1 00:02:01,533 --> 00:02:02,767 Dude, all right. 2 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,233 Yeah, I just got the date thing. 3 00:02:04,267 --> 00:02:05,533 Hang on. 4 00:02:05,567 --> 00:02:06,833 Let's see, 5 00:02:06,867 --> 00:02:08,267 why don't I, 6 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:10,733 no, maybe it's fade? 7 00:02:10,767 --> 00:02:11,567 Dude. 8 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:12,433 Oh. 9 00:02:14,267 --> 00:02:15,500 - Dude. 10 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:26,400 Piss bitch! 11 00:02:29,333 --> 00:02:30,133 - Go! 12 00:02:30,167 --> 00:02:31,067 Berty! 13 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:32,000 Fucking go. 14 00:02:32,033 --> 00:02:33,333 The one on the right, asshole. 15 00:02:42,467 --> 00:02:45,000 Yeah, I don't know if I'm doing this right. 16 00:02:45,033 --> 00:02:46,733 Should there be a light on or something? 17 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:49,567 So, you put it on there? 18 00:02:50,933 --> 00:02:53,233 - Right by the skiing place. 19 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:57,367 Dude, we should put the logo 20 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,500 on the Rockwood, dude. 21 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:02,800 Wait, hold on a second. 22 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:05,967 Do that again. 23 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:08,400 Right there. 24 00:03:34,967 --> 00:03:37,500 Everett Road. 25 00:03:37,533 --> 00:03:39,300 I think we turn left. 26 00:03:40,733 --> 00:03:42,033 - Give me it. 27 00:03:48,233 --> 00:03:49,367 No, we go straight through. 28 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,567 - Hang on, this is Riverview. 29 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,433 Ezra said to hang a Lester. 30 00:03:52,467 --> 00:03:54,167 - Yeah, well, Ezra's a fag. 31 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,733 We're going straight. 32 00:03:59,567 --> 00:04:01,800 Man, I should take a dump off a there. 33 00:04:01,833 --> 00:04:02,833 - We're okay. 34 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:04,867 It should be right up here. 35 00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:07,600 Man, soon as MTV hears this, 36 00:04:07,633 --> 00:04:10,733 we're just going to get all over the place. 37 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,267 Oh, we're getting warmer. 38 00:04:20,233 --> 00:04:21,067 Fuck was that? 39 00:04:43,733 --> 00:04:44,567 Oh, man. 40 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:48,100 Derek, come on. Stop... 41 00:04:48,133 --> 00:04:50,367 Shut up, Lis. 42 00:04:58,433 --> 00:04:59,233 Oh dude, wait, wait. 43 00:04:59,267 --> 00:05:00,067 Turn up here. 44 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,167 Here? 45 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,467 Yeah. 46 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:07,400 Hurry up. 47 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:08,933 Oh, miss me already? 48 00:05:08,967 --> 00:05:10,133 Be right back. 49 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:16,900 Stinks out here. 50 00:05:16,933 --> 00:05:18,300 We're in the boonies, 51 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:19,633 just stop being a pussy. 52 00:05:27,567 --> 00:05:29,067 Oh, that is nasty. 53 00:05:30,533 --> 00:05:31,900 Oh, man. 54 00:05:43,933 --> 00:05:46,533 Dude, looks like your mom's gnarled bush. 55 00:05:46,567 --> 00:05:48,267 Eat me, dude. 56 00:05:53,067 --> 00:05:54,400 Hold on. 57 00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:56,633 Hear that? 58 00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:57,933 What? 59 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:09,867 ♪ It's not fair you leave me 60 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:13,667 ♪ And watch you go 61 00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:18,700 ♪ Can we go back now 62 00:06:24,067 --> 00:06:25,000 Okay, yeah. 63 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,433 Oh, my God! 64 00:06:46,133 --> 00:06:48,167 Give it to her good, you old fucker! 65 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,567 Mother fucker! 66 00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:07,733 - Did you guys ever do that thing 67 00:07:07,767 --> 00:07:10,533 in Dolan's class about your personality? 68 00:07:10,567 --> 00:07:12,900 Okay, if you could be a bear, 69 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,000 a monkey, or a rabbit, 70 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:15,333 which one would you be? 71 00:07:15,367 --> 00:07:16,500 What about you? 72 00:07:16,533 --> 00:07:17,367 - Bear. 73 00:07:18,667 --> 00:07:19,700 - I guess I'd be a monkey. 74 00:07:19,733 --> 00:07:20,633 No, no. 75 00:07:20,667 --> 00:07:21,700 A hawk. 76 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:22,667 Yeah, I'll be a hawk. 77 00:07:25,333 --> 00:07:26,667 - Oh, my God. 78 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:29,167 Is your nose bleeding? 79 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,233 - I don't know, I guess. 80 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:35,167 Here. 81 00:07:36,267 --> 00:07:37,933 Oh, my God. - Whoa, whoa, Lise. 82 00:07:37,967 --> 00:07:39,767 Are you okay? 83 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,733 Shit Robert, pull over. 84 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:44,433 - Oh, my God. 85 00:07:44,467 --> 00:07:45,367 Fucking pull over. 86 00:07:50,833 --> 00:07:52,167 Hey, you okay, Lise? 87 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:58,800 - I have a headache. 88 00:08:09,033 --> 00:08:10,200 Hippies. 89 00:08:10,233 --> 00:08:12,067 Shouldn't you not be allowed... 90 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,533 Good lord. 91 00:08:13,567 --> 00:08:16,367 I can smell 'em from here. 92 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:17,467 Oh. 93 00:08:19,067 --> 00:08:19,900 Oh, man. 94 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:22,800 Oh, fuck. 95 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:24,233 You could braid it. 96 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,167 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 97 00:08:27,967 --> 00:08:29,400 'Cause he's a whole fucking lot better. 98 00:08:29,433 --> 00:08:30,833 Well, he's not as bad. 99 00:08:30,867 --> 00:08:32,333 That's your boyfriend, you want him. 100 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:37,167 He's like a little scrawny bear. 101 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,267 Oh. 102 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:39,533 Ew, look at her armpits. 103 00:08:39,567 --> 00:08:40,633 They like little squirrels. 104 00:08:40,667 --> 00:08:41,767 You could braid that. 105 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,067 Oh. 106 00:08:47,733 --> 00:08:48,700 That's it. 107 00:09:01,567 --> 00:09:02,533 - Give a hoot. 108 00:09:02,567 --> 00:09:03,733 Don't pollute. 109 00:09:11,367 --> 00:09:12,333 - Oh, man. 110 00:09:12,367 --> 00:09:13,333 - What? 111 00:09:13,367 --> 00:09:14,767 - Holy shit. 112 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,433 See? 113 00:09:16,467 --> 00:09:17,433 Told you. 114 00:09:17,467 --> 00:09:18,633 Wow. 115 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:22,667 - Well, I take back what I said about Ezra. 116 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:24,867 That's money. 117 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:26,200 - Shit, we got a fucking garden salad here. 118 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,700 Party tonight. 119 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,067 You got a bag? 120 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:42,667 Where did it come from? 121 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:44,200 You got a bag, dude? 122 00:09:56,767 --> 00:09:57,900 - Who is that? 123 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,333 Guys... 124 00:10:06,067 --> 00:10:08,933 He saw us, dude. 125 00:10:08,967 --> 00:10:10,233 What is he doing? 126 00:10:10,267 --> 00:10:11,067 What are we dong? 127 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:12,300 Shut up. 128 00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:13,233 Derek, what are we doing? 129 00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:13,833 Settle down, Beavis. 130 00:10:15,633 --> 00:10:16,900 Berty, keep filming. 131 00:10:16,933 --> 00:10:18,400 Everybody just play along. 132 00:10:19,933 --> 00:10:20,867 - How you doing, man? 133 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:21,900 Hey. 134 00:10:21,933 --> 00:10:22,900 - Hello. 135 00:10:22,933 --> 00:10:23,967 - Hi. 136 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,600 Whew. 137 00:10:25,633 --> 00:10:27,733 - We're just hanging out. 138 00:10:27,767 --> 00:10:30,733 - You looking for something? 139 00:10:30,767 --> 00:10:32,500 - Yeah, Lisa lost her dog. 140 00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:33,367 Derek. 141 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,633 It's a little Shih Tzu, 142 00:10:35,667 --> 00:10:37,667 a little moppy looking thing. 143 00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:38,667 You seen him around, though? 144 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:39,500 - No. 145 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,867 Mrs. Conger just wanted to know 146 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,167 what you kids were doing out here. 147 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,700 - Just hanging out. 148 00:10:44,733 --> 00:10:48,633 - She doesn't like folks on her property, and uh... 149 00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:51,300 I told her I'd come out and see. 150 00:10:52,233 --> 00:10:53,867 So, everything's okay, then? 151 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:55,133 - Yeah. 152 00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:55,967 - Yep. 153 00:10:57,067 --> 00:10:58,067 - Good lucking finding your pup. 154 00:10:58,100 --> 00:10:59,367 Lisa... 155 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,967 - Yeah? 156 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,400 - That is the prettiest. 157 00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:03,267 Elizabeth. 158 00:11:05,033 --> 00:11:07,133 Have a good one, man. 159 00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:11,567 - When you find your puppy, 160 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,833 you best be on your way, okay? 161 00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:15,933 - No problem. 162 00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:20,800 Hey, Poody! 163 00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:21,633 Pooo! 164 00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:22,500 Here, Poody! 165 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,300 Freak show. 166 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:32,900 Bert. You get all that? 167 00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:34,067 Yeah. 168 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,700 Sweet. 169 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:45,233 Let's go, dude. 170 00:11:45,267 --> 00:11:47,333 Get the fuck over here. 171 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,000 Quit fartin' around over there. 172 00:11:51,033 --> 00:11:52,767 Come on, we're fuckin' leaving. 173 00:11:55,733 --> 00:11:57,733 every once in awhile. 174 00:12:07,033 --> 00:12:08,233 - Hold on, I'll get you up. 175 00:12:08,267 --> 00:12:09,933 - All right, right foot, left foot. 176 00:12:09,967 --> 00:12:11,500 Damn it. 177 00:12:11,533 --> 00:12:12,900 Did you put grease on these fucking trees? 178 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,467 We will defeat you! 179 00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:17,600 - Oh, God. 180 00:12:29,567 --> 00:12:31,200 - Double dog, fuck, 181 00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:33,967 that's a single dog, dick head. 182 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:34,900 I'll do it. 183 00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:49,000 'Bout time. 184 00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:50,000 Shut up. 185 00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:56,100 - Nice of your sister to let you use her bike. 186 00:13:07,933 --> 00:13:09,500 Oh yeah that's way big. 187 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,267 - This fucking sucks. 188 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:17,367 Can we go? 189 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,267 Chello! 190 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,200 Hey! 191 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,100 God it's your boyfriend. 192 00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:22,933 - Hey, Chello! 193 00:13:22,967 --> 00:13:23,900 What's up, man? 194 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:24,867 Hey, Chello. 