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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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You take your nanny skiing,
the cost mounts up.
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So leave her at home.
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You still have to pay her.
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On holiday, you want your nanny most.
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But they see it as their holiday, too.
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Gabrielle even wanted us
to pay for a lift pass.
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In a ski resort, what else can you do?
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But you pay for flights, accommodation,
food...
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Actually, we didn't pay for food.
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Nannies make whatever demands they want.
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You don't want to go to the trouble
of finding a replacement.
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And the children get attached to them.
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Psst. Karen.
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What are you doing?
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Who are these people?
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They are our friends.
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What does that say about you?
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Sorry?
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Look at them.
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Is it something they put in the water
makes them stupid?
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I mean, take James here.
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He earns what? Six figures.
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Begrudges his nanny a living wage.
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His wife, Natasha...hangs on his every word.
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You wouldn't think
she has a degree in economics, would you?
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David...
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Well, David's David, isn't he?
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Just wants everyone to get on.
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Laura...
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Didn't you go backpacking with her once?
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We stayed in an
ashram in India together.
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Well, unless it's become part of the
Hilton chain, she won't be going back.
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Mark.
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Barely said a word all night,
which is probably just as well.
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It's about the only thing he's got
going for him.
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I mean, look at him.
Middle-aged, going on dead.
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Finally...
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You, Karen.
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What about me?
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When you were young,
you wanted to be outstanding.
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I've got news for you.
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You don't stand out at all.
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In fact, you fit right in.
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and1,5oo.
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It'll be worth double that in a few years.
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Would you excuse me a minute, please?
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Has anyone been to that new restaurant
on Deansgate?
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Yes. Marvellous.
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Help.
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What's the matter?
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I thlnk I've died and gone to hell.
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Worse, actually.
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I'm still here and this is my life.
Where are you?
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Bar Nexus.
- Can I come?
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But I thought you were having
a dinner party.
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Yeah, but I'm not sure I can stand it.
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You know the best way to handle that.
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Rachel, I'm already pissed.
- Well, then, roll a joint.
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I tell you, I wouId if I had any dope.
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You might just find a stray spliff
in my bedside table.
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Second drawer down.
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Seriously?
- Yeah, I'm serious.
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I knew I could rely on you. Thanks.
- No problem.
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Bye.
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I love auctions.
There's always the chance to find a bargain.
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Last week I stumbled on a painting and
I think it might be by the Norwich School.
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Well, it's of a Norwich School!
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Karen, you studied art history.
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Oh, I'm awfully sorry.
Would anybody like some?
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I've got to be up early.
- I don't, thanks.
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Were you out of your mlnd?
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Briefly. I don't think it was
very good stuff.
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I've never been so embarrassed.
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School nativity play -
one of the Three Wise Men wet themselves.
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Your mother told me.
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You do not offer marijuana
at dinner parties.
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You offered Cuban cigars, which smell worse.
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Yeah, but they're not illegal.
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In America they are.
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I'm sorry, David, but I was bored.
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Bored bloody rigid.
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You were certalnly quiet.
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If you got more involved...
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I had no interest
in discussing nannies again.
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That isn't all we talked about.
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Or skiing, house prices or
private education.
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You could have started a conversation.
- David, I tried.
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Oh, yeah.
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There's a tribe in Borneo,
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where instead of shaking hands,
men masturbate one other.
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They'll never invite us back.
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Thank God. We won't have
to admire their antiques.
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What's got into you?
They're our friends.
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I know.
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I'll never be able to sleep tonight.
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You would if you'd only relax.
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How do you suggest I do that?
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I didn't finish it.
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Buongiorno.
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There you go.
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Look at that.
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I'll deal with him. You lie in.
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Blimey! What have I done to deserve this?
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Actually, Pete, what have you done?
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How do you mean?
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Joking.
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Come on. It's nice.
I feel a bit like a princess, eh!
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Anything for me?
- Yeah, there's a couple.
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There you go, love.
- Ta.
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Oh, no.
- What?
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It's from my old school.
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After them library books again?
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I've been invited to a reunion.
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Blimey, that makes me feel old.
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Mmm. Class of '84.
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Are you going to go?
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Of course I'm not going.
- Come on. It will be fun.
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What? Standing round with guys
who were wankers then and estate agents now?
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I don't think so.
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At least you aren't like them.
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That's what I really object to!
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''A chance to catch up with old mates.''
