1 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:21,522 Hey, buddy. I ain't got nothing about this rig. 2 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:24,258 You're gonna have to take it someplace...else. 3 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,496 What the hell? 4 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:34,935 * Cold sweat * 5 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:36,870 * Heat vision * 6 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:38,406 * Dream cream * 7 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,774 * Nocturnal emission * 8 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:42,576 * Here comes the heat * 9 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:43,977 * Here comes the sweat * 10 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,247 * Coming down with something * 11 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:48,549 * That'll leave you wet * 12 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:52,320 * Sex flu got me scratchin' the itch * 13 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:56,357 * Sex flu like a son of a bitch * 14 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:57,525 Hmm. 15 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,627 * Feel my temperature rise * 16 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:01,028 Not bad. 17 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:02,663 Some of your framing's a little bit obvious. 18 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,765 Cuts are jumpy, but that's to be expected 19 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:06,267 from an amateur like yourself. 20 00:01:06,334 --> 00:01:07,668 Well, I cut it in the camcorder. 21 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:08,936 Not finished. 22 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:11,339 But overall, you got a decent eye. 23 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:12,573 Thanks. 24 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:19,280 You're hired. 25 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:21,315 Cool. 26 00:01:21,382 --> 00:01:23,384 Purely on a trial basis, of course. 27 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:24,318 Of course. 28 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:26,454 Sunday, 3 p.m. sharp. 29 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,156 And don't forget to wear a suit. 30 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:38,899 You know what? I think this is going to be really good for you. 31 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:42,603 Yeah, well, we're just trying things out on a trial basis, 32 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,272 seeing how well we work together. 33 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,607 I think Barry can end up being a really good mentor. 34 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:49,076 Look at this. This is going to be us some day, 35 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:51,412 all old, wrinkly, and adorable. 36 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:56,550 Uh, how about this one? 37 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,687 The 400 Blows? 38 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:01,355 I'm not watching porn. 39 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:02,823 It's not porn. It's a classic. 40 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,325 Classic, yeah. 41 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:06,194 But, since you mention it... 42 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,263 [gasp] No. 43 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:10,331 Oh, yeah. Let's do it. 44 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:11,465 - Stop. No, I-- - Let's go. 45 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:13,100 Everybody's going to judge us. 46 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:14,535 I don't like that. 47 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:16,570 Dad? 48 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,507 David. 49 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:23,844 This-- This isn't the Westerns section. 50 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:25,213 No. 51 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:28,349 Then why are there saloon doors? 52 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,067 What the hell is this? 53 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:48,869 Oh, it's called a smoothie. 54 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:51,038 It smells like grass clippings. 55 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:52,840 Wow, look at you. 56 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,608 Hi, handsome. 57 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,143 You're not eloping, are you? 58 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:57,678 I'm videoing a wedding at the club. 59 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,347 Oh, you're friends with the groom? 60 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:00,648 This is a favor or something? 61 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:02,049 No, it's a gig, right, honey? 62 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:03,351 That's what you call it, right? 63 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,253 Oh, uh, job. Just job. 64 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:06,720 - Yeah. - Yeah. 65 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:08,055 So you're getting paid for this? 66 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:09,857 Uh, yeah. $75. 67 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,827 I got to run. 68 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:14,962 - Okay. - Bye. 69 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,265 Bye. 70 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:20,434 Think he gets his artistic side from me. 71 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:22,503 Yeah, that's right, Mrs. Picasso. 72 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:24,405 What are you all gussied up for? 73 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:26,173 Do you ever listen? 74 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:27,575 I told you. 75 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:30,278 Margo and I are going to the community college 76 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:32,112 to learn about the real estate classes. 77 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:34,147 You're going to sell houses? 78 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:36,183 Yeah. Maybe I am. 79 00:03:36,284 --> 00:03:38,352 Could we not use the extra money? 80 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:45,559 Mm. 81 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:50,063 It's Hanukah in June, my friend. 82 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,565 I didn't know Hanukah was in June. 83 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,301 It's in December, you putz. 84 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:56,537 How is it my fault if he cuts me off? 85 00:03:56,604 --> 00:04:00,308 Because it is not worth getting into an accident. 86 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:01,842 Good morning, Mr. Getty, sir. 87 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:02,910 Walker, here you go. 88 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,177 - It's Wheeler. - Whatever. 89 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:06,980 Hurry up, darling. We're gonna be late. 90 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:09,149 Yes, Mother. 91 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:11,585 I don't know why you had to wear such a gloomy dress. 92 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:14,154 It's a wedding, not a funeral. 93 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:16,023 Is there a difference? 94 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,325 [sigh] 95 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:19,327 Where does she get all this anger? 96 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:22,162 Seriously? 