54,091 Would you like a drink? 887 00:44:54,091 --> 00:44:57,728 Oh, well, maybe a quickie. 888 00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:01,865 [instrumental music] 889 00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:06,170 You make a beautiful martini. 890 00:45:06,170 --> 00:45:07,438 Thank you. 891 00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:10,374 I don't come on to a martini like this. 892 00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:13,143 Katie just doesn't seem to understand my needs. 893 00:45:13,143 --> 00:45:16,013 - When I get home-- - You don't have to tell me. 894 00:45:16,013 --> 00:45:18,248 I know just what you're going through. 895 00:45:19,950 --> 00:45:21,985 How long has it been for you? 896 00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:24,888 Three years. 897 00:45:24,888 --> 00:45:27,725 But it feels like three lifetimes. 898 00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:30,761 I know just what you're going through. 899 00:45:30,761 --> 00:45:33,464 If Steve only had half of you're understanding. 900 00:45:33,464 --> 00:45:37,267 And Katie only had half you're...empathy. 901 00:45:38,936 --> 00:45:41,138 That's such an intellectual observation. 902 00:45:41,138 --> 00:45:43,373 You bring it out in me. 903 00:45:43,373 --> 00:45:45,008 It's amazing. 904 00:45:45,008 --> 00:45:48,078 I've only seen you a few times in the elevator 905 00:45:48,078 --> 00:45:51,014 and I feel as though I've known you for such a long time. 906 00:45:51,014 --> 00:45:52,316 It's that old double chemistry 907 00:45:52,316 --> 00:45:54,118 you know, sometimes these happen 908 00:45:54,118 --> 00:45:56,353 and you can't do anything about it. 909 00:45:56,353 --> 00:45:58,756 You mean because we're both married? 910 00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:00,758 Oh. I guess, I do. 911 00:46:04,294 --> 00:46:05,529 Another? 912 00:46:05,529 --> 00:46:08,432 Well, actually Katie and I aren't married. 913 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:10,968 That woman in the elevator isn't your wife? 914 00:46:10,968 --> 00:46:12,002 No. 915 00:46:12,002 --> 00:46:13,771 She certainly acted like it. 916 00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:15,139 Well, we're living together. 917 00:46:15,139 --> 00:46:17,808 - Under contract. - Contract? 918 00:46:17,808 --> 00:46:20,110 - What's that? - The perfect understanding. 919 00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:25,048 We can go out whenever we like and no questions asked. 920 00:46:25,048 --> 00:46:28,852 That's funny. From her, I get super control vibes. 921 00:46:28,852 --> 00:46:31,121 Do you mind if I take my sweater off? 922 00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:32,890 Well, I can turn up air conditioning. 923 00:46:32,890 --> 00:46:36,326 Oh, no, no, no, I wanna keep you at room temperature. 924 00:46:38,428 --> 00:46:41,365 What's the big hang up between you and what's his name? 925 00:46:41,365 --> 00:46:43,467 - Steve. - Yeah. 926 00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:45,435 Well, it's, uh.. 927 00:46:48,105 --> 00:46:50,073 It's our sex life. 928 00:46:50,073 --> 00:46:52,976 Not enough, uh, ballin'. 929 00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:56,180 He's one way and I'm just the opposite. 930 00:46:56,180 --> 00:46:58,148 Well, I could understand he's not ever wantin' 931 00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:00,450 to let you out of bed. 932 00:47:00,450 --> 00:47:02,920 I wish, it's just the other way around. 933 00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,489 Oh, I can't believe it. 934 00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:07,591 When we first met I was doing a little modelling. 935 00:47:07,591 --> 00:47:10,260 Cosmo, Bou, Bizarre. 936 00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:11,562 Bit on the Dean Martin Show 937 00:47:11,562 --> 00:47:14,298 and I was Ms. November in Playboy, centerfold. 938 00:47:14,298 --> 00:47:16,133 Hey, really? 939 00:47:16,133 --> 00:47:19,403 - Would you like to see it? - Yeah, I would love to see it. 940 00:47:19,403 --> 00:47:21,038 Just so happens. 941 00:47:21,038 --> 00:47:23,073 I never met a Ms. Centerfold before. 942 00:47:23,073 --> 00:47:25,542 Usually I buy the magazine for the articles and interviews. 943 00:47:25,542 --> 00:47:29,379 They have wonderful writers, Hemingway and Steinbeck. 944 00:47:31,048 --> 00:47:33,917 Well, anyway, like I said, uh.. 945 00:47:33,917 --> 00:47:36,186 One I first met Steve he was all macho. 946 00:47:36,186 --> 00:47:39,556 And then we got married, and he pulled off a merger and.. 947 00:47:39,556 --> 00:47:42,426 ...he fell in love with his business. 948 00:47:42,426 --> 00:47:44,361 Now, I hardly exist. 949 00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:47,464 - The protestant work ethic. - Hmm? 950 00:47:47,464 --> 00:47:49,399 A lot of men are so insensitive 951 00:47:49,399 --> 00:47:51,201 they treat sex like a business deal 952 00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:53,270 and making love to their wives well, like they're running 953 00:47:53,270 --> 00:47:55,439 after a Fifth Avenue bus. 954 00:47:55,439 --> 00:47:58,075 Wow, that's heavy. 955 00:47:58,075 --> 00:47:59,476 I just can't understand your husband. 956 00:47:59,476 --> 00:48:02,012 Not enough ballin' to keep you happy? 957 00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:07,551 Well, what about you? 958 00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:09,920 Me? 959 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:13,523 Well, I've been livin' with Katie for ten years now. 960 00:48:13,523 --> 00:48:15,626 With a couple of years off for bad behavior. 961 00:48:18,095 --> 00:48:20,097 You know somethin'? 962 00:48:20,097 --> 00:48:22,266 You're cute. 963 00:48:22,266 --> 00:48:23,667 And very sweet. 964 00:48:25,369 --> 00:48:27,271 And quite adorable. 965 00:48:27,271 --> 00:48:28,438 - Oh. - Oh, no. 966 00:48:28,438 --> 00:48:29,506 - Sorry. - It's-it's no problem. 967 00:48:29,506 --> 00:48:31,441 - It's alright. - Oh! 968 00:48:31,441 --> 00:48:34,411 "The Joy Of Sex" Well, I've heard about that. 969 00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:37,281 It's beautifully illustrated. 970 00:48:37,281 --> 00:48:40,083 Oh, well, it's, uh, pretty.. 971 00:48:40,651 --> 00:48:42,352 Explicit? 972 00:48:42,352 --> 00:48:44,588 I was gonna say, on the nose. 973 00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:47,190 Nose? 974 00:48:47,190 --> 00:48:48,458 I think there's somethin' on that. 975 00:48:48,458 --> 00:48:50,327 Look in the index. 976 00:48:53,630 --> 00:48:56,700 Oh, this is too good to be true. 977 00:48:56,700 --> 00:48:58,635 I got it because I thought it might help 978 00:48:58,635 --> 00:49:00,237 things with Steve and me. 979 00:49:00,237 --> 00:49:03,974 But did you ever meet him in the elevator? 980 00:49:03,974 --> 00:49:05,709 'Well, he'll be home any minute.' 981 00:49:05,709 --> 00:49:08,545 - Who? - 'Steve.' 982 00:49:08,545 --> 00:49:11,381 - Steve? - My husband, he lives here. 983 00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:15,986 Oh! Oh. 984 00:49:15,986 --> 00:49:17,354 Well, I guess I better be going. 985 00:49:17,354 --> 00:49:19,523 What? Do you have to? 986 00:49:19,523 --> 00:49:23,961 Oh, yeah, Katie will be wondering what happened to me. 987 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:26,163 Funny, I had an idea you were separated. 988 00:49:27,164 --> 00:49:28,398 Well, we're about to be. 989 00:49:28,398 --> 00:49:31,134 You know how those things are. 990 00:49:31,134 --> 00:49:33,170 Do you know a good divorce lawyer? 991 00:49:33,170 --> 00:49:35,138 Only the best. 992 00:49:35,138 --> 00:49:37,507 My attorney Louis Springer. 993 00:49:37,507 --> 00:49:39,042 You can reach him through my office. 994 00:49:39,042 --> 00:49:42,045 Just tell him Les said to call. 995 00:49:42,045 --> 00:49:46,016 "Bingham Urban Development" all of that is you? 996 00:49:46,016 --> 00:49:49,987 If you feel like having lunch ...or somethin' less fatting. 997 00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:51,521 That's my private number. 998 00:49:54,691 --> 00:49:56,693 I may take you up on that. 999 00:50:01,064 --> 00:50:02,499 Oh, I almost walked of with this. 1000 00:50:02,499 --> 00:50:04,701 Take it, it may help loosen things up. 1001 00:50:06,036 --> 00:50:08,438 That's very neighborly. 1002 00:50:08,438 --> 00:50:11,475 Oh, when you're through, you can bring it back. 1003 00:50:13,243 --> 00:50:14,544 I'll do that. 1004 00:50:15,645 --> 00:50:17,080 Anytime. 1005 00:50:35,298 --> 00:50:36,533 Les! 1006 00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:39,269 Oh, hi. Uh, uh.. 1007 00:50:39,269 --> 00:50:40,604 - Katie. - Yeah, oh, yeah. 1008 00:50:40,604 --> 00:50:42,239 Hey, I was so tied up in this book 1009 00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:43,807 I must have gotten off at the wrong floor. 1010 00:50:43,807 --> 00:50:45,575 Yeah, that's what I did. 1011 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:01,091 Where did you get that? 1012 00:51:01,091 --> 00:51:03,727 The book? Brentano's. 1013 00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:05,796 Brentano's sells a book like that without puttin' in the bag? 1014 00:51:05,796 --> 00:51:08,298 Honey, it's a bestseller. Everybody's doin' it. 1015 00:51:08,298 --> 00:51:10,767 I mean, they're buyin' it then doin' it. 1016 00:51:10,767 --> 00:51:12,836 - You're loaded, aren't you? - Okay, okay. 1017 00:51:12,836 --> 00:51:15,405 So I had a couple of drinks at Brentano's. 1018 00:51:15,405 --> 00:51:17,541 I mean, uh, the office. 1019 00:51:17,541 --> 00:51:20,077 I mean, uh, with, uh.. The club. 1020 00:51:21,645 --> 00:51:24,081 - Who is Jacqueline Martin, huh? - How should I know? 1021 00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:25,382 Because, it's her book. 1022 00:51:27,818 --> 00:51:30,187 Oh, that 12th floor. 1023 00:51:30,187 --> 00:51:31,488 That little hooker with the French poodle. 1024 00:51:31,488 --> 00:51:32,722 You're having an affair, aren't you? 1025 00:51:32,722 --> 00:51:34,424 Katie, nothing happened. 1026 00:51:36,159 --> 00:51:37,561 Then you were there. 