1
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All I want is an X-Ray.

2
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And what else, a wash and a set?

3
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This is not a police dog.

4
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[Jessica] Tonight on Murder, She Wrote.

5
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Hey, get somebody in here!

6
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You trying to tell me
Johnny Wheeler was into something crooked?

7
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And it wasn't just the cookie jar.

8
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I'm getting just a little tired

9
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of eating in dingy dives
that smell like locker rooms.

10
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Oh, come on, honey.

11
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The dog's been sick.

12
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One little nip and-- but you go ahead.

13
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I mean, what the hell?
How bad can one little nip be?

14
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Hold it, fella!

15
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I haven't got time to hold it.

16
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[cheerful orchestral music]

17
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[bell rings]

18
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[yaps]

19
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Hello. Welcome again to Cabot Cove.

20
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You know, seeing that little dog

21
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reminded me that I owe a letter

22
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to a very dear friend, Bill Boyle.

23
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I'm sure you know him.

24
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He used to play linebacker
for one of those teams

25
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in the "black and blue
division" of the NFL.

26
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For 35 years,

27
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football was all that Bill knew,

28
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and he did it very well
until his knees let him down.

29
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Then, like so many talented athletes,

30
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he found himself jobless

31
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and with very limited prospects.

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I'm not sure how he fell
into the private eye business,

33
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but the truth is,

34
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despite the $800 suits
and the facade of success,

35
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Bill wasn't all that good at it.

36
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Of course, that was before he met Jack.

37
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Now, Jack was...

38
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But I'm getting ahead of myself.

39
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[Jessica] The relationship
between Jack and Bill started

40
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when a man named Johnny Wheeler
arrived in Los Angeles.

41
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Now, neither Johnny nor the dog
that he kept by his side

42
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were exactly what they seemed to be.

43
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[growling]

44
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[barking]

45
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These guys are weird.

46
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Hey, excuse me.

47
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Hey, you guys better check the John.

48
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There's a couple of guys in there,

49
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and I think something funny's going on.

50
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Oh, dear.

51
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"Oh, dear." What kind
of thing is that to say?

52
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What do you mean, "oh, dear"?

53
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Mr. Boyle, please, one moment.

54
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Well, Mr. Boyle,

55
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I've got some good news and some bad news.

56
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First, the good news.

57
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This year, you will not be required

58
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to pay either federal or state income tax.

59
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Yeah? That's terrific.

60
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Bad news is that you could be picked up

61
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and jailed at any time
on account of vagrancy.

62
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A little CPA humor there, Mr. Boyle.

63
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The fact is, you're broke.

64
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Of course, no one would suspect
it from your surroundings,

65
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but if it weren't for your NFL pension,

66
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you'd be on food stamps.

67
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Yeah, well, why don't we just
keep that between you and me?

68
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And the heartline finance company

69
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and the Mr. Big guy clothing store.

70
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Okay, okay, so I'm broke.

71
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This is an up-and-down business.

72
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The "up" part, you heard
about that from friends?

73
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So I'm a little down on my luck.

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Mr. Boyle, I agreed to handle your books

75
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in return for occasional football tickets

76
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because of my great admiration
for you as a former player.

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You don't have to say it like I'm dead.

78
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And because my six sons
would disown me if I didn't.

79
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But honestly, Mr. Boyle,
you cannot go on like this.

80
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Guess this means
I can't hire Mona back, huh?

81
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Your former secretary
already holds enough IOUs

82
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to put you in receivership.

83
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I'm sorry. I hope things pick up for you.

84
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Yeah.

85
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Oh! Oh...

86
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Here.

87
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Here's some tickets
for the game tomorrow night.

88
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You and the kids have a good time.

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-Thank you.
-Yeah.

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[phone ringing]

91
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-Yeah, hello?
-Bill?

92
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Did I catch you at a bad time?

93
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Oh, hi, Celia.

94
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No, no, I'm just going over

95
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the condition of my financial empire.

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Problems?

97
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No, no problems.

98
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I'm just calling to make sure

99
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you haven't forgot
about dinner tomorrow evening.

100
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Oh, are you kidding?

101
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Why don't we go to someplace quiet?

102
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Maybe your place.

103
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Our last two dates have been
quiet dinners at my place.

104
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Tomorrow evening we're expected
at the Sorrentinos'.

105
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The used car salesman?

106
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No, Bill,

107
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Southern California's
most successful new car dealer.

108
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And he just happens to be very interested

109
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in a $6 million property
that I represent in Bel Air.

110
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The guy's a stiff.

111
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All he ever talks about
are tax write-offs.

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And his wife!

113
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That bimbo ought to be arrested
for impersonating a female.

114
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Bill, these people are
important to me. Please?

115
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Now, I know you're gonna find this

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a little hard to accept,

117
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but I'm getting just a little tired

118
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of eating in dingy dives
that smell like locker rooms.

119
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Oh, come on, honey.

120
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The field goal caters
to a very high-class clientele.

121
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Right, I could tell
by the bowling trophies

122
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that line the wall.

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Pick me up tomorrow evening, 7:00,

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shoes shined, smile on your face.

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All right, sweetheart.
I'll be there with bells on.

126
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Bill, forget about the bells.

127
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Just wear a tie.

128
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[kissing sounds]

129
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[knocking at door]

130
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Yeah?

131
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What do you mean, "yeah"?

132
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What kind of a greeting is that?

133
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Johnny!

134
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Hey, I'll be a son of a...

135
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-How's it going, pappy?
-How you doing, man?

136
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Hey, you're skinny.
-No, just trim.

137
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-How fast you run the 100?
-Would you believe 9.3?

138
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In full gear? Get out of here.

139
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No, on roller skates.

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Jeez, five years.

141
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That's the last time I saw your ugly face.

142
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Where the hell have you been?

143
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Well, I just got back from Puerto Rico.

144
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Before that, Rio.

145
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[Jack barking]

146
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Oh, Bill, say hello to Jack.

147
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Jack, Bill Boyle.

148
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How are you?

149
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Oh, he's cute.

150
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How come you didn't get yourself a dog?

151
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Hey, speaking of cute, how's penny?

152
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Last I heard, great.

153
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We split.

154
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She went back to Kansas City.
She's got herself a new life.

155
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Sorry to hear that. I didn't know.

156
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Oh, don't be.

157
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I made a lousy husband.

158
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I know that, too.

159
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So how about you? You married yet?

160
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Or they still give you
funny looks at the y?

161
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Me, married?

