1 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:13,722 [GRUNTING] 2 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:19,394 | Knew | should've splurged for the turbo. 3 00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:21,396 Aah! 4 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:24,650 ROBIN: Whoa! 5 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:30,572 | take it those weren't pigeons. 6 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:31,782 Look. 7 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:37,79 ROBIN: S? W? 8 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:41,750 [BEEPING] 9 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:43,377 Oh-oh. 10 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,92 [LAUGHING] 11 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:56,431 BATMAN: They're gone. 12 00:00:57,307 --> 00:01:01,61 Great. Now the guys in hero suits are shooting at us. 13 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:14,217 You got them on video? 14 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,721 BATMAN: A city traffic cam recorded their getaway. 15 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,393 ROBIN: Whoa, look at the wheels his sidekick gets. 16 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:27,731 And last week, when Killer Croc managed to escape us, he must've had their help too. 17 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:31,234 That time, they didn't show themselves. They're getting bolder. 18 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:32,402 ROBIN: So, what do you think? 19 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,905 Alternate versions of us from a parallel universe? 20 00:02:35,72 --> 00:02:36,990 Or maybe our matter-antimatter twins. 21 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,34 You've been reading too many comic books. 22 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:40,911 ALFRED: You left out video games. 23 00:02:41,78 --> 00:02:42,746 | thought you might need a reminder. 24 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:45,999 Bruce and Dick have an appointment with their friends the Mallorys. 25 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,752 Andy Mallory? Oh.... 26 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,212 All right, I'll go. 27 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,839 But I'm not gonna have any fun. 28 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:56,593 Whoo-hoo! 29 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,932 And where exactly did you leave my brother? 30 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:03,392 Too slow. 31 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,602 ANDY: Maybe. 32 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:07,938 But | got style. 33 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,272 Yee-ha! 34 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,275 Yeah. You fall way cooler than | do. 35 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,194 Yet you keep trying to impress me. 36 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,862 WILL: Come on, you two. 37 00:03:16,29 --> 00:03:20,75 Andy and | both appreciate you guys lending us this gear for our next climb. 38 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:21,827 BRUCE: No problem. 39 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:25,372 Wayne Tech developed it for the military, but I'd rather it get used for fun. 40 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,41 Here, let me show you how the zip-line works. 41 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:37,926 The cable's threaded with titanium. It's thin, but it can hold a ton. 42 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,637 Hook your harness to the line, and.... 43 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:54,234 Okay, Dick. Show Andy how to hook himself in. 44 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,778 Like I'm gonna learn from a loser. 45 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,155 Hey, | was first. 46 00:03:58,363 --> 00:03:59,364 [GRUNTING] 47 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:01,158 DICK: Out of my way. ANDY: Look out. 48 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:02,993 [BOTH YELLING] 49 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:05,746 DICK: Brilliant. 50 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,330 Your fault. 51 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:11,626 So how to retrieve a stuck teammate. 52 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,632 | guess I'll see you at fencing next week. 53 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,50 Dick? 54 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:21,678 Yeah, see you. 55 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,225 Guess they'll be having a "talk." 56 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,436 So will we. 57 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:34,107 Aw, let it go, big bro. 58 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:38,28 Look at all the schwag you scored from your chump friend. 59 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:41,531 Every little bit helps when you've got a bat to squash. 60 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:52,542 Good evening, and welcome to the first broadcast... 61 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:55,378 ...of the city's newest lottery sensation. 62 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:58,465 The Gotham Millionaire Fun Ball. 63 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,717 [CROWD CHEERING] 64 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:10,310 | can see why you think this might attract someone's attention. 65 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:14,397 Let's get right to it and find out our first number. 66 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:15,899 [HORN HONKING] 67 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,528 JOKER [OVER BULLHORN]: Wait. 68 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,72 Wait for me. 69 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,741 [PEOPLE YELLING] 70 00:05:33,41 --> 00:05:34,626 [JOKER LAUGHING] 71 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,127 Oh, this is awful. 72 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:37,712 | can't find my ticket. 73 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:38,880 Ah. 74 00:05:39,47 --> 00:05:40,924 There's the ticket. 75 00:05:41,91 --> 00:05:42,92 [GASPS] 76 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:43,426 [COUGHING] 77 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:46,596 [LAUGHING] 78 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:49,891 [SCREAMING] 79 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:57,983 Now, that's what I call a winning smile. 80 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:05,240 [GIGGLING] 81 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:08,660 [GRUNTING] 82 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,957 What a million-dollar surprise. 83 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:17,586 Now, | can win the lottery and scratch off Batman at the-- 84 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:18,503 [TIRES SCREECH] 85 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:19,421 Huh? 86 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:28,555 Hey, you stepped on my line. 87 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:32,559 Take your money, Joker. We'll handle the Batman. 88 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:34,811 Who asked you? 89 00:06:44,29 --> 00:06:45,155 Aah! 90 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:50,702 [LAUGHS] 91 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:53,997 Aah! Aah. Aah. 92 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:55,624 ROBIN: W and S. 93 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,792 Wipe-out and Sudden-stop. 94 00:06:58,43 --> 00:07:01,87 That's Wrath and Scorn. 