1027 00:51:37,561 --> 00:51:39,429 You use your head, if I'm knockin' off a dame 1028 00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:40,697 is she gonna give me a dirty book 1029 00:51:40,697 --> 00:51:42,365 to make things great in bed with my old lady? 1030 00:51:42,365 --> 00:51:43,867 What? You told her about our sex life? 1031 00:51:43,867 --> 00:51:46,336 No, I wouldn't go around tellin' a perfect stranger 1032 00:51:46,336 --> 00:51:47,471 my wife's frigid. 1033 00:51:47,471 --> 00:51:49,306 Frigid? Is that what you think I am? 1034 00:51:49,306 --> 00:51:51,141 No, I didn't say you were frigid. 1035 00:51:51,141 --> 00:51:54,244 I said that I wouldn't go around tellin' people that you were-- 1036 00:51:54,244 --> 00:51:55,879 Alright, alright, then why did you say it? 1037 00:51:55,879 --> 00:51:59,382 Well, who knows? I open my mouth and it came tumbling out. 1038 00:52:03,620 --> 00:52:05,455 That's what you really think, isn't it? 1039 00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:07,290 Of course, not. 1040 00:52:07,290 --> 00:52:11,561 Katie, please, don't make a federal case out of this. 1041 00:52:11,561 --> 00:52:14,764 All that happened is that I met Jackie in the elevator. 1042 00:52:14,764 --> 00:52:17,567 - Oh, it's Jackie-- - Mrs. Martin. 1043 00:52:17,567 --> 00:52:19,603 Her arms were full of groceries. 1044 00:52:19,603 --> 00:52:22,472 The bag broke and her cantaloupes fell out. 1045 00:52:22,472 --> 00:52:24,841 Her cantaloupes are always falling out. 1046 00:52:24,841 --> 00:52:27,410 Just don't tell me you were in that porno queen's apartment 1047 00:52:27,410 --> 00:52:29,279 gettin' smashed and nothing happened. 1048 00:52:29,279 --> 00:52:31,248 Okay, okay, you wanna hear the truth? 1049 00:52:31,248 --> 00:52:32,449 I'm gonna tell you the truth. 1050 00:52:32,449 --> 00:52:33,717 We met in the lobby, and our eyes 1051 00:52:33,717 --> 00:52:35,652 locked together brimming with lust. 1052 00:52:35,652 --> 00:52:38,822 'She threw herself into my arms and locked her lips onto mine.' 1053 00:52:38,822 --> 00:52:41,825 And I got her in the elevator, stopped it between floors 1054 00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:43,894 tore her clothes off and I raped her seven times. 1055 00:52:43,894 --> 00:52:45,495 Now what do I say to that? 1056 00:52:46,930 --> 00:52:49,733 How do stop an elevator between floors? 1057 00:52:51,601 --> 00:52:55,572 Katie, look I got a couple of tickets 1058 00:52:55,572 --> 00:52:56,907 to the Opera on Saturday night 1059 00:52:56,907 --> 00:52:59,209 'cause I was sure you'd love to go and.. 1060 00:52:59,209 --> 00:53:00,777 Here we are at each other's throats. 1061 00:53:00,777 --> 00:53:02,879 Now, what's the matter with us? 1062 00:53:02,879 --> 00:53:04,614 With you. 1063 00:53:04,614 --> 00:53:06,516 You're up to your old tricks again. 1064 00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:08,318 She means nothing to me. 1065 00:53:08,318 --> 00:53:10,353 I was just being neighborly. 1066 00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:11,588 I know that neighborhood. 1067 00:53:11,588 --> 00:53:13,490 Oh, honest to God, sweetheart. 1068 00:53:13,490 --> 00:53:14,958 Look, it was nothing. 1069 00:53:14,958 --> 00:53:16,826 I picked up her groceries. 1070 00:53:16,826 --> 00:53:19,763 We had an innocent drink. Okay two drinks. 1071 00:53:19,763 --> 00:53:21,665 She's a mixed up kid getting a divorce 1072 00:53:21,665 --> 00:53:23,567 so I gave her Lou's number. 1073 00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:25,235 She's saw me lookin' at the book 1074 00:53:25,235 --> 00:53:27,470 and insisted that I borrow it and that's it. 1075 00:53:27,470 --> 00:53:29,940 That's the whole nothing story. 1076 00:53:32,842 --> 00:53:35,445 You don't really think I'm frigid, do you? 1077 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,615 Oh, Katie 1078 00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:44,554 [instrumental music] 1079 00:53:46,623 --> 00:53:47,857 Les. 1080 00:53:47,857 --> 00:53:50,860 [speaking Spanish] 1081 00:53:57,701 --> 00:54:00,704 [instrumental music] 1082 00:54:17,387 --> 00:54:18,955 - Oh, thank you. - My darling. 1083 00:54:25,462 --> 00:54:26,930 Honey, I've been thinking. 1084 00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:29,766 And you know, I think that the mature thing to do.. 1085 00:54:29,766 --> 00:54:33,536 I mean, since, we both seemed to have a few sexual hang ups 1086 00:54:33,536 --> 00:54:38,541 is, um...well, why don't we go see a marriage councilor? 1087 00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:41,311 Pay him 500 bucks when we got this for free. 1088 00:54:41,311 --> 00:54:44,381 I just think we could both use the professional guidance 1089 00:54:44,381 --> 00:54:47,851 and I am willing to admit that.. 1090 00:54:49,686 --> 00:54:53,490 I'm not as free about sex as you'd like me to be. 1091 00:54:53,490 --> 00:54:56,826 Well, we have all the answers in there. 1092 00:54:56,826 --> 00:54:59,596 Now, do you think we should turn to something special 1093 00:54:59,596 --> 00:55:01,898 or shall we start on page one and screw 1094 00:55:01,898 --> 00:55:03,800 our way right through to the index? 1095 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,535 - Les-- - Oh, no, I'm sorry. 1096 00:55:05,535 --> 00:55:07,337 I apologies, you're right. 1097 00:55:07,337 --> 00:55:09,773 No more crudeness. I have it. 1098 00:55:09,773 --> 00:55:11,775 Let's start on page one and intercourse 1099 00:55:11,775 --> 00:55:13,310 our way right through to the index. 1100 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:15,378 Honey, I'm suggesting a serious discussion. 1101 00:55:15,378 --> 00:55:16,946 - Yes, we, I-I.. - Yes. 1102 00:55:16,946 --> 00:55:21,685 I think so. Hey, hey, here's something we could try. 1103 00:55:21,685 --> 00:55:24,721 Come on. You gotta be kiddin' me. 1104 00:55:24,721 --> 00:55:26,489 - Why? - With your back? 1105 00:55:26,489 --> 00:55:28,625 Baby, when it comes to your happiness 1106 00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:31,861 my back could go 10 rounds with Muhammad Ali. 1107 00:55:41,738 --> 00:55:43,807 Am I going too fast for you slugger? 1108 00:55:51,047 --> 00:55:53,350 Now, Katie, you have just described 1109 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:55,685 the premature ejaculation syndrome. 1110 00:55:55,685 --> 00:55:57,887 Very common in the American bedroom. 1111 00:55:57,887 --> 00:56:01,591 'It's the root cause for female sexual frustration.' 1112 00:56:01,591 --> 00:56:04,794 'Generally misinterpreted as frigidity.' 1113 00:56:04,794 --> 00:56:08,031 In regard to Les, you've used words like uh.. 1114 00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:12,402 ...speedy, impatient instant gratification. 1115 00:56:12,402 --> 00:56:15,372 All anti-septic words for commin' too fast. 1116 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:18,875 Well, I have a couple of words too, like, passive, indifferent 1117 00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:21,644 doesn't move her ass. 1118 00:56:21,644 --> 00:56:23,913 What Katie's complainin' about, Les. 1119 00:56:23,913 --> 00:56:26,049 In your commin' too fast 1120 00:56:26,049 --> 00:56:28,818 you inhibit her from reaching an orgasm. 1121 00:56:28,818 --> 00:56:31,654 - Exactly. - Okay, okay, okay. 1122 00:56:31,654 --> 00:56:34,391 Again, a very common complaint. 1123 00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:35,792 Very common. 1124 00:56:35,792 --> 00:56:40,029 You see, most men are more easily aroused than women. 1125 00:56:40,029 --> 00:56:43,433 And unless controlled, reach climax too quickly. 1126 00:56:43,433 --> 00:56:45,435 'That's not necessarily neurotic.' 1127 00:56:45,435 --> 00:56:49,472 And when controlled, can be very satisfying for both parties. 1128 00:56:49,472 --> 00:56:51,941 Excuse me a minute. 1129 00:56:51,941 --> 00:56:53,743 Nancy, would you please bring in some coffee. 1130 00:56:53,743 --> 00:56:55,011 (Les) 'What are you talkin' him like--' 1131 00:56:55,011 --> 00:56:56,479 (Katie) 'Can't you please be quiet.' 1132 00:56:56,479 --> 00:56:57,781 What do you mean, "Please be quiet?" 1133 00:56:57,781 --> 00:56:58,882 We're in here to pay the guy for.. 1134 00:56:58,882 --> 00:57:00,583 - Shh. - Shh. 1135 00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:03,953 This very discussion is symptomatic of 1136 00:57:03,953 --> 00:57:08,792 how these sexual tensions have infected your relationships. 1137 00:57:08,792 --> 00:57:12,195 I mean, they are the cause of discontent and open hostility. 1138 00:57:12,195 --> 00:57:14,697 - Well, that's true. - 'I'll be quite frank.' 1139 00:57:14,697 --> 00:57:16,065 Special treatment is indicated. 1140 00:57:16,065 --> 00:57:18,735 - Special treatment? - How special? 1141 00:57:18,735 --> 00:57:20,970 I'm gonna suggest somthin' that 100's of couples have tried 1142 00:57:20,970 --> 00:57:22,672 and have found successful. 1143 00:57:22,672 --> 00:57:24,574 Now I could recommend Masters and Johnson 1144 00:57:24,574 --> 00:57:28,611 in St. Louie, or the advanced psycho sexuality of Raunchster. 1145 00:57:28,611 --> 00:57:32,182 But your case seems more suited to doctors Magnus and Williams. 1146 00:57:35,585 --> 00:57:38,988 'Now, Magnus and Williams conduct a highly respected' 1147 00:57:38,988 --> 00:57:40,790 'sexual research facility.' 1148 00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:43,960 'In Santa Barbra, California.' 1149 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,930 - Oh, this is very interesting. - All, the way to California? 1150 00:57:46,930 --> 00:57:48,965 'They have made an enormous contribution' 1151 00:57:48,965 --> 00:57:51,134 to our understanding of human sexuality. 1152 00:57:51,134 --> 00:57:52,802 (Les) 'Well, listen to this.' 1153 00:57:52,802 --> 00:57:55,705 Using psycho drama, doctors Magnus and Williams 1154 00:57:55,705 --> 00:57:59,676 contend that complete surrender to sexual fantasy eliminates 1155 00:57:59,676 --> 00:58:00,743 marital tension. 1156 00:58:00,743 --> 00:58:01,945 This isn't one of those places 1157 00:58:01,945 --> 00:58:03,146 where everyone runs around naked, is it? 1158 00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:05,882 Oh, what if it is? 1159 00:58:05,882 --> 00:58:09,519 The treatment takes two weeks and costs around $5,000. 