1 00:01:16,979 --> 00:01:19,380 Hey girl, want some brown liquor? 2 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:21,300 Brown liquor don't make this pussy bad. 3 00:01:22,020 --> 00:01:23,100 Tequila it is. 4 00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:24,620 Here you go. 5 00:01:33,380 --> 00:01:35,140 So what are you doing here anyway? 6 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:36,680 What do you think I'm doing here? 7 00:01:37,540 --> 00:01:39,000 I'm starting in the opening thing. 8 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:40,460 Been there, done that. 9 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:51,040 Richie? Yeah, that makes sense. Because you know these 10 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,040 motherfuckers can't read. 11 00:01:52,540 --> 00:01:53,479 I know. 12 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:54,880 Who goes a few ways, brother? 13 00:01:55,140 --> 00:01:59,020 Well, it's nice to... phone me here in a super awkward way. 14 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,020 Likewise, but I've gotta be honest, when I see your profile pic, I bet you 15 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:05,100 almost twice left because you look mad goofy. 16 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:09,840 But surprisingly, you know, goofy niggas gotta be good, so here we are. 17 00:02:10,139 --> 00:02:11,320 I'll take you for a Jersey girl. 18 00:02:11,540 --> 00:02:12,540 A Jersey girl? 19 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:17,060 Listen, I love Jerseys, yeah, but I'm a Harlem girl. Born and motherfuckin' 20 00:02:17,060 --> 00:02:18,900 raised. Real niggas on me, yeah. 21 00:02:19,260 --> 00:02:20,720 Oh, so you're black. 22 00:02:22,820 --> 00:02:23,820 No, motherfucker! 23 00:02:27,660 --> 00:02:28,660 No cat. 24 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:29,760 The cat. 25 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:31,240 Fuck all y 'all. 26 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,560 Bitch, spit them pearls back out. 27 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:36,880 I want your shit. 28 00:02:38,980 --> 00:02:41,820 Hello? So tell me, what's your favorite scary movie? 29 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:46,480 I don't really do them. You know, all the stupid tropes and shit. Why is it 30 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:49,520 always the white bitch at the end? Because they know it's too hard to kill 31 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:52,440 sister. You know what I'm saying? Because if the sister can survive 32 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,100 cheese, we can survive anything. 33 00:02:55,380 --> 00:02:56,680 You know, it might help you. 34 00:02:58,130 --> 00:03:00,190 Met you outside. Boy, you is needy. 35 00:03:01,010 --> 00:03:02,770 What's your sign? Must be a Scorpio. 36 00:03:02,990 --> 00:03:03,990 How'd you know? 37 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:06,090 Good dick, though. But toxic as hell. 38 00:03:06,350 --> 00:03:09,970 Hey, is the restaurant here an alley? Yes, hurry, before they rob your ass. 39 00:03:10,810 --> 00:03:13,370 Frozen? Nah, not today. Cheap bitch. 40 00:03:13,630 --> 00:03:14,489 Heard you all. 41 00:03:14,490 --> 00:03:16,330 Okay, I'm coming down the alley now. 42 00:03:17,010 --> 00:03:18,870 I'm here. Can you see me? I'm waving. 43 00:03:19,730 --> 00:03:20,730 No. 44 00:03:21,350 --> 00:03:23,070 The person I'm looking at's not waving. 45 00:03:23,830 --> 00:03:26,890 In fact, they're just staring at me. Well, stare at his ass back. 46 00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:30,910 And don't blink. Never blink. You've got such felicity to learn. What? 47 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:32,830 No, they're walking towards me now. 48 00:03:33,570 --> 00:03:35,070 Oh, no, they have a knife. 49 00:03:35,390 --> 00:03:36,690 Why don't I leave his ass over here? 50 00:03:37,190 --> 00:03:38,570 I thought that was the worst part. 51 00:03:39,230 --> 00:03:45,550 The worst part is, you know so much about horror movies, and yet you still 52 00:03:45,550 --> 00:03:47,030 into the army alone. 53 00:03:48,390 --> 00:03:51,950 Yeah, but the worst part is, you're fucking with a New York bitch. 54 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:11,640 Get on to the mentorship. 55 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,540 Seriously, Len? I didn't recognize your bird call. I thought you was going to 56 00:04:28,540 --> 00:04:29,540 war with us. 57 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:30,820 That's a pigeon, nigga. 58 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:34,600 It's supposed to be... A hawk's going to attack. 59 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:37,240 My bad. 60 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:38,300 Are you done? 61 00:04:43,740 --> 00:04:46,320 Bitch, I'm Tiana Taylor. My ass got ass. 62 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:53,900 Come on, girl. We want this out. 63 00:04:58,140 --> 00:04:59,560 Somebody help me. 64 00:05:01,180 --> 00:05:02,340 No, no, no, no. 65 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:05,320 Now, 66 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,380 get your whole head in that zone. 67 00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:19,500 Hey, Tiana, you might have kicked my ass, but you still didn't win that 68 00:05:20,180 --> 00:05:21,780 What'd you say about my Oscar? 69 00:05:22,220 --> 00:05:23,440 Did I stutter? 70 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:24,720 You lost. 71 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,200 You're right. 72 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,320 But I won that Golden Globe, bitch. 73 00:05:29,220 --> 00:05:30,660 Oh my God, really? 74 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,840 See, that's why I never watched horror movies. 75 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,080 It's fucking terrible. 76 00:05:34,260 --> 00:05:37,140 Just a bunch of celebrity cameos and fart gags. 77 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,820 So, you don't like parodies? 78 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,400 I'm more into Judd Apatow films. 79 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:42,700 You know. 80 00:05:42,780 --> 00:05:43,780 Elevated comedy. 81 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,760 And what is elevated comedy? 82 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:51,040 The kind that doesn't actually make anyone laugh, but makes white people 83 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,040 smart. 84 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,000 Tuesday, don't answer that. 85 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:56,420 It'd be post -safe. 86 00:05:56,780 --> 00:05:58,360 Oh, come on, Elle. 87 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,520 Stuff like that only happens in the movies. 88 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:04,500 Oh, hey. 89 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,960 I wasn't expecting you to answer the door. 90 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:08,280 What the fuck? 91 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,180 Now, here's my knife. 92 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:11,440 Not this. 93 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:14,420 Hello, Tuesday. 94 00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:46,430 Just Ritalin for my ADHD. 95 00:06:47,190 --> 00:06:48,450 Adderall for PTSD. 96 00:06:48,730 --> 00:06:50,390 A couple Xanax for my anxiety. 97 00:06:50,830 --> 00:06:51,910 And your voter pills. 98 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:54,430 So good luck getting it up now. 99 00:06:56,810 --> 00:07:01,030 Jesus, Sarah, how many did you take? I don't know. How many come in a bottle? 100 00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:03,930 Hey, Jeff. 101 00:07:04,110 --> 00:07:08,410 Sarah, Tuesday's in the hospital. She was stabbed by a killer. You know, 102 00:07:08,490 --> 00:07:10,890 Ghostface. Wait, from Wu -Tang? 103 00:07:11,340 --> 00:07:15,420 Why would Ghostface Killer, aka Pretty Tony, aka Starkey Love, want to stab my 104 00:07:15,420 --> 00:07:18,080 sister? God, Sarah, it wasn't Ghostface Killer. 105 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:19,820 It was somebody in a Ghostface mask. 106 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,820 Ah, okay, that makes more sense. 107 00:07:44,490 --> 00:07:45,610 I can't make up for the past. 108 00:07:46,170 --> 00:07:47,170 Well, hey, hey, hey. 109 00:07:47,910 --> 00:07:48,910 I'm going with you. 110 00:07:49,390 --> 00:07:53,010 Not because I'm the obvious killer trying to lure you back here from town. 111 00:07:53,010 --> 00:07:54,070 just a supportive boyfriend. 112 00:07:54,510 --> 00:07:55,590 Yeah. That's all. 113 00:07:57,050 --> 00:07:58,890 Okay, let's go. Get in the car. 114 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:01,890 Listen, we just have to make one stop on the way. 115 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:03,830 I survived. 116 00:08:04,890 --> 00:08:06,730 All thanks to my lucky penny. 117 00:08:43,579 --> 00:08:45,920 I'm a cool mom. Everybody wish they had. 118 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:46,839 I'm lit. 119 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:50,220 Don't forget, I got practice later, so I'll be home late. You only made the 120 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:53,160 because you're black, and those racist fucks assumed you could play. 121 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,840 It's 2026. I don't think race is an issue. 