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What should we do?
our anniversary?

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Come on Danny.
We must celebrate.

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We have been living together for a week.

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I can't. I have a meeting.
Oh, I forgot.

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A meeting is when a
guy takes a girl to the movies

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and then we go to the shower together.

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Then they decide for
a word of safety.

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mine is
"who are all these people?"

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You know, I feel sorry for you.

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Night after night
of sex without importance��.

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I mean, who wants that?

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I'll kill a man for it.

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Why does this always happen to us?

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I don't know. it's crazy

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I think we should dance for real.

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Get back to work.

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Good.

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Do you want my help with Nicki?

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Because what you are doing is not working.

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And what exactly do I do?

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You know exactly what you just did

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when you intend to
Tried to get in her way

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and then you did
the Harlem shake dance.

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You can't do that on purpose.

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go

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Well, now.
We start. Come on.

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Good. Let's go.

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Translation and adaptation: a Difficult one

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"Undateable," the series
favorite of the president.

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No, it isn't. It doesn't matter.

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Once you say something
on TV, it's true.

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Not high.

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For this to work,

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it must exist
no rules, right?

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No shoes are worn
step at home.

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They're cycling shoes, Danny.

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You will know when I wear
my step shoes.

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Good morning Daniel.

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Where's the teapot?

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on the bottom shelf.

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What is Shelly looking for in the house
mine at 8:15 A.M.?

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We drink coffee every Saturday.

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You know, I love...

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We meet, we talk about life��.

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It's the usual drink and food.

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Yes, I remember my mother used to

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to do this with her friends
Trying to get through menopause.

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I brought donuts.

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Did you give Bursk a key?

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He gave us all the keys.

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Shelly, serve me.

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Does that mean something else here or...?

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Listen, it's a
very attractive young woman

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in my bedroom right now.

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She is getting ready to leave.

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I want each of you to forget

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to you with attention.

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Come on. Do it. I'm waiting.

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Okay, for her this is the one
worst possible scenario.

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Believe it is possible
for 10 seconds,

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to pretend to be normal
time heading for the exit?

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Danny, I just sang
the most complicated

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Backstreet Boys song

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without falsifying a note.

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I think I know how to be normal.

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Hey. I drive you.

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Bye.

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No one is judging you.

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Would you like to?

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What I mean is that,

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you look very nice.

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And everyone makes mistakes.

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I'm not saying this is a mistake.

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I mean, that's a choice.
You made a choice.

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I don't even know why
call it the walk of shame.

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I should tell him
the course of the election.

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Speaking of elections,
I will make breakfast.

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How about an egg sandwich?

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An egg sandwich sounds good.

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Good.

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can i borrow a t-shirt

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Yes.

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Sure. Yes... it's perfect.

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Can't wait to try the sandwich
with egg made by Justin

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with whatever it is because it's very good...

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hey man Why did you do that?

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I told him to be normal.

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Danny, there's nothing more
normal like hospitality.

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Maybe we should all go.

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But I just started tea

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Take the kettle as a gift, Shell.

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What a good start to the day I have.

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Come on guys.

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Hand over the keys that
Justin you gave them to you.

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But I made a necklace out of mine.

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Shelly, you just nailed it
a key string.

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I didn't say I had
worked hard on it.

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Come on champion.
Sit down.

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I had to mention this,

100
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but there are personal limits

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a big problem for me.

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why are you smiling

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I love how embarrassed you are

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at the first open discussion.

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See, that's right
the sentimental kind

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which makes my teeth ache.

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Danny, I thought we were going to dinner.

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Your brother always
it was so close.

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Very closed. Be careful.

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Sister, I love you so much.

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Done, Les!

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I'm not like that, okay?

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Honestly, I always thought so
my personal space

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as being a

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- zone without tears.
- No-tear zone.

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Yes, and if he wants an area without tears,

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never put on "Toy Story 3."

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And when all the toys
they hold hands,

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And he heads towards
incinerator, i...

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No, no, no.

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No, no.

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a piece of advice
when dealing with women

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I think it's probably best to
highlight your strengths,

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so in your case,
never speak.

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What is happening?

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Apparently, just a blessing

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moved to Burski in the block.

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It's not her lucky day.

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OK, but if I don't talk,

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how am I going to bury this
knock on those sweet boxes?

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OK, look.

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First of all, no
does sex work in humans.

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secondly,
have you seen "The Little Mermaid"?

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Sirena managed to do it
a nice prince to be

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I fall in love with her
without speaking.

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She is also a friend
with a small Jamaican crab.

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Why don't you try this?

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Stare at Nicki
And don't say a word.

