1 00:00:45,083 --> 00:00:47,250 My name is Happy Gilmore. 2 00:00:48,375 --> 00:00:51,625 As a child, I wanted to become hockey player. 3 00:00:51,708 --> 00:00:54,583 But 30 years ago, I took a golf club. 4 00:00:57,875 --> 00:00:59,833 It was a good decision. 5 00:00:59,916 --> 00:01:03,833 And Happy Gilmore wins the 98th U.S. Open. 6 00:01:03,916 --> 00:01:06,958 I married a great lady called Virginia, 7 00:01:07,041 --> 00:01:08,958 and we had a son, Gordy. 8 00:01:09,708 --> 00:01:12,250 The victories were sometimes unexpected, 9 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:14,208 but as grandma always said: 10 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:17,250 "Sometimes it's better to be lucky than being good.” 11 00:01:18,083 --> 00:01:20,625 Oh, Lord! 12 00:01:20,708 --> 00:01:22,541 I succeeded! 13 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:26,250 Yes, I was getting lucky in many ways. 14 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:28,333 He throws and counts! 15 00:01:28,416 --> 00:01:30,416 And after four boys in four years, 16 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:33,250 Virginia had an idea advertising support. 17 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:36,000 Trojan. The kids are great, 18 00:01:37,708 --> 00:01:39,250 in moderation. 19 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,500 What are you doing? Calm down! 20 00:01:42,125 --> 00:01:45,083 I registered the guys at golf tournaments… 21 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:48,333 Try this. 22 00:01:48,416 --> 00:01:50,958 But they had the hockey instinct. 23 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:54,666 Guys, stop! What are you doing? 24 00:01:55,375 --> 00:01:57,333 Stupid! Say that again! 25 00:01:57,916 --> 00:02:01,708 There was a Tiger Woods video game, so we made one of Happy Gilmore. 26 00:02:01,791 --> 00:02:05,041 But I believe the creators did it a little too realistic. 27 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,166 That's enough. 28 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:08,833 The guys liked the violence of the game, 29 00:02:08,916 --> 00:02:11,125 but he made my daughter nervous. 30 00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:13,916 Indeed, we finally had a daughter, 31 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,166 sweet Vienna, Mom's new best friend. 32 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:20,541 And I hosted Saturday Night Live a few times. It was good. 33 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:22,458 Here are the Spice Girls! 34 00:02:22,541 --> 00:02:23,958 Here is Maroon 5! 35 00:02:24,041 --> 00:02:28,250 Here's The Weeknd! Stay there, we'll get back to you right away. 36 00:02:28,333 --> 00:02:31,375 Yes, we had everything, so I told Virginia… 37 00:02:31,458 --> 00:02:35,041 We should retire to spend our days with the children. 38 00:02:35,125 --> 00:02:36,750 We're not done with golf. 39 00:02:36,833 --> 00:02:38,250 And golf needs us. 40 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:42,541 That's what Chubbs said. This is just the beginning. 41 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:45,791 Gordon! 42 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:48,041 Do not pee on the sliding mat. 43 00:02:48,125 --> 00:02:50,000 Thank you for being here on Mother's Day. 44 00:02:50,083 --> 00:02:52,083 We honor the mothers who watch. 45 00:02:52,166 --> 00:02:53,583 Send her away! 46 00:02:53,666 --> 00:02:57,625 But in golf, even when we are at our best... 47 00:02:57,708 --> 00:02:59,583 we can always deliver the fatal blow. 48 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:11,958 After the funeral, I never touched a golf club again. 49 00:03:12,666 --> 00:03:15,125 I was now the widowed father of five children. 50 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,708 I could only do one thing. 51 00:03:19,583 --> 00:03:21,000 I've never been a drunk, 52 00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:23,291 but alcohol was the only thing who helped me 53 00:03:23,375 --> 00:03:26,333 to forget that I had killed the kindest woman in the world. 54 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:28,875 - Something else… - Refused. 55 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:29,791 Money. 56 00:03:30,958 --> 00:03:31,958 Give me… 57 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:35,708 No, boy! Come on. 58 00:03:36,333 --> 00:03:38,666 Virginia took care of the finances, 59 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:41,791 and without her, a lot of things escaped me. 60 00:03:41,875 --> 00:03:43,416 Should I break the window? 61 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:46,291 Then I caught a guy who wanted to force my Ferrari. 62 00:03:46,875 --> 00:03:48,625 Hey, can you hold my beer? 63 00:03:48,708 --> 00:03:49,708 Yes. 64 00:03:51,833 --> 00:03:54,083 He wasn't a thief, he was a bailiff. 65 00:03:54,166 --> 00:03:55,333 Let me explain. 66 00:03:55,416 --> 00:03:58,291 I didn't know that I had to renew the rental contract. 67 00:03:58,375 --> 00:04:01,208 The big baby chased me and I lost everything, 68 00:04:01,916 --> 00:04:04,708 even grandma's house, which was terrible. 69 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,375 The boys moved together in an apartment, 70 00:04:20,458 --> 00:04:24,125 and Vienna and I, we found affordable accommodation. 71 00:04:26,416 --> 00:04:30,708 It's not the best neighborhood, but I can walk to work. 72 00:04:32,166 --> 00:04:34,916 Gary, can you pick up at section 2? 73 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:48,166 Happy Gilmore. My God, I'm a big admirer. 74 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:50,083 Okay, friend, can I help you? 75 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:52,166 Do you know Maxi Sports drinks? 76 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,750 Aisle four, I think. 77 00:04:53,833 --> 00:04:55,916 No. It's my business. 78 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,208 I'm Frank Manatee. 79 00:04:57,291 --> 00:05:00,416 My true passion, This is my avant-garde golf project. 80 00:05:02,625 --> 00:05:04,125 I don't play golf anymore, my friend. 81 00:05:04,208 --> 00:05:05,541 Is it cucumber juice? 82 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:07,000 Of course. 83 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:09,166 I thought you would play golf again 84 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:11,250 when you would know the magnitude of the league. 85 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:13,500 Good luck, but I'm not interested. 86 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:16,166 That's it. Nobody cares in traditional golf. 87 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:18,833 It's a boring sport played by boring people. 88 00:05:18,916 --> 00:05:20,833 That's not true, they are my friends. 89 00:05:20,916 --> 00:05:23,458 You don't understand. You inspired me with the idea. 90 00:05:23,541 --> 00:05:25,750 I love you, you must not miss your chance 91 00:05:25,833 --> 00:05:28,541 and have an even worse life than what it appears to be. 92 00:05:29,125 --> 00:05:31,458 I understand. Does golf stress you out? 93 00:05:31,541 --> 00:05:32,791 Because of your wife? 94 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:35,166 Get out, with your horse's breath, or I... 95 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:37,791 Or what, the tough one? You won't do anything, damn it, 96 00:05:37,875 --> 00:05:41,458 because if you touch me, you will go straight to prison. 97 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:43,166 If I get caught. 98 00:05:44,958 --> 00:05:45,875 Operations. 99 00:05:45,958 --> 00:05:50,291 Linda, can you turn off the cameras monitoring for 90 seconds? 100 00:05:51,458 --> 00:05:52,708 Damn bastard! 101 00:05:59,958 --> 00:06:05,625 Seven, eight. Whipped, whipped. Finished. 102 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:10,208 Great. The arms, fifth position. Supported. 103 00:06:11,541 --> 00:06:13,750 Whipped, whipped. 104 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,625 Arms, fifth position. 105 00:06:17,541 --> 00:06:21,750 Supported. Chained, chained. 106 00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:23,958 And the arabesque. 107 00:06:25,416 --> 00:06:26,500 Well done. 108 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:28,250 Dad! 109 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:29,833 Hello, Vienna. 110 00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:34,666 Oh, with kicks! Hey. The Rockettes are here. 111 00:06:35,916 --> 00:06:37,166 Good to see you. 112 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:39,416 You were a clue in Jeopardy! Come see. 113 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,791 Really? 114 00:06:40,875 --> 00:06:42,541 All right. Hi. 115 00:06:42,625 --> 00:06:43,541 Hi. 116 00:06:43,625 --> 00:06:45,250 How is she doing? 117 00:06:45,333 --> 00:06:48,916 Super good. She needs from a better teacher than me. 118 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,083 - Dad, look. - Yes. 119 00:06:50,166 --> 00:06:52,750 With its super drives and his hockey character, 120 00:06:52,833 --> 00:06:58,000 this golfer won first of his six tournaments in 1996. Carter? 121 00:06:58,083 --> 00:06:59,375 Who is Happy Goldberg? 122 00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:01,166 Sorry, no. Ling. 123 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:02,875 Who is Happy Gudenstein? 124 00:07:02,958 --> 00:07:04,791 No. Jana. 125 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:07,500 Who is Skippy Goldenbaum? 126 00:07:07,583 --> 00:07:09,291 This is incorrect. 127 00:07:09,375 --> 00:07:12,458 He is Jewish, but we were looking for Happy Gilmore. 128 00:07:12,541 --> 00:07:13,875 At least he knows that. 129 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:15,750 I'll make your grandmother's recipe. 130 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:16,833 The guys will be there. 131 00:07:16,916 --> 00:07:18,833 Okay, great. I'm eager to. 132 00:07:19,541 --> 00:07:22,166 What do you mean, a better teacher? Are you resigning? 133 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:24,333 No, but I work at the BGC club. 134 00:07:24,416 --> 00:07:26,666 She is much better than my other students. 135 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,541 And then? Where can she go? 136 00:07:28,625 --> 00:07:31,083 At the dance school of the Paris National Opera. 137 00:07:31,166 --> 00:07:33,041 Where is it? Is it near here? 138 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:34,458 It's in Paris. 139 00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:38,083 They do not admit only four students per year. 140 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,958 I sent the videos from Vienna, 141 00:07:40,041 --> 00:07:41,916 and they admitted it. 142 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,291 Is it free? 143 00:07:44,791 --> 00:07:46,125 How much does it cost? 144 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:48,875 $75,000 per year. 145 00:07:52,416 --> 00:07:55,333 I marinated the beef in ketchup, like grandma did. 146 00:07:55,416 --> 00:07:56,750 This is incredible, Vienna. 147 00:07:56,833 --> 00:07:57,916 Yes, it was successful. 148 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,083 You need to prepare more. I'm starving. 149 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:01,291 Do it yourself. 150 00:08:01,375 --> 00:08:03,916 - Terry, do you want to cry? - Are you kidding me? 151 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,166 Yes! Strangle him! Yes! Go ahead! 152 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:08,125 Put down the fork! Not the fork. 153 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:10,500 We fight in the basement, not at the table. 154 00:08:10,583 --> 00:08:12,000 - Sorry, Dad. - Sorry. 155 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:13,250 It's not serious. 156 00:08:14,166 --> 00:08:15,666 How's work going, guys? 157 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:18,000 I must say that I love the road crew. 158 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,625 I'm great at the car wash. 159 00:08:23,541 --> 00:08:25,375 I hope to be named employee of the month. 160 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,333 I look after air safety. 161 00:08:34,916 --> 00:08:35,833 My guy! 162 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:39,458 You wouldn't have to work if I hadn't lost all our money. 163 00:08:39,541 --> 00:08:41,833 - No need for money. - It's for snobs. 164 00:08:41,916 --> 00:08:44,750 We all need money to make his dreams come true. 165 00:08:45,541 --> 00:08:47,041 No university studies, 166 00:08:47,125 --> 00:08:50,208 because you thought you had to stay here to watch over me. 167 00:08:50,291 --> 00:08:51,583 What are you talking about? 168 00:08:51,666 --> 00:08:54,291 - We have beef and hockey. - We have food. 169 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:57,625 I'm surprised you thought that we would be admitted to university. 170 00:08:57,708 --> 00:08:58,916 No university. 171 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,875 - No. - That's what he said. 172 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:02,750 It's a way of speaking. I don’t… 173 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,708 A way of speaking? You said... 174 00:09:04,791 --> 00:09:05,833 Say it. 175 00:09:05,916 --> 00:09:06,916 It doesn't make any sense. 176 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,125 I understand. 177 00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:10,541 You look at someone and you say... 178 00:09:31,208 --> 00:09:33,166 I tell you, I take the water bed. 179 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:35,291 What? It's for me. 180 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,458 - That's enough. - What? 181 00:09:37,541 --> 00:09:39,708 You sleep on the floor. You had punctured it. 182 00:09:39,791 --> 00:09:41,875 - All right. Come on. - All right. 183 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:44,916 - Good night. I love you. -Thank you for coming. 184 00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:46,791 Call me. 185 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,958 One minute. Are there four of you? 186 00:09:50,041 --> 00:09:54,041 Who is driving? Gordy, don't drive with your feet. 187 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:55,791 Like father, like son, right? 188 00:09:55,875 --> 00:09:56,958 Hello, Uncle John. 189 00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:58,250 Hello, Vienna and Happy. 190 00:09:58,333 --> 00:09:59,250 Hello, friend. 191 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:02,333 I'm leaving soon. I made a payment on a tent. 192 00:10:02,416 --> 00:10:04,500 Stop. I don't want you to leave. 193 00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:06,000 Stay as long as you want. 194 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,791 I like you. Are you coming to watch Love Island? 195 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:12,000 I would like, but I'm going to have a few drinks, 196 00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:13,916 then I'll go to sleep before work. 197 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,375 Make some money, dude. 198 00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:17,666 Absolutely. Good night, bro. 199 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,208 Good night. I love you. 200 00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:20,208 I love you. 201 00:10:20,791 --> 00:10:22,916 My God. I hope they get married. 202 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,166 She is seduced. 203 00:10:28,125 --> 00:10:29,958 I should be the one to tuck you in. 204 00:10:33,791 --> 00:10:36,875 I know Mrs. Simon spoke to you from the dance school, 205 00:10:36,958 --> 00:10:38,166 but don't even think about it. 206 00:10:38,791 --> 00:10:41,750 When I was a teenager, I wanted to be part of the Bruins. 207 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:43,625 It's like the Bruins to you. 208 00:10:43,708 --> 00:10:47,333 Except you know how to dance and that I didn't know how to skate. 209 00:10:47,416 --> 00:10:50,458 Did you know that mom was an excellent dancer? 210 00:10:50,541 --> 00:10:51,708 Yes, it's true. 211 00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:53,750 Sleep, dad. 212 00:10:55,416 --> 00:10:57,916 Yes, she was special. 213 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,166 Good night, dad. 214 00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:02,083 Good night, Virginia. 215 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:14,375 I can't believe than seeing me in cheap lingerie 216 00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:18,333 with two pitchers of Moosehead was your “happy place”. 217 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:20,833 I'm sorry, Virginia. 