1 00:00:07,101 --> 00:00:09,267 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:11,935 --> 00:00:14,518 Let me ask you something. You happy with your color? 3 00:00:14,601 --> 00:00:17,017 Fuckin' love my color. Fuckin' mahogany. 4 00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:18,685 -Yeah. You're mahogany. -Yeah. 5 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:19,810 Hell, yeah. 6 00:00:19,893 --> 00:00:21,726 -You happy with your color? -No. 7 00:00:21,810 --> 00:00:24,267 -Huh? No? -Ah, well, what is it? What is it? 8 00:00:24,351 --> 00:00:26,226 You're like a... a porridge, 9 00:00:26,309 --> 00:00:28,851 a cream of wheat, a farina, that kind of shit. 10 00:00:28,935 --> 00:00:30,851 -That's what white people's skin tone is. -Right. 11 00:00:30,935 --> 00:00:33,017 -It's just different kinds of hot cereal. -Right, right. 12 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:35,309 Black people, your skin tone's like, 13 00:00:35,393 --> 00:00:37,434 it depends on the amount of milk you put in the coffee. 14 00:00:37,518 --> 00:00:39,601 Fuckin' right. I'm like a fuckin' Yoo-hoo. 15 00:00:39,685 --> 00:00:42,476 -I shake that motherfucker up. I'm shakin' it up. -Yoo-hoo's a good color. 16 00:00:42,559 --> 00:00:44,518 -Fuckin' good color. Shit. -Yeah, Yoo-hoo's a really good color. 17 00:00:44,601 --> 00:00:46,559 -Yeah. -(laughing) 18 00:00:46,643 --> 00:00:47,893 -(clanks) -What? 19 00:00:47,976 --> 00:00:49,393 There you go. 20 00:00:49,476 --> 00:00:50,726 -(clatters) -Somewhere between-- 21 00:00:50,810 --> 00:00:52,309 -Wait, excuse me? -What the-- what the fuck? 22 00:00:52,393 --> 00:00:54,267 ♪ 23 00:00:56,851 --> 00:00:58,810 Hey. Larry. 24 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:00,935 -Randi. Yeah. -You got it. 25 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:03,976 -I'm a friend of Susie's. -I know, I know, I know. Yeah. 26 00:01:04,059 --> 00:01:05,267 Happy New Year. 27 00:01:05,351 --> 00:01:06,351 Eh. 28 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:07,726 It's a little late, frankly, 29 00:01:07,810 --> 00:01:09,226 for the "Happy New Years," you know? 30 00:01:09,309 --> 00:01:11,518 Why? It just happened a couple of weeks ago, right? 31 00:01:11,601 --> 00:01:12,434 Yeah, that's too long. 32 00:01:12,518 --> 00:01:14,226 The statute of limitations 33 00:01:14,309 --> 00:01:16,101 has kind of run out on the "New Years." 34 00:01:16,184 --> 00:01:18,559 -Three days. Plenty. -Three days? 35 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:20,893 By the way, everything doesn't have to be happy. 36 00:01:20,976 --> 00:01:22,559 Why does everything have to be happy? 37 00:01:22,643 --> 00:01:25,351 -I'm having a pretty good day. -Yeah. Look at you. 38 00:01:25,434 --> 00:01:27,434 -That's, that's huge. -Yeah, I'm about eight months. 39 00:01:27,518 --> 00:01:30,685 If you need some name tips, I'm your guy. 40 00:01:30,768 --> 00:01:32,476 -Yeah. -What would you suggest? 41 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:34,643 Maybe something, uh, Swedish, perhaps? 42 00:01:34,726 --> 00:01:36,810 Yeah, I'm... my husband is African-American, 43 00:01:36,893 --> 00:01:39,518 so I'm not sure that would, I don't know, gel. 44 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:42,017 You like saying that, don't you. 45 00:01:42,101 --> 00:01:44,935 -Do I like saying that he's African-American? -Yeah. 46 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:46,518 I think you wanted me to know. 47 00:01:46,601 --> 00:01:48,267 Does it change your opinion of me? 48 00:01:48,351 --> 00:01:51,101 In some ways, yes. In some ways, no. 49 00:01:51,184 --> 00:01:52,476 -Okay. -All right. 50 00:01:52,559 --> 00:01:54,726 Enjoy your workout. 51 00:01:56,142 --> 00:01:57,851 (beeping) 52 00:01:59,476 --> 00:02:02,643 (beeping continues) 53 00:02:07,559 --> 00:02:09,351 What are you doing? 54 00:02:10,351 --> 00:02:11,476 What? 55 00:02:11,559 --> 00:02:13,768 What's with the-- What's with the jogging? 56 00:02:13,851 --> 00:02:16,184 I'm... I'm working out. 57 00:02:16,267 --> 00:02:18,226 -Working out? -Yeah. 58 00:02:18,476 --> 00:02:20,935 You, you're jostling the fetus. 59 00:02:21,559 --> 00:02:23,810 You can't-- You can't run in your condition. 60 00:02:23,893 --> 00:02:25,685 Uh, yes, I can. 61 00:02:25,768 --> 00:02:27,017 I was advised by my midwife 62 00:02:27,101 --> 00:02:28,643 that I should continue to work out. 63 00:02:28,726 --> 00:02:30,476 Maybe you want to consult your blacksmith. 64 00:02:30,559 --> 00:02:32,017 See what he has to say about it. 65 00:02:32,101 --> 00:02:35,434 Oh, I don't, uh, want to get into it with you, but, um... 66 00:02:35,518 --> 00:02:37,976 my fetus, my problem, okay? 67 00:02:38,059 --> 00:02:41,101 -I pity that fetus. -(machine beeping) 68 00:02:41,184 --> 00:02:43,267 Larry: Oh, my God. I can't watch this. 69 00:02:45,059 --> 00:02:48,226 -Happy New Year. -Yeah, Happy New Year. 70 00:02:52,685 --> 00:02:54,726 (slapping) 71 00:02:59,601 --> 00:03:02,559 -(slapping) -Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Come on, man. 72 00:03:02,851 --> 00:03:05,810 -You gotta stay dry. -You're over-talcing here. 73 00:03:05,893 --> 00:03:07,643 -Ugh! -Happy New Year. 74 00:03:07,726 --> 00:03:08,851 Yeah, yeah. 75 00:03:08,935 --> 00:03:10,726 -I couldn't even breathe in there. -Right. 76 00:03:10,810 --> 00:03:13,726 He was putting talc under his arm, 77 00:03:13,810 --> 00:03:16,518 -on his balls... It was disgusting. -(laughing) 78 00:03:16,601 --> 00:03:19,476 -I mean, who still uses that? -I use that shit all the time. 79 00:03:19,559 --> 00:03:23,184 -Can't be good for you. -Not if you're allergic to it. 80 00:03:23,267 --> 00:03:24,935 My Auntie Rey put some of that shit on her, 81 00:03:25,017 --> 00:03:26,518 and went into anaphylactic shock. 82 00:03:26,601 --> 00:03:28,935 -Really? -Yeah. Started shakin' and shit. Took her to the ER. 83 00:03:29,017 --> 00:03:31,851 -Man, they had to pump her stomach for nothing. -That's incredible. 84 00:03:31,935 --> 00:03:33,309 Yeah, man. 85 00:03:33,393 --> 00:03:35,810 -Look at this guy in the MAGA hat. -Boy. You don't see... 86 00:03:35,893 --> 00:03:39,059 -You don't see many of those in LA, do you? -You fuckin' don't. 87 00:03:39,142 --> 00:03:42,226 Know what I noticed? No one ever wears those hats on backwards. 88 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:44,643 If mean, if you're gonna get your ass kicked, you want to see it coming. 89 00:03:44,726 --> 00:03:46,142 -(chuckles) -I like that. 90 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,142 -Yeah. -Mocha-- Mocha Joe's 91 00:03:49,226 --> 00:03:50,810 Mocha Joe. I know a Mocha Joe. 92 00:03:50,893 --> 00:03:52,768 -You want some coffee? -Sure. Okay. 93 00:03:52,851 --> 00:03:54,434 -Let's go in here. -Get a little latte. 94 00:03:54,518 --> 00:03:56,309 -Thank you so much. I appreciate it. -Thank you. 95 00:03:56,393 --> 00:03:57,559 Have a great day. 96 00:03:57,643 --> 00:04:00,893 -Whoa! Blast from the past. -Oh, boy, oh, boy. 97 00:04:00,976 --> 00:04:02,643 -Larry David. Wow. -Mocha Joe! 98 00:04:02,726 --> 00:04:05,017 -Long time, no see, man. What are you doin' here? -Hey! 99 00:04:05,101 --> 00:04:06,309 -What's your name? -Leon. 100 00:04:06,393 --> 00:04:08,226 -Leon. Nice to meet you. -This is unreal. 101 00:04:08,309 --> 00:04:10,101 Do you believe it? Huh? What can I get you guys? 102 00:04:10,184 --> 00:04:11,685 I'll get a-- Do you have scones? 103 00:04:11,768 --> 00:04:13,142 Yeah. Right there. They're beautiful. 104 00:04:13,226 --> 00:04:15,059 Great. I'll have a scone, and a, uh, cup of coffee. 105 00:04:15,142 --> 00:04:17,685 -Cup of coffee and a scone. What about you, Leon? -Let me get a latte. 106 00:04:17,768 --> 00:04:19,976 All right. One scone, a coffee, a latte. 107 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:21,559 That's $11.50. 108 00:04:22,017 --> 00:04:23,559 There you go. Keep the change. 109 00:04:23,643 --> 00:04:25,184 Oh, thanks for the tip. Appreciate it. 110 00:04:26,393 --> 00:04:29,142 Mocha Joe: A latte and a coffee, please. Thank you. 111 00:04:29,226 --> 00:04:30,393 Mm. 112 00:04:31,142 --> 00:04:32,559 It's a little soft. 113 00:04:32,893 --> 00:04:34,476 What, the scone? 