195 00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:26,833 What's up, man? 196 00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:27,700 - Hey, Salty. 197 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,767 Tiiigghhhtt. 198 00:13:31,867 --> 00:13:32,867 - Like it? 199 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:33,900 Hell yeah. 200 00:13:33,933 --> 00:13:35,400 - Hop in, man. 201 00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:37,700 - Oh, yeah, yeah. It was a whole bunch of it. 202 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:38,667 We were just there. 203 00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:39,700 We're going back tonight. 204 00:13:39,733 --> 00:13:41,333 - Who told you about it? 205 00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:42,933 Remember Ezra? 206 00:13:42,967 --> 00:13:44,233 - Ezra? 207 00:13:44,267 --> 00:13:45,800 Ezra the fag? 208 00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,467 I don't see a light. 209 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,400 Oh yeah, I put tape over it. 210 00:13:50,433 --> 00:13:53,767 Is that Missy Naughton's little sister? 211 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,567 Yep. 212 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,567 Is that your woman? 213 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,200 Yeah. 214 00:13:58,233 --> 00:13:59,167 Damn. 215 00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:08,967 You still play drums, Salty? 216 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,533 Uh yeah, I'm in a band. 217 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,233 - Cool. 218 00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:18,633 Yeah, we're gonna start playing out 219 00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:20,067 pretty soon, too. 220 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:28,933 - Well, if you need some help getting rid of it, man, 221 00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:31,867 just let me know. 222 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:33,600 I'll hook you up. 223 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,400 Yeah, cool. 224 00:14:36,433 --> 00:14:37,433 Thanks, man. 225 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,000 - By Virginia Kendall 226 00:14:40,033 --> 00:14:41,300 Yeah, I guess. 227 00:14:42,133 --> 00:14:43,767 Boston, I think? 228 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,467 Boston Town? 229 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:46,300 - Oh, Boston Mills. 230 00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:49,267 Careful, dude. 231 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,333 You been there? 232 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,067 - Eh, not for a couple years 233 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,067 but everybody's been there. 234 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,367 Million of stories about Hell Town. 235 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,033 What's that mean? 236 00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:00,500 - Well, you aren't gonna find it on any map 237 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,300 but that's what everyone calls it. 238 00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:08,567 Don't be caught in the forest alone. 239 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:12,633 The trees and rocks breathe on their own. 240 00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:14,267 Spirits and murder, 241 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:15,967 the one-eyed hearse. 242 00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:19,333 Boston Mills is a town with a curse. 243 00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:21,933 You making this shit up? 244 00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:28,100 - House in the woods, 245 00:15:28,133 --> 00:15:29,567 a giggling ghost. 246 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,967 Survive the night to your friends you will boast. 247 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,467 And if you see Hattie's glowing gown, 248 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,000 you'll die alone in Hell Town. 249 00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:43,267 Hell town. 250 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,900 Something like that. 251 00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:47,233 I fucked it up. 252 00:15:47,267 --> 00:15:48,667 Shit. 253 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:49,900 - Yeah, your brother, man. 254 00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:51,100 Me and him used to go down in the woods 255 00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:52,567 and scare the shit out of all the chicks. 256 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,733 Drop 'em off in the woods 257 00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:57,167 and show them the haunted school bus 258 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,433 and tell them the story about Hammer Hattie. 259 00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:02,233 Who's that? 260 00:16:02,267 --> 00:16:04,767 - Hattie Fichtner. 261 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,133 Crazy ole bitch. 262 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,267 Story back in the 70's or something. 263 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,733 And she used to hang all her kids toys from the trees. 264 00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:15,767 Hoping they'd come home. 265 00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:21,033 Crazy bitch didn't even know she killed 'em herself. 266 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,633 Crushed their skulls with hammers. 267 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:26,733 Just punishment, or something. - Shit. 268 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,633 Oh, fuck. 269 00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:30,833 - Yeah. 270 00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:34,267 Supposedly, it's cursed ever since, man. 271 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:36,667 Like Rogue's Hollow, Gore's Orphanage, 272 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:37,867 all that shit. 273 00:16:38,967 --> 00:16:40,467 And make sure you take 'em up 274 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:44,067 and show 'em that church will all those upside down crosses. 275 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:47,100 So, what about the school bus? 276 00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:47,967 - Eh... 277 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,633 There's a whole bunch of different versions 278 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:51,633 of that story 279 00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:52,933 but basically, 280 00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:55,233 there's a bus load of kids out in the woods. 281 00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:57,133 They get lured off the bus 282 00:16:57,167 --> 00:16:59,333 and someone, or something, 283 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,433 murders 'em one at a time. 284 00:17:02,467 --> 00:17:03,433 It was in the papers, 285 00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:05,900 a whole bunch of stuff about it, 286 00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:08,000 and I guess if you're out there real late now, 287 00:17:08,033 --> 00:17:10,533 you can still hear 'em crying. 288 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,033 Uh yeah, kinda. 289 00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,667 She was that girl that ran away, right? 290 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,033 - Yeah. 291 00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:20,267 You probably wouldn't remember all the way 292 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,500 but they 293 00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:23,833 found some of her hair down there. 294 00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:24,833 Don't get caught fucking around. 295 00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:26,133 Cops are dicks. 296 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,633 Is this bullshit? 297 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:30,867 - No, man. 298 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:33,200 There's this ghost in the cemetery. 299 00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:34,800 Can't find her grave, 300 00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:36,800 wondering around all the time. 301 00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:39,600 Yeah, you can look all this shit up. It's all Hell Town. 302 00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:41,400 Hell Town, Ohio. 303 00:17:41,433 --> 00:17:43,100 hauntedohio.com. 304 00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:45,233 You can see all this stuff. 305 00:17:45,267 --> 00:17:47,267 And we used to go to crazy house out in the woods. 306 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,467 Some people say it was a funeral home. 307 00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:54,033 It's on me, chief. 308 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,467 Ah, thanks, dude. 309 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,567 - Yeah, you don't know where you got it, though. 310 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,100 Oh yeah, don't know shit. 311 00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:02,600 - Hey, have Tommy give me a call, all right? 312 00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:03,600 Yeah. 313 00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:04,600 Yeah, I will. 314 00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:05,733 - All right. 315 00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:06,700 Later, Salty. 316 00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:10,800 Our mom's such a bitch, dude. 317 00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,300 Dude, Lisa, the other day, okay, 318 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:16,233 she comes home from school all teared out , 319 00:18:16,267 --> 00:18:18,600 she got a B in history. 320 00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:19,867 A fucking B. 321 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:21,500 God. 322 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:22,967 If I got a B in anything, 323 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,867 my mom would be doing nude back flips in the front lawn. 324 00:18:30,267 --> 00:18:32,533 I think she's in the kitchen. 325 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,933 You go get that one. 326 00:18:51,033 --> 00:18:52,700 One, two, three. 327 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,400 - Mom! 328 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:01,900 - She locked us out. 329 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,567 Come on. 330 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:15,667 Dude, it's not over here. 331 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:16,900 What are you looking for? 332 00:19:16,933 --> 00:19:18,433 Nothing. 333 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:21,800 Which road did we turn on? 334 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:22,800 Can't remember. 335 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,533 I can't see anything. 336 00:19:25,567 --> 00:19:26,933 Turn on the night vision. 337 00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:28,467 How do I do that? 338 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,833 Here, give it to me. 339 00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:30,700 There. 340 00:19:31,933 --> 00:19:33,167 Is it green? 341 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,367 Yeah. 342 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,167 Ew. 343 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,067 You look creepy. 344 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,500 Hello? 345 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,967 Don't wander off, you guys. 346 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,900 This is how it always starts. 347 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,400 You scared the shit out of me. 348 00:19:51,433 --> 00:19:53,067 I was like, what a dick. 349 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:54,533 I hate you. 350 00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:55,500 Oh, my God. 351 00:19:57,433 --> 00:19:58,967 I think we go left. 352 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,033 I'm pretty sure it's right. 353 00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,033 Wasn't there... 