218 00:11:20,916 --> 00:11:24,250 Honey, don't worry. I'm not here to judge your dreams. 219 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:28,083 No, not for that. I'm sorry for... 220 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:29,833 For killing me with a drive? 221 00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:32,291 Come on. 222 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,291 You've apologized a thousand times for that. 223 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:39,458 Listen, I know you worry for the future of your children, 224 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:43,250 but you have to set an example for them. 225 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:46,375 Show them the Happy with whom I was in love. 226 00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:48,333 I am no longer that man. 227 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,166 All right. No. 228 00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:55,083 - Please. - No. 229 00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:57,875 Can you hold that for a moment, honey? 230 00:11:57,958 --> 00:12:02,958 My darling, you will always be the best, but you need a goal. 231 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,625 I'll tell you as always. 232 00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:06,875 All right. 233 00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:10,083 You're not a hockey player. 234 00:12:11,416 --> 00:12:13,000 You are a… 235 00:12:56,416 --> 00:12:58,208 Where are you going with these sticks? 236 00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:00,458 Mr. Gilmore, I'm your caddy. 237 00:13:00,541 --> 00:13:02,125 I'm sorry. 238 00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:03,291 Let me wear them. 239 00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,291 My grandfather's old sticks. 240 00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:33,583 Are you going to make this move? 241 00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:38,958 I don't know if I can do it, Johnny. 242 00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:41,416 How will you pay the Vienna Ballet School? 243 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,375 Are you aware? 244 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:44,166 Of course. And I know what too? 245 00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:46,833 It costs $75,000 a year. 246 00:13:46,916 --> 00:13:49,500 For four years, that’s $333,000. 247 00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:53,041 You don't know how to count. That's $300,000. 248 00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:55,541 If you can get a discount, that's great. 249 00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:57,333 But where are you going to find this money? 250 00:13:57,416 --> 00:13:58,416 I don't know. 251 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:02,458 I can do hours extra at the supermarket. Maybe… 252 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:05,958 There is only one way to win lots of money quickly. Hit hard. 253 00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:09,166 I wouldn't know where to start. 254 00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:11,375 From the base. 255 00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:15,833 DEPARTURE ATTENDANTS REGISTRATION 256 00:14:16,791 --> 00:14:19,083 Excuse me, I would like to play. 257 00:14:20,916 --> 00:14:24,666 There's a threesome at 10:15. You can join them. Name? 258 00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:26,375 Don't worry. 259 00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:28,041 Certainly not. 260 00:14:30,666 --> 00:14:33,333 Who was it? Grizzly Adams? 261 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,166 I don't know who it is. 262 00:14:36,916 --> 00:14:38,125 Is it just the three of us? 263 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,583 No. We are waiting for a fourth player. 264 00:14:40,666 --> 00:14:42,833 - Are we going to play with anyone? - Yes. 265 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,666 It's always a draw who never shuts up. 266 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,583 My God. Is it him? 267 00:14:48,416 --> 00:14:51,000 Looks like he just got divorced. 268 00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:53,041 Are you the one playing with us? 269 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:54,333 I believe, yes. 270 00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:56,833 We like to play fast, so try to follow. 271 00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:58,750 All right. 272 00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:02,000 - Let's start the game. - Yes. 273 00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,208 Let's go. 274 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,166 - The path! - My guy! 275 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:12,666 - Well done, Fitzy. - Yeah. 276 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,500 I want this all day. 277 00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:18,208 Yes, sir. You are capable. Go ahead. 278 00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:25,041 You can be happy, Sal. 279 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,666 Accelerated effect. As I had thought. 280 00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:29,958 Look at this. 281 00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:34,333 Arm Xanax, head still. 282 00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:41,208 - Damn it! - Shit. 283 00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:43,791 Boom! Blast! 284 00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:45,750 Well done! 285 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,208 I learned that at the Golf Cabin. 286 00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:49,500 It appears, Stein-man. 287 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,750 I feel excluded. 288 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,916 - Damn it. - He does the Happy Gilmore swing? 289 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,125 My uncle always tries that bullshit. 290 00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:09,041 He goes for it and misses every time. He annoys me. 291 00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:30,750 My God. He rolled further than the ball. 292 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,041 It's going to be a damn long day. 293 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,333 Yeah! 294 00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:52,625 Eat some… 295 00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:57,333 Did you find your ball? 296 00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:58,916 Yes, I have it. 297 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:03,541 I stay here because I like poison ivy, kind of... 298 00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:06,916 Grandma! 299 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:14,166 Choke on my… 300 00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:30,333 I don't know why, I'm intimidated in the sand. 301 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:33,166 It seems that it needs to be returned like a pancake. 302 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,500 Flip the pancake, Sally. 303 00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:39,208 Stunning! 304 00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:02,875 Nice putt, my man. We give you 12. 305 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,125 Yes. 306 00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:15,333 He's going to hit the starting marker. 307 00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:21,833 I told you so. 308 00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:32,208 DJ Khaled, drop the momentum Happy Gilmore style, okay? 309 00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:33,625 Because it doesn't work. 310 00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:41,541 Yo, it's Happy Gilmore. 311 00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:43,500 Happy Gilmore is rotten? 312 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,500 Can you shout fore next time? 313 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,125 Fore! 314 00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:05,625 At least she's in there. 315 00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:06,708 It's true? 316 00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:07,708 No! 317 00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:12,625 Happy Gilmore sucks. It's sad. 318 00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:14,583 I still want his autograph. 319 00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:17,708 My aunt wet her jeans for this idiot. 320 00:19:19,541 --> 00:19:23,625 Tell your aunt I'll sign her jeans for $300,000. 321 00:19:24,375 --> 00:19:26,958 I'm a little rusty, folks. 322 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:31,708 Stein-man recently took a class at the Golf Cabin. 323 00:19:31,791 --> 00:19:32,833 Yes. 324 00:19:32,916 --> 00:19:38,083 But I didn't play golf for ten years, sorry. 325 00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:43,375 What about you, Chubbs? 326 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,500 Do you have any advice? 327 00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,458 Calm down, do as we say, huh? 328 00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:53,666 It's all in the hips, yes! 329 00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:54,791 Everything… 330 00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:59,041 Oh, yes. Relax. 331 00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:02,125 I miss you, baby. 332 00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:04,791 Is he having an erotic dream or something? 333 00:20:21,541 --> 00:20:24,416 - Oh my God! - That's damned Happy Gilmore! 334 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:27,875 - Yes. - Amazing! 335 00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:32,291 I made some good shots, but that was a damn rocket! 336 00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:35,541 It was both natural and fierce. 337 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,916 You have to teach me how to do this. 338 00:20:38,666 --> 00:20:42,583 My guy! 339 00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:43,625 My guy! 340 00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:47,333 THE SPORTS HOLE WITH PAT DANIELS GILMORE GETS BOGGED 341 00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:49,541 Happy Gilmore makes the news again, at golf. 342 00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:50,791 It's not glorious. 343 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:54,500 He was driving a cart drunk last week 344 00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:55,916 and he hit another one. 345 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,208 Stein-man! 346 00:20:57,291 --> 00:21:01,250 Gilmore was arrested for vandalism and impaired driving. 347 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:04,708 The prosecution agreed to stay charges related to the accident 348 00:21:04,791 --> 00:21:08,458 provided that Gilmore abstains of any physical violence 349 00:21:08,541 --> 00:21:11,208 and follow a program treatment of alcoholism. 350 00:21:11,291 --> 00:21:12,666 Come on, Bruins! 351 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:15,458 He was also fired from his job at Stop and Shop. 352 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:19,416 It's a sad ending for a sports legend. 353 00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:21,916 WESTFORD PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL 354 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,666 Thanks for being with us today. 355 00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:29,958 In 1996 you were arrested for inciting violence, 356 00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:33,000 conspiracy to commit homicide by vehicle, 357 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,916 criminal threats and theft of a jacket. 358 00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:42,208 Found not guilty due to insanity 359 00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,791 and placed here. 360 00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:45,375 It's been 29 years. 361 00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:48,250 As if it was yesterday. 362 00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:51,625 That's a long time, 29 years, Mr. McGavin, 363 00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:54,458 and our committee is ready to grant you your freedom. 364 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,875 If we do, what will you do? 365 00:21:57,958 --> 00:22:00,250 I would like to give to the community. 366 00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:04,500 Especially to children who are, of course, our future. 367 00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:07,833 And to animals too, who need to be cuddled 368 00:22:07,916 --> 00:22:10,416 and sterilized, with their permission, of course. 369 00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:13,125 And Happy Gilmore? 370 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,500 I will stay very far from him. 371 00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:17,875 Very far from Gilmore. 372 00:22:17,958 --> 00:22:22,625 And if you cross him on a golf course? 373 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:26,750 I'll wave at him or nod. That's okay too. 374 00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:30,458 What if he wears a gold jacket? 375 00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:33,958 Amazing! 376 00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:36,916 - Happy Gilmore wins the golden jacket! - No! 377 00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:45,041 I will fill a pillowcase of golf balls and I'll beat him up! 378 00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:47,458 - I will tear off his jacket… - Guards. 379 00:22:47,541 --> 00:22:49,458 …and I’ll make him eat it! 380 00:22:49,541 --> 00:22:51,291 Bring this animal back to its cell! 381 00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:53,833 It's my jacket! My jacket! 382 00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:57,125 Shooter's gold! Mine! It's my gold! 383 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:01,750 Shall we have dinner? At Benihana? 384 00:23:01,833 --> 00:23:02,958 - Yeah! - Yeah. 385 00:23:11,541 --> 00:23:15,583 Pardon. It's here, meetings for alcoholics? 386 00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:18,625 You are in the right place. How do you feel? 387 00:23:18,708 --> 00:23:19,833 I'm shaking a little. 388 00:23:19,916 --> 00:23:21,625 The first five days are hard. 389 00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:24,666 Endure this day, and your body will begin to adapt. 390 00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:27,833 THANKS. And it is in complete discretion, isn't it? 391 00:23:27,916 --> 00:23:30,166 Happy Gilmore, dammit! 392 00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:34,333 I can't believe that you drink too! 393 00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:36,708 Bessie was not informed to keep it discreet. 394 00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:39,375 How are you. Where is the shrink? 395 00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:41,708 He's coming. He likes to make a grand entrance. 396 00:23:41,791 --> 00:23:44,125 Mr. Gilmore? 397 00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:47,500 Damn. 398 00:23:49,291 --> 00:23:52,791 In flesh and blood, it's wonderful to see you. 399 00:23:53,791 --> 00:23:55,041 How is grandma? 400 00:23:55,125 --> 00:23:58,958 Grandma? She is dead for about 15 years. 401 00:23:59,833 --> 00:24:02,958 Damage. I know you loved him. 402 00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:04,333 Yes. 403 00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:07,333 Is that where you got into alcohol? 404 00:24:07,416 --> 00:24:11,333 No. That's when my wife died. 405 00:24:12,458 --> 00:24:14,083 It always does something. 406 00:24:15,958 --> 00:24:17,166 All right. 407 00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:19,166 Happy, sit in the front. 408 00:24:20,416 --> 00:24:22,125 We have a new member. 409 00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:27,166 Good morning. My name is Happy and I'm an alcoholic. 410 00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:29,208 We don't say alcoholic. 411 00:24:29,291 --> 00:24:30,875 We're not scientists. 412 00:24:30,958 --> 00:24:35,541 We are people who do our best. We say "alcoholic". It's lighter. 