1 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,520 People sometimes ask me... 2 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,760 whether athletes make good politicians. 3 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:28,440 Then I say: 'Yes, if you like politicians that brave, disciplined… 4 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,760 be strong and alert. 5 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,400 Someone who is really committed... 6 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:37,200 and works day and night to improve your life. 7 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:40,160 Someone who knows that he is on the winning side. 8 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,040 A born winner who refuses to lose. 9 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,120 Someone who can handle any storm... 10 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:49,440 and let others take the lead without getting tired or letting go. 11 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:53,560 Someone who is flexible and is used to difficult positions. 12 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:57,400 If that appeals to you, vote for me.' 13 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,120 You look spectacular. 14 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:06,000 That was a message of the Conservative Party. 15 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:08,600 You know it's antique, right? 16 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,320 The mirror is also quite old. 17 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,240 Helen. 18 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,240 CORINIUM AND VENTURER IN DUEL FOR FRANCHISE 19 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:04,800 To Dame Jilly Coopers 'RUTSHIRE CHRONICLES' 20 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,560 So you forgot. - Not for a second. 21 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:19,120 School holidays. You have them until Wednesday. - I've been looking forward to it. 22 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,600 Your poker face is terrible. - I prefer bridge. Fun with the four of us. 23 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:27,720 Dad. - Hello darling. 24 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:30,960 Hi, Marcus. 25 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:33,840 Hi, Dad. 26 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:38,640 All their clothing is labeled. Check off the list when they leave here. 27 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:41,160 Tabitha came last time without socks at home. 28 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,040 I'm Mrs. Gordon, mother of the children. 29 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:57,560 Helen, this is Cameron. - I've heard a lot about you. 30 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,040 Philadelphia, right? - Correct. 31 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,840 New York, via Philly. And you? -Florida. 32 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:10,920 You must be Tabitha? - Who else? Who are you? 33 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:18,240 Your father's girlfriend. - No way. 34 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,040 I leave that up to you. 35 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,960 I have to go to my plane. My husband is waiting. 36 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,120 Where are you going? - Venice. 37 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:35,280 We should do that too. - That's not for Rupert, I'm afraid. 38 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,520 Give the children a kiss for me. Until… 39 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,200 Wednesday. - Precisely. 40 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:43,040 Sorry. I didn't know they didn't know about me. 41 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,120 Have fun in Venice. 42 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,160 Don't fall for it. 43 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,840 Tabitha, come meet Cameron. 44 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,360 Had chosen beef. Luigi's is legendary. 45 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:14,240 I'm not really into red meat at the moment. - Monica didn't like eggs for nine months. 46 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,440 Even the box made her feel nauseous. 47 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:22,400 Please explain why it's mine. 48 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:29,720 Do you remember my first day at work? We had dinner at The Bear, two courses. 49 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:33,680 I was your dessert. - But I'm not the only suspect. 50 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,520 James and I didn't start until later. - You have a husband. 51 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,240 Paul lost his libido when he lost his seat. 52 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:43,760 You probably won't have any problems with that. 53 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:49,920 You feel pushed aside since Beattie got to Corinium. 54 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,600 You know Cameron's gone. 55 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:56,600 You wonder whether this power game… 56 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:00,720 can take over her position as queen of Corinium. 57 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:06,880 Unfortunately, there is no point in applying. We are not looking for an illegitimate heir to the throne. 58 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:09,640 Get rid of it. 59 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,920 I know someone on Harley Street who can arrange it that way. 60 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:17,280 Abortion? - No, that's not a nice word. 61 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,960 You have to see it like cleansing your soul. 62 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,560 It would be a shame if this would hinder your career. 63 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,720 It would hinder you too, wouldn't it? 64 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,160 And Monica. 65 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,200 Completely deniable. 66 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,880 Unless it is born smoking, you can't prove it's mine. 67 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:49,040 Here you go, your beef daube. - Thank you. 68 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:51,600 Thank you. - Bon appétit. 69 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:55,480 Really tasty. 70 00:05:58,840 --> 00:05:59,920 Have a taste. 71 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:07,520 Come on. 72 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:17,520 Don't play games. You're not smart enough. 73 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:23,000 We both want to get rid of this problem, so solve it as soon as possible. 74 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:35,520 Rupert is everywhere. His political message has been broadcast five times. 75 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:39,920 He was on Breakfast Time and on TV-am. On both channels. 