1 00:00:24,465 --> 00:00:29,295 For many of you, Bologna is coming to be the last mission. 2 00:00:29,345 --> 00:00:35,384 There is no other way to say that. It's just statistics. 3 00:00:35,434 --> 00:00:41,515 So if any of you end up on the wrong side of the stats... 4 00:00:41,565 --> 00:00:45,019 It goes without saying, but I still want to point out- 5 00:00:45,069 --> 00:00:49,194 - that you don't have sacrificed your life unnecessarily. 6 00:01:18,102 --> 00:01:23,937 - Lorenzo! Leonardo! - Yes, Sir Milo. It is underway. 7 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:28,562 Yossarian! Nice to see you. 8 00:01:28,612 --> 00:01:31,732 - The situation, Milo? - Good. Taste the soup. 9 00:01:31,782 --> 00:01:36,200 Gianni! Let Yossarian taste the soup. 10 00:01:38,539 --> 00:01:41,163 Just wait. 11 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:49,417 Jeez, Milo. 12 00:01:49,467 --> 00:01:53,337 - The best tomato soup you've ever eaten? - Absolutely. 13 00:01:53,387 --> 00:01:57,258 Italians can really cook. Even the young ones. 14 00:01:57,308 --> 00:02:03,268 I have to go to Wales today. It concerns something very special. 15 00:02:05,149 --> 00:02:12,565 - You... I have to ask you something. - Anything. 16 00:02:12,615 --> 00:02:18,988 What would you say if I asked you? to put this… 17 00:02:19,038 --> 00:02:21,453 in that soup? 18 00:02:23,042 --> 00:02:25,870 It's detergent, Yossarian. 19 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:29,457 I don't want to fly Bologna. Many will die. 20 00:02:29,507 --> 00:02:32,835 You tasted it, YoYo. It is a masterpiece. 21 00:02:32,885 --> 00:02:35,504 It tastes nothing. I promise. 22 00:02:35,554 --> 00:02:39,304 - How do you know that? - Just trust me. 23 00:02:40,976 --> 00:02:44,055 Business rests on my good reputation. 24 00:02:44,105 --> 00:02:46,599 Bologna is going to be really bad. 25 00:02:46,649 --> 00:02:50,603 If we are sick so the 10th Infantry does the job. 26 00:02:50,653 --> 00:02:52,897 I'm a mess officer, YoYo. 27 00:02:52,947 --> 00:02:57,985 My sacred duty is to give birth to you, not to make you seriously ill. 28 00:02:58,035 --> 00:03:01,781 Your sacred duty is to keep us alive. 29 00:03:01,831 --> 00:03:05,080 I'd rather be sick than dead. 30 00:03:09,547 --> 00:03:12,667 - Guys! - Hey, YoYo. 31 00:03:12,717 --> 00:03:15,002 Don't eat the soup tonight. 32 00:03:15,052 --> 00:03:18,422 - What the hell are you talking about? - Just don't eat the soup. 33 00:03:18,472 --> 00:03:21,597 Okay, no soup. 34 00:03:43,914 --> 00:03:48,119 - Cheers to Clevinger, guys. - For Clevinger. 35 00:03:48,169 --> 00:03:50,955 - For Clevinger. - That poor thing. 36 00:03:51,005 --> 00:03:54,709 Maybe he just kept going and flew to Switzerland. 37 00:03:54,759 --> 00:03:59,802 - No, he had said something. - We might get a postcard. 38 00:04:00,931 --> 00:04:04,927 Do you want to come with us to Switzerland? and visit Clevinger? 39 00:04:04,977 --> 00:04:08,435 - I don't want to joke about Clevinger. - Okay. 40 00:04:11,108 --> 00:04:13,561 Do you want to come with us to Switzerland? 41 00:04:13,611 --> 00:04:17,648 I've thought about it, but desertion is not the answer. 42 00:04:17,698 --> 00:04:20,735 You get to spend the rest of his life on the run. 43 00:04:20,785 --> 00:04:24,780 It doesn't matter because the fuel is not enough. 44 00:04:24,830 --> 00:04:29,702 - Where would you fly if it was enough? - Not to Switzerland. 45 00:04:29,752 --> 00:04:33,789 They must arrest you. They are basically Germans. 46 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:37,043 If the fuel was enough, which it doesn't- 47 00:04:37,093 --> 00:04:41,380 - then it would be best to pass through Switzerland and land in Sweden. 48 00:04:41,430 --> 00:04:43,633 Have you figured it out? 49 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:46,260 - Sweden is better. - Why? 50 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:50,473 In Sweden I can swim naked with beautiful girls. 