1160 00:58:09,519 --> 00:58:10,653 That much? 1161 00:58:10,653 --> 00:58:12,188 Oh, sweetheart, what does money mean 1162 00:58:12,188 --> 00:58:13,690 when our lives are at stake? 1163 00:58:13,690 --> 00:58:15,124 I wanna think about this, okay? 1164 00:58:15,124 --> 00:58:17,026 Oh, you, well, how do you like that doctor? 1165 00:58:17,026 --> 00:58:19,662 She drags me all the way up here and now she's chickening out. 1166 00:58:19,662 --> 00:58:21,831 I just wanna think about this. 1167 00:58:24,234 --> 00:58:26,603 Surrender to sexual fantasies. 1168 00:58:26,603 --> 00:58:30,940 He needs a shawl, a heating pad and a hot cup of Ovaltine. 1169 00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:39,048 Ah, hold it, hold it please. 1170 00:58:39,949 --> 00:58:41,518 Thank you. 1171 00:58:48,124 --> 00:58:51,661 Oh, hi. Have you met my, uh.. 1172 00:58:51,661 --> 00:58:53,162 Wife. 1173 00:58:53,162 --> 00:58:55,765 - Oh, you got married? - Mmm. 1174 00:58:55,765 --> 00:58:58,635 Les was telling me all about your contract. 1175 00:58:58,635 --> 00:59:00,203 It's so now. 1176 00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:04,007 Oh, yes. We're renow couple. 1177 00:59:04,007 --> 00:59:06,109 'And, thanks for the book.' 1178 00:59:07,644 --> 00:59:09,078 You're using it. 1179 00:59:09,078 --> 00:59:12,315 Yes, we're all the way up to sprain backs. 1180 00:59:14,217 --> 00:59:15,752 Well, it was so nice meeting you. 1181 00:59:15,752 --> 00:59:17,820 - Mmm. - Goodbye, Leslie. 1182 00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:19,556 Come on, Pierre. 1183 00:59:27,664 --> 00:59:29,666 "Come on, Pierre." 1184 00:59:33,603 --> 00:59:36,005 [instrumental music] 1185 00:59:51,654 --> 00:59:53,756 I'm sorry, I couldn't get a cab. 1186 00:59:53,756 --> 00:59:55,158 We have already missed the first scene. 1187 00:59:55,158 --> 00:59:57,627 I know, I know, Lou, but that's not really the reason 1188 00:59:57,627 --> 00:59:58,995 why I made the date. 1189 01:00:00,630 --> 01:00:02,665 Tell me the truth, is Les having an affair? 1190 01:00:02,665 --> 01:00:04,233 Les having an affair? With who? 1191 01:00:04,233 --> 01:00:06,903 You know who. Jackie Martin and don't play innocent. 1192 01:00:06,903 --> 01:00:08,338 You men talk. I know. 1193 01:00:08,338 --> 01:00:09,973 Well, so he's got something going on the side. 1194 01:00:09,973 --> 01:00:11,774 That's beautiful. Tear up the contract. 1195 01:00:11,774 --> 01:00:13,610 You mean, he didn't say anything? 1196 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:15,211 Look, he loves you very much but 1197 01:00:15,211 --> 01:00:16,946 you can't change the habits of a lifetime. 1198 01:00:16,946 --> 01:00:18,948 Now, come on, we're late, we've missed the first scene. 1199 01:00:18,948 --> 01:00:20,850 I'm sorry, Lou. 1200 01:00:20,850 --> 01:00:22,652 There's somethin' I gotta try first. 1201 01:00:22,652 --> 01:00:24,087 What do ya.. I've got great seats. 1202 01:00:24,087 --> 01:00:26,089 You could.. 1203 01:00:26,089 --> 01:00:27,790 But I've got great seats. 1204 01:00:31,828 --> 01:00:34,664 Hopkins versus Hopkins is rescheduled. 1205 01:00:34,664 --> 01:00:37,900 And Martin versus Martin would be in at 2 o'clock. 1206 01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:39,235 Martin versus Martin? 1207 01:00:39,235 --> 01:00:40,970 The Les Bingham referral. 1208 01:00:42,839 --> 01:00:44,874 Oh, Jackie Martin. 1209 01:00:44,874 --> 01:00:47,043 - Uh, Hildy. - 'Yes, sir.' 1210 01:00:47,043 --> 01:00:48,911 Get me Mr. Bingham on the phone. 1211 01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:53,149 I'm sorry, Mr. Springer 1212 01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:55,818 Mr. Bingham will be out of the city for two weeks. 1213 01:00:55,818 --> 01:00:57,387 Well, how come he didn't tell me? 1214 01:00:57,387 --> 01:01:00,223 Well, he and Mrs. Bingham left rather suddenly. 1215 01:01:00,223 --> 01:01:03,826 But I can give you his number if it's an emergency. 1216 01:01:03,826 --> 01:01:06,896 Santa Barbara? What the hell are they doing out there? 1217 01:01:06,896 --> 01:01:08,931 Maybe I shouldn't say. 1218 01:01:08,931 --> 01:01:10,166 But if you're going to call 1219 01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:12,035 you're going to find out anyway. 1220 01:01:12,035 --> 01:01:14,671 Uh, it's that sex clinic 1221 01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:16,072 Magnus and Williams. 1222 01:01:16,973 --> 01:01:18,241 Oh, oh! 1223 01:01:20,710 --> 01:01:22,178 Okay. Thanks, Mrs. Donovan. 1224 01:01:24,013 --> 01:01:25,281 Magnus and Williams! 1225 01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:31,788 Magnus and Williams. 1226 01:01:34,090 --> 01:01:35,291 Hmm? 1227 01:01:37,927 --> 01:01:40,329 [instrumental music] 1228 01:01:54,210 --> 01:01:56,813 [music continues] 1229 01:02:01,150 --> 01:02:04,754 Danny, Mr. and Mrs. Bingham will be in bungalow 58. 1230 01:02:05,988 --> 01:02:08,391 [instrumental music] 1231 01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:26,976 Excuse me, I'll just check the equipment. 1232 01:02:27,877 --> 01:02:29,078 Equipment? 1233 01:02:32,014 --> 01:02:34,417 [instrumental music] 1234 01:02:46,996 --> 01:02:49,398 [music continues] 1235 01:03:06,916 --> 01:03:09,318 [water gurgling] 1236 01:03:22,231 --> 01:03:24,834 [music continues] 1237 01:03:30,873 --> 01:03:32,542 I'll bring your luggage in a few minutes. 1238 01:03:32,542 --> 01:03:34,110 - Oh, great. - Thank you. 1239 01:03:34,110 --> 01:03:35,144 Thank you. 1240 01:03:35,144 --> 01:03:36,179 Well.. 1241 01:03:37,246 --> 01:03:38,581 ...have a nice day. 1242 01:03:42,051 --> 01:03:43,252 [whistling] 1243 01:03:48,324 --> 01:03:50,993 I don't remember seeing any of this in the brochure. 1244 01:03:50,993 --> 01:03:52,962 Oh, how could a brochure do justice to this place? 1245 01:03:52,962 --> 01:03:54,530 - It's great. - Great. Just great. 1246 01:03:54,530 --> 01:03:56,499 Oh, look at this, body cream 1247 01:03:56,499 --> 01:03:59,502 a vibrator, polaroid camera. 1248 01:03:59,502 --> 01:04:01,604 What's this? This? What is that? What is that? 1249 01:04:01,604 --> 01:04:03,406 I don't know, maybe there is an instruction book. 1250 01:04:03,406 --> 01:04:04,440 Yeah, well, I don't wanna see it. 1251 01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:06,275 I don't wanna see it. 1252 01:04:06,275 --> 01:04:08,311 I'm not sure I like any of this. 1253 01:04:08,311 --> 01:04:11,447 Oh, keep an open mind. 1254 01:04:11,447 --> 01:04:14,917 What do you suppose the ladder's for? 1255 01:04:14,917 --> 01:04:17,420 I don't know, but my mind is racing. 1256 01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:19,021 I think I'm getting a migraine. 1257 01:04:19,021 --> 01:04:21,624 Oh, Katie, please, relax. 1258 01:04:21,624 --> 01:04:23,926 I'll never know why I let you talk me into this. 1259 01:04:23,926 --> 01:04:25,895 Well, who dragged who to the marriage counselor? 1260 01:04:25,895 --> 01:04:27,964 Oh, you didn't, but to come all the way to California 1261 01:04:27,964 --> 01:04:29,165 for whatever this is. 1262 01:04:29,165 --> 01:04:30,466 Well, whatever this is gotta be 1263 01:04:30,466 --> 01:04:32,535 better than whatever it was. 1264 01:04:32,535 --> 01:04:35,137 [telephone ringing] 1265 01:04:35,938 --> 01:04:37,406 Hello? 1266 01:04:37,406 --> 01:04:38,608 Oh, yes. 1267 01:04:39,408 --> 01:04:41,377 Yes. 1268 01:04:41,377 --> 01:04:43,546 Oh, of course, right away. 1269 01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:46,415 We have an appointment with doctors Magnus and Williams. 1270 01:04:46,415 --> 01:04:49,085 - We do? - Right away, sweetheart. 1271 01:04:49,085 --> 01:04:52,555 Premature ejaculation syndrome, here we come. 1272 01:04:54,624 --> 01:04:56,392 Oh. 1273 01:04:56,392 --> 01:04:58,527 Oh, yes. 1274 01:04:58,527 --> 01:04:59,929 Sweetheart. 1275 01:05:01,130 --> 01:05:02,231 Yes. 1276 01:05:02,231 --> 01:05:04,567 Goodbye. 1277 01:05:04,567 --> 01:05:07,136 Dr. Magnus, the Binghams. Katie and Les. 1278 01:05:07,136 --> 01:05:08,671 - Hello. - How'd you do, doctor? 1279 01:05:08,671 --> 01:05:10,940 Nice to meet you, now, let's make it Les and Katie 1280 01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:13,142 make it very informal, shall we? 1281 01:05:13,142 --> 01:05:15,378 Uh, Dr. Morrison's evaluation 1282 01:05:15,378 --> 01:05:19,015 of your problems has been very helpful. 1283 01:05:19,015 --> 01:05:21,984 Now, Dr. Williams and I have agreed on your treatment. 1284 01:05:21,984 --> 01:05:23,519 The next week or so, you're going to try some 1285 01:05:23,519 --> 01:05:25,955 very uninhibited behavior. 1286 01:05:25,955 --> 01:05:28,357 But if you're free and adventurous enough 1287 01:05:28,357 --> 01:05:31,494 we should send you home to a new and happier life together. 1288 01:05:31,494 --> 01:05:34,931 Yes, in your case we've decided to delay the psycho-drama 1289 01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:39,168 and start with one session of erogenous re-orientation. 1290 01:05:39,168 --> 01:05:40,636 What does that mean? 1291 01:05:40,636 --> 01:05:43,072 (Magnus) 'We have to rid you of certain inhibitions.' 1292 01:05:43,072 --> 01:05:46,409 This report indicates a strong tendency in you Katie to-to 1293 01:05:46,409 --> 01:05:49,245 to cover up, to withdraw. 1294 01:05:49,245 --> 01:05:53,049 'Tell me...are you ashamed of the secret parts of your body?' 1295 01:05:53,049 --> 01:05:55,551 Well, uh, a woman-- 1296 01:05:55,551 --> 01:06:00,256 Quickly, give me another word for sexual intercourse. 1297 01:06:00,256 --> 01:06:01,290 Fornication. 1298 01:06:01,290 --> 01:06:02,725 Another. 1299 01:06:02,725 --> 01:06:04,126 Coitus. 1300 01:06:04,126 --> 01:06:05,294 Another. 1301 01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:06,395 Copulation. 1302 01:06:06,395 --> 01:06:07,596 A four letter word. 1303 01:06:09,165 --> 01:06:11,200 Uh...love? 1304 01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:14,270 (Magnus) 'Another.' 1305 01:06:14,270 --> 01:06:16,172 - Mate. - 'Another.' 1306 01:06:16,172 --> 01:06:17,306 Try, hump. 1307 01:06:17,306 --> 01:06:20,576 I'm not asking you. 1308 01:06:20,576 --> 01:06:23,012 'Well, come on.' 1309 01:06:23,012 --> 01:06:24,246 A four letter word. 1310 01:06:24,246 --> 01:06:26,282 - Screw. - That's five. 1311 01:06:26,282 --> 01:06:27,516 Four letter word. 1312 01:06:27,516 --> 01:06:28,617 I don't know it. 1313 01:06:28,617 --> 01:06:30,119 You've seen it written on walls. 