1 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,078 His-and-her face lifts. 2 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:46,359 If this is indicative of the state of relationships in the 21st century, 3 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:47,509 then I'm staying single. 4 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:50,751 And cocker spaniels all over South Florida howl in relief. 5 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,913 I admire the Cohens. 6 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,355 They want to stay attractive to each other as they age, 7 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,237 keep the intimacy in their marriage alive. 8 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:03,835 Why shouldn't they look as young and vital as the love they feel? 9 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:11,274 -I'm closed. -Get over here, I'm lonely. 10 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,751 How many of these would you say we've done? 11 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,956 I don't know. A couple of thousand? 12 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,315 Try five. 13 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,989 Four thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine. 14 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,670 -Five thousand. -No shit. 15 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,033 To 5,000 more. 16 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,792 And they said it wouldn't last. 17 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,078 Come over for dinner tomorrow night. 18 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:57,197 Let's expand this celebration, make it a family affair. 19 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:01,878 The only way I wanna celebrate is with a nice big slice of hair pie. 20 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:06,677 Celebration aside, I want some alone time with you this week. 21 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,433 We need to come up with a plan for the next 10 years 22 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,238 so we firmly know where we're going. 23 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:12,878 Julia and I did it when we got back together, 24 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,075 and now look at us. 25 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,798 Tighter than we've ever been. 26 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,315 Not everybody has what you have, Sean. 27 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:22,239 Absolut, neat. 28 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:23,829 Thanks. 29 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,116 I know you're struggling, Christian. 30 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,919 Everything you've been through with Kimber, I know. 31 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,433 But the only way you're gonna start to feel better 32 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,590 is to get close to someone again. 33 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,198 I couldn't agree more. 34 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,156 Can we buy you gentlemen a drink? 35 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,354 Absolutely. 36 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,234 I'm Christian Troy, this is Sean McNamara. 37 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:50,948 We're doctors. 38 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,592 We're Jill and Riley White. 39 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,559 -Sisters? -Aren't you sweet. 40 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,918 Mom, can I get that credit card to pay the bartender? 41 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,991 Thanks for the offer, 42 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,275 but I'm gonna go home and make love to my wife. 43 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,635 And then I'm gonna propose to her. 44 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:22,111 Oh, a family man. That's so sweet. 45 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:24,675 Yeah. 46 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,752 Yeah, if there's one thing that Dr. McNamara and I agree on, 47 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,592 it's the importance of family. 48 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:37,709 Shots! 49 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:51,119 Sweetie, the way the baby's sitting, it's making me really gassy. 50 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,031 Can I give you a rain check? 51 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:54,829 Sure. 52 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,837 Oh, yeah! Yes! 53 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:07,037 Yeah! Yeah. That's good. Oh, yeah. Harder! 54 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,548 Mr. Landau, tell me what you don't like about yourself. 55 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,756 Well, if I had to pick one thing, 56 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:36,477 it'd be that I didn't meet my lovely bride here sooner. 57 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,436 How long have you two been married? 58 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,519 Almost a year now. 59 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,396 I proposed the first night we met. 60 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,550 She kept me waiting a whole week. 61 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:52,513 But she saved my life. 62 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,558 Literally saved my life. 63 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,153 And what brings you here today? 64 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:00,232 My balls are no longer proportionate to my wang. 65 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:05,355 Burt was diagnosed with late-stage prostate cancer six months ago. 66 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,752 Aside from the radiology treatments, 67 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:11,037 our doctor recommended he have a bilateral orchiectomy. 68 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,271 You had both testes removed? 69 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,995 And you're not happy with the size of your implants now? 70 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,229 Lord, no. 71 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:21,549 Feels like I got an SUV riding around on training wheels down there. 72 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:24,397 How much bigger would you like to go? 73 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,277 How about kiwi-sized, huh? 74 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,514 That's how you first described them to me. 75 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:34,517 All my life I had a pair that made me feel like a man. 76 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,033 I made my living 77 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,839 eating up pet shops and shitting out circuses. 78 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:41,036 My husband's a medical venture capitalist. 79 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:44,908 Landau Industries can take a half-assed HMO or radiology lab 80 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,873 and make it profitable in six months. Six months! 81 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,038 Now, brains... 82 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,395 Brains can help you recognize an opportunity, 83 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:56,837 but it is balls that make you a risk-taker. 