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Quasimodo. That's probably wrong.

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Cut. I know. I got it. Not Quasimodo.
Quadrant. Boy, you smell yummy.

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So when are we going out?

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When's hell freeze over?

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Come on. What's wrong with me? I'm just
not your type.

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You need somebody more inflatable.

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Have I told you you have magnificent
breasts?

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Action.

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on a traffic accident.

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Possible intracranial breasts.

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God, Sybil.

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I'm sorry.

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Thanks a lot.

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Ever made it on a gurney?

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Just shut up and lie there.

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What a coincidence.

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That's what I was going to ask you to
do.

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Jay, I've got a bedpan and I'm not
afraid to use it.

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Oh, come on.

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Hey, hands off.

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Cut. That's perfect, Sybil. Dang.

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That's a wrap, Jay.

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Jay?

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work today?

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Not bad.

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Jay Thomas asked me out.

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Then I whacked him with a bedpan.

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And you wonder why you're home on the
weekend.

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I'm thinking about giving up dating.

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I can't remember the last time I was
with a man and actually felt something.

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What about that guy who had a hook for a
hand?

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That's not what I'm talking about. Hey,
don't knock that guy. I always had a

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place to hang my coat.

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I'm talking about chemistry.

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Zing. Zing? Zing? There's no zing
anymore.

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Oh, well, if you want zing, maybe it's
time I introduced you to David. Not

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unless David's a new flavor of ice
cream.

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David Whittier, Jr., one of my divorce
attorneys and a dear friend.

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He's smart, successful, cute.

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Then why don't you date him? I can't.
He's afraid of me.

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He saw what I did to Dr. Dick.

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Then I definitely passed.

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Come on, I went out with that nimrod you
fixed me up with. Well, you're a fool.

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Don't you trust my judgment?

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All right, then. I'm forced to resort to
the dreaded Chinese margarita torture.

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Rip.

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Rip.

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Rip. It's not going to work, Marianne. I
am not going out with some boring

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divorce lawyer.

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The most difficult part of being a
divorce lawyer is to put aside my

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Mental note.

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Kill Marianne.

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I mean, it's hard not to empathize with
both sides in order to be an advocate

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for one.

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But then I stop and think, hey, only one
side is paying me, so what do I care?

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If he puts on chapstick one more time,
I'm going to scream.

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You know, I was kind of surprised you
picked this restaurant. We bring clients

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here all the time.

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Uh -oh.

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He's waiting for me to say something.

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That's funny.

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It is?

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It was just the way you told it.

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Thanks.

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As a matter of fact, our firm is having
a big party here tomorrow night to

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celebrate our 30th anniversary.

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Oh, no.

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You're going to ask me to go with him?
Think fast.

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Need an excuse.

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Cousin's wedding.

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Cooking class.

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Bone marrow transplant?

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Anyway, I'd be really thrilled if you'd
come with me. Yeah. Bone marrow.

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That would work.

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Terrific.

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No!

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Oh, why'd you do that? After 30 years of
dating, you know when there's zing, and

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this guy is zingless.

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Oh, hey, look who's here.

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Dad. Oh, great.

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He's already introducing me to his
family.

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Sybil, I want you to meet my father.

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David Whittier, senior.

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It's a pleasure.

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Zing!

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Wakey, wakey, baby.

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Yes, David. Now.

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Marianne!

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Hello.

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What are you doing here?

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I came over to ask how it went with
David last night, but I think you were

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to show me.

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Marianne, it's 6 a .m. Oh, well, you
know what they say.

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Early to bed, early to rise.

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Something, something, something.

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So tell me everything. Did you like him?
Did he like you? Did you talk about me?

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No, I thought about you.

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Oh, I knew you would like him. I'm so
glad I could do this for you. When are

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going to see him again?

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Well, I said I'd go to his law firm
party.

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Oh, wonderful. I'm going, too.

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Oh, good.

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We don't get to see enough of each
other.

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By the way, I met David's father last
night.

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Uh -huh. He's the senior partner of the
firm. So what are you going to wear?

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Uh, what do you know about him?

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About who?

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David's father.

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The man practically lives at the office.

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Hasn't done anything but work since his
wife died.

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His wife is dead?

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Great! I know exactly what you mean.

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Is it that obvious?

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Well, when you and David Jr. get
married, you won't have any mother -in

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problems, you sly dog.

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Marianne?

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Oh, in here!

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I thought we were going for breakfast.

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forgot you were waiting.

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Sybil, I'd like you to meet Tony
Bennett.

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Tony Bennett.

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I love you.

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Thank you. My mother loves you. My
daughter loves you and she hates

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Well, MTV, go figure.

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We headed a little soiree celebrating
his new album. A salute to women

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I'm in bed with Tony Bennett.

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Tony. Yes. Do it for her.

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I just met her.

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You want to go back and wait in the car?

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I left my heart in San Francisco.

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I'm doing a duet with Tony Bennett.

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It calls to me.

