1 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:24,825 Dude, you got this. 2 00:00:24,825 --> 00:00:26,227 It's no big deal. 3 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:28,496 Just be chill. 4 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:37,071 Where do you want me? 5 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,240 The light's better over there. 6 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:48,682 Ready? 7 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:50,151 No. 8 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:52,153 But y-yeah. 9 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,823 Let's see what we're working with. 10 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,700 Keep in mind it's pretty cold. 11 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:09,537 Don't talk. 12 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:13,541 Is-- Is something wrong? 13 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:15,776 Did you want me to stand differently or-- 14 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:17,145 No. 15 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:19,780 You're perfect. 16 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:40,000 Don't mind me. I'm not looking. 17 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,369 Mom, what the hell! 18 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:43,737 I'm just putting in some fresh towels. 19 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,639 And here, take this because-- 20 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:46,874 Mom, no! 21 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:48,609 With all the sweating in those tennis shorts, 22 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,178 you'll get jock itch. Ask your father. 23 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:51,412 Will you please get out of here? 24 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:52,446 Fine. Don't listen to me. 25 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,481 They're your genitals. 26 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:55,249 Great. Cool. Great. Okay. 27 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:57,218 Oh, by the way, your father and I 28 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:59,787 are going to therapy, and then he's taking me to the movies, 29 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,355 We're gonna see that one with the space people 30 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:03,557 and Wilford Brimley, and it's called Coconuts. 31 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:05,359 - Cocoon, Mom, it's called Cocoon. - Yes! That's it. 32 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:07,361 That's it. Yeah. Please, get out, please. 33 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:09,330 - Okay, I'm going, I'm going. - Go. 34 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,765 It's not like I haven't seen your penis before. 35 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:23,944 I've got to get out of that house. 36 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:25,913 I hear you, man. 37 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:28,449 You and Karen still thinking about getting a place together? 38 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:31,485 She wants to. I don't know. 39 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,654 I like her. She was always nice to me in high school, 40 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,224 way nicer than any girl that hot has any right to be. 41 00:02:36,224 --> 00:02:37,458 You're a lucky guy. 42 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:40,294 I know. She's so nice. 43 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:42,230 And great. 44 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:43,831 And nice. 45 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,733 - Nice. - Yeah. 46 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,435 It's great. 47 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:50,238 Finish this for me. I got to go meet that guy. 48 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:51,805 You're really going to do this? 49 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:54,708 Yeah, man. I'm tired of having, like, 12 bucks to my name. 50 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:56,644 And Misty doesn't want to spend the rest of her life 51 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:57,911 with a guy who drives a Matador. 52 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,651 Tell Karen I said happy birthday. 53 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:05,419 - I will. - [engine starts] 54 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:07,655 [honk honk] 55 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,762 Okay, here's the drill. 56 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:17,164 When a customer wants to buy some White Pony, 57 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:18,732 he'll roll up, hand you his keys, 58 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:20,634 and ask "Are you the party king?" 59 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:23,036 Gotcha. Uh, White Pony, keys, party king. 60 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,273 - You okay? - Sure. Why? 61 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:26,640 Because you're acting jittery as fuck. 62 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,809 No, I'm cool, man. I got this. 63 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,077 I'm your man, honest. 64 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:31,612 I'm counting on you. 65 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:34,282 Now let's talk about the drop. 66 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:36,284 When it's time to resupply-- 67 00:03:36,284 --> 00:03:38,686 [voice distorted, slow] 68 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,793 [no audible dialogue] 69 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,369 Hey, Herb. 70 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:56,504 Hey. What's up, kid? 71 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:57,638 Your balls drop yet? 72 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,206 - Any day now. - Ha ha. 73 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:01,309 How did your old man take the news? 74 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:02,543 What news? 75 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:04,445 That you don't want to be a bean counter. 76 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:06,314 Oh, I never said I didn't. 77 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:08,181 I mean, I don't know. I mean, maybe I do. 78 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:09,483 I'm still figuring things out. 79 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:13,421 So you haven't found yourself yet, huh? 80 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:16,690 You know what we did back in my day to find ourselves? 81 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:17,858 No, what? 82 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:20,027 Killed Nazis. 83 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:25,198 - Boo. - [gasp] Jesus Christ. 84 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:27,200 Oh, my God. Hi. 85 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,837 Ah. Oh. What are you doing here? 86 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:31,439 Just came by to wish you a happy birthday 87 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:33,040 and to give you this. 88 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,174 That's really sweet of you. 89 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:35,676 You didn't have to do that. 90 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,611 I appreciate it, but it's-- Oh. 91 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,147 Art-- Uh, this is yours? 92 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:42,516 My art show. Opening is tonight. 