162
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You gotta be kidding, pappy,
especially with him around.

163
00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:07,631
And speaking of him,
what I really need is a favor.

164
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:08,882
You see, I got a little errand to run,

165
00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:10,634
and I can't take Jack with me,

166
00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,135
and I was wondering maybe
I could leave him with you...

167
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no. I got a 2:00. Heavy surveillance.

168
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It's nothing I can talk about.

169
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I can be back before 2:00.
I guarantee you. I promise.

170
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For old times.

171
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Come on, Johnny,
you're always doing this...

172
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Boyle, Boyle, he's our man.
If he can't do it, nobody can.

173
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See you in a couple, pappy.

174
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[Jack barking]

175
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Yeah, yeah, we did that already.

176
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[Jack barks]

177
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Relax, will you?

178
00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,688
A couple of hours passed

179
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,148
and Bill realized

180
00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:07,649
that it was coming uncomfortably close

181
00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:11,820
to his 2:00 surveillance.

182
00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,196
Okay, fella, I give up.

183
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,953
You wanna go for a walk?

184
00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:21,830
We'll go for a walk.

185
00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:25,125
Now just keep your yap shut
and don't give me any trouble.

186
00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:29,713
Bill's idea of a dog

187
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,923
was a German shepherd or a Doberman.

188
00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,092
It certainly wasn't
that dainty little frou-frou

189
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that pranced along at his side.

190
00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:45,687
When I need a helper, curly,
I'll let you know.

191
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,112
Mister, can you do me a favor?

192
00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:55,364
Call off your dog.

193
00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:56,865
Now, wait a second, honey.

194
00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,116
In the first place, this is not my dog.

195
00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,493
I'm just watching him.

196
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,244
And in the second place,

197
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,829
that beast of yours seems
to be causing all the trouble.

198
00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:05,874
Wrong. Edgar is basically very gentle.

199
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,959
He just spent six months
in obedience school.

200
00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:10,879
Yeah, well, you better
go back and get his diploma.

201
00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:15,217
Shut up, Jack. Jack, knock it off.

202
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,970
Edgar, sit.

203
00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:20,847
Jack, sit.

204
00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,771
He's really a beautiful dog.

205
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,648
I presume he's papered.

206
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,358
Yeah, well, he didn't do
anything in my office,

207
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,484
if that's what you mean.

208
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,111
What?

209
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,779
Look, honey, what I know about dogs,

210
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,155
you can stick in your ear.

211
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,782
I'm just dog-sitting for a friend.

212
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,159
But believe me,
if I ever got one of my own,

213
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,369
it'd be someone like him.

214
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:47,958
Oh, terrific.

215
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,004
Is something wrong?

216
00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:54,631
No, no, I'm just taking some shots

217
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,216
for the Sunday supplement.

218
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,260
You know, theater in LA,
who's who, what's what.

219
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,095
That's very nice,

220
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,430
but aren't you supposed
to take the cap off the lens

221
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,014
before you shoot?

222
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,693
You understand what I'm telling you?

223
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,445
I'm embarrassed.

224
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:19,072
I mean, you're probably a very
nice dog for some people,

225
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,866
but I gotta tell you, Jack...

226
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,785
If that's your real name,
and I don't think it really is.

227
00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:27,080
I think it's something like
Pierre or Percival, right?

228
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,832
I don't know what the hell Johnny is doing

229
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:33,587
with a dog that has your kind of hairdo.

230
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,630
Oh, for Pete's sake.

231
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,147
I've been looking for this.

232
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,492
Oh, this is terrific,

233
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,076
just terrific.

234
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,129
What did you find there, fella?

235
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:17,714
The guy who did this?

236
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:22,135
Bring him on over here.
I'd like to talk to him.

237
00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:25,722
Must be a little guy, huh?

238
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,266
You know what this is, dummy?
This is my lunch.

239
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,267
[barks]

240
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:32,604
[whimpering]

241
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:35,148
Let me guess. You're hungry.

242
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:36,775
Too bad.

243
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:40,237
This isn't pate de foie gras, pal.

244
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,865
This is liverwurst on rye with mayonnaise.

245
00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,867
[whimpering]

246
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:48,245
Okay.

247
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,289
Okay, here.

248
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:52,874
If you get sick
to your stomach, bark twice

249
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,209
and I'll hold you out the window.

250
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:09,808
-Come in.
-Excuse me, but my goodness.

251
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,810
Do you do windows, honey?
How about floors?

252
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,895
As you can see, I'm very messy.

253
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,356
Mr. Boyle?

254
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,525
Yeah, I'm Bill Boyle.

255
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,943
I'm Maria.

256
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,570
Maria Wheeler.

257
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:25,198
-Wheeler?
-Johnny's wife.

258
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:26,825
He said to tell you he's very sorry,

259
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,535
but he got tied up.

260
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:29,786
He asked me to come by for the dog.

261
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,788
Oh, you mean Marmalade.

262
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,082
Yeah, Marmalade.

263
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,543
He said to tell you
that he'd call you later

264
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,045
and thanks for watching...

265
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,839
-Marmalade.
-Yeah, thanks.

266
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,173
Hey, before you leave,

267
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,758
you mind if I make a phone call?

268
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,594
Oh, well, we are in something of a hurry.

269
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:46,595
Yeah, well, this won't take long.

270
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,138
See, my brother-in-law,

271
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,806
he's a lieutenant
with the Los Angeles police,

272
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,683
and even though he's not
technically into dognapping,

273
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,935
he might be curious
about a woman who shows up

274
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,729
claiming to be married to a bachelor,

275
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,023
who doesn't even know
the name of her own dog.

276
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,025
Well, you see, Mr. Boyle,
I do have identification.

277
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,032
Well, I'd rather see
a driver's license, but...

278
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,999
[screams] Hey, stop that!
Stop that, do you hear?

279
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,751
Stop that!

280
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:21,212
Here! This is dreadful!
A lady isn't safe anywhere.

281
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,839
I'm calling the police.

282
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,674
Yes, I'm calling them.

283
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,143
Bill?

284
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,103
Lou, I haven't got time.

285
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,397
If it's about golf on Sunday,
the answer's yes.

286
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:43,568
It's not about golf.

287
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,779
Where'd you get the pooch?

288
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,280
In a gumball machine.

289
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:48,531
Would you mind? I'm chasing this woman.

290
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,116
What else is new?

291
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,451
Look, do you know a guy,

292
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:54,204
6'2", 6'3", about your age,

293
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,706
-black hair, mustache?
-I know a lot of them.

