1 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:58,101 Ngoja nikuambie hadithi. Ni hadithi kuhusu mimi. 2 00:00:58,101 --> 00:01:01,191 Hadithi zangu zimekufanya ulie. Hadithi zangu zimekufanya upige kelele. 3 00:01:01,191 --> 00:01:04,586 Hadithi zangu hata zimekufanya geuza maisha yako. 4 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:08,024 Lakini hii ni hadithi kuhusu jinsi yote yalianza. 5 00:01:08,024 --> 00:01:09,156 Kujisikia kubarikiwa sana leo. 6 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:10,896 Jina langu ni Taylor Pherry. 7 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:14,204 Kujisikia kubarikiwa sana leo. Tazama jinsi ninavyojisikia kubarikiwa. 8 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:17,077 Sasa umeona filamu zangu na kutazama vipindi vyangu vya TV. 9 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:19,296 Hiyo ni sawa. 10 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:20,950 Lakini kabla ya yote hayo, 11 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:23,518 Nilikuwa kile unachoweza piga simu mjasiriamali... 12 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:24,693 Si hivyo. 13 00:01:24,693 --> 00:01:25,694 jack wa biashara zote, 14 00:01:25,694 --> 00:01:26,999 nahodha wa sekta. 15 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:28,175 Mtoto wangu. 16 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:30,568 Na mpenzi wa magari mazuri. 17 00:01:30,568 --> 00:01:33,005 Mchana najitetea kwa busara wasio na hatia... 18 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:35,486 Damnit. Kesi imefungwa. 19 00:01:35,486 --> 00:01:37,314 wakati wa kufanya dharura upasuaji wa simu za nyumbani. 20 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:39,577 Simama nyuma, madaktari. 21 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:41,927 Mimi ni daktari, na Sihitaji daktari mwingine 22 00:01:41,927 --> 00:01:46,323 kuniambia jinsi ya kuwa daktari. Ah, mgonjwa huyu amekufa. 23 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:49,370 Kisha baada ya hoteli yangu ya kifahari na mikutano ya kampuni ya uhandisi, 24 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:51,937 Ninatenga wakati kwa wengine utoaji wa chakula kisicho na hewa chafu 25 00:01:51,937 --> 00:01:53,025 ili niendelee kuwasiliana... 26 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:54,114 Washikaji! 27 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,202 na watu wa kawaida. 28 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:57,769 Ah, hapa bwana. 29 00:01:57,769 --> 00:02:00,816 - Je! Hii ni? - Hiyo itakuwa $75. 30 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:02,296 Lakini kuelewa kweli 31 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:04,036 jinsi nilivyokuwa titan ya burudani, 32 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:07,083 nyote mnajua leo, tunahitaji anza mwanzo. 33 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:10,608 Na mwanzo ulianza akiwa na Hoprah Windfall. 34 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:15,874 Nimekata tamaa kidogo hiyo movie yangu ya 27 ya utumwa 35 00:02:15,874 --> 00:02:18,616 haikuenda vizuri ofisi ya sanduku. 36 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:20,792 I mean, nina uhakika wewe wote walipenda, sawa? 37 00:02:27,582 --> 00:02:34,545 Vyovyote vile. Hata hivyo, mimi bado kuwa na show yangu, gazeti langu. 38 00:02:34,545 --> 00:02:36,156 Nina shule yangu barani Afrika, 39 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,028 na bila shaka, Dk. Bill na Dk Loz. 40 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:46,905 Lakini wakati umefika ili nipate mrithi, 41 00:02:46,905 --> 00:02:48,646 mtu wa kubeba mwenge, 42 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:51,562 mtu anayejumuisha akili na nguvu 43 00:02:51,562 --> 00:02:54,696 inahitajika kwa ajili ya kuboresha ya wanawake wote wenye nguvu. 44 00:02:54,696 --> 00:03:00,005 Mungu akipenda, Nitapata mrithi wangu! 45 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:06,229 Hoprah alikuwa kwenye misheni, 46 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:08,100 lakini tulijua kidogo, 47 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:10,886 mtu mwingine alikuwa anatafuta kurudisha matumaini na imani 48 00:03:10,886 --> 00:03:12,583 katika raia pia. 49 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:15,107 Na hapa ndipo hadithi yetu kweli huanza. 50 00:03:20,591 --> 00:03:26,293 Ikiwa nitatawala ulimwengu, Ninafanya ... kila kitu. 51 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:33,691 Whoo! Endesha hadi mbinguni! 52 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:36,477 Malaika 1: Mungu yuko wapi? Bado hayupo. 53 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:38,348 Bado hajibu hakuna maombi yetu, mwanadamu. 54 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:40,568 Ni Jumapili, kwa hivyo unajua Atachukua siku nzima. 55 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:42,352 Malaika 2: Ninamaanisha, anaweza kuchelewa, lakini Yeye huwa kwa wakati. 56 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,441 Malaika 1: Alikuwa kwa wakati alipomchukua Bibi yangu. 57 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:47,488 Oh, unajua nini? Wakati mwingine, Ni lazima tu kuapa kwangu. 58 00:03:47,488 --> 00:03:50,621 Nzuri mimi Mwenyezi! Inazunguka tu mawingu. 59 00:03:50,621 --> 00:03:52,057 Kawaida hii ni siku yangu ya kupumzika, 60 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:54,059 lakini, uh, ninahisi kama kitu. 61 00:03:54,059 --> 00:03:58,760 Hashtag Mtakatifu Davidson! Mtakatifu Davidson! 62 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,718 nakuja. Niko njiani. 63 00:04:00,718 --> 00:04:02,154 - Oh, shit. Mungu yuko hapa. - Wacha tuende kwenye mkutano. 64 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:03,634 Twende! Twende! Twende! 65 00:04:03,634 --> 00:04:05,070 Wewe ni bora kuwa kitu kizuri kwangu. 66 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:06,246 Maana unajua nini? Hiyo ni kweli. 67 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:16,430 Nimekasirika. Jehanamu inaendelea? 68 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,083 Hiyo ni nini hii inahusu, huh? 69 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:20,477 Mkutano wa lami juu ya baadhi ya maombi ambayo hayajajibiwa? 70 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:29,791 Niambieni nyote, mna deni langu sasa hivi. 71 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:31,445 Ninyi nyote mlinifanya niangalie ... 72 00:04:31,445 --> 00:04:34,883 uh, uh, uh ... "Imesimama." 73 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:36,580 Mwana mdogo, uh, uh, Jamie Foxx 74 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:39,670 na nywele hizo, ilikuwa kila mahali. 75 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:41,193 Hiyo nywele, meno hayo. 76 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:43,587 - Mbaya wangu. - Shit, nilishikilia wakati wangu. 77 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:47,504 Nitaanza kunyakua mbawa. 78 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:50,681 Natania tu. Unaweza kuweka mbawa zako. 79 00:04:53,858 --> 00:04:55,382 Kwa sasa. 80 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:57,601 Kubwa, cheka! Kubwa, cheka! Kubwa, cheka! 81 00:04:57,601 --> 00:05:00,561 - Oh! - Unajua nini? 82 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:03,346 Nilikuwa nikifikiria kwamba tunaweza kufuta kibao cha Will Smith Oscar. 83 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:04,913 Mmm. - Ninakubali. 84 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:07,045 - Mmm. Kijana mkubwa. Wazo kubwa. - Ninapenda hivyo. 85 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:08,917 Lakini-- lakini alifanya hivyo, kijana, ndivyo ilivyokuwa kuzimu ya kofi, ingawa. 86 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:11,702 Alipiga vichekesho vitatu nje huyo mama mzazi, sivyo? 87 00:05:11,702 --> 00:05:13,269 - Dang! - Alifanya. 88 00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:16,011 Haya jamani. Haya jamani. 89 00:05:16,011 --> 00:05:18,143 kofi funny nje yake. 90 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:21,538 - Hiyo ni nzuri? - Hiyo ilikuwa nzuri. 91 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:24,236 - Kweli, vipi kuhusu malipo? - Mmm. 92 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:25,716 - Hey, hiyo inafanya kazi, sawa? - Ndio. 93 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:28,632 Hebu fikiria kuhusu hilo. 300,000 kila moja. Mm-hmm. 94 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:31,635 Lo, lakini baada ya BBLs, baada ya Kristo, 95 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:33,158 baada ya Yordani, kila kitu, hiyo ilikuacha nini? 96 00:05:33,158 --> 00:05:35,422 Unapenda $1,700? 97 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:38,163 Beba moja. La, hatutafanya hivyo. 98 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:40,514 Kwa hivyo walifika hadi hivi, muda huu, wanaweza kufanya hivyo. 99 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:41,776 Watu Weusi hawa itabidi nifikirie 100 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:42,907 njia tofauti. 101 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:46,563 Oh, hiyo ni nyingi sana? 102 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:50,393 Je, hiyo ni nyingi sana? Nilitaka tu kuona jinsi ilivyocheza. 103 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:55,267 Vipi kuhusu mrembo, rais mwanamke mwenye akili 104 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:56,530 uchaguzi ujao? 105 00:05:56,530 --> 00:05:57,966 Malaika 3: Mkuu. - Nenda, na wewe mwenyewe. 106 00:05:57,966 --> 00:06:00,403 Naweza kufanya kazi na hilo, lakini sikiliza, 107 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:02,840 usiruhusu nyumba katibu tengeneza nywele 108 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,321 kwa sababu "suka" ana safari ndefu. 109 00:06:05,321 --> 00:06:06,409 Kweli. 110 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:08,150 Niliona umeenda wapi na hiyo. 111 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:10,239 Njoo sasa. Njoo. 112 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:12,241 Halo, haucheki. Usitupwe chini. 113 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:16,288 Unajua nini Nilimfanyia Beelzebuli. 114 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:29,432 Vema, subiri, vipi ikiwa tutafanya show ya Kardashian 115 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:31,826 Malaika 4: akiwa na Tristan na Khloe inaitwa "Watoto Wangu Wote wa Upande"? 116 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:33,393 - Unafikiria nini? - Hiyo ni wazo nzuri. 117 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:36,874 Ee Mungu wangu. Oh mimi. 118 00:06:36,874 --> 00:06:39,268 Mnapenda hivyo? Wote kama hivyo, huh? 119 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:41,401 siipendi. Unaenda kuzimu! 120 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:45,056 - Ah, jamani. Jamani. - Ooh. 121 00:06:45,056 --> 00:06:50,932 Hapana, samahani! Ilikuwa ni mwinuko wa Petey! 122 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:58,418 Malaika wapya wanapoanza kuanguka, Najua unanihitaji. 123 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:03,292 Naam, mimi got roll. Mkutano umekwisha. Mmm. 124 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:07,035 Lazima niende kuokoa ulimwengu. Sawa. Ninyi nyote endeleeni. 125 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:08,123 Malaika 5: Huyo ni Mungu. 126 00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:17,393 Habari, Hoprah nini kinaendelea? 127 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:21,353 Unamaanisha nini kinaendelea juu ya? Hutazami kipindi changu? 128 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:24,966 Nahitaji utafute mtu anayestahili ... 129 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:26,663 ya kuendeleza urithi wangu. 130 00:07:26,663 --> 00:07:29,536 - Ulisema nini? - Ulisikia nilichosema. 131 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:33,453 Unapata shujaa kwa sisi wanawake au umeghairiwa. 132 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,455 Na mwambie Yesu aniite tena! 133 00:07:36,717 --> 00:07:38,022 Huh? 134 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:42,766 Ni ngumu kuwa Mungu, mwanadamu. 135 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:45,247 Hiyo haitakuwa hakuna kazi rahisi, hata kwa ajili yake. 136 00:07:59,217 --> 00:08:01,002 Na hivyo Utafutaji wa Mungu ulianza 137 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:03,613 kwa mtu ambaye angeweza kubeba tochi ya Hoprah, 138 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:06,007 na kuwawezesha wanawake ya dunia. 139 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:09,358 Lakini sote tunajua hilo wakati wowote Mungu ametupa kazi, 140 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:11,926 shetani huwa anajaribu kuingia njiani 141 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:14,189 na kuzuia baraka zako. 142 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:16,974 Nitakuambia, sijui Anadhani yeye ni kuzimu. 143 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,759 Mimi naenda screw mpango mzima huu. 144 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,336 Hii ni shangazi yangu, MaDude. 145 00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:33,469 MaDude: Lete punda wako wa zamani chini hapa na kula sasa. 146 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:35,993 Ikiwa Mungu anaweza kumtumia, Mungu anaweza kumtumia mtu yeyote. 147 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:38,430 Siwezi kuchelewa leo. Taylor anakuja. 148 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:41,042 Na ninahitaji msaada wako ili kupata barbeque hii pamoja. 149 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:43,000 Lete punda wako mzee hapa. 150 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,393 Unamwita nani mzee? 151 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,395 Loo, umekuwa umekaa hapa kwa siku 10. 152 00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:47,788 Naam, kuzimu, nilikuwa kumwita punda wako mzee. 153 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:49,529 Ulimjibu, wewe pia ni mjinga? 154 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,965 Fahamu vizuri jamani Mimi si mzee. Kweli, hapana. 155 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:52,488 MaDude: Na nini kuzimu uliyo nayo 156 00:08:52,488 --> 00:08:53,533 uchafu wote huu ni kwako, hata hivyo? 157 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,969 Kuzimu, ninahitaji shit hii yote. 158 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:56,405 Shida hii hapa inaniweka hai. 159 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:57,711 Hilo ni tanki langu dogo la oksijeni hapo hapo 160 00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,016 kwa hivyo sina budi harufu wewe siku nzima. 161 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:00,757 Nina pampu yangu ndogo pale. 162 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:02,454 Shit hii hapa ni kuhusu kuniua. 163 00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:03,978 Lakini nini kuzimu unataka kubaki hai kwa vyovyote vile? 164 00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:05,675 Shit, wewe mzee kama kuzimu. 165 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,155 Mimi si mzee sana kujua kupikia mbaya nikiiona. 166 00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:08,504 Kuzimu umefanya? 167 00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:09,810 Kijana, hiyo ni baadhi, hayo ni baadhi ya mayai, 168 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:11,246 na kuku na wengine - 169 00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:13,901 Kuzimu umepata kupandikiza matiti ya kukaanga hapa? 170 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:15,076 Hukupaswa kuwa nayo manyoya katika mayai damn. 171 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:16,599 Hapana! Angalia hilo. 172 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:17,861 MaDude: Kijana, hiyo ni kitoweo, wewe mzee koka. 173 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:19,254 Ndivyo ilivyo. 174 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:23,475 Majira yangu... sijaonekana Hapana, sio Mwanasheria hapa, 175 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:26,304 sio chumvi au pilipili. Sasa, hii ni nini? 176 00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:28,785 Nimepata mguu wa kuku wa ajabu ndani hapa. Angalia, ilipata wawili wao. 177 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:31,005 Angalia hii, angalia, na misumari juu yake na kila kitu. 178 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:33,747 Kweli, si umesikia hivyo kila mmoja mpishi mzuri aliweka mguu ndani yake? 179 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:35,966 Ee Bwana, inanuka pia, kama wewe. 180 00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:38,316 Kijana, naapa nataka kuua punda wako hapa. 181 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:39,361 Nataka tu kukanyaga uso wako. 182 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:40,362 Unajua, mwanamke 183 00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:41,755 wewe mchanganyiko mauti 184 00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:44,018 ya mbaya na bubu sawa. 185 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,497 Kuzimu, sasa, wapi kujaribu kukimbilia 186 00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:46,803 na punda wako mdogo mbaya kuvaa? 187 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:48,239 - Taylor anakuja kunisaidia. - WHO? 188 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:50,285 Taylor ni mwanao, sasa. Unajua mwanao - 189 00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:52,417 Oh, kuzimu, shit. Unajua jinsi alivyo sio mwanangu. Unajua kwa nini? 190 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:54,028 Maana mvulana ni dhaifu. 191 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:56,421 Nimechoka sana na wewe kuzungumza kuhusu mwanao Taylor hivyo. 192 00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:57,858 Huyo ndiye mpwa wangu ninayempenda zaidi. 193 00:09:57,858 --> 00:09:59,424 Hakuna mtu ndani familia yangu dhaifu lakini yeye. 194 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:01,035 MaDude: Kwa sababu tu Mtu mweusi ana elimu, 195 00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:03,298 kujiweka safi, au amepambwa vizuri, 196 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:05,866 kuonekana mzuri haimaanishi kwamba yeye ni dhaifu. 197 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,737 Mvulana ni, uh, eclectic. 198 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:09,696 Yeye si eclectic damn. Najua eclectic. 199 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,828 Kuzimu, Patti LaBelle alikuwa asiye na akili. 200 00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:13,047 Isitoshe, hata sifikirii yeye mwanangu. 201 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,309 Unajua nini? 202 00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:15,527 Kusubiri matokeo kutoka Maury. 203 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:17,355 - Yeye sio mtoto wangu mzuri. - Naapa. 