413 00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:38,791 Happy, and I'm an alcoholic? 414 00:24:38,875 --> 00:24:40,458 Say it loud and clear! 415 00:24:40,541 --> 00:24:43,416 Hello, my name is Happy and I'm an alcoholic! 416 00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:46,125 Celebrities. They are like us. 417 00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:48,541 Except they are much richer. 418 00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:51,416 Charlotte, last week, you were worried 419 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:54,000 by a music festival which you wanted to go to. 420 00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:55,083 Did it go well? 421 00:24:55,666 --> 00:24:57,625 Yes. It was a concert. 422 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,875 My friends were drinking and offered me drinks, 423 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:02,083 but I didn't drink. 424 00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:04,958 But you wanted to die this strong drink, eh? 425 00:25:05,041 --> 00:25:06,875 I was tempted, but... 426 00:25:06,958 --> 00:25:09,666 And you would have hit your mother in the face 427 00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:12,000 just to smell the smell, right? 428 00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:13,291 Not really. 429 00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:17,833 Charlotte, if we don't stop lying, we can't stop drinking. 430 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:19,625 Why do you keep lying? 431 00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:21,916 Because I'm an alcoholic? 432 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:28,208 What is the first stage of treatment for a pathetic degenerate alcoholic? 433 00:25:28,291 --> 00:25:29,750 Wash your car? 434 00:25:29,833 --> 00:25:32,083 Well done! At 3 p.m. Thursday? 435 00:25:32,166 --> 00:25:35,458 I have the soap, bring the rags and the bucket, and we'll have fun? 436 00:25:35,541 --> 00:25:38,166 - Sorry, I have a question. - Yes? 437 00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:42,166 What is the connection between washing a car? and stop drinking? 438 00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,041 You think too much. 439 00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:46,791 Mr. Gilmore is in his head when he should 440 00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:49,291 listen to me and shut up. 441 00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:52,208 This is a radical treatment program. 442 00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:55,291 And the chief justice, my uncle Dave, 443 00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:59,666 told me I could do what I wanted from you all. 444 00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:02,458 Look at my badge. 445 00:26:02,541 --> 00:26:04,583 You're in my world now, grandma. 446 00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:06,250 You are in my world now. 447 00:26:07,875 --> 00:26:09,458 Oh my God. 448 00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:14,500 Welcome to the future of golf. 449 00:26:14,583 --> 00:26:18,750 The best game has a triple dose of adrenaline. 450 00:26:18,833 --> 00:26:23,166 Experience of Maxi's revolution. 451 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:25,500 No more traditional golf. 452 00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:26,666 AVAILABLE SOON 453 00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:27,958 - That's great. - Awesome. 454 00:26:28,041 --> 00:26:30,208 Yes, it's something. It's what? 455 00:26:30,291 --> 00:26:32,333 - What do we see? - It's what? 456 00:26:32,416 --> 00:26:35,583 Basically, Maxi is golf reinvented. 457 00:26:35,666 --> 00:26:37,250 This is golf today. 458 00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:38,958 Why is golf so boring? 459 00:26:39,041 --> 00:26:41,833 Golf was invented about 800 years ago. 460 00:26:41,916 --> 00:26:43,291 I thought: 461 00:26:43,375 --> 00:26:44,625 "Society has changed, 462 00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:47,541 "why the rules of golf remained the same?" 463 00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:49,291 This is why I created Maxi. 464 00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:51,041 - Brilliant. - Yes. 465 00:26:51,125 --> 00:26:56,125 The NBA, NFL and NHL offer a product of the highest quality. 466 00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:57,291 Like Maxi. 467 00:26:57,375 --> 00:26:59,708 Maxi would have the best golfers in the world? 468 00:26:59,791 --> 00:27:00,791 Oh my God. 469 00:27:00,875 --> 00:27:03,500 - Are you okay, Frank? - I think I'm going to die. 470 00:27:03,583 --> 00:27:05,375 That's all well and good, but listen, 471 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,958 how are you going to attract pro golfers 472 00:27:08,041 --> 00:27:09,416 in this new league? 473 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:12,166 I already have my golfers, and they are the best. 474 00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:13,916 Better than the pros, do you think? 475 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,166 I don't believe it, Stat. I know it. 476 00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:18,208 You should approach Happy Gilmore. 477 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,416 I don't know him. 478 00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:22,875 Yeah, tell that to the fish. 479 00:27:24,291 --> 00:27:26,500 Johnny, what are you doing with these chicken wings? 480 00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:29,291 They have been in the fridge for three weeks. 481 00:27:29,375 --> 00:27:32,541 I add this sauce. It eliminates all bacteria. 482 00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:35,041 I'm not sure, but good luck. 483 00:27:36,291 --> 00:27:38,458 The TV remote control. 484 00:27:38,541 --> 00:27:40,833 I was wondering why it didn't work. 485 00:27:40,916 --> 00:27:42,500 What are you doing on this device? 486 00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:43,791 I'm looking for a job. 487 00:27:43,875 --> 00:27:47,166 There's a new Dairy Queen nearby. I think they're hiring. 488 00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:49,958 You won't win $330,000 at Dairy Queen. 489 00:27:50,041 --> 00:27:51,333 You know what to do. 490 00:27:51,416 --> 00:27:55,416 I tried golf. It didn't work. The cuckoo clock. 491 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:58,416 Grandma's cuckoo clock? It's sacrilege. 492 00:27:58,500 --> 00:27:59,416 Yes I know. 493 00:28:01,708 --> 00:28:04,000 Don't give up because of a bad game. 494 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:06,125 You must have made at least a few shots. 495 00:28:06,208 --> 00:28:09,166 I must have made one out of 117. 496 00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:10,500 Then it will be two, 497 00:28:10,583 --> 00:28:13,083 then three, and very quickly, you will be the best. 498 00:28:13,166 --> 00:28:14,875 I am 58 years old, V. 499 00:28:14,958 --> 00:28:16,250 You don't have to be the best. 500 00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:19,125 If you arrive 30th in the Tour, 501 00:28:19,208 --> 00:28:22,000 - you win $100,000. - How will I get 30th? 502 00:28:22,083 --> 00:28:24,875 I was beaten by three idiots on municipal land. 503 00:28:24,958 --> 00:28:26,166 You were dead drunk. 504 00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:29,083 Maybe you just need to practice, like me for dancing. 505 00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:31,625 Do you have a choice, little sober? You can't drink. 506 00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:33,833 The disinfectant. 507 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:36,958 Give me that. 508 00:28:40,666 --> 00:28:42,541 It's disinfectant. 509 00:28:42,625 --> 00:28:44,000 I got you. 510 00:28:46,666 --> 00:28:48,500 Was that you, Happy Gilmore? 511 00:28:51,541 --> 00:28:53,125 Do you want to try poles? 512 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:55,166 Yes. 513 00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:58,791 Try the six iron. The pros love it. 514 00:29:01,958 --> 00:29:03,375 SCOPE VG - 221 TOTAL VG - 241 515 00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:04,916 Yes, it will be fine. 516 00:29:06,375 --> 00:29:08,166 It's a damn ditch. 517 00:29:13,958 --> 00:29:15,041 No. 518 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,041 On the right… 519 00:29:20,416 --> 00:29:21,416 Damn. 520 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:22,750 Hold my blanket. 521 00:29:22,833 --> 00:29:24,291 All right. 522 00:29:25,291 --> 00:29:29,583 You have to lean on your back leg... 523 00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:32,333 -And… - Yes. 524 00:29:33,416 --> 00:29:36,541 Okay, I can do this. THANKS. I appreciate it. 525 00:29:36,625 --> 00:29:39,125 - I don't know what happened. - Do your thing. 526 00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:40,125 Come on! 527 00:29:43,125 --> 00:29:44,500 Faster. 528 00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:49,166 Hey. What are you doing, dad? Hey! 529 00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:53,541 Sobriety is a journey, not a destination. 530 00:29:54,666 --> 00:29:56,458 I believe in you, Happy! 531 00:30:08,791 --> 00:30:11,375 “What my teacher didn’t understand… 532 00:30:11,458 --> 00:30:12,958 HAL L. FIGHT AGAINST INJUSTICE 533 00:30:13,041 --> 00:30:14,916 “…that’s because I cheated on the test 534 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,333 "because my mother scolded me about cookies. However..." 535 00:30:18,416 --> 00:30:20,250 CHUBBS PETERSON THE SCIENCE OF GOLF 536 00:30:27,250 --> 00:30:28,208 And there you have it. 537 00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:32,041 Beautiful, regular brushstrokes. Thank you, Charlotte. 538 00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:36,083 GOOD. No more shutters, then the edges. 539 00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:37,000 Yes, sir. 540 00:30:37,083 --> 00:30:39,958 Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome Vienna Gilmore. 541 00:30:40,041 --> 00:30:44,166 All the others are rotten and you know it! Come on, V! 542 00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:48,583 Come on, Happy! 543 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:01,375 Happy! 544 00:31:08,541 --> 00:31:13,291 Happy! 545 00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:21,500 The boot! 546 00:31:22,708 --> 00:31:25,250 Yes baby! You're back! Let's go. 547 00:31:39,625 --> 00:31:41,916 Please! 548 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:42,833 Sorry. 549 00:31:42,916 --> 00:31:44,458 What the hell are you doing? 550 00:31:44,541 --> 00:31:46,375 I'm leaving. Good day. 551 00:31:46,458 --> 00:31:49,375 Return to your mobile home. 552 00:31:49,458 --> 00:31:51,250 I have something for you, dad. 553 00:31:51,333 --> 00:31:54,000 What? What is this? 554 00:31:54,083 --> 00:31:56,166 "30 days sober! Well done, Dad!" 555 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,666 Paint my house, friend. 556 00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:09,291 Knock him out. 557 00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:19,583 I'm going to hit a little harder. 558 00:32:19,666 --> 00:32:22,125 Happy! 559 00:32:24,666 --> 00:32:27,625 Sorry. It was not wanted. 560 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:42,875 Damn Happy Gilmore! 561 00:32:45,666 --> 00:32:48,791 I put a coffee and a protein bar in your passenger seat. 562 00:32:48,875 --> 00:32:50,291 Great. Thank you, Vivi. 563 00:32:50,375 --> 00:32:52,625 You will bring back another gold jacket, dad? 564 00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:54,541 Don't be disappointed if it doesn't happen. 565 00:32:54,625 --> 00:32:55,708 I'm aiming for the top 30. 566 00:32:55,791 --> 00:32:58,250 You can pay the Vienna dance school. 567 00:32:58,333 --> 00:33:00,875 It has to be. One of your children must become someone. 568 00:33:00,958 --> 00:33:03,625 What do you mean, Terry? You are all someone. 569 00:33:03,708 --> 00:33:07,250 In my opinion. Come here. I love you. 570 00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:10,833 This is the first time you've left us since mom died. 571 00:33:10,916 --> 00:33:13,333 We'll call each other on FaceTime every day. It'll be fine. 572 00:33:13,416 --> 00:33:15,625 - Yes, day or night. All right? - Yes. 573 00:33:15,708 --> 00:33:18,833 And I'll come back to you on Sunday, little thugs. Promised. 574 00:33:18,916 --> 00:33:20,833 With a big check, I hope. 575 00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:23,166 Yeah, dad. Come on. 576 00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:25,000 John Daly doesn't sleep in my bed. 577 00:33:25,083 --> 00:33:26,458 Or he will be deprived of MandMs. 578 00:33:26,541 --> 00:33:27,458 Understood. 579 00:33:30,583 --> 00:33:32,041 FIVE TIME WINNERS OF THE TOUR 580 00:33:32,125 --> 00:33:33,291 Arnold. 581 00:33:34,208 --> 00:33:35,458 Jack-o. 582 00:33:36,791 --> 00:33:37,916 Tiger. 583 00:33:39,416 --> 00:33:40,416 SpongeBob? 584 00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:42,583 What is this? 585 00:33:42,666 --> 00:33:44,791 Beaver teeth? 586 00:33:44,875 --> 00:33:46,625 The truth hurts, sometimes. 587 00:33:46,708 --> 00:33:50,041 - Oh my God! Dougie! -Happy! 588 00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:53,791 I missed you, boy. How are you? 589 00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:56,125 It's harder every year. 590 00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:58,375 How is it harder without me? 591 00:33:58,458 --> 00:34:00,750 Honestly, the Maxi Golf League. 592 00:34:00,833 --> 00:34:03,750 Max? I saw the ad. It seemed stupid. 593 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:07,208 - It seems that the pace is faster… - That's it. 594 00:34:07,291 --> 00:34:10,500 …and our biggest sponsors are less eager to call me back. 595 00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:12,500 I have a bad feeling. 596 00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:16,500 We have the best golfers in the world. That's what people want to see. 597 00:34:16,583 --> 00:34:18,541 According to Manatee, his guys are better. 598 00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:20,333 There's only one way to find out. 599 00:34:20,416 --> 00:34:22,541 Challenge him. People would like that. 600 00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:26,041 Wow! Virginia has rubbed off on you. 601 00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,458 We had five children. 602 00:34:27,541 --> 00:34:29,041 She rubbed off on me 603 00:34:29,125 --> 00:34:31,333 while I was vegetating. 604 00:34:31,416 --> 00:34:34,708 Still so charming. Between. 605 00:34:34,791 --> 00:34:36,416 The guys can't wait to see you. 606 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:40,583 You can at least fix these teeth with Invisalign? THANKS. 607 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:44,583 Hey, Happy, are you going to finish your blueberry dessert? 608 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:48,458 My God. Freddy steals desserts again others? All right. 609 00:34:48,541 --> 00:34:49,958 THANKS. Health. 610 00:34:50,041 --> 00:34:52,750 I am happy to be among you. I can't wait to play. 611 00:34:52,833 --> 00:34:54,500 Are you going to play tomorrow? 612 00:34:54,583 --> 00:34:56,041 You're not going to play? 613 00:34:56,125 --> 00:34:58,291 These young people are 20, 30 years old. 614 00:34:58,375 --> 00:34:59,500 We are old and stiff. 615 00:34:59,583 --> 00:35:01,333 We're old, but still cool. 616 00:35:01,416 --> 00:35:04,083 Do you take aspirin before playing? 617 00:35:04,166 --> 00:35:05,791 I take them like Tic Tacs. 618 00:35:05,875 --> 00:35:08,083 I grind them into my applesauce. 619 00:35:08,166 --> 00:35:10,583 I could do 72 holes without effort. 620 00:35:10,666 --> 00:35:12,875 It takes me ten minutes to get up. 621 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:14,833 Yes? 622 00:35:14,916 --> 00:35:17,458 Can I have iced tea with lemonade? 623 00:35:17,541 --> 00:35:18,833 Arnold Palmer. 624 00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:21,791 No, Jack Nicklaus, but we are often confused. 625 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,083 Fantastic. I'll come back. 626 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:28,083 So, Happy, why this return after all these years? 627 00:35:28,166 --> 00:35:29,458 I have no more money. 628 00:35:29,541 --> 00:35:34,416 My daughter has the opportunity to go at a ballet school in Paris, so… 629 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,791 Happy, I've known you for 30 years. 630 00:35:36,875 --> 00:35:39,000 You are like a son to me. How much? 631 00:35:39,083 --> 00:35:40,250 $300,000. 