114 00:04:34,559 --> 00:04:37,643 Yeah. Scones are supposed to be hard. This is like a muffin. 115 00:04:37,726 --> 00:04:41,351 Well, not really. It's supposed to be fresh. 116 00:04:41,434 --> 00:04:42,893 Yeah, fresh hard. 117 00:04:42,976 --> 00:04:44,768 Well, that's a fresh scone. 118 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:47,393 I'm not quite sure you know what a scone is, Mocha Joe. 119 00:04:47,476 --> 00:04:49,267 -Oh, I know what a scone is. -Larry: Do you? 120 00:04:49,351 --> 00:04:52,226 -Yeah. -You may have a looser definition of scone than I do. 121 00:04:52,309 --> 00:04:55,267 I don't think it's really open to interpretation, though. 122 00:04:55,351 --> 00:04:58,017 You want the scone, or not? 123 00:04:58,101 --> 00:04:59,893 Yeah, I'll keep the scone-slash-muffin. 124 00:04:59,976 --> 00:05:03,017 -So you're gonna keep the scone? -Yeah. Muffin. Yeah. 125 00:05:03,101 --> 00:05:04,476 Enjoy the scone, Larry. 126 00:05:04,559 --> 00:05:07,351 -Hey, you got any Danishes? -Uh, no. 127 00:05:07,935 --> 00:05:09,768 You're fuckin' up. 128 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:11,851 Mocha Joe: (sighs) Next. 129 00:05:12,518 --> 00:05:13,976 (sighs) 130 00:05:14,059 --> 00:05:16,267 -Oh, my God. -(table squeaking) 131 00:05:16,351 --> 00:05:19,059 -Look at this table. Do you believe it? -Wow. 132 00:05:19,142 --> 00:05:22,059 -Wow. -Hey, uh, hey, Mocha Joe. 133 00:05:22,142 --> 00:05:23,476 Mocha Joe: Yeah? 134 00:05:23,559 --> 00:05:26,142 -Check out this table. -Yeah? 135 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:28,476 (chuckles) It's a wobb-- You got a wobbly table, here. 136 00:05:28,559 --> 00:05:29,893 Yeah, well, stop moving it. 137 00:05:29,976 --> 00:05:33,017 Stop moving it? It's-- Every time I, I, I lean on it, 138 00:05:33,101 --> 00:05:34,810 -it's gonna move. -Put your foot on it, like everybody else does. 139 00:05:34,893 --> 00:05:36,726 I'm gonna sit with my foot on the table? 140 00:05:36,810 --> 00:05:38,726 Yeah, that's how you hold it down. The floors are wobbly. 141 00:05:38,810 --> 00:05:41,434 -Mocha Joe, can I give you a little advice? -Yeah. 142 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:43,643 Nobody likes a wobbly table. 143 00:05:43,726 --> 00:05:46,476 Fastest way to lose customers is wobbly tables. 144 00:05:46,559 --> 00:05:48,351 I got an uncle with a wobbly leg. 145 00:05:48,434 --> 00:05:50,309 I can't stand that motherfucker. 146 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:52,309 Leaning on shit all the time. 147 00:05:53,101 --> 00:05:55,184 -Hmm. -Barista: Two medium cappuccinos. 148 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:57,685 (gulps) Aah. (scoffs) 149 00:05:58,059 --> 00:06:00,309 Larry: Taste your coffee. 150 00:06:00,768 --> 00:06:02,059 -Cold. -It's cold. 151 00:06:02,142 --> 00:06:03,101 Hey, man. 152 00:06:03,184 --> 00:06:04,518 -Yeah. -Larry: Hey, Mocha Joe. 153 00:06:04,601 --> 00:06:06,601 -What? -(laughs softly) 154 00:06:07,393 --> 00:06:08,851 This is cold coffee. 155 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:10,559 Whoa, whoa. Wait a second. 156 00:06:10,643 --> 00:06:12,685 That coffee is not cold. 157 00:06:12,768 --> 00:06:14,351 -Is your coffee cold? -Your coffee's hot, right? 158 00:06:14,434 --> 00:06:16,184 Look, we don't wanna be fuckin' haters right now, 159 00:06:16,267 --> 00:06:17,476 but this shit is cold. 160 00:06:17,559 --> 00:06:19,184 Can, can I get a n-- 161 00:06:19,267 --> 00:06:21,017 -Can I get a new cup? -No. 162 00:06:21,101 --> 00:06:22,309 -So you're not gonna give me a new cup. -No. 163 00:06:22,393 --> 00:06:24,017 'Cause that's a hot cup of coffee. 164 00:06:24,101 --> 00:06:25,893 -It was hot when I gave it to you-- -That's a hot cup of coffee? 165 00:06:25,976 --> 00:06:27,726 It's a hot cup of coffee. It was hot when I gave it to you. 166 00:06:27,810 --> 00:06:29,559 Would you stick your nose in a hot cup of coffee? 167 00:06:29,643 --> 00:06:30,726 Why would you stick your nose-- 168 00:06:30,810 --> 00:06:32,059 Because I want to prove to you 169 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,476 that it's cold coffee. Watch this. 170 00:06:35,476 --> 00:06:36,893 That's cold coffee. 171 00:06:36,976 --> 00:06:38,393 -That doesn't prove anything except... -It does. 172 00:06:38,476 --> 00:06:41,309 ...that you're an old, bald nut! 173 00:06:41,643 --> 00:06:43,184 -What'd you say to me? -You heard me. 174 00:06:43,267 --> 00:06:45,476 -Now get out, you old, bald fuck! -With pleasure! 175 00:06:45,559 --> 00:06:47,810 You think I want to sit here with a wobbly table, 176 00:06:47,893 --> 00:06:49,518 -and drink cold black coffee? -Yeah. 177 00:06:49,601 --> 00:06:51,434 -No, thank you. -Yeah, good. Get out. 178 00:06:51,518 --> 00:06:54,518 Hey. Larry might be one or two of those things, but not all three. 179 00:06:54,601 --> 00:06:56,101 Happy New Year, Larry. 180 00:06:56,184 --> 00:06:58,643 Happy New Year, Mocha Joe! 181 00:06:58,726 --> 00:07:01,226 ♪ ♪ 182 00:07:08,226 --> 00:07:10,559 (collar jingling) 183 00:07:18,142 --> 00:07:20,935 Alice: Morning, Larry. How are you? 184 00:07:21,017 --> 00:07:23,976 -Your dog? -Bogey! 185 00:07:24,059 --> 00:07:25,434 He's eating out of my bowl. 186 00:07:25,518 --> 00:07:27,685 Oh, I just got that bowl from the kitchen. 187 00:07:27,768 --> 00:07:29,393 I thought it was an office bowl. 188 00:07:29,476 --> 00:07:31,017 It's an office bowl for humans. 189 00:07:31,101 --> 00:07:32,267 Not for dogs. 190 00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:34,476 I mean, I wash it at the end of the day 191 00:07:34,559 --> 00:07:36,601 -with soap, and then I dry it, and-- -No, that's not enough. 192 00:07:36,685 --> 00:07:39,101 It needs to be sterilized. I can't, I can't... 193 00:07:39,184 --> 00:07:41,351 share a bowl with a dog. 194 00:07:41,434 --> 00:07:42,810 (chuckles uncomfortably) 195 00:07:42,893 --> 00:07:45,768 -Uh, I've got some mail for you. -Ah! 196 00:07:46,267 --> 00:07:50,101 -And there's some other stuff. -Wait a second. Wait a second. 197 00:07:50,726 --> 00:07:51,976 -Look at this. -Yeah. 198 00:07:52,059 --> 00:07:53,643 -Is that new? -Relatively. 199 00:07:53,726 --> 00:07:56,726 All right, what-- What the hell is that? Why is one eye closed? 200 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,059 Huh? What is all that? 201 00:07:58,142 --> 00:08:00,142 Oh, well, it's kind of personal. I don't-- 202 00:08:00,226 --> 00:08:01,643 I don't share it with everybody. 203 00:08:01,726 --> 00:08:03,226 Yeah, it's very personal. 204 00:08:03,309 --> 00:08:05,184 The whole world can see it, but it's personal. 205 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:06,935 -Well, it's on my body. -Okay, okay. 206 00:08:07,017 --> 00:08:08,559 Hey, let me ask you something, okay? 207 00:08:08,643 --> 00:08:10,476 If I walked in here with a horn on my head, 208 00:08:10,559 --> 00:08:12,184 would you say, "What are you doing with a horn on your head?" 209 00:08:12,267 --> 00:08:14,351 I'd say, "Oh, I can't tell you. It's personal." 210 00:08:14,434 --> 00:08:17,101 I got the tattoo because of an event in my life, 211 00:08:17,184 --> 00:08:18,976 and it means something special to me. 212 00:08:19,059 --> 00:08:20,309 It's a reminder of that to me. 213 00:08:20,393 --> 00:08:22,434 -It's just for me. -Really? 214 00:08:22,518 --> 00:08:25,393 Then why didn't you put it on your ass? 215 00:08:26,768 --> 00:08:29,851 I have something from the business manager that you need to sign. 216 00:08:29,935 --> 00:08:31,810 Ah. All right. 217 00:08:32,768 --> 00:08:34,935 -Okay. -Uh, it's just... 218 00:08:35,017 --> 00:08:37,226 There's an initial, and a date, 219 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:39,810 and I think three signatures. 220 00:08:40,726 --> 00:08:42,017 May I? 221 00:08:42,101 --> 00:08:44,351 Oh, what are you doing? That's my shirt. 222 00:08:44,434 --> 00:08:46,309 Well, I was... cleaning my glasses. 