354 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,767 Derek, it was left. 355 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:03,933 - No, there was a building over there, wasn't there? 356 00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:05,033 No, it was left. 357 00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:06,300 Fine, left. 358 00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:07,767 Fucking don't care if we're here all night. 359 00:20:18,933 --> 00:20:21,933 Hey guys, wait up a little. 360 00:20:23,133 --> 00:20:24,367 It's off to the right, 361 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,167 when we were going down here, right? 362 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,767 Did we pass it? 363 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,867 - I don't think so. 364 00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:30,867 I can't remember. 365 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,033 No, it was the left. 366 00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:33,533 There were two lefts? 367 00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:36,867 - No, that would've taken us back towards the car. 368 00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,200 I don't know. 369 00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:39,200 I have no idea. 370 00:20:43,267 --> 00:20:45,200 - I mean, we marked it real clear, didn't we? 371 00:20:45,233 --> 00:20:48,433 Yeah, we'd see it if we passed it. 372 00:20:48,467 --> 00:20:50,167 I hear something. 373 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,433 Do you hear it? 374 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,733 What is that? 375 00:20:57,767 --> 00:20:59,533 You have the bag with you, man? 376 00:20:59,567 --> 00:21:02,267 - Yeah, I've got it here but... 377 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,600 Just checking. 378 00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:07,067 You guys don't see anything yet? 379 00:21:08,733 --> 00:21:11,600 - Okay, it's one of these. 380 00:21:11,633 --> 00:21:12,600 There's a little path up there 381 00:21:12,633 --> 00:21:13,900 and there's one over here. 382 00:21:13,933 --> 00:21:14,733 Hey guys, wait. 383 00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:15,633 Let's go. 384 00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:16,567 What? 385 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,533 You guys, wait. 386 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:18,767 What? 387 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:19,700 Oh my God, is that a person? 388 00:21:19,733 --> 00:21:22,267 - That would be a tree, Lise. 389 00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:23,467 No, you guys. 390 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,867 You guys, there's somebody here. 391 00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:26,233 No, there's not, Lisa. 392 00:21:26,267 --> 00:21:27,233 Yes. 393 00:21:27,267 --> 00:21:28,233 You guys. 394 00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:29,233 - Lisa, stop fucking around. 395 00:21:29,267 --> 00:21:30,367 You guys, wait up. 396 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,900 You guys, wait. 397 00:21:31,933 --> 00:21:33,833 What? 398 00:21:33,867 --> 00:21:34,967 We're looking right at the same place you are. 399 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,800 You guys, we gotta go. 400 00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:38,033 - You guys, wait up! 401 00:21:39,067 --> 00:21:40,267 You guys! 402 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,100 Lisa, stop freaking out! 403 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:41,800 You guys, wait! 404 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:43,767 Watch out for the tree! 405 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:44,467 Wait! 406 00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:46,667 Lisa! 407 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:47,500 What... 408 00:21:49,233 --> 00:21:51,000 Settle down! 409 00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:52,500 You guys, wait! 410 00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:09,733 Well, it's working fine now. 411 00:22:09,767 --> 00:22:11,133 - What? 412 00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:12,467 Get up and walk or something. 413 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,033 - Why? 414 00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:15,833 Just get up and walk. 415 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,733 Piece of poop. 416 00:22:26,767 --> 00:22:27,867 - What's wrong with it? 417 00:22:30,533 --> 00:22:31,867 Awuga! 418 00:22:36,767 --> 00:22:39,467 You think you can handle that, sweetheart? 419 00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:49,033 Punk kids! 420 00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:53,867 Don't mess with the U.S. mail! 421 00:22:57,833 --> 00:22:59,100 The internet. 422 00:22:59,133 --> 00:23:00,400 - That chick, with snot hanging out of her nose, 423 00:23:00,433 --> 00:23:01,367 and shit. 424 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,533 - Yeah? 425 00:23:02,567 --> 00:23:03,767 - I was just talking to Tanya. 426 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,067 She said those kids are still missing. 427 00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:10,567 - You can be in our video. 428 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,167 I don't think so. 429 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,767 - Yeah, in a tube top. 430 00:23:14,933 --> 00:23:16,667 - So, what are you reading there? 431 00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,267 Jesus. 432 00:23:26,467 --> 00:23:27,867 - Ow! 433 00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:29,867 Ow, fuck! 434 00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:31,033 Kids. 435 00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:32,267 - How can you stand him? 436 00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:33,500 There's no place you can put that 437 00:23:33,533 --> 00:23:36,300 where you know I won't go after it. 438 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,500 Two, one, fire at will! 439 00:23:42,867 --> 00:23:43,867 There it is. 440 00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:44,867 I'm out of eggs. 441 00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,967 Hey, so you guys wanna hear something? His Mom... 442 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,200 - Hey, guess what. 443 00:23:57,233 --> 00:23:58,167 They were playing "Candy Man" in there. 444 00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,167 Oh, I'm sorry. 445 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,033 What, were you talking? 446 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:04,500 - Hi, how are you? 447 00:24:04,533 --> 00:24:06,400 So, his mom offered 448 00:24:06,433 --> 00:24:11,433 to buy him brand spanking new 1999 Ford Mustang GT. 449 00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:13,933 Wow, Robert. 450 00:24:13,967 --> 00:24:14,967 That's pretty cool. 451 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:15,800 For free, too. 452 00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:17,167 Doesn't have to do shit. 453 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,233 Said he didn't want it. 454 00:24:18,267 --> 00:24:19,700 - Why? 455 00:24:19,733 --> 00:24:21,667 He's a dicklick. I don't know, 456 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:25,000 he's keeping that piece of shit. 457 00:24:25,033 --> 00:24:26,100 - Guys, look. 458 00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:34,200 Hey maybe we should give your mom a ride. 459 00:24:42,233 --> 00:24:43,400 Shut up, woman. 460 00:24:43,433 --> 00:24:46,200 Don't tell me to shut up. 461 00:24:47,167 --> 00:24:48,567 - So, what is a...what was it? 462 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:49,900 Hosto? 463 00:24:49,933 --> 00:24:51,133 It's a hostel, dumb ass. 464 00:24:51,167 --> 00:24:52,567 - What the fuck's that? 465 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,533 It's like a cheap hotel boarding house 466 00:24:54,567 --> 00:24:55,900 where travelers stay. 467 00:24:55,933 --> 00:24:57,133 Yeah, I've stayed in one. 468 00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:58,433 They're everywhere. 469 00:24:58,467 --> 00:24:59,533 When did you stay in one? 470 00:24:59,567 --> 00:25:01,200 Oh, Canada. 471 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:03,067 Thought you knew that. You didn't know that? 472 00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:06,000 - When the fuck were you in Canada? 473 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,467 - Mother fucker! 474 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,300 - What's up, member us, mother fuckers!... 475 00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:12,633 What did we do? 476 00:25:12,667 --> 00:25:14,067 - You remember us, huh? 477 00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:16,300 Gimme that camera! 478 00:25:16,333 --> 00:25:17,700 Holy shit, go! 479 00:25:19,233 --> 00:25:21,633 Start the damn car! 480 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,267 Fuck you, man! 481 00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:27,267 Where did they come from? 482 00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:28,533 - Holy shit. 483 00:25:28,567 --> 00:25:31,233 What the fuck was their problem? 484 00:25:43,433 --> 00:25:44,700 Dick. 485 00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:54,100 Ew, what is that? 486 00:25:54,133 --> 00:25:56,067 It's a statue. 487 00:25:57,633 --> 00:26:00,467 It's not a statue, it's a dude. 488 00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:07,567 Oh. 489 00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,800 - Dude, there was a kick ass lookin' building 490 00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:12,167 behind that church up there. 491 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,433 I can't really see what's inside of it 492 00:26:13,467 --> 00:26:15,433 but it looks totally sweet. 493 00:26:15,467 --> 00:26:16,433 Come on, Berty. 494 00:26:16,467 --> 00:26:17,267 You and me. 495 00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:18,200 No. 496 00:26:18,233 --> 00:26:19,267 - Ah dude, come on. 497 00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:20,100 Double dog. 498 00:26:20,133 --> 00:26:21,967 Take Robert. 499 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,600 - Fuck, I'm not taking Robert. 500 00:26:23,633 --> 00:26:25,867 I'm taking you, timid Teddy. 501 00:26:27,433 --> 00:26:28,400 Timid Teddy? 502 00:26:28,433 --> 00:26:29,633 Triple dog? 503 00:26:29,667 --> 00:26:30,467 You guys know what'll happen 504 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:31,600 if we get caught, right? 505 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:32,733 God'll get ya. 506 00:26:34,933 --> 00:26:35,933 Seriously, Derek. 507 00:26:35,967 --> 00:26:37,000 It's a church. 508 00:26:37,033 --> 00:26:39,067 - Shut up, Lise. 509 00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:40,100 So come on, pussy lips. 510 00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:41,333 You in? 511 00:26:42,633 --> 00:26:43,633 All right. 512 00:26:43,667 --> 00:26:44,833 - Yes. 513 00:26:44,867 --> 00:26:49,733 Grab the flashlight, dude. 514 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,433 Beep if anybody comes. 515 00:26:52,467 --> 00:26:54,133 - You got it, Berty. 516 00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:57,533 Seriously. 517 00:26:57,567 --> 00:26:58,933 Somebody comes, I'll beep. 518 00:26:58,967 --> 00:27:01,200 Dude, and no shenanigans while we're gone. 519 00:27:01,233 --> 00:27:02,633 Give me the keys. 520 00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:03,967 Beep three times, like beep, beep, beep. 521 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,433 - Give me the keys. 522 00:27:05,467 --> 00:27:06,333 Give me the fucking keys. 523 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,233 - Whatever, dude. 524 00:27:08,267 --> 00:27:09,467 That's right. 525 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:10,667 You guys want some flashlights? 526 00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:13,100 Oh yeah, give me those. 527 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,667 Here, Berty. 528 00:27:18,167 --> 00:27:20,067 Just wait 'till you see this thing. 529 00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:21,900 Come on, Berty. 530 00:27:21,933 --> 00:27:23,167 Let's go. 531 00:27:36,367 --> 00:27:38,300 I don't know, Boogs... 532 00:27:40,633 --> 00:27:42,633 What the fuck? 533 00:28:00,367 --> 00:28:01,567 Come on, Berty. 534 00:28:09,033 --> 00:28:09,867 Whoa! 535 00:28:15,567 --> 00:28:16,667 Damn, dude. 536 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:17,533 Here. 537 00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:21,500 Let's go. 538 00:28:22,633 --> 00:28:24,367 - Hang on, man. 539 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:41,833 What's that? 540 00:28:44,967 --> 00:28:46,800 Boggs, can we just go? 541 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:51,033 Hang on, man. 542 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,033 Who are you, Let's go, Larry. 