204 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,357 naapa. Unajua nini? Wewe lazima tu kwenda mbele na kufa. 205 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,924 MaDude: Pata tu endelea nayo. 206 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:22,709 Kuzimu, yako-- uume wako tayari amefariki -- 207 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,536 Unaweka uume wangu nje mdomo wako sasa. 208 00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,800 Kuzimu, nikizungumza juu ya uume wangu, uume wangu uko sawa. 209 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,237 Muda mrefu nilipata yangu, unaiita nini, Niagra? 210 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,978 Jamani, jamani…Lavitra. 211 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,806 Na Cialis. Niko vizuri kwenda. Ndivyo wanavyoniambia. 212 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,024 Ambapo kuzimu wewe nzuri kwenda kliniki? 213 00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,504 - Kuzimu... - Kliniki ya ED? 214 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:38,376 Hapana, nilipata libido ya mwanaume mwenye umri wa miaka 25. 215 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:41,771 Tahajia libido. nitakupa $5. Endelea na uifanye. 216 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,860 - Hiyo ndivyo nilivyofikiria. 217 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:45,949 Nimemaliza kuzungumza na mzee wako punda. Kula hicho chakula kibaya, kijana. 218 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:51,389 Kama utakavyoona, kusudi la kweli la maisha yangu 219 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,565 ilikuwa bado haijafichuliwa. 220 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:57,395 Lakini hayo yote yalibadilika siku nilipo aliwekwa kwenye njia ya haki. 221 00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:59,746 Siku ambayo hatima yangu ilianza. 222 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:02,531 Siku nilipokutana na Mungu. 223 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,403 Lo! 224 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:15,762 Mwanaume. Je, tunapaswa kutumia nini leo? 225 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:18,460 Wacha tuwaone watakatifu na wenye dhambi, ooh, hiyo inaonekana nzuri. 226 00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:27,164 Ningeweza kuapa nimeona ... Hapana. 227 00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:29,906 Kijana, lazima nitakuwa na wazimu. 228 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:40,961 Sasa, najua sikuiacha hiyo TV imewashwa, na kwa nini imetulia? 229 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,702 Je, silipi bili? Hii lazima iwe HD. 230 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,400 Taylor Pherry, ninaendeleaje? 231 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,358 Ee Mungu wangu. Ee Mungu wangu. 232 00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:50,231 - Kuelewa sana, mwanangu. - Ah, Mungu wangu. Oh, Mungu wangu. 233 00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:54,714 Pumzika, pumzika, pumzika. Jamani, tulieni. 234 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,803 Wewe ni Mungu kweli? 235 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,761 Ah, usiniambie ulikuwa kumtarajia Jim Carrey 236 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,110 au kitu. 237 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,895 Kweli, M-- Morgan Freeman, kwa kweli. 238 00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,853 Unajua anacheza katika picha zote. 239 00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:06,813 Morgan Bure... Mwanaume, Mimi sio Morgan Freeman. 240 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,771 Sasa sikiliza, unamjua Hoprah, sivyo? 241 00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,033 Ndiyo. 242 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,339 Naam, anahitaji kupata mtu 243 00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:13,080 ambayo inaweza kuwezesha wanawake wa dunia, 244 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:17,867 na ninahitaji msaada wako kwa sababu mwanangu, umebarikiwa. 245 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:22,002 Mungu alisema nimebarikiwa. 246 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:24,744 Mmm. Je, mimi pia ninapendelewa sana? 247 00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:32,142 Sawa. Nimepoteza akili. Nina kichaa. 248 00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:34,449 Jaji Loreal: Wewe, bwana, itabidi wajifunze 249 00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:36,146 jinsi ya kuheshimu wanawake weusi. 250 00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:38,061 Kuingia kila wakati ya usiku, 251 00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:41,499 kumshambulia kwa sababu yeye kujua mambo yako. 252 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:44,676 Lakini heshima yako, Sikuwa na uhusiano wa kimapenzi. 253 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:47,244 Hata mimi sijaolewa. 254 00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:49,029 Jaji Loreal: Hukuwa na uhusiano wa kimapenzi? 255 00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:51,945 Unawaitaje wasichana wote hao kutoka kwa video ya muziki, huh? 256 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:54,338 Sifanyi video za muziki. 257 00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:56,166 Kwa hivyo uwape kitanda cha kutupwa? 258 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,125 Jaji Loreal: Piga, kisha uache, sawa? 259 00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:01,389 Hapana, sijawahi kukutana na wanawake hawa kabla. hata siimbi. 260 00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:04,696 Naam, wewe ni mtu ambaye amekuwa mtuhumiwa. Hiyo inakufanya uwe na hatia. 261 00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:08,700 Miaka mitatu. Kesi imefungwa. Kesi inayofuata. 262 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,311 Ninafungwa kwa kitu ambacho hata sikufanya. 263 00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:14,924 Mahakama inampigia simu Roland Lewis. 264 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:18,623 Mwenye hatia. Kesi imefungwa. Kesi inayofuata. 265 00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,451 Lakini-- lakini mimi ni mzungu amevaa suti. 266 00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,192 Toa punda wako nje ya mahakama yangu. 267 00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:24,368 Inapaswa kuwa na nafasi kujitetea. 268 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:26,893 Mahakama inampigia simu Darnell Evans na Ellen Evans. 269 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,638 Uko sawa, binamu? Una wasiwasi? 270 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,946 Hapana, hata kidogo. Nina furaha mimi kupata talaka kutoka kwa bum huyo. 271 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:40,645 Mwangalie na hao wabaya, ngozi punda weupe wanawake. 272 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,212 Hakuna punda hata kidogo. 273 00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:43,997 - Sawa, njoo. - Sawa. 274 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,042 Tuko hapa, Mheshimiwa. Tuko hapa hapa. 275 00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:48,392 Naam, hujambo, Mshauri Fairy. 276 00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:53,006 Kwa kweli inatamkwa Harry, Heshima yako. Taylor Pherry. 277 00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:56,270 Oh, mimi, mimi daima walidhani ni Fairy. 278 00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:59,229 Ni-- inaitwa Harry. P yuko kimya. 279 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:02,145 Oh, sawa. Umepata hilo, Mary? 280 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,365 Ndio, Mtukufu. P yake haifanyi kazi. 281 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,541 Mimi ipasavyo alibainisha, Mheshimiwa "Harry". 282 00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:13,853 Bwana Evans, wanawake hawa ni akina nani? 283 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,593 Kweli, unaona, mheshimiwa, 284 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:18,727 huyu hapa ni Karen, na huyu hapa, 285 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:23,166 huyu ni Karen, na yule hapo hapo, anaitwa Karen. 286 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:26,822 Hawa ndio watangazaji wangu kutoka KKK na washirika. 287 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:31,479 Hawafanani watangazaji kwangu. 288 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,002 Kweli, unaona, mheshimiwa, 289 00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,699 hawa ndio wanawake ambaye alinipa pesa 290 00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,266 kuwalipa mawakili wangu. 291 00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:41,358 Ndivyo wanavyofanya wanawake weupe. Wanalipa shit. 292 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:44,057 - Hiyo ndiyo yote wanaweza kufanya. - Sawa. Sawa. 293 00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:46,668 Naam, baada ya ukiangalia kwa makini kesi hii, 294 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,931 Nimefanya uamuzi. 295 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:52,892 Mke wako ambaye amekuwa kando yako tangu siku ya kwanza. 296 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,328 Siku ya kwanza. 297 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,504 Yeye kuweka wewe kupitia chuo, shule ya sheria, 298 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:59,463 na kusimama kando yako kupitia nene na nyembamba. 299 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,509 Na ikiwa mwanamke huyu mwenye nguvu 300 00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:06,209 anaweza kusimama na msamaha wako, punda si mzuri, 301 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:09,952 basi anastahili kupata nusu wa mali zako zote. 302 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:11,432 Nusu? 303 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,869 I got up moja na nusu ya Karen wangu? 304 00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:16,089 - Nusu, rafiki wa kike. - Nusu? 305 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,699 Oh, kuzimu hakuna. 306 00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:56,172 Uliambia punda wako juu yao sigara mbaya, nilifanya. 307 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,913 - Kujaribu kujiua. - Usijali kuhusu mimi. 308 00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,871 Ninavuta sigara vile vile Naomba tafadhali. Kuzimu. 309 00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,873 - Wao mapafu yangu. - Mm-hmm. 310 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,919 Ndio maana nimepata hizi chelezo kidogo hapa. 311 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,442 Nimepata chapa mbili mapafu mapya huko. 312 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:08,054 Nilikuwa na, uh, moyo wa mwana-kondoo mahali fulani, 313 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,490 lakini siwezi kuonekana kuipata popote. 314 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,318 Naapa wewe mbaya zaidi, 315 00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,494 Ah, wewe ndiye mbaya zaidi, kitu kibaya zaidi ambacho nimewahi kuona. 316 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:14,886 Sijui kwa nini kuzimu Nilikuacha uishi nami. 317 00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,627 I don't-- sijui kwa nini. 318 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,064 Kwa sababu unadhani utaenda pata pesa zangu nikienda. 319 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,717 - Hiyo ni kweli. - Ah, nitapata pesa zako! 320 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,458 Na mimi nichangie ubongo wako kwa sayansi 321 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:24,200 halafu nitapata za Moe pesa, pesa za Moe, pesa za Moe. 322 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,985 Mpaka wajue akili yako haina thamani ya pesa, 323 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,638 hakuna pesa, hakuna pesa. 324 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,466 Unafikiri una vicheshi? Unajua utapata nini? 325 00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,729 Utapata pesa ya gesi hii. 326 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,514 Chukua hiyo nawe. Chukua pesa hizo za gesi nawe. 327 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,820 - Hiyo ndio utapata. - Oh, goddamn wewe mbaya kama kuzimu. 328 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,300 Hiyo ndiyo yote utapata. Lo! 329 00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:42,436 Huyu ni nani jamani? MaDude: Huyo ndiye Taylor, mpumbavu. 330 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,046 Mwangalie mvulana huyu hapa. 331 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:47,093 6'8" na kuendesha gari Mazda Miata. 332 00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:50,661 Je! Anapaswa kuwa aibu juu ya ubinafsi wake. 333 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:51,967 Na anaonekana kama mwanaume 334 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,186 ambayo inaweza kutupa pasi ya yadi 10 kwako? 335 00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:54,404 Unajua nini, utapita 336 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:55,971 usipoangalia mdomo wako. 337 00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:58,539 Umewahi kuona belchi ya papa? 338 00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,628 Niliona a, benchi ya dinosaur. 339 00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:02,195 Naam, nina na nitaiona tena 340 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,674 usipoangalia mdomo wako, 341 00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:05,111 MaDude: na acha kuvuta sigara hao sigara jamani. 342 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,329 Usijali kuhusu mimi na sigara zangu za ajabu. 343 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,114 Acha nyumba yangu iharibike. 344 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:11,508 Halo, mtoto, njoo hapa. Lo, hiyo inachukiza. 345 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,293 Haupaswi kumbusu mtoto wako mwenyewe mdomoni. 346 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:16,035 - Unafanya nini kuzimu? - Huyo ni mtoto wako. 347 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,514 - Kuzimu ni. - Baba! 348 00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:18,907 Naam, kuzimu, lazima wawe nayo alinidanganya. 349 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,474 Nilichukua pesa yangu chini, Nikasema, “Angalia, 350 00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:23,216 nipe watoto wa mbwa wawili wa shimo." Alirudi na hii. 351 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:24,478 Nilidhani ulikuwa anatakiwa kuwa mahakamani? 352 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,306 - Unafanya nini hapa? - Tumeshinda. 353 00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:28,743 Lakini, MaDude, nakuhitaji kuja nami sasa hivi. 354 00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,005 Lazima tufike nyumbani. 355 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,311 - Ellen anahitaji msaada wako. - Oh! 356 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:32,660 - Tunapaswa kwenda. - Kweli, kuzimu, twende! 357 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,096 Twende zetu. Njoo. Ndiyo. 358 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,577 Toa punda wako mkubwa nje ya nyumba hii. Sasa, naweza kuona TV. 359 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:37,969 Tayari una harufu nzuri hapa. 360 00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:40,537 Lazima uvae mkanda wako wa kiti. 361 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:43,236 Ah, jamani, kijana. Nimepata magoti yangu hadi kwenye titi zangu. 362 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:44,759 Ni sheria. 363 00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,152 Kijana, bora uwe na wasiwasi kuhusu ubinafsi wako. 364 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,718 Gari la punda la sanduku la mechi. 365 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:48,806 Ah, unajua, Ninapenda gari hili. 366 00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:51,244 Ni ndogo, nyembamba na yenye nguvu. 367 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,811 Inatuma hisia ya kuwasha juu ya mgongo wangu. 368 00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:56,901 Nilipata toleo dogo ya hii katika usiku wangu pia. 369 00:17:56,901 --> 00:18:00,992 Anafanya mambo yote mazuri, inafanya kazi maeneo yote vizuri. 370 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:06,302 Unajua, asubuhi ya leo, mbele ya mahakama, Mungu aliniambia 371 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,826 Ninastahili kuwezesha wanawake wote duniani. 372 00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:12,917 Ah jamani, kijana. Pamoja na yako yote kazi, Mungu alikupata pia? 373 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,963 Namaanisha, Mungu alikuja kwangu na akaniambia hivyo 374 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:17,748 kwamba anataka niwezeshe wanawake wa dunia. 375 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,533 Subiri, nini? 376 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,361 MaDude: Kijana, naapa kuna kitu hakiko sawa kwako 377 00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:23,189 na tutaomba juu yake. 378 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,277 Oo-wee! 379 00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:31,980 MaDude: Kijana, nawe unaenda haraka. Polepole sasa. Polepole! 380 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,329 MaDude: Shit, wigi yangu! - Oh! 381 00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:36,202 - Mungu mwema. - Wow! 382 00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,421 Kijana. Umenitoa hapa inaonekana kama Dora Milanje. 383 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,119 Umenigharimu wigi mwingine laana. 384 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,424 Kweli, tumia moja yangu. 385 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:43,861 Haya basi. 386 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,387 Je! umepata wigi, kijana? 387 00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:49,563 Mimi ni Boy Scout. Niko tayari kila wakati. 388 00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,652 Mungu aliposema utie nguvu, 389 00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,915 I bet alikuwa kuzungumza juu ya Ellen. 390 00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:56,091 Sawa, MaDude, asante sana 391 00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,745 kwa ajili ya kuja nisaidie kupata vitu vyangu. 392 00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:59,703 Sikiliza, nina wasiwasi kidogo. Inaweza kupata vurugu. 393 00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,749 Oh, hiyo ni sawa. Vurugu ni yangu Jina la Tinder mtoto. Twende zetu. 394 00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,751 Sawa, twende. 395 00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:05,318 Ikiwa chochote kitapungua, Nimepata pesa yako ya dhamana. 396 00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:07,102 Ndiyo. Kwa hiyo nilikuwa nasema... 397 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:10,627 MaDude sasa atachukua huduma hii. Hii ni kuzimu gani? 398 00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:12,325 Huyu ni Shaka Zulu kubuni mambo ya ndani? 