1 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:24,480 Welcome to Greater Nick Celebrity Intervention. 2 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:29,580 This is the show where a celebrity comes through that door and faces some cold, 3 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:30,660 hard truths. 4 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:34,500 Dished up, of course, with love from me and tonight my co -host, Lawrence 5 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:36,120 Mooney. Thank you very much. 6 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,780 Thank you, Nick. Good to see you, Lawrence. 7 00:00:40,810 --> 00:00:45,410 I hope you've taken your meds. I have. I've doubled the dose. That should get 8 00:00:45,410 --> 00:00:47,530 through the first half hour at least. 9 00:00:47,770 --> 00:00:52,210 So, before we get to our celebrity tonight, there's a few other people, 10 00:00:52,210 --> 00:00:54,110 and things that need a good hard intervention. 11 00:00:54,470 --> 00:00:58,430 Shall I begin? Let's get intervening. Let's do it. The Governor -General. 12 00:00:58,650 --> 00:00:59,650 Finally! 13 00:01:00,150 --> 00:01:04,370 What a dickhead. What kind of job is that, by the way? You just sit around on 14 00:01:04,370 --> 00:01:07,550 your ass in a big house all day avoiding calls from Prince Andrew. 15 00:01:07,750 --> 00:01:10,410 How hard can it be? 16 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:14,170 If I had that job, it'd be a reign of terror. 17 00:01:15,130 --> 00:01:17,570 I'd take eight wives and bring back the guillotine. Let's go. 18 00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:19,350 You're all competent. 19 00:01:19,530 --> 00:01:22,130 Right, time for an intervention into algorithms. 20 00:01:22,730 --> 00:01:25,710 I tell you what, for the most part, the algorithm gets it right for me, Mick. 21 00:01:25,810 --> 00:01:31,450 Sure. I love dog videos. I love seeing fat people slip over. But stop telling 22 00:01:31,450 --> 00:01:33,750 there's lonely women in my area. Oh, mate. 23 00:01:34,490 --> 00:01:38,430 I just haven't got time for you all. Plus, I've got seven wives from Ukraine 24 00:01:38,430 --> 00:01:39,430 waiting. 25 00:01:40,030 --> 00:01:44,110 It's all banged up. I've got one for you. The movie Marty Supreme. 26 00:01:44,810 --> 00:01:50,050 Oh, come on. Seriously, is that what the world needs right now? A really gritty 27 00:01:50,050 --> 00:01:52,930 story about the intense nature of table tennis? 28 00:01:53,570 --> 00:01:54,710 It's called ping pong. 29 00:01:54,910 --> 00:01:58,370 Want to know how to win at ping pong? Get there early and get the good bat. 30 00:01:58,370 --> 00:01:59,249 good bat. 31 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:02,450 That's all you need to know. What about Stranger Things? 32 00:02:02,930 --> 00:02:03,930 Come on. 33 00:02:04,940 --> 00:02:09,340 Come on, kids. It was cute riding those bikes when you were 12, but now it just 34 00:02:09,340 --> 00:02:11,260 looks like me and Moon Man driving around the block. 35 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,560 Hurry up, Moon Man. Vectors, come in. 36 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:15,800 Come on. 37 00:02:15,900 --> 00:02:16,900 Elvis. 38 00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:22,260 Yeah, the king died in 1977, backing one out on the throne, and he's never gone 39 00:02:22,260 --> 00:02:27,520 away. There's the movie, the documentary, the musical. We've had 40 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:28,960 Elvis. The impersonators? 41 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,320 Uh -huh. 42 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,220 Got no way out. Just an intervention against Elvis. 43 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,240 I thought that was you backing one out on the throne. 44 00:02:37,460 --> 00:02:42,240 And it's time for hotel rooms. 45 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:46,080 Hotel rooms? I can't sleep in a room that's got a bar in it, Mick. 46 00:02:47,540 --> 00:02:48,540 I hear you. 47 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:53,480 I can hear that bottle of wine speaking to me in the middle of the night. 48 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:56,040 I'm a cabernet laurent. I'm here. 49 00:02:56,700 --> 00:02:59,500 I only cost $17 .50 at Liquorland. 50 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,160 But for you, $163. 51 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:04,780 Blah, blah, blah, blah. 52 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:06,700 Well said. 53 00:03:06,860 --> 00:03:09,000 All right. Are you ready to get into it? Yes. 54 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,080 Let's do it. Let's do it. Now. 55 00:03:12,780 --> 00:03:16,660 As we know, Glenn is not here. He is out chasing down our celebrity for 56 00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:20,420 tonight's intervention, and he is out there. His job is to bring that 57 00:03:20,420 --> 00:03:25,280 back to this studio under false pretenses using what I describe as a 58 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:28,440 I love a canny ruse. To trick them into coming back because they don't know 59 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:31,800 they're going to face the music. So let's cross out to Glenn and see exactly 60 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:32,800 where he is. 61 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,800 Over there is Sam Pang. 62 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:38,420 Let's see how we go. 63 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:40,740 Sam! Fanny! 64 00:03:41,710 --> 00:03:43,350 How are you? What's happening? What are you doing? 65 00:03:43,550 --> 00:03:46,890 Oh, just, you know, having a bit of me time, you know, just by myself. 66 00:03:47,230 --> 00:03:48,590 Fantastic. Mind if I join you? 67 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:50,530 Of course not. Great. 68 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:53,190 You brought your own cue. 69 00:03:53,370 --> 00:03:55,270 Oh, yeah. The Excalibur. 70 00:03:55,570 --> 00:04:00,150 Oh, yeah. This little baby, when she goes off, she goes off. 71 00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:05,470 Oh, nice shot. Do you mind if I have a go? Of course not, mate. Yeah, yeah, 72 00:04:05,470 --> 00:04:09,450 yeah. Watch this little baby go just like this. 73 00:04:10,430 --> 00:04:12,310 Oh, that's the worst shot I've ever seen. 74 00:04:12,530 --> 00:04:13,530 Well, is it? Yeah. 75 00:04:13,790 --> 00:04:16,390 Have a look at the shot I left you, my friend. 76 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:20,250 11 ball, corner pocket, impossible. 77 00:04:21,170 --> 00:04:27,990 11 ball, corner pocket, goes in, pants down, two laps. I will not be dropping 78 00:04:27,990 --> 00:04:28,990 pants. 79 00:04:30,210 --> 00:04:31,210 Pants down. 80 00:04:32,070 --> 00:04:35,970 Ball went in, pants down. 81 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:38,370 Can you take me home? 82 00:04:40,289 --> 00:04:41,930 Seriously. I know I've got to get my pants. 83 00:04:42,690 --> 00:04:43,710 I don't feel good. 84 00:04:45,190 --> 00:04:46,610 No, no, no. I've got to go home. 85 00:04:47,190 --> 00:04:48,670 Did you say home or the home? 86 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:51,170 Because after four, you'll have missed dinner. 87 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:02,000 It's got to top an intervention right here in the room. Now, it might take 88 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,580 a while to get back here, of course, because, well, Glenn's got a waddle to 89 00:05:05,580 --> 00:05:09,440 car. Yeah. And I think the tunnel's chockers, but... Oh, hang on. I'm 90 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:10,560 They're here now. Who knew? 91 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,220 Take a look at the sound pack. 92 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,000 I am... Whoa! 93 00:05:16,340 --> 00:05:17,340 He's been rocking. 94 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:20,500 He's got his pants down already. 95 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:22,759 What's up? 96 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:23,920 Nice to see you, man. 97 00:05:29,390 --> 00:05:31,150 Sorry to do that to you. How are you feeling? 98 00:05:31,910 --> 00:05:34,010 I am very, very excited. 99 00:05:34,510 --> 00:05:38,030 But there's also, I'm not going to lie, a mild sense of peril. 100 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:42,670 It's going to be fine. All you have to remember is we're here for you. Yeah. 101 00:05:42,670 --> 00:05:45,510 we love you. And this is harder on us than it is on you. 102 00:05:46,890 --> 00:05:50,810 So everything that comes your way tonight comes with love and affection. 103 00:05:51,270 --> 00:05:54,570 But this has been a long time coming, hasn't it? I hope that you can make 104 00:05:54,570 --> 00:05:56,250 yourself a better person because right now... 105 00:05:58,910 --> 00:05:59,910 It's a bit of a mess. 106 00:06:00,270 --> 00:06:03,950 Anything you'd like to say? I'd like to say, so, you know, I love this man. I 107 00:06:03,950 --> 00:06:06,710 love this man. The idea that... Well, what, nothing for me? 108 00:06:08,010 --> 00:06:12,530 People think you're passive -aggressive. The idea that it feels as though an 109 00:06:12,530 --> 00:06:16,590 intervention is based on you caring about someone more than yourself. 110 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:20,050 So, therefore, if it's you, I reject the whole premise of this issue. 111 00:06:20,570 --> 00:06:22,870 And this is exactly what we're talking about. 112 00:06:23,770 --> 00:06:27,630 See, he's lashing out already. I know, I'm sorry. This is what we've got to get 113 00:06:27,630 --> 00:06:30,950 across. Let's get straight into it. There's a lot of ground to cover 114 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:33,470 But let's start with one that's fairly obvious. 