95 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,264 [GRUNTING] 96 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:15,143 Who are you? Why are you doing this? 97 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:17,145 Someone has to stand up to your kind. 98 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:21,483 Joker is just trying to make a living, like anyone else. 99 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:27,197 Criminals are simple, Batman. Direct. 100 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:30,533 Joker doesn't wear a mask. He shows his face for the world to see. 101 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:33,620 -Then you won't mind doing the same? -You first. 102 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,122 [GRUNTING] 103 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,645 [BEEPING] 104 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,577 [PEOPLE GASPING] 105 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,456 [YELLING] 106 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:24,587 [GASPING] 107 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:33,972 [DEVICE BEEPING] 108 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:57,328 Hey, Will, sorry about missing fencing class. 109 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,122 Suddenly my schedule got jammed. 110 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:00,623 WILL: That's okay, Bruce. 111 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,43 l've got some extra business to take care of too. 112 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,252 We'll hook up later. 113 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:05,462 [SPEAKS IN ITALIAN] 114 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:11,09 -What's wrong? -Sometimes our schedules are too similar. 115 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:12,635 ANDY: Extra business? 116 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:15,180 If it were a business, Joker would cut us in on his take. 117 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:16,806 All the criminals would. 118 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,641 We're not doing it for money. 119 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,977 We're doing it for them. 120 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,647 Why bother? | don't even remember them. 121 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:26,149 They'd be proud of you. 122 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:28,818 They'd be proud of us both for taking on the Batman. 123 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,487 He's everything they hated. 124 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:35,158 That, Mom and Dad and | have in common. 125 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:36,659 It's funny. 126 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:39,79 Last night, | felt like we knew each other. 127 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,248 -We were So in sync. -Ugh. 128 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,834 Don't tell me you're starting to respect him. 129 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:48,04 Little brother, you've got nothing to worry about there. 130 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:50,215 In fact, now that we know we can take him... 131 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:53,676 . It's time to move on to the next stage. 132 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,514 KILLER CROC: What's with the club meeting? 133 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,682 SCARFACE: Yeah, | ain't no joiner. 134 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:03,937 Uh, that's true. Mr. Scarface tells me all the time, he works alone. 135 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:07,232 This better not be one of your teamwork schemes, pengy. 136 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:11,194 | assure you, | had nothing to do with this. 137 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,570 Joker? 138 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:13,863 Please. 139 00:10:14,30 --> 00:10:17,367 | had no time to clean up, put out trail mix, grease the trapdoor. 140 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,160 WRATH: | invited you here. 141 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,207 Oh, it's this one. 142 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,751 You know, | could have handled Batman myself. 143 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:29,712 But, no. You had to take all the fun out of it. 144 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:32,674 Ah. Now, just a second. 145 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:35,885 | was thrilled to have this good fellow's assistance... 146 00:10:36,52 --> 00:10:38,513 ...and | vote we hear the man out. 147 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,724 So who are you and what's your racket? 148 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,394 No racket. I'm just a friend. 149 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,813 One who believes criminals have it tough enough... 150 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,65 ...without having to deal with that rabid bat. 151 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,236 Scorn and | are just here to even the field. 152 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:56,739 -What if we don't want your help? WRATH: That's up to you. 153 00:10:56,906 --> 00:11:00,785 But there's a job tonight that could make you all infinitely rich. 154 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,912 It's too ambitious for any one criminal... 155 00:11:03,79 --> 00:11:06,457 ...but with my backup, you might be able to pull it off. 156 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,462 ROBIN: Engraving plates? 157 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,631 -For printing money? -Right. 158 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,92 They're being unloaded at the docks tonight. 159 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:19,304 It's too big a prize not to attract Wrath. 160 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:25,977 You know, it's kind of creepy how you're getting into this guy's head. 161 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,937 It's like you and he are the same. 162 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,273 Not in the way that counts. 163 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:45,788 GUARD: Who's there? 164 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:48,791 [ROARS] 165 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,212 What? 166 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,379 [COUGHING] 167 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,507 Nice shot, Mr. Scarface. 168 00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,928 BOTH: Aah! 169 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,141 Shocking. 170 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,896 So, what's left for me to do? 171 00:12:10,63 --> 00:12:12,482 Hey, help me unload this loot. 172 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,318 Oh, good times. 173 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,157 [SIREN WAILING] 174 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,664 Harbor patrol. 175 00:12:35,46 --> 00:12:36,297 [BOTH GASP] 176 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,853 Get out of here. 177 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,525 [ROBIN WHISTLES] 178 00:13:02,31 --> 00:13:03,408 [GRUNTING] 179 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,44 BATMAN: Titanium cable. 180 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,216 Bruce? 181 00:13:21,09 --> 00:13:23,177 It is you. 182 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,685 We are too much alike. 