1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,794 [birds chirping] 2 00:00:03,211 --> 00:00:04,337 [dog barks] 3 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:09,968 -What is that? -What's what? 4 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:13,930 -Something spilled. -What? 5 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,808 -Something spilled in the bed. -Okay, well, clean it up! 6 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:18,476 No, it's wet. There's wet in the bed. 7 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:19,811 -What? -Yeah. 8 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:21,813 -Well, what did you spill, David? -I didn't spill anything! 9 00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:24,733 -Well, what... Are you bleeding? -What? No! 10 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:27,318 Well, what is it? 11 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:30,196 Nothing. 12 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,198 -Is it you? What happened? -Nothing! 13 00:00:33,324 --> 00:00:35,869 Oh, my God, David, did you wet the bed? 14 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:39,831 No. I have to go. 15 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:43,376 -I have to go. -You're not going anywhere. 16 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,794 No, I need to leave. 17 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,629 David, calm down, okay? It's fine. 18 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,923 It's not fine! Nothing about that is fine. 19 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:51,384 Do we have to file for divorce if we were never married? 20 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,470 We are not getting divorced... yet. 21 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:55,930 I need to see if I can get the stain out of my sheets first. 22 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:58,349 Okay, does that window open? Because I'm about to jump out of it. 23 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:01,102 David, just get in the shower. I will deal with this. 24 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,562 Just let-- let me do that for you. 25 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:05,356 And I gotta probably get these sheets in the wash sooner than later. 26 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,318 I will take a shower, but we must never see each other again. 27 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:09,819 Okay, that sounds like a fair deal. 28 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:13,114 David, I'm gonna need the bedspread too, so... 29 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:14,574 Just-- 30 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:16,159 Okay. 31 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:21,039 -I love you. -I'm glad one of us does. 32 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:24,209 [theme music playing] 33 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:33,551 {\an8}-Hey. -Mm! 34 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,720 {\an8}So how was your seventh shower? 35 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:37,680 {\an8}Satisfactory, thank you so much. 36 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,265 {\an8}-Listen, David, I-- -Yeah, you know what? 37 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:40,809 {\an8}Can we just not? 38 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:42,185 {\an8}Well, I think it's important that we do. 39 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:44,479 {\an8}-Oh, my God! -Look, things happen. 40 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:46,189 {\an8}Yes, things happen! 41 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:48,441 {\an8}Things happen all in your sheets, 42 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:51,611 {\an8}and now you need to remake your little bed, because I peed in it! 43 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:54,405 {\an8}David, there is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, okay? 44 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:57,117 {\an8}And look, I found this blanket that I thought I had lost 45 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,661 {\an8}in the laundry room, so you've actually done me a favor. 46 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:00,995 {\an8}Mm. 47 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:02,705 {\an8}So maybe we can, um... 48 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:06,000 {\an8}Maybe we can take divorce off the table? 49 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:12,298 {\an8}Maybe, but if the tables were turned, I can't say I'd be as generous. 50 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:13,716 {\an8}Understood. 51 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,220 {\an8}[crackling] 52 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,723 {\an8}-What is that noise? -I don't know. 53 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:23,226 {\an8}Maybe the sheets are a bit stiff. 54 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:25,478 {\an8}No, it's like a crinkling sound. 55 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:27,814 {\an8}Oh, you're probably just sitting on the mattress tag. 56 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:29,315 {\an8}[gasps] 57 00:02:31,025 --> 00:02:33,194 {\an8}-Is this a mattress protector? -No. 58 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:37,157 {\an8}No, no, that's a-- a second sheet that you put on the mattress, 59 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,950 {\an8}um, that my mom gave me when I moved in, so I just-- 60 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:42,537 {\an8}-You put down a plastic sheet? -Well, I don't think it's a pla-- 61 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,497 {\an8}It might have like a rubberized coating, but I don't know. 62 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,708 {\an8}-Oh, my God! -Purely coincidental. 63 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:51,004 {\an8}Purely coincidental? 64 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,715 {\an8}[sighs] Okay, look. 65 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:56,801 {\an8}I just wanted you to be comfortable 66 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:59,679 {\an8}-in case it happened again, that's-- -Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 67 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:02,181 {\an8}Come on, David, it's an expensive mattress! 68 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:06,269 {\an8}More expensive than my dignity? 69 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:08,897 {\an8}-I mean, comparable, at least. -Wow. 70 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:10,607 {\an8}-Wow! -Okay. 71 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,692 {\an8}-Well... -No good? 72 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,488 {\an8}[birds chirping] 73 00:03:18,197 --> 00:03:19,198 {\an8}[knocks] 74 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:22,493 {\an8}Hey, I just got off the phone with the PR people from Interflix, 75 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,913 {\an8}they're making the announcement about the "Crows" movie at noon, 76 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:27,040 {\an8}so they've requested that you do a social media takeover, 77 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,042 {\an8}but don't worry, I will handle it. 78 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:31,044 {\an8}Takeover? That sounds hostile. 