223 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:49,101 You can't clean your glasses with a shirt that I'm wearing 224 00:08:49,184 --> 00:08:50,309 while I'm wearing it. 225 00:08:50,393 --> 00:08:52,851 It's inappropriate. It's crossing a boundary. 226 00:08:52,935 --> 00:08:55,518 -No good? -No good. 227 00:08:55,601 --> 00:08:57,351 Hmm. (pops lips) Okay. 228 00:08:57,434 --> 00:08:58,935 ♪ 229 00:09:01,434 --> 00:09:04,476 (party chatter) 230 00:09:05,726 --> 00:09:08,309 I know. Susie loves this house even more than her last one. 231 00:09:08,393 --> 00:09:10,226 Well, the last one stunk. 232 00:09:10,309 --> 00:09:12,226 Cheryl: It was too big. 233 00:09:12,309 --> 00:09:16,226 And he called me, uh... He called me old and bald. 234 00:09:16,309 --> 00:09:17,810 -What? -I swear to God. 235 00:09:17,893 --> 00:09:19,267 You know, I'll tell you something. I love coffee, 236 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:21,393 and I love his coffee, but you're one of my old-- 237 00:09:21,476 --> 00:09:22,976 You are my oldest friend. 238 00:09:23,059 --> 00:09:24,810 I'm gonna boycott that place. 239 00:09:24,893 --> 00:09:26,935 -You're gonna boycott Mocha Joe's? -I'm boycotting. 240 00:09:27,017 --> 00:09:28,685 -Hey! -Jeff: How about that? 241 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:31,267 -I'm boycotting Mocha Joe. You can't do that to my friend. -Larry: Hey. 242 00:09:31,351 --> 00:09:33,101 -Look at this guy. Look at this guy. -That's a friend. 243 00:09:33,184 --> 00:09:34,518 We were in the same hospital together. 244 00:09:34,601 --> 00:09:36,518 -He can't fuck with my friend. -All right! 245 00:09:36,601 --> 00:09:38,601 -I'm gonna get some coffee. -Larry: Okay. 246 00:09:38,685 --> 00:09:40,393 Enjoy your coffee. 247 00:09:40,476 --> 00:09:42,726 -He's boycotting. -He's boycotting. That's a big move. 248 00:09:42,810 --> 00:09:45,101 -Jeff: That's a big move, a boycott. -Oh, my God. 249 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:47,768 Who invited you? You pig. 250 00:09:47,851 --> 00:09:50,351 No, uh, Nancy, that is not Harvey Weinstein. 251 00:09:50,434 --> 00:09:53,476 -I'm so sorry, Jeff. My sister's from out of town. -Jeff: Oh! 252 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:55,434 -I'm just, I'm really sorry. -Oh, my God. Oh, I'm so-- 253 00:09:55,518 --> 00:09:58,017 -Jeff: I'm the host of the party. -Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. 254 00:09:58,101 --> 00:09:59,601 Yes, I'm not Harvey Weinstein. 255 00:09:59,685 --> 00:10:01,601 -I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. -Jeff: Okay. 256 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,768 (whispers): He looks like Harvey Weinstein. He looks just like him. 257 00:10:03,851 --> 00:10:06,267 -What the hell? -Okay. 258 00:10:06,351 --> 00:10:10,559 All the time, women, men-- doesn't matter. 259 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:12,726 -Larry: Geez. -And suddenly, I'm this guy. 260 00:10:12,810 --> 00:10:15,059 -Unbelievable. -Unbelievable. 261 00:10:15,142 --> 00:10:18,601 I'm starving. Oh! Pigs in a blanket. 262 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:20,267 -What's better? -Oh... 263 00:10:20,351 --> 00:10:23,518 I've been following her around all night, but she never has any. 264 00:10:23,601 --> 00:10:24,935 Jeff: They go fast. 265 00:10:25,017 --> 00:10:27,476 I don't care how foo-foo the other items are, 266 00:10:27,559 --> 00:10:29,810 -and people love 'em, pigs in a blanket. -Yeah. 267 00:10:29,893 --> 00:10:33,393 Larry, I am extremely displeased with your behavior. 268 00:10:33,476 --> 00:10:35,142 Ladies and gentlemen, 269 00:10:35,226 --> 00:10:38,476 the 16th president of these United States... 270 00:10:38,559 --> 00:10:40,476 -Yeah, yeah. You're funny. -...Abraham Lincoln. 271 00:10:40,559 --> 00:10:42,142 Let's give him a big round of applause. 272 00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:44,559 -Like you know anything about fashion. -It is such an honor 273 00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:47,101 to be standing near you, Mr. President. 274 00:10:47,184 --> 00:10:50,476 This hat is very similar to the one that Kate Middleton wore. 275 00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:52,726 -Okay? You don't know shit. -Oh, really? 276 00:10:52,810 --> 00:10:54,893 -I know you look ridiculous. How about that? -Yeah. Yeah, fine. 277 00:10:54,976 --> 00:10:58,768 You act ridiculous. Why are you harassing my friend Randi at the gym? 278 00:10:58,851 --> 00:11:01,601 Hey, you know what? Somebody has to stand up for that fetus. 279 00:11:01,685 --> 00:11:03,017 You don't know anything about fetuses. 280 00:11:03,101 --> 00:11:04,768 I know you don't go on a treadmill 281 00:11:04,851 --> 00:11:06,476 eight months pregnant. You don't have to be a genius 282 00:11:06,559 --> 00:11:08,226 -to figure that out. -Why not? Why not? 283 00:11:08,309 --> 00:11:10,059 Do you think that's good for fetus? All that jostling? 284 00:11:10,142 --> 00:11:13,518 It's not your job to mansplain to Randi! 285 00:11:13,601 --> 00:11:15,309 -Jeff, there's people I want you to meet. -Okay. 286 00:11:15,393 --> 00:11:18,017 "Four score and seven years ago, 287 00:11:18,101 --> 00:11:21,393 "our fathers brought forth to this continent 288 00:11:21,476 --> 00:11:22,893 "a new nation, 289 00:11:22,976 --> 00:11:24,768 "conceived in liberty, 290 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,768 -dedicated..." -Larry, Happy New Year. 291 00:11:26,851 --> 00:11:28,267 You're too late. 292 00:11:28,351 --> 00:11:30,101 "Happy New Year." Come on. It's three weeks. 293 00:11:30,184 --> 00:11:32,476 -Isn't it almost a month already? -It's ridiculous. 294 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,726 Ah, look, well, they have nothing to say, these people. 295 00:11:35,351 --> 00:11:38,267 -Oh, man. -How do you know it's a happy new year, anyway? 296 00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:40,935 -I can't believe it. -What? 297 00:11:41,726 --> 00:11:44,351 Aw, I missed 'em again. It's unbelievable. 298 00:11:44,434 --> 00:11:46,393 Hey, Larry! Hey! 299 00:11:46,476 --> 00:11:47,601 -Hey. -How you been? 300 00:11:47,685 --> 00:11:49,184 -Good. -Yeah, great to see you. 301 00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:50,685 Shit. That's Rosen-- 302 00:11:50,768 --> 00:11:51,935 -Phil Rosenthal. -Phil Rosenthal. 303 00:11:52,017 --> 00:11:53,893 He just talks about his shows all the time. 304 00:11:53,976 --> 00:11:57,434 His own show, and how about-- Romano is on 500 times a day. 305 00:11:57,518 --> 00:11:58,893 Somebody Feed Phil. 306 00:11:58,976 --> 00:12:01,226 Oh, geez, with all the chaos in the world, 307 00:12:01,309 --> 00:12:02,935 in third-world countries, feed him? 308 00:12:03,017 --> 00:12:04,226 He should be feeding other people. 309 00:12:04,309 --> 00:12:06,059 It should be called Phil Feeds Everybody. 310 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,559 -You know what I'm gonna do with him tonight? -What's that? 311 00:12:08,643 --> 00:12:10,518 The Big Goodbye. 312 00:12:10,601 --> 00:12:12,226 I'm employing The Big Goodbye. 313 00:12:12,309 --> 00:12:14,559 -It's the greatest move in history. -How great is The Big Goodbye? 314 00:12:14,643 --> 00:12:16,476 I've been doing it for years, since you taught me. 315 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:18,059 -You avoid the person all night... -Of course. 316 00:12:18,142 --> 00:12:20,101 And then at the end, when you're about to leave, 317 00:12:20,184 --> 00:12:22,059 you go, "Ah!" You give 'em a big goodbye. 318 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:25,685 -Then they feel good... -Bye! Goodbye and good luck to you and your family. 319 00:12:25,768 --> 00:12:28,226 They're very happy that you spent this time with them 320 00:12:28,309 --> 00:12:29,726 at the end of the night, and... 321 00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:31,726 -and you slip out. -It's genius. 322 00:12:31,810 --> 00:12:34,810 Um, are you up for doing our old ventriloquist act? 323 00:12:34,893 --> 00:12:36,935 -I don't know. Susie wants to see it. -Yeah, I'll do it. 324 00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,059 -You will? -Yeah. 325 00:12:38,142 --> 00:12:39,393 Okay, good. Can we do it pretty soon? 326 00:12:39,476 --> 00:12:40,851 Because I want Ted to see it before he leaves. 