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Research shows
what's in the current

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rural Britain youth
feels more

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marginalized. For
BBC studying this problem

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spent six months with young people
residents of a Cotswold village.

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I got it from a thrift store.

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Kerr, please shut up!

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Can you relax?

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You've been something all morning
excited.

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He is like this today because
settled across the street

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new family and he's everything
morning stares at her daughter.

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- I’m not staring at anything!
- You're staring. Staring.

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I assess the situation
before

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act, so shut up.

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There she is.

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Wow.

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Simply stunning.

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That she moved
this is destiny.

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Look, it's Slugs.

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Look how hard he tries.

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What is he doing?

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Here's a snake! He decided to go first!

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Look, he has a wallet
hanging on a chain

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this is your thing.

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That's exactly MY thing.

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Okay, he's overtaking me.

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I must go down to her.

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- Ker, do we still have "Ax"?
- Yes, in the bathroom.

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In the bathroom.

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For just two pounds.

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And on top there is this.

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Cool.

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Search problem
girls in the village

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that most people here
girls - penises.

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Hello.

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Hello. Kertan.

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Kaylee.

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So... do you have a boyfriend?

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Slugs, Slugs, slow down.

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Let the girl settle in.

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Do you want to go on a date?

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Slugs, she don't want no dates
even more so with you,

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she just moved in.

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You never know. Do you want
go on a date?

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Yes.

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What about me? Do you want to go to
date with me?

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- A?
- OK.

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Will you go? Super.

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-Where should I put this?
- It’s okay, I’ll bring it.

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I picked it up first, and I'll carry it.

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So, let's bring it in together.

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Yes, I'm looking for a relationship
but the thing is

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that I'm serious
trust issues.

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in the past me
fucked a bunch of times

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so it doesn't matter how much
I'll get closer to the person

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because I'll start thinking:

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“Damn, won’t they fuck me?”

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Because there are so many of me
fucked up once.

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Last relationship
They were complete crap.

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On the way to the excursion I called
on a date with Kirsty Taylor,

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but my cowardly stole it from me
best friend Jack Russell.

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I thought that I
your best friend.

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He is my best friend from labor lessons.

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In short, on the way back to me
I started getting motion sickness in the car...

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I was with you in labor lessons.

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- Yes - Yes

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On the way back I got seasick,
that's why I sat in front

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with Mr Perkins and Kirsty Taylor
sat in the back with a Jack Russell.

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Although he bought her
souvenir magnet.

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- It wasn't a magnet.
- Magnet. - It wasn't a magnet.

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- Magnet.
- No.

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It was a bookmark with
a picture of all the queens.

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Of course it's me
should be annoying, but...

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look how joyful she is.

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I was very gloomy
period, right, Ker?

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I listened to Papa Roach and
constantly exploding firecrackers.

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That's how it was, yes.

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- Kerry!
- What?

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- Kerry!
- What?

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Guess who got caught peeping
for women at the tennis club.

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- Whom?
- Peeped from the bushes

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and pleased himself.

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- Vicar?
- No!

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- Vicar?
- No!

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Kerry's dad?

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Yeah.

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Martina Macklowe.

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- Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about!
- Kerry!

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He peeped in the sixties

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spied in the seventies,

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spied on your aunt
Linda in the eighties

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when I was with him

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spied all the nineties...

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You know what? This is complete nonsense!

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Stop saying that
about my father!

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Shit fell on the fan.

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But he really was peeping.

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Kertan, I heard everything!

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I don't like him. I know that he
my uncle, but I don't like him.

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And I don't like how
he treats Ker.

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He doesn't give a damn about her,
because she's a girl.

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And he always wanted a son,

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to teach him how to cement.

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And Kerry is like a dog.

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No matter how hard you kick her

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she'll still come back
wagging his tail.

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Rough.

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I'm telling it like it is.

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No offense, right?

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Yeah.

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Research has shown that children with
fathers involved in their upbringing,

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much less likely
emergence of behavior problems.

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I went to see my father
but he's not at home,

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because his girlfriend
Sandra kicked him out.

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And now he lives in a van.

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I'll be by his side
no matter what.

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Just like him
was next to me.

