1 00:00:09,183 --> 00:00:10,749 In the early days 2 00:00:10,793 --> 00:00:13,448 of the Internet, you couldn't stream movies 3 00:00:13,491 --> 00:00:16,233 or summon Thai food to your doorstep. 4 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:19,671 But... if you were interested in text-based news 5 00:00:19,715 --> 00:00:21,673 about upcoming physics lectures, 6 00:00:21,717 --> 00:00:23,675 it was a great time to be alive. 7 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:25,329 Holy moly. 8 00:00:29,725 --> 00:00:30,682 Dad. 9 00:00:31,683 --> 00:00:32,684 Dad! 10 00:00:32,728 --> 00:00:33,859 I'm in the shower! 11 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:35,557 It's an emergency. 12 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,689 Fine! Come in. 13 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:40,779 Dad? 14 00:00:40,823 --> 00:00:42,564 I thought you had to use the bathroom. 15 00:00:42,607 --> 00:00:44,609 At 7:23 in the morning? 16 00:00:44,653 --> 00:00:47,264 Why do I print out schedules if you're not going to read them? 17 00:00:47,308 --> 00:00:48,787 Tell me what you want. 18 00:00:48,831 --> 00:00:50,050 What are we doing next weekend? 19 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:52,139 This ain't sounding like an emergency. 20 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:54,663 It is. Stephen Hawking is giving a lecture, 21 00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:56,795 and I really need to go. 22 00:00:56,839 --> 00:00:59,755 Can we talk about this when I'm out of the shower? 23 00:00:59,798 --> 00:01:01,800 Pick up the pace. According to the schedule 24 00:01:01,844 --> 00:01:05,326 that you don't read, I'm due in there in six minutes. 25 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:25,781 So can we go? 26 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:27,696 I don't know. 27 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:28,958 Go take a shower. 28 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:30,786 I still have two minutes and 15 seconds. 29 00:01:30,829 --> 00:01:32,092 Let's nail this down. 30 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:35,617 Where's the lecture? 31 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,271 And if the answer's Dallas, we're not going. 32 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:39,621 Good news: it's not Dallas. Where? 33 00:01:39,664 --> 00:01:41,231 Pasadena, California. 34 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:42,537 California? 35 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:44,234 That's a lot further than Dallas. 36 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:46,541 1,232 miles further as the crow flies. 37 00:01:46,584 --> 00:01:49,370 But kudos to you for being up on your geography. 38 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:52,373 There's no way we're going to California. 39 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:54,375 If Stephen Hawking can make it there in a wheelchair, 40 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:55,767 I'm sure we can manage. 41 00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:57,943 : Sheldon, airplane tickets are expensive. 42 00:01:57,987 --> 00:02:00,642 Hotels are expensive. We can't afford it. 43 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:02,470 But his health is fragile. 44 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:05,647 This might be my only chance to ever see him in person. 45 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:09,172 I'm sorry, buddy. 46 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:11,131 I would like to discuss this further, 47 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:12,915 but I only have... 48 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:16,701 22 seconds to be in the shower, and buttons slow me down. 49 00:02:20,662 --> 00:02:23,882 Thisis the moment we lost that game. 50 00:02:23,926 --> 00:02:27,277 But one bad play doesn't mean you give up. 51 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:29,105 We had plenty of time to turn it around, 52 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,020 but y'all decided it was over. 53 00:02:31,063 --> 00:02:34,676 I don't want to ever see that happen again. 54 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:36,895 Next time something seems out of your reach, 55 00:02:36,939 --> 00:02:38,897 you do not quit. 56 00:02:38,941 --> 00:02:40,812 You just dig deeper. 57 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:42,858 Does that mean if I find an affordable flight 58 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:44,729 to California, we can go? 59 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,607 Hi. Can I help you? 60 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:54,783 I'm trying to find the cheapest flight to California 61 00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:56,785 for me and my father.Okay. 62 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:58,526 Well, have a seat. 63 00:02:58,569 --> 00:03:00,615 You lookin' to go to Disneyland? 64 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:02,269 The only ride I'm interested in is 65 00:03:02,312 --> 00:03:05,533 the intellectual roller coaster of Stephen Hawking's mind. 66 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:08,579 And where is that located? 67 00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:10,494 Well... Stephen Hawking's head. 68 00:03:10,538 --> 00:03:12,888 But that will be at Caltech in Pasadena. 69 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,019 Got it. 70 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:16,239 And, when were you looking to fly? 71 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:17,284 Next weekend. 72 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:18,807 Wow, that's pretty soon. 73 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:20,852 Traveling last-minute can be pricey. 74 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:22,854 Are there any discounts available? 75 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:24,900 Are you a member of any frequent-flier programs? 76 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:26,858 No. I've never flown before. 77 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:29,383 Well, ways to keep the cost down are: 78 00:03:29,426 --> 00:03:31,907 flying on weekdays, multiple layovers, or-- 79 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:33,909 this probably doesn't apply, but-- 80 00:03:33,952 --> 00:03:35,040 airlines offer special fares 81 00:03:35,084 --> 00:03:37,086 if there's been a death in the family. 82 00:03:37,129 --> 00:03:39,871 Interesting. May I use your phone? 83 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:43,440 Hello? 84 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:44,876 What else you got? 85 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,313 Hello? 86 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:47,749 See ya. 87 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:49,881 Where you going?Out with Jana. 88 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:52,406 You've been spending a lot of time with her lately. 89 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:54,234 Is she your girlfriend? 