399 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:15,632 - Ulirudi kulia? - Hapana! 400 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,504 Nakuwekea dau ukiondoka hapa, 401 00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:21,247 utaenda kuwaambia Weusi wote wanawake kwamba Darnell si shit. 402 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:24,250 Lakini nadhani nini? Uko sawa. Darnell sio mbaya. 403 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,426 - Toa punda wako nje ya nyumba yangu. - Kuzimu nah. 404 00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,471 - Yeye haendi popote. - MaDude, jali mambo yako. 405 00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:29,994 Maana nitapigana na mwanamke 406 00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,866 kama ndivyo punda wako mkubwa ni kweli. 407 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:36,175 Oh, sawa. Njoo Lil Achi. Je! unahisi chura? Njoo, ruka. 408 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:40,483 Sawa. Sawa. Hapana. Sawa, sikiliza. Amani. Hebu jaribuni amani nyote. 409 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:44,183 Hapana, msichana. Amani haifanyi kazi. Kuzimu nah. Jaji, alisema nusu. 410 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,880 Ninakaribia kumpiga punda wake mkubwa. 411 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,577 Unafanya nini, MaDude? Hapana, hapana, hapana. 412 00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:50,014 - Na tutaanza hapa. - Hapana, MaDude. 413 00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:56,369 Whoo! Ni nini kingine kinachohitajika kukatwa? 414 00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:57,805 - Njoo hapa. - Hapana, hapana! 415 00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,850 Ah, ndio, hii Shaka Zulu shit got to go! 416 00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,419 Kwa nini ungefanya hivyo? 417 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,247 Lo, sasa, punda huyu mbaya ni nini Je! umeingia kwenye ukuta huu? 418 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,814 Huyu ni Monique Lisa? Ndiyo. 419 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,424 Hiyo ni monstrosity mbaya hutaki hilo? 420 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,774 Sikatai hiyo shit kwa ajili yako. TV hii ingawa. 421 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:15,039 Angalia hiyo, ooh! Kwa nini ungefanya hivyo? 422 00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:17,694 Loo, sasa, hii hapa. Hii hakika inahitaji kukatwa. 423 00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:19,435 Sasa angalia hilo. 424 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:20,654 Bwana, nitaomba kwa ajili yako, MaDude. 425 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:22,438 Msichana, wewe sivyo inabidi uniombee. 426 00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,179 Unapaswa kumwombea punda wake kama hatanitoka. 427 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:26,225 - Unachotaka hapa? - Usiguse chumbani, usifanye. 428 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,835 Nahitaji kupata baadhi ya mambo nje. 429 00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:30,403 Lo, hapana! Loo, jamani. - Msichana. Kuna nini jikoni hii? 430 00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:32,056 - Una njaa? - MaDude, hapana! 431 00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:34,145 Jaji alisema nusu, punda wako utapata nusu. 432 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,061 Angalia hilo. Jamani! 433 00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:40,195 Unajua, siwezi kuwa na hii, Niko kwenye keto. 434 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:42,719 Sasa angalia hapa, naweza kuwa nayo alifukuzwa shule ya urembo, 435 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:45,287 lakini si kabla sijajifunza vidokezo vichache. 436 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:47,289 Hiyo ni kweli. 437 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:50,640 - Angalia hiyo. Angalia hilo. - Subiri, subiri, subiri. MaDude, hapana! 438 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,642 Mimi ndiye kinyozi bora umewahi kuona. 439 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:54,078 Ooh, msichana, nilifanya kazi nzuri. 440 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,515 Kuzimu, labda unaweza pata mwanaume sasa. 441 00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:57,908 Edward Scissorhands sina shit juu yangu. 442 00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:00,998 Ah! Yeye gonna kunikera sana. 443 00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:04,175 MaDude. Subiri kidogo, je! 444 00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:08,136 Sasa ndivyo unavyoita kukata nywele. Oo-wee! 445 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:09,659 MaDude: Sijaonekana makali ambayo ni sawa 446 00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:10,747 tangu Meg Thee Stallion. 447 00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:15,665 Hao ndio polisi? Shit, mimi tayari alipata migomo miwili. Lazima niende. 448 00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,885 Msichana, sina wakati kufanya masharubu yako. Wakati ujao. 449 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,147 Ha! 450 00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:24,108 Bwana Yesu. 451 00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:26,285 Mungu aliposema alitaka niwawezeshe wanawake, 452 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,156 Sina hakika alimaanisha hivi. 453 00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:30,158 - Darnell. - Je! 454 00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:33,335 Sijali hakimu anasema. Bado nakupenda. 455 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,467 sijali kwamba ulilala na dada yangu. 456 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,251 Sasa nimepata binti-mjukuu. 457 00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:38,993 Sijali kwamba umenipa crotch critters mara mbili. 458 00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:40,516 Sijali kuhusu hilo. 459 00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:43,040 Jamani mwanamke. Hujali chochote? 460 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,042 Hapana, nataka tu kuwa na mtoto wako. 461 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:47,001 Umekuwa mume wangu kwa miaka 11. 462 00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:48,698 Na nimekuwa nikidanganya kwako kwa 12. 463 00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:51,135 - Lakini ninakupenda. - Na sikupendi. 464 00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:55,052 - Tunaweza kufanya kazi hii nje. - Hapana, utahama. 465 00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:57,141 Ungewezaje kunifanyia hivi? 466 00:21:57,141 --> 00:22:00,580 Ningewezaje kufanya nini, huh? Tazama nje, Karen. Je, ninaweza kufanya nini? 467 00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:02,495 Hii? Huh? 468 00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:10,024 - Sio leo, sucka. Yah! - Oh, shit. Kuzimu nini? 469 00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:12,592 - Nilichofanya ni kukupenda. - La, usifanye hivi. 470 00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:14,507 - Nilikuambia! - Kwa nini unanifanyia hivi? 471 00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:17,423 Mwili mwingine wa maiti ukisonga kupitia mviringo. 472 00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:20,164 Na mwingine. Nilikuwa mwanamke mzuri. 473 00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:22,166 Ulikuwa na ujio huu, ulikuwa na ujio huu. 474 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,646 Siwezi kuamini. 475 00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:28,521 Kwa nini unanifanyia hivi? 476 00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:30,653 Msaada! Msaada! 477 00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:35,092 siwezi... Tsu-- Tsunami. Siwezi kuogelea, msichana. 478 00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:37,486 Loo, simama tu, mjinga. 479 00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:43,057 Lo! Jamani. 480 00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:45,668 Niko tayari kukusumbua. 481 00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:47,670 Uwezeshaji huja kwa namna nyingi. 482 00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:49,542 Nadhani. 483 00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:51,631 Jambo moja naweza kusema kuhusu binamu yangu Ellen, 484 00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:54,895 wakati mtu mmoja alikuwa amekwenda, 485 00:22:54,895 --> 00:22:56,940 mwanaume mwingine alikuwa sahihi kuzunguka kona 486 00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:00,901 na alionekana sawa. 487 00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:10,040 Unatoka wapi? 488 00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:17,787 Mimi ni malaika. 489 00:23:17,787 --> 00:23:20,703 Mbona unasikika mwimbaji wa RandB Auto-Tune? 490 00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:23,880 Unaona, msichana, hii ni yangu sauti ya kawaida ya kutongoza 491 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,274 na T-Pain ni baba yangu wa kambo. 492 00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:29,233 siingii gari na wageni. 493 00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:32,193 Shikilia wazo hilo. 494 00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:41,550 Je, mwili huu unaonekana ajabu kwako? 495 00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:44,640 Mswaki wa hewa, labda, lakini nadhani si ajabu. 496 00:23:45,685 --> 00:23:47,730 Jina la Tallahassee. 497 00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:50,646 Usichanganyikiwe na Orlando. 498 00:23:50,646 --> 00:23:54,389 Sasa, sisi si wageni tena. Kwa hivyo jifanyie kibali, msichana. 499 00:23:54,389 --> 00:23:56,609 Ingia kwenye lori hili na wacha nikupande 500 00:23:56,609 --> 00:23:58,306 popote unapohitaji kwenda. 501 00:23:58,306 --> 00:24:00,177 Sikupata pa kwenda. 502 00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:04,138 Ninaapa kwa Mungu, ananijaribu, 503 00:24:04,138 --> 00:24:06,270 Mimi ni kiboko punda wake mdogo dhaifu. 504 00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:12,233 Ndio, njoo msichana. Nimekupata. Nimekupata. Nimekupata. 505 00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:16,193 Njoo. Inuka kwenye lori hili. Inuka kwenye lori hili. 506 00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:18,152 Inuka kwenye lori hili. 507 00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:20,850 Sawa. 508 00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:23,113 Angalia bunions yako, msichana. 509 00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:24,463 Sijui kwa nini ninafanya hivi. 510 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,899 Mwili haunishindwi kamwe. 511 00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:29,642 mimi sifanyi hata kumfahamu mtu huyu. 512 00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:30,817 Sawa. 513 00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:33,559 Sawa. 514 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,649 Nifanyie upendeleo, 515 00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:37,954 nielekeze, mtoto. 516 00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:41,175 Jina langu sio mtoto, ni Ellen. 517 00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:43,873 Sawa, kwani hutafanya, 518 00:24:43,873 --> 00:24:47,703 Mimi itabidi kwenda mbele na upate mazoezi yangu hapa. 519 00:24:47,703 --> 00:24:50,358 Unaona watu wengi wana bunduki. 520 00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:52,795 Nilipata mbwa. 521 00:24:52,795 --> 00:24:56,016 Sawa, sikiliza. Mama yangu mungu anaishi kote mjini. 522 00:24:56,016 --> 00:24:57,713 Uh-ha. Yote ni nzuri. 523 00:24:57,713 --> 00:24:59,585 Mama yangu mungu kuishi huko pia. 524 00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:01,543 Nitakimbia tu kitanda changu haraka 525 00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:04,677 na kisha nitakupanda njia yote huko. 526 00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:07,244 - Ah, oh! - Ndio. 527 00:25:07,244 --> 00:25:10,378 Asante sana kwa kunifanyia haya yote. 528 00:25:10,378 --> 00:25:12,206 Ndio, yote ni nzuri. 529 00:25:12,206 --> 00:25:15,383 Unajua ninayo badala kubwa areola. 530 00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:17,777 - Ndio, ni kubwa. - Ndio. 531 00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:20,388 Inaweza kuwa yale yote ya kuvutia steroids mimi kuwa kuchukua. 532 00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:25,088 Inabidi unisamehe. 533 00:25:25,088 --> 00:25:29,266 Wakati mwingine mimi hujiwasha. 534 00:25:29,266 --> 00:25:32,008 Je, wewe... Wewe-- wewe-- lazima utanitania. 535 00:25:36,099 --> 00:25:38,319 Je, uko tayari kwenda? 536 00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:40,016 Sina mahali pengine pa kwenda. 537 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,846 Wewe kwa wakati ya maisha yako, msichana. 538 00:25:43,846 --> 00:25:45,587 Hivyo si wewe usijali chochote. 539 00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:47,720 Afadhali uifanye kutokea, ndio. 540 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,677 Ee Mungu wangu. 541 00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:53,290 Hapa, mtoto. Hapa ni kinywaji maalum nilichokutengenezea. 542 00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:55,641 Ninakunywa kila wakati. Hiyo ni jinsi ninavyoonekana jinsi ninavyoonekana. 543 00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:57,164 - Sawa. - Ndio. 544 00:25:57,164 --> 00:25:58,557 - Unaona nimeweka ndizi ndani yake. - Uh-huh. 545 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,036 Watu wengi hutumia ndizi tu. 546 00:26:00,036 --> 00:26:03,213 - Ninatumia ndizi na peel. - Ah, sawa. 547 00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:05,651 Mimi pia natumia kidogo Red Bull. Inakupa mbawa. 548 00:26:05,651 --> 00:26:06,739 Sitaki, sitaki kuruka. 549 00:26:06,739 --> 00:26:08,392 Ndio, unafanya kidogo tu. 550 00:26:08,392 --> 00:26:10,656 Niliweka coke kidogo ndani yake bila kopo. 551 00:26:10,656 --> 00:26:12,440 Hapana, hapana, hapana. Sawa. 552 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:16,096 Na, mm. Sawa, oh. 553 00:26:16,096 --> 00:26:17,880 Haya basi, mtoto. Itafanya mwili wako sawa. 554 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,971 Um, unajua, nataka chakula cha kweli, 555 00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:23,451 unajua, kama Waffle House 556 00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:25,235 au White Castle kitu, chochote. 557 00:26:25,235 --> 00:26:26,759 - Sio hii. - Hapana, hapana, hapana, hapana. 558 00:26:26,759 --> 00:26:27,977 - Hutaki ujinga huo. - Ninafanya. 559 00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:29,762 Unaona hii hapa, papa hapa. 560 00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:32,503 Itasaidia kujiondoa ya uvimbe wa mwanamke. 561 00:26:32,503 --> 00:26:35,550 Lo, samahani. Hiyo sivyo jinsi unavyozungumza na mwanamke. 562 00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:38,118 Lo, samahani. 563 00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:41,121 Lakini sitarajii tuko hapa kufanya mazungumzo mengi sasa, sivyo? 564 00:26:42,296 --> 00:26:44,907 Nadhani uko sawa. 565 00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:46,648 Uko sawa niko sawa. 566 00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:48,737 Sasa tutapunguza tu hiyo juu na kaza hiyo, 567 00:26:48,737 --> 00:26:52,001 kidogo dat. Kaza, na utakuwa tight kama mimi. 568 00:26:52,001 --> 00:26:54,308 Sitaki kufanana na wewe. 569 00:26:54,308 --> 00:26:55,875 Nakuhitaji tu pumzika na uniamini, 570 00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:57,572 na niache nifanye jambo langu. Mikono juu. 571 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:08,191 Ooh. Ah! 572 00:27:13,283 --> 00:27:15,982 Unapenda fimbo yangu, unapenda fimbo yangu ya uchawi, sivyo? 573 00:27:19,899 --> 00:27:23,076 Uko tayari kwa mpya? Zunguka kwa ajili yangu. 574 00:27:25,556 --> 00:27:27,689 Woo-wee! Jamani. Mimi ni mzuri. 575 00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:29,386 Njoo uangalie wewe mwenyewe nje, msichana. 576 00:27:29,386 --> 00:27:32,172 Njoo kwenye dirisha na ujiangalie. 577 00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:35,131 - Voila. - Jamani. Ninaonekana vizuri. 578 00:27:35,131 --> 00:27:39,048 Unafanya, lakini ninaonekana bora. 579 00:27:39,048 --> 00:27:42,051 - Ah, hapana. Ninaonekana bora. - Oh, kuzimu hapana. Ninaonekana bora. 580 00:27:48,057 --> 00:27:51,670 Angalia biceps, msichana. Oh, shit. Tunaenda wapi? 581 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,628 Jamani. 582 00:27:53,628 --> 00:27:55,761 Unajua areola zangu alishinda nafasi ya kwanza 583 00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:59,286 katika shindano la Mr. America. Damn, msichana. 584 00:27:59,286 --> 00:28:00,591 Nyamaza na uichukue kama mwanaume. 585 00:28:00,591 --> 00:28:01,680 Lo, lo, lo! 586 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,116 Sikujua utaenda 587 00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:04,683 zote "Vivuli Hamsini vya Grey" juu ya kaka. 588 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,380 Unajua hivyo watu weupe shit, sawa? 589 00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:09,165 Nyamaza punda wako. 590 00:28:09,165 --> 00:28:11,515 - Je! ni kuzimu gani hiyo? - Mswaki wangu wa umeme. 591 00:28:11,515 --> 00:28:13,909 Huna kuhusu kutumia mswaki juu ya punda wangu. 592 00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:16,085 Ninakaribia kutumia mswaki huu hadi kwenye punda wako. 593 00:28:16,085 --> 00:28:18,261 - Hapana, wewe sio. - Ndiyo, mimi ni! 594 00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:20,089 Kuzimu hakuna! 595 00:28:23,614 --> 00:28:25,747 Siwezi kumwamini nimekwisha kufunga nywele zangu juu. 596 00:28:28,663 --> 00:28:31,797 - Bado unafanya nini kitandani? - Ah, njoo. Niache niende. 597 00:28:31,797 --> 00:28:33,799 Lo, unataka zaidi kidogo kabla sijaenda. 598 00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:36,018 Hapana, nataka ufanye hivyo nifungueni niende. 599 00:28:36,018 --> 00:28:40,153 - Ah, umekuwa mbaya? - Hapana. Una shida gani? 600 00:28:40,153 --> 00:28:41,807 Nini jamani? Lo! Lo! 601 00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:43,591 - Sema jina langu! - Mbaya? 602 00:28:43,591 --> 00:28:44,897 - Hiyo sio jina langu. - Crazy? 603 00:28:44,897 --> 00:28:46,115 - Hiyo sio jina langu. - Imechanganyikiwa? 604 00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:48,335 Sema jina langu. Kijana, sema jina langu. 605 00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:50,424 Nilidhani wewe ni Mkristo. 606 00:28:50,424 --> 00:28:52,165 Helluur. Yote bora kula chakula hiki sasa. 607 00:28:52,165 --> 00:28:53,732 Kuja kutoka kwa familia 608 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,342 ya wataalamu na wasio wataalamu, 609 00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:57,344 familia yetu ni kama nyingine yoyote. 610 00:28:57,344 --> 00:28:59,215 Unayo nini, Mjanja na Jiwe la Familia? 