183 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,735 SCORN: What's the problem, bird boy? 184 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,946 Too scared to take me head-on? 185 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,240 What's your problem, Scorn-dog? 186 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,867 Too slow to catch me? 187 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,49 Not too bright either. 188 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,469 WRATH: It's a little like fencing class, isn't it, old pal? 189 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,179 You know who | am, don't you? 190 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,722 | wish | didn't. 191 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:11,392 Then you know why I'm going to win. I'm willing to destroy my enemies. 192 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,561 [GRUNTING] 193 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,272 You just send yours to jail. 194 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,107 [SIRENS WAILING] 195 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,662 Jail will do. 196 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:33,956 [SIRENS WAILING] 197 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:38,795 Where's Wrath? 198 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,463 Move it, dummy. 199 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,761 KILLER CROC: I'm out of here. 200 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:48,930 [GUNS COCK] 201 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,235 [GROANS] 202 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,240 [GRUNTING] 203 00:15:34,16 --> 00:15:35,476 Where is he? 204 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,687 He's on speakerphone. 205 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,481 You failed us, friend. 206 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,818 We barely got out of there with our feathers intact. 207 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,695 I'll make it up to you and then some. 208 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,905 Because | now know who Batman is. 209 00:15:48,72 --> 00:15:50,700 And I'm going to rid the city of him once and for all. 210 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,161 Did you hear that, dummy? 211 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,496 That'll be my gift to you. 212 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,206 Let's go. 213 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,168 Next stop, Wayne mansion. 214 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,44 Where's your smile, Joker? 215 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,214 It's the end of the Batman. 216 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,383 Hmm. 217 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,720 BATMAN: | can't believe it. 218 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,890 Will and Andy's parents were notorious jewel thieves. 219 00:16:14,56 --> 00:16:15,725 Explains the Mallory money. 220 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,185 Eventually, they got caught... 221 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:20,271 ...and were sent to prison around the same time my parents died. 222 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:21,939 So, what's our next move? 223 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,983 We pay the Mallory brothers a visit. 224 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:27,195 WRATH: Unless we get to you first. 225 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,404 Aah! 226 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:51,677 I'm sorry, Sir. 227 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,55 He came up behind me as | opened the clock. 228 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:57,183 It's all right. Just stay hidden somewhere safe. 229 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,898 Come on out, Dickie bird. 230 00:17:04,65 --> 00:17:05,650 We got a score to settle. 231 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,69 ROBIN: Right behind you, Andrew. 232 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,534 Aah! 233 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,828 [GRUNTING] 234 00:17:19,80 --> 00:17:21,249 WRATH: | should have known you were Batman, Bruce. 235 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,751 You were always so civic-minded. 236 00:17:24,43 --> 00:17:26,754 It ends here and now. 237 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:36,430 | destroy this place, | destroy everything you are. 238 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,685 And then I'll destroy you. 239 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,983 "Somewhere safe," he says. 240 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,986 [YELLING AND GRUNTING] 241 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,322 SCORN: Gotcha, Dickie. 242 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,783 WRATH: It's over, Bruce. 243 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,994 You've forgotten home-court advantage. 244 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,996 WRATH: You have no court left. 245 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,998 You'd be surprised. 246 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,85 [HIGH-PITCHED WHINING] 247 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,340 [WRATH GRUNTING] 248 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:13,509 [WRATH YELLING] 249 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,350 Huh? Aah! 250 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,739 You come to our house? 251 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:43,873 [ALFRED CLEARS THROAT] 252 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,418 Is it over? 253 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,632 WRATH: If | go to jail, I'll tell everyone who you are. 254 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,425 You'll be a target the rest of your life. 255 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:58,12 But | swear, I'll never tell a soul if you just let us go. 256 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,849 But that really would destroy everything | am. 257 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,393 You think I'm kidding, Batman? 258 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,978 You're finished, through. 259 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,897 Hear me? It's over. 260 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:11,525 Get ready to be famous, Dickie. 261 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,697 So that's it? He tells, and there's no more Batman? 262 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,574 I'm afraid so. 263 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,786 It was great while it lasted. 264 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,374 Bad night, boys? 265 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,84 Joker. Hurry, uncuff us. 266 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,919 Oh, I'll do better than that. 267 00:19:30,86 --> 00:19:32,672 I'll completely unhinge you. 268 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,173 What? You can't. 269 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,92 We know who he is. We'll tell you. 270 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,259 Batman. He's-- 271 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,95 [COUGHING] 272 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,97 [WRATH AND SCORN LAUGHING] 273 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,140 [JOKER LAUGHING] 274 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,310 JOKER: Destroying you is my game. 275 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,63 And | won't have anyone stealing my fun. 276 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:50,773 [LAUGHS MANIACALLY] 277 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,611 ROBIN: So does this mean we're back in business? 278 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:59,615 BATMAN: | don't think anyone's telling secrets any time soon.