76 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:44,840 I don't even get asked for Cotswold Round-Up. 77 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:48,360 That is presented by my own wife. Thanks, honey. 78 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:53,400 I called around a bit and on Tuesday we will have a dinner. 79 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:57,240 See if we have local goodwill can make real TV. 80 00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:00,840 We show Tony Baddingham that we are serious. 81 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:02,760 A dinner here? 82 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,520 You know? 83 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:11,600 Winifred always gave dinner parties in the run-up to the elections. 84 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,520 I never had to imagine it. 85 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,200 Good for Winifred. 86 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,800 Start thinking about what you are going to cook. 87 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:02,800 You're too good for those birds. - Their busy lives appeal to me. 88 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,800 They work so hard. - Good morning. 89 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,560 Eggplants from the market, as requested. 90 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:12,200 In the Cotswolds? - Bas was in London yesterday. 91 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:15,920 I need six… What's it called again? - Moussaka. 92 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,760 I have to make six for the Women's Institute. 93 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,840 And one for you. - Toppie. 94 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:25,160 Do you need help? I'm a good sous chef. 95 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:28,120 Good morning. 96 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,560 The boss is here. 97 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:37,560 Good morning. 98 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:40,000 You must be Marcus. - Hello. 99 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:44,360 Then you are Tabitha. - And you're Declan O'Hara from TV. 100 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,080 Declan O'TV, that's right. 101 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:51,000 This looks great. - Yes, but Charles called me this morning. 102 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:55,400 Corinium is also developing a series Shakespeare plays for schools. 103 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:59,120 Did you know about this? - Another copy of our proposal. 104 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,200 Okay, where do you want this, Declan? 105 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,800 Here. - Please. 106 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:34,120 I'm sweating like crazy. - Who is this? 107 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,960 Venturer Television, with Shelley. - We're looking for a secretary, right? 108 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:43,720 She thinks 'executive assistant' is better. - Declan, BBC for you. 109 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:52,960 Declan O'Hara. 110 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,360 Hello, Jeremy. 111 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,720 Hi, Bass. - Hello, little one. 112 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:00,400 How are you? 113 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:03,600 Is there anything to eat here? Cameron's breakfast was disgusting. 114 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,520 What is your agency? - What do you mean? 115 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:11,400 You are a new person in my life. I want to know everything about you. 116 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,760 Here, Cameron. The chair for the boss. 117 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:19,520 Go to Taggie in the kitchen. She probably has something tasty for you. 118 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:21,720 Scrambled eggs aren't disgusting, are they? 119 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,560 I will, Jeremy. Thank you. 120 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:29,920 Our documentary about Yeats enters the development phase. 121 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,440 Hurrah. 122 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:36,160 I love Yeats. - Honey, until recently you said "Yeets." 123 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,600 What happens now? 124 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,320 Visit possible locations in Ireland. 125 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:44,160 We don't have to go to Ireland. Rutshire is beautiful. 126 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:45,840 With all due respect… 127 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:49,240 The man says who is going to say something disrespectful. 128 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:52,280 Rutshire seems damned not like Ireland at all… 129 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,400 and it's stupid to suggest... 130 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,440 We have to think about costs. 131 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,760 I don't want to that the math club runs the drama club. 132 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:03,360 Hello, children. - There's no one in the kitchen. 133 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:09,160 Come sit here, Then we'll look for some cookies or something. 134 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,240 Right, Shelley? 135 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:18,480 The math club doesn't want the drama club handles the budget irresponsibly. 136 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,240 Very good. - Oh, my god. 137 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,240 Little bastards. 138 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,160 Come on. The timing was right. 139 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:32,360 Cameron farted. I smell it. 140 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,800 Darling. - I'm going to talk to her. 141 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:50,840 Why don't you take her with you? So that she falls in love with the landscape. 142 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:56,600 Should Cameron go to Ireland? Why am I suspicious? 143 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,680 Then I have some time for the children. 144 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:06,520 And then I can talk to them about this new relationship. 145 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:09,520 Will you help me? 146 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:21,440 Taggie, I got you... 147 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:26,760 pan. 148 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:31,640 Freddie. 149 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:34,920 How are you? 150 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,200 Not great. 151 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,520 Likewise. 