1 00:00:01,119 --> 00:00:02,119 Come on Ray. 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:03,800 Come on. Eat it. 3 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:05,120 I'm fine. 4 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:06,860 Why are you suffering? You haven't had a suffering. 5 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,440 I'm sick. Come here. I feel sick. 6 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:10,459 Come on. 7 00:00:10,460 --> 00:00:11,460 Eat it. 8 00:00:11,540 --> 00:00:14,040 There's a train coming into the tunnel. I feel sick. 9 00:00:14,940 --> 00:00:17,080 And the tunnel, that's sick. 10 00:00:18,820 --> 00:00:21,040 Excuse me, can I have a mug of tea? 11 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:22,600 Eight mugs of tea, please. 12 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,060 Oh, it's marmalade. 13 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:52,880 The good God. 14 00:01:13,260 --> 00:01:15,280 You will not be eaten for three days. 15 00:01:15,620 --> 00:01:17,100 What do I say about those sausages? 16 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:18,900 Will you shut up? 17 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:24,260 You've heard your references. You'll arrive here at the base of the river 18 00:01:24,260 --> 00:01:27,380 you have to find three cunningly concealed canoes. 19 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:32,240 Then you'll travel upriver five, six hours where you'll be met on the grid 20 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:36,840 reference, as you've been given again, by a big gym at Camp Base Alpha. 21 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:42,140 It's week four in the good guys' retraining and the team are preparing to 22 00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:44,860 part in a gruelling exercise to live off the land. 23 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,079 Is that clear? 24 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:47,080 Start. 25 00:01:47,550 --> 00:01:50,970 It's where you do adventure -y things and you eat rabbits and squirrels and 26 00:01:50,970 --> 00:01:51,869 things like that. 27 00:01:51,870 --> 00:01:52,970 So it should be interesting. 28 00:01:53,410 --> 00:01:55,170 Get going! You're on your way! 29 00:01:55,930 --> 00:01:56,930 Run! 30 00:02:04,710 --> 00:02:05,710 Oh, 31 00:02:09,150 --> 00:02:10,150 hello. 32 00:02:10,289 --> 00:02:11,189 Hello there. 33 00:02:11,190 --> 00:02:14,990 Thank you very much. Beach finds the canoes with surprising ease. 34 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:19,750 If this is what they call concealment, I think it's them that need the 35 00:02:19,750 --> 00:02:20,910 retraining, Niles, don't you? 36 00:02:21,450 --> 00:02:22,930 Yes, sir. You tie up, Ray. 37 00:02:23,430 --> 00:02:26,170 Looks smart. A lovely day for it. 38 00:02:26,690 --> 00:02:29,170 Sir. Sir, I've got these robbery things, sir. 39 00:02:30,910 --> 00:02:31,910 Ah. 40 00:02:32,490 --> 00:02:34,170 Location devices. That's what we need. 41 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:42,450 Captain on deck. There are 142 men on this ship. Last night I was proud of 42 00:02:42,450 --> 00:02:43,490 141 of you. 43 00:02:45,390 --> 00:02:49,110 Very good, sir. I thought you were in. Look, Noel Coward, I thought you were in 44 00:02:49,110 --> 00:02:50,110 when you served. 45 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,210 That's too tight, right? 46 00:02:51,550 --> 00:02:55,210 Now, come on, none of this is any good. Look, the back... What's this? 47 00:02:56,090 --> 00:03:00,710 Here? It's all... There we go. 48 00:03:02,110 --> 00:03:03,310 That's the way to do it. Follow me, man? 49 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:08,330 Definitely. You know, I hardly believe they call this concealed. 50 00:03:09,410 --> 00:03:13,250 On a sheet of tarpaulin, a few twigs, leaves, something, anything would have 51 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:13,929 done, wouldn't it? 52 00:03:13,930 --> 00:03:15,410 See, they just haven't made the effort. 53 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:19,490 Unfortunately, 54 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:30,810 they've taken the wrong peruse. 55 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:53,390 This sun cream, pass it round, it's important. 56 00:03:53,950 --> 00:03:56,470 The bones, for goodness sake, I need that for my nose. 57 00:03:57,390 --> 00:03:58,390 Oh, God. 58 00:03:58,630 --> 00:04:01,670 I'll try and get it. Well, get it out. I'll try, I'm trying to get it. It's 59 00:04:01,670 --> 00:04:03,170 sunk, sir. Keep the bones together. 60 00:04:04,390 --> 00:04:05,390 It's gone, sir. 61 00:04:12,970 --> 00:04:14,170 We're going for a pub lunch. 62 00:04:15,510 --> 00:04:16,510 Sorry, sir. 63 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:17,940 Sir, stay here. 64 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,500 Stay here, that's an order. 65 00:04:20,779 --> 00:04:25,160 Sir, these rations are perfectly acceptable, I think. 66 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,920 I feel worse. 67 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,860 Do you smell the sewage? 68 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:37,420 You alright? 69 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,440 Thank you, sir. Pleasure. 70 00:04:45,130 --> 00:04:47,110 Cheers. I trust you've all eaten your rations? 71 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,690 We're in the process of, sir. 72 00:04:51,970 --> 00:04:53,090 Quite nice here, isn't it? 73 00:04:54,230 --> 00:04:55,230 Sorry, 74 00:04:57,490 --> 00:05:03,450 but by this, looking at this, we've been going five kilometres now the wrong 75 00:05:03,450 --> 00:05:06,510 way. No, we should be turning right. We've got to be heading down that way. 76 00:05:07,030 --> 00:05:11,170 Sir, if you look at the position of the sun this time of day, north is to the 77 00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:12,450 left. Don't look at the sun, can I? 78 00:05:13,330 --> 00:05:14,330 Not with my nose. 79 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:27,290 Don't look at them anyone. 