327 00:12:40,935 --> 00:12:42,726 -Of course. -Thank you. 328 00:12:43,518 --> 00:12:45,017 Ted. 329 00:12:45,101 --> 00:12:46,851 -(all laughing) -I'd like to thank Jeff and Susie 330 00:12:46,935 --> 00:12:49,935 -for inviting us into their beautiful home. -I like the other one. 331 00:12:50,017 --> 00:12:51,810 (crowd laughing) 332 00:12:51,893 --> 00:12:53,893 Well, I think the house is very nice. 333 00:12:53,976 --> 00:12:56,476 -(laughs) -(crowd laughing) 334 00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:59,726 Did they throw that fish smell in for free? 335 00:12:59,810 --> 00:13:02,893 (laughing) 336 00:13:02,976 --> 00:13:06,643 And, and, and look at all our other friends who are kind enough to join us. 337 00:13:06,726 --> 00:13:10,643 -There's, there's Ted Danson. -Wow, is he handsome! 338 00:13:10,726 --> 00:13:12,267 He sure thinks so. 339 00:13:12,351 --> 00:13:15,017 -Oh! -(laughing) 340 00:13:15,726 --> 00:13:17,976 And how about Susie, our inimitable hostess? 341 00:13:18,059 --> 00:13:20,810 -(clapping) -Susie, I love the curtains, 342 00:13:20,893 --> 00:13:22,893 but why did you make a jacket out of it? 343 00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,976 -Crowd: Oh! -(raucous laughter) 344 00:13:26,059 --> 00:13:28,810 -Are you having a good time? -A good time? Are you kidding me? 345 00:13:28,893 --> 00:13:32,476 I'm with a bunch of stiffs, the food sucks, the drinks aren't strong enough, 346 00:13:32,559 --> 00:13:33,643 and your hand is up my ass. 347 00:13:33,726 --> 00:13:35,893 (laughing) 348 00:13:36,351 --> 00:13:39,476 (laughing): Hey. Don't look so down. 349 00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:41,601 (laughing) 350 00:13:42,267 --> 00:13:43,935 Are you mad? 351 00:13:44,017 --> 00:13:46,518 -Let's kiss and make up. -I'm... 352 00:13:46,601 --> 00:13:50,768 -I'm not gonna kiss a dummy. -I wouldn't. She's got a cold. 353 00:13:51,726 --> 00:13:54,101 Aw. That's the end! 354 00:13:54,184 --> 00:13:56,017 -(applause, laughter) -Jeff: Bravo! 355 00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:58,476 Bravo! Cheryl and Larry. 356 00:13:58,559 --> 00:14:01,476 -Cheryl and Larry. -(cheers, whistles) 357 00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:03,768 What a great audience. Thank you. Thank you. 358 00:14:03,851 --> 00:14:07,226 -Fantastic. Thank you all for coming. -Susie: I love that bit. 359 00:14:07,309 --> 00:14:09,559 -Thanks for coming. -Susie: Always loved that bit. 360 00:14:09,643 --> 00:14:12,351 -You were very funny. -Thank you. 361 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,935 -I'm sorry, but I gotta catch my plane. -Okay. 362 00:14:15,017 --> 00:14:17,518 Actually, you know what, I better not. I don't wanna catch a cold. 363 00:14:17,601 --> 00:14:19,351 -Cheryl: Oh, I know. You gotta stay... -I'm sorry. Yeah. 364 00:14:19,434 --> 00:14:21,434 -I'll call you when I land. -...healthy. Okay. 365 00:14:21,518 --> 00:14:22,935 You don't need to call her when you land. 366 00:14:23,017 --> 00:14:25,101 If there's a plane crash, we'll know about it. 367 00:14:25,184 --> 00:14:27,226 -Okay. I'll walk you, Ted. -Thank you, guys. 368 00:14:27,309 --> 00:14:29,559 -Susie: Thank you for coming. -Ted: That was a great evening. 369 00:14:29,643 --> 00:14:31,768 ♪ 370 00:14:39,351 --> 00:14:41,559 Ah! There you are. Finally gotcha. 371 00:14:41,643 --> 00:14:43,476 Sir, I need you to get out of here. 372 00:14:43,559 --> 00:14:45,226 Get out of here? What are you talking about? 373 00:14:45,309 --> 00:14:48,059 I need you to leave this room 'cause you've been ogling me... 374 00:14:48,142 --> 00:14:50,184 -the entire night. -Ogling you? Are you nuts? 375 00:14:50,267 --> 00:14:52,851 -I, I, I've been ogling the pigs in a blanket. -Am I-- 376 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,393 Oh, my God. Yeah. 377 00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:57,309 -Not the first time this has happened. -What? I want one. 378 00:15:08,184 --> 00:15:09,309 Wow. 379 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,893 -Ah. Hey. -Hey. Excuse me. 380 00:15:12,976 --> 00:15:14,893 -Huh? Were we a hit? -We were a hit. 381 00:15:14,976 --> 00:15:17,851 -We were the highlight of this party. -Highlight of the party. 382 00:15:17,935 --> 00:15:20,851 Yeah, I mean, it's a been a while, but we've still got it. 383 00:15:20,935 --> 00:15:23,267 -What are-- What are you doing? -I'm gonna go home. 384 00:15:23,351 --> 00:15:25,267 -I'm just getting an Uber. -Uber? 385 00:15:25,351 --> 00:15:27,810 -I'll take you home. -You don't have to do that. 386 00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:29,267 Ah, it's nothing. 387 00:15:29,351 --> 00:15:32,184 -Okay. Okay. Thank you. That's-- -Um, just give me... 388 00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:33,643 Give me two minutes. 389 00:15:33,726 --> 00:15:35,976 Okay. All right. Thanks. 390 00:15:36,726 --> 00:15:38,309 Are you kidding? 391 00:15:38,393 --> 00:15:41,351 I can't believe I didn't get a chance to talk to you all night, 392 00:15:41,434 --> 00:15:42,976 and now I'm on my way out. 393 00:15:43,059 --> 00:15:45,685 -What a shame. -You giving me The Big Goodbye? 394 00:15:45,768 --> 00:15:47,976 -The Big Goodbye? What are you-- What are you talking about? -Big Goodbye. 395 00:15:48,059 --> 00:15:50,518 Where you avoid me all night, and then you think you can 396 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,851 cure it by having a Big Goodbye. I know. I've been around. 397 00:15:52,935 --> 00:15:55,726 -I wasn't giving you a Big-- I never heard of the Big Goodbye. -It seems like a Big Goodbye. 398 00:15:55,810 --> 00:15:57,810 No, it wasn't. It was just a normal goodbye. 399 00:15:57,893 --> 00:15:59,476 -That's a normal goodbye. -Yeah? 400 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,726 -Yeah. -Really? 401 00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:01,976 Yeah. I wasn't trying to avoid you. 402 00:16:02,059 --> 00:16:03,559 Are you kidding? Why would I avoid you? 403 00:16:03,643 --> 00:16:05,184 Have lunch with me Wednesday? 404 00:16:05,601 --> 00:16:07,309 We have a lot to talk about. Listen, 405 00:16:07,393 --> 00:16:09,351 we're doing Raymond in Portugal. 406 00:16:09,434 --> 00:16:11,851 Yeah. Everybody Loves Joam. 407 00:16:11,935 --> 00:16:13,976 It's fantastic. I get to go. 408 00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:15,851 And then I have the whole Somebody Feed Phil show. 409 00:16:15,935 --> 00:16:18,685 I want you to do my show. I want to go to Ethiopia with you. 410 00:16:18,768 --> 00:16:20,810 -(chuckles) Ethiopia. -Ethiopia's great. 411 00:16:20,893 --> 00:16:22,476 I don't think I'm running off to Ethiopia-- 412 00:16:22,559 --> 00:16:23,976 Sure, you eat with your hands. It's fantastic. 413 00:16:24,059 --> 00:16:25,476 -Everybody shares, and, and the thing-- -I... I... 414 00:16:25,559 --> 00:16:27,267 -I don't like to leave the continent, you know. -No? 415 00:16:27,351 --> 00:16:28,643 -Nah. -All right. You know what? 416 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,476 We'll start lunch Wednesday. We'll see where it goes. 417 00:16:30,559 --> 00:16:32,935 Say yes to me and you can go. 418 00:16:33,518 --> 00:16:35,393 -Okay. -Okay. 419 00:16:35,476 --> 00:16:36,893 Larry: You know, did I ever tell you 420 00:16:36,976 --> 00:16:39,393 that I once did a, uh, premature Big Goodbye? 421 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,643 So what does that mean? You said goodbye and then you didn't leave? 422 00:16:41,726 --> 00:16:43,935 -I did a Big Goodbye and then I didn't-- -Come on. 423 00:16:44,017 --> 00:16:46,851 -And I didn't leave. -And what did they do? They were mad? 424 00:16:46,935 --> 00:16:49,685 -I ran into her in the kitchen about an hour later. -Come on. 425 00:16:49,768 --> 00:16:52,476 And what do you say? What do you even say? 426 00:16:52,559 --> 00:16:54,685 She said, "I thought you left." I said, "Well, you know. 427 00:16:54,768 --> 00:16:57,643 I got, uh... something happened." I don't know. 428 00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,309 I made up a story. 