1 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:15,616 Ohh-ohh! 2 00:00:18,986 --> 00:00:20,088 [whooping] 3 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:22,256 Yeah. Air conditioning. 4 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:23,391 - [applause] - Yes. 5 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:25,025 - Here we go. - [cheering] 6 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:26,026 Cheers. 7 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:27,295 Come on, David. Go ahead. 8 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,197 Yeah! That's the way. 9 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:30,298 You know, it would have been nice 10 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:31,765 to have Karen here tonight. 11 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:33,767 I know, I feel like we haven't seen her all summer. 12 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:34,968 Everything okay between you two? 13 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,470 Yeah, we've both just been busy. 14 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:37,571 Judy: Really? 15 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,573 You register yet for your fall classes? 16 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:40,608 Not yet. 17 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:42,976 Don't you think you'd better get on it? 18 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,945 There's still time. 19 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:46,180 I don't know. Some of those courses, 20 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:48,316 they fill up fast. 21 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,118 Yeah, listen to this. 22 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:52,052 "Enrollment in the Taxation Seminar 23 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,155 is strictly limited to 20 students." 24 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:56,257 What are you doing with my course catalog? 25 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:58,392 I'm trying to get you to read it, David. 26 00:00:58,459 --> 00:01:00,528 It's been sitting on the kitchen counter 27 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:02,130 gathering dust all summer. 28 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:03,531 Yeah, I told you I've been busy. 29 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:05,766 - Doing what? - Working two jobs. 30 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:08,269 - What's the other one? - Helping the club photographer. 31 00:01:08,336 --> 00:01:10,538 What, that video thing? You call that a job? 32 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,506 Yeah. We have another event coming up. 33 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,242 - What, a wedding? - Bar mitzvah. 34 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:15,743 That's great. So now you're filming 35 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:16,877 13-year-olds. 36 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:18,779 Good for you, kid. Very nice. 37 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:21,549 Ah, come on, Judy. It's my birthday, for Christ's sake. 38 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:23,351 Yes, and we want you to be around 39 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,052 to celebrate for many years to come. 40 00:01:25,153 --> 00:01:27,888 Onion volcano! 41 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:30,224 Listen, David, I know at your age 42 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:31,992 you think you got all the time in the world, 43 00:01:32,059 --> 00:01:33,394 but you don't. 44 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:35,163 You've got to start thinking about your future, 45 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,964 showing some initiative. 46 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:39,500 In the blink of an eye, you're going to be 56 years old, 47 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:42,002 married to Karen and, God willing, 48 00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:45,038 having my grandchildren to support. 49 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:46,440 Well, maybe I won't. 50 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:47,941 Won't what? 51 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:50,077 Be married, have kids, you know? 52 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:51,579 Maybe I'll be a tennis instructor. 53 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:53,181 Then it doesn't really matter what classes I take. 54 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,515 - Oh, no, no, no. - Yeah. 55 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:56,083 No, I'm not paying for NYU 56 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:57,551 so you can be a tennis bum. 57 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:59,587 - Oh, he didn't mean bum. - Bum. 58 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:01,255 - No, he didn't mean it. - Bum. 59 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:03,657 Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. 60 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:06,093 Oh, God. That is the most disgusting-- 61 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:07,361 The Orientals know how to make rice, 62 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:09,763 but God, they suck at desserts. 63 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:10,864 - Asian. - What? 64 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:13,834 Food and rugs are Oriental. People are Asian. 65 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,769 - Says who? - Asian people. 66 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:17,505 I stand corrected. 67 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:19,207 Can we please stop this? 68 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,641 We were having such a nice time. 69 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:22,210 - No, no, no, Judy. - No, we-- 70 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:23,477 No. It's fine, it's fine. 71 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,446 Thank you for setting me straight. 72 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:26,947 Gosh, I wish you were there 73 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:28,649 to save me from my faux pas 74 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:30,351 while I was marching up Pork Chop Hill 75 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:32,453 fighting alongside the South Koreans. 76 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,789 No argue. Birthday. Happy time. 77 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:36,890 What's this? 78 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:38,392 Special drink on the house. 79 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:41,262 You make good luck toast. 80 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:43,597 Oh, no, no, no. Thank you. That's very kind, 81 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,267 but my husband's cardiologist does not want him to drink. 82 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:48,269 This good for heart condition. 83 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:50,404 Make him feel like younger man. 84 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:52,373 - What about Mom? - I'm driving. 85 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:56,277 To a long life and good fortune. 86 00:02:57,245 --> 00:02:58,846 - Cheers. - Cheers. 87 00:02:58,912 --> 00:02:59,913 Kanpai! 88 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,282 - Mm. - [cough] 89 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:02,983 - Whoa. - Jesus. 90 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:04,452 Oh, my gosh, that's strong stuff. 91 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:05,619 What's that stuff made of? 92 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,388 Humpback. 