80 00:05:32,950 --> 00:05:38,830 Eyes front everyone. 81 00:05:39,790 --> 00:05:41,130 Don't give them the satisfaction. 82 00:05:45,130 --> 00:05:47,230 Listen boys, please just go home. 83 00:05:48,770 --> 00:05:50,390 Oi, why don't you go home, mister? 84 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:53,230 If I give you some money, will you go home? 85 00:05:53,470 --> 00:05:54,750 No, I don't need it. 86 00:05:55,970 --> 00:05:56,970 Hey, look. 87 00:05:57,110 --> 00:05:58,830 Just steer the boat, won't you? 88 00:06:05,950 --> 00:06:07,190 Don't encourage him, guys. 89 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,860 Don't even think you're fine with an artist, all right? 90 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,900 Eyes forward. 91 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:17,140 It just goes to prove that Ray and I wouldn't ask our men to do anything that 92 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:17,919 wouldn't do ourselves. 93 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,080 Put us all in danger there. 94 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:20,560 It could have been awful. 95 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,640 But next time, when you start filming again, Ray and I will be in the boat 96 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:27,860 because it's going to make better television for you if, you know, we're 97 00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:32,440 actually the senior officers of leading in the canoes. Get them over here now. 98 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:35,700 Right, can we... Someone over here, please. Take Sir in the boat. 99 00:07:36,260 --> 00:07:37,600 We're trying to get over there, Ray. 100 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:39,000 Dissolve! Get here! Now! 101 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:42,500 Sorry, sir, we can't fight the current. We can't seem to get close to the shore. 102 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:43,760 Get your bloody boat here! 103 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,400 Listen, I'm holding you strings. Come back here now. 104 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:48,760 No, the current's on. 105 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:50,300 Just row! 106 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:56,060 Listen, sit down and I'll dry you off again. 107 00:07:57,460 --> 00:08:00,700 Look, if you soak him wet, we'll get pneumonia. 108 00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:03,100 Come back! 109 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:04,360 Decide! 110 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:06,860 You bastard! 111 00:08:36,610 --> 00:08:38,490 is convinced the team is lost. 112 00:08:38,710 --> 00:08:41,490 It's definitely water, sir. Not necessarily rain. 113 00:08:42,190 --> 00:08:43,990 On some maps it could be glaciers. 114 00:08:44,430 --> 00:08:45,530 It could be glacial. 115 00:08:45,910 --> 00:08:50,330 I think we're here. What do you think our position is at the moment? 116 00:08:51,050 --> 00:08:55,310 Judging by the sun, sir, I'd say we're really close at the moment. 117 00:09:00,070 --> 00:09:01,530 Are we going to share the jet? 118 00:09:02,050 --> 00:09:03,910 Sir, Bill's done a forward wreck. 119 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,080 Found the sign, sir. 120 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:08,580 Oh, yeah. 121 00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:12,440 You know, man management has some of its comical signs. 122 00:09:14,260 --> 00:09:17,960 You'll see what I mean. Gary, why are you wearing that ridiculous wig and the 123 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,540 glasses and rings? 124 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:21,179 What's going on? 125 00:09:21,180 --> 00:09:22,500 Well, I'm undercover. 126 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:23,219 Take it off. 127 00:09:23,220 --> 00:09:24,220 No, but I'm undercover. 128 00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:26,700 Off the lot. 129 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,160 Okay. 130 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:30,480 And the ring. 131 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:32,520 Doesn't that look better? 132 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:37,260 So what we're going to do, Ray, if you can organise this, take something from 133 00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:39,880 each of the other vets and make up a kit for ourselves. 134 00:09:40,820 --> 00:09:41,820 Welcome! 135 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:45,360 Hello! Welcome to Camp Alpha. 136 00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:46,660 How do you do? 137 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:48,820 Nice to meet you, Vanessa. 138 00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:50,740 Hello there. 139 00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:52,740 Very appropriately dressed. 140 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,700 Well, we try our best. 141 00:09:55,740 --> 00:09:58,700 Will we be meeting Jim? You're going to come up and meet my husband, Jim. Big 142 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:00,300 Jim? The one and only. 143 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,960 And I can see that congratulations are in order. Sorry? 