429 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,976 I, but I, I can't believe that... 430 00:17:02,059 --> 00:17:03,518 that he knew about the Big Goodbye. 431 00:17:03,601 --> 00:17:05,267 -(laughing) -That was unbelievable to me. 432 00:17:05,351 --> 00:17:08,142 Well, I can't believe that you kissed me when you knew I had a cold. 433 00:17:08,226 --> 00:17:09,851 That was pretty unbelievable. 434 00:17:09,935 --> 00:17:12,101 Yeah. You... 435 00:17:13,309 --> 00:17:15,267 I would do it again. 436 00:17:24,851 --> 00:17:26,351 (sighs) 437 00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:37,101 Cheryl: Wow, Larry. 438 00:17:37,518 --> 00:17:39,142 What are we doing? 439 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,059 By the way, before we get into that, 440 00:17:42,142 --> 00:17:44,226 are you aware that you have a wobbly table here? 441 00:17:44,309 --> 00:17:47,559 Look at this. Look at this table. It's unbelievable. 442 00:17:47,643 --> 00:17:50,810 -I, I don't know how you can go to bed at night. -Yeah, it doesn't bother me. 443 00:17:50,893 --> 00:17:52,768 If all tables in your house wobbled, 444 00:17:52,851 --> 00:17:54,976 you could live like that? You could in a wobble-house? 445 00:17:55,059 --> 00:17:59,142 We need to talk about Ted. We need to talk about everything that just happened here. 446 00:17:59,226 --> 00:18:01,059 -What? -What? 447 00:18:01,142 --> 00:18:03,184 -What are you so... -Oh... 448 00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:04,768 I'm, I'm your ex-husband. 449 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,059 Ted is such a good person. 450 00:18:07,142 --> 00:18:09,518 No, he's not such a good person, okay? 451 00:18:09,601 --> 00:18:12,226 You don't do that. You don't date a friend's ex-wife. 452 00:18:12,309 --> 00:18:14,101 I mean, it's crazy. 453 00:18:14,685 --> 00:18:17,142 -You know what it is? -Now... what? 454 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:20,935 I think when I'm with you, it makes me feel... 455 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,935 -...better about myself? -Morally superior. 456 00:18:24,017 --> 00:18:25,351 -Yes. -Yes. 457 00:18:25,434 --> 00:18:27,101 -I hear that a lot. Yeah. -Yeah. So, I'm not perfect, 458 00:18:27,184 --> 00:18:29,768 -but at least I'm better than you. -You're better than me. 459 00:18:29,851 --> 00:18:31,184 I can relate to what you're saying, 460 00:18:31,267 --> 00:18:33,351 'cause I don't, I don't feel that way with people. 461 00:18:33,434 --> 00:18:36,685 -I feel morally inferior to people. -Yeah. 462 00:18:36,768 --> 00:18:39,935 But I feel that way with animals 'cause they're generally so stupid, 463 00:18:40,017 --> 00:18:42,851 and I can-- especially insects, I can crush them. 464 00:18:42,935 --> 00:18:45,101 You know, and, and they eat each other. 465 00:18:45,184 --> 00:18:47,685 I mean, they're crazy, animals. So, yeah. 466 00:18:47,768 --> 00:18:50,142 I feel smarter and morally superior to them. 467 00:18:50,226 --> 00:18:51,810 (both laugh) 468 00:18:51,893 --> 00:18:55,393 -Hey. Uh... Let me ask you something. -Yeah? 469 00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:58,559 Is there any chance that... 470 00:18:59,434 --> 00:19:02,101 we might meet up again? 471 00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:04,601 We'll see. 472 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:05,935 We'll see. 473 00:19:06,184 --> 00:19:09,226 -You can't stay here. -I'm gonna tell you something, okay? 474 00:19:09,309 --> 00:19:11,309 -If we ever got back together... -Yeah. 475 00:19:11,393 --> 00:19:14,810 ...and somehow this table appeared on, on our bedside... 476 00:19:14,893 --> 00:19:17,810 -Yeah? -...it would be fixed immediately. 477 00:19:17,893 --> 00:19:19,768 -Immediately. -Oh, my God. 478 00:19:19,851 --> 00:19:22,685 -Larry: I could not live with a wobbly table. -Cheryl: Larry, please. 479 00:19:22,768 --> 00:19:24,226 -Go. -Larry: Okay. 480 00:19:28,476 --> 00:19:30,059 Ha-ha! 481 00:19:30,142 --> 00:19:31,685 -What? -Where the fuck you been at? 482 00:19:31,768 --> 00:19:33,518 -What are you? My mother? -Fuck yeah, I am. 483 00:19:33,601 --> 00:19:35,685 All right, I was at a party, okay? I was at Jeff's party. 484 00:19:35,768 --> 00:19:37,518 -That party was over a long time ago. -Huh? 485 00:19:37,601 --> 00:19:40,685 Yeah. This right here-- This right here? It's called tappin' hours. 486 00:19:40,768 --> 00:19:42,726 This is the hours when people are tappin' ass. 487 00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:44,601 I'm not tappin'. I'm not tappin'. 488 00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:46,476 Older white men should not be out this fuckin' late. 489 00:19:46,559 --> 00:19:49,601 There's no late-night yacht club, or late-night garage sales 490 00:19:49,685 --> 00:19:51,434 and shit like that. You out here fuckin'. 491 00:19:51,518 --> 00:19:53,017 When I'm tappin', I always tell you. 492 00:19:53,101 --> 00:19:54,726 I come home and spread the fuckin' news. 493 00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:56,393 You wanna know who I'm tappin'? You wanna know who I'm tappin'? 494 00:19:56,476 --> 00:19:58,559 -Who the fuck you tappin'? -(slams) 495 00:19:58,643 --> 00:20:01,267 Larry: I can't get out of it. It's Phil Rosenthal. He's just-- 496 00:20:01,351 --> 00:20:03,017 What do you do? How many times can you say no? 497 00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:05,017 You couldn't do the Big Goodbye? 498 00:20:05,101 --> 00:20:07,226 I did the Big Goodbye. He saw right through it. 499 00:20:07,309 --> 00:20:08,768 Ah! You know what I'll do? 500 00:20:08,851 --> 00:20:10,351 I'll call you in the middle of lunch. 501 00:20:10,434 --> 00:20:12,476 Say it's an emergency and you gotta go. 502 00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,393 I did that the last time I had lunch with him. 503 00:20:14,476 --> 00:20:16,476 Oh, boy. That guy's relentless. 504 00:20:16,559 --> 00:20:19,601 Hey, Lar, that was some party last night, huh? 505 00:20:20,142 --> 00:20:22,101 -Yeah, it was a great party. -You had a good time? 506 00:20:22,184 --> 00:20:23,768 -I did. I had a nice time. -Yeah. 507 00:20:23,851 --> 00:20:26,309 So you drove Cheryl home? 508 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,267 Yep. 509 00:20:28,351 --> 00:20:29,768 That was very nice of you. 510 00:20:29,851 --> 00:20:32,017 -Considering Ted's out of town-- -Yeah. I'm a nice guy. 511 00:20:32,101 --> 00:20:33,559 -Yeah. -Yeah. I'm a nice guy. 512 00:20:33,643 --> 00:20:35,643 So, what, did you just drop her off, or-- 513 00:20:35,726 --> 00:20:37,893 -Yeah. Pretty much. -Hmm. 514 00:20:37,976 --> 00:20:41,726 Dropped her off. Said good night. Went on my merry way. 515 00:20:41,810 --> 00:20:43,351 Mm-hmm. 516 00:20:44,893 --> 00:20:47,976 -Is there something you would like to know, or-- -No, no, no. 517 00:20:48,059 --> 00:20:49,976 Something you're not saying? Um... 518 00:20:50,059 --> 00:20:51,810 You know, can I person not just ask 519 00:20:51,893 --> 00:20:54,601 -a, a normal question? -No, they're not normal questions. 520 00:20:54,685 --> 00:20:57,393 -There's a lot of implications. A lot of implications. -Larry: You're fishing-- 521 00:20:57,476 --> 00:20:59,142 You're on a little fishing expedition. 522 00:20:59,226 --> 00:21:00,768 You know, you two are something. 523 00:21:00,851 --> 00:21:02,101 -You two make crap up-- -We're something? 524 00:21:02,184 --> 00:21:03,601 You know what? You're something. 525 00:21:03,685 --> 00:21:05,601 Don't eat all the leftovers. We need them for dinner. 526 00:21:05,685 --> 00:21:07,851 -Jeff: Sure, I won't. -You're something. 527 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:11,267 -I'll eat whatever the fuck I want. -That's right. 528 00:21:11,351 --> 00:21:12,935 Hey. Did you sleep with Cheryl? 529 00:21:13,017 --> 00:21:14,559 -Yeah. -You did? 530 00:21:14,643 --> 00:21:17,267 -Yeah. Listen. (chuckles) -Ah. 531 00:21:17,351 --> 00:21:19,768 You cannot say anything to Susie. Cannot. 