632 00:35:40,333 --> 00:35:42,458 Good luck tomorrow. Hit hard. 633 00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:44,708 - Sorry, friend. - Yes, sir? 634 00:35:44,791 --> 00:35:48,250 I ordered a Tanqueray tonic, but I think I have a Bombay. 635 00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:52,041 I'm the table attendant. Sorry. I'll get the waiter. 636 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,458 Do you want some bread? 637 00:35:54,541 --> 00:35:56,500 No, just the good drinks, thank you. 638 00:35:56,583 --> 00:35:57,875 All right. 639 00:35:57,958 --> 00:35:59,208 I freaked him out. 640 00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:03,041 Happy, do you have any news by Shooter McGavin? 641 00:36:03,125 --> 00:36:05,458 I think he's still institutionalized, Jack. 642 00:36:05,541 --> 00:36:06,708 Was he OJ's friend? 643 00:36:06,791 --> 00:36:09,875 They went on vacation together, I don't know if they were friends... 644 00:36:10,625 --> 00:36:12,958 SHINING, THE CHILD OF LIGHT BY STEPHEN KING 645 00:36:16,916 --> 00:36:18,791 He's crazy. 646 00:36:25,791 --> 00:36:28,375 What are you doing here? It's time to rest. 647 00:36:28,458 --> 00:36:31,083 You suddenly have very powerful friends. 648 00:36:31,708 --> 00:36:35,041 I have a court order for your immediate release. 649 00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:39,166 Sorry, this gentleman would like another gin and tonic. 650 00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:42,458 He said Bombay, not Tanqueray. 651 00:36:42,541 --> 00:36:44,625 Did you report me to Spiethy? 652 00:36:44,708 --> 00:36:45,833 No. 653 00:36:45,916 --> 00:36:48,625 Did you betray me to be the hero? 654 00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:49,625 No. I… 655 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,500 You stabbed me in the back. That's all? 656 00:36:52,583 --> 00:36:53,708 He just said... 657 00:36:53,791 --> 00:36:57,166 I can't work like this, to always watch my back. 658 00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:59,458 I just wanted to help. I offered bread. 659 00:36:59,541 --> 00:37:00,875 You messed up. You'll see. 660 00:37:01,833 --> 00:37:02,791 You're fired. 661 00:37:02,875 --> 00:37:03,833 Fired? 662 00:37:08,083 --> 00:37:11,000 Hey, friend. Weren't you a little hard on him? 663 00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:13,083 I'm sorry for this scene. 664 00:37:14,041 --> 00:37:17,625 You don't know everything. Mr. Couples? Blueberry dessert again? 665 00:37:17,708 --> 00:37:20,291 No, it's okay. Maybe a last one. 666 00:37:20,375 --> 00:37:22,333 Yes. I'll be back in two minutes. 667 00:37:25,666 --> 00:37:27,791 Hi. And don't come back again. 668 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:44,375 Shooter McGavin. I am a big admirer. 669 00:37:45,916 --> 00:37:50,500 Gentlemen, thank you for your presence at the Tour Champions Dinner. 670 00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:52,583 That's what she said. 671 00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:57,041 It doesn't mean anything, 672 00:37:57,125 --> 00:38:01,750 Every time our sport has risen a challenge, we came out stronger. 673 00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:04,833 Today's challenge is the Maxi Golf League, 674 00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:08,458 which claims to make golf interesting. 675 00:38:08,541 --> 00:38:09,791 That's what she said. 676 00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:14,625 - She is good, Mr. Schauffele. - THANKS. 677 00:38:14,708 --> 00:38:16,833 I just got off the phone with the president 678 00:38:16,916 --> 00:38:19,416 of the new league, Frank Manatee, 679 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:22,000 and I challenged him to compete. 680 00:38:22,083 --> 00:38:26,541 Frank accepted the challenge, then farted into the phone. 681 00:38:27,291 --> 00:38:28,125 What did he do? 682 00:38:29,083 --> 00:38:30,416 What is the competition? 683 00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:33,416 Our top five players against his own. 684 00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:37,166 Take our five worst players. Never mind. We're going to massacre them. 685 00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:41,833 Yes! 686 00:38:41,916 --> 00:38:46,083 I know you all want the honor to give them a beating. 687 00:38:46,166 --> 00:38:47,791 - Yes! - So, I propose this. 688 00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:51,791 The five best this weekend will participate in the challenge. 689 00:38:51,875 --> 00:38:53,583 All right. Come on. 690 00:38:54,625 --> 00:38:55,791 That's what she said. 691 00:38:57,125 --> 00:39:00,125 Gentlemen, by showing the world our dominance, 692 00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:04,583 we will eliminate this league even before its official launch. 693 00:39:04,666 --> 00:39:05,541 Come on! 694 00:39:09,666 --> 00:39:12,291 There you have another reason to play, Happy. 695 00:39:14,208 --> 00:39:17,666 Yes! 696 00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:23,458 My God. I believe there is a fork in my butt. 697 00:39:23,541 --> 00:39:25,083 That's what she said. 698 00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:28,708 Yes! 699 00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:38,625 The sun is shining. The greenery is shimmering. 700 00:39:38,708 --> 00:39:40,583 Good weather for golf. 701 00:39:40,666 --> 00:39:44,916 Welcome to the big tournament, the U.S. Bank Tour Championship. 702 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,625 My name is Verne Lundquist. Still here, with Jack Beard. 703 00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:52,416 And the golfer everyone is talking about, Happy Gilmore. 704 00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:53,625 - He's handsome. - Yes. 705 00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:55,375 He returns after ten years. 706 00:39:55,458 --> 00:39:57,500 CHAMPION IN 96, 99, 02, 04, 11, 12 707 00:39:57,583 --> 00:39:59,083 The guys filled your locker. 708 00:40:01,291 --> 00:40:05,333 Bengay, Tums. Preparation H, yes. 709 00:40:05,416 --> 00:40:06,833 MiraLAX, always good. 710 00:40:06,916 --> 00:40:10,750 And diapers. They exaggerate. 711 00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:18,291 You didn't play with the Bruins, 712 00:40:18,375 --> 00:40:20,375 but you could make it to the top five. 713 00:40:20,458 --> 00:40:25,208 I doubt it, Tony. I just hope to be selected. 714 00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:26,791 Hey, Mr. Gilmore, Sergio told me 715 00:40:26,875 --> 00:40:30,416 that you went without a shopping cart in your first tournament. No? 716 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:32,416 Did he say that? No. 717 00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:35,708 Actually, yes, but I didn't know the rules. 718 00:40:35,791 --> 00:40:37,166 It's crazy. 719 00:40:37,250 --> 00:40:40,625 Yes, it was stupid. It's incredible. 720 00:40:48,250 --> 00:40:52,416 Hello, friend. Good to see you. Here's what happened. 721 00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:56,250 My usual shopping cart has moved in Switzerland for tax reasons, 722 00:40:56,333 --> 00:40:58,583 so I have no choice. 723 00:40:58,666 --> 00:41:01,500 What do you say, you and me, like the good old days? 724 00:41:01,583 --> 00:41:03,250 That's nice, Mr. Gilmore, 725 00:41:03,333 --> 00:41:06,500 but I can't be your shopping cart today. 726 00:41:06,583 --> 00:41:10,041 You are no longer angry because I was choking you, right? 727 00:41:10,125 --> 00:41:11,625 No, that's not it. 728 00:41:11,708 --> 00:41:14,041 But I'm not a caddy anymore. 729 00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:17,291 I'm playing now. We're playing together today. 730 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:20,833 I didn't know the blond guy. Alright, see you on the ground. 731 00:41:20,916 --> 00:41:21,750 Yes, see you later. 732 00:41:23,291 --> 00:41:24,250 The blond one. 733 00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:30,000 My name is Will, and I'm still mad at you for suffocating me, you damn bastard. 734 00:41:30,083 --> 00:41:32,708 We start in a few minutes, 735 00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:37,375 and Happy Gilmore still forms a new shopping cart. 736 00:41:37,458 --> 00:41:39,166 It's a stick, or a club. Yes. 737 00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:41,250 A club. Like a club sandwich. 738 00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:42,833 Not a club sandwich. 739 00:41:42,916 --> 00:41:45,416 Let's go see our dear Gary Potter, who speaks 740 00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:48,333 to the best player in the ranking, Scottie Scheffler. 741 00:41:48,416 --> 00:41:49,333 Thank you, Verne. 742 00:41:49,416 --> 00:41:51,416 Scottie, you're on a roll. 743 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:53,666 My God. You see the ball and the hole, 744 00:41:53,750 --> 00:41:56,666 and the position of the ball and hole, it's great. 745 00:41:56,750 --> 00:41:58,208 Is that a question, Gary? 746 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,166 If you are the best, that means that the others are the worst? 747 00:42:03,208 --> 00:42:04,458 I'm going to warm up. 748 00:42:04,541 --> 00:42:07,958 It's always great talking to Scottie. Over to you, Verne. 749 00:42:08,041 --> 00:42:09,500 Thanks, Gary. 750 00:42:10,583 --> 00:42:14,833 The trio of Justin Thomas, Will Zalatoris 751 00:42:14,916 --> 00:42:18,416 and Happy Gilmore will start playing. 752 00:42:26,083 --> 00:42:27,916 Well done, JT. 753 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,708 I'm under pressure in front of Happy. 754 00:42:29,791 --> 00:42:31,125 My family adores you. 755 00:42:31,208 --> 00:42:33,166 I encourage you. I have to stop. 756 00:42:33,250 --> 00:42:35,708 No. Go on. I need love. 757 00:42:35,791 --> 00:42:36,625 All right. 758 00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:38,958 On the starting area, This is Zalatoris, Will. 759 00:42:40,833 --> 00:42:41,750 Is that your name? 760 00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:46,083 “Is that your name?” What an idiot. 761 00:42:46,166 --> 00:42:50,000 I'm a little intimidated. Everyone made great shots. 762 00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:52,500 Would you like some water? Breadsticks? 763 00:42:52,583 --> 00:42:55,666 No. I'm going to go to my happy place. 764 00:42:56,791 --> 00:42:58,416 All right. I will be here. 765 00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:07,541 It doesn't work. I don't drink beer anymore. 766 00:43:08,625 --> 00:43:09,791 GOOD. 767 00:43:09,875 --> 00:43:12,750 On the starting area, Gilmore, Happy. 768 00:43:12,833 --> 00:43:14,500 Welcome back, Happy! 769 00:43:14,583 --> 00:43:18,750 Golf fans are delighted to see Happy Gilmore again, 770 00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:20,625 but at 58 years old, 771 00:43:20,708 --> 00:43:25,375 even Gilmore must wonder if he can defeat the best of today. 772 00:43:25,458 --> 00:43:26,333 Hey, Happy! 773 00:43:26,416 --> 00:43:28,416 I'm going to have to change my happy place 774 00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:31,750 for something a little over my age. 775 00:43:41,833 --> 00:43:44,333 CHOLESTEROL LOW 776 00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:49,875 You are capable! 777 00:44:01,041 --> 00:44:02,708 Yes. 778 00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:28,708 All right. 779 00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:30,791 Thanks, Happy! 780 00:44:31,875 --> 00:44:34,500 Come on! 781 00:44:35,458 --> 00:44:37,583 This is the first time that I do this. THANKS. 782 00:44:37,666 --> 00:44:40,333 All right. You have to go there. 783 00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:42,833 But bring this. You should always bring them. 784 00:44:43,625 --> 00:44:45,625 All right? That's it. 785 00:44:45,708 --> 00:44:46,583 I'm sorry. 786 00:44:46,666 --> 00:44:49,333 No. There is a strap, if you want to use it. 787 00:45:01,916 --> 00:45:05,333 A snake! Take it off, dammit! 788 00:45:05,416 --> 00:45:07,041 Catch the snake! 789 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,916 Come on. 790 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:15,750 Aim! Yes baby! 791 00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:20,458 Come on, Happy! 792 00:45:21,083 --> 00:45:22,666 I don't drink. 793 00:45:23,666 --> 00:45:25,000 Coffee? 794 00:45:25,083 --> 00:45:28,250 That, I can! Come on. 795 00:45:28,333 --> 00:45:31,458 Drink, drink, drink! 796 00:45:33,583 --> 00:45:36,041 Yes! 797 00:45:37,541 --> 00:45:40,541 Yes! Come on! Yes! 798 00:45:47,125 --> 00:45:49,583 Gosh! 799 00:46:02,666 --> 00:46:04,250 Always the best, Happy! 800 00:46:05,291 --> 00:46:06,583 My children. Sorry. 801 00:46:06,666 --> 00:46:08,625 - Hi. Good to see you! - There they are. 802 00:46:08,708 --> 00:46:11,208 Dad is at the starting area… Look at my drive. 803 00:46:11,291 --> 00:46:14,333 Please. THANKS. Okay, guys. It's for you. 804 00:46:19,708 --> 00:46:21,916 Dad succeeded. 805 00:46:22,958 --> 00:46:24,291 What are you doing? 806 00:46:24,375 --> 00:46:27,458 Gordon! It is necessary you should see a doctor for that! 807 00:46:27,541 --> 00:46:28,583 Happy! 808 00:46:28,666 --> 00:46:31,666 On this second day, pumped up by his admirers, 809 00:46:31,750 --> 00:46:34,916 Happy Gilmore rose among the ten best. 810 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,791 Oscar. Where were you? Who is it? 811 00:46:37,875 --> 00:46:40,000 This is Esteban, my caddy. 812 00:46:40,083 --> 00:46:41,000 - Okay. - Steven. 813 00:46:41,083 --> 00:46:42,208 Steven, delighted to… 814 00:46:42,291 --> 00:46:44,875 No. The shopping carts do not have of shopping cart. Sorry. 815 00:46:44,958 --> 00:46:46,333 No? Can he play? 816 00:46:46,416 --> 00:46:47,875 How so? He is not… 817 00:46:47,958 --> 00:46:50,375 It's a professional tournament. He has to leave. 818 00:46:55,041 --> 00:46:57,916 Happy Gilmore! Okay, that's okay. All right. 819 00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,833 All right. Ciao. Adios. All right. 820 00:46:59,916 --> 00:47:01,500 He took his cap. 821 00:47:01,583 --> 00:47:02,416 Come on! 822 00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:07,083 We have to play. Give me wood number 1. 823 00:47:14,208 --> 00:47:15,625 Damn. 824 00:47:17,583 --> 00:47:20,291 Wait! Please! 825 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,333 There, he understands. 826 00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:30,208 -Happy! - There you go. 827 00:47:30,291 --> 00:47:32,875 Dad! 828 00:47:32,958 --> 00:47:38,125 Saturday is approaching, two shots late. He's come a long way, Happy Gilmore. 829 00:47:38,208 --> 00:47:39,833 Well done, Happy! 830 00:47:51,666 --> 00:47:54,791 Happy is the best! 831 00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:57,083 Happy! Happy! Happy! 832 00:47:58,291 --> 00:48:01,583 I try to look at your daddy play golf! 833 00:48:01,666 --> 00:48:04,416 - Guys, we can't hear anything! - Come on, guys. 834 00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:06,791 Nobody expected that. 835 00:48:06,875 --> 00:48:08,458 Happy Gilmore. 836 00:48:08,541 --> 00:48:12,041 From the sofa to the top of the rankings. 837 00:48:12,125 --> 00:48:14,833 It must have just been a nostalgic thing. 838 00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:19,000 and it became one of the best series of three parts never seen before. 839 00:48:19,083 --> 00:48:22,291 If I miss the cut, 840 00:48:22,375 --> 00:48:25,125 it's going to roll off the green, so... 841 00:48:25,208 --> 00:48:27,000 - I see. - Yes. 842 00:48:27,083 --> 00:48:28,375 What is green? 843 00:48:28,458 --> 00:48:31,083 You know what? Don't worry about that. 844 00:48:31,166 --> 00:48:34,166 I'm just looking positive energy, you know? 845 00:48:34,250 --> 00:48:35,125 Can I help? 846 00:48:35,208 --> 00:48:38,083 Yes. Do you remember the happy place where did I go? 847 00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:40,208 - Yes. - Find yours. 848 00:48:40,958 --> 00:48:42,375 Okay, I'll try. 849 00:48:48,541 --> 00:48:49,541 Are you okay, buddy? 850 00:48:50,041 --> 00:48:52,125 What do you have there? Honey? 851 00:48:53,291 --> 00:48:57,416 It's what? 852 00:48:57,500 --> 00:48:59,750 Is it about work? Come on… 853 00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:04,416 It’s… Come on, dude. 854 00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:10,583 No. Not a bear. 855 00:49:10,666 --> 00:49:12,958 Damn table attendant! 856 00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:23,166 - I am happy now. Go for it. - Yes. 857 00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:24,541 Yes. 858 00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:27,750 You imagined a bear eating the waiter, right? 859 00:49:27,833 --> 00:49:28,708 Yes. 860 00:49:28,791 --> 00:49:31,000 I was sure of it. Was there honey? 861 00:49:32,416 --> 00:49:33,958 I love it. 862 00:49:34,041 --> 00:49:35,208 Come on, Happy. 863 00:49:36,208 --> 00:49:37,458 Come on, Happy. 