84 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:01,397 And these 10-year-old-boy pits I got down there, 85 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,158 they're sucking out all my oomph. 86 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:05,708 I told him that doesn't matter to me anymore. 87 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:07,756 His health is what's important. 88 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,151 To go through another operation this year is crazy to me. 89 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:15,312 Have you been intimate with your husband since the operation? 90 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:16,435 Yes. 91 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:19,034 I think I would have remembered that, honey. 92 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,074 Real intimacy isn't just about sex, Burt. 93 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:26,115 It's about me holding your head up when you puked from the chemo. 94 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:29,678 It's about being man enough to be vulnerable with me. 95 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,434 What about your sex life before the operation? 96 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,000 What sort of details are you interested in, Dr. Troy? 97 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,355 We did it four times a week. At least. 98 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:41,509 Right? 99 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,198 And that was enough for you? 100 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:45,749 What? 101 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,479 I think what my partner is getting at 102 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:50,790 is we'd like to gauge what each of your expectations are 103 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:53,519 -before we schedule a procedure. -Exactly. 104 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:57,511 Well, I told you. I wanna go back to being the man I was. 105 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,274 Now, trust me, honey. 106 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,112 Once I get those boys back, 107 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,350 we're both gonna be much, much happier. 108 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:19,790 I've been feeling fine, actually. 109 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:22,790 Yeah, nothing different, really, 110 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:25,394 than I remember feeling with Matt and Annie. 111 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,516 Maybe less appetite. 112 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:34,958 Does the baby look... 113 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,639 -Is everything all right? -Oh, it's a boy. 114 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,435 It's also what I was afraid of, Julia. 115 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:52,071 I wish we could have made a definitive evaluation earlier. 116 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:57,314 But with something like this, the baby's size and the rotated position, 117 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,879 the bones still forming, 118 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:02,509 it often takes until the second trimester to be absolutely sure. 119 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,918 And are you sure? 120 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,633 When you discussed the possibility of this with Sean... 121 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:14,429 No, I didn't discuss it with him. 122 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:18,514 I mean, 123 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:22,550 I didn't wanna worry him in case it turned out to be nothing. 124 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,720 I knew that I wanted this baby no matter what. 125 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:31,553 And I was afraid that he wouldn't. So I didn't say anything. 126 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,558 I know it's not my place, Julia, but I think... 127 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:36,791 No. You know what? It's not your place. 128 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:40,278 You know, I'm sorry, but this is very complicated. 129 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:46,268 There are people that you can talk to 130 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,191 that have lived with this 131 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,390 and lead happy and successful lives. 132 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,197 I think it would give you some relief. 133 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,119 I love your pad. 134 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:19,593 None of that metrosexual, pseudo-hip, Design within Reach crap. 135 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,714 Yeah, you know, it usually takes a gay guy 136 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:26,190 to put together a place as fashion-forward as yours. 137 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:29,274 A little less teeth down there, sweetheart. 138 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:31,629 Sorry. 139 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:33,709 Kids. 140 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:36,794 -Let Mommy, honey. -I can do it, Mom ! 141 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,996 I'm sure you can, sweetie. 142 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:42,709 It's just I was sucking dick when you were sucking on a pacifier. 143 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,837 Watch and learn. 144 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:56,238 God! She's always telling me what to do. 145 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,198 Parents can be tough. 146 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,635 Yeah, it's cool, though. 147 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:06,749 We don't get to hang out together as much since nursing school started, 148 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:09,559 so this is our only real mother-daughter time. 149 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,871 You guys do this together a lot? 150 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,710 Ever since I was 16. 151 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,669 She caught me with my stepdad. 152 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,718 Mom, he won't kiss me. 153 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:39,436 Some guys just don't like to be kissed after oral sex, sweetheart. 154 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:42,273 But he didn't kiss me the other night, either. 155 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,679 Did he kiss you? 156 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:51,476 So our tongues are good enough to go in your ass 157 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:52,788 but not your mouth? 158 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,270 Certainly not one after the other. 159 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,988 What kind of guy doesn't want to be kissed? 160 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,031 The kind I warned you about. 161 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,152 Just like your father. 162 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:06,357 Do you know what kind of women accept not being kissed? 163 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,309 Whores. 164 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,433 We're not whores. 