115 00:06:34,150 --> 00:06:35,450 You're a shithouse actor. 116 00:06:36,030 --> 00:06:36,909 You are. 117 00:06:36,910 --> 00:06:38,890 No, you are. And you know you are. 118 00:06:39,110 --> 00:06:42,990 And there's no getting around it. You're okay at other things. But at acting 119 00:06:42,990 --> 00:06:48,110 itself, had someone who hired you for a role that was supposed to be ongoing but 120 00:06:48,110 --> 00:06:49,650 only lasted one episode, 121 00:06:51,260 --> 00:06:57,040 ..was your very good friend who hired you in Fisk. Kitty Flanagan, she 122 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,480 be here tonight, but she did leave you this message. 123 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:04,280 Yeah, I know I'm on record as having trashed Sam Pang's acting, but I think I 124 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:07,500 have to take some responsibility. I was a first -time director and I would do 125 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:08,459 things differently now. 126 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:13,820 I would definitely use a filter just to try and get some life back in... 127 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,420 to those dead eyes. 128 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:19,580 I remember when our editor called me and she said, God, this is like being in 129 00:07:19,580 --> 00:07:23,400 the fish market. I said, why is there a stink coming from the screen? 130 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:27,700 She said, no, it's just these cold, dead eyes just screaming at me from the 131 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:32,480 screen. I would maybe shoot him just from the neck down. I think it would 132 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:33,680 alleviate a lot of the problems. 133 00:07:34,140 --> 00:07:36,020 And always seat it. 134 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:39,580 Don't get him to walk. That is a recipe for disaster. 135 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,380 It can't walk properly. 136 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:45,660 But, yeah, my fault. We asked him to do too much. We asked him to walk and talk, 137 00:07:45,740 --> 00:07:48,540 look, at the same time, just separately, but even that was too much. 138 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,680 Wow. There it is. 139 00:07:51,260 --> 00:07:52,199 That hurts. 140 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:53,200 That's got to hurt. 141 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:59,060 How do you feel when you see Kitty? Firstly, it's not a massive surprise 142 00:07:59,060 --> 00:08:02,960 Kitty's not here tonight. I mean, obviously, that RSL in Wagga's not going 143 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:03,960 fill itself with them. 144 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:05,320 But... 145 00:08:06,190 --> 00:08:07,430 You're laughing out again. 146 00:08:07,690 --> 00:08:10,530 You're laughing out again. I'm just defending myself. 147 00:08:11,010 --> 00:08:14,250 It's fine for Kitty to say that, but now I suppose I've got the right of reply. 148 00:08:14,430 --> 00:08:16,150 And she was a terrible director. 149 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:18,150 Well, you're blaming her for your wooden performance. 150 00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:22,190 Well, not just her, the script, which she wrote. 151 00:08:23,990 --> 00:08:25,590 But, yeah, no, look. 152 00:08:25,850 --> 00:08:30,650 Why don't we take a look at one of the scenes? I think that's a good idea. 153 00:08:30,650 --> 00:08:31,650 not interesting. 154 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,419 And I requested a quiet ride. 155 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,100 One star. 156 00:08:38,780 --> 00:08:39,780 What do you make of that? 157 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:44,100 I believed it. I believed it. Have you ever gotten out of a car before? 158 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:48,200 No. Because it looks like you've got a spinal fusion there. 159 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:50,920 And that was your big scene. 160 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:53,160 That took about 12 takes. 161 00:08:54,060 --> 00:08:58,080 It took a long time. I'm not surprised. But also, I'm concerned with your reign. 162 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:02,340 We've had a look at some of your acting, and it seems you go for the same thing 163 00:09:02,340 --> 00:09:03,400 every time. Let's have a look. 164 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:10,390 Because here you are happy, and this is you grieving, excited, and ecstatic. 165 00:09:15,230 --> 00:09:16,230 I'll defend myself. 166 00:09:16,810 --> 00:09:19,510 I think I've got more range than you think. All right, you ready? 167 00:09:19,870 --> 00:09:21,670 I'm going to do some acting. Are you ready for this? 168 00:09:22,110 --> 00:09:23,830 Camera one. Ready? Okay, watch this. 169 00:09:27,410 --> 00:09:28,910 Happy. Do you know what that is? No. 170 00:09:29,150 --> 00:09:31,230 That's me acting like I'm having a good time. 171 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,480 You know what? I believed that. I know, thank you. That's the first bit of 172 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:38,520 acting you've done on board. Well, also, acting is... A wonderful actor, 173 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:42,520 Lawrence, an underrated actor who should be used more. Have you seen Cracker 174 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:43,520 Jack lately? 175 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:46,540 What do you mean? Because I saw it recently. There's so much loved 176 00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:50,900 classic. Without dispute, but your performance in that, you got out -acted 177 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:51,900 couple of lawnmowers. 178 00:09:53,119 --> 00:09:54,800 Well... I am lashing out now. 179 00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:59,100 No, it's all part of it. It's all part of it. Now, Glenn was in the same 180 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:03,800 and Glenn's character was only supposed to go one episode, but they saw what he 181 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:09,600 was doing and went, we need more of that. Yeah, I had to play a guy who did 182 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,800 paintings with his penis. 183 00:10:11,140 --> 00:10:13,480 And, look, you can laugh. 184 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:18,800 But as a fellow actor, Lawrence, you would know that is a hell of a 185 00:10:19,450 --> 00:10:24,790 to be able to capture a character like that. I love this piece of acting so 186 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:27,250 much. I'd love to have a look at it, actually. Yeah, please. 187 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:34,250 Keep your eyes... And tell me, Dean, what medium are you working with? 188 00:10:34,470 --> 00:10:36,410 I prefer acrylics. Oh, yes, of course. 189 00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:39,750 You're not only rinsing that brush of yours in turpentine, are you? 190 00:10:41,130 --> 00:10:43,370 Just going to do your eyes now. 191 00:10:44,970 --> 00:10:45,970 And... 192 00:10:49,790 --> 00:10:50,790 Wow. Wow. 193 00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:59,310 I want to say, Glenn, the juxtaposition of the archetype, I mean, it's so bleak 194 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:03,730 and yet naive. But a word of warning, never get Glenn to do your face 195 00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:10,320 I don't want to see you do the roof of the 16th Chapel, either, if you don't 196 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:14,900 mind. Now, why don't we watch you in an earlier piece, working with the Master. 197 00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:19,060 The two of you, very early on, did a scene together in what? What was the...? 198 00:11:19,060 --> 00:11:24,180 Cane and Disabled, it was called. It was actually for the 2012 Paralympic Games. 199 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:28,880 It was a way to demystify disability, and we did a comedy about it. It was ten 200 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:31,860 short episodes. There's just no way it would be commissioned today. No, not at 201 00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:32,860 all. 202 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:37,280 Not a chance. Every episode highlighted a Paralympian, and so they were a guest 203 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:40,980 on the show, and they loved it. Let's take a look at the two of you in action. 204 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,520 Purple. 205 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,860 Hey. Poor girl. 206 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:50,840 Mmm, purple. 207 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,960 She wouldn't even be able to tell the purple ones. 208 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,660 Oh, that is good acting. 209 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,680 That is good acting. 210 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:00,960 That is good acting. 211 00:12:02,859 --> 00:12:05,040 You've been out -acted by a jelly bean. 212 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:07,280 You were brilliant. 213 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,620 Thank you. That was a tour de force. Bring on the flounder. Well done. 214 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,480 Absolutely. 215 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:14,220 Oh, look at this. 216 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:15,460 Well done. 217 00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:17,460 You, 218 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:19,560 nothing. 