122 00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:58,300 Do you read black Twitter? 123 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:02,800 No. Oh, Ray, are you still dating that hoe? 124 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:07,700 Okay, stop hoe -shaming her, Tessa. Just because Daryl and them ran a train on 125 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:10,140 her doesn't make her a hoe. She's not a hoe. 126 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:11,680 She's sex positive. 127 00:09:12,030 --> 00:09:13,750 Well, I'm positive she's a ho. 128 00:09:14,870 --> 00:09:16,510 Hey, girl! Look at you! 129 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,250 Early for Halloween, huh? 130 00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:20,090 What you do this year? Bloody schoolgirl! 131 00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:21,329 Happy, huh? 132 00:09:21,330 --> 00:09:22,330 I miss me. 133 00:09:23,310 --> 00:09:24,350 Love the hair. 134 00:09:24,770 --> 00:09:26,510 I mean, I'll take it center. 135 00:09:26,850 --> 00:09:30,170 Well, thank you very much. I gotta invite you over and make you a little 136 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:35,150 pie. Ooh, you know what? I gotta get to African American history class. We're 137 00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:36,150 learning about slavery. 138 00:09:36,370 --> 00:09:39,310 Come to find out. It was a choice. You see that right there? 139 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,630 That's Kanye. That's right. 140 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,080 They've been teaching us wrong all this time. 141 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:45,380 Mm -hmm. Stay black. 142 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:47,179 Bye, Mom. 143 00:09:47,180 --> 00:09:49,880 All right. Bye, baby. Bye, baby. Bye. 144 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:53,940 Son, I put some condoms in your bag. You know how they try to trap y 'all. 145 00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:55,340 Okay, 146 00:09:57,540 --> 00:10:00,800 seriously? Sheriff Greg, you don't have to walk me to class. I'm fine. 147 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,260 Jess, there's a serial killer on the loose. 148 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:06,160 I'm not going to let anything happen to my baby girl. 149 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,980 Boy, okay? I'm a baby boy. I'm sorry. 150 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,660 I'm having a hard time with this transition. 151 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:12,940 Okay, it's really simple. 152 00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:14,880 Treat me like one of the guys. 153 00:10:15,140 --> 00:10:16,140 Okay? 154 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,440 I can do that? Yeah. 155 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,239 Slap fight. 156 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,240 Oh, you call that a slap? 157 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:26,380 Who the hell did you do that for? 158 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,220 I look like such a bitch. 159 00:10:29,380 --> 00:10:30,380 Bitch. 160 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,600 You look like shit. 161 00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:03,940 Hey, please. This is clearly a woman who's run out of condition. 162 00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:07,300 Oh, be careful where you walk. The whole place is a booby trap. 163 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,900 You never know when that psycho's gonna come back. 164 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,280 Come in. 165 00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:13,180 Okay. 166 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:23,900 I hate 167 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:24,900 this job. 168 00:11:27,580 --> 00:11:28,580 Mr. Campbell. 169 00:11:30,350 --> 00:11:31,630 I'm Jack, Sarah's boyfriend. 170 00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:34,190 I've heard so much about you. 171 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:35,590 None of it good. 172 00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:41,630 I have heard nothing about you, Jack. I assume you're a piece of shit. But how 173 00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:45,970 would I know when I haven't heard from my daughter in, what, six months? 174 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:51,330 Six years, Mother. And whose fault is that? And whose fault is that? I don't 175 00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:52,330 know. Maybe it's yours. 176 00:11:53,490 --> 00:11:54,490 That's fair. 177 00:11:54,710 --> 00:11:57,630 We want to learn from the horror you survived. 178 00:11:58,090 --> 00:11:59,090 Look. 179 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:03,640 Scary movie three and four paid me a lot of money for a girl. There is nothing 180 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,640 to learn there. 181 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:07,440 But if you want to talk about the house, buddy, shoot. 182 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:08,700 It's happening again. 183 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:13,000 Some asshole in a mask. We have to stop him. 184 00:12:13,540 --> 00:12:15,040 You're not ready, love bug. 185 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,240 I have been preparing for this for years. 186 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,280 Sacrificed everything. 187 00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:21,860 You are a terrible mother. 188 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,280 Come on, honey. 189 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,160 We have some good times. 190 00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:29,390 Like that Christmas I took you to meet Santa at the mall? 191 00:12:33,390 --> 00:12:38,590 Your turn, Sarah. 192 00:12:39,530 --> 00:12:42,030 Move. Hi, Santa. 193 00:12:42,710 --> 00:12:45,990 Sorry if I don't sit in your lap. 194 00:12:46,210 --> 00:12:47,690 You creep me out. 195 00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:21,650 Santa doesn't exist. 196 00:13:22,270 --> 00:13:27,170 Mother, I need your help. To heal our emotional wounds and put the past behind 197 00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:29,310 us? Oh, God, no. 198 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,590 No, to kill Ghostface. 199 00:13:32,150 --> 00:13:33,350 Do you have any guns? 200 00:13:34,870 --> 00:13:37,430 I am Cindy fucking Campbell. 201 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:43,530 I've got millions of guns, but none of them are registered due to my mental 202 00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:44,530 health issues. 203 00:13:44,770 --> 00:13:47,430 So if you could just keep that all below. 204 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,260 Okay, so I spoke to Sarah earlier. 205 00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:06,260 Oh, is she coming? You know what I did? 206 00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:07,460 Hear a buzzing sound. 207 00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:10,220 So it's possible. No, I meant to Woodsville. 208 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,160 Dumbass. Oh, I forgot that. 209 00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:13,259 Hey, Jimbo! 210 00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:14,260 Go deep! 211 00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:16,260 Oh! 212 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Sweet! 213 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:22,180 Speaking of going deep... Uh, I don't know if it's a good time. 214 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:25,360 Everyone knows what happens to teenagers who try to make love when there's a 215 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,199 killer on the loose. 216 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,420 Brad's right about one thing, guys. 217 00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:28,680 Okay, Ghostface is back. 218 00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:29,940 We need to arm up. 219 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:31,239 Pepper spray? 220 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,240 Check. 221 00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:34,460 Taser. Check. 222 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Butt plug? 223 00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:37,260 Double plug. 224 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:40,760 Goddamn! You just carry that thing around? 225 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,120 It's easy to hide. 226 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:46,400 In your butt? 227 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,300 I'm impressed. 228 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:12,680 I'm tired of you little Gen Z alpha niggas using terms like unk and auntie, 229 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:17,340 gaslighting, blazing and glamping, trying to make my generation sound old. 230 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:18,500 ain't your damn unk, nigga. 