611 00:28:59,215 --> 00:29:00,608 Ikiwa wewe tafuta kweli, 612 00:29:00,608 --> 00:29:02,175 kutafuta uwezeshaji wa wanawake 613 00:29:02,175 --> 00:29:04,133 inaweza kupatikana hata kwenye barbeque ya familia yetu. 614 00:29:04,133 --> 00:29:05,961 Nyeusi, nini kuzimu unafanya? 615 00:29:05,961 --> 00:29:08,224 MaDude: Naapa kwa Mungu ikiwa wewe fanya nyama yangu iwe nyeusi kama wewe, 616 00:29:08,224 --> 00:29:09,791 tutakuwa na matatizo. 617 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:12,359 Na-- ninajaribu kunifanya baadhi ya mbavu crispy. 618 00:29:12,359 --> 00:29:14,448 Mimi ndiye mfalme ya Atlanta barbecuing. 619 00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:15,928 Nani kakuambia uongo huo mama mnyonyaji? 620 00:29:15,928 --> 00:29:18,408 Lo, jinsi hii Ninaendesha maisha yangu. 621 00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:20,410 Naweza kusema, ndiyo sababu yako punda amevunjika kama kuzimu 622 00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:22,151 pamoja nao Ronald McDonald Soksi. 623 00:29:22,151 --> 00:29:25,589 Usichome nyama yangu. Habari, kila mtu. Nyote mnaonekana vizuri. 624 00:29:25,589 --> 00:29:28,288 Unaonekana mzuri leo. 625 00:29:28,288 --> 00:29:31,378 Nitakuonyesha jinsi ya kuifanya hapa juu. Nahitaji zaidi. 626 00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:35,121 Whoo! 627 00:29:35,121 --> 00:29:37,297 Huko Atlanta wanaifanya kuwa moto. 628 00:29:37,297 --> 00:29:39,647 - Whoo! - Je! unafanya nini hapa? 629 00:29:39,647 --> 00:29:41,475 Ee Bwana. Huyu hapa anakuja Grinch kwamba aliiba mbaya. 630 00:29:41,475 --> 00:29:43,172 Najua hupigi simu hakuna mtu mbaya. 631 00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:45,087 MaDude: Wewe kama mrembo kama eneo la mauaji. 632 00:29:45,087 --> 00:29:46,741 Naam, unaweza hata kuona hao dhuluma? 633 00:29:46,741 --> 00:29:48,177 Jua kwamba punda wako hawezi kuhesabu. 634 00:29:48,177 --> 00:29:49,788 Angalia, walizoea mwite lowenbrau. 635 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,485 Chuchu moja ilikuwa chini. Yule mwingine alikuwa na nyusi. 636 00:29:51,485 --> 00:29:53,313 Kijana, nilipaswa kuwa nayo alikuua kwenye kitanda chako 637 00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:55,184 ulipozaliwa. sijui mbona jamani tulikuacha uishi. 638 00:29:59,406 --> 00:30:01,843 Msaada! Nisaidie! Nisaidie! 639 00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:05,194 Chukua hii, domino, wewe muhtasari mbwembwe. Mchezo umekwisha. 640 00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:07,893 - Nisaidie! Nisaidie! - Umepoteza tena. 641 00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:09,808 Naam, angalia hii crispy nigga hapa. 642 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:12,245 - Nisaidie, nisaidie! - Sio kitu hicho. 643 00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:17,032 Kijana, simama, shuka na utembee, nigga. Simama, shuka na utembee! 644 00:30:17,032 --> 00:30:19,687 Kijana, usijaribu kuwaka moto nyasi yangu, sasa unafanya nini? 645 00:30:19,687 --> 00:30:21,297 Nadhani bora uhifadhi hiyo kwa nyama. 646 00:30:21,297 --> 00:30:22,646 Ni moto kama kuzimu nje hapa 647 00:30:22,646 --> 00:30:23,691 na anajaribu choma nyasi. 648 00:30:23,691 --> 00:30:25,562 Haya maji mazuri? Kijana... 649 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:29,262 Kwa jina la baba. 650 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:31,307 Daima kufanya kazi ya Bwana. 651 00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:34,354 Ninaamini familia pia ina maana ukoo, 652 00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:35,921 na Mungu anajua kwanini Ninasema hivyo. 653 00:30:35,921 --> 00:30:37,618 Ninaonja kama bacon. 654 00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:39,272 Unaonekana mzuri. 655 00:30:39,272 --> 00:30:41,970 Msichana, ninaonekana mzuri, lakini Sikutaka kuonekana mzuri hivi. 656 00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:44,712 - Hapana, kwa nini? - Ah, ninaonekana kama hoi. 657 00:30:44,712 --> 00:30:46,453 - Mama hoochie, kwa kweli? - Ndiyo. 658 00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:48,455 Sidhani hivyo. Nadhani unaipeleka mbali sana. 659 00:30:48,455 --> 00:30:52,067 Hapana, alichukua mbali sana. Msichana, kiukweli nimepata makalio. 660 00:30:52,067 --> 00:30:54,113 - Unafanya. - Na kitako changu kinakaa juu sana. 661 00:30:54,113 --> 00:30:55,592 - Inafanya. - Ndio. 662 00:30:55,592 --> 00:30:58,030 Na ikiwa anafikiria ataendelea kubadilisha mwili wangu 663 00:30:58,030 --> 00:31:00,597 kwa mapenzi yake, ana jambo lingine linakuja. 664 00:31:00,597 --> 00:31:02,991 Nadhani Mungu anataka nifanye jifunze kuhusu uwezeshaji wa wanawake 665 00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:04,514 kabla sijaweza kuwawezesha. 666 00:31:04,514 --> 00:31:07,126 Halo, Nyeusi, sasa najua kubwa kama punda wako 667 00:31:07,126 --> 00:31:08,170 unajua kutengeneza kuku. 668 00:31:08,170 --> 00:31:09,563 - Ninafanya. - Njoo sasa. 669 00:31:09,563 --> 00:31:11,173 Napenda kuku wangu bila salmonella. 670 00:31:11,173 --> 00:31:15,308 Sasa haya ni matiti ya kuku au ni kifua chako? 671 00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:17,397 Je, wewe ni mwepesi katika kichwa? Mtu alikupiga? 672 00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:19,921 Bitch, huyo ni kuku na bora uifanye sawa. 673 00:31:19,921 --> 00:31:21,880 Halo, wasichana, mnaendeleaje? Nimefurahi nyinyi nyote hapa, wanawake. 674 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,533 Mko vizuri? Je! mnajisikia vizuri? 675 00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:25,361 Ooh, hakika ni siku nzuri kwa picnic. 676 00:31:25,361 --> 00:31:29,061 Ndio, yote ni kwa ajili yangu, yeye, yeye, yake. Sisi sote. 677 00:31:29,061 --> 00:31:31,759 Darnell, najua hukuleta 678 00:31:31,759 --> 00:31:33,935 hao ugly punda Karen hadi upishi wangu. 679 00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:35,545 MaDude: Kijana, siwezi simama punda wako hata hivyo. 680 00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:36,895 Afadhali uwaondoe kutoka kwa grill yangu. 681 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,288 Niliona punda zaidi juu ya nyoka. 682 00:31:39,288 --> 00:31:42,639 Njoo wasichana. MaDude anajikwaa na yeye anapakia. 683 00:31:42,639 --> 00:31:44,163 Hiyo ni kweli, bora uwapate wasichana 684 00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:45,642 MaDude: mbali na grill yangu. 685 00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:46,992 Ndugu. Njoo Karen. MaDude: Haya sasa. 686 00:31:46,992 --> 00:31:48,167 Nyinyi nyote hamsongi haraka vya kutosha kwangu. 687 00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:49,646 Inaifanya kusonga. Kata, kata. 688 00:31:49,646 --> 00:31:51,561 Sitaki kamwe ona, onja, gusa, 689 00:31:51,561 --> 00:31:53,737 ongea, tembea, usifanye chochote na msichana huyo, mwanaume. 690 00:31:53,737 --> 00:31:54,695 Mwanadamu, isingeweza kuwa mbaya hiyo. 691 00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:56,001 Loo, ilikuwa. 692 00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:57,524 Lakini unayo hizo ajabu abs. 693 00:31:57,524 --> 00:31:58,873 Lazima amekuwa kila kitu ulichohitaji. 694 00:31:58,873 --> 00:32:01,397 - Mwanadamu, ndivyo nilivyofikiria. - Wow. 695 00:32:01,397 --> 00:32:02,877 Oh. Hapa ni-- hapa binamu yangu. Ellen? 696 00:32:02,877 --> 00:32:06,141 Hey... Unafanya nini hapa? 697 00:32:06,141 --> 00:32:07,621 - Huyu mwanamke mwendawazimu ... - Huyu mtu mwendawazimu ... 698 00:32:07,621 --> 00:32:09,405 - Nilikuwa nikisema juu! - Nilikuwa nikisema juu! 699 00:32:09,405 --> 00:32:12,191 Uliniacha nikidhani nimekufa, msichana. Kwa nini unapaswa kuwa mbaya sana, mwanamke? 700 00:32:12,191 --> 00:32:13,801 Ina maana? Hunijui. 701 00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:15,629 Hujui nini Nimepitia. 702 00:32:15,629 --> 00:32:17,587 Unamaanisha kuniambia utaenda fanya ndugu mpya 703 00:32:17,587 --> 00:32:19,415 kulipia kaka wa mwisho makosa? 704 00:32:19,415 --> 00:32:22,592 - Mtu anapaswa kulipa. Amina. - Kuzimu ndio, mtu anapaswa kulipa. 705 00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:24,464 Kwa hivyo wewe tu mwingine mwanamke mweusi wazimu, huh? 706 00:32:24,464 --> 00:32:25,900 Kwa hivyo utafanya nini? 707 00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:27,815 Nenda nyumbani na uandike kwenye shajara yako 708 00:32:27,815 --> 00:32:29,338 kuhusu punda wako chakavu weave? 709 00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:31,775 Raggedy punda weave? 710 00:32:31,775 --> 00:32:33,647 Unapaswa kuwa mtu wa mwisho kuzungumza juu ya mtu kuwa na ... 711 00:32:33,647 --> 00:32:35,431 Msichana, nywele zangu ni za kifahari. 712 00:32:35,431 --> 00:32:36,824 Unajua nini? Nimepata kitu kutoka kwako. Kaa hapo hapo. 713 00:32:36,824 --> 00:32:39,305 Nimesimama papa hapa. Mimi si mbio. 714 00:32:39,305 --> 00:32:42,612 - Oh! - Nilipata mvua! Kiuno changu kimelowa! 715 00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:44,658 Labda mimi si mtu sahihi kwa kazi hii. 716 00:32:44,658 --> 00:32:47,182 Abs yangu inayeyuka. Hapana, msichana. 717 00:32:47,182 --> 00:32:49,141 Unajua, ilinichukua wiki nzima kupaka rangi hizi. 718 00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:51,230 - Inapaswa kuchukua muda mrefu zaidi. - Kwa nini ungefanya hivi? 719 00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:53,058 Kijana, acha yote ule uchafu wa kinu. 720 00:32:54,189 --> 00:32:55,582 Lo, hapana! 721 00:32:55,582 --> 00:32:57,366 Lo! Kiuno changu kimelowa. 722 00:32:57,366 --> 00:32:58,846 Kweli, angalau bado nilipata areola zangu. 723 00:32:58,846 --> 00:33:01,022 Nilipata kitu areola pia. Shikilia. 724 00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:02,589 Mpate tena. Atakimbia hapa? 725 00:33:02,589 --> 00:33:03,982 Lakini usikimbie mbali sana, mtoto. 726 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,375 Una abs yako kwenye dimbwi kwenye nyasi hii. 727 00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:08,247 Kijana, bora uje safisha uchafu huu. 728 00:33:08,247 --> 00:33:10,858 Pamoja na kila kitu mimi, Mimi ni mwanaume mmoja tu. 729 00:33:10,858 --> 00:33:12,903 Yo "Fairy", unataka mpira? 730 00:33:12,903 --> 00:33:15,906 Lo, ni Pherry. Sijachanganyikiwa na P. 731 00:33:15,906 --> 00:33:17,604 Tunahitaji moja zaidi. Njoo hapa. Sisi vifuani. 732 00:33:17,604 --> 00:33:18,779 Ningependa kucheza! 733 00:33:22,870 --> 00:33:24,306 Uwezeshaji wa Kiume. 734 00:33:24,306 --> 00:33:26,004 Mungu hakusema kamwe hakuna kitu kuhusu hilo. 735 00:33:28,484 --> 00:33:31,792 Ninapenda mchezo huu. Asante, Mungu. Mipira! Mipira! 736 00:33:33,446 --> 00:33:34,795 Oh, ujinga. 737 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:40,409 - Ndio, Taylor. - Ee Mungu. 738 00:33:40,409 --> 00:33:43,630 - Upikaji ulikuwaje? -Uh... 739 00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:46,415 Sio nzuri kabisa, unajua. Familia yangu ni... 740 00:33:46,415 --> 00:33:49,244 Wao, um, wana wazimu. Shida wanazopata... 741 00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:51,942 Lo, mambo, mambo wanajiingiza wenyewe. 742 00:33:51,942 --> 00:33:53,683 Naam, ni juu wewe kubadili hilo. 743 00:33:53,683 --> 00:33:56,034 Nina wazo na niko utahitaji kujitolea kwake. 744 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,470 Ikiwa sivyo, sina kazi. 745 00:33:57,470 --> 00:33:59,428 Oh, I'll-- nitafanya chochote kwa ajili yako, Mungu. 746 00:33:59,428 --> 00:34:01,169 Kubwa. nakuhitaji kuwa mwandishi. 747 00:34:01,169 --> 00:34:03,432 - Mwandishi? Mwandishi? - Mwandishi. Mwandishi. 748 00:34:03,432 --> 00:34:06,218 Siwezi kufanya hivyo, namaanisha, Mimi ni daktari, mwanasheria, 749 00:34:06,218 --> 00:34:08,481 a-- meneja wa hoteli, kocha wa badminton, 750 00:34:08,481 --> 00:34:11,919 mbunifu, asiye na leseni fundi bomba, msogezi, mtikisishaji. 751 00:34:11,919 --> 00:34:13,225 sijui chochote kuhusu kuandika. 752 00:34:13,225 --> 00:34:14,530 Je, unajua nini hatua ya njama ni? 753 00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:16,532 - Hapana. Kuzimu hakuna. - Hadithi nzuri. 754 00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:18,534 - Sijawahi kusikia kuhusu hilo. - Familia yako ni wazimu, sawa? 755 00:34:18,534 --> 00:34:19,883 Watakuwa na drama zote, 756 00:34:19,883 --> 00:34:21,755 vichekesho, na hofu unayohitaji. 757 00:34:21,755 --> 00:34:23,104 Utaandika mchezo wa kuigiza. 758 00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:24,714 - Je! Je! - Bora zaidi, sinema. 759 00:34:24,714 --> 00:34:26,020 Nijumuishe mimi na Hoprah. 760 00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:27,804 Lakini unaweza kufanya vibaya peke yako. 761 00:34:27,804 --> 00:34:30,329 Itakuwa hit ofisi ya sanduku. 762 00:34:30,329 --> 00:34:33,506 W-- vizuri, nini kama mimi-- mimi screw up kila kitu kwa ulimwengu wote? 763 00:34:33,506 --> 00:34:36,161 Kuwa na imani, Taylor, uko kwenye njia ya kimungu. 764 00:34:36,161 --> 00:34:38,032 Akizungumzia hilo, bora uchukue hiyo. 765 00:34:38,032 --> 00:34:41,383 Sawa, ndivyo hivyo. Lazima niende. Huyu Putin anajikwaa. 766 00:34:41,383 --> 00:34:43,037 Halo, hujambo, hujambo Julie. 767 00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:44,604 Siwezi kuchukua mwingine dakika ya trafiki hii. 768 00:34:44,604 --> 00:34:46,127 Inanitia wazimu. 769 00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:47,694 Nilitaka kukuuliza neema katika upishi, 770 00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:49,087 lakini nilishikwa kula kuku. 771 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,697 Nikufanyie nini? 772 00:34:50,697 --> 00:34:52,090 Nahitaji dereva mzuri kwa kesho. 773 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:55,180 Usiseme zaidi. Niko njiani. 774 00:34:55,180 --> 00:34:58,139 Woo! Mungu awe anaongea punda wake. 775 00:34:58,139 --> 00:34:59,923 Uwezeshaji wa kwanza wa kike. 776 00:34:59,923 --> 00:35:02,709 Sasa, Mungu ananitaka kuandika filamu? 777 00:35:02,709 --> 00:35:06,713 Diary mpendwa, leo, Nilichukua ushauri wa mama yangu 778 00:35:06,713 --> 00:35:10,369 Na ninahitaji tambi, mchuzi, nyama ya Uturuki ya kusaga, 779 00:35:10,369 --> 00:35:16,157 sausage ya Uturuki, uyoga, vitunguu, oh, na vodka. 780 00:35:16,157 --> 00:35:18,681 Natumai ina ladha nzuri. 781 00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:21,945 Pamoja na kila kitu Nimekuwa nikipitia, diary, 782 00:35:21,945 --> 00:35:24,383 Nahitaji faraja na furaha maishani mwangu. 783 00:35:24,383 --> 00:35:26,341 Hivi majuzi, inahisi tu 784 00:35:26,341 --> 00:35:29,301 kama wingu dogo la kusikitisha la mvua hunifuata kila ninapoenda. 785 00:35:33,870 --> 00:35:35,133 Lo! 786 00:35:38,005 --> 00:35:40,790 Ewe mtoto, unahitaji usafiri? 787 00:35:40,790 --> 00:35:42,879 Hapana, naweza kusubiri basi. 788 00:35:42,879 --> 00:35:44,968 Msichana, endelea na ruka kwenye lori hili. 789 00:35:44,968 --> 00:35:46,535 Je, huoni umeme? 790 00:35:49,538 --> 00:35:51,149 Niko sawa. 791 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,194 Mvua hii yote itafanya gout yako imevimba, msichana. 792 00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:54,674 Naweza kusubiri basi. 793 00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:56,458 Isitoshe, mimi ni mwanamke mpya 794 00:35:56,458 --> 00:35:59,374 na mwanamke huyu asipande na aina fulani za wanaume. 795 00:35:59,374 --> 00:36:01,246 Kwa nini unapaswa kuwa mbaya sana, mwanamke? 796 00:36:01,246 --> 00:36:03,465 Kwa nini unapaswa kuwa mzuri sana, mtu? 797 00:36:03,465 --> 00:36:05,250 Angalia tu kuingia kwenye lori. 798 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:07,556 Basi ijayo usije kwa muda wa saa moja. 799 00:36:08,862 --> 00:36:10,994 Sawa, sawa. Acha niingie. 800 00:36:10,994 --> 00:36:13,562 Ndiyo. Weka punda wako ndani, msichana. 801 00:36:13,562 --> 00:36:14,998 nakuja. nakuja. 802 00:36:17,044 --> 00:36:18,480 - Hapa, pata mkoba wangu. - Nimekupata. 803 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:21,831 Njoo sasa. Njoo. Ndio, nimekupata. Njoo. 804 00:36:21,831 --> 00:36:24,138 - Hapo unaenda. Funga mlango. - Sawa, shikilia. 805 00:36:26,358 --> 00:36:27,924 Je, hivi ndivyo Mungu alimaanisha 806 00:36:27,924 --> 00:36:29,665 aliposema familia yangu kama hakuna mwingine 807 00:36:29,665 --> 00:36:32,102 au sote tuko sawa kama binamu yangu Monte Carlo? 808 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,367 Enyi wasichana jitayarisheni. Mama yako nitakuwa hapa hivi karibuni. 809 00:36:35,367 --> 00:36:36,933 Haya, ingia. 810 00:36:39,458 --> 00:36:43,244 Limo ninayoipenda ikoje, Lyft, Uber anaendesha binamu? 811 00:36:43,244 --> 00:36:46,552 Vua viatu vyako mlangoni ikiwa haujali. 812 00:36:46,552 --> 00:36:49,207 Lo, inachukiza kama mahali hapa ni, mimi kabisa akili. 813 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,339 Kwa nini tusiinue sakafu? 814 00:36:51,339 --> 00:36:54,429 - Ah! - Haki ya kutosha. 815 00:36:54,429 --> 00:36:57,040 Kwa hivyo nina deni gani ziara hii ya kushtukiza 816 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,695 kutoka kwa watu maarufu zaidi 817 00:36:59,695 --> 00:37:02,611 mwanasheria, daktari wa upasuaji na mfanyakazi katika jiji zima? 818 00:37:02,611 --> 00:37:05,832 - Kweli, nina kazi kwako. - Mm, umepata kazi? 819 00:37:05,832 --> 00:37:08,182 - Ndiyo. Kazi yenye malipo makubwa. - Ooh! 820 00:37:08,182 --> 00:37:11,272 Fanya saa zako mwenyewe. nimekuwa kukuita. Je, unaitaka? 821 00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:16,538 Lazima niseme pesa ya ziada daima inahitajika hapa. 822 00:37:16,538 --> 00:37:19,715 Unajua nilipata watoto watatu, labda mama wawili, wanne 823 00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:21,195 na unajua, Ninajaribu kupata kuku huyo 824 00:37:21,195 --> 00:37:22,718 na kuangalia cashing weka nje ya ardhi. 825 00:37:22,718 --> 00:37:24,154 Kuku na kuangalia cashing? Hiyo haiendi pamoja. 826 00:37:24,154 --> 00:37:25,155 Wala kuku na waffles, 827 00:37:25,155 --> 00:37:26,156 lakini unaona jinsi hiyo ililipuka. 828 00:37:26,156 --> 00:37:28,637 Unajua nini, cuz, 829 00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:30,378 Mimi sana, fahari sana kwako. 830 00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:33,555 Na miaka mitatu jela, wasichana wadogo watatu 831 00:37:33,555 --> 00:37:36,776 Sio Thamani, Thamani Mdogo, Sio Thamani hata kidogo 832 00:37:36,776 --> 00:37:39,561 kweli umepata mambo yako pamoja. 833 00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:42,216 Hiyo ni kweli, unaona, maana chuki iliniweka ndani. 834 00:37:42,216 --> 00:37:44,871 - Lakini upendo ulinishinda. - Upendo ulikuacha. 835 00:37:44,871 --> 00:37:47,134 Niambie kuhusu hilo. Niambie kuhusu kazi. 836 00:37:47,134 --> 00:37:49,702 Naam, jina lake ni Julie. Yeye ni mwanasheria. 837 00:37:49,702 --> 00:37:51,660 Yeye ni wakili wa Ligi ya Ivy. Anahitaji dereva. 838 00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:52,705 Na ninaweza kukupa gari leo. 839 00:37:52,705 --> 00:37:54,315 Tunazungumza gari la aina gani? 840 00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:55,708 Angalia, nina magari ya kigeni. Nina Bugatti. 841 00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:56,883 Nina Lamborghini. Nina Porsche. 842 00:37:56,883 --> 00:37:58,058 Subiri. Acha hapo hapo. 843 00:37:58,058 --> 00:37:59,494 Ndiyo. 844 00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:01,409 Unajua mimi sifanyi magari ya kigeni. 845 00:38:01,409 --> 00:38:04,238 Ninahitaji kitu na kabureta, unajua. 846 00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:07,154 - Kweli, nina lori. - Inauzwa. 847 00:38:07,154 --> 00:38:08,677 Sawa. Nipe dakika kuvaa nguo safi. 848 00:38:11,463 --> 00:38:14,161 Sawa, niko tayari. Sawa. 849 00:38:14,161 --> 00:38:15,467 Nyie wasichana jirekebisheni chakula cha jioni. 850 00:38:15,467 --> 00:38:17,033 Haya basi. Hiyo ni kwa ajili yako. 851 00:38:17,033 --> 00:38:18,557 Na chochote unachofanya, tafadhali usifungue mlango 852 00:38:18,557 --> 00:38:19,558 kwa wageni wowote. 