90 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:55,931 Dad, can you make her stop? 91 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:58,325 Yeah, I could but I won't. Also, I can't. 92 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:00,892 I just want to know what's going on in your life. 93 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:02,981 And if this girl is someone special to you, 94 00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:04,461 then she's special to me. 95 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:05,767 Come on. 96 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:06,855 Mary, enough.What? 97 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:08,073 I want to know. 98 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:08,944 Bye. 99 00:04:08,987 --> 00:04:10,554 If it helps, I don't care. 100 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:12,121 It does. Thank you. 101 00:04:13,122 --> 00:04:14,993 Why doesn't he tell me anything? 102 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:17,779 When you were a teenager, did you tell your parents stuff? 103 00:04:17,822 --> 00:04:18,997 Well, no. 104 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:20,564 Then why do you expect him to? 105 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:22,566 'Cause I'm a cool, fun mom. 106 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:28,180 Dad, good news. Airline tickets to California 107 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:30,313 are more affordable than you think. 108 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:31,662 Sheldon, we're not going. 109 00:04:31,706 --> 00:04:33,055 What's all this about? 110 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:35,318 Stephen Hawking is giving a lecture at Caltech. 111 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:37,233 If we leave on Wednesday and are willing to make four layovers, 112 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,975 in Boise, Denver, Albuquerque and Fargo, 113 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:42,456 we can get there for only $95 each. 114 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:45,154 I have a job-- I can't just leave in the middle of the week. 115 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:47,156 W-Well, then what about Mom? 116 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:50,072 Sorry, Shelly, we're not in a position to do this. 117 00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:51,987 But Stephen Hawking's my hero. 118 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:54,685 Imagine if you got a chance to see Jesus or... 119 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:57,035 Dad got to meet the man who invented beer. 120 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:04,826 Someone's Underoos are in a knot. 121 00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:07,350 My Underoos are fitting just fine, thank you. 122 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:09,396 Then why is there a stick up your butt? 123 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:11,398 Stop making inquiries about my bottom. 124 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:12,921 But I enjoy it. 125 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:15,053 Mom and Dad won't take me to California 126 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:16,620 to see Stephen Hawking. 127 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:18,013 You thought they would take you 128 00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:20,058 to California?Yes. 129 00:05:20,102 --> 00:05:21,843 They wouldn't even buy me this book at the book fair. 130 00:05:21,886 --> 00:05:23,801 I had to get it at the library. 131 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:26,064 There's a booger on one of the pages. 132 00:05:26,108 --> 00:05:28,937 Well, I may never get another chance to see him in person. 133 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:31,113 Suck it up. You always get everything you want. 134 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:32,593 That's not true. 135 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:34,856 You got a computer. 136 00:05:34,899 --> 00:05:37,075 I'm reading a booger book.Fine. 137 00:05:37,119 --> 00:05:38,686 How do you recommend I "suck it up"? 138 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:40,470 I don't know, when you don't get your way, 139 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:41,950 shut up and move on. 140 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:43,952 Is that what you do?Yeah. 141 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:46,084 And that's why you don't have a computer. 142 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:58,183 Georgie is my son-- I have the right 143 00:05:58,227 --> 00:06:00,969 to know who he's spending time with. 144 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:02,449 You talking about Jana? 145 00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:04,015 You know her? 146 00:06:04,059 --> 00:06:05,626 Well, I don't really knowher. 147 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,976 I've seen them hanging out together at Dale's store 148 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:09,107 a couple of times. 149 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:10,370 She's cute. 150 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:13,460 Great. So you know even more than I do. 151 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:15,418 Always have. 152 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:18,639 I don't feel I'm being out of line 153 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:20,205 wanting to... 154 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,469 know how old this girl is 155 00:06:22,512 --> 00:06:25,950 or what church she goes to or her last name. 156 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:26,951 Owens. 157 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:30,302 What? Now you know. 158 00:06:30,346 --> 00:06:32,435 Unbelievable! 159 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:34,306 Geez, you worry 160 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:36,004 about Sheldon not being normal, 161 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:38,006 now you're worried about Georgie beingnormal-- 162 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:39,877 how did I raise such a turd? 163 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:41,444 I am not... 164 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:43,098 that word. 165 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:46,884 If you can't say the word, you might be the word. 166 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:55,676 Over the next few days, I tried to take my sister's advice 167 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:57,068 and "suck it up." 168 00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:58,722 But how could I, 169 00:06:58,766 --> 00:07:01,290 when everything reminded me of Stephen Hawking? 170 00:07:09,298 --> 00:07:12,867 L-E-A-R-N. 171 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:15,086 That is correct. Now spell... 172 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:16,392 Dear! 173 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,399 It's actually a shampoo for ladies, 174 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,836 but my hair just responds to it. 175 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:30,667 So, what are you doing Friday night? 176 00:07:30,711 --> 00:07:31,929 No plans. 177 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:34,105 My parents are gonna be out of town. 178 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:35,977 Really? 179 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:38,240 Wanna come over? 180 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:43,158 My parents won't let me if your folks ain't there. 