93 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:10,090 Again. 94 00:03:10,157 --> 00:03:11,925 - Cheers. - Cheers. 95 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:16,897 - Another one? - Again? 96 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,168 Again? 97 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:23,271 Again? 98 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:24,305 Again? 99 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:29,710 [chanting in Japanese] 100 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:39,487 [alarm rings] 101 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:45,493 [alarm continues] 102 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:49,663 [alarm stops] 103 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:56,970 Oh, well, well, it lives. 104 00:03:57,037 --> 00:04:00,741 You and your son made quite a spectacle of yourselves last night. 105 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:02,510 It'll be months before we'll be able to show our-- 106 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,044 Aah! 107 00:04:04,111 --> 00:04:06,580 Aah! 108 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,471 - Dad? - David. Aah! Ow! 109 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:37,077 Oh, my God, What is going on? 110 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:38,546 I don't know. 111 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,382 Is that you in there? 112 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:44,352 Yes. Oh, God. 113 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:45,886 How did you get in my body? 114 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,456 How did you get in my body? 115 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,024 How did this happen? 116 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:52,726 I don't know. 117 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:54,862 What do you remember? 118 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,063 Not a lot. 119 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,365 It's all kind of foggy. 120 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:58,899 Could it have been something we ate? 121 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:01,835 I don't think so. Mom ate the same thing we did, 122 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,136 and she feels fine. 123 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:04,938 Oh, fuck! 124 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:07,207 Son, there's no need for that kind of language. 125 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:08,642 Dad, the booze. 126 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,711 - What? - The Japanese whiskey 127 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:12,980 that weird old dude kept making us drink. 128 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:15,749 Doing shots is, like, it's the last thing I remember. 129 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,085 That wasn't sake? 130 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,653 Dad. 131 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,556 I can't believe this is happening. 132 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:26,694 Or how amazing my back feels. 133 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,295 Well, don't get used to it. 134 00:05:28,396 --> 00:05:29,630 What are we going to do? 135 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:32,433 We'll find the Japanese fella 136 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,435 and get him to switch us back. 137 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:35,903 Don't worry. I'll take care of it. 138 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:38,406 I don't know. It feels weird in here. 139 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:40,073 I feel great. 140 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:48,449 Where do you two think you're going? 141 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:50,751 Good morning, Judith. 142 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:51,919 Our son David has offered 143 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:54,455 to take me for breakfast this morning. 144 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,291 Are you still drunk? 145 00:05:58,426 --> 00:06:00,528 Ha. Ha ha. 146 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,430 Ha. Oh, no, Judith. 147 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:03,764 - No. - Just make sure 148 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:05,566 you're back in time for therapy. 149 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:08,836 Can we reschedule? I'm not myself today. 150 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,438 Absolutely not. 151 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:11,539 No, but-- but-- but-- 152 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:13,340 No buts, Sam. No. 153 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:15,776 I mean, if you can't do this one thing for us, 154 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,711 I don't know what I'm going to do. 155 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:18,946 I'm just-- 156 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:23,451 Okay. What time is our appointment? 157 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:25,953 1:30. 158 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,888 Okay. 159 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:29,723 See you at 1:30. 160 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:37,665 Sorry, but none of our chefs fit that description. 161 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,199 Sure you got the right place? 162 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:40,834 Of course we have the right place. 163 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:43,303 Don't you remember us? You seated us yourself. 164 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:45,005 I can't tell white people apart. 165 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,240 Well, do you have any bottles of a Japanese whiskey 166 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:50,744 called Kachimo or Kachira or something like that? 167 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,946 It has a drawing of a whale on the label. 168 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:55,483 Never heard of it. Now if you don't mind, 169 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:57,317 I have to go finish running payroll. 170 00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:58,752 Oh, who's your accountant? 171 00:06:58,819 --> 00:06:59,687 Dad. 172 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:02,856 Now what? 173 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,392 You've got to go to work. 174 00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:06,860 But it's Saturday. 175 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,662 I only work weekends during ta-- 176 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:11,264 Oh, no. I don't think that's such a good idea. 177 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:13,567 We have to. Until this thing is fixed, 178 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:16,637 you've got to go to the club, pretend to be me. 179 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,806 Getty's expecting me. I've been coaching him. 180 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:21,008 I've got a big bonus riding on this. 181 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,142 I can't teach tennis. 182 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,277 Yes, you can. You taught me. You'll be fine. 183 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:25,713 And what are you going to do? 184 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,347 Well, 185 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:29,149 I'll hit every liquor store in the area, 186 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:32,219 try and find another bottle of that Japanese whale whiskey. 