79 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:33,254 {\an8}No, they just want you to, like, send out posts from their account, 80 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:34,631 {\an8}but I will do it for you. 81 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,591 {\an8}-You will? -Mm-hmm, trust me. 82 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:38,885 {\an8}I've dated enough mid-level latte art influencers 83 00:03:38,968 --> 00:03:39,969 {\an8}to know what the people want. 84 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:43,806 {\an8}I'm sorry, Alexis, I only understood about half of what you just said. 85 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,725 {\an8}What exactly is required of me? 86 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:48,978 {\an8}Um, just, like, a couple of cute pics, and funny one-liners. 87 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:53,691 {\an8}I see, and you would be the architect behind those funny one-liners? 88 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:55,109 {\an8}-Mm-hmm. -[laughs] 89 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:59,781 {\an8}Color me curious, what might one of my humorous quips sound like to you? 90 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:01,074 {\an8}Oh, my God, I don't know yet. 91 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:04,577 {\an8}Well, it's just that you and I have very different comedic stylings, dear. 92 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,871 {\an8}I take a slightly more cerebral approach. 93 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,290 Okay, you were the one that described social media 94 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,584 as an amusement park for clinical narcissists, 95 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,169 so I'm doing you a favor. 96 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,588 Very well. Let me see what you're typing. 97 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:19,634 "Big news coming soon, caw, caw!" 98 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:22,428 And a little yellow cartoon... winking. 99 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:25,098 [gasps] You know what would be fun, Alexis? 100 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:27,183 Let's put a beak on that winking cartoon. 101 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,268 No, you can't do that. 102 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,645 -Let me handle this, please. -[sighs] 103 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:34,607 -Okay, is it on? Can they see us? -No, you just press "send." 104 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,652 Alexis, this is exciting! 105 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:40,905 We have our very own digital soapbox here! 106 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:43,199 It reminds me of the Nickelodeon pilot I did 107 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,077 in which Ashley Tisdale and I played suffragettes. 108 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,121 -You remember, "You Go, Girl." -Mm-hmm. 109 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:50,957 -Have you pressed send yet? -Send. 110 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:54,168 Okay, great. Now we just wait three-and-a-half hours 111 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:55,670 until people are on their lunch break, 112 00:04:55,753 --> 00:04:57,922 -and then we post again. -Okay. 113 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,091 [gasps] Alexis, they're liking it! 114 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,511 We have five likes! People are cawing back! 115 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:07,765 Oh, Alexis, I think you and I might need to purchase antibiotics. 116 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,184 I believe we've just gone viral. 117 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:12,395 Ohhh! [chuckles] 118 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:13,771 'Kay. 119 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,815 [birds chirping] 120 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:20,528 A 20-minute drive to another motel. 121 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:24,240 Mr. Rose, what are we doing here? 122 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:27,368 Well, I brought you here, Stevie, because... 123 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:31,456 -I think we should buy it. -Uh... 124 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,126 Yeah, okay. I'm-- I'm not sure about that. 125 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:36,836 No surprise there, Johnny, 126 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:39,213 I told you she's not the visionary you and I are. 127 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:44,052 Stevie, this is the inevitable next step in building the Rosebud Empire. 128 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,429 Okay, but I think maybe we should talk about it first 129 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:48,639 before we just jump into building the empire. 130 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:51,142 Well, I know this must be a little overwhelming right now, 131 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:54,520 but I thought it was better for you to see the place yourself. 132 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,773 Roland, there are a lot of cars here today. 133 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,775 I thought you set up a private showing. 134 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,110 I'm pretty sure I said private. 135 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:04,363 Okay, heads up, this must be the agent. Smile. 136 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:07,533 Good morning. Are you here for Benny Turkstra? 137 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:10,161 Uh, I spoke with somebody named Betty, 138 00:06:10,244 --> 00:06:13,831 but I was mowing the lawn at the time, so your guess is as good as mine. 139 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,584 Betty is Benny's wife. Please, follow me. 140 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,753 Huh, Betty and Benny? 141 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,005 [chuckles] What are they, puppets? 142 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:22,673 It's the Benny and Betty Show! 143 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:23,800 -Okay, Roland-- -[nonsense words] 144 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,010 I'm Betty. I'm Benny. I'm Betty! 145 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:30,723 [somber organ music plays] 146 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:37,021 Why do I get the feeling this isn't an open house? 147 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:39,065 Maybe it's because of the coffin. 148 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:41,067 This is a funeral, Roland! 149 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:43,319 What exactly did the woman say to you? 150 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:46,239 She said the showing was at nine o'clock. 151 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:48,741 She may have said viewing. 