165 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,914 No, you're the goddamn Mother of the Year. 166 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,635 Get out. 167 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,470 This is too screwed up, even for me. 168 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,315 I'm not gonna be judged by people like you. 169 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,469 What, 170 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,630 you think you're different than us? 171 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,109 There are three people in this room, honey, 172 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,838 and you're playing, too. 173 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,355 Riley, get dressed. We're out of here. 174 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:49,677 You know, Mom and I might have our problems, but at least we have each other. 175 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,349 Which is exactly the way Mommy likes it, sweetheart. 176 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:55,000 Maybe if you let her keep the key to your snatch long enough, 177 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,674 you'll be just as bitter and screwed up when you turn 40. 178 00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:58,749 Of course, by then she'll be 60, 179 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,751 so don't be surprised if she takes you cruising for dates 180 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,798 down at the early bird special at Long John Silver's. 181 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,313 Yeah, and you'll be there, too, 182 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,192 sitting by yourself. 183 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,590 You are so afraid of connecting, 184 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,197 you're destined to die alone. 185 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:20,999 Come on, honey. 186 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:34,510 The mushrooms are on the bottom shelf, honey, behind the yogurt. 187 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,429 What? 188 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,034 You look beautiful. 189 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:49,396 You got that beautiful mother's glow about you. 190 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:56,799 It's called retaining water. My feet are so swollen I can barely walk. 191 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:04,550 -So what are we cooking? -We have Chicken Tetrazzini. 192 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,632 Annie saw it on Rachael Ray. 193 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,751 It's kind of Mom's and my thing. 194 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,393 Well, it sounds yummy. 195 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:11,959 Smells good. 196 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,675 -Where's Mattie? -He's in the garage. 197 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,071 Still? It's been over two hours. 198 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,593 Sweetheart, just let him be. 199 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:21,240 It's a family dinner, Julia. That means all the family. 200 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:22,878 He'll come when he's ready. 201 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,389 Right? 202 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,079 Sweetie, why don't you let me finish getting dinner ready 203 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,391 while you and your dad go and practice the school play? 204 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,071 She got the lead in Puss in Boots. 205 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,310 -Puss in Boots? Wow! -Yeah, come look. 206 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,832 I've come to see the King. 207 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,556 But you are merely a cat. 208 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:53,950 What business could you possibly have with His Royal Highness? 209 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,838 I bear gifts from the Marquis of Carabas. 210 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,196 I have never heard of this Marquis. 211 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,032 How will you explain to your king 212 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,715 that you stopped a very important man from talking to him? 213 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,319 Please forgive me. 214 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,278 I will announce your arrival to His Royal Highness. 215 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,598 There I was, just staring at them, the two of them. 216 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,950 The connection between them was... 217 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,508 I don't know. 218 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:27,354 I don't think I've ever felt that kind of closeness before. 219 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:34,629 Good. 220 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:36,914 You've been sitting there for 30 minutes, 221 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,913 and that's the first time you've been able to articulate why you're here. 222 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,792 "Why now?" is the question. 223 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:46,034 Well, I told you. I was staring at Sean, and... 224 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,474 Nothing else? 225 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:53,038 I mean, in general, your life was working relatively well. 226 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:57,238 Successful practice, and according to your own estimation, 227 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:01,595 you've "screwed hundreds of the hottest asses in South Beach." 228 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,113 Why ask for help now? 229 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:14,432 Sean and I recently celebrated 5,000 surgeries, 230 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:20,433 and to reward my accomplishments, I picked up a couple of gals 231 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,319 and screwed them until my dick almost fell off. 232 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:30,278 Fifteen years ago, I celebrated our first surgery the same way. 233 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,233 Have you ever had any loving adult relationships? 234 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,355 Yeah, sure. 235 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,714 What happened? 236 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,156 One of them married Sean, and the other... 237 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,753 I don't know. 238 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,478 It just didn't work out. 239 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:51,759 Wasn't my fault. 240 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,714 Even Sean couldn't make it work with her. 241 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,315 I see. 242 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,555 And your recent celebratory sex. 243 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,358 How would you describe it? 244 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,870 I could demonstrate, if you're interested. 245 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:07,794 Christian, I'm not interested in getting off on your sexual exploits. 