853 00:38:19,558 --> 00:38:21,168 Subiri, subiri, subiri. 854 00:38:21,168 --> 00:38:23,039 Je, tuna uhakika tunataka kuwaacha wasichana peke yao? 855 00:38:23,039 --> 00:38:26,608 Ninamaanisha, mtu lazima aangalie wasichana wadogo wa baba. 856 00:38:26,608 --> 00:38:28,523 Oh, usijali kuhusu hilo, mtu. Wanakaa kamba. 857 00:38:28,523 --> 00:38:32,701 Tayari kwa polisi wowote wasiohitajika maafisa. Huenda asiwe wangu. 858 00:38:33,789 --> 00:38:34,790 Njoo. 859 00:38:36,009 --> 00:38:37,097 Kwaheri, baba. 860 00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:41,623 Tena. Lazima acha kuniita hivyo. 861 00:38:44,974 --> 00:38:47,107 Yeye ni kama mhusika wa filamu, sawa? 862 00:38:47,107 --> 00:38:49,239 Napata vibes za Idris. 863 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,851 Katika filamu yangu, yeye ni ahueni ya vichekesho 864 00:38:51,851 --> 00:38:55,550 na Julie angeweza kutumia vichekesho fulani maishani mwake. 865 00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:56,986 Hilo najua. 866 00:39:01,295 --> 00:39:03,950 - Utafungua mlango? - Uh, unataka mimi ... 867 00:39:03,950 --> 00:39:07,780 Oh, ndiyo. Niliwaza tu ulikuwa ungenifungulia. 868 00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:10,435 - Nikufungulie? - Ndio. Mimi tu, sijui. 869 00:39:10,435 --> 00:39:11,958 Leme kumaliza kutuma picha hii haraka sana. 870 00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:14,526 I-- I-- nitasubiri. Sio kukimbilia. 871 00:39:14,526 --> 00:39:17,355 Ah, ndio, ndio. Hapana, mimi ni-- Sina haraka. 872 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:20,053 - Pata mlango. - Mungu. Tulia. 873 00:39:20,053 --> 00:39:22,055 Tafadhali fungua mlango huo. 874 00:39:22,055 --> 00:39:23,317 Dang, unaweza kuwa na adabu. 875 00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:30,411 Kuna nini? Usifanye 876 00:39:30,411 --> 00:39:31,934 Usipokuja funga mlango huu... 877 00:39:31,934 --> 00:39:33,153 Unataka nifunge mlango pia? 878 00:39:34,676 --> 00:39:36,461 Fungua na ufunge mlango. 879 00:39:38,593 --> 00:39:41,204 Fanya kama wewe hujawahi alifunga mlango kabla. 880 00:39:41,204 --> 00:39:44,033 Hujasema fungua na ufunge iko kwenye maelezo ya kazi. 881 00:39:44,904 --> 00:39:46,732 Habari. Ndiyo. 882 00:39:46,732 --> 00:39:48,777 Siwezi kuamini jury ilikuja nyuma kutoka kwa mashauri hivi karibuni. 883 00:39:48,777 --> 00:39:50,518 Hii ni ishara nzuri kwetu. 884 00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:51,911 Nadhani unafikiri ninasikiliza 885 00:39:51,911 --> 00:39:53,956 kwenye mazungumzo yako, kwa sababu mimi si. 886 00:39:53,956 --> 00:39:55,001 nazungumza... 887 00:39:58,570 --> 00:40:03,444 Samahani, Bwana Carlo? Nikasema samahani. 888 00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:06,621 Halo, Charlie. Hey, nini juu yake, mtu? 889 00:40:06,621 --> 00:40:08,188 Si kitu, mtu, Nimekaa tu hapa, 890 00:40:08,188 --> 00:40:09,711 tulia kwenye tafrija mpya, jamani. 891 00:40:09,711 --> 00:40:11,670 Hello, hey, dereva? 892 00:40:11,670 --> 00:40:15,369 Je! Rollo alipigwa risasi? Lini? 893 00:40:15,369 --> 00:40:18,851 Tu, yuko kwenye simu. Je, unaweza kupunguza muziki? 894 00:40:18,851 --> 00:40:21,810 Halo, bitch, huoni Niko kwenye simu? Huo ni ufidhuli. 895 00:40:21,810 --> 00:40:23,682 Mimi pia niko kwenye simu. 896 00:40:23,682 --> 00:40:27,120 Habari. Nani alimpiga risasi? Nani alimpiga risasi? Mtoto? 897 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:28,687 Mwanadamu, mtoto anapenda kuua watu, jamani. 898 00:40:28,687 --> 00:40:30,645 Hii ni kabisa na isiyo ya kitaalamu kabisa. 899 00:40:30,645 --> 00:40:33,387 Je, alikuwa Walmart tena? Niliambia yeye akiba iko kwenye Target! 900 00:40:34,475 --> 00:40:36,869 Hujambo? Hujambo? 901 00:40:36,869 --> 00:40:39,262 Mungu. Jamani. Simu yangu ilikatwa. 902 00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:41,264 Angalia, na ninahitaji kupata kwa mahakama. 903 00:40:41,264 --> 00:40:45,312 Pumzika, matiti ya sukari. Nitapata wewe huko, wewe katika mikono nzuri. 904 00:40:45,312 --> 00:40:47,619 - Kusahau Allstate. - Ikiwa hutazama barabara. 905 00:40:47,619 --> 00:40:50,883 Halo, waweke watoto wako wazimu nje ya barabara. 906 00:40:50,883 --> 00:40:53,102 Huo ni uzazi mbaya hapo hapo jamani. 907 00:40:53,102 --> 00:40:55,627 Daima nimesema hivyo. - Unakwenda wapi? 908 00:40:55,627 --> 00:40:57,585 Unahitaji, kukaa kwenye I-95. 909 00:40:57,585 --> 00:40:59,152 Kama, w-- kwa nini unapata nje ya barabara kuu? 910 00:40:59,152 --> 00:41:01,197 Oh, niamini, najua jinsi kufika mahakamani. 911 00:41:01,197 --> 00:41:03,112 Hapana, unahitaji kukaa kwenye I-95. 912 00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:04,766 Ondoka katikati mwa jiji na kufanya haki. 913 00:41:07,552 --> 00:41:10,293 - Kweli, kwa nini tunaacha? - Maana sisi hapa, wajinga. 914 00:41:12,382 --> 00:41:14,950 Lo... 915 00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:18,606 Wakati ujao, nakuhitaji kufuata maelekezo. Sawa? 916 00:41:18,606 --> 00:41:22,001 - Na kwa nini ninafungua mlango wangu? - Kwa sababu una mikono. Bitch. 917 00:41:22,001 --> 00:41:23,524 Unapaswa kuwa dereva. 918 00:41:23,524 --> 00:41:25,874 Haiwezi kukubali ni lini umekosea, jamani. 919 00:41:25,874 --> 00:41:28,442 Ooh, nitamwambia Taylor. Punda dhaifu. 920 00:41:28,442 --> 00:41:29,791 Sijui kwanini nilifanya hivi. 921 00:41:32,185 --> 00:41:33,360 Mungu. 922 00:41:35,057 --> 00:41:38,365 Mungu ni mwema. Si atafanya hivyo? Mm-mm-mm. 923 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:41,977 Kila mtu ana mwanafamilia huyo 924 00:41:41,977 --> 00:41:43,501 ambaye daima anajitahidi. 925 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:45,633 Kweli, Beverly ni wangu. 926 00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:47,809 Ikiwa sio wanaume, ni pesa. 927 00:41:47,809 --> 00:41:49,724 Lakini hivi ndivyo alikutana na akina Brown. 928 00:41:49,724 --> 00:41:52,292 Namaanisha Weusi. Weusi! Ndivyo alivyokutana na Weusi! 929 00:41:52,292 --> 00:41:53,946 Loo, habari za asubuhi, Bi Koga. 930 00:41:53,946 --> 00:41:56,470 Usije asubuhi yangu. Umepata pesa yangu? 931 00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:58,777 Nitakupa hii jioni wakati nalipwa. 932 00:41:58,777 --> 00:42:01,736 Naam, wewe bora. Yote, na mimi sichezi. 933 00:42:01,736 --> 00:42:04,217 Sawa. Sawa. Kwaheri, Koga Bi. 934 00:42:04,217 --> 00:42:06,219 Sitakuwa na pesa zake. 935 00:42:06,219 --> 00:42:07,612 Bitch bora uwe na pesa yangu. 936 00:42:10,179 --> 00:42:12,486 Simama, simama, simama, simama. 937 00:42:12,486 --> 00:42:14,532 Loo, jamani! Njoo. Kuzimu nini? 938 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,534 - Acha, simama, simama. - Unafanya nini? 939 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:19,624 Habari, Whoo! Rafiki yangu anakuja? Je, unaweza kumngoja tu? 940 00:42:19,624 --> 00:42:21,887 Hapana, tunapaswa kwenda. Unanichelewesha. Njoo. 941 00:42:21,887 --> 00:42:23,976 Unajua ikiwa atakosa basi, atapoteza kazi yake. 942 00:42:23,976 --> 00:42:26,500 Na ikiwa nitakosa kituo kinachofuata, basi napoteza kazi yangu. Njoo sasa. 943 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:27,980 Njoo, kaka. Subiri tu. 944 00:42:27,980 --> 00:42:29,634 Hapana, hapana. Kuwa na kiti. Keti chini. Keti chini. 945 00:42:29,634 --> 00:42:31,766 Sawa, sawa, sawa. Nini kama Nikuonyeshe matiti yangu? 946 00:42:31,766 --> 00:42:33,507 Je! Hakuna mtu anataka tazama matiti yako ya silicone. 947 00:42:33,507 --> 00:42:34,987 Ikiwa nataka kuona plastiki, Nitaingia kwenye mfuko wangu wa nyuma 948 00:42:34,987 --> 00:42:36,205 nami nitatoka kadi yangu ya mkopo. 949 00:42:36,205 --> 00:42:38,207 Njoo. Subiri tu kwa ajili yake, tafadhali. 950 00:42:38,207 --> 00:42:40,558 Sawa. Sawa. Sawa. Nionyeshe chuchu. Nionyeshe chuchu. 951 00:42:42,168 --> 00:42:44,649 Mungu! 952 00:42:44,649 --> 00:42:46,302 Sawa. Sawa, sawa. Ipi? Yeye yuko wapi? 953 00:42:46,302 --> 00:42:47,608 Lo, huyo ndiye. Huyo ndiye. Hapo hapo. Achana nayo. 954 00:42:47,608 --> 00:42:48,957 Sawa, ninamwona. Haya basi. 955 00:42:48,957 --> 00:42:51,133 Njoo, shorty. Njoo. Twende zetu. 956 00:42:51,133 --> 00:42:53,179 Twende, twende. 957 00:42:53,179 --> 00:42:55,747 Whoo! Asante kwa kusubiri. 958 00:42:55,747 --> 00:42:58,314 Usinishukuru. Asante chuchu yake. 959 00:42:58,314 --> 00:43:02,667 - Msichana, ulichukua milele. - Bwana mwema, Yesu. 960 00:43:02,667 --> 00:43:04,973 Beverly ni kama kila kiongozi mwingine katika filamu. 961 00:43:04,973 --> 00:43:06,105 Anapendeza. 962 00:43:06,105 --> 00:43:07,367 Asante. nakushukuru. 963 00:43:07,367 --> 00:43:08,368 Kama Angela Bassett. 964 00:43:08,368 --> 00:43:10,109 Ninakushukuru sasa. 965 00:43:10,109 --> 00:43:11,676 - Ooh, msichana. - Msichana, hiyo ilikuwa wazimu. 966 00:43:11,676 --> 00:43:13,852 Wewe ni daima kuangalia nje kwa ajili yangu. 967 00:43:13,852 --> 00:43:16,332 - Unajua nimekupata. - Wewe ni wazimu, lakini wewe msichana wangu. 968 00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:19,814 Ulihakikisha mimi niko moja kwa moja. Wewe angalia mtoto wangu. 969 00:43:19,814 --> 00:43:22,077 - Ninaonyesha matiti yangu, msichana. - Unayo yangu, oh, ulifanya nini? 970 00:43:22,077 --> 00:43:23,122 Ndiyo. 971 00:43:23,122 --> 00:43:24,732 Ni nini kinaendelea hapa? 972 00:43:24,732 --> 00:43:26,604 Mtu 1: Nawahitaji ninyi nyote kuondoka kwenye eneo hilo. 973 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,475 Mara ya kwanza ninapofika kwa wakati fanya kazi halafu haya mambo yanatokea. 974 00:43:28,475 --> 00:43:31,565 - Hatujui kinachoendelea. - Mahali pamefungwa. 975 00:43:31,565 --> 00:43:33,698 Unamaanisha nini mahali pamefungwa? 976 00:43:33,698 --> 00:43:36,004 Jinsi gani? Nimekutana nae tu Browns jana usiku. 977 00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:37,832 Plus, wao ni watu wazuri sana. 978 00:43:37,832 --> 00:43:39,791 Sidhani wataenda karibu bila kutuambia. 979 00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:44,273 COVID Infinity. Mahali pamefungwa mpaka taarifa nyingine. 980 00:43:44,273 --> 00:43:46,667 Nenda nyumbani. Unanifanyia kazi. 981 00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:47,712 Hata sikupata cheki yangu ya mwisho. 982 00:43:47,712 --> 00:43:48,800 Sikupata yangu pia. 983 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,758 - Nenda nyumbani. - Je! 984 00:43:50,758 --> 00:43:54,283 Mtu 1: Twende, kila mtu. Unakatisha chakula changu cha mchana. 985 00:43:54,283 --> 00:43:57,286 Nitafanya nini? Nina deni la Bi Koga. 986 00:43:57,286 --> 00:43:59,680 Nisipomlipa, atakuja weka Kiki yangu mtaani 987 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,290 kumlipa pesa zake. 988 00:44:01,290 --> 00:44:03,379 I mean, kwa nini wewe muulize baba wa mwanao? 989 00:44:03,379 --> 00:44:06,600 Anadaiwa zaidi ya $80,000 katika msaada wa watoto wa nyuma. 990 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:10,169 - Subiri, unajuaje hilo? - Aliniambia jana usiku. 991 00:44:10,169 --> 00:44:14,608 Subiri, hukujua alikuwa anapiga hii? 992 00:44:14,608 --> 00:44:16,871 Nalipigia kelele jina lako kila usiku. 993 00:44:16,871 --> 00:44:20,745 Ah, wewe ni mtamu sana, lakini nahitaji pesa hizo. 994 00:44:20,745 --> 00:44:23,399 Lo, lakini ataniua nikimuomba. 995 00:44:23,399 --> 00:44:25,097 Nitamuuliza kwa ajili yako 996 00:44:25,097 --> 00:44:27,012 kwa sababu yeye hana usiwahi kusema hapana. 997 00:44:27,012 --> 00:44:28,535 Sawa. 998 00:44:28,535 --> 00:44:30,450 - Nimekupata, msichana. - Kweli, wacha tuchukue pesa hizi. 999 00:44:30,450 --> 00:44:32,800 Wacha tuichukue, msichana. 1000 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,846 Sawa, nitakuwa na nguvu. Huyu ni mtoto wake pia. 1001 00:44:34,846 --> 00:44:37,675 Beverly! Nini kuzimu unafanya hapa? 1002 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:40,721 Nilidhani nilikuambia Sina pesa kwa ajili yako 1003 00:44:40,721 --> 00:44:43,289 au ni watoto wa punda mbaya. Sasa endelea! 1004 00:44:43,289 --> 00:44:45,726 Skat! 1005 00:44:45,726 --> 00:44:48,947 Halo, Shirley, mtoto. Nini kinaendelea? 1006 00:44:48,947 --> 00:44:52,080 - Michael, mtoto, unaendeleaje? - Ninaendelea vizuri. 1007 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,169 Ndio, unajua, Michael. 1008 00:44:54,169 --> 00:44:57,651 Yeye kweli, kweli mahitaji pesa za mtoto wake. 1009 00:44:57,651 --> 00:44:58,957 - Kweli? - Ndio. 1010 00:44:58,957 --> 00:45:00,306 - Je! ndivyo anahitaji? - Ndio. 1011 00:45:00,306 --> 00:45:02,787 Kwa nini hupendi tu, kumsaidia? 1012 00:45:02,787 --> 00:45:06,616 Ukiuliza, basi ni yako. Sawa? Ndiyo. 1013 00:45:06,616 --> 00:45:08,444 Ah, asante sana, Michael. 1014 00:45:08,444 --> 00:45:10,925 Tunahitaji sana, watoto wanahitaji ramen, wanahitaji Cheetos-- 1015 00:45:10,925 --> 00:45:13,623 - Nilikuwa nikizungumza naye. - Lakini-- 1016 00:45:13,623 --> 00:45:18,193 Si wewe! mimi si sina pesa za mungu. 1017 00:45:18,193 --> 00:45:21,327 Ninafanyia kazi punda wangu kupata eneo hili tupu la punda. 1018 00:45:21,327 --> 00:45:24,199 Kufanya kazi kwa bosi wa shimo la punda kwamba siwezi kusimama, 1019 00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:27,376 kwa masaa matatu ya kulala. Kwa nini? 1020 00:45:27,376 --> 00:45:31,598 Kwa sababu ninajaribu kutengeneza maisha bora kwangu. 1021 00:45:31,598 --> 00:45:35,254 Hiyo ndiyo mbaya pamoja nanyi akina mama Weusi. 1022 00:45:35,254 --> 00:45:36,951 Wewe mvivu. Hutaki kazi. 1023 00:45:36,951 --> 00:45:38,257 Mimi si mvivu, Michael. nafanya kazi. 1024 00:45:38,257 --> 00:45:39,693 La, wewe mvivu kama kuzimu. 1025 00:45:39,693 --> 00:45:42,087 Unaona, nilikuambia huna jamani mtoto huyo. 1026 00:45:42,087 --> 00:45:46,787 Lakini hapa unakuja kujaribu kuvuruga juu ya maisha yangu ya gharama kubwa 1027 00:45:46,787 --> 00:45:49,181 na mahitaji yako. Kuzimu hakuna! 1028 00:45:52,706 --> 00:45:55,840 Njia ya kwenda, Michael. Ninakupa nyongeza. 1029 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,276 Lo! Unasikia hilo? 1030 00:45:57,276 --> 00:45:59,408 Pesa zaidi kwako kufanya chochote na. 1031 00:45:59,408 --> 00:46:01,149 Hakuna kitu. 1032 00:46:01,149 --> 00:46:03,412 - Njoo, mtu. - Deuces. 1033 00:46:03,412 --> 00:46:05,327 Nitakununua glasi ya maji baridi ya barafu. 1034 00:46:08,069 --> 00:46:10,071 Nimepata kitu kwa punda wako. 1035 00:46:10,071 --> 00:46:12,204 Ewe mama mchafu wewe-- 1036 00:46:12,204 --> 00:46:13,683 Oh, shit. 1037 00:46:13,683 --> 00:46:15,598 Mungu anasema familia yangu kama filamu. 1038 00:46:15,598 --> 00:46:18,993 Basi ni lazima iwe, sawa? Mungu hakosei kamwe. 1039 00:46:18,993 --> 00:46:23,084 Na kama Mungu hana makosa, basi Beverly anaweza kuwa nyota. 1040 00:46:23,084 --> 00:46:25,260 Angalia, haya yote yalianza kwa sababu ya Trump. 1041 00:46:27,001 --> 00:46:29,482 Sasa alikuaje rais? 1042 00:46:29,482 --> 00:46:30,700 Malaika 6: Hilo ni swali zuri. 1043 00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:33,747 Halo, haikuwa juu yangu. Huyo hakuwa mimi. 1044 00:46:33,747 --> 00:46:36,010 I mean, I-- I-- mimi kamwe akajibu maombi yake. 1045 00:46:36,010 --> 00:46:38,317 - Uko sawa. Uko sahihi. - Nilimpa sauti. 1046 00:46:38,317 --> 00:46:40,145 Ni mengi watu wakuu wa pande zote mbili. 1047 00:46:40,145 --> 00:46:44,062 Watu wengi wazuri kwa zote mbili pande. Samahani. Samahani. 1048 00:46:44,062 --> 00:46:47,021 Malaika wa uongo. Malaika wa uongo. 1049 00:46:47,021 --> 00:46:48,153 Unapenda hiyo? 1050 00:46:49,850 --> 00:46:51,809 Toast me. 1051 00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:53,636 Tumepata vichekesho na maigizo, 1052 00:46:53,636 --> 00:46:55,638 na ninajua kuhusu binamu yangu. 1053 00:46:55,638 --> 00:46:57,075 Julie anaweza hata kuwa aina yake. 1054 00:46:59,338 --> 00:47:02,471 Mm, mm, ilikuaje? 1055 00:47:02,471 --> 00:47:04,430 Mama huyu. Nadhani nitajiruhusu niingie. 1056 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:11,829 - Ooh, yeye ni mzuri. - Je, atakuwa mama yetu mpya? 1057 00:47:13,656 --> 00:47:15,310 Waliingiaje kwenye gari langu? 1058 00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:17,312 Angalia, lazima nichukue watoto hawa kwao mama house. 1059 00:47:17,312 --> 00:47:19,097 Isipokuwa unataka zunguka nao siku nzima. 1060 00:47:19,097 --> 00:47:21,229 Kisha lazima niende kuchukua mtoto wa miaka 3 kutoka kwa daktari wa meno 1061 00:47:21,229 --> 00:47:23,101 kwa sababu anapata meno yake ya hekima vunjwa. 1062 00:47:23,101 --> 00:47:26,365 Usipowachukua hawa watoto nyumbani na kuniacha ... 1063 00:47:26,365 --> 00:47:30,108 - Nina tarehe usiku wa leo. - Sawa. Nitafika kwenye tarehe yako. 1064 00:47:39,421 --> 00:47:42,076 Sawa. Njoo. Njoo, njoo. 1065 00:47:42,076 --> 00:47:43,251 Hapo tunaenda. Ha! 1066 00:47:44,687 --> 00:47:46,254 Sawa, sasa sikiliza wasichana, 1067 00:47:46,254 --> 00:47:47,865 haijalishi ni nini mtu yeyote anakuambia, 1068 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:51,303 unaweza usiwe wasichana wadogo wa baba. 1069 00:47:51,303 --> 00:47:54,088 Ondoka. 1070 00:47:54,088 --> 00:47:55,873 Wewe si mjanja. 1071 00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:57,265 Na wakati mwingine ukitoka hapa, 1072 00:47:57,265 --> 00:47:59,050 bora usiwe nayo hakuna watoto na wewe! 1073 00:47:59,050 --> 00:48:02,053 Nipe pesa za mungu wangu! Kwaheri, bitch! 1074 00:48:02,053 --> 00:48:05,317 Pata punda wote ndani ya nyumba. 1075 00:48:05,317 --> 00:48:07,754 Sasa jambo moja ninalo nilijifunza kuhusu rafiki yangu Julie, 1076 00:48:07,754 --> 00:48:12,106 linapokuja suala la wanaume, ana aina, aina isiyo sahihi. 1077 00:48:12,106 --> 00:48:13,891 Msichana, sasa unajua Sipendi tarehe za upofu, 1078 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,196 lakini mara ya mwisho nilienda siku ya upofu, 1079 00:48:15,196 --> 00:48:17,503 tulikutana kwenye sinema na baadaye, 1080 00:48:17,503 --> 00:48:20,071 akaanza kutoa vijitabu vya "Watchtower". 1081 00:48:20,071 --> 00:48:22,421 Njoo ujue yuko Shahidi wa Yehova. 1082 00:48:22,421 --> 00:48:24,510 Mimi si kwamba kukata tamaa. 1083 00:48:24,510 --> 00:48:26,686 Sawa, labda mimi. Hebu nipigie simu tena. 1084 00:48:26,686 --> 00:48:29,080 - Mimi ni Rob. - Habari. 1085 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,560 - Wewe ni mrembo. - Asante. 1086 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:33,345 Kwa hiyo unafanya nini? 1087 00:48:33,345 --> 00:48:36,435 Mimi ni mwanasheria wa wilaya. Ninajaribu kesi. 1088 00:48:36,435 --> 00:48:40,004 - Ni aina gani za kesi? - Kitu chochote nilichopewa. 1089 00:48:40,004 --> 00:48:42,441 Mara nyingi uhalifu, madawa ya kulevya. Mauaji. 1090 00:48:42,441 --> 00:48:45,923 Ah, mwanaume, wewe ndiye msichana Nimekuwa nikitafuta. 1091 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:48,142 Angalia, nimepata kesi hii ndogo. 1092 00:48:48,142 --> 00:48:51,102 Inadaiwa kuwa, walinikamata na kilo tisa 1093 00:48:51,102 --> 00:48:52,973 ya baadhi ya Bambam ya Colombia. 1094 00:48:52,973 --> 00:48:56,629 Kwa hiyo, ninajaribu kuweka dope kwenye gari la mpenzi wangu, sawa, 1095 00:48:56,629 --> 00:48:57,717 ili aweze kuchukua kanga-- 1096 00:48:57,717 --> 00:48:58,936 Inayofuata. 1097 00:48:59,762 --> 00:49:00,720 Badili. 1098 00:49:02,156 --> 00:49:03,418 - Umeolewa? - Hapana. 1099 00:49:03,418 --> 00:49:04,898 - Una rafiki wa kike? - Hapana. 1100 00:49:04,898 --> 00:49:06,421 - Mke? - Hapana. 1101 00:49:06,421 --> 00:49:08,336 - Mama mtoto? - Hapana. 1102 00:49:10,251 --> 00:49:14,560 - Hmm, umepata kazi? - Mimi ni mhandisi wa usanifu. 1103 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:18,042 Hiyo ni kazi ya mume wangu mtarajiwa. Hivi kwanini uko single? 1104 00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:22,829 Nimetoka tu kwenye uhusiano na ndio, nimemalizana na wanaume. 1105 00:49:22,829 --> 00:49:24,962 - Wanaume hawa sio nzuri. - Ah, ijayo! 1106 00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:26,789 Mtu 2: Badili! 