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I'm sorry to drag you all up, I've got
to show you this. You ready? You ready

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for this?

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Look.

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Bathroom, look.

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Two sinks, his and hers.

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Look at that. Marble.

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Beautiful.

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And come into the lounge.

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You may.

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Look at this.

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Look.

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Pictures,

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Jesus -y things, fitted wardrobes.

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Isn't that lovely?

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And, top it all, top it all.

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We're on three.

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The good God.

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I'm just getting all the fingerprints
up. It was smudgy, wasn't it?

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It's the public who just need to touch.

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He likes all the fingerprints around Sir
as well.

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You know you've arrived when you put
your photo up at the BBC.

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It doesn't get any better than that,
really, does it?

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On the eve of the police operation in
Spain, the BBC had some last -minute

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advice.

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Well, we've done 11 episodes so far, and
I haven't loved one of them, Jim.

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This is your last big chance, isn't it?

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When you say big, I hope you mean big.

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What we in BBC Entertainment mean by
big, Jim. When we say big, we mean big.

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Big, big. This is big.

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Big. Big as it gets.

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Bigger. The people that we're going
after, we are actually going to rid

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Europe of some very, very unsavoury
characters.

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And low budget.

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And it's a low budget.

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We've been building up now, getting
ready for Operation Zorro in Spain.

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We're all ready for it. We're finely
tuned. We're a lean, mean fighting

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again. And that's what's going to come
over on TV.

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You're going to love it.

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I promise.

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Keep to budget, but I want to see it
before it gets into...

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I'll bring it back to you. I'd like to
meet you.

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You'll have to get an equity ticket
next, won't you?

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OK, gentlemen, the water is lovely.

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Now, what we've got here is a recovery
from the seabed of drugs situation.

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Down here, some five metres, about 15
feet, is a simulated drugs package,

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I'm going to recover, OK?

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Be careful.

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Right.

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Okay.

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Now I'm going to submerge myself.

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One, two, three, go.

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No, good try again.

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It's not going under, is it?

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No, be brave. Two for it.

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I'll tell you what I'll do, sir. Don't
get down.

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I'll use your weight. What?

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That's me. Hold on the end of the black
rope. Wrap it round your wrist. Right.

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OK? Help you go under. OK? Everyone
clear?

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Sure. OK.

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Good luck. Don't let go now!

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Stop! Stop!

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Someone go in after him, for God's sake!
Who's going to go in?

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It must be near you. It's been down for
two minutes!

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Stop! Call the police!

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Call the Coast Guard now!

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Coast Guard! Coast Guard!

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Sir!

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Don't die!

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Please! Help me!

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It wasn't a mess at all, which is one of
these things that happens.

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I had the weight to bring me down, it
caught on my watch strap, took me

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underneath the water.

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But I've had sufficient training enough
to disentangle myself from these

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situations. Admittedly, six minutes
elapsed.

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I was merely teaching the men how to
recover drugs from the seabed.

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And I think they're a bit the wiser for
my knowledge now.

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See for miles and miles and miles up
here.

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Show me about the old pilots here.

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Oh, look at this as well. See this?

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It's downstairs.

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It's sat like this.

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But we use it for a parasol.

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It's only midday, son. It's nothing.

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It's only a wick that you've just done.

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Oh, let's see. If you stretch out right
over there so that you can see.

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Oh, you can see. Building size. Well, we
don't want to do that, do we?

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No, no. No, Ray, don't do that. I've got
continental skin. I go brown

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immediately. I don't need this horrible
stuff.

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This is looking terrible, isn't it? It
looks like we're on holiday. Well, we're

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not. I promise you, we're here to do
serious police work.

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I bet you're going to bananas, sir,
aren't you?

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Cheeky boy.

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Come on.

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you've heard this before, but I've got
to say it again.

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This is not a holiday.

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You're here to do serious police work.
We may be sitting in the most majestic

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palatial room here with Buena Vistas
surrounding us, but we are here to do

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serious police work. Come here.

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All right, come on, let's focus our
minds, shall we?

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This is not a bloody holiday.

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This is Operation Zorro.

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The most serious day of your lives is
tomorrow.

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Later.

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What's all this about jacuzzis and
minibars?

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That place sounds like it's a palace.

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It can't be. I want to see Desard's room
and I want to see it now.

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Do you understand me? I want to see that
f***ing room now.

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Now. Do you understand?