532 00:21:19,851 --> 00:21:21,768 Under any circumstances. Cheryl swore me to secrecy. 533 00:21:21,851 --> 00:21:23,017 She didn't want me to tell you. 534 00:21:23,101 --> 00:21:24,935 But I had to. I couldn't-- How could I not? 535 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,935 I'm a human being, for God's sake. 536 00:21:27,017 --> 00:21:28,476 -I think it's great. -Right? 537 00:21:28,559 --> 00:21:30,935 Yes. Wha-- What are you hoping to get out of it, though? 538 00:21:31,017 --> 00:21:33,559 I'm hoping to get back together, but... 539 00:21:33,643 --> 00:21:36,518 -I'll be surprised if I see her again. -Hmm. 540 00:21:36,601 --> 00:21:38,685 We on for golf on Saturday? 541 00:21:38,768 --> 00:21:40,309 Yeah. Um... 542 00:21:40,393 --> 00:21:42,142 Arnie Norton asked if he could play. 543 00:21:42,226 --> 00:21:45,267 (scoffs) I'm not playing with him. He's a Trump supporter. 544 00:21:45,351 --> 00:21:47,601 -Never play with a Trump supporter. -Really? 545 00:21:47,685 --> 00:21:49,393 See him around town with that hat. 546 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,059 "Make America Great Again." 547 00:21:51,142 --> 00:21:53,101 I don't need that crap. 548 00:21:54,226 --> 00:21:57,101 He just-- He makes me want to not be anywhere near him. 549 00:21:57,976 --> 00:22:01,476 I don't know. You can check with Carl. See if he wants to play. 550 00:22:01,559 --> 00:22:02,768 I gotta go. 551 00:22:04,142 --> 00:22:06,976 (Phil whistling) 552 00:22:07,518 --> 00:22:08,976 -Phil: Oh, hello, there. -Hostess: Hi. 553 00:22:09,059 --> 00:22:11,393 Hi. I'm Phil Rosenthal. I have a twelve o'clock. 554 00:22:11,476 --> 00:22:13,351 Oh, yes. Mr. David's already here. 555 00:22:13,434 --> 00:22:15,768 -He is? Wow. -Yes. Right this way. 556 00:22:15,851 --> 00:22:18,393 -Very impressive. -He was early. 557 00:22:21,935 --> 00:22:23,267 Enjoy. 558 00:22:23,351 --> 00:22:25,643 Larry: Hey, Phil! 559 00:22:26,559 --> 00:22:29,768 Good to see you. Sit. Sit down. Sit down. 560 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:33,810 Boy, I'm so glad we did this. It was such a good idea. 561 00:22:33,893 --> 00:22:35,184 You, you were definitely right. 562 00:22:35,267 --> 00:22:37,017 I'm, I'm starving. I hope this place is good. 563 00:22:37,101 --> 00:22:38,851 Yeah, yeah, it's great. It's big portions 564 00:22:38,935 --> 00:22:41,017 on the food and everything. It's really... 565 00:22:41,101 --> 00:22:43,101 a fantastic place. Um... 566 00:22:43,184 --> 00:22:45,393 You know what else? I've been thinking... 567 00:22:45,476 --> 00:22:47,976 Really thinking about this Ethiopia thing. 568 00:22:48,059 --> 00:22:50,226 Yeah, actually, I heard that we have some budget cuts, 569 00:22:50,309 --> 00:22:54,017 and Ethiopia's a little... ex-expensive to shoot in. 570 00:22:54,101 --> 00:22:55,726 Wasn't that one of the shithole countries? 571 00:22:55,810 --> 00:22:57,976 I can't remember if that was on the list or not. 572 00:22:58,059 --> 00:23:00,851 -Oh, look. I'm getting a thing. -Larry: Oh! 573 00:23:01,226 --> 00:23:03,685 Oh, yeah. Oh, look at that. Um, uh... 574 00:23:03,768 --> 00:23:06,226 My son's flight, uh, got in early. 575 00:23:06,309 --> 00:23:08,726 -And I gotta get him. I gotta go get him. -Oh! Really? 576 00:23:08,810 --> 00:23:12,017 -Yeah, no, really. -Let's... Send, send an Uber or something. 577 00:23:12,101 --> 00:23:14,643 He needs to see me because he has a little anxiety. 578 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,393 No, no! You know what? Phil... 579 00:23:16,476 --> 00:23:19,267 No, no. We'll, we'll, we'll... We'll... something. 580 00:23:22,142 --> 00:23:23,685 Ah! 581 00:23:23,768 --> 00:23:25,601 Fill her up. 582 00:23:26,476 --> 00:23:28,393 -Ah! Arigato! -Yes. 583 00:23:28,476 --> 00:23:31,935 -Arigato! -All right. Two seats at the sushi bar. 584 00:23:39,142 --> 00:23:41,976 You know what? Actually, I think we'd prefer to sit at a table, please. 585 00:23:42,059 --> 00:23:43,726 Larry: Huh. 586 00:23:45,351 --> 00:23:46,851 Sad. 587 00:23:46,935 --> 00:23:48,976 Very sad. Sad. 588 00:23:49,059 --> 00:23:51,101 (motorcycle rumbling) 589 00:23:51,184 --> 00:23:53,226 (singing indistinctly) 590 00:23:53,309 --> 00:23:56,142 -Biker: Hey! What the fuck are you doing? -Whoa. 591 00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:58,768 -Oh, God. Oh, God. -Motherfucker! What the fuck? 592 00:23:58,851 --> 00:24:00,518 What are you trying to do, man? 593 00:24:00,601 --> 00:24:03,726 -What the fuck are you doing? You little fucker! -Oh, God. Oh, God. 594 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:06,101 -I'm sorry, I didn't see you. -What the fuck? 595 00:24:06,184 --> 00:24:08,726 -I'm sorry, I didn't see you! -I'm ought to rip you outta that fuckin' car! 596 00:24:08,810 --> 00:24:11,768 -You little shit. -I'm sorry. I didn't see you. 597 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:14,226 Oh. Just be more careful next time, okay? 598 00:24:14,309 --> 00:24:17,434 Will do. Will do. Okay. Thank you. 599 00:24:17,518 --> 00:24:19,476 ♪ 600 00:24:21,810 --> 00:24:23,810 Richard: ♪ Now, now... ♪ 601 00:24:23,893 --> 00:24:27,309 ♪ I want my coffee and my Danish right now, now, now ♪ 602 00:24:27,393 --> 00:24:30,601 (continues singing indistinctly) 603 00:24:45,267 --> 00:24:47,142 -(knocking) -What are you-- What are you doing here? 604 00:24:47,226 --> 00:24:49,059 What do you mean what am I doin' here? 605 00:24:49,142 --> 00:24:51,184 -Come here. Come out. I want to talk to you. -You come here. 606 00:24:51,267 --> 00:24:53,351 -No, come on. Come on out here. -No, you come. 607 00:24:53,434 --> 00:24:55,559 -Come on. I want to talk to you. Come on. -I'm not leaving. You come. 608 00:24:55,643 --> 00:24:58,434 -You come. You come. -(mutters): Aw, fuck it. 609 00:24:59,726 --> 00:25:02,267 What are you doing here? You said you were gonna boycott this place. 610 00:25:02,351 --> 00:25:03,976 I am boycotting this place. 611 00:25:04,059 --> 00:25:06,017 Oh, this is a boycott? Sitting here drinking coffee? 612 00:25:06,101 --> 00:25:07,601 That's a boy-- That's quite a boycott. 613 00:25:07,685 --> 00:25:10,726 I told you, for the rest of my dying days, 614 00:25:10,810 --> 00:25:13,267 I will never come to this place with you. 615 00:25:13,351 --> 00:25:15,059 -Ever. -That's not what you said. 616 00:25:15,142 --> 00:25:17,351 -I said I was-- -You said you're boycotting this place. 617 00:25:17,434 --> 00:25:19,476 And you're never coming back here. You didn't say with me. 618 00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:21,768 What are you? My Jewish puppet master? 619 00:25:21,851 --> 00:25:23,768 I can do whatever the fuck I want alone, 620 00:25:23,851 --> 00:25:25,851 -but with you, I will never come in here. -Look! 621 00:25:25,935 --> 00:25:27,184 I swear on my life. 622 00:25:27,267 --> 00:25:28,810 Who the fuck needs you for a boycott 623 00:25:28,893 --> 00:25:31,142 if I'm boycotting already? I don't need you 624 00:25:31,226 --> 00:25:32,726 to boycott. You said you're boycotting, 625 00:25:32,810 --> 00:25:34,017 -but you didn't boycott. -Are you done? 626 00:25:34,101 --> 00:25:35,726 I-- I don't understand. I si-- (scoffs) 627 00:25:35,810 --> 00:25:37,810 -I don't understand you. -(woman coughing) 628 00:25:38,518 --> 00:25:40,643 Oh, my God. Now she's drinking coffee! 629 00:25:40,726 --> 00:25:42,518 -Richard: Who's that? -Larry: It's unbelievable. 630 00:25:42,601 --> 00:25:44,726 -Richard: Who? -Susie's friend. I saw her in the gym the other day. 631 00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:47,142 She's eight months pregnant. She was running on a treadmill. 632 00:25:47,851 --> 00:25:49,893 She has no regard for this fetus. 633 00:25:49,976 --> 00:25:51,559 Now she's drinking coffee. 634 00:25:51,643 --> 00:25:55,101 This coffee, by the way, is unbelievable. It's fantastic. 635 00:25:55,184 --> 00:25:57,059 -Is it hot? -It's very hot. 636 00:25:57,142 --> 00:26:00,226 -Let me see that for a second. -Hey, don't touch my-- I don't like-- Don't touch it. 637 00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:02,267 What the-- Hey, stop it! 638 00:26:02,976 --> 00:26:04,768 What are you, a fuckin' goose? 