1 00:00:03,754 --> 00:00:07,592 If Bruce Banner is driving a rental car and turns into the Hulk, 2 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:08,759 do you think he's covered or 3 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:11,637 does he need to add the Hulk as an additional driver? 4 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,099 You really need a girlfriend. 5 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:19,145 Mailman's here! 6 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:23,441 Aw. Remember when he used to get that excited to see us? 7 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:27,028 Do you have any mail for Doctor Sheldon Cooper? 8 00:00:27,111 --> 00:00:30,990 I do, but I can't hand it right to you, I have to put it in the box. 9 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:33,284 And that is what separates the U.S. Postal Service 10 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:34,827 from those hippies at FedEx. 11 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:38,581 Oh, goody. 12 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:41,751 What is so exciting? 13 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:43,753 It's a letter from Doctor Wolcott. 14 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:46,464 We've been corresponding about my string theory research. 15 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:50,593 Wait, Robert Wolcott? Like Wolcott's Theorem, Wolcott? 16 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,011 The very same. 17 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:55,139 Didn't he go crazy and cut off all contact with people? 18 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:58,017 Yeah, he was driven mad by a friend 19 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,811 who kept wanting to talk about the Hulk's car insurance. 20 00:01:03,356 --> 00:01:05,566 Oh, he's invited me to his cabin for the weekend 21 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:07,151 to discuss a breakthrough he's had. 22 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:08,736 His cabin? 23 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:11,113 Yes, he lives off the grid up in the mountains. 24 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:13,616 So, you're gonna go to the middle of nowhere 25 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:15,993 and spend the weekend with a crazy man you've never met? 26 00:01:17,036 --> 00:01:18,246 Yes, why? 27 00:01:20,331 --> 00:01:21,457 No reason, have fun. 28 00:01:50,528 --> 00:01:51,529 Hmm. 29 00:01:54,073 --> 00:01:55,074 Oh. 30 00:01:58,577 --> 00:01:59,620 Hmm. 31 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:03,457 Nice one. 32 00:02:04,417 --> 00:02:07,086 Hey, Penny, that's what you sound like when you read. 33 00:02:09,255 --> 00:02:11,090 - Hey. - What, he said it. 34 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:13,801 Sheldon, what are you doing? 35 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:17,763 I'm decoding Doctor Wolcott's letter using this book as the key. 36 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:19,932 Aren't conversations more fun when they're in code? 37 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:23,352 Yes, but I'm using a code where "yes" means "no." 38 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,857 Oh, I got it. He's given me directions to his cabin. 39 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:29,317 Seems a little paranoid. 40 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,028 Wha... He is not paranoid. 41 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:33,946 What are you doing? 42 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:35,197 Following his instructions. 43 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,957 Leonard, you are not letting Sheldon go alone this weekend. 44 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:48,419 Well, I am a grown man, I don't need somebody to chaperone me. 45 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,339 I just need him to drop me off, pick me up and pack me a sack lunch. 46 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:54,300 Don't look at me. 47 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,177 When the music stopped, you were holding Sheldon. 48 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,181 Amy can't take him, it's her bachelorette party this weekend. 49 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:03,017 Yes, it is! Because I'm getting married! 50 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:05,561 Are you gonna be doing that all weekend? 51 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:06,645 Yes, do you know why? 52 00:03:06,729 --> 00:03:07,730 Because you're getting married! 53 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,734 All right, Leonard, looks like you're driving me. 54 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:13,819 But maybe you could drop me at the bottom of the mountain, 55 00:03:13,903 --> 00:03:15,154 I want him to think I'm cool. 56 00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:18,741 That's great, everyone's got weekend plans. 57 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:20,076 Amy has her bachelorette party 58 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:22,119 and Sheldon's gonna go to the woods and get hunted for sport. 59 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:26,415 Yeah, as someone who has to track him every time he gets lost in IKEA, 60 00:03:26,499 --> 00:03:27,708 I fee I like I'd be really good at that. 61 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:30,461 Leonard, you cannot drop him off, 62 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,463 you have to stay with him and keep him safe. 63 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,382 Howard, you have to go and keep Leonard safe. 64 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:36,092 - Fine. - I get it. 65 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:38,344 And you want me to go and keep Howard safe. 66 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:39,678 - Actually, I... - Just say yes 67 00:03:39,762 --> 00:03:41,430 or he's gonna want to come to the bachelorette party. 68 00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:47,645 Are you sure you're going to be okay this weekend? 69 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:50,815 Of course. I'm much more concerned about you. 70 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,442 I know how you gals behave when the men are away. 71 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:56,112 You do? 72 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:58,948 I've read the Bacchae by Euripides. 73 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:01,492 Drinking wine, riding panthers... 74 00:04:03,536 --> 00:04:06,038 Proof that girls have gone wild for over 2500 years. 