294
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,917
Well, this guy is down in county general.

295
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,710
He's got two slugs in his chest.

296
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,045
The only thing he would say to me

297
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,923
is two words, "Bill Boyle."

298
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:08,301
Don't worry about your dog.
He'll be fine in the car.

299
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,136
Did I say I was worried?

300
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,192
Hey, get somebody in here!

301
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,790
Three IV bags.

302
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,458
Now, what the hell does that mean?

303
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,377
I mean, three of them.

304
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,844
Well, all things considered,

305
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:54,347
that was not
one of Bill Boyle's best days.

306
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:57,851
One of his dearest friends,
Johnny Wheeler, was dead,

307
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:01,229
murdered by persons unknown
except to Johnny,

308
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:04,774
who left behind an enigmatic clue,

309
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:10,071
three intravenous bags clutched
in his grasp as he lay dying.

310
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:13,074
Things didn't get any better that evening

311
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:16,786
when Bill went for supper
with his ex-brother-in-law,

312
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,621
police lieutenant Lou Brickman.

313
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,831
[muffled barking, thumping]

314
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,976
I think blitz wants to come out.

315
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,978
Blitz stays where he is.

316
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,897
Why does blitz have to stay
in the laundry room?

317
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,816
Why doesn't he go in the laundry room?

318
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,652
Because Jack is a guest, honey.

319
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,489
It's funny, Bill.
I never knew you liked dogs.

320
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,741
I don't.

321
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,242
I was talking to penny the other day.

322
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,536
She said she finally got a dog,

323
00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,913
now that it's just her alone

324
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,040
in that big house in Kansas City.

325
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,792
Knock it off, Marge.

326
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,126
Well, I was just saying...

327
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:08,797
We know what you were just, Marge.

328
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,007
Blitzkrieg, shut up!

329
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,592
[Blitz yowling]

330
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,219
I can't listen to that.

331
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,805
Then go do your homework, both of you.

332
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:20,183
Dad, it's August. We don't have homework.

333
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,476
Then go watch television.

334
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:22,811
All that's on is the news.

335
00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,687
Then watch the news.

336
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,523
You'll learn something.

337
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:31,069
Now scram. I gotta talk
to your uncle Bill.

338
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,196
Excuse me, I'm going with the children.

339
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,864
The children need me.

340
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,703
Look, Lou, I'm sorry about the dog.

341
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,580
Forget it.

342
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:45,083
What I want to know about
is your friend Johnny Wheeler,

343
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,961
where he came from, why he was killed.

344
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,088
He didn't tell you
what he was doing in town?

345
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,048
Only that he just got in from Puerto Rico,

346
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,259
that he had an appointment
and would I watch his dog.

347
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:57,303
We checked every airline,
every steamship company.

348
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,347
There was nobody named Johnny Wheeler

349
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:02,392
on any incoming passenger list
from Puerto Rico.

350
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,852
I'm telling you what he told me.

351
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,479
So maybe he didn't use his own name.

352
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:07,522
Why would he do that?

353
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,065
You trying to tell me

354
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,108
Johnny Wheeler was into something crooked?

355
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,568
Forget it.

356
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,069
Johnny was the original straight arrow.

357
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,737
Well, since when did straight arrow

358
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,740
use the name Bruce Forrester?

359
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,576
That's right.

360
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,911
A stewardess identified
Wheeler's picture as Forrester,

361
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,955
except she wasn't positive

362
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,249
because Forrester wore dark glasses.

363
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,878
He was posing as a blind man.

364
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:33,131
But she remembers the dog.

365
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,592
Your friend was into something...

366
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,927
and it wasn't just the cookie jar.

367
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,352
It was embarrassing.

368
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,521
Even the kids didn't like you,
nice kids who like dogs.

369
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,481
But you, you're something else.

370
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:51,774
[whimpering]

371
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,443
Believe me,

372
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,236
soon as I figure out
what's going on around here,

373
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,156
you're going to the pound.

374
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,658
No, no, no, no. Don't give me that stuff.

375
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,035
With your luck,

376
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,661
some little old lady from Pasadena

377
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,663
will pick you out of the lineup,

378
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:08,791
and it'll be all t-bones or snails

379
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,710
or whatever it is you eat
for the rest of your life.

380
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,225
[chattering]

381
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,937
Come on, Robespierre, let's move it.

382
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:29,938
Hey, Bill.

383
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:30,939
[women giggling]

384
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,857
Grab a towel and join us.

385
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,234
I'd like to, ladies,

386
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:36,653
but there doesn't look like enough room.

387
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,404
Oh, I think we can squeeze you in.

388
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:45,995
Listen, stay or sit
or whatever, you understand?

389
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,413
Don't move.

390
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:53,795
[women chattering]

391
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,257
Now, what I want to know

392
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,593
is how come four of the airline's finest

393
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:04,013
are winding up the evening
without male companionship.

394
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,140
Because we're wiped out.

395
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:07,475
Or did you forget?

396
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:08,726
Thursday's our water polo night.

397
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:13,481
Oh.

398
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:15,024
You know,

399
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,402
just a few minutes in here

400
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:21,531
and those sore muscles
will begin to relax.

401
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:27,161
The poisons will be dragged
from your worn-out body.

402
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,414
Who says it's worn-out?

403
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,040
It must be.

404
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:34,919
We haven't seen much of it lately.

405
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,921
Oh, yuck!

406
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,006
What's that?

407
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:39,924
I told you to stay, dummy.

408
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:42,385
Oh, he is cute.

409
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:43,428
Is he yours, Bill?

410
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:46,222
Well...

411
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,890
Knock it off.

412
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:52,186
Oh, he is adorable, Bill.
Really, he's real sweet.

413
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:54,272
Thanks.

414
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,816
Yeah, well,

415
00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:58,693
I'll see you, girls.

416
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,403
Night, Bill.

417
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:04,157
Night, doggie.

418
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:08,661
Anybody ever tell you
you're a pain in the keister?

419
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:09,996
You know, I been thinking, Jack.

420
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:12,373
What you need is a good G.I. haircut.

421
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:18,046
What is it now, the cat next door?

422
00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:22,091
Don't worry, sport,
the Kitty won't hurt you.

423
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:23,468
Will you cut it out?

424
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,303
Sugarman hears you barking like that

425
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:27,096
and we'll both be sleeping
in the car tonight.

426
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,901
If you wanna live,
then you'll give it to us now!