144 00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:06,760 Oh, yeah. The patter of tiny feet are imminent. 145 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,600 Sitting very high, you could probably be a boy. 146 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:12,700 Do you have an innie or an outie at the moment? 147 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:13,980 Oh, a what? Sorry? 148 00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:15,060 The belly button, is it? 149 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,580 Um, um, it's an innie. Well, 150 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:21,960 we follow you. OK, come this way. 151 00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:23,380 Punch? 152 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:26,000 Yes. Go and start packing, you two. 153 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,400 I've done that already. 154 00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:30,220 Put everything in a heap and follow us. 155 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:36,660 The team are introduced to court instructor Jim Appleby, a legend in the 156 00:10:36,660 --> 00:10:37,660 survivalist community. 157 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:43,140 Strange, can you leave a little gap for the camera? Coming this way. 158 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,180 Lend me your ears. 159 00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:52,940 Well, Big Jim is meant to be teaching us how to live off the land, and I'm sure 160 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:53,940 he's doing a good job. 161 00:10:54,090 --> 00:10:56,930 The only problem is none of us can really understand what he's talking 162 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:58,350 He kind of mumbles. 163 00:10:59,130 --> 00:11:00,870 Can you understand what he's talking about? 164 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,550 We can't. 165 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:07,870 This country needs an enigma. 166 00:11:08,510 --> 00:11:11,130 That is what is required. That's the right word. 167 00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:16,410 And I've come here to take part. This is a mission, a mission that I have. 168 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:21,430 I'm going to start here and I'm going to finish and the whole thing is going to 169 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,430 change. 170 00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:24,740 Survival. 171 00:11:26,260 --> 00:11:27,960 May I, Jim? I think I can take it from here. 172 00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:33,000 Actually, it's not an enanima, it's an enema. 173 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,060 I just think that was bloody rude. That was. 174 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,360 It was. Shut up. 175 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:51,340 I'm going to teach you men how to survive. 176 00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:55,300 in very, very poor conditions. 177 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,420 You're going to be cold. 178 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:00,520 You're going to be hungry. 179 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,020 You'll have no shelter. 180 00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:04,620 What do you want? 181 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:09,500 Would it be all right if we went to the loo before we went? 182 00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:15,020 No? 183 00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:21,820 See, the important thing about these three, four days that we're here at Camp 184 00:12:21,820 --> 00:12:27,840 Alpha is to get the training that we need to pass, to get to the level that 185 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,460 need, the pass level for our instructor. 186 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:33,100 I must stress that this is not a romp in the country that we're going through 187 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:37,100 this week. It's not tumbling into haystacks with chocolate bars. 188 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,220 There's nothing romantic about it at all. 189 00:12:40,370 --> 00:12:44,530 We may have good accommodation, of course, possibly luxury accommodation by 190 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:48,330 people's standards, but we're here to endure some suffering as well. 191 00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:54,730 But I'm confident that we're going to do well. No pain, no gain, as they say. 192 00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:57,250 Is that right? That's certainly right. 193 00:12:57,670 --> 00:13:00,350 I hope it makes good view. 194 00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:14,990 Three hours in, and Beach is keen to settle in, take a bath and have his 195 00:13:14,990 --> 00:13:15,990 afternoon tea. 196 00:13:16,850 --> 00:13:21,510 Presumably I'll have my own room. Could you just leave the stuff alone? 197 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:27,750 I said presumably I'll have my own room with en suite facilities. The men will 198 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:28,990 double up, of course. 199 00:13:29,950 --> 00:13:36,390 Shall we... It'd be nice if we may retire just for a short while, Jim, if 200 00:13:36,390 --> 00:13:37,390 Do what? 201 00:13:37,790 --> 00:13:40,670 Will he stay in his room? 202 00:13:42,110 --> 00:13:43,530 He'll be staying outside. 203 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:48,430 Outside? So there are rooms outside? We are a bit organised. 