Bollocks!
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A chance to see who's doing better
or worse. I'm not playing.
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On principle?
- Yeah.
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Not because you'll suffer by comparison?
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Face it, Pete.
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I have nothing to show for my life.
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God, I'm not even divorced.
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I wonder if Amanda Wagstaff will go.
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Amanda?
- I bet you'd like to see her again.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Maybe I can meet her husband.
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Maybe she'll show photos of her children.
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She split up from her husband.
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So my mum says. Having an affair.
- The bollocks!
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Hang on. You don't know it was his fault.
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Phuh! Excuse me.
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You don't know what his marriage was like.
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But if he had an affair...
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Not strictly an affair.
He only slept with her once.
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Your mother's intelligence is very good.
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Yeah. Yeah.
Erm, so do you want to go, or what?
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Oh. How much is it?
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40 quid?
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Oh, that's for a double ticket.
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Double?
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Thanks for agreeing to meet me.
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I almost didn't,
after that scene in the restaurant.
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Then I thought maybe you wanted
to apologise.
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I do.
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Well, go on, then.
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I apologise.
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I'm sorry I had a go at you
and your boyfriend.
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With the emphasis on ''boy''.
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I was embarrassed - you know,
Lonely Hearts...
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Was that your first?
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God, and last.
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I mean, Callie was the best of the bunch.
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Look how that turned out.
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No, I think I'd rather embrace celibacy.
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Can you embrace celibacy?
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So long as it doesn't lead anywhere.
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Do you really want to spend your life
with someone called Callie?
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Whereas, Danny...
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Do you think we can be friends?
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I don't think we can.
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I'd like to be.
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Maybe see a movie once in a while.
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Meet at parties without embarrassment.
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Yeah.
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Invite each other to...school reunions.
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Yeah.
- So you'll come?
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To a movie?
- No, to a school reunion.
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Say you will. Say you will.
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I don't want to go on my own or take a date.
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Amanda will be there, my first girlfriend.
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Her marriage has just split up.
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Pete and Jen will be there.
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OK.
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Hiya.
- Hi.
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Hi.
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Are you ready?
- Yeah. We're going to the cinema.
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Do you want to come?
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No.
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I've got...something...to do.
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What are you going to see?
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King Of Comedy.
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De Niro. We enjoyed that one, didn't we?
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What are you doing after work?
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I meant to talk to you about that.
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Good.
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Pete. Pete, relax.
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People will think we're having
a meeting, not an affair.
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Hey, we're not...
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We're not having an affair.
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That's what I want to talk about.
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We...
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We slept together once. That's it, right?
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You're forgetting the following morning.
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Well, I only count it as th... as the...
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What happened when we went away
won't happen again, right?
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So, you...
- Post.
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So you've sorted out your problems
with Jenny?
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Yes. Yes, I'm taking steps to.
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Have you spoken to her?
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That's the next step.
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Pete Gifford's phone.
- Hello.
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Oh, hiya, Jenny. It's Amy. Yeah.
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Yeah, he's just here. I'll pass him on.
Hang on.
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Hi.
- Hiya, Jen. Yeah.
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The cheque? No, the cheque's by the phone.
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Listen, I erm...
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I might have to work late tonight.
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OK.
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About eight. Yeah.
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Right.
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Eight thirty. Thereabouts.
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OK.
- OK.
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See you, love. Bye.
- See you later, yeah?
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How the hell did I manage
to accumulate so much tat?
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Shopping, I'd imagine.
- Well, it's time it went.
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If you saw a woman wearing this,
what would you think?
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That her husband's rich.
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Or she is.
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Either way, that she is impressed by wealth.
Well, I am not so shallow.
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You really hated that dinner party.
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No. It helped me see things clearly.
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I've become the sort of woman
I used to despise. It was a revelation.
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Like an out-of-body experience.
- Had you had the dope by then?
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I wanted to grab each of those people,
shake them and scream,
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''For God's sake, wake up, take a look at
yourselves before it's too late.''
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Isn't that Prada?
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Can you tell?
- Yeah.
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Wait, wait! I'll have it.
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You could take it up.
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You can't take up Prada.
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I want to strip away my life,
cut through all the crap
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and get back to the real me.
I've become so conformist!
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You have dope in your bedside table.
I have Joanna Trollope.
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Yeah, but it's Danny's.
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You get distracted by bullshit.