219 00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:24,260 I'd like to thank Brian Katzenberg and everyone at the Academy. 220 00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:26,120 He's got the orchestra. 221 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,400 We're going to a break. We'll come back with more. Thank you, Australia. 222 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:31,740 Intervention with Sam Pang in just a moment, everyone. 223 00:12:46,079 --> 00:12:50,960 Welcome back to Greater Mix Celebrity Intervention with Lawrence Moody and Sam 224 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,860 Pang facing the music, answering some hard questions. How do you feel it's 225 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:57,260 going? Well, I think it's going okay. I think we got through the first bit. 226 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:00,340 Thank you for addressing some of the things that I was unaware of. Bad 227 00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:05,740 Let's now address another elephant in the room. You're a giant nerd. 228 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,260 Or a big nerd. 229 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:12,060 No, you are. And not many people know about this. Tell us about your unhealthy 230 00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:14,120 relationship with dolls. 231 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:17,700 In particular, wrestling dolls. 232 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:20,260 We've got a few... See, look at that. 233 00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:23,180 You might have picked the wrong audience tonight. 234 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,500 They're all in this. What's going on? 235 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:29,380 These are yours, and you still play with them. Firstly, they're not dolls. 236 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,460 They're figurines. 237 00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:35,520 Some would say action figures. Depends how you play with them. But these... Can 238 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:39,460 I... These are just a selection. They're what I call the greatest contraception 239 00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:40,460 known to man. 240 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,060 Are you excited, girls? 241 00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:48,290 Seeing a grown man play with his wrestling doll. Sam, Sam, point to where 242 00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:49,750 doll women have never touched yet. 243 00:13:55,270 --> 00:13:59,210 Please. What have you got there? These are very different to the ones you have, 244 00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:00,530 Lawrence. These are not inflatable. 245 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:06,680 So these are when I was a younger man. No, when I was a teenager. 246 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:10,760 I used to like the wrestling, and I had this window from about 1985 to 1990 247 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:14,740 where I was all in, and this was part of it. I mean, you'd get figurines. Who 248 00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:15,319 you got there? 249 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:18,040 I've got, this is my favorite ever wrestler. Here we go. This was the 250 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,040 Magnificent Morocco. 251 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,620 All right, have a look at him. He was from Sunset Beach, Hawaii. 252 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,900 I know where they came from. So this, by the way, the Magnificent Morocco was 253 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,580 managed by Mr. Fuji. 254 00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:32,300 I really liked Mr. Fuji because to help the magnificent Morocco sometimes, he 255 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:36,700 would throw salt in the opponent's eyes when the referee wasn't looking. And 256 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:42,220 what really stood out to me... If you're just tuning in now, we are interviewing 257 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:43,220 a very sad man. 258 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:44,919 So, Mr. 259 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:45,960 Fuji, go on. 260 00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:47,460 I'm all ears. 261 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:52,500 Not only... It wasn't just... The salt that he would throw in the magnificent 262 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,800 Morocco's eyes wasn't just any salt. It was... 263 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,180 According to the commentator, Asian salt. 264 00:14:58,660 --> 00:15:00,000 So that stood out for me. 265 00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:01,119 Of course. 266 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:05,180 Chicken salt would surely work. This is George the Animal Steel. Who's that bad 267 00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:06,500 boy? He was, like, 268 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:11,960 crazy. And then this is my one of them. This is Jake the Snake Roberts, right? 269 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,540 And he, look, I actually got the snake. 270 00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:16,009 Careful, Glennie. 271 00:15:16,010 --> 00:15:17,750 Glennie, you'll start painting with this if you get down. 272 00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:20,650 Was the snake sold separately? Look at that. 273 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:25,690 So he would, when he defeated his opponent with the DDT, which is a 274 00:15:25,690 --> 00:15:30,090 move, he would then put the snake, drape it over the opponent. And, yeah, that's 275 00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:32,390 why I was a virgin. The rest is history. That's why I was a virgin until 25. 276 00:15:37,550 --> 00:15:40,990 I don't see why that would be included in an intervention. 277 00:15:41,210 --> 00:15:44,630 Well, I'll tell you why it is, because when Jake the Snake heard we were doing 278 00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:46,430 this tonight, he wanted to be involved. 279 00:15:46,930 --> 00:15:51,170 Who cares? He cares about you. This is actually Jake the Snake. He had this 280 00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:53,510 message. Sandwich come to this, brother. 281 00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:58,500 And you're playing around with things you shouldn't be playing with. And you 282 00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,600 know what I'm talking about. 283 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,660 I'm going to give you some hard truth here. And it's going to hurt me more 284 00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:07,420 it's going to hurt you. We all love wrestling, but time comes in a man's 285 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:10,020 when he has to give up his wrestling figurines. 286 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:11,900 You know what I'm saying? 287 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:13,660 Wow. Wow. 288 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,800 Wow. You move. 289 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:21,260 He's tearing up. He's tearing up. I am. Can I just say, Jake's taken time out 290 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:22,300 from his own intervention. 291 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:28,120 He hasn't aged well, has he? He's only 35 years old. 292 00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:31,620 But this is just the tip of the nerd -burgling iceberg. 293 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:38,660 What? You also, you're into something even worse. Oh, boy. And this is tough. 294 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,280 You're into calligraphy. 295 00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:42,980 I know. 296 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,800 We're not making that up. We're not making it up. You actually did a 297 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,800 course. 298 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:50,360 Calm down, girls. Calm down. 299 00:16:50,890 --> 00:16:53,890 I could have pushed your virginity out to the early 30s. 300 00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:56,330 Yes, that is true. 301 00:16:57,690 --> 00:17:04,450 This actually makes that seem more sane. That's cool. I don't say I've got great 302 00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:06,390 penmanship, but I enjoy writing. 303 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:12,230 And to the point where I was so interested a while ago, I enrolled in a 304 00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:17,460 -week... calligraphy course and there was two types of uh kind of fonts that 305 00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:22,420 teacher said that we're going to do over the next week true story and it was a 306 00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:26,940 gothic textura and italics they were the two ones and i read this is what i 307 00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:30,260 remember i remember sitting down doing it and in the next building with big 308 00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:34,520 windows you could see out in the next building there was a pole dancing class 309 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:38,520 which was mildly distracting 310 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:43,420 And I remember... They would have been safe as houses from the television. 