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Although it was hard for him
be close to me

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because on Wednesday he has
darts and bowling on Thursday.

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And he always has weekends
dedicated to myself.

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I wanted to go to the toilet.

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I was desperate, I
lost by four points.

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Yeah.

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So I went into the bushes nearby
with the women's tennis club,

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and some old woman burst into tears
and called the police

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said that I'm for
peeked at her.

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And that I was excited.

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But that's not true, it's just
I am greatly honored.

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Clear.

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A person is not to blame if he
he has great dignity.

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- Yeah - I was charged.

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Sandra kicked me out.

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Darts team
wants to know me.

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I was in the pub yesterday, everything from
I was turned away, even by Alan.

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- Even Alan?
- My life is in shambles, Ker.

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Deepest ass.

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I live in a fucking van
where there is no place to piss.

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This is just an envious lie.

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They are jealous that God has given
I have a generous gift below.

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- Yeah.
- Now I have nothing.

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- You have me, dad.
- There is nothing.

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I only peeked once, at
78th, and I didn't like it.

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- I didn’t like it at all.
- Yeah.

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And I swore to myself that
I won't do this again.

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Yeah.

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True, then I
I looked again.

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To make sure that
I don't like this.

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This was in '89. And me
I didn’t like it then either.

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- Yeah.
- Ker, I am a milkman by profession.

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Do you think I'm completely
have nothing to do?

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Dad, it's okay
the truth will come out.

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It won't work, Ker. With the eye
you won't blink, how

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the police will call
and they will say that

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that you are on set
personal camera,

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and your DNA was found on
tennis case.

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Sorry, Ker, but this
a real setup.

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It's okay, dad, I
I'll take care of you.

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Forget it, Ker.

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Forget it.

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It's just Alan.

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Fucking Alan. Fucking little rat.

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In general, at Slugs
date with Kaylie,

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and it’s just before mine with her.
It's good for me

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because he will set the bar
very, very low.

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And when I come I'll be like
knight in shining armor,

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and she will be my princess,

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and she will run into my arms.

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And if I have to, I'll hit Slugs

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so Kaylie understands that
she's safe...

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...but it will be easy,
how to hit a turkey.

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Or another flightless bird.

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Cool, right?

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Reminds me of Kaylee
because she's very cute.

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Look who crawled
sneaky snake.

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The main thing about Kaylee,

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so that she understands that
I'm crippled by fate

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and we will have to take our time,

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but time will heal even
the wickedest of hearts.

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I'm not saying that
I have an evil heart

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but if she is not ready to accept
me as I am,

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and not the monster that I am
became, then let him scratch

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back to sea to the rest
fish because I don't care.

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God, haven't you decided yet?

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Lord, that's all
just a date.

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That's all. You are not at the reception
you are going to the queen.

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Kaylee and I are like
Beauty and the Beast.

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I'm the Beast because he had
serious trust issues,

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because of what's in the past
he was constantly getting screwed.

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And Slugs is Gaston...

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No, he's worse than Gaston.

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He's like fat and scary
Gaston's assistant

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who follows him everywhere.

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What I love about Kaylee is that she

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so sweet and full of energy.

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I don't mind her
dates with Slugs.

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Many are in my place
They would just go crazy.

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But I don't mind, I'm calm

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because I know
why is she doing this?

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She is very kind and she doesn't
wants to hurt his feelings.

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Are you going to take this?

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I didn't say anything.

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What is important to you in a guy?

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To be clean...

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With your car.

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I once had a boyfriend

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but in the end I'm just
I did that I gave him a ride.

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I love her looks, but I
I also love her character

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because she literally
lights up the room.

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She can be seen among
people per kilometer

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because she stands out so much
she is so full of energy

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that's why I love her.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
welcome aboard Flight 730,

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leaving the airport
Los Angeles.

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Your captain speaking
Martin Mucklow.

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Our flight will last 12 hours,
and approximate time

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arrivals in Frankfurt - 16
hours local time.

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I give the floor to my
to co-pilot Kerry,

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which will inform
you about the weather.

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This is your co-pilot Kerry speaking.

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Weather on our
the route is good,

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forecast - sunny
upon arrival in Frankfurt.

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Kerry would like loved ones
relationship with father

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but Martin, to be honest...

