1 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,360 Hey girl, want some brown liquor? 2 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:21,320 Brown liquor don't make this fucking bad. 3 00:01:21,980 --> 00:01:23,120 Tequila it is. 4 00:01:23,580 --> 00:01:24,580 Here you go. 5 00:01:33,380 --> 00:01:35,140 So what are you doing here anyway? 6 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:36,680 What do you think I'm doing here? 7 00:01:37,540 --> 00:01:39,000 I'm starting an opening thing. 8 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:40,460 Been there, done that. 9 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:51,040 Richie? Yeah, that makes sense, because you know these 10 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,040 motherfuckers can't read. 11 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,220 I know. Who goes to see a way to spread this movie? 12 00:01:55,580 --> 00:01:56,760 Well, it's nice to... 13 00:02:09,359 --> 00:02:12,400 No mother fucker! 14 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:28,620 No cat. 15 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:29,720 The cat. 16 00:02:30,180 --> 00:02:31,260 Fuck all y 'all. 17 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,560 Bitch, spit them pearls back out. 18 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:36,900 I want your shit. 19 00:02:38,940 --> 00:02:41,840 Hello? So tell me, what's your favorite scary movie? 20 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:46,480 I don't really do them. You know, all the stupid tropes and shit. Why is it 21 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,500 always the white bitch at the end? Because they know it's too hard to kill 22 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:52,440 sister. You know what I'm saying? Because if the sister can survive 23 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,100 cheese, we can survive anything. 24 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:00,140 Met you outside, boy. You're this needy. 25 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,760 What's your sign? Must be a Scorpio. 26 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,019 How'd you know? 27 00:03:04,020 --> 00:03:06,060 Good dick, though. The toxic is him. 28 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,980 Hey, is the restaurant here an alley? Yes, hurry before they rob your ass. 29 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:12,480 What was it? That, not that. 30 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:13,619 Cheap bitch. 31 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:14,478 Heard you all. 32 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,340 Okay, I'm coming down the alley now. 33 00:03:17,060 --> 00:03:18,880 I'm here. Can you see me? I'm waving. 34 00:03:19,740 --> 00:03:20,740 No. 35 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,080 The person I'm looking at's not waving. 36 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,900 In fact, they're just staring at me. Well, stare at his ass back. 37 00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:30,490 And don't blink. Never blink. You got a stressful life to live. 38 00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:32,850 What? No, they're walking towards me now. 39 00:03:33,510 --> 00:03:35,070 Oh my, oh no, they have a knife. 40 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:36,710 Why don't I leave this ass over here? 41 00:03:37,190 --> 00:03:38,610 I thought it was the worst part. 42 00:03:39,210 --> 00:03:45,550 The worst part is, you know so much about horror movies, and yet you still 43 00:03:45,550 --> 00:03:47,010 into the alley alone. 44 00:03:48,410 --> 00:03:51,990 Yeah, but the worst part is, you're fucking with a New York bitch. 45 00:04:10,510 --> 00:04:11,870 He wants some adventure shit. 46 00:04:24,090 --> 00:04:25,090 Seriously, 47 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:27,530 Len? I didn't recognize your bird cough. 48 00:04:27,810 --> 00:04:28,870 I thought you was a lone warlord. 49 00:04:29,730 --> 00:04:30,790 That's a pigeon, nigga. 50 00:04:31,050 --> 00:04:36,810 It's supposed to be... Not bad. 51 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:38,210 Are you done? 52 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,340 Bitch, I'm Tiana Taylor. My ass got ass. 53 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:52,820 Somebody 54 00:04:52,820 --> 00:04:59,560 help me! 55 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,360 No, no, no, no! 56 00:05:04,940 --> 00:05:05,940 No, 57 00:05:09,580 --> 00:05:11,400 keep your hard -headed ass on. 58 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:19,520 Hey, Tiana, you might have kicked my ass, but you still didn't win that 59 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,780 What'd you say about my Oscar? 60 00:05:22,220 --> 00:05:24,660 Then I stuttered. You lost. 61 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:26,160 You're right. 62 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,300 But I won that Golden Globe, bitch. 63 00:05:29,220 --> 00:05:30,660 Oh my god, really? 64 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:32,860 See, that's why I never watched horror movies. 65 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,100 It's fucking terrible. 66 00:05:34,260 --> 00:05:37,140 Just a bunch of celebrity cameos and fart gags. 67 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:39,820 So, you don't like parodies? 68 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:41,380 I'm more into Judd Apatow films. 69 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:42,680 You know. 70 00:05:42,780 --> 00:05:43,780 Elevated comedy. 71 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,760 And what is elevated comedy? 72 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:51,040 The kind that doesn't actually make anyone laugh, but makes white people 73 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,040 smart. 74 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,000 Tuesday, don't answer that. 75 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:56,320 It'd be ghosting. 76 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,360 Oh, come on, Elle. 77 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,500 Stuff like that only happens in the movie. 78 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:04,440 Oh, hey. 79 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:06,960 I wasn't expecting you to answer the door. 80 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:08,280 What the fuck? 81 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:10,020 Now, here's my knife. 82 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:11,640 Here it is. 83 00:06:12,590 --> 00:06:14,430 Hello, Tuesday. 84 00:06:44,930 --> 00:06:46,410 Just Ritalin for my ADHD. 85 00:06:47,170 --> 00:06:48,390 Adderall for PTSD. 86 00:06:48,770 --> 00:06:50,350 A couple Xanax for my anxiety. 87 00:06:50,830 --> 00:06:51,910 And your voter pills. 88 00:06:52,790 --> 00:06:54,410 So good luck getting it up now. 89 00:06:56,830 --> 00:06:58,910 Jesus, Sarah, how many did you take? 90 00:06:59,230 --> 00:07:01,030 I don't know. How many come in a bottle? 91 00:07:02,910 --> 00:07:03,910 Hey, Jeff. 92 00:07:04,110 --> 00:07:08,410 Sarah, Tuesday's in the hospital. She was stabbed by a killer. You know, 93 00:07:08,490 --> 00:07:10,870 Ghostface. Wait, from Wu -Tang? 94 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:15,420 Why would Ghostface Killah, aka Pretty Tony, aka Starkey love him and stab my 95 00:07:15,420 --> 00:07:19,540 sister? God, Sarah, it wasn't Ghostface Killah. It was somebody in a Ghostface 96 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:22,800 mask. Ah, okay, that makes more sense. 97 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,020 I hate the wand! 98 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,040 Ah, Jesus, Jack! 99 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:37,180 What? I was thinking about wearing this for Halloween. 100 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:45,620 I can't make up for the past. 101 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:47,160 Well, hey, hey, hey. 102 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:48,960 I'm going with you. 103 00:07:49,420 --> 00:07:52,400 Not because I'm the obvious killer trying to lure you back here from town. 104 00:07:52,660 --> 00:07:54,060 I'm just a supportive boyfriend. 105 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:55,600 Yeah. That's all. 106 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,900 Okay, let's go. Get in the car. 107 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,900 Listen, we just have to make one stop on the way. 108 00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:03,860 I survived. 109 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,740 All thanks to my lucky penny. 110 00:08:43,579 --> 00:08:45,920 I'm a cool mom. Everybody wish they had. 111 00:08:46,140 --> 00:08:46,859 I'm lit. 112 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:50,220 Don't forget, I got practice later, so I'll be home late. You only made the 113 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:53,160 because you're black, and those racist fucks assumed you could play. 114 00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:56,840 It's 2026. I don't think race is an issue. 115 00:08:57,140 --> 00:08:58,300 Do you read black Twitter? 