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God!
I like him more!

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do you see What I told him.

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Next time when
meet your neighbor

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do something nice for her
but don't talk.

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I'm going to sound the siren for
this girl so much.

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Okay, I'm going to the bank.
I will return.

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That's not what I imagined
first dance with another guy.

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do you know something Get off me.

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Ooops!

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Hey.

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We... intersect.
We mix.

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honey, are you ok?

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You have a little accident
cerebrovascular?

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Not.

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I have... a line... a force��...

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Okay, obviously I'm going there.

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Say what you have to say.

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So you ran out of the office,

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you got stuck in a dance
"which where" really...

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You pushed his friend aside

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to be able to perform a dance
"which where" false...

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with a girl who doesn't move.

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you know what? I'm sick of this.

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what are you doing

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I write to Nicki

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from your phone and o
I invite you to a movie.

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Not. Don't do it...

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done Happy birthday, baby.

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I can't believe you invited her
Nicki on a date for me!

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What have you... Oh my God.

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oh god I see tunnels.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

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A great man once said:

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"If you overcome your fears
that sometimes makes you a man".

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That man was me.
I said that.

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you know what? You are right.

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Do you think I can't go to a movie?
I can go to a movie!

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This is what I'm talking about.

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OK. We start.

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I have to get out of this.

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Justin, I got your message.

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You didn't get it for
that it wasn't for you.

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So give it back.

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Actually the message was
for another friend of mine

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named Nicki...
"Nick," not "Nicki."

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That is, it has self-corrected.

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You know, he dropped the letter "i."

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I didn't hear you
never speaking of Nick.

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how is nick

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No one. It's like no one.

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I find it strange that you never

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you don't introduce them to your friends
and with the other friends.

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Yes, how come that?

192
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Is there something wrong with us?

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Calm down, okay? That's not it
big deal right Shell?

194
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Oh, betrayal is a big thing.

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I think I saw you with
Nick last week, right?

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He has broad shoulders, super handsome,

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the kind of guy he would leave
to build me a cabin

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just to destroy a carpet� 
made of bearskin together.

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No, that's the beer dispenser
and he will not come here again.

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Not.

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Nick is a different guy.

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who is nick

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A nice guy that
Justin knows, it seems.

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is he alone do they like children?

205
00:10:04,455 --> 00:10:06,689
He hates children and is very old

206
00:10:06,724 --> 00:10:08,657
And he can't anymore
to see, so...

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Why would you invite a guy
blind to see a movie?

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He likes... sounds.

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00:10:17,767 --> 00:10:19,568
Well, when he
will we meet nick

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We discussed, but unfortunately

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Nick happens to be an alcoholic.

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So he doesn't go to bars.

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A blind alcoholic who hates children.

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Many demons in one man.

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I can change it.

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It's strange because
in the message you wrote,

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"let's leave from
bar around 9:00."

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So I think we can expect that
blind nick should be here around 9.

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I think we can, Danny.

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I'll text Nick
Back to make sure it arrives.

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How will the phone look?

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00:11:21,962 --> 00:11:23,696
thank you

223
00:11:23,731 --> 00:11:25,364
I just moved into the building.

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do you live here

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It bothers you
come down to my floor

226
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And take them to the apartment?

227
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What is your name?

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So you tell me that in the whole asylum

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there is no 85-year-old blind man

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that I can
Rent for one night?

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Okay Carol, but if I keep it?

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Well I can... yes well.
He closed.

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Let her believe that I retire there.

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00:12:02,801 --> 00:12:04,602
This is your fault.

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00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,871
Every time when
I give him a good idea

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about how to get Nicki, you
you shoot it like a disc when hunting.

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"Hey, take her to a movie."

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Shoot!

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00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,613
"Stop eating so much."
Shoot!

240
00:12:17,850 --> 00:12:20,651
"Definitely stop talking
dress like a pastor."

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Shoot!

242
00:12:24,790 --> 00:12:26,623
You have to stop
behave more like a God

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who comes down and solves them
everyone's romantic problems.

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Danny, you are the best brother.

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00:12:31,829 --> 00:12:36,733
I just did The Little Mermaid
with this girl and guess what.

246
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I have my first date in a few months.

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Truth check.

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Years.

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OK.

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00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:44,440
We're going for pizza to celebrate.

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Thank you, Danny.
You are the best.

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I got him
Burski for some action.

253
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Let me give you some advice, kid.

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stop calling me chick, okay?

255
00:12:52,916 --> 00:12:54,017
I don't need your advice.

256
00:12:54,051 --> 00:12:55,084
Why are you so angry?

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I'm not mad, okay?