51 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:54,143 And I can get a complete shock Yossarians- 52 00:04:54,193 --> 00:04:57,730 - with several Swedish women, without getting married. 53 00:04:57,780 --> 00:05:01,275 We all live in the same house and everyone gets along. 54 00:05:01,325 --> 00:05:05,321 They have free maternity care and free education. 55 00:05:05,371 --> 00:05:10,618 My little Yossarians get a good life. Everyone is happy. The wives love me. 56 00:05:10,668 --> 00:05:14,622 - Do they really swim naked? - All naked, Kid Sampson. 57 00:05:14,672 --> 00:05:19,590 - Completely naked... - Now you have something to dream about. 58 00:05:20,845 --> 00:05:23,589 - Yossarian. - Hello. How is it going? 59 00:05:23,639 --> 00:05:26,759 - With what? - The big book you would read. 60 00:05:26,809 --> 00:05:31,555 - What book? - The book about how I get home. 61 00:05:31,605 --> 00:05:33,891 - Just that... - Exactly! 62 00:05:33,941 --> 00:05:37,649 - I can't talk now. - Why not? 63 00:05:38,863 --> 00:05:43,109 what are you doing What are you doing with your head? 64 00:05:43,159 --> 00:05:48,114 - I can't talk in front of Cathcart. - He doesn't listen. 65 00:05:48,164 --> 00:05:52,952 - It is moving forward, but not now. - How then? 66 00:05:53,002 --> 00:05:56,914 - I can't talk now. - Jeez... 67 00:05:56,964 --> 00:06:00,047 How is it going forward? 68 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:17,439 LAST OUTPOST 69 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,615 Jeez! 70 00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:33,618 Gentle powers! 71 00:06:33,668 --> 00:06:36,621 - How are you guys? - Nothing further, Doc. 72 00:06:36,671 --> 00:06:42,297 - There won't be Bologna tomorrow, will there? - No, it's cancelled. 73 00:06:48,224 --> 00:06:50,848 "Don't eat the soup!" 74 00:06:52,353 --> 00:06:57,183 - They'll just send us there tomorrow. - You'll thank me, McWatt. 75 00:06:57,233 --> 00:07:00,978 How long does gutter shit last? A couple of days at most. 76 00:07:01,028 --> 00:07:07,610 - We will be there the day after tomorrow. - No, the 10th Infantry is on its way there. 77 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:12,198 - They take out the artillery for us. - You don't know how it works. 78 00:07:12,248 --> 00:07:17,787 - 10th will arrive in two days. - You don't know how it works at all. 79 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:21,374 - What? - Everything. That's the point, Yossarian. 80 00:07:21,424 --> 00:07:24,214 - What score? - Exactly! 81 00:07:26,262 --> 00:07:30,466 It's about probability. When it's your turn, it is. 82 00:07:30,516 --> 00:07:33,640 Damn take your probability, McWatt! 83 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:40,773 Hi, Yossarian! 84 00:07:42,111 --> 00:07:44,730 - Jump in. - What the hell is this? 85 00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:50,611 I found several in Wales. It does 105 on land and 55 on water. 86 00:07:50,661 --> 00:07:53,952 After the war they go to Minnesota. 87 00:07:54,665 --> 00:07:56,450 I'm mad at you. 88 00:07:56,500 --> 00:08:00,579 They're going to send you to Bologna anyway, so what was the point? 89 00:08:00,629 --> 00:08:04,000 When they can hold their own then you are going to Bologna. 90 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:07,128 - Then we have ground support. - Bad news. 91 00:08:07,178 --> 00:08:10,131 Your ground support has been redirected- 92 00:08:10,181 --> 00:08:14,010 - due to illness at Pianosa Air Base. 93 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:16,350 But it'll be alright, mate. 94 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:30,776 - I have to see the major. - Not now. 95 00:08:30,826 --> 00:08:34,363 - When can I meet him? - When he's at lunch. 96 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:38,701 Major Major never meets anyone when he is in the office. 