864 00:49:40,625 --> 00:49:43,166 Oh, no. I don't see it stopping. 865 00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:44,833 One minute. 866 00:49:44,916 --> 00:49:47,916 Zalatoris Lair to the rescue! 867 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,083 Yes, the Blonde! 868 00:49:49,875 --> 00:49:52,041 And the fairy tale continues. 869 00:49:52,125 --> 00:49:55,750 Happy Gilmore takes us back to the past. 870 00:49:58,375 --> 00:50:00,583 - No. Not yet. - Come here. Come on! 871 00:50:01,875 --> 00:50:03,791 It has to be done! 872 00:50:06,833 --> 00:50:10,125 I love it! Yes, Oscar! 873 00:50:11,083 --> 00:50:13,375 Less than two months after hitting bottom 874 00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:15,250 and caused a cart accident, 875 00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:18,708 Happy Gilmore is 18 holes of a seventh golden jacket. 876 00:50:18,791 --> 00:50:20,250 GILMORE BACK AT THE TOP 877 00:50:20,333 --> 00:50:21,958 The only explanation is 878 00:50:22,041 --> 00:50:25,875 that Happy Gilmore shook hands 879 00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:29,375 of Satan, aka the devil! 880 00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:32,208 All right. Come on! Happy! 881 00:50:32,291 --> 00:50:33,791 - Well done, Mr. Gilmore. - How are you? 882 00:50:33,875 --> 00:50:35,041 You were great. Wow! 883 00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:37,875 We rolled around. It was okay. We were lucky. 884 00:50:37,958 --> 00:50:39,791 Hello, Mr. Gilmore. Billy Jenkins. 885 00:50:39,875 --> 00:50:41,791 - Nice to meet you, Bobby. -Billy. 886 00:50:41,875 --> 00:50:44,583 Billy was on fire today. He surprised me. 887 00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:47,208 I have never played so well. I am second. 888 00:50:47,291 --> 00:50:48,666 We're playing together tomorrow. 889 00:50:48,750 --> 00:50:50,250 No joke. I'm eager to. 890 00:50:50,333 --> 00:50:53,083 I have never been in the running. It's my dream. 891 00:50:53,166 --> 00:50:55,125 You'll love it. The five best 892 00:50:55,208 --> 00:50:57,833 will be able to play against the puppets of the new league. 893 00:50:57,916 --> 00:50:59,791 What is this idiot and his league? 894 00:50:59,875 --> 00:51:01,500 He came to talk to me about it. 895 00:51:01,583 --> 00:51:04,416 He had the worst breath that I have felt in my life. 896 00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:05,833 It stank of corpses 897 00:51:05,916 --> 00:51:08,041 or donkey shit, in his mouth. 898 00:51:08,125 --> 00:51:10,166 It was terrible. Okay, I have a meeting. 899 00:51:10,250 --> 00:51:12,500 I love you, Bubba. David, delighted. 900 00:51:12,583 --> 00:51:13,833 It's Billy. 901 00:51:14,833 --> 00:51:19,208 In short, I no longer have the right to buy markers 902 00:51:19,291 --> 00:51:20,791 in Connecticut. 903 00:51:20,875 --> 00:51:23,750 My name is Nate and I've been sober for a day. 904 00:51:26,916 --> 00:51:29,291 Nate, you are a role model for us all. 905 00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:31,666 What? 906 00:51:31,750 --> 00:51:33,666 Finally, I would like to emphasize 907 00:51:33,750 --> 00:51:36,166 the feat of our friend, Happy. 908 00:51:36,250 --> 00:51:39,375 We watched you play, Mr. Gilmore. Very inspiring. 909 00:51:39,458 --> 00:51:44,083 Yes! Happy Gilmore, which revives interest blacks for golf. 910 00:51:44,833 --> 00:51:46,291 Indeed, Bessie. 911 00:51:46,375 --> 00:51:49,375 I just hope Happy succeeds to play just as well tomorrow. 912 00:51:50,083 --> 00:51:51,958 Because tomorrow is… 913 00:51:54,083 --> 00:51:55,291 Mother's Day. 914 00:51:58,708 --> 00:52:02,291 Welcome to the final round of the championship. 915 00:52:02,375 --> 00:52:04,041 Here are the leaders. 916 00:52:04,125 --> 00:52:05,458 Craftsman Billy Jenkins, 917 00:52:05,541 --> 00:52:10,000 who tastes success for the first time after a mediocre career. 918 00:52:10,083 --> 00:52:11,666 His only obstacle, 919 00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:16,625 a golf magician called Happy Octavius Gilmore. 920 00:52:16,708 --> 00:52:18,833 Octavius ​​is his middle name? 921 00:52:18,916 --> 00:52:21,166 No, but it sounds good, right? 922 00:52:21,916 --> 00:52:22,916 One minute. 923 00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:27,041 No shorts here, Mr. Jenkins. This gives a two-stroke penalty. 924 00:52:27,125 --> 00:52:28,625 It's not serious. 925 00:52:28,708 --> 00:52:31,958 I don't want to be hot. It makes my balls itch. 926 00:52:32,833 --> 00:52:35,666 Does he show confidence? or stupidity? 927 00:52:42,166 --> 00:52:45,500 Now, on the starting area, Gilmore, Happy. 928 00:52:45,583 --> 00:52:47,083 Well done, young man. 929 00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:51,333 Happy Gilmore will try to maintain his eight-shot lead 930 00:52:51,416 --> 00:52:53,625 on this glorious Mother’s Day. 931 00:53:07,250 --> 00:53:10,666 Gilmore aimed right, and that's where the ball went. 932 00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:12,791 There are a lot of holes left. 933 00:53:12,875 --> 00:53:13,791 Yes. 934 00:53:14,708 --> 00:53:16,083 How are you. 935 00:53:21,958 --> 00:53:23,166 Mr. McGavin. 936 00:53:24,208 --> 00:53:25,375 Slept well? 937 00:53:25,458 --> 00:53:28,291 This place is awesome. 938 00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:29,875 Pillows, steam shower, 939 00:53:29,958 --> 00:53:31,083 free porn, 940 00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:33,916 thick pancakes. My God. 941 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,833 Shall we explore the place? 942 00:53:35,916 --> 00:53:37,375 Shall I show you what we do? 943 00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:41,416 You will have fresh pancakes on our return. 944 00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:42,625 All right. 945 00:53:44,208 --> 00:53:45,583 Slippers? 946 00:53:45,666 --> 00:53:48,125 Could you also wear panties? 947 00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:49,583 It's okay, Happy. 948 00:53:49,666 --> 00:53:51,541 Hello, Happy. Do you remember me? 949 00:53:53,041 --> 00:53:55,708 My father was your boss, under construction. 950 00:53:55,791 --> 00:53:57,458 I'm proud of you. 951 00:53:57,541 --> 00:54:00,125 Hi, thank you very much, Mr. Larson. 952 00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:04,125 Draco Larson. Little Drago Larson? 953 00:54:04,208 --> 00:54:06,500 Yeah! My God! 954 00:54:06,583 --> 00:54:10,041 I always regretted what I did to your father and the story of the nail. 955 00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:11,583 After removing it, 956 00:54:11,666 --> 00:54:13,875 he missed it, so he had it put back. 957 00:54:13,958 --> 00:54:15,541 All right. 958 00:54:15,625 --> 00:54:17,500 He died a few years ago. 959 00:54:17,583 --> 00:54:19,333 I'm sorry. What happened? 960 00:54:19,416 --> 00:54:21,208 He turned over in his sleep. 961 00:54:21,291 --> 00:54:22,416 Oh yes. 962 00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:25,833 At least I still have my mother. We all need our mother. 963 00:54:26,541 --> 00:54:28,916 - Yes. - Happy has five children, mom. 964 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,416 Happy Mother’s Day to your wife. 965 00:54:32,416 --> 00:54:34,000 His wife is dead. 966 00:54:34,708 --> 00:54:37,291 I'm sorry, my darling. 967 00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:39,500 Why didn't you tell me, Jerko? 968 00:54:39,583 --> 00:54:41,791 Don't hit me, mom. 969 00:54:41,875 --> 00:54:43,458 Which club do you prefer? 970 00:54:43,541 --> 00:54:44,666 Come on, Gilmore! 971 00:54:44,750 --> 00:54:46,666 Give me a wedge. 972 00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:53,166 Come on, Happy. 973 00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:56,708 - Every boy needs a mother. - But we don't have any. 974 00:54:56,791 --> 00:54:58,125 It's going to be okay, Happy. 975 00:54:58,208 --> 00:54:59,666 - You are capable. - It'll be OK. 976 00:54:59,750 --> 00:55:01,208 Do it. Come on, Happy. 977 00:55:09,291 --> 00:55:10,791 I have to go to the bathroom. 978 00:55:13,916 --> 00:55:15,750 You've come at just the right time, Shooter. 979 00:55:15,833 --> 00:55:17,083 It's going to change. 980 00:55:17,166 --> 00:55:18,541 What? 981 00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:21,000 Golf. New and improved. 982 00:55:22,416 --> 00:55:24,375 Gilmore must love that. 983 00:55:24,458 --> 00:55:26,875 I don't know. Happy Gilmore is a broken man. 984 00:55:27,583 --> 00:55:28,625 A broken man? 985 00:55:28,708 --> 00:55:30,583 Yes, since his wife died. 986 00:55:31,125 --> 00:55:33,250 Wait, Virginia Venit? 987 00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:34,625 Was her name like that? 988 00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:36,333 My God. 989 00:55:38,666 --> 00:55:40,291 Pet recognized. 990 00:55:42,458 --> 00:55:43,958 Okay, come in. 991 00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:45,958 Our current leader, Happy Gilmore, 992 00:55:46,041 --> 00:55:49,416 has been in the toilet for a long time. 993 00:56:32,208 --> 00:56:33,875 Let's play golf. 994 00:56:36,041 --> 00:56:39,208 Billy Jenkins plays an exceptional part. 995 00:56:40,458 --> 00:56:44,166 Meanwhile, Happy Gilmore struggles to stay in the aisle. 996 00:56:47,666 --> 00:56:49,250 Cart path. 997 00:56:51,750 --> 00:56:53,583 Want a sip of my No. 3 Wood? 998 00:56:53,666 --> 00:56:55,541 - No, thanks. - All right. 999 00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:01,416 If you scratch her, I'll hurt you. 1000 00:57:04,291 --> 00:57:06,125 Thank you, Lord! 1001 00:57:06,916 --> 00:57:08,125 It's far from over. 1002 00:57:08,208 --> 00:57:10,250 What does Mother's Day mean to you? 1003 00:57:10,333 --> 00:57:13,750 Do you want to go fuck yourself, Gary? 1004 00:57:16,416 --> 00:57:17,416 He is sick. 1005 00:57:24,541 --> 00:57:28,333 And everything collapses for Happy Gilmore… 1006 00:57:28,416 --> 00:57:32,250 Happy is drunk! 1007 00:57:32,333 --> 00:57:35,875 …who is totally staggering towards the end of the route. 1008 00:57:37,833 --> 00:57:41,708 I'll show you the foundation of Golf Maxi. 1009 00:57:44,916 --> 00:57:47,166 A radio from 1957. 1010 00:57:47,916 --> 00:57:49,000 Who is Ben Daggett? 1011 00:57:49,083 --> 00:57:53,541 He's the only guy who hit farther as Happy Octavius Gilmore. 1012 00:57:54,791 --> 00:57:56,250 Why doesn't that mean anything to me? 1013 00:57:56,333 --> 00:57:58,750 This degenerate didn't know how to roll. 1014 00:57:58,833 --> 00:58:01,375 He traveled the country in the 1950s 1015 00:58:01,458 --> 00:58:03,583 and dominated long drive tournaments. 1016 00:58:03,666 --> 00:58:06,708 He could throw the ball 500 yards. 1017 00:58:06,791 --> 00:58:10,000 One day, a crook to whom he owed money stuffed him 1018 00:58:10,083 --> 00:58:12,500 a golf shoe in the butt. 1019 00:58:13,333 --> 00:58:15,666 That's when the radio was taken. 1020 00:58:18,041 --> 00:58:20,250 Do you see anything unusual? 1021 00:58:20,333 --> 00:58:23,958 There seems to be a shoe in the rectal region. 1022 00:58:24,041 --> 00:58:26,250 It's true. But do you see that? 1023 00:58:26,333 --> 00:58:29,750 This is the iliolumbar ligament. Why is it in two pieces? 1024 00:58:29,833 --> 00:58:32,208 Let me guess. The shoe in the butt? 1025 00:58:32,291 --> 00:58:33,708 - No. - No? 1026 00:58:33,791 --> 00:58:35,750 It happened much earlier in his life. 1027 00:58:35,833 --> 00:58:39,000 Daggett had a go-kart accident as a child. 1028 00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:41,791 The rupture of the ligament occurred in his childhood 1029 00:58:41,875 --> 00:58:44,625 increased the amplitude from the movement of his hips, 1030 00:58:44,708 --> 00:58:46,833 extraordinarily improving torque 1031 00:58:46,916 --> 00:58:49,125 and the speed of his stick. 1032 00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:53,708 He sent her far because of the shoe. 1033 00:58:53,791 --> 00:58:56,291 Are you going to stop with the shoe? 1034 00:58:56,375 --> 00:58:59,458 It's the kart accident which caused the rupture of the ligament 1035 00:58:59,541 --> 00:59:01,791 and made him a phenomenon long strokes. 1036 00:59:02,333 --> 00:59:04,291 What about other golfers? 1037 00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:06,958 We broke their iliolumbar ligament. 1038 00:59:07,041 --> 00:59:10,083 It's cheating. Who would accept such surgery? 1039 00:59:10,916 --> 00:59:13,416 Players good enough to play with the pros, 1040 00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:15,666 but unable to beat the legends. 1041 00:59:23,791 --> 00:59:27,791 It's all in the hips, Grandpa. It's all in the hips. 1042 00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:32,083 Shooter, you will be the captain of the Maxi team. 1043 00:59:33,458 --> 00:59:35,916 - Thank you so much. - Of course, Mr. Manatee. 1044 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,833 Pancakes next time. 1045 00:59:37,916 --> 00:59:40,291 And I haven't shown you the best. 1046 00:59:43,625 --> 00:59:46,166 18 holes? It's boring. 1047 00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:47,625 We make seven holes. 1048 00:59:48,208 --> 00:59:50,916 Is it too slow? We have timers. 1049 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,125 My God, this is scandalous. 1050 00:59:53,208 --> 00:59:55,208 That's a lot. I understand. 1051 00:59:55,291 --> 00:59:58,000 I don't want to know anything about this... 1052 00:59:59,250 --> 01:00:01,041 This abomination. 1053 01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:04,041 Shooting was difficult to get you released. 1054 01:00:04,833 --> 01:00:07,666 But it should be easy to send you back there. 1055 01:00:07,750 --> 01:00:09,000 Yes? 1056 01:00:10,250 --> 01:00:11,375 Damn, it's hot. 1057 01:00:11,458 --> 01:00:13,416 - You like it hot, it seems. - And you? 1058 01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:28,916 My eye! 1059 01:00:32,833 --> 01:00:36,750 Yesterday, Happy Gilmore had the world of sport behind him, 1060 01:00:36,833 --> 01:00:40,291 and now he has destroyed all these good energies. 1061 01:00:40,375 --> 01:00:42,625 - Go to your happy place! - No! 1062 01:00:42,708 --> 01:00:45,333 He also lost his chance to face the Maxi League, 1063 01:00:45,416 --> 01:00:48,083 since he finished in sixth position. 1064 01:00:48,166 --> 01:00:50,875 Jenkins will therefore lead the team of five men 1065 01:00:50,958 --> 01:00:55,458 against the new Maxi League… At least, that's what we thought. 1066 01:00:55,541 --> 01:00:57,291 Sorry to spoil the party, 1067 01:00:57,375 --> 01:01:01,916 but I am a member of the Maxi Golf League. 1068 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,708 Goodbye, traditional golf. Farewell. 1069 01:01:04,791 --> 01:01:06,666 Yes. Billy is in a league 1070 01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:09,500 where we strike far, we look cool and we know how to party. 1071 01:01:09,583 --> 01:01:12,000 Above all, our players are “Maxi good”. 1072 01:01:12,083 --> 01:01:13,375 Give me the jacket. 1073 01:01:13,458 --> 01:01:15,125 According to my legal sources, 1074 01:01:15,208 --> 01:01:17,291 Gilmore's actions violated an agreement 1075 01:01:17,375 --> 01:01:20,583 linked to his drunken accident this year, 1076 01:01:20,666 --> 01:01:24,125 but he got away with it thanks to an ally which caused a distraction. 1077 01:01:26,625 --> 01:01:29,750 Hey Draco, You forgot your panties, asshole! 1078 01:01:29,833 --> 01:01:32,625 Gilmore now risks six years in state prison, 1079 01:01:32,708 --> 01:01:35,916 but I hope golf fans of the world will obtain justice 1080 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:41,291 and that he will be condemned to the chair electric as it fully deserves. 1081 01:01:41,375 --> 01:01:42,708 UNKNOWN COMINGS AND COMINGS 1082 01:01:57,125 --> 01:02:00,250 Virginia, I'm sorry that you are no longer with us. 1083 01:02:00,333 --> 01:02:02,625 You were a woman in a men's league. 1084 01:02:02,708 --> 01:02:05,375 It couldn't have been easy. Eh? 1085 01:02:06,166 --> 01:02:11,291 Yes. And sorry for asking to go get me a Pepsi. 1086 01:02:11,375 --> 01:02:12,291 Diet. 1087 01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:17,375 Gilmore. 1088 01:02:18,125 --> 01:02:19,875 Shooter McGavin. 1089 01:02:19,958 --> 01:02:25,791 The last time I saw you, you were running in slow motion with my gold jacket. 1090 01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:27,291 It was my jacket. 1091 01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:30,625 Take it. I have five more. 1092 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:36,041 You wouldn't have won them if I wasn't... 1093 01:02:36,125 --> 01:02:38,250 What? To the insane asylum? 1094 01:02:38,916 --> 01:02:40,750 You stole my life. 1095 01:02:40,833 --> 01:02:44,500 Why would I want to steal life from someone 1096 01:02:45,416 --> 01:02:48,333 who eats shit... 1097 01:02:48,416 --> 01:02:51,166 - You… - … for lunch? 1098 01:02:59,375 --> 01:03:01,375 End of game, dammit. 1099 01:03:04,625 --> 01:03:05,625 - Come on. - All right. 