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- You are annoying.
- Let me help you.

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I don't need your help.

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I'm not a loser who doesn't
figure out for yourself what to do.

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I'm not like them.

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00:13:06,429 --> 00:13:10,565
We realized it was rude
let's not invite you to pizza.

263
00:13:12,935 --> 00:13:15,770
But now it seems less rude.

264
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,643
Hey man, are you better now?

265
00:13:26,761 --> 00:13:28,996
Of course I'm not.
It happened two minutes ago.

266
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,834
I can't believe I have them
I did this to my friends.

267
00:13:33,868 --> 00:13:35,202
Your friends will understand.

268
00:13:35,236 --> 00:13:37,838
But it's different.
We are pants buddies.

269
00:13:37,872 --> 00:13:41,608
For God's sake, what?
Do you mean trouser friends?

270
00:13:41,642 --> 00:13:44,644
Immediately after college I have it
led Bursk to an interview

271
00:13:44,678 --> 00:13:47,413
And he spilled coffee
on pants in the car,

272
00:13:47,447 --> 00:13:49,782
so I gave him the pants
and he got the job.

273
00:13:49,817 --> 00:13:52,551
Since then we always have
called trouser friends.

274
00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:55,021
It means that we always
we support each other.

275
00:13:56,857 --> 00:14:00,059
I can't believe that this happened
Happened because of a message.

276
00:14:00,094 --> 00:14:01,393
I have to ask you.

277
00:14:01,428 --> 00:14:04,831
Why didn't you wait to
see if Nicki says yes?

278
00:14:04,865 --> 00:14:06,064
I don't know.

279
00:14:07,967 --> 00:14:09,367
What is wrong with me?

280
00:14:09,401 --> 00:14:10,535
I don't think it helps

281
00:14:10,569 --> 00:14:12,370
that I have never been
good to take big steps.

282
00:14:12,404 --> 00:14:13,725
And the only time I did it,

283
00:14:13,740 --> 00:14:16,875
I opened the bar which I barely
Keep it afloat.

284
00:14:16,909 --> 00:14:18,376
I think it started when I was a child.

285
00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:20,345
My father left when I was very young.

286
00:14:20,379 --> 00:14:22,280
No, no, no, no, no, no.

287
00:14:22,314 --> 00:14:26,416
I try to tell him what's up
It happens with me as a friend.

288
00:14:26,451 --> 00:14:29,186
Yes, and for that
you have a jacket in kilos.

289
00:14:31,623 --> 00:14:32,923
Look, I understand.

290
00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:36,060
He likes to jump into deep water
And to swim from the bottom to the surface.

291
00:14:36,094 --> 00:14:37,695
"Hey, is that a wreck?

292
00:14:37,729 --> 00:14:39,764
"Oh no, it's an hour long conversation

293
00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:41,098
about what love means."

294
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:46,403
But me, my brother
I relax here on the surface��,

295
00:14:46,437 --> 00:14:48,639
I sit on the couch and smoke.

296
00:14:48,673 --> 00:14:50,474
"Hey, is that a hottie in a bikini?

297
00:14:50,508 --> 00:14:51,775
"I wonder what her story is.

298
00:14:51,809 --> 00:14:55,412
She doesn't have one. It is
just a girl in a bikini."

299
00:14:57,048 --> 00:14:59,616
what's your problem man

300
00:14:59,651 --> 00:15:01,285
So what happened to you?

301
00:15:01,319 --> 00:15:02,819
When you were a child you were...

302
00:15:02,853 --> 00:15:05,656
No, no, no, no, no, no.

303
00:15:05,690 --> 00:15:09,258
Stay out of my business, kid.

304
00:15:09,293 --> 00:15:10,826
Don't meddle in your business?

305
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:13,329
You send messages
from my phone.

306
00:15:13,363 --> 00:15:15,231
You wouldn't be in my business anymore

307
00:15:15,265 --> 00:15:17,866
not even if you get out of my ass
And you would start selling hats.

308
00:15:19,269 --> 00:15:22,672
Can't you be serious for a second?

309
00:15:22,706 --> 00:15:24,340
Look man, I'm sorry.

310
00:15:24,774 --> 00:15:28,343
I will never be
the friend you want.

311
00:15:28,377 --> 00:15:32,814
And that's because a long time ago
a long time ago, when I was young...

312
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:36,050
The doctors always told me that...

313
00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:37,652
I have a penis.

314
00:15:39,922 --> 00:15:41,089
Great.

315
00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:46,695
Hey.

316
00:15:46,729 --> 00:15:51,164
I feel so bad.