639 00:26:04,851 --> 00:26:07,142 Okay. That's not hot coffee, okay? 640 00:26:07,226 --> 00:26:09,351 If that was hot coffee, I, I would have burned my nose. 641 00:26:09,434 --> 00:26:12,267 Who asked for a nose test? I didn't want a nose test! 642 00:26:12,351 --> 00:26:14,017 -What, are you outta your mind? -Not hot. 643 00:26:14,101 --> 00:26:15,518 What the hell is going on here? 644 00:26:15,601 --> 00:26:17,601 -Is he bothering you, Mr. Lewis? -Yes, he's bothering me. 645 00:26:17,685 --> 00:26:19,935 -Oh, really? -Richard: Yeah, really. 646 00:26:20,017 --> 00:26:22,226 You know what, Larry? Get out. 647 00:26:22,309 --> 00:26:24,226 -Huh. -This is what it's come to. 648 00:26:24,309 --> 00:26:27,559 You're banned. For life. I never wanna see you in here again. 649 00:26:27,643 --> 00:26:31,184 -Is that so? -Yeah. You're banned. Banned! Get out! 650 00:26:31,267 --> 00:26:33,393 With pleasure. 651 00:26:35,017 --> 00:26:36,434 ♪ 652 00:26:36,518 --> 00:26:38,518 Mark my words, Mocha Joe, 653 00:26:39,267 --> 00:26:40,893 and mark them well. 654 00:26:40,976 --> 00:26:44,059 I don't know how, and I don't know when, 655 00:26:44,142 --> 00:26:46,351 but I will exact vengeance. 656 00:26:46,434 --> 00:26:48,017 As God is my witness, 657 00:26:48,101 --> 00:26:51,893 I will bring you to the brink of extinction, 658 00:26:51,976 --> 00:26:54,142 or I will die trying. 659 00:26:54,810 --> 00:26:57,518 -Happy New Year, Mocha Joe! -Happy New Year, Larry. 660 00:26:57,601 --> 00:26:58,768 Hey, Happy New Year, man. 661 00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:00,643 Happy New Year. 662 00:27:00,726 --> 00:27:02,518 ♪ ♪ 663 00:27:11,726 --> 00:27:14,393 (phone ringing) 664 00:27:15,184 --> 00:27:16,726 Hello, Larry David's office. 665 00:27:16,810 --> 00:27:18,393 Valerie (over phone): Hi, my name is Valerie Ashburn. 666 00:27:18,476 --> 00:27:19,810 I'd like to speak to Larry David. 667 00:27:19,893 --> 00:27:21,601 Yes, may I ask what this is regarding? 668 00:27:21,685 --> 00:27:25,726 Sure. This is regarding him sexually assaulting me at a party. 669 00:27:26,101 --> 00:27:28,810 Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry. What-- 670 00:27:28,893 --> 00:27:30,476 What happened? 671 00:27:30,559 --> 00:27:31,810 I was catering at a party. 672 00:27:31,893 --> 00:27:34,476 Larry was molesting me with his eyes 673 00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:37,351 the entire night. And then when I went into a pantry, 674 00:27:37,434 --> 00:27:39,643 he followed me in, cornered me, 675 00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:41,768 and he grabbed my breast. I was lucky to get out of there. 676 00:27:41,851 --> 00:27:45,267 -You know he did something like that to me, too? -Valerie: No. 677 00:27:45,351 --> 00:27:47,518 -Oh, my God. -Alice: Yeah. 678 00:27:47,601 --> 00:27:49,434 Everything was fine. And one day he... 679 00:27:49,518 --> 00:27:51,267 asked about a tattoo I have on my arm, 680 00:27:51,351 --> 00:27:52,476 and I wouldn't tell him what it meant, 681 00:27:52,559 --> 00:27:53,768 and then he got obsessive about it. 682 00:27:53,851 --> 00:27:55,351 And why did I have it on my arm, 683 00:27:55,434 --> 00:27:57,893 and why didn't I have it on my butt, somewhere private. 684 00:27:57,976 --> 00:27:59,559 Okay. So this is a pattern. 685 00:27:59,643 --> 00:28:01,935 Alice: Oh, yeah. And that's just the beginning. 686 00:28:15,851 --> 00:28:17,559 What the fuck! 687 00:28:18,685 --> 00:28:19,935 Fuck! 688 00:28:20,017 --> 00:28:21,935 (gags) 689 00:28:23,518 --> 00:28:25,101 (groans) 690 00:28:27,351 --> 00:28:28,810 Shit. 691 00:28:29,601 --> 00:28:32,351 Damn it. Frickin' dog. 692 00:28:33,142 --> 00:28:36,059 And he grabbed my shirt to wipe his glasses. 693 00:28:36,142 --> 00:28:38,476 Hold on. I have to shut the door. 694 00:28:43,351 --> 00:28:45,935 -Larry? -Larry: I'll be out in a second. 695 00:28:46,017 --> 00:28:47,643 Okay. 696 00:28:53,393 --> 00:28:54,893 -What's with the robe? -Larry: Oh. 697 00:28:54,976 --> 00:28:57,768 'Cause I spit cereal up all over my shirt, 698 00:28:57,851 --> 00:28:59,559 because there was dog hair in it. 699 00:28:59,643 --> 00:29:01,476 -(groans) Disgusting. -Larry: Right? 700 00:29:01,559 --> 00:29:04,768 So... what's going on? What do you... 701 00:29:04,851 --> 00:29:07,476 What, what are you doing here? You haven't been here in a year. 702 00:29:07,559 --> 00:29:09,393 What the fuck is going on with you? 703 00:29:09,476 --> 00:29:11,434 -What are you talking about? -You're wearing a MAGA hat 704 00:29:11,518 --> 00:29:12,893 at a sushi restaurant? 705 00:29:13,017 --> 00:29:15,685 -Is that true? -Well, I did have the hat on, yeah. 706 00:29:15,768 --> 00:29:17,935 -What, are you pro-Trump? -No, no. 707 00:29:18,017 --> 00:29:19,643 Look, I got this idea to wear that hat 708 00:29:19,726 --> 00:29:22,101 -so I wouldn't have to have lunch with Phil Rosenthal. -Mm. 709 00:29:22,184 --> 00:29:25,101 And it worked like a charm. He saw me in the hat and he left the restaurant. 710 00:29:25,184 --> 00:29:26,768 -It was amazing. -I'm not surprised. 711 00:29:26,851 --> 00:29:28,893 You know what? It's really comin' in handy. 712 00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:31,267 Yeah, 'cause no one's gonna wanna be anywhere near you. 713 00:29:31,351 --> 00:29:33,976 Exactly! It's, it's a great people repellent. 714 00:29:34,851 --> 00:29:36,935 -(groans) -You know, look. When you're a celebrity, 715 00:29:37,017 --> 00:29:39,601 you can do anything you want. You can grab 'em by the pussy-- 716 00:29:39,685 --> 00:29:41,601 -What did you say? -What? 717 00:29:41,685 --> 00:29:43,142 Why are you wearing a bathrobe? 718 00:29:43,226 --> 00:29:46,810 -And that hat! -Oh, no, no! No, I-- (stammering) 719 00:29:46,893 --> 00:29:49,559 Oh, my God! You're friends with that monster? 720 00:29:49,643 --> 00:29:50,810 -No, I'm-- -Alice: No! 721 00:29:50,893 --> 00:29:52,768 -No, no, no, no, no! -No! No, no, I'm just-- 722 00:29:52,851 --> 00:29:53,935 Alice: I'm getting a lawyer! 723 00:29:54,017 --> 00:29:55,643 No! What? Hey! What? 724 00:29:55,726 --> 00:29:57,142 No! I'm in the bathrobe 725 00:29:57,226 --> 00:29:58,643 'cause your fuckin' dog got hair 726 00:29:58,726 --> 00:29:59,851 all over my cereal bowl, 727 00:29:59,935 --> 00:30:01,518 and that's not Weinstein! 728 00:30:01,601 --> 00:30:04,226 ♪ ♪ 729 00:30:23,685 --> 00:30:26,309 -I'll take it. -It's all yours. 730 00:30:26,393 --> 00:30:29,393 ♪ 731 00:30:38,226 --> 00:30:39,476 What are you doin' here, Larry? 732 00:30:39,559 --> 00:30:41,142 I thought I told you to get out and not come back. 733 00:30:41,226 --> 00:30:43,935 Yeah, so you did, Mocha Joe. So you did. 734 00:30:44,017 --> 00:30:45,768 I've merely come to inform you 735 00:30:45,851 --> 00:30:48,476 that I have leased the place next door, 736 00:30:48,559 --> 00:30:51,059 where I'll be opening up a coffee shop 737 00:30:51,142 --> 00:30:53,184 exactly the same as yours. 738 00:30:53,267 --> 00:30:55,726 Only charging much lower prices. 739 00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:57,851 All for the express purpose 740 00:30:57,935 --> 00:30:59,768 of taking you down. 741 00:30:59,851 --> 00:31:02,101 Knock yourself out. I welcome the competition. 742 00:31:02,184 --> 00:31:04,726 -Yeah. -I'm not afraid of you. You don't have the beans. 743 00:31:04,810 --> 00:31:07,976 I'm the only guy in Los Angeles who has these beans. 744 00:31:08,059 --> 00:31:10,142 -Yeah. I'll get beans. -Oh, you won't find better beans 745 00:31:10,226 --> 00:31:11,601 -than my beans. -I'll get better beans. 746 00:31:11,685 --> 00:31:13,393 -No such thing as better beans. -There are better beans, 747 00:31:13,476 --> 00:31:14,935 -Mocha Joe. -No better beans, Larry. 748 00:31:15,017 --> 00:31:17,351 -I will find better beans. -Mm-hmm, good luck. 749 00:31:17,434 --> 00:31:19,017 See ya, Larry. 