152 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:50,827 What the hell, Roland? 153 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,578 Johnny, language, please! 154 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:54,497 A man is dead. 155 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:00,670 [pen clicking] 156 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:05,424 David, you know, your tea has been just sitting here untouched 157 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:06,759 for about half an hour, 158 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:09,554 and you're probably gonna have to drink something at some point. 159 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:11,764 I'm just not that thirsty. I'm doing inventory. 160 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:14,559 Okay, you're making this so much more of a thing than it needs to be. 161 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,936 -Am I? -[bell over door jingles] 162 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:18,062 Buongiorno, boys! 163 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:22,191 [chuckles] Say hello to all my new hashtag "frands." 164 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:26,070 It's a little word I assembled to consecrate my fans, 165 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:27,447 who are also my friends. 166 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,991 Okay, "frands" doesn't sound nice. 167 00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:34,203 To all of you asking what is this little mercantile establishment 168 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:37,123 with the almost gallery-like austerity? 169 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:42,336 Well, it so happens it's also owned by my son, David Rose. 170 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,755 -Say hi, David. -Okay, I would rather not, thanks. 171 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:46,924 And his hashtag fiancé, Patrick. 172 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:50,219 I don't think you have to say hashtag when you're just talking, Mrs. Rose. 173 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:53,473 Okay, what are you doing? You look like the downfall of society. 174 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,600 Can you please turn that off while you're in our store, please? 175 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,310 Very well. 176 00:07:58,102 --> 00:08:00,897 Frands, please keep checking your phones 177 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:04,484 for more "Crow" related intel by me, Moira Rose, 178 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:09,489 especially you, "Wine and Cat Gal 74." I do hope you stop crying soon. 179 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:11,824 Caw! Caw! For now. [blows kiss] 180 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,119 Didn't realize you were on social media. 181 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:19,207 Only fleetingly. And only because the network requested it. 182 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:20,791 That's nice. 183 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:26,881 Hm, it's noticeably cheerless in here today. 184 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:28,674 If I didn't know better, 185 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,761 I would suspect a little trouble in paradise. 186 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:34,805 David's just having a bit of a day. 187 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,141 Didn't get a lot of sleep last night. 188 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,519 Okay, I'm doing fine, thanks! 189 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,479 David, what's wrong? 190 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:44,774 [gasps] Your sleep apnea hasn't returned, has it? 191 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:47,652 I thought that was remedied when you got your new nose. 192 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:48,778 It was. 193 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,029 Is it night sweats? 194 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,782 You're not eating pepperettes in bed again! 195 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:54,408 -No. -Night terrors? 196 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:55,826 I don't wanna talk about it! 197 00:08:56,953 --> 00:09:00,164 David, don't tell me you've had a nighttime oopsie-daisy. 198 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:02,291 I'm sorry, a what? 199 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,210 I'm leaving. 200 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:07,338 Okay? And if I don't come back, it's because of you. 201 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:08,673 Me? 202 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,300 Ooh, dear. 203 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:14,136 David's nocturnal enuresis used to only happen 204 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:18,307 when he went to bed all juiced up with excited anticipation about something. 205 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:21,435 Christmas, birthdays, the Ides of March. 206 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:26,065 And now it seems your impending nuptials has opened the floodgates. 207 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:28,818 Oh! Why am I oddly flattered? 208 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:30,403 I can't imagine. 209 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:32,488 Hmm. 210 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,782 Well, I hate to point this out, Mr. Rose, 211 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:37,076 but if you weren't in such a rush to see this place, 212 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:38,411 we wouldn't be at a funeral. 213 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:41,706 No, it's what happens when you leave anything up to Roland. 214 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:43,958 We just have to find a window where we can leave 215 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:45,334 without anybody seeing us. 216 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,753 Because the last thing we want to do is offend the woman 217 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,005 that's selling us this place. 218 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:52,049 Well, assuming we're actually buying it. 219 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:56,345 You know what they say, you can tell the quality of a motel 220 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,598 by the food they serve at the owner's funeral. 221 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,600 We're not even supposed to be here, Roland. 222 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,560 Can you put the plate-- Is that egg salad? 223 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:03,686 [Betty] Johnny, is it? 224 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,105 Yes, yes, it is. 225 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:08,107 Mrs. Turkstra, this is Johnny Rose. 226 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:12,820 I-- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've met. Um, how did you know my Benny? 227 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:14,655 Johnny... 