75 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,500 Well, I wish I could say none of that is gonna happen, 76 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,918 but Penny is planning it, 77 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:14,380 and she is the reason I own those underwear with writing across the butt. 78 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:20,177 Well, just be careful and use protection. 79 00:04:21,679 --> 00:04:23,389 What do you think is gonna happen? 80 00:04:23,848 --> 00:04:26,809 I don't know, but it's going to be sunny and you burn easily. 81 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:29,937 It'll be fine. 82 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:32,314 I'm sure there'll be some drinking and some dancing 83 00:04:32,398 --> 00:04:35,401 and then a mailman will probably show up and take his clothes off. 84 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:37,695 Nicholas is going to take his clothes off? 85 00:04:39,155 --> 00:04:43,659 No, not our mailman. A dancer pretending to be a mailman. 86 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:47,079 Impersonating a federal employee, oh, where's the after party, prison? 87 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:52,418 It's sweet that you're worried about me. 88 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:55,212 Well, of course I'm worried about you. I want you to be safe. 89 00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:56,589 And I want you to be safe. 90 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:59,133 I will be. I'll have my friends with me. 91 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,760 If anything should go wrong I can use them as human shields. 92 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:07,892 For most of human history, 93 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:12,062 time was believed to be an objective part of reality. 94 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:15,941 But with the contributions of Immanuel Kant, 95 00:05:16,025 --> 00:05:17,693 science and philosophy charted... 96 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:21,530 When I said you should make a playlist for the road trip, I meant music. 97 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:28,454 This is better than music. This is a lecture on non-linear time. 98 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,331 Sounds like it's just on regular time. 99 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:32,291 Yes, but I put it on shuffle. 100 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:37,171 This is nice. 101 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:39,131 The four of us haven't taken a trip like this 102 00:05:39,215 --> 00:05:40,883 since Leonard's bachelor party. 103 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:42,760 And now here we are for Sheldon's. 104 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,637 Leonard... 105 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,639 As Sheldon's best man, 106 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:49,266 I need to inform you that this is not a bachelor party. 107 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:50,518 And tell them why. 108 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:52,061 Because you're a tiresome scold. 109 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:58,776 No. It's because a bachelor party is typically a hedonistic blow-out 110 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,569 where no pleasures of the flesh are denied. 111 00:06:00,653 --> 00:06:01,904 I'm not interested in that. 112 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:04,865 How is that not exactly what I said? 113 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:12,665 Okay, now, I promised Sheldon things weren't gonna get too crazy tonight. 114 00:06:12,748 --> 00:06:13,874 Should I be worried? 115 00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:16,126 Just about who you're marrying. 116 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,423 Just come on. 117 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:26,762 Welcome to your bachelorette party! 118 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:32,935 Oh. 119 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:36,313 It's a quilting bee! 120 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:38,816 My bachelorette party's a quilting bee! 121 00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:40,818 Isn't it perfect? 122 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:44,113 Yeah, instead of oiled-up strippers and sex toys we thought, 123 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:46,156 "What does Amy like?" 124 00:06:48,993 --> 00:06:50,578 Amy likes a quilting bee. 125 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:56,500 Well, this place is creepy. 126 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:58,127 Why? 127 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:02,214 Did you see his vegetable garden? Heirloom tomatoes in April. 128 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:03,799 Creepy. 129 00:07:05,009 --> 00:07:08,470 Okay, listen. Doctor Wolcott is a brilliant topologist, 130 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:10,889 we need to set some ground rules so that you don't embarrass me. 131 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:14,518 No magic. No whining. You, just no. 132 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:17,563 Hey... 133 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,356 How come he gets to whine? 134 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:25,904 Doctor Wolcott. Doctor Wolcott. Doctor Wolcott. 135 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:35,039 That's a lot of locks. 136 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,207 That's a lot of knocks. They're made for each other. 137 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:42,296 Doctor Wolcott. 138 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:45,799 Doctor Cooper. Uh, who are these people? 139 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:48,385 Oh, these are my friends. I wrote about them in my letter. 140 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:50,846 Oh, letter? I didn't get a letter. 141 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:53,140 Oh, that's because I just sent it this morning, 142 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:54,850 so score one for linear time. 143 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:59,938 Well, um, I don't normally allow strangers into my house. 144 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:02,566 But when you do, you let them out, right? 145 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:06,612 Doctor Cooper, if you can promise me 146 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:09,990 these men share your intellect and academic rigor, 147 00:08:10,074 --> 00:08:12,201 yeah, I suppose they can join us. 148 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:14,870 You guys might need to wait in the car. 149 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:23,962 Well, let me show you around. 