116 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:02,760 No. Oh, Ray, are you still dating that hoe? 117 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:07,860 Okay, stop hoe -shaming her. Just because Daryl and them ran a train on 118 00:09:07,860 --> 00:09:08,880 doesn't make her a hoe. 119 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,140 She's not a hoe. 120 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:11,660 She's sex positive. 121 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:13,840 Well, I'm positive she's a hoe. 122 00:09:14,860 --> 00:09:15,860 Hey, girl! 123 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:16,879 Look at you! 124 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,240 Early for Halloween, huh? 125 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:20,100 What you do this year? Bloody schoolgirl! 126 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:21,319 Happy hoe! 127 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:22,320 Hi, Miss Me. 128 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:24,340 Love the hair. 129 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,660 I mean, I'll take your Spencer. 130 00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:30,160 Well, thank you very much. I gotta invite you over and make you a little 131 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:35,140 pie. Ooh, you know what? I gotta get to African American history class. We're 132 00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:36,140 learning about slavery. 133 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:39,320 Come to find out. It was a choice. You see that right there? 134 00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:44,030 That's right. They've been teaching us wrong all this time. 135 00:09:44,390 --> 00:09:45,390 Mm -hmm. Stay black. 136 00:09:46,370 --> 00:09:47,209 Bye, Mom. 137 00:09:47,210 --> 00:09:52,530 All right. Bye, baby. Bye, baby. Bye. Son, I put some condoms in your bag. You 138 00:09:52,530 --> 00:09:54,530 know how they try to trap y 'all. Come on. 139 00:09:56,990 --> 00:09:57,990 Okay, seriously? 140 00:09:58,430 --> 00:10:01,810 Sheriff Greg, you don't have to walk me to class. I'm fine. Jess, there's a 141 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,250 serial killer on the loose. 142 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:06,150 I'm not going to let anything happen to my baby girl. 143 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,950 Boy, okay? I'm a baby boy. I'm sorry. 144 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,660 I'm having a hard time with this transition. 145 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:12,940 Okay, it's really simple. 146 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,880 Treat me like one of the guys. 147 00:10:15,140 --> 00:10:16,140 Okay? 148 00:10:16,420 --> 00:10:18,440 I can do that? Yeah. 149 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:20,219 Slap fight. 150 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,240 Oh, you call that a slap? 151 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:26,380 Who the hell did you do that for? 152 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:28,180 I'm such a bitch. 153 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:30,460 Bitch. 154 00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:01,150 Shit. 155 00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:03,930 Hey, please. This is clearly a woman who's run out of condition. 156 00:11:04,190 --> 00:11:07,310 Oh, be careful where you walk. The whole place is a booby trap. 157 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,910 You never know when that psycho's gonna come back. 158 00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:11,310 Come in. 159 00:11:12,190 --> 00:11:13,190 Okay. 160 00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:23,730 I hate 161 00:11:23,730 --> 00:11:24,810 this job. 162 00:11:27,630 --> 00:11:28,630 Mr. Campbell. 163 00:11:30,350 --> 00:11:31,610 I'm Jack, Sarah's boyfriend. 164 00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:34,190 I've heard so much about you. 165 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:35,610 None of it good. 166 00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:41,630 I have heard nothing about you, Jack. I assume you're a piece of shit. But how 167 00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:45,970 would I know when I haven't heard from my daughter in, what, six months? 168 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:51,350 Six years, Mother. And whose fault is that? And whose fault is that? I don't 169 00:11:51,350 --> 00:11:52,350 know. Maybe it's yours. 170 00:11:53,510 --> 00:11:54,510 That's fair. 171 00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:57,690 We want to learn from the horror you survived. 172 00:11:58,090 --> 00:11:59,079 Look. 173 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:04,200 Scary Movie 3 and 4 paid me a lot of money for a girl. There is nothing to 174 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:07,480 there. But if you want to talk about the house, buddy, shoot. 175 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:08,700 It's happening again. 176 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:13,000 Some asshole in a mask. We have to stop him. 177 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,040 You're not ready, lovebug. 178 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,240 I had been preparing for this for years. 179 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,240 Sacrificed everything. 180 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,840 You are a terrible mother. 181 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,180 Come on, honey. We had some good times. 182 00:12:25,820 --> 00:12:29,400 Like that... Christmas, I took you to meet Santa at the mall. 183 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,600 Your turn, Sarah. 184 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:42,020 Move. Hi, Santa. 185 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:46,000 Sorry if I don't fit in your lap. 186 00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:47,700 You creep me out. 187 00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:21,650 Santa doesn't exist. 188 00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:24,130 Mother, I need your help. 189 00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:27,530 To heal our emotional wounds and put the past behind us? 190 00:13:27,990 --> 00:13:29,290 Oh, God, no. 191 00:13:29,790 --> 00:13:31,730 No, to kill ghost faith. 192 00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:33,350 Do you have any guns? 193 00:13:34,850 --> 00:13:37,430 I am Cindy fucking Campbell. 194 00:13:37,730 --> 00:13:43,530 I've got millions of guns, but none of them are registered due to my mental 195 00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:44,530 health issues. 196 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:47,550 So if you could just keep that on the low. 197 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,260 Okay, so I spoke to Sarah earlier. 198 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:05,459 Oh, is she coming? 199 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:07,340 You know, I did hear a buzzing sound. 200 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,220 So it's possible. No, I meant to Woodsville. 201 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,940 Dumbass. Oh, I forgot to ask. Hey, Jimbo, go deep. 202 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,200 Oh, sweet. 203 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:20,260 Speaking of going deep. 204 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,180 I don't know if it's a good time. 205 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:25,360 Everyone knows what happens to teenagers who try to make love when there's a 206 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,219 killer on the loose. 207 00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:28,680 Brad's right about one thing, guys. Okay, Ghostface is back. 208 00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:29,940 We need to arm up. 209 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,560 Pepper spray? Check. 210 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,400 Taser. Check. 211 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,040 Butt plug? 212 00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,300 Double check. 213 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:40,760 Goddamn! You just carry that thing around? 214 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,120 It's easy to hide. 215 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:46,400 In your butt? 216 00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:49,340 I'm impressed. 217 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:12,640 I'm tired of you little Gen Z alpha niggas using terms like onk and auntie, 218 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:17,340 gaslighting, blazing and glamping, trying to make my generation sound old. 219 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:18,500 ain't your damn onk, nigga. 220 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:22,560 Shorty, you're a mother's brother, so yeah, technically you are our uncle. 221 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,500 Oh, my bad. 222 00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:27,900 Crazy that they let you teach here. 223 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,140 Teach? Nah, nigga. 