97 00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:43,039 - So when can I meet him? - Basically never, sir. 98 00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:46,250 - Major! - I must ask you to leave, sir. 99 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:48,882 - Major! - Sir! 100 00:09:03,234 --> 00:09:05,478 - Yossarian. - Hello. 101 00:09:05,528 --> 00:09:09,653 - It has turned around for him. - He's just... 102 00:09:10,574 --> 00:09:13,866 Jeez... 103 00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:19,033 So what progress have you made? 104 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:21,494 - What progress? - The progress. 105 00:09:21,544 --> 00:09:25,706 You should read the manual. You said you've made progress. 106 00:09:25,756 --> 00:09:27,792 No, I haven't. 107 00:09:27,842 --> 00:09:31,592 - Have you read it? - It is very difficult to read. 108 00:09:33,514 --> 00:09:35,716 We cannot fly Bologna. 109 00:09:35,766 --> 00:09:40,262 36 aircraft from other units has crashed in ten days. 110 00:09:40,312 --> 00:09:42,390 A graveyard for B-25s. 111 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:46,894 It is normal to be afraid. Even the bravest are. 112 00:09:46,944 --> 00:09:50,398 Let me ask a question. Why did you enlist? 113 00:09:50,448 --> 00:09:53,150 - To benefit. - Exactly! 114 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:57,863 You can benefit from here. You can save lives from here. 115 00:09:57,913 --> 00:10:01,784 - What do you think I can do? - You are a major! 116 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:05,746 You are major Major Major Major. You can sign things. 117 00:10:05,796 --> 00:10:07,373 - What? - The form. 118 00:10:07,423 --> 00:10:09,500 - Which one? - What stops us. 119 00:10:09,550 --> 00:10:16,173 - For what reason? - Too... unreasonable risk of dying. 120 00:10:16,223 --> 00:10:19,176 I can't stop a dressing. 121 00:10:19,226 --> 00:10:23,431 - Just stop me, then. - Imagine if everyone felt that way. 122 00:10:23,481 --> 00:10:28,019 Then I would be stupid if I didn't feel that way, right? 123 00:10:28,069 --> 00:10:32,773 So you want me to stop you while your friends fly Bologna? 124 00:10:32,823 --> 00:10:39,238 Why not? It would be exactly the same arbitrary like any other decision. 125 00:10:39,288 --> 00:10:41,365 I don't fear the Germans. 126 00:10:41,415 --> 00:10:45,953 I fear that Cathcart will give me even more assignments. 127 00:10:46,003 --> 00:10:50,082 I fear the person which draws the bomb line on the map. 128 00:10:50,132 --> 00:10:52,043 Who does it? 129 00:10:52,093 --> 00:10:56,714 That's where we are. We fear a line on a map. 130 00:10:56,764 --> 00:11:01,807 Do you know how it feels? to fear a piece of string? 131 00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:18,963 Sorry to disturb you, sir. We have captured Bologna. 132 00:12:19,013 --> 00:12:23,092 - Who has taken Bologna? - I don't know, sir. 133 00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:28,727 I was in the briefing room. The bomb line runs 95 km north of Bologna. 134 00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:34,108 Thank you, soldier. 135 00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:48,075 - Sir... It's me, sir. - What is it, Korn? 136 00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:53,372 Sorry for waking you up. We have captured Bologna. 137 00:12:53,422 --> 00:12:55,583 - When then? - During the night. 138 00:12:55,633 --> 00:13:00,004 The bomb line runs 95 km north of the city. 139 00:13:00,054 --> 00:13:05,635 - It's fantastic. - Yes. Should I cancel the mission? 140 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:10,264 - Of course! Should we bomb our own? - Of course not, sir. 141 00:13:10,314 --> 00:13:16,270 YoYo! Wake! Do you want to hear good news? 142 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:19,565 - 10th Infantry took Bologna. - Huh...? 143 00:13:19,615 --> 00:13:25,112 - They took it during the night. - Damn... Damn! 144 00:13:25,162 --> 00:13:28,203 I get to meet the girl. I'm going to Rome! 145 00:13:34,797 --> 00:13:38,793 Don't break them! Fragile! 