150 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:26,840 This is the chair where I do most of my thinking. 151 00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:28,884 My thinking about work. 152 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:32,930 Now, my thinking about people who have wronged me, I do over there. 153 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:37,142 I've always said that I should get a grudge chair. 154 00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:38,602 Leonard, have I not always said that? 155 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:41,730 You have, but you were worried you'd spend too much time in it. 156 00:08:41,814 --> 00:08:44,733 Well... That is a real concern. 157 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:51,156 Oh, my God, this tomato is amazing! I can eat it like an apple. 158 00:08:52,116 --> 00:08:55,369 My secret is I fertilize it with my own manure. 159 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:05,379 The look on your face. 160 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,840 It's a sort of grin, you wanna know what kind? 161 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:14,680 So, Doctor Wolcott, 162 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,433 in your letter you said you had a new mathematical approach 163 00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:20,436 that would help me conceptualize the dimensions in string theory. 164 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:21,812 Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes. 165 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,356 But, before we get started, 166 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:27,151 I am going to need to collect everybody's phones. 167 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,527 - Oh. - Why? 168 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:31,947 Because they are little listening devices, aren't they? 169 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:35,743 Yes, for people to spy on you and steal your work. 170 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:37,369 Yeah, what happened to the good old days 171 00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:38,787 where if someone wanted to steal your work 172 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:41,206 they had to hire a prostitute to seduce you? 173 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,626 Who told you about that? 174 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:47,838 Just making a joke. 175 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,798 Yeah, it's not funny when it happens. 176 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:57,055 All right, now, you're probably going to want to start with this notebook here. 177 00:09:57,473 --> 00:09:58,599 - Oh. - Here we are. 178 00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:00,809 Oh, my. Oh. 179 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:06,273 Um, no offense, Doctor Wolcott, but I'm not sure this makes any sense. 180 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,317 That's because I've written it all backwards. 181 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,068 You... Wow. 182 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,280 That's "wow" backwards. 183 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,202 You... Um, I still don't get it. 184 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,871 Well, plus, the numbers are letters and letters are numbers. 185 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:21,955 Oh. 186 00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:23,582 I love him. 187 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,721 Are you having fun? 188 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,769 Yeah, I just, uh, finished sewing this top-to-bottom, 189 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,522 and now I'm going to sew it side-to-side. 190 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,609 Pace yourself. 191 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,986 - Some more tea? - Oh, lovely. 192 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,410 Oh! 193 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:03,205 Seriously? What the hell? 194 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:05,541 - Huh? - What? 195 00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:08,710 This is my bachelorette party, tea and quilts? 196 00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:11,213 Well, you said you didn't want anything crazy. 197 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,757 Yes, but I said it like, "I don't want anything crazy," 198 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,260 which clearly means I wanted something crazy. 199 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,805 I mean, is this how boring you think I am? 200 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,266 Penny, she asked you a question. 201 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,103 Of course not. 202 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,813 So, you thought that I would like quilting? 203 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,064 Well, don't you? 204 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,817 Of course, I like quilting, it's the slowest way to make a blanket. 205 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,445 But this is my bachelorette party. 206 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,991 It's supposed to be fun and wild and full of bad decisions. 207 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,868 Hey, we can make bad decisions. 208 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:43,996 Yeah, she had two kids back-to-back and I thought you'd like this, 209 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,289 so we're off to a good start. 210 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:50,419 Come on, let's go somewhere we can do body shots off shirtless bartenders. 211 00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:51,503 Yes. 212 00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:52,921 Oh, I don't know, that might be too much. 213 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:55,007 All right, you know what, why don't we stay home and have a little wine... 214 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,758 What are you not getting about this? 215 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:03,891 Doctor Wolcott, your work on time is revolutionary. 