187 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,921 - Good luck. - You, too. 188 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,055 Oh, and, Dad? 189 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:38,526 Try and be cool, okay, at the club? 190 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:41,662 And don't say more than is absolutely necessary, 191 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:44,532 especially to a girl named Skye. 192 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,200 Please. 193 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:49,537 Hello. 194 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:50,904 Good morning. 195 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:54,074 Good morning, fellas. 196 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,242 How's it hanging, dude? 197 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,410 Not as low as usual, thanks. 198 00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:59,446 Hey, where do I park this thing? 199 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:01,615 The bike rack around the side? 200 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:04,552 Groovy. Well, have a great day. 201 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:06,687 Shit. Ha ha. 202 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:08,656 Dude is higher than Skylab. 203 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:10,157 Check your metaphors, pinhead. 204 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:11,625 Skylab burned up on re-entry, 205 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,260 like, six years ago. 206 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,261 It did? 207 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:18,131 [sigh] 208 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,434 - Good morning, Mr. Getty. - Hey. 209 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:23,236 Didn't mean to disturb you. 210 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:24,672 I couldn't help but notice 211 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:26,206 that Galexa's stock has dropped. 212 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:27,608 - Yes. - Again. 213 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:28,976 It's actually down 4 points this week. 214 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,578 - 4 1/4. - Right. Is that a lot? 215 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:32,379 - It feels like a lot. - Define a lot. 216 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,281 I've lost all feeling in my face. 217 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,449 Okay, rule number 1 of investing: 218 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:37,651 don't be a pussy. 219 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:38,819 No, I wouldn't try to be. 220 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,320 And if it makes you that nervous, 221 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:41,421 don't read the paper. 222 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:42,723 I understand that, 223 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,257 but is the second rule of investing 224 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:45,626 not to quit while you're ahead? 225 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:46,694 How much are you up? 226 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,596 Well, I was up 6,000, 227 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:50,798 and now it's dropped down to 2. 228 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,801 Yeah? Well, I'm disappointed in you, Nasser. 229 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,202 I thought you were more of a gambler. 230 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:58,271 But by all means, if you want to cash out, cash out. 231 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:01,441 Listen, not everyone is meant to sit at the blackjack table 232 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:02,743 with the big boys. 233 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,444 Some people are meant to play the penny slots. 234 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:05,913 Hold this while I piss. 235 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:10,951 So I'll just wait here, then? 236 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:12,019 Yes. 237 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:15,055 Wasn't entirely clear. 238 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:16,289 Come on, babe, please. 239 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,626 - Just give me another chance. - Good morning. 240 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,027 Misty, you know she meant nothing to me. 241 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:21,494 Hello, ladies. What a beautiful day. 242 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:22,863 I haven't been able to eat in two days. 243 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,064 Morning, gang. Hey. 244 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,099 Wow, it's hot. 245 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,168 I'm thinking about getting really into banana daiquiris 246 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,703 - for the rest of the summer. - Hey. 247 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,471 Whoa, looking a little constipated there, Chachi. 248 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:33,641 Oh, no. I'm David. 249 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:34,975 Yeah. I know. 250 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:36,644 I'm-- I'm teaching tennis today. 251 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:38,345 Wish me luck. 252 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,083 What-- 253 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,053 My God. 254 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,255 How many cups of coffee 255 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,357 - have you had this morning? - None. 256 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,960 Well, you're awfully chipper. 257 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,427 Did you get laid last night? 258 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:55,696 We went out to dinner 259 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:57,397 to celebrate my dad's birthday. 260 00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:58,565 I tried sushi. 261 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,167 That's a disgusting euphemism, 262 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,802 but I think I see what you're saying. 263 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:04,905 - Gentlemen. - Mr. Getty, how are you? 264 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,640 Let's hit a little bit just to warm up, 265 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,809 then I want to work on my serve. 266 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,211 What are you waiting for? 267 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,914 Yeah. Sorry. I'll get my racquet. 268 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,849 - What's wrong with you? - Oh. 269 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,820 - He tried sushi last night. - He what? 270 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,521 Sushi. It's raw fish. 271 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:24,792 I've had sushi. I don't do that. 272 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,660 He's just happy to be at work. 273 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,829 - Am I talking to you? - Sorry. 274 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,798 - Ready? - Okay. 275 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,501 Wow. 276 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,369 Kenda: Do you feel unappreciated? 