311 00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:48,120 There's the weird guy with the dolls. 312 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:54,160 And I remember, like I said, the first class, the teacher said, we're going to 313 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,300 do the alphabet in this font. 314 00:17:56,600 --> 00:18:01,360 And because of the pole dancing class, it took me about three classes to write 315 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,360 the letter A. 316 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:06,920 It was very... I kept on looking over there and... We've got an example of 317 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,340 work. Yeah, let's have a look at it. 318 00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:12,630 It doesn't look that good, really, does it? There's a very famous piece from 319 00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:14,510 Teddy Roosevelt. Tell us about this, Sam. 320 00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:16,450 Why don't you tell us about it? No, 321 00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:22,870 it's a famous quote, yeah, that he said a long time ago, and I think I just 322 00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:26,050 wrote it out once in a notebook, and there it is. Like I said, I don't think 323 00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:27,029 it's the greatest thing. 324 00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:31,510 Oh, calm down. You're really starting to get something that I like to do. Glad 325 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:33,830 you did a bit of thinking. By the way, what is your role on this show? 326 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:39,690 What are you supposed to be doing? 327 00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:45,170 I don't... He lures you in. He lures you in with a can of beer. 328 00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:48,170 Well, it's funny you should say that, Sam. It's funny you should say that, 329 00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:51,770 Your name's in the title. It's like I'm sitting next to a hologram. Can you do 330 00:18:51,770 --> 00:18:55,870 something? Glenn, you could do better calligraphy with your penis. 331 00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:57,690 No, I don't want to do it. No, you can. 332 00:18:57,910 --> 00:18:58,910 I don't want to show him up. 333 00:18:59,130 --> 00:19:02,570 You have done it. Come on, show us what you've done. All right, I'll do 334 00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:03,890 something. I'll do something. 335 00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:09,090 I'll do something quickly. How about I do a portrait of Sam? Yeah, absolutely. 336 00:19:09,910 --> 00:19:10,910 Yeah, 337 00:19:12,970 --> 00:19:13,950 well, it's... 338 00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:20,850 Sam's 339 00:19:20,850 --> 00:19:24,110 got a... This is very quick, by the way. Sorry, I'm just getting rid of the duh. 340 00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:28,350 I'll just do your eye. 341 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:29,710 There you go. 342 00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:35,390 Look, I'm... I'm pretty happy with that, so have a look at that. All right. 343 00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:45,430 This is not brushed with paint. 344 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:47,770 That's amazing. 345 00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:50,590 Thank you very much. Oh, no, well, it's just off the top of my head, but anyway. 346 00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:56,050 Wow. 347 00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:59,510 Now, we've also got some other... Hold on a sec, Nicky. 348 00:20:00,090 --> 00:20:01,890 25 minutes and you've finally got one off. That's great. 349 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,710 Unbelievable. Yeah, we've noticed some antisocial behaviour from you. 350 00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:11,170 Largely when we're away together on something we like to do and they're 351 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:11,869 golf trips. 352 00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:15,550 Yeah, it's something that I noticed in our photo. There's something wrong with 353 00:20:15,550 --> 00:20:18,370 you. You don't like... Photo. 354 00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:20,670 Well, you don't... You don't like touching other people. 355 00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:22,010 Here's an example. 356 00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:24,050 Watch this. 357 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,420 Stiff arms. Stiff arms. Don't touch anybody. Show the next one. 358 00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:31,240 You look like a make -a -wish kid. 359 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:35,940 You look like you've won some prize to hang out with normal people. When I am 360 00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:39,720 a golf trip, often when we run into people, they do think that the other 361 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,940 have purchased the round of golf in an auction. 362 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:47,920 And so I feel like I'm just giving them what they want. That's all. 363 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,720 And you should be happy some of those courses allow you on the course. 364 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:57,140 Historically. That is true. Luckily, my uncle owns most of them. 365 00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:01,200 Look, we have been on a couple of trips together. 366 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:05,360 They're wonderful. I love them. You do exciting things. And sometimes you do 367 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:09,020 things that are so memorable that you just go, that is incredible. 368 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:12,720 I don't know whether you remember, but we organised a helicopter trip in New 369 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:18,480 Zealand for Mick. It was bucket list stuff for me. We were excited. And were 370 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,900 excited? Yep. You were. Let's find out. 371 00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:31,830 It's so easy to nod off to the relaxing hum of the chopper blades, isn't it? 372 00:21:34,050 --> 00:21:35,630 No, you missed out. 373 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:40,270 That's exactly how I watched Sam Peng tonight. 374 00:21:40,490 --> 00:21:42,610 It really is. It's just fantastic. 375 00:21:43,190 --> 00:21:46,510 We're going to take a break. You're doing well. You're doing really well. 376 00:21:46,510 --> 00:21:47,830 with more Sam Peng in just a moment. 377 00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:03,540 I really like what you're doing here. Welcome back to Glenn and Nick's 378 00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:06,660 Intervention with Lawrence Moody. Sam answering the hard questions. I think 379 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,640 you're going well. Do you think he's going okay, everybody? 380 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:14,460 I think we're making a lot of headway. Someone who was keen to get involved but 381 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:18,380 she couldn't come here tonight because she's on the set of her latest show. 382 00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:19,860 Let's cross out to Ursula. 383 00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:24,090 Sam Pang, is that even his real name? That just sounds like, oh, yeah, I'm a 384 00:22:24,090 --> 00:22:27,670 cool guy, and I'll take all your jobs. And he does. He comes in, he takes all 385 00:22:27,670 --> 00:22:29,550 our jobs. He's not even qualified for them. 386 00:22:30,010 --> 00:22:34,310 Eurovision, he hates music. He's always on about music needs to be less, less 387 00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:36,410 tune -y and stuff. He hates joy. 388 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,990 And then he's on that quiz show, and he hates Tom. 389 00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:43,190 Meanwhile, the rest of us have to keep our day jobs, and we're fighting for our 390 00:22:43,190 --> 00:22:45,250 lives here. I'm fighting for other people's lives. 391 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:49,070 Andy to Ursula, Andy to Ursula, this is your sixth break this hour. 392 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,460 All right, well, there's a bit to unpack there. 393 00:22:55,740 --> 00:22:57,300 So you mentioned a couple of things. 394 00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:01,420 Eurovision, what the hell were you doing hosting Eurovision on behalf of this 395 00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:08,340 nation? Well, I loved it. It was like 2009 to 2016 with Julius and Miro. 396 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:12,500 We were both sent over there for SBS to cover Eurovision, which is very, very 397 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:14,220 popular back in Australia. 398 00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:16,200 Let's take a look at some of your work. 399 00:23:16,820 --> 00:23:20,280 Welcome to the 2013 Eurovision final from Malmo. 400 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,840 I can hear them turning on the wind machines as we speak. Well, come on, 401 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,280 get to the comments we've read. It's about to start. 