97 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:24,164 [scoff] I need a white Zin. 98 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:27,200 * ...the beat and get up off your feet * 99 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:28,201 * The beat * 100 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:30,338 [radio off] 101 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,445 Don't fart in it. 102 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:39,880 Hey. [tongue click] 103 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,749 Whoa. 104 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,183 What's wrong with this picture? 105 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,218 Dude must have a foot-long dong. 106 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:46,687 Kind of looks like you, Wheeler. 107 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:47,755 Plus ten years. 108 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:48,956 Minus the dong. 109 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:49,990 [laughing] 110 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,559 Get back to work. 111 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:03,837 I need you to run these lenses out to my El Camino. 112 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:04,772 Okay. 113 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,407 And do not scratch the paint. 114 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:07,708 - I won't. - And hurry back. 115 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:09,109 - No taking a break. - I wasn't-- 116 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:10,611 Go. 117 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:15,383 Boychik! Oy, you clean up nice. 118 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:17,050 Thanks. I didn't know you'd be here. 119 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,386 Are you kidding me? 120 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:19,920 The Kornblatts and I are like that. 121 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,489 This must be costing a bundle. 122 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:23,391 Alan can afford it. 123 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:25,125 You do know who he is, right? 124 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:26,293 Barry said he's a cardiologist. 125 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:28,396 That's basically a side business. 126 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:32,500 No, all of this was paid for by Yogurt Whimsy. 127 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:34,101 The place next to Super Cuts? 128 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,836 And Crown Books and Kay-Bee Toys, 129 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:38,406 and a dozen other locations throughout North Jersey. 130 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:41,274 He's even hinted there may be franchise opportunities 131 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:42,976 for a few select close friends. 132 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,545 You like frozen yogurt? 133 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:48,181 God, no. Nobody does except for fatties and 14-year-olds. 134 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:51,419 But I like money, and Alan likes me. 135 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:54,755 Yeah. And Skip. 136 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:58,025 Excuse me, David. 137 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,427 I have a reception to win. 138 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:00,994 Dr. Kornblatt, 139 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,930 beautiful day for some nuptials, isn't it? 140 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:04,798 Is that periwinkle blue? 141 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,166 Bold choice. 142 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:09,437 [chatter] 143 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:11,439 I'm never getting married, man. 144 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:12,640 Yeah? Why not? 145 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,042 Because it's, like, unnatural. 146 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:17,144 Humans aren't supposed to mate for life. 147 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,345 Says who? 148 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:20,113 - Monkey scientists. - Oh, yeah? 149 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:21,482 I read it somewhere. 150 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:22,816 Guess who funds their research. 151 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,453 - Who? - The American Bar Association, 152 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:27,254 that's who. Before lawyers came along, 153 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,057 the word "divorce" didn't even exist in the English language. 154 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,960 They invented the concept the same way Hallmark invented Mother's Day. 155 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,496 Hallmark invented Mother's Day? 156 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:37,130 Not even. 157 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:38,832 You are a schmuck. Hold my drink. 158 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,837 - Hey. - Hey. 159 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,973 I wanted to return your cassette. 160 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:48,876 Did you like it? 161 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:49,843 Oh, yeah. 162 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,480 - Awesome. - It's good. 163 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:54,915 - [chuckle] - [chuckle] 164 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:56,183 Uh... 165 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,888 Oh. That's pretty fancy. 166 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,089 Oh, yeah. 167 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,257 I've never been in one of those before. 168 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:05,693 - No? - Uh-uh. 169 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:12,065 Hey, come on. What are you doing? 170 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,302 - Come on, really? - Go ahead. 171 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:16,804 - No. - Go ahead. 172 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,739 - Really? - Get in. 173 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:22,342 - I'll get in trouble. - No, no. 174 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:23,644 Oh, my God. 175 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:25,813 Rizzo, be my lookout. 176 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:26,847 All right. 177 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:32,820 * You tell the ladies you're a freelance artist * 178 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:35,523 * Yeah, you're an artist, but not that kind * 179 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:36,990 * If you want it... * 180 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:40,694 Yeah. This is one more thing I can cross off my list: 181 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:42,563 get baked in the back of a limo. 182 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,732 * If you want it, you got it * 183 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,367 What about you? What's on your list? 184 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:49,202 I always thought it would be cool 185 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:50,938 to, like, start a cult. 186 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,272 Yeah. 187 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:53,741 That would. 188 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,811 Okay. Yeah, but really, what-- 189 00:07:57,878 --> 00:08:00,581 like, where do you see yourself in five years? 