277 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,339 I feel invisible, 278 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:42,075 like I barely exist, 279 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,912 except as this person who cooks and cleans 280 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,613 and picks up after them. 281 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,115 We appreciate you. 282 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:51,418 Judy, what you're feeling is very common 283 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,186 for women at your stage of life. 284 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:55,288 Especially when the kids get older 285 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,557 and get ready to leave the nest. 286 00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:59,159 But that's a good thing, right? 287 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:03,596 I mean, it's time, don't you think? 288 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:06,834 That he move out, find a place of his own? 289 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,736 - W-- - Maybe in the city. 290 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,738 Wait, are you serious? 291 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:11,872 He is the one who's been insisting 292 00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,640 that David live at home, 293 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:16,143 commute to NYU to save money, 294 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:19,479 thought I-- I do, um, sometimes wonder 295 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:22,750 if it's just an excuse because he's afraid to be alone with me. 296 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:27,821 This is so much fun. 297 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,925 - Out. - I'm sorry. 298 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,762 This is great. 299 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,764 Oh. Sorry. 300 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,666 Oh, wonderful shot, Mr. Getty. 301 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,668 - That was right to you. - You're really good. 302 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,136 Oh, beautiful. 303 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,772 Really beautiful. I couldn't get it. 304 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,239 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 305 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,174 Just come on. 306 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,945 Oh. Good one, Mr. Getty. 307 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:55,548 Oh. Nice shot, Mr. Getty. 308 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:56,784 You're fantastic. 309 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:57,818 I don't need to train you. 310 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,552 - You're great. - [grunting] 311 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,021 Beautiful. 312 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,826 Oh. Good one, Mr. G. 313 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,795 What the hell is wrong with you today? 314 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:10,130 Oh, nothing. I'm barely even winded. 315 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:11,865 Come here. 316 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:18,105 You must not want this bonus very much. 317 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,607 Speaking of the bonus, since you bring it up, 318 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:24,344 did we ever discuss whether it's payable as cash or check? 319 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,813 Are you on, pills? 320 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:26,847 You on coke? 321 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,816 Oh, gosh, no. No. 322 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,184 Well, whatever your problem is, 323 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:34,154 fix it. This tournament is three weeks away. 324 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,123 - Yes, Mr. Getty. - Not a word from you, Nasser. 325 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,224 Not a word. 326 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,164 David, why don't we get you out of the sun for a bit, huh? 327 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,699 Maybe get some juice in you. 328 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,269 And how does that make you feel? 329 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:52,039 Uh, just afraid. 330 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,673 - Mm. - Because? 331 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,076 I just keep worrying he's going to drop dead suddenly, 332 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,410 and then what am I going to do? 333 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,412 I don't have any income of my own? 334 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:00,881 How would I support us? 335 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,349 And we're having trouble enough 336 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,217 paying the mortgage with him alive, 337 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,987 and his business is not what it used to be, 338 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,421 ever since that... 339 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:13,426 HandR Block opened across the street. 340 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:16,063 Kendra: Mm. 341 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,530 [slurp] 342 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:25,705 Onion ring? 343 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:28,275 No, thanks. 344 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,709 Mm. Wow. 345 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,379 The chow here is really first class. 346 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,546 And plentiful. 347 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,585 Mother of God, this is delicious. 348 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,053 [laughing] 349 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,291 Sorry. I don't get to eat like this at home. 350 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,258 No? 351 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,094 Ever since my old man's heart attack, 352 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,030 my mother has been cooking all this healthy, low-sodium crap. 353 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:54,101 Grapefruit, salads, rabbit food. 354 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,635 Sorry about your dad. 355 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,637 Thanks. 356 00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:58,972 Is he going to be all right? 357 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:02,509 He's a fighter. Korean War vet. 358 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,312 - Really? - Supply Corps. 359 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:11,618 Oh, no. I think I may have over-ordered. 360 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,987 You think? 361 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,023 Feel like helping me out with this? 362 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,125 Yeah, why not? 363 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,928 Great. 364 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,397 - All right. - Please, take it. 365 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,233 Good work today. 366 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,501 Feels like we made real progress. 367 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,303 Your homework is to build 368 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,373 on the trust and intimacy we discovered together. 