1314 01:06:30,119 --> 01:06:31,387 No, I haven't seen it. 1315 01:06:31,387 --> 01:06:33,289 - What's the word? - I don't know. 1316 01:06:33,289 --> 01:06:35,091 - You do. - I don't. 1317 01:06:35,091 --> 01:06:36,559 - Come on, say it, say it. - Al.. 1318 01:06:36,559 --> 01:06:38,194 Alright! Fuck! 1319 01:06:38,194 --> 01:06:40,196 I'm.. Fuck. I'm sorry. 1320 01:06:40,196 --> 01:06:42,598 God.. Fuck. 1321 01:06:42,598 --> 01:06:44,200 (Magnus) 'There.' 1322 01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:45,601 I'm just.. I'm sorry. 1323 01:06:45,601 --> 01:06:47,403 Hey, you see.. 1324 01:06:47,403 --> 01:06:49,705 ...the sky didn't fall in. 1325 01:06:49,705 --> 01:06:52,174 Now, why can't you say a simple word 1326 01:06:52,174 --> 01:06:54,076 that every school child knows. 1327 01:06:54,076 --> 01:06:57,580 An Anglo Saxon word for a very normal function. 1328 01:06:57,580 --> 01:06:59,715 Well.. 1329 01:06:59,715 --> 01:07:03,152 Momma brought me up very strictly. 1330 01:07:03,152 --> 01:07:05,354 Oh, I remember.. 1331 01:07:05,354 --> 01:07:07,623 ...when I was 14 years old 1332 01:07:07,623 --> 01:07:09,725 I was going to this party 1333 01:07:09,725 --> 01:07:12,495 and I wanted a pair of patent leather shoes. 1334 01:07:12,495 --> 01:07:14,063 And momma said, no because 1335 01:07:14,063 --> 01:07:15,631 the boys would look down at the reflection 1336 01:07:15,631 --> 01:07:17,700 and see up under my skirt. 1337 01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:20,269 You never told me that. 1338 01:07:20,269 --> 01:07:23,172 And didn't momma give you any sex instruction? 1339 01:07:23,172 --> 01:07:25,274 With my mother? Are you kidding? 1340 01:07:25,274 --> 01:07:27,476 Oh, no. 1341 01:07:27,476 --> 01:07:29,445 Her look implied that 1342 01:07:29,445 --> 01:07:32,715 it was something unmentionably dirty. 1343 01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:38,287 I remember the first time I had sexual intercourse. 1344 01:07:38,287 --> 01:07:41,657 Afterwards I must have bathed half a dozen times. 1345 01:07:41,657 --> 01:07:43,359 That's my wife, either she's cleaning 1346 01:07:43,359 --> 01:07:45,127 ash trays, or takin' a bath. 1347 01:07:45,127 --> 01:07:46,662 Well, it wouldn't hurt you to take a bath occasionally 1348 01:07:46,662 --> 01:07:48,130 before we go to bed. 1349 01:07:48,130 --> 01:07:50,099 Well, who can get near the tub? 1350 01:07:50,099 --> 01:07:52,835 Did it ever occur to you to take a bath together? 1351 01:07:52,835 --> 01:07:54,303 - Together? - 'Together?' 1352 01:07:54,303 --> 01:07:57,106 (Williams) 'A new shared experience.' 1353 01:07:57,106 --> 01:07:59,608 Just imagine, two bodies.. 1354 01:07:59,608 --> 01:08:02,244 ...touching, feeling. 1355 01:08:02,244 --> 01:08:05,714 Exploring in warm, soapy water. 1356 01:08:05,714 --> 01:08:07,116 (Les) 'Oh.' 1357 01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:09,285 Ooh. 1358 01:08:17,259 --> 01:08:18,694 Les, where are you, huh? 1359 01:08:21,263 --> 01:08:23,499 What do you suppose that ladder's for? 1360 01:08:25,701 --> 01:08:26,869 Two of us in there? 1361 01:08:26,869 --> 01:08:28,637 Yeah. What you see is what you get. 1362 01:08:28,637 --> 01:08:31,607 Okay, baby, move your tush, I'm gettin' in. 1363 01:08:32,842 --> 01:08:35,211 (Katie) 'Oh. Le-Les, come on.' 1364 01:08:35,211 --> 01:08:38,247 'You're spillin'.. Oh, no.' 1365 01:08:38,247 --> 01:08:39,448 Ooh. 1366 01:08:41,817 --> 01:08:43,853 Oh. 1367 01:08:43,853 --> 01:08:47,223 [chuckles] For $5000 this is pretty silly. 1368 01:08:47,223 --> 01:08:49,291 Put a movie camera down there it'd make 1369 01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:51,227 a sensational Jacques Cousteau film, wouldn't it? 1370 01:08:53,162 --> 01:08:54,730 Shouldn't we be doing something? 1371 01:08:54,730 --> 01:08:56,632 - With what? - Well, I don't know. 1372 01:08:56,632 --> 01:08:58,167 We're supposed to be two bodies 1373 01:08:58,167 --> 01:09:01,237 touching and feeling and exploring. 1374 01:09:01,237 --> 01:09:02,771 Well, I'll tell you one thing we'd have done 1375 01:09:02,771 --> 01:09:05,241 a lot better on the ladder. 1376 01:09:05,241 --> 01:09:06,408 Oh, God. 1377 01:09:06,408 --> 01:09:07,610 Oh. Ow! 1378 01:09:09,645 --> 01:09:11,447 The water's getting cold. Can you reach the faucet? 1379 01:09:11,447 --> 01:09:12,648 Uh-huh. 1380 01:09:16,819 --> 01:09:18,821 (Katie) 'What're you doing? Oh, my God!' 1381 01:09:18,821 --> 01:09:20,656 What did you do? It's cold 1382 01:09:21,857 --> 01:09:23,592 What did you do? 1383 01:09:23,592 --> 01:09:26,195 [both chuckling] 1384 01:09:31,767 --> 01:09:34,370 [indistinct chatter] 1385 01:09:36,705 --> 01:09:38,307 Hey, come on, kiddo, we've got 1386 01:09:38,307 --> 01:09:39,575 a 10 o'clock appointment with the doctors. 1387 01:09:39,575 --> 01:09:41,477 I didn't sleep a wink. 1388 01:09:41,477 --> 01:09:45,648 Didn't you hear what was going on-on all night long in there? 1389 01:09:45,648 --> 01:09:48,884 Oh, yeah. They must be about $2000 ahead of us. 1390 01:09:48,884 --> 01:09:50,953 Oh, I'm having a migraine. 1391 01:09:50,953 --> 01:09:52,655 Well, we're here to cure that. 1392 01:09:52,655 --> 01:09:54,557 I'll see ya after your session. 1393 01:09:54,557 --> 01:09:57,359 Hey, I got it! 1394 01:09:57,359 --> 01:09:59,929 It's for a lady midget and Will Chamberlain. 1395 01:10:03,299 --> 01:10:04,500 You get a move on. 1396 01:10:08,370 --> 01:10:09,738 Ow. 1397 01:10:09,738 --> 01:10:12,341 [woman groaning] 1398 01:10:14,343 --> 01:10:15,544 Ow. 1399 01:10:19,982 --> 01:10:22,551 Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Bingham. 1400 01:10:22,551 --> 01:10:24,520 I hope you are feeling better. 1401 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:27,723 Yes, I'll tell the doctor. 1402 01:10:27,723 --> 01:10:30,826 That was Mrs. Bingham, she's cancelled her ten o'clock. 1403 01:10:30,826 --> 01:10:32,728 (Dr. Williams) 'Who's next?' 1404 01:10:32,728 --> 01:10:34,763 A new arrival, Mrs. Jacqueline Martin. 1405 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:41,904 Oh, I'm sorry, you're accommodations aren't ready. 1406 01:10:41,904 --> 01:10:45,474 Uh, would you and Mr. Martin care to relax around the pool? 1407 01:10:45,474 --> 01:10:47,276 Well, he's on the next plane. 1408 01:10:47,276 --> 01:10:49,545 We never fly together. 1409 01:10:49,545 --> 01:10:51,714 On planes or anything else. 1410 01:10:51,714 --> 01:10:52,815 [phone rings] 1411 01:10:52,815 --> 01:10:54,016 Excuse me. 1412 01:10:55,551 --> 01:10:56,752 Yes. 1413 01:10:57,486 --> 01:10:58,687 What? 1414 01:10:59,588 --> 01:11:02,391 Yes, she's right here. 1415 01:11:02,391 --> 01:11:03,926 Fine, thank you. 1416 01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:05,728 There's been a cancellation, Mrs. Martin. 1417 01:11:05,728 --> 01:11:07,529 Dr. Williams will see you immediately. 1418 01:11:07,529 --> 01:11:09,298 Well, that's just fine. 1419 01:11:09,298 --> 01:11:11,600 A lot of men confuse domination 1420 01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:12,935 with masculinity. 1421 01:11:12,935 --> 01:11:14,603 What they don't realize is that 1422 01:11:14,603 --> 01:11:16,772 true masculinity can be expressed through 1423 01:11:16,772 --> 01:11:19,975 gentleness, consideration and patience. 1424 01:11:19,975 --> 01:11:22,044 I know, doctor, but when I'm in the starting gate 1425 01:11:22,044 --> 01:11:23,679 and they drop the flag.. 1426 01:11:23,679 --> 01:11:25,514 ...I'm off and running. 1427 01:11:25,514 --> 01:11:29,318 That lack of consideration is what turns Katie off. 1428 01:11:29,318 --> 01:11:31,020 Well, sometimes I try to slow it down. 1429 01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:32,488 How? 1430 01:11:32,488 --> 01:11:33,622 Think of other things. 1431 01:11:33,622 --> 01:11:34,990 Like what? 1432 01:11:34,990 --> 01:11:36,925 An automobile wreck.. 1433 01:11:36,925 --> 01:11:39,395 Climbing the Empire State building. 1434 01:11:39,395 --> 01:11:40,929 Counting from a 100 backwards. 1435 01:11:40,929 --> 01:11:42,531 And then what happens? 1436 01:11:42,531 --> 01:11:44,500 Well, I get to about 84 1437 01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:45,901 and I say, "To hell with it." 1438 01:11:47,536 --> 01:11:49,505 So what's the answer, doc? 1439 01:11:49,505 --> 01:11:52,574 Well, we have a technique that'll do two things 1440 01:11:52,574 --> 01:11:54,043 it'll hold you back 1441 01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:56,045 and it'll bring Katie up to your peak 1442 01:11:56,045 --> 01:11:57,646 of sexual excitement. 1443 01:11:57,646 --> 01:12:00,316 - Great. - It's called role-playing. 1444 01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:02,751 Sexual psychodrama. 1445 01:12:02,751 --> 01:12:04,019 What do we do? 1446 01:12:04,019 --> 01:12:05,721 You and your partner, are going to play some 1447 01:12:05,721 --> 01:12:07,323 childhood sex games. 1448 01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:09,391 You mean, like, spin the bottle? 1449 01:12:09,391 --> 01:12:11,460 I'd try for more sophisticated. 1450 01:12:14,430 --> 01:12:16,031 Mrs. Martin.. 1451 01:12:16,031 --> 01:12:18,467 ...your husband's sexual repression is very typical 1452 01:12:18,467 --> 01:12:20,102 in the successful, young businessman. 1453 01:12:20,102 --> 01:12:21,870 I-I hope that's curable. 1454 01:12:21,870 --> 01:12:25,374 Oh, we've had remarkable results with psychodrama. 1455 01:12:25,374 --> 01:12:27,743 In other words, we'll expect you and your partner 1456 01:12:27,743 --> 01:12:30,579 to act out sexual repressions through 1457 01:12:30,579 --> 01:12:31,847 fantasy games. 1458 01:12:31,847 --> 01:12:33,382 Like what kind? 1459 01:12:33,382 --> 01:12:34,817 Well, we usually start our treatment with 1460 01:12:34,817 --> 01:12:37,653 the primary, familiar game like uh.. 1461 01:12:37,653 --> 01:12:39,388 ...Doctor and Patient. 1462 01:12:39,388 --> 01:12:42,424 No, kidding. Like, "You show me yours, I'll show you mine." 1463 01:12:44,426 --> 01:12:47,096 On a little more adulevel. 1464 01:12:47,096 --> 01:12:48,130 You mean, my husband and-- 1465 01:12:48,130 --> 01:12:49,365 'Don't say, husband.' 1466 01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:50,966 No identity fixations. 