228 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:18,701 Yes, well, we were, uh, friends, I mean... 229 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:21,412 acquaintances, I would say-- 230 00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:24,415 -From the bowling league. -Uh, you mean curling? 231 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,876 Did you curl with my Benny? 232 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:31,172 I-- You know, more important, I think we just wanted to come by 233 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:32,757 -and pay our respects. -Mm-hmm. 234 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:36,636 Because this must be so difficult for you, dealing with your loss, 235 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:39,055 and, uh, selling the motel. 236 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,600 I'm sorry, I'm still trying to place you. 237 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:46,854 I-- I don't remember seeing you at Benny's last bonspiel. 238 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:51,651 Well, that's because Johnny here, um, 239 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:55,529 had another bonspiel to go to, and unfortunately, 240 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:59,200 that bonspiel was way more important than Benny's bonspiel, so we... 241 00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:01,452 -Well, Ro-- Roland that-- -...we had to go to that bonspiel. 242 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:02,787 No, no, no, that was-- I would've been-- 243 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,205 I think I know why you're here. 244 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:09,877 It might be more appropriate to have this conversation outside. 245 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,590 Since I wasn't in the curling league, can I go home? 246 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,467 No. No. 247 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,768 Say Havarti, girls! 248 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:27,728 [camera clicks] 249 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:31,232 Oh, no! [laughs] Well, you can't win them all. 250 00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:33,442 Wow, someone's in a surprisingly good mood, 251 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,194 considering they're 15 minutes late. 252 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:38,406 -Blame my new Internet frands. -What'd she just say? 253 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:42,451 Oh, I was dragooned into taking over the Interflix social media channels today, 254 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,370 and apparently I'm quite proficient at it. 255 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,330 I thought you hated social media. 256 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:50,376 What did you call it, a, um, a cauldron of self-absorption. 257 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,045 You have an almost unsettling memory, Twyla. 258 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:56,090 Now just a quick snap for my friend, 259 00:11:56,173 --> 00:12:00,803 "Wine and Cat Gal 74," and her frands at the rehabilitation facility. 260 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:04,140 Fine, but nothing gets posted without my written approval. 261 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,266 [camera clicks] 262 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,685 Oh, Alexis, wonderful! I was just about to post. 263 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,812 Will you please do a selfie of me and my Jazzigals? 264 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,605 Um, actually, may I speak with you for a moment? 265 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,692 If Interflix is asking if I'll extend my takeover, 266 00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:16,652 my answer is, I'll think about it. 267 00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:18,279 -[girls titter] -Mm, actually, 268 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:20,281 I think we might wanna discuss this matter privately. 269 00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:22,158 Okay, two minutes, gals? 270 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,660 In the meantime, if you'd like to follow the Interflix channels... 271 00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:26,454 Oh, no, that won't be necessary. 272 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,873 Okay, who taught you how to livestream? 273 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,250 A wonderful teen named CherryBus. 274 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,210 She lives in Singapore. Why? Who wants to know? 275 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,045 Okay, well, did she teach you how to turn it off? 276 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,089 Because you just posted your entire conversation 277 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,382 with David and Patrick! 278 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,177 No, I distinctly remember putting down the phone. 279 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,553 But you didn't stop recording. 280 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,930 So people basically got, like, a whole podcast 281 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,640 about how David's wetting the bed again. 282 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,100 If I wasn't your publicist, 283 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,144 I would be enjoying the situation a lot more than I am. 284 00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:52,688 Which is still, like, quite a lot. 285 00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:53,898 Oh, dear. 286 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:58,110 Fortunately, David doesn't subscribe to social media, so we-- 287 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:01,489 we just need to take it down, and David will be none the wiser. 288 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:02,573 Okay. 289 00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:07,036 Hey, Moira, you weren't lying! You do have a knack for this. 290 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,996 What are we looking at? 291 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:10,581 Okay, um, no need to watch that. 292 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,124 Okay, Twyla, if you haven't seen it already, 293 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,001 then maybe just once, but that is it! 294 00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:15,836 [online video plays] 295 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,548 Now, I-- I'd like to start from the beginning. 296 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,342 Mrs. Turkstra, we-- we were just-- 297 00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:23,385 -I was speaking. -Yes, you were. 298 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,847 It's becoming very clear that you people didn't know my husband at all. 299 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,349 Well, now, when you say "know," uh-- 300 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,851 -Am I still talking? -Yes, you were, ma'am. 301 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,686 I can't say I wasn't expecting you. 302 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,355 I just didn't think you'd show up at the funeral! 