93 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:45,353 Wow. That's really great. Congrats. 94 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:46,354 You should come. 95 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:47,955 It's going to be cheese, 96 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,123 vino, art. 97 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:53,160 I would, but David is actually taking me out for my birthday. 98 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,095 Oh. You should come by after. 99 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,430 And bring him along, 100 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:58,432 unless it's past his bedtime. 101 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:00,668 Stop. 102 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,836 I'm incorrigible. 103 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:10,177 So what are your plans for Karen's birthday? 104 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:11,545 Uh, I figured I'd wait 105 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:13,013 and just see what she wants to do. 106 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:15,483 Boychik, do you know nothing of women? 107 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:16,617 What do you mean? 108 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,552 Birthdays and anniversaries are not 109 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:20,187 merely special occasions. 110 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:22,556 They're tests, often final exams. 111 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,392 Fail to take them seriously, and you know what happens? 112 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:25,559 What? 113 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,094 The teacher starts shtupping 114 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:28,729 the other students. 115 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,631 She said she didn't want me to go to a lot of trouble. 116 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:32,065 [laughing] Yes, of course. 117 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:34,402 When a woman says that, she means the exact opposite. 118 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:35,636 Trust me, dear boy, she wants you 119 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:37,104 to go to a great deal of trouble, 120 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:38,439 the more the better. 121 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:39,673 Oh, really? Well, I've-- I've-- 122 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:42,610 Hey, it's okay, David. Don't panic. 123 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,712 Now we've still got plenty of time. 124 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:46,113 I'll cover your lessons here this afternoon, 125 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:47,715 - and you run to the store. - Yeah. 126 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:49,049 W-Wait. What am I buying? 127 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,851 Flowers, preferably roses. 128 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,252 1 dozen long stem. 129 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:53,554 Red only, no pinks or yellows. 130 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:54,955 Why not pink or yellow? 131 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:55,889 Pink implies friendship, 132 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,458 and yellow is for pregnant women. 133 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,627 Next, purchase these items in the following order: 134 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:02,663 champagne, chocolate, strawberries, condoms. 135 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:05,499 And as for a motel, find something classy. 136 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:07,435 My folks are going to be gone all night, so-- 137 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:09,470 Even better. After a nice dinner, 138 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,071 when the dessert menu comes, 139 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:12,573 take her by the hand 140 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:14,074 and tell her you have something special planned 141 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,342 at the house. 142 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:17,445 She'll set one foot in that door, 143 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:18,879 see the bubbly on ice 144 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,614 and the rose petals adorning the bed 145 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:22,249 and spontaneously ovulate, 146 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:23,517 which is why you'll need the condoms. 147 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:24,885 You got all that? 148 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:25,919 Yeah. It's good. 149 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:26,787 Okay. Now get-- 150 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,355 get going. Get going. 151 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:29,523 Thanks, Nash. 152 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:36,564 Good morning, sir. 153 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:37,565 Are you the party king? 154 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:38,766 Hey, uh, that would be me. 155 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:40,000 I party all the time. 156 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,469 Yeah. For half a piece? 157 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:42,636 Cool. 158 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:52,480 [engine starts] 159 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,516 ** [rock guitar on radio] 160 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,487 [radio off] 161 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,208 Fuck. 162 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:27,214 - Hey. - Hi. 163 00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:29,583 Testarossa. Nice. 164 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:31,084 It's a bitch to drive. 165 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:32,119 [chuckle] 166 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,521 What's up? 167 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:34,655 What are you doing tonight? 168 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,590 Nothing. Why? 169 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:38,258 Uh, do you maybe want to get dinner? 170 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:40,794 Uh, just yeah, you and I? 171 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,630 My cousin Pam, she's coming from Ohio. 172 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,064 I told her I'd set her up 173 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,866 with a really cool guy while she's here. 174 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:48,101 - Oh. - You know, I thought-- 175 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:49,302 Yeah. 176 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,538 No, it'll be so much fun. 177 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:51,972 Me and Steve will pay for everything. 178 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:56,076 Oh. Uh, yeah, I don't know because, uh... 179 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:59,046 Come on, Wheeler. I'll be your best friend. 180 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,582 Sure. Why not? 181 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:02,783 Oh! Yes. Great. 182 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,084 Oh, you're a lifesaver. 183 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,018 All right. 184 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,690 Ha ha. Thank you. 185 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,626 Sam: I don't understand 186 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,127 why a grown man can't have a ham sandwich. 