Why you must have an Aga.
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What Caribbean island is in.
What colour's the latest black.
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Isn't it black?
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Who gives a shit? The chattering classes
who can't think themselves
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and rely on the media to form their views.
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Right...
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What's that?
- Nothing.
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Let's have a gander.
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You wouldn't approve.
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It's a questionnaire. ''Your boyfriend:
Hump him or dump him?''
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Oh, I love those things.
- Isn't it media bullshit?
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It's just a bit of fun. It's not like
you're taking it seriously, is it?
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No, of course not.
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OK. Question one.
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''Sex.
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Is sex, A: something you're
keen to avoid?
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B: Willing to suffer?
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Or C: Gagging for more of?''
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C.
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Three points. Question two.
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''In the morning,
does your boyfriend bring you...
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A: The post?
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B: Fowers?
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Or C: Another orgasm?''
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All three.
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Fantastic.
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OK.
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Three, four, five, six.
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Are you sure you need to do it all?
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I know. I know. It's just...
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00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:22,709
Well, he's very young.
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Isn't that why he's scoring so well?
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Yeah, but so are his friends.
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It's a terrible waste,
but Richey Manic, he is dead.
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00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,869
No way, man. He's alive and well. He's in
India. Crispin's seen him there.
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Crispin, Crispin...
- He's in the mud under the Severn Bridge.
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00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,557
Oh, no. I did see his face in
a cloud formation.
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Your head's a cloud formation.
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When he disappeared,
part of me went with him.
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To Richey.
- To Richey, man.
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To Richey.
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OK, so his friends are awful.
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00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,309
David's were when I first met him.
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00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,278
But you are not going out with his friends
but Danny.
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Mmm. Who's fun and intelligent.
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And sex on legs.
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Yeah. Case closed.
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Horoscopes.
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Hiya, love. Sorry I'm late.
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Work dragged on, you know.
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00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,270
It's all right. Are you hungry?
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00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,430
No. I got a burger coming home.
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00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,478
I would have rung, but I had to crack on
with the audit.
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00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:34,437
Get it finished?
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00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,875
No, no. One mistake leads to a hundred.
300
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,838
I'll have to work a few more late nlghts.
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Poor, overworked fool.
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00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:59,039
Weren't you bringing me breakfast?
- I don't want to be late for work.
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00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,429
Danny, I'm your boss.
You don't have to worry.
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Look...
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We need to talk.
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00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:15,269
He's dumped you? - That's where
'''We have to talk'' tends to lead.
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00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,271
Why?
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00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,316
It's your friends.
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Me?
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And David, Pete and Jenny.
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00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,153
And Adam. He was never very keen on Adam.
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00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,198
Yeah, well, Adam I can understand,
but what's wrong with us?
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Nothing, but...
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they're not my kind of people.
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00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:37,831
You mean, they don't sit around
talking about Richey Manic.
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00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,353
Would David even know who he was?
317
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,474
You're not going out with them, but me.
318
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:48,315
But friends are important. That's the people
who you want to spend time with.
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00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,994
I don't want to spend time with yours.
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00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,355
I...I'll change my friends.
321
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,796
Excuse me!
- I didn't mean it. He caught me unawares.
322
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,393
Anyway, I was going to dump him.
323
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,391
That's rather ironic, Rachel.
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00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,677
Still, at least it's not any
great loss, is it?
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00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,876
Oh, come on.
326
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,393
No-one likes being dumped.
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00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,715
And he did have a beautiful body!
328
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,798
You know what you should do
when you feel down...
329
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Spend a lot of money?
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00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,836
Something wild.
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Hello.
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00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:39,390
What about a heart wrapped in a scroll,
inscribed ''David''?
333
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,835
What if we get divorced?
- Pessimist.
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00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,911
Pragmatist.
- Or a death's head skull.
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00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,275
Rachel! I want it to be tasteful.
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00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,509
Karen, it's a tattoo.
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00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,512
Have you seen anything you like?
- Only the exit.
338
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,352
She's getting one, too.
339
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,351
I really like this lizard.
340
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,351
Actually, it's a gecko.
341
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,000
Ooh. Even better. It's more exotic.
342
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,237
Do you give me a local
or a general anaesthetic?
343
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,239
It's her first time.
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00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,637
Thank you so much.
345
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,193
So, what else is new?
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00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,191
Oh, you know. This and that.
347
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,236
Nothing. Same here.