216 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:06,393 I would say thank you, but in my theory of time 217 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,395 you've already called my work revolutionary, 218 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,563 I've already thanked you, 219 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:12,232 and I hate repeating myself, so let's move on. 220 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,320 Wait a minute. Are you saying 221 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,739 that time has multiple dimensions, the same as space? 222 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:22,117 No, no. I'm not saying it, the math is saying it. 223 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:26,038 Though, it is the math that I invented, so, yes, I guess I am saying it. 224 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,875 You understanding any of this? 225 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,211 I haven't understood anything since poop-tomato. 226 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,716 My goodness, this is incredible. 227 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:41,053 See, I... I'm just not seeing where string theory fits into all this 228 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:43,472 and that's where I think that you and I could be of help to each other. 229 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:45,098 Thank you, I'd be honored. 230 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:47,643 All right. Allow me to show you my most recent journal. 231 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:54,149 Sheldon's right, this guy... This guy's brilliant. 232 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,444 Yeah, I mean, he's a little kooky, 233 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,613 but a mind that can reconceptualize time 234 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,782 probably has a reason for keeping a jar of toenail clippings 235 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,200 that we just don't understand. 236 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:07,412 I could spend months up here just going through his math. 237 00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:08,914 You know, I think Sheldon might. 238 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,124 Great, who's gonna tell Amy 239 00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:14,044 we lost her fiancé to a mad man in the mountains? 240 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:16,922 Hey, I drove. 241 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:23,845 This is so exciting. Can we do a body shot? 242 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,765 I've always wanted to do a body shot. Also, what's a body shot? 243 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,602 It's when you take a drink out of a stranger's belly button. 244 00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:32,270 Oh, no thanks. 245 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,982 What if they have an outie? Does it just spill everywhere? 246 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:39,194 Okay, look, we've got all night. Let's just take it easy... 247 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,362 I'm getting married! 248 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,117 Here you go, first round's on the house. 249 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,744 - Ooh. - Hey, there. Do you do body shots? 250 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,204 Oh. She said she didn't want one... 251 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,288 Mind your business. 252 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,542 Cheers! 253 00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:01,383 Amy? Amy? Should we get her home? 254 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,386 Why? She's sound asleep and we have sliders coming. 255 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:06,346 One more round. 256 00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:11,810 So, how would this work in the context of a singularity? 257 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,813 Yes, that's a tricky bit to explain. 258 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,190 I assume you're familiar with non-abelian group theory. 259 00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:20,569 Oh, and how! You never forget your first group theory. 260 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,988 Listen, I'm going to put on a pot of coffee, 261 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,948 because there's a lot of math to go through. 262 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,117 And he said he didn't want a wild bachelor party. 263 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:28,618 Excuse me? 264 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,954 Oh, Sheldon is getting married in a month. 265 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:35,584 Oh, congratulations. Yeah, I'm a married man myself. 266 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,210 Oh, really? Is she here? 267 00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:38,295 And alive? 268 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,008 And... And can people other than you see her? 269 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,763 She lives in Munich. It's a perfect marriage. 270 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:52,434 We focus on our work and send each other cards every year on our birthdays. 271 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,436 Wait, what... What month is it? 272 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,146 - Uh, April. - Most years. 273 00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,399 The point is we give each other space. 274 00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,818 I give her Europe, she gives me South America, 275 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,529 that's where she thinks I'm living. 276 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:09,451 Oh, I... I've never considered a long distance marriage. 277 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,453 Well, listen, if you want to be a great scientist 278 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:12,996 you can't afford to be distracted. 279 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:17,459 Hey, where are my manners? You fellows must be hungry. 280 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,753 - Do you like rabbit? - Yeah. Sure. 281 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,630 - Sounds good. - Okay. 282 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:26,301 But can you tell the difference between rabbit and squirrel? 283 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:27,677 - No. Don't think so. - Probably not. 284 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:31,556 Great, we're having rabbit. 