543 00:29:02,233 --> 00:29:04,233 It's just a mouse, dude. 544 00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:07,400 Can we go? 545 00:29:07,433 --> 00:29:09,067 Please. 546 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:10,267 Oh man, we should call the library. 547 00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:11,367 See if there's a reward for this one. 548 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,467 Oh dude, check these out. 549 00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:16,600 I want one of these for my room. 550 00:29:17,433 --> 00:29:19,367 Good citizen at school. 551 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,333 Obey school rules. 552 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,600 Can we go? 553 00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:28,967 - Hang on, dude. 554 00:29:30,133 --> 00:29:31,400 - A good citizen keeps good posture 555 00:29:31,433 --> 00:29:34,133 when sitting, standing, and walking. 556 00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:36,133 These are hilarious. 557 00:29:36,167 --> 00:29:39,133 Good citizen is fit and healthy 558 00:29:39,167 --> 00:29:39,967 in mind and- 559 00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:42,500 What... 560 00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:45,900 Come on, Boggs, let's go. 561 00:29:47,433 --> 00:29:48,333 Who's that? 562 00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:53,667 God, Boggs. 563 00:30:09,467 --> 00:30:11,100 Dude, there's no other way. 564 00:30:11,967 --> 00:30:12,767 Dude, run! 565 00:30:17,133 --> 00:30:18,567 Come on, Berty. 566 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,267 I'm come... 567 00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:26,900 Where are they? 568 00:30:26,933 --> 00:30:30,167 What are you talking about? 569 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,333 What the hell? 570 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,733 Where the fuck are they? 571 00:30:39,433 --> 00:30:40,400 Oh! 572 00:30:40,433 --> 00:30:41,867 Those fuckers. 573 00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:43,200 It was them. 574 00:30:43,233 --> 00:30:44,033 God. 575 00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:52,767 I wish I had a camera right now. 576 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,033 You bastards. 577 00:30:54,067 --> 00:30:55,667 Which one of you guys was up there? 578 00:31:01,667 --> 00:31:03,233 Wait, check it out. 579 00:31:03,267 --> 00:31:04,100 Hey, Lise. 580 00:31:05,467 --> 00:31:06,733 Mom's making some Salisbury steak 581 00:31:06,767 --> 00:31:09,500 and thick gravy for dinner. 582 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,567 Every time. 583 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:24,200 All right, Berty. Phone. 584 00:31:24,233 --> 00:31:26,067 - All right, be quiet. 585 00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:37,333 Uh, yeah. 586 00:31:37,367 --> 00:31:39,533 Yeah, could I have a four dick salad sandwiches 587 00:31:39,567 --> 00:31:41,800 with some extra butt sauce? 588 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,067 Hey dude, I gotta stay at your house tonight. 589 00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:52,100 - Yeah, cool. 590 00:31:52,133 --> 00:31:53,700 - All right. 591 00:31:53,733 --> 00:31:55,067 - Bitch. 592 00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:56,433 - Your bitch. 593 00:32:00,167 --> 00:32:02,600 Probably just a dirty filter or something. 594 00:32:02,633 --> 00:32:04,700 Or bad spark plugs, maybe. 595 00:32:04,733 --> 00:32:07,200 - Yeah, or it's a big piece of poop. 596 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:15,700 All right, I'll film. 597 00:32:15,733 --> 00:32:16,900 - Ah, no shit. 598 00:33:48,133 --> 00:33:49,367 Hit the switch. 599 00:34:02,733 --> 00:34:03,500 Get outta here! 600 00:34:07,167 --> 00:34:08,567 We'll be outside, Berty. 601 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,400 Get outta here! 602 00:34:10,433 --> 00:34:11,667 We'll be just outside. 603 00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:13,067 Get out of here! 604 00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:15,700 - Did you get that? 605 00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:27,900 - What? 606 00:34:28,867 --> 00:34:30,333 Hi, bitch. 607 00:34:30,367 --> 00:34:31,767 - What's up, slut? - Nice to see you. 608 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,367 Get out of here. 609 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,633 Get out, you're too close. 610 00:34:34,667 --> 00:34:35,867 - Just wait 'till you guys see this. 611 00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:36,967 - What happened? 612 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,000 It's awesome. 613 00:34:38,033 --> 00:34:39,000 What happened? 614 00:34:39,033 --> 00:34:40,000 - Boggs, shut up. 615 00:34:43,767 --> 00:34:44,933 - Whoa, sweet. 616 00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:52,100 Berty, why don't you pull you socks up? 617 00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:53,467 Pull those up, man. 618 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,433 You'll look cool, you'll be like my grandpa. 619 00:34:57,667 --> 00:34:59,200 Are you okay there... 620 00:34:59,233 --> 00:35:00,467 - Why did I listen to you? 621 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:01,500 Ow. 622 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:02,500 There's a very... 623 00:35:02,533 --> 00:35:03,733 - Yeah. 624 00:35:03,767 --> 00:35:04,967 All right. 625 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,167 - I've never tried a threesome before, so... 626 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,567 Rob, she said she's in. 627 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,400 Uh, I don't know what you're taking about. 628 00:35:09,433 --> 00:35:11,467 Bullshit. 629 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,500 - We were talking about you. 630 00:35:13,533 --> 00:35:14,767 That's what I'm thinking. 631 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:15,967 What the fuck are you talking about? 632 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:16,900 - We're just talking about like what 633 00:35:16,933 --> 00:35:19,233 a fucking dumb ass you are. 634 00:35:19,267 --> 00:35:20,600 Uh-huh. 635 00:35:22,467 --> 00:35:25,100 - Can we do stuff that normal teens do, like just...smoke pot and drink.. 636 00:35:25,133 --> 00:35:26,367 Fuck normal teens, man. 637 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,467 You don't have to be part of the system. 638 00:35:29,733 --> 00:35:32,967 Down with the machine. 639 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,533 - Lisa has a huge crush on Robert. 640 00:35:34,567 --> 00:35:36,433 Shut up. 641 00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:37,533 Who can blame her? 642 00:35:37,567 --> 00:35:38,800 He's pretty. - I know. 643 00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:41,133 Are you attracted to him? 644 00:35:41,167 --> 00:35:42,333 For real. 645 00:35:42,367 --> 00:35:43,567 What? 646 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,900 - Do you like Robert? 647 00:35:46,433 --> 00:35:47,500 If I ever leave you, 648 00:35:47,533 --> 00:35:48,833 I'm going right over there. 649 00:35:48,867 --> 00:35:50,833 Oh, I don't blame ya. 650 00:35:50,867 --> 00:35:52,100 You ever break my heart, 651 00:35:52,133 --> 00:35:53,133 he's gonna be there to pick those pieces 652 00:35:53,167 --> 00:35:54,667 right back up. - Oh, yeah. 653 00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,167 Berty, 654 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:57,367 even though you can't hear me 655 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,200 'cause you're always off in that, 656 00:35:59,233 --> 00:36:01,567 spaced out, fucked up little Berty world of yours... 657 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,367 He hotter than you. 658 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,600 I love you. 659 00:36:05,633 --> 00:36:07,667 You dirty little piece of man whore. 660 00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:08,667 I love you. 661 00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:11,367 I knew you didn't have those things on! 662 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,367 I knew it! 663 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:14,367 Ah! 664 00:36:22,133 --> 00:36:24,633 Oh, that is awesome. 665 00:36:28,133 --> 00:36:31,667 Let's fucking go, man. 666 00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:34,200 Look, it's them. 667 00:36:34,233 --> 00:36:35,400 - No, it's not. 668 00:36:35,433 --> 00:36:36,700 Who the fuck else drives that? 669 00:36:37,567 --> 00:36:38,467 Really. 670 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:42,633 Everybody's got one. 671 00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:44,400 Dude, cut it, cut it! 672 00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:47,933 Give me one of those. 673 00:36:47,967 --> 00:36:49,400 Oh, shit. 674 00:36:49,433 --> 00:36:51,000 Shit, 675 00:36:56,467 --> 00:36:58,500 Oh my god... 676 00:37:04,033 --> 00:37:05,633 He's so dumb. 677 00:37:11,633 --> 00:37:12,600 What the fuck you doing? 678 00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:23,367 What's he doing? 679 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,133 I don't know. 680 00:37:25,167 --> 00:37:27,667 Who the fuck is that? 681 00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:28,533 Ahem! 682 00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:31,633 Ahem. 683 00:37:32,767 --> 00:37:34,100 You okay? 684 00:37:34,133 --> 00:37:35,600 Everybody cough fake. 685 00:37:37,533 --> 00:37:38,833 Creep. 686 00:37:40,733 --> 00:37:41,567 - MTV? 687 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,233 Yeah. 688 00:37:44,267 --> 00:37:45,500 Well, why not? 689 00:37:45,533 --> 00:37:46,833 - 'Cause there's two members of your band 690 00:37:46,867 --> 00:37:48,733 and they both suck. 691 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:50,200 Whoa. 692 00:37:50,233 --> 00:37:51,433 What are you talking about? 693 00:37:51,467 --> 00:37:52,900 We're the hot new duo on the music scene. 694 00:37:52,933 --> 00:37:53,900 Ain't that right, Bobby? 695 00:37:53,933 --> 00:37:55,433 - Right. 696 00:37:55,467 --> 00:37:56,567 - Why don't you want a new car? 697 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,667 - I don't know. 698 00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:58,933 - It's free. 699 00:37:58,967 --> 00:38:00,267 - I don't know, maybe it's more fun parking 700 00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:01,733 that piece of shit in her driveway. 701 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:03,767 - Guys. 702 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:04,767 - What? 703 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,733 - Who is that? 704 00:38:08,667 --> 00:38:11,167 Check out that hat. 705 00:38:14,067 --> 00:38:15,333 Don't. 706 00:38:16,233 --> 00:38:17,067 - Fine. 707 00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:20,333 Oh, shit. 708 00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:21,333 Go! 709 00:38:24,367 --> 00:38:25,533 - Didn't I tell you? 710 00:38:25,567 --> 00:38:27,767 His little boyfriend, I knew it. 711 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,433 What else does it say? 712 00:38:29,467 --> 00:38:31,533 Haunted Ohio. 713 00:38:31,567 --> 00:38:33,467 Are you fucking kidding me? 714 00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:36,167 Read It, It's Cool! 715 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,533 Oh, that's fascinating. 716 00:38:38,567 --> 00:38:40,367 - Hearse, haunted school bus. 717 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,567 Satanic church. 718 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,900 The church with some upside down cross on it 719 00:38:43,933 --> 00:38:44,967 - The highway to hell. 720 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,400 The crazy house in the woods. 721 00:38:49,567 --> 00:38:51,933 No wonder we're here every fucking day. 722 00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:57,267 Gimme it. 723 00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:02,867 I wasn't done reading them. 724 00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:03,933 Fucking wrestlers. 725 00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:04,933 Oh. 726 00:39:04,967 --> 00:39:05,800 Ah. 727 00:39:07,733 --> 00:39:09,133 - Highway to hell. 728 00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:10,200 Crazy house in the woods again. 729 00:39:10,233 --> 00:39:12,333 - I can't hold him any longer. 730 00:39:12,367 --> 00:39:14,100 - Can we go to the satanic church? 