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Sort it out.

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I can assure you they're all the same.

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I promise you. There you go.

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I've got the bath room there with the
jacuzzi. I've got the mini bath over

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there.

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Look at me.

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Looking good, Will.

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A bit gorgeous.

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How's that for you?

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It's ridiculous, Roy. I mean, this room
is so small. I can actually sit up in

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bed and have a wash at the same time.

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I'm a little bit anxious. You wouldn't
put a dog in here.

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Would you, mate?

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No, sir.

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Yeah. And Bill from DeSalle, Sergeant
DeSalle's place, is bigger.

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They've got a barbecue there.

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But the grill on the barbecue is bigger
than my room.

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It's not our policy to change rooms.

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And anyway, Ray did ask for that room.
What was the word? Was there

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ostentatious? Do you want to be
ostentatious? What was the word?

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Rusty. Rusty.

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He asked for it. I thought you'd like
it.

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You are a fucking idiot.

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I can't believe that you actually asked
for that poxy little room.

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It's because of your stupidity.

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That room is ruining my holiday.

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Sorry. God. Sorry.

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There's a knife truck. No problem. The
sauna's out the back and the billy

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broom's to the left. Yeah, we found them
all. And the jacuzzi.

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Jacuzzi's the best one.

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Jacuzzi and champagne.

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Yeah, cool. Have a great time.

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Thanks.

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So champagne then, William.

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Champagne. Definitely. We need
champagne.

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Now, look, if you can't get things
right, that's where you sleep. I just

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What, in the bath?

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Yes, in the bath. Not on the floor. I
don't know. I want you in there.

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Now. All right. When you're as
uncomfortable as possible, can I have a

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something? No, that's fine.

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All right.

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It's not a pillow.

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Sir. The toilet's all blocked up. It
really smells.

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Sir.

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It's freaking me gay.

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Well, gentlemen, so you're all familiar
with, I'm sure, the southern coastline

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of Spain. Yeah, that's clever.

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Look at that.

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Matches up perfect.

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No, it bloody doesn't. It does. It does
not. It does. We've got the sea going

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straight into the land here.

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Get me a drink. Come on. It's coming.

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Give me a screaming orgasm now. Come in.

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All right.

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Here you go. Thank you.

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Thank you.

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I've really been careful. You mind your
own business.

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Okay, let's go on to the tactical map
now.

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We have, as you can see, main road, side
road.

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Thank you.

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Plungy arsehole. Oh, yeah.

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Is that big enough?

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Let's shift it, won't we?

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Well, I've never done it.

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Oh, love.

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These are very serious men. They're very
focused on their job, and they're going

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to do a very good job. I'm absolutely
convinced of it.

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One word with you guys.

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On this job, there's going to be no
slacking.

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I want 100 % of yourselves, 100 % of the
time. Is that clear?

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Is that the OP?

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Yep, and the RV's here.

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Now, what we're going to do is, me and
Bill are going to take area A.

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Strings, you're with Mark, and you're
going to take area B.

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Bones, you'll take area B, OK?

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All right.

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This is not a bino. These are very
focused men. They've got a serious job

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and they're going to do it. Trust me. I
think this is going to be a real

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television history event.

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Trust me, please.

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We've got the country at sand.

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Let's bring out the band.

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Have a drink in each hand.

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Make love till dawn, till the dawn of a
new day.

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D .I. Beach has suffered severe sunburn
to 50 % of his body.

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Wait,

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I can allow myself to look like this.

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My skin is dropping off, don't you
understand?

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You've signed a contract.

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Don't contract up your f***ing arse,
Hugo.

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Don't upset him, right? He's going
through enough.

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What about Operation Zorro? Forget about
Operation Zorro for now.

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I'm sorry, sir. I'm sorry.

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Yeah, because, I mean, at the end of the
day, you know, swimming pools are nice,

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but it's just too synthetic.

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to me i know what you're saying all the
chlorine and all that just look this is

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this is like earthly just sitting on a
beach natural sand sea salt is quite

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for you you know and all that you know
cleansing so i like as well about the

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spanish they they're so chilled out they
just do you know you can go nude here

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don't you can you

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It's very sedative.

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I am an injured in action, if you will.
But my men, on the other hand, are

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training as operations are and giving
110%. Just look, look.

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I've only been better than I need.

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I'm just completely chilled out about
it.

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Something I've never done. I've always
wanted to do it, though.