152 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,240 Damn, where's the coffee? 153 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:50,760 Hello, Lizzie. Sorry, I didn't mean to disturb you. 154 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:51,880 No problem. 155 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:57,400 This loser is making coffee while Shelley prepares the cookies. 156 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,120 I like to sit with the cookies. - Me, too. 157 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,440 How many times have you done it? 158 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:11,120 One time. And never again. - You can't be serious. 159 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,360 Mr. Jones must be an attentive lover. 160 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:17,720 I'm married. - Yes, with James Vereker. 161 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,120 Not everyone can do what they want. 162 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,600 The rules prevent suffering. That's why we stick to it. 163 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,840 I'll bring this back. 164 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:30,400 Everyone was surprised when Cameron moved in with you. 165 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,480 Hopefully it goes well. 166 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,400 Beaver, retrieve. 167 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:53,600 I'm only in Ireland for a few days. - How can my son throw so poorly? 168 00:13:55,800 --> 00:14:00,280 Don't do anything crazy when Tony comes over. - Like hitting him with a trophy? 169 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,480 He doesn't know anything otherwise he would have used it. 170 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:08,560 I said I'd take care of you and I do. 171 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:13,720 Saving me gave you a thrill. What happens when it is no longer needed? 172 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:17,040 I saved you the first time. Then you did it yourself. 173 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,320 That's really kicking. 174 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:25,560 Tabitha doesn't come to say goodbye. - I know she was annoying. 175 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,120 They never have before met a friend. 176 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:33,600 So it's not strange dat ze van slag is door jou. 177 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:38,360 It's your fault that I adore you so much that I'm breaking the rules. 178 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,640 You know? I'm going to miss you. 179 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,160 And you too, Blue. 180 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,360 Hello, Marcus. - Bye. 181 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,080 Would she come back? 182 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,680 Why not? 183 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,640 Are you lost? 184 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:32,200 You are sad. I'm Taggie. 185 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,320 I live in that house there. 186 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,920 What a nice skirt. 187 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,000 My knees are too bony for a skirt like that. 188 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:45,520 This is Gertrude. She is a good listener. I tell her everything. 189 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:48,600 But she gives bad advice. She barks and growls. 190 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:56,680 Can you tell her what's wrong? - Dad doesn't love me anymore. 191 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,680 Tabitha. - Tab. 192 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,560 There you are. 193 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,600 Honey, what did I say about running away? 194 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:09,200 This is Taggie, Dad. She lives there. 195 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:13,880 Yes, we know each other. - Can she eat with us, Dad? 196 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,720 Please. 197 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,680 Yes, why not? 198 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,120 I have to go home. But another time, okay? 199 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:27,840 Come on, pup. 200 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,200 Okay, home. 201 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,880 She doesn't like you, Dad. 202 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,800 Good morning, Rutshire. What a beautiful, sunny morning. 203 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,400 With the elections around the corner… 204 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:55,880 we wonder if Rutshire remains as conservative as ever... 205 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:59,840 or that Rupert Campbell-Black from Chalford and Bisley… 206 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,920 and Paul Stratton from Cotchester… 207 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:06,000 have to be careful for a Liberal victory. 208 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:16,440 This is the kitchen, where you will do magic. 209 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:23,200 Stove, refrigerator, pantry. And a walk-in cupboard with Paul's wine. 210 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:29,600 Are you okay with the recipe? I know that reading is difficult with dyslexia. 211 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,360 No problem. I have everything. 212 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:35,360 Thank you wrote it down so big. 213 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:40,600 Beef is a bit heavy a summer dinner, but he loves it. 214 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,600 My husband, I mean. 215 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:46,720 Appearing on TV helps his campaign. - Naturally. 216 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,680 Do you mind? to stay in the kitchen? 217 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:53,400 Because you belong to Venturer. - Dad doesn't know anything. 218 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,840 He can't complain we need money. 219 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:59,480 As long as you don't poison Corinium hier in huis. 220 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,560 But seriously, no one is allowed to see you. 221 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,720 They must think I cooked. 222 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:11,120 So everything has to be perfect. - Correct. 223 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:16,080 I'm going to the hairdresser. 224 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:21,280 Don't open the door. If someone calls, then pretend you are the housekeeper. 225 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,800 What if someone see me in the kitchen tonight? 