190 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,616 - Five years? - Yeah. 191 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:05,418 I mean, I-- I can hardly imagine myself 192 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:06,820 five months from now, 193 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:08,956 except that it'll be November, 194 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:11,859 so I'll probably need a sweater. 195 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:19,299 What else is on your list? 196 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:21,034 [cough] I don't know. 197 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:23,303 [cough] Normal stuff. 198 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:25,305 Get married, have kids. 199 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:27,174 Like, little LeFevres? 200 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,441 God, no. 201 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:30,110 - Really? - No. 202 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,278 You don't think you-- 203 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,846 you two will end up together? 204 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,081 No way. 205 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:37,384 [cough] For one thing, 206 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:38,752 Misty LeFevre sounds 207 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,588 like a Staten Island stripper. 208 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:41,922 [coughing] 209 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,191 Right? 210 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:46,459 Yeah. 211 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:48,295 Also, I'm also not going to make 212 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,897 the same mistake my ma did 213 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:52,733 and marry some jerk-off with 12 bucks to his name. 214 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,101 No? 215 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,335 No. 216 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:56,604 No, when I get married, 217 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:57,905 it's going to be to somebody rich 218 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:01,474 because I could get used to this. 219 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:03,110 Oh. 220 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,477 Yeah. 221 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,113 [chuckle] 222 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,682 Oh, please. I've been trying 223 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,918 to get this one to take a break for years. 224 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,821 Take a vacation, even a long weekend in the Hamptons. 225 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,488 But does he listen? No. 226 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:18,225 He's going to keep burning the candle at both ends 227 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,628 until he keels over his desk, just like his father. 228 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:21,695 All right. 229 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:22,763 So you think you got a shot 230 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,197 of taking the club championship 231 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:25,432 from Stan Fineberg this year? 232 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:26,734 I'm working on it. 233 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,202 That Fineberg's quite a competitor. 234 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,705 Oh, he's more than a competitor. 235 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:34,842 Dr. Fineberg is a miracle worker. 236 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:35,676 Mm. 237 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,510 Yeah. Nice work. 238 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:39,647 Beautiful affair, by the way. 239 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:41,782 Fucking Fineberg, man. 240 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,250 What the miracle is 241 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,985 is that he gets away with charging what he does. 242 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,187 Is it my imagination, or does she actually look worse? 243 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:51,191 Ehh. So you're saying you're not going to pay for my face lift? 244 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,661 I-- You don't need it. 245 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,863 Ah. Yet. 246 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,665 I'll tell you when you need it. 247 00:09:57,665 --> 00:10:00,167 Yes, I'm sure you will, and you will pay for it. 248 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,641 This is bullshit. 249 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,476 Careful, Nasser. 250 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,845 In a few years, these kids are going to be tipping you. 251 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,681 Oh, yeah? Here's a tip for you. 252 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:16,216 Kiss my sweet brown tuchus. 253 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,952 That means ass. 254 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,921 Thank you, Golda Meir. 255 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,224 Not going to finish your mac and cheese? 256 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,359 No, please go ahead. I've got business to attend to. 257 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:30,664 Dr. Kornblatt, is this a wonderful affair or what? 258 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:33,734 Hi, Amanda and Michael. It's the Gormans. 259 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:34,935 Deborah and Marvin. 260 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,804 From your mother's walking group. 261 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,739 We just want to wish you 262 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:43,711 a happy and healthy marriage full of love and laughter. 263 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,245 Oh, and if you don't like the plate warmer, 264 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,047 you can just take it back to Macy's. Wait, wait. 265 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,817 Hey, you two. Dale and Jean here. 266 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,384 My gosh, Amanda, 267 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:54,454 I don't think I've ever seen such a beautiful bride. 268 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,356 You're one lucky man, Mike. 269 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,058 But in all seriousness, 270 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:02,029 we want to wish you a long life full of happiness and joy. 271 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:06,499 And may all your ups and downs be between the sheets. 272 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:08,268 Amanda, 273 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,470 I can't believe you're already all grown up 274 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:12,072 and leaving the nest. 275 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,075 This is truly a bittersweet occasion 276 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:17,610 for your mother and father and I. 277 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:21,815 Just knowing that you're so happy 278 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:26,186 makes it a little bit easier to say goodbye. 279 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:35,062 ** [easy listening] 280 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:43,303 Male singer: * I feel so sad * 281 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:50,377 * Those never knew true love * 282 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:53,346 * So sad * 283 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,783 Say we take this up 50 notches. 