187 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:15,829 Judy: Because I want you to live long enough 188 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,197 to meet your grandchildren. 189 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:18,632 My father lived till 84 190 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:21,569 on a diet of Lucky Strikes and brisket. 191 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:23,571 Okay. Did you hear that? 192 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,606 Now you see what I'm dealing with. 193 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:27,007 - This is exactly-- - It feels 194 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,109 like we've gotten a little off subject. 195 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:32,713 Judy, I'm very interested in something you said 196 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,114 at an earlier session 197 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:36,917 about how you sometimes don't know who you are. 198 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:39,920 Oh. Well, that's true. 199 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,822 You know, I know that I'm Mrs. Myers. 200 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:44,658 I know that I am the wife of Sam. 201 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,426 I am mother of David. 202 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:49,597 But when I try to find-- 203 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:52,633 look down and see what's underneath, 204 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:56,036 it's just, uh-- it's just... 205 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,605 blank. 206 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,272 You feel there's an empty place 207 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,674 where a person should be. 208 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:01,842 Yeah, exactly. 209 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:04,177 How long have you felt this way? 210 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,746 Well, for a long time. 211 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,615 I mean, Sam and I, we married young. 212 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:09,249 I-- You know, we married 213 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:12,085 right when I graduated secretarial school, 214 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,187 and, you know, I was a housewife 215 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:16,824 when everyone else was going to happenings, 216 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:19,426 going backpacking through Europe, 217 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:20,861 to having sex with strangers. 218 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,262 Oh, for God's sake. 219 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:24,765 So you feel like you've missed out on a lot. 220 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:29,136 I have never even been out of the United States. 221 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,303 What, are you kidding? 222 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:33,340 We've been to both sides of Niagara Falls. 223 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:53,426 *Man, man, man, man * 224 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,662 *Woman make man * 225 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:57,330 *Man, man, man, man * 226 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,431 *Woman make man * 227 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,634 *Man, man, man, man * 228 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,569 *Woman make man * 229 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:05,372 *Man, man, man, man * 230 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,445 I don't get it. So you're blaming me 231 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,747 because you didn't go to Woodstock, 232 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,048 you didn't get to be a hippie? 233 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,751 Have you heard a word I've said? 234 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,820 Have you heard anything I've said? 235 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,722 You know what? This is pointless. 236 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:23,390 I don't even know why I bother 237 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:26,093 because it is clearly a waste of everyone's time. 238 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:27,594 - Judy, please. - No, I don't want to sit. 239 00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:30,230 Please, sit. 240 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,665 Thank you. 241 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,335 Judy, Sam, what you're experiencing 242 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:36,670 is not uncommon. 243 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,906 Sometimes in marriage, 244 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:41,408 we misplace our connectedness. 245 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:45,212 And just need a little nudge to find it again. 246 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,314 I don't know what you people are talking about. 247 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,581 Oh. Of course he doesn't. 248 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:49,917 A lot of our couples 249 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,618 have found the connectedness 250 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,386 they misplaced along the way 251 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:56,957 with the help of something called MDMA. 252 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:59,893 It's short for methylenedioxy methamphetamine. 253 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:03,496 Just think of it as empathy medicine. 254 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,065 What does it do? 255 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,735 Well, Judy, it breaks down the walls 256 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,937 of anger and defensiveness 257 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:12,740 and increases trust and compassion. 258 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,174 - Drugs. - Hush, Sam. 259 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,909 Drugs. No, I just want to get this straight. 260 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,077 - They're doctors. - Listen, 261 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,746 they sound like dope peddlers. 262 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,981 I-- I understand your concerns, 263 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,750 but let me be perfectly clear. 264 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:25,285 MDMA is used for therapy only. 265 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:28,188 It's perfectly legal, non-addictive, 266 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,623 and never used recreationally. 267 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:34,427 Sam, I was skeptical, too, at first, 268 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,529 until I tried it myself. 269 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,765 What, you've done it? 270 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:40,067 Yes, Judy. Some years back, 271 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,235 Kenda and I went through a rough patch 272 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:46,406 after I slept with an old high school flame. 273 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,042 And it was MDMA 274 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,779 that helped us find our way back to each other. 