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I doubt it.
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Adam.
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00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:27,157
Here, I wanted salt and vinegar.
- It doesn't matter.
351
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:30,073
We don't like prawn cocktail.
- Really. It doesn't matter.
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00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,151
I'll change them.
- No, stop!
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00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,193
Sit down!
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00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,156
All right, all right.
355
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,949
I have something to tell you.
You mustn't tell a soul.
356
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,110
Sure.
- I'm serious.
357
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,679
What, no-one?
- No-one.
358
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,273
Not even Giggsy?
359
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,553
Not even Giggsy.
360
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,596
OK. I give you my word.
361
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,156
Forget it. It doesn't matter.
362
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,559
What?
- Change the crisps.
363
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,551
Bollocks to that! What is it?
364
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,837
You can't ask me to keep a secret,
then clam up.
365
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,878
It'd be wrong to involve you.
- Let me make that decision.
366
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,428
I want to be involved. We're mates.
367
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,671
I'm cheating on Jenny.
368
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,637
Yeah, right!
- No, really.
369
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,154
And the fruit machine here pays a jackpot!
370
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,151
Believe it. It's true.
371
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,438
Yes!
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Hold on. Wait a minute.
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00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,631
Who with?
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00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,438
Amy from work.
375
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:29,873
Amy who's nuts?
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00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,270
She's not.
She's sympathetic and understanding.
377
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,271
Yeah, and nuts.
378
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,271
Are you out of your mind?
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00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,679
I know she is.
380
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,676
How did this happen?
381
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:45,196
You know how me and Jenny
haven't been getting along?
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00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,191
Yep.
383
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,191
Of course you do.
384
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,794
We were on this Outward Bound thing,
385
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and it started raining
and we got soaked to the skin.
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00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,876
From there it's a short step to sex!
- No, we got lost in the woods.
387
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,394
You did it in the woods?
- No. In a motel.
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00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,232
God, how...sordid.
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00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,675
It was a nice motel. I couldn't stop myself.
390
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,671
Cos she's a nymphomaniac.
391
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,432
No, she's not.
- She was with me.
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00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:10,873
She wanted to keep you.
393
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,077
You don't understand her.
She's quite sensitive.
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00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,232
You didn't deserve her.
- Jenny doesn't deserve you!
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00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:21,199
Does she know about this?
- Of course not! She mustn't find out.
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00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,879
You promised!
- Before I knew what it was.
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00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,315
She'd kill me!
- No more than you deserve.
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00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:31,789
Hang on.
399
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:36,510
She says she doesn't love me any more
and tries to get off with you!
400
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,071
Jen made a fool of herself, right?
401
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,832
She regrets it.
402
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:49,869
She's trying to repair the damage,
but what you're dolng, Pete...
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00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,871
God...
404
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,793
Where are you going?
- Home.
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00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:56,791
Oh, cheers. Thanks.
406
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,678
Thanks for being supportive!
- I'm not doing supportive.
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00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,716
Try Amy.
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00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,351
You're in agony, aren't you?
409
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,351
No, just a bit of pain.
410
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,396
No more than childbirth.
411
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,874
I've finished. Not a bad job, is it?
412
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,712
It's almost like a gecko.
413
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,869
That wasn't too bad.
414
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,632
You were passed out!
415
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,153
What does it look like?
416
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,912
It's really not that bad.
417
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,430
Are you getting one done?
- No.
418
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,473
No!
419
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,516
Ramona! So sorry! I thought you were Karen.
420
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,596
I'm terribly sorry.
421
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,556
Karen.
422
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,716
I've just assaulted Ramona.
423
00:23:58,800 --> 00:23:59,789
What? Why?
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00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,552
I thought she was you.
425
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,909
She was bending over and...you know,
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00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,911
gander, gander, goosey.
427
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,479
David, you know I hate that.
428
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,757
I didn't know it was her.
She had your dress on.
429
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,479
The Prada.
- Prada?
430
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,755
Or Jil Sander, if it was a yellow one.
431
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,638
It was black.
- Yeah, that is Prada.
432
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,631
You gave her two dresses?
433
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,995
Three, actually. The rest,
I gave to charity.
434
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,593
What?
435
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:29,309
I don't want them, so I gave them
to a good cause. Pass me a towel.
436
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,223
Why not help the starving in Africa?