427
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,360
Give you what?

428
00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:42,612
We checked both of Wheeler's bags.

429
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,155
It wasn't there!

430
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:48,743
Now, he gave it to you, and we want it!

431
00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:51,621
Get the dog!

432
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,539
The dog!

433
00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:56,501
Give it to us!

434
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:17,688
[screaming]

435
00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:19,398
Sit!

436
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,609
[Jack barking]

437
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,167
Jack, Jack, come back here!

438
00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:52,598
What the hell do they want you for?

439
00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:03,067
Having foiled the clumsy attempt

440
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:04,318
at dognapping,

441
00:24:04,402 --> 00:24:05,903
Bill began to suspect

442
00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:08,156
that there might be more
to Jack than met the eye.

443
00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:09,448
A lot more.

444
00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:10,825
The first thing the next morning,

445
00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:12,702
after telephoning lieutenant Brickman,

446
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,454
Bill took Jack to the police Kennel.

447
00:24:15,538 --> 00:24:18,040
Look, buddy, my brother-in-law is

448
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:19,917
detective lieutenant Louis Brickman.

449
00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:22,086
I don't care if your mother
is the Mayor's girlfriend.

450
00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:23,546
All I want is an X-Ray.

451
00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:26,591
And what else, a wash and a set?

452
00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:28,176
This is not a police dog.

453
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:30,970
How do you know? Maybe he's in disguise.

454
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,598
Go away, mister. I'm busy.

455
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:34,807
Bill.

456
00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:36,475
Lou, will you tell this guy--

457
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,561
Lieutenant, you can tell me
anything you like,

458
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:41,272
but there's no way I'm gonna
X-Ray anybody's pet poodle.

459
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:42,732
Sorry, Doc,

460
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:45,193
but this piece of paper says you will.

461
00:24:49,447 --> 00:24:50,406
Maybe a little rinse.

462
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,036
Okay, you've checked his collar,

463
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:56,579
his leash, his license,

464
00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:58,915
and now you've checked his gastric system.

465
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,416
Are you satisfied?

466
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:01,792
Look, a bunch of goons are after him. Why?

467
00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:03,419
I don't know why.

468
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:04,754
Well, neither do I,
but I'm gonna find out.

469
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,589
And maybe get yourself killed.

470
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,674
Bill, those guys last night,
they weren't kidding around.

471
00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:10,051
Now, why don't you leave the dog here?

472
00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,052
He'll be safe.

473
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:12,595
Oh, Lou, knock it off.

474
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,931
Whoever killed Johnny
is coming after poochie,

475
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:19,435
and when they do, they're gonna
have to come through me.

476
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:20,853
I'm sorry, Mr. Baxter,

477
00:25:20,937 --> 00:25:22,188
you're going to have to take that up

478
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:25,024
with Mr. Boyle's business manager.

479
00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:28,569
He writes all the checks. Mmm-hmm.

480
00:25:28,653 --> 00:25:30,154
Sir, if you feel

481
00:25:30,238 --> 00:25:32,573
you have to repossess
the office furniture,

482
00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:35,159
just come ahead.

483
00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:36,285
Uh...

484
00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:37,453
didn't I just finish...

485
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:38,996
didn't I just finish telling you?

486
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,582
Mr. Boyle is out of town
on an important case.

487
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:46,712
He won't be back for several weeks. Yes.

488
00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:52,093
You just do that, pal.

489
00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:54,470
Mona, it's great to have you back.

490
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:55,888
I can tell.

491
00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:58,224
Things have gone downhill since I left.

492
00:25:58,307 --> 00:26:01,227
-Who's he?
-A client.

493
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:03,437
Where'd he find you, in the yellow pages?

494
00:26:03,521 --> 00:26:04,814
It's a long story.

495
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,358
What happened to the job at the ad agency?

496
00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:08,985
It didn't work out.

497
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,696
I told them what I thought
of one of their clients.

498
00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:15,324
Around this place, that's no problem.

499
00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:16,993
So,

500
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:18,411
should we call the garbage company

501
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,037
or just heave this stuff out the window?

502
00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:24,000
Well, let's see what we can save.

503
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,711
I called my mother.
I told her I was coming back.

504
00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:28,504
She says, "Mona, what, are you crazy?

505
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,131
"Come home. Stay with me awhile."

506
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:32,717
I says, "ma,
what do you think, I'm crazy?"

507
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,010
I think she's got her bags packed,

508
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,094
ready for a visit.

509
00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:36,804
What did you say?

510
00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:37,888
I said I called my mother. I said, "ma..."

511
00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:39,724
-Bags.
-What?

512
00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:41,600
The guy said they checked
both of Wheeler's bags.

513
00:26:41,684 --> 00:26:43,269
-What guy?
-Both. Two.

514
00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:45,146
But Johnny had three IV bags in his hand.

515
00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:46,731
Who's Johnny?

516
00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:48,524
That's what Johnny was trying to tell me.

517
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,651
Three bags, not two.

518
00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:53,154
They only got two claim checks.

519
00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:56,866
He must have destroyed the other one.

520
00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:58,409
Come on, boy, let's go.

521
00:26:58,492 --> 00:26:59,744
Bill, wait. What are you talking about.

522
00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:02,038
And where are you going?

523
00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:04,290
To check out some luggage.

524
00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:09,920
Do what you can, huh? Thanks a lot.

525
00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:12,173
"Hi, Mona. Nice to have you back."

526
00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:13,591
Don't mention it.

527
00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:14,759
"Did you do something to your hair?"

528
00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:15,926
Oh, just a rinse.

529
00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:17,428
"Looks nice."

530
00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:18,804
Thanks, Bill.

531
00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:22,767
You always did have a way with words.

532
00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:24,060
[sighing]

533
00:27:31,734 --> 00:27:33,069
Yeah?

534
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:35,446
I'm here to pick up a bag.

535
00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,323
Claim check.

536
00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:38,949
I haven't got it, but I can
tell you the flight number.

537
00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:44,330
No claim check, no bag.

538
00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:49,543
Jack, go find it.

539
00:27:49,627 --> 00:27:50,961
Hey, he can't go in there.

540
00:27:51,045 --> 00:27:52,421
Gee, he just got away.

541
00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:53,964
Call your dog, mister.

542
00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:57,468
Humphrey. Oh, Humphrey?

543
00:27:57,551 --> 00:27:59,178
-I'll go get him.
-I'll get him.

544
00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:00,971
Hey, amigo, you do what you want,

545
00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:03,182
but the thing is, the dog's been sick.