317
00:15:51,199 --> 00:15:53,234
I didn't mean to say that.

318
00:15:53,268 --> 00:15:55,202
Especially since I knew it was a lie

319
00:15:55,237 --> 00:15:57,104
as soon as it came out of my mouth.

320
00:15:57,138 --> 00:16:00,140
are you talking to me

321
00:16:01,443 --> 00:16:03,377
Oh, he's talking to us.

322
00:16:03,411 --> 00:16:08,214
He can't look at us
In the eyes because of shame.

323
00:16:08,249 --> 00:16:10,416
There is nothing more important to

324
00:16:10,451 --> 00:16:11,718
me like this friendship.

325
00:16:11,752 --> 00:16:14,086
Yeah, that's good, man.
We know you didn't want to.

326
00:16:14,121 --> 00:16:15,821
Everyone makes mistakes, my friend.

327
00:16:15,856 --> 00:16:16,822
Yes, don't worry.

328
00:16:16,857 --> 00:16:18,358
I mean, we all said a lot of

329
00:16:18,392 --> 00:16:19,825
- things about you behind your back.
- Thanks guys.

330
00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:21,060
What kind of things?

331
00:16:21,094 --> 00:16:22,862
You know, mainly things

332
00:16:22,896 --> 00:16:24,163
about your physical appearance.

333
00:16:24,197 --> 00:16:28,600
Women's hips, nose
button, lego man hair.

334
00:16:28,635 --> 00:16:30,168
Okay, I think that's enough.

335
00:16:30,202 --> 00:16:31,503
So where is Danny?

336
00:16:31,537 --> 00:16:33,672
I don't know. Who cares?

337
00:16:33,706 --> 00:16:36,141
He's just my housemate.

338
00:16:36,175 --> 00:16:38,042
What did the idiot do now?

339
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,282
What the hell is �n
wrong with you?

340
00:16:43,316 --> 00:16:46,318
Hey, you know that 90% of
our conversations

341
00:16:46,352 --> 00:16:47,653
Do they start the same way?

342
00:16:47,687 --> 00:16:49,520
Justin tried to
approaches you

343
00:16:49,554 --> 00:16:51,155
and you gave him flit.

344
00:16:51,189 --> 00:16:53,257
- Yes, good. I just...
- You just what?

345
00:16:53,292 --> 00:16:55,259
Does it like to stay on the surface?

346
00:16:55,294 --> 00:16:57,194
Hanging out with a girl in a bikini?

347
00:17:00,299 --> 00:17:02,566
You know, I really like Justin.

348
00:17:02,601 --> 00:17:04,134
i like all those guys

349
00:17:04,169 --> 00:17:07,471
and I never have them
I like your idiot friends.

350
00:17:07,506 --> 00:17:08,906
Les, I like Justin.

351
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,740
You know, he's an okay guy.

352
00:17:10,775 --> 00:17:12,575
But it's a bit too much

353
00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:14,311
sensitive emo type for me.

354
00:17:14,345 --> 00:17:15,512
I'm pretty much the same too,

355
00:17:15,546 --> 00:17:18,047
that means I'm from
also a great sucker� 

356
00:17:18,081 --> 00:17:21,117
because I want to be close
by the people to whom?

357
00:17:21,151 --> 00:17:24,120
Thank you for understanding.

358
00:17:24,154 --> 00:17:27,190
Danny, I really thought so
that you will get over it.

359
00:17:27,224 --> 00:17:29,058
You know, just going through life�� 

360
00:17:29,092 --> 00:17:30,927
without making serious relationships.

361
00:17:30,961 --> 00:17:33,029
And I know you think it's good

362
00:17:33,063 --> 00:17:35,564
but i have to tell him, danny

363
00:17:35,598 --> 00:17:37,967
it's the worst thing about you.

364
00:17:43,552 --> 00:17:45,252
do you know something You can go.
I close.

365
00:17:45,462 --> 00:17:47,530
Good. I'm going to get my things.

366
00:17:50,434 --> 00:17:54,670
Or we can stay for a drink.

367
00:17:55,839 --> 00:17:59,041
Justin, what are you doing?

368
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:01,644
I do exactly what you have

369
00:18:01,678 --> 00:18:03,446
wanted to do in the last year.

370
00:18:05,349 --> 00:18:06,716
I'm a bad boy.

371
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,618
Okay, I think I'm fooling around.

372
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,653
This is crazy.

373
00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:17,359
i do it Good. Let's drink.

374
00:18:17,393 --> 00:18:18,693
Yes, I thought so.