402 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,820 Happy Eurovision, Australia. Here we go. 403 00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:29,180 I'm ready. 404 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,200 Wow. 405 00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:35,580 Do we need to talk about your goatee? 406 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,300 There was a definite goatee phase there. 407 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,680 How did you smuggle that through? 408 00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:42,800 I did have to declare it. 409 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,220 What were your favourite countries? 410 00:23:44,910 --> 00:23:46,050 They're all great, Nick. 411 00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:52,830 I did realise, whoever won, they get to host it. And I remember the first one in 412 00:23:52,830 --> 00:23:55,470 Russia, because we were in the commentary booth, but we'd also go 413 00:23:55,830 --> 00:23:59,210 And I remember it was really, really tense backstage, especially after the 414 00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:01,910 Russian contestant invaded the Ukraine dressing room. 415 00:24:04,350 --> 00:24:10,110 And then whoever won, that's where they went. So I ended up in Azerbaijan and 416 00:24:10,110 --> 00:24:13,030 all these countries that I thought I would never go to. 417 00:24:13,470 --> 00:24:16,550 But there was a time when I, because we were commentating and then we would go 418 00:24:16,550 --> 00:24:20,350 backstage, which was kind of exciting, and talk to the contestants. But by 419 00:24:20,350 --> 00:24:23,570 the fifth or sixth one, I was really... Bored shitless? 420 00:24:24,070 --> 00:24:27,610 I just think I'd had enough. And I think my last ever question backstage was to 421 00:24:27,610 --> 00:24:31,090 the contestant from Azerbaijan, where I asked her, how did you think that 422 00:24:31,090 --> 00:24:33,690 Azerbaijan had handled the transition to a market economy? 423 00:24:36,110 --> 00:24:40,170 The mind just came in. It was a panic. There was like a red dot on my head. It 424 00:24:40,170 --> 00:24:41,170 was just like, 425 00:24:41,310 --> 00:24:44,650 okay, that's when I know I'm done. All right. Now, we also mentioned quiz shows 426 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:49,070 in there. Who ever thought that a quiz show based around history would ever be 427 00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:49,969 any good? 428 00:24:49,970 --> 00:24:50,970 No one ever said. 429 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:57,540 You had a show called ADBC. It rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? Yep. Let's take 430 00:24:57,540 --> 00:25:00,740 a look at some of your work. Hi, I'm Sam Pang, and welcome to ADBC. 431 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,500 Tonight, we'll be busting out the dance moves of history. 432 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,580 HG Wells believes that history was a race between education and catastrophe. 433 00:25:07,860 --> 00:25:11,760 So let's kick the tires and bust the juco. Tonight, I'll be guiding two teams 434 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,460 through the tumultuous waters of the past. 435 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,400 Some of those shirts are a mess. 436 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:22,780 Are you okay, Glenn? Sorry, those shirts are killing me. I just got some drops 437 00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:24,260 in my eyes. Look at that one. 438 00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:27,340 What do you remember about ADBC? 439 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:32,320 ADBC was my first ever television show. I was on SBS. 440 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,480 His voice is quivering a little bit. 441 00:25:36,420 --> 00:25:40,560 Well, it was a big moment because it was like my first time on television and it 442 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,520 was like 26 episodes. 443 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:46,840 It wasn't overly successful, but I, you know. Well said. One sec. 444 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:54,520 One season, and it started on Thursday nights at 8 .30, prime time on SBS1. 445 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:58,640 you go. This is your big break. Then very quickly, no one was watching, and 446 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:02,500 it moved to like Monday nights at about 10, and then they started cutting it up 447 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:08,280 into five -minute bits to kind of play here and then, you know, try to 448 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,820 get people to go to the half -hour version. 449 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,960 Very similar to what will happen to this. 450 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:18,580 And where did it finish up? It finished up, I remember the last time I was on it 451 00:26:18,580 --> 00:26:21,300 was at 3 .55 in the morning. 452 00:26:22,060 --> 00:26:24,380 Five minutes just before the Korean news. 453 00:26:25,220 --> 00:26:29,280 And I have it on very good authority that the Korean news was not thrilled 454 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,280 their lead -in. 455 00:26:30,780 --> 00:26:35,440 That was bound to happen. Time now to introduce someone else to the set. 456 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,720 who's known you for a very long time and wanted to be here. Do you recognise 457 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:39,880 this voice, Sam? 458 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,240 I disagree, Sam. 459 00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:44,260 I think the goatee really suits you. Oh, no! 460 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:48,240 That's your old pal, Santa Shalala! Yay, Santa! 461 00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:51,400 Here he's done. 462 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:55,900 There he is. 463 00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:01,980 Hello, mate. How are you? Please sit down. 464 00:27:02,650 --> 00:27:04,330 Great to see you. Thanks for coming by. 465 00:27:04,530 --> 00:27:05,910 Always a pleasure. It's great to see you. 466 00:27:07,210 --> 00:27:08,490 It's wonderful to see you. 467 00:27:08,830 --> 00:27:12,930 Well, you guys have known each other for a very long time. Is it true you 468 00:27:12,930 --> 00:27:14,110 discovered this guy? 469 00:27:14,470 --> 00:27:19,570 Our story goes back even before we met because Sam and I roamed the streets of 470 00:27:19,570 --> 00:27:22,930 the inner Melbourne suburb of Collingwood. He was in Keele Street and 471 00:27:22,930 --> 00:27:23,689 Ballarat Street. 472 00:27:23,690 --> 00:27:25,550 And obviously there's an age difference. 473 00:27:26,430 --> 00:27:28,290 A big age difference. 474 00:27:30,330 --> 00:27:31,510 You don't even need to say that. 475 00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:35,690 But when we did meet, I became his mentor pretty much straight away. And 476 00:27:35,690 --> 00:27:37,950 great after all these years that he's become my carer. 477 00:27:40,310 --> 00:27:42,530 It's come full circle. Did you see ADBC? 478 00:27:42,970 --> 00:27:46,570 Matt, I was on it. Oh, you were on it? Pardon me, I must have missed that 479 00:27:46,570 --> 00:27:47,570 episode. 480 00:27:48,340 --> 00:27:52,520 I remember at the time my working dog colleagues were doing the media rounds 481 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:56,340 something that we had written, and I ended up with the community media 482 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:59,620 so I ended up on a breakfast show that he was on. And I remember seeing him. 483 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:06,420 He's a bright -eyed kid with a heart full of hope and a 484 00:28:06,420 --> 00:28:07,420 head full of dreams. 485 00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:10,880 And so immediately, like all of us, I felt sorry for him. 486 00:28:12,370 --> 00:28:13,670 Just a bit deluded. 487 00:28:14,390 --> 00:28:15,390 Very eager. 488 00:28:15,490 --> 00:28:19,990 Very eager. He was like a puppy in a pet store. You know, please, please give me 489 00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:23,130 a home. I promise to be good. Yeah, the paws up on the window. 490 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:27,630 As time went on, you didn't quite give me a home, but you let me live in one of 491 00:28:27,630 --> 00:28:28,630 yours. Well, 492 00:28:29,310 --> 00:28:33,270 you did. You took him in. I mean, you guys famously had some very popular 493 00:28:33,270 --> 00:28:35,410 together. The sporting shows. 494 00:28:35,970 --> 00:28:37,790 Well, yeah. You don't know the name of them, do you? 495 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,400 A footy show. 496 00:28:40,460 --> 00:28:44,120 Yeah, no, that was so difficult. That was Cup Fever. Cup Fever was the first 497 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:48,000 one. Thank you. So in 2010, Ed Cavalier and I wanted to do a World Cup show. And 498 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,580 Ed thought, I think we need a third person. And I said, well, look, I met 499 00:28:50,580 --> 00:28:51,580 guy. 500 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,080 He seems to be into sport. 501 00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:55,820 He's not working. 502 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,840 I've got him at the pet store. He's at the pet store. 503 00:29:01,420 --> 00:29:02,640 At the wet market. 504 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,300 I thought you could get away with that stuff 20 years ago. I don't know about 505 00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:13,540 now. But so I said, well, look, you know, he knows his sport and he goes, 506 00:29:13,540 --> 00:29:14,540 he know anything about... 