1100 01:03:05,708 --> 01:03:07,583 - Come on. - Shall we box now? 1101 01:03:07,666 --> 01:03:08,666 - You want? - Yes. 1102 01:03:08,750 --> 01:03:10,791 Are you sure you want to? Come on. 1103 01:03:18,625 --> 01:03:19,458 Come here. 1104 01:03:21,291 --> 01:03:22,416 For you, grandma. 1105 01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:24,583 Sorry I lost the house again. 1106 01:03:24,666 --> 01:03:25,875 - Yes. - Hello, grandma. 1107 01:03:25,958 --> 01:03:27,750 Don't talk to my grandma! 1108 01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:29,375 Come on. 1109 01:03:29,458 --> 01:03:30,583 DONALD “CON” FLOYD 1110 01:03:31,125 --> 01:03:32,416 Stupid! 1111 01:03:44,583 --> 01:03:46,041 It was the first round. 1112 01:03:46,125 --> 01:03:49,416 It's over, son. You won, let's say. 1113 01:03:50,500 --> 01:03:53,666 Should I wear a bun, to act stupid? 1114 01:03:53,750 --> 01:03:56,791 And play against the demon? 1115 01:03:56,875 --> 01:03:59,333 My guy. It was good. Second round. 1116 01:04:00,208 --> 01:04:01,833 All right. We're even. 1117 01:04:01,916 --> 01:04:03,541 Come on. You like it. 1118 01:04:04,416 --> 01:04:06,833 - Standing. Absolutely. - THANKS. 1119 01:04:06,916 --> 01:04:10,375 All right. Are your ligaments hips are broken? 1120 01:04:11,458 --> 01:04:12,458 I don't think so. 1121 01:04:12,541 --> 01:04:14,916 We've already kicked a shoe into you in the buttocks? 1122 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,666 Not to my knowledge. 1123 01:04:16,750 --> 01:04:18,875 You know you're asking me strange questions? 1124 01:04:18,958 --> 01:04:22,291 Apparently, if our ligament of the hip is detached, 1125 01:04:22,375 --> 01:04:23,791 we can hit further. 1126 01:04:23,875 --> 01:04:28,208 No. For my drives, I always use the traditional way. Rage. 1127 01:04:28,291 --> 01:04:29,416 Yes. 1128 01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:31,791 Do you want to take off your pajamas? I live near here. 1129 01:04:31,875 --> 01:04:32,916 Yes, thank you. 1130 01:04:33,541 --> 01:04:37,166 Sir! Get me out of here! 1131 01:04:37,250 --> 01:04:39,083 LADY IN NURSING HOME 1132 01:04:45,041 --> 01:04:47,416 There's a warrant out for your arrest, Dad. 1133 01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:49,250 You should hide in the basement. 1134 01:04:49,333 --> 01:04:51,458 I should give myself up. To end it. 1135 01:04:51,541 --> 01:04:54,416 - We'll ask the lawyer. - Did you hire a lawyer? 1136 01:04:54,500 --> 01:04:56,750 All right. What do I look like? 1137 01:04:57,250 --> 01:04:58,583 You look like my father. 1138 01:04:59,375 --> 01:05:00,416 Yes. 1139 01:05:00,500 --> 01:05:03,083 But I don't wear that ridiculous Bruins jersey. 1140 01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:07,625 All right. 1141 01:05:09,291 --> 01:05:10,375 Open the door. 1142 01:05:14,541 --> 01:05:18,458 Mr. Gilmore. Mr. McGavin. John Daly. 1143 01:05:18,541 --> 01:05:19,958 Glad to see you again. 1144 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:23,375 Are you the lawyer? You were the tax guy, right? 1145 01:05:23,458 --> 01:05:26,416 Yes, but I had enough to make myself hated by everyone 1146 01:05:26,500 --> 01:05:28,708 and get thrown out the glass door. 1147 01:05:28,791 --> 01:05:29,958 Do you hate me? 1148 01:05:34,083 --> 01:05:36,125 - Yes. - So, I studied law. 1149 01:05:36,916 --> 01:05:40,250 You didn't want to be hated anymore and you became a lawyer? 1150 01:05:41,416 --> 01:05:43,375 - It's funny. - Lawyers are snobs. 1151 01:05:43,458 --> 01:05:44,875 Shit. 1152 01:05:45,708 --> 01:05:47,583 Let's sit down. We have a lot to say to each other. 1153 01:05:47,666 --> 01:05:49,916 I'm going to take a quick shower... 1154 01:05:50,583 --> 01:05:52,416 The girl has quite the body. 1155 01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:56,333 We no longer treat women like objects. 1156 01:05:57,666 --> 01:05:58,583 What? 1157 01:05:58,666 --> 01:06:03,333 Good news. The prosecutor withdrew the arrest warrant. 1158 01:06:03,416 --> 01:06:04,291 What? 1159 01:06:04,375 --> 01:06:06,625 Yes. Even if according to some spectators, 1160 01:06:06,708 --> 01:06:08,458 you seemed drunk during the tournament, 1161 01:06:08,541 --> 01:06:10,208 you did not take a breathalyzer test. 1162 01:06:10,291 --> 01:06:12,208 - And I have even better. - Yes? 1163 01:06:12,291 --> 01:06:14,208 You came sixth in the tournament. 1164 01:06:14,291 --> 01:06:17,166 Yes. I had forgotten. How much did I earn? 1165 01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:18,916 $496,000. 1166 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:20,291 - Oh my God! - No! 1167 01:06:20,375 --> 01:06:21,916 - No! What? - Damn it! 1168 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,083 Baby! 1169 01:06:24,166 --> 01:06:25,833 There you are going to hate me. 1170 01:06:25,916 --> 01:06:31,041 You have a fine of $500,000 for bad behavior. 1171 01:06:31,125 --> 01:06:33,958 So he lost $37,000? 1172 01:06:34,041 --> 01:06:35,541 No. $33,000, Dad. 1173 01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:39,041 That's $4,000, puppets. How is this good news? 1174 01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:42,333 You came sixth, but the winner, Billy Jenkins, 1175 01:06:42,416 --> 01:06:45,833 withdrew from the tournament team, because he plays with the bad guys. 1176 01:06:45,916 --> 01:06:47,208 So, you're on the team. 1177 01:06:47,291 --> 01:06:49,291 - Dad, that’s great! - Good, dad. 1178 01:06:49,375 --> 01:06:51,625 They don't want me. I'm ashamed. 1179 01:06:51,708 --> 01:06:53,291 I'm humiliated, dammit. 1180 01:06:53,375 --> 01:06:55,250 Come outside for a second. 1181 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:56,958 Next. 1182 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:04,375 Shooter, due to the declaration under oath of Mr. Manatee, 1183 01:07:04,458 --> 01:07:08,416 you are an escapee of a psychiatric institution. 1184 01:07:09,541 --> 01:07:11,125 Welcome to the club. 1185 01:07:12,916 --> 01:07:15,916 Dad, it doesn't matter if you play for this team or not. 1186 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,375 Stop drinking. 1187 01:07:17,458 --> 01:07:18,541 I stopped. But… 1188 01:07:18,625 --> 01:07:21,250 No buts. You must regain your serenity. 1189 01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:23,333 I am not calm. I… 1190 01:07:23,416 --> 01:07:25,166 I participated in this tournament 1191 01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:28,125 to give you the future you deserve, and I lost $4,000. 1192 01:07:28,208 --> 01:07:31,041 Do you think that with this money, would I leave you in this state? 1193 01:07:31,125 --> 01:07:33,625 You don't have to take care of me. I told you. 1194 01:07:33,708 --> 01:07:36,250 - We are a family. - You're stuck with us. 1195 01:07:36,333 --> 01:07:37,500 Yes, come on, dad. 1196 01:07:37,583 --> 01:07:39,541 You don't have to be stuck with me. 1197 01:07:39,625 --> 01:07:41,166 It's my fault, not yours. 1198 01:07:41,916 --> 01:07:43,791 This person could help you. 1199 01:07:47,791 --> 01:07:50,958 Hey you gotta hit harder on the ball 1200 01:07:51,041 --> 01:07:54,000 so she doesn't get stuck where the pirate hides his... 1201 01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:56,583 treasure and all that. 1202 01:07:56,666 --> 01:07:58,166 The hold? 1203 01:07:58,250 --> 01:08:00,958 Yes, the hold. Go ahead, kids. 1204 01:08:01,041 --> 01:08:03,625 - THANKS! - Are you Slim Peterson? 1205 01:08:03,708 --> 01:08:05,250 That's what they call me. 1206 01:08:05,333 --> 01:08:08,333 Your father, Chubbs, was my teacher. My name is Happy Gilmore… 1207 01:08:08,416 --> 01:08:09,708 I know who you are. 1208 01:08:09,791 --> 01:08:15,375 Hey! You have to send him under the octopus and hit one of its paws. 1209 01:08:15,458 --> 01:08:16,458 Its tentacles? 1210 01:08:16,541 --> 01:08:18,791 Yes, his testicles. What were you saying? 1211 01:08:18,875 --> 01:08:21,000 I need to talk to you for a few minutes. 1212 01:08:21,083 --> 01:08:23,666 Damn mosquitoes. They are everywhere. 1213 01:08:23,750 --> 01:08:25,083 - What… - Look. 1214 01:08:26,625 --> 01:08:27,708 An alligator? 1215 01:08:27,791 --> 01:08:30,208 A vending machine. I was short of change. 1216 01:08:30,291 --> 01:08:33,166 I wanted to have my cookies with chocolate chips. 1217 01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:37,333 Seeing you reminds me what I did to you. 1218 01:08:37,416 --> 01:08:38,583 What have you done to me? 1219 01:08:38,666 --> 01:08:41,250 The same as my children. I stole from a relative. 1220 01:08:41,333 --> 01:08:43,416 You have to forgive yourself for that. 1221 01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:44,541 I don't want to. 1222 01:08:44,625 --> 01:08:46,500 I refused to forgive you, too, 1223 01:08:46,583 --> 01:08:48,708 because it was easier to hate you 1224 01:08:48,791 --> 01:08:51,916 than to accept that my father would not come back. 1225 01:08:52,583 --> 01:08:56,208 I used hatred to keep it alive. 1226 01:08:56,291 --> 01:08:59,541 But when I forgave you, I became myself again. 1227 01:08:59,625 --> 01:09:02,458 And I knew it was what my father wanted me to be. 1228 01:09:06,041 --> 01:09:09,375 You loved your wife and my father. 1229 01:09:09,458 --> 01:09:11,375 And they loved you, period. 1230 01:09:11,458 --> 01:09:14,250 And do you know what they liked too? Golf. 1231 01:09:14,333 --> 01:09:15,791 My God, yes. 1232 01:09:15,875 --> 01:09:17,458 I spoke to your daughter, 1233 01:09:17,541 --> 01:09:20,291 and she told me that you could save golf 1234 01:09:20,375 --> 01:09:22,875 playing against a league of puppets? 1235 01:09:22,958 --> 01:09:26,208 So go give them a shot. 1236 01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:27,666 I will do it for them. 1237 01:09:30,208 --> 01:09:32,000 I'm really sorry. 1238 01:09:32,083 --> 01:09:34,250 Did you need to squeeze so hard? 1239 01:09:34,333 --> 01:09:36,166 I'm going to throw them away. I can… 1240 01:09:36,250 --> 01:09:38,250 No. Give them to me. I have glue. 1241 01:09:38,333 --> 01:09:39,541 Yes, I love you, boy. 1242 01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:41,708 Yes, thanks for stopping by. 1243 01:09:43,375 --> 01:09:46,250 You know, we could use some help. 1244 01:09:46,333 --> 01:09:50,958 Finally, we recognize my genius. Say no more. 1245 01:09:51,041 --> 01:09:52,250 All right. 1246 01:09:52,333 --> 01:09:53,958 Where are you going like this, Slim? 1247 01:09:54,041 --> 01:09:56,041 I'm going to help save golf, Charley. 1248 01:09:56,125 --> 01:10:00,041 If you leave now, don't come back again, you big pig. 1249 01:10:00,125 --> 01:10:04,125 I won't come back, sexy little english peasant girl. 1250 01:10:04,875 --> 01:10:06,208 Welcome, gentlemen. 1251 01:10:06,291 --> 01:10:09,625 You are the five golfers who will represent our circuit 1252 01:10:09,708 --> 01:10:12,541 in the rematch against the Maxi League. 1253 01:10:13,125 --> 01:10:16,375 You know how important it is to beat them. 1254 01:10:16,458 --> 01:10:20,666 And to talk about how we're doing accomplish that, here is Shooter McGavin. 1255 01:10:22,083 --> 01:10:24,083 Thanks, Doug. I'm taking over. 1256 01:10:25,291 --> 01:10:27,166 I want to talk to you about pressure. 1257 01:10:27,958 --> 01:10:31,333 As the best golfer from the 90s, 1258 01:10:31,958 --> 01:10:34,666 I've been through it, believe me, 1259 01:10:34,750 --> 01:10:37,625 but never so much than during my 30 years in prison. 1260 01:10:37,708 --> 01:10:41,125 As soon as I let my guard down a nanosecond... 1261 01:10:41,833 --> 01:10:43,000 Stabbed! 1262 01:10:43,541 --> 01:10:46,166 A knife in the stomach. 1263 01:10:46,916 --> 01:10:49,833 It seems that you are cold-blooded. 1264 01:10:49,916 --> 01:10:53,541 I viewed the images, and that's not what I saw. 1265 01:10:53,625 --> 01:10:55,791 What's going on there? 1266 01:10:55,875 --> 01:10:57,000 Bryson DeChambeau. 1267 01:10:58,125 --> 01:11:01,125 Portland Open 2022. Eighth hole. 1268 01:11:01,208 --> 01:11:02,833 You lead by two strokes. 1269 01:11:02,916 --> 01:11:05,791 You have the opportunity to consolidate your lead, and… 1270 01:11:07,750 --> 01:11:08,833 What? 1271 01:11:12,541 --> 01:11:13,791 Oops. 1272 01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:16,875 Come on. It happens to everyone to miss a putt. 1273 01:11:16,958 --> 01:11:18,750 Scottie Scheffler. 1274 01:11:19,708 --> 01:11:20,625 Oh, no. 1275 01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:22,958 2019 Cadillac Invitational. 1276 01:11:23,041 --> 01:11:25,416 Third hole. Equality. At the top of the ranking. 1277 01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:28,625 It's Sunday. The pressure is strong. And you… 1278 01:11:32,250 --> 01:11:33,541 In the woods. 1279 01:11:34,291 --> 01:11:37,208 The woods, Scottie? Are you afraid of winning? 1280 01:11:37,291 --> 01:11:39,333 - And you? - What? 1281 01:11:39,416 --> 01:11:42,750 Yes. The 1996 Tour Championship. Final round. 1282 01:11:42,833 --> 01:11:43,791 Don't do this. 1283 01:11:43,875 --> 01:11:45,416 No. It's not relevant. 1284 01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:47,500 Come on. Four moves ahead on the way back? 1285 01:11:47,583 --> 01:11:49,875 The winner got hit by a Volkswagen. 1286 01:11:49,958 --> 01:11:50,916 Stupid! 1287 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:55,375 All right! I don't have it perfectly handled the pressure, me neither, 1288 01:11:55,458 --> 01:11:58,375 but I saw your adversaries surgically modified. 1289 01:11:58,458 --> 01:12:01,583 I saw the monstrosity that they impose on you. 1290 01:12:01,666 --> 01:12:07,291 And if you can't handle the pressure, golf as we know it is over! 1291 01:12:09,583 --> 01:12:11,166 So, let's go! 1292 01:12:11,250 --> 01:12:13,000 Come on. Gathering. 1293 01:12:13,083 --> 01:12:14,083 All right. Three. 1294 01:12:14,166 --> 01:12:15,875 - One, two, three… Shooter! -Golf! 1295 01:12:21,291 --> 01:12:23,500 We're going to aim at a moving target. 1296 01:12:23,583 --> 01:12:24,875 Will the cuts move? 1297 01:12:24,958 --> 01:12:27,291 Damn, Rory. Anything goes for these commies. 1298 01:12:27,375 --> 01:12:29,416 - Oscar’s cousin… - Esteban. 1299 01:12:29,500 --> 01:12:33,625 Esteban is fast. And difficult to reach, it seems. 1300 01:12:33,708 --> 01:12:35,208 He starts at the red flag. 1301 01:12:35,291 --> 01:12:38,708 If he surrenders to the blue flag, we will not have done our job. 1302 01:12:38,791 --> 01:12:40,250 Does he agree to be hit? 1303 01:12:40,333 --> 01:12:41,458 Yes. He is paid. 1304 01:12:43,833 --> 01:12:44,791 What did he say? 1305 01:12:44,875 --> 01:12:46,375 That you won't touch him. 1306 01:12:46,458 --> 01:12:47,583 Oh yes? For what? 1307 01:12:47,666 --> 01:12:49,500 I'm fleeing! 1308 01:12:49,583 --> 01:12:51,875 Yes, he is shifty. I saw that. 1309 01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:12,125 Yes! 1310 01:13:12,750 --> 01:13:13,750 You touched me! 1311 01:13:14,500 --> 01:13:16,375 Come on, cousin. You're almost there. 1312 01:13:28,583 --> 01:13:30,625 Okay, stop! We got it. 1313 01:13:33,541 --> 01:13:34,958 Stop! Who did this? 1314 01:13:38,083 --> 01:13:40,791 Oscar. You sick person. 1315 01:13:41,791 --> 01:13:43,625 I have a hockey question for you. 1316 01:13:43,708 --> 01:13:45,541 When there is a battle, 1317 01:13:45,625 --> 01:13:48,625 a player always tries to tear off each other's sweater 1318 01:13:48,708 --> 01:13:50,375 - before beating him. - Yes. 1319 01:13:50,458 --> 01:13:51,416 - Yes. - Is it hard? 1320 01:13:51,500 --> 01:13:54,416 - No, it's easy. Shall I show you? - Yes, please. 1321 01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:56,541 Hey, buddy. Can I borrow from you? 1322 01:13:56,625 --> 01:13:58,916 Pull the sweater over your head. 1323 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,875 It blocks the arms. Do you understand? 1324 01:14:00,958 --> 01:14:02,500 - Yes. - KO. For money. 1325 01:14:02,583 --> 01:14:03,750 - Are you sure? - Yes. 1326 01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:05,333 All right. How much? 1327 01:14:05,416 --> 01:14:06,666 Fifty. 1328 01:14:06,750 --> 01:14:09,958 I give you a hundred. Let's go. Do you understand? 1329 01:14:10,041 --> 01:14:11,083 Yes. It was great. 1330 01:14:11,166 --> 01:14:13,791 - All right. Money. - That's it. I'm ruined. 1331 01:14:13,875 --> 01:14:15,458 - THANKS. - So. All right. 1332 01:14:15,541 --> 01:14:17,166 Great work today. 1333 01:14:17,250 --> 01:14:19,666 - Excellent. It's fun. - Yes. It was easy. 1334 01:14:19,750 --> 01:14:21,250 I love my job. 1335 01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:26,000 Two things matter in mini golf: angles and obstacles. 1336 01:14:26,083 --> 01:14:30,000 If you understand angles, you can avoid obstacles. 1337 01:14:30,083 --> 01:14:32,958 Let's play, try to figure out the angles. 1338 01:14:34,041 --> 01:14:35,666 Yes! Scheffler! 1339 01:14:38,291 --> 01:14:39,291 Yes, you are right. 1340 01:14:40,416 --> 01:14:44,833 We face these morons tomorrow. This is how I toughened up. 1341 01:14:52,416 --> 01:14:54,083 Oh, my God, Rory! 1342 01:14:55,333 --> 01:14:57,250 Oscar, show us this. 1343 01:15:18,041 --> 01:15:19,375 Do you want breadsticks? 1344 01:15:24,125 --> 01:15:26,708 A batting cage to toughen you up? 1345 01:15:26,791 --> 01:15:29,250 We are in your head. 1346 01:15:29,333 --> 01:15:31,375 We're more in yours, Brendan. 