437
00:24:31,718 --> 00:24:34,394
They're as thin as supermodels,
they can dress like them.
438
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,516
Right, I'm going to sort out Ramona.
439
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,354
You have a smudge on your back.
- It's a tattoo, and it's a gecko.
440
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,749
A tattoo? Are you out of your mind?
441
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,831
Don't you like geckos?
442
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,319
Why did you get a tattoo?
443
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,516
David, I just thought it would be fun.
444
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,275
Fun?
- David, you're doing it again.
445
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,793
Stop repeating what I say.
446
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,633
Fun? Tattoos are permanent, you know.
447
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,790
What are we going to tell Josh?
448
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,633
- ''Mummy was a Hell's Angel''?
- David, it's body art.
449
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:06,077
I'm seriously worried about you.
Smoking dope at dinner parties,
450
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:10,756
giving designer dresses to Oxfam,
and now mutilating yourself.
451
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,913
And you're a model citizen -
apart from sexually harassing the nanny!
452
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,312
Was that Adam?
- No, wrong number, love.
453
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:23,109
Is he coming out for a drink?
Are we meeting him there?
454
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:26,909
We're running late,
so we're probably best meeting him there.
455
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,956
All right.
456
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,596
Amanda Wagstaff!
457
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,912
No.
458
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,552
Hi. Remember me?
459
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,038
No.
460
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,036
Fancy a shag?
461
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,751
Yeah!
462
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,991
Please leave a message for David,
Karen and Josh...
463
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,196
or Ramona, after the tone.
464
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:08,791
Karen, it's Rachel.
You owe me one and I'm calling it in.
465
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:12,873
I said I'd go to Adam's school reunion
and I can't make it.
466
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,871
I'm stuck at the doctor's.
467
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,871
My tattoo's still sore.
468
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,953
He's going to be upset if he has to go
on his own. Please go.
469
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:25,556
It's er, Sharman Cross School,
Alderbrook Road, Wythenshawe.
470
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,438
I'm due to meet him in an hour. Please go.
471
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,198
I hope you get this message.
472
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,311
Blimey, it's a bit low-rent.
473
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,470
Like something out of Carrie.
474
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,437
I'm not happy with this name tag.
475
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:49,157
Pond Scum - it wasn't my only
school nickname.
476
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,196
What was your other one?
477
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,436
Smegma.
478
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,716
Hey!
479
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,031
Great, they're coming over.
480
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,473
Yeah.
481
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,471
Hiya.
482
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,516
Oh, hiya.
483
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,432
Adam.
484
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,557
Hey, Karen. Why are you here?
- Rach can't make it, so I came.
485
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,428
Oh, great...
- I'm her stand-in.
486
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:29,115
Great. Er...let's do it.
487
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,758
What do I have to do, then?
488
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,877
This girl, Amanda Wagstaff,
is gagging for it.
489
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,479
Thanks for not saying anything to Jen.
490
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,196
Oh, my God.
491
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:20,510
Amanda.
492
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,511
Adam.
493
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,637
Oh, er...I wasn't sure you'd remember.
494
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,995
Well, the name tag helped.
495
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,308
Oh, yeah.
496
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,118
Of course I remember you.
497
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,838
How are you?
- I'm great.
498
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,639
God, you look fantastic. How are you?
499
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,676
Yeah. I'm fine.
500
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:42,315
Who are you with?
- Tall blonde woman with Pete.
501
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,960
With Pond Scum?
- Yeah.
502
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,598
She's just a friend.
503
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,716
Very attractive.
504
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,711
Yeah...
505
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:51,835
What about you?
506
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,990
Yeah, I'm with a friend, as well.
507
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,595
Jill. Oh, she's the girl talking
to Jamie Franks.
508
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,432
Very attractive, too.
509
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,194
I was sorry...
- So what do you...
510
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,510
Oh. Hmm.
- Go on. You first.
511
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,438
I was sorry to hear about your marriage.
512
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,033
That it was in trouble, I mean.
513
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,471
It was in trouble, wasn't it?
- It's erm... It's over.
514
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,630
Your husband had an affair.
515
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,278
Where did you get that from?
516
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,679
Pete's mum.
517
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,870
It was me that had the affair.
518
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,871
Oh. Is it still going on?
519
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,279
No.
520
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:34,512
No. I erm... I left her and now
I'm with Jill.
521
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,595
Hey.
- Hey.
522
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,638
God, no wonder I never got past first base.