507 00:29:15,610 --> 00:29:18,630 soccer. And I go, well, I think he does. He's a nut. 508 00:29:20,170 --> 00:29:21,770 That's as much as he knows about Eurovision. 509 00:29:23,130 --> 00:29:26,250 His very first meeting. So guys, is Brazil any good at soccer? 510 00:29:27,030 --> 00:29:28,770 So we knew we had the right man. 511 00:29:28,990 --> 00:29:35,850 Ed and I stuck to all the heavy lifting stuff. You know, the interview, all the 512 00:29:35,850 --> 00:29:36,850 analysis. What was his role? 513 00:29:36,970 --> 00:29:38,850 Sam did stuff kind of like this. 514 00:29:39,310 --> 00:29:41,570 Tim Jong -un, good evening, Mr. President. 515 00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:54,260 Please, no need to call me Mr. President. 516 00:29:54,820 --> 00:29:55,820 We cleanse. 517 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,100 You can call me Supreme Reader. Wow. 518 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,120 Wow. 519 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:04,280 I take it all back about the acting. 520 00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:09,780 What a chameleon. No, no, no. You think that he just does that part. 521 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,360 He's so versatile. 522 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,100 The next role that he did. 523 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:15,080 Shall we show the next role? Yes. 524 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,640 I got my kissy off. 525 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,900 I am the father. That's right. They talk about range in my acting. Actually, 526 00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:40,300 that made your fifth stuff look pretty good. 527 00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:43,280 It was a different time back then, by the way. 528 00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:44,940 Some would say a better time. 529 00:30:45,140 --> 00:30:47,100 I thought your show was flat -chap racist. 530 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,479 You reckon it was? 531 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,240 Thank you. That's a compliment. Well, you be the judge, and if I'm being 532 00:30:52,380 --> 00:30:55,760 you let me know. But take a look at this clip, and we'll discuss it immediately 533 00:30:55,760 --> 00:31:00,120 afterwards. You're Italian, aren't you? Yes, I am. I am. I need you to come over 534 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:04,200 to the house to do some work. Can you bring your concrete mixer? 535 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,620 You know the one you use on your garden? 536 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,860 You're Asian, aren't you? 537 00:31:11,060 --> 00:31:14,440 Yeah. Can you please give me a lift after the show? I really need to get to 538 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:15,760 house very, very slowly. 539 00:31:18,140 --> 00:31:22,440 I just wanted to commend you on the closeness of your shave. 540 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,060 Oh, thank you. Did you borrow your grandma's razor? 541 00:31:29,100 --> 00:31:34,320 What are you two doing? It's racism round. It's not racism round. 542 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,660 It's erase racism. 543 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,440 No racism. No more racist jokes. Because I bought him his favourite hair product 544 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,600 during the week, right? Are you saying I can't give it to him? No. 545 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,279 Why not? 546 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,120 It's erase racism round. 547 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,060 I can't ask him to do my laundry. No. 548 00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:53,580 Really? 549 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:55,360 No. 550 00:31:55,540 --> 00:31:58,160 I'm doing the line. You know I went hunting during the week. 551 00:31:59,210 --> 00:32:03,570 Borrowed his gun. You're saying... You're saying I can't return it. 552 00:32:05,410 --> 00:32:07,290 Well, I don't think you've been shooting him. 553 00:32:08,810 --> 00:32:12,710 Good stuff. What is going on? Good stuff. We thought it was racist. 554 00:32:14,690 --> 00:32:18,390 Santo. Yes, mate. You're too much in love with the guy. This is an 555 00:32:18,650 --> 00:32:19,650 You've got to dig deep. 556 00:32:19,830 --> 00:32:21,670 He's the only guy that I know who's into... 557 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:25,360 Quite seriously, he's got a passion for calligraphy and cockfighting. So, I 558 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,480 mean, it's truer than you think. 559 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:33,700 Did you introduce him along the way to anyone famous? Did he ever embarrass you 560 00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:34,700 in front of someone? 561 00:32:34,990 --> 00:32:40,250 Well, I remember Ange Postacoglu. I knew Ange quite well. Sam had never met him. 562 00:32:40,330 --> 00:32:44,130 And during this time, he'd ingratiated himself at Melbourne Victory, right? So 563 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:48,610 Melbourne Victory had won the A -League Grand Final. He ended up on the field at 564 00:32:48,610 --> 00:32:52,110 the end, right, with all the rest of the board members and everything like that. 565 00:32:52,190 --> 00:32:54,510 Sam had never met Ange. Ange had never met Sam. 566 00:32:54,950 --> 00:32:59,170 There's Ange hugging everybody. And Sam just happened to be there. And he's just 567 00:32:59,170 --> 00:33:00,170 gone. 568 00:33:04,070 --> 00:33:09,140 What? What is that? It is the only hug in history that was preceded by a formal 569 00:33:09,140 --> 00:33:10,140 introduction. 570 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,820 I actually asked then, can I have a hug? 571 00:33:14,020 --> 00:33:15,860 And then you whispered something in his ear. 572 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:20,600 Yeah, can I have a hug? It was just then I asked that. Beautiful man, and he did 573 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,120 it. All right, look, it's almost time for you to go. Thank you very much. 574 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,400 helped us work through a few. 575 00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:29,820 You've done nothing. You haven't brought anything for an intervention. 576 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:34,020 You've got to get stuck into the guy. You've got to load up and deliver. 577 00:33:34,490 --> 00:33:35,570 What's your problem with him? 578 00:33:35,850 --> 00:33:41,010 Look, okay, the only thing I can think of, please make him stop thinking that 579 00:33:41,010 --> 00:33:42,010 could be Italian. 580 00:33:42,410 --> 00:33:45,350 Because, Sam, I'm telling you, mate, I'm telling you. 581 00:33:46,030 --> 00:33:48,150 You can drink all the Negronis in the world, okay? 582 00:33:49,050 --> 00:33:53,290 You can read all the books about Dean Martin. You can try growing figs in the 583 00:33:53,290 --> 00:33:57,330 backyard. You can quote every single line from The Godfather. But, mate, you 584 00:33:57,330 --> 00:34:01,020 have never been Italian. You never will be Italian. You don't like him. trying 585 00:34:01,020 --> 00:34:02,320 to cook Italian recipes. 586 00:34:03,180 --> 00:34:07,900 That's one of the things. He doesn't love to cook. I've been against Sam's 587 00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:11,100 many times and he's always cooking something Italian. What is this? 588 00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:14,800 It looks like something Brooklyn Beckham would cook. 589 00:34:16,580 --> 00:34:20,820 I don't know where you got these. This is the process that I have when I cook a 590 00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:22,820 bolognese. We got them from the mushroom lady. 591 00:34:25,739 --> 00:34:29,139 Who reckons they're pretty good recipes, by the way. Just stop it. Stay in your 592 00:34:29,139 --> 00:34:32,960 lane. You're not a cook. You're not an Italian cook. I tell you what, my two 593 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,080 years working at the spaghetti tree in Melbourne tell you differently, by the 594 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:40,159 way. There was one attempt you made at cooking, and I'm really embarrassed you 595 00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:43,780 went out on your own because I thought we had an agreement that we would start 596 00:34:43,780 --> 00:34:48,940 our own fast food franchise, and then we did it, and all of a sudden you... 597 00:34:48,940 --> 00:34:49,940 LAUGHTER 598 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:54,260 Thank you very much for coming in, Sam. 599 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,679 You're a really good guy. 600 00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:01,220 You hate the music. Don't go till I run, ladies and gentlemen. 601 00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:04,580 More intervention after this. 602 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:07,880 You're 603 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:14,660 doing 604 00:35:14,660 --> 00:35:16,240 good. You wake up. 605 00:35:16,580 --> 00:35:20,860 Here we go. Welcome back to Greater Mix Celebrity Intervention, Sam. 606 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:25,200 Take it like a champ tonight. I'm so proud of you. You've come so far. 607 00:35:25,860 --> 00:35:27,360 Still a long way to go, though. 608 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:33,040 You are, at the moment, experiencing a window of heat in your career. You seem 609 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,300 to be at the top of your game. 610 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,360 You're remaining vulnerable, which I like, Sam. 611 00:35:36,580 --> 00:35:40,140 And I touched on it earlier. I've known you for a long time, 20 years. 