224 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:31,640 I attend. 225 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,660 You looking at a proud 25th year senior. 226 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,020 When are you finally going to graduate? 227 00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:40,300 By the time we do a sequel and I gotta follow you little young niggas to 228 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,600 to get my check. Wait, guys, Tuesday's awake. 229 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,760 All right, Tuesday. Who the fuck is Tuesday? 230 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,560 Hey, we gotta go to the hospital. You gonna take the bus home? 231 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:48,900 Nah, the PJ. 232 00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:50,580 Private Jed? 233 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:51,720 Yeah, jealous. 234 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:55,740 Man, you smoke weed all day. Just play video games, live stream. 235 00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:57,540 You literally got money doing nothing. 236 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,740 Exactly. I leave the hard work for the old head. 237 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:02,700 Jesus! 238 00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:04,640 Still the same short. 239 00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:09,730 Check my crypto. Oh shit, I'm up three million dollars. 240 00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:13,350 Damn, now I'm down five million. 241 00:16:13,630 --> 00:16:15,410 This shit crazy, son. 242 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,470 Sister Brenda, it's okay. 243 00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:56,130 You've heard the call of sin. Yes, you did. 244 00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:59,990 But the Lord has called on us to show men such like you the way. 245 00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:01,450 Come on, son. 246 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:02,770 Come with us. 247 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:04,590 Come on us. 248 00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:10,770 God see you coming. So don't cheat that coming. We need you to come like you 249 00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:11,770 never came before. 250 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,990 Come for the Father. Come for the Son. 251 00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:16,390 I'm going to hold your hand and we're going to come together. 252 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:26,879 Let it go, Ray. 253 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:27,920 Let it go. 254 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,160 My bad. 255 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,160 Last time. 256 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:39,460 Let's welcome a new member to our congregation. 257 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,560 I'm not gay no more. 258 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,070 Thank you. 259 00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,210 Who's that Jeffrey Dahmer lookalike? 260 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,190 This is my boyfriend, Jack. 261 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:48,670 Really nice to meet you. 262 00:20:49,590 --> 00:20:51,210 Look like Ted Bundy to me. 263 00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:53,430 But that ain't none of my business. 264 00:20:55,930 --> 00:20:58,010 This little stabbed up bitch here needs a rest. 265 00:20:58,270 --> 00:21:00,030 So y 'all, get the fuck out! 266 00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:01,230 Yes, ma 'am. 267 00:21:02,890 --> 00:21:04,010 Oh, not you, Sarah. 268 00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:05,610 Why? What did I do? 269 00:21:07,090 --> 00:21:08,130 I'm so scared. 270 00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:12,110 Oh, twos. You should be. 271 00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:15,270 You've been stabbed nine times. 272 00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:17,430 And the killer knows where you live. 273 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:21,790 I would invite you to come stay at my place, but I don't really want that kind 274 00:21:21,790 --> 00:21:22,870 of juju in my house. 275 00:21:23,410 --> 00:21:26,230 For all we know, he's standing right outside that door. 276 00:21:32,650 --> 00:21:33,650 Comforting, Sarah. 277 00:21:34,190 --> 00:21:35,570 I thought I was going to die. 278 00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:36,910 I know, me too. 279 00:21:37,610 --> 00:21:39,130 I planned your funeral. 280 00:21:40,110 --> 00:21:42,730 What the hell? And I wrote your... Orbituary. 281 00:21:43,130 --> 00:21:45,650 More like trapping the tea rodent. But you're still here. 282 00:21:46,090 --> 00:21:48,330 And I will never let anyone hurt you. 283 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:36,420 this shit, baby. That's my show. Frogs and that Idris Alba make this Gucci 284 00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:37,420 pop, pop, pop. 285 00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:41,480 Dear Lord, please accept this white bitch. 286 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,040 You're welcome. 287 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,540 It really looks like you got hit with something hard. 288 00:24:47,780 --> 00:24:50,200 Like metal. I told you, I fell. 289 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:52,380 Now where exactly are we going? 290 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:53,880 Talk to an expert. 291 00:25:20,909 --> 00:25:26,150 I'm Sarah Campbell. 292 00:25:26,450 --> 00:25:28,550 I was attacked last night. I think you should leave. 293 00:25:28,810 --> 00:25:29,990 I don't want to get stabbed. 294 00:25:30,230 --> 00:25:31,470 And I don't want COVID, okay? 295 00:25:31,870 --> 00:25:35,030 Please, come on. Just two minutes. That's all I'm asking. No, no. 296 00:25:35,510 --> 00:25:36,690 I'll give you eight minutes. 297 00:25:38,010 --> 00:25:39,010 And another thing. 298 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:41,960 Oh, I can taste the coke. 299 00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:47,500 Now you guys are good. 300 00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:51,600 When did the work week become the woke week? We've got Black Friday. What's 301 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,600 next? Mulatto Monday? 302 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,300 I mean, Yellow Thursday? 303 00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:57,100 Come on. 304 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,940 Let me get this out of the way. 305 00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:02,340 All right. 306 00:26:03,420 --> 00:26:05,200 Oh, the test is done. 307 00:26:06,540 --> 00:26:07,740 Yep, you're good. 308 00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:11,940 You're Cindy's daughter, right? Yeah. 309 00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:13,820 Yeah. I don't know him. 310 00:26:14,060 --> 00:26:15,060 Oh, this is Jack. 311 00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:16,140 My love interest. 312 00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:17,980 No, no, no, no. 313 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:23,400 Rule number one of surviving a horror movie is never trust the love interest. 314 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,720 Look at him. 315 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:31,120 He's got that weird lazy eye poking one way and he's drooling like a psychopath. 316 00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:33,040 He's got that stump leg. 317 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:38,760 Makes the wall walk weird and creepy. I don't have a stump leg. I'm done. 318 00:26:40,219 --> 00:26:41,520 Oh, I'm looking at me. 319 00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:44,260 Cheers to oxygen, Doofy. 320 00:26:45,260 --> 00:26:46,260 Retired. 321 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,640 Listen, Doofy, we could really use your help. 322 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,680 Yeah, I can't go back to that life. 323 00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:55,940 Plus, we're in the middle of a global pandemic. Okay, I hate to break it to 324 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,180 but COVID has been over for like years. 325 00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:00,260 Really? 326 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,720 Yeah. 327 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,440 Damn it! 328 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,320 What am I going to do with all this damn meat? 329 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,250 I don't want you to see the tiny. 330 00:27:13,550 --> 00:27:14,570 It don't come back. 331 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,840 Okay, just because he showered doesn't mean that... Yeah, I didn't shower. I 332 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,740 just take water from my mouth. 