246 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,230 I'm interested in understanding them. 247 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,431 Tell me about when you climax. 248 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,990 Do you look into your partner's eyes? 249 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,237 We're not exactly face to face, if you get the picture. 250 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:29,954 Women who wanna play kissy-face and gaze into someone's eyes 251 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,758 should find themselves a lesbian. 252 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,039 Watching your lover give themselves to you 253 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:38,715 and allowing them to witness your own surrender is a shared connection. 254 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,553 It takes trust, courage, to be that vulnerable. 255 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:45,156 When you climax behind her back, her identity doesn't matter. 256 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,555 She's just a substitute for your hand. 257 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,269 My hand never made me buy it dinner and cuddle afterwards. 258 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,078 It's a power position. 259 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,276 Taking someone else's power and using it for your own... 260 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,078 You know what? So is this. 261 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,079 It's ridiculous. 262 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:00,795 How much are you overcharging me? 263 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,552 I'm forcing you to take an honest look at your behavior, 264 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,359 since there doesn't seem to be anyone else in your life willing to do that. 265 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,908 Actually, Sean does that, thank you very much. 266 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:11,914 Oh, yes, the man who has everything you wish you had. 267 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,439 He's my best friend. 268 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,114 He doesn't demand anything in return, 269 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,316 like every other goddamn woman I've ever been with. 270 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,435 I don't have to take care of him. 271 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:22,398 I don't have to take care of his fragile little ego. 272 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,229 How much? 273 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,439 So you do have intimacy in your life after all. 274 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,638 Maybe the reason your relationships with women keep failing 275 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,358 is because you're taken. 276 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,150 What the hell are you talking about? 277 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:45,114 Have you ever considered the possibility that you're in love with your partner? 278 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,549 Christian? 279 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,350 Come in here and check out my balls. 280 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,671 The shipment of Neuticles for the Landau surgery arrived. 281 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,596 Which do you think would be appropriate? 282 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,149 I don't know. Ask him, they're his balls. 283 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,959 I know, but the ones he has now are 22 cc's. 284 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,871 He said they were too small. 285 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,671 I don't think mine are anything to be ashamed of, 286 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,069 and they're about that size. 287 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,993 Look at these 40s. 288 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,229 I don't know about you, 289 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,753 but I always thought the size of a man's testes 290 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,671 was secondary to proportion. 291 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:44,196 I mean, you could sink the Bismarck with these things, right? 292 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:46,468 Yours this big? 293 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,069 Huh? 294 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,271 -Jesus, Sean. -Are they? 295 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:53,629 What's the matter? 296 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,996 Nothing. I just don't feel like playing with your toy nuts, that's all. 297 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,878 They're not toys, Christian, they're our future. 298 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:05,036 Do you realize that over 3,500 of the 5,000 surgeries we've done 299 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,269 have been cosmetic? 300 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:07,588 Yeah, I looked it up. 301 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,956 That's 70% of our OR time spent on boob jobs and lipo, 302 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,713 and only 30% on cases like the Landaus. 303 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,470 Let's flip that ratio for the next 5,000. 304 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,117 Thirty percent cosmetic, seventy percent reconstructive. 305 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,072 We have the skill to do it. 306 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,511 Now all we need are the balls. 307 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,949 Did you ever think I might like doing tit jobs? 308 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:46,032 Tell me what you don't like about yourself, Ms. Plumb. 309 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,919 I want a voice lift. 310 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:53,432 You'll make an incision, implant some Gore-Tex, right? 311 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,674 And then the youthfully re-tightened vocal cords 312 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,478 eliminate the wobbles, tremors, 313 00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,549 and in some cases, 314 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,358 raise the voice an octave. 315 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,398 You've done your research. 316 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,319 Are you a singer, or an actress, or... 317 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,070 "Cindy Plumb can make you cum 318 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:13,878 "in English, Spanish, Mandarin and Japanese. 319 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:17,750 "You may be alone, but you're not on your own." 320 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,556 I'm a phone-sex artist. 321 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,748 I've been getting people off for 15 years. 322 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:32,112 Dr. Graham is a specialist who does voice rehabilitation. 323 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:36,352 We don't like to cut into the larynx unless it's a last resort. 324 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,792 -So he'll work with you and if that fails... -As you know, Doctor, 325 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,029 time is money. 