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...he's trying.

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I don't need a job, Ker.

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My job is gaming
machine in the pub.

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- Clear.
- When two cherries fall out, press “cancel”

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you take the bonus.

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It's not a jackpot, but you'll get ten.

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You put the ten back, and on the next
When entering, you hold all the reels.

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Jackpot.

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The owner of the establishment gets
for 50 pieces per year.

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And he can't do anything
do with it.

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My dad is a legend
in this village.

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One day I was walking
along Purley Crescent,

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and some junkies from Swindon

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decided to rob me.

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I'm like, "You know,
who is my father?"

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And they: “Isn’t it Martin Mucklow?”

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I told them: “Yes, he is.” And they:
"Sorry, friend."

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And they add: “Your dad,
By the way, a legend."

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And I say: “I know.”

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What do you say?

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Use your aperture.

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My lungs are so strong that I
I might explode a hot water bottle.

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Look again.

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By the way, Ker, everyone
last Tuesday of the month

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I played billiards
with Fred West.

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- What?
- I know, the guy is pretty shady,

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but he was amazing
builder,

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the best in the West Country.

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- Is it true?
- We said: "Fred West, the best in West."

253
00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,480
He laughed and said:
"Martin, stop it!"

254
00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:21,560
He could hold in one
hand four bars 90x90.

255
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:24,960
I could have done the same thing
only one person...

256
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,360
my old man.

257
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,360
Good morning ladies and gentlemen,

258
00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,920
we begin to descend to the side
Frankfurt airport,

259
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:40,200
and we will arrive 15 minutes earlier
scheduled time.

260
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:43,120
I now give the floor
to my co-pilot Kerry

261
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,920
for weather information.

262
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,720
Kerry says.

263
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,680
Weather in Frankfurt -
plus 21 Celsius.

264
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,640
We wish you great
spend time in Frankfurt

265
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,440
and hope to meet
with you again.

266
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,280
От лица всей нашей команды,

267
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:59,920
thank you for choosing
Martin Mucklow Airlines.

268
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,280
That's it, it's time to sleep.

269
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:06,840
In about 5
hours and 42 minutes

270
00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:09,240
we have a return flight from
Frankfurt to Los Angeles.

271
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,360
That's right. I love you, dad.

272
00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,520
Yes.

273
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:27,000
The main thing in a date
- U-Ve-tri-Er.

274
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,720
Уважение, взаимопонимание,
talk, talk, talk.

275
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,440
Никогда про это не забывай.

276
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,680
Хорошие отношения построены
on wonderful conversations.

277
00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:38,040
- Plaster...
- That's it, time's up, fuck off.

278
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:10,000
На свидании ты должен рассказать
all the most interesting things about yourself,

279
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,520
because it will interest them.

280
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,160
I don't smoke, I vape.

281
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,720
I say, I don’t smoke, I vape.

282
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:40,800
I went to a vape exhibition
with his sister, Kerry.

283
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:45,080
And there are 10,000 people there
just vaped.

284
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,760
I was recently on the bus, and...

285
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,440
...I was sitting at the back of the bus.

286
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:06,560
Suddenly the bus suddenly
the driver stopped and

287
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,800
goes through the whole bus
to me and this:

288
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,800
"You can't smoke here."

289
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,200
Guess what I did.

290
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,000
- Vaped.
- Vaped.

291
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,960
Like this.

292
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,640
Well done girl, that's it.

293
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,120
Let's.

294
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:32,240
Back up, be careful.

295
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,600
That's it, she bites.

296
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:39,360
She bites. That's it, yes.

297
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,960
Go easy on the gears.

298
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:47,520
Go easy on the gears.
Feel the moment, Ker.

299
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,000
What kind of dog do you think this is?

300
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,800
He tells me: "Here
You can't smoke."

301
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,760
I told him: “I don’t smoke, I vape.”

302
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,880
You should have seen his face.

303
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:12,680
He probably has no idea
has what vaping is.

304
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,800
It's probably a Labrador.

305
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:27,120
That's better, that's it, come on.

306
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,640
Come on son, it's better this way.

307
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,720
Well done.

308
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,200
Well done, son.

309
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,680
This is for you.