226 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,440 Hide here. 227 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:42,840 This afternoon was the MP for Chalford and Bisley in Stroud to open a supermarket… 228 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,000 armed with large scissors. 229 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,000 And three, two, one. 230 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:51,600 Well done. Thank you. Great that this was possible during our walk. 231 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:55,840 Waitrose is the best place to buy Cotswold Blue. 232 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,280 In Chalford… 233 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,800 God, no, you idiot. 234 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,520 Hello. Mrs Stratton is shopping. 235 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,240 What a terrible accent, Sarah. 236 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,080 With Rupert. - It's… 237 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,240 I'm not Sarah. - Am I talking to Taggie? 238 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:38,000 I had to pretend I'm the help. - I'm actually calling for Paul. 239 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,040 Is he there to discuss something? - Damn. 240 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:45,840 What is? 241 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,440 I make Mr Stratton's favorite beef dish… 242 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,000 but I ruined it with too much salt. 243 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,080 Honey… 244 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:57,200 Can you start over? - The butcher closes at 4 p.m. 245 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,080 I ruined everything. 246 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,800 I'll solve it. Make the appetizer. I'll be there in an hour. 247 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:04,960 That's not necessary. 248 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:12,680 But we're busy. - Sorry, Gerald. I'm saving a voter. 249 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:16,840 Give me my money back. - You don't get any money with Free Parking. 250 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,920 Are you almost done? They sit. Well, some. 251 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,720 Almost. - Quick, someone's coming. Can you… 252 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:16,000 I just have to get used to it. 253 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:21,720 Delicious canapes, Sarah. - Thank you. 254 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,760 Really delicious. 255 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:29,600 Taggie O'Hara makes them too. - Yes, I asked her for her prescription. 256 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,560 What are you cooking for us? 257 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:37,240 Luigi's beef daube. I almost had to sleep with him for the prescription. 258 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:40,840 Tony loves that. I'll tell him soon. 259 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:41,920 Can I help? 260 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,640 Yes, make sure the men sit down. 261 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:49,320 It's like herding cats. - Where's your glass, Lizzie? 262 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,760 Sarah? Sorry, did I scare you? 263 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,760 Sorry for bringing your nemesis. 264 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:05,000 Mother is not well. Beattie heard me on the phone and wanted to come along. 265 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:08,560 I couldn't start anything. - It's okay. She sits next to James. 266 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,080 Besides, you… 267 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,840 can you bring this for me. - Get it done. 268 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,080 Who can I donate? 269 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,960 Are these ready to serve? 270 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,160 No, not yet. - They look ready. 271 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,600 You're right. Ze zijn toch wel klaar. Sorry. 272 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,880 What's this called again? 273 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:36,160 Trout mousse with cucumber salad and melba toast. 274 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,640 Did it take me long? - No, because you are a good cook. 275 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,120 Beef daube for eight, straight from Luigi. 276 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,040 My goodness. My lifesaver. Thank you. 277 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,600 Look, the same pan. Would you like some help? 278 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:02,520 Does your father know that you are cooking for the enemy? - This is the strangest job... 279 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,480 Charles, you are so… - Here comes Sarah, quick. 280 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:06,800 Real? - Yes. 281 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:13,840 I knew Sarah didn't cook. - Don't say anything. Then I'll have problems. 282 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:17,400 I said I was going to the bathroom. - Go upstairs to the toilet. 283 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,080 I don't really have to. - It doesn't matter. 284 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:28,000 Monica asks what herb I used. - Dill. 285 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,760 Paul wants horseradish. - No, don't open it. 286 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:37,240 What are you doing here? - I just wanted to see Taggie. 287 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,120 Sarah. - Guard. 288 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,160 I need to talk to you. - No time, James. 289 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,920 It can't wait. - I'm sure. 290 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,440 I heard you're pregnant. 291 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,960 Who said that? - Deirdre. Is it true? 292 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,600 Is it mine? - No. And I'll have it removed. 293 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,840 Please don't say anything. 294 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,640 Sarah. Are you in the kitchen? - Quick. In there. 295 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:07,600 I'm not going into a closet. Nothing to worry about. 296 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,440 Are you okay, honey? - Yes. What do you mean? 297 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,920 You seem a bit… - You too. 298 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,760 This is important. - I know. 299 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:23,120 I'm not quite right. - Dat komt vast door de zenuwen. 300 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,480 Go upstairs and get some stomach tablets. - Good idea. 301 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,480 The other toilet was occupied. - No problem. 