1 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,605 - So i was thinking this weekend, 2 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:09,941 We go to zippieri's for dinner and then go hit that 3 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:12,577 New indoor free-fall skydiving place. 4 00:00:12,578 --> 00:00:15,447 I'd love to see how you'd deal with all that flipping around 5 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:17,482 After a fresh plate of spaghetti bolognese, old man. 6 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:21,953 Ok, her i understand, but you? 7 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,989 It's a brand new world, kid. 8 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:26,490 I'm actually dating from the privacy of my own home. 9 00:00:26,492 --> 00:00:29,093 Wow. I'm in free fall already. 10 00:00:29,095 --> 00:00:32,863 It's called december date, and it's for people of a particular vintage. 11 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,267 You're not virtual dating too, are you? 12 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:38,102 My generation doesn't date. I like the sounds of that. 13 00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:40,372 We hang out independently in groups of guys and girls. 14 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:42,440 And then, through the magic of social media, 15 00:00:42,441 --> 00:00:44,441 We "accidentally" meet up in packs. 16 00:00:44,444 --> 00:00:46,511 Let's go, kiddo. 17 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:50,848 Bye, dad. Have a good day, honey. 18 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:54,252 Hey. On my estimation, it's been about a half century 19 00:00:54,253 --> 00:00:56,253 Since you went on a first date with mom. 20 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:59,390 Slow and steady wins the race. 21 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,625 Yeah. 22 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:04,395 Let's hope. 23 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:11,001 My dad's on a dating website, jules is running 24 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:13,572 With a teen wolf pack. Did spring come early this year? 25 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,708 It's a lonely world out there. Everyone wants a cuddle buddy. 26 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:18,776 I guess you've got that covered, 27 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:22,380 Miss say-it-with-leather 2016. How is your mystery man, anyway? 28 00:01:22,381 --> 00:01:25,417 Have you figured out why you're so obsessed with who's dating whom? 29 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,819 I get the sense you're about to tell me. 30 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:31,322 Maybe... You're in a slump? 31 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:34,358 Nothing like laughter to brighten my day. Thank you. 32 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:36,894 Happens to everyone now and then, you know. 33 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:40,764 How long has it been? What's a dry spell for matt shade? 34 00:01:40,766 --> 00:01:43,067 Can we keep the investigation focused on our client? 35 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:45,169 She's not just a client; vanessa's a friend. 36 00:01:45,171 --> 00:01:48,405 Yeah, i know. I looked her up. Big-time architect. Very impressive. 37 00:01:48,407 --> 00:01:50,274 She's completely a self-made woman. 38 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:52,243 I helped with her divorce case last year. 39 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,078 Found proof her husband was cheating on her. 40 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:56,680 So why's she calling now? That's what's strange. 41 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:59,250 She didn't sound like herself at all on the phone. 42 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:01,987 All she would say was to come quickly. 43 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:05,256 I'll call the police and have you charged with theft! 44 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:08,058 Please, stop it. Ok, i'm sorry, i'm sorry. 45 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:10,261 Look, there's been a mistake. Let me make some calls 46 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:12,296 And get this straightened out. Please! 47 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:15,132 You can't just take it! Please, my god. 48 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,601 Vanessa, what's going on? They stole it. 49 00:02:17,603 --> 00:02:20,304 They stole my whole life. 50 00:02:23,876 --> 00:02:27,044 Identity theft? Apparently it was a two- phase plan. They got a hold 51 00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:30,147 Of my passwords somehow and set up phantom credit cards 52 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:32,951 In my name. Made a few small purchases 53 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:34,952 To see if i'd catch on. You didn't. 54 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:37,821 No. Once they learned they were in the clear, 55 00:02:37,823 --> 00:02:40,024 They set up multiple lines of credit against my house 56 00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:43,927 And made huge withdrawals. That's when the bank called. 57 00:02:43,929 --> 00:02:46,331 Aren't the banks insured against things like this? 58 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:48,332 That's only if your credit cards are stolen. 59 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:50,234 The thieves stole my passwords. 60 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:52,303 So the banks can't prove you didn't do it all yourself. 61 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:55,439 No. They're saying i'm on the hook for seven figures. 62 00:02:55,441 --> 00:02:58,475 What am i gonna do? Everything's going to be ok. 63 00:02:58,477 --> 00:03:01,578 Trust me, i've been there before. 64 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:03,781 My ex-manager cleaned me out. 65 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:06,350 Did you talk to the police? 66 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,352 They say they don't have the resources 67 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,588 For this kind of crime. They did tell me that most of the money 68 00:03:10,589 --> 00:03:12,589 Was used to purchase rare coins. 69 00:03:12,591 --> 00:03:14,758 That's a hell of a way to pad your coin collection. 70 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:18,028 The thief flew to miami, new york, colorado to buy them. 71 00:03:18,030 --> 00:03:21,031 First class. I've seen it before. 72 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,468 The biggest obstacle that scammers face is converting 73 00:03:23,469 --> 00:03:26,370 Credit to cash, so they buy high-value items to resell. 74 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,139 Coins don't attract attention. You toss a million dollar coin 75 00:03:29,141 --> 00:03:31,375 In the tray at airport security and nobody looks twice. 76 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:35,145 What about your routine? Anything changed there? 77 00:03:35,147 --> 00:03:37,781 I work 80 hours a week. There's no room for change. 78 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:39,650 Anyone new in your life recently? 79 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:42,619 You know how it is, angie. Running your own business, there's no time. 80 00:03:42,621 --> 00:03:44,521 We're going to find out who did this. Ok? 81 00:03:44,523 --> 00:03:47,559 Thank you. Just excuse me for a sec. 82 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,064 I've worked high-level identity theft cases before. 83 00:03:54,066 --> 00:03:56,300 It's brutal. You mentioned an ex-husband. 84 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:58,802 You think this is personal? Let's start with him, 85 00:03:58,804 --> 00:04:00,871 Check for proof of lavish spending lately. 86 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:03,006 Follow the money trail. And hope. 87 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:48,119 So why am i the one going through her ex-husband's trash? 88 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,321 Your first dumpster dive! It's a time-honoured tradition. 