731 00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:19,633 Get off. 732 00:39:19,667 --> 00:39:20,633 Get off. 733 00:39:22,667 --> 00:39:23,933 Wait, I wanna go to the church 734 00:39:23,967 --> 00:39:25,933 with the upside down cross. 735 00:39:25,967 --> 00:39:26,933 - I don't know. 736 00:39:26,967 --> 00:39:28,167 Maybe he owns this land. 737 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,400 - He owns a state park? 738 00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:33,400 - Maybe he works for the park service? 739 00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:35,467 Ow! 740 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,133 Ah, mother fucker. 741 00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:38,133 You okay? 742 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:39,967 Ah, damn it. 743 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,500 The fuck was that? 744 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:47,600 You are bleeding. 745 00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:50,167 Oh, God. 746 00:39:51,667 --> 00:39:52,633 Is it bad? 747 00:39:52,667 --> 00:39:53,700 Yeah. 748 00:39:53,733 --> 00:39:56,000 It doesn't look good. 749 00:39:56,033 --> 00:39:57,500 Oh, shit. 750 00:39:57,533 --> 00:39:58,967 You're gonna need like stitches or something. 751 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,333 Don't worry about it, here. 752 00:40:02,367 --> 00:40:03,200 Gross. 753 00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:06,500 Hey, I'm bleeding. 754 00:40:06,533 --> 00:40:07,500 You can't... 755 00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:10,667 Make it bleed a little worse. 756 00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:11,900 Dude, dude, get off me. 757 00:40:11,933 --> 00:40:12,900 You're bleeding on me. 758 00:40:12,933 --> 00:40:14,500 - Ow. 759 00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:17,633 Derek Boggman will do it. 760 00:40:18,967 --> 00:40:21,133 Come on, Lis. 761 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:23,733 This is not a good idea. 762 00:40:23,767 --> 00:40:24,567 Yes. 763 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:25,500 Come on, girls. 764 00:40:25,533 --> 00:40:28,367 Destiny awaits. Get up there. 765 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,467 All right, get down, dude. 766 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:32,967 Berty, get down. 767 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,033 We don't want that fro of yours sticking out. 768 00:40:35,067 --> 00:40:37,000 Hurry up! 769 00:40:39,233 --> 00:40:42,433 My grandma walks faster that them, geez. 770 00:40:46,767 --> 00:40:47,667 Just do it. 771 00:40:50,433 --> 00:40:53,633 Dude, you stink, dude. 772 00:40:53,667 --> 00:40:55,400 Uh no, that's Berty. 773 00:40:55,433 --> 00:40:56,767 Berty, you stink. 774 00:41:02,367 --> 00:41:03,800 - The hell are they waiting for? 775 00:41:03,833 --> 00:41:06,200 What are they still doing? Come back here! 776 00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:09,500 Fucking amateurs. 777 00:41:09,533 --> 00:41:10,367 Get down. 778 00:41:12,767 --> 00:41:15,367 Wait a second. 779 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,600 Can we go home now? 780 00:41:16,633 --> 00:41:17,600 No. 781 00:41:17,633 --> 00:41:18,567 Lisa, shut the fuck up. 782 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:19,600 Come on, grandpa. 783 00:41:19,633 --> 00:41:21,433 Where you at? 784 00:41:21,467 --> 00:41:22,467 Dude, let's go. 785 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:24,000 We're going in. 786 00:41:25,633 --> 00:41:26,467 Shh. 787 00:41:31,833 --> 00:41:33,533 I saw something. 788 00:41:33,567 --> 00:41:34,967 Where? 789 00:41:37,667 --> 00:41:38,667 Ewww. 790 00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:40,000 What? 791 00:41:40,033 --> 00:41:41,000 Go back and... 792 00:41:41,033 --> 00:41:42,533 Go, go! 793 00:41:45,467 --> 00:41:47,367 What the... 794 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,400 Whoa. 795 00:41:48,433 --> 00:41:49,567 What the fuck? 796 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:57,400 Dude, they're just standing there. 797 00:41:57,433 --> 00:42:00,633 What's the deaf duo's problem? 798 00:42:05,767 --> 00:42:07,033 Let's go, dude. 799 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,867 No one's answering. 800 00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:11,700 Yeah, we know. 801 00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:13,667 Let's go. 802 00:42:15,167 --> 00:42:16,600 Whatever. 803 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,133 Dude, what are you... 804 00:42:22,167 --> 00:42:23,167 Dude, don't. 805 00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:27,500 There's one. 806 00:42:28,533 --> 00:42:29,500 Oh, my God. 807 00:42:36,333 --> 00:42:37,800 That was it. 808 00:42:37,833 --> 00:42:38,800 We gotta go! 809 00:42:43,933 --> 00:42:46,067 There he is. 810 00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:47,100 Don't wreck. 811 00:42:56,767 --> 00:42:57,567 Woo! 812 00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:58,400 Hey, Berty! 813 00:42:58,433 --> 00:43:00,533 How you like that? 814 00:43:00,567 --> 00:43:02,033 What's Deaf Danny's problem? 815 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,567 Woo-hoo! 816 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,200 How you like that, Berty? 817 00:43:07,233 --> 00:43:08,233 Yeah, I know your mom does. 818 00:43:08,267 --> 00:43:09,367 Hey! 819 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,800 Go dude, go. 820 00:43:10,833 --> 00:43:12,633 Later, Berty. 821 00:43:17,767 --> 00:43:19,000 Watch the road! 822 00:43:26,133 --> 00:43:28,367 Holy shit, dude. 823 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:31,433 - Ahh. 824 00:43:34,567 --> 00:43:35,533 Holy shit. 825 00:43:35,567 --> 00:43:37,400 Nice job there, Berty. 826 00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:39,633 Beautiful. 827 00:43:40,567 --> 00:43:41,367 No. 828 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,200 Didn't sound... 829 00:43:43,167 --> 00:43:44,067 That's his sister. 830 00:43:53,367 --> 00:43:54,200 Yeah. 831 00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:56,500 Hey! 832 00:43:57,700 --> 00:43:58,500 Hey, dude! 833 00:44:02,033 --> 00:44:03,300 What's up, man? 834 00:44:10,733 --> 00:44:11,567 What are you.. 835 00:44:13,433 --> 00:44:15,633 Lil' crotch. 836 00:44:15,667 --> 00:44:19,500 Hey, don't Bogart my doobage. 837 00:44:23,067 --> 00:44:24,233 Oh, that's how it works. 838 00:44:24,267 --> 00:44:27,367 That's cool, it just occurred to me. 839 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,067 - You don't remember that? 840 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:31,633 Thought you knew that. 841 00:44:31,667 --> 00:44:32,467 - Oh, shit. 842 00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:33,967 Here we go. 843 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,333 - Dead serious, dude. 844 00:44:36,367 --> 00:44:38,833 - Yeah, so there were like five of 'em. 845 00:44:38,867 --> 00:44:40,500 You don't even remember how many guys jumped you? 846 00:44:40,533 --> 00:44:41,367 - Nope. 847 00:44:43,267 --> 00:44:44,933 It all happened so fast. 848 00:44:44,967 --> 00:44:46,233 - Oh, it all happened so fast. 849 00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:47,233 Shut up, man. 850 00:44:48,467 --> 00:44:49,967 I'll bet you kicked all their asses though, 851 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:50,967 didn't you? 852 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,333 - Hey, I'm still here, ya know. 853 00:44:53,367 --> 00:44:54,200 - Yep. 854 00:44:58,267 --> 00:45:00,600 Just like Canada, too, huh? 855 00:45:02,267 --> 00:45:04,633 So, what part of Canada were you in again? 856 00:45:04,667 --> 00:45:05,633 - I don't remember. 857 00:45:05,667 --> 00:45:07,200 Mmm. 858 00:45:07,233 --> 00:45:08,567 - Montreal, I think. 859 00:45:09,733 --> 00:45:11,300 - Yeah, yeah, that sounds right. 860 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:13,767 - Whatever, dude. 861 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:18,467 So, you see any action up there? 862 00:45:19,867 --> 00:45:23,700 I think it's weird that you went on a trip to Canada 863 00:45:23,733 --> 00:45:24,700 a couple years ago, 864 00:45:24,733 --> 00:45:25,733 and none of us, you know, 865 00:45:25,767 --> 00:45:27,000 your closest and dearest friends, 866 00:45:27,033 --> 00:45:28,200 don't seem to remember that. 867 00:45:30,667 --> 00:45:31,633 I mean, Lis, 868 00:45:31,667 --> 00:45:33,333 you don't remember that, do you? 869 00:45:34,933 --> 00:45:35,900 Jen? 870 00:45:35,933 --> 00:45:37,200 Nope. 871 00:45:37,233 --> 00:45:40,533 - And Berty, you gotta remember that... 872 00:45:40,567 --> 00:45:42,000 Yeah, okay. 873 00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:46,733 I'll bet you tagged some little Canadian honey 874 00:45:46,767 --> 00:45:49,333 up there, too, didn't ya? 875 00:45:49,367 --> 00:45:51,633 Fibbin' Frank. 876 00:46:04,967 --> 00:46:07,433 10-two, Nator. 877 00:46:07,467 --> 00:46:09,200 Brush your teeth and comb your hair, Big Z. 878 00:46:09,233 --> 00:46:10,733 Kojak with a Kodak. 879 00:46:10,767 --> 00:46:12,733 - This is Flying Monkey. 880 00:46:12,767 --> 00:46:14,033 Hidy-ho there, Big Z. 881 00:46:14,067 --> 00:46:14,933 What's your 20? 882 00:46:16,033 --> 00:46:16,933 10-4, Monkey. 883 00:46:16,967 --> 00:46:18,433 77 North, yardstick 114. 884 00:46:18,467 --> 00:46:20,633 Got a 1042 88, god damn, 885 00:46:20,667 --> 00:46:21,667 slow as molasses. 886 00:46:24,567 --> 00:46:25,667 - Um, oh, oh. 887 00:46:28,300 --> 00:46:30,233 At your back door there, Big Z. 888 00:46:30,267 --> 00:46:31,600 That's you up in the white rig 889 00:46:31,633 --> 00:46:32,967 down the hammer lane? 890 00:46:35,100 --> 00:46:36,267 You dumb ass. 891 00:46:39,933 --> 00:46:41,733 - Got yours on there, Big Z. 892 00:46:41,767 --> 00:46:44,700 What's your handle there, partner? 893 00:46:44,733 --> 00:46:45,700 - This is... 894 00:46:45,733 --> 00:46:47,167 You're an idiot. 895 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:48,633 - Shit, was was I... 896 00:46:48,667 --> 00:46:50,433 This is Monkey, um... 897 00:46:51,700 --> 00:46:55,100 Hey there, Big Z. 898 00:46:55,133 --> 00:46:58,967 - You drinking barley pop there, alligator? 899 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,300 We got an appliance here, Nator 8. 900 00:47:03,333 --> 00:47:04,533 You can't be too far, Big Z. 901 00:47:04,567 --> 00:47:05,900 Bubble Gummer's in a four-wheeler. 902 00:47:06,967 --> 00:47:08,167 - What's that there, Big Z? 903 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,200 Come back now. 904 00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:12,067 What's your first personal, alligator? 905 00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:14,700 - My first name is, you faggot, 906 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,700 my first name is fuck you! 907 00:47:18,733 --> 00:47:20,600 You better pray to your momma 908 00:47:20,633 --> 00:47:21,800 you don't ever see me coming... 909 00:47:22,700 --> 00:47:23,500 Mother fucker. 910 00:47:23,533 --> 00:47:24,567 I will split your... 911 00:47:25,433 --> 00:47:26,233 ass wide open. 912 00:47:26,267 --> 00:47:27,067 You read me, chief? 913 00:47:27,100 --> 00:47:28,300 - Hey, Big Z. 914 00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:29,267 Come back here with that potty mouth of yours. 915 00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:33,833 Big Z. 916 00:47:33,867 --> 00:47:34,700 Big zero. 917 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,300 Kid toucher. 918 00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:46,667 Hey, Z. 919 00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:48,900 You there, fatty? 920 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,567 White's my favorite color. 921 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:54,600 - Hey there, chief. 922 00:47:54,633 --> 00:47:55,767 What's your handle? 923 00:47:58,700 --> 00:47:59,867 Hello? 924 00:47:59,900 --> 00:48:01,900 What's your 10-20 there, partner? 925 00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:05,933 Hey, hello. 926 00:48:05,967 --> 00:48:07,200 Who the hell am I talking to? 927 00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:10,533 There you are. 928 00:48:12,667 --> 00:48:13,900 - Come back on that? 929 00:48:16,333 --> 00:48:17,300 Come back, chief. 930 00:48:21,967 --> 00:48:23,000 Hey, who was that? 931 00:48:23,033 --> 00:48:24,300 Where are you? 932 00:48:25,533 --> 00:48:27,100 It's happening again. 933 00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:35,333 - What's your 20 there? 934 00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:38,533 I seeee yooouuu. 935 00:48:41,533 --> 00:48:43,000 - Hello. 936 00:48:43,033 --> 00:48:44,367 Hello, who is this? 937 00:48:50,967 --> 00:48:52,967 - How fucked up is that? 938 00:48:58,900 --> 00:49:00,433 Come back? 939 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:22,833 Whatever. 