231 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:22,580 Shorty, you're a mother's brother, so yeah, technically you are our uncle. 232 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,460 Oh, my bad. 233 00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:27,900 It's crazy that they let you teach here. 234 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,140 Teach? Nah, nigga. 235 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:31,560 I attend. 236 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,660 You're looking at a proud 25th year senior. 237 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,020 When are you finally going to graduate? 238 00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:40,300 By the time we do a sequel and I gotta follow you little young niggas to 239 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,580 to get my check. Wait, guys, Tuesday's awake. 240 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,780 All right, Tuesday. Who the fuck is Tuesday? 241 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,560 Hey, we gotta go to the hospital. You gonna take the bus home? 242 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:48,900 Nah, the PJ. 243 00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:50,580 Private Jed? 244 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:51,720 Yeah, jealous. 245 00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:55,720 Man, you smoke weed all day. Just play video games, live stream. 246 00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:57,540 You literally got money doing nothing. 247 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,740 Exactly. I leave the hard work for the old head. 248 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:02,640 Jesus! 249 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:04,640 Still the same short. 250 00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:09,670 Check my crypto. Oh shit, I'm up three million dollars. 251 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,350 Damn, now I'm down five million. 252 00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:15,410 This shit, we're crazy, son. 253 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,490 Sister Brenda, it's okay. 254 00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:56,130 You heard the call of sin. Yes, you did. 255 00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:59,990 But the Lord has called on us to show men such like you the way. 256 00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:01,450 Come on, son. 257 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:02,770 Come with us. 258 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:04,590 Come on us. 259 00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:10,770 God see you coming. So don't cheat that come on. We need you to come like you 260 00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:11,770 never came before. 261 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,990 Come for the father, come for the son. 262 00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:16,410 I'm going to hold your hand and we're going to come together. 263 00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:31,210 Oh, my bad. 264 00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:33,130 Last time. 265 00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:39,450 Let's welcome a new member to our congregation. 266 00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:48,850 I'm not 267 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,170 gay no more. 268 00:18:10,639 --> 00:18:11,720 I'll go along with it. 269 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,230 Thank you. 270 00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,210 Who's that Jeffrey Dahmer lookalike? 271 00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:47,190 This is my boyfriend, Jack. 272 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:48,670 Really nice to meet you. 273 00:20:49,590 --> 00:20:51,210 Look like Ted Bundy to me. 274 00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:53,410 But that ain't none of my business. 275 00:20:55,890 --> 00:20:58,030 This old stabbed up bitch here needs some rest. 276 00:20:58,270 --> 00:21:00,010 So y 'all, get the fuck out! 277 00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:01,230 Yes, ma 'am. 278 00:21:02,890 --> 00:21:05,610 Oh, not you, Sarah. Why? What did I do? 279 00:21:07,090 --> 00:21:08,130 I'm so scared. 280 00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:12,130 Oh, twos. You should be. 281 00:21:12,850 --> 00:21:15,230 You've been stabbed nine times. 282 00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:17,410 And the killer knows where you live. 283 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:21,790 I would invite you to come stay at my place, but I don't really want that kind 284 00:21:21,790 --> 00:21:22,870 of juju in my house. 285 00:21:23,430 --> 00:21:26,230 For all we know, he's standing right outside that door. 286 00:21:32,690 --> 00:21:33,690 Comforting, Sarah. 287 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,610 I thought I was going to die. 288 00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:36,890 I know, me too. 289 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,030 I planned a funeral. 290 00:21:40,150 --> 00:21:44,840 What the hell? And I wrote your own... obituary more like chatty t wrote it but 291 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:48,360 you're still here and i will never let anyone hurt you 292 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:36,420 this shit, baby. That's my show. Frogs and that Idris Alba make this Gucci 293 00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:37,420 pop, pop, pop. 294 00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:41,640 Dear Lord, please accept this white bitch in. 295 00:22:42,140 --> 00:22:45,560 Oh! The Lord works in mysterious ways. 296 00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:47,580 I'm going on break. 297 00:24:47,850 --> 00:24:50,210 It's metal. I told you. I fell. 298 00:24:50,510 --> 00:24:52,370 Now where exactly are we going? 299 00:24:52,870 --> 00:24:53,910 Let's do an experiment. 300 00:25:06,510 --> 00:25:07,510 Go away! 301 00:25:07,550 --> 00:25:10,870 I'm so sorry to bother you. We just want to ask you a few questions. 302 00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:13,830 Give me one good reason why I should talk to you. 303 00:25:14,330 --> 00:25:15,330 I'm white. 304 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,320 Oh, I'm talking Candace Owens' wife. 305 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,640 Oh. That's it. 306 00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:24,180 When you said expert, I assumed you meant more like the old grad type than 307 00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:26,140 class. I'm Sarah Campbell. 308 00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:28,540 I was attacked last night. I think you should leave. 309 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,460 I don't want to get stabbed, and I don't want COVID, okay? 310 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,980 Please, come on. Just two minutes. That's all I'm asking. No, no. 311 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:36,700 I'll give you eight minutes. 312 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000 And another thing. 313 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,880 Oh, I can taste it. Go. 314 00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:44,680 Oh, my gosh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. 315 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:47,800 No, you guys are good. 316 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:51,620 When did the work week become the woke week? We've got Black Friday. What's 317 00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:52,620 next? Mulatto Monday? 318 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,260 I mean, Yellow Thursday? 319 00:25:55,260 --> 00:25:56,780 Come on. 320 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,960 Let me get this out of the way. 321 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,400 Oh. Sorry. 322 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,100 Oh, this is done. 323 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:07,820 Yep, you're good. 324 00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:12,020 You're Cindy's daughter, right? Yeah. 325 00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:13,820 Yeah. I don't know him. 326 00:26:14,060 --> 00:26:16,140 Oh, this is Jack, my love interest. 327 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,020 No, no, no, no. 328 00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:23,420 Rule number one of surviving a horror movie is never trust the love interest. 329 00:26:23,740 --> 00:26:24,740 Look at him. 330 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:31,120 He's got that weird lazy eye poking one leg and he's drooling like a psychopath. 331 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,140 He's got that stumped leg. 332 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,880 Makes the ball walk weird and creepy. 333 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,540 I don't have a stump. 334 00:26:37,780 --> 00:26:38,780 I got done. 335 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:41,440 Oh. Don't look at me. 336 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,140 Just off your duty. 337 00:26:45,060 --> 00:26:46,060 Retired. 