89 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:53,458 Ugh. Is this really necessary? Trust me. Everyone throws out 90 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,461 Their secrets with the trash. There's two dozen units 91 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,463 In this building. We're never going to find anything. 92 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,465 Oh, it's disgusting! 93 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:03,034 Ok, well, you can get out now, anyway. 94 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,403 You sure? 95 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:07,939 Yeah. I found this in the third bag you threw over. 96 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,941 Why didn't you tell me? I wanted to be 97 00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:12,644 Absolutely sure. 98 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:16,347 It's a car detailing receipt 99 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:18,983 Made out to a dean barnwell. 100 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,319 2016 porsche panamera. 101 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:24,889 you mean like that one? 102 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:27,826 Oh, my god, it's him. 103 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,793 We need to hide! If he sees me, he'll get suspicious. 104 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:31,796 He doesn't know me. 105 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:34,666 Karma is a fickle mistress. 106 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,936 Shut up and give me a boost. 107 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:40,371 Watch out for the-- ew! 108 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:55,420 What's all this? You know, the raccoons 109 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:58,323 Get bigger every year. You might wanna get a new parking spot. 110 00:05:58,325 --> 00:06:01,993 Hey, that's a sweet ride. You get a chance to open her up yet? 111 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:05,463 Uh, its top speed's 285, but i chicken out around 240. 112 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:09,000 Yeah, i got a'69 911t myself. My ex-wife would freak out 113 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:11,002 If she ever caught me in anything like this. 114 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:14,204 Luckily mine doesn't know. How'd you manage that? 115 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,474 My ex was all over me. Even hired a private detective 116 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:18,476 To follow me around. Mine too. 117 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:22,180 And like a dumbass, she caught me cheating. Ruined my life. 118 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:24,682 Wow. Well, things can't be that bad. 119 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:28,319 I lease it. I can barely keep up the payments. 120 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:30,288 Well, see you. 121 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,190 Do you ever think about trying to get back together 122 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:34,292 With her? Your ex? 123 00:06:34,293 --> 00:06:36,894 Sure, but she's back out there already. 124 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:40,365 She's apparently been dating again, with a vengeance. 125 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:43,768 Wasted no time. Take it easy. 126 00:06:43,769 --> 00:06:46,304 Hey, you too. 127 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,379 There's nothing in your ex-husband's financial records 128 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:56,814 That indicates he had anything to do with this. 129 00:06:56,816 --> 00:06:59,484 In fact, he's pretty much broke. 130 00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:02,654 He did say you were seeing people again. Is that true? 131 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:05,490 About a thousand creditors. So you haven't been dating? 132 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:07,625 I wish. 133 00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:09,761 A friend and i did go 134 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,996 On a speed-dating event about four months ago. 135 00:07:11,998 --> 00:07:13,831 Where was that? The company was called 136 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:16,234 Constellations. I'm sorry, i totally forgot. 137 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:18,502 But i didn't go out on any dates after that. 138 00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:20,772 Speed-dating still works the way i think it does, right? 139 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,707 A bunch of guys sit across from you 140 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:25,109 For a couple of minutes each? Ask you as many personal 141 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,579 Questions as they can, as fast as they can? 142 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:31,281 Oh, my god. You think i set myself up? 143 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:35,219 Just give us a ballpark. How many guys are we talking about? 144 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:38,222 Welcome to constellations. 145 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:40,224 My name is enrique villanova. 146 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:43,194 I want to congratulate you on making the first step 147 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:45,296 Toward a happier, more fulfilled life. 148 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,535 Well, vanessa picked a popular dating company. 149 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:53,037 So a lot of guys then. 150 00:07:53,038 --> 00:07:55,340 If our thief is swimming in these waters... 151 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:57,609 I think we're diving in. 152 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:05,015 So how honest should we be on this speed-dating questionnaire? 153 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,250 Honest-ish. It's kinda genius, 154 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:09,654 Using speed-dating. You grill someone for two minutes, 155 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,923 It comes off as interest. Meanwhile, you're learning 156 00:08:11,924 --> 00:08:14,726 First pet, favourite movie, 157 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,961 Even mother's maiden name. What are you putting down 158 00:08:16,962 --> 00:08:18,962 As a profession? Urban planner. 159 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:22,399 It's close to architect. I'm trying to emulate vanessa's profile as much as possible. 160 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:24,469 Smart. What about you? 161 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:26,571 Owner of a sports memorabilia company. 162 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:28,438 Not the sexiest... 163 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:31,274 Hey, i could put down pet food taster and i'd still be catnip. 164 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:34,445 So you are using this to break your slump. Nothing here to break, sister. 165 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:37,215 And i'm starting to wonder if that "stride of pride" of yours 166 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:40,918 Was all front. Oh... You still frustrated that you don't know who it is? 167 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:43,254 People in slumps are frustrated. Ergo, 168 00:08:43,255 --> 00:08:45,923 I'm not frustrated at all. Ok. 169 00:08:45,924 --> 00:08:48,192 Favourite music... 170 00:08:48,193 --> 00:08:50,193 Remember, this is a vulnerable step for people. 171 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,596 So i'd go with something empathetic, like... 172 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:54,599 Sarah mclachlan. 173 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:57,735 Sarah mclachlan... 174 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,214 Hey, honey! What's the rush? 175 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,984 I've got to get dressed. I got a date tonight with 20 women. 