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Look, no -one's looking, look.

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No -one's bothered.

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Oh, yes.

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It's great, isn't it?

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It's laughing.

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It's over.

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But you do find that ironic because...

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I mean, they're all reverting back to
442, but in Europe, they're playing 442.

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I'm an English policeman.

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We're police.

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It's no problem.

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What are you doing? What are you doing
with him?

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Oi!

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Oi, calm down!

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Oi, all right, no problem.

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Oi!

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Oi, man! Oi!

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Listen, man, it's no problem. All right.
It's all right, mate.

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Look, no problem, mate. No understandio.

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No understandio.

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No understandio. Me too, pleaseio.

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It's unbelievable.

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Mark, do us a favour, mate, but you
can't get someone. This is ridiculous.

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Mark, don't get someone. I ain't joking,
mate.

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This is ridiculous.

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Get the chart as near to the door as you
can.

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Just get the chart as near to the door
as you can.

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I can't see, mate.

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Sorry, sir? I can't see the chart.

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Because you can't see the chart.

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So, lift it up, yeah?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Can you take it higher to the left? Can
you take it higher to the left? So, mind

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that loofah.

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This way?

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What's he saying?

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That's perfect.

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That's perfect.

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Bones and Mark have been charged with
indecent exposure, a charge which

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the maximum sentence of two years.

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Come in, lads.

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Come in.

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Just look, I was explaining, the
governor's feeling fine now. He's having

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little shower.

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All the blisters have burst on his
tongue, so he'll be fine, all right?

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Listen,

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that's not the point, all right? That's
been done, all right?

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We have got to get out of here, all
right?

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Well, I've... I've told a few strings,
but there is a price to be paid, madam.

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You'll have to return it. You'll have to
return it. Return? What do you mean,

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return? I prosecute you. You've got to
go through the legal system.

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I thought that you had seen the story.

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I've spoken to the British ambassador
and they want to make an example of you.

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mean, it's not the pleasure page,
really. I mean, it's only me that's on

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page. So, I'll be waiting. Do you want
to drink the water?

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Lovely, yes.

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Yeah, it's going.

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Apparently.

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What's happening here?

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Every time you turn that f***ing tap on,
I get burnt.

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I'm sorry. I didn't know.

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I'm f***ing up. I didn't realise. Get
down out of here. Sorry.

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I didn't realise. Who would have known
that?

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Look, I'll do me best.

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Where's that happy on?

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He's incapacitated.

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Don't insult me by trying to bribe me.

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I'll do my best.

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Operation Zorro is the biggest operation
of its kind.

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It involves elite forces from various
nations.

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What is it? What are you doing?

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Sorry, I thought we were a leaf.

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You've started it now, haven't you?

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Sir.

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Are you okay?

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I will be when I get this.

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Oh,

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it's all flaky, right? I'm sorry, sir. I
thought it was a leaf or something.

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Oh, dear.

295
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I suppose it'd be better, though, if you
get it all off now. It's cheap. It's a

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nice new fresh skin underneath.

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That's it.

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Snakes do that as well, sir, you know.

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Bail terms have been negotiated.

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with the provider that Spanish police
officers accompany Mark and Bone at all

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times.

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Listen, my uncle is a commissioner in
the police force. Where are you taking

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Mark, I'm not being funny. Can you speak
Spanish?

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Can you speak Spanish? Why is no one
here?

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I'm saying a joke. Can you speak
Spanish? No one knows where we are.

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Just tell him, right? Just tell him if
they take the handcuffs off, we're going

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to get a cab. We don't want a lift back
or anything. We just want to go home,

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all right?

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Gentlemen,

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the day has arrived, the day we've all
been waiting for.

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training for.

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Admittedly, we might not, some of us,
scored as highly in the training for

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operation as others, but I'm not going
to harbour any prejudices.

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Ray may have held me back a little way,
but that's by the by.

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It's all blood under the bridge now.

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Today is the important day, Operation
Zorro.

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When Winston Churchill said, never have
so many owned so much to so few, he

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could have been talking about us, you
know. He really could. We are the chosen

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few. You can be very, very proud of
yourselves today.

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For a lot of officers, this would be the
pinnacle of their career.

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I know it's not the case with you.

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I've got to know you all very well, as
officers, as friends, as men.

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I love you very much.

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I love you as if you were my own
children.