338 00:26:46,419 --> 00:26:48,700 Listen, Doofy, we could really use your help. 339 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,700 Yeah. I can't go back to that life. 340 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,940 Plus, we're in the middle of a global pandemic. Okay, I hate to break it to 341 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,200 but COVID has been over for, like, years. 342 00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:00,260 Really? 343 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,720 Yeah. 344 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,440 Damn it! 345 00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:08,080 What am I going to do with all this candy? 346 00:27:10,620 --> 00:27:14,580 Get out. I don't want ghost shit to find me. And don't come back. 347 00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:37,260 Okay, 348 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:43,240 just because he showered doesn't mean that... Yeah, I didn't shower. I just 349 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,700 water from my mouth. 350 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,100 You want some? 351 00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:47,180 No, that's okay. 352 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,360 I did. Come on, juicy. 353 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,760 Yeah, do it. 354 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,460 Sarah, is your Vietnam mom coming? Or can we start talking about this plot? 355 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:57,700 Uh... Hi. 356 00:27:58,880 --> 00:27:59,880 You came. 357 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:03,740 Not in like 15 years, honey. But I did buy this. 358 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,100 New rose, so fingers crossed. 359 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,880 from the weed, smoke, your love of the McRib and racist cops? 360 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,860 I didn't think you had a chance. 361 00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:42,220 Yeah, that's a terrible comment. 362 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,500 Hi, Sam. 363 00:28:44,740 --> 00:28:46,180 Stop smiling at me! 364 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,600 Shit! 365 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:50,840 Wildstar! 366 00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:56,460 Wildstar! Wildstar! Hey, he's intellectually disabled. That's just how 367 00:28:56,540 --> 00:29:00,620 you drunk honky. Hey, hey, hey. Don't call that white bitch a honky. Come on, 368 00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:01,700 have some respect. 369 00:29:06,510 --> 00:29:08,010 It must be some kind of curse. 370 00:29:08,210 --> 00:29:09,210 Hey, everybody. 371 00:29:09,830 --> 00:29:10,830 Look what I got. 372 00:29:11,270 --> 00:29:16,130 Non -branded gelatin shop made with brain alcohol and GHB. So ain't nobody 373 00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:19,250 sipping that name consent to life long time, which I apologize. 374 00:29:19,490 --> 00:29:21,070 Take one. I love being myself. 375 00:29:22,230 --> 00:29:23,510 No. You sure, baby? 376 00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:07,100 You know, 377 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:25,580 Ma, this place could be so cool if you had like a a beer pong table over there, 378 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:26,660 maybe like a snack wall. 379 00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:29,920 What you know about cool? When I was your age, I was popping bottles with 380 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,440 Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, all the Shons. 381 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,520 That ain't as well. Your mama was the freak in the free course. 382 00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:40,540 You want to see something cool? 383 00:30:41,020 --> 00:30:42,140 I'm going to show you something cool. 384 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,880 Ted Bundy eyes, looking like a school shooter. I think you the killer. Oh, me? 385 00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:45,280 Okay, what about Deputy Doofy over there? 386 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:46,540 I don't have a motive. 387 00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:47,780 You know, what's my motive? 388 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,800 You were the killer in the first movie. 389 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:55,080 Shouldn't you be locked up? No, I got pardoned. Mostly because of the storming 390 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,380 the Capitol, you know. I got proof. 391 00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:58,880 It's me. 392 00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:00,180 I'm trained. 393 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,240 That's a cool hit. 394 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,340 What about Jeff? 395 00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:05,100 What about me? 396 00:32:05,150 --> 00:32:09,190 If anybody here has issues that could lead to murder, leave me in the 397 00:32:09,550 --> 00:32:11,210 Transpaming is not cool, okay? 398 00:32:11,610 --> 00:32:12,770 He's just a dude. 399 00:32:13,210 --> 00:32:16,130 Minus the for body strength and the dick part. 400 00:32:16,410 --> 00:32:18,310 Hey, you don't know what I got down here, okay? 401 00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:19,529 I do. 402 00:32:19,530 --> 00:32:24,950 Hey, hey. Listen, what we know so far is everyone who's been attacked is related 403 00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:26,410 to the original characters. 404 00:32:26,710 --> 00:32:27,770 They wanted to kill the kid. 405 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,820 A what now? Yep, it's like a reboot and a sequel mixed with legacy characters 406 00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:40,280 with new characters and an attempt to feed into bullshit nostalgia and bring 407 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,340 more fans to the theater. Just like last year's I Know What You Did Last Summer. 408 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,599 That's a movie? 409 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,760 What did I do last summer? I think you're talking about the summer I turned 410 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:50,719 pretty. Yeah. 411 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,380 Ray, when did you get here? 412 00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:54,300 I walked in here. I was just hanging out by the minimum. 413 00:32:58,890 --> 00:33:01,870 our killer is writing his own version of horror movie. 414 00:33:02,150 --> 00:33:06,650 Okay, so according to the rebooty call rules, who's the killer? 415 00:33:07,270 --> 00:33:09,550 I think it's pretty obvious. 416 00:33:12,770 --> 00:33:13,770 Who? 417 00:33:14,310 --> 00:33:15,310 You, bitch. 418 00:33:15,430 --> 00:33:18,070 Me? Guys, I am not the killer. 419 00:33:18,370 --> 00:33:23,270 Ghostface attacked Tuesday to lure me back here. I think he attacked Tuesday 420 00:33:23,270 --> 00:33:24,310 get you back here. 421 00:33:24,550 --> 00:33:26,670 So he could get me back here. 422 00:33:27,210 --> 00:33:30,230 He wants to kill the OGs. That was a flex. 423 00:33:30,690 --> 00:33:31,690 Yeah, that sounds better. 424 00:33:31,870 --> 00:33:33,190 Fuck this! 425 00:33:33,570 --> 00:33:35,470 And fuck you, mother! 426 00:33:36,070 --> 00:33:37,750 To your mother? 427 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,480 Agent Underwood? 428 00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:13,199 I'll give you one hint. 429 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:15,639 What's your favorite scary movie? 430 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,100 Well, I'm going to go with Saltburn. 431 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,920 I mean, the member on that English guy was terrifying. 432 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:25,500 And Ken Jeong's junk in The Hangover was a much better depiction of the male 433 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:28,040 anatomy. Now, what do you want, fuckface? 434 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:32,219 Well, I'm just calling to tell you that by the time you get home, I'll have 435 00:34:32,219 --> 00:34:33,420 gutted your baby girl. 436 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,480 Hey, asshole. 437 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:36,920 Be the boy. 438 00:35:04,330 --> 00:35:05,330 for this? 439 00:35:05,850 --> 00:35:07,430 Let me help you. 440 00:35:08,030 --> 00:35:10,370 I got your baby dick. 441 00:35:10,910 --> 00:35:12,490 Winky, winky, winky, winky. 442 00:35:22,050 --> 00:35:23,830 Alright, here we go. 443 00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:25,810 What do you want, fuckface? 444 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:29,290 Like father, like son. 445 00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:32,450 I understand you're home alone. 446 00:35:33,390 --> 00:35:38,510 Dad's out, but the pool guy, the gardener, and the plumber are all here, 447 00:35:38,590 --> 00:35:40,770 asshole. Look out your window. 