204 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:51,270 Just leave it to us. We'll sort it out. He'll be staying outside. 205 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:54,730 He has a healthy interest in military history. That's all. 206 00:13:55,590 --> 00:13:56,590 That's all it is. 207 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,830 I have an interest in J. Edgar Hoover. He's got Hitler, I've got Hoover. 208 00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:01,210 Hitler, 209 00:14:01,690 --> 00:14:03,570 Hoover. Everybody's got to have a hobby. 210 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:04,910 Hitler's hardly Hoover. 211 00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:09,680 Gary, you're being oversensitive, you know that. Look, I don't think you 212 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:13,140 understand my point. I feel not welcomed. I feel threatened. Do you know 213 00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:14,400 mean? I feel intimidated. 214 00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:17,460 The point is, you're reading far too much. You're reading things into this 215 00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:18,980 aren't actually there, Gary. Now, chill out. 216 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,520 I tell you what, Garb, I feel like a sitting duck sitting out here in the 217 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:24,880 of this field knowing that that mad racist psycho nutter is not too far 218 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,620 Now, you're being accusatory now. 219 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,740 He's none of those things, I'm sure. 220 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,160 It says here, Big Jim tells it as it is. 221 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,359 White news. 222 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:40,260 No, no, no. Listen to this one. At last, the truth about Negroid. As 223 00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:41,179 it should be. 224 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,180 Aryan nation. 225 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,640 You can't and you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. 226 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,640 You really shouldn't. Look at that. 227 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:53,060 You are being oversensitive about this. I'm trying to be rational about this. He 228 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:56,500 cannot possibly be a racist. He's an ex -policeman, for goodness sake. 229 00:14:57,740 --> 00:15:01,020 If you want me to go and have a word with him about his politics as one 230 00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:02,980 to another, I'll quite happily do it. Would that make you happy? 231 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:06,680 Well, you know, it might be a start. Right, I'll sort this out. Sergeant Nash 232 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:07,659 will go on. 233 00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:09,140 We'll go and sort this out now, Ray. Come on. 234 00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:10,680 You stay there. 235 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:16,180 Of course, typically the shoulders of authority bearing the responsibility. 236 00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:18,840 I have to sort things out as usual. 237 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:22,460 Sorry, we come in peace. We come in peace. 238 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,680 We want to see the register. 239 00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:25,199 Beyond the register. 240 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,660 Thanks, Jim. May I have a little word? 241 00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:28,130 On security. 242 00:15:29,110 --> 00:15:31,530 Highly recommended, of course. He don't like black people. 243 00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:35,110 Black horses, but not black people. 244 00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:38,650 If, for instance, I was to ask you what your politics were, would you say, oh, 245 00:15:38,690 --> 00:15:42,990 right down the middle, or left, centre, or right, or far right? 246 00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:45,430 Do you like dogs? 247 00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:48,230 He frightens me, gives me the creeps, do you know what I mean? 248 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,910 He talks sort of, like, low. 249 00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:53,470 Do you like dogs? Yes, yes I do. 250 00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:55,730 Very much. 251 00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:57,150 Do you like animals, boy? 252 00:15:57,630 --> 00:15:59,290 Oh, I love them. Oh, I'm really good. 253 00:15:59,950 --> 00:16:00,950 Come to my barn. 254 00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:02,290 Bing! 255 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:07,310 Bing! 256 00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:08,450 Bing, Bing! 257 00:16:10,790 --> 00:16:17,710 Well, I'm not going to disturb them, because Jim is obviously showing Ray a 258 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:18,710 survival technique. 259 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:25,950 It's a bracing. 260 00:16:26,390 --> 00:16:27,390 The air. 261 00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:30,030 It's a pleasure to get out of the city. 262 00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:45,950 What happened, Rex? 263 00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:52,810 I haven't talked about it. All right, now, come on, let's turn this off now, 264 00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:54,210 please, if you don't mind. I'll be all right. 