284 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:59,152 * Those that's been hurt * 285 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,254 - [record scratches] - * By love... * 286 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,290 ** [salsa] 287 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:04,792 Nasser: Ho ho ho ho! 288 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,193 Everybody get up out of your seats, 289 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:08,195 and let's get this party started! 290 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,130 There is no wedding like a Kornblatt wedding 291 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,565 because a Kornblatt wedding, it never stops. 292 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:13,834 Come with me, ladies, please. 293 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,535 Oh, my God, now we're dancing. 294 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:16,703 Now we're definitely dancing. 295 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,038 Just loosen the hips. 296 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,008 Oh, she resists at first, 297 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,810 but then she is taken by the rhythm of the night. 298 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:25,378 And here-- Oh, my goodness, Where's your dance partner? 299 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,479 What happened to him? 300 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,181 * I'll tumble for ya * 301 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,482 * I'll tumble for ya * 302 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,583 Maybe a bit-- 303 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:31,885 * I'll tumble for ya * 304 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,854 * I'll tumble * 305 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:38,826 * I get a crazy feeling * 306 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:41,294 Oh yeah. Skip? Not a conga man? 307 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,730 * It's nothing that you do to me * 308 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,698 * It's nothing that you said * 309 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,334 * It's love in stereo * 310 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,635 Ooh! 311 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,603 Got to hurt a bit. Ooh! 312 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,205 * I'll be your baby * 313 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,842 * I'll be your score * 314 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,210 [cheering] 315 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,311 [chatter] 316 00:12:58,378 --> 00:12:59,947 - So wonderful. - Let's get the door here. 317 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,149 - ...for you. - Onwards and upwards. 318 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,117 To the first of many best days of your lives. 319 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,353 Have a wonderful honeymoon. Thank you so much. 320 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,855 [chatter] 321 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,559 Do you smell pot? 322 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,128 - [grunt] - Raah! 323 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,696 [chuckling] 324 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,298 Here you go, sir. 325 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:20,733 Call me Ganz. 326 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,302 Hello, Ganz. I'm Wheeler. 327 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:23,403 I know. 328 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,338 You do? 329 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,974 Mm-hmm. I've been asking around. 330 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,309 I hear you're the guy to talk to about... 331 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,477 scoring bud. 332 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,179 Right on. How much you need? 333 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,181 I'm not asking you to sell to me. 334 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,516 I'm asking you to sell for me. 335 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:39,586 Oh. You know, thanks, man, uh, 336 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,221 but I already have a supplier, 337 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,790 and his mom's kind of hot, so I like to go over there. 338 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,492 Not weed. 339 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:46,526 Huh? 340 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,264 Lots of deep pockets in this place. 341 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:55,102 Bankers, bond traders, bored housewives, 342 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,336 and every one of them's got a nose. 343 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,606 You could clear 3 G's a week easy. 344 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:03,676 I don't know, man. 345 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:04,912 You know what? 346 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,615 Think about it. Give me a call. 347 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,584 "Press pound after the tone"? 348 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,786 What happens after I press pound? 349 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:17,424 It sends the message to this. 350 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,260 Oh. Whoa. 351 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,062 You're Batman. 352 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,334 What's up, sweet cheeks? 353 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,637 Mm. Let me have a couple of cognacs, please. 354 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,305 I have to get another bottle. 355 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,074 All right. Well, get a move on, please. 356 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:36,676 I don't like to keep Dr. Kornblatt waiting. 357 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,145 And you're sure about this? 358 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,647 Could hear from the Feds any day. 359 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,815 Well, that's-- that's fantastic. 360 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,251 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 361 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:48,121 Seriously, you and Margaret can go buy a small island. 362 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,991 She's got her eye on Manhattan. [laughing] 363 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,326 Seriously, this is what we call fuck-you money. 364 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,427 Good. 365 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,029 Because there are a lot of people 366 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,965 to whom I'd like to say "Fuck you." 367 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,132 Well, go get 'em. 368 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,368 Starting with this guy. 369 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,535 Hey, Al, 370 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,636 fuck you. 371 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,143 Good afternoon, Mr. Getty. 