302 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,840 Fine. - Sit down. Have a drink. 303 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,640 One more. 304 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:53,560 Quick, before Lizzie notices you're gone. - I'm so relieved. 305 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,120 It's not mine, is it? - No. Fuck off. 306 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,600 Get the horseradish. Middle shelf. - Where? 307 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,960 Leave it to me. - Sorry. 308 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,640 I'll be right back. - Oh, God. 309 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,840 What should I do? for a decent drink? 310 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,520 I'm craving scotch. 311 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,480 Are we alone? - Yes. 312 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,280 Our plan is going wonderfully. 313 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:27,280 It concerns a certain unattractive person cost them a particularly good job. 314 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,120 That sounds wonderful. 315 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,800 You just need someone keep it away from me. 316 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,960 Hello, you two. Do you talk about work? 317 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,800 Paul, you are so thoughtful. You are everywhere I am. 318 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:48,080 I just came to get this burgundy for the beef. 319 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:51,840 Shall we strip her of her panties? - God, absolutely. 320 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,480 I have to get back to Monica. 321 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,800 Have I complimented you yet? about your work? 322 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:01,240 Sarah has learned a lot from you. - She had a lot to learn. 323 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,840 Certainly. 324 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,560 Correct. This dinner is very important. 325 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,480 I have to go back otherwise they will ask where I am. 326 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:21,200 Prepare the main course and don't ruin my evening any further. 327 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,200 What can I do? - Take this with you. 328 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,600 Hide the evidence. -Are you sure this is the salty one? 329 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:38,720 Thanks for tonight. I wish I could give something back. 330 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,320 As a thank you. 331 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:50,800 There is something you can help me with. When we escape from Colditz. 332 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,320 Time for rosé. - This is really stupid. 333 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,200 Did Tony say something? - About what? 334 00:26:56,280 --> 00:27:00,280 The goal of this evening. Getting my face on Corinium TV. 335 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,360 That's certainly not possible as long as you're here. 336 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,560 Open another bottle of red wine. 337 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,200 Lizzie is a drinking organ. - I will. 338 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,320 Can I have your attention? 339 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,400 She took him. - What now? Oh my god. 340 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,800 You have to go inside. - No. 341 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,480 I can't either. - What… 342 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,640 It's the wrong beef. - What? 343 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,040 Don't struggle. Get the meat. 344 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,040 Oven gloves. 345 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:39,480 Just a moment. Don't eat yet. I forgot something. 346 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:43,880 What? 347 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,280 What is this? They think I'm crazy. 348 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:50,200 Say you forgot the garnish. -Sarah. 349 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:51,920 What? - My god. 350 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000 Sarah. - Bye. 351 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:56,960 Is everything okay? 352 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:03,400 What does Tony Baddinghams daughter do biggest enemy in our kitchen? 353 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,640 Don't say she cooked. 354 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:09,560 It's pointless. 355 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,320 I can never cook as well as Winifred. 356 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:17,680 This evening had to be perfect, so I asked Taggie for help. 357 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,160 Sarah did most of it. 358 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,440 You weren't allowed to find out. No one has seen her. 359 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:29,640 As long as Tony doesn't find out. - That's definitely not happening. 360 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,480 Correct. 361 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:35,800 Honey, go back inside and top up the wine. 362 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,480 It could have been worse if it was Rupert Campbell-Fuckface. 363 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,960 Sorry. This one is from the real Luigi. 364 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,520 Really delicious. 365 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,480 Yes, I heard that. 366 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,320 Thank you. 367 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:55,840 Success. 368 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:57,640 Get out now. 369 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,720 What are you doing? - What? 370 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,360 There is whispering that you have a secret. 371 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,200 When I hear it from me... - I didn't say anything. 372 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,640 You might. 373 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,760 Sarah. - Inside. 374 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:10,880 What? - Quick. 375 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,680 Darling. 376 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:18,480 Instead of with Tony I've been talking to Beattie Johnson for a while. 377 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,720 She thinks I'm in the mood in a wild game on the toilet. 378 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:26,040 Where's the whisky? - God, hide me. 379 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,800 Do you have whisky? Your dresser is empty. 