546
00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:06,352
Rabies, I think, and the doctor
says one little nip and...

547
00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:08,104
[chuckles] but you go ahead.

548
00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:11,482
I mean, what the hell?
How bad can one little nip be?

549
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:12,900
Okay, you get that leash on him

550
00:28:12,983 --> 00:28:14,235
and get him out of here, you understand?

551
00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:15,403
Right.

552
00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:36,006
Hey, you can't do that.

553
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:38,008
Easy, mister.

554
00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:51,522
"I don't want any..." something.

555
00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:54,024
"Get..." something. "And his group.

556
00:28:54,108 --> 00:28:55,484
"I trust them."

557
00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:57,278
The other man is speaking now.

558
00:28:57,361 --> 00:29:00,406
"No, no, it must be the 25th,

559
00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:02,199
"at precisely 7:30.

560
00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:04,994
"It's the only chance we will get.

561
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:07,538
"These are your tickets on flight 21."

562
00:29:07,621 --> 00:29:10,666
Somebody, I didn't get that,
"...will join you there.

563
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:11,876
"She will have the weapons."

564
00:29:11,959 --> 00:29:13,252
All right, this is where

565
00:29:13,335 --> 00:29:14,545
the guy must have spotted the camera.

566
00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:16,005
You see it?

567
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,424
Now the other guy turns,
just for a second.

568
00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:21,677
Back it up.

569
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,139
Freeze it, Eddie.

570
00:29:25,222 --> 00:29:26,682
Mr. Browder?

571
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,893
I've seen enough.

572
00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:30,895
Lights.

573
00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:32,521
Mrs. Freise, thank you
so much for your help.

574
00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:34,064
We'll call you if we need you again.

575
00:29:34,148 --> 00:29:35,774
Certainly.

576
00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:36,817
Anytime.

577
00:29:36,901 --> 00:29:38,694
Thank you.

578
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,029
We've been trying to run a check

579
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,447
on those characters, Mr. Browder,

580
00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:43,199
but so far, no luck.

581
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:44,950
Yeah, well, these people are more often

582
00:29:45,034 --> 00:29:48,204
the agency's responsibility
than yours, lieutenant.

583
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:50,289
The agency?

584
00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:51,749
I thought you were a cop.

585
00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,959
Yeah, well, the international kind.

586
00:29:54,043 --> 00:29:56,587
Government issue, Mr. Boyle.

587
00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:59,215
So was your friend Johnny Wheeler.

588
00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:01,217
Johnny worked for the oil company.

589
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:04,053
Yeah, and for us.

590
00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,597
Johnny was killed because...

591
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,265
well, he was onto something big.

592
00:30:08,349 --> 00:30:11,936
The man whose face
we can see is Stephen Bowman.

593
00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:16,065
He's sort of an international...

594
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,566
he's a gangster.

595
00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:20,027
Obviously Bowman has hired this man

596
00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:22,571
whose face we can't see

597
00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:24,240
to kill someone here in the United States

598
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:26,867
on the 25th...

599
00:30:26,951 --> 00:30:29,245
which, unfortunately, is today.

600
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:31,288
-Here in Los Angeles?
-Possibly.

601
00:30:31,372 --> 00:30:33,249
Flight 21 stops first in Los Angeles,

602
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:34,750
then it goes on to San Francisco.

603
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:35,918
We'll have them alerted.

604
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,254
Yeah, if it's not too late.

605
00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:41,006
I think that if there had
been a major assassination

606
00:30:41,090 --> 00:30:43,634
at 7:30 this morning,

607
00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:46,512
we'd have known about it.

608
00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:49,640
Bowman has hired this man,
someone we don't know,

609
00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:52,017
to kill someone else, we don't know who,

610
00:30:52,101 --> 00:30:54,895
someplace, we don't know where,

611
00:30:54,979 --> 00:30:56,647
at 7:30 this evening.

612
00:31:00,693 --> 00:31:02,903
Mr. Boyle,

613
00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:05,155
on behalf of the agency,
we are grateful for your help.

614
00:31:05,239 --> 00:31:06,615
Without you, we would never have been able

615
00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:08,033
to find the film in the fishing reel.

616
00:31:08,117 --> 00:31:09,577
Yeah, sure.

617
00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:11,662
Yeah, well, we'll be
in touch if we need you.

618
00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:14,915
Thank you very much.

619
00:31:14,999 --> 00:31:16,208
Hey, Boyle, forget something?

620
00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:43,319
[knocking at door]

621
00:31:52,161 --> 00:31:53,120
-[in Spanish] Quien es?
-Maria.

622
00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:57,207
Clear.

623
00:31:57,291 --> 00:31:59,668
Where's Ramon?
-He's getting the credentials.

624
00:31:59,752 --> 00:32:02,504
Paulo, we can't go ahead with this.

625
00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:03,756
We have no choice.

626
00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:05,382
But we haven't found the film.

627
00:32:05,466 --> 00:32:07,176
And maybe they haven't either.

628
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,594
Even if they have,

629
00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:10,012
Wheeler never photographed my face.

630
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:11,722
-I'm sure of it.
-You don't know that!

631
00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:14,391
It makes no difference.
It must be tonight.

632
00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:20,230
You know that, Maria,

633
00:32:20,314 --> 00:32:21,523
and you know why.

634
00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:47,591
Hey. Hey, Boyle!

635
00:32:47,675 --> 00:32:49,843
Boyle!

636
00:32:49,927 --> 00:32:52,137
Boyle.

637
00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:53,347
What do you say, Mr. Sugarman?

638
00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:54,723
Say? What do I have to say?

639
00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:56,392
I'll tell you what I have to say.

640
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,477
I say what the hell's going on
around here, huh?

641
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,020
Last night, you and three other guys,

642
00:33:00,104 --> 00:33:01,897
you tear the place apart.

643
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,400
You demolished an entire window
that cost about 200 bucks.

644
00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:06,276
Yeah, well, if you had any
kind of security around here,

645
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,861
you'd still have your lousy window.

646
00:33:07,945 --> 00:33:09,780
Yeah, well, we have
a reputation around here.

647
00:33:09,863 --> 00:33:11,156
I know that, but even so,

648
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,741
it hasn't hurt your business any.

649
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:14,493
Don't worry about it.
I'll pay for the window.

650
00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:15,661
Yeah? Well, it'll be
the first time in seven months

651
00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:17,037
you paid for anything.