369 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,576 Judy, Sam, tonight we want you to go home, 370 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:37,945 turn off the TV. 371 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:41,348 Pour some wine, light a scented candle. 372 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:45,118 And make beautiful, sweet love. 373 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,021 Together? 374 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,822 [laughing] 375 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,324 Unless you know some other way. 376 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,659 I don't know. 377 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,629 Remember, lots of eye contact. 378 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,365 Be fully present for one another. 379 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,633 And, Sam, we want you to make sure 380 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:04,271 that Judy's needs are taken care of before your own. 381 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,977 No. No. I don't believe you. 382 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,311 - It's true. - Uh-uh. 383 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,981 My dad says without double-entry bookkeeping, 384 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,083 there would be no western civilization. 385 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:19,086 It's as important as agriculture and cursive writing. 386 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,988 So your dad's an accountant. Ah. 387 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:24,091 When I graduate and pass my CPA exam, 388 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,193 I plan to join his firm. 389 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,997 Sounds like you two are really close. 390 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,132 Yeah. He's my best friend. 391 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,335 I'm jealous. 392 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,204 You and your dad don't get along? 393 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,008 I would think that would be obvious to you by now. 394 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:44,544 Well, in your old man's defense, 395 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,879 It ain't easy raising a 20-year-old these days. 396 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:49,582 Ahem. [laughing] 397 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:50,650 Sorry. 398 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,919 Sorry. Just-- 399 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,022 [laughing] 400 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,623 Who knew you were so funny? 401 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,691 And you are just delightful. 402 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,427 - Karen. - Hi. 403 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,894 Do you two ladies know each other? 404 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,163 No. 405 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,631 Well, this is Karen. 406 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,033 His girlfriend. 407 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,468 Skye. 408 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:10,937 Oh, no. 409 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,040 I'm not supposed to talk to you. 410 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:16,609 Do you want to hang out after work or something? 411 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,945 Great. Yeah, yeah. Maybe we'll get a-- 412 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,480 Awesome. 413 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:24,751 David. David. 414 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,186 Dad, what's wrong? 415 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,387 It's your mother. 416 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:28,755 - Is she okay? - She's fine. 417 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,123 She's at home-- 418 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,459 waiting to have sex with us. 419 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,098 What did you say to Skye? 420 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,200 Nothing. We were just having a friendly chat. 421 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,934 I specifically told you not to. 422 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,736 She struck up a conversation with me. 423 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,405 What was Karen doing there? 424 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,407 - Spielberg! - How's that little video coming? 425 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,841 - Keep walking. - Who are they? 426 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:49,976 Tell them it's going great. 427 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,578 Oh, it's going great. 428 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,480 Who's the jackass that leaves a Volvo 429 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,082 in the middle of valet without leaving their keys? 430 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,284 I'm sorry, Mr. Getty. That's ours. 431 00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,386 Okay. And you are? 432 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:02,222 - Oh. Family emergency. - Got to go. 433 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,225 What the hell's going on here? 434 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,100 Hello. Please, could you help us? 435 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,601 We're looking for a Japanese whiskey. 436 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,170 It has a whale on the bottle with a weird top. 437 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,905 Uh, and it's called Kachira. 438 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,107 - What is it called? - Kachira. 439 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,641 - Kachira. - Or maybe Kachima. 440 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,410 Kachima? No. 441 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,613 Maybe the Oriental friends will know? Could you ask? 442 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:27,547 No. 443 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:29,982 Oh. 444 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:32,219 The General Chow looks amazing. 445 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,720 - Dad... - Let's get some takeout. 446 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:34,887 Mom will kill me-- 447 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,723 you-- us. 448 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:40,993 * Last night I had the strangest dream * 449 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,829 *I sailed away to China * 450 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,465 *In a little rowboat to find ya * 451 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:49,436 *And you said you had to get your laundry clean * 452 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,438 *Didn't want no one to hold you * 453 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,840 *What does that mean? And you said * 454 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,908 *Ain't nothing gonna break my stride * 455 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,745 *Nobody gonna slow me down * 456 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,046 *Oh, no * 457 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,549 * I've got to keep on movin' * 458 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,717 *Ain't nothing gonna break my stride * 459 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,587 *I'm running and I won't touch ground * 460 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:08,988 * Oh, no * 461 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,391 *I got to keep on movin' * 462 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,460 *Ain't nothing gonna break my stride * 463 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,895 *Nobody gonna slow me down * 464 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,063 * Oh, no * 465 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:20,167 *I got to keep on movin' * 466 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,401 What's wrong? 