303 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,733 I'm aware that my husband was not perfect. 304 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,486 I told him that poker ring was risky, 305 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:43,197 and I know there were some shady business dealings 306 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:46,325 that went on behind closed doors, but I had nothing to do with it! 307 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:47,576 I'm sorry? 308 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,828 Well, you're the federal agents I was warned about. 309 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:53,832 No need to keep up the act. Her face has "fed" written all over it. 310 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,877 -Thanks. -Mrs. Turkstra, we're not feds. 311 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,672 No, there seems to have been some crossed wires here. 312 00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:02,132 No, we thought we were coming out to look at the property. 313 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,718 We're from Rosebud Motel. 314 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,762 Maureen Bud's old place? 315 00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:11,183 That would be the one. Uh, Aunt Maureen is... was my aunt. 316 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,060 Oh, for heaven's sakes! 317 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,105 Benny and I used to play bingo with Maureen. 318 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,941 [laughs] What a small world! 319 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:22,278 Johnny and I used to play bingo with Maureen, right after curling. 320 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,362 Roland. 321 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:26,907 Well, it would be a relief to sell this place to someone we know. 322 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,909 Uh, well, we're not sure yet. 323 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,453 But we can touch base again next week, 324 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:34,665 and again, you have our deepest condolences. 325 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,084 Well, now that you're here, why don't you come on in 326 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,420 -and pay your respects to Benny? -Oh... 327 00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:41,422 Considering you may be taking over his home. 328 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:45,885 Yes, yes, yes. Well, sure. We can come in and pay our respects. 329 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,803 Too bad it's not an open casket. 330 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,681 I would've loved to say goodbye to old Benny's face. 331 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:51,891 We'd be happy to open it for you. 332 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,310 No, no, closed-- closed is fine. 333 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:56,604 -Closed. -Sure. 334 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,400 [music plays on radio] 335 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,738 [gasps] Oh, look, Alexis, Patrick's here. 336 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,866 Yep, you asked me to meet you here. 337 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,620 -Mm. -So what-- what's goin' on? 338 00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:16,999 And David is bewitching himself elsewhere? 339 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:21,170 Yeah, he is, uh, dusting the shelves, even though I cleaned them last week, 340 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,505 but hey, whatever it takes to get him through this. 341 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,967 Priority number one, get David through this! 342 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,761 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm! 343 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:33,390 Quick "Q," um, has David taken your phone or anything, 344 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,601 or, like, looked at anyone else's phone? 345 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,479 No. 346 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:40,981 Sorry, somebody wanna tell me what's goin' on? 347 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:47,279 Okay, okay... So, no biggie, but my mom may have accidentally posted 348 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:51,283 your little conversation from this morning over social media. 349 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,079 The-- The one about... 350 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,330 The oopsie-daisy. Yes. 351 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:59,792 But don't worry, I am involved now, and I will be taking it down. 352 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,502 It's still up? 353 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,087 And generating a lot of traction. 354 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,965 But yes, it's been, uh-- We're taking it-- 355 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,550 It's being taken down right now. 356 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,428 So how... how did this happen? 357 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:16,266 Right. I was strong-armed into participating in social marketing, 358 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:21,188 and a dear friend of mine from Singapore, Miss CherryBus, 359 00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:24,483 suggested I try my hand at creating a living stream. 360 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:27,611 Okay, she doesn't know what she's doing, and didn't know that it was recording. 361 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:32,783 Okay, look, David can never, ever find out about this. 362 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,661 I am actually afraid that he will never sleep again. 363 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:38,664 Precisely why we're involving you in this covert stratagem. 364 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:42,376 So all we need to do is keep David off the Internet for, like, 24 hours, 365 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:45,587 or until a celebrity says something wrong, which could be any minute. 366 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,881 Okay, I think I can handle that. 367 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,843 Wonderful! Crisis averted. Hmm! 368 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,595 Yeah, so you still haven't taken the post down. 369 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,683 -I'm doing that now. -Cool. 370 00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,935 So I'll just sit here until that happens. 371 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,105 -It's kind of cute, though. -Alexis. 372 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,440 Yes. 373 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,816 -Let's take it down. -Mm-hmm. 374 00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,446 [insects buzz] 375 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:18,954 Oh, Stevie. 