275 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:52,946 [chuckling] 276 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,982 Thank God. Sam, relax. 277 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,885 You're going to enjoy it, I promise. 278 00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:01,388 Takes about 45 minutes for it to kick in. 279 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,990 But don't take them now. 280 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:05,025 Wait until you're in a safe place 281 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,995 where you can be fully present for one another. 282 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:16,837 I can't believe we're doing this. 283 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,139 *Man, man, man, man * 284 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,640 *Woman make man * 285 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,510 *Man, man, man, man * 286 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:24,812 *Woman make man * 287 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:27,147 *Man, man, man, man * 288 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,882 *Woman make man * 289 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,518 *Man, man, man, man * 290 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,220 [dog barking] 291 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,962 - Hey. - Oh, my God, what happened? 292 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,696 I'm sorry. I got a flat. 293 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,065 Oh. 294 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,934 I'm here now. I'm starving. Let's eat. 295 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,235 Yeah. Did you make a reservation? 296 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:51,238 Uh, I didn't know you had to. 297 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:54,574 Oh. Okay. Well, it's a Friday night, so-- 298 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,044 Uh. I'll just ask the hostess. 299 00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:59,012 It'll be fine. Hey. 300 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,514 Uh, how long is the wait? 301 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,416 It is two hours. 302 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:05,886 Uh... 303 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,387 You're both more than welcome 304 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,489 to try to find a seat at the bar if you can. 305 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,226 Sure. 306 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:25,538 So... 307 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,875 So... 308 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,913 How's your summer been so far, Pam? 309 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,747 Pretty shitty. 310 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,316 Oh, yeah? 311 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,186 My dad ran over our dog in the driveway. 312 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,588 - Oh. - That's, 313 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,891 um...awful. 314 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:46,126 - I'm really sorry. - Me, too. 315 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,294 Would have been better 316 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,896 if he ran over my older brother. 317 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,597 He's a real piece of shit. 318 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:51,798 Ahem. 319 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,233 To dead brothers. 320 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,236 T-To-- 321 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,005 To-- 322 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:01,608 Hey, look, two virgins are hitting it off. 323 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,944 I wish I was still a virgin. 324 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,379 Worst night of my life. 325 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,348 Ahem. Mm. 326 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,921 Chug, chug, chug, chug, 327 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,622 Chug, chug, chug, chug, 328 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,024 Chug, chug, chug, chug, 329 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,926 Chug, chug, chug, chug! 330 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:21,061 [whooping] 331 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,629 How's your salad? 332 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,364 Fine. 333 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,634 My dad would kill for a plate of these potato skins. 334 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:28,735 [gasp] 335 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:29,769 Oh, I'm so sorry. 336 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,171 Don't. Don't. Just stop. 337 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,572 Okay. 338 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:33,573 Let's get out of here. 339 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:34,607 And go where? 340 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,643 I have something special waiting back home. 341 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:37,644 Let's go. 342 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,647 Where are your parents? 343 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:41,982 At the movies. Come on. 344 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,550 A little surprise waiting inside. 345 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,252 What kind of a surprise? 346 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,187 A special birthday dessert. 347 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,824 ** [jazz piano] 348 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,493 - Mom? Dad? - [gasp] 349 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,295 Hi, kids. 350 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,030 Judy, it's our beautiful son. 351 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,865 Oh. What-- 352 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:03,003 Wha-What are you guys doing home? 353 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,404 What are you doing home? 354 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,805 You're supposed to be seeing Cocoon. 355 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:10,043 Oh. Uh, it was sold out. 356 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,411 That-- Yeah. That's it. 357 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,214 It was sold out because it's Friday, 358 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,283 and then-- so we came home. 359 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,153 - She's lying. - Hush, Sam. 360 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,889 We never went to the movies. 361 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,157 What's wrong with you guys? 362 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,726 Nothing, sweetie. 363 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,261 We're on drugs. 364 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,329 What? 365 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:32,199 It's our therapist. 366 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,567 Our shrink slipped us a mickey. 367 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,138 It's an empathy drug. 368 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:41,741 I feel like a Christmas tree but with blue lights. 369 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,276 Oh, if it's a problem, 370 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,245 we shouldn't have mixed it with the champagne. 371 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,280 What? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 372 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,282 That was supposed to be for Karen's birthday. 