652
00:33:17,121 --> 00:33:18,747
Now, look, Boyle,

653
00:33:18,831 --> 00:33:22,084
the owners just let you stay
here free of rent

654
00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:23,585
because they think that you're
some kind of celebrity.

655
00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:24,962
Well...

656
00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:26,880
but they want something in return,

657
00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:29,174
and that is, they wanna see you
around sometime, all right?

658
00:33:29,258 --> 00:33:32,136
Now, what about Sunday? The Samoan luau.

659
00:33:32,219 --> 00:33:35,139
What about Tuesday, huh,
with the disco delight, huh?

660
00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:37,683
Yeah, I got tied up.

661
00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:39,393
Well, look, there are rules around here.

662
00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:41,395
No pets. What are you doing with that?

663
00:33:41,478 --> 00:33:43,063
He followed me home from the supermarket.

664
00:33:43,147 --> 00:33:45,441
Funny. Funny.

665
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:46,900
Let me tell you something, old-timer.

666
00:33:46,984 --> 00:33:48,444
It's been five seasons

667
00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:50,154
since you've been
on the gridiron, all right?

668
00:33:50,237 --> 00:33:52,656
You're getting to be yesterday's news.

669
00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:55,325
Now, if you don't play ball

670
00:33:55,409 --> 00:33:57,327
and get rid of the fur ball,

671
00:33:57,411 --> 00:34:01,498
it's going to be arrivederci.

672
00:34:01,582 --> 00:34:03,208
Hey.

673
00:34:03,292 --> 00:34:06,086
What is that? What's the matter with him?

674
00:34:06,170 --> 00:34:07,296
Must be your Cologne.

675
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:08,464
[stammers]

676
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,048
Oh, get rid of him.

677
00:34:10,132 --> 00:34:12,009
Now, listen, sugarman,

678
00:34:12,092 --> 00:34:13,677
the dog goes when I say he goes.

679
00:34:13,761 --> 00:34:15,554
And as for this plywood palace of yours,

680
00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:17,055
it's not that great,
so get off of my back,

681
00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:20,225
or I'll be the one
who's saying arrivederci.

682
00:34:20,309 --> 00:34:22,436
Get, get... get away from me!

683
00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:24,813
Jack, cut it out. Jack, sit!

684
00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:32,821
Either the dog goes

685
00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:34,823
or the both of you go.

686
00:34:43,332 --> 00:34:45,125
What was that all about?

687
00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:46,752
Well, never mind. Come on. Come on, Jack.

688
00:34:54,885 --> 00:34:57,221
Well...

689
00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:59,515
what do you eat, pal?

690
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:01,767
Dog food?

691
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:04,478
Fresh out. Sorry.

692
00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:08,899
No dog biscuits, either.

693
00:35:08,982 --> 00:35:12,486
What? You like eggs?

694
00:35:12,569 --> 00:35:13,987
Yeah?

695
00:35:14,071 --> 00:35:15,322
How do you like them?

696
00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:16,782
I'll tell you how you like them.

697
00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:19,117
You like them scrambled.

698
00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:23,247
Now, I know this is gonna come
as a great shock to you...

699
00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:26,166
but I'm gonna have to
leave you home here tonight...

700
00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:28,544
because I have a date...

701
00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:31,672
with a very, very shapely...

702
00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:34,633
young lady.

703
00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:36,385
I mean, she is very...

704
00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:42,933
Well, I guess you wouldn't know
anything about stuff like that.

705
00:35:45,102 --> 00:35:47,479
Then again, you been hanging
around with Johnny Wheeler,

706
00:35:47,563 --> 00:35:49,106
so I'm not sure I'd bet on that.

707
00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:52,985
And tomorrow, I'm gonna
find you a place to stay.

708
00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:55,529
No, no, I'm not gonna
send you to the pound.

709
00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:57,948
I was just kidding about that.

710
00:35:58,031 --> 00:36:00,409
No, the thing is, I know a few gals,

711
00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:03,453
any one of whom
would eat you up with a spoon.

712
00:36:03,537 --> 00:36:05,080
Believe me, Jack,

713
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:08,584
I am doing you
the biggest favor of your life.

714
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:13,088
[phone ringing]

715
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:17,301
-Boyle.
-Bill, it's me.

716
00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:19,052
I'm just getting ready to take a shower.

717
00:36:19,136 --> 00:36:21,680
Well, forget about it. Dinner's off.

718
00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:23,599
With the Sorrentinos?

719
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:24,975
Oh, gee, Celia,

720
00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:26,518
I been looking forward to that all day.

721
00:36:26,602 --> 00:36:28,854
Listen, do not bust my chops, big fella.

722
00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:31,231
This has been one lousy day.

723
00:36:31,315 --> 00:36:33,358
Not only is Kenny Sorrentino

724
00:36:33,442 --> 00:36:36,111
not going to buy that Bel Air estate,

725
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,322
los federales picked him up this afternoon

726
00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:40,824
on charges of tax evasion,

727
00:36:40,908 --> 00:36:43,243
after I spent the last six weeks

728
00:36:43,327 --> 00:36:45,370
buttering up to that tinhorn ganef.

729
00:36:45,454 --> 00:36:48,749
Well, look at it this way.
You've still gotta eat.

730
00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:50,250
What do you say

731
00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:52,586
I bring in some chinese and a movie,

732
00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:56,924
we do a little egg fu yung,
a little mushu pork...

733
00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:59,843
then we cuddle up on the sofa,

734
00:36:59,927 --> 00:37:01,511
ignore the movie...

735
00:37:01,595 --> 00:37:03,972
okay.

736
00:37:04,056 --> 00:37:05,849
Be at my place at 7:30.

737
00:37:05,933 --> 00:37:07,392
Now, that's what I call a date.

738
00:37:07,476 --> 00:37:12,397
See you, babe.

739
00:37:12,481 --> 00:37:14,399
And to think I used to say
nasty things about the IRS.

740
00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:29,122
Listen, I hate to leave you, pal,

741
00:37:29,206 --> 00:37:30,624
but like I told you, I got a heavy date.

742
00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:34,127
So don't wait up for me.

743
00:37:34,211 --> 00:37:35,712
Oh, knock it off.

744
00:37:35,796 --> 00:37:37,798
You want sugarman getting
the dogcatcher over here?

745
00:37:37,881 --> 00:37:39,549
You want me getting evicted?

746
00:37:39,633 --> 00:37:44,763
Just lay down
and go to sleep or something.

747
00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:46,431
You gonna keep this up all night?