1467 01:12:50,966 --> 01:12:53,035 From now on, it'll be you as the patient 1468 01:12:53,035 --> 01:12:54,136 and your doctor. 1469 01:12:54,136 --> 01:12:55,971 Nothing you do will surprise him 1470 01:12:55,971 --> 01:12:58,107 and nothing your doctor does will surprise you. 1471 01:12:58,107 --> 01:12:59,608 Because nothing 1472 01:12:59,608 --> 01:13:02,845 and I repeat...nothing that happens between you 1473 01:13:02,845 --> 01:13:04,480 is unnatural. 1474 01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:06,448 Just.. 1475 01:13:06,448 --> 01:13:08,884 ...me and my doctor? 1476 01:13:08,884 --> 01:13:10,085 Exactly. 1477 01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:14,590 (female 'Harry?' 1478 01:13:16,425 --> 01:13:18,527 (male 'Listen to me. Oh, no!' 1479 01:13:18,527 --> 01:13:20,929 [couple groaning] 1480 01:13:23,599 --> 01:13:26,902 Well, I'm terribly sorry Mrs. Bingham. 1481 01:13:26,902 --> 01:13:30,739 Let's see, uh, you're in 58. 1482 01:13:30,739 --> 01:13:32,674 Yes, I can put you into 60. 1483 01:13:32,674 --> 01:13:34,943 I'll send a boy for your things immediately. 1484 01:13:34,943 --> 01:13:36,578 Not at all. 1485 01:13:36,578 --> 01:13:38,147 Hello, I'm Mr. Martin. Steve Martin. 1486 01:13:38,147 --> 01:13:39,748 My wife checked in a little earlier. 1487 01:13:39,748 --> 01:13:41,450 Oh, yes, Mr. Martin, uh 1488 01:13:41,450 --> 01:13:44,620 let's see, uh, your room is just now being vacated. 1489 01:13:44,620 --> 01:13:45,888 In the meantime, you have 1490 01:13:45,888 --> 01:13:46,922 the next appointment with Dr. Williams. 1491 01:13:46,922 --> 01:13:48,490 - Dr. Williams? - Yes. 1492 01:13:48,490 --> 01:13:49,925 If you'll take the first door to your left 1493 01:13:49,925 --> 01:13:51,460 it's the first building on your right. 1494 01:13:51,460 --> 01:13:52,761 - First building on the right? - Yes. 1495 01:14:00,969 --> 01:14:02,638 I'll bring your luggage along in a few moments. 1496 01:14:02,638 --> 01:14:04,506 - Thank you. - I'll just turn on the lights. 1497 01:14:04,506 --> 01:14:05,707 Oh, no, never mind. 1498 01:14:05,707 --> 01:14:07,543 Um, listen, is-is there 1499 01:14:07,543 --> 01:14:08,877 a house physician on the staff? 1500 01:14:08,877 --> 01:14:10,112 Oh, yes, ma'am. Of course. 1501 01:14:10,112 --> 01:14:11,613 Well, I'm having this, headache. 1502 01:14:11,613 --> 01:14:12,681 Would you please ask him to come by 1503 01:14:12,681 --> 01:14:13,882 as soon as possible? 1504 01:14:13,882 --> 01:14:15,651 - Right away. - Okay. Thank you. 1505 01:14:15,651 --> 01:14:16,819 - Thanks very much. - Uh-huh. 1506 01:14:20,489 --> 01:14:22,024 Now, if you'll go back to your bungalow 1507 01:14:22,024 --> 01:14:24,126 change into something appropriate and 1508 01:14:24,126 --> 01:14:25,761 wait for your doctor.. 1509 01:14:25,761 --> 01:14:27,162 I sure hope this works. 1510 01:14:27,162 --> 01:14:29,198 This is the last go around for Steve and me. 1511 01:14:29,198 --> 01:14:32,134 Not Steve and you. You're waiting for your doctor. 1512 01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:33,869 Right and I'm his patient. 1513 01:14:33,869 --> 01:14:35,504 Mm-hmm. Have fun. 1514 01:14:35,504 --> 01:14:36,605 Thank you, doctor. 1515 01:14:38,774 --> 01:14:40,175 Oh, Mrs. Martin.. 1516 01:14:40,175 --> 01:14:41,777 ...your accommodation is ready. 1517 01:14:41,777 --> 01:14:42,945 It's bungalow 58. 1518 01:14:42,945 --> 01:14:44,146 Oh, thank you. 1519 01:14:47,049 --> 01:14:48,717 Doctor and patient? 1520 01:14:48,717 --> 01:14:50,586 You're putting me off? I haven't played that game 1521 01:14:50,586 --> 01:14:52,020 since I was a little kid. 1522 01:14:52,020 --> 01:14:54,957 Well, I like to get the fun and games started 1523 01:14:54,957 --> 01:14:56,792 with doctor and patient, it's the best thing 1524 01:14:56,792 --> 01:14:59,595 to get the ball rolling. Pardon the pun. 1525 01:14:59,595 --> 01:15:01,663 Now, you should be about a 44 long, right? 1526 01:15:01,663 --> 01:15:02,965 - Right. - Here, put this on. 1527 01:15:02,965 --> 01:15:04,533 - Okay. - And I'll go over here. 1528 01:15:04,533 --> 01:15:07,135 And get the rest of your equipment. 1529 01:15:07,135 --> 01:15:11,006 See, there's your stethoscope and your Band-Aid and, your.. 1530 01:15:11,006 --> 01:15:13,575 - Here's your thermometer. - My thermometer, huh? 1531 01:15:13,575 --> 01:15:15,744 Yes, and your fountain pen. 1532 01:15:15,744 --> 01:15:16,879 Oh, bow tie goes with it? 1533 01:15:16,879 --> 01:15:18,847 Yes, you just put that on. 1534 01:15:18,847 --> 01:15:20,549 Here. 1535 01:15:20,549 --> 01:15:22,618 Now, I want this to be your fantasy 1536 01:15:22,618 --> 01:15:24,219 of a doctor making a house call 1537 01:15:24,219 --> 01:15:26,955 on a lovely, female patient, okay? 1538 01:15:26,955 --> 01:15:28,724 Well, I love it. I don't know about my wife. 1539 01:15:28,724 --> 01:15:30,526 Don't say wife.. 1540 01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:31,827 ...say patient. 1541 01:15:31,827 --> 01:15:34,029 - Patient. - Yes, you're role-playing. 1542 01:15:34,029 --> 01:15:35,964 You must get used to the transference. 1543 01:15:35,964 --> 01:15:37,866 Right. Well, is that everything? 1544 01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:38,967 Yes, that's everything-- 1545 01:15:38,967 --> 01:15:40,302 What about my beautiful nurse? 1546 01:15:40,302 --> 01:15:42,304 And my operating table? And some specimen-- 1547 01:15:42,304 --> 01:15:43,972 Good luck, doctor. 1548 01:15:43,972 --> 01:15:45,741 Yes, thank you very much. Well, how about my 1549 01:15:45,741 --> 01:15:47,843 malpractice insurance? 1550 01:15:47,843 --> 01:15:50,145 Remember, doctor and patient. 1551 01:15:50,145 --> 01:15:52,147 Doctor and patient. 1552 01:15:52,147 --> 01:15:55,250 'I am a doctor. I am looking for my patient.' 1553 01:15:56,218 --> 01:15:58,620 [instrumental music] 1554 01:16:06,061 --> 01:16:08,664 [music continues] 1555 01:16:11,300 --> 01:16:13,302 - Who is it? - 'It's the doctor.' 1556 01:16:14,937 --> 01:16:16,138 Just a minute. 1557 01:16:17,806 --> 01:16:19,007 [water gurgling] 1558 01:16:21,176 --> 01:16:22,711 Come in, doctor. 1559 01:16:33,088 --> 01:16:34,289 Jackie? 1560 01:16:35,324 --> 01:16:36,858 Les Bingham? 1561 01:16:36,858 --> 01:16:38,860 What're you doin' here? 1562 01:16:38,860 --> 01:16:41,363 Steve and I are trying to work things out. 1563 01:16:41,363 --> 01:16:43,098 Katie and me too. 1564 01:16:43,098 --> 01:16:45,100 Is this wild? 1565 01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:46,902 Gee, what a co-incidence. 1566 01:16:46,902 --> 01:16:50,038 Then, I'm in the wrong place, I'm supposed to be in 58. 1567 01:16:50,038 --> 01:16:52,007 This is 58. 1568 01:16:52,007 --> 01:16:54,676 But Katie is supposed to be here. 1569 01:16:54,676 --> 01:16:56,612 I don't know, they put me in here. 1570 01:16:58,013 --> 01:16:59,348 Not your wife.. 1571 01:17:01,016 --> 01:17:03,151 ...your patient. 1572 01:17:03,151 --> 01:17:04,353 Not your husband.. 1573 01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:06,822 ...your doctor. 1574 01:17:16,832 --> 01:17:19,701 Well, let's see. 1575 01:17:19,701 --> 01:17:21,803 For beginners, uh.. 1576 01:17:21,803 --> 01:17:23,038 ...how do you feel? 1577 01:17:23,038 --> 01:17:24,673 Oh, doctor, I'm so glad you're here. 1578 01:17:24,673 --> 01:17:26,308 I feel just awful. 1579 01:17:26,308 --> 01:17:30,078 Well, suppose you just tell the doctor all about it. 1580 01:17:30,078 --> 01:17:33,382 Well, I've been having this trouble with.. 1581 01:17:33,382 --> 01:17:34,983 ...with my breathing. 1582 01:17:36,918 --> 01:17:39,121 Beautiful. 1583 01:17:39,121 --> 01:17:40,856 Oh, that's too bad. 1584 01:17:40,856 --> 01:17:42,324 How long has this been going on? 1585 01:17:42,324 --> 01:17:43,792 For quite some time now. 1586 01:17:43,792 --> 01:17:44,993 Oh, oh. 1587 01:17:46,328 --> 01:17:47,863 Well, uh.. 1588 01:17:47,863 --> 01:17:50,165 ...we better look into this, young lady. 1589 01:17:50,165 --> 01:17:51,833 Oh, ooh. 1590 01:17:51,833 --> 01:17:53,702 Ooh. 1591 01:17:53,702 --> 01:17:55,804 Ooh, tch tch tch. 1592 01:17:55,804 --> 01:17:58,974 - What is it? - Yummy, yummy. 1593 01:17:58,974 --> 01:18:00,676 Now, take a deep breathe. 1594 01:18:01,877 --> 01:18:04,279 [breathing deeply] 1595 01:18:05,881 --> 01:18:07,883 Phenomenal. 1596 01:18:07,883 --> 01:18:09,084 Again. 1597 01:18:12,921 --> 01:18:14,089 Oh, oh. 1598 01:18:14,089 --> 01:18:15,691 And once again. 1599 01:18:18,994 --> 01:18:21,697 - Doctor. - Yes? 1600 01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:23,432 Have you found anything? 1601 01:18:23,432 --> 01:18:26,068 No, but I'll tell you what. 1602 01:18:26,068 --> 01:18:29,137 You lose it and I'll find it. 1603 01:18:29,137 --> 01:18:34,009 Oh, yes, I'll prescribe some medication immediately. 1604 01:18:34,009 --> 01:18:35,777 Oh, doctor, I hope you aren't going to 1605 01:18:35,777 --> 01:18:38,246 make me take this medication all alone? 1606 01:18:38,246 --> 01:18:39,848 Well, perhaps I'll join you. 1607 01:18:39,848 --> 01:18:41,316 Just this once. 1608 01:18:41,316 --> 01:18:43,852 Actually we brain surgeons operate in much better 1609 01:18:43,852 --> 01:18:45,220 slightly smashed. 1610 01:18:45,220 --> 01:18:47,022 Well, you are the doctor. 1611 01:18:47,022 --> 01:18:48,990 Hmm, and you're the patient. 1612 01:18:51,026 --> 01:18:52,160 You know somethin'? 1613 01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:53,729 For five thousand bucks 1614 01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:55,430 this is one hell of a buy. 1615 01:19:01,336 --> 01:19:03,071 Hi, uh, I'm Steve Martin 1616 01:19:03,071 --> 01:19:05,240 my wife came in a little while ago. 1617 01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:07,109 - Where did you put her? - Oh, yes, Mr. Martin. 1618 01:19:08,777 --> 01:19:10,412 It looks like, uh.. 1619 01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:12,180 Yes, you're in bungalow 60. 1620 01:19:12,180 --> 01:19:14,082 Ah, bungalow 60. 1621 01:19:14,082 --> 01:19:15,183 Here's your key. 1622 01:19:15,183 --> 01:19:16,451 Bungalow 60. Thank you. 1623 01:19:16,451 --> 01:19:17,853 You're welcome. 1624 01:19:21,089 --> 01:19:23,492 [instrumental music] 1625 01:19:35,137 --> 01:19:36,838 (Katie) 'Who is it?' 1626 01:19:36,838 --> 01:19:39,007 It's, uh, it's the doctor. 