285 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,560 Be right back. 286 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,399 It's amazing how much he's accomplished 287 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:44,569 by isolating himself from the distractions of day-to-day life. 288 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:47,405 Okay, please don't tell me you wanna live like this. 289 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,283 See, that's the strange thing, I don't. 290 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:55,372 What is wrong with me? Why don't I want this? 291 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,124 Look how cool it all is. 292 00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,459 Nothing is wrong with you. 293 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:03,213 You have friends, you have a fiancée. You have a full life. 294 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,968 You know what? You're right. 295 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,471 Thank you for bringing me up here. 296 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,724 But I think I'm ready to go home now. 297 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,894 Really? You don't want to stay for dinner and talk more science? 298 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:22,232 No, no, we better go. I miss Amy. And my phone. 299 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,948 Also, I'm from Texas 300 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:32,409 and I can taste the difference between rabbit and squirrel. 301 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,708 Whoa... Huh? 302 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,629 - Oh, look who's back. - There she is. 303 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,214 What happened? How did we get here? 304 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:48,717 You don't remember anything? 305 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:53,013 I remember taking some shots and then... That's it. 306 00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:55,891 Oh, my gosh, did I pass out? 307 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,475 You kinda did. 308 00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:00,353 At my own bachelorette party? I'm so lame. 309 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:05,192 Oh, you didn't pass out before you did all kinds of fun stuff. 310 00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,443 What did I do? 311 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,696 What did you do? 312 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,406 What did she do? 313 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:17,621 Um, well, you don't remember Riverdancing on top of the bar? 314 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,128 - I did that? - Yeah, you did. 315 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,213 Mmm. 316 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,673 But I don't know how to Riverdance. 317 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,636 Didn't stop you from teaching all those shirtless firemen. 318 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,098 I saw shirtless firemen? 319 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:39,601 Saw, smelled, slid down like a pole. 320 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,605 Did I flash anybody? 321 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,690 How about "everybody"? 322 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:52,489 I can't believe it, I'm so embarrassed. You didn't take any pictures, did you? 323 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,990 Oh, no, we would never do that to you. 324 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:57,494 Yeah, but if there were pictures, they would be crazy. 325 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,872 - You guys are good friends. - Mmm. 326 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,428 Dinner! 327 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,057 Guys? 328 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:24,062 I can't believe they left without saying goodbye. 329 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,816 Wait a minute, what if they stole my work? 330 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:31,736 Wait a minute, what if they were never here at all? 331 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,656 Wait a minute, 332 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:38,201 what if they haven't gotten here yet but they're on their way? 333 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:40,912 I'd better tidy up. 334 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:52,966 Hello. 335 00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:55,010 Welcome back. How did it go? 336 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,263 Doctor Wolcott's theories of time 337 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:01,266 might save my new interpretation of string theory. 338 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,809 Well, that's exciting. 339 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:06,354 Yeah, it is. How was your bachelorette party? 340 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:11,276 Well, I was in a bar and I saw some shirtless men. 341 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,237 They were firemen and they fought over me. 342 00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:18,283 But, Penny and Bernadette got me out of there 343 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,201 before the victor got my spoils. 344 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,331 I see. 345 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,709 What's the matter? You look glum. 346 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:33,882 Amy, would you still love me if I wasn't who you thought I was? 347 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:35,925 What are you talking about? 348 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:41,014 Well, what if it turns out I'm not the single-minded, 349 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,932 science-obsessed recluse 350 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,352 who puts his work above everything and everybody else 351 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:46,686 that you fell in love with? 352 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,151 What if I'm not the straight-laced, 353 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,278 buttoned-up, quilting queen you thought I was? 354 00:19:57,364 --> 00:20:00,367 What if I'm a Riverdancing wild woman? 355 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,376 I'd still love you. 356 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,294 I'd still love you, too. 357 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,590 Do you really know how to Riverdance? 358 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,057 You tell me. 359 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,279 I'm the only man you do that for.