326 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,789 And my clients deserve the best. 327 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,518 I'll be honest with you. 328 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,229 From the rosacea and the thread veins in your nasal area, 329 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,390 I'd guess you're a heavy drinker. 330 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,831 And your skin quality suggests you're at least a pack-a-day smoker. 331 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:04,356 -Both those addictions affect your voice... -I'm way ahead of you, Doc. 332 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,716 I'm off the booze, and I just started on the patch. 333 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,192 It's been a long road, huh? 334 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,996 My marriage fell apart 17 years ago. 335 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,358 I couldn't give my husband what he needed sexually. 336 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,472 Don't you love the irony? 337 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,351 I truly thought I would die. 338 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,310 I'd pour myself a big glass of bourbon 339 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,516 and call up one of those chat lines. 340 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,839 I was very lonely. 341 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,120 And then one night, sitting there alone, I discovered 342 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,714 I wasn't just a sad, dumped first wife, 343 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,879 I was a goddamn sensual goddess. 344 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,433 That's how it works. 345 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,518 You may not get what you want, 346 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,272 but you get what you need. 347 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,799 Now I have a life full of these extraordinary men 348 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,757 who know that there is nobody 349 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,512 as smoking hot 350 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,119 as yours truly. 351 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,193 I provide a connection they can't get at home. 352 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,232 I save marriages now, I don't lose them. 353 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,360 -How long have you been sober? -Two years. 354 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,317 And that's another irony. 355 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,517 I'm clearer now and better at what I do than I ever have been. 356 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:22,798 But now that I sound like a geriatric bullfrog, 357 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,030 thanks to the booze and the ciggies, 358 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,672 a lot of my regular clients aren't calling as often. 359 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,069 Any ideas on how you'd like to sound? 360 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,999 Baby, you sound so good today. 361 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,192 Where's your hand, baby? 362 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,230 That's Mr. Chin, an accountant. 363 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,558 He's been with me for eight years. 364 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,153 That's it, baby. 365 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,113 Are you hard, baby? 366 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:02,038 'Cause I'm all plumped up and juicy just thinking about you. 367 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:05,951 Are you hard, baby? 368 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:09,350 'Cause I'm all plumped up and juicy just thinking about you. 369 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,513 Oh, come on, Doc. 370 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,710 Give me back the real Cindy, huh? 371 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,515 -Where the hell is Christian? -I'm sure his spirit's here 372 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,352 and it's just his body that's still in the tanning booth. 373 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,000 -How long's she been under? -I wouldn't wait much longer. 374 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,036 Get Christian on the Batphone. 375 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:39,958 -Hello? -Where are you? 376 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,235 We have a patient prepped and on the table. 377 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,470 I thought you said our FeatherLift rescheduled. 378 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:48,030 And then I also told you that I scheduled a laryngoplasty in its place! 379 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,156 I'm in the dentist's chair getting a power bleaching. 380 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,754 So you're gonna have to go ahead without me. 381 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,235 Okay, now, where were we? 382 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,913 You were saying you were no longer happy 383 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,639 with the overly-styled, metrosexual esthetic. 384 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,631 If you could be more specific. 385 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,916 Well, for example, the bedding. 386 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,829 -It's far too... -Soft. 387 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:13,875 Yeah, soft. And the drapes, the drapes are too filmy. 388 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,188 In other words, you want me to butch it up. 389 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,671 Yeah. Yeah, butch it up. 390 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:04,993 Slowly bring her out. 391 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,549 Cindy, I need you to repeat after me, okay? 392 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,318 "She speaks pleasingly." 393 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,638 She speaks pleasingly. 394 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,071 I wanna shave off just a hair. 395 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,594 The day Dr. Allenby told me I had a 50-50 chance 396 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,877 of passing these beauties down to my kids, 397 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:44,916 she also promised she would support whatever decision I came to. 398 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,630 My coin came up tails each time. 399 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:48,948 Both kids have it. 400 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,793 Did it make you waver at all in your decision 401 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:59,429 when you found out that they had electrodact... 402 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,511 -Ectrodactyly. -Sorry. 403 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,830 I know. Clumsy word, hard to pronounce. 404 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,151 But it's a hell of a lot better than Lobster Claw Syndrome! 405 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,799 Yeah, I wavered. 406 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,188 But ultimately, 407 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,956 I decided they had every right to be here 408 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,393 and be different. 