176 00:09:15,654 --> 00:09:17,889 Ok. 177 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:21,625 What's going on? I just teed one up for you. You let it go. 178 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:24,995 I was wrong. Wow, that's a first. 179 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,532 Apparently, my generation does go on dates. 180 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:31,335 Liam just asked me out. On a date. 181 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:33,738 I don't even know what "on a date" means. Do i have to act 182 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,740 Differently? Do i have to worry about what i'm wearing? 183 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:37,774 I'm sure i'll worry enough for the both of us. 184 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:39,911 Where's this date happening? He wants to take me 185 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,312 To symphony star trek at the planetarium. 186 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:45,082 No, no. The planetarium is out. 187 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:48,019 Planetariums are for making out. No one looks at the stars! 188 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:50,855 Well, not looking is a given. We're going for the music. 189 00:09:50,856 --> 00:09:53,825 No. Honey, this is moving way too fast for me. 190 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:56,627 You know, dad, i could have used some real advice here. 191 00:09:56,629 --> 00:10:00,197 But i'm glad we got your feelings on the subject straightened out. 192 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,433 Honey, honey, honey. Look, i'm sorry. 193 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:06,504 It's just... I'm used to being the liam in this situation. 194 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:09,841 When is this date happening? 195 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:11,875 You can't tail us! 196 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:21,486 How can we guarantee the thief's going to be here? 197 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,988 We can't, but it's the only speed-dating event this month. 198 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:26,090 Ooh, i'll take one of those. 199 00:10:26,091 --> 00:10:29,293 It may be speed-dating, but they know how to do it up right. 200 00:10:29,294 --> 00:10:31,763 Yep. 201 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:34,966 Did you pick up that eating technique at finishing school? 202 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,168 I missed dinner. 203 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:40,104 Is there something on my face? 204 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,976 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. 205 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:49,480 Before you take your seats, let's review the rules. 206 00:10:49,481 --> 00:10:52,784 You'll have two minutes to connect with each person 207 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,952 Before the bell rings and you move on. 208 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:57,188 So what's your plan? I'm gonna trick our thief 209 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,690 Into overplaying his hand. How will you know 210 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,625 When someone's a suspect? Identity thieves, 211 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,995 They feed on the minutia of your life and schedule. 212 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,764 If someone's overly interested in my personal trivia, 213 00:11:06,765 --> 00:11:09,033 I'll get a second date request from them. 214 00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:12,068 Just like that? Candy from a baby. 215 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:14,806 ...You can "ping" anyone you wish via our app. 216 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:18,576 The ping comes with our patented emoji, requesting a date. 217 00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:21,645 Be open, 218 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,781 And love will find you. 219 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:26,250 Now please take your seats. 220 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:28,586 Meanwhile, i'm looking for victims of identity theft. 221 00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:30,922 Meaning i have to find a way to ask these ladies 222 00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:33,157 About their financial history without looking like a creep. 223 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:37,028 Which should be a cinch. Unless you're in a slump? 224 00:11:39,164 --> 00:11:41,264 20 bucks says i get more dates off of this than you. 225 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:44,402 I don't want your money. 50? Done. 226 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:54,169 Ladies and gentlemen, time to get speed-dating! 227 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,738 How about this? Instead of leading with our strengths, 228 00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:59,808 We could do something completely crazy. 229 00:11:59,810 --> 00:12:02,377 Like, um... Arm-wrestle? 230 00:12:02,379 --> 00:12:05,948 Or we could talk about the worst thing that's ever happened to us. 231 00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:08,817 I'll go first. My manager stole all my money. 232 00:12:08,819 --> 00:12:11,153 All of it? Every last dime. 233 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:15,357 So what's the money issue? I'd love to help with it, 234 00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:18,427 Or with anything at all. I'm debating taking my company 235 00:12:18,429 --> 00:12:21,463 Public, but i'm not sure i want the oversight. Call me crazy-- 236 00:12:21,465 --> 00:12:23,465 You're crazy. 237 00:12:23,467 --> 00:12:25,467 I mean, you asked me to call you that, right? I don't actually 238 00:12:25,469 --> 00:12:27,669 Mean you're crazy. I think you're amazing. 239 00:12:27,671 --> 00:12:31,640 I'm blowing this. I am blowing this, aren't i? Oh, crap. 240 00:12:31,642 --> 00:12:33,709 Your turn. Ok. 241 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:36,578 My dad shot my dog. That's terrible. 242 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:39,081 For eating his hoagie. 243 00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:41,750 Bang. 244 00:12:41,752 --> 00:12:45,220 Ping me? 245 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,055 How much money did your manager take? 246 00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:50,425 I lost everything. Anything like that ever happen to you? 247 00:12:50,427 --> 00:12:53,562 Ugh. If i lost everything, i'd be a complete mess. 248 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,764 Surprisingly, it's not the end of the world. 249 00:12:55,766 --> 00:12:58,000 Way to put on a brave face. 250 00:12:58,002 --> 00:13:00,202 A cute, brave face. 251 00:13:00,204 --> 00:13:02,337 I don't think it's wrong talking about money on a date. 252 00:13:02,339 --> 00:13:04,773 My cfo is worried about security, but i guess that's-- 253 00:13:04,775 --> 00:13:06,742 How much money are we talking about? 254 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,411 A very healthy sum. Why? 255 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:12,080 I've got a kickstarter campaign for a zombie repellent. 256 00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:13,949 Cool. 257 00:13:13,951 --> 00:13:16,351 Do you want to know why all your money was stolen 258 00:13:16,353 --> 00:13:18,720 By your ex-manager? You bet i do. 259 00:13:18,722 --> 00:13:21,123 It's because you haven't given yourself over to him. 260 00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:24,026 Completely. Him... 261 00:13:24,028 --> 00:13:26,595 Satan? And you know what else? 262 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:29,031 People think believing in the occult means you can't 263 00:13:29,033 --> 00:13:31,867 Have a fun social life. Not true. 264 00:13:31,869 --> 00:13:33,802 He will strip away false desire 265 00:13:33,804 --> 00:13:35,771 And satisfy only the needs that matter. 266 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:40,208 Well, i don't know much about pagan rituals, 267 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:43,579 But i like what i've heard. 