333 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:47,040 You want some? No, that's okay. 334 00:27:47,420 --> 00:27:52,460 Come on, do you see? Yeah, do it. Sarah, is your DMOS mom coming? Or can we 335 00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:53,460 start talking about this plot? 336 00:27:54,060 --> 00:27:57,700 Uh... Hi. 337 00:27:58,920 --> 00:27:59,920 You came. 338 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:06,100 Not in like 15 years, honey. But I did buy this new rose, so fingers crossed. 339 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,880 from the weed, smoke, your love of the McRib and racist cops? 340 00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:40,880 I didn't think you had a chance. 341 00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:42,300 Yeah, that's the two of them coming. 342 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,500 Hi, Sam. 343 00:28:44,740 --> 00:28:46,180 Stop smiling at me! 344 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,280 Shit! World star! 345 00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:53,320 World star! World star! Hey! 346 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:57,760 He's intellectually disabled. That's just how he looks, you drunk honky. Hey, 347 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:01,260 hey, hey. Don't call that white bitch a honky. Come on, have some respect. 348 00:29:06,510 --> 00:29:07,510 It must be some... 349 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,700 prepared to kill ghosts, I should have returned. 350 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:57,680 What about you? 351 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,160 Well, I've been mostly just getting high school kids drunk in a desperate 352 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,580 attempt to stay young and keep my kids at home. I always knew you'd be a great 353 00:30:04,580 --> 00:30:05,860 mom. Oh, Cindy. 354 00:30:06,420 --> 00:30:07,420 Should we hug? 355 00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:11,320 Oh, I really want to, but I'm a Republican now, so I'm supposed to be 356 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,440 Oh, girl, I think all white people are racist anyway. Come here. 357 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:15,840 Okay. Oh. 358 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,600 Do you want me to show you? 359 00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:19,700 Oh, yeah. 360 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:25,060 You know, Ma, this place could be so cool if you had, like, a beer pong table 361 00:30:25,060 --> 00:30:26,660 over there, maybe, like, a snack wall. 362 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,940 What you know about cool? When I was your age, I was popping bottles with 363 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,420 Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, all the Shons. 364 00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:37,680 That ain't as well. Your mama was the freak in the freak -offs. 365 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,540 You want to see something cool? 366 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,160 I'm going to show you something cool. 367 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,880 Ted Bundy eyes, looking like a school shooter. I think you the killer. Oh, me? 368 00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:45,280 Okay, what about Deputy Doofy over there? 369 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:46,540 I don't have a motive. 370 00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:47,780 You know, what's my motive? 371 00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:49,800 You were the killer in the first movie. 372 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:55,080 Shouldn't you be locked up? No, I got pardoned. Mostly because of the storming 373 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,360 the Capitol, you know. Oh. I got proof. 374 00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:58,839 It's me. 375 00:31:58,840 --> 00:31:59,840 Oh. I'm trained. 376 00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:01,220 That's a cool hit. 377 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,340 What about Jeff? 378 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,080 What about me? 379 00:32:05,150 --> 00:32:08,670 If anybody here has issues that could lead to murder... Okay, okay. 380 00:32:09,530 --> 00:32:11,210 Transgaming is not cool, okay? 381 00:32:11,470 --> 00:32:16,150 Then he's just a dude. Yeah. Minus the for body strength and the dick part. 382 00:32:16,390 --> 00:32:18,310 Hey, you don't know what I got down here, okay? 383 00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:19,529 I do. 384 00:32:19,530 --> 00:32:24,950 Hey, hey. Listen, what we know so far is everyone who's been attacked is related 385 00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:26,410 to the original characters. 386 00:32:26,730 --> 00:32:27,810 He wants to kill the kids. 387 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:35,840 A what now? Yep, it's like a reboot and a sequel mixed with legacy characters 388 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:40,500 with new characters in an attempt to feed into bullshit nostalgia and bring 389 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:43,360 fans to the theater. Just like last year's I Know What You Did Last Summer. 390 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,599 That's a movie? 391 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,800 What did I do last summer? I think you're talking about the summer I turned 392 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:50,840 pretty. Yeah. Ray! 393 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,380 When did you get here? 394 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,320 I walked in here. I was just hanging out by the minimum. 395 00:32:58,890 --> 00:33:01,910 And our killer is writing his own version of horror movie. 396 00:33:02,150 --> 00:33:06,650 Okay, so according to the rebooty call rules, who's the killer? 397 00:33:07,590 --> 00:33:09,570 I think it's pretty obvious. 398 00:33:12,770 --> 00:33:13,770 Who? 399 00:33:14,310 --> 00:33:15,310 You, bitch. 400 00:33:15,430 --> 00:33:18,030 Me? Guys, I am not the killer. 401 00:33:18,370 --> 00:33:23,290 Ghostface attacked Tuesday to lure me back here. I think he attacked Tuesday 402 00:33:23,290 --> 00:33:24,310 get you back here. 403 00:33:24,550 --> 00:33:26,670 So he could get me back here. 404 00:33:27,210 --> 00:33:30,230 He wants to kill the OGs. That was a flex. 405 00:33:30,730 --> 00:33:31,730 Yeah, that sounds better. 406 00:33:31,870 --> 00:33:33,190 Fuck this! 407 00:33:33,530 --> 00:33:35,450 And fuck you, mother! 408 00:33:36,090 --> 00:33:37,750 To your mother? 409 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,480 Ancient Underwood? 410 00:34:11,860 --> 00:34:13,199 I'll give you one hint. 411 00:34:13,940 --> 00:34:15,639 What's your favorite scary movie? 412 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,100 Well, I'm going to go with Saltburn. 413 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,920 I mean, the member on that English guy was terrifying. 414 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:25,500 And Ken Jeong's junk in The Hangover was a much better depiction of the male 415 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:28,060 anatomy. Now, what do you want, fuckface? 416 00:34:28,380 --> 00:34:32,239 Well, I'm just calling to tell you that by the time you get home, I'll have 417 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:33,420 gutted your baby girl. 418 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,500 Hey, asshole. 419 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:36,960 She's a boy. 420 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,360 for this? 421 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,440 Let me help you. 422 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,340 I got your baby dick. 423 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,500 Winky, winky, winky, winky. 424 00:35:22,060 --> 00:35:23,820 Alright, here we go. 425 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:25,780 What do you want, fuckface? 426 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,300 Like father, like son. 427 00:35:30,540 --> 00:35:32,500 I can't get home alone. 428 00:35:33,390 --> 00:35:38,490 Dad's out, but the pool guy, the gardener, and the plumber are all here, 429 00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,770 asshole. Look out your window. 430 00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:48,730 No, but they're the backbone of the American workforce. 431 00:35:49,890 --> 00:35:51,470 I'm not too white to do those jobs. 432 00:35:51,970 --> 00:35:53,090 But cut to the chase. 433 00:35:53,530 --> 00:35:55,310 I'll ask you one question. 434 00:35:55,650 --> 00:35:58,270 If you answer correctly, you live. 435 00:35:58,710 --> 00:36:02,290 Who was the killer in Horror Movie? 436 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:07,720 Oh, that's easy. It was Bobby and then K -Ray, the guy who was totally into 437 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:10,900 dudes, even though he claimed he wasn't. Classic 2000s homophobia. 