409 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,559 Was it hard as a child to make the adjustments? 410 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:27,874 Physically, you figure it out. Like standing and walking. 411 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,238 Emotionally, bit by bit. 412 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:32,715 Because, really, 413 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,475 it's the rest of the conventional world that makes you feel handicapped. 414 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:43,391 And has it affected your ability to make a living? 415 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,431 Are you kidding? 416 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,758 I'm the top sales rep at Lauder because of it. 417 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,639 I've cultivated this gregarious personality 418 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,639 so people would be more fascinated with who I was 419 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,358 than what I look like. 420 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,553 It's just, you know... 421 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:08,078 You know how it is. We feel such love for our children. 422 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:11,709 We just want everything to be perfect, you know? 423 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,431 You know, nothing's ever that. 424 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:18,509 I think life is more about embracing your imperfections. 425 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,439 I mean, how else can you embrace anyone else's? 426 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:22,909 You're so right. 427 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,037 You know, you seem so much more comfortable with yourself 428 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,712 than I am, and... 429 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,314 God, you must have had very special parents. 430 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,953 The day I was born, 431 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,792 my father took one look at me 432 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,069 and bolted. 433 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:38,509 Wussy. 434 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,909 Great. Wasn't sure you'd be here. 435 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,955 My soap's out. Move over. 436 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,069 Yeah, you know, I can do this one myself. 437 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:20,150 It's your turn to take the afternoon off. Why don't you go play some golf? 438 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,118 Golf? When have you ever seen me play golf? 439 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,918 Exactly. You need to learn. 440 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,752 Name me one other successful doctor you know 441 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:30,037 that is so hard at work, he doesn't have time for 18 holes. 442 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,478 Well, I could name you two. 443 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,948 And the reason is because we keep doubling up on all these surgeries. 444 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:41,715 If we wanna grow, we need to learn how to work smarter, not harder. 445 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,394 But I thought you liked to work that way. As a team. 446 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:48,155 That was always your idea. I'm fine flying solo. Always have been. 447 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,157 I can't keep being your hobby, Sean. 448 00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,476 Okay, which one of you ladies has this man's balls? 449 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,678 I should have guessed. 450 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,910 -We ready to go? -Meter's running. 451 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:08,435 Excellent. 452 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,079 We're not waiting for Sean? 453 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,594 Nope. It's a one-man show today, darling. 454 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,991 That why you need an audience? 455 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,479 Am I in trouble? 456 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:28,714 That depends. 457 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,671 What are you doing out here? 458 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,230 -I wanted to watch. -Really? 459 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,431 Do you like to watch, Mrs. Landau? 460 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,159 When it comes to my husband, 461 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,152 I'd rather be in there suturing the implants myself. 462 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,189 He's been to so many doctors this year. 463 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,918 They all spend five minutes in a room with him 464 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,197 and suddenly they're qualified to take his life into their hands 465 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:54,272 and I have to sit in the waiting room biting my nails. 466 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,398 I can't do that again. 467 00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:01,196 Even the guy who fixes my car lets me look under the hood. 468 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,797 I understand your concern, but we have a policy 469 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,872 that strictly forbids clients watching me play doctor. 470 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,759 Just looking at you, 471 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:15,113 I find it hard to believe you've never broken that rule before, Dr. Troy. 472 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,119 Everything okay? 473 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:25,349 That better? 474 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,673 What are you doing? 475 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,515 She's his wife. She can't observe the surgery. 476 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,797 If anything goes wrong, malpractice is not gonna cover us. 477 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,992 You know what's great about having a pair of these, Liz? 478 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,429 You're not afraid to work without a net. 479 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:46,669 Fifteen-blade. 480 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,716 His scrotum's gonna swell to the size of a grapefruit 481 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,597 over the next couple of weeks. 482 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,069 I recommend the only sexual contact you have with your husband 483 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,072 is throwing him a bag of ice or a bucket of Vicodin. 484 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:59,869 What about irrigating the scar with some saline and Betadine swabs? 485 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,478 Burt made his money in the medical field. 486 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,039 It kind of rubs off. 487 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,998 I wanna thank you again. 488 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,829 It's refreshing 489 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:19,835 to see a doctor put his ego aside and treat me with equal respect. 