146 00:13:38,843 --> 00:13:43,381 - Who is Milo Minderbinder? - Hello, Major. That's me. 147 00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:47,426 - Well... Mr. Lamb Chops. - Exactly, sir. 148 00:13:47,476 --> 00:13:50,721 Why do they say that everyone… 149 00:13:50,771 --> 00:13:53,975 not battle plan to be requisitioned through you? 150 00:13:54,025 --> 00:13:57,478 Order of command, sir. Emanuele! Rapido! 151 00:13:57,528 --> 00:14:02,900 I need a plane to Bologna. We have captured Bologna. I'm going there. 152 00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:08,035 - Have we captured Bologna? - Yes, we have. 153 00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:42,403 Rome 154 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:47,445 Why not pay for all three and send away two? 155 00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:52,825 Then Clara gets angry because she must work, but not the others. 156 00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:57,622 She said if I like her then I would sleep with someone else. 157 00:14:57,672 --> 00:15:02,501 - And they cost 30 dollars each? - Yes, 30. 158 00:15:02,551 --> 00:15:06,380 $30 is a lot of money. I have never paid. 159 00:15:06,430 --> 00:15:12,511 No, I pay for all three. You just have to take the other two. 160 00:15:12,561 --> 00:15:16,349 - But why also the friends? - To make her happy! 161 00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:20,519 I remember when we cheated two stupid high school girls. 162 00:15:20,569 --> 00:15:25,983 We got them to lay down by threatening the parents. 163 00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:31,072 - What does "lay down" mean? - Lie down. Fuck. 164 00:15:31,122 --> 00:15:35,660 Okay, so you fooled the girls and fucked them? 165 00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:38,120 Yes, it was fun. 166 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:42,708 - And the girls? Did they have fun? - Yes, of course. 167 00:15:42,758 --> 00:15:47,176 So you forced them to have fun? Or how? 168 00:15:48,055 --> 00:15:51,884 Do you hear this? I get tutored by a pimp. 169 00:15:51,934 --> 00:15:55,601 I am aware of my profession. 170 00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:04,146 - Nately. Is there a problem? - I'm coming. 171 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:09,948 Can you take the other two, YoYo? Help me. 172 00:17:05,508 --> 00:17:09,879 Excuse me, my lord. Do you know who owns the building? 173 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:15,973 - I will requisition it for America. - Excuse me? 174 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:24,273 Dove il... proprietario? 175 00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:46,295 Then we can surround... 176 00:18:06,235 --> 00:18:08,813 His name is YoYo. 177 00:18:08,863 --> 00:18:11,607 - Hello. - How do you know him? 178 00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:17,446 He bought my magnifying glass for five dollars. He is an idiot. 179 00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:20,245 Really? For five dollars? 180 00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:23,661 She is my sister. 181 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:27,123 - Is she your sister? - Yes. Sister. 182 00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:31,127 - Have you eaten? look at me - Yes... 183 00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:36,048 Have you found any insects? Insects...? 184 00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:42,430 - Insetti. Insects. - Well, insects. 185 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:47,977 - Will you buy me an ice cream? - Gelato. I know that word. 186 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,484 - Si. - Do you want one? 187 00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:53,024 Okay, she wants one. 188 00:18:53,074 --> 00:18:56,444 - What's it called? - Cone gelato. 189 00:18:56,494 --> 00:19:01,829 - Cone gelato. - Ice cream. It sounds better than ice cream. 