612 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,860 And I thought I taught you better than this. 613 00:35:42,180 --> 00:35:45,740 There's more strings to your bow than just racial stereotyping. 614 00:35:46,180 --> 00:35:49,940 Constantly, Sam. And it keeps going and going and going. Let's have a look at a 615 00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:50,940 montage. 616 00:35:51,130 --> 00:35:52,350 Have your sad, sad words. 617 00:35:52,570 --> 00:35:55,970 Not a lot of people know this, but Ten actually gave me my first on -screen 618 00:35:55,970 --> 00:36:00,030 appearance when they cast me as Drowning Swimmer No. 3 on Bondi Rescue. 619 00:36:00,270 --> 00:36:04,490 This is my third time hosting, so hopefully that's enough time for Kerri 620 00:36:04,490 --> 00:36:06,190 Kennelly to stop calling me Aunt Doe. 621 00:36:07,870 --> 00:36:11,090 You know, Emma and I have a lot in common, because, you know, Emma is the 622 00:36:11,090 --> 00:36:15,530 member of her group, and I'm considered the... I like to consider myself the 623 00:36:15,530 --> 00:36:16,570 Asian, Ro. 624 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,160 Thank me, how's your mum for me? 625 00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:27,000 You and Sam up there shaking hands, it looks pretty... There it 626 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,340 is. 627 00:36:30,740 --> 00:36:31,740 All great. 628 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:36,260 And congratulations on becoming a host of the Logies here at the Seven 629 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:36,919 Yeah, sensational. 630 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,440 And let's be honest... Thank you. Probably deserves a round of applause. 631 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:40,980 let's give him a round of applause. 632 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:46,100 This is what I'm talking about. He's rustling up his own round of applause. 633 00:36:47,690 --> 00:36:50,930 This is when you started to think you were the best in the biz and it got away 634 00:36:50,930 --> 00:36:54,210 from you a bit and you started doing a lot of publicity and taking yourself 635 00:36:54,210 --> 00:36:57,310 seriously. This Della shoot is a typical example. There you are. 636 00:36:58,030 --> 00:37:02,050 Look out, look out. I'm Sam Payne. I'm part of the Rat Pack. Look at me. I'm 637 00:37:02,050 --> 00:37:04,970 coolest guy in town. Or so you'd think until you open the magazine. 638 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:11,130 And then we see someone who's forgotten their piano accordion. 639 00:37:12,710 --> 00:37:17,710 Where is the ventriloquist stalling this? You look like Mr. Bojangles there. 640 00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:22,690 Yeah, but that's not... Talk me through this. This is better. 641 00:37:22,930 --> 00:37:25,190 This is the most narcissistic photo I've ever seen. 642 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:31,080 So you've hired a photographer to come and take a photo of you while you look 643 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:35,480 yourself in the mirror and then put that picture in a magazine. 644 00:37:35,740 --> 00:37:36,920 Who came up with that idea? 645 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:41,500 Well, an idiot came up with that idea and I regret it deeply. 646 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,820 Do you carry that mirror around with you? 647 00:37:44,940 --> 00:37:49,500 It's a wonderful example that you can and should say no sometimes. 648 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,340 A lesson you've learnt many times. 649 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,400 So it started to get big on you. 650 00:37:55,560 --> 00:38:00,120 little show, The Front Bar, some nights just arriving at the studio, you had a 651 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,120 bit of swagger. 652 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:08,800 I mean, that's beyond the pale. Yeah, but we did see you arrive a little later 653 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:09,800 that night too, Mick. 654 00:38:11,860 --> 00:38:16,300 I've got to say, you look pretty good. Massively cool. 655 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:18,520 Fully justified. 656 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,140 That horse arse could be put down later. 657 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:26,500 It doesn't matter. It was supposed to be a Shetland, but it wouldn't let me sit 658 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,500 on the Shetland. 659 00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:29,580 So then there was publicity. 660 00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:33,760 Now the world's your oyster. I'm happy to concede it's starting to get away 661 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:37,140 you. It's starting to get away from you. And then you used to get papped, and 662 00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:42,060 you used to come in and complain about it. But somehow the paparazzi always 663 00:38:42,060 --> 00:38:44,440 where you were at the right time. 664 00:38:44,940 --> 00:38:45,940 Exhibit A. 665 00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:50,420 Tell us, Sam, what's going on here? 666 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,240 Well, that's me arriving in the country. 667 00:38:58,940 --> 00:39:02,540 I think that's you arriving at Epstein Island. 668 00:39:04,220 --> 00:39:06,520 To be honest. 669 00:39:07,420 --> 00:39:10,880 I've got to say, Sammy, it's not easy to suck your gut in on your knees. 670 00:39:14,279 --> 00:39:17,420 That was a tough day, that one. Anyway, in hindsight, it was good. I've never 671 00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:19,420 been on an episode of Bondi Rescue, so that was good. 672 00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:23,880 Well, we're making some progress here, and I think it's time to take a quick 673 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,640 break. We've seen you get high on your own success. 674 00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:30,140 We're going to come back and tackle one of the big ones before we wrap this 675 00:39:30,140 --> 00:39:31,140 thing up very soon. 676 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:51,180 I love you, mate. I really love you. And you're doing great. 677 00:39:51,420 --> 00:39:55,600 Lawrence Mooney's here. We're all part of the one big family on a journey of 678 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,500 discovery together, hopefully heading to a happy place. 679 00:39:58,780 --> 00:40:00,580 I hope so. Well, I hope so, too. 680 00:40:00,780 --> 00:40:01,940 It's not looking good at the moment. 681 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,500 Well, you wait. Did you feel the love, though? 682 00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:05,900 No. 683 00:40:06,620 --> 00:40:09,800 That's because it's tough love. It's tough love, and you'll like it. The 684 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:14,500 thing you bang on endlessly about is you often say if you hadn't gone into 685 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:18,360 showbiz, you would have been an absolute superstar of the AFL. You always say 686 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:22,360 it. You bring it up all the time. I always say it, don't I? The best junior 687 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,680 footballer in Australia. 688 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,080 Just to save you doing another intro, yes, that's fine. 689 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:31,500 One of your early coaches at Paran, where you did play some reasonable 690 00:40:31,580 --> 00:40:32,319 was BT. 691 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,640 He sent us this message. 692 00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:34,980 Howdy, Sam. 693 00:40:35,540 --> 00:40:37,080 Finally seeking treatment, mate. 694 00:40:37,340 --> 00:40:41,260 Congratulations. Well done. Henderson, I'm often asked, as your former coach, 695 00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:47,020 you know, about you and what I remember of you, and the answer is not much. 696 00:40:48,260 --> 00:40:49,380 And do you want a response? 697 00:40:49,820 --> 00:40:55,660 Do you want a... Now, just for clarity, and so you know what we're talking 698 00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:58,840 about, here is Sam in action at a young age. 699 00:41:00,380 --> 00:41:04,100 Handball goes over the fang. Takes a fang. Let's have a look at the young 700 00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:08,440 Look at you. There he is. You look so good. 701 00:41:08,740 --> 00:41:14,540 I was wearing the black armband for my career. 702 00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:16,500 So who was that for? 703 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,640 That was for Paran in the old VFA days. 704 00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:23,500 You went on to play with the under -19 Collingwood team? That was before that. 705 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,260 Oh, that was before that. So you were on the way down then. 706 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:31,640 That is significant. You played VFL under -19s for Collingwood. 707 00:41:32,230 --> 00:41:35,250 And is it true they let you go because they found out about the calligraphy? 708 00:41:37,190 --> 00:41:39,690 They wanted to keep me around just to do the banner. 709 00:41:40,830 --> 00:41:42,650 You had a nickname. 710 00:41:43,230 --> 00:41:45,370 What was your nickname when you played? 711 00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:49,250 My nickname for one of the clubs I played for was The Orchid. 