748
00:37:50,394 --> 00:37:53,397
Okay. Okay, you win.

749
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,148
But if you think
I'm showing up for this date

750
00:37:55,232 --> 00:37:57,192
with you on my arm,
you are sadly mistaken.

751
00:37:57,275 --> 00:38:00,404
I have an image to maintain,
and you are no part of it.

752
00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:02,280
I have a guy who... he's a buddy.

753
00:38:02,364 --> 00:38:04,700
He'll probably look after you
for a couple of hours.

754
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:07,160
Maybe even a couple of years.
I should be so lucky.

755
00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:14,960
Bill, what the hell
do I want a watchdog for?

756
00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:17,295
And if I did, which I don't,

757
00:38:17,379 --> 00:38:18,922
it sure wouldn't be that watchdog.

758
00:38:19,006 --> 00:38:20,298
Shows what you know, cricket.

759
00:38:20,382 --> 00:38:22,050
This dog happens to have been trained

760
00:38:22,134 --> 00:38:24,428
by an agent of the U.S. government.

761
00:38:24,511 --> 00:38:25,595
Who, the mailman?

762
00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:28,098
By a cia operative.

763
00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:31,184
I haven't been robbed by any spies lately.

764
00:38:31,268 --> 00:38:32,686
Thanks anyway.

765
00:38:32,769 --> 00:38:34,146
Hey, cricket, hit me again here, huh?

766
00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:37,441
And turn up the sound on the TV, huh?

767
00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:38,483
Well, don't look at me like that.

768
00:38:38,567 --> 00:38:42,112
I'm doing the best I can.

769
00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:44,031
What, are you hungry again?

770
00:38:44,114 --> 00:38:45,949
And we're all looking forward
to a terrific game tonight.

771
00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:48,869
And now let's go downstairs for an update.

772
00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,495
And earlier this evening,

773
00:38:50,579 --> 00:38:52,247
the raiders announced
they have a special guest

774
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,374
for this evening's final preseason clash

775
00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:55,876
against the steelers.

776
00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:57,627
President Alberto Ruiz

777
00:38:57,711 --> 00:38:59,671
arrived here at the coliseum minutes ago

778
00:38:59,755 --> 00:39:01,131
with beefed-up security

779
00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:03,133
provided by the U.S. government.

780
00:39:03,216 --> 00:39:06,386
President Ruiz is making
his first visit to this country

781
00:39:06,470 --> 00:39:07,888
since his rebel army overthrew

782
00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:10,390
the previous dictatorship last year.

783
00:39:10,474 --> 00:39:13,477
The president is reported
to be a big football fan.

784
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,187
No wonder.

785
00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:17,272
He studied here in the states
as an undergraduate

786
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:19,316
and set several school rushing records.

787
00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:22,152
Are the raiders talking contract?

788
00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:24,279
Perhaps President Ruiz will tell us.

789
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:25,781
His press secretary has promised

790
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,365
the president will come here

791
00:39:27,449 --> 00:39:29,284
for an impromptu news conference

792
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,619
immediately following the game.

793
00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,496
I'll have a live report.

794
00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:34,122
Now back upstairs.

795
00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:36,917
That's her.

796
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:37,834
That's the dame.

797
00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,546
Excuse me.

798
00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:48,845
Hey, pal, how you doing?

799
00:39:48,929 --> 00:39:51,932
Yeah, put me through
to lieutenant Brickman.

800
00:39:52,015 --> 00:39:53,683
Yeah, well, where is he?

801
00:39:53,767 --> 00:39:55,268
Oh, sorry.

802
00:39:55,352 --> 00:39:56,937
This is Bill Boyle.
I'm his brother-in-law.

803
00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,313
I...

804
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,065
yeah.

805
00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:01,817
Yeah, the real Bill Boyle.

806
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,568
Where is...

807
00:40:03,652 --> 00:40:05,779
the coliseum?

808
00:40:05,862 --> 00:40:08,323
Thanks.

809
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:11,701
Cricket, put it on my tab.

810
00:40:11,785 --> 00:40:14,454
And if Celia calls, tell her...

811
00:40:14,538 --> 00:40:16,081
tell her I'll get there when I get there.

812
00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:20,293
[crowd cheering]

813
00:40:20,377 --> 00:40:22,462
[honking]

814
00:40:30,512 --> 00:40:35,350
[Jack barking]

815
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,852
The whistle is blown,

816
00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:41,314
and that's the two-minute warning.

817
00:40:41,398 --> 00:40:43,150
Sorry, mac, this entrance is closed.

818
00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:44,943
-Where's lieutenant Brickman?
-He's on the upper level.

819
00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:46,862
Yeah, I'm Bill Boyle.
I'm his brother-in-law.

820
00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:48,446
I gotta see him.

821
00:40:48,530 --> 00:40:50,323
Bad Bill Boyle?
Sure. I didn't recognize you.

822
00:40:50,407 --> 00:40:52,117
Look, I'm sorry, but I don't
think I can let you through.

823
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,451
Yeah, well, you better, pal,

824
00:40:53,535 --> 00:40:54,578
'cause somebody's gonna end up dead.

825
00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:56,121
I'll check it out for you.

826
00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:57,831
Yeah, well, I haven't got time for that.

827
00:40:57,914 --> 00:40:59,207
-Tell him I'm coming up.
-Hey, wait! Wait a minute.

828
00:40:59,291 --> 00:41:01,042
You can't take that dog!

829
00:41:12,846 --> 00:41:14,097
Hold it, fella!

830
00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:17,559
I haven't got time to hold it.

831
00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:19,769
Hold it! Hold it!

832
00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:22,772
Hold it! Break it up!
Break it up, will you?

833
00:41:22,856 --> 00:41:24,274
What the hell is going on?

834
00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:25,775
The dame who tried to pass herself off

835
00:41:25,859 --> 00:41:27,402
as Johnny Wheeler's wife,

836
00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:28,945
she's one of the reporters.

837
00:41:29,029 --> 00:41:30,655
Then browder was right.
The target is Ruiz.

838
00:41:30,739 --> 00:41:31,865
And he's having a press conference

839
00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:33,283
after this game.

840
00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:36,119
That's where they're gonna try. Come on.

841
00:41:45,378 --> 00:41:47,297
That's her.

842
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:49,841
We're busted, man.

843
00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:58,767
Everyone, back off!

844
00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:00,936
[exclaims]

845
00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:02,562
[people screaming]

846
00:42:02,646 --> 00:42:05,440
Come on, man!