1627 01:19:39,007 --> 01:19:40,776 'Oh, good. Come in.' 1628 01:19:48,550 --> 01:19:50,152 Oh, uh, I-I'm sorry. 1629 01:19:50,152 --> 01:19:52,354 'Oh, doctor, would you please close the door?' 1630 01:19:52,354 --> 01:19:54,256 The light is killing my eyes. 1631 01:19:54,256 --> 01:19:57,058 Uh, I-I think I'm supposed to be in bungalow number 60. 1632 01:19:57,058 --> 01:20:01,062 'This is 60, and, doctor, my head is killing me.' 1633 01:20:01,062 --> 01:20:02,998 The door. Door please. 1634 01:20:04,299 --> 01:20:05,500 Thank you. 1635 01:20:11,339 --> 01:20:13,008 (Steve) 'Uh, could you, uh..' 1636 01:20:13,008 --> 01:20:14,476 'Could you please, uh, put on the light?' 1637 01:20:14,476 --> 01:20:16,011 (Katie) 'Oh.' 1638 01:20:16,011 --> 01:20:17,212 'Yeah, oh.' 1639 01:20:20,348 --> 01:20:23,552 'Oh, oh dear, I pressed the wrong button.' 1640 01:20:23,552 --> 01:20:24,953 There. 1641 01:20:28,857 --> 01:20:31,226 You're...You're the patient? 1642 01:20:31,226 --> 01:20:34,596 Yes. I'm having one of my migraines. 1643 01:20:34,596 --> 01:20:36,998 I cannot seem to find my pills. 1644 01:20:36,998 --> 01:20:39,201 You see my doctor, Dr. Ralph Isaacs 1645 01:20:39,201 --> 01:20:40,869 you may have heard of him, anyway.. 1646 01:20:40,869 --> 01:20:41,937 - Well, yeah. - Yeah. 1647 01:20:41,937 --> 01:20:43,271 He usually prescribes about 1648 01:20:43,271 --> 01:20:45,106 three quarter grain Meratol 1649 01:20:45,106 --> 01:20:46,575 with, um, two milligram 1650 01:20:46,575 --> 01:20:49,144 Phenabarbital, no, I think it's two milligram. 1651 01:20:49,144 --> 01:20:51,213 And, I don't know, anyway.. 1652 01:20:53,114 --> 01:20:55,350 He says that my hypertension causes 1653 01:20:55,350 --> 01:20:58,854 a vascular spasm that allow-- 1654 01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,956 You really throw yourself into into it, don't you? 1655 01:21:00,956 --> 01:21:02,357 Huh? 1656 01:21:02,357 --> 01:21:03,558 Well, um.. 1657 01:21:07,028 --> 01:21:09,397 Uh, you say, um.. 1658 01:21:09,397 --> 01:21:11,499 ...that these attacks are.. 1659 01:21:11,499 --> 01:21:13,134 ...really cause the tension? 1660 01:21:13,134 --> 01:21:14,336 Yes. 1661 01:21:15,503 --> 01:21:17,472 Uh-huh. 1662 01:21:17,472 --> 01:21:18,940 Well, uh.. 1663 01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:20,408 We'll just have to.. 1664 01:21:20,408 --> 01:21:22,244 ...relieve all that tension, won't we? 1665 01:21:22,244 --> 01:21:23,378 Yeah, anything, anything. 1666 01:21:23,378 --> 01:21:25,347 I mean, I'll do absolutely anything. 1667 01:21:25,347 --> 01:21:29,384 You see, this is...my first time. 1668 01:21:29,384 --> 01:21:31,553 - Oh, your first time? - Well, I mean, here. 1669 01:21:31,553 --> 01:21:35,357 And I seem to have certain inhibitions about all of this. 1670 01:21:35,357 --> 01:21:36,992 You know, what I mean? Next door and-- 1671 01:21:36,992 --> 01:21:39,427 Would you, uh, take a deep breathe, please? 1672 01:21:39,427 --> 01:21:41,496 [breathing deep] 1673 01:21:41,496 --> 01:21:42,898 Mm-hmm. 1674 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:46,201 Again. 1675 01:21:50,338 --> 01:21:52,140 And again. 1676 01:21:52,140 --> 01:21:53,942 [Steve breathing deep] 1677 01:22:04,452 --> 01:22:06,154 Again. 1678 01:22:06,154 --> 01:22:09,524 [both breathing deep] 1679 01:22:09,524 --> 01:22:11,059 Beautiful. 1680 01:22:11,059 --> 01:22:13,161 - Beautiful. - Okay. 1681 01:22:13,161 --> 01:22:14,362 Tension. 1682 01:22:15,130 --> 01:22:16,331 Tension. 1683 01:22:19,501 --> 01:22:21,069 Now. 1684 01:22:21,069 --> 01:22:23,238 Would you mind, uh, removing your clothes? 1685 01:22:23,238 --> 01:22:25,140 My clothes? 1686 01:22:25,140 --> 01:22:26,341 Why, naturally. 1687 01:22:26,341 --> 01:22:28,143 But, doctor, all I've got is a headache. 1688 01:22:28,143 --> 01:22:30,378 Well, if I'm really going to examine you.. 1689 01:22:30,378 --> 01:22:32,514 Wh-what are you going to examine? 1690 01:22:33,481 --> 01:22:34,683 Everything. 1691 01:22:36,618 --> 01:22:39,721 Well, um.. 1692 01:22:39,721 --> 01:22:43,458 ...with Dr. Isaacs usually I-I wear something. 1693 01:22:43,458 --> 01:22:45,493 Sure, a towel? 1694 01:22:45,493 --> 01:22:46,995 A negligee? 1695 01:22:46,995 --> 01:22:49,564 Black garter belt? 1696 01:22:49,564 --> 01:22:51,032 Well, sure. 1697 01:22:51,032 --> 01:22:53,368 Anything that makes you comfortable. 1698 01:22:53,368 --> 01:22:56,137 Are you sure that this is absolutely necessary? 1699 01:22:56,137 --> 01:22:59,374 - Absolutely. - For a migraine? 1700 01:22:59,374 --> 01:23:02,143 Well, who knows what else we may find. 1701 01:23:03,345 --> 01:23:04,546 Oh. 1702 01:23:09,718 --> 01:23:11,319 Migraine, huh? 1703 01:23:11,319 --> 01:23:12,520 Migraine. 1704 01:23:17,759 --> 01:23:19,160 [chuckles] 1705 01:23:25,433 --> 01:23:28,436 [upbeat music] 1706 01:23:48,523 --> 01:23:51,126 [music continues] 1707 01:23:59,467 --> 01:24:02,070 [music continues] 1708 01:24:12,781 --> 01:24:14,182 [water gurgling] 1709 01:24:17,452 --> 01:24:20,055 [water gurgling] 1710 01:24:25,326 --> 01:24:27,228 [music continues] 1711 01:24:27,228 --> 01:24:28,463 Doctor, what're you doing? 1712 01:24:28,463 --> 01:24:30,231 I'm packing you're appendix in ice. 1713 01:24:30,231 --> 01:24:31,499 But they're not my appendix. 1714 01:24:31,499 --> 01:24:33,334 Well that's a crazy place for your tonsils. 1715 01:24:35,170 --> 01:24:37,572 [music continues] 1716 01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:46,681 Is the patient ready? 1717 01:24:46,681 --> 01:24:49,250 Here comes the doctor. 1718 01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:51,853 [Katie screaming] 1719 01:24:51,853 --> 01:24:53,621 (Steve) 'Oh, hey, if you don't like vodka' 1720 01:24:53,621 --> 01:24:55,590 I have some scotch, if you-if you want. 1721 01:24:55,590 --> 01:24:58,193 [Katie screaming] 1722 01:25:00,628 --> 01:25:03,331 [Katie screaming] 1723 01:25:03,331 --> 01:25:04,532 Katie! 1724 01:25:07,302 --> 01:25:08,803 [Steve screaming] 1725 01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:11,272 (Les) 'Katie!' 1726 01:25:11,272 --> 01:25:13,441 Oh, what're you.. What're you doing? 1727 01:25:13,441 --> 01:25:15,577 Oh.. Uh, nothing unnatural. 1728 01:25:15,577 --> 01:25:18,179 - And with her? - Nothing happened. 1729 01:25:18,179 --> 01:25:20,315 We didn't even get around the, "You show me yours 1730 01:25:20,315 --> 01:25:21,616 'I'll show you mine."' 1731 01:25:21,616 --> 01:25:23,451 I'm sick of seeing yours. 1732 01:25:23,451 --> 01:25:26,254 And you! You act.. You planned this, didn't you? 1733 01:25:26,254 --> 01:25:27,555 No, no, no, Katie 1734 01:25:27,555 --> 01:25:29,290 this is just a horrible co-incidence. 1735 01:25:29,290 --> 01:25:30,825 Hey, hey, that was a hell of a thing to do back there-- 1736 01:25:30,825 --> 01:25:32,560 Oh, don't come near me. 1737 01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:34,429 Katie, look they're.. These people are just patients 1738 01:25:34,429 --> 01:25:35,897 of the clinic, like us. 1739 01:25:35,897 --> 01:25:38,399 Oh, you're playing, Doctor with Steve. 1740 01:25:38,399 --> 01:25:39,901 'You know, we could've all stayed home' 1741 01:25:39,901 --> 01:25:41,269 'and saved a fortune?' 1742 01:25:41,269 --> 01:25:42,871 Who the hell is that guy? 1743 01:25:42,871 --> 01:25:45,707 Oh, that's Bingham, Urban Developments from upstairs. 1744 01:25:47,275 --> 01:25:49,377 And his former wife! 1745 01:25:51,679 --> 01:25:53,414 I don't think she's very happy. 1746 01:25:53,414 --> 01:25:54,549 Here's a picture of your wife. 1747 01:25:54,549 --> 01:25:55,717 Oh, thank you very much. 1748 01:25:58,753 --> 01:26:00,321 Well, that's not bad. 1749 01:26:07,462 --> 01:26:08,897 Les, listen to me. 1750 01:26:08,897 --> 01:26:10,865 It isn't today, it isn't yesterday 1751 01:26:10,865 --> 01:26:13,535 it's all-it's all been piling up. 1752 01:26:13,535 --> 01:26:15,537 But, honey, I've been trying. I really have. You know that-- 1753 01:26:15,537 --> 01:26:17,672 I'm not blaming you. I'm not blaming you. 1754 01:26:17,672 --> 01:26:20,675 Look, it's my fault, just as much as it is yours. 1755 01:26:20,675 --> 01:26:22,644 So why don't we just do the sensible thing? 1756 01:26:22,644 --> 01:26:25,513 Why don't we quit while we're still ahead? 1757 01:26:25,513 --> 01:26:26,814 What're you talking about? 1758 01:26:26,814 --> 01:26:29,584 I mean, while we still like each other. 1759 01:26:29,584 --> 01:26:30,885 While we still respect each other. 1760 01:26:30,885 --> 01:26:33,254 Well, maybe in our own ridiculous way.. 1761 01:26:34,923 --> 01:26:37,225 ...maybe we even love each other. 1762 01:26:37,225 --> 01:26:38,927 Well, of course we love each other. You know that. 1763 01:26:38,927 --> 01:26:40,828 What's this crazy talk about quitting? 1764 01:26:40,828 --> 01:26:42,864 Look, let's admit it, right? 1765 01:26:42,864 --> 01:26:44,966 The marriage, the contract.. 1766 01:26:44,966 --> 01:26:47,235 ...the whole thing, it just doesn't work. 1767 01:26:49,237 --> 01:26:50,405 You really mean that? 1768 01:26:54,742 --> 01:26:57,879 We've tried. We've tried twice. 1769 01:26:57,879 --> 01:26:59,380 So why don't we be grown up? 1770 01:26:59,380 --> 01:27:00,882 Why don't we accept defeat? 1771 01:27:00,882 --> 01:27:03,384 Katie, I just can't accept that. I just won't. 1772 01:27:03,384 --> 01:27:04,686 Don't please. 1773 01:27:04,686 --> 01:27:06,521 Please don't. Just don't.. 1774 01:27:12,227 --> 01:27:13,928 Well, if that's the way you want it. 1775 01:27:14,996 --> 01:27:16,264 (male 'Hey, Charlie!' 1776 01:27:16,264 --> 01:27:17,465 It's in here. 1777 01:27:20,969 --> 01:27:22,370 Sorry, folks. 1778 01:27:29,644 --> 01:27:32,247 [melancholic music] 1779 01:27:39,254 --> 01:27:41,656 [music continues] 1780 01:27:51,966 --> 01:27:54,569 [music continues] 1781 01:28:02,543 --> 01:28:04,946 [music continues] 1782 01:28:15,323 --> 01:28:17,725 [music continues] 1783 01:28:30,738 --> 01:28:33,341 [music continues] 1784 01:28:49,824 --> 01:28:52,427 [music continues] 1785 01:28:59,367 --> 01:29:01,769 [music continues] 1786 01:29:09,844 --> 01:29:12,447 [music continues] 1787 01:29:24,559 --> 01:29:26,961 [buzzer beeps] 1788 01:29:28,062 --> 01:29:30,498 - Yes? - 'Lou, it's Les.' 1789 01:29:30,498 --> 01:29:31,632 'I'm coming up.' 1790 01:29:31,632 --> 01:29:33,601 'Oh, I have a terrible cold.' 1791 01:29:33,601 --> 01:29:35,703 'It's very important.' 