190 00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:08,914 - Windows. Finestra. - Does that mean window? 191 00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:10,958 - Windows. - With an "R"? 192 00:19:11,008 --> 00:19:13,336 - Windows. - Can you say window? 193 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:16,260 - Window. - Exactly. 194 00:19:17,598 --> 00:19:20,760 - Limousine. - Yes... 195 00:19:20,810 --> 00:19:22,683 What the...? 196 00:19:24,855 --> 00:19:26,854 Ciao! 197 00:19:31,987 --> 00:19:36,442 - Hell. - She'll be back, mate. 198 00:19:36,492 --> 00:19:40,075 Fucking shit. 199 00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:49,038 Major de Coverly is missing because of one of you. 200 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,666 I know you are here. 201 00:19:51,716 --> 00:19:57,301 I will hunt you like a jackal and put yourself on my fucking wall! 202 00:19:58,389 --> 00:20:03,761 So if anyone knows anything about moving my bomb line- 203 00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:06,305 - then it's time to say something! 204 00:20:06,355 --> 00:20:11,060 I'm going to get to the bottom of this. You can damn well trust that. 205 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:14,146 This is embarrassing for the association. 206 00:20:14,196 --> 00:20:20,574 A good man supposed captured. Maybe presumed dead! 207 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:26,367 Whoever did it is here. 208 00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:31,664 I can damn feel it. 209 00:20:31,714 --> 00:20:35,042 And by the way... 210 00:20:35,092 --> 00:20:40,673 We are going back to Bologna. You can damn well trust that. 211 00:20:40,723 --> 00:20:45,553 You must fly there and bomb the damn fuel depots! 212 00:20:45,603 --> 00:20:50,975 You're going to bomb the damn anti-aircraft! And I hope it gets bad. 213 00:20:51,025 --> 00:20:56,772 You can hope that you do not bomb Major de Coverly. 214 00:20:56,822 --> 00:21:02,361 And I have good news. I increase the number of missions to 45. 215 00:21:02,411 --> 00:21:05,114 I knew you guys would like it. 216 00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:11,083 And as punishment for the betrayal I also raise it to 50. 217 00:21:11,962 --> 00:21:15,004 I sense a certain dissatisfaction. 218 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,294 Listen, guys. 219 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:23,846 I'm not unreasonable. Let's agree. 220 00:21:25,768 --> 00:21:30,806 About the disgusting scum that moved my bomb line- 221 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:33,809 -steps forward and admits- 222 00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:40,941 - then I am willing to lower the number of missions from 50 to 45. 223 00:21:40,991 --> 00:21:44,742 From now on. 224 00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:59,798 You goddamn wretch. 225 00:22:00,970 --> 00:22:03,177 Out-fuck-go! 226 00:22:13,649 --> 00:22:16,769 45 seconds left. 227 00:22:16,819 --> 00:22:22,108 - It's heating up. - Beyond the bridge. It's a whole convoy. 228 00:22:22,158 --> 00:22:25,736 We're getting close. 229 00:22:25,786 --> 00:22:30,537 - It's going well. - We will be peppered! Come on! 230 00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:39,041 All right, McWatt. Course 0-4-3. Stay the course. 1,400 meters. 231 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:41,961 Course 0-4-3. 1,400 meters. 232 00:22:42,011 --> 00:22:44,922 - Is that the one down there? - What? 233 00:22:44,972 --> 00:22:48,884 - Damn Bologna. - No, there are 21 km to go. 234 00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:50,594 Damn! 235 00:22:50,644 --> 00:22:55,599 They make it with pesto. A little parmesan. 236 00:22:55,649 --> 00:23:01,193 - It's really good, Korn. - Yes, sir. 237 00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:08,659 What in the world is that? What is it? 238 00:23:15,169 --> 00:23:19,457 It's just me. Speed ​​up! Ladder! Ladder! 