438 00:36:11,180 --> 00:36:17,140 But I got you, bitch. Wrong. You forgot Special Officer Doofy. Now you die. 439 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:26,880 Oh, fuck that! 440 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,080 You should probably answer that. 441 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,250 I can... I can literally see you trying to steal my package. 442 00:36:35,370 --> 00:36:36,570 Ow, shit! 443 00:36:36,870 --> 00:36:38,930 That was easy. 444 00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:44,070 Uh, someone over stakes. 445 00:36:44,350 --> 00:36:45,350 Let's go, Puff. 446 00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:49,490 Wait, in fact... Careful! 447 00:36:49,790 --> 00:36:55,870 You wouldn't want to let any killer... You are about to identify as dead! 448 00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:03,700 A girl. 449 00:37:10,380 --> 00:37:11,540 Come on, girl! 450 00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:15,780 It's that ghost face show for you! Try the Ghost Face Camera Collection Bundle. 451 00:37:15,820 --> 00:37:19,880 This is Kiki West for OnlyFans Rapid News. Rapid News? You mean Thapit News! 452 00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:21,300 You don't even have a cameraman! 453 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:22,760 My equipment! 454 00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:25,380 Excuse me. 455 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,740 Oh my, you're... Yes, yes. 456 00:37:30,110 --> 00:37:34,150 three -time Emmy nominee for Outstanding Achievement in Sensational Reporting. 457 00:37:34,370 --> 00:37:39,730 I was gonna say the lady from Friends, but shorter, with less Botox. Is that 458 00:37:39,730 --> 00:37:40,729 what you were gonna say? 459 00:37:40,730 --> 00:37:44,630 Yeah. You seriously don't know who I am? Baby girl, I am... Gale Flowers! 460 00:37:45,550 --> 00:37:46,930 Gale Storm. 461 00:37:47,130 --> 00:37:48,890 Gale... Get the hell out of my way! 462 00:37:53,990 --> 00:37:54,990 Doofus? 463 00:37:58,730 --> 00:37:59,750 You haven't aged a day. 464 00:38:00,270 --> 00:38:02,050 You've aged like a million days. Yeah, 465 00:38:02,930 --> 00:38:03,990 your fingers felt like genitals. 466 00:38:04,230 --> 00:38:06,250 What are you doing in that ridiculous uniform? 467 00:38:06,710 --> 00:38:08,430 Oh, I'm back on the case. 468 00:38:08,690 --> 00:38:10,030 Yeah, I'll get it back to Ghostface. 469 00:38:10,550 --> 00:38:17,410 Well, um, tell me, Special Needs Officer Doofy, um, are there any suspects 470 00:38:17,410 --> 00:38:20,510 in this tragic and completely predictable incident? 471 00:38:20,770 --> 00:38:22,070 I could not let you say. 472 00:38:22,350 --> 00:38:23,930 No, no, no, no. 473 00:38:24,230 --> 00:38:25,950 Yes, you can. I did not. Yeah. 474 00:38:26,650 --> 00:38:27,650 So mean. 475 00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:35,340 Hey, remember when you used to give blowjobs for sensitive information? 476 00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:39,380 I don't give blowjobs anymore, okay? Not since Me Too. 477 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:40,680 Okay, sorry. 478 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:45,040 I give handjobs now, but the story better be good. Okay, I'll do a handjob. 479 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,240 Let's do it. Let's do it. 480 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:18,570 Maybe weed shouldn't be legal. 481 00:39:21,670 --> 00:39:22,970 Fuck yeah, shit. 482 00:39:27,630 --> 00:39:28,630 Hello, 483 00:39:34,730 --> 00:39:39,090 shorty. You didn't know that smoking is bad for you? 484 00:39:39,810 --> 00:39:46,090 Actually, weed ain't bad for you. You got vitamin T, C, and H, C, B, and D. 485 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,240 What's the matter, Shorty? 486 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:51,020 You look a little antsy. 487 00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:56,540 Maybe because there's a masked serial killer sipping tea in my den. 488 00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:58,220 Shorty, you're my nigga. 489 00:39:58,420 --> 00:39:59,620 I mean, friend. 490 00:40:00,780 --> 00:40:01,780 All right. 491 00:40:05,580 --> 00:40:07,380 Do you want to quit smoking? 492 00:40:07,660 --> 00:40:12,940 Well, to be honest, I tried to quit. But my mother said I ain't raising no 493 00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:13,940 quitters. 494 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,400 So I quit quitting. 495 00:40:15,740 --> 00:40:16,820 We can try hypnosis. 496 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:21,800 Bro, I don't care how many poppy watches you try and wave in front of my face. 497 00:40:21,940 --> 00:40:23,180 It ain't gonna work, son. 498 00:40:23,380 --> 00:40:25,240 You can't magnetize me. 499 00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:26,580 Sleep. 500 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:30,840 Shorty. 501 00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:34,100 What's up? 502 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,740 Tell me about your mother. 503 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,299 Damn, nigga. 504 00:40:39,300 --> 00:40:43,200 Let's start with something light. Like, do you lick ass? Yes or no? 505 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:44,520 The answer's yes. 506 00:40:45,930 --> 00:40:48,230 So what happened to her, Shorty? 507 00:40:50,610 --> 00:40:51,830 She was coming home. 508 00:40:53,130 --> 00:40:55,290 Her car was parked on the side of the road. 509 00:40:56,110 --> 00:40:57,250 Someone was in it. 510 00:40:58,190 --> 00:41:00,010 And something bad was happening. 511 00:41:04,390 --> 00:41:05,830 Why didn't you call anyone? 512 00:41:06,270 --> 00:41:07,270 I couldn't. 513 00:41:07,330 --> 00:41:08,650 I had warrants. 514 00:41:16,910 --> 00:41:17,910 You were 11. 515 00:41:18,370 --> 00:41:19,890 I started young, nigga. 516 00:41:21,510 --> 00:41:23,890 Oh, what do you see? 517 00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:31,810 I see a big explosion of water. 518 00:41:33,690 --> 00:41:35,430 It was like a silver light, though. 519 00:41:39,850 --> 00:41:41,570 Police said it was a murder -suicide. 520 00:41:43,090 --> 00:41:44,370 She killed that man. 521 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:48,100 When they opened the car door, everybody just slid out. 522 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,940 Like the green nigga in Shape of Water. 523 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,540 I just didn't want it to be real. 524 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,320 What don't you want to be real? 525 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,500 That my mother was a squirter. 526 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:07,620 Okay. She was a squirter. All the floors in her bedroom was warped. I can't 527 00:42:07,620 --> 00:42:09,400 move. You're paralyzed. 528 00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:12,540 Now, sink. 529 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:13,840 Into the chair. 530 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,280 No, wait. Think. 531 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:52,400 This has been Elon Musk. 532 00:44:24,590 --> 00:44:28,050 probably right. She's tough, but let's see her get stabbed in the cut. 533 00:44:28,290 --> 00:44:29,490 I'm gonna die. 534 00:44:29,970 --> 00:44:31,530 Bobby, you're already dead. 535 00:44:32,070 --> 00:44:36,030 This hallucination is a manifestation of my own guilt for being an awful mom. 536 00:44:36,270 --> 00:44:38,370 Or it could be the shrooms I just popped. 537 00:44:40,030 --> 00:44:41,410 You're gonna die. 538 00:44:41,990 --> 00:44:44,370 Bitch, you ain't killing me. 539 00:44:50,550 --> 00:44:51,630 You're gonna die. 540 00:45:01,580 --> 00:45:02,700 Everyone smiles in here. 541 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:03,939 What? 542 00:45:03,940 --> 00:45:08,180 Oh, um, could you point me in the direction of the ICU? 543 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,080 Is it that way or that way? 544 00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:11,880 Uh, visiting hours are over. 545 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,120 Oh, yes, of course. 546 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,820 Is that shellac? See, people think it's shellac, but it's actually chocolate. 547 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,420 Boy, your hair look like fondue. 548 00:46:42,730 --> 00:46:43,730 to you all next week. 549 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,180 saying like that? Then why are you wearing gloves? 550 00:47:16,180 --> 00:47:21,540 Would you believe I am thinking about dressing up as OJ Simpson for Halloween? 551 00:47:21,820 --> 00:47:22,820 But those fit. 552 00:47:23,660 --> 00:47:24,618 Look out! 553 00:47:24,620 --> 00:47:27,040 Whoa! Y 'all cool, bro? You almost can't see! 554 00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,380 I mean, no! 555 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:33,500 Oh, yes! 556 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,520 Yes! Oh! 557 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000 Oh! 558 00:47:45,740 --> 00:47:46,920 Got you like a pig! 559 00:47:53,260 --> 00:47:59,800 That is so 560 00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:00,800 true! 561 00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:23,000 crying over here. 562 00:49:13,990 --> 00:49:17,230 Excuse me, I'm a rascal. Step aside. 