448 00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:48,730 No, but they're the backbone of the American workforce. 449 00:35:49,850 --> 00:35:51,510 And I'm too white to do those jobs. 450 00:35:51,970 --> 00:35:53,130 But cut to the chase. 451 00:35:53,530 --> 00:35:55,310 I'll ask you one question. 452 00:35:55,650 --> 00:35:58,270 If you answer correctly, you live. 453 00:35:58,710 --> 00:36:02,290 Who was the killer in Horror Movie? 454 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:07,720 Oh, that was easy. It was Bobby and then K. Ray, the guy who was totally into 455 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:10,900 dudes, even though he claimed he wasn't. Classic 2000s homophobia. 456 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,040 But I got you, bitch. Wrong. 457 00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:17,140 You forgot Special Officer Doofy. Now you die. 458 00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:26,840 Oh, fuck that! 459 00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:31,080 You should probably answer that. 460 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,250 I can... I can literally see you trying to steal my package. 461 00:36:35,430 --> 00:36:36,570 Ow, shit. 462 00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:38,930 That was easy. 463 00:36:41,850 --> 00:36:44,990 Uh, someone over at Steak's. Let's go, Puff. 464 00:36:47,890 --> 00:36:48,890 What do you think? 465 00:36:48,950 --> 00:36:52,110 Careful. You wouldn't want to let any killer do this. 466 00:36:52,370 --> 00:36:55,850 You are about to identify as dead. 467 00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:03,700 A girl. 468 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:16,880 Come on, girl! It's that Ghostface show for you! This is Kiki West for 469 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:20,900 OnlyFans Rapid News. Rapid News? You mean BAPid News! You don't even have a 470 00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:22,620 cameraman! My equipment! 471 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,400 Excuse me. 472 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,320 Oh, my. 473 00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:29,740 You're... Yes, yes. 474 00:37:30,110 --> 00:37:34,130 three -time Emmy nominee for outstanding achievement in sensational reporting. 475 00:37:34,370 --> 00:37:38,550 I was going to say the lady from Friends, but shorter than the glass of 476 00:37:38,610 --> 00:37:40,510 Is that what you were going to say? 477 00:37:40,730 --> 00:37:44,490 You seriously don't know who I am? Baby girl, I am Doofus. 478 00:37:45,390 --> 00:37:48,910 Hail Storm. Get the hell out of my way! 479 00:37:54,190 --> 00:37:55,190 Doofus? 480 00:37:58,730 --> 00:37:59,750 You haven't aged a day. 481 00:38:00,310 --> 00:38:03,030 You've aged like a million days. That's just what I'm implying. Yeah, your 482 00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:04,030 fingers felt like genitals. 483 00:38:04,270 --> 00:38:06,250 What are you doing in that ridiculous uniform? 484 00:38:07,210 --> 00:38:08,410 I'm back on the case. 485 00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:10,050 Yeah, I'm going to bust Ghostface. 486 00:38:10,570 --> 00:38:17,410 Well, um, tell me, Special Needs Officer Doofy, um, are there any suspects 487 00:38:17,410 --> 00:38:20,530 in this tragic yet completely predictable incident? 488 00:38:20,770 --> 00:38:22,070 I could not let you say. 489 00:38:22,410 --> 00:38:23,950 No, no, no, no. 490 00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:25,950 Yes, you can. I did not. Yeah. 491 00:38:26,690 --> 00:38:27,690 So mean. 492 00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:35,340 Hey, remember when you used to give blowjobs for sensitive information? 493 00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:39,400 I don't give blowjobs anymore, okay? Nothing's me too. 494 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,680 Okay, sorry. 495 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:45,040 I give handjobs now, but the story better be good. Okay, I'll do a handjob. 496 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,240 Let's do it. Let's do it. 497 00:39:17,260 --> 00:39:18,540 Maybe weed shouldn't be legal. 498 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:22,920 Fuck yeah, it should. 499 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:28,680 Hello, 500 00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:39,080 shorty. You didn't know that smoking is bad for you? 501 00:39:39,340 --> 00:39:45,800 Well, actually, weed ain't bad for you. You got vitamin T, C, and H, C, B, and 502 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:46,800 D. 503 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,240 What's the matter, Shorty? 504 00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:50,980 You look a little antsy. 505 00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:56,540 Maybe because there's a masked serial killer sipping tea in my den. 506 00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:59,560 Shorty, you're my nigga. I mean, friend. 507 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,780 Please. All right. 508 00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:07,380 Do you want to quit smoking? 509 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,840 Well, to be honest, I tried to quit. 510 00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:13,500 But my mother said, I ain't raising no quitters. 511 00:40:14,340 --> 00:40:15,380 So I quit quitting. 512 00:40:15,740 --> 00:40:16,900 We could try hypnosis. 513 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:21,800 Bro, I don't care how many pocket watches you try and wave in front of my 514 00:40:21,940 --> 00:40:23,180 It ain't gonna work, son. 515 00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:25,240 You can't magnetize me. 516 00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:26,620 Sleep. 517 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:30,840 Shorty. 518 00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:34,140 What's up? 519 00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:36,740 Tell me about your mother. 520 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:39,339 Damn, nigga. 521 00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:43,200 Let's start with something light. Like, do you lick ass? Yes or no? 522 00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:44,520 The answer's yes. 523 00:40:45,930 --> 00:40:48,230 So what happened to her, Shorty? 524 00:40:50,630 --> 00:40:51,830 She was coming home. 525 00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:55,290 Her car was parked on the side of the road. 526 00:40:56,130 --> 00:40:57,250 Someone was in it. 527 00:40:58,190 --> 00:41:00,050 And something bad was happening. 528 00:41:04,410 --> 00:41:05,830 Why didn't you call anyone? 529 00:41:06,270 --> 00:41:07,270 I couldn't. 530 00:41:07,370 --> 00:41:08,450 I had a warrant. 531 00:41:18,730 --> 00:41:19,930 I started young, nigga. 532 00:41:21,330 --> 00:41:23,890 Oh, what do you see? 533 00:41:25,890 --> 00:41:31,790 I see a big explosion of water. 534 00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:35,510 It was like a silver light bulb. 535 00:41:39,890 --> 00:41:41,550 Police said it was a murder -suicide. 536 00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:44,370 She killed that man. 537 00:41:44,610 --> 00:41:48,110 When they opened the car door, his little body just slid out. 538 00:42:06,430 --> 00:42:08,030 You're paralyzed. 539 00:42:09,950 --> 00:42:13,690 Now, sink into the chair. 540 00:42:14,010 --> 00:42:15,310 No, wait. Sink. 541 00:43:21,770 --> 00:43:22,770 Thank you. 542 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:52,400 This has been Elon Musk. 543 00:44:24,590 --> 00:44:28,050 probably right. She's tough, but let's see her get stabbed in the cut. 544 00:44:28,270 --> 00:44:29,490 I'm gonna die. 545 00:44:29,910 --> 00:44:31,530 Bobby, you're already dead. 546 00:44:32,010 --> 00:44:36,810 This hallucination is a manifestation of my own guilt for being an awful mom. Or 547 00:44:36,810 --> 00:44:38,390 it could be this room's I just popped. 548 00:44:39,970 --> 00:44:41,390 You're gonna die. 549 00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:44,370 Bitch, you ain't killing me. 550 00:44:50,490 --> 00:44:51,630 You're gonna die. 551 00:45:01,580 --> 00:45:02,700 Everyone smiles in here. 552 00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:08,160 Oh, um, could you point me in the direction of the ICU? 553 00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:10,040 That way or that way? 554 00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:11,900 Visiting hours are over. 555 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,120 Oh, yes, of course. 556 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,460 And that's your lap. See, people think it's your lap, but it's actually 557 00:45:51,460 --> 00:45:54,200 shopping. Boy, your hair look like fondue. It's dirty. 558 00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:31,700 like that shit. 559 00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:34,560 Hello? 560 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,160 Fuck this. 561 00:46:42,180 --> 00:46:43,180 I'm gonna miss you all. 562 00:47:11,210 --> 00:47:15,110 Not to murder you or anything like that. Then why are you wearing gloves? 563 00:47:16,230 --> 00:47:21,130 Would you believe I am thinking about dressing up as O .J. Simpson for 564 00:47:21,130 --> 00:47:22,470 Halloween? But those fit. 565 00:47:23,730 --> 00:47:24,730 No! 566 00:47:25,010 --> 00:47:28,370 Not cool, bro. You almost can't fit. I mean, no! 567 00:48:06,780 --> 00:48:08,880 I've got to get better writers. 