268 00:13:43,581 --> 00:13:46,949 I mean, i don't usually like to talk about my financials-- 269 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,951 Wow. Beautiful, smart, savvy and funny? 270 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,753 You're the whole package. And i know packages. 271 00:13:51,755 --> 00:13:54,323 As a lawyer, i mean. 272 00:13:54,325 --> 00:13:57,225 Corporate lawyer. Bay street lawyer. 273 00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:59,828 So you're a lawyer. Either that or medical school. 274 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:08,637 Why are you calling me? 275 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,639 My date recognized me. 276 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,808 She thinks all pro hockey players are players... 277 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,811 ...Which makes sense, because we are. How's it going? 278 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,447 It's not going anywhere because i'm talking to you! 279 00:14:18,449 --> 00:14:22,150 Well, have at it. Oh, fyi, i'm crushing it. 280 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,152 Hanging up now. I'm crushing it too. 281 00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:27,656 Sorry. No problem. Jeremy. 282 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:30,158 Angie. So what do you do for a living? 283 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,061 Oh, i own an ad agency. 284 00:14:33,063 --> 00:14:35,063 It's mostly web-based. 285 00:14:35,065 --> 00:14:36,932 But talking about our jobs is just so boring. 286 00:14:36,934 --> 00:14:39,234 Ad agency. You must be 287 00:14:39,236 --> 00:14:42,037 Terrifically visual and very organized. 288 00:14:42,039 --> 00:14:44,039 I guess. Probably really great 289 00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:48,276 At managing money. I'm hopeless. I'm worse, trust me. 290 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:51,780 did you grow up in toronto? 291 00:14:51,782 --> 00:14:53,882 What can that teach you about me? 292 00:14:53,884 --> 00:14:57,052 I only have two minutes. Less. 293 00:14:57,054 --> 00:15:00,055 Ok, yeah. I grew up here. Downtown. Cool. High school? 294 00:15:00,057 --> 00:15:02,557 Jarvis. Favourite subject? 295 00:15:02,559 --> 00:15:04,559 English. Pet? 296 00:15:04,561 --> 00:15:06,561 Like... First pet? 297 00:15:06,563 --> 00:15:09,364 A cat. Mittens. 298 00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:12,234 No way! I had a cat named mittens. 299 00:15:12,236 --> 00:15:14,736 What a crazy coincidence. 300 00:15:14,738 --> 00:15:18,840 This is so much better than talking about money, isn't it? 301 00:15:18,842 --> 00:15:21,143 You're so right. Can i tell you a secret? 302 00:15:21,145 --> 00:15:24,646 I think it's so boring when people wait until the third date before they-- 303 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,487 Right. Forgot about this. Is this where we act like 304 00:15:32,489 --> 00:15:35,490 We're really into each other? So we make other people jealous. Good idea. 305 00:15:35,492 --> 00:15:39,261 Ok. You go first. Ok. Your ex-manager. 306 00:15:39,263 --> 00:15:43,265 What exactly happened there? We'd need more 307 00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:45,600 Than two minutes to get through that story. 308 00:15:45,602 --> 00:15:48,270 Fine. Gimme the spiel. The spiel? 309 00:15:48,272 --> 00:15:51,073 What would matt shade's closing arguments be 310 00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,709 If this were a real date? 311 00:15:53,711 --> 00:15:56,611 I know we've just met, 312 00:15:56,613 --> 00:15:59,381 And i know i'm only getting 10 percent, 313 00:15:59,383 --> 00:16:02,751 But that 10 percent in my corner? 314 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,454 There's nothing i couldn't do. 315 00:16:05,456 --> 00:16:08,457 And there's nothing i wouldn't do 316 00:16:08,459 --> 00:16:11,226 To earn just five percent more. 317 00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:17,899 And that is why i'm crushing it. 318 00:16:19,903 --> 00:16:22,804 oh! Got another one. 319 00:16:22,806 --> 00:16:24,840 can you call me? 320 00:16:24,842 --> 00:16:26,975 I think my phone is busted. It's ok if you didn't get 321 00:16:26,977 --> 00:16:29,611 Any date requests. Women are tough nuts to crack. 322 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,948 Did you sandbag me with that whole sarah mclachlan thing? 323 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,484 What immense pleasure would i get from that? 324 00:16:35,486 --> 00:16:37,619 And they haven't seen our profiles yet. 325 00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:40,789 Or are you right? Am i in a slump? 326 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,325 Oh, come on. I was just kidding. 327 00:16:43,327 --> 00:16:45,293 it's really starting to pile up. 328 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,295 Let's go grab vanessa and see if she recognizes 329 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,464 Any of these guys. You go ahead. 330 00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,399 I'm going to take a little detour. 331 00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:54,035 Self-help book? Good for you, shade. 332 00:16:54,037 --> 00:16:56,271 It's for my daughter. 333 00:16:56,273 --> 00:16:58,440 I know it is. 334 00:16:58,442 --> 00:17:00,642 I'll put it on vibrate. 335 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,980 That's not helping. 336 00:17:13,023 --> 00:17:15,423 Teenagers. They are the ultimate challenge. 337 00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,726 Yeah. 338 00:17:17,728 --> 00:17:19,895 Sign language? 339 00:17:19,897 --> 00:17:22,531 My teenage nephew is deaf 340 00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:25,066 And i'm pretty sure he's swearing at me in sign, 341 00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:28,804 So i hope to blow his mind with this. 342 00:17:28,806 --> 00:17:31,540 That looks dangerous. Trust me, it is. 343 00:17:33,544 --> 00:17:35,544 So, your teenager? A daughter. 344 00:17:35,546 --> 00:17:38,380 14. Actually, she's legally blind. 345 00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:40,982 Brave girl, i imagine. 346 00:17:40,984 --> 00:17:42,984 Sometimes i worry too brave for her own good. 347 00:17:42,986 --> 00:17:45,120 That can only happen when children feel secure 348 00:17:45,122 --> 00:17:47,122 In their home life. 349 00:17:47,124 --> 00:17:49,891 That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me in a while. 350 00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:59,367 Sorry, i normally make it a rule 351 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:03,505 To not just stand and stare at people like an idiot. 352 00:18:03,507 --> 00:18:05,807 It's ok. I normally make it a rule 353 00:18:05,809 --> 00:18:08,643 Not to interrupt people in bookstores 354 00:18:08,645 --> 00:18:10,645 When they are reading. 355 00:18:10,647 --> 00:18:14,916 But sometimes it's fun to break your rules, no? 356 00:18:14,918 --> 00:18:17,519 Matt. 357 00:18:17,521 --> 00:18:20,522 Sylvie. 358 00:18:20,524 --> 00:18:22,557 Good luck with your daughter, matt. 359 00:18:24,528 --> 00:18:28,496 Sylvie? Would you be interested in getting together 360 00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:31,266 Over coffee and discussing more about teenagers... 361 00:18:31,268 --> 00:18:33,935 Or any other subject you want? 362 00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:38,773 Lady's choice? Definitely. 363 00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,320 Don't lose the bookmark. 364 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,195 And... Ping! 365 00:19:00,197 --> 00:19:02,397 Recognize any of these people? 366 00:19:05,402 --> 00:19:07,736 I remember this guy from my speed-dating event. 367 00:19:07,738 --> 00:19:10,505 Ken barnes. He's a doctor. 368 00:19:10,507 --> 00:19:12,574 He told me he was a lawyer. 369 00:19:12,576 --> 00:19:14,709 Add him to the suspect list. 370 00:19:14,711 --> 00:19:16,711 I honestly think the worst part of this 371 00:19:16,713 --> 00:19:18,747 Is never being able to trust anyone again. 372 00:19:18,749 --> 00:19:22,450 Angie doesn't trust anyone already, so that's the only part for her. 373 00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,452 One of life's little efficiencies. 374 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:27,455 So how do we get this guy? He'll slip up eventually. 