373 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,152 When? Oh, happy birthday. 374 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,753 - Happy birthday. - No, no. 375 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,922 Oh! Oh, let me hug you. 376 00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,924 Happy birthday. 377 00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,027 Thank you so much. 378 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,128 - My turn. - My angel. 379 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,230 You smell glorious. 380 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,464 - Okay. I-- - Smell her hair. 381 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,665 I need to go. I need to go. 382 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,100 - David. David. - Dad. 383 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,435 - Ha ha ha ha ha! - Oh! 384 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,802 Let her go. This is weird. 385 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,504 Thank you, thank you. I really have to go. 386 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:12,872 - I'm so sorry. Thank you. - No, no, no, no. 387 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,341 Smell her hair. 388 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,209 - Wait. - David, her hair is glorious! 389 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,510 I don't know what's wrong with them. 390 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,212 They must have gotten into the liquor cabinet. 391 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,447 Don't worry about it. 392 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:21,881 We could go upstairs and hang out. 393 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,250 No, you know what? I am tired-- 394 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,884 I'm tired, okay? And I just-- 395 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,653 - I think I'm going to go home. - You know, 396 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,455 I really did have a whole thing planned for you 397 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:32,392 with champagne and rose petals on the bed. 398 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,061 Thanks. 399 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,600 Happy birthday? 400 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,509 [sigh] 401 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,379 Fuck. 402 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,282 [groaning] 403 00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:56,716 * Sex glue, feel my temperature rise * 404 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,085 Steve, this is really good. 405 00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,986 Tell me about it. 406 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:02,555 [whimpering] 407 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,658 Is Pam going to be okay? 408 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,261 I don't know. Pam is kind of screwed up. 409 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,962 I just meant in the short term. 410 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,598 She drank an entire bottle of schnapps. 411 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:14,101 Oh. Oh, yeah. No, she'll be fine. 412 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,602 She does this all the time. 413 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:16,769 Really? 414 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,405 Sorry she passed out on you. 415 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,973 Not me. She was scaring the shit out of me at dinner. 416 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,110 Shut up. This is the best part. 417 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,412 ** [rock guitar] 418 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,281 Hey, Steve, you ever climb 419 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,882 to the top of the gymnasium? 420 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,318 - Yeah, sure. - Yeah? 421 00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,019 - What's your best time? - I don't know. 422 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,321 Just fast. 423 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:35,622 Oh, yeah? You think you could do it 424 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:36,923 under 90 seconds? 425 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,358 What, you got a watch? 426 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,260 No, but I can count. 427 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,232 - Baby, come here. - Hey, what-- 428 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,966 I'm going to climb this for you. 429 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,135 I'm going to climb this wall for you. 430 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,269 All right. 431 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,338 - Watch. - All right, ready? 432 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,439 - Start counting now. - Set? 433 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:56,276 Go! 1-1000, 2-1000. 434 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,910 You got this! 435 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,146 * Sex glue-- * 436 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:01,548 You are trouble. 437 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:02,582 [stereo off] 438 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:06,619 Sorry this night turned out to be so shitty. 439 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,288 It's getting better. 440 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,825 Can I ask you something? 441 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,194 Why don't you go to college? 442 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:17,397 You're, like, the smartest guy I ever met. 443 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:20,533 I did. I dropped out. 444 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,034 Why? 445 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,736 I don't know. I-- 446 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,173 I guess I just reject the whole group-think mentality 447 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,440 of higher education. 448 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,008 It's a bunch of bullshit. 449 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,644 Really? Oh. 450 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:34,881 Well, I was thinking about maybe going to BCC in the fall. 451 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,484 You know? They have a two-year dental hygienist program, 452 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,186 - so I thought I would-- - No, no. 453 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,887 That's awesome, I mean, 454 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,190 a college education is, like-- 455 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,757 It is important. 456 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:45,858 And seriously, 457 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,994 you would look so good 458 00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,296 in dental scrubs. 459 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,098 Thanks. 460 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,866 - I'm serious. - I think. 461 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,235 Well, I don't know. 462 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,703 It's not, like, official or anything. 463 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:57,870 You got to do it. 464 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,239 You'd be so great. 465 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,741 - Really? - Yeah. 466 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:06,213 I'd totally go see you to clean my teeth. 