568 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,520 Wait until I stick my knife at them. 569 00:48:20,890 --> 00:48:22,990 I'm crying over here. 570 00:49:14,310 --> 00:49:16,050 Excuse me, out of the way. 571 00:49:16,290 --> 00:49:18,750 Step aside. Did you please get a gift? 572 00:49:19,210 --> 00:49:20,210 Yippee! 573 00:49:20,770 --> 00:49:21,770 Who? 574 00:49:24,390 --> 00:49:25,910 Ah, you son of a bitch. 575 00:49:34,860 --> 00:49:39,580 I'll keep your mom in check. I'll keep your mom in check. I have the pain. The 576 00:49:39,580 --> 00:49:45,420 agony. Sarah, if I don't make it. Seriously, Tish. Stop trying to win an 577 00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:47,260 It's a horror movie. It'll never happen. 578 00:49:47,780 --> 00:49:48,980 Just ask Demi Moore. 579 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,900 No. No. No. 580 00:49:52,580 --> 00:49:53,660 No. No. No. 581 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,120 No. 582 00:49:56,340 --> 00:49:57,340 No. 583 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,100 Me knew you were going to be here. 584 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,340 You should have known. 585 00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:11,240 You should have known. 586 00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:27,960 Smell my finger. 587 00:50:35,690 --> 00:50:36,770 Fuck your ass. 588 00:50:40,410 --> 00:50:41,410 That's my ass. 589 00:50:42,350 --> 00:50:43,410 Any last words? 590 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:10,680 And that's another day of me getting paid mad money for doing absolutely 591 00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,320 nothing. Why you stupid motherfuckers watch. 592 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:18,160 I want to give a smooth shout out to my sponsor. 593 00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:20,740 Angry Orchard. 594 00:51:35,630 --> 00:51:38,790 legend in the streaming game, give it up for Kyle Simmons! 595 00:51:48,830 --> 00:51:51,010 Let's get serious. What brings you to the chat? 596 00:51:52,190 --> 00:51:55,470 I've been calling you. You ghosted me. 597 00:51:56,530 --> 00:52:01,490 Bro, I thought that was one of my crazy ass baby mamas. That's my bad. Speaking 598 00:52:01,490 --> 00:52:04,790 of ghosting, somebody wants to talk to you. 599 00:52:06,030 --> 00:52:07,030 Hello? 600 00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:48,790 Go smack the - 601 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:14,400 wife hates you you believe the earth is flat and you voted for trump three times 602 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:20,740 now what's the vote for the woman huh i believe shorthand is the notorious ghost 603 00:54:20,740 --> 00:54:26,300 face you did 604 00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:31,760 look pretty sketchy i 605 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:38,680 got the wrong guy and you know that because you're sick no So it's only the 606 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:39,680 restaurant. 607 00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:42,240 I don't know. 608 00:54:42,700 --> 00:54:43,760 That guy's black. 609 00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,240 Kind of. Not that black. 610 00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:48,180 Like gravy brown. 611 00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,180 Hit him with your strong hand. 612 00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:56,160 Arrest him anyway. 613 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:57,600 Probably did something, right? 614 00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:00,280 Turn off your body cams. 615 00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,180 This hailstorm, welcome back. 616 00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,920 Doc, I'm begging you. You gotta help me. 617 00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,860 younger. These little bitches are killing me out there. They're wearing 618 00:55:08,860 --> 00:55:14,220 but a sausage casing and a ring light. Trust me with this withered, decrepit, 619 00:55:14,340 --> 00:55:18,000 age -ravaged body and I will make you whole. 620 00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:20,700 One year away's white lady special coming right up. 621 00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:24,600 Thanks. I'm going to play a quick video on the ins and outs of the procedure and 622 00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:25,600 then we'll get started. 623 00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:32,000 Do you wish you weren't so old and saggy? 624 00:55:33,020 --> 00:55:34,280 Do you wish you were younger? 625 00:55:35,150 --> 00:55:36,150 Up here. 626 00:55:36,450 --> 00:55:37,450 Fuckable again. 627 00:55:37,950 --> 00:55:43,190 One single injection unlocks your DNA, creating a new barrier. 628 00:55:44,910 --> 00:55:47,090 This is the stuff. 629 00:55:48,430 --> 00:55:52,810 Doc, this isn't that Buena Paltrow crap that makes you smell like a vag, is it? 630 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:40,400 You were thinking it. 631 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:44,460 White chips to my ass. 632 00:57:44,820 --> 00:57:47,280 I feel very fucking new. 633 00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:50,900 I feel very fucking new. 634 00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:53,980 Hey, Sarah. 635 00:57:55,760 --> 00:58:02,280 Tuesday, I tried to visit you. I am sorry for everything, especially 636 00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:06,060 your name. It was Taco Tuesday. I was super drunk. 637 00:58:06,410 --> 00:58:08,970 But I promise you, I will kill this motherfucker. 638 00:58:09,370 --> 00:58:13,090 It's fine, really. We're cool. I'm not. We're getting to the car. I'm going to 639 00:58:13,090 --> 00:58:14,390 take you to the car. 640 00:58:14,610 --> 00:58:16,370 I got stabbed in my death, dumbass. 641 00:58:16,650 --> 00:58:19,130 I'm taking Jews away from all of this. 642 00:58:20,370 --> 00:58:25,670 I tried to run, too, but it follows. 643 00:58:26,890 --> 00:58:30,590 Now you're probably expecting a flashback to that movie, but it's too 644 00:58:31,110 --> 00:58:32,810 Yeah, and you're probably going to have sex. 645 00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,280 Candyman. Candyman. 646 00:59:11,980 --> 00:59:13,820 Are you sure about this? Yeah. 647 00:59:14,140 --> 00:59:15,420 Keep saying it. 648 00:59:16,700 --> 00:59:17,700 Candyman. 649 00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:40,400 that candy, man? 650 00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:47,920 I got weed gummies, K -nuts, and what takes 651 00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:53,160 you so long to show up? Come on, Clarence. I called you five times, 652 00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:55,780 up in three. You ain't even call me on the phone. 653 00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:59,340 Lucky I was walking by and heard y 'all through the hole in this wall. 654 00:59:59,660 --> 01:00:00,660 Fix that shit. 655 01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:05,080 You shut your ass up. You need to go to a proctologist and get your skin looked 656 01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:08,320 at. Having acne over the age of 40 is wild work. 657 01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:11,820 I look better than this, nigga. Maybe on this side. Hey, ain't no time for 658 01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:14,660 beating. We about to be high as fuck. We gon' party, son. 659 01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:19,960 Happy Halloween, y 'all. 660 01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:21,480 Rock out with that face. 661 01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:22,779 That's right. 662 01:00:22,780 --> 01:00:23,780 Pick up. 663 01:00:24,220 --> 01:00:25,220 Hey. 664 01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:27,020 I love it. Come in there. 665 01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,480 You look so good. 666 01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:29,920 You seen your sister? 667 01:00:31,820 --> 01:00:32,820 Ray, 668 01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:34,320 you seen Gay? 669 01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:37,120 I can't find her since she went to that protest. 670 01:00:37,700 --> 01:00:38,700 No. 671 01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:45,560 Nah, Brenda, that's gay. 672 01:00:46,300 --> 01:00:48,500 Jake Gyllenhaal from Brokeback Mountain. 673 01:00:49,220 --> 01:00:52,220 I wish I knew how to quit you, but I can't. 674 01:00:53,580 --> 01:00:55,080 You love that movie. 675 01:00:55,840 --> 01:01:01,660 Hey, Brenda, have you seen my big old bag of candy? It had chocolates, 676 01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:06,360 lollipops. It's going missing. No, no, no, it's not missing. I passed it out to 677 01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:07,360 the sugar treaters. 678 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,380 Brenda, that's mustache. 679 01:02:23,620 --> 01:02:24,620 Hey! 680 01:02:39,580 --> 01:02:43,220 Do you know how many baby seals die from microplastic? 