181 00:07:44,246 --> 00:07:45,203 Okay. 182 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:48,990 But I guess I don't have to tell 'em. 183 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:51,340 Cool. 184 00:07:51,383 --> 00:07:53,342 Okay, that's it. 185 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:55,649 Nothing was able to shake me from my doldrums, 186 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:59,217 not even Dr. Sturgis's jaunty new sweater-vest. 187 00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:00,654 Sheldon? 188 00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:02,133 Yes? 189 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:04,005 You seem distracted. 190 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:07,530 I really wanted to see Stephen Hawking speak at Caltech, 191 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:10,054 but my parents can't afford the trip. 192 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:11,882 That's too bad. 193 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:14,537 Dr. H puts on a heck of a show. 194 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:16,147 I believe it. 195 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:20,195 Would it make you feel better to know this vest is reversible? 196 00:08:20,238 --> 00:08:22,110 A little. Thanks. 197 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:23,459 Wait. 198 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,983 I may be able to help you with Hawking. 199 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:27,550 Really? 200 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:32,033 This vest is not the only thing that's full of surprises. 201 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:36,907 Where ya goin'? 202 00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:38,082 Out. 203 00:08:38,126 --> 00:08:39,562 Out where? 204 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:40,694 Jana's. 205 00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:42,696 Her parents gonna be there? 206 00:08:42,739 --> 00:08:44,349 Yep.Okay. 207 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,134 Let me just call and make sure. 208 00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:48,266 Owens. 209 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:50,399 Owens. 210 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:52,488 That's her last name, right? Owens? 211 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,359 Why are you being so weird? 212 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:56,797 I'm not being weird. Are you? 213 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,276 No. 214 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,670 Good. No one's being weird. 215 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:01,889 Don't call 'em. 216 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,281 Why not? 217 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:04,892 Why can't you just trust me? 218 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:10,201 Because I know that you're lying. 219 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:12,203 What? No, I'm not. 220 00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:14,205 I heard you on the phone with Jana. 221 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:16,207 You spied on me? 222 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:18,296 I didn't mean to, but I'm glad that I did, 223 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,820 because you just lied to my face. 224 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,343 You are not going anywhere. 225 00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:23,650 Try and stop me. 226 00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:26,566 You walk out that door, and your father gets involved. 227 00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:32,267 I don't need this. 228 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:39,361 Dang. 229 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,279 Dad. 230 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:46,498 You missed everything.What happened? 231 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:48,588 Georgie lied to Mom to be alone at Jana's house, 232 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:51,155 but Mom knew 'cause she listened in on his phone call. 233 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:52,504 Boy. 234 00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:54,158 Now he's grounded and everyone's mad. 235 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:56,160 Not me. I'm super happy. 236 00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:58,293 Well... bye. 237 00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:01,949 Dad, the university offered to pay for us to go to California! 238 00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:04,212 They're even putting us up in a hotel. 239 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:05,648 You're kidding. 240 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,041 We're going to California? 241 00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,259 No, just me and Dad. 242 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,132 That's fair. 243 00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:13,308 I'm so happy for you. 244 00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:15,266 Sometimes sarcasm 245 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,181 was laid on so thick 246 00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:18,269 even I could detect it. 247 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:20,184 Thanks! 248 00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:23,231 This was not one of those times. 249 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:24,928 I see. 250 00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:27,104 Well, no, that makes sense. 251 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,324 Okay, John, thanks. 252 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,631 Bye. 253 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,111 Sheldon was right. 254 00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:36,331 They're offerin' to pay for the whole trip. 255 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:37,201 Why? 256 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:38,942 Sturgis talked to his boss, 257 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:41,510 and they really want to keep Sheldon goin' to school there. 258 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:44,208 I guess I could take him. 259 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,732 Why you? 260 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,385 He asked me first. 261 00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,518 I'm mad at Georgie right now. 262 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,868 It'd be good for us to have some space. 263 00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:53,609 So, you pick a fight with Georgie, 264 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,306 and I don't get to go to California? 265 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:59,310 Fine, you can go. 266 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:00,747 Thank you. 267 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:03,271 Have fun managing Sheldon's bathroom schedule 268 00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:05,447 in different time zones. 269 00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:19,200 Let me get a picture of my boys before their big trip. 270 00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,680 It's smart to document this. 271 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,682 Next time you see me, I'll have been in the presence 272 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,205 of Stephen Hawking. 273 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:25,902 Smile. 