375 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,891 They always do. Here's another one 376 00:19:29,893 --> 00:19:33,028 Of your pings. Look where he's been in the last month. 377 00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:35,397 Miami, new york, colorado. 378 00:19:35,399 --> 00:19:38,266 The same cities the id thief bought the rare coins. 379 00:19:38,268 --> 00:19:42,137 Jeremy cairns. 380 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,306 Rosedale address. Nice digs. 381 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,308 Do you recognize him? 382 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,344 Maybe... So jeremy cairns thinks 383 00:19:49,346 --> 00:19:51,413 You're an easy mark. What's our next move? 384 00:19:51,415 --> 00:19:53,515 You look into doctor slash lawyer ken. 385 00:19:53,517 --> 00:19:55,750 And... 386 00:19:55,752 --> 00:19:57,719 I've got a date with an identity thief. 387 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,901 - I understand you need me to be a different kind of parent 388 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,270 In different situations. 389 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,605 Sometimes you need me to be a confidant. 390 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:11,341 And other times, you need me to be a... 391 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,813 Uh... 392 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,815 Other... 393 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:25,756 "cheerleader." other times you need me to be a cheerleader. 394 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:33,030 Hey. I still think i should be out there with you in the field. 395 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,632 We're looking for an identity thief, not a serial killer. 396 00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:38,102 I've got this. We could put a wire on you 397 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:40,137 And i could follow behind, listening. 398 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:43,240 Does this scenario involve you helping me put on a wire? 399 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,743 It's hard to do solo. 400 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:49,379 Stake out ken so you can figure out what he really does for a living. 401 00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:52,382 Ok. You call if you need backup. Or help with a zipper. 402 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:58,489 Hey! How do i look? 403 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,491 What, are you going to a funeral? 404 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:03,060 get the door. 405 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,566 Liam. Hi, sir. 406 00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:11,902 Well, come on in. Thank you. 407 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:17,407 So. Graduating from study buddy, huh? 408 00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:20,010 Ha, yeah. Hey, liam. Tell me about 409 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,479 Your mother. Three things. My mom? 410 00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,414 Yeah. Um... 411 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,517 She's really smart. She works at a research council 412 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,486 As an epidemiologist. Oh, she has, like, 413 00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:32,489 Over 200 books and she says she's going to get rid of them 414 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:35,826 But never does. Uh... That's enough. The kid's fine. 415 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,662 How does this look? 416 00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:41,532 You're going on a date. 417 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:45,269 Yeah, well, us december daters can't waste any time, you know? 418 00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:49,006 But seriously, is this ok? Yeah, you're rockin' it, dad. 419 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:51,175 Just don't mention the illuminati. 420 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,710 Those no-good bastards. See you! 421 00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:55,712 See you! 422 00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:58,515 Liam, what you said about your mom was nice. 423 00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:00,651 Means you respect her. 424 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,986 My dad thinks that it means you respect all women. 425 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,322 I do, sir. I really do. 426 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:08,959 Uh-huh. Look, liam, i've been you. 427 00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:12,863 So i don't want to be the dad that threatens the boy 428 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:15,566 Who comes over, courting his daughter. I don't want to be 429 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:18,202 The dad who goes into vivid detail 430 00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:20,704 About what'll happen to the boy if his daughter gets hurt 431 00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:23,140 In any way, on any level. 432 00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:25,242 But i will be that dad. 433 00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:28,478 I'll be that dad all day long if i have to be. 434 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,381 Hey, liam. Hey. 435 00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:33,517 Hey, honey. 436 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:36,386 Liam... 437 00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:39,857 Would you give us a second? Uh... Uh... 438 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:43,193 It's kinda cold out here, sir-- yeah, just a minute. 439 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:47,064 Look, honey. I know you need me to be a different parent 440 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:50,367 In different situations. Ok... 441 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,604 Sometimes you need me to be a confidant. And other times, 442 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:56,740 You need me to be a... 443 00:22:56,742 --> 00:23:00,110 Other times, you need me to be-- did you rehearse this or something? 444 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,512 I didn't want to screw this up, honey. I read a book. 445 00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:04,982 Keep reading, dad. 446 00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:29,806 "and sometimes all you need is love"? 447 00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:33,543 Seriously? 448 00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:51,295 Hey, you ok? 449 00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:53,664 Fine. How's it going with ken? 450 00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:56,099 [well, our doctor, or is it lawyer,] 451 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,201 [lives in the crappiest building i've ever seen.] 452 00:23:58,203 --> 00:24:00,671 Oh, well... 453 00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:04,508 If he's our identity thief, then he's keeping it on the down-low. 454 00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:06,977 You got that right. Is your date over? 455 00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:09,146 No. He just went to check on our reservation. 456 00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:11,315 Uh-huh. You sure you don't need me there? 457 00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:13,383 Looks like ken's turned in for the night. 458 00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:15,385 Aw, are you cold? 459 00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:18,021 Did someone forget to bring their sleeping bag? 460 00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:21,124 I've decided to be the p.I. Who stares down the cold of a stakeout. 461 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,794 Well, i'm fine here, because it's an identity thief, 462 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:27,431 Not a serial killer, remember? I'll see you tomorrow. 463 00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:47,684 They said 10 minutes. Don't know if i believe them. 464 00:24:47,686 --> 00:24:51,488 You ordered more drinks? I like your style. 