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Gee,

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Dad, thanks a lot. That was fun.

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Hi, you two. How was the auto show?

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Big thrill.

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Our daughter's mad because I won't buy
her a car.

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Then why take me to an auto show? If I
were hypoglycemic, would we go to a

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festival?

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Zoe, why does everything we do together
have to do with me buying you something?

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Because I'm a child of divorce and
you're riddled with guilt, remember?

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Here's a buck. Go away.

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I'm a child of divorce, too.

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Thanks.

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Hey, you look nice. Got a date?

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Yeah. One of Marianne's lawyers.

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Oh, scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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You want to start comparing dates?

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No truce. I give. You win.

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Oh, Ira, speaking of dating, have you
ever found yourself really attracted to

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older woman?

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Well, let's see.

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Oh, it was my fourth grade teacher, Miss
Gringold.

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I used to fantasize about her naked at
the blackboard, clapping the erasers.

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No, no, no. What I mean is...

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Clapping the erasers?

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I was nine. What did I know about sex?

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Oh, I don't mean when you were a kid. I
mean now.

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Now? Gringold would be like 80 now.

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Ira,

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you are not the person to be talking to
about this. Want me to lie that I'm into

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older women? Okay, how's this? Barbara
Bush, ha -cha -cha.

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Goodbye, Ira.

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Bella Abzug, schwing.

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What's the deal? You attracted to some
older guy?

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Were you eavesdropping?

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Yes.

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Believe me, relationships with older men
never work out.

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How would you know?

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You want the truth?

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I don't think so.

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Well, there comes a point when you
realize that one day you'll be 16 and

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be 30.

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I said I didn't think so.

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I remember the exact moment I decided to
become a lawyer.

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I had just flunked out of medical
school.

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Dark, bashful, sleepy, sneezy, grumpy,
dopey.

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Rumaki?

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No, that's not it.

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I'm sorry.

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Oh, thank you.

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I hate Rumaki.

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Why am I standing here eating something
I don't like with Mr. Wax Lips?

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I should just be honest. I should just
say, David, you're a very nice man, but

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this isn't working out.

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David, you're a very nice man. Thanks. I
think you're wonderful.

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Help me! Help me!

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Oh, there's the perfect couple. You two
look stunning together.

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I really have to thank you for
introducing us, Marianne. Sybil is not

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beautiful and witty, she's also a great
listener.

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Dancer Prancer.

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Listen.

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Just promise you'll name your firstborn
after me.

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If it's a girl, Marianne. If it's a boy,
Marianne.

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I'll pay for the therapy.

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You'll pay, all right.

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How about a drink?

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God, yes.

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Be right back if I can just get through
to the bar. Oh, leave it to me. Excuse

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us. Ebola virus coming through.

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Okay. First a drink, then I'll be
honest.

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Maybe two drinks.

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Okay, three drinks, be honest, and go
home. Evening.

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Well, maybe not right home.

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Hello.

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It's always such a pleasure to see one
of my son's clients.

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Zing, zing, zing with my heart strings.

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I'm not familiar with your case.

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Simple divorce?

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Why not?

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Moving on with your life, good for you.

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Good for me.

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I don't want you to worry about a thing.

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He touched me.

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I promise you I will see to it that all
the resources of our firm are devoted to

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making certain you receive everything
you're entitled to. He put his hand in

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mine and then he touched me.

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I promise you we'll nail that bastard to
the wall.

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Nail away.

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Here's my very favorite.

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Okay. What do you have? Well, you got
six lawyers buried up to their neck in

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sand. Not enough sand.

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I give up.

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Not enough sand.

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You have the sweetest laughs.

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He likes to snort.

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What a sweet thing to say.

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I wonder what would happen if I just
jumped him right here.

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I know this is a bit sumptuous, but I'm
enjoying your company so much. I wonder,

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would you consider having dinner with me
sometime?

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I'd love to. The only problem is the
sun.

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The only problem is my son.

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Wow.

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Pardon?

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What do you mean?

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Well, he doesn't approve of my dating.

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In his eyes, no woman can live up to the
memory of his mother.

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Oh, I understand. Hey, why don't we just
not tell him?

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I couldn't ask you to lie.

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Sure you can.

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Who am I kidding?

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Junior will find out eventually.

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Especially after I give birth to his
half -brother.

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And if you don't mind being discreet...
Discreet?

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Tuesday? Tuesday.

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Call me.

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Okay.

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Oh, my.

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David Jr.

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is quite taken with you. I haven't seen
him so happy since he stopped the

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medication.

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Medication? You mean like vitamins?

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No, like antidepressants, mood
regulators, tranquilizers.

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All at once?

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After his wife left him for another man.
He had a teensy -weensy nervous

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breakdown. He had a breakdown?

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He set me up with a guy that had a
breakdown?

258
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Only because he was betrayed by the
woman he loved.

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You would never do that.

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No, of course not.

261
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You didn't tell my father about us
dating, did you? No.