712 00:41:50,090 --> 00:41:51,510 The Orchid? Why? 713 00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:56,030 Because according to my teammates, I needed absolutely perfect conditions to 714 00:41:56,030 --> 00:41:57,030 thrive. 715 00:41:59,630 --> 00:42:02,950 So you've got, like, the Terminator and the Dominator. No, the Terminator, the 716 00:42:02,950 --> 00:42:07,590 Dominator or the Bulldog. They're good nicknames. I had the Orchard. It's 717 00:42:07,590 --> 00:42:12,110 Yeah. And did you cop some sledging out there on the field? 718 00:42:12,330 --> 00:42:15,990 Yes, it was a bit... It was a different time back then. 719 00:42:16,950 --> 00:42:19,530 So, yes, I know... A simpler, more racist time? Absolutely. 720 00:42:20,550 --> 00:42:24,870 There weren't many other Chinese, you know, in the... 721 00:42:25,649 --> 00:42:28,790 playing in the competitions that I was playing. Spit it out, mate. Well, it's 722 00:42:28,790 --> 00:42:33,990 very emotional because it was a tough time. It was nowhere near as bad for 723 00:42:33,990 --> 00:42:37,910 others, but for me, there was one day when I remember going over near the 724 00:42:37,910 --> 00:42:41,670 boundary line and someone yelled out, go back to Japan. 725 00:42:43,650 --> 00:42:45,190 I'm sorry about that, by the way. 726 00:42:46,950 --> 00:42:48,490 Go back to Japan? 727 00:42:48,690 --> 00:42:52,170 Yeah. Well, I toned it down a bit, but it was like, basically it was go back to 728 00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:54,070 Japan, which it's very... 729 00:42:55,229 --> 00:42:58,270 to be vilified in the wrong race. 730 00:43:00,770 --> 00:43:06,950 So, yeah, that was one, but it was a different time, and it was a great time. 731 00:43:07,170 --> 00:43:08,170 I wouldn't change anything. 732 00:43:08,430 --> 00:43:11,630 All right, well, we're going to come back, and we've got a big surprise for 733 00:43:11,750 --> 00:43:14,870 and we're going to wrap this up, and we're going to... The surprise that the 734 00:43:14,870 --> 00:43:15,709 show's finishing? 735 00:43:15,710 --> 00:43:16,710 Well, 736 00:43:17,850 --> 00:43:22,330 there's a bit going on. Okay. All right, so hang around. More damage at the 737 00:43:22,330 --> 00:43:23,330 moment. 738 00:43:37,580 --> 00:43:41,660 Welcome back to Glenn and Rick. Welcome back. 739 00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:43,760 Lawrence, you're doing a great job. 740 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,740 You are manning up, which is great to see. Hi, Glenn. 741 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:50,840 How are you feeling? 742 00:43:51,060 --> 00:43:55,360 It's been confronting, but I'm glad that I did it in an atmosphere and an 743 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,060 environment of love. Yeah. 744 00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:03,320 Before we wrap up, I'd like to debut a brand segment of mine. 745 00:44:04,140 --> 00:44:09,480 Mine. from the studios of Channel 7. It's the Logie -nominated segment with 746 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:15,500 Nick, Glenn, and Lauren. 747 00:44:15,780 --> 00:44:16,940 This is Bill Jones. 748 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,960 And now, here's Nick. 749 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:46,340 Welcome to Mick's Drip Tray. This is a brand -new content. What is going on? 750 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:47,900 Mick, don't forget. 751 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,120 Oh, of course. 752 00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:51,040 Mick's Drip Tray. 753 00:44:53,540 --> 00:44:57,180 So this is a brand -new segment of mine. 754 00:44:57,380 --> 00:45:03,580 Brand -new. And what I do is I ask you some questions, and you don't have to 755 00:45:03,580 --> 00:45:04,580 answer them. You can pass. 756 00:45:05,220 --> 00:45:07,400 And they're simple. You just answer honestly. 757 00:45:08,030 --> 00:45:11,270 And if you don't like it... I cannot believe what is going on. What's your 758 00:45:11,270 --> 00:45:13,310 issue? Well, this is just blatant theft. 759 00:45:13,530 --> 00:45:17,210 You've often said that it's your segment, but I own it. Drip Tray, by the 760 00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:23,170 if you've never seen Front Bar, is a hit segment on a very underwhelming show. 761 00:45:24,010 --> 00:45:26,150 But anyway, I own the licence. 762 00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:27,950 The IP. The IP. 763 00:45:28,270 --> 00:45:30,270 The intellectual property. You don't even know what it's called. 764 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:35,560 But this is going to be a new show on Channel 7. 765 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:36,178 A show? 766 00:45:36,180 --> 00:45:38,340 In a half hour. It's not even as big. 767 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:42,220 But you know how it works. 768 00:45:43,620 --> 00:45:48,940 Don't worry, it's almost over. So I'll just ask you a few questions and you 769 00:45:48,940 --> 00:45:49,940 answer honestly. 770 00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:51,740 Yeah, I know how it works, all right. 771 00:45:52,820 --> 00:45:54,560 Unbelievable. Favourite vegetable? 772 00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:59,440 Well... 773 00:46:00,010 --> 00:46:03,570 So I had to choose. There's so many to choose from, Mick. Yeah, what would it 774 00:46:03,570 --> 00:46:08,930 be? Well, obviously bok choy. No, you're wrong. I'm wrong? It's a turnip. You 775 00:46:08,930 --> 00:46:09,930 can't be wrong. 776 00:46:10,150 --> 00:46:11,630 And that has been... 777 00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:21,960 I want just one thing. 778 00:46:22,220 --> 00:46:23,220 Yes, mate. 779 00:46:23,420 --> 00:46:27,820 For as long as I've been doing drip tray, you have made fun of it, and I've 780 00:46:27,820 --> 00:46:33,960 defended myself by saying that drip tray looks easy, but in the wrong hands, it 781 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,400 could be a career ender. Yeah. 782 00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:37,240 Exhibit A. 783 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,280 Sam, you said your favourite vegetable is bok choy. 784 00:46:40,620 --> 00:46:41,840 Wow. I thought that was your nickname. 785 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:43,600 No, 786 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,400 it's my safe word. 787 00:46:46,990 --> 00:46:51,030 In these sort of shows, they normally do something very sentimental. What do I 788 00:46:51,030 --> 00:46:56,510 do? Sam, your goatee that we saw throughout the show. Yeah, I see. Have 789 00:46:56,510 --> 00:46:57,510 heard from it? Have you? 790 00:46:59,130 --> 00:47:01,330 Have I heard from it? 791 00:47:01,770 --> 00:47:03,410 No, it's been a while. Yeah. 792 00:47:04,070 --> 00:47:06,530 Well, Sam, we have your goatee. 793 00:47:07,390 --> 00:47:11,050 Really? Oh, wow. Yeah, if we could just bring it out. It's been, yeah, 794 00:47:12,210 --> 00:47:14,590 it's been, it's been, it's been good. 795 00:47:15,070 --> 00:47:16,570 And placed in a box. 796 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,480 As you can see, it looks a lot like a merkin, but there you go. 797 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,580 Would you like to touch it or anything? 798 00:47:23,100 --> 00:47:24,540 No. Where's the bangle? 799 00:47:24,820 --> 00:47:26,660 From the smell of it, not in a good way. 800 00:47:27,780 --> 00:47:30,240 You can pop it on to do some painting a little later. 801 00:47:31,620 --> 00:47:35,920 So, thank you, Santa. It's a pleasure, it's a pleasure. Thank you for coming on 802 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,560 and helping out a friend in need. I don't even get presented with it. 803 00:47:39,220 --> 00:47:41,860 There you go, if you want to. Thank you very much. How's it feel? 804 00:47:42,740 --> 00:47:44,160 Better than it did when I was younger. 805 00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:49,170 So are you happy? Do you feel a better person than you did when you arrived? 806 00:47:49,670 --> 00:47:52,970 I do. Oh, there you go. We've made some headway. 807 00:47:53,230 --> 00:47:56,650 We've had some people here tonight who obviously care about you and want to be 808 00:47:56,650 --> 00:47:59,930 with you. We've had some people send in their messages. But there's one person 809 00:47:59,930 --> 00:48:05,430 who wanted to be here and is here. And this could be a bit emotional for you. 810 00:48:06,610 --> 00:48:08,490 Well, I can rule out my dad then. We couldn't be happier. 811 00:48:11,090 --> 00:48:13,070 No, it's not your dad, but it's close. 812 00:48:13,290 --> 00:48:15,750 Please welcome Kim Jong -un. 813 00:48:41,930 --> 00:48:42,930 The big guy. 814 00:48:43,290 --> 00:48:46,830 Would you like to come to North Korea for holiday? We have the best holiday 815 00:48:46,830 --> 00:48:51,270 camp. Firstly, I just want to say, you're a very handsome man. Thank you, 816 00:48:51,270 --> 00:48:54,310 you, thank you. You're not bad looking. Would you like to meet my sister as 817 00:48:54,310 --> 00:48:55,310 well? 818 00:48:55,950 --> 00:48:58,210 Well, that took a turn. I think that's a different show. 819 00:48:58,510 --> 00:49:02,730 I think the only thing left to do is give him his new official title, which 820 00:49:03,430 --> 00:49:04,430 Supreme host. 821 00:49:04,530 --> 00:49:08,130 Supreme entertainer. Let's just call him Sam Pang Un. 822 00:49:20,519 --> 00:49:27,460 That went really well. Yeah, I thought 823 00:49:27,460 --> 00:49:30,860 it went well too. I really enjoyed the deafening silence after your bits. They 824 00:49:30,860 --> 00:49:31,479 were great. 825 00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:35,960 Listen, next time you do the Logie, you want to do it as a two -hander? 826 00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:40,560 Look, I've had a think about it, and I think I'm good. 827 00:49:42,310 --> 00:49:43,350 Oh, that was a bit of banter. 828 00:49:43,790 --> 00:49:44,589 That's good. 829 00:49:44,590 --> 00:49:45,670 Yeah, you and me.