1347 01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:34,208 Otherwise you wouldn't be following us. 1348 01:15:34,291 --> 01:15:35,291 My name is Billy. 1349 01:15:35,375 --> 01:15:36,583 Calm down, Barry, 1350 01:15:36,666 --> 01:15:38,875 and remove yourself electric Royce, okay? 1351 01:15:39,583 --> 01:15:42,708 Happy, I don't want to humiliate you tomorrow. 1352 01:15:43,833 --> 01:15:46,000 You are in the DNA of my league. 1353 01:15:46,083 --> 01:15:48,041 You rebelled against traditions 1354 01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:50,291 and the complexity of golf, it was magnificent. 1355 01:15:50,375 --> 01:15:53,000 I give you one last chance to be part of it. 1356 01:15:53,083 --> 01:15:53,916 Fuck off. 1357 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:57,375 You look like Freddy Krueger from Starbucks. Exchange. 1358 01:15:58,041 --> 01:15:59,583 I'm offering you 10% of the company. 1359 01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:04,958 I can't believe I'm the one who defends traditions, but… 1360 01:16:05,041 --> 01:16:08,833 My wife loved golf just the way it was. 1361 01:16:08,916 --> 01:16:11,250 And she was right about almost everything. 1362 01:16:11,833 --> 01:16:15,791 Sorry, guys, but tomorrow, your stupid league is ruined. 1363 01:16:15,875 --> 01:16:18,791 No, tomorrow I finish the revolution that you started. 1364 01:16:18,875 --> 01:16:21,000 I heard your remark on my breath. 1365 01:16:21,083 --> 01:16:23,666 I suffer from gingivitis. It's hereditary, okay? 1366 01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:27,166 It comes from my great-grandfather. I'm sorry. 1367 01:16:27,250 --> 01:16:29,583 I feel it up to here. 1368 01:16:29,666 --> 01:16:31,458 And the wind blows that way. 1369 01:16:31,541 --> 01:16:34,041 You have to change something in your life. Believe me. 1370 01:16:55,333 --> 01:16:56,333 All right. 1371 01:16:57,458 --> 01:16:58,875 Come on, come on. Come closer. 1372 01:16:58,958 --> 01:17:01,833 Thank you for always giving me on the rails. 1373 01:17:01,916 --> 01:17:03,291 - I love you. - I love you. 1374 01:17:03,375 --> 01:17:06,750 It's not for dance school by Vivi. Is it to save golf? 1375 01:17:06,833 --> 01:17:08,250 Who knows? Maybe both, 1376 01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:10,375 but we will find a solution, I promise. 1377 01:17:10,458 --> 01:17:12,750 We are the Gilmores, and we don't know how to stop. 1378 01:17:12,833 --> 01:17:14,416 Yeah, dad, come on! 1379 01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:16,875 Don't forget John Daly, three meals a day. 1380 01:17:16,958 --> 01:17:17,833 - All right. - Yes. 1381 01:17:17,916 --> 01:17:19,416 - I love you. - You heard. 1382 01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:20,791 We're doing this for mom. 1383 01:17:20,875 --> 01:17:22,291 - For mom! - For mom. 1384 01:17:23,041 --> 01:17:24,375 - You are capable. - Yes. 1385 01:17:25,083 --> 01:17:26,750 She deserves it, yes. 1386 01:17:26,833 --> 01:17:28,083 Beat them, Dad. 1387 01:17:29,041 --> 01:17:30,041 Dad… 1388 01:17:31,083 --> 01:17:31,958 - It's okay. - Yes! 1389 01:17:32,041 --> 01:17:33,458 - What is it? - Let's go. 1390 01:17:33,541 --> 01:17:34,833 - You are capable. - Come on! 1391 01:17:34,916 --> 01:17:36,583 - What is it? - Stupid. 1392 01:17:37,291 --> 01:17:39,500 - Shit. - For real? 1393 01:17:47,083 --> 01:17:48,250 What are you doing, boy? 1394 01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:49,333 What is he doing? 1395 01:17:49,416 --> 01:17:51,166 Are you hitting my dad's car? 1396 01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:53,208 It's a family story! 1397 01:17:53,916 --> 01:17:56,583 Knock him out, guys! Come on! 1398 01:17:58,125 --> 01:17:59,166 What is he doing? 1399 01:17:59,250 --> 01:18:00,625 Get it! 1400 01:18:00,708 --> 01:18:01,916 Chase him! Yes! 1401 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,958 - Where are you going? Yes, run! - Catch him! 1402 01:18:04,041 --> 01:18:05,458 What the fuck is going on? 1403 01:18:09,083 --> 01:18:12,375 Welcome to a unique event in the annals of sport. 1404 01:18:13,083 --> 01:18:16,666 A unique confrontation between the best golf players 1405 01:18:17,250 --> 01:18:20,791 and the extravagant newcomers who try to supplant them. 1406 01:18:20,875 --> 01:18:22,583 Let's go. 1407 01:18:22,666 --> 01:18:25,500 Welcome to the Maxi Tournament event. 1408 01:18:25,583 --> 01:18:29,125 This is Verne Lundquist, with my colleague Jack Beard 1409 01:18:29,208 --> 01:18:32,791 and my new colleague, DJ Omar Gosh. 1410 01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:35,208 It's exciting to be here, Verne. 1411 01:18:37,958 --> 01:18:39,875 Dear inhabitants of the Earth! 1412 01:18:41,333 --> 01:18:44,833 Are you ready to be blown away? 1413 01:18:47,958 --> 01:18:51,791 I'm on tiptoe. I said…Thank you. 1414 01:18:51,875 --> 01:18:56,458 Are you ready to see some exciting golf that your head will explode? 1415 01:18:58,416 --> 01:19:00,958 Here are the Maxi golfers! 1416 01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:03,000 Come on, Harley! 1417 01:19:03,083 --> 01:19:04,875 This is Harley... 1418 01:19:05,833 --> 01:19:06,875 Flex! 1419 01:19:07,916 --> 01:19:08,916 Screech! 1420 01:19:09,583 --> 01:19:10,875 Ball 8! 1421 01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:15,041 And Tour champion Billy Jenkins! 1422 01:19:27,625 --> 01:19:29,916 GOOD. Let's welcome now their adversaries, 1423 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:32,958 Traditional Golfers with ordinary flavor. 1424 01:19:33,041 --> 01:19:34,291 Boo! 1425 01:19:42,958 --> 01:19:45,625 Shit! Is this Shooter McGavin? 1426 01:19:45,708 --> 01:19:47,000 Hey, who is there? 1427 01:19:47,083 --> 01:19:48,958 You never finished your pancakes. 1428 01:19:49,041 --> 01:19:50,583 Coffee in the other eye? 1429 01:19:51,333 --> 01:19:54,291 You are on leave from the insane asylum, Shitter? 1430 01:19:54,375 --> 01:19:56,791 - You can laugh, Blue Balls. - It's Ball 8! 1431 01:19:56,875 --> 01:19:59,416 You're Davis Miller, my brother's roommate. 1432 01:19:59,500 --> 01:20:02,500 It’s Ball 8 now! Greet him for me. 1433 01:20:02,583 --> 01:20:05,416 You found your outfits lost items from Comic-Con? 1434 01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:07,916 And these melons, They come from your mom? Yes? 1435 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,833 Don't twist my guys' nipples! 1436 01:20:09,916 --> 01:20:12,500 I'm going to twist your head, asshole! 1437 01:20:13,583 --> 01:20:15,916 Separate! Stop it! 1438 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:18,625 Golfers, we have a seven-hole course. 1439 01:20:18,708 --> 01:20:22,000 To start, Mr. Scheffler confronts Mr. Harley. 1440 01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:25,791 Ladies and gentlemen, let's play golf Maxi! 1441 01:20:27,583 --> 01:20:31,291 - Yes! Let's drink! Come on! - Yes! Great! 1442 01:20:31,375 --> 01:20:32,625 - Hold. - No, it's okay. 1443 01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:35,833 You have your drink. 1444 01:20:35,916 --> 01:20:37,333 I want to try it. 1445 01:20:38,041 --> 01:20:41,291 And off we go for the first hole. 1446 01:20:41,375 --> 01:20:43,958 It's a three out of five. We need three victories. 1447 01:20:44,041 --> 01:20:45,875 Yes. But I prefer a balayage. 1448 01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:47,291 - Good idea. - Yes. 1449 01:20:50,833 --> 01:20:54,000 Is the driveway a forest? I don't know where to aim. 1450 01:20:54,083 --> 01:20:56,250 Or you don't aim, 1451 01:20:56,333 --> 01:20:59,833 you send it 500 yards over the trees. 1452 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:19,291 And Harley goes over the whole forest. 1453 01:21:21,458 --> 01:21:23,291 You're not going to win, moron. 1454 01:21:25,458 --> 01:21:27,125 You smell like my father-in-law. 1455 01:21:28,541 --> 01:21:31,333 Come on, Scottie. Get me this. 1456 01:21:31,416 --> 01:21:32,291 You are the best! 1457 01:21:33,541 --> 01:21:35,208 Miss it! 1458 01:21:44,583 --> 01:21:46,250 Impressive legal crusader, 1459 01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:49,541 but Scottie Scheffler will be disqualified 1460 01:21:49,625 --> 01:21:51,708 before you even hit a ball. 1461 01:21:52,583 --> 01:21:54,416 It was violent, dammit. 1462 01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:57,000 Yes, it was violent, dammit. 1463 01:21:57,083 --> 01:21:58,250 Forget about sweeping. 1464 01:21:58,333 --> 01:21:59,333 Yes. 1465 01:22:00,791 --> 01:22:02,666 No not yet. 1466 01:22:02,750 --> 01:22:04,750 - Come on. - I know the procedure. 1467 01:22:05,666 --> 01:22:07,500 - Ciao! - Sorry, guys. 1468 01:22:07,583 --> 01:22:09,916 We'll sort things out. 1469 01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:13,041 Rory McIlroy and Screech's turn. 1470 01:22:17,958 --> 01:22:18,916 Screech? 1471 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:20,166 They call me Screech, 1472 01:22:20,250 --> 01:22:23,916 because that's the sound of my chainsaw when I massacre my opponents. 1473 01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:26,083 Is this a character from Saved by the Bell? 1474 01:22:27,291 --> 01:22:28,833 I don't know this series. 1475 01:22:28,916 --> 01:22:31,125 It was a moment of comic relief. 1476 01:22:31,208 --> 01:22:33,000 Yes, like a white Urkel. 1477 01:22:33,083 --> 01:22:34,875 90s bullshit! 1478 01:22:35,791 --> 01:22:36,708 Not for them. 1479 01:22:36,791 --> 01:22:37,833 I love you, Screech! 1480 01:22:41,791 --> 01:22:43,666 Let's play Maxi golf, shall we? 1481 01:22:47,041 --> 01:22:50,333 The rest of the Maxi team strikes beyond the trees without difficulty. 1482 01:22:54,541 --> 01:22:56,791 Unlike traditional golfers. 1483 01:22:58,750 --> 01:23:00,125 Come on! 1484 01:23:00,208 --> 01:23:01,666 Hang in there! I'm speeding up! 1485 01:23:04,833 --> 01:23:06,791 - There he is! There! - Yes, okay. 1486 01:23:08,166 --> 01:23:10,000 Oh my God. Let's forget the 8th. 1487 01:23:12,666 --> 01:23:13,625 Shut up! 1488 01:23:15,750 --> 01:23:17,416 Here we go! Right! 1489 01:23:21,166 --> 01:23:22,083 Yes! 1490 01:23:22,166 --> 01:23:24,041 You look a little tense, Bry-Bry. 1491 01:23:24,125 --> 01:23:26,166 You look like you want to swim, Davis. 1492 01:23:26,250 --> 01:23:28,916 It's the new golf, and call me Ball 8! 1493 01:23:37,125 --> 01:23:38,208 Where is my ball? 1494 01:23:38,291 --> 01:23:39,833 Missed, Happy. 1495 01:23:39,916 --> 01:23:42,916 Take this, you'll feel better. Just a little sip? 1496 01:23:52,416 --> 01:23:56,166 Shall we have a breath competition? Yes, I would go, if I were you. 1497 01:23:56,250 --> 01:23:58,666 McIlroy's tee shot fell 1498 01:23:58,750 --> 01:24:02,083 in the good sand pit, which appears to be on fire. 1499 01:24:05,708 --> 01:24:06,791 Screech! 1500 01:24:13,333 --> 01:24:14,458 Yes! 1501 01:24:15,958 --> 01:24:17,208 Long live traditional golf! 1502 01:24:17,291 --> 01:24:18,583 LONG LIVE TRADITIONAL GOLF! 1503 01:24:19,208 --> 01:24:21,375 Dude, I'm going to change the channel. 1504 01:24:21,458 --> 01:24:24,000 Frankie, sit down. We watch golf. 1505 01:24:24,708 --> 01:24:26,166 All right. Sorry. 1506 01:24:28,375 --> 01:24:29,875 Go into the hole. 1507 01:24:41,041 --> 01:24:43,458 Damn. I had just washed it. 1508 01:24:43,541 --> 01:24:46,250 Looks like nothing will slow Gilmore down. 1509 01:24:46,333 --> 01:24:49,250 All right. Try to beat that, Happy. 1510 01:24:49,333 --> 01:24:50,333 MY GUY, GO! 1511 01:24:50,416 --> 01:24:52,583 FIFTH HOLE – SHOT TIMER GILMORE 1512 01:24:52,666 --> 01:24:54,083 Come on, Gilmore! 1513 01:24:55,833 --> 01:24:57,375 - Con. - What… 1514 01:24:59,458 --> 01:25:02,208 Are you kidding me? It just cost me a hole! 1515 01:25:04,166 --> 01:25:05,750 Happy Gilmore. 1516 01:25:05,833 --> 01:25:07,958 I wish my dad could have seen this. 1517 01:25:08,041 --> 01:25:09,125 Yes. Con. 1518 01:25:09,208 --> 01:25:10,166 Con. 1519 01:25:10,250 --> 01:25:11,708 - Stupid! - There he is. 1520 01:25:11,791 --> 01:25:15,791 Unfortunately, he is at the super Sizzler of the sky. 1521 01:25:15,875 --> 01:25:18,000 You know what? I don't miss him at all. 1522 01:25:18,083 --> 01:25:19,875 What are you going to do, little Happy? 1523 01:25:19,958 --> 01:25:23,083 You can't hit me, or it's prison. Con. 1524 01:25:23,166 --> 01:25:24,708 Oh my God! 1525 01:25:24,791 --> 01:25:27,166 Yes… But we can. 1526 01:25:27,250 --> 01:25:28,125 Did you come? 1527 01:25:28,208 --> 01:25:29,708 Who is it? Your little troop? 1528 01:25:29,791 --> 01:25:31,625 - That's my thing. - Let's see that. 1529 01:25:31,708 --> 01:25:33,750 There are only four of you? Ask for help! 1530 01:25:34,458 --> 01:25:36,500 All right. 1531 01:25:36,583 --> 01:25:39,500 - Come on. Lift it! - I know something about combat. 1532 01:25:39,583 --> 01:25:42,375 I'm going to bite your leg. Do you want to fight? 1533 01:25:44,666 --> 01:25:47,666 It's nothing. Now I'm enraged. 1534 01:25:47,750 --> 01:25:49,916 It's what? Do you want some? 1535 01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:51,208 Look at the alligators! 1536 01:25:51,291 --> 01:25:52,625 With the whole family. 1537 01:25:54,041 --> 01:25:55,166 My tail! 1538 01:25:56,375 --> 01:25:57,416 Detroit! 1539 01:25:58,875 --> 01:26:00,583 I have nothing to… 1540 01:26:04,375 --> 01:26:06,291 Respect me, bitch. 1541 01:26:06,375 --> 01:26:09,875 - What is he doing to these alligators? - Stupid! 1542 01:26:10,750 --> 01:26:13,791 It seems we have our first death. 1543 01:26:16,125 --> 01:26:17,541 Believe it or not, 1544 01:26:17,625 --> 01:26:20,166 Maxi golfers lead two to one, 1545 01:26:20,250 --> 01:26:21,833 so Koepka and Gilmore 1546 01:26:21,916 --> 01:26:25,750 must win if they want to defeat Team Maxi. 1547 01:26:25,833 --> 01:26:28,041 Come on, Flex! 1548 01:26:35,416 --> 01:26:36,916 Well done, sexy! 1549 01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:39,083 No pressure, Boules Getchya. 1550 01:26:39,166 --> 01:26:41,458 The next one on the starting area, Brooks Koepka. 1551 01:26:41,541 --> 01:26:45,458 The smart thing to do would be not to reach the frozen green 1552 01:26:45,541 --> 01:26:48,125 to give yourself a chance to push her in. 1553 01:26:55,416 --> 01:26:57,333 Yes! My God! 1554 01:26:58,583 --> 01:27:00,500 Sorry for raising my fist. 1555 01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:02,000 Too bad for you guys. 1556 01:27:02,083 --> 01:27:04,916 Another disqualification. End of the game. 1557 01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:09,416 A moment. We have the right to replace an injured person. 1558 01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:10,625 All right. How are you. 1559 01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:12,583 Who do you have? 1560 01:27:12,666 --> 01:27:14,333 The one and only. 1561 01:27:19,750 --> 01:27:20,750 What? 1562 01:27:21,916 --> 01:27:24,666 And the day gets crazier. 1563 01:27:24,750 --> 01:27:27,458 Shooter McGavin will replace Brooks Koepka 1564 01:27:27,541 --> 01:27:30,666 on the sixth hole, and here is Flex's roll. 1565 01:27:33,541 --> 01:27:35,500 She is offside. 1566 01:27:37,250 --> 01:27:38,416 I see an opening. 1567 01:27:38,500 --> 01:27:41,125 Come on, Scooter! Time is running out! 1568 01:27:41,208 --> 01:27:43,458 This is insane. I am no longer competitive. 1569 01:27:43,541 --> 01:27:46,083 What are you talking about? You are still the same. 1570 01:27:46,166 --> 01:27:47,666 The old Shooter is no longer there. 1571 01:27:47,750 --> 01:27:50,708 This is false. He is sleeping. We have to wake him up. 1572 01:27:50,791 --> 01:27:53,208 Look at these thugs. Amateurs. 1573 01:27:53,291 --> 01:27:55,625 - They never won a real game. - Yes. 1574 01:27:55,708 --> 01:27:57,541 They make fun of Shooter McGavin, 1575 01:27:57,625 --> 01:28:01,166 the greatest golfer of the 90s after Tiger and me? 1576 01:28:01,833 --> 01:28:05,916 How dare they disrespect you? 1577 01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:07,250 Where should they go? 1578 01:28:08,041 --> 01:28:10,166 - Return. - Go back where? 1579 01:28:10,250 --> 01:28:12,458 - Return to… - In what? 1580 01:28:12,541 --> 01:28:14,791 In their slums. 1581 01:28:14,875 --> 01:28:16,875 Because whose turn is it? 1582 01:28:16,958 --> 01:28:18,375 It's Shooter's turn. 1583 01:28:18,458 --> 01:28:20,250 - From whom? - Shooter's turn! 1584 01:28:20,333 --> 01:28:23,875 - From whom? - Shooter's turn, baby! 1585 01:28:25,083 --> 01:28:26,333 Yes! 1586 01:28:26,416 --> 01:28:28,416 He finds his old weapons. 1587 01:28:28,500 --> 01:28:31,250 - Give him his lob wedge. - I feel it. 1588 01:28:33,083 --> 01:28:34,791 No pressure. 1589 01:28:34,875 --> 01:28:38,000 You won't make it, Shooter. Tick-tock. 1590 01:28:40,083 --> 01:28:42,541 - Five, four… - No! 1591 01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:47,875 …three, two, one! 1592 01:28:49,291 --> 01:28:50,958 That's not true! 1593 01:28:52,625 --> 01:28:53,583 Oh my God! 1594 01:28:53,666 --> 01:28:55,750 Gosh! 1595 01:28:55,833 --> 01:29:00,791 Shooter McGavin rocks the cup, wins the hole and the game. 1596 01:29:00,875 --> 01:29:02,458 Shooter! 