274 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,338 I'd prefer to look serious. 275 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,950 This may appear in a textbook someday. 276 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,995 Say, "Stephen Hawking." 277 00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,823 Stephen Hawking.Stephen Hawking. 278 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:36,870 Aw, you made me smile. 279 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,485 Wash up for dinner. 280 00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:44,747 I ain't eatin'. 281 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,749 Well, you're not watchin' TV. 282 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,317 I can't leave the house, and now I can't watch TV. 283 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,146 Yeah, it's called being grounded. 284 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,107 I can't wait to move out. 285 00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:58,326 What was that?! 286 00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,154 Next time, I'll say it on the phone, 287 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,112 so you can hear me. 288 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,467 You keep frownin' like that, you're gonna get wrinkles 289 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:11,208 like your meemaw. 290 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,862 You look great. 291 00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:16,126 I know, I just wanted to hear you say it. 292 00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:20,696 What's on your mind? 293 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,351 Sheldon always gets everything he wants. 294 00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,222 I guess he does. 295 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,442 That's not fair? 296 00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:28,791 No! 297 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,532 On the other hand, he's just 298 00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:33,274 going to some science lecture. 299 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:37,278 I know, but he gets to go on a plane to California. 300 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:38,453 Planes aren't all that great. 301 00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,977 You can't even smoke on 'em anymore. 302 00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:42,326 I tell you what, 303 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:43,501 after practice today, 304 00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,590 you and me will do somethin' fun. 305 00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:47,462 Can I have my first cigarette? 306 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:48,680 No! 307 00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:51,292 Can I get my ears pierced? 308 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,728 Your mom won't like that. 309 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,818 So, maybe. 310 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:08,352 All right, 34A and B-- this is us. 311 00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,398 All right, you want the aisle or the window? 312 00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:11,703 Which one is assigned to me? 313 00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,488 It doesn't matter, just pick one. 314 00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:15,316 Well, if I sit by the window, I can watch the takeoff 315 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,448 and landing, but if I sit on the aisle, 316 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,407 I'm closer to the bathroom. 317 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,669 Here we go. 318 00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:21,713 Although if I'm by the window, you'll have 319 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,759 to get up when I use the bathroom. 320 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,152 But if I'm not, I'll have 321 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,849 to get up when youuse the bathroom. 322 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:27,850 Just pick one. 323 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,199 It's a tricky decision. 324 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,418 My bladder's smaller than yours... 325 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,289 Everything okay here? 326 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,725 About to be. 327 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:34,944 Here! 328 00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,076 Aisle it is! 329 00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,164 We're good. 330 00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:38,730 Okay. 331 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,171 You want to help me with this? 332 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:45,346 No. 333 00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:47,435 Hey! 334 00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,219 You're the one who lied to me. 335 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:53,310 Well, I'm done talkin' to you, so it'll never happen again. 336 00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:58,489 What? 337 00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,317 I know you don't want to talk, and that's fine. 338 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:03,059 You can just listen. 339 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:07,150 Life is hard enough if you make good decisions, 340 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:10,371 but if you make bad ones, it gets even harder. 341 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,634 Nothin' was gonna happen with Jana. 342 00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,244 Georgie... No! 343 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,767 You always assume the worst with me. 344 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,640 I'm sorry you were a perfect kid and I'm just a screwup. 345 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:21,382 You are not a screwup. 346 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,776 And I was not a perfect kid. 347 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:27,518 What'd you do, sleep through church one mornin'? 348 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,914 For your information... 349 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,699 I used to skip class... 350 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,353 so that I could 351 00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,312 drink beer 352 00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:40,357 in my boyfriend's truck. 353 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,578 Dad had a truck back then? 354 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:46,189 Not talkin' about your dad. 355 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,017 Whoa. 356 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,066 I also... 357 00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,242 stole your meemaw's car 358 00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:57,679 and crashed it into a ditch. 359 00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:58,810 Really? 