467 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,016 Let me see. Let's see how bad. 468 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,718 - Ahh. - Oh. Oh, God. 469 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,220 I think I'm going to have to extract-- 470 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,387 Steve: What's my time? 471 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,855 What's my time? 472 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,790 68 seconds! 473 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,627 Whoo! Yeah! 474 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,529 Suck it, moon! 475 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,664 Wow. 476 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,832 Cheers. 477 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,246 - H-Hey. - Hey. 478 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,247 You made it. 479 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,314 I did, yeah. 480 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,749 Where's Davey Jones? 481 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,251 Uh, home. 482 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,453 Our plans didn't really work out tonight, so-- 483 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,721 Sounds like someone could use a drink. 484 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,123 - Oh. - Ta-da. 485 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,392 Thanks. 486 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,261 Hey, come here. I want to show you something. 487 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,528 Oh, my God. 488 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,063 "Oh, my God" is right. 489 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,298 Look at that beauty. 490 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,200 Thank you. 491 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,335 What's that red dot mean? 492 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,470 It means it's sold. 493 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,338 First piece tonight. 494 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:08,408 Bought it myself. Paid a pretty penny for it, too. 495 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:12,011 I'm telling you, the camera loves you. 496 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,946 Do you really think that? 497 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,148 I think that. I know that. 498 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:19,218 Let's go somewhere after the show. We'll talk about it. 499 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,855 I can't. I have an early aerobics class. 500 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,223 Another time, then. 501 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,860 Yeah. I'd like that. 502 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,262 Okay. Yeah. 503 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:32,098 Okay. I'm going to hold you to that. 504 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,333 All right. 505 00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:35,768 Oh. I got fans. 506 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,404 - Oh. Right. - Pardon me. 507 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,619 Oh, Sam. 508 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,087 Sam. 509 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,656 Wake up. 510 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,093 Ohh. 511 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,194 Where are we? 512 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:04,431 We're in David's room. 513 00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,336 Come on. Just get up. 514 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:10,870 I got to change the sheets. 515 00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,443 Why am I so thirsty? 516 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,577 Just get up. 517 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,350 - Sam: Ohh. - He's there. 518 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,754 Hey-a, buddy. 519 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,723 Um, I can't see yet. 520 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:34,361 How-- How was your night, sweetheart? 521 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:36,563 Apparently not as good as yours. 522 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,498 We're really sorry about that. 523 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,767 Your mother and I got sort of carried away. 524 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:41,968 Mostly-- 525 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,674 Disgraceful. 526 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:05,558 * He said, "Baby, what's wrong with you?" * 527 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,226 - * "Don't you use--" * - Hey. 528 00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:09,829 * "...your imagination?" * 529 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,431 Hi. 530 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,566 Look, I'm really sorry about last night. 531 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,035 It's fine. Oh, thank you. 532 00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:19,872 Um... 533 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:20,873 Uh... 534 00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:22,409 I have a class, so-- 535 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:24,411 Yeah. Hey, I got to run, too. 536 00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:25,412 Great. 537 00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:27,046 I'll see you after work? 538 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:28,014 Yes. 539 00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:32,318 Okay. Bye. 540 00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:33,686 Bye. 541 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,123 Well, ladies, go ahead and warm up. 542 00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:40,727 We're going to sweat in about five minutes. 543 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,995 Got a delivery for Karen. 544 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,964 Yeah, that's me. Thanks. 545 00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:32,712 *Strut, pout, put it out * 546 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,947 *That's what you want from women * 547 00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:39,018 *Come on, baby, what you taking that for? * 548 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:41,020 * Strut, pout, cut it out * 549 00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:43,022 *All takin' and no givin' * 550 00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:48,528 *Watch me, baby, while I walk out the door * 551 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:50,597 *Strut, pout, put it out * 552 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,832 *That's what you want from women * 553 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:56,903 *Come on, baby, what you taking that for? * 554 00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:58,905 * Strut, pout, cut it out * 555 00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:00,907 *All takin' and no givin' * 556 00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:06,078 *Watch me, baby, while I walk out the door * 557 00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:08,147 *Strut, pout, put it out * 558 00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,382 *That's what you want from women * 559 00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:14,654 *Come on, baby, what you taking that for? * 560 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:16,656 * Strut, pout, cut it out * 561 00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:18,658 *All takin' and no givin' * 562 00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:20,527 *Watch me, baby * 563 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:22,028 * While I walk out your door *