1792 01:29:35,703 --> 01:29:36,871 Alright. 1793 01:29:36,871 --> 01:29:39,474 [coughing] 1794 01:29:44,612 --> 01:29:45,880 Oh, oh, oh. 1795 01:30:01,929 --> 01:30:03,131 [doorbell buzzes] 1796 01:30:04,899 --> 01:30:05,933 [instrumental music] 1797 01:30:10,805 --> 01:30:11,839 [bell buzzing] 1798 01:30:15,943 --> 01:30:17,712 It's all over between Katie and me. 1799 01:30:17,712 --> 01:30:19,113 Oh. 1800 01:30:19,113 --> 01:30:21,149 'Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that.' 1801 01:30:21,149 --> 01:30:23,584 Yeah, Magnus and Williams was a disaster! 1802 01:30:23,584 --> 01:30:26,053 Jackie Martin shows up. How the hell do you figure that? 1803 01:30:26,053 --> 01:30:28,656 Well...just an unfortunate coincidence. 1804 01:30:30,458 --> 01:30:31,793 Lou, you gotta help me. 1805 01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:34,028 I don't know what to do. 1806 01:30:35,496 --> 01:30:38,866 I still love that hard-nosed little dumpling. 1807 01:30:38,866 --> 01:30:40,701 Look, the three of us practically grew up together. 1808 01:30:40,701 --> 01:30:42,470 You know her. Why? 1809 01:30:42,470 --> 01:30:45,206 Why wont she at least sit out the remainder of the contract? 1810 01:30:45,206 --> 01:30:47,542 Who knows? She's a woman. 1811 01:30:48,509 --> 01:30:49,777 What's her rush to end it? 1812 01:30:52,747 --> 01:30:54,215 Lou, you don't suppose she's got another guy? 1813 01:30:55,650 --> 01:30:58,986 Well...anything is possible. 1814 01:30:58,986 --> 01:31:00,922 That's the only thing that makes sense to me. 1815 01:31:00,922 --> 01:31:04,125 She's got another guy! God damn it! 1816 01:31:04,125 --> 01:31:05,927 I'm gonna hire a detective and find out who he is. 1817 01:31:05,927 --> 01:31:07,228 - Where's your phonebook? - Ah.. 1818 01:31:07,228 --> 01:31:09,230 - Where's your phonebook? - Alright.. 1819 01:31:09,230 --> 01:31:10,865 I'm gonna find out who's gettin' in her pants 1820 01:31:10,865 --> 01:31:12,700 if it's the last thing I do, Lou. 1821 01:31:12,700 --> 01:31:15,603 Wait a minute, don't do anything you might be sorry for. 1822 01:31:15,603 --> 01:31:16,704 What do you mean sorry? 1823 01:31:16,704 --> 01:31:18,139 Your liable to find out something 1824 01:31:18,139 --> 01:31:19,474 that you don't wanna find out. 1825 01:31:19,474 --> 01:31:20,741 Oh yeah? Like what? 1826 01:31:20,741 --> 01:31:22,510 Like maybe he's younger than you 1827 01:31:22,510 --> 01:31:25,012 or more attractive or greater in bed. 1828 01:31:26,113 --> 01:31:27,815 Come on. 1829 01:31:27,815 --> 01:31:29,150 Where's she gonna come up with a winner like that? 1830 01:31:29,150 --> 01:31:30,651 I'll tell you I'm gonna find out 1831 01:31:30,651 --> 01:31:32,620 who lover boy is, I'm gonna get a gun 1832 01:31:32,620 --> 01:31:34,489 I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill her 1833 01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:35,923 I'm gonna kill everybody! 1834 01:31:35,923 --> 01:31:38,025 Calm down, relax. You're not gonna get a gun. 1835 01:31:38,025 --> 01:31:39,193 You're not gonna kill him or kill anybody. 1836 01:31:39,193 --> 01:31:40,695 - Oh no? - No. 1837 01:31:40,695 --> 01:31:41,863 As far she's concerned 1838 01:31:41,863 --> 01:31:43,231 you forget the whole enchilada. 1839 01:31:43,231 --> 01:31:46,200 because she's not worth it, no woman is. 1840 01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:48,970 Do you realize what you have going for you? 1841 01:31:48,970 --> 01:31:50,705 You are rich, witty 1842 01:31:50,705 --> 01:31:54,175 sophisticated, a red blooded man's man. 1843 01:31:54,175 --> 01:31:56,077 You can have any woman in the world that you want. 1844 01:31:56,077 --> 01:31:57,645 Chicks, broads, Phillies 1845 01:31:57,645 --> 01:31:59,614 everybody just lined up waiting to see you. 1846 01:31:59,614 --> 01:32:01,282 Yeah, yeah. 1847 01:32:01,282 --> 01:32:02,750 I'll set you up with Dusty. 1848 01:32:04,252 --> 01:32:06,120 - Dusty? - Yes. 1849 01:32:06,120 --> 01:32:08,890 A little actress with a body that just doesn't not quit. 1850 01:32:10,291 --> 01:32:12,159 Take it to The Riviera. 1851 01:32:12,159 --> 01:32:14,228 Topless, bottomless. 1852 01:32:14,228 --> 01:32:17,899 Uh, oh, maybe you could wanna go to Japan. 1853 01:32:17,899 --> 01:32:20,668 Get over there, let the geishas lay a little soap on you. 1854 01:32:21,836 --> 01:32:22,870 Japan, huh? 1855 01:32:25,106 --> 01:32:27,208 I could make a pitch for the Mashitoma hotel. 1856 01:32:29,176 --> 01:32:30,611 Right off the whole trip. 1857 01:32:32,079 --> 01:32:33,748 Yeah, Lou, there's a lot in what you said. 1858 01:32:34,782 --> 01:32:36,984 After all, I am rich, huh. 1859 01:32:38,319 --> 01:32:39,954 - I ain't bad looking. - Uh-huh. 1860 01:32:40,821 --> 01:32:42,623 I'm witty. 1861 01:32:42,623 --> 01:32:44,125 Sophisticated. What's the rest of that stuff? 1862 01:32:44,125 --> 01:32:46,227 A red-blooded man's man. 1863 01:32:46,227 --> 01:32:48,829 Yeah. Yeah, oh, she's gonna be sorry, Lou. 1864 01:32:48,829 --> 01:32:50,998 I'm gonna go to Japan and see the geishas 1865 01:32:50,998 --> 01:32:53,200 get some of that warm soapy water 1866 01:32:53,200 --> 01:32:54,969 I think I'll go right down to a travel agent. 1867 01:32:54,969 --> 01:32:57,138 Now that is the Les Bingham that I know. 1868 01:32:59,106 --> 01:33:01,876 Lou, you're my friend, I won't forget you for this. 1869 01:33:01,876 --> 01:33:05,079 Les, when it comes down to the bottom line. 1870 01:33:05,079 --> 01:33:08,015 If I can't do a little something for my best friend-- 1871 01:33:08,015 --> 01:33:10,885 Forget the whole enchilada. 1872 01:33:14,221 --> 01:33:16,824 And screw her! 1873 01:33:21,128 --> 01:33:22,163 [instrumental music] 1874 01:33:24,231 --> 01:33:26,233 [dramatic music] 1875 01:33:44,118 --> 01:33:45,786 I'm sorry, Mrs. Bingham. 1876 01:33:45,786 --> 01:33:48,756 Your husband is over at Lou Springer's apartment. 1877 01:33:48,756 --> 01:33:50,625 (Katie) 'Alright, I'll call him there.' 1878 01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:52,193 Oh, you won't be able to reach him there 1879 01:33:52,193 --> 01:33:55,229 I've tried several times but the phone's out of order. 1880 01:33:55,229 --> 01:33:56,764 Thank you, uh.. 1881 01:33:57,732 --> 01:33:59,066 Never mind, I'll.. 1882 01:34:00,134 --> 01:34:01,702 I'll-I'll see him over there. 1883 01:34:04,705 --> 01:34:06,707 [instrumental music] 1884 01:34:13,114 --> 01:34:14,815 - May I help you? - Sure. 1885 01:34:14,815 --> 01:34:17,051 I'd like to see some information about Japan. 1886 01:34:17,051 --> 01:34:20,054 Mm-hmm, just what do you have in mind? 1887 01:34:21,989 --> 01:34:23,391 Red bathrobe.. 1888 01:34:25,159 --> 01:34:28,829 He was wearing a red bathrobe. 1889 01:34:28,829 --> 01:34:32,333 That son of a bitch was gonna send me all the way to Japan! 1890 01:34:32,333 --> 01:34:34,001 He's the one who sent Jackie up to Santa Barbara 1891 01:34:34,001 --> 01:34:35,369 that son of a bitch! 1892 01:34:35,369 --> 01:34:37,438 He's been doing it to me all long. 1893 01:34:37,438 --> 01:34:39,440 [instrumental music] 1894 01:34:58,192 --> 01:34:59,226 [buzzer buzzing] 1895 01:35:08,936 --> 01:35:09,970 Shit. 1896 01:35:10,438 --> 01:35:11,472 Bullets. 1897 01:35:16,277 --> 01:35:18,879 Alright, Lou, say your prayers if you know any. 1898 01:35:18,879 --> 01:35:20,247 What the hell are you doing? 1899 01:35:20,247 --> 01:35:22,349 You knew, you red bathrobe turkey! 1900 01:35:22,349 --> 01:35:24,385 Look, there must be a million red bathrobes in New York. 1901 01:35:24,385 --> 01:35:26,020 Yeah, there's gonna be one with a hole in it. 1902 01:35:26,020 --> 01:35:27,288 Les, for God sake! 1903 01:35:27,288 --> 01:35:29,457 Confess or I'll blow your head off, Lou. 1904 01:35:29,457 --> 01:35:30,991 Alright, put that away, I'll tell you the truth. 1905 01:35:30,991 --> 01:35:32,393 You got three seconds. 1906 01:35:32,393 --> 01:35:34,995 [sighs] Alright, I've had it up till here anyway. 1907 01:35:34,995 --> 01:35:37,932 I have loved Katie ever since we did the Pirates 1908 01:35:37,932 --> 01:35:39,233 together at Roosevelt High. 1909 01:35:39,233 --> 01:35:40,901 You stunk that up too? 1910 01:35:40,901 --> 01:35:43,904 Oh yeah? You wanna read the reviews? 1911 01:35:43,904 --> 01:35:45,239 You had a thing going with her, didn't you? 1912 01:35:45,239 --> 01:35:47,007 Look, you were divorced! 1913 01:35:47,007 --> 01:35:48,476 I'll tell you something 1914 01:35:48,476 --> 01:35:50,978 the only reason I've ever hung around you all these years 1915 01:35:50,978 --> 01:35:52,747 is because I wanted to be near her. 1916 01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:53,881 And I am sick of it! 1917 01:35:53,881 --> 01:35:55,483 I'm sick of blowing golf games. 1918 01:35:55,483 --> 01:35:58,252 I'm sick of laying down perfect gin heads just to let you win. 1919 01:35:58,252 --> 01:35:59,920 - I'm sick of it-- - Let me win? 1920 01:35:59,920 --> 01:36:02,089 What the hell are you talking about, let me win? 1921 01:36:02,089 --> 01:36:03,157 You turkey! 1922 01:36:03,157 --> 01:36:06,427 I could beat you anytime I want! 1923 01:36:06,427 --> 01:36:07,995 Oh you can, huh? 1924 01:36:07,995 --> 01:36:10,498 Anytime, anyplace, anywhere! 1925 01:36:10,498 --> 01:36:12,233 Okay, turkey, get the cards. 1926 01:36:12,233 --> 01:36:14,034 When I'm feeling better, I'll be glad to take you-- 1927 01:36:14,034 --> 01:36:16,003 I said get the cards and deal. 1928 01:36:16,003 --> 01:36:17,471 [sighs] 1929 01:36:17,471 --> 01:36:19,473 [instrumental music] 1930 01:36:34,121 --> 01:36:35,156 [sighs] 1931 01:36:41,362 --> 01:36:45,533 Thirty Four, 35...44. 1932 01:36:45,533 --> 01:36:47,401 That's game and that's it. 1933 01:36:47,401 --> 01:36:49,436 I want another one. 1934 01:36:49,436 --> 01:36:51,205 How many times do I have to beat you? 1935 01:36:51,205 --> 01:36:54,108 I said I want another game. Now deal, Lou. 1936 01:36:54,108 --> 01:36:56,911 'Come, you lucky putz, give me some cards.' 1937 01:36:58,579 --> 01:37:00,848 Les! Les. 1938 01:37:00,848 --> 01:37:02,983 - What are you doing? - Let go, will you let go? 1939 01:37:02,983 --> 01:37:04,418 - Are you out of your mind! - What's the matter with you? 1940 01:37:04,418 --> 01:37:07,021 [indistinct] 1941 01:37:08,222 --> 01:37:10,257 [gunfire] Oh God, oh dear. 1942 01:37:10,257 --> 01:37:12,026 - Oh my God, we killed him. - Where did it get you? 1943 01:37:12,026 --> 01:37:13,894 - Lou, where? - Hit my Picasso. 