372 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,778 Nasser, how are you? 373 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,146 Lovely affair we're having here. 374 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,048 Yes, it is. Yes, it is. 375 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,516 Who's that, uh, 376 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,784 rather distinguished-looking gentleman 377 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:18,851 you were speaking with? 378 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,320 Old friend of mine 379 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:24,124 who is about to become a very wealthy man. 380 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:26,994 Uh, oh? 381 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:27,995 Mm-hmm. 382 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,629 Uh, yeah. 383 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:34,267 The company he founded has a new drug coming to market. 384 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,802 It's supposed to be for arthritis, 385 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,037 but turns out to be 386 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,638 only slightly less effective than aspirin. 387 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,042 So what's so special about it? 388 00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,744 It grows hair. 389 00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:47,114 Like on your head? 390 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,749 Everywhere. But you can shave. 391 00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,851 FDA's supposed to approve it any day, 392 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,253 and when it does, 393 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,689 his company's stock is going to-- pow. 394 00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:01,028 And, uh, what might the name of the company be? 395 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,500 That's a good try, Nasser. 396 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:11,271 You know, I could offer you some free lessons. 397 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,673 It's about what they're worth. 398 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,675 That was needlessly cruel. 399 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,210 I don't know about needless. 400 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,046 - You, uh-- - Hmm? 401 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,848 Mr. Getty, I-- I was merely trying 402 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,083 to follow your advice 403 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,684 on getting into the stock market. 404 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,753 Buying and selling securities 405 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,555 based on privileged information, 406 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:32,092 that's a crime. That's called insider trading. 407 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,427 People go to jail for that. 408 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,364 Oh, so you're not actually going 409 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,432 to take advantage of your friend's tip? 410 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,505 Mm. Mm. 411 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,074 You're funny. 412 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,308 - Yeah? - You're funny. 413 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:51,078 Good, good. Funny is good. 414 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,480 Just trying to get a laugh there. 415 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,100 What are you doing out here? 416 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,636 What's it look like? 417 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:20,107 I couldn't spend another minute in there. 418 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,243 You don't like weddings? 419 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,011 They're the worst. 420 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:27,414 They're so boring, 421 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,716 especially when you're by yourself. 422 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,453 Why didn't you bring your, uh, boyfriend? 423 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,754 Who? 424 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,123 The, uh, older guy? 425 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,624 Your dad's business associate? 426 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,693 Martin? 427 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,495 He's not my boyfriend. 428 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:46,366 I don't have boyfriends. 429 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:54,141 Do you know anything about the stars? 430 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:57,144 Uh, not really. 431 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,146 Everything looks like a dipper to me. 432 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,150 I wish they offered astronomy at my school. 433 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,152 Where do you go? 434 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:07,053 Sarah Lawrence. 435 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,021 You like it there? 436 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:14,161 Um, my studio classes are okay. 437 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,429 Some of the people are a little bit fake, 438 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,865 but then so are people everywhere. 439 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,168 Ah. I hear you. 440 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:24,804 I mean, those flower girls? Total frauds. 441 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,175 Are you making fun of me? 442 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,909 Yeah. I believe I am, yeah. 443 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:32,279 Wow. 444 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,547 Don't get me wet. I'm working. 445 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,583 Yeah. I noticed. 446 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,285 You're, uh... 447 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,920 you're quite the Renaissance man, 448 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:44,191 teaching tennis, filming weddings, 449 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,493 studying art history. 450 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,562 Is there anything you can't do? 451 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,863 Math. 452 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,599 [chuckling] That's fine. 453 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,334 Everybody's terrible at math, 454 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:57,704 except, like, physicists and astronomers. 455 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,672 Or accounting majors. 456 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,009 Y-- 457 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,844 Seriously? 458 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,746 You sound surprised. 459 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:07,914 [chuckle] 460 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,217 It's pretty much the last thing 461 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,484 I would have guessed. 462 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,952 Why? 463 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,254 You just don't-- You don't strike me 464 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,456 as the numbers crunching type. 465 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,525 You have the wrong face. 466 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,560 What kind of face do I have? 467 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,495 [laughing] I don't know. I-- 468 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,531 What the hell is going on here? 469 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,899 Your mother and I are ready to go. 470 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,701 - Get your things. - David and I were just having a chat. 471 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:29,836 - Now. - Okay. 472 00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,572 Let's go. 473 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,477 - Cover yourself. - I-- 474 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,546 Dad, I'm not a child. 