265 00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:57,830 If I just... That's it. I'll walk around for a minute. I'll be all right. No, 266 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,850 come on, privacy, please. 267 00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:00,390 Oh, sorry, sorry, mate. 268 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:01,770 Is it OK? 269 00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:03,430 Yeah, the pain's going through. All right, what do you say? 270 00:17:03,910 --> 00:17:06,470 Is he going to see him, Gav? Yes, we did, Gary. What do you say? You can't 271 00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:09,190 anything at all... You all right, mate? Yes. You can't have anything at all 272 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:11,810 to... Guys, please, you don't have to film all the time. Well, why not? Why 273 00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:12,869 can't... What did he say? 274 00:17:13,069 --> 00:17:14,069 You can just take it away. 275 00:17:14,089 --> 00:17:15,089 Thank you, Mark. 276 00:17:15,569 --> 00:17:19,130 He is not a bigot or a racist. 277 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,880 He's a man, as we've said before, with an interest in military history, and 278 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,540 as simple as that. Why did you come to that conclusion? Did he tell you? 279 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,140 With the greatest respect, Gary... I'm beginning to feel oppressed. Shush! 280 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,780 People like you would be offended at the black and white minstrels. Yeah. 281 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,200 Oh, you should like that. 282 00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:35,220 Remember that one when they were singing in the snow slag? Classic 283 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,220 entertainment. 284 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,680 Oh, God. 285 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:45,020 And what's wrong with that? Where's the harm in that? 286 00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:48,650 You see, and the wonderful thing about this particular beetle, the lily beetle, 287 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:52,290 is that you never find them so far down south, because these ones can survive. 288 00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:06,750 Eat a bit tasty with that knife, Ray. 289 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,310 Like Richard Widmark in The Alamo. 290 00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:14,830 Oh, no. 291 00:18:16,010 --> 00:18:17,250 The future for us. 292 00:18:18,550 --> 00:18:21,510 I've seen the good things. 293 00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:28,430 But I've also seen the... I've seen the horror. 294 00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:30,950 And the hate. 295 00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:35,310 The horror. 296 00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:41,570 I can see these things are gonna happen to us. 297 00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:44,630 Unless we move forward now. 298 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,210 Strike it out. 299 00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:51,570 Now's the chance for us. 300 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:56,010 The chance to take over. 301 00:18:56,950 --> 00:18:58,390 Control our destiny. 302 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:02,110 Clear the dead wood. 303 00:19:07,650 --> 00:19:14,130 Oh, what a 304 00:19:14,130 --> 00:19:15,650 beautiful morning. 305 00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:24,610 I've got a beautiful feeling. 306 00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:29,050 Everything's going my way. 307 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:36,610 Everything's going my way. 308 00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:42,170 Ray, if you build it. 309 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,520 Good guys, teens. 310 00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:11,740 Shit! 311 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:12,880 Yes, okay. 312 00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:14,020 Eyes front, everybody. 313 00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:15,260 Look this way. 314 00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:18,440 Officer on parade. How do we address the officer on parade, Gary? 315 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,300 Gov. No, not gov. 316 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,220 Sir. Sir, right. 317 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:27,780 The only way we're going to get through this with any degree of sanity is to 318 00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:29,060 have odd discipline. 319 00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:31,920 Yes, I thought we've all seen a tank before. 320 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Yes, it's a tank. 321 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,400 Come on, this way. Look this way. 322 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,280 We can have discipline all week. 323 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,360 I've noticed in some of these guide roads, for example... Look out! 324 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,640 Get out of the way! 325 00:20:43,860 --> 00:20:45,740 What are you doing? 