310
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,360
Look how cute she is.

311
00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:58,920
Open up.

312
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,160
Read it.

313
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,760
"For me it will be
a sip of living water

314
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:13,800
your consent to become my wife."

315
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,880
Yes, I've only known Kaylee for a day,

316
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:32,240
but in the village everything happens quickly.
If you don't win your girl,

317
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,920
someone else
might grab her.

318
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,320
If I were a dog I would
I would take a leak on her.

319
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:43,040
Not out of malice, but to
mark territory

320
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,880
and scare others away.

321
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,520
Now I'll show you how to fight
deprive someone of their sight.

322
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:52,640
- Ker!
- I told you I don’t want to see you.

323
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,360
I spend time with my father.

324
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,640
Kaylee, this is my sister Kerry.

325
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,160
This is my uncle Martin.

326
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,320
Very nice.

327
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,600
Can Kaylie pee?
in your van?

328
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,160
Just let it
uses the toilet.

329
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,240
Go.

330
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:19,480
- How are you?
- Ker, I think I love her.

331
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,040
- Serious?
- She's so cool.

332
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,680
She ate from my hand.

333
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,120
She loves what I vape.

334
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,960
- But you don't vape.
- I know, but she doesn’t know.

335
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,480
Where is she going?

336
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,520
Kaylee?

337
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,360
Kaylee!

338
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,840
- What the fuck?
- I didn't do anything.

339
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,200
My God.

340
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,880
You were spying on her, right?

341
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,440
- No way. - Curts...
- Dirty pervert.

342
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,640
Curts, he didn't peek.

343
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,440
- Don't say that.
- He's a dirty pervert.

344
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:49,200
- Shut your mouth.
- That's who you are. Everyone knows this, even Alan.

345
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,880
Everything was going so well, Ker.

346
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,200
- А этот извращенец все исгадил.
- Curt, please.

347
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,840
Wait when Alan
will find out about this.

348
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,320
Kaylee! Kaylee!

349
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:01,760
You dirty pervert!

350
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,440
Kaylee!

351
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,760
So how was it?

352
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,400
I've been here until
you were chatting there.

353
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:18,800
And then she jumped out
like a crazy pig.

354
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,640
And you didn't do anything, dad?

355
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:23,200
Nothing, Ker. You believe me, right?

356
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,120
I didn't want to tell you

357
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,640
but now I have to.

358
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,600
В эти выходные я лечу в Австралию,
и я хочу взять тебя с собой.

359
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,200
Co-pilot?

360
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,240
Captain, you idiot.

361
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,080
You're kidding!

362
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,800
Get out the map, we'll outline the route.

363
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,480
- Let's start from here. - Heathrow?
- Right.

364
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,240
Then we will stop in Singapore.

365
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,000
- So.
- Let's take a break.

366
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,680
Then, if the weather permits,
Let's fly to Brisbane.

367
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,280
What do you say?

368
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:54,040
I will say that this is the best
day in my life, dad.

369
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,720
Yeah.

370
00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,200
On the wire.

371
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,640
So.

372
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,400
OK. Yes.

373
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,200
Fine. Thank you very much.

374
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,480
Goodbye.

375
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,960
I've been cleared of charges, Ker.

376
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,280
You're kidding!

377
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,280
Now Sandra will regret it
that kicked me out.

378
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,960
- Traitor.
- Yes, she’s a fool, dad.

379
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,920
I will never betray you.
It's just you and me left, right?

380
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,080
Are you going to get a beer or something?

381
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,320
Yes I say now
Just you and me, right, dad?

382
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,520
The store will close in half an hour.

383
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,000
Yes, sorry, dad.

384
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,120
Yeah.

385
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,240
I'll be there soon.

386
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,080
I'm furious.

387
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,240
I'm just furious.

388
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,880
Kaylee!

389
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,200
I'm looking for you everywhere.

390
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,480
-Are you okay?
- Yes.

391
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,160
- Did he touch you?
- Who?

392
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,160
- Kerry's father.
- No.

393
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,800
He was spying on you, right?

394
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,720
- No.
- If he showed you something,

395
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,960
I will kill him with my bare hands.

396
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,840
- I didn’t show it.
- He did something, since you ran away.