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All I want you to do today is to focus
your mind, summon the blood,

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stiffen the sinews and cry, God for
Harry, England and St George!

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The operation is finally going ahead and
I'm convinced it's going to be a big

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one.

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You're going to be very, very pleased.

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Hey Nick, how you doing?

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Good, what are you doing mate?

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Nothing.

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You've got to change it, does he?

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00:21:37,540 --> 00:21:44,020
Can you sort of grab on as well?

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00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,280
We're living in a dog camp.

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Do you want it? Yeah.

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00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,360
Um, yeah, let's make it.

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Yes, yes!

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Operation Zorro.

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We'll just hit the deck, yeah.

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Beside, Phil, come on.

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Right, come on, lift it up real, put it
away, like a swimmer.

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00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,120
Alright, and we're done.

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After weeks of retraining for Operation
Zorro, the promise of a huge spectacle

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has turned into a damp squib.

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The BBC are not pleased.

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It didn't quite turn out as I expected
it would, but I'm still convinced with

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just a little bit of manipulation we can
still deliver you the show that I

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promised I would.

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I'm fairly sure of that.

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Bloody BBC aren't happy with Operation
Zorro. Not enough action in it, they

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We've put our lives on the line, you
know. We risk our lives and they're not

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happy with it. It's reality.

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Well, I'll direct the next one.

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I'll make sure the bloody camera's in
the right place this time.

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I'll direct this recreation
authentically.

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OK? I'll even fund it myself if
necessary.

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I certainly chuck more money in than
they do.

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Bastards.

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00:23:52,010 --> 00:23:53,010
The area looks clear.

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I feel danger.

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00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:18,190
Is chewing the cigar a signal?

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00:24:18,870 --> 00:24:20,650
Don't know, but it sure is loud.

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00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:59,660
He must be the bad guy. Dance for your
life.

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00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,040
Dance. Dance quickly.

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00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:03,760
My tootsies.

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00:25:11,340 --> 00:25:12,480
That's one bad guy.

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00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:19,000
Oh, that mini -pimp.

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I'm going in.

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00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:22,100
Okay, Sparge, but watch your back,
though.

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00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,240
Oh, these bloody explosions.

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Make smoke now.

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Smoke. Smoke.

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Take that, you.

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00:25:46,650 --> 00:25:48,150
Never get that stain out.

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00:25:48,530 --> 00:25:49,910
What a noise in here, sorry.

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00:25:52,650 --> 00:25:54,170
Curtain for you. No, no, a knife.

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00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:59,290
Stick around.

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00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:07,790
Friends, we need backup now.

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00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:14,030
Come on. I have

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00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:18,850
you. I have you now, you stinking pig.

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00:26:22,430 --> 00:26:24,330
I'm dead.

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00:26:28,510 --> 00:26:32,630
Bullseye. Ray, today's a good day to
die.

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00:26:33,390 --> 00:26:34,390
Put it there, sir.

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00:26:36,130 --> 00:26:37,310
Grenades? Why not?

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00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,280
I feel the same reaction to parts of
that, Alan, that you're having now.

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00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,480
are parts of it I couldn't look at and
still can't. No.

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00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:18,860
But that recreation is exactly as I
remember it, that recreation.

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00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:21,660
We're taking nothing away. That's it.
What's normal.

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00:27:22,060 --> 00:27:23,420
Come in, Cameron.

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00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:27,560
Come in here for a second. I just want
to explain why we're all standing here

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the moment.

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00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:32,040
And it's because we've been given a bit
of leave after Operation Zorro to

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recover from that.

395
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,540
We've got a bit of leave.

396
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,380
Due to his... No, no, no, no.

397
00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:40,140
My uncle. Remember he said we was
incompetent tosh?

398
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,640
Holiday, Mark. We're on holiday at the
moment.

399
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,900
No, we were sex, sir. On holiday! At the
moment.

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00:27:45,340 --> 00:27:46,340
You can cut that.

401
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,840
Thanks, sir. It's been a pleasure.

402
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,080
Great.

403
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:54,800
Take that.

404
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:57,920
That's it.

405
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,300
End of an era, I suppose.

406
00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:03,580
I'll be glad at the break, actually.

407
00:28:12,980 --> 00:28:17,000
Operation Good Guys was disbanded for
the second time.

408
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:21,500
Each of the team was suspended
indefinitely without pay.

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00:28:37,930 --> 00:28:38,930
We only get you.