1107 00:49:26,789 --> 00:49:30,793 Baada ya kufanya yote hayo ya kulinda na kuangalia mzunguko, unajua, 1108 00:49:30,793 --> 00:49:34,710 ni ngumu sana kufanya tu hakuna kitu usiku kucha. 1109 00:49:34,710 --> 00:49:38,845 Unaona, ninatafuta kwa mama sukari 1110 00:49:38,845 --> 00:49:43,850 hiyo ni kwenda kulipa bili zangu, na, unajua, nikamilisha. 1111 00:49:45,721 --> 00:49:47,027 Natafuta kuanzisha familia. 1112 00:49:47,027 --> 00:49:48,986 - Inayofuata! - Badili. 1113 00:49:50,204 --> 00:49:53,381 Ah, Mungu, ninafanya nini hapa? 1114 00:49:53,381 --> 00:49:55,079 Lazima uwe umechoka ya haya yote, huh? 1115 00:49:56,645 --> 00:49:58,082 Lo... 1116 00:49:58,082 --> 00:50:00,040 Kweli kabisa, mimi ni. 1117 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,912 Kisha kwa nini unaweka mwenyewe kupitia hilo? 1118 00:50:02,912 --> 00:50:07,917 Kwa sababu ni ngumu sana kutafuta wanaume ndani ya shamba langu. 1119 00:50:07,917 --> 00:50:10,442 Halafu kwanini usiache kusema watu mstari wako wa kazi? 1120 00:50:12,226 --> 00:50:15,490 - Labda ni lazima. - Labda unapaswa. 1121 00:50:15,490 --> 00:50:17,188 - Huu. - Ndio. 1122 00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:20,713 Kwa hiyo niambie kuhusu wewe mwenyewe. 1123 00:50:20,713 --> 00:50:22,236 Nilikwenda Yale. 1124 00:50:22,236 --> 00:50:24,412 - Yale? - Ndiyo. 1125 00:50:24,412 --> 00:50:26,414 - Harvard. - Harvard? 1126 00:50:26,414 --> 00:50:28,112 Upendo wa Ligi ya Ivy. 1127 00:50:28,112 --> 00:50:29,809 Upendo wa Ligi ya Ivy. Naipenda hiyo. 1128 00:50:29,809 --> 00:50:30,853 Ndiyo. 1129 00:50:36,337 --> 00:50:37,860 Ondoka kwa baba yangu! 1130 00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:39,732 Oh, nani kuzimu ni huyu, Spencer? 1131 00:50:39,732 --> 00:50:43,127 Mtoto, um, hii... Sikiliza. 1132 00:50:43,127 --> 00:50:45,303 Lo, sikujua ulikuwa nayo mke mjamzito. 1133 00:50:45,303 --> 00:50:48,436 Bitch, mimi si mjamzito. Huu ni mfuko wangu wa colostomy. 1134 00:50:48,436 --> 00:50:50,047 - Yeye... - Hiyo haionekani sawa. 1135 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:52,440 Yeye si mke wangu. Mimi si mume wake kabisa. 1136 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,138 Twende zetu. Ingia kwenye gari, Spencer. 1137 00:50:54,138 --> 00:50:56,096 Hapana, hapana, hapana, hapana. Umenichanganya. 1138 00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:58,577 Spencer Mdogo: Kaa mbali na baba yangu, wewe chombo bustani. 1139 00:50:58,577 --> 00:51:00,448 - Mimi sio chombo cha bustani. - Nilimwambia ... 1140 00:51:00,448 --> 00:51:01,667 Kwanini unafuatilia mimi chini kama hii? 1141 00:51:01,667 --> 00:51:02,929 Mwanamke 1: Twende. 1142 00:51:07,499 --> 00:51:08,978 Je! unayo pesa yangu? 1143 00:51:08,978 --> 00:51:11,285 I-- nitakuwa nayo ifikapo kesho. Naahidi. 1144 00:51:11,285 --> 00:51:12,982 Hilo ndilo tatizo nanyi akina mama vijana 1145 00:51:12,982 --> 00:51:15,289 daima kufikiri kuhusu ninyi wenyewe. 1146 00:51:15,289 --> 00:51:18,075 Haya, Bi Koga. Hakuna haja kuhesabu. Yote yapo. 1147 00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:19,685 Sawa. Asante, mtoto. 1148 00:51:19,685 --> 00:51:21,948 Binti yako ni mmoja wapo wafanyakazi wangu bora. 1149 00:51:21,948 --> 00:51:23,776 Usifikiri nimekuruhusu haribu hilo. 1150 00:51:24,864 --> 00:51:27,867 Nitafanya nini? 1151 00:51:27,867 --> 00:51:30,522 Oh, hivyo familia yangu inaweza kuwa na hadithi fulani. 1152 00:51:30,522 --> 00:51:33,786 Kama Michael. Kijana huyo hakika anaweza kucheza mpira wa kikapu. 1153 00:51:33,786 --> 00:51:36,397 Hata kama hana akili ya mtindo. 1154 00:51:36,397 --> 00:51:37,529 Ndiyo, mtoto! 1155 00:51:39,574 --> 00:51:42,969 Woo! Nenda, mtoto! Nenda mtoto! Woo! 1156 00:51:44,536 --> 00:51:46,059 Ondoka kwake. 1157 00:51:46,059 --> 00:51:47,626 Huyo si mwanao kuzungumza na mwanangu, sawa? 1158 00:51:47,626 --> 00:51:49,628 Afadhali atoke mgongoni. 1159 00:51:49,628 --> 00:51:51,282 Twende zetu. Twende, mtoto! 1160 00:51:51,282 --> 00:51:53,066 Risasi, piga risasi, piga. 1161 00:51:54,981 --> 00:51:58,376 Ndiyo, Mikaeli! Nenda mtoto! 1162 00:51:58,376 --> 00:52:00,987 Oh, wema wangu. Ulikuwa mzuri sana. 1163 00:52:00,987 --> 00:52:02,728 Lakini nini kilikuwa kikiendelea na viatu hivyo, ingawa? 1164 00:52:02,728 --> 00:52:04,382 Walikuwa wakali. W-- kwa nini si ulivaa hizo tu? 1165 00:52:04,382 --> 00:52:05,557 Siwezi kuvaa hizo kwenye mahakama hiyo. 1166 00:52:05,557 --> 00:52:07,124 Ninaweza kuwachafua. 1167 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:08,516 Sikiliza, nimepata haya. 1168 00:52:08,516 --> 00:52:10,431 - Unapata wapi ... - Nilipata hizi. 1169 00:52:10,431 --> 00:52:14,043 Unazipata wapi hizi? Sawa. Mtoto wangu hustler. 1170 00:52:14,043 --> 00:52:15,828 Je, tunaweza kuuza hizi ili niweze kumaliza kucha zangu sasa? 1171 00:52:15,828 --> 00:52:17,351 - Ni juu yako. - Sawa, baridi. 1172 00:52:17,351 --> 00:52:20,528 Duka la misumari kesho. - Halo, Michael. 1173 00:52:20,528 --> 00:52:23,052 - Mchezo mzuri, mtoto. - Calvin? 1174 00:52:23,052 --> 00:52:24,750 Bado unafanya nini katika shule ya upili? 1175 00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:28,362 Sikuweza, uh, kupita mtihani wa SAT. 1176 00:52:28,362 --> 00:52:30,756 Huna haja ya kupitisha SAT ili kuhitimu. 1177 00:52:30,756 --> 00:52:32,192 Lakini angalia, mimi na wenzake karibu kwenda chini mahali 1178 00:52:32,192 --> 00:52:33,628 ili tupate vinywaji vichache. 1179 00:52:33,628 --> 00:52:35,152 Unajaribu kuja kaa nasi au vipi? 1180 00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:37,328 Lo, kwa hivyo mtaenda chini hadi mahali, huh? 1181 00:52:37,328 --> 00:52:39,112 Kunywa vinywaji na kulewa? 1182 00:52:40,809 --> 00:52:41,810 Ndiyo, Bi. Black. 1183 00:52:43,290 --> 00:52:45,031 Kweli, tunaweza kusonga na wewe? 1184 00:52:45,031 --> 00:52:46,598 - Je, wewe ni mbaya? - Kuzimu ndio. 1185 00:52:46,598 --> 00:52:48,382 Mama, unafanya nini? 1186 00:52:48,382 --> 00:52:50,906 Akili biashara yako, mimi ni mzima. Nenda nyumbani, fanya kazi ya nyumbani. 1187 00:52:50,906 --> 00:52:52,647 Angalia dada yako. Hakikisha yeye anakula baadhi, sawa? 1188 00:52:52,647 --> 00:52:54,127 Niko tayari kumfundisha kijana 1189 00:52:54,127 --> 00:52:55,650 kitu yeye si milele kujifunza kabla. Sawa! 1190 00:52:55,650 --> 00:52:56,695 Samahani. Hoja nje njia ninayopaswa kupita. 1191 00:52:56,695 --> 00:52:58,305 Naam, naweza kuja pia? 1192 00:52:58,305 --> 00:53:00,960 - Kuzimu ndio. Njoo, msichana. - Jamani. Mama yangu ni jembe. 1193 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:02,875 Kwaheri, mtoto! nakupenda. 1194 00:53:02,875 --> 00:53:04,659 Msichana, unafikiri yeye anaweza kutushughulikia sote wawili? 1195 00:53:04,659 --> 00:53:06,052 Kuzimu hapana, msichana. Tunamwibia. 1196 00:53:06,052 --> 00:53:08,402 Oh, Mungu wangu! niko chini. 1197 00:53:08,402 --> 00:53:10,187 - Jambo! - Halo, ni nini, msichana? 1198 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:12,798 - Kwa hivyo, pesa zako ziko wapi? - Halo, mimi ni Shirley. 1199 00:53:12,798 --> 00:53:14,408 Hey, kuna nini? Unaendeleaje? 1200 00:53:14,408 --> 00:53:16,018 Lakini swali ni, pesa yako iko wapi? 1201 00:53:16,018 --> 00:53:17,368 - Pesa yangu? - Ndiyo. 1202 00:53:17,368 --> 00:53:18,456 Ni kwenye ATM, unamaanisha nini? 1203 00:53:18,456 --> 00:53:20,197 Huna pesa kwako? 1204 00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:21,937 - Nah, msichana, nilipata kadi ya debit. - Oh, kuzimu hapana, bitch. 1205 00:53:21,937 --> 00:53:23,287 - Ondoka kwenye gari. - Hapana, hapana, hapana, hapana. 1206 00:53:23,287 --> 00:53:24,288 - Hapana, hapana. -Nina... 1207 00:53:29,510 --> 00:53:32,296 - Ooh, oh, hujambo, msichana. - Hey, habari yako? 1208 00:53:32,296 --> 00:53:34,689 - Nimechoka kama zamani. - Watoto vipi? 1209 00:53:34,689 --> 00:53:37,039 Njaa, kama kawaida. 1210 00:53:37,039 --> 00:53:38,824 Lo, sio bili kwa mara moja katika maisha yangu. 1211 00:53:40,129 --> 00:53:42,480 Oh, hiyo ni nini? 1212 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:46,527 Ni—nilipata barua kutoka kwa mwanamume fulani kote mjini. Anasema yeye ni mjomba wangu. 1213 00:53:46,527 --> 00:53:48,921 Anasema baba yangu alikufa na kuniacha katika mapenzi yake. 1214 00:53:48,921 --> 00:53:53,230 Subiri, nini, bitch, wewe tajiri? Oh, Mungu wangu. Je, una kumpigia nani? 1215 00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:55,928 sijui. Haifanyi hivyo hata usi... Ina anwani. 1216 00:53:55,928 --> 00:53:57,408 - Anwani? - Inasema kushuka. 1217 00:53:57,408 --> 00:53:58,713 Sawa, kisha nenda chini. 1218 00:53:58,713 --> 00:54:00,149 Uh-uh, labda nitaniambia 1219 00:54:00,149 --> 00:54:01,716 alikuwa na deni fulani la pesa na sasa ninawadai. 1220 00:54:01,716 --> 00:54:03,065 - Sifanyi. - Subiri, nini? Una pesa? 1221 00:54:03,065 --> 00:54:04,415 Huendi? 1222 00:54:04,415 --> 00:54:05,633 Yeye pengine si alipata shit, ama. 1223 00:54:05,633 --> 00:54:06,895 Wataniuliza kulipa bili zake. 1224 00:54:06,895 --> 00:54:08,767 sifanyi, Sifanyi hivyo, Shirley. 1225 00:54:08,767 --> 00:54:10,986 - Beverly, njoo! Beverly! - Sifanyi. 1226 00:54:10,986 --> 00:54:14,425 Nahitaji kupata moja ya haya, yo. Wanawake watapenda haya. 1227 00:54:14,425 --> 00:54:17,166 - Hey, unajua Bi Mildew? - Damn, unapiga hiyo pia? 1228 00:54:17,166 --> 00:54:18,907 Mwanaume, yule bibi kizee alipata ujuzi fulani. 1229 00:54:18,907 --> 00:54:20,779 Hasa anapotumia hizo molars juu ya kijana wako. 1230 00:54:20,779 --> 00:54:23,172 Yeye kuwa kama siku nzima. 1231 00:54:25,827 --> 00:54:27,133 Ni nani huyo? 1232 00:54:27,133 --> 00:54:29,309 Mwanadamu, ni hivyo tu baba yako, Michael. 1233 00:54:29,309 --> 00:54:31,964 Baba yangu? Sikuwahi kukutana naye hapo awali. 1234 00:54:31,964 --> 00:54:33,487 Na kama unataka mimi kununua kitu, 1235 00:54:33,487 --> 00:54:34,662 bado hujakutana nami. 1236 00:54:36,011 --> 00:54:37,796 Sawa. Unajua. Mm-hmm. 1237 00:54:38,579 --> 00:54:40,015 Mm-mm. 1238 00:54:40,015 --> 00:54:41,887 Yo. Kuna nini basi? Unahitaji nini? 1239 00:54:41,887 --> 00:54:44,237 Uh, nitahitaji cheche kidogo. Sawa. 1240 00:54:44,237 --> 00:54:46,370 Na, uh, sina pesa 1241 00:54:46,370 --> 00:54:49,416 na nitahitaji punguzo la "mjue mwanangu". 1242 00:54:49,416 --> 00:54:51,897 Simama, baba, vipi njoo hukuwahi kufika 1243 00:54:51,897 --> 00:54:53,768 au kumsaidia mama pesa? 1244 00:54:53,768 --> 00:54:56,989 Kwa sababu kijana, mimi ni mtu mzima jamani, nilipata bili za kulipa. 1245 00:54:56,989 --> 00:54:58,904 Nilipata nyingine familia kote mjini, 1246 00:54:58,904 --> 00:55:00,775 Nilipata tabia hii mbaya ya dawa za kulevya, 1247 00:55:00,775 --> 00:55:03,474 na mimi nina upendo na huyu dada siwezi kuvumilia. 1248 00:55:03,474 --> 00:55:05,258 Sikununui shit. 1249 00:55:05,258 --> 00:55:07,695 Ah, shikilia, wanawake, wanawake, wanawake. 1250 00:55:07,695 --> 00:55:10,002 Angalia nilichokipata mfukoni mwangu. Subiri kidogo, sasa. 1251 00:55:10,002 --> 00:55:13,701 Nani wanahitaji kulipwa bili zao? Uh? Je, unahitaji nywele zako kufanywa? Misumari imekamilika? 1252 00:55:13,701 --> 00:55:15,399 Nani anataka kunifanyia? 1253 00:55:15,399 --> 00:55:16,487 Haya, tufanye kila mmoja pamoja. 1254 00:55:16,487 --> 00:55:17,966 Kuna nini, Calvin? 1255 00:55:17,966 --> 00:55:20,055 Ninachokuambia kuhangaika kwenye uchochoro huu? 1256 00:55:20,055 --> 00:55:22,144 Lo, uchochoro wangu huu, kijana wa nyumbani. Ninafanya ninachotaka. 1257 00:55:22,144 --> 00:55:23,407 Oh, ndio, hiyo ni kweli? 1258 00:55:28,455 --> 00:55:32,329 Ricky! Filamu isiyo sahihi. Mikaeli! 1259 00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:40,249 Lo! Filamu yangu inaweza kuwa kama filamu zingine za mjini. 1260 00:55:40,249 --> 00:55:44,645 Kwa nini? Nichukue, Bwana! Nichukue, Bwana. 1261 00:55:44,645 --> 00:55:48,388 Lakini nimefurahi umempata. Ee Bwana, kijana wangu. 1262 00:55:48,388 --> 00:55:51,435 Baba, huyo si mimi. Mimi ni mwanao. 1263 00:55:51,435 --> 00:55:54,046 Oh. Oh. Hapa, niruhusu futa ushahidi huu. 1264 00:55:54,046 --> 00:55:56,178 Nisaidie, mjinga. 1265 00:55:56,178 --> 00:55:59,530 Halo, kwa hivyo mama yako aliniambia unacheza mpira wa kikapu kidogo? 1266 00:55:59,530 --> 00:56:01,619 Ndio, ninamaanisha, ninafanya wastani wa pointi 25 kwa mchezo. 1267 00:56:01,619 --> 00:56:03,360 Lo, usiniite baba mpaka uingie kwenye ligi. 1268 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:06,841 - Sikiliza, nitahitaji $20. - Je! 1269 00:56:06,841 --> 00:56:08,582 Oh, ni siku nzuri, MaDude. 1270 00:56:08,582 --> 00:56:10,758 MaDude: Sawa, jamani. - Kuna nini? 1271 00:56:10,758 --> 00:56:12,369 Angalia hilo kamba nzuri ya nguo, 1272 00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:13,848 na sina kikapu changu cha kufulia. 1273 00:56:13,848 --> 00:56:15,807 Kuzimu ni makosa na mimi? Oh, ngoja. 1274 00:56:15,807 --> 00:56:18,418 Lo! Ah-ha! Bado nimeipata. 1275 00:56:18,418 --> 00:56:19,811 Inavutia. 1276 00:56:19,811 --> 00:56:21,073 MaDude: Hiyo ni nini Ninazungumzia. 1277 00:56:21,073 --> 00:56:22,379 sikujua unaweza kufanya hivyo. 1278 00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:23,771 Unajua nachukia kuja hapa 1279 00:56:23,771 --> 00:56:25,207 kuwaona maskini hawa katika joto hili lote. 1280 00:56:25,207 --> 00:56:26,774 Naam, ni sawa, Mimi ni daktari na mwanasheria 1281 00:56:26,774 --> 00:56:28,646 na niko hapa kufanya mambo kuwa bora. 1282 00:56:28,646 --> 00:56:31,475 Kijana, endelea na uende nyumbani. Hakuna unachoweza kufanya hapa. 1283 00:56:31,475 --> 00:56:33,477 MaDude, mimi tu sijui la kufanya. 1284 00:56:33,477 --> 00:56:34,695 Msichana, unamaanisha nini wewe sijui la kufanya? 1285 00:56:34,695 --> 00:56:35,783 sijui nifanye nini. 1286 00:56:35,783 --> 00:56:37,002 Naam, barua hiyo inasema nini? 1287 00:56:37,002 --> 00:56:38,525 Inasema kwamba alikufa 1288 00:56:38,525 --> 00:56:39,918 na akaacha kitu kwa ajili yangu katika mapenzi yake. 1289 00:56:39,918 --> 00:56:41,310 Naam, msichana, unajua nini hasa cha kufanya. 1290 00:56:41,310 --> 00:56:42,703 Unahitaji kwenda kupata hizo pesa za mungu. 1291 00:56:42,703 --> 00:56:44,009 Ikiwa sio pesa? Je, ikiwa ni bili? 1292 00:56:44,009 --> 00:56:45,532 Nani atakuachia bili? 1293 00:56:45,532 --> 00:56:46,968 Angalia, msichana mapigo yako ya kufa baba amekufa. 1294 00:56:46,968 --> 00:56:48,622 Baba aliyekufa amekufa? 1295 00:56:48,622 --> 00:56:49,928 Deadbeat baba amekufa. Nenda mbele na upate pesa zako. 1296 00:56:49,928 --> 00:56:51,408 Siendi huko chini. 1297 00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:53,801 Mambo mazuri hayafai kutokea kwangu. Sawa? 1298 00:56:53,801 --> 00:56:56,369 Mwanaume sio kamwe hakufanya chochote kwa ajili yangu. 1299 00:56:56,369 --> 00:56:58,415 Na sasa nadhani atafanya kitu katika kifo chake? 1300 00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:00,329 Hii ni nzuri sana kuwa kweli. Tazama hii. 1301 00:57:00,329 --> 00:57:02,027 Msichana, unajua siwezi kusoma hivyo jamani, sina miwani yangu. 1302 00:57:02,027 --> 00:57:03,550 Angalia, msichana, angalia. Unahitaji pesa. 1303 00:57:03,550 --> 00:57:04,986 Unajua unahitaji pesa, kila mtu anahitaji pesa. 1304 00:57:04,986 --> 00:57:07,162 Angalia nyumba hii. Angalia microwave hii ya bei nafuu. 1305 00:57:07,162 --> 00:57:08,816 W-- kwa nini unapaswa kuzungumza kuhusu microwave yangu? 1306 00:57:08,816 --> 00:57:09,861 Unahitaji kubadilika mtazamo huo. 1307 00:57:09,861 --> 00:57:11,166 Unapaswa kumtunza kijana huyu. 1308 00:57:11,166 --> 00:57:12,646 Lazima utunze ya miswada hii. 1309 00:57:12,646 --> 00:57:13,908 Mbona hamuonyeshi barua inasemaje? 1310 00:57:13,908 --> 00:57:15,780 Ndio, uko sawa. 1311 00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:17,303 Naam, Michael Jr. 1312 00:57:17,303 --> 00:57:19,044 Unaendeleaje, kijana? Wewe hakika unaonekana mzuri leo. 1313 00:57:19,044 --> 00:57:20,393 - Halo, mtoto. - Halo, MaDude. 1314 00:57:20,393 --> 00:57:21,960 Sasa, msichana, sikiliza kwa kile nilichosema. 1315 00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:23,527 Sasa nenda kachukue hizo pesa kama unavyopaswa kufanya, 1316 00:57:23,527 --> 00:57:24,963 na, mtoto, tunza ya mama yako. 1317 00:57:24,963 --> 00:57:27,052 - Wewe kuwa mvulana mzuri, sawa? - Nitafanya. 1318 00:57:27,052 --> 00:57:29,010 Mm-hmm. nakuona umepata ufizi huo mzuri. 1319 00:57:29,010 --> 00:57:30,751 Umepata pesa kwa kitu, msichana. 1320 00:57:30,751 --> 00:57:31,970 MaDude: Lakini hey, unaniita kwa sababu nataka 10% yangu 1321 00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:33,362 ukipata hizo pesa. 1322 00:57:33,362 --> 00:57:36,757 - Oh. Sawa. - Kuna nini, mama? 1323 00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:40,674 Baba yangu alikufa tu na kuniacha kitu katika mapenzi yake. 1324 00:57:40,674 --> 00:57:42,459 Lakini nilifikiri umesema baba yako alikuwa amekwisha kufa. 1325 00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:43,938 Kweli, alikuwa amekufa kwangu tu. 1326 00:57:43,938 --> 00:57:46,898 Lakini sasa amekufa ulimwengu wote. 1327 00:57:46,898 --> 00:57:49,422 Kila kitu itakuwa sawa, mama. 1328 00:57:49,422 --> 00:57:52,947 Sijui, mtoto. Tuko ndani mahali pagumu kweli sasa. 1329 00:57:52,947 --> 00:57:57,343 Nitaifahamu. Ee Mungu wangu. 1330 00:57:57,343 --> 00:58:00,302 Siwezi hata kulipa bili ya mwanga. Nini kingine inaweza kwenda vibaya? 1331 00:58:01,521 --> 00:58:02,653 Njoo, mama. 1332 00:58:04,829 --> 00:58:08,876 - Unafanya nini? Kijana. - Amka. Usijali. 1333 00:58:08,876 --> 00:58:12,184 Ninapoenda kwenye ligi, Nitakununulia gari zuri. 1334 00:58:12,184 --> 00:58:14,360 Nunua nyumba nzuri. 1335 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:17,102 - Na wig bora. - Wig bora? 1336 00:58:17,102 --> 00:58:20,061 Usicheze kuhusu wigi wangu, kijana. Endelea kucheza. 1337 00:58:20,061 --> 00:58:22,542 Jidhuru. 1338 00:58:22,542 --> 00:58:24,457 - Kila kitu kitakuwa sawa. - Hapana, najua. 1339 00:58:24,457 --> 00:58:26,372 Usijali. Najua ninachopaswa kufanya. 1340 00:58:26,372 --> 00:58:29,418 Beverly, ana nguvu ya nyota. 1341 00:58:29,418 --> 00:58:31,029 Lo, karibu nilisahau. 1342 00:58:31,029 --> 00:58:32,683 Nilitaka kukuambia hadithi 1343 00:58:32,683 --> 00:58:34,598 ya kile kilichotokea kwenye Halloween ya MaDude. 1344 00:58:34,598 --> 00:58:35,729 Hapana, njoo hapa watoto wadogo. 1345 00:58:35,729 --> 00:58:37,426 Sasa, Ham, unajua vizuri zaidi 1346 00:58:37,426 --> 00:58:39,211 kuliko kutoa haya yote bure pipi mbali na watoto hawa. 1347 00:58:39,211 --> 00:58:40,473 Kuzimu, unajua jinsi ngumu Ilibidi nifanye kazi 1348 00:58:40,473 --> 00:58:41,779 kwa pipi za bure kwenye Halloween? 1349 00:58:41,779 --> 00:58:43,128 Ilinibidi kutoa pipi kupata pipi. 1350 00:58:43,128 --> 00:58:44,956 Ilibidi aamke wote kwenye nguzo hiyo. 1351 00:58:44,956 --> 00:58:46,740 Sehemu ya nyuma ya nyumba ya baba yangu ilikuwa na nguzo, nguzo kubwa ya simu ya zamani. 1352 00:58:46,740 --> 00:58:48,525 Swing kuzunguka kitu hicho. 1353 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:50,135 Nilipata bar ya Snickers, Mars bar, na mtihani wa ujauzito. 1354 00:58:50,135 --> 00:58:51,832 - Bado akarudi kuvunjwa. - Mtoto, unamhitaji Yesu. 1355 00:58:51,832 --> 00:58:54,052 Nimempata Yesu. Nimevaa viunzi mapaja yangu ya ndani, pia. 1356 00:58:54,052 --> 00:58:56,010 Alipiga nguzo chini pia, punda mkubwa. 1357 00:58:56,010 --> 00:58:59,100 Hila au kutibu, harufu ya miguu yangu, nipe chakula kizuri. 1358 00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:00,580 Daima kuomba. 1359 00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:02,234 Napenda yako wimbo mdogo wa kitalu. 1360 00:59:02,234 --> 00:59:03,496 Yeye ni kitu kidogo cha kupendeza. Una nini huko, hapa? 1361 00:59:03,496 --> 00:59:05,454 Oh, una baadhi ya Mike na Ike. 1362 00:59:05,454 --> 00:59:06,847 Unajua unachohitaji kufanya? 1363 00:59:06,847 --> 00:59:08,632 Unahitaji kujiondoa uchafu wote huo. 1364 00:59:08,632 --> 00:59:10,590 Sasa, unajua, hukuhitaji kufanya hivyo kwa kitu hicho. 1365 00:59:10,590 --> 00:59:12,374 Ni vigumu kucheza soka kwa mguu mmoja. 