397
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,600
It's not just like that.

398
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,960
What's up? Advice to you, Kertan:

399
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:24,000
next time try not
bore a girl on a date.

400
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,720
Why?

401
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,840
Kaylee, are you bored with me?

402
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,680
Oh God.

403
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,560
You ran away because
were you bored?

404
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:38,760
It's a joke?

405
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,920
Let's go tomorrow
date, can we...

406
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,640
- I can't.
- Why?

407
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,680
I have a boyfriend.

408
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,200
Who?

409
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:53,720
Slugs?

410
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,160
Seriously?

411
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,960
Oh my God.

412
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,400
I'm talking to my grandmother
told you.

413
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,240
She wanted it so much
to meet you.

414
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,880
Holy shit...

415
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:12,520
Roses are blooming

416
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:13,560
For beautiful ladies

417
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,920
And I have five fingers

418
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,640
And the third one is for you.

419
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,160
And to you.

420
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,800
Fucked up.

421
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,960
Have you seen it? Glad that
it's all over.

422
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,600
This couple, I'll tell you.

423
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,800
You can fuck.

424
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,720
Dodged a bullet, so to speak.

425
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:39,200
But now I regret that
called Martin a pervert.

426
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:43,560
Maybe he even
not a pervert.

427
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:47,040
But he might be
part-time pervert.

428
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,760
I don't know why you said that.

429
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,400
I said I'm sorry, Ker.

430
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,080
You don't need it in front of me
apologize, but to my dad.

431
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,520
- I will do so.
- So why did she run away?

432
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:03,200
Well... I didn't want to say
but she was afraid of you.

433
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,760
- What? Why?
- She was scared of your face.

434
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,680
So since I've apologized
in front of you and your dad,

435
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,480
then you should apologize
in front of me.

436
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,600
Okay, sorry, Curts.

437
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,800
- Forgiven.
- Dad, Kertan wants to tell you something.

438
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,560
What are you doing?

439
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:23,040
- I'm packing my things.
- For our flight to Australia?

440
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,000
- Yes.
- Dad, this is a simulator, you don’t need to pack your things.

441
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,400
Wait a minute. What is this?

442
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,240
"Back to Sandra,
all the best."

443
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,400
- Are you returning to Sandra?
- Yes.

444
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,520
But are we going to fly to Australia?

445
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,160
- No.
- But I thought it was just you and me.

446
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,560
That's it, I have to go.

447
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,440
- You're not going anywhere, buddy.
- Out of the way, clay mixer.

448
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:44,840
You can't do that.

449
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,760
You're leaving her again.

450
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,200
- Again.
- I don't have time.

451
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,280
- Listen, don't touch me.
- Don't swear.

452
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:53,360
- I'll kill you right now.
- Come on! Let's!

453
00:23:54,238 --> 00:23:56,160
That's it, now you can grab it.

454
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,280
Come on, take a risk
good health, old man.

455
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,880
I don't hit first, I fight
according to gypsy rules.

456
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,760
Me too.

457
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,680
Are you going to fight?

458
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,120
- I'll kick it for you.
- Disgraceful.

459
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,440
Muden.

460
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,680
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
welcome aboard Flight 730,

461
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,200
leaving Heathrow.

462
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,400
Your captain speaking
Kerry Mucklow.

463
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,440
Flight duration -
24 hours arrival time

464
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,280
to Brisbane - 11 hours
local time.

465
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:35,760
There is only one pilot today.

466
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,520
Don't tell Sandra

467
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:47,000
but every last Tuesday of the month I
fucking Alan's wife until she loses consciousness.

468
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,360
He says: "Martin,
I'm no longer worth it

469
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,920
and you are like a horse..."

470
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:54,040
- Yeah.
- "...so shake her to shut her up."

471
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,160
And that's exactly what I do.

472
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,840
She gets it to the fullest.

473
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:02,120
Sometimes Alan comes in to
take socks, but I think

474
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,400
he wants to see
how I do I do.

475
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,000
Then we all go to the pub and
he buys me a pint.

476
00:25:22,042 --> 00:25:24,794
Dedicated to Alan Taylor

476
00:25:25,305 --> 00:25:31,435
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