465 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,124 Thank you, jeremy. 466 00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:56,960 I have a feeling that i could use your help with something. 467 00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:59,696 Sure. Anything. 468 00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:02,966 I'm thinking about re-branding. 469 00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:06,837 Are you taking on new clients? Yeah, new clients. 470 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:10,807 See, the thing is i'm actually pretty booked up. 471 00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:14,244 For, like, six months. Are you sure? 472 00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:16,246 I'd really love to help you out, 473 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:19,916 But learning about you seems like a better use of our time. 474 00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:21,918 So you keep saying. 475 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,855 Beautiful, smart, funny... 476 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:26,857 Your own urban planning business? 477 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:33,196 Let's keep the focus on the more interesting party. 478 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:36,833 Careful. Flattery will get you everywhere. 479 00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:46,743 I never should have tried to memorize the book. 480 00:25:46,745 --> 00:25:49,012 I realize that now. You have a lot to learn 481 00:25:49,014 --> 00:25:51,114 About teenage girls. That's why i bought the book 482 00:25:51,116 --> 00:25:53,383 In the first place. 483 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,353 The problem is i'm still playing with the weekend-dad playbook. 484 00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:58,622 This fulltime thing is new to me. 485 00:25:58,624 --> 00:26:02,159 I mean, it's great, but it's tough being a rookie again. 486 00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:05,629 I just don't want to be the dad who doesn't get it, you know? 487 00:26:05,631 --> 00:26:08,598 Have you tried telling her that? 488 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,435 See, that sounds smart when you say it. 489 00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:16,740 I'd really like to take you out again. 490 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,742 For a whole meal this time. 491 00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:21,244 Appetizers. Desserts. The works. 492 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,380 Ooh, big spender. 493 00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:27,417 How about tomorrow night? 494 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,120 What's wrong? I'm sorry, matt. 495 00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:33,023 I should have told you, but i... 496 00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:35,926 I leave tomorrow, for paris. 497 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:38,395 Ok. 498 00:26:38,397 --> 00:26:41,064 That sucks. 499 00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:43,967 So close to departure, i usually wouldn't go out 500 00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:46,303 For coffee, but... 501 00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:50,006 I think it's because i felt a real connection. 502 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:52,008 Yeah, me too. 503 00:26:57,249 --> 00:26:59,249 Do you ever feel like 504 00:26:59,251 --> 00:27:01,685 The difference between an average night 505 00:27:01,687 --> 00:27:05,055 And a night you'll never forget 506 00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:09,359 Is simply making the choice to have it be so? 507 00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:12,028 It's all about attitude. 508 00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:14,998 I've seen lesser teams beat better ones 509 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000 For exactly that reason. 510 00:27:19,338 --> 00:27:22,139 So what about tonight? 511 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:24,541 Average? 512 00:27:24,543 --> 00:27:27,677 Or never forget? 513 00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:32,883 Dad was a carpenter, huh? 514 00:27:32,885 --> 00:27:35,952 What about your mother? What does she do? 515 00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:39,856 She works at the racetrack. What's her name? 516 00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:42,459 Married? Or maiden? 517 00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:44,661 The more the merrier. 518 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,663 As much as i'd love to talk about my mother, 519 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:49,232 I'd rather discuss my third date theory. 520 00:27:49,234 --> 00:27:52,035 The theory about what a waste-- i remember. 521 00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:55,705 You wanna get out of here? Go back to your place? 522 00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:58,208 Unfortunately, my place is being painted. 523 00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:00,844 I couldn't put you in that-- i don't mind-- 524 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,946 Couldn't put you. 525 00:28:02,948 --> 00:28:05,215 Unless, of course, you want to just call it a night. 526 00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:07,651 No! No, no, no. 527 00:28:07,653 --> 00:28:10,453 Um... It's fine. 528 00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:13,156 We can go back to my place. 529 00:28:13,158 --> 00:28:17,494 Ok. 530 00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:26,269 I thought you lived in rosedale? 531 00:28:26,271 --> 00:28:28,271 I moved. 532 00:28:49,194 --> 00:28:51,795 Your place? Five minutes away. 533 00:28:54,299 --> 00:28:56,333 Ah, i gotta get this. 534 00:28:56,335 --> 00:29:00,270 Hey. Yeah, i don't know how your date's going, but mine's-- 535 00:29:00,272 --> 00:29:02,272 536 00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:05,075 And deserted. 537 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:08,144 427 elmore avenue. Cute. 538 00:29:08,146 --> 00:29:10,714 I didn't know you could find such a quiet, 539 00:29:13,318 --> 00:29:16,186 Is everything ok? I gotta go. 540 00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:18,221 What? I'm sorry. 541 00:29:18,223 --> 00:29:21,691 You're amazing. 542 00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:24,261 What? 543 00:29:26,732 --> 00:29:29,332 Suspend all judgment, ye who enter here. 544 00:29:29,334 --> 00:29:32,769 Funny. I wish i was joking. 545 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,828 Don't worry, nanna. Stand down, soldier. 546 00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:01,431 Jeremy's not our guy. 547 00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:03,433 He's another victim. 548 00:30:03,435 --> 00:30:05,435 Coffee cake? 549 00:30:13,395 --> 00:30:15,728 I always thought that i was untouchable, 550 00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:18,064 And then along comes this thief in the night 551 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,333 And steals your life away. It proves how little 552 00:30:20,335 --> 00:30:22,335 Control you have. 553 00:30:22,337 --> 00:30:24,370 You know, i actually tracked down where they spent my money. 554 00:30:24,372 --> 00:30:26,839 The trail didn't go very far, though. 555 00:30:26,841 --> 00:30:30,276 Rare coin shops? In florida and colorado. 556 00:30:30,278 --> 00:30:33,413 They wouldn't tell me anything. They guarantee the privacy of the purchaser. 557 00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:35,715 Even when he's spending somebody else's money. 558 00:30:35,717 --> 00:30:37,583 He or she. I can't believe this happened 559 00:30:37,585 --> 00:30:42,055 Because i went speed-dating. Join the club. 560 00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:44,057 The fact that you both used the same speed-dating service 561 00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:47,226 Is the strongest lead we've got. But neither of you went 562 00:30:47,228 --> 00:30:49,228 On a date after the session. Which means that 563 00:30:49,230 --> 00:30:51,597 Only constellations would have seen your questionnaires. 