1366 00:59:12,374 --> 00:59:14,072 Ndio, anajaribu kukuokoa kutoka kwa kisukari. Ni sawa. 1367 00:59:14,072 --> 00:59:15,856 Maybalene, mchukue kaka yako. 1368 00:59:15,856 --> 00:59:17,466 Kujaribu kuweka meno yako kutoka nje ya mdomo wako. 1369 00:59:17,466 --> 00:59:18,729 Mama yako afurahi. 1370 00:59:18,729 --> 00:59:20,644 Kijana, wewe bora funga mdomo wako. 1371 00:59:20,644 --> 00:59:22,167 Usiruhusu shetani akutumie. 1372 00:59:23,211 --> 00:59:25,736 Mtu wa 3: Ni wakati wa sherehe. 1373 00:59:29,304 --> 00:59:31,480 Ooh, hiyo ni nzuri. Hiyo ni nzuri, mm. 1374 00:59:34,832 --> 00:59:37,008 - Je! - Unaonekana jinsi ninavyohisi. 1375 00:59:37,008 --> 00:59:39,619 - Na ni jinsi gani hiyo? - Kuvimbiwa. 1376 00:59:39,619 --> 00:59:42,274 Prostate yako inawaka juu yako tena? 1377 00:59:42,274 --> 00:59:44,493 Nyamaza kuzimu, Moe. Unajua, Sina tezi dume. 1378 00:59:44,493 --> 00:59:47,453 - Una prostate. - Unazungumza juu ya tezi ya Prostate? 1379 00:59:47,453 --> 00:59:49,107 Sauti ya furaha kidogo 'kuhusu hilo. 1380 00:59:49,107 --> 00:59:50,717 Mtu wa 4: Vazi zuri sana, jamani. 1381 00:59:50,717 --> 00:59:52,806 Ninyi nyote ni nani na kwanini mko nyumbani kwangu? 1382 00:59:52,806 --> 00:59:54,591 Sisi - sisi ni frat guys. 1383 00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:56,549 Unajua, watu wachanga kutoka mitaani? 1384 00:59:56,549 --> 00:59:58,290 - Oh. - Tunaishi katika nyumba ya frat. 1385 00:59:58,290 --> 00:59:59,770 - Umetuona hapo awali. - Wapige chini. 1386 00:59:59,770 --> 01:00:01,336 Oh, naona, hivyo ninyi nyote nataka tu kuja hapa 1387 01:00:01,336 --> 01:00:03,208 na unataka kumuona mwanamke? Hiyo ni nini? 1388 01:00:03,208 --> 01:00:04,513 Mtu wa 4: Titties. - Ah, titi. 1389 01:00:04,513 --> 01:00:05,645 Je! Unataka kuona titi? 1390 01:00:05,645 --> 01:00:06,994 Kweli, tulidhani wewe ni mwanaume. 1391 01:00:06,994 --> 01:00:08,474 - Ulidhani mimi ni mwanaume? - Zaidi kama monster. 1392 01:00:08,474 --> 01:00:09,823 - Tulikuwa tukichukua dau. - Ah, sawa. 1393 01:00:09,823 --> 01:00:10,824 Hapa niruhusu kukuonyesha kitu. 1394 01:00:10,824 --> 01:00:12,260 Hapana, usifanye hivyo. 1395 01:00:12,260 --> 01:00:13,827 Usimfanyie mtu yeyote nataka kuwaona Jurassic ... 1396 01:00:13,827 --> 01:00:15,916 - Oh! - Bwana, rehema. 1397 01:00:15,916 --> 01:00:18,092 - Hizi ni kweli, dude. - Hiyo ni paradiso hapo hapo. 1398 01:00:18,092 --> 01:00:19,441 Hiyo ni Jurassic Park hapo hapo. 1399 01:00:19,441 --> 01:00:20,573 - Kama mayai ya kuchemsha. - Njoo. 1400 01:00:20,573 --> 01:00:21,661 Njoo, njoo ufikie paradiso yako. 1401 01:00:21,661 --> 01:00:23,141 Njoo ulete mikono yako hapa. 1402 01:00:23,141 --> 01:00:24,882 - Njoo. Njoo, njoo! - Usifanye. 1403 01:00:24,882 --> 01:00:26,710 - Unapaswa kuacha. - Toka kuzimu nje ya nyumba yangu. 1404 01:00:28,799 --> 01:00:30,278 Kuwa na heshima fulani hapa juu. 1405 01:00:30,278 --> 01:00:31,845 Nilikuambia hutaki kuona 1406 01:00:31,845 --> 01:00:34,108 wale wazee, Aretha Franklin, titi za mikono mirefu. 1407 01:00:34,108 --> 01:00:35,893 Afadhali ufikirie. 1408 01:00:35,893 --> 01:00:38,896 Unajua nini, nachukia wimbo huu, lakini hakika inanifanya nitake kuhama. 1409 01:00:38,896 --> 01:00:40,506 Sogea huko basi. 1410 01:00:40,506 --> 01:00:42,682 Kuhisi kitu kidogo. Siwezi tu, siwezi... 1411 01:00:42,682 --> 01:00:44,031 Ee Bwana. 1412 01:00:44,031 --> 01:00:46,817 Shika roho tu kidogo. 1413 01:00:46,817 --> 01:00:48,253 Oo-wee, iko hapo, hapo ni! 1414 01:00:48,253 --> 01:00:49,820 Onyesho la kinyama hilo si "Flashdance." 1415 01:00:49,820 --> 01:00:51,909 Ee Bwana. Ee Bwana. 1416 01:00:51,909 --> 01:00:54,825 Mtu humwita mtoaji. Mwanamke amepagawa. 1417 01:00:54,825 --> 01:00:55,869 Whoo! 1418 01:00:57,871 --> 01:01:00,744 Walipata kuchoma nyumba nzima hii chini sasa. 1419 01:01:00,744 --> 01:01:03,050 Ee Bwana. Ni hakika mzimu hapa juu. 1420 01:01:03,050 --> 01:01:04,486 MaDude: Nionyeshe jinsi tunavyofanya. Nionyeshe jinsi tunavyofanya! 1421 01:01:09,361 --> 01:01:10,797 Usiingie kwenye kabati hilo sasa. 1422 01:01:10,797 --> 01:01:12,930 Unajua R. Kelly yumo ndani. Usifanye hivyo. 1423 01:01:12,930 --> 01:01:15,454 Tiffany, mmeelewa pipi nzuri hapa. 1424 01:01:17,935 --> 01:01:19,414 Ee Bwana! 1425 01:01:19,414 --> 01:01:20,851 Kijana, usijaribu usiogope mtu yeyote. 1426 01:01:20,851 --> 01:01:21,808 Ilikuwa ni kitu kwenye TV, imeibuka tu hapo. 1427 01:01:21,808 --> 01:01:22,853 Hakuna kitu gani juu yake TV. Nyamaza. 1428 01:01:22,853 --> 01:01:24,506 Niliona. 1429 01:01:24,506 --> 01:01:27,292 Oh, Bwana. Ee Bwana. Hiyo ilikuwa nini? 1430 01:01:27,292 --> 01:01:30,208 Nilikuambia ni kitu. Ilitoka hapa juu. 1431 01:01:30,208 --> 01:01:31,905 Sauti kama mtu huko juu kupigana. 1432 01:01:31,905 --> 01:01:34,299 Hivyo ndivyo nilivyofikiri. Kweli kuanza kunitisha. 1433 01:01:34,299 --> 01:01:35,996 Unajua ninaogopa ya kila kitu. 1434 01:01:35,996 --> 01:01:38,390 MaDude, nenda huko juu ukaangalie nje na uone ni nini. 1435 01:01:38,390 --> 01:01:40,697 Loo, siendi kule. Mm-mm. Hapana. Hiyo si yangu. 1436 01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:42,307 Maana wewe sivyo hofu ya chochote. 1437 01:01:42,307 --> 01:01:45,527 Kila kitu kilikuogopa. Na ninaona kwa nini. 1438 01:01:45,527 --> 01:01:47,355 Sawa. siogopi. Angalia, mimi siogopi kamwe. 1439 01:01:47,355 --> 01:01:48,792 Huna hofu kamwe? - Siogopi. 1440 01:01:48,792 --> 01:01:50,141 Huna hofu kamwe. Nenda ukawachukue. 1441 01:01:50,141 --> 01:01:51,969 Nitaenda hapa juu. siogopi. 1442 01:01:51,969 --> 01:01:53,448 Umeokoka kutazama ndani kioo kila asubuhi, 1443 01:01:53,448 --> 01:01:55,015 unaweza kuishi hivyo, unaweza kuishi hii. 1444 01:01:55,015 --> 01:01:57,801 - Siogopi. - Huogopi chochote. 1445 01:01:57,801 --> 01:02:01,543 Nenda huko juu. Mwambie kunusa wewe, hiyo itamuua. 1446 01:02:01,543 --> 01:02:03,197 Usiogope huko sasa, sasa endelea kula pipi yako 1447 01:02:03,197 --> 01:02:04,808 na kutazama sinema. Hii ni nzuri. 1448 01:02:04,808 --> 01:02:06,113 Tazama wataenda chumbani hapa hapa. Tazama. 1449 01:02:08,942 --> 01:02:12,250 Ee Bwana. Hawaendi kunitisha katika nyumba yangu mwenyewe. 1450 01:02:12,250 --> 01:02:14,034 Sitapata. La, sio leo. 1451 01:02:14,034 --> 01:02:16,036 Ibilisi si utanitumia. 1452 01:02:16,036 --> 01:02:19,866 Mm-mm, atapata punda wake nje ya hapa. 1453 01:02:19,866 --> 01:02:23,652 Nina hakika sivyo hakuna mtu nyuma ya mlango huu hapa. 1454 01:02:23,652 --> 01:02:25,742 Ninapofungua mlango huu, maana itakuwa... 1455 01:02:27,569 --> 01:02:28,527 Kuzimu nini? Oh-ho. 1456 01:02:30,050 --> 01:02:31,704 Sio mcheshi anayenifukuza. 1457 01:02:31,704 --> 01:02:35,273 Je, hakuna mcheshi anayenifukuza! Je, hakuna mcheshi anayenifukuza! 1458 01:02:35,273 --> 01:02:37,057 Nikawaambia wasiingie huko. 1459 01:02:37,057 --> 01:02:40,626 Sio mcheshi anayenifukuza. Je, hakuna mcheshi anayenifukuza! 1460 01:02:40,626 --> 01:02:43,977 Sawa, hiyo ni ishara yangu. Afadhali uje. 1461 01:02:43,977 --> 01:02:46,545 Oh, kuzimu sasa, ngoja tuone nini Naweza kufanya ili kuamka hapa. 1462 01:02:46,545 --> 01:02:49,591 Oh-hoo! Njoo sasa. 1463 01:02:49,591 --> 01:02:51,028 Njooni, wasichana. Njooni, wasichana. 1464 01:02:51,028 --> 01:02:53,291 Moe, ninahitaji uhamishe. Njoo, Moe! 1465 01:02:59,558 --> 01:03:01,429 Natumai sikuogopa umezidi sana na hiyo story. 1466 01:03:01,429 --> 01:03:03,431 Lakini kurudi kwa Beverly. 1467 01:03:03,431 --> 01:03:06,695 Umewahi kujua watu ambao hawawezi sema tu ndiyo kwa jambo jema? 1468 01:03:06,695 --> 01:03:09,176 Kweli, hiyo ni Beverly kwa ajili yako. 1469 01:03:09,176 --> 01:03:13,180 - Ooh! Hao hapo. - Habari. Hujambo. 1470 01:03:13,180 --> 01:03:15,661 Wewe ni Beverly. Mimi, Leroy Black, Black. 1471 01:03:15,661 --> 01:03:18,403 Unaweza kuniita Mweusi. Huu uzao wangu. 1472 01:03:18,403 --> 01:03:20,884 Ndiyo, mimi ni binti yake. Flora Nyeusi. 1473 01:03:20,884 --> 01:03:23,060 Unaweza kumwita Flora, bila Nyeusi. 1474 01:03:23,060 --> 01:03:25,714 Inapendeza sana kukutana nanyi nyote. 1475 01:03:25,714 --> 01:03:28,108 MaDude ametuambia sana kuhusu wewe. 1476 01:03:28,108 --> 01:03:31,416 Naam, ni nzuri sana kukutana na wewe pia, nadhani. 1477 01:03:31,416 --> 01:03:33,026 Acha hiyo, Missy. 1478 01:03:33,026 --> 01:03:34,419 Ikiwa wao unajua umekuwa ukisoma, 1479 01:03:34,419 --> 01:03:35,855 watakuuza chini ya mto. 1480 01:03:35,855 --> 01:03:37,117 Niuze? 1481 01:03:37,117 --> 01:03:39,032 Nitawachukua nyote chini ya ardhi. 1482 01:03:39,032 --> 01:03:41,426 chini ya ardhi? Kama reli? 1483 01:03:41,426 --> 01:03:44,821 Kuona nyumba yako mpya, na hukutana na familia yako. 1484 01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:47,214 Nifuate kwa urahisi. Inaweka kichwa chako chini. 1485 01:03:47,214 --> 01:03:49,434 Shh. Kuwa kimya. 1486 01:03:49,434 --> 01:03:53,133 Oh, oh. - Mheshimiwa Black, usiende haraka sana. 1487 01:03:53,133 --> 01:03:55,788 Unajua alipata gout, na sukari, 1488 01:03:55,788 --> 01:03:57,659 na upungufu wa nguvu za kiume. 1489 01:03:57,659 --> 01:03:59,183 hata sijui jinsi nilivyofika hapa. 1490 01:03:59,183 --> 01:04:02,708 Hiyo ni habari nyingi. Sawa. Kuzimu. 1491 01:04:02,708 --> 01:04:04,884 Kwa hivyo, nadhani hii ni sawa kuvimbiwa hapa hapa. 1492 01:04:04,884 --> 01:04:06,581 Ndiyo maana anatembea njia hii? 1493 01:04:06,581 --> 01:04:08,627 Ndiyo. Na wewe ni tu kitu kidogo kizuri zaidi. 1494 01:04:13,153 --> 01:04:15,242 Najua hujui tunatarajia kuishi hapa. 1495 01:04:15,242 --> 01:04:17,027 Hii haiwezi kuwa kweli. 1496 01:04:17,027 --> 01:04:20,030 Uh-uh. Turudishe kwa kituo cha basi. Tunaenda nyumbani. 1497 01:04:20,030 --> 01:04:21,945 Lakini Baba ameacha hili kwa ajili yako. 1498 01:04:21,945 --> 01:04:26,471 Ni-- najua sio nyingi, lakini ni yote baba yako ana kutoa. 1499 01:04:26,471 --> 01:04:28,690 Mm-mm, ningependelea kufanya kazi kwa Ellen DeGeneres 1500 01:04:28,690 --> 01:04:31,258 kabla sijaruhusu watoto wangu ingia mguu mmoja ndani ya nyumba hiyo. 1501 01:04:31,258 --> 01:04:34,609 - Je! Sawa. - Tulia. 1502 01:04:34,609 --> 01:04:36,089 Hii ni kubwa zaidi kuliko nyumba ya mama yako. 1503 01:04:36,089 --> 01:04:37,482 Una uhakika huitaki? 1504 01:04:37,482 --> 01:04:39,266 Kuzimu hakuna. sitaki. Twende, watoto. 1505 01:04:39,266 --> 01:04:41,138 - Lakini mama! - Lakini hakuna kitu. 1506 01:04:41,138 --> 01:04:43,096 Tazama chemchemi hiyo ya maji kukimbia mchana na usiku. 1507 01:04:43,096 --> 01:04:45,490 Unajua ningepaswa kufanya nini kulipia bili hiyo ya maji? 1508 01:04:45,490 --> 01:04:46,665 Fanya tu kile tunachofanya kila wakati. 1509 01:04:46,665 --> 01:04:48,754 Na hiyo ni nini? 1510 01:04:48,754 --> 01:04:50,625 - Usilipe. - Usilipe. 1511 01:04:50,625 --> 01:04:53,628 Kweli, Beverly, unaweza angalau njoo uone nyumba, mpenzi. 1512 01:04:53,628 --> 01:04:55,152 Ingia tu uone ndani. 1513 01:04:55,152 --> 01:04:57,589 Sitaki kuja na tazama ndani ya nyumba hii. 1514 01:04:57,589 --> 01:04:59,286 Ni-- ni-- yamepatikana chumba cha wobbler. 1515 01:04:59,286 --> 01:05:01,985 - Hakuna uchafu wa kutosha. - Si uchafu wa kutosha? 1516 01:05:01,985 --> 01:05:03,508 Naam ni got kuku wa kipenzi nyuma, 1517 01:05:03,508 --> 01:05:05,118 na, nawe ulipata nguruwe aliyefunzwa. 1518 01:05:05,118 --> 01:05:06,859 - Nguruwe aliyefunzwa? - Ndio. 1519 01:05:06,859 --> 01:05:08,687 Ndiyo, jambo moja MaDude kila wakati alijaribu kufanya 1520 01:05:08,687 --> 01:05:10,515 iliwasaidia wengine, 1521 01:05:10,515 --> 01:05:14,084 lakini yeye hujikuta kila wakati katika fujo zake mwenyewe. 1522 01:05:17,435 --> 01:05:18,871 MaDude: Po-po inakuja sisi. Po-po inakuja kwa ajili yetu. 1523 01:05:18,871 --> 01:05:20,307 Unafikiri umewasha taa nyekundu? 1524 01:05:20,307 --> 01:05:21,482 Sikufanya, sijui nilifanya nini jamani. 1525 01:05:23,136 --> 01:05:25,573 - Bwana Black! Bwana Nyeusi! - Ni nini, Flora? 1526 01:05:25,573 --> 01:05:28,837 Tazama! Je, huyo ndiye nadhani ni? 1527 01:05:28,837 --> 01:05:31,928 Ni! Ni MaDude kwenye bomba la TV. 1528 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:33,755 Kukimbia kutoka kwa ndege wa kimbunga. 1529 01:05:33,755 --> 01:05:36,280 Loo, hao waangalizi kumkimbiza chini. 1530 01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:40,110 Watamkata mguu wakati wanamshika. Kimbia, Kunta, kimbia! 1531 01:05:40,110 --> 01:05:41,981 Niko kwenye helikopta, kuishi angani 1532 01:05:41,981 --> 01:05:43,852 wakati wa msako huu wa kusisimua wa gari. 1533 01:05:43,852 --> 01:05:47,682 Je, tunaweza kupata picha kali zaidi wenye gari? Lo! 1534 01:05:47,682 --> 01:05:50,990 Hii inahisi kama tukio moja kwa moja nje ya filamu, "Iweke Mbali." 1535 01:05:50,990 --> 01:05:53,819 Simu yangu iko wapi? I got yake. Ilikuwa hapa. 1536 01:05:53,819 --> 01:05:56,865 Ee Bwana Yesu, nisaidie. Hujambo? 1537 01:05:56,865 --> 01:05:59,390 MaDude, ni wewe kuendesha gari hilo? 1538 01:05:59,390 --> 01:06:01,174 Naam, nani kuzimu unafikiri ni? 1539 01:06:01,174 --> 01:06:03,872 Una uhakika kwa sababu wewe, wewe anafanana na Malkia Latifah. 1540 01:06:03,872 --> 01:06:05,700 Angalia kama mfalme Latifah. 1541 01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:07,659 Tazama, nimevaa Malkia Kujificha kwa Latifah 1542 01:06:07,659 --> 01:06:08,921 kutoka kwa filamu, "Weka." 1543 01:06:08,921 --> 01:06:10,357 Ingepaswa kuniacha. 1544 01:06:10,357 --> 01:06:11,489 MaDude: Naam, wewe ujue ndivyo ninavyofanya. 1545 01:06:11,489 --> 01:06:12,707 Ninaiba tu kutoka kwa sinema. 1546 01:06:14,622 --> 01:06:17,582 Unajua Bwana anasema, "usiibe," sasa. 1547 01:06:17,582 --> 01:06:20,150 Bwana hayupo kufukuzwa na po-po. 1548 01:06:20,150 --> 01:06:22,413 Na mimi siibi, Nina kasi. 1549 01:06:22,413 --> 01:06:23,936 Kweli, ninaiba kidogo, 1550 01:06:23,936 --> 01:06:26,025 kwa sababu tu nimetiwa moyo kwa vitu, unajua? 1551 01:06:26,025 --> 01:06:28,506 Kuendesha gari kana kwamba uko kwenye mwendo kasi. Unapunguza kasi sasa. 1552 01:06:28,506 --> 01:06:30,595 Sasa kama unataka kupiga hela mdomo wako, nakupa moja. 1553 01:06:30,595 --> 01:06:33,902 - Endelea kuzungumza nami, mzee. - Ee Bwana. Anafanya nini? 1554 01:06:33,902 --> 01:06:37,819 MaDude, elekea Nyota ya Kaskazini. Ni watu huru huko. 1555 01:06:37,819 --> 01:06:39,212 Mwambie mtu mdogo kuzima kuzimu. 1556 01:06:39,212 --> 01:06:41,388 MaDude: Ni-- ni-- Beverly yuko huko? 1557 01:06:41,388 --> 01:06:44,609 Yeye amekwenda. Yeye na watoto wake wamerudi Afrika. 1558 01:06:44,609 --> 01:06:46,828 Hakuna mtu aliyerudi hakuna mtu wa Afrika. 1559 01:06:46,828 --> 01:06:48,961 Hapana, ameondoka. Hakutaka nyumba. 1560 01:06:48,961 --> 01:06:50,223 Sijui ni nini makosa nayo. 1561 01:06:50,223 --> 01:06:51,529 Labda, ni nyingi sana kwake, 1562 01:06:51,529 --> 01:06:52,834 lakini nirudi kwako, MaDude, 1563 01:06:52,834 --> 01:06:55,011 tafadhali vuta hiyo gari juu, tafadhali. 1564 01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:57,230 Sawa, sawa, sawa, sawa. 1565 01:06:57,230 --> 01:06:59,493 Sasa sijakata tamaa, ingawa. Nimepata mpango. 1566 01:06:59,493 --> 01:07:04,455 Vuta tu gari hapo awali MaDude anaenda jela. 1567 01:07:04,455 --> 01:07:06,935 Ooh. Hiyo ni nzuri wazo la mwendelezo. 1568 01:07:06,935 --> 01:07:08,850 Hujamaliza wa kwanza sasa. 1569 01:07:08,850 --> 01:07:11,723 That's-- hiyo ni, hiyo ni mwendelezo mzuri. Naipenda hiyo. 1570 01:07:11,723 --> 01:07:13,246 MaDude: sawa, Nimemaliza kuvuta. 1571 01:07:15,379 --> 01:07:17,424 Nilidhani ulitakiwa kukutana na Weusi? 1572 01:07:17,424 --> 01:07:20,253 Loo, kuzimu, sasa wamenipata huku nje kukutana na Wazungu. 1573 01:07:20,253 --> 01:07:21,820 Ndio, unakaribia kukutana na Wazungu, sawa. 1574 01:07:23,430 --> 01:07:25,563 Ondoka kwenye gari. 1575 01:07:25,563 --> 01:07:26,868 Nadhani tuache tu. 1576 01:07:26,868 --> 01:07:28,653 Hapana, hapana, hapana, hapana. Kuzimu hapana, mjinga. 1577 01:07:28,653 --> 01:07:32,222 Unapaswa kujua tunayo hakuna shida kutumia nguvu za mauti. 1578 01:07:32,222 --> 01:07:33,658 MaDude: Angalia, ikiwa hii inafanya kazi, 1579 01:07:33,658 --> 01:07:35,486 unakutana nami kwenye kibanda juu katika milima, 1580 01:07:35,486 --> 01:07:37,227 lakini kama sivyo, mwambie Taylor kuweka pesa kwenye vitabu vyangu. 1581 01:07:39,707 --> 01:07:41,100 Sasa nini jamani unakaribia kuendelea na kufanya? 1582 01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:42,928 Loo, mimi, ninaenda siri, mjinga. 1583 01:07:42,928 --> 01:07:45,061 Sawa, sawa, ninakaribia waambie uliniteka nyara, 1584 01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:46,497 na sikuwa na la kufanya bila ujinga huu. 1585 01:07:46,497 --> 01:07:47,889 Na kwa njia, haitafanya kazi. 1586 01:07:47,889 --> 01:07:50,109 Ninafanya kila kitu kwa uwezo wangu 1587 01:07:50,109 --> 01:07:52,677 kuifanya iwe ngumu kukukamata. 1588 01:07:52,677 --> 01:07:54,505 Shikilia hapo, Kapteni. 1589 01:07:54,505 --> 01:07:57,377 Na hiyo ni nini? Unayo nini, yote hayo umepata kutoka kwa nini? 1590 01:07:57,377 --> 01:07:59,292 T.I. alinipa haya yote. MaDude: Wakati unamjua T.I.? 1591 01:07:59,292 --> 01:08:00,772 Huyu, huyu kutoka filamu "Scarface." 1592 01:08:00,772 --> 01:08:02,295 Akasema, “Sema habari rafiki yangu mdogo." 1593 01:08:02,295 --> 01:08:03,775 MaDude: Ni nini hicho? 1594 01:08:03,775 --> 01:08:05,690 Shit El Chapo alinipa. Shida hii yote ilivunjika. 1595 01:08:05,690 --> 01:08:08,388 Shikilia sasa, nimepata wanandoa mambo zaidi. O.J. alinipa hii. 1596 01:08:10,173 --> 01:08:12,479 Ni nini hicho? 1597 01:08:12,479 --> 01:08:14,960 Ni--napenda kumkaba kuku wangu. 1598 01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:16,527 Sina la kufanya bila haya, afisa. 1599 01:08:16,527 --> 01:08:18,181 - Ninaweka mikono yangu juu. - Nje ya gari. 1600 01:08:18,181 --> 01:08:19,704 MaDude: mpige tu, tu kumpiga risasi ya kichwa. 1601 01:08:19,704 --> 01:08:20,748 Usinipige risasi. Usifanye chochote. 1602 01:08:20,748 --> 01:08:22,707 Weka mikono yako chini. 1603 01:08:22,707 --> 01:08:24,274 Hawafikii huko chini. 1604 01:08:24,274 --> 01:08:25,710 Tupa miguu yako hewani. 1605 01:08:25,710 --> 01:08:27,277 Si— siwezi kuwainua. 1606 01:08:27,277 --> 01:08:29,496 Na kuwapungia kama hujali tu. 1607 01:08:31,368 --> 01:08:32,978 Njoo utoke kwenye gari. 1608 01:08:32,978 --> 01:08:34,719 Toka kwenye gari, mjinga. Nje ya gari! 1609 01:08:34,719 --> 01:08:36,286 Lo, watanipiga risasi! Watanipiga risasi! 1610 01:08:36,286 --> 01:08:40,116 Ee Bwana, Sina pesa ya dhamana. 1611 01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:43,380 Wao 'bout kuchukua yake kwa mfalme! 1612 01:08:43,380 --> 01:08:46,948 Wao 'bout kuchukua wewe kwa mfalme! 1613 01:08:48,211 --> 01:08:49,342 Kesi inayofuata. 1614 01:08:51,301 --> 01:08:53,129 Heshima yako, anapaswa kuwa kuingia wakati wowote. 1615 01:08:54,173 --> 01:08:56,175 Lo! Hellurr! 1616 01:08:56,175 --> 01:09:00,571 MaDude aliyekufa akitembea 1617 01:09:00,571 --> 01:09:02,747 - Hiyo sio ya kuchekesha. - Inachekesha. 1618 01:09:02,747 --> 01:09:04,966 Ee Yesu. Bwana, kwa nini leo? 1619 01:09:04,966 --> 01:09:08,231 Waheshimiwa, pole sana imekusumbua asubuhi ya leo. 1620 01:09:08,231 --> 01:09:10,581 Sasa hii yote inaweza kuwa sawa kutupwa mbali, unajua? 1621 01:09:10,581 --> 01:09:11,712 Nitakuambia kidogo hadithi kuhusu binamu yangu. 1622 01:09:11,712 --> 01:09:13,497 Jina lake ni V'Gina. 1623 01:09:13,497 --> 01:09:15,020 Sasa unajua, watu daima kutamka jina lake vibaya pia. 1624 01:09:15,020 --> 01:09:16,761 Kama vile wanatamka vibaya Jaji Loreal. 1625 01:09:16,761 --> 01:09:18,632 Watu wanaweza kutaka kukupigia simu Jaji Revlon au kitu, 1626 01:09:18,632 --> 01:09:20,765 lakini unajua, wao, wanaita uke wake. Lakini ni V'Gina, 1627 01:09:20,765 --> 01:09:24,595 Lo, V apostrophe G-I-N-A. Ni V'Gina. V'Gina! 1628 01:09:24,595 --> 01:09:26,074 Hawezi hata kutamka uke. 1629 01:09:26,074 --> 01:09:27,467 Hiyo ndiyo anajaribu kutamka, uke. 1630 01:09:27,467 --> 01:09:28,555 Hata siwezi kuiandika. 1631 01:09:28,555 --> 01:09:30,166 Lakini tuna hakika tunaweza kunusa. 1632 01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:33,169 Ninyi nyote mnanusa? 