380 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,480 In the wine cellar. - A wine cabinet? Chic, you know. 381 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,360 Now that I'm talking to you... 382 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:49,880 Could I go on the couch this week? at Cotswolds Round-Up? 383 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:54,040 A final push before the elections? To ensure that blue wins. 384 00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,960 We can take care of that. 385 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:04,000 Great. Thank you very much. 386 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,040 After you. 387 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:14,880 Paul, there you are. And you found Tony, great. 388 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:19,840 Nice. Honey, Beattie wants whiskey. Will you take this bottle with you? 389 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,400 Maybe I'll drink with her. Tony. 390 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:30,200 I'm going to the doctor next week. - Then what's so secret? 391 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,920 I didn't cook this. 392 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:41,520 It wasn't about the baby. - Make sure you get pregnant quickly. 393 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:45,560 Otherwise this would be your last dinner and you're done at Uncensored. 394 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,800 You will not present until this is resolved. 395 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,960 Beef daube. 396 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,720 Sorry, folks. Now it's done. Beef daube. 397 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,800 Brilliant. 398 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,480 Delicious, plum crumble. 399 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:44,920 Taggie O'Hara had cooked and Sarah hid her in the kitchen. 400 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,760 You don't mean that. 401 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,360 There's Gerald. 402 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,960 Go vote tomorrow. Rupert Campbell Black. 403 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,320 Gerry. 404 00:31:54,640 --> 00:32:01,240 What a beautiful day. Hello, Georgia. What a beauty. 405 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,200 Does Tony know you're allying with the enemy? 406 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,600 We've known each other far too long for that. 407 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:13,320 We already put drinks in the fruit juice at school before we knew what a franchise was. 408 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:18,440 Muffy, your godmother was a spirited aunt. 409 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,560 Gerry, darling. Shall I help you? 410 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,320 Mom, will you take David back with you? - Naturally. 411 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,880 Have fun. - Bye. 412 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,760 Come along. - Give me a stack. 413 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:32,240 Nice to see her so happy. - I thought she'd never find anyone. 414 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:33,520 Rupert Campbell Black. 415 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,360 She's one of my kind, isn't she? Your Muffy. - She's a go-getter. 416 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:43,560 Your news was a surprise. - Yes, sorry. 417 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:51,120 You were gone when it happened. - I didn't know you loved... 418 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:55,120 Dogs and horses? - Yes, exactly. 419 00:32:55,640 --> 00:33:00,000 You know what it's like when you find the one. Suddenly you understand yourself completely. 420 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,280 You need the corners tighten very tight. Look. 421 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:13,000 Then you have to wait several weeks. - To soften? 422 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:17,160 That teaches you to have patience. My scout group loves it. 423 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:21,040 Are you in scouting? - That's what children do who don't have a pony. 424 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,440 When they're done, we can make cards with it. 425 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,440 Is Taggie an abbreviation? - Yes, from Agatha. Terrible. 426 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,080 Tabitha is much prettier. 427 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,280 When children call me Tabby, that sounds like a cat. 428 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,200 My parents call me Tag and that sounds like Tab. 429 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:44,200 It means 'tag', so as Marcus called me, it always became a wild mess. 430 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:50,800 Come to Warwickshire to see Biscuit. - That would be nice. 431 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,360 Tab. - We're here. 432 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,720 Dad, can Taggie come with us to Warwickshire to see Biscuit? 433 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,040 Maybe she doesn't like biscuits. 434 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,400 Please, daddy. - She can come along for hamburgers. 435 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:08,680 I promised Mrs M a ride. - I'll walk. It's not far. 436 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,520 Go look at the pony. 437 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,720 Lunch? 438 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,760 I want you so bad introduce to Biscuit. Come along. 439 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,600 I'm already coming. - What Tabitha says, happens. 440 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,920 The last one near the car is a rotten egg. Quick. 441 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,640 Table 11 is ready for drinks. 442 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,680 Take a look at 12. 443 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:59,720 Everything to your satisfaction, Mr Campbell-Black? - Yes. Give me one more, Kevin. 444 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,120 And the dessert menu. - Coming soon. 445 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:07,320 That is only allowed when Cameron is not there. That horror considers fruit salad a dessert. 446 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:12,000 Cameron is not an abomination. I found her a bit scary at first. 447 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,240 Even Dad probably thought she was scary. 448 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,040 I was terrified. 449 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,720 When they get married, she will be our stepmother. 450 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,280 I don't say 'mother'. - That's not necessary. 