375
00:18:18,728 --> 00:18:20,628
Why don't you put your ass down on the chair

376
00:18:20,663 --> 00:18:22,997
while daddy pours
a few glasses of vodka.

377
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:27,034
Yes, I would pay to see this all the time.

378
00:18:27,069 --> 00:18:28,436
what do you want

379
00:18:28,471 --> 00:18:30,438
hey look

380
00:18:32,008 --> 00:18:36,210
I wanted to tell him that I know that
this won't happen overnight

381
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,012
but I want to start opening up.

382
00:18:38,046 --> 00:18:40,381
Danny, it's fine.
Don't worry.

383
00:18:40,415 --> 00:18:41,648
No, I'm serious, man.

384
00:18:41,683 --> 00:18:43,617
I mean, I don't know how it works.

385
00:18:43,651 --> 00:18:44,785
What, let's take a break

386
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:46,387
and we talk about
everyone's feelings?

387
00:18:46,421 --> 00:18:48,722
Stop laughing, please.

388
00:18:48,757 --> 00:18:50,223
I'm not laughing at you.

389
00:18:50,258 --> 00:18:52,425
Okay, good night, Danny.

390
00:18:52,459 --> 00:18:53,526
What...

391
00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:57,297
Why?

392
00:18:57,331 --> 00:18:59,732
Because now it is
can i give you my pants

393
00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:01,467
And you will believe me.

394
00:19:05,273 --> 00:19:07,540
How can you not understand

395
00:19:07,574 --> 00:19:11,110
c� "pants friends"
is it a metaphor?

396
00:19:11,144 --> 00:19:12,511
No... take them, okay?

397
00:19:12,545 --> 00:19:13,645
Take my pants and...

398
00:19:13,679 --> 00:19:15,347
No, I won't take them...

399
00:19:18,318 --> 00:19:20,352
What happened?

400
00:19:20,387 --> 00:19:21,787
No, it's not a big deal.

401
00:19:21,821 --> 00:19:24,223
We exchange pants.

402
00:19:24,257 --> 00:19:26,025
We don't change pants.

403
00:19:26,059 --> 00:19:27,059
Yes, "no" means "no."

404
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:32,663
Look, you beat me
the idea with the film in the head,

405
00:19:32,697 --> 00:19:34,565
so I'm going to go
catch a late show.

406
00:19:34,599 --> 00:19:35,633
do you want to go

407
00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:37,668
No, do you know something?

408
00:19:37,702 --> 00:19:40,438
There are a few more people here
And I have to clean.

409
00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:41,605
That's it.

410
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,741
Yes, good. See you tomorrow.

411
00:19:43,775 --> 00:19:44,708
Yes.

412
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,345
what are you doing

413
00:19:51,215 --> 00:19:53,250
Hey, Nicki, wait a minute.

414
00:19:54,852 --> 00:19:56,653
Don't worry, okay?

415
00:19:56,687 --> 00:19:57,720
I take care of the bar.

416
00:19:57,755 --> 00:19:58,989
Go to the movies with her.

417
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,523
are you sure

418
00:20:00,558 --> 00:20:02,025
Please let me
i do this for you

419
00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:03,293
Okay, give me the pants.

420
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:05,329
No, I don't want to do this again.

421
00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:08,130
go Have fun.

422
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,533
Thanks, man.

423
00:20:12,402 --> 00:20:14,003
I'm going to see a movie.

424
00:20:15,773 --> 00:20:19,175
Hey. Don't you worry?
I've got you covered.

425
00:20:24,448 --> 00:20:28,383
Everyone out! We close.

426
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,889
Sometimes I think never
I won't have the courage to

427
00:20:33,923 --> 00:20:35,390
I'm inviting a guy to town, you know?

428
00:20:35,424 --> 00:20:37,493
But I was driving the other day,

429
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:39,628
And I saw a very handsome guy.

430
00:20:39,662 --> 00:20:42,130
He was a black guy with blue eyes.

431
00:20:42,164 --> 00:20:43,431
It's like a magic trick.

432
00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:47,535
And thank you for that
you listened to my grumbling.

433
00:20:47,569 --> 00:20:49,037
I really appreciate it.

434
00:20:49,071 --> 00:20:51,873
Are you playing the "little mermaid" with me?

435
00:20:51,907 --> 00:20:55,143
Yes, I wanted to see if
it works with gay guys.

436
00:20:56,278 --> 00:20:57,745
You know, it really worked.

437
00:20:59,348 --> 00:21:01,849
You know, usually I don't
I see attractive from afar,

438
00:21:01,884 --> 00:21:04,284
but now it was something like that
"what's this guy's story?"

439
00:21:04,584 --> 00:21:08,584
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