239 00:23:19,507 --> 00:23:22,668 - Hands up! - They are ours now. 240 00:23:22,718 --> 00:23:27,465 - I said: Raise your hands! - There has been a misunderstanding. 241 00:23:27,515 --> 00:23:29,884 - Who are you? - I'm Milo... 242 00:23:29,934 --> 00:23:33,304 I'm a mess officer. You know me, Captain. 243 00:23:33,354 --> 00:23:35,514 What is your case? 244 00:23:35,564 --> 00:23:39,852 My business is business. They are no longer military. 245 00:23:39,902 --> 00:23:46,150 - It's an enemy plane. - Technically speaking, they are no longer. 246 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:51,906 This explains in detail that they belong to the syndicate now. 247 00:23:51,956 --> 00:23:56,327 - Which syndicate? - We are all part of the syndicate. 248 00:23:56,377 --> 00:23:59,288 - Everything is correct. - I said: Raise your hands! 249 00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:02,208 The Germans are too part of the syndicate. 250 00:24:02,258 --> 00:24:07,964 So the Germans have contributed with three freight planes to the syndicate. 251 00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:12,176 - Who are they? Are they Germans? - Yes and no. They are delegates. 252 00:24:12,226 --> 00:24:15,805 They represent MandM Enterprises interests. 253 00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:21,602 I know we are at war with the Germans, but they are members of the Syndicate. 254 00:24:21,652 --> 00:24:25,898 They pay their bills on time, unlike others. 255 00:24:25,948 --> 00:24:31,946 They have rights as co-owners, just as you have rights. 256 00:24:31,996 --> 00:24:36,121 Lower the guns! Lower your damn guns! 257 00:24:37,168 --> 00:24:39,829 There are German pilots and German planes. 258 00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:44,792 - Good, Captain. Do you have the papers, Milo? - Yes, sir. Can I take my arms down? 259 00:24:44,842 --> 00:24:47,336 - The originals and the copies? - Yes, sir. 260 00:24:47,386 --> 00:24:49,338 Grain! 261 00:24:49,388 --> 00:24:54,719 I apologize that I didn't informed and created a stir. 262 00:24:54,769 --> 00:25:00,854 From now on the plan belongs MandM Enterprises fleet. 263 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:04,020 Beautifully! Come along, sir. 264 00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:08,357 These planes fly like a dream. Beware the head. 265 00:25:08,407 --> 00:25:12,653 It will be very good, Luca. Perfect! Thank you! 266 00:25:12,703 --> 00:25:18,288 - Very nice, Milo. Very elegant. - Thank you, sir. I think so too. 267 00:25:20,461 --> 00:25:25,499 Course 0-4-3. 1,400 meters. Do you hear me, Yossarian? 268 00:25:25,549 --> 00:25:29,758 - Do you hear me? - We're getting close! 269 00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:36,218 - What is it, YoYo? - There is something wrong with the plane. 270 00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:42,396 - There is something wrong with the plane. - What is it? 271 00:25:43,567 --> 00:25:46,145 Something is wrong. Shall we cancel? 272 00:25:46,195 --> 00:25:48,898 - I don't know. - Shall we cancel? 273 00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:53,152 This is Yossarian! Did you say something is wrong? 274 00:25:53,202 --> 00:25:57,411 It was you who said it. Everything looks good here. 275 00:25:59,417 --> 00:26:04,121 - I can't hear you! - Everything looks good! 276 00:26:04,171 --> 00:26:06,420 Stay the course. 1,400 meters. 277 00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:14,423 - Knock those bastards down, YoYo! - Come on guys... 278 00:26:14,473 --> 00:26:18,640 I can't hear you! Is there anyone there?! 279 00:26:24,066 --> 00:26:25,977 I can't hear you! 280 00:26:26,027 --> 00:26:28,437 - Huh?! - I can't hear you! 281 00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:30,272 I can't hear you! 282 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:33,734 - I can't hear you! - I scream as loud as I can! 283 00:26:33,784 --> 00:26:36,904 There is something wrong with the radio. We have to turn around. 