326 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:49,620 Jesus Christ! What do you think you're playing at? 327 00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:51,140 That's disgusting! 328 00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:53,440 Look what you've done! 329 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,080 Who do you think you are? 330 00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:58,760 Shut up. 331 00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:02,700 Jim, where do you think we're going to sleep tonight? 332 00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:06,380 Nobody's going to sleep tonight. 333 00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:09,280 There's going to be a hobbling. 334 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,740 Hobbling, it's... No, I've seen it in a crossword. 335 00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:19,280 It's a barbecue. It's a colloquial word for a barbecue. 336 00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:21,940 Today, we're going on an exercise. 337 00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:29,120 And the fugitive is going to be one of you, the man we are chasing. 338 00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:37,520 I want you to imagine that this is a godless... 339 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,420 A hopeless individual. 340 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,980 A man who's never seen the inside of a church. 341 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:52,260 Who would think nothing of robbing, pillaging, taking your belongings. 342 00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:57,740 The perpetrator is going to be you. 343 00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:00,640 You've got ten minutes. 344 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,200 Good morning, boy. 345 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,640 That's a surprise. 346 00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:08,340 Good luck, Gary. 347 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:09,840 See you later. 348 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,400 See you later, guys. 349 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:16,900 I'd run if I was you, Gary. 350 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:04,190 Gary avoided the tank for a further six hours and having gained top marks Return 351 00:23:04,190 --> 00:23:05,190 to the team. 352 00:23:08,990 --> 00:23:15,070 Well, it's a classic case of pros and cons, and for's and against, but 353 00:23:15,070 --> 00:23:19,490 we haven't got anywhere to stay, sleep for the night, but we're going to get in 354 00:23:19,490 --> 00:23:20,129 the points. 355 00:23:20,130 --> 00:23:22,950 That's what matters, and the exercise is really going well. 356 00:23:23,950 --> 00:23:24,829 Isn't it, Ray? 357 00:23:24,830 --> 00:23:25,830 Oh, yeah, yes. 358 00:23:25,950 --> 00:23:26,950 Very well said, indeed. 359 00:23:28,330 --> 00:23:29,350 It's starting to rain now. 360 00:23:30,090 --> 00:23:33,890 Ray, will you keep still? I can't stop shivering, so I'm sorry. I'm trying to 361 00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:36,010 relax. And move over. 362 00:23:37,050 --> 00:23:40,410 It's just a big lump of boulder in my back. 363 00:23:41,850 --> 00:23:47,350 The Aborigines used to do this with antelope horn in southern Australia, and 364 00:23:47,350 --> 00:23:51,210 they used to have a string. They called it catgut, but it isn't. It's the 365 00:23:51,210 --> 00:23:52,590 intestine of a cattle. 366 00:23:52,950 --> 00:23:58,290 And they make a bow, and they pull the string backwards and forwards in a cello 367 00:23:58,290 --> 00:23:59,290 motion. 368 00:23:59,870 --> 00:24:00,890 No, it's just a fire. 369 00:24:01,850 --> 00:24:04,990 Listen, you guys don't have any matches on you, do you? 370 00:24:05,390 --> 00:24:09,750 Can we get one match between us? 371 00:24:10,130 --> 00:24:11,130 Or a lighter? 372 00:24:11,570 --> 00:24:14,450 If he's going to get that to light, he's got to do it a lot faster. He's got to 373 00:24:14,450 --> 00:24:15,009 do it much faster. 374 00:24:15,010 --> 00:24:19,270 Come on, Ray. He'll never, ever take it. If you feel there, it's getting warm. 375 00:24:19,770 --> 00:24:20,770 It's getting warm. 376 00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:25,170 It's also getting dark, Ray, so come on. I'll get it going in the rhythm, Sarge. 377 00:24:25,210 --> 00:24:27,170 No, but I'm worried about getting dirt in my blisters. 378 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:35,280 No, I know that's okay. So what we have here is a situation where we've got no 379 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,219 fire. 380 00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:37,940 It's cold. The night is drawing in. 381 00:24:38,540 --> 00:24:42,740 But these situations, it's meant to be like this. It's here to test our metal. 382 00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:45,060 Draw in for a bit of bodily warmth, everyone. 383 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,600 Gov. Gov. 384 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:47,799 What's up? 385 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:48,920 Gov, look over there. Gov, look. 386 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:50,800 Somebody's got a light. 387 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,080 Gov, call me paranoid, but is that what I think it is? 388 00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:58,760 I'm not being funny, sir, but that does look like a cross. A burning cross. It's 389 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,620 not a burning cross. It's a barbecue. 390 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,640 Or a hobbling, as they say in these parts. I don't know about that. 391 00:25:03,940 --> 00:25:05,180 It's supposed to be a burning cross. 