940 00:49:31,933 --> 00:49:32,767 Shit. 941 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:36,400 Ah, look. 942 00:49:36,433 --> 00:49:38,267 It's Lisa's boyfriend. 943 00:49:42,433 --> 00:49:44,200 Um, pardon me, ma'am. 944 00:49:45,133 --> 00:49:46,433 - Yes? 945 00:49:46,467 --> 00:49:48,433 - We're doing a report for school 946 00:49:48,467 --> 00:49:51,633 and I was wondering if I can ask you some questions 947 00:49:51,667 --> 00:49:53,800 about the Boston Mills area? 948 00:49:53,833 --> 00:49:55,833 Sure. 949 00:49:55,867 --> 00:49:58,167 So, when was it founded? 950 00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,033 - Um... 951 00:50:01,267 --> 00:50:02,600 1806, I believe. 952 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,067 Right, Ray ? 953 00:50:05,100 --> 00:50:05,933 - 1806. 954 00:50:07,233 --> 00:50:09,067 Oldest village in Summit County. 955 00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:10,533 Used to be a mill town. 956 00:50:10,567 --> 00:50:12,033 A paper mill. 957 00:50:12,067 --> 00:50:14,567 Oh, are there still paper mills? 958 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:16,267 No, son. 959 00:50:16,300 --> 00:50:19,000 They've been gone for some time now. 960 00:50:19,033 --> 00:50:22,433 Norm here, he can tell you just about anything 961 00:50:22,467 --> 00:50:25,000 about Boston Mills, son. 962 00:50:25,033 --> 00:50:25,833 Norm. 963 00:50:25,867 --> 00:50:27,467 - Hm? 964 00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:29,933 - He's doing a paper for Civics class. 965 00:50:29,967 --> 00:50:31,867 Okay. 966 00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:34,033 - His brother, Kenny, worked at the mills. 967 00:50:34,067 --> 00:50:36,633 Give 'em a little lesson, Norm. 968 00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:40,500 - Well, built the first mill in 1820 969 00:50:40,533 --> 00:50:42,000 and the railroad came through Boston 970 00:50:42,033 --> 00:50:43,967 at around 1880. 971 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,367 Town flourished for years. 972 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,200 But by the... 973 00:50:47,233 --> 00:50:48,467 Yeah, that's not really interesting 974 00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:51,700 but why do they call it Hell Town, Ray? 975 00:50:57,467 --> 00:51:00,733 So, that's what this is all about? 976 00:51:00,767 --> 00:51:05,100 Oh, well I was just wondering, ma'am. 977 00:51:05,133 --> 00:51:07,967 - Well, it is the seventh of June. 978 00:51:08,933 --> 00:51:10,167 Okay. 979 00:51:12,367 --> 00:51:15,233 Isn't school out for the summer, son? 980 00:51:15,267 --> 00:51:16,367 Well, um... 981 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:21,533 - Need a refill? 982 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,100 You always like it topped off. 983 00:51:28,067 --> 00:51:29,500 Hey, Norm. 984 00:51:29,533 --> 00:51:30,333 Norm, you okay? 985 00:51:32,033 --> 00:51:33,000 Yeah, sure. 986 00:51:35,900 --> 00:51:37,300 Gotta get back in the studio. 987 00:51:37,333 --> 00:51:38,867 - Oh, shut up. 988 00:51:40,367 --> 00:51:41,600 You should join our band. 989 00:51:41,633 --> 00:51:43,267 Yeah, do backup. 990 00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:44,500 Okay, Derek. 991 00:51:44,533 --> 00:51:45,700 - Backup? 992 00:51:45,733 --> 00:51:47,167 You guys don't even have a singer. 993 00:51:49,133 --> 00:51:50,533 We're so good we don't even need a singer. 994 00:51:50,567 --> 00:51:52,133 Just drums and guitar. 995 00:51:52,167 --> 00:51:53,467 Oh, God. 996 00:51:56,033 --> 00:51:57,600 I'm serious, Lisa. 997 00:51:57,633 --> 00:51:59,800 I mean, dad told me you rock on the skin flute. 998 00:52:00,667 --> 00:52:01,367 Yeah, you can play that. 999 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:02,567 - Ha, ha. 1000 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,300 Here he comes, here he comes. 1001 00:52:10,467 --> 00:52:11,467 - Uh-oh. 1002 00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:13,533 Uh-oh. 1003 00:52:18,233 --> 00:52:21,033 Oh, sorry, Cappy. 1004 00:52:25,533 --> 00:52:27,533 Hippy trash 1005 00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:33,400 - Dirty bird, got your ears on? 1006 00:52:34,833 --> 00:52:35,800 This is Bird. 1007 00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:39,033 - We got a problem here. 1008 00:52:39,067 --> 00:52:40,367 Bus lost a fucking wheel. 1009 00:52:41,667 --> 00:52:42,667 You still at the diner? 1010 00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:44,033 - Uh, what do you think? 1011 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:50,867 Should we just go? 1012 00:52:50,900 --> 00:52:51,867 No way. 1013 00:52:57,033 --> 00:52:58,933 Holy shit. 1014 00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:00,733 Is that that lady 1015 00:53:00,767 --> 00:53:01,500 from the woods? - We are fucked. 1016 00:53:01,533 --> 00:53:02,533 Yeah. 1017 00:53:02,567 --> 00:53:03,733 Yeah, hold on. 1018 00:53:03,767 --> 00:53:04,833 Let's just see. 1019 00:53:04,867 --> 00:53:06,167 Easy, easy. 1020 00:53:08,733 --> 00:53:10,333 Too loud. 1021 00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:15,267 Oh, my God. 1022 00:53:15,300 --> 00:53:16,300 Oh, my God. 1023 00:53:18,100 --> 00:53:19,067 Oh shit, Robert. 1024 00:53:20,100 --> 00:53:21,100 Look at him go. 1025 00:53:23,067 --> 00:53:24,233 We've been driving forever. 1026 00:53:24,267 --> 00:53:25,400 Just keep going, man. 1027 00:53:25,433 --> 00:53:26,767 Wait, there's trucks. 1028 00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:29,100 By the truck? 1029 00:53:29,133 --> 00:53:30,533 Yeah. 1030 00:53:30,567 --> 00:53:33,100 It should be up here. Wait, no, there it is, whoa. 1031 00:53:33,133 --> 00:53:35,300 Back up, back up, back up. 1032 00:53:37,533 --> 00:53:40,167 There's no people in that. 1033 00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:43,367 Well, there was on the tape. 1034 00:53:44,700 --> 00:53:45,667 Hey, Jen. 1035 00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:46,500 Double dog. 1036 00:53:46,533 --> 00:53:48,300 What? 1037 00:53:48,333 --> 00:53:49,533 - Go see if there's anybody inside. 1038 00:53:49,567 --> 00:53:51,000 See what? 1039 00:53:52,100 --> 00:53:54,500 - Go see if there's anyone inside. 1040 00:53:54,533 --> 00:53:56,033 Come on, no, okay. 1041 00:53:56,067 --> 00:53:58,267 You have to take, okay, 1042 00:53:58,300 --> 00:54:02,333 yeah, you've gotta go and sit in the last seat 1043 00:54:02,367 --> 00:54:03,533 for a whole minute, 1044 00:54:03,567 --> 00:54:07,200 with the camera and the flashlight. 1045 00:54:07,233 --> 00:54:08,300 Okay. 1046 00:54:09,900 --> 00:54:11,833 - Here you go, toots. 1047 00:54:11,867 --> 00:54:12,967 Okay. 1048 00:54:14,100 --> 00:54:15,633 - Remember, we'll beep three times right 1049 00:54:15,667 --> 00:54:17,833 before minute's up, 1050 00:54:17,867 --> 00:54:19,133 or whatever. 1051 00:54:19,167 --> 00:54:20,667 Okay. 1052 00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:21,867 - Just be careful out there... 1053 00:54:22,900 --> 00:54:23,867 Derek! 1054 00:54:27,867 --> 00:54:29,400 Okay, sweet ass. 1055 00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:30,400 Get out there. 1056 00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:31,767 Okay. 1057 00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,300 No, turn them on. 1058 00:54:34,167 --> 00:54:35,500 Pussy. 1059 00:54:35,533 --> 00:54:36,667 Shut up. 1060 00:54:36,700 --> 00:54:37,967 Fucker. 1061 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,367 Hey, got get 'em, killer. 1062 00:54:41,567 --> 00:54:42,633 Oh, my God. 1063 00:54:52,900 --> 00:54:53,833 Oh, my God. 1064 00:55:09,767 --> 00:55:11,200 There's no one in here. 1065 00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:37,467 I can't open it! 1066 00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:38,767 What? 1067 00:55:42,433 --> 00:55:43,633 Oh, my God. 1068 00:55:46,367 --> 00:55:47,333 Jen, you okay? 1069 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:49,933 Oh, my God. 1070 00:55:49,967 --> 00:55:50,933 Where's the... 1071 00:55:50,967 --> 00:55:51,933 Damn it, Jen! 1072 00:56:00,300 --> 00:56:01,400 Damn it, Jen. 1073 00:56:13,633 --> 00:56:15,900 Who'd she see? 1074 00:56:17,533 --> 00:56:18,933 Jen, don't drop my fucking camera. 1075 00:56:18,967 --> 00:56:20,400 Oh, my God there's someone in there. 1076 00:56:20,433 --> 00:56:22,233 Can you be more careful with my shit? 1077 00:56:22,267 --> 00:56:24,867 Derek, there's someone in there. 1078 00:56:24,900 --> 00:56:27,733 Bullshit. You just said that a little while ago. 1079 00:56:27,767 --> 00:56:28,767 There's nobody in there. 1080 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:29,600 Don't worry about it. 1081 00:56:29,633 --> 00:56:30,867 - I saw someone. 1082 00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:32,233 I didn't see you wasting any time either, Derek. 1083 00:56:32,267 --> 00:56:33,767 Yeah, Derek. 1084 00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,800 I was just worried about my camera. 1085 00:56:35,833 --> 00:56:37,233 We'll watch it when we get home. 1086 00:56:47,767 --> 00:56:49,100 Dude. 1087 00:56:49,133 --> 00:56:50,633 Dude, we gotta go. 1088 00:56:50,667 --> 00:56:51,600 - There's somebody out here. - Come on, you guys. 1089 00:56:51,633 --> 00:56:52,833 Let's go. 1090 00:56:52,867 --> 00:56:53,900 Derek, we're gonna be in trouble. 1091 00:56:53,933 --> 00:56:55,233 Check that shit up. 1092 00:56:55,267 --> 00:56:56,633 Dude, nice, we gotta go. 1093 00:56:56,667 --> 00:56:58,133 - Okay. 1094 00:56:58,167 --> 00:57:00,700 You know, sometimes, I just don't know why we don't 1095 00:57:00,733 --> 00:57:02,533 leave your dead ass home. 1096 00:57:02,567 --> 00:57:04,800 Double dog? 1097 00:57:04,833 --> 00:57:06,267 Me. 1098 00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:08,000 I dare you to see if anyone's sleeping 1099 00:57:08,033 --> 00:57:09,567 in that van. 1100 00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:11,000 Fuck, Lisa'd do that. 1101 00:57:11,033 --> 00:57:12,267 Oh, okay. 1102 00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:13,233 Dude, you took the dare, man. 1103 00:57:13,267 --> 00:57:14,233 Just pull up here. 1104 00:57:14,267 --> 00:57:15,600 Okay. 1105 00:57:16,567 --> 00:57:17,533 Give me that light. 1106 00:57:17,567 --> 00:57:18,533 Where is it? 1107 00:57:18,567 --> 00:57:19,900 All right, dude. 1108 00:57:20,833 --> 00:57:22,300 Get ready to punch it. 1109 00:57:22,333 --> 00:57:25,133 Oh, you're not getting out of the car, pussy? 1110 00:57:25,167 --> 00:57:27,433 Shut the fuck up. 1111 00:57:28,633 --> 00:57:29,633 Turn it on. 1112 00:57:29,667 --> 00:57:30,467 There it is. 1113 00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:31,867 Okay. 1114 00:57:34,933 --> 00:57:36,067 Wake up, ya hippies! 1115 00:57:38,133 --> 00:57:39,367 Where are you, dirty bastards? 1116 00:57:44,233 --> 00:57:45,200 Whoa. 1117 00:57:45,233 --> 00:57:46,200 Robert. 1118 00:57:46,233 --> 00:57:47,167 God damn it. 1119 00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:48,200 Robert? 1120 00:57:51,467 --> 00:57:52,700 Come on, Betty. 1121 00:57:52,733 --> 00:57:53,967 Robert, are you fucking around? 1122 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:54,767 Probably that stupid light. 1123 00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:55,933 Who is that? 1124 00:57:55,967 --> 00:57:57,167 Come one, Betty. 1125 00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:58,333 Robert come turn the fucking car on. 1126 00:57:58,367 --> 00:57:59,533 What is that? 1127 00:57:59,567 --> 00:58:00,633 Go! 1128 00:58:12,700 --> 00:58:14,333 - I'm just gonna go on ahead. 1129 00:58:14,367 --> 00:58:15,333 Okay. 1130 00:58:18,767 --> 00:58:19,600 Oh, gross. 1131 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:21,433 That's disgusting. 1132 00:58:22,467 --> 00:58:23,367 Later, dudes! 1133 00:58:33,900 --> 00:58:36,033 All right, uh-uh, you guys are so cool. 1134 00:58:36,067 --> 00:58:37,467 I'm leaving. 1135 00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:39,533 Hey, where you going? 1136 00:58:39,567 --> 00:58:40,800 Bye. 1137 00:58:40,833 --> 00:58:43,033 I'm leaving. 1138 00:58:44,167 --> 00:58:45,267 That's right, you come back here. 1139 00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:46,300 See ya. 1140 00:58:48,033 --> 00:58:49,100 Bye. 1141 00:58:49,133 --> 00:58:50,900 Come back with my camera! 1142 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:56,800 - Holy fuck. 1143 00:58:57,900 --> 00:58:59,167 You fucking cunt. 1144 00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,000 Come here. 1145 00:59:02,033 --> 00:59:03,333 She threw up again. 1146 00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:15,900 Hey, Lise. 1147 00:59:21,733 --> 00:59:22,900 - What the fuck? 1148 00:59:22,933 --> 00:59:23,967 Huh? 1149 00:59:25,133 --> 00:59:26,033 Oh, no way. 1150 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:29,900 We didn't park there. 1151 00:59:29,933 --> 00:59:31,133 - No shit. 1152 00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:32,633 We came in over here and parked there. 