564 00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:56,202 Meaning we need to find out more about enrique the love god. 565 00:30:56,204 --> 00:30:58,671 [enrique's inside. We just have to sit here listening] 566 00:31:01,209 --> 00:31:03,242 Keep the mic still! 567 00:31:03,244 --> 00:31:06,245 [how come i gotta sit on the cold, hard pavement?] 568 00:31:06,247 --> 00:31:08,815 And don't give me that "time-honoured tradition" speech 569 00:31:08,817 --> 00:31:11,651 Like at the dumpster. Because homeless women 570 00:31:11,653 --> 00:31:15,088 Garner too much attention. 571 00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:18,124 Sh, sh. It's enrique. 572 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,960 Listen. Our current arrangement has stagnated. 573 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:23,029 It's time to turn things up a notch. 574 00:31:23,031 --> 00:31:26,299 How long before you can get here? Good. See you soon. 575 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:29,302 That sounds promising. 576 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,471 Sitting tight is all i've got. 577 00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:33,473 My ass is frozen. 578 00:31:36,945 --> 00:31:38,945 How's it going with jules? 579 00:31:38,947 --> 00:31:40,913 [she's dating and not talking to me.] 580 00:31:40,915 --> 00:31:43,750 My dad is dating and talking way too much. 581 00:31:48,223 --> 00:31:50,223 I gotta take this. 582 00:31:50,225 --> 00:31:52,358 Stay in character! 583 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,360 Hello? 584 00:31:54,362 --> 00:31:57,930 [run away from me like that before. At least not that fast.] 585 00:31:57,932 --> 00:31:59,999 I'm sorry. It couldn't be helped. 586 00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:02,668 [maybe we could try saying our goodbyes again in person.] 587 00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:05,872 [i wish i could. But i'm going back to paris tonight.] 588 00:32:05,874 --> 00:32:08,474 So miss your flight. So romantic. 589 00:32:08,476 --> 00:32:10,643 [it is very tempting, but i think last night] 590 00:32:10,645 --> 00:32:13,446 [may be all we have. It is a wonderful memory.] 591 00:32:13,448 --> 00:32:16,682 I bet we can amp that memory up, if you catch my drift. 592 00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:18,918 Subtle. 593 00:32:20,922 --> 00:32:24,323 I'm really sorry, but i have to go. 594 00:32:24,325 --> 00:32:27,093 Again. Be well, sylvie. 595 00:32:27,095 --> 00:32:29,162 596 00:32:29,164 --> 00:32:31,764 look who's coming. 597 00:32:31,766 --> 00:32:34,167 Ken barnes. 598 00:32:40,442 --> 00:32:43,276 No. Forget it. Speed-dating is one thing, 599 00:32:43,278 --> 00:32:45,278 But going on a real date afterwards 600 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,780 Is completely different and you know what? It rhymes with "no." 601 00:32:47,782 --> 00:32:50,216 I'll make it worth your while. Ah, look at this. 602 00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,218 Cupid and stupid hatch a plan. 603 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,020 We're not taking applications today-- 604 00:32:54,022 --> 00:32:56,022 That's not why we're here. We're representing two former 605 00:32:56,024 --> 00:32:58,391 Constellations customers who've become victims of identity theft 606 00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:01,961 After attending one of your speed-dating events. 607 00:33:01,963 --> 00:33:05,665 So you can hand over their money in full, or our next stop can be the 57th division. 608 00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:07,667 Slow down. I'm happy to offer a refund 609 00:33:07,669 --> 00:33:10,703 To any dissatisfied customer. But my business here is totally legit. 610 00:33:10,705 --> 00:33:12,905 Yeah, we can tell you're totally on the up and up. 611 00:33:12,907 --> 00:33:15,842 You and lawyer-doctor- lumberjack here. 612 00:33:15,844 --> 00:33:17,710 I don't know anything about this. 613 00:33:17,712 --> 00:33:20,480 Oh, yeah? Then what's your story, hot stuff? 614 00:33:22,484 --> 00:33:25,551 I'm an actor. 615 00:33:25,553 --> 00:33:29,055 He's a ringer. Ken of the multiple identities 616 00:33:29,057 --> 00:33:31,757 And fabulous ass is a plant. 617 00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:34,160 You're gaming your own system. 618 00:33:34,162 --> 00:33:36,262 I consider it value-added, ok? 619 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:38,397 The people that come to these events, they're vulnerable 620 00:33:38,399 --> 00:33:41,167 And fearful. Employees like ken ensure they leave here 621 00:33:41,169 --> 00:33:43,769 Feeling at least somebody finds them completely fascinating. 622 00:33:43,771 --> 00:33:45,671 "be open. Love will find you." 623 00:33:45,673 --> 00:33:48,674 We're going to need information on every employee that works for you. 624 00:33:48,676 --> 00:33:51,043 I can't do that. Or i can call my friend 625 00:33:51,045 --> 00:33:53,913 Over at the star. Ask him to do a profile on constellations, 626 00:33:53,915 --> 00:33:56,015 Featuring ken here as the kind of guy 627 00:33:56,017 --> 00:33:58,451 That women can expect to meet at one of your speed-dating events. 628 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:01,020 How does that sound? 629 00:34:01,022 --> 00:34:03,022 I'll get you the files. 630 00:34:03,024 --> 00:34:06,292 Any employee with access to constellations's customer files 631 00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:08,694 Could have easily set up an identity theft. 632 00:34:08,696 --> 00:34:11,531 With that access, choosing the right target would be a breeze. 633 00:34:11,533 --> 00:34:15,568 They wouldn't even have to participate in the speed-dating part. 634 00:34:15,570 --> 00:34:18,704 Are you ok? Yeah, i am. I'm fine. 635 00:34:18,706 --> 00:34:20,740 Would you mind if we split these files 636 00:34:20,742 --> 00:34:23,476 And i worked on this from home? It's jules. 637 00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:25,745 I missed her getting home from her date last night. 638 00:34:25,747 --> 00:34:27,747 I'd like to be there when she gets home today. 639 00:34:27,749 --> 00:34:30,383 Of course. Just meet me at the office when you're done. 640 00:34:30,385 --> 00:34:32,752 Mon petit chou-chou. 641 00:34:42,130 --> 00:34:44,130 Hey. Hello. 642 00:34:44,132 --> 00:34:47,333 I thought we said goodbye? We did. 643 00:34:47,335 --> 00:34:50,269 But i couldn't leave without a parting gift. 644 00:34:50,271 --> 00:34:52,638 What about your flight? 645 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,474 I pushed it. Until when? 646 00:34:55,476 --> 00:34:57,910 Tomorrow. 647 00:34:57,912 --> 00:34:59,946 After that i guess... 648 00:35:05,587 --> 00:35:08,321 - We think someone gained access to your personal computers, 649 00:35:08,323 --> 00:35:10,423 Possibly through constellations's 650 00:35:10,425 --> 00:35:12,592 Computer system. I'm beginning to lose 651 00:35:12,594 --> 00:35:15,261 All faith in humanity. I've lost mine completely. 652 00:35:15,263 --> 00:35:17,330 Now that would be a genuine shame. 653 00:35:17,332 --> 00:35:20,633 Let me know if any of these employee pictures look familiar. 654 00:35:20,635 --> 00:35:23,769 Now, you said after the speed-dating event 655 00:35:23,771 --> 00:35:25,671 That neither of you went out on any dates, correct? 656 00:35:25,673 --> 00:35:28,841 I didn't get any pings. I seriously can't believe that. 657 00:35:28,843 --> 00:35:31,210 Forget about other speed-daters. 658 00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:33,179 Did you meet anyone new around that time? 659 00:35:33,181 --> 00:35:35,915 I became friendly with a woman at my gym, helene, 660 00:35:35,917 --> 00:35:38,217 But cyclefit isn't a strong basis 661 00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:41,287 For friendship, i suppose. I met somebody too. 662 00:35:41,289 --> 00:35:44,624 Veronique. I really thought we had a connection, 663 00:35:44,626 --> 00:35:47,293 But it fell through. Fell through how? 664 00:35:47,295 --> 00:35:50,730 She had to move back home, to paris. To paris. 665 00:35:53,334 --> 00:35:55,401 There! Veronique. 666 00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:58,337 Oh, my god. Helene. 667 00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:03,042 Paris. 668 00:36:24,557 --> 00:36:27,158 Hey, what's the rush? 669 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,994 I didn't want it to be awkward 670 00:36:29,996 --> 00:36:31,963 In case your daughter comes home. 671 00:36:31,965 --> 00:36:35,033 But... 672 00:36:35,035 --> 00:36:39,070 How about you relax, 673 00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:42,974 And i make us breakfast for dinner? 