490 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,069 Well, if you really want to thank me, 491 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:24,357 why don't you come to my place for dinner tonight? 492 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,471 Why go through all that trouble? 493 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,911 We should just hop into the empty bed right here. 494 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,473 Before he wakes up. 495 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,633 I'm flattered. 496 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:45,152 But I've never cheated on my husband, and I never will. 497 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:48,437 I'm sorry. After the very strong signals you've been sending me, I thought... 498 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,511 I know what you thought. 499 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,433 You don't understand how someone my age 500 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:53,714 can be attracted to an older man. 501 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:54,915 Certainly not without a pre-nup. 502 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,592 So you just assumed I married him for his money? 503 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:57,749 Absolutely. 504 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,110 You don't choose who you love, Dr. Troy. 505 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,428 It chooses you. 506 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,674 I never saw myself with an older man, either. 507 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,637 But when I stopped fighting what my heart truly wanted, 508 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,950 I realized how happy I was with Burt. 509 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:17,875 Content. 510 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,072 Well, in that case, 511 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,314 I humbly withdraw my indecent proposition. 512 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,752 What if I had a proposition for you, Dr. Troy? 513 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,556 Buy us? We're not for sale. 514 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,433 We are at this price. 515 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,592 -Impressive, but I'm not impressed. -Just read the proposal. 516 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,148 The up-front payment is just for majority stake in the company. 517 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:56,879 We still get our salary, we still own part of the business. 518 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,474 We just don't have to deal with all the managerial bullshit, that's all. 519 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,312 -But why us? -Who cares? 520 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:03,959 You heard the guy. 521 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,637 He eats paper planes and shits out space shuttles. 522 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,518 It's gonna make us rich. 523 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:16,353 Look, we work 70 hours a week just to keep pace, right? 524 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,752 This is gonna give us at least 30 of those hours back. 525 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,875 They're not just buying our business, they're helping keep us sane. 526 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,599 -But I am sane. -Bullshit! You're a workaholic! 527 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,272 And you got another kid on the way. 528 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,351 I mean, you gonna let Julia raise another one on her own? 529 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,112 You saw what a 70-hour work week did to Matt. 530 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,555 Your genes are as responsible for that as my work habits. 531 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,757 Are the Landaus gonna pay to replace those? I'd be all for that! 532 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:38,955 Why are you doing this? 533 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,871 You've been acting strange and distant all week, 534 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,076 and now you want to sell off this thing we made together. 535 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,151 -What the hell's wrong with you? -Nothing is wrong with me. 536 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:46,912 I just think we're still young men. 537 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,639 Why tie ourselves down until we're not anymore? 538 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:52,515 This isn't a burden that I'm tied to. 539 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:54,109 It's our child. 540 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,113 Well, maybe it's time to let your kiddie grow up. 541 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:03,954 Come on. This is what it's all about. 542 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,996 You build a business, you sell it off 543 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:09,277 and walk off into the sunset with a buttload of cash. 544 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,511 Sorry, Christian, 545 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,558 but we need to both sign off on a sale, and I won't do it. 546 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,599 I guess you're stuck with me. 547 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,670 Christian wants to sell the business 548 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,150 and have us work there as employees. 549 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,435 I don't know what's going on with him. 550 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:50,469 Asshole! 551 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:56,477 I'm his partner. He's acting like he's just in this alone. 552 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,038 What? What's the matter? 553 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,079 It's about the baby. 554 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,874 -You lost it? -No. 555 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,833 It's Christian's? 556 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:19,188 Dr. Allenby took another sonogram, 557 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:23,071 and we're having a baby boy. 558 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:27,675 A boy? 559 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:32,833 I'm having a son? 560 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,879 Something wrong? 561 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,071 Something wrong with our baby? 562 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,075 Yeah. 563 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:52,669 It's called Electridl... 564 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,678 I can't even pronounce it. 565 00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,154 Ectrodactyly? 566 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,156 How long have you known about this? 567 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,309 Well, I knew that there was a possibility that... 568 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,831 Wait, you knew that... 569 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,190 You knew there was a possibility? 570 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,358 And you didn't tell me? 571 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,518 I thought things were gonna be different, Julia. 