475 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:42,382 No. You're still my child. 476 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:54,261 How many fucking jobs do you have around here? 477 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:56,162 Just two. 478 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:58,365 Saving up for a car? 479 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:01,501 No. Uh, I want to get a place in the city. 480 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,370 I thought you go to NYU. 481 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,605 Yeah. I commute. 482 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:11,811 I caddied. 483 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:17,083 All through high school and college. 484 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:18,351 - Really? - Yep. 485 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,853 I washed dishes, too. 486 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,990 Not here. Another club. 487 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,996 I think we had different stars back then. 488 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,402 That was 30 years ago. 489 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,937 Feels like five minutes. 490 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,008 I should probably be getting back. 491 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,912 Yeah. 492 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:54,387 - [laughing] - I kept seeing these multiple invoices. 493 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,755 And the guy had the nerve 494 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,557 to double bill me on the shipment. 495 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,359 Needless to say, we no longer purchase 496 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,861 our chocolate jimmies from that asshole. 497 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,396 [laughing] 498 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,697 Here you are, Alan. 499 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,999 A little cognac for you this evening. 500 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,635 Thanks, Nasser. 501 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,470 And please raise a glass, if you've got one, 502 00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:14,006 to Amanda. May she birth you several grandsons. 503 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:17,777 May they take after her and not that schmuck she married. 504 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,879 [laughing] 505 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,482 Yes, schmuck, yes. 506 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,050 Honey, we should get going. 507 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,352 We should go. 508 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,019 This has been a heck of a lot of fun. 509 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:30,357 Nasser, thank you for making a night of it. 510 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,825 Oh, the pleasure is all mine. 511 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:36,162 It's not every day one gets to share such a special occasion 512 00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:37,964 with such a dear friend. 513 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,633 I should give you my card. 514 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,670 Oh, certainly. I would be very eager 515 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:44,904 to discuss the many intricacies 516 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,373 of the frozen dessert business. 517 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:47,540 It's the gold Seville. 518 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:50,176 Can you have them bring it around? 519 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,078 I got to hit the head. 520 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,486 Hello. I'm Orville Redenbacher. 521 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:00,953 With my famous gourmet popping corn. 522 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,855 And my gourmet microwave popping corn 523 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,824 in handy pop-and-serve bags. 524 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:07,694 My special kernels pop lighter and fluffier than other corn. 525 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,762 So do mine. Just pop it in the microwave... 526 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,063 - There he is. - Hey. 527 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,832 Then pop it in your mouth. 528 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:14,200 Where's Mom? 529 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:15,702 Ah, she's having a girls' night 530 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,169 with some of her lady friends. 531 00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:18,405 You're just in time. They're having 532 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:20,607 a Sergio Leone movie marathon. 533 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:24,076 Up next, Once Upon a Time in America, 534 00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:26,278 with De Niro playing a Jew. 535 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,481 Come on. Sit down. It's been forever 536 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:30,617 since we had a guys only movie night. 537 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:31,551 Sure. 538 00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:34,987 Hey, how about some snacks, huh? 539 00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:40,159 Your mother thinks she has this drawer booby trapped. 540 00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:44,497 But she forgets that I was in Korea, 541 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:46,098 and I think I have it cracked. 542 00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:49,135 Now, don't you say a word, 543 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,103 or she'll kill me. 544 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:05,952 I'll tell you how it ends. 545 00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,511 * Cold sweat * 546 00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:06,513 * Heat vision * 547 00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:08,180 * Dream cream * 548 00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:10,517 * Nocturnal emission * 549 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:12,384 * Going to run * 550 00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:14,420 * A flash fever * 551 00:24:14,521 --> 00:24:15,755 * Mercury rising * 552 00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:18,257 * Up the thermometer * 553 00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:21,794 * Hot mama, draw me a bath * 554 00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:23,295 * We'll splish and splash * 555 00:24:23,362 --> 00:24:25,798 * And sweep the spot through the cracks * 556 00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,800 * Here comes the heat * 557 00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:29,001 * Here comes the sweat * 558 00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:31,538 * Coming down with something * 559 00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:33,773 * That'll leave you wet * 560 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,843 * Sex flu, got me scratchin' the itch * 561 00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:42,749 * Sex flu, like a son of a bitch * 562 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:45,552 * Sex flu, feel my temperature rise * 563 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:50,590 * In between your thighs *