376 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:21,832 Listen, I owe you an apology for today. 377 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,126 You know, the way I rushed you into that thing. 378 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:27,087 On the plus side, we did make that personal connection, 379 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:30,174 and I think we might be able to get a better deal than I had thought. 380 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,051 Okay, "we"? 381 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,136 Unless you have a better idea, 382 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:37,639 I know you wanted to talk this out, so, uh, I'm all ears. 383 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,100 Mr. Rose, what I've been trying to talk to you about 384 00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:42,936 is more than just the new motel. 385 00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,230 Oh. Well... 386 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,441 what is it, Stevie? 387 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,528 I don't think I'm ready to... 388 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:57,076 commit to this business, like... 389 00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,828 as a whole. 390 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,580 Oh. 391 00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,958 Well, that is a bigger conversation, isn't it? 392 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:09,588 It's just, doing "Cabaret" made me feel like I should push myself, 393 00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,632 and so I just wondered... 394 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:16,053 you know, maybe there's something more out there for me. 395 00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,723 Well, what are you saying, you want out? 396 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,685 No! Uh, I don't know, I just... 397 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:30,818 I feel like I'd regret it if I didn't at least try to see what's out there. 398 00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,988 Well, if that's what you feel, you need to push yourself, Stevie. 399 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:38,909 I, uh, certainly am not gonna stand in your way. 400 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:42,830 Same reason I left the button factory when I was a young man. 401 00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,083 That, and the fact that working conditions 402 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,377 weren't exactly safe for a ten-year-old, but... 403 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:53,382 That being said, I'm not going to pretend that I don't hope you'll come back. 404 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:57,511 Either way, I hope you find what you're looking for. 405 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:58,887 Mr. Rose... 406 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:01,682 thank you. 407 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,227 Okay, you know what? I think... 408 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:10,315 I should just head home early and think about it. 409 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:15,529 Yeah... or you can think about it as you finish your shift? 410 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,322 That's fair. 411 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,576 I'm gonna miss that enthusiasm. 412 00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:21,994 [groans] 413 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,916 [crickets chirp] 414 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,547 I'm so glad you decided to stay. 415 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,301 Well, there's literally no liquid left in my body, so... 416 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,719 [laughs] 417 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,387 -[mattress crinkles] -Oh! 418 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:41,805 -Yeah. -Forgot about this. 419 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,141 -Taking that off first thing tomorrow. -Huh! 420 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,311 [exhales] 421 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:50,272 I wonder how long my mom lasted on the Internets. 422 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,983 Not long, I don't think. 423 00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,860 You know, you were smart to get off of there. 424 00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:57,779 Mm-hmm. I was curious to see what kinds of things 425 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,323 she was posting throughout the day, though. 426 00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:01,658 -Yeah, nothing of note. -Hmm. 427 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,744 Um, yeah, she really didn't know how to use it, so... 428 00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:06,413 -Mm-hmm. -Hey, let's talk about something else. 429 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,332 Sure, um... 430 00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:11,335 what's the thread count on this plastic? 431 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,881 Okay, would it help if I were to share 432 00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,800 something private and embarrassing with you? 433 00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,303 I might be too tired for that tonight. 434 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,679 Ha-ha! 435 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,308 If we're gonna be married, I just think it's important 436 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:30,729 that we be as open and honest with each other as we possibly can. 437 00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,941 What is this sexy thing? 438 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:37,486 Okay, I only put this in when you're not around. 439 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,447 -It's my mouthguard. -Oh. 440 00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:43,408 Well, there's nothing really embarrassing about that. 441 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,869 Also, you look very beautiful. 442 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:47,204 Aw, thank you. 443 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,289 [David clears throat] 444 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:51,208 How about... 445 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,627 now? 446 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:54,795 My God! 447 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:58,382 This is my nose thing, and it just helps me breathe better. 448 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:02,928 I have never been more attracted to you. 449 00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:04,179 Mm, same. 450 00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:07,474 -[David laughs] -[cell phone chimes] 451 00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:08,976 Ooh! 452 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,691 Ronnie's texting me a link to something? 453 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:18,944 Okay, put it away, David. It's bedtime.