284 00:26:36,954 --> 00:26:40,913 - For the radio? - We do not return for a broken radio. 285 00:26:43,461 --> 00:26:47,581 - Turn, or you will be beaten! - You're joking right? 286 00:26:47,631 --> 00:26:50,960 I can't do my job if I don't hear you. 287 00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:54,046 - Yes! - No! 288 00:26:54,096 --> 00:26:58,389 - We must interrupt, McWatt. - Hell either! 289 00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:08,148 Certainly. Fuck you. 290 00:27:12,740 --> 00:27:19,118 This is Yankee Doodle. We cancel. We are having technical problems. 291 00:27:41,310 --> 00:27:46,395 Good. Good. 292 00:27:57,952 --> 00:28:02,239 I know your problem. You think you should get out of here. 293 00:28:02,289 --> 00:28:06,160 - You don't seem to believe it. - I fly however the hell I want. 294 00:28:06,210 --> 00:28:08,913 Do it, but not when I'm around. 295 00:28:08,963 --> 00:28:12,291 It doesn't matter. You're just a wuss. 296 00:28:12,341 --> 00:28:15,878 - I am the bravest person you know. - Sure. 297 00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:22,301 I won't gossip about the cables. It's okay to be afraid. 298 00:28:22,351 --> 00:28:25,388 I'm not afraid. I keep us alive. 299 00:28:25,438 --> 00:28:30,267 - Yes, you are. You are afraid. - Don't be stupid. 300 00:28:30,317 --> 00:28:32,937 Do you know the difference between us? 301 00:28:32,987 --> 00:28:39,694 I. Happy, happy, happy, dead. You. Worried, worried, worried, dead. 302 00:28:39,744 --> 00:28:43,452 Don't drag me into your shit. 303 00:29:16,364 --> 00:29:21,610 I regret. You were so close and received ten more assignments. 304 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:25,072 - It must be terrible. - He's a monster. 305 00:29:25,122 --> 00:29:28,451 Punish the association for a man's transgression. 306 00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:34,165 - I don't believe in such punishment. - Was it really a violation? 307 00:29:34,215 --> 00:29:38,461 Deliberately letting others take the punishment for one's own crime? 308 00:29:38,511 --> 00:29:43,382 - It's a violation. - But if the crime wasn't a crime? 309 00:29:43,432 --> 00:29:47,386 Even if it was a crime then the punishment is irrational. 310 00:29:47,436 --> 00:29:51,015 Is the man responsible for the irrationality of punishment? 311 00:29:51,065 --> 00:29:55,436 I thought you of all would be furious with that person. 312 00:29:55,486 --> 00:29:59,231 - He gave you ten more missions. - I'm furious. 313 00:29:59,281 --> 00:30:02,781 Not to mention poor Major de Coverley. 314 00:30:03,828 --> 00:30:09,116 - Was it a joke? Sabotage? - If it was a mistake, then? 315 00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:11,661 It couldn't have been a mistake. 316 00:30:11,711 --> 00:30:16,666 The bomb line is a piece of string. It doesn't move by itself. 317 00:30:16,716 --> 00:30:20,211 We don't know that. Not Cathcart either. 318 00:30:20,261 --> 00:30:24,757 Perhaps Cathcart did it himself to increase the number of assignments. 319 00:30:24,807 --> 00:30:28,469 He is absolutely insane. The Reverend... 320 00:30:28,519 --> 00:30:32,723 Madness is contagious. Everyone is crazy except us. 321 00:30:32,773 --> 00:30:35,434 We must be careful. 322 00:30:35,484 --> 00:30:38,312 We may be the only ones with sanity left. 323 00:30:38,362 --> 00:30:45,027 We are insulted and harassed all the days of madmen. 324 00:30:45,077 --> 00:30:48,572 We do our duty. Assignment after assignment. 325 00:30:48,622 --> 00:30:53,494 But it's never enough. When we protest, Cathcart says- 326 00:30:53,544 --> 00:30:57,665 - that a true patriot would be proud to fly. 327 00:30:57,715 --> 00:31:01,377 If you look at it that way so i don't know- 328 00:31:01,427 --> 00:31:05,589 - about what the guy did with the bomb line was wrong. 