1153 00:59:39,733 --> 00:59:43,100 Give them more than a flat tire. 1154 00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,000 - I don't think it's funny anymore. 1155 00:59:49,033 --> 00:59:51,100 - Maybe they're deaf. 1156 00:59:52,167 --> 00:59:53,667 Yeah, deaf retards. 1157 00:59:53,700 --> 00:59:55,433 - No, twin deaf retards. 1158 00:59:55,467 --> 00:59:57,700 - When I looked through that window, 1159 00:59:57,733 --> 00:59:59,067 that was creepy. 1160 01:00:01,367 --> 01:00:03,000 I wouldn't go back there if you paid me. 1161 01:00:03,033 --> 01:00:04,000 - I can't believe this. 1162 01:00:04,033 --> 01:00:05,100 You guys are all pussies. 1163 01:00:05,133 --> 01:00:06,100 All of you. 1164 01:00:06,133 --> 01:00:07,167 - Were you holding the camera? 1165 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,167 - Dude, I was there. 1166 01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:09,167 And I saw the tape. 1167 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:10,367 It wasn't scary, that was stupid. 1168 01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:11,367 - Oh yeah? 1169 01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:13,100 Care to make it interesting? 1170 01:00:13,133 --> 01:00:14,400 - What you got? 1171 01:00:15,267 --> 01:00:16,700 - 50. 1172 01:00:16,733 --> 01:00:19,367 You go in there tonight. 1173 01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,867 - Guys, I really don't want to go back. 1174 01:00:21,900 --> 01:00:23,800 Stay home. 1175 01:00:23,833 --> 01:00:26,367 You go in there, you gotta take something. 1176 01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:27,533 - No, I think Berty should go. 1177 01:00:27,567 --> 01:00:28,600 That sounds like his. 1178 01:00:28,633 --> 01:00:29,800 No fucking way. 1179 01:00:29,833 --> 01:00:30,667 - I'm not going back. 1180 01:00:31,533 --> 01:00:33,033 - Did you hear that? 1181 01:00:33,067 --> 01:00:35,833 Berty dropping an f bomb up here. 1182 01:00:35,867 --> 01:00:38,233 You're right, your mom said we're a bad influence 1183 01:00:38,267 --> 01:00:39,067 on you. 1184 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:42,567 - Are you going? 1185 01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,633 You go in and... 1186 01:00:44,667 --> 01:00:46,067 How am I just supposed to go in there? 1187 01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:47,500 Just be like, "Hey, what's up, retards?" 1188 01:00:47,533 --> 01:00:48,867 - You sneak in there. 1189 01:00:48,900 --> 01:00:51,767 You go upstairs, you grab a pillow. 1190 01:00:53,267 --> 01:00:54,467 Proof. 1191 01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:55,567 Not doing it, no way. 1192 01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:56,400 - Stay home. 1193 01:00:56,433 --> 01:00:57,233 You going? 1194 01:00:58,633 --> 01:00:59,600 - Tonight? 1195 01:00:59,633 --> 01:01:00,433 - Tonight. 1196 01:01:02,267 --> 01:01:03,233 - Deal. 1197 01:01:05,033 --> 01:01:07,100 Don't throw me your shitty girl cigarettes. 1198 01:01:07,133 --> 01:01:11,300 I still can't believe yous aid fuck. 1199 01:01:11,333 --> 01:01:13,167 How'd that taste in your mouth, Berty? 1200 01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:14,533 Your little dirty mouth. 1201 01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:18,367 Let's get out of here. 1202 01:01:37,567 --> 01:01:41,067 Lisa Boggman, livin' la vida loca. 1203 01:01:41,100 --> 01:01:42,067 Oh, shit. 1204 01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:42,933 Guess who. 1205 01:01:52,033 --> 01:01:52,833 Assholes! 1206 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:01,700 Turn off the lights. 1207 01:02:01,733 --> 01:02:02,700 - Oh, yeah. 1208 01:02:02,733 --> 01:02:04,400 Thank you. 1209 01:02:04,433 --> 01:02:06,567 Did they turn around? 1210 01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:08,167 Why don't they just leave us alone? 1211 01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:09,833 Think they want some of this. 1212 01:02:09,867 --> 01:02:10,667 Yeah, man. 1213 01:02:10,700 --> 01:02:12,333 They're afraid of ya. 1214 01:02:12,367 --> 01:02:13,933 Here they come. 1215 01:02:15,433 --> 01:02:16,733 What do they want? 1216 01:02:24,833 --> 01:02:26,033 - I better see a pillow. 1217 01:02:36,067 --> 01:02:37,167 - I hope you little mother fuckers 1218 01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:39,633 are enjoying yourselves in there. 1219 01:03:15,033 --> 01:03:15,867 Fuck. 1220 01:03:20,367 --> 01:03:21,333 Oh, man. 1221 01:03:22,233 --> 01:03:23,500 Holy fuck. 1222 01:03:23,533 --> 01:03:24,700 That's fucked up. 1223 01:03:24,733 --> 01:03:27,500 What the fuck was that? 1224 01:03:29,267 --> 01:03:32,433 Robert, your flashlight fucking sucks. 1225 01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,400 Mother fucker. 1226 01:03:36,433 --> 01:03:37,267 Whoa. 1227 01:03:38,167 --> 01:03:39,600 It's okay. 1228 01:03:39,633 --> 01:03:40,467 50 bucks. 1229 01:03:41,900 --> 01:03:43,067 It's 50 bucks. 1230 01:03:54,733 --> 01:03:57,233 Okay, okay... 1231 01:04:01,667 --> 01:04:03,267 Where is everybody? 1232 01:04:05,867 --> 01:04:08,733 They're playing their music again. 1233 01:04:11,033 --> 01:04:13,267 This is fucked up. 1234 01:04:17,033 --> 01:04:19,367 Shit. 1235 01:04:22,167 --> 01:04:24,533 Who fuckin' decorates this place. 1236 01:04:30,067 --> 01:04:32,533 All right, okay. 1237 01:04:32,567 --> 01:04:33,467 We're okay. 1238 01:04:34,867 --> 01:04:35,833 Go upstairs now. 1239 01:04:37,433 --> 01:04:40,367 One step at a time. 1240 01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,767 One step at a time. 1241 01:04:43,933 --> 01:04:45,300 Okay, okay, okay. 1242 01:04:45,333 --> 01:04:47,400 Shit. 1243 01:04:47,433 --> 01:04:48,400 Okay. 1244 01:04:48,433 --> 01:04:49,333 Okay. 1245 01:04:49,367 --> 01:04:50,700 Shit. 1246 01:04:54,100 --> 01:04:54,933 Okay... 1247 01:04:56,533 --> 01:04:58,967 No one in here. 1248 01:05:00,167 --> 01:05:00,967 Where are they? 1249 01:05:05,233 --> 01:05:06,267 What the hell? 1250 01:05:13,033 --> 01:05:13,867 Okay. 1251 01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:18,567 There's one in the house. 1252 01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:19,567 Fuck. 1253 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,133 Oh, my God. 1254 01:05:36,067 --> 01:05:37,267 Oh, my God. 1255 01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:40,133 They're parked out in the van. 1256 01:05:49,167 --> 01:05:51,267 Is he up there? 1257 01:05:51,300 --> 01:05:52,267 Oh, my God 1258 01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:53,533 Oh, my God. 1259 01:05:53,567 --> 01:05:55,400 Oh, my God, Oh, my God, Oh, my God, Oh, my God. 1260 01:06:08,833 --> 01:06:11,400 Oh, my God, Oh, my God. 1261 01:06:11,433 --> 01:06:13,633 Oh, my God, Oh, my God. 1262 01:06:28,900 --> 01:06:30,000 Oh, shit! 1263 01:06:30,033 --> 01:06:31,600 Holy fuck. 1264 01:06:31,633 --> 01:06:32,633 What the... 1265 01:06:34,233 --> 01:06:35,200 Oh, my God. 1266 01:06:35,233 --> 01:06:36,467 Derek go! 1267 01:06:37,333 --> 01:06:38,167 Shit. 1268 01:06:39,133 --> 01:06:39,933 Shit. 1269 01:06:42,233 --> 01:06:43,767 Holy fuck. 1270 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,400 What the hell? 1271 01:06:48,500 --> 01:06:49,500 Go! 1272 01:06:49,533 --> 01:06:50,500 Fuck it, Robert. 1273 01:06:50,533 --> 01:06:51,767 Start the fucking car! 1274 01:06:53,167 --> 01:06:54,633 Holy fuck, dude. 1275 01:06:54,667 --> 01:06:57,667 What was that all about, dude? 1276 01:06:57,700 --> 01:06:58,667 You dropped the pillow. 1277 01:06:58,700 --> 01:06:59,900 Get the.. 1278 01:06:59,933 --> 01:07:00,867 I don't care about the fucking pillow. 1279 01:07:00,900 --> 01:07:01,933 Go! 1280 01:07:01,967 --> 01:07:03,400 What? 1281 01:07:03,433 --> 01:07:04,900 Derek Boggman, 1282 01:07:04,933 --> 01:07:06,867 was that the scaredest you've ever been? 1283 01:07:06,900 --> 01:07:08,033 I wanna see it. 1284 01:07:08,067 --> 01:07:10,733 - Think it was those retards, man. 1285 01:07:11,633 --> 01:07:12,600 Turn those lights off, 1286 01:07:12,633 --> 01:07:14,200 you can't see shit. 1287 01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:16,733 I swear, it was like they were speaking 1288 01:07:16,767 --> 01:07:18,933 a different language or something. 1289 01:07:18,967 --> 01:07:20,367 You wanna go back? 1290 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,367 Fuck you, dude. 1291 01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:24,733 I just wanted us to see some creepy shit 1292 01:07:24,767 --> 01:07:27,967 but now, I'm done. 1293 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,467 Damn. 1294 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:30,333 Shit. 1295 01:07:31,967 --> 01:07:33,967 Holy cow. 1296 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,433 So, where's my 50, Stain? 1297 01:07:36,467 --> 01:07:37,567 It was a five. 1298 01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:38,567 What? 1299 01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:39,867 No, my ass that was a five. 1300 01:07:39,900 --> 01:07:41,367 Oh, shit. 1301 01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:42,367 What? 1302 01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,700 Shit, it's Wednesday. 1303 01:07:44,733 --> 01:07:45,933 Fuck. 1304 01:07:45,967 --> 01:07:47,033 What? 1305 01:07:47,067 --> 01:07:48,333 Pull over. 1306 01:07:48,367 --> 01:07:49,567 Why? 1307 01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:51,500 Just pull over. 1308 01:07:53,700 --> 01:07:55,667 - Man, where are we? 1309 01:08:00,267 --> 01:08:01,200 Mom? 1310 01:08:02,033 --> 01:08:03,700 Mom, I'm at Derek's. 1311 01:08:04,567 --> 01:08:05,533 I know, I'm sorry. 1312 01:08:07,533 --> 01:08:08,433 What? 1313 01:08:08,467 --> 01:08:09,600 What's up her cooz? 1314 01:08:09,633 --> 01:08:11,800 We were watching a movie and I fell asleep. 1315 01:08:11,833 --> 01:08:13,333 I know, tell them I'm sorry. 1316 01:08:13,367 --> 01:08:14,867 All right, oh God. 1317 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:16,967 Okay, mom. 1318 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,433 Jesus, I'm sorry. 1319 01:08:18,467 --> 01:08:20,233 Hi, Mrs. Naughton. 1320 01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:25,400 All right, I'll be home in a bit. 1321 01:08:25,433 --> 01:08:26,767 Okay, I'll leave right now. 1322 01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:28,000 Jesus. 1323 01:08:28,033 --> 01:08:29,600 Bye. 1324 01:08:29,633 --> 01:08:31,200 Mimi and Papa's anniversary was tonight 1325 01:08:31,233 --> 01:08:33,233 and I totally forgot, 1326 01:08:33,267 --> 01:08:35,333 so now I'm fucked. 1327 01:08:35,367 --> 01:08:36,200 Oh shit. 1328 01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:39,567 Oh shit, there's somebody out there. 1329 01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:40,400 Oh, my God. 1330 01:08:40,433 --> 01:08:41,433 Shit! 1331 01:08:41,467 --> 01:08:42,600 Lock it! 1332 01:08:42,633 --> 01:08:43,600 Oh, my God. 1333 01:08:44,300 --> 01:08:45,600 Robert, go! 1334 01:08:45,633 --> 01:08:47,233 GO!!! 1335 01:08:47,267 --> 01:08:48,100 I can't hold this think! 1336 01:08:51,833 --> 01:08:53,433 Holy shit, man! 1337 01:08:56,300 --> 01:08:57,300 Fucking go, dude! 1338 01:08:57,333 --> 01:08:58,133 Go! 1339 01:09:35,533 --> 01:09:36,367 - Shut up. 1340 01:09:38,233 --> 01:09:40,767 So, what do you guys want to do today? 1341 01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:43,067 Go to Boston Mills, maybe, 1342 01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:44,600 and just hang out? 1343 01:09:45,767 --> 01:09:47,467 Man, it's kinda funny right now 1344 01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:49,300 but Jesus Christ. 1345 01:09:49,333 --> 01:09:50,900 Come on. 1346 01:09:50,933 --> 01:09:52,700 It's still kinda funny. 1347 01:09:52,733 --> 01:09:53,867 - I have to work at four. 1348 01:09:53,900 --> 01:09:54,933 Call off. 1349 01:09:54,967 --> 01:09:56,000 We got a mission. 1350 01:09:56,033 --> 01:09:57,467 - Oh, okay. 1351 01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:59,067 Who the fuck was that? 1352 01:09:59,100 --> 01:10:00,433 Derek! 1353 01:10:00,467 --> 01:10:02,633 Yeah, we're comin'. 1354 01:10:02,667 --> 01:10:04,200 Okay, so where is it at? 1355 01:10:04,233 --> 01:10:06,100 - I think we should just call the cops. 1356 01:10:06,133 --> 01:10:08,800 - Mom's credit card's in there. 1357 01:10:08,833 --> 01:10:09,667 My ring. 1358 01:10:10,867 --> 01:10:12,267 Shit. 1359 01:10:12,300 --> 01:10:13,200 We really should just call the cops. 1360 01:10:13,233 --> 01:10:14,133 Hell no, dude. 1361 01:10:14,167 --> 01:10:15,033 We're not calling the cops. 1362 01:10:15,067 --> 01:10:16,633 We can handle this. 1363 01:10:23,533 --> 01:10:25,767 - I think it's by the river. 1364 01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:29,533 You know, by those rocks we were sitting on? 1365 01:10:29,567 --> 01:10:30,867 Quadruple dog. 1366 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,400 Yeah, we're coming! 1367 01:10:33,433 --> 01:10:34,633 God. 1368 01:10:34,667 --> 01:10:36,367 You think it's by the river? 