392 00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:08,200 Bill, it's not a burning cross. It's a barbecue, and we're going. Come on. 393 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,280 Get a burger. You've got to be joking, now. Come on, you'll be all right. It's 394 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,940 not a welcoming party. Oh, come on. 395 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:15,920 What's a tandoor? 396 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,800 It's a long while since I've had a barbecue. 397 00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:19,060 Oh, 398 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,420 chicken. A bit of tandoor with chicken. What's happening, sir? 399 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,420 It looks very dodgy, sir. You should come and have a look. It looks dodgy. 400 00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:26,259 looking at, sir. 401 00:25:26,260 --> 00:25:28,900 It is. It's only a barbecue, for goodness sake. Let me sort this out. 402 00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:30,620 Come on, follow me, man. 403 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:31,659 All right. 404 00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:33,160 Take your eggs down. 405 00:25:33,540 --> 00:25:35,220 Take your eggs down. Mind the pramble. 406 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,280 Mind the pramble. 407 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:41,180 We are the girls of one mind. 408 00:25:42,220 --> 00:25:44,800 It does not look like a barbecue to me, sir. 409 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:46,800 I told you it was dodgy, sir. 410 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,660 It looks like a nativity play. 411 00:25:49,260 --> 00:25:50,660 Wait, light off. 412 00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:51,940 Off. 413 00:25:52,170 --> 00:25:53,490 Oh, my God, it's the pig. 414 00:25:54,170 --> 00:25:56,610 The pig that bit me up the arse in the barn yesterday. 415 00:25:56,850 --> 00:25:57,850 Sir. 416 00:25:58,910 --> 00:26:00,810 Gary, you should have said something about this earlier on. 417 00:26:01,530 --> 00:26:03,670 Because it's nonsense. I'm going to sort this out. You can put that light back 418 00:26:03,670 --> 00:26:04,629 on now if you want. 419 00:26:04,630 --> 00:26:05,930 I'm going to put a stop to all this. 420 00:26:06,890 --> 00:26:07,890 Beware of the pig. 421 00:26:08,470 --> 00:26:09,770 Beware of the pig. Careful, careful. 422 00:26:15,370 --> 00:26:20,810 An hour later. 423 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,660 And Beach has not returned. 424 00:26:23,460 --> 00:26:25,640 The team prepare to beat a hasty retreat. 425 00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:27,420 You bastard! 426 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,740 You bastard! 427 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,400 What do you think me for? 428 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,580 You bunch of cowards! 429 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,320 Why do I have to do everything by myself? 430 00:26:35,780 --> 00:26:38,080 Hey! You make me sick! 431 00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:40,360 Come, let's just get out. Come on. 432 00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:42,720 You know what I've just been through? 433 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,320 I've been nearly killed, Ray! 434 00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:49,240 You killed me! 435 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,980 A lot of them. Okay, calm. 436 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,200 Calm, everybody. 437 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:01,300 Calm for a second. 438 00:27:01,780 --> 00:27:04,100 Nassar, you've had military training. Come on, suggestions. 439 00:27:04,340 --> 00:27:06,020 Let's form a plan. A clear plan. 440 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:07,920 What? 441 00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:10,080 Dogs. Dogs. Dogs. 442 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:11,920 Bloodhounds. 443 00:27:12,420 --> 00:27:13,420 Bloodhounds. Come on. 444 00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:15,020 Come on. 445 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,840 Come on. 446 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,560 I'm not working out because it's a 24 -hour cot and you're too stupid. 447 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,800 That's why. 448 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,160 Oh, 449 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,120 shut up! 450 00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:35,360 I've nearly been killed tonight. 451 00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:41,140 Right, let's work every car and work out exactly where we are and see when we've 452 00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:43,200 got some transport, when some transport might arrive. 453 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,060 I can't believe that you're arresting me for borrowing a couple of canoes. 454 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,940 Just get into the car. Don't manhandle me. 455 00:27:50,620 --> 00:27:54,440 It's all right, it's all right. There's a 31 coming in about 20 minutes, sir. 456 00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:55,460 We'll follow up behind. 457 00:27:56,429 --> 00:27:57,429 It's all right. 458 00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:01,090 It will be all right, won't it? Yeah. Maybe along soon. 459 00:28:03,470 --> 00:28:07,250 Next week, the good guys prepare for a joint police operation in Bain.