1633 01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:34,474 Mmesikia? 1634 01:09:34,474 --> 01:09:36,781 - Baba, baba. - Usiniite hivyo. 1635 01:09:36,781 --> 01:09:38,609 Kijana, hunuki uke tangu 1932. 1636 01:09:38,609 --> 01:09:40,567 Unaendeleaje, Mheshimiwa? Nimeiona asubuhi hii. 1637 01:09:40,567 --> 01:09:44,571 MaDude, nyamaza, na kuwa na heshima katika mahakama yangu. 1638 01:09:44,571 --> 01:09:46,138 Hiyo ina maana nyamaza. - Ninaelewa. 1639 01:09:46,138 --> 01:09:47,705 Nilikuwa najaribu tu kukueleza kwa nini binamu yangu, 1640 01:09:47,705 --> 01:09:49,446 alikuwa ameonewa na hilo jina. Ana umri wa miaka 52. 1641 01:09:49,446 --> 01:09:51,099 Na sikutaka hiyo kukutokea. 1642 01:09:51,099 --> 01:09:52,710 Yako-- Yako-- Aibu yako, unajua. 1643 01:09:52,710 --> 01:09:55,713 - Ninakuonya. - Ninaelewa. Lo, mimi tu... 1644 01:09:55,713 --> 01:09:57,889 Niko kimya hapo juu hapa mahakamani leo. 1645 01:09:57,889 --> 01:09:59,412 Ndiyo, ndiyo, ndiyo mimi. 1646 01:09:59,412 --> 01:10:01,458 Ninaamini uta kaanga. 1647 01:10:01,458 --> 01:10:02,720 Bora ufunge punda wako. Nyamaza tu! 1648 01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:04,200 Nyamaza tu kuzungumza nami. 1649 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,244 Hakupaswa kukimbia taa zote nyekundu. 1650 01:10:05,244 --> 01:10:06,811 - Bailiff? - Mmm. 1651 01:10:06,811 --> 01:10:08,943 Weka jicho lako zuri huyu. Yeye ni shida. 1652 01:10:12,295 --> 01:10:15,298 Naam, inaonekana kama hivyo kwangu, Mheshimiwa. 1653 01:10:15,298 --> 01:10:17,387 Inaonekana kwangu hivyo, Heshima yako. 1654 01:10:17,387 --> 01:10:19,954 Mahakama nzima hii inaonekana mtuhumiwa. 1655 01:10:19,954 --> 01:10:22,827 Jambo la kweli, hii yote mahakama inaonekana mtuhumiwa. 1656 01:10:22,827 --> 01:10:27,484 MaDude Himms, unahukumiwa hadi siku 180 jela 1657 01:10:27,484 --> 01:10:29,747 Jaji Loreal: kwa kujaribu kukwepa polisi. 1658 01:10:29,747 --> 01:10:32,228 Mwenzako atakuwa R. Kelly. 1659 01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:34,012 Lo! 1660 01:10:34,012 --> 01:10:35,492 Yeye si mfano wangu, Mtukufu. 1661 01:10:35,492 --> 01:10:37,058 Utanaswa chumbani. 1662 01:10:37,058 --> 01:10:38,625 Ikifuatiwa na miezi sita ya kifungo cha nyumbani. 1663 01:10:38,625 --> 01:10:41,715 Kisha tutaweza tathmini upya muda wako wa majaribio. 1664 01:10:41,715 --> 01:10:43,630 Usiitathmini upya. Weka tu kama ilivyo. 1665 01:10:43,630 --> 01:10:48,156 Pia ... lazima kanisa siku za Jumapili. 1666 01:10:48,156 --> 01:10:50,855 - Sio kanisa! - Kanisa. 1667 01:10:50,855 --> 01:10:52,291 Ee Bwana. 1668 01:10:52,291 --> 01:10:54,424 - Nipe chochote isipokuwa kanisa! - Kanisa! 1669 01:10:54,424 --> 01:10:56,164 Wewe utakuwa na upendo wa kidini. 1670 01:10:56,164 --> 01:10:58,297 Hapana, Bwana, tafadhali nipe kifungo cha upweke. 1671 01:10:58,297 --> 01:10:59,690 Nyote mna kitanda kubwa ya kutosha kwake? 1672 01:10:59,690 --> 01:11:02,214 - Nipe kiti cha umeme! - Kanisa! 1673 01:11:02,214 --> 01:11:03,824 - Tutakusaidia! - Hapana, sisi sio. 1674 01:11:03,824 --> 01:11:05,826 Yesu! 1675 01:11:05,826 --> 01:11:07,741 Naam, najua jinsi gani unahisi. Niamini mimi. 1676 01:11:07,741 --> 01:11:09,265 Naam, najua jinsi anavyohisi. 1677 01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:11,484 Ha! Kesi Imefungwa. 1678 01:11:11,484 --> 01:11:13,834 Ndiyo! 1679 01:11:13,834 --> 01:11:16,881 Ninapata kutumia pampu yangu ya dick peke yangu. 1680 01:11:16,881 --> 01:11:18,839 Pornhub wiki nzima. Nipe moja! 1681 01:11:22,669 --> 01:11:26,369 Hata Mungu hawezi kuokoa punda wako sasa, MaDude. 1682 01:11:27,935 --> 01:11:30,111 Siwezi kuamini MaDude anaenda jela. 1683 01:11:30,111 --> 01:11:32,592 Siwezi kuamini kwamba nilipoteza kesi. 1684 01:11:32,592 --> 01:11:35,987 Mimi ndiye mwanasheria mbaya zaidi kuwahi kutokea. Mimi ndiye mbaya zaidi kila kitu milele. 1685 01:11:35,987 --> 01:11:38,076 Ninamaanisha, Mungu, wako wapi wewe ninapokuhitaji? 1686 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:41,949 Mungu. 1687 01:11:41,949 --> 01:11:44,691 Bam. Alikasirika. 1688 01:11:44,691 --> 01:11:46,258 Pow! Wu Tang, nigga. 1689 01:11:46,258 --> 01:11:47,694 Naweza kusema nigga mbinguni. 1690 01:11:51,350 --> 01:11:55,398 Lakini huwezi! Nimekuwa nimehukumiwa. 1691 01:11:58,314 --> 01:12:01,142 Mungu aliposema niandike movie... 1692 01:12:01,142 --> 01:12:02,883 Sikuwahi kufikiria shetani angejitokeza. 1693 01:12:02,883 --> 01:12:07,714 Je, unaona rangi ya suti yangu? Unadhani mimi ni nani? 1694 01:12:07,714 --> 01:12:10,326 Hiyo ndiyo ninayopata kwa kutoandika. 1695 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:12,980 Kamilifu. Inaleta maana kamili. Ibilisi anazungumza nami. 1696 01:12:12,980 --> 01:12:15,374 Kwa nini sivyo shetani anaongea nami? 1697 01:12:15,374 --> 01:12:18,377 Naam, ninahisi unahitaji msaada wangu. 1698 01:12:18,377 --> 01:12:23,251 Ninawezaje kuwa wa huduma, Fairy? - Hapana. 1699 01:12:23,251 --> 01:12:26,733 nimekuwa aliyeteuliwa na Bwana. 1700 01:12:26,733 --> 01:12:30,258 Nimekabidhiwa. Nimekabidhiwa. Nimekabidhiwa. 1701 01:12:32,870 --> 01:12:36,003 Vema, ndugu, usipofanya hivyo nihitaji, nitarudi tu 1702 01:12:36,003 --> 01:12:39,006 kwa jamii ya Proud Boys na Peckerwoods. 1703 01:12:39,006 --> 01:12:40,573 Halo, wananipenda huko. 1704 01:12:40,573 --> 01:12:43,620 Mimi ni sanamu yao. Hasta luego, Fairy. 1705 01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:45,361 Ni Pherry. 1706 01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:48,407 Jina langu ni Pherry, Pherry, Pherry! 1707 01:12:48,407 --> 01:12:50,104 Hapana, sivyo. 1708 01:12:51,497 --> 01:12:54,674 Damnit. Hii ni BS. 1709 01:12:54,674 --> 01:12:57,024 I bet wewe kamwe kutokea Bafuni ya Kevin Hart kama hii. 1710 01:12:59,157 --> 01:13:03,030 Andika maono, mwanangu. Andika maono. 1711 01:13:05,729 --> 01:13:08,384 Hatimaye nilifikiri nilichohitaji kufanya. 1712 01:13:08,384 --> 01:13:10,298 Nilihitaji kuandika filamu. 1713 01:13:10,298 --> 01:13:13,867 Kwa hivyo niliamua kuwa msaidizi wangu, Joy, iandike. 1714 01:13:13,867 --> 01:13:16,479 Pamoja na furaha, hakuna haja ya AI. 1715 01:13:17,871 --> 01:13:20,787 Lo! 1716 01:13:20,787 --> 01:13:24,704 Hii ni njama, maendeleo ya tabia. 1717 01:13:24,704 --> 01:13:26,793 Hii ni hadithi. 1718 01:13:26,793 --> 01:13:29,013 - Je, tunaweza kuiweka kwenye filamu? - Weka nini kwenye sinema? 1719 01:13:29,013 --> 01:13:31,711 - Hadithi ya hadithi. - Hadithi ya hadithi? 1720 01:13:31,711 --> 01:13:33,800 Ndiyo. Iba tu. Weka tu kwenye hadithi. 1721 01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:35,672 - Ah, ndio. Sawa. - Andika tu. 1722 01:13:35,672 --> 01:13:37,456 - Nifanye nionekane mzuri. - Sawa. 1723 01:13:37,456 --> 01:13:39,806 Ninaweza kuiba vitu vyote kupitia Kristo anitiaye nguvu. 1724 01:13:39,806 --> 01:13:42,853 - Tunaiba hii. - Um, unaenda kuzimu. 1725 01:13:42,853 --> 01:13:44,637 - Unasema nini? - Hakuna. Mm-hmm. 1726 01:13:44,637 --> 01:13:46,334 Ooh. Hii itakuwa nzuri. 1727 01:13:46,334 --> 01:13:49,599 Tutatumia yote. Changanya tu kama gumbo. 1728 01:13:49,599 --> 01:13:52,993 Nasikia harufu ya WGA. Nina harufu ya Oscar. 1729 01:13:52,993 --> 01:13:54,604 Kila mtu atataka kuwa katika sinema zangu. 1730 01:13:54,604 --> 01:13:57,084 Furaha, ninapopiga kelele, 1731 01:13:57,084 --> 01:13:59,783 Sitakupeleka nawe, lakini endelea kuandika. 1732 01:13:59,783 --> 01:14:02,699 Lo! Lo! Andika hii chini! Montage. 1733 01:14:02,699 --> 01:14:05,832 Kila filamu inahitaji montage. Montage nzuri. 1734 01:14:16,582 --> 01:14:20,543 Oh, Joy, vipi bongo yangu inaenda? 1735 01:14:20,543 --> 01:14:22,327 Loo, inakwenda. 1736 01:14:22,327 --> 01:14:24,329 Lo, lakini subiri, subiri, subiri. Hapana, usizungumze, kuandika zaidi. 1737 01:14:24,329 --> 01:14:25,896 Nataka tu kuwazia mwenyewe kwa maneno. 1738 01:14:25,896 --> 01:14:27,680 Hapana, hapana, usiache kuandika. 1739 01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:31,467 Ooh, itakuwa nzuri sana. Damn, mimi ni mzuri. Damn, mimi ni mzuri. 1740 01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:35,296 Huyo ni mvivu. Mm, nahitaji kazi hii. 1741 01:14:35,296 --> 01:14:37,516 Nahitaji kazi hii. Nahitaji kazi hii. 1742 01:14:37,516 --> 01:14:40,084 Ooh, napenda hiyo. Tazama kwa ajili yangu. 1743 01:14:40,084 --> 01:14:42,390 - Uko karibu nami. - Ndio, tuko karibu sana. 1744 01:14:42,390 --> 01:14:43,914 Hii ni karibu. Wewe, unasoma mawazo yangu. 1745 01:14:43,914 --> 01:14:45,655 Hiki ndicho hasa... Tuko kwenye wimbi moja ... 1746 01:14:45,655 --> 01:14:49,136 Wewe ni kimwili sana karibu yangu. 1747 01:14:57,928 --> 01:14:59,712 Ndiyo. Ndiyo. Nenda chini, kwenda chini. Tembeza, tembeza. 1748 01:14:59,712 --> 01:15:01,932 - Ninasonga. - Ah, subiri, subiri. Acha, simama. 1749 01:15:01,932 --> 01:15:03,977 Haraka sana. Rudi nyuma juu, juu, juu, juu. 1750 01:15:03,977 --> 01:15:07,503 Ndio, ndio. Lo! Kubwa sana. Oh, ajabu. 1751 01:15:09,635 --> 01:15:10,897 Lo! 1752 01:15:10,897 --> 01:15:12,333 Halo, huyu ni Wakili Pherry. 1753 01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:15,772 P yuko kimya. Subiri, MaDude? 1754 01:15:15,772 --> 01:15:17,469 Hapana, siwezi kushughulikia nikiwa na MaDude leo. 1755 01:15:17,469 --> 01:15:18,949 Hilo halipo kwenye hati yangu. 1756 01:15:18,949 --> 01:15:20,516 Mimi niko katikati ya kuandika bongo. 1757 01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:22,518 Je, unaweza kusogeza tafadhali? Asante. 1758 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:24,911 Oh, hapana, sikuweza ikiwezekana kufanya hivyo. 1759 01:15:24,911 --> 01:15:25,912 Asante. 1760 01:15:27,566 --> 01:15:30,090 Damn, hiyo ni nzuri. Ah, mimi ni mwandishi mzuri wa punda. 1761 01:15:32,919 --> 01:15:33,920 Hiyo ni nzuri sana. 1762 01:15:36,923 --> 01:15:39,012 Oh, Bwana, Bwana, Bwana. 1763 01:15:39,012 --> 01:15:42,363 Tutazame hapa safi tu, 1764 01:15:42,363 --> 01:15:44,627 ili tuwepo pamoja Bwana katika siku za mwisho. 1765 01:15:44,627 --> 01:15:46,629 Unajua, usafi iko karibu na Ucha Mungu, 1766 01:15:46,629 --> 01:15:49,545 na najua anakupenda kwa sababu nina hakika. 1767 01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:50,937 Oh, Bwana, Bwana. 1768 01:15:50,937 --> 01:15:52,548 Hakikisha unapata zote uchafu huo kutoka kwako. 1769 01:15:55,594 --> 01:15:59,032 Lo, uh... Nimeona mengi sana. Hapana, hapana, hapana, sisi nzuri. 1770 01:15:59,032 --> 01:16:02,209 Hakika tunapaswa kutengeneza maji haya tupate baridi kidogo. 1771 01:16:02,209 --> 01:16:04,951 Mungu. Unajua, mimi ni bibi kizee. 1772 01:16:04,951 --> 01:16:06,605 Imebaki nyingi tu kati ya hizi. 1773 01:16:06,605 --> 01:16:09,260 Sawa, wanawake, kuoga kwa dakika mbili. 1774 01:16:09,260 --> 01:16:11,088 Twende zetu. Twende, twende! 1775 01:16:11,088 --> 01:16:13,830 Loo, nilijua kulikuwa na Mungu. Afisa: Njoo. Twende zetu. 1776 01:16:13,830 --> 01:16:15,179 Naam, ilikuwa nzuri sana kukuona wanawake. 1777 01:16:15,179 --> 01:16:16,615 Nyie endeleeni. Ninyi nyote endelea hapa. 1778 01:16:16,615 --> 01:16:18,008 Wanawake, wanawake, wanawake, kata maji hayo. 1779 01:16:18,008 --> 01:16:20,010 Nyinyi nyote mmekuwa hapa kwa muda mrefu inatosha sasa. Njoo. 1780 01:16:20,010 --> 01:16:22,665 - Sisi katika ukame. - Acha mbwembwe zako. 1781 01:16:22,665 --> 01:16:24,580 MaDude: Angalia Barney Fife, Ninajaribu tu kuhakikisha 1782 01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:26,320 kila kitu kiko wapi inahitaji kuwa. 1783 01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:29,019 Unachukua siku nzima. Unataka kwenda nyumbani au la? 1784 01:16:29,019 --> 01:16:32,762 Nilipata hapa na haya yote majaribu, unyevu, na maji. 1785 01:16:32,762 --> 01:16:35,242 Kujaribu tu kuwa ubinafsi wangu bora wa Kikristo. 1786 01:16:35,242 --> 01:16:39,203 Leo ni siku yako ya bahati, MaDude. Twende zetu. 1787 01:16:39,203 --> 01:16:43,511 Jela si hai hiyo inaweza kunishika, mtoto. 1788 01:16:43,511 --> 01:16:44,991 Wapi shit wangu? 1789 01:16:44,991 --> 01:16:47,385 - Je, hii ni yako? - Kuzimu nah, hiyo sio yangu. 1790 01:16:47,385 --> 01:16:50,431 Je, mimi kuonekana kama nini? Unaweza kuweka hiyo. 1791 01:16:50,431 --> 01:16:52,433 Naam, nitaihifadhi kwako ukirudi. 1792 01:16:52,433 --> 01:16:54,610 Naam, sirudi tena hapa. Hapana, hapana, hapana. Hakuna njia. 1793 01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:56,481 Oh, lakini unajua nini? Unaweza kuwa sahihi. 1794 01:16:56,481 --> 01:16:59,702 Nitarudi kwa filamu yangu inayofuata. 1795 01:16:59,702 --> 01:17:03,923 Bure mwishowe, bitches, bure mwishowe! Oo-wee! 1796 01:17:03,923 --> 01:17:05,969 Tazama hewa safi hapa. 1797 01:17:05,969 --> 01:17:08,319 Damn, ni moto. Familia yangu iko kuzimu? 1798 01:17:08,319 --> 01:17:10,060 Hapo punda wako. Kwa nini umechelewa? 1799 01:17:10,060 --> 01:17:12,540 Pata tu punda wako mkubwa ndani gari, San Quentin Tarantina. 1800 01:17:12,540 --> 01:17:13,933 Watakuwa na punda wako moja kwa moja humu ndani. 1801 01:17:19,112 --> 01:17:22,115 Mwisho. 1802 01:17:22,115 --> 01:17:25,118 Ooh, Joy, hii ni nzuri. 1803 01:17:25,118 --> 01:17:27,947 Mpumbavu, hii inaweza kuwa jambo bora nililowahi kufanya. 1804 01:17:27,947 --> 01:17:32,822 Imeandikwa na Taylor Pherry, P wangu yuko kimya. 1805 01:17:34,998 --> 01:17:37,827 Habari! Wha - nini - nini ... Hapana, hapana, hapana! 1806 01:17:38,566 --> 01:17:40,960 Hapana, hapana! 1807 01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:43,354 Hebu niambie, kompyuta si kama hadithi zako, jamani. 1808 01:17:43,354 --> 01:17:46,313 - Wanahitaji chelezo. - Ah, tafadhali. 1809 01:17:46,313 --> 01:17:49,577 Acha kuomba jamani. Yeye hatakusaidia sasa. 1810 01:17:49,577 --> 01:17:50,883 Nini... 1811 01:17:50,883 --> 01:17:53,886 Ni kama maisha. 1812 01:17:53,886 --> 01:17:55,758 Ibilisi yuko katika maelezo. 1813 01:17:55,758 --> 01:17:57,063 Anasema wewe. 1814 01:17:58,717 --> 01:18:01,111 Loo, jamani. 1815 01:18:05,550 --> 01:18:08,379 Nilidhani wewe-- wewe hawakufurahishwa na kazi yangu? 1816 01:18:08,379 --> 01:18:10,511 Kazi yako ni furaha tupu, mwanangu. 1817 01:18:10,511 --> 01:18:14,254 Pengine ni bora kusema hivyo uliongozwa na Mungu. 1818 01:18:14,254 --> 01:18:15,560 Nilikuwa, sivyo? 1819 01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:17,083 Ni wakati wa nenda ukaabudu, mwanangu. 1820 01:18:18,432 --> 01:18:21,740 Ndiyo, Bwana. Ndiyo, Bwana. 1821 01:18:24,787 --> 01:18:27,267 Nini tuko hapa cha kufanya leo ni... 1822 01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:31,184 mpe Bwana. 1823 01:18:31,184 --> 01:18:33,186 Amina. 1824 01:18:33,186 --> 01:18:34,927 Mipango yetu yote? 1825 01:18:34,927 --> 01:18:37,495 Tunamkabidhi Bwana. 1826 01:18:37,495 --> 01:18:38,670 Mawazo yetu yote? 1827 01:18:38,670 --> 01:18:40,803 Uh-huh, uh-huh! 1828 01:18:40,803 --> 01:18:42,892 Tunatoa hadi Bwana. Unanisikia? 1829 01:18:42,892 --> 01:18:44,154 - Bwana! - Haleluya! 1830 01:18:44,154 --> 01:18:45,372 - Amina! - Rehema. Rehema! 1831 01:18:45,372 --> 01:18:47,113 - Ndiyo, Mchungaji! - Ndiyo. 1832 01:18:47,113 --> 01:18:51,596 Sikiliza, sasa. Matakwa yetu yote, tunamkabidhi Bwana. 1833 01:18:51,596 --> 01:18:53,163 - Hadi kwa Bwana. - Ndiyo! 1834 01:18:53,163 --> 01:18:54,773 - Haleluya! - Hiyo ni kweli, ni sawa! 1835 01:18:54,773 --> 01:18:58,559 - Halelu! - Na pesa zetu zote ... 1836 01:18:58,559 --> 01:19:00,518 - Ndiyo, ndiyo. - Ndiyo-- 1837 01:19:00,518 --> 01:19:01,824 Wewe nipe. 1838 01:19:01,824 --> 01:19:02,955 - Kwa... - Je! 1839 01:19:04,652 --> 01:19:06,219 - Je! uko pamoja nami? - Hapana, hapana, hapana. 1840 01:19:06,219 --> 01:19:07,612 Hiyo haitakuwa hivyo. 1841 01:19:07,612 --> 01:19:09,266 Nilidhani tunatoa ni juu ya Bwana. 1842 01:19:09,266 --> 01:19:11,268 Hapana, asante. Haleluya? 1843 01:19:13,792 --> 01:19:15,272 MaDude: Helluurr! 1844 01:19:26,718 --> 01:19:29,939 Hapana, Bi Celie. Ee Bwana, uturehemu. 1845 01:19:29,939 --> 01:19:31,331 Siku moja nitakuja kanisani, tazama hili. 1846 01:19:31,331 --> 01:19:34,508 Ibilisi akajitokeza. 1847 01:19:37,511 --> 01:19:39,209 Fikiria nimekuwa kipofu kwa sekunde mbili. 1848 01:19:42,429 --> 01:19:43,996 Anaenda kuzimu. 1849 01:19:43,996 --> 01:19:45,650 - Anaenda kuzimu. - Kama kuzimu halisi. 1850 01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:56,008 Anatetemeka, anatetemeka punda wake kanisani. 1851 01:19:58,271 --> 01:19:59,620 Asante kwa darasa langu la Pilates. 1852 01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:08,499 Yesu, sikupaswa kuja kanisani leo. Hiyo ni... 1853 01:20:08,499 --> 01:20:11,807 Habari. Ah, je! Njoo, Mchungaji. 1854 01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:12,895 MaDude, wewe kushika moto. 1855 01:20:12,895 --> 01:20:14,331 Ee Bwana. 1856 01:20:17,900 --> 01:20:21,512 Hapana, hapana, hapana. Jambo, hujambo. Haleluya. 1857 01:20:21,512 --> 01:20:23,427 MaDude: Oh, wao kupata kuku kanisani. 1858 01:20:23,427 --> 01:20:25,211 Laiti ningelijua hilo Ningekuwa hapa miezi kadhaa iliyopita. 1859 01:20:25,211 --> 01:20:28,432 Hey, hey, lazima iwe Kuku wa Kanisa. 1860 01:20:28,432 --> 01:20:30,521 Whoo! Moe alipata chawa, nyote. 1861 01:20:30,521 --> 01:20:32,436 Aliuawa 12 Clydesdales kwa ajili yao buti. 1862 01:20:32,436 --> 01:20:36,440 Nenda mbele. Mchungaji, endelea. Sifa na sifa, fanya hivyo. 1863 01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:40,531 Mm,, Haya, Mchungaji. Nenda kichwa, hubiri. 1864 01:20:40,531 --> 01:20:42,272 Mabibi na mabwana, tulipata mgeni maalum. 1865 01:20:48,582 --> 01:20:51,716 - Taylor Pherry? - Mimi? 1866 01:20:51,716 --> 01:20:54,284 Ni siku yako ya kutuongoza katika maombi. Nenda hapa juu. 1867 01:20:54,284 --> 01:20:58,070 - Sawa, sawa! - Nenda huko, mtoto. 1868 01:20:58,070 --> 01:21:01,247 Sawa. Asante, asante. 1869 01:21:01,247 --> 01:21:04,033 Huu! Ooh, nina wasiwasi sana. 1870 01:21:04,033 --> 01:21:05,034 Kwanza, kutoa heshima kwa Mungu na... 1871 01:21:05,034 --> 01:21:06,644 Amina. 1872 01:21:06,644 --> 01:21:08,559 Na kusanyiko, Nataka tu kusema, 1873 01:21:08,559 --> 01:21:10,039 weka mikono yako pamoja. 1874 01:21:12,084 --> 01:21:13,390 Ndiyo! 1875 01:21:14,782 --> 01:21:16,349 Niliandika filamu, nyote. 1876 01:21:16,349 --> 01:21:18,047 Mnataka kuimba wimbo au kitu kwa ajili yangu? 1877 01:21:20,136 --> 01:21:21,485 Habari! 1878 01:21:35,716 --> 01:21:38,502 Maana naweza, Naweza, naweza! 1879 01:21:38,502 --> 01:21:42,158 Njoo, Hoprah. Njoo, Hoprah. Hopra, Hopra, Hopra! 1880 01:21:49,687 --> 01:21:50,731 Toka njiani! 1881 01:21:52,385 --> 01:21:56,650 Mrithi wangu yuko wapi? 1882 01:21:59,349 --> 01:22:04,310 Mimi taji, Taylor Pherry, mpya mimi. 1883 01:22:07,009 --> 01:22:10,099 Na pamoja nami, mapenzi yako yote yaje. 1884 01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:17,236 Niliandika filamu "Imeongozwa na Mungu," 1885 01:22:17,236 --> 01:22:19,412 na itatoka hivi karibuni, 1886 01:22:19,412 --> 01:22:23,112 na kila mmoja wenu atapata tikiti ya onyesho la kwanza la sinema! 1887 01:22:25,331 --> 01:22:28,160 Na utapata tikiti! Na utapata tikiti! 1888 01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:30,554 Na unapata tikiti. Usifikiri nilikusahau! 1889 01:22:30,554 --> 01:22:32,817 Unapata tikiti. 1890 01:22:32,817 --> 01:22:35,037 Mtapata tikiti! 1891 01:22:35,037 --> 01:22:37,213 Unapata tikiti! 1892 01:22:37,213 --> 01:22:39,476 Na hiyo ndiyo hadithi yangu. 1893 01:22:39,476 --> 01:22:41,304 Hadithi ya jinsi nilivyokuwa 1894 01:22:41,304 --> 01:22:44,046 mwandishi maarufu duniani, mkurugenzi, mwigizaji, mtayarishaji, 1895 01:22:44,046 --> 01:22:46,962 wakili, daktari, mhudumu, fundi bomba, sogezi, kitingisha, 1896 01:22:46,962 --> 01:22:49,921 Dereva wa utoaji wa jumla sasa unajua na kupenda. 1897 01:22:49,921 --> 01:22:52,228 Na nitahakikisha pia unapata tikiti 1898 01:22:52,228 --> 01:22:53,620 kwa sinema yangu inayofuata ya kanisa. 1899 01:22:53,620 --> 01:22:55,405 Kuja kwenye ukumbi wa michezo karibu na wewe. 1900 01:22:57,494 --> 01:22:59,409 Leo ilikuwa Siku ya Mungu. 1901 01:23:02,064 --> 01:23:04,588 Si nitafanya hivyo? Si nitafanya hivyo?