451 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,640 You don't call Malise 'daddy', do you? 452 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:31,640 You're lucky to have extra adults. - Are you one of them? 453 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:34,400 I can be your adult girlfriend, if you want. 454 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,680 Wonderful, Basil. - The wine or the girl? 455 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,440 Please. - Thank you. 456 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,880 This is for you. - Thank you. 457 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,600 It really was. 458 00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,560 I didn't know that you allowed supervillains back in. 459 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:03,120 A good place to hatch a conspiracy. 460 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,840 Don't worry, I'll charge twice. 461 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,840 Do you have all the stolen program points? discussed? 462 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:14,120 I don't steal anything. We have everything in place. I'm here with my family. Just like you. 463 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:18,680 Congratulations. I didn't know that you had three beautiful children. 464 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,880 Have a nice evening. 465 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,040 Mr. Stratton, welcome back to Corinium. 466 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,000 Good to see you again. - Thank you. 467 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,440 I just want to say that I will definitely vote for you tomorrow. 468 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,200 That's very nice. Thanks, Doreen. 469 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:53,840 Deirdre. 470 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:59,880 The weather is perfect for a walk, but don't forget to vote... 471 00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:02,000 on the way to the ice cream truck. 472 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:06,040 On behalf of all of us, and this is what we say to all candidates... 473 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:10,400 we wish you much success with winning Cotchester. 474 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:14,320 I hope the people of Cotchester to continue to serve… 475 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,160 but I already am the happiest man on earth. 476 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:20,800 Sarah and I will be very busy in the coming months. 477 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,920 Great. Like I said… - We're expecting a baby. 478 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:32,840 Sorry, what? 479 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,680 We are very happy. 480 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:42,760 A lot has changed since my first. Men change diapers these days. 481 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:48,840 How nice to hear it here for the first time. 482 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,640 After the commercial. House, tree or animal? 483 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:55,720 Jesus. 484 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,360 How did he find out? - I didn't tell him. 485 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,120 What else does the click chip know? 486 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,200 My god. Now I'm stuck with it. 487 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,600 It's nothing unique. You'll figure it out. 488 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,800 Go home and celebrate with your husband. 489 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,800 There's Uncensored tonight. Please let me join in. 490 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:34,840 I can make it up to you. - That won't work. Beattie does it alone. 491 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,880 But… - We're not changing the show. 492 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,840 You're not participating until your problem is solved. 493 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:45,440 In my opinion the problem is suddenly got a lot bigger. 494 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,200 Huppakee. 495 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:04,160 Will we do it tonight as planned? - Yes. Full speed ahead. 496 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,080 Cheers. 497 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:18,640 How do you know? - I recognize the signs of Winifred. 498 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:24,040 Were you planning on telling me? in the next six months… 499 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:28,520 or did you want to go shopping one day and come back with a baby? 500 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:35,840 How could you betray me like that? Live on TV. As if it was part of your campaign. 501 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:41,920 I did it because I think you're under pressure to have it removed. 502 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,200 I don't want that. 503 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,120 I heard Tony talking to you about abortion. 504 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,680 Do I have no input? 505 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,160 It's my child too. 506 00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:10,000 So selfish. - Am I selfish? 507 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,320 You are considering an abortion for your career. 508 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,920 And it's going well. 509 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,560 Many women would be happy with a father who is already a father. 510 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:23,360 You must have been invaluable. Did you frame Winifred? 511 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:29,200 The way you trapped me? - She wasn't constantly trying to escape. 512 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:35,280 She's probably happy with the outcome, if she is Only half as disgusted with you as I am. 513 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,120 God, I'm done. 514 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,680 Hopefully you lose your seat to the banter. 515 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,800 Mom. - Hi, honey. 516 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,920 Hi, Tab. Was it fun? - Yes, very nice. 517 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,440 Mom, this is Taggie. - We've met before. 518 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:07,200 She's a babysitter and she's crazy. I'm going to introduce her to Biscuit. Come. 519 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,840 Marcus, are you coming? 520 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,400 Babysitter. 521 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,280 Declan O'Hara's daughter. 522 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:18,440 There was here this morning a woman with a film crew. Corinium. 523 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:22,600 Did you say something? - Of course not. I sent her away. 524 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:27,160 But know that they are sniffing around. - That's because of the elections. 