467 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,270 I'm having chest pains. 468 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,872 Relax. It's probably acid indigestion. 469 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,541 Or my hiatal hernia. 470 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,578 Or my ulcer could be back. 471 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:35,014 I never realized how much it sucks to get old. 472 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,349 Ah, it's not all bad. 473 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,718 You get to see a kid grow up. 474 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,687 I may never see my 20s 475 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,190 or my 30s or my 40s. 476 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:46,092 Oh, God, Dad, this is a nightmare. 477 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,195 Hey, it's going to be okay, kiddo. 478 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,996 What if it isn't? 479 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,031 What if we're stuck like this forever? 480 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,233 We won't be. 481 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,502 I'll figure this out. I promise. 482 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,670 Now eat. You'll feel better. 483 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,473 Hey, want to share another cream soda? 484 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:01,674 Okay. 485 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,211 Hey, another cream soda, please. 486 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:07,880 How was therapy? 487 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,849 Good. 488 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,318 Weird. 489 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,552 It sounds like you and Mom 490 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,621 are going through some really heavy stuff. 491 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,423 And it really sucks 492 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,924 that they're opening that HandR Block 493 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,592 across the street. 494 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:23,129 I'm sorry you had to hear all that stuff. 495 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,531 I'm not. 496 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,399 And I'm sorry 497 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,835 that I've added to the stress for you and Mom, 498 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,003 especially with what you've been dealing with. 499 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,506 Hey, it's your job. 500 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,243 I just feel bad that-- 501 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,246 you and Mom worry about me so much. 502 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,547 That's our job. 503 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,626 Drink up, fellas. 504 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,706 - Kanpai! - Kanpai! 505 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,042 Oh, fuck me! 506 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,178 Ah! Dad, please. 507 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,446 Stop with the language. 508 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:14,914 Shut up and pour me another. 509 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,316 [laughing] 510 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,690 Ohh! Wow! 511 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,224 [laughing] 512 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,993 [alarm rings] 513 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,830 Mm. Hmm. 514 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:34,701 [alarm stops] 515 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,237 Good morning. 516 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:39,238 Good morning. 517 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,708 What happened? 518 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,009 Nothing. 519 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,612 Absolutely nothing. 520 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,647 Ohh. Ow. 521 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,250 Ow. 522 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,720 God damn. 523 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,148 I don't know about you, 524 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,716 but I feel like the dog's dinner. 525 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,352 Me, too. 526 00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:27,687 I haven't been this hung over 527 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:30,390 since the service, and that was back in '53. 528 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,191 I've never been this hung over. 529 00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:34,527 It's because we raised you right. 530 00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:37,530 What were we drinking last night? 531 00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:40,967 I have no idea, but when I puked this morning, 532 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,935 it was bright blue, 533 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,872 like the stuff you soak combs in at the barber. 534 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,942 Do you remember anything? 535 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,378 No. You? 536 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:52,612 Nothing. 537 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,550 I should get to work. 538 00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:01,721 Hey, can I give you a ride to the club? 539 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,923 No, thanks. I think I need the fresh air. 540 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:05,091 Yeah. 541 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:07,927 Well, have a nice day. 542 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,129 You, too. 543 00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:12,298 I hope you feel better. 544 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:13,700 Thanks. 545 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:25,778 Hey, Lawrence, I've got a letter. 546 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:42,294 *Life in the hive puckered up my nights * 547 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:46,699 *The kiss of death, the embrace of life * 548 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:50,437 *Oh, there I stand beneath the marquee moon * 549 00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:54,507 * Hesitating * 550 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:20,132 * Well, a Cadillac * 551 00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:23,836 * It pulled out of the graveyard * 552 00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:28,575 * Pulled up to me * 553 00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:31,343 * All they said, "Get in." * 554 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:34,146 * Get in * 555 00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:36,649 * Then the Cadillac * 556 00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:40,653 * It puttered back into that graveyard * 557 00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:45,091 * Me? * 558 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:48,695 * I got out again *