1944 01:37:13,894 --> 01:37:15,229 Picasso? 1945 01:37:15,229 --> 01:37:16,397 The woman with three eyes. 1946 01:37:16,397 --> 01:37:18,065 'She's got four now!' 1947 01:37:18,065 --> 01:37:20,601 Have you lost your mind? What are you doing with the gun? 1948 01:37:20,601 --> 01:37:22,503 Playing a hand of Gin Rummy with the red bathrobe 1949 01:37:22,503 --> 01:37:24,572 you've been bowling behind my back. 1950 01:37:24,572 --> 01:37:27,241 You're accusing me of being unfaithful, you? 1951 01:37:27,241 --> 01:37:29,076 You compulsive cantaloupe chaser? 1952 01:37:29,076 --> 01:37:30,945 I never made it with those cantaloupe. 1953 01:37:30,945 --> 01:37:33,147 Alright then what was that hooker doing at Santa Barbara? 1954 01:37:33,147 --> 01:37:35,449 He sent her to break us up, you did, didn't you? 1955 01:37:35,449 --> 01:37:37,051 Did Lou? 1956 01:37:37,051 --> 01:37:39,119 Yes I did, I would do it again. 1957 01:37:39,119 --> 01:37:41,522 - How could you do that? - I love you. 1958 01:37:41,522 --> 01:37:44,258 And I am now man enough to say it to his face. 1959 01:37:44,258 --> 01:37:46,961 I love her and she loves me! 1960 01:37:49,363 --> 01:37:51,632 Is that what you came up here for, a quickie before lunch? 1961 01:37:53,367 --> 01:37:55,569 - Is that what you really think? - Yeah that's what I think! 1962 01:37:55,569 --> 01:37:58,072 Ah, well then, what's the sense of discussing anything 1963 01:37:58,072 --> 01:38:01,075 with an infantile anal retentive paranoid! 1964 01:38:01,075 --> 01:38:03,444 Oh, don't give me that Dr. Climburg bullshit 1965 01:38:03,444 --> 01:38:05,512 I get the message, with him you're Ms. Hot Pants 1966 01:38:05,512 --> 01:38:07,147 but with me you're an ashtray wiping 1967 01:38:07,147 --> 01:38:09,183 over-analyzed dead in bed virgin. 1968 01:38:12,486 --> 01:38:14,355 You asked me what I came up here for. 1969 01:38:14,355 --> 01:38:16,390 That's still the question. 1970 01:38:16,390 --> 01:38:18,559 I came up here to see you, Les. 1971 01:38:18,559 --> 01:38:20,227 Because I wanted to give the contract 1972 01:38:20,227 --> 01:38:21,896 one more chance but I'll.. 1973 01:38:21,896 --> 01:38:24,064 The way I feel now, if I wasn't such a.. 1974 01:38:24,064 --> 01:38:27,167 ...ashtray wiping over-analyzed dead in bed virgin 1975 01:38:27,167 --> 01:38:28,669 I'd tell you to take your contract 1976 01:38:28,669 --> 01:38:30,004 and shove it in you know where. 1977 01:38:30,004 --> 01:38:31,405 And for you that goes double. 1978 01:38:31,405 --> 01:38:33,073 - Why me? I'm on your side. - No! 1979 01:38:33,073 --> 01:38:34,642 Wait a second? You can't just walk out like this. 1980 01:38:34,642 --> 01:38:36,944 Look, we got a lot of time invested in each other. 1981 01:38:36,944 --> 01:38:38,612 I admit sometimes I'm crude, Katie. 1982 01:38:38,612 --> 01:38:41,315 And I'm-I'm compulsive and I got this drive to win 1983 01:38:41,315 --> 01:38:43,684 that goes deep in me, maybe that's why I'm such a hot-shot 1984 01:38:43,684 --> 01:38:45,586 on the 37th floor and a loser at home 1985 01:38:45,586 --> 01:38:48,055 but Katie I'll do whatever you say, I'll see a shrink. 1986 01:38:48,055 --> 01:38:50,257 I'll stop betting, Katie, I won't be so crude. 1987 01:38:50,257 --> 01:38:52,059 - Maybe I can change. - No, he can't change. 1988 01:38:52,059 --> 01:38:53,160 - That man can't change. - I can change! 1989 01:38:53,160 --> 01:38:55,296 Oh, no, no, you can't change 1990 01:38:55,296 --> 01:38:56,330 change. 1991 01:38:59,500 --> 01:39:01,969 Look we're three neurotic people who like to be something else 1992 01:39:01,969 --> 01:39:04,171 but it just isn't gonna happen, alright? 1993 01:39:04,171 --> 01:39:05,973 So why don't we just accept the truth? 1994 01:39:05,973 --> 01:39:09,977 'Lou, I'm sorry but you're the perfect bachelor.' 1995 01:39:13,213 --> 01:39:15,149 'And you're the perfect chaser.' 1996 01:39:17,718 --> 01:39:20,020 I am the perfect ashtray cleaner 1997 01:39:20,020 --> 01:39:22,523 so why don't you two just go play your Gin 1998 01:39:22,523 --> 01:39:25,059 and I'll go home and clean my ashtrays. 1999 01:39:30,297 --> 01:39:31,632 I think we said it all. 2000 01:39:58,325 --> 01:39:59,360 It's a lay down. 2001 01:40:07,401 --> 01:40:08,435 I got six. 2002 01:40:29,423 --> 01:40:30,457 Forty seven. 2003 01:40:32,526 --> 01:40:33,560 [sighs] 2004 01:40:34,628 --> 01:40:36,430 Once a loser always a loser. 2005 01:40:49,610 --> 01:40:53,247 Look, personal and business don't have to mix. 2006 01:40:53,247 --> 01:40:55,249 I don't wanna lose the best lawyer in town. 2007 01:40:57,251 --> 01:40:58,285 Let me know. 2008 01:41:11,465 --> 01:41:13,467 [dramatic music] 2009 01:41:40,594 --> 01:41:42,596 [music continues] 2010 01:41:43,597 --> 01:41:45,599 [operatic music] 2011 01:42:15,496 --> 01:42:16,530 [gunfire] 2012 01:42:23,637 --> 01:42:25,639 [operatic music] 2013 01:42:37,584 --> 01:42:39,620 [groans] 2014 01:42:43,290 --> 01:42:45,292 [instrumental music] 2015 01:43:13,520 --> 01:43:16,456 Um...I, uh.. 2016 01:43:16,456 --> 01:43:19,526 I thought you might wanna return this to your friend downstairs. 2017 01:43:20,794 --> 01:43:22,563 Keep it, I got her another copy. 2018 01:43:22,563 --> 01:43:23,964 Oh. 2019 01:43:23,964 --> 01:43:25,899 Yeah, we've been seeing a lot of each other. 2020 01:43:25,899 --> 01:43:27,401 Huh, well.. 2021 01:43:27,401 --> 01:43:28,835 All the way up to page-48. 2022 01:43:31,238 --> 01:43:32,873 Well, I'm happy to hear that you're back 2023 01:43:32,873 --> 01:43:34,708 in such a good condition. 2024 01:43:34,708 --> 01:43:37,344 Well it helps when you're catching the bus regularly. 2025 01:43:38,679 --> 01:43:42,516 Then it's, uh...a steady thing with you two, huh? 2026 01:43:42,516 --> 01:43:44,551 Yeah, we see each other everyday. 2027 01:43:44,551 --> 01:43:46,753 Really? Really? How is Bermuda? 2028 01:43:46,753 --> 01:43:49,389 Who? 2029 01:43:49,389 --> 01:43:51,425 The doorman told me that they're Martin's made up 2030 01:43:51,425 --> 01:43:52,993 and they're in Bermuda. 2031 01:43:52,993 --> 01:43:54,828 Oh. 2032 01:43:54,828 --> 01:43:57,531 Well, uh...I gotta run, I'm late for work. 2033 01:43:57,531 --> 01:43:58,966 [instrumental music] 2034 01:43:58,966 --> 01:44:00,000 Les? 2035 01:44:04,338 --> 01:44:06,306 Oh...Les.. 2036 01:44:07,274 --> 01:44:08,642 Best of everything, huh. 2037 01:44:09,710 --> 01:44:11,445 - Sure. - Oh.. 2038 01:44:11,445 --> 01:44:13,714 - What's the matter? - Nothing, nothing. 2039 01:44:14,948 --> 01:44:15,983 Huh.. 2040 01:44:29,863 --> 01:44:30,897 [door closes] 2041 01:44:39,473 --> 01:44:40,507 [buzzer buzzing] 2042 01:44:59,026 --> 01:45:00,460 Hello, dear. 2043 01:45:00,460 --> 01:45:01,795 Dr. Cronkheigz here. 2044 01:45:01,795 --> 01:45:04,431 And we just got an emergency headache call 2045 01:45:04,431 --> 01:45:06,700 from Mrs. Migraine. 2046 01:45:06,700 --> 01:45:09,369 [sighs] 2047 01:45:09,369 --> 01:45:12,773 I don't think Dr. Conkheigz has anything to help me. 2048 01:45:12,773 --> 01:45:16,910 Oh, yeah. We got here a sure fine prescription. 2049 01:45:16,910 --> 01:45:19,746 One-former girl chaser. 2050 01:45:19,746 --> 01:45:21,815 - Former? - Yeah, yeah. 2051 01:45:21,815 --> 01:45:23,350 Taken daily. 2052 01:45:24,751 --> 01:45:27,954 For the rest of your life. 2053 01:45:27,954 --> 01:45:32,559 Katie, I promise I won't chase another girl as long as I live. 2054 01:45:32,559 --> 01:45:33,593 Ah.. 2055 01:45:35,495 --> 01:45:36,763 You know you don't mean that. 2056 01:45:37,964 --> 01:45:40,000 I know I don't. 2057 01:45:40,000 --> 01:45:43,070 But Katie...help me. 2058 01:45:44,404 --> 01:45:45,972 I can't live without you. 2059 01:45:48,008 --> 01:45:52,679 Please...I swear it on a stack of sex manuals. 2060 01:45:52,679 --> 01:45:53,714 [chuckles] 2061 01:46:03,390 --> 01:46:05,692 You are a very sick lady. 2062 01:46:05,692 --> 01:46:07,461 - I am sick. - Yeah. 2063 01:46:07,461 --> 01:46:11,798 Now, I prescribe that you go to bed immediately 2064 01:46:11,798 --> 01:46:13,567 with a very warm doctor. 2065 01:46:13,567 --> 01:46:14,801 - Oh God. - Right away. 2066 01:46:14,801 --> 01:46:16,870 [indistinct] 2067 01:46:16,870 --> 01:46:18,872 [instrumental music] 2068 01:46:21,975 --> 01:46:24,678 ♪ Will I take you dear ♪ 2069 01:46:24,678 --> 01:46:26,513 ♪ To have and to hold ♪ 2070 01:46:26,513 --> 01:46:28,715 ♪ Will I stay with you ♪ 2071 01:46:28,715 --> 01:46:30,484 ♪ Until we are old ♪ 2072 01:46:30,484 --> 01:46:32,886 ♪ Will I make it work ♪ 2073 01:46:32,886 --> 01:46:34,788 ♪ Best I know how ♪ 2074 01:46:34,788 --> 01:46:38,725 ♪ I will I will for now ♪ 2075 01:46:38,725 --> 01:46:40,761 ♪ Do I want you dear? ♪ 2076 01:46:40,761 --> 01:46:42,662 ♪ In sickness and health ♪ 2077 01:46:42,662 --> 01:46:45,031 ♪ Do I plan to share ♪ 2078 01:46:45,031 --> 01:46:46,800 ♪ The troubles and wealth ♪ 2079 01:46:46,800 --> 01:46:49,436 ♪ Do I have the urge ♪ 2080 01:46:49,436 --> 01:46:51,772 ♪ To make you vow I do ♪ 2081 01:46:51,772 --> 01:46:54,841 ♪ I do for now ♪ 2082 01:46:54,841 --> 01:46:56,576 ♪ When I wake up ♪ 2083 01:46:56,576 --> 01:46:59,646 ♪ In the morning I know ♪ 2084 01:46:59,646 --> 01:47:02,883 ♪ How I've been today ♪ 2085 01:47:02,883 --> 01:47:05,051 ♪ And I can promise you ♪ 2086 01:47:05,051 --> 01:47:07,788 ♪ That no one else has ♪ 2087 01:47:07,788 --> 01:47:11,158 ♪ Ever made me feel this way ♪ 2088 01:47:11,158 --> 01:47:13,794 ♪ But to promise is forever ♪ 2089 01:47:13,794 --> 01:47:19,499 ♪ Ever and my love will never die ♪ 2090 01:47:19,499 --> 01:47:20,967 ♪ It's the promise ♪ 2091 01:47:20,967 --> 01:47:23,603 ♪ I will never change ♪ 2092 01:47:23,603 --> 01:47:27,874 ♪ As years and years go by ♪ 2093 01:47:27,874 --> 01:47:32,012 ♪ And that I cannot do ♪ 2094 01:47:32,012 --> 01:47:35,782 ♪ And neither dear can you ♪ 2095 01:47:35,782 --> 01:47:38,185 ♪ Will you settle down ♪ 2096 01:47:38,185 --> 01:47:39,886 ♪ With you now and cheers ♪ 2097 01:47:39,886 --> 01:47:42,088 ♪ Will I share it all ♪ 2098 01:47:42,088 --> 01:47:44,024 ♪ The laughs and the tears ♪ 2099 01:47:44,024 --> 01:47:46,226 ♪ Will I make it last ♪ 2100 01:47:46,226 --> 01:47:48,595 ♪ For ever somehow ♪ 2101 01:47:48,595 --> 01:47:52,599 ♪ I will I will ♪ 2102 01:47:52,599 --> 01:47:55,769 ♪ I will I will I will ♪ 2103 01:47:55,769 --> 01:48:00,841 ♪ For now ♪