1597 01:29:02,541 --> 01:29:05,000 Come on! Take this! 1598 01:29:05,083 --> 01:29:08,750 It is therefore equality, with just Billy Jenkins 1599 01:29:08,833 --> 01:29:11,916 against Happy Gilmore. 1600 01:29:13,708 --> 01:29:17,333 And it comes down to this. The last hole. 1601 01:29:17,416 --> 01:29:20,083 The winner takes all. The timers are off. 1602 01:29:20,166 --> 01:29:22,041 The pressure is strong. 1603 01:29:22,125 --> 01:29:25,791 The future of traditional golf is at stake. 1604 01:29:25,875 --> 01:29:29,000 1,000 yard par four. It's a bit long. 1605 01:29:29,083 --> 01:29:30,541 Not for me, big guy. 1606 01:29:32,708 --> 01:29:34,458 Yes. Look at. 1607 01:29:42,333 --> 01:29:43,541 Hi? 1608 01:29:56,541 --> 01:30:01,125 This is the longest tee shot that I have ever seen. 1609 01:30:01,208 --> 01:30:03,750 You remember of my name now? Bastard. 1610 01:30:05,958 --> 01:30:08,041 I want to forget your hip movement. 1611 01:30:08,125 --> 01:30:09,291 It was disgusting. 1612 01:30:09,375 --> 01:30:11,541 Jenkins can reach the green in two shots, 1613 01:30:11,625 --> 01:30:16,000 but Gilmore has no chance to get there in less than three moves. 1614 01:30:16,083 --> 01:30:17,583 Verne sucks. 1615 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:22,583 It's okay if I use hate one last time, Slim? 1616 01:30:22,666 --> 01:30:24,708 Yes, let off steam. 1617 01:30:31,041 --> 01:30:32,666 There is no surgery for that. 1618 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:37,750 Come on, Happy, go ahead. 1619 01:30:39,666 --> 01:30:43,666 You were never part of the Bruins, because you're lousy at skating. 1620 01:30:43,750 --> 01:30:46,125 Shut your stupid mouth. 1621 01:30:46,208 --> 01:30:47,375 Who is he talking to? 1622 01:30:47,458 --> 01:30:50,125 And your daughter will never go at the ballet school, 1623 01:30:50,208 --> 01:30:52,291 because his father is a drunkard. 1624 01:30:52,375 --> 01:30:54,208 I'm going to kill you! 1625 01:31:23,541 --> 01:31:25,833 Someone went further. 1626 01:31:25,916 --> 01:31:27,416 Yes… 1627 01:31:27,500 --> 01:31:28,916 Stupid! 1628 01:31:34,458 --> 01:31:36,041 Jenkins strikes first. 1629 01:31:42,750 --> 01:31:44,166 Yes! 1630 01:31:46,333 --> 01:31:49,916 And by the way, your four sons are stupid! 1631 01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:51,500 What did you say? 1632 01:31:56,541 --> 01:31:58,083 Yes! 1633 01:31:58,666 --> 01:32:01,583 Amazing, we have taxis without drivers, 1634 01:32:01,666 --> 01:32:07,000 AI girlfriends, and now, it will be the end of traditional golf. 1635 01:32:12,250 --> 01:32:15,458 Me first. It will give you the chance to prepare your shot. 1636 01:32:20,833 --> 01:32:23,375 Billy Jenkins, you walked in it. 1637 01:32:23,458 --> 01:32:25,416 Shut up, Wooden-Handed Edward. 1638 01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:27,458 Fuck you, Patouf doll. 1639 01:32:37,083 --> 01:32:38,666 Take your time. 1640 01:32:38,750 --> 01:32:40,458 My lob wedge. Wait. 1641 01:32:43,291 --> 01:32:44,458 Go get over there. 1642 01:32:52,833 --> 01:32:53,833 All right. 1643 01:32:55,166 --> 01:32:56,708 Just behind the cut. 1644 01:32:59,541 --> 01:33:01,791 No, don't take off! My God! 1645 01:33:03,166 --> 01:33:04,333 - Vecsey! - What? 1646 01:33:04,416 --> 01:33:05,750 Damn it! 1647 01:33:06,375 --> 01:33:08,291 Pardon. You know what? You're fired. 1648 01:33:08,375 --> 01:33:09,541 It makes sense. 1649 01:33:09,625 --> 01:33:12,500 Will you stop this mess and succeed? Come on. 1650 01:33:12,583 --> 01:33:14,208 I try, sir. 1651 01:33:14,291 --> 01:33:15,833 Follow the right path. 1652 01:33:15,916 --> 01:33:17,541 I'm going, sir. 1653 01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:32,375 And Billy Jenkins made the hole in four shots. 1654 01:33:32,458 --> 01:33:34,166 - Yes! - Take that, Happy! 1655 01:33:34,833 --> 01:33:39,250 Gilmore only has two shots left to create equality. 1656 01:33:39,333 --> 01:33:43,625 I don't even play and my hands are sweaty. I feel nauseous. 1657 01:33:44,333 --> 01:33:46,250 I can't do anything here, dammit. 1658 01:33:46,333 --> 01:33:48,541 Do you have any ideas? It's bad, my boy. 1659 01:33:49,791 --> 01:33:51,666 Make that shit ricochet. 1660 01:33:53,208 --> 01:33:54,500 Yes, good idea. 1661 01:34:03,750 --> 01:34:04,666 Amazing! 1662 01:34:04,750 --> 01:34:05,708 Is she in there? 1663 01:34:05,791 --> 01:34:07,250 Not as incredible as that. 1664 01:34:08,916 --> 01:34:10,291 Are you nervous? 1665 01:34:10,375 --> 01:34:13,500 No, but… Can I use your mailbox? 1666 01:34:13,583 --> 01:34:15,291 The question is 1667 01:34:15,375 --> 01:34:17,958 how to hit on the green without standing on it? 1668 01:34:18,833 --> 01:34:19,750 What do I do? 1669 01:34:20,458 --> 01:34:21,916 Come on, dad! 1670 01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:24,041 - Dad, go ahead! - Come on! It's all up to you! 1671 01:34:24,125 --> 01:34:25,500 - Right away! - All right. 1672 01:34:25,583 --> 01:34:26,750 What's the plan? 1673 01:34:27,500 --> 01:34:28,750 I have an idea. 1674 01:34:28,833 --> 01:34:30,833 Go to the other side in front of me. 1675 01:34:30,916 --> 01:34:32,375 - Yes, sir. - All right. 1676 01:34:32,458 --> 01:34:34,583 -Oscar. Hey. - Yes, come on! 1677 01:34:34,666 --> 01:34:36,875 My God, I don't dare look. 1678 01:34:36,958 --> 01:34:39,333 Oscar, how much do you weigh? 1679 01:34:40,083 --> 01:34:41,458 77 kilos. 1680 01:34:42,333 --> 01:34:43,833 Take the bag, please. 1681 01:34:45,208 --> 01:34:47,000 In fact, remove two sticks. 1682 01:34:47,083 --> 01:34:49,458 Two sticks. Two. 1683 01:34:49,541 --> 01:34:51,625 All right. Take the bag back. 1684 01:34:52,666 --> 01:34:55,500 And on the count of three, we climb onto the green. 1685 01:34:55,583 --> 01:34:57,625 - All right. - Are you ready? 1686 01:34:57,708 --> 01:35:03,166 And one, two, three! 1687 01:35:04,208 --> 01:35:05,375 Hey… 1688 01:35:06,500 --> 01:35:09,333 That's it. We're going to jump forward. 1689 01:35:09,416 --> 01:35:12,458 One. Two. Three. 1690 01:35:17,291 --> 01:35:18,416 All right. 1691 01:35:20,083 --> 01:35:21,250 Now left. 1692 01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:24,166 One two three. 1693 01:35:25,375 --> 01:35:26,833 That's it. 1694 01:35:26,916 --> 01:35:30,416 We're going to move aside. Two, three. 1695 01:35:33,166 --> 01:35:36,000 Oscar… Nice work. 1696 01:35:36,083 --> 01:35:37,583 Look at this. 1697 01:35:40,541 --> 01:35:42,625 - What's going on? - What is it… 1698 01:35:42,708 --> 01:35:46,375 Sorry, Happy, I have to. We don't do tiebreaker at Maxi. 1699 01:35:46,458 --> 01:35:48,166 Let's up the ante, shall we? 1700 01:35:48,250 --> 01:35:50,541 I will end this project if you succeed. 1701 01:35:50,625 --> 01:35:51,958 What if I miss? 1702 01:35:52,041 --> 01:35:54,083 It's simple. You join the Maxi League. 1703 01:35:59,791 --> 01:36:01,333 I have another suggestion. 1704 01:36:01,416 --> 01:36:03,125 You pay for my daughter's school, 1705 01:36:03,208 --> 01:36:04,625 you buy me back my house, 1706 01:36:04,708 --> 01:36:06,625 you give me your Rolls-Royce 1707 01:36:07,375 --> 01:36:10,125 and you offer Oscar his own restaurant. 1708 01:36:11,041 --> 01:36:12,833 What kind of restaurant? 1709 01:36:12,916 --> 01:36:14,458 What dishes, Oscar? 1710 01:36:14,541 --> 01:36:16,916 Sushi. No, an Italian restaurant. 1711 01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:18,875 All right. Heard. 1712 01:36:18,958 --> 01:36:20,791 You heard. No final round. 1713 01:36:20,875 --> 01:36:21,875 NO TIE BREAK 1714 01:36:22,958 --> 01:36:24,125 Bad news. 1715 01:36:25,416 --> 01:36:27,333 I have a wedge. I want a putter. 1716 01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:31,166 Gently take it out of the bag. 1717 01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:36,458 That's it. Take off the sock. 1718 01:36:36,541 --> 01:36:39,500 We're going to throw them at the count of three. 1719 01:36:39,583 --> 01:36:40,875 - Okay. - We can do it. 1720 01:36:42,166 --> 01:36:45,291 One two three. 1721 01:36:47,041 --> 01:36:49,750 All right. I grabbed my own club. 1722 01:36:50,708 --> 01:36:52,708 The laws of physics are bitchy. 1723 01:36:53,541 --> 01:36:55,000 Here's what we're going to do. 1724 01:36:55,083 --> 01:36:57,458 We're just going to throw them in the air, okay? 1725 01:36:57,541 --> 01:36:58,583 Let's go. 1726 01:36:58,666 --> 01:37:00,458 Don't be sick, Oscar. 1727 01:37:00,541 --> 01:37:05,708 - All right. One two three. - One, two… 1728 01:37:10,291 --> 01:37:11,166 Yes! 1729 01:37:11,250 --> 01:37:13,833 Come on, Hap! 1730 01:37:13,916 --> 01:37:16,708 Top there. Top… 1731 01:37:18,083 --> 01:37:21,666 Gilmore can do it. I saw it. I experienced it. 1732 01:37:22,458 --> 01:37:25,708 Wow! Great. Let's put this at Maxi. 1733 01:37:28,083 --> 01:37:29,000 Lord. 1734 01:37:29,708 --> 01:37:31,291 He's going to fly away. 1735 01:37:31,375 --> 01:37:33,833 - Aim for the hole. - How are you. Focus. 1736 01:37:35,000 --> 01:37:36,166 Oh, no. 1737 01:37:36,250 --> 01:37:38,083 Hold on, Oscar, please. 1738 01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:45,625 - …in the hole! Come on. - Come on, dad. You are capable. 1739 01:37:45,708 --> 01:37:47,333 Dad! 1740 01:37:51,541 --> 01:37:52,750 Come on, dad! 1741 01:37:56,125 --> 01:37:59,041 I love you so much! 1742 01:38:04,875 --> 01:38:09,708 Do as my father taught you. Slap it in. 1743 01:38:19,333 --> 01:38:21,041 It could work. 1744 01:38:22,166 --> 01:38:24,083 - Come on. - Come on. 1745 01:38:24,166 --> 01:38:25,708 Come on, Happy. 1746 01:38:25,791 --> 01:38:28,041 Come on… 1747 01:38:33,416 --> 01:38:34,791 Go into the hole! 1748 01:38:37,500 --> 01:38:39,583 Oh, no! 1749 01:38:40,791 --> 01:38:43,750 Yes! Welcome to Maxi, Happy. 1750 01:38:53,083 --> 01:38:58,125 Oh my God! Happy Gilmore won! 1751 01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:02,208 And traditional golf will continue. 1752 01:39:03,583 --> 01:39:07,125 - I'm Ball 8! - No! No way! 1753 01:39:07,208 --> 01:39:09,125 You're shit, you know? 1754 01:39:09,208 --> 01:39:10,666 I did everything I could. 1755 01:39:10,750 --> 01:39:14,125 Oscar! We made it, Oscar! 1756 01:39:18,250 --> 01:39:20,666 Papi, papi. Wake up. 1757 01:39:21,375 --> 01:39:22,458 - Well done! - Did we win? 1758 01:39:25,166 --> 01:39:26,541 - Yes! - Great! 1759 01:39:26,625 --> 01:39:27,666 Happy, yes! 1760 01:39:27,750 --> 01:39:29,416 Yes! 1761 01:39:29,500 --> 01:39:30,500 Stop. 1762 01:39:33,916 --> 01:39:37,958 Your training has paid off. You succeeded. I'm proud of you. 1763 01:39:38,041 --> 01:39:39,125 Yes! 1764 01:39:41,041 --> 01:39:43,041 Superb victory. Let's go to Hooters. 1765 01:39:50,958 --> 01:39:54,416 Happy Gilmore! 1766 01:39:54,500 --> 01:39:57,625 I never thought I would say that, but you are free to leave. 1767 01:39:59,000 --> 01:40:00,250 Gorgeous. 1768 01:40:01,875 --> 01:40:04,833 Amazing. Extraordinary. 1769 01:40:04,916 --> 01:40:06,541 So you have a restaurant. 1770 01:40:06,625 --> 01:40:11,333 The best Dominican Italian restaurant Cuban Puerto Rican in town. 1771 01:40:11,416 --> 01:40:13,250 I love my new job! 1772 01:40:13,333 --> 01:40:16,125 We made it, baby! We succeeded for mom! 1773 01:40:25,125 --> 01:40:29,041 I won a lot of trophies and jackets in my life, 1774 01:40:29,833 --> 01:40:35,291 but this victory is by far the most special. 1775 01:40:36,333 --> 01:40:38,666 I want to thank all my friends 1776 01:40:38,750 --> 01:40:42,291 who helped me succeed this monumental feat. 1777 01:40:45,125 --> 01:40:46,375 Sober for three months. 1778 01:40:48,000 --> 01:40:49,375 Well done, Mr. Gilmore! 1779 01:40:50,291 --> 01:40:52,833 Splendid, Mr. Gilmore. 1780 01:40:53,750 --> 01:40:56,500 But will you succeed to be sober for a year? 1781 01:40:56,583 --> 01:41:00,583 According to Magic 8 Ball, it’s… unlikely. 1782 01:41:01,625 --> 01:41:05,541 What do you mean, Hal? Happy will be sober for the rest of his life. 1783 01:41:05,625 --> 01:41:07,208 It's bullshit. 1784 01:41:07,291 --> 01:41:11,041 Like these dead leaves and droppings of squirrels in my gutters. 1785 01:41:11,125 --> 01:41:12,958 But you're going to clean it up this weekend. 1786 01:41:13,041 --> 01:41:15,125 I don't like how you talk to him. 1787 01:41:15,208 --> 01:41:16,250 It's okay, Mr. Gilmore. 1788 01:41:16,333 --> 01:41:19,750 No, that's not okay. She helped me more than you, Hal. 1789 01:41:19,833 --> 01:41:21,958 Seriously, Mr. Gilmore, it's okay. 1790 01:41:22,041 --> 01:41:24,625 Guys, shall we stop? We've had enough. 1791 01:41:24,708 --> 01:41:27,375 Why are you talking to your collar? Are you intoxicated? 1792 01:41:28,791 --> 01:41:30,000 Are you intoxicated? 1793 01:41:31,500 --> 01:41:33,041 Damn… 1794 01:41:33,125 --> 01:41:34,916 Hallowicious Lieberman! 1795 01:41:35,000 --> 01:41:37,000 I'm arresting you for fraud and extortion. 1796 01:41:37,083 --> 01:41:39,583 We have enough pictures of your bastard behavior 1797 01:41:39,666 --> 01:41:41,416 to lock you up for the rest of your life. 1798 01:41:42,291 --> 01:41:44,000 Did you denounce me? 1799 01:41:44,625 --> 01:41:45,541 It looks like it. 1800 01:41:45,625 --> 01:41:48,041 I was just trying to help these people. 1801 01:41:48,125 --> 01:41:51,291 Manual labor has therapeutic effects. 1802 01:41:51,375 --> 01:41:52,791 - Hey, Happy. - What? 1803 01:41:52,875 --> 01:41:54,000 Caught. 1804 01:41:56,208 --> 01:41:59,375 - It belongs to Mr. Gilmore! - He has my token! 1805 01:42:01,458 --> 01:42:03,583 I have the token! 1806 01:42:09,708 --> 01:42:11,958 - Oh shit! Stop! - Don't move! 1807 01:42:13,875 --> 01:42:15,458 You are a very cool girl. 1808 01:42:16,041 --> 01:42:19,333 You are a very cool guy. You remind me of my father. 1809 01:42:19,416 --> 01:42:20,416 Yes? 1810 01:42:27,541 --> 01:42:29,250 Have fun in Paris. 1811 01:42:29,333 --> 01:42:31,291 If you're homesick, 1812 01:42:31,375 --> 01:42:34,458 I can send you Yodel cakes or water rockets. 1813 01:42:34,541 --> 01:42:35,750 Whatever you want. 1814 01:42:35,833 --> 01:42:38,416 It'll be okay, Dad. See you again in a month, right? 1815 01:42:38,500 --> 01:42:39,333 Yes, honey. 1816 01:42:39,416 --> 01:42:42,333 I have the British Open, I will come earlier. 1817 01:42:42,416 --> 01:42:44,791 I want to see the little one dancing in the French style. 1818 01:42:44,875 --> 01:42:46,375 Come see our show. 1819 01:42:46,458 --> 01:42:47,458 What show? 1820 01:42:47,541 --> 01:42:49,041 We will be singing mimes. 1821 01:42:49,125 --> 01:42:50,875 Mimes are not supposed to talk. 1822 01:42:50,958 --> 01:42:54,000 This is what sets us apart other mimes. We sing. 1823 01:42:54,083 --> 01:42:55,125 All right. 1824 01:42:55,208 --> 01:43:00,375 We're stuck in a box! There, we pull a rope! 1825 01:43:01,125 --> 01:43:03,250 Look at our sister... 1826 01:43:03,333 --> 01:43:05,375 - And you are dead! - And we'll tear you down! 1827 01:43:05,458 --> 01:43:07,458 - I'm going to kill you! - Don't look at her! 1828 01:43:07,541 --> 01:43:10,083 - Awesome. I love it. - We got him. Excellent. 1829 01:43:10,166 --> 01:43:11,625 Come. I will miss you. 1830 01:43:11,708 --> 01:43:14,875 If you get hungry during the flight, get some bread from Oscar's restaurant. 1831 01:43:14,958 --> 01:43:17,416 Bring it down for mom. Have fun. 1832 01:43:17,500 --> 01:43:18,333 I love you, dad. 1833 01:43:18,416 --> 01:43:20,500 - So. - You are the best. 1834 01:43:20,583 --> 01:43:22,541 - Sir, this way. - That's it, my boy. 1835 01:43:22,625 --> 01:43:23,791 Yes, that's it! 1836 01:43:25,125 --> 01:43:26,375 Sorry, honey. 1837 01:43:26,458 --> 01:43:27,458 Come on, Vienna. 1838 01:43:29,583 --> 01:43:31,291 I love you. I will miss you. 1839 01:43:31,375 --> 01:43:33,541 INTERNATIONAL DOORS 1840 01:43:45,166 --> 01:43:46,708 Hello, Happy. 1841 01:43:59,708 --> 01:44:00,708 Everything is fine. 1842 01:44:20,125 --> 01:44:22,333 Battery, zero percent. 1843 01:44:22,416 --> 01:44:24,458 I didn't charge it! Shit! 1844 01:45:54,583 --> 01:45:56,791 More bad news for Maxi 1845 01:45:56,875 --> 01:45:59,708 and its founder, Francis Manatee. 1846 01:45:59,791 --> 01:46:03,000 Since the spectacular failure of the Maxi Golf League, 1847 01:46:03,083 --> 01:46:07,166 the Maxi Sports drink is the subject of a recall due to complaints 1848 01:46:07,250 --> 01:46:10,833 irreversible halitosis, gingivitis 1849 01:46:10,916 --> 01:46:13,750 and a new disease, tongue rot. 1850 01:46:14,416 --> 01:46:17,250 At Trou du Sport, we are trying to contact Manatee, 1851 01:46:17,333 --> 01:46:19,958 but he is nowhere to be found. 1852 01:46:20,041 --> 01:46:24,000 I would run away too if I had given bad breath to half the world. 1853 01:46:24,083 --> 01:46:28,416 Scheffler, it's been three days. Don't you want to make your call? 1854 01:46:28,500 --> 01:46:30,500 It depends. What are we eating this evening? 1855 01:46:30,583 --> 01:46:32,083 Chicken fingers. 1856 01:46:32,166 --> 01:46:34,000 I'll stay another night. 1857 01:46:34,083 --> 01:46:35,583 All right. 1858 01:54:05,500 --> 01:54:08,500 IN MEMORY OF DANIEL BAKER 1859 01:54:08,583 --> 01:54:12,583 DAN'S LOVE OF GOLF WAS UNMATCHED THAT HIS LOVE OF LIFE. 1860 01:54:12,666 --> 01:54:17,083 THE COURSE WILL NO LONGER BE THE SAME WITHOUT HIM, BUT HIS LEGACY WILL ALWAYS BE WITH US. 1861 01:54:45,541 --> 01:54:50,541 Subtitles: Emmanuelle Vandycke