674 00:36:45,378 --> 00:36:47,445 I love breakfast for dinner! 675 00:36:47,447 --> 00:36:49,580 Mm, good. 676 00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:51,582 Leave it to me. 677 00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:54,519 Have a shower and... 678 00:36:54,521 --> 00:36:57,121 Take your time. 679 00:36:57,123 --> 00:36:59,390 Ok. 680 00:37:55,515 --> 00:37:57,782 Adieu, matt shade. 681 00:38:01,121 --> 00:38:05,056 You lost? No, i wanted to surprise you. 682 00:38:05,058 --> 00:38:08,126 I've rebooked my flight. 683 00:38:08,128 --> 00:38:10,761 Fantastic. 684 00:38:10,763 --> 00:38:13,264 So... 685 00:38:13,266 --> 00:38:15,933 Do you like it? I'm curious. 686 00:38:15,935 --> 00:38:18,603 Why would you buy me this cd? 687 00:38:18,605 --> 00:38:22,406 Well, it was playing in the bookstore when we met. 688 00:38:22,408 --> 00:38:26,978 I'm sure i saw you singing along. 689 00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:30,148 Liking sarah mclachlan is a lie i told 690 00:38:30,150 --> 00:38:33,518 On my constellations questionnaire, 691 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,953 Along with the lie i told about what i do for a living. 692 00:38:35,955 --> 00:38:38,489 I saw the pictures in your office. 693 00:38:38,491 --> 00:38:41,192 So you've lived a whole other life. 694 00:38:41,194 --> 00:38:45,363 I did, before someone stole it from me. 695 00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:47,932 Now i'm focused on my new life, 696 00:38:47,934 --> 00:38:50,835 As a private investigator who's been hired 697 00:38:50,837 --> 00:38:53,504 To catch an identity thief. 698 00:38:53,506 --> 00:38:55,640 And i bet if i looked in your purse right now, 699 00:38:55,642 --> 00:38:58,209 I'd find a couple of rare coins, wouldn't i? 700 00:39:02,015 --> 00:39:04,849 Matt. 701 00:39:04,851 --> 00:39:07,151 What happened upstairs, between us? 702 00:39:07,153 --> 00:39:09,954 That wasn't business. 703 00:39:09,956 --> 00:39:12,790 It felt a lot more like pleasure, i'll give you that. 704 00:39:12,792 --> 00:39:15,960 Work with me. 705 00:39:15,962 --> 00:39:19,697 We could make a lot of money together. 706 00:39:19,699 --> 00:39:21,666 A lot. 707 00:39:24,704 --> 00:39:26,704 See, here's the thing. 708 00:39:26,706 --> 00:39:29,140 I've already got a partner. 709 00:39:29,142 --> 00:39:33,511 In fact, you should meet her. 710 00:39:35,848 --> 00:39:37,848 Hi. 711 00:39:37,850 --> 00:39:41,352 Agh! It burns! 712 00:39:41,354 --> 00:39:44,021 I know. Try rubbing your eyes really hard. 713 00:39:54,033 --> 00:39:57,835 No, don't. Don't. 714 00:39:57,837 --> 00:40:00,838 So cute. 715 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,074 Aw. 716 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:11,082 It's the pepper spray. Yeah. Me too. 717 00:40:11,084 --> 00:40:13,084 Ow. Ah, ah, ah! 718 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:22,452 Sylvie was a systems expert who did some work 719 00:40:22,454 --> 00:40:24,721 For the speed-dating company over a year ago. 720 00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:26,789 She set up a mirror site that allowed her access 721 00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:28,791 To everyone's profiles. 722 00:40:28,793 --> 00:40:30,760 The police found her rare coin collection. 723 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,529 It may take some time, but you'll get your money back. 724 00:40:33,531 --> 00:40:35,698 Thank you. 725 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:38,601 I feel like you've given me a new lease on life. 726 00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:41,070 I can echo that. 727 00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:43,506 You know, the strange thing is this really feels like 728 00:40:43,508 --> 00:40:45,875 One of those worst thing-best thing scenarios. 729 00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:48,378 Oh, yeah? How's that? Sometimes it's good 730 00:40:48,380 --> 00:40:51,714 To remember starting over's not the end of the world. 731 00:40:51,716 --> 00:40:54,117 Shall we? 732 00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:56,352 Yeah. 733 00:40:56,354 --> 00:40:58,421 Wow. 734 00:40:58,423 --> 00:41:02,625 We could give constellations a run for its money. 735 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:22,612 Ok, look. 736 00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:25,882 Honey, this is over. What is? 737 00:41:25,884 --> 00:41:30,053 Us not being able to talk to each other. Yeah, i don't like it either. 738 00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:33,389 I trust you and i know you're smart. 739 00:41:33,391 --> 00:41:35,491 But these boys coming around, 740 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,593 All i can see is my little girl 741 00:41:37,595 --> 00:41:39,896 And all i want to do is protect you. 742 00:41:39,898 --> 00:41:43,266 I was talking at you and not to you, 743 00:41:43,268 --> 00:41:46,769 And i'm sorry, ok? Ok. 744 00:41:46,771 --> 00:41:48,938 Man. I have just come from the best... 745 00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:51,474 Run. 746 00:41:51,476 --> 00:41:55,178 In hard-soled shoes? Dad, maybe you should... 747 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,814 Go take a shower and get cleaned up. 748 00:41:57,816 --> 00:41:59,816 From your run. 749 00:41:59,818 --> 00:42:01,851 That's a good idea. 750 00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:09,092 So that's what they mean by "walk of shame." 751 00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:11,194 Honey, i know i said that we should talk about everything, 752 00:42:11,196 --> 00:42:12,962 But not that. Never that. Agreed. Yeah. 753 00:42:12,964 --> 00:42:15,965 Yeah. Wow. 754 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,936 What's with you? 755 00:42:19,938 --> 00:42:22,171 Part of sylvie's m.O. Was to make sure her victim 756 00:42:22,173 --> 00:42:25,174 Didn't get any date request pings after the speed-dating event. 757 00:42:25,176 --> 00:42:27,176 To make them feel vulnerable. Mm-hmm. 758 00:42:27,178 --> 00:42:29,212 Smart. Once her mirror site 759 00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:32,148 Was dismantled, my phone blew up. Ping city. 760 00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:35,051 Are you going to answer any? We'll see. 761 00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:38,087 So tell me, does it count as the end of a slump 762 00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:40,156 If sex was part of the con? 763 00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:42,358 Again -- there was no slump. 764 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,228 You're evading the question. A gentleman never tells. 765 00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:47,597 You know, i feel like we never really 766 00:42:47,599 --> 00:42:49,599 Gave our speed date a chance. 767 00:42:49,601 --> 00:42:51,601 As the french C'est la vie. 768 00:42:51,603 --> 00:42:54,737 What else do the french say? I think you're the expert there. 769 00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:56,939 Most of the time, she was speechless. 770 00:42:56,941 --> 00:42:59,976 Ugh, too much information. You wanted to know. 771 00:42:59,978 --> 00:43:02,278 Speaking of which, we have time now. 772 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,347 If i asked about your ex-manager, 773 00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:06,349 Would you deflect with some funny line 774 00:43:06,351 --> 00:43:08,451 Or tell me what really happened? 775 00:43:08,453 --> 00:43:12,088 In a nutshell? I trusted the wrong person. 776 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:14,123 Hate when that happens. 777 00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:16,859 You know, this speed-dating thing 778 00:43:16,861 --> 00:43:19,395 Reminds me of what my dad used to call the "two-minute you." 779 00:43:19,397 --> 00:43:22,498 I'm listening. Well, anyone can put on a show for two minutes. 780 00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:25,268 But it's someone you want to spend that third minute with... 781 00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:28,004 That's the person you're looking for. 782 00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:33,609 That's a solid theory. 783 00:43:33,645 --> 00:43:37,079 Watch a new episode of private eyes, next thursday on global.