681 01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:01,840 My god, he stabbed her. Not her. 682 01:03:02,060 --> 01:03:03,760 My pronouns are they them. 683 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,280 He stabbed them. 684 01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:08,520 I'm over 40. How am I supposed to keep up with all of this? 685 01:03:08,820 --> 01:03:09,820 He's not wrong. 686 01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:14,900 It's Karens like you that keep the patriarchy going with their knees on our 687 01:03:14,900 --> 01:03:17,660 necks. Now you're playing the race card? 688 01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,540 I have enough of her shit. Bad shit, bitch. 689 01:03:29,740 --> 01:03:33,840 Good, ignore the insults. They don't realize we're here to help them. 690 01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:38,500 Toxic masculinity and mansplaining doesn't help anybody. 691 01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:40,560 How is my masculinity toxic? 692 01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:42,500 I love women and sports. 693 01:03:42,940 --> 01:03:44,100 Just not together. 694 01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:45,360 Come here, bitch. 695 01:04:03,950 --> 01:04:05,210 Uncle Shorty? What's up, nephew? 696 01:04:05,890 --> 01:04:07,030 Can I ask you something? 697 01:04:08,070 --> 01:04:09,070 Yeah, sure. 698 01:04:10,390 --> 01:04:13,990 It's about, you know, how to go down on a girl. 699 01:04:14,870 --> 01:04:16,050 You talking about eating pussy? 700 01:04:16,930 --> 01:04:19,070 Yes. I'm so cringed, but yeah. 701 01:04:19,370 --> 01:04:22,930 So maybe if you stop talking like a 14 -year -old white girl, you can learn 702 01:04:22,930 --> 01:04:25,130 something. All right, so listen up. 703 01:04:25,350 --> 01:04:29,450 First thing you gotta do, you gotta spread the man. You gotta open it up. 704 01:04:29,450 --> 01:04:30,450 one of those things. 705 01:04:30,690 --> 01:04:31,890 Sometimes you can use two. 706 01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:33,720 Two fingers, like that there. 707 01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:38,920 Now, once you get it all in there, now you gotta use your tongue. 708 01:04:39,220 --> 01:04:40,500 You can't be afraid of it. 709 01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:45,220 Lean into it. 710 01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:47,220 No, no, no. You're doing it too fast. 711 01:04:48,740 --> 01:04:49,740 Listen. 712 01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:51,680 You gotta be gentle. You gotta talk to it. 713 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,000 Boom. 714 01:04:56,980 --> 01:04:58,320 It's like rolling in the blood. 715 01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,040 All you gotta do, nephew, 716 01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:04,880 Suit that shit. 717 01:05:06,140 --> 01:05:07,140 Got it. 718 01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:11,580 And, uh, if you want to learn to lick ass, that's your mama. 719 01:05:12,620 --> 01:05:16,220 Oh, you feel so good. 720 01:05:17,260 --> 01:05:19,440 Oh, oh, oh, yeah. 721 01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:22,540 Elle, I want to try something. 722 01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:25,100 I thought you said you'd never let me pet you. 723 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:26,320 What? No. 724 01:05:26,940 --> 01:05:27,940 Relax. 725 01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:29,600 I just want to taste you. 726 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,000 Okay. 727 01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:35,720 Dinner time. 728 01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:38,480 Oh, yeah. Come here, baby. 729 01:05:39,820 --> 01:05:42,300 Oh, careful. 730 01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:43,880 Mikey's a gangster. 731 01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:46,960 Oh, it is gangster. 732 01:05:47,340 --> 01:05:50,820 Okay. He's already want some more. Yeah. 733 01:05:54,740 --> 01:05:58,640 You feel so much better and better than them. 734 01:05:58,860 --> 01:06:02,240 Get back in there. Yeah, lick it. 735 01:06:04,780 --> 01:06:06,720 I need to finish her. 736 01:06:07,740 --> 01:06:10,460 Oh my god! 737 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,540 Just like rolling a blunt. 738 01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:18,340 Now all I gotta do is hit it. 739 01:06:21,420 --> 01:06:22,420 Ow! 740 01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:28,220 What the fuck? Hey there. 741 01:06:28,540 --> 01:06:30,260 We heard tell of a Halloween party. 742 01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:34,340 You did now, didn't you? We're here to drink and play bad music. 743 01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:35,780 Do some half -gay shit. 744 01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:37,700 Why just half -gay? 745 01:06:38,220 --> 01:06:39,220 Can I help you? 746 01:06:39,580 --> 01:06:41,040 If you'd just invite us in. 747 01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:42,840 Why do you need an invitation? 748 01:06:43,220 --> 01:06:46,460 White folks show up to parties uninvited all the time with their little nasty 749 01:06:46,460 --> 01:06:49,740 -ass casseroles. Bland as shit. Y 'all better start using some Lowry. 750 01:06:50,180 --> 01:06:53,780 And why she got them dirty -ass feet? Looked like you was walking around porn 751 01:06:53,780 --> 01:06:56,120 sets all day. Got them trailer block toes. 752 01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:59,140 I think you're in the wrong place. 753 01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:00,560 Y 'all playing? 754 01:07:01,220 --> 01:07:03,720 No. We believe in music. 755 01:07:04,350 --> 01:07:07,190 inequality. How about we show y 'all? It's okay, no. 756 01:07:08,450 --> 01:07:14,750 Well, we're moving on up to the east side to a 757 01:07:14,750 --> 01:07:17,710 deluxe apartment in the sky. 758 01:07:18,830 --> 01:07:22,450 We're moving on up. It gentrifies the jealousy. 759 01:07:22,890 --> 01:07:26,510 Wheezy's rolling around in her grave right now. You can't do this to the 760 01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:27,510 national miracle. 761 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:46,920 in one of those frat parties where they drink until they black out and wake up 762 01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:50,160 with their booties hurting, not knowing what someone in a cowboy hat did to 763 01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:51,160 them. Yeah, what? 764 01:07:52,180 --> 01:07:56,480 Okay, well, we will leave you guys alone, but we're going to walk real slow 765 01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:58,440 in case y 'all change your minds. 766 01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:02,240 Change your minds yet? 767 01:08:02,460 --> 01:08:03,700 No. Hell no. 768 01:08:04,620 --> 01:08:05,620 How about now? 769 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:06,980 No. No. 770 01:08:07,420 --> 01:08:08,520 Yes? Hell no. 771 01:08:11,980 --> 01:08:13,300 Right folks, it's getting weird. 772 01:08:15,660 --> 01:08:16,660 Guys, 773 01:08:17,460 --> 01:08:20,439 I think I saw an open window over here. That window's closed. 774 01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:21,760 Not for long. 775 01:08:45,550 --> 01:08:47,870 I thought inhalers were the worst plot device in every history. 776 01:08:48,149 --> 01:08:51,890 That's true. Should have been in vain. But we're here now, so let's make the 777 01:08:51,890 --> 01:08:53,810 most of it. And wear the white clothes! 778 01:08:55,350 --> 01:08:56,350 Sarah? 779 01:09:00,710 --> 01:09:03,950 Hello. Get your sister and get out of there right now. 780 01:09:04,250 --> 01:09:06,550 Okay, hon? I am a grown -ass woman. 781 01:09:06,970 --> 01:09:10,810 Mother, I don't have to do anything you're telling me to do. That's the 782 01:09:10,810 --> 01:09:12,630 where your son -in -law killed those people. 783 01:09:13,050 --> 01:09:14,450 Someone wanted to get him there. 784 01:09:15,310 --> 01:09:18,870 Which means someone wants to get me there. 785 01:09:19,210 --> 01:09:23,770 Oh my God, this isn't about you. Why are you doing this? Because you are so 786 01:09:23,770 --> 01:09:24,890 fucking far away. 787 01:09:25,689 --> 01:09:28,250 Wait, hold on. Are you tracking my phone? 788 01:09:28,649 --> 01:09:31,029 Shh, you're breaking up. Yeah, shh. 789 01:10:03,660 --> 01:10:05,800 Okay? I just found this thing in the shed. 790 01:10:06,020 --> 01:10:07,020 Jeez. 791 01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:14,160 Come on, bro. 792 01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:15,920 That's even worse. 793 01:10:17,060 --> 01:10:21,240 I didn't mean it that way. Some of my best victims are black. 794 01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:27,840 And another brother falls victim to gun violence. 795 01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:30,520 Turns out race is still an issue. 796 01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:31,880 That's not fair. 797 01:10:32,090 --> 01:10:34,190 You know, black eyes usually die first in horror movies. 798 01:10:38,010 --> 01:10:41,690 Yeah! Just give a whole new meaning to Dead by Daylight. 799 01:10:42,550 --> 01:10:43,550 Yeah. 800 01:10:46,830 --> 01:10:48,250 Goofy ass out of here. 801 01:10:50,510 --> 01:10:51,510 Hello, 802 01:10:52,430 --> 01:10:53,430 shorty. 