563 00:49:17,450 --> 00:49:18,630 This will be a picnic. 564 00:49:18,970 --> 00:49:25,910 You piece of... Oh, you son of a bitch. 565 00:49:34,860 --> 00:49:35,698 I'll take your money. 566 00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:36,700 I'll take your money. 567 00:49:36,860 --> 00:49:40,080 I don't have the pain. The agony. 568 00:49:40,700 --> 00:49:45,760 Sarah, if I don't make it. Seriously, Tish. Stop trying to win an Oscar. It's 569 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,260 horror movie. It'll never happen. 570 00:49:47,900 --> 00:49:48,980 Ask Demi Moore. 571 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,200 No. No. 572 00:49:51,420 --> 00:49:52,880 No. No. 573 00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:58,520 What the fuck? 574 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,400 I can see it on myself. 575 00:50:07,350 --> 00:50:10,930 Smell my finger. 576 00:50:35,690 --> 00:50:36,790 Fuck your ass. 577 00:50:40,250 --> 00:50:41,370 That's my ass. 578 00:50:42,190 --> 00:50:43,410 Any last words? 579 00:50:44,010 --> 00:50:45,510 I don't. 580 00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:09,380 another Halloween -a -thog, and that's another day of me getting paid mad money 581 00:51:09,380 --> 00:51:13,560 for doing absolutely nothing. Why, you stupid motherfuckers watch out! 582 00:51:14,180 --> 00:51:15,460 I didn't call me dumb! 583 00:51:15,820 --> 00:51:21,840 I want to give a smooth shout -out to my sponsor, Angry Orchard Hard Silence. 584 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,440 They got mad... 585 00:51:35,470 --> 00:51:38,790 a legend in the streaming game. Give it up for Kyle Simmons! 586 00:51:48,870 --> 00:51:51,010 Let's get serious. What brings you to the chat? 587 00:51:52,270 --> 00:51:53,410 I was going to be in a movie. 588 00:51:53,810 --> 00:51:55,470 I've been calling you. You ghosted me. 589 00:51:56,550 --> 00:52:01,490 Bro, I thought that was one of my crazy ass baby mamas. That's my bad. Speaking 590 00:52:01,490 --> 00:52:04,790 of ghosting, somebody wants to talk to you. 591 00:52:06,030 --> 00:52:07,030 Hello? 592 00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:48,790 Go smack them. 593 00:54:04,260 --> 00:54:05,260 2001. 594 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:10,880 is there anything you're not telling me that your wife hates you you believe the 595 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:16,120 earth is flat and you voted for trump three times what's the vote for the 596 00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:21,120 huh i believe shorthand is the notorious ghostface 597 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,660 And you know that because you're psychic? 598 00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:42,040 No. I don't know. 599 00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:43,760 That guy's black. 600 00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:46,240 Kind of. Not that black. 601 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:48,180 Like gravy brown. 602 00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:53,180 Hit him with your strong hand. 603 00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,040 Arrest him anyway. 604 00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:57,620 Well, I did something, right? 605 00:54:58,580 --> 00:54:59,940 Turn up your body gas. 606 00:55:00,860 --> 00:55:03,160 This hail soon. Welcome back. 607 00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:07,500 I'm begging you. You gotta help me look younger. These little bitches are 608 00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:11,040 killing me out there. They're wearing nothing but a sausage casing and a ring 609 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:17,500 light. Trust me with this withered, decrepit, age -ravaged body, and I will 610 00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:18,399 you whole. 611 00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,680 Well, you know, there's white lady special coming right up. 612 00:55:20,940 --> 00:55:24,580 Thanks. I'm gonna play a quick video on the ins and outs of the procedure, and 613 00:55:24,580 --> 00:55:25,580 then we'll get started. 614 00:55:28,540 --> 00:55:31,960 Do you wish you weren't so bold and saggy? 615 00:55:33,130 --> 00:55:34,330 You wish you were younger. 616 00:55:35,170 --> 00:55:36,170 Thanks, dear. 617 00:55:36,450 --> 00:55:37,450 Fuckable again. 618 00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:43,390 One single injection unlocks your DNA, creating a new, better you. 619 00:55:44,690 --> 00:55:47,090 This is the stuff. 620 00:55:48,430 --> 00:55:52,690 Doc, this isn't that Gwyneth Paltrow crap that makes you smell like a vag, is 621 00:55:52,690 --> 00:55:53,690 it? 622 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:40,400 You were thinking it. 623 00:57:42,140 --> 00:57:44,480 White tip to my ass. 624 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,280 I feel very fucking new. 625 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,900 I feel very fucking new. 626 00:57:52,340 --> 00:57:53,980 Hey, Sarah. 627 00:57:55,660 --> 00:58:02,320 Tuesday, I tried to visit you. I am sorry for everything, especially 628 00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:03,320 your name. 629 00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:06,080 It was Taco Tuesday. I was super drunk. 630 00:58:06,300 --> 00:58:08,980 But I promise you, I will kill this motherfucker. 631 00:58:09,340 --> 00:58:14,400 It's fine, really. We're cool. I'm going to take you to the car. 632 00:58:14,620 --> 00:58:19,140 I'm taking twos away from all of this. 633 00:58:20,300 --> 00:58:25,680 I tried to run two, but it follows. 634 00:58:26,860 --> 00:58:30,640 Now you're probably expecting a flashback to that movie, but it's too 635 00:58:31,140 --> 00:58:32,840 Yeah, and you're probably weird. You have sex. 636 00:59:08,660 --> 00:59:09,660 Candyman. 637 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,820 Candyman. Are you sure about this? Yeah. 638 00:59:14,180 --> 00:59:15,400 Keep saying it. 639 00:59:16,740 --> 00:59:17,740 Candyman. 640 00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,400 that candy, man? 641 00:59:41,020 --> 00:59:46,280 I got weed gummies, K -nuts, fruit chocs. 642 00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:51,540 And what takes you so long to show up? Come on, Clarence. I called you five 643 00:59:51,540 --> 00:59:55,780 times, nigga. Show up in three. You ain't even call me on the phone. 644 00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:59,340 Lucky I was walking by and heard y 'all through the hole in this wall. 645 00:59:59,660 --> 01:00:04,320 Fix that shit. You shut your ass up. You need to go to a proctologist and get 646 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:08,340 your skin looked at. Having acne over the age of 40 is wild work. 647 01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:11,820 I look better than this, nigga. Maybe on this side. Hey, ain't no time for 648 01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:14,660 beating. We about to be high as fuck. We gonna party, son. 649 01:00:16,940 --> 01:00:17,940 Happy Halloween, 650 01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:20,339 y 'all. 651 01:00:20,340 --> 01:00:21,620 Watch out for Ghostface. 652 01:00:21,900 --> 01:00:22,779 That's right. 653 01:00:22,780 --> 01:00:23,780 Hey, 654 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,980 I love it. Come in there. 655 01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:28,500 You look so good. 656 01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:29,920 You seen your sister? 657 01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:32,880 Ray, 658 01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:34,320 you seen Gay? 659 01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:37,120 I can't find her since she went to that protest. 660 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:38,600 No. 661 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,540 Jake Gyllenhaal from Brokeback Mountain. 662 01:00:49,220 --> 01:00:52,240 I wish I knew how to quit you, but I can't. 663 01:00:53,620 --> 01:00:55,100 You love that movie. 664 01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:56,759 Hey, Brenda. 665 01:00:56,760 --> 01:01:01,680 Huh? Have you seen my big old bag of candy? It had chocolates, gummies, 666 01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:06,340 lollipops. It's going missing. No, no, no. It's not missing. I passed it out to 667 01:01:06,340 --> 01:01:07,340 the sugar treaters. 668 01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:09,840 Brenda, that's my stash. 669 01:02:23,580 --> 01:02:24,220 Hey, do 670 01:02:24,220 --> 01:02:31,780 you 671 01:02:31,780 --> 01:02:40,840 know 672 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,220 how many baby seals die from microplastics? 673 01:02:58,340 --> 01:03:01,840 My god, he stabbed her. Not her. 674 01:03:02,060 --> 01:03:03,760 My pronouns are they them. 675 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,300 He stabbed them. 676 01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:08,540 I'm over 40. How am I supposed to keep up with all of this? 677 01:03:08,820 --> 01:03:09,820 She's not wrong. 