329 00:31:05,639 --> 00:31:08,681 I mean... Do you understand what I mean? 330 00:31:59,610 --> 00:32:03,027 Vacant. Vacant. Sit down. 331 00:32:06,409 --> 00:32:11,989 You guys did a lot of damage today. Bravo! We showed them. 332 00:32:12,039 --> 00:32:16,999 We lost twelve men. Twelve damn fine men. 333 00:32:17,795 --> 00:32:20,627 God bless their souls. 334 00:32:22,049 --> 00:32:26,087 But we did a lot of damage. The aerial photos are ready. 335 00:32:26,137 --> 00:32:30,721 The bomb patterns are perfect. So, good job! 336 00:32:31,934 --> 00:32:34,804 As a way of thanking you- 337 00:32:34,854 --> 00:32:40,351 - and show yourselves that your brave effort is appreciated- 338 00:32:40,401 --> 00:32:48,030 - I asked our mess officer Milo to come up with something special for you. 339 00:32:49,118 --> 00:32:52,822 One of my favourites. Baked Alaska. 340 00:32:52,872 --> 00:32:58,540 I haven't eaten it since the war began. Come in, boys! 341 00:32:59,879 --> 00:33:02,086 Go ahead, guys. 342 00:33:05,009 --> 00:33:07,800 That looks delicious, Milo. 343 00:33:26,489 --> 00:33:29,905 Veloci! Veloci! 344 00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:40,870 Yummy! Or, gentlemen? 345 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:45,333 - What do you say, Colonel Korn? - Yummy! 346 00:33:45,383 --> 00:33:47,589 Good job, Milo. 347 00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:53,303 Have you not received? 348 00:33:54,225 --> 00:33:59,643 - I said: Have you not received? - No, sir! 349 00:34:00,731 --> 00:34:05,357 - Don't you want? - No thanks, sir. 350 00:34:10,991 --> 00:34:14,158 A plane turned back today. 351 00:34:15,621 --> 00:34:19,079 Can the crew get up. 352 00:34:27,383 --> 00:34:31,884 And who is the pilot on this fearless schooner? 353 00:34:33,931 --> 00:34:38,515 - I am, sir. - McWatt, sir. 354 00:34:39,395 --> 00:34:41,810 McWatt... 355 00:34:43,274 --> 00:34:50,277 Tell me, McWatt. Why did you get back in such a hurry? 356 00:34:53,576 --> 00:34:56,862 - A broken... - Speak louder so everyone can hear. 357 00:34:56,912 --> 00:34:59,828 A broken radio, sir. 358 00:35:11,260 --> 00:35:15,881 Major Major, Did you read the manual? 359 00:35:15,931 --> 00:35:19,385 Tell us if you during your studies- 360 00:35:19,435 --> 00:35:25,558 - have come across a paragraph that says that a broken radio... 361 00:35:25,608 --> 00:35:30,146 is a valid reason to cancel a mission. 362 00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:36,865 - I don't know... I haven't... - No, you haven't! 363 00:35:39,455 --> 00:35:41,532 Because it doesn't exist! 364 00:35:41,582 --> 00:35:44,994 I want everyone to watch on this table. 365 00:35:45,044 --> 00:35:50,754 For at this table do you see the face of cowardice! 366 00:35:55,763 --> 00:36:01,557 And it's not a face who gets Baked Alaska. 367 00:36:59,869 --> 00:37:03,114 What the hell?! 368 00:37:03,164 --> 00:37:05,454 Damn it, McWatt! 369 00:37:11,714 --> 00:37:14,546 - Jeez! - Get out, McWatt! 370 00:37:16,177 --> 00:37:21,720 - You bastard! - You bloody lunatic, McWatt! 371 00:37:25,436 --> 00:37:29,557 That bastard! Come on, McWatt! 372 00:37:29,607 --> 00:37:32,226 - You're crazy! - What is he doing? 373 00:37:32,276 --> 00:37:36,022 - Take him, Sampson. - Come on, Kid! 374 00:37:36,072 --> 00:37:38,482 - Now he's coming. - Come on, McWatt! 375 00:37:38,532 --> 00:37:41,110 - Come on! - Show what you're up to! 376 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,992 I see you, you bastard. 377 00:37:45,373 --> 00:37:49,623 - Yes, Sampson. Up the ass. - Up your ass! 378 00:37:52,672 --> 00:37:56,709 - Up your ass! - You get it in the ass, McWatt! 379 00:37:56,759 --> 00:37:58,465 Damn! 380 00:38:07,269 --> 00:38:10,723 He killed Kid Sampson. He killed Kid Sampson! 381 00:38:10,773 --> 00:38:15,482 Hell! Hell! No! My God! 382 00:38:20,991 --> 00:38:24,408 Hell! Crap! 383 00:38:27,331 --> 00:38:29,747 Oh no! 384 00:38:48,978 --> 00:38:51,268 What are you doing, McWatt? 385 00:39:24,347 --> 00:39:26,720 Happy, happy, happy... 386 00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:09,221 Text: Viktor Björkman www.sdimedia.com