262
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Why, did you?

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Well, I put our dinner on my expense
account, and he's kind of touchy about

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sort of thing, so I kind of let him
think that you were a client.

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Client. Good idea.

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So... Here we are.

267
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Yep. Here we are.

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Listen, I'd like to invite you in, but
my daughter Zoe has a terrible flu.

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And I don't want to disturb her.

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Oh.

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Okay, I understand. Next time.

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I'll call you. Okie dokie. Good night.

273
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Hey, Mom. You're home early.

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Hi, I'm Zoe.

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What are you doing out of bed, young
lady?

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My God, you're burning up. You march
right upstairs this minute.

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Sorry, Mom.

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Kids.

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Thanks. No problem.

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What are you doing?

281
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chapstick you know it's midnight yes
please tell me why you weren't home by

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first tell me what that scene on the
porch was all about good night

283
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love that lives

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Something tells me you can.

285
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No, no, no.

286
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I can do it.

287
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It's just that... Would you take a drive
with me?

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Kinky? How big's your back seat?

289
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You don't understand.

290
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Before our relationship can go any
further, there's something I gotta do.

291
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Muriel?

292
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I'd like you to meet someone very
special to me.

293
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Her name is Sybil.

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Hi, Muriel.

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Don't get up.

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I know this sounds kind of crazy, but I
was married to the woman for a very long

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time, and I just have to tell her about
us.

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I understand.

299
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Yeah? Yeah.

300
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I've always loved you, Muriel, and I
always will.

301
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But I know you'd want me to find
happiness if I could, and Sybil makes me

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happy.

303
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I'll never forget you.

304
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But I think it's time for me to move
along.

305
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Okay?

306
00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:37,010
It's okay.

307
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We can go back to the hotel now.

308
00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:00,720
Your father's going to be just fine.
Sybil!

309
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,740
Marianne! What are you doing here?

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00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:06,280
David and I were going over Dr. Dick's
1982 tax returns.

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Wait, what are you doing here?

312
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Yeah, what are you doing here?

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Me?

314
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,060
Well, it's the most amazing story.

315
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I was driving past the cemetery and all
of a sudden, I don't know, I must have

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driven over a nail. Blam! I get a flat
tire.

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So I figure I'm an actress.

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Someday...

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to act walking through a cemetery at
night. So I walked through the cemetery

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night. And guess who I ran into?

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My father.

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Small world, huh?

323
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He says hi.

324
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I say hi.

325
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He grabs his chest and falls on the
ground and... That's it.

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Sybil, you know what I think?

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I'm afraid I do.

328
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If that nail was on cemetery property,
you can sue.

329
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Mr. Whittier.

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I'd like to be for a minute. Oh, he's
going to be okay, isn't he? He'll be

331
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Good thing I was there, huh?

332
00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:05,200
What's that I smell?

333
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,100
Load of crap.

334
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Yes, that's it.

335
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,900
It's rather overpowering.

336
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,560
You and David's father?

337
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:18,140
Mm -hmm.

338
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,100
Doing it on his wife's grave?

339
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:34,690
Of course you were. You lied to me.
Sybil, you lied to David.

340
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You carried on behind our backs.

341
00:19:37,490 --> 00:19:39,450
Oh, what a tangled web you wove.

342
00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:42,390
I know.

343
00:19:42,650 --> 00:19:43,710
I'm so ashamed.

344
00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:46,690
Had you fooled, though, huh?

345
00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:54,510
Don't worry. The doctor said it was only
a mild attack of angina. And your son

346
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doesn't suspect a thing. I made up this
ridiculous story about a flat tire.

347
00:19:57,970 --> 00:19:58,970
Doesn't matter.

348
00:19:59,690 --> 00:20:00,990
I can't see you anymore.

349
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:07,400
What? I'm not normally a superstitious
man, but that was more than just a mild

350
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,920
attack of angina out there.

351
00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:11,180
That was a sign.

352
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,580
Muriel isn't happy with our
relationship.

353
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,440
Muriel isn't happy? Muriel's dead.

354
00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:18,560
You said so yourself.

355
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:19,820
Doesn't matter.

356
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,620
Dead or alive, she's a mean, spiteful
woman.

357
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,080
Frankly, I'm scared.

358
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,200
Maybe if you got to know me.

359
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,940
I'm really a nice person.

360
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,800
Ask any of my dead relatives.

361
00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:41,460
Ariel, I promise to treat him right.
I'll make sure he visits often. Hey,

362
00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:43,520
even throw in a nice eternal flame.

363
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:44,960
Would you like that?

364
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,360
Never mind!

365
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:10,320
And you can get it if you try Trolling
with that one girl Sighing sigh

366
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:17,260
after sigh Nice work if you can get it
And you can get it if you try Now just

367
00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:24,220
imagine someone Waiting at the cottage
door When two hearts become one

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00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:25,340
Who could have

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Work if you can get it, and you can get
it.