750 00:31:19,101 --> 00:31:21,309 -You know what I'm gonna call it? -What? 751 00:31:21,393 --> 00:31:24,184 Latte Larry's. 752 00:31:28,643 --> 00:31:31,142 (panting) 753 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:36,059 (doorbell chimes) 754 00:31:36,142 --> 00:31:38,768 ♪ 755 00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:51,601 Can I come in? 756 00:31:52,893 --> 00:31:54,142 Y-yes. 757 00:31:54,226 --> 00:31:55,726 -Yes, yes. -Are you sure? 758 00:31:55,810 --> 00:31:58,559 Yeah, I'm positive. I'm a little surprised, is all. 759 00:31:58,643 --> 00:32:00,351 -Come in. -Okay. 760 00:32:00,434 --> 00:32:01,601 -Wow. -Well... 761 00:32:01,685 --> 00:32:03,101 Holy cow. I can't-- 762 00:32:03,184 --> 00:32:05,434 -I can't believe you're here. -You told me, right? I mean-- 763 00:32:05,518 --> 00:32:07,851 Um... 764 00:32:09,976 --> 00:32:11,393 Give me two minutes. 765 00:32:11,476 --> 00:32:13,559 Two minutes. I'll be right back. Stay right there. 766 00:32:17,685 --> 00:32:20,768 -Leon: Ha-ha! (yells) -(TV playing indistinctly) 767 00:32:20,851 --> 00:32:22,851 (Leon laughing) 768 00:32:23,101 --> 00:32:25,017 (knocking continues) 769 00:32:25,851 --> 00:32:28,017 -Fuckin' my movie up. What you want? -I need that talcum powder. 770 00:32:28,101 --> 00:32:31,476 -What you got goin' on? -It's an emergency. Get me the talcum powder! 771 00:32:31,559 --> 00:32:32,685 Leon: Fuck! 772 00:32:33,434 --> 00:32:35,017 Who you tappin'? 773 00:32:35,101 --> 00:32:36,643 Cheryl. 774 00:32:37,101 --> 00:32:41,309 What? My man Larry David re-tappin' that ass! 775 00:32:46,559 --> 00:32:47,893 Ooh. 776 00:32:49,059 --> 00:32:50,393 Ooh. 777 00:32:50,476 --> 00:32:52,476 -(Cheryl coughing) -(Larry coughing) 778 00:32:52,559 --> 00:32:54,726 (huffing, coughing) 779 00:32:54,810 --> 00:32:57,851 (Cheryl gasps) Did you powder down there? 780 00:32:57,935 --> 00:33:00,643 -No good? -(coughs) I'm allergic. 781 00:33:00,726 --> 00:33:03,393 Oh! Oh, my God. 782 00:33:03,476 --> 00:33:05,434 -Oh, my God. -(coughing) 783 00:33:05,518 --> 00:33:07,017 -Oh, my God. -(gasping) 784 00:33:07,101 --> 00:33:09,601 -Oh! Call 9-1-1! -(coughing) 785 00:33:09,685 --> 00:33:12,434 -Easy. -(coughing) 786 00:33:12,726 --> 00:33:14,518 Hey. Jesus, slow down. 787 00:33:14,601 --> 00:33:17,393 -What happened? -Oh, she, uh, swallowed some talcum powder, 788 00:33:17,476 --> 00:33:19,351 and is having an allergic reaction to it. 789 00:33:19,434 --> 00:33:20,768 Did she ingest anything else? 790 00:33:21,101 --> 00:33:22,601 (gasps) 791 00:33:22,893 --> 00:33:25,226 Kind of a personal question, don't you think? 792 00:33:28,935 --> 00:33:30,434 So sorry! 793 00:33:32,726 --> 00:33:34,601 Oh, my God. You look so much better. 794 00:33:34,685 --> 00:33:37,226 -Do I? -Oh. (stammering) Are you kidding? 795 00:33:37,309 --> 00:33:39,142 I couldn't even look at you before. I mean, it was... 796 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:42,351 really, like, hideous. You looked... disgusting. 797 00:33:42,434 --> 00:33:44,059 I could barely glance at you. 798 00:33:44,142 --> 00:33:45,685 Yeah, because of you. 799 00:33:45,768 --> 00:33:47,142 -Yeah. -You're the one that 800 00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:49,184 put the talcum powder-- Uh, I'm allergic, and you-- 801 00:33:49,267 --> 00:33:51,851 -It's because of you. -Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 802 00:33:51,935 --> 00:33:53,976 Yeah. But you know, I was thinking, 803 00:33:54,059 --> 00:33:56,851 if that happened when we were married and your face... 804 00:33:56,935 --> 00:33:59,393 for some reason, stayed that way, 805 00:33:59,935 --> 00:34:01,518 what would I have done? 806 00:34:01,976 --> 00:34:03,726 What do you mean what would you have done? 807 00:34:03,810 --> 00:34:06,726 Well, I mean, could I have lived with you looking like that? 808 00:34:06,810 --> 00:34:09,059 -You're such an asshole. -(both laughing) 809 00:34:09,142 --> 00:34:12,434 You are such... I mean, I'm, I'm fighting for my life, 810 00:34:12,518 --> 00:34:14,559 and this is what you're... Susie? 811 00:34:14,643 --> 00:34:15,810 What are you guys doing here? 812 00:34:16,309 --> 00:34:17,851 What are you-- What are you doing here? 813 00:34:17,935 --> 00:34:20,226 Susie: Randi had contractions, and... 814 00:34:20,309 --> 00:34:22,726 She's walking around the halls trying to induce, 815 00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:25,559 'cause nothing's happening, so I thought I'd come and keep her company. 816 00:34:25,643 --> 00:34:28,351 -Randi's here? -Yeah. Cheryl, what happened? 817 00:34:28,434 --> 00:34:31,476 -She got stung by a wasp. -I had an allergic reaction to shellfish. 818 00:34:32,559 --> 00:34:33,893 Okay. 819 00:34:33,976 --> 00:34:37,351 I knew it. I knew something was going on with you two. 820 00:34:37,434 --> 00:34:38,726 I could smell it. 821 00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,893 That night at our house. The ventriloquist. 822 00:34:40,976 --> 00:34:44,059 He drove you home. Something's been going on here. 823 00:34:44,142 --> 00:34:45,685 I knew it. I knew it! 824 00:34:45,768 --> 00:34:47,810 Bravo! 825 00:34:47,893 --> 00:34:49,434 -Bravo, Poirot. -(phone chimes) 826 00:34:49,518 --> 00:34:51,267 Cheryl: Oh, no. Hey. 827 00:34:51,351 --> 00:34:55,434 -Ted is in the garage. -Larry: What? 828 00:34:55,518 --> 00:34:57,309 -He's on his way up. -Larry: What? 829 00:34:57,393 --> 00:34:58,601 You-- You can't be here. 830 00:34:58,685 --> 00:35:00,518 You better leave. You better leave, Larry. 831 00:35:00,601 --> 00:35:02,267 How does he-- How does he know you're in the hospital? 832 00:35:02,351 --> 00:35:03,768 Because he just flew in from San Francisco 833 00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:05,184 and he texted me when he landed. I... 834 00:35:05,267 --> 00:35:07,017 Because he's her significant other, 835 00:35:07,101 --> 00:35:08,768 and you're her significant nothing! 836 00:35:08,851 --> 00:35:11,226 -Just keep your fuckin' trap shut! -Susie: Go! 837 00:35:12,768 --> 00:35:13,726 Oh. 838 00:35:14,518 --> 00:35:16,476 -(Larry grunts) -Hey! 839 00:35:16,851 --> 00:35:18,643 -(Larry grunts) -Doctor: Just slow down! 840 00:35:19,184 --> 00:35:20,976 -Excuse me, sir! -(Larry grunts) 841 00:35:23,017 --> 00:35:25,017 (Larry and Randi shriek) 842 00:35:26,101 --> 00:35:28,393 -God! -Larry: Oh! Oh, my God! 843 00:35:28,476 --> 00:35:30,267 -Larry! -You? 844 00:35:30,351 --> 00:35:33,142 Are you fucking kidding me, you piece of shit? 845 00:35:33,226 --> 00:35:35,267 Okay, if anything happens to this baby, 846 00:35:35,351 --> 00:35:36,768 it's gonna be your fault. 847 00:35:36,851 --> 00:35:38,643 Oh, please. After what that fetus has been through, 848 00:35:38,726 --> 00:35:40,184 this'll be a day at the beach. 849 00:35:41,059 --> 00:35:42,726 Happy New Year! 850 00:35:43,518 --> 00:35:45,685 (theme music playing) 851 00:36:47,601 --> 00:36:48,601 LARRY DAVID: It's a coffee place. 852 00:36:48,935 --> 00:36:50,476 I'm opening up a spite store to take him out of business. 853 00:36:50,559 --> 00:36:52,935 I don't know what a spite store is and I don't really care. 854 00:36:53,017 --> 00:36:54,059 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 855 00:36:54,142 --> 00:36:55,726 Can I give you a little tip? 856 00:36:55,810 --> 00:36:57,309 If you're gonna confront somebody, 857 00:36:57,393 --> 00:36:59,101 better to do it with pants on. 858 00:36:59,184 --> 00:37:00,101 The shorts... 859 00:37:00,434 --> 00:37:02,768 It's hard to take a person seriously wearing shorts. 860 00:37:02,851 --> 00:37:04,184 I wanna give you a heads up. 861 00:37:04,393 --> 00:37:05,726 Susie's birthday's in about a week. 862 00:37:05,810 --> 00:37:07,768 I already got her something. It's gonna be a nice surprise. 863 00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:08,810 What is it? 864 00:37:09,726 --> 00:37:10,893 JEFF GARLIN: What were you thinking? 865 00:37:10,976 --> 00:37:12,101 I'm done with presents! 866 00:37:12,184 --> 00:37:13,351 My birthday's coming up in a month. 867 00:37:13,434 --> 00:37:14,810 -What are you getting me?! -Nothing! 868 00:37:14,893 --> 00:37:16,726 -Oh, thank you! -You're welcome! 869 00:37:16,810 --> 00:37:17,601 (GROANS) 870 00:37:17,685 --> 00:37:19,685 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