678 01:03:10,100 --> 01:03:14,900 It's Karens like you that keep the patriarchy going with their knees on our 679 01:03:14,900 --> 01:03:17,640 necks. Now you're playing the race card? 680 01:03:17,940 --> 01:03:20,540 I have enough of her shit. Bad shit, bitch. 681 01:03:29,740 --> 01:03:30,800 Good, nor the info. 682 01:03:31,300 --> 01:03:33,840 They don't realize we're here to help them. 683 01:03:34,140 --> 01:03:38,500 Toxic masculinity and man -sweating doesn't help anybody. 684 01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:40,520 How is my masculinity toxic? 685 01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:42,440 I love women and sports. 686 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,120 Just not together. 687 01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:45,400 Come here, bitch. 688 01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:50,540 I could be next. Hey, Freddy, come here. I could be next. 689 01:04:03,950 --> 01:04:05,250 Uncle Shorty? What's up, nephew? 690 01:04:05,890 --> 01:04:07,010 Can I ask you something? 691 01:04:08,070 --> 01:04:09,070 Yeah, sure. 692 01:04:10,390 --> 01:04:13,990 It's about, you know, how to go down on a girl. 693 01:04:14,850 --> 01:04:16,050 You talking about eating pussy? 694 01:04:16,910 --> 01:04:19,070 Yes. I'm so cringed, but yeah. 695 01:04:19,370 --> 01:04:22,910 So maybe if you stop talking like a 14 -year -old white girl, you can learn 696 01:04:22,910 --> 01:04:25,130 something. All right, so listen up. 697 01:04:25,350 --> 01:04:29,450 First thing you gotta do, you gotta spread the legs, you gotta open it up. 698 01:04:29,450 --> 01:04:30,450 one of those things. 699 01:04:30,690 --> 01:04:31,890 Sometimes you can use two. 700 01:04:32,460 --> 01:04:33,740 Two fingers like that there. 701 01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:38,920 Now once you get it all in there, now you gotta use your tongue. 702 01:04:39,220 --> 01:04:40,460 You can't be afraid of it. 703 01:04:43,660 --> 01:04:45,220 Lean into it. 704 01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:47,220 No, no, no. You're doing it too fast. 705 01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:48,720 Listen. 706 01:04:49,940 --> 01:04:51,680 You gotta be gentle. You gotta talk to it. 707 01:04:53,940 --> 01:04:54,940 Boom. 708 01:04:56,940 --> 01:04:58,320 It's like rolling in the blood. 709 01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:00,040 All you gotta do, nephew. 710 01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:04,920 Suit that shit. 711 01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:11,580 Got it? Mm -hmm. And, uh, if you want to learn to lick ass, that's your mama. 712 01:05:12,620 --> 01:05:16,240 Oh, you feel so good. 713 01:05:17,220 --> 01:05:19,440 Oh, oh, oh, yeah. 714 01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:22,540 Elle, I want to try something. 715 01:05:22,860 --> 01:05:25,140 I thought you said you'd never let me pick you. 716 01:05:25,340 --> 01:05:26,340 What? No. 717 01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:27,920 Relax. 718 01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:29,600 I just want to taste you. 719 01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:32,960 Okay. 720 01:05:35,810 --> 01:05:38,470 Dinnertime. Oh yeah. Come here, baby. 721 01:05:40,890 --> 01:05:41,890 Careful, 722 01:05:42,650 --> 01:05:43,870 Mikey's a gangster. 723 01:05:44,270 --> 01:05:46,950 Oh, it is gangster. 724 01:05:47,390 --> 01:05:50,810 Okay. Taught you so hard you want some more. Yeah. 725 01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:58,650 You feel so much better when you're feral than them. 726 01:05:58,910 --> 01:06:02,230 Get back in there. Yeah, lick it. 727 01:06:04,780 --> 01:06:06,720 I will finish her. 728 01:06:07,860 --> 01:06:10,460 Oh my god! 729 01:06:14,020 --> 01:06:15,520 Just like rolling a blunt. 730 01:06:16,780 --> 01:06:18,320 Now all I gotta do is hit it. 731 01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:22,820 Oh! Ow! 732 01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:28,220 What the fuck? Hey there. 733 01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:30,260 We heard tell of a Halloween party. 734 01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:34,360 You did now, didn't you? We're here to drink and play bad music. 735 01:06:34,700 --> 01:06:35,780 Do some half -gay shit. 736 01:06:36,540 --> 01:06:37,680 Why just half -gay? 737 01:06:38,220 --> 01:06:39,220 Can I help you? 738 01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:41,040 If you'd just invite us in. 739 01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:42,860 Why do you need an invitation? 740 01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:46,480 White folks show up to parties uninvited all the time with them little nasty 741 01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:47,480 -ass casseroles. 742 01:06:47,620 --> 01:06:49,820 Bland as shit. Y 'all better stop using some loudness. 743 01:06:50,260 --> 01:06:53,800 And why she got them dirty -ass feet? Looked like you was walking around porn 744 01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,120 sets all day. Got them trailer pop toes. 745 01:06:56,460 --> 01:06:59,140 I think you're in the wrong place. 746 01:06:59,580 --> 01:07:00,580 Y 'all playing? 747 01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:03,700 No. We believe in music. 748 01:07:04,350 --> 01:07:07,190 Inequality? How about we show y 'all? It's okay, no. 749 01:07:08,490 --> 01:07:14,750 Well, we're moving on up to the east side to a 750 01:07:14,750 --> 01:07:17,690 deluxe apartment in the sky. 751 01:07:18,870 --> 01:07:22,430 We're moving on up. They gentrified the Jefferson. 752 01:07:22,950 --> 01:07:26,510 Wheezy's rolling around in her grave right now. You can't do this to the 753 01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:27,510 national anthem. 754 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:46,920 in one of those frat parties where they drink until they black out and wake up 755 01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:50,160 with their booties hurting, not knowing what someone in a cowboy hat did to 756 01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:51,160 them. Yeah, what? 757 01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:56,480 Okay, well, we will leave you guys alone, but we're going to walk real slow 758 01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:58,440 in case y 'all change your minds. 759 01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:03,700 Change your minds yet? No. Hell no. 760 01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:05,640 How about now? 761 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:06,840 No. No. 762 01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:08,620 Yes? Hell no. 763 01:08:11,980 --> 01:08:13,300 Come on! Life, folks, is getting weird. 764 01:08:15,540 --> 01:08:16,540 Guys, 765 01:08:17,460 --> 01:08:19,300 I think I saw an open window over here. 766 01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:20,520 That window's closed. 767 01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:21,760 Not for long. 768 01:08:45,550 --> 01:08:47,890 that I thought Nailor was the worst plot device in every history. 769 01:08:48,149 --> 01:08:51,890 That's true. Should have been in vain. But we're here now, so let's make the 770 01:08:51,890 --> 01:08:53,810 most of it. And wear the white clothes! 771 01:08:55,290 --> 01:08:56,290 Sarah? 772 01:09:00,710 --> 01:09:03,950 Hello. Get your sister and get out of there right now. 773 01:09:04,250 --> 01:09:06,550 Okay, hon? I am a grown -ass woman. 774 01:09:06,990 --> 01:09:10,810 Mother, I don't have to do anything you're telling me to do. That's the 775 01:09:10,810 --> 01:09:12,630 where your sick father killed those people. 776 01:09:13,050 --> 01:09:14,450 Someone wanted to get him there. 777 01:09:15,310 --> 01:09:18,850 Which means someone wants to get me there. 778 01:09:19,210 --> 01:09:21,250 Oh, my God. This isn't about you. 779 01:09:21,550 --> 01:09:24,890 Why are you doing this? Because you are so fucking far away. 780 01:09:25,649 --> 01:09:28,250 Wait, hold on. Are you tracking my phone? 781 01:09:28,790 --> 01:09:30,490 You're breaking up. Yeah. 782 01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:03,920 I didn't see that movie, okay? 783 01:10:04,180 --> 01:10:05,780 I just found this thing in the shed. 784 01:10:06,060 --> 01:10:07,060 Jeez. 785 01:10:13,020 --> 01:10:14,160 Come on, bro. 786 01:10:14,860 --> 01:10:15,940 That's even worse. 787 01:10:17,100 --> 01:10:19,180 I didn't mean it that way. 788 01:10:19,460 --> 01:10:21,240 Some of my best victims are black. 789 01:10:24,740 --> 01:10:27,860 And another brother falls victim to gun violence. 790 01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:30,520 Turns out race is still an issue. 791 01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:31,880 That's not fair. 792 01:10:32,090 --> 01:10:34,190 You know, black eyes usually die first in horror movies. 793 01:10:38,110 --> 01:10:41,690 Damn! Just give a whole new meaning to Dead by Daylight. 794 01:10:42,610 --> 01:10:43,610 Yeah. 795 01:10:46,890 --> 01:10:48,190 Goofy ass right here. 796 01:10:50,510 --> 01:10:51,510 Hello, 797 01:10:52,410 --> 01:10:53,410 shorty. 798 01:10:54,590 --> 01:10:55,590 Get him, nigga! 799 01:10:57,290 --> 01:10:58,710 Got you, goofy ass! 800 01:10:58,990 --> 01:11:00,210 You were about to be hired. 