803 01:10:54,570 --> 01:10:55,570 Get him, baby! 804 01:10:57,390 --> 01:11:00,170 You were about to be hired. 805 01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:12,520 Oh, why are you running backwards, son? 806 01:11:12,780 --> 01:11:13,940 Oh, no, it's not me. 807 01:11:14,300 --> 01:11:16,700 Something's wrong with me. Man, you're a motive of the day. 808 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:20,120 Game on, bitch. 809 01:11:51,499 --> 01:11:56,180 I am NOT the killer. 810 01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:58,240 I'm not even that positive. 811 01:11:58,500 --> 01:11:59,500 I'm a virgin. 812 01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:00,880 No way. 813 01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:15,540 Act three, bitches. 814 01:12:17,580 --> 01:12:18,580 What? 815 01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:21,000 What does that even mean? 816 01:12:22,340 --> 01:12:24,140 It's when the shit goes down. 817 01:12:58,320 --> 01:12:59,920 Do you have one bigger in black? 818 01:13:00,340 --> 01:13:01,840 Oh, right. Thanks. 819 01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:05,920 Hey, who are you? John Wick? 820 01:13:06,140 --> 01:13:08,680 I would have said ballerina, but nobody saw that shit. 821 01:13:09,460 --> 01:13:10,460 Let's do this. 822 01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:11,920 Okay. 823 01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:15,880 Help. 824 01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:17,320 Help me. 825 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:19,760 I just would not make it if you leave. 826 01:13:19,980 --> 01:13:21,040 What do you think? 827 01:13:22,140 --> 01:13:24,100 I think Drake lost to Kendrick. 828 01:13:31,300 --> 01:13:34,900 Oh, that's definitely a trap. She don't know where the baby's at. 829 01:14:55,639 --> 01:15:00,900 Hello. Looks like you forgot the first rule of surviving a horror movie. Never 830 01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:02,460 answer the phone. 831 01:15:03,620 --> 01:15:06,640 I thought the first rule was you never press the lever. 832 01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:11,800 Really? Well, I'm changing rules. How about that? 833 01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:13,720 New rule. 834 01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:15,600 Go fuck yourself. 835 01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:17,220 Wait, wait. 836 01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:20,920 Why do you hate closets so much? 837 01:15:21,180 --> 01:15:22,620 I told you to come out. 838 01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:24,480 Yeah, well, I didn't want to get shot. 839 01:15:41,269 --> 01:15:46,950 It was about losing his wife. I'm sure it's not an allegory. 840 01:16:22,700 --> 01:16:23,700 Those girls look good. 841 01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:33,560 I know your sister Wednesday, Tuesday. 842 01:17:34,100 --> 01:17:36,820 Have to clarify that for legal reasons. 843 01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:38,960 But I prepared you for this. 844 01:17:39,420 --> 01:17:40,800 So go on, baby. 845 01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:42,320 You kill him. 846 01:18:12,330 --> 01:18:13,330 listen to Doofy. 847 01:18:13,530 --> 01:18:15,030 The love interest. 848 01:18:15,970 --> 01:18:21,330 It just seems too obvious, you know? Which makes you think it is not obvious. 849 01:18:21,570 --> 01:18:22,570 Yeah, 850 01:18:22,870 --> 01:18:24,690 well, that's the twist. 851 01:18:25,190 --> 01:18:26,510 Now get in the kitchen. Go. 852 01:18:27,430 --> 01:18:28,430 Okay, 853 01:18:28,850 --> 01:18:29,850 listen up. 854 01:18:30,570 --> 01:18:35,070 See, there hasn't been a great horror movie since the first one. 855 01:18:35,350 --> 01:18:36,670 We're going to save the franchise. 856 01:18:37,210 --> 01:18:38,610 Go get our special guest star. 857 01:18:44,300 --> 01:18:46,340 Why else would there be a scary movie 6? 858 01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:50,420 It wouldn't work with just the new characters, would it? We need the legacy 859 01:18:50,420 --> 01:18:55,860 characters. Oh, and there wouldn't be a Cindy without her sassy black sidekick 860 01:18:55,860 --> 01:18:59,520 Brenda. You ain't have to say black with no heartbeat like that. 861 01:19:38,990 --> 01:19:39,990 his franchise. 862 01:20:16,620 --> 01:20:18,680 I did Kevin, and Kevin said no. 863 01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:21,980 Kevin Hart said no? That little motherfucker said just everything. 864 01:20:22,540 --> 01:20:23,539 Yeah, he does. 865 01:20:23,540 --> 01:20:26,020 But wait, there's more. 866 01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:30,500 Shut up, bitches! 867 01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:34,300 Ray! Shorty! Yeah, that's right. 868 01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:37,540 For Black Killers. 869 01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:38,800 We're making history. 870 01:20:39,660 --> 01:20:42,040 It's a new definition of Black excellence. 871 01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:44,720 But why would you do that? 872 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,000 Question it is. 873 01:20:46,830 --> 01:20:51,090 Why would you try to make a sequel without us, huh? Yeah. When the studio 874 01:20:51,090 --> 01:20:53,770 to replace these brothers, I was there. 875 01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:55,228 That's that. 876 01:20:55,230 --> 01:20:56,230 What about me? 877 01:20:56,530 --> 01:20:59,810 What about you? You were in one scene in part four. 878 01:21:00,230 --> 01:21:04,190 Yes, but I made that motherfucker Dr. Phil cut his foot off. And he crazy now. 879 01:21:04,290 --> 01:21:05,290 Yeah, he got weird. 880 01:21:05,570 --> 01:21:09,570 But you see what they trying to do? They trying to pit us all up against each 881 01:21:09,570 --> 01:21:12,610 other. They trying to start black on very black crime. 882 01:21:12,810 --> 01:21:13,809 That's right. 883 01:21:13,810 --> 01:21:14,810 Yo, Shaq. 884 01:21:16,110 --> 01:21:19,650 I'm proud of you, bro. You've had an amazing career as a sports commentator 885 01:21:19,650 --> 01:21:20,990 since retiring from basketball. 886 01:21:21,230 --> 01:21:23,450 And I love the big podcast. 887 01:21:23,690 --> 01:21:24,690 I love that shit. 888 01:21:25,210 --> 01:21:28,410 Even though I don't understand a word you be saying, you be on that show until 889 01:21:28,410 --> 01:21:31,530 I... Kobe. 890 01:21:33,550 --> 01:21:34,550 Enough. 891 01:21:34,770 --> 01:21:38,170 But my point is, nigga, I love your shit. 892 01:21:39,570 --> 01:21:41,490 But I never got over Kazam. 893 01:22:03,030 --> 01:22:06,810 What the fuck you talking about? I'm doing it for the culture. What culture? 894 01:22:07,070 --> 01:22:08,070 Culture club. 895 01:22:08,190 --> 01:22:12,130 Come on, Ray. We're killing people. Stay focused. All right, all right. We back. 896 01:22:13,030 --> 01:22:16,010 Hey, don't you worry. We family. 897 01:22:16,470 --> 01:22:17,850 Mad respect. 898 01:22:18,370 --> 01:22:22,050 Hey, Black is nominated for eight Emmys. My nigga. 899 01:22:23,230 --> 01:22:25,370 Actually, the show was only nominated for five. 900 01:22:25,630 --> 01:22:27,410 I was nominated for eight. 901 01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:38,200 But you never would. 902 01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:39,280 What? 903 01:23:15,180 --> 01:23:16,180 What about you? 904 01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:21,420 Well, I had a chance to work with the incomparable Charlie Shane. 905 01:23:23,580 --> 01:23:24,519 That's good. 906 01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:27,000 He's a legend in his dick games. Crazy. 907 01:23:27,280 --> 01:23:32,120 You know, he slept with 47 ,000 women and a thousand of them women were dudes. 908 01:23:32,580 --> 01:23:33,580 Lucky guy. 909 01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:37,440 Wait, so y 'all gonna kill us now? 910 01:23:38,140 --> 01:23:39,140 Nah. 911 01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:43,540 What would Halloween be without Jamie Lee Curtis? 912 01:23:44,090 --> 01:23:45,890 Or Scream B without Neve Kim. 913 01:23:46,170 --> 01:23:47,370 That would be Scream 6. 914 01:23:47,670 --> 01:23:50,210 How did you guys pull all of this off? 915 01:23:50,510 --> 01:23:54,030 Sandy, you know how many Wayne's is there off? 916 01:23:54,610 --> 01:23:55,790 Make a billion. 917 01:23:56,330 --> 01:24:00,030 Billions. I'm just so happy that the old gang is back together. 918 01:24:00,750 --> 01:24:03,010 Okay, in the middle, on three. 919 01:24:03,450 --> 01:24:04,450 Corn 4. 920 01:24:04,790 --> 01:24:05,790 Uh -oh, no, no. 921 01:24:06,470 --> 01:24:07,750 That's corn. That's white. 922 01:24:08,530 --> 01:24:10,430 What about the young? 923 01:24:13,550 --> 01:24:19,250 Or the old and then the beautiful. Or the cute and the crusty. Yeah, or the 924 01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:20,270 and then the sweet. 925 01:24:26,530 --> 01:24:28,850 We were brought in to take over the franchise. 926 01:24:29,190 --> 01:24:30,169 That's right. 927 01:24:30,170 --> 01:24:32,510 You made me like 70 years old. 928 01:24:37,130 --> 01:24:39,170 I should drag that one to a sewing. 929 01:24:46,120 --> 01:24:48,920 The fuckers always come back. Oh no. Not this time! 930 01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:50,240 Exactly. 931 01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:41,360 You can dress up like a bodybuilder. 932 01:25:42,300 --> 01:25:43,300 I'm a little dressed.