525 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,880 What was Venice like? - A cultural heaven. 526 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:34,680 Do you want to see photos? 527 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,960 No, thank you. - No. 528 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:45,440 What a treasure it is. 529 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,760 He says hello for a Polo. Look. 530 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,960 Do you want a Polo, Biscuit? 531 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,480 He says yes. Please. 532 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,120 Biscuit. 533 00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,760 Say hello to Taggie. 534 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,280 Your children are very beautiful. 535 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,680 That doesn't surprise me, with such a beautiful mother. 536 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,600 Does it hurt to see her now? - She bores me to death. 537 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:18,120 I lasted 7 years. No idea how Malise does it. 538 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,720 He's older, right? - Yes. 539 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,640 When he talks about the war, he means Crimea. 540 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,560 How did she meet him? 541 00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:32,280 He was my chef d'équipe. - A chef? Just like me. 542 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,440 What? - Chef as in 'boss'. French. 543 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:40,560 He captained the British show jumping team. He was my mentor. My Mr. Miyagi. 544 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,880 It must have been hard that she chose him. 545 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:52,840 The only thing that bothers me is that Malise succeeded where I failed. 546 00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,800 I have never made a woman happy. 547 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:02,960 Or not for long. 548 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:13,800 I want to be careful, but... I don't want to step on Cameron's toes. 549 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,400 If only Cameron could get along with the kids. 550 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,080 You're going to be a great mother someday. 551 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,080 I wish… 552 00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,320 You're good with them. 553 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,400 I've seen a different side of you. 554 00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:01,600 Today is such a day on which you don't want the sun to set. 555 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:08,200 When Helen left me, I could hardly look at her. 556 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:15,800 She had done nothing wrong. It was because of the pain I saw in her eyes. 557 00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,800 I can never do that again. 558 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:35,480 I mean it. I'm not allowed to do that. I don't want to break you too. 559 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,120 I did it. I'm away from Paul. 560 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,040 I have to go. - Thanks for today. I'll call you. 561 00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:00,720 I'm sorry. I didn't know where else to go. 562 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,720 I have no real friends. 563 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,680 Delicious cheese sandwiches. Thanks, Shelley. 564 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,360 Is that chutney? - No, yum. 565 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,160 We're back. - Surprise. 566 00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:28,640 Hello. - We weren't expecting you until tomorrow. 567 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:30,120 We have news. 568 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,600 You tell me. - No, you. 569 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:37,120 The BBC called me at the hotel in Ireland. Yeats has been given the green light. 570 00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:40,360 That's great. - Thank God. 571 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,880 Can I have the ticket now? cut off my Venturer T-shirt? 572 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,640 But they want talk about three months. 573 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:53,880 We are immediately reversed. There is a lot to do. Huppakee. 574 00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:00,120 Why was Taggie O'Hara here? - Babysitting. 575 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:03,640 I was worried when I saw you saw in the closet. She's too young. 576 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,720 What does age actually mean? 577 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,760 It's just a number. - Yes, now. 578 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:14,560 In a few years are you like Paul and me. Oh my god. 579 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:15,640 Sarah. 580 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,160 What are you doing here? 581 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,920 They're making Uncensored without me. 582 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:26,200 Beattie presents alone and I expect something unpleasant. 583 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,960 I think she knows something about me. 584 00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,120 And now everything goes wrong. 585 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:38,880 She's going to crucify me live on TV. 586 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,160 No, that's... Don't touch me. 587 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,400 Ready to go live. 588 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,480 Five, four… 589 00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:27,720 three, two, one. 590 00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,360 Switch to Beattie. 591 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,680 Good evening and welcome to Uncensored. 592 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,720 The Naughtiest Show on TV. 593 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:38,400 The attentive viewer must have seen that I am alone. 594 00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:42,760 Sarah is taking a rest in connection with her pregnancy. 595 00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,680 In tonight's edition… 596 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:48,680 we reveal the scandal behind the facade of a national treasure. 597 00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,360 Here we go. 598 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,760 No matter what she says about you we'll figure it out. 599 00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,560 Minister for Sport, Rupert Campbell-Black. 600 00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:04,720 I'd buckle up if I were you. It's going to be a crazy ride.