1369 01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,300 - I don't know. 1370 01:10:38,333 --> 01:10:42,333 Mom asked me for the credit card yesterday. 1371 01:10:42,367 --> 01:10:46,567 All I could see is my purse sitting by those rocks. 1372 01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:48,467 'Bout crapped my pants. 1373 01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:52,833 I told her it was at your house. 1374 01:10:54,267 --> 01:10:55,367 Don't sweat it, Lise. 1375 01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:56,433 We'll get it. 1376 01:11:04,367 --> 01:11:06,867 - I don't wanna go back there. 1377 01:11:08,033 --> 01:11:11,567 I really don't wanna go back there, you guys. 1378 01:11:13,267 --> 01:11:14,533 It's okay, Lise. 1379 01:11:14,567 --> 01:11:17,067 I mean, we'll be all right. 1380 01:11:17,100 --> 01:11:18,100 I'm serious. 1381 01:11:19,267 --> 01:11:21,267 Hey, you wanna know why I picked the hawk? 1382 01:11:21,300 --> 01:11:22,133 - No. 1383 01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:24,533 - Because I can swoop down 1384 01:11:24,567 --> 01:11:25,867 and grab you stupid little monkeys 1385 01:11:25,900 --> 01:11:27,967 with my big giant talons. 1386 01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:32,200 You know, just throw you both over a dog ass cliff. 1387 01:11:32,233 --> 01:11:33,700 Derek! 1388 01:11:33,733 --> 01:11:35,700 Maybe head over to Bert the Bear's house 1389 01:11:35,733 --> 01:11:37,933 and just take a big ole' dump on him. 1390 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:44,667 Holy hell, mother! 1391 01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:46,867 Yeah, I'll be right there! 1392 01:12:05,933 --> 01:12:07,133 You guys okay? 1393 01:12:08,467 --> 01:12:10,067 Let's go get us a purse. 1394 01:12:12,933 --> 01:12:14,200 Shit's tight. 1395 01:12:14,233 --> 01:12:15,600 You need a new beat. 1396 01:12:15,633 --> 01:12:17,200 Fuck you. 1397 01:12:18,433 --> 01:12:19,767 Oh, you haven't learned a new chord 1398 01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:20,967 since we started. 1399 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,533 One riff Roger over here. 1400 01:12:23,567 --> 01:12:24,533 Oh, whatever, dude. 1401 01:12:24,567 --> 01:12:25,533 All right, whatever. 1402 01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:32,167 What did your dad say about that studio time? 1403 01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:34,733 Costs an arm and a leg. 1404 01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:36,633 Where you getting money from? 1405 01:12:36,667 --> 01:12:38,167 Well, you know, 1406 01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:39,667 I figure all the money your folks are saving 1407 01:12:39,700 --> 01:12:41,700 with this shit, instead of that new car of yours... 1408 01:12:41,733 --> 01:12:43,367 - Derek, can we go? 1409 01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:45,367 - Yeah, sure. 1410 01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:48,667 FILM IT ALL. 1411 01:12:48,700 --> 01:12:50,233 Derek. 1412 01:12:50,267 --> 01:12:51,067 Huh? 1413 01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:51,933 Oh, yeah. 1414 01:12:51,967 --> 01:12:53,600 Do it. 1415 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,167 What's up, Lise. 1416 01:13:13,167 --> 01:13:14,800 - So stupid. 1417 01:13:14,833 --> 01:13:17,333 Maybe we should call the cops. 1418 01:13:21,933 --> 01:13:23,600 Derek says you're a pussy. 1419 01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:26,100 - The tell him to quit fucking around. 1420 01:13:26,133 --> 01:13:28,300 Slow down, dude. 1421 01:13:29,167 --> 01:13:30,933 - Where are they, dude? 1422 01:13:30,967 --> 01:13:32,133 Ask them where they are. 1423 01:13:32,167 --> 01:13:33,733 Where are you twats? 1424 01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:36,267 - Did they pull off? 1425 01:13:40,633 --> 01:13:42,133 Where are you guys at? 1426 01:13:43,333 --> 01:13:44,300 I think... 1427 01:13:45,367 --> 01:13:46,367 shortcut... 1428 01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:48,333 we were before. 1429 01:13:48,367 --> 01:13:49,700 - Dude, they pulled off. 1430 01:13:49,733 --> 01:13:51,033 He's just being stupid. 1431 01:13:51,067 --> 01:13:53,500 It's happening. 1432 01:13:53,533 --> 01:13:54,700 - Fuck was that? 1433 01:13:57,067 --> 01:13:58,033 Bert? 1434 01:13:58,067 --> 01:13:59,067 - Yeah? 1435 01:14:00,333 --> 01:14:02,100 Can you guys hear me? 1436 01:14:02,133 --> 01:14:04,700 - Yeah, I can hear you, Boggs. 1437 01:14:04,733 --> 01:14:05,967 What's up? 1438 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,667 There's someone out here. 1439 01:14:07,700 --> 01:14:08,900 He's just being a dick, dude. 1440 01:14:10,367 --> 01:14:11,400 Fuck dude, there's someone out here. 1441 01:14:11,433 --> 01:14:12,867 I don't know, something's up. 1442 01:14:16,233 --> 01:14:18,400 - What's your fucking problem, faggot? 1443 01:14:18,433 --> 01:14:19,567 Shut up, shut up. 1444 01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:20,500 What? 1445 01:14:20,533 --> 01:14:21,400 I can't see Jen. 1446 01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:23,667 - Where is she? 1447 01:14:23,700 --> 01:14:24,600 How far are you?! 1448 01:14:24,633 --> 01:14:26,867 He's just being stupid. 1449 01:14:28,133 --> 01:14:29,100 I can't see... 1450 01:14:29,133 --> 01:14:31,000 Oh, my God, you guys. 1451 01:14:31,033 --> 01:14:32,033 Hurry up, man. 1452 01:14:32,067 --> 01:14:32,900 Hurry up. 1453 01:14:34,300 --> 01:14:35,933 Oh, my God, Oh, my God. 1454 01:14:35,967 --> 01:14:38,967 Oh, my God, you guys, hurry up! 1455 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:39,833 Whoa! 1456 01:14:41,733 --> 01:14:43,000 What's going on? 1457 01:14:47,933 --> 01:14:49,400 You guys? 1458 01:14:49,433 --> 01:14:50,900 Guys, what's goin' on? 1459 01:14:53,700 --> 01:14:56,533 It happened. 1460 01:14:56,567 --> 01:14:58,567 Who's that? 1461 01:14:59,967 --> 01:15:01,233 Try it again. 1462 01:15:02,733 --> 01:15:04,433 It happened again. 1463 01:15:04,467 --> 01:15:05,967 You guys. 1464 01:15:06,967 --> 01:15:07,767 - Dude, turn it off. 1465 01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:08,700 Turn it off. 1466 01:15:08,733 --> 01:15:09,433 That wasn't him. 1467 01:15:09,467 --> 01:15:10,267 - I know. 1468 01:15:11,133 --> 01:15:12,400 - Derek. 1469 01:15:14,333 --> 01:15:15,333 Where are they? 1470 01:15:16,467 --> 01:15:17,733 Where are they? 1471 01:15:18,667 --> 01:15:20,100 Derek Boggman 1472 01:15:20,133 --> 01:15:22,967 pick up. 1473 01:15:23,867 --> 01:15:25,933 Derek! 1474 01:15:29,533 --> 01:15:30,367 Boggs! 1475 01:15:34,233 --> 01:15:36,367 Derek! 1476 01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:37,933 Jennifer! 1477 01:15:40,833 --> 01:15:41,733 Hey, Boggs! 1478 01:15:45,867 --> 01:15:47,767 - I have no idea, dude. 1479 01:15:49,467 --> 01:15:51,067 Jennifer! 1480 01:15:53,767 --> 01:15:54,833 Guys, I don't like this. 1481 01:15:54,867 --> 01:15:56,200 Derek! 1482 01:16:01,767 --> 01:16:03,500 Boggs, where are you? 1483 01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:10,100 Fucking road sucks. 1484 01:16:19,333 --> 01:16:20,667 Dude, that's their car. 1485 01:16:20,700 --> 01:16:22,700 Where the hell are they? 1486 01:16:26,300 --> 01:16:28,967 Oh, my God, who's that? 1487 01:16:29,833 --> 01:16:31,200 - What's going on? 1488 01:16:31,233 --> 01:16:32,733 These your friends? 1489 01:16:32,767 --> 01:16:34,867 That's him. 1490 01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:35,867 Is there a problem? 1491 01:16:35,900 --> 01:16:37,200 - They're hurt real bad. 1492 01:16:37,233 --> 01:16:38,333 You should come over here. 1493 01:16:38,367 --> 01:16:39,767 Well, what happened? 1494 01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:41,333 - Just come over. 1495 01:16:42,667 --> 01:16:43,733 - What the... 1496 01:16:43,767 --> 01:16:45,133 Oh, my God! 1497 01:16:45,167 --> 01:16:46,000 No! 1498 01:16:47,033 --> 01:16:47,833 Holy shit. 1499 01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:49,500 Oh, my God. 1500 01:16:49,533 --> 01:16:50,333 The fuck! 1501 01:16:50,367 --> 01:16:51,167 Oh, my God, dude! 1502 01:16:52,233 --> 01:16:53,567 Robert, go! 1503 01:17:02,067 --> 01:17:02,867 Go! 1504 01:17:02,900 --> 01:17:03,700 Okay, Berty. 1505 01:17:10,867 --> 01:17:12,067 Lise, run! 1506 01:17:14,267 --> 01:17:16,233 Oh, my God! 1507 01:18:08,733 --> 01:18:11,033 BOGGS!! 1508 01:18:11,067 --> 01:18:13,933 Boggs, where are you?1 1509 01:18:13,967 --> 01:18:14,800 Boggs! 1510 01:18:16,533 --> 01:18:17,933 Boggs! 1511 01:18:17,967 --> 01:18:19,333 Where are you? 1512 01:18:53,467 --> 01:18:54,267 - Oh, good job. 1513 01:18:54,300 --> 01:18:55,100 Okay, come to a stop. 1514 01:18:55,133 --> 01:18:56,033 Ready? 1515 01:18:56,067 --> 01:18:58,333 Gonna break now. 1516 01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,167 Have you right here. 1517 01:19:25,300 --> 01:19:28,367 Hi, grasshopper. 1518 01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:57,633 Just kinda get it across her hands here. 1519 01:20:22,367 --> 01:20:23,667 - Come on, Sky. 1520 01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:39,833 - Good. 1521 01:23:40,333 --> 01:23:41,633 Why would we wanna talk about that? 1522 01:23:41,667 --> 01:23:42,700 Are you a Steeler's fan? 1523 01:23:45,333 --> 01:23:47,600 So, um, how was Millie? 1524 01:23:47,633 --> 01:23:49,600 After begger's night. 1525 01:23:49,633 --> 01:23:50,600 I told Suzie. 1526 01:23:55,067 --> 01:23:58,133 I'll be like, like I take off. 1527 01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:07,333 Did you see him flying that kite? That was tremendous. 1528 01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:10,100 Okay, I think there's nothing 1529 01:24:10,133 --> 01:24:11,667 that this town can't do. 1530 01:24:11,700 --> 01:24:12,667 Hm, yeah. 1531 01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:18,933 - Dear, Lord. 1532 01:24:18,967 --> 01:24:20,167 Thank you for bringing us this food 1533 01:24:20,200 --> 01:24:22,100 and bringing us all these blessings 1534 01:24:22,133 --> 01:24:23,733 that you have brought our way. 1535 01:24:23,767 --> 01:24:26,200 Thank you for bringing us together at this time. 1536 01:24:26,233 --> 01:24:29,833 Bob came down and he told us about his trip. 1537 01:24:29,867 --> 01:24:31,233 Oh, and you should saw the moon. 1538 01:24:31,267 --> 01:24:32,567 Millie was in... 1539 01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:34,067 Plenty of cider. 1540 01:24:34,100 --> 01:24:35,400 Are the carolers getting together this year? 1541 01:24:35,433 --> 01:24:37,933 Hello, Mrs. Conger. 1542 01:24:37,967 --> 01:24:39,367 - Hey, Hobart. 1543 01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:40,700 - If you are mad at people, 1544 01:24:40,733 --> 01:24:42,800 I won't see you. 1545 01:24:42,833 --> 01:24:45,500 I mean, why wouldn't you? 1546 01:24:45,533 --> 01:24:46,967 That gives us... 1547 01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:47,900 Thinking... the mind is thinking here. 1548 01:24:47,933 --> 01:24:49,067 You know, always thinking. 1549 01:24:49,100 --> 01:24:50,333 Yeah. 1550 01:24:50,367 --> 01:24:51,533 It'll come up with something. 1551 01:24:51,567 --> 01:24:53,067 Another surprise, right? 1552 01:24:53,100 --> 01:24:54,300 We'll have some unique packaging, though. 1553 01:24:54,333 --> 01:24:55,100 Don't worry about it, for God's sakes. 1554 01:24:55,133 --> 01:24:55,900 We're country folk. 1555 01:24:55,933 --> 01:24:57,033 Oh, boy. 1556 01:25:06,900 --> 01:25:08,700 Rusty. 1557 01:25:14,767 --> 01:25:15,567 Rusty. 1558 01:25:18,033 --> 01:25:19,333 Rusty! 1559 01:25:22,067 --> 01:25:22,967 Rusty! 1560 01:25:28,300 --> 01:25:29,467 - I think so. 1561 01:25:29,500 --> 01:25:31,000 After Sadie's, we wanna stop by the market. 1562 01:25:31,033 --> 01:25:32,467 What do you need? 1563 01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:34,300 A few things for dinner. 1564 01:25:34,333 --> 01:25:36,100 - What are we having? 1565 01:25:39,933 --> 01:25:43,467 Hobart? 1566 01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:45,700 - You had your choice. 1567 01:25:45,733 --> 01:25:47,233 The radio or that. 1568 01:26:00,033 --> 01:26:01,300 Here we go. 1569 01:26:01,333 --> 01:26:02,233 You got it? 1570 01:26:10,167 --> 01:26:11,133 Hello. 1571 01:26:11,167 --> 01:26:12,133 - Hi. 1572 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:13,700 - Here we go. 1573 01:26:15,667 --> 01:26:17,300 - Thank you. 1574 01:26:17,333 --> 01:26:19,400 - Oh, you're very welcome. 1575 01:26:21,300 --> 01:26:22,667 For you here. 1576 01:26:37,267 --> 01:26:39,633 - You're a real pip, you know that, Hobe? 1577 01:26:41,933 --> 01:26:43,667 A real pip. 1578 01:26:45,133 --> 01:26:46,033 Oh, you be careful out there. 1579 01:26:46,067 --> 01:26:47,267 Oh, I know. 1580 01:26:47,300 --> 01:26:48,200 It's getting icy. 1581 01:26:48,233 --> 01:26:49,433 Yeah, yeah. 1582 01:26:49,467 --> 01:26:50,533 That's the story, right? 1583 01:26:50,567 --> 01:26:51,533 All right. 1584 01:26:51,567 --> 01:26:52,933 I'll go do that right... 1585 01:26:52,967 --> 01:26:54,900 - You ready to go, son?