360 00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,290 With that boyfriend who wasn't Dad? 361 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,118 Missin' the point!If the point is 362 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,381 you made some bad decisions and turned out fine, 363 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,122 then why you being so hard on me? 364 00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:09,909 Because some decisions you cannot walk away from 365 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,433 and they will affect the rest of your life. 366 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:13,608 If you're talkin' about Jana getting pregnant, 367 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,044 she ain't gonna. 368 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,699 That is what I thought, and the next thing I know, 369 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,919 I'm at the courthouse gettin' married. 370 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,312 You got married 371 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,748 because you were pregnant? 372 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,928 Yes. 373 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,105 So, I was a mistake? 374 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,150 No! No! 375 00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,371 You are a blessin'. 376 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:39,503 The mistake 377 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,245 was lyin' to my parents, so that I could spend 378 00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:45,379 the night at your dad's house. 379 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,555 And, you know, tequila. 380 00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,426 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. 381 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:52,038 We're expecting a smooth flight to Los Angeles. 382 00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,475 Before we take off, please direct your attention 383 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,346 to the flight attendants as they review 384 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,435 some important safety procedures. 385 00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:01,047 "Safety procedures"? Baby. 386 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,049 Take a minute to locate 387 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,920 the exit closest to you. 388 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,748 The nearest exit could be behind you. 389 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,532 Should the cabin experience 390 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:11,231 sudden pressure loss, oxygen masks will 391 00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,928 drop down from above your seat... 392 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,017 Why would the cabin lose pressure? 393 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,541 It won't.Place the mask over your mouth and nose, 394 00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:20,762 like this, pull the strap to tighten it. 395 00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,330 If you are traveling with children, make sure that your 396 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:26,159 own mask is on first before helping your child... 397 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,378 I don't like this at all. 398 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:29,814 It's just a precaution. 399 00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:32,034 You know... perfectly safe. 400 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,644 In the unlikely event 401 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:35,733 of a water landing and evacuation... 402 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:39,041 : Water landing, water landing, water landing... 403 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,260 I can't do this. 404 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,528 Keep going, we'll be right back. 405 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:48,833 Sir?! 406 00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:51,358 Sheldon, come out of there!No! 407 00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,664 At least open the door. 408 00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,754 Tell them I need to get off. 409 00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,365 Sir? 410 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,062 You both need to return to your seats. 411 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,977 Just one second. 412 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:02,978 Sir. Sir... 413 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,373 If you want to see Stephen Hawking, 414 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,592 we have to sit down right now. 415 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,117 It's too dangerous. I can't!It's okay to be scared. 416 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,162 Sir?Th-That's when you got to dig deep and be brave. 417 00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:15,121 So, what do you say? 418 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,514 No, I'm your terrified little boy! 419 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:18,950 Okay. 420 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,865 Sir, please, they're gonna call security! 421 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:21,997 Just one more second. 422 00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,435 Mr. Spock! 423 00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,872 He flies around all the time in that spaceship. 424 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,744 He's not afraid, is he? 425 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,615 I'm not Mr. Spock. 426 00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:34,792 No, but-but I've seen you pretend to be him. 427 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,491 Could you do that right now? 428 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,884 You be Spock, I'll be Kirk. 429 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,889 Maybe. 430 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:48,241 Okay, Mr. Spock. 431 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:51,461 Your first order is to return to your seat. 432 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,595 Aye, Captain. 433 00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,947 Flight attendants, prepare for takeoff. 434 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,561 You okay, Mr. Spock? 435 00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,607 Doing my best, sir. 436 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:14,658 The captain and Mr. Spock don't hold hands. 437 00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,704 Sorry. 438 00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,758 Okay, maybe just this once. 439 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,867 I think we've been lied to about California. 440 00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:52,087 No one on this campus is tan at all. 441 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,438 No, they are not. 442 00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:00,748 Imagine all the stimulating conversations 443 00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:02,837 that must go on at these tables. 444 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,360 I bet. 445 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:09,060 I can see myself going here one day. 446 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:12,107 I think you'd fit right in.