847
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:08,818
Back off! Get away from the door!

848
00:42:08,902 --> 00:42:10,904
Arrivederci, Jack.

849
00:42:21,790 --> 00:42:23,959
Not bad, big guy.

850
00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:25,252
We can still make the second half.

851
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,470
This is dumb. I don't even know the guy.

852
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:38,098
Probably just wants
to thank you and your dog.

853
00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:39,808
Not my dog.

854
00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:42,352
Well, just be your
own gracious self, Mr. Boyle.

855
00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:45,480
Mr. Ruiz is a big admirer of yours.

856
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,357
Oh, yeah? Well, that's different.

857
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,817
Do I look okay?

858
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:52,153
Yeah, you look just fine, just fine.

859
00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:01,621
...possibility as--

860
00:43:01,705 --> 00:43:04,207
[exclaiming in Spanish]

861
00:43:04,291 --> 00:43:07,252
Permit me, please.

862
00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:09,170
Mr. Bad Bill Boyle.

863
00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:12,257
What an infinite pleasure it is
to meet you at last.

864
00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:15,218
The greatest
of pro football's monster men.

865
00:43:15,302 --> 00:43:17,762
I'm certainly happy
to meet you, Mr. President.

866
00:43:17,846 --> 00:43:23,018
And you have my gratitude, Mr. Boyle.

867
00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:27,647
Please.

868
00:43:27,731 --> 00:43:29,357
For a year now,

869
00:43:29,441 --> 00:43:32,610
agents of the former regime
have vowed to kill me.

870
00:43:32,694 --> 00:43:33,987
It was their boast

871
00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:35,864
that I would die on the 25th of this month

872
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:39,034
at precisely 7:30,

873
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:40,785
the very moment the dictator,

874
00:43:40,869 --> 00:43:44,914
one year ago today, took his own life.

875
00:43:44,998 --> 00:43:47,667
Shut up, Jack.

876
00:43:47,751 --> 00:43:49,419
You're involved in a dangerous business,

877
00:43:49,502 --> 00:43:50,587
Mr. President.

878
00:43:50,670 --> 00:43:53,798
And you are not, Mr. Boyle?

879
00:43:53,882 --> 00:43:56,009
Football prepares us to...

880
00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:59,888
how do you say? Tough it out.

881
00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:00,972
Now, look, Jack...

882
00:44:15,695 --> 00:44:19,574
[people screaming]

883
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,910
The bottle!

884
00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:26,414
Got it.

885
00:44:26,498 --> 00:44:29,542
I think maybe we're gonna
need the bomb squad.

886
00:44:29,626 --> 00:44:34,589
Oh, I think so.

887
00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:36,299
There was enough explosives in that bottle

888
00:44:36,383 --> 00:44:37,717
to kill everybody in the room.

889
00:44:37,801 --> 00:44:39,177
Including the waiter.

890
00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:41,429
Gerardo Martinez.

891
00:44:41,513 --> 00:44:44,307
A terrorist and fanatic.

892
00:44:44,391 --> 00:44:46,351
If he was willing to blow
himself up, I guess he is.

893
00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:49,354
Well, he was hired by Bowman
to do the dirty work.

894
00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:51,606
We'll get Bowman, sooner or later.

895
00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:53,024
I guess he didn't count

896
00:44:53,108 --> 00:44:54,234
on having to mix it up with superdog.

897
00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:55,443
[laughing]

898
00:44:55,527 --> 00:44:56,861
Yeah, tough little cuss, isn't he?

899
00:44:56,945 --> 00:44:58,238
Well, he was trained by the best.

900
00:44:58,321 --> 00:44:59,781
-Sure was.
-Mmm-hmm.

901
00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:01,491
Lieutenant, the situation is neutralized.

902
00:45:06,788 --> 00:45:09,874
Well, I guess Johnny
must have relatives somewhere.

903
00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:11,418
They'd probably like the dog.

904
00:45:11,501 --> 00:45:15,338
Oh, no, no. Johnny was alone, Mr. Boyle.

905
00:45:15,422 --> 00:45:17,632
Well, I'm sure some family would like him.

906
00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:19,884
You take care of it.

907
00:45:19,968 --> 00:45:23,138
Well, I'm afraid
that wouldn't be possible.

908
00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:26,891
You see, Jack has been
carefully trained since birth

909
00:45:26,975 --> 00:45:29,352
to do undercover work.

910
00:45:29,436 --> 00:45:32,981
Now, we couldn't allow him
to live with a civilian family.

911
00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:34,190
It'd be too dangerous.

912
00:45:34,274 --> 00:45:36,067
He's been taught too many signals,

913
00:45:36,151 --> 00:45:37,902
too many attack commands.

914
00:45:37,986 --> 00:45:39,696
-So I found out.
-Mmm-hmm.

915
00:45:39,779 --> 00:45:42,157
So then you understand
why he'd have to be terminated.

916
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,283
[barks]

917
00:45:43,366 --> 00:45:45,160
[whimpering]

918
00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:46,286
Terminated?

919
00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:47,412
You mean...

920
00:45:47,495 --> 00:45:48,538
Yeah, terminated.

921
00:45:48,621 --> 00:45:50,165
No way, pal.

922
00:45:50,248 --> 00:45:52,417
Johnny handed me the dog.
He's my responsibility.

923
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:56,045
Oh, now, Mr. Boyle, I'm very
serious about this dog.

924
00:45:56,129 --> 00:45:57,672
So am I.

925
00:46:16,399 --> 00:46:17,942
Now, listen,

926
00:46:18,026 --> 00:46:19,569
I don't want you to think this is gonna be

927
00:46:19,652 --> 00:46:21,196
permanent or anything, because it isn't.

928
00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:23,323
I mean, I'm a guy on the go.

929
00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:25,700
I haven't got time
to nursemaid any stupid dog.

930
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:28,453
You understand that, don't you?

931
00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:29,871
Okay,

932
00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:32,332
just as long as we've got that straight.

933
00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:34,584
So what about those other words?

934
00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:35,668
You gonna let me know what they are

935
00:46:35,752 --> 00:46:37,712
or just surprise me?

936
00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:40,173
Jack, attack.

937
00:46:40,256 --> 00:46:41,966
Kill.

938
00:46:42,050 --> 00:46:43,468
Sic 'em.

939
00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:44,636
Bubblegum.

940
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,054
Yogi berra.

941
00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:54,562
Hey, dummy, how long is this gonna take?