801 01:11:09,830 --> 01:11:13,930 Oh, why are you running backwards, son? Oh, no, it's not me. 802 01:11:14,250 --> 01:11:16,730 Something's wrong. Man, your remote is upside down. 803 01:11:17,310 --> 01:11:20,170 Game on, bitches. 804 01:11:38,670 --> 01:11:40,830 Outside, getting some fresh air. Stop! 805 01:11:42,030 --> 01:11:44,070 Lily, you are the killer. 806 01:11:45,030 --> 01:11:48,330 Why do you have blood on your hands? 807 01:11:49,950 --> 01:11:52,170 I found that out. 808 01:11:52,710 --> 01:11:53,850 She's the killer! 809 01:11:54,110 --> 01:11:57,650 I am not the killer. I'm positive. 810 01:11:58,430 --> 01:11:59,450 I'm a virgin. 811 01:11:59,890 --> 01:12:00,890 No way. 812 01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:15,540 Act three, bitches. 813 01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:18,600 What? 814 01:12:19,620 --> 01:12:21,000 What does that even mean? 815 01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:23,880 It's when the shit goes. 816 01:12:58,320 --> 01:12:59,900 Do you have one bigger in black? 817 01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:01,860 Oh, right. Thanks. 818 01:13:03,100 --> 01:13:05,920 Who are you, John Wick? 819 01:13:06,140 --> 01:13:08,680 I would have said ballerina, but nobody saw that shit. 820 01:13:09,420 --> 01:13:10,420 Let's do this. 821 01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:11,920 Okay. 822 01:13:14,980 --> 01:13:21,040 What do you think? 823 01:13:32,650 --> 01:13:35,090 That's definitely a trap. She don't know we already been here, done that. 824 01:15:06,820 --> 01:15:07,820 Really? 825 01:15:09,580 --> 01:15:11,800 Well, I'm changing rules. How about that? 826 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:13,800 New rule. 827 01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:15,620 Go fuck yourself. 828 01:15:16,420 --> 01:15:17,420 Wait, wait. 829 01:15:18,380 --> 01:15:20,940 Why do you hate closets so much? 830 01:15:21,180 --> 01:15:22,620 I told you to come out. 831 01:15:22,900 --> 01:15:24,480 Yeah, well, I didn't want to get shot. 832 01:15:24,980 --> 01:15:25,980 Ironic, isn't it? 833 01:15:41,169 --> 01:15:46,930 It was about losing his wife! George, not now, of course! 834 01:17:31,430 --> 01:17:33,550 You killed your sister Wednesday, Tuesday. 835 01:17:34,130 --> 01:17:36,850 Have to clarify that for legal reasons. 836 01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:38,930 But I prepared you for this. 837 01:17:39,410 --> 01:17:40,810 So go on, baby. 838 01:17:41,190 --> 01:17:42,350 You kill him. 839 01:18:12,330 --> 01:18:13,330 listen to Doofy. 840 01:18:13,530 --> 01:18:15,030 The love interest. 841 01:18:15,990 --> 01:18:21,330 It just seems too obvious, you know, which makes you think it is not obvious. 842 01:18:21,570 --> 01:18:22,570 Yeah, 843 01:18:22,850 --> 01:18:24,710 well, that's the twist. 844 01:18:25,070 --> 01:18:26,510 Now get in the kitchen. Go. 845 01:18:27,870 --> 01:18:29,450 Okay, listen up. 846 01:18:30,550 --> 01:18:35,070 See, there hasn't been a great horror movie since the first one. 847 01:18:35,350 --> 01:18:36,670 We're going to save the franchise. 848 01:18:37,210 --> 01:18:38,590 Go get our special guest star. 849 01:18:44,300 --> 01:18:46,340 Why else would there be a Scary Movie 6? 850 01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:50,420 It wouldn't work with just the new characters, would it? We need the legacy 851 01:18:50,420 --> 01:18:55,840 characters. Oh, and there wouldn't be a Cindy without her sassy black sidekick 852 01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:59,500 Brenda. You ain't have to say black with no heart. Be like that. 853 01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:40,080 franchise. 854 01:20:16,620 --> 01:20:21,780 And Kevin said no. Kevin Hart said no? That little motherfucker says yes to 855 01:20:21,780 --> 01:20:23,300 everything. Yeah, he does. 856 01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:24,560 But wait. 857 01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:26,200 There's more. 858 01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:30,500 Shut up, bitches! 859 01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:34,300 Ray! Shorty! Yeah, that's right. 860 01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:38,840 For Black Killers. We're making history. 861 01:20:39,580 --> 01:20:42,040 It's a new definition of Black excellence. 862 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,760 But why would you do this? 863 01:20:44,980 --> 01:20:46,280 The question is... 864 01:20:46,830 --> 01:20:51,090 Why would you try to make a sequel without us, huh? Yeah. When the studio 865 01:20:51,090 --> 01:20:53,750 to replace these brothers, I was there. 866 01:20:54,230 --> 01:20:55,209 That's that. 867 01:20:55,210 --> 01:20:56,210 What about me? 868 01:20:56,510 --> 01:20:59,810 What about you? You were in one scene in part four. 869 01:21:00,230 --> 01:21:04,210 Yes, but I made that motherfucker Dr. Phil cut his foot off. And he crazy now. 870 01:21:04,270 --> 01:21:05,270 Yeah, he got weird. 871 01:21:05,550 --> 01:21:09,570 But you see what they trying to do? They trying to pit us all up against each 872 01:21:09,570 --> 01:21:13,250 other. They trying to start black on very black crime. That's right. 873 01:21:13,790 --> 01:21:14,790 Yo, Shaq. 874 01:21:16,110 --> 01:21:19,670 I'm proud of you, bro. You've had an amazing career as a sports commentator 875 01:21:19,670 --> 01:21:20,990 since retiring from basketball. 876 01:21:21,230 --> 01:21:23,450 And I love the big podcast. 877 01:21:23,710 --> 01:21:24,710 I love that shit. 878 01:21:25,210 --> 01:21:28,410 Even though I don't understand a word you be saying, you be on that show until 879 01:21:28,410 --> 01:21:31,510 I... Kobe. 880 01:21:33,550 --> 01:21:34,550 Enough. 881 01:21:34,770 --> 01:21:38,170 But my point is, nigga, I love your shit. 882 01:21:39,570 --> 01:21:41,470 But I never got over Kazam. 883 01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:06,800 I'm doing it for the culture. What culture? 884 01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:08,040 Culture club. 885 01:22:08,180 --> 01:22:11,060 Come on, Ray. We're killing people. Stay focused. 886 01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:12,280 All right, all right. We back. 887 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:16,000 Hey, don't you worry. We family. 888 01:22:16,460 --> 01:22:17,840 Mad respect. 889 01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:22,060 Hey, Black is nominated for eight Emmys. My nigga. 890 01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:25,380 Actually, the show was only nominated for five. 891 01:22:25,620 --> 01:22:27,420 I was nominated for eight. 892 01:22:37,230 --> 01:22:38,230 But you never would. 893 01:22:38,290 --> 01:22:39,290 What? 894 01:23:15,180 --> 01:23:16,180 What about you? 895 01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:21,460 Well, I had a chance to work with the incomparable Charlie Sheen. 896 01:23:23,620 --> 01:23:24,559 That's good. 897 01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:26,980 He's a legend, and his dick game is crazy. 898 01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:32,160 You know, he slept with 47 ,000 women, and 1 ,000 of them women were dudes. 899 01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:33,600 Lucky guy. 900 01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:37,440 Wait, so y 'all going to kill us now? 901 01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:40,080 Nah. 902 01:23:40,940 --> 01:23:43,560 What would Halloween be without Jamie Lee Curtis? 903 01:23:44,090 --> 01:23:45,890 Or Scream B without Neve Kim. 904 01:23:46,150 --> 01:23:47,370 That would be Scream 6. 905 01:23:47,670 --> 01:23:50,230 How did you guys pull all of this off? 906 01:23:50,510 --> 01:23:54,050 Sandy, you know how many Wayne's is there off? 907 01:23:54,610 --> 01:23:55,790 Make a billion. 908 01:23:56,310 --> 01:24:00,030 Billions. I'm just so happy that the old gang is back together. 909 01:24:00,730 --> 01:24:03,010 Okay, in the middle, on three. 910 01:24:03,490 --> 01:24:04,490 Corn 4. 911 01:24:04,790 --> 01:24:05,790 No, no. 912 01:24:06,470 --> 01:24:07,750 That's corn. That's white. 913 01:24:08,550 --> 01:24:10,430 What about the young? 914 01:24:13,550 --> 01:24:19,270 Or the old and then the beautiful. Or the cute and the crusty. Yeah, or the 915 01:24:19,270 --> 01:24:20,270 and then the cute. 916 01:24:26,590 --> 01:24:28,870 We were brought in to take over the franchise. 917 01:24:29,090 --> 01:24:30,090 That's right. 918 01:24:30,230 --> 01:24:32,490 You guys are like 70 years old. 919 01:24:37,170 --> 01:24:39,230 I should drag that one to my cell phone. 920 01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:48,920 Little fuckers always come back. Oh, no. Not this time. 921 01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:50,280 Exactly. 922 01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:29,680 All these dramatic walkaways with the biome back to us. 923 01:25:30,140 --> 01:25:31,140 Damn, it's hot. 924 01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:32,640 I don't know. 925 01:25:32,900 --> 01:25:33,900 I kind of like it. 926 01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:36,120 You do, right? 927 01:25:36,380 --> 01:25:39,100 We should play biome. You want to dress up like a biome? 928 01:25:39,380 --> 01:25:41,140 No, I want you to dress up like a biome. 929 01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:43,320 I'm feeling dressed.