572 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:25,749 I mean, one son was a lie. 573 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,308 I thought we were really gonna be together this time. 574 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,312 I didn't know what "we" were. 575 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,433 I mean, after everything we've been through, 576 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:36,238 I didn't know how we'd be. 577 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,549 But I've made a decision that I'm having this baby no matter what. 578 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:46,589 Our baby. 579 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,598 And, you know, I'm sorry. Maybe I should've told you 580 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,671 instead of pulling away. 581 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:53,795 I'm sorry. 582 00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,598 You still couldn't trust me? 583 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,272 No, Sean, it wasn't that. 584 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:04,148 It was because I didn't know how it would feel between us. 585 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:07,429 And I was scared that if I told you, 586 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,274 you wouldn't want it, 587 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,518 and that I might lose you. 588 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,994 You should've been honest with me, Julia. 589 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,393 Look, I can leave. You know, you're... 590 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,914 We're not married, you're not bound to me. 591 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,116 I'm not gonna ask anything of you. 592 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:37,834 And I'm selling my shares from the spa 593 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,998 so that I can be with the baby full-time. 594 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,033 I'm so sorry. 595 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,993 It's our baby, Julia. 596 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,792 I wanna do this with you. 597 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:36,395 It's not going to be easy. I don't know what we're gonna do. 598 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,152 We're gonna love each other. 599 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,396 -What are you doing? -Just taking a little drive. 600 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,119 I was in the neighborhood, thought I'd drop by, 601 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,233 see my partner. 602 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,638 Why is there a statue of a cock in the corner? 603 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:40,357 It's not a cock, Sean. It's called abstract art. 604 00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,630 It's from the Brutalism movement. 605 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,036 Is it a couch or is it a crocodile? 606 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,597 Why'd you change everything? I liked it the way it was. 607 00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,154 Are you drunk? 608 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,876 Have you ever tried protein powder? 609 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:10,878 I've been working out. 610 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,714 You've officially been replaced as my hobby. 611 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,994 Anyway, the stuff tastes like ass, 612 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:21,591 so I juiced it up a bit with a delightfully-flavored vodka. 613 00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,392 -I'll get you a cup of coffee. -Oh, screw Folgers. 614 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,072 Break out the champagne! 615 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:33,393 Let's celebrate the sale of our business. 616 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,952 -Are you serious? -Oh, you're right, Christian. 617 00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,598 I am a goddamn workaholic. 618 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,592 It's gotta stop before I give myself a heart attack. 619 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,910 Julia's all for selling, by the way. 620 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:53,113 She wants to be a full-time mom this time around. 621 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,599 Gina's agreed to buy out her shares of the spa. 622 00:44:58,840 --> 00:44:59,829 Yeah. 623 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,389 That cash isn't rolling in anytime soon. 624 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,434 Handicapped children need a lot of extra care, 625 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,793 not to mention money, 626 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:17,751 so it all works out perfectly. 627 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,269 My little boy's got ectrodactyly. 628 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:33,554 My little innocent unborn baby boy got hit with a one-in-a-million bolt of lightning. 629 00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:37,549 Jesus. 630 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,194 I'm so sorry. 631 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,518 I don't want your pity. 632 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,512 You should be happy, after all. You got the perfect son. 633 00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,239 I know you don't believe this now, but in time, 634 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,591 things will all work out fine. 635 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,554 -He'll be able to live a normal life. -No, he won't! 636 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,153 He'll never be normal! 637 00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,629 Look, you're a doctor. You know what those hands look like. 638 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:15,996 He's never gonna be able to play ball in the backyard with his old man. 639 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:17,308 Never be able to go out in public 640 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:21,473 and not be stared at by strangers who whisper and laugh that he's a freak! 641 00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:29,918 Did you just find out? 642 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,195 She got the final diagnosis this week. 643 00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:40,597 And now she's six months along. The ship has sailed. 644 00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:49,239 Would you have asked her to have an abortion 645 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,157 if you knew about it earlier? 646 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,195 Yes. 647 00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,838 God help me, yes. 648 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,389 Yep. 649 00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:53,876 I'll see you Monday at the lawyer's office. 650 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:43,872 Hi, I'm Cindy. 651 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,396 What can I do for you this evening? 652 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:10,915 Hi. 653 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,552 Want some company? 654 00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:20,432 Not tonight, sweetheart. Thanks.