523
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,678
She's got two kids.
Her husband obviously did, then.
524
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:16,036
Thanks for coming, Karen.
I think we can go now.
525
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,031
No, it's only just started!
526
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,076
Come with me.
527
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,994
God, I can't believe this, you know.
528
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,230
I used to sneak in here for a sly fag.
529
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,470
15 years later, and I still do it.
530
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,915
For God's sake, don't tell David.
531
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,918
I'm good at keeping secrets. Don't worry.
532
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,230
No, nothing. It doesn't matter.
533
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,231
Do you want to see my tattoo?
534
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,276
You've got a tattoo?
535
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,351
Oh, fantastic!
536
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,237
It's a gecko.
537
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:58,639
I had it done last week.
538
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,870
You're amazing, you know that?
539
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,916
Tattoos, wacky baccy.
540
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,150
Unbelievable.
541
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,789
You're not at all like what you seem.
Whereas me...
542
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,791
You can be whoever you want.
543
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:14,077
No-one here knows you, except
Pete and Jenny.
544
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,357
If you don't like who you are,
become someone else.
545
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,352
What, and invent a life?
- Live a lie.
546
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:23,955
Yeah, well. I wouldn't be
the only one doing that.
547
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:27,469
What?
548
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:33,072
If I tell you, promise not to breathe
a word of this to anyone.
549
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,434
Yeah.
550
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,514
We tell her. She has a right to know.
551
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,875
I promised Pete I wouldn't. You promised me.
552
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,030
We're meant to be her friends.
553
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,190
We're meant to be Pete's, too.
554
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,555
They have got to sort this out between them.
555
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,870
How can they, if she doesn't know?
556
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,269
We act like nothing has happened.
557
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,271
Perfectly normal, OK?
558
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:55,634
Karen, OK?
559
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:16,828
After the Foreign Legion,
I was bodyguard to a sultan.
560
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,753
He was assassinated.
- Yeah, it was my day off.
561
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,798
We're not married.
Karen's my personal assistant.
562
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,029
And masseuse.
563
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,838
And helicopter pilot.
564
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,593
The year after school, I made a million.
565
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:32,150
The year after, he lost it.
- The year after that, I made it back.
566
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,876
Come on. Come on.
567
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,828
It's easier the second time round.
568
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,474
You've got to tell her.
- No, she's happy.
569
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,834
She's drunk.
- No.
570
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,718
Adam.
- Rach, hi.
571
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,917
You made it, then.
- Just. They wouldn't let me in.
572
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:11,198
I said you were my husband. - You want
to hear the shite we've been saying.
573
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,111
Thanks for coming, Karen.
- OK.
574
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,191
How's it been going?
575
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,635
So far, so good.
576
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,756
I think I'll get some drinks.
577
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,071
Ah, Mr Turnbull.
578
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,879
Teacher?
- Tosser.
579
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,269
Oh, God, you have to meet this guy.
580
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:46,075
You know how they say you never
forget a good teacher? This is...
581
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:47,639
Erm...
582
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:51,838
Malcolm Chacksfield.
You still haven't lost your sense of humour.
583
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,070
You always could make me laugh.
584
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,878
Usually when I marked his essays.
585
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,911
Karen, give us some of that.
586
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,434
I'm that dehydrated, I can't even pee.
587
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,431
Are you having a good time?
588
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,273
Mmm. Yeah, I'm having a laugh actually.
589
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,271
Do you know what?
590
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,432
In this hall, Pete and I had our first kiss.
591
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,431
Did you?
592
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,637
With tongues. We were lashing at each other.
593
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:25,874
15 years ago. That's how long
we've been together. I can't believe it.
594
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,111
Quite an achievement, really.
595
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,156
Jen.
596
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:37,034
If your friend's husband was having an
affair, would you tell her?
597
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,391
Er... Yeah.
598
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,835
Yeah. God, yeah. If you're a mate.
599
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,876
Definitely.
600
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,155
I'll be back for a dance.
I'm going for a slash.
601
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,316
Jen!
602
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,196
Mr Chacksfield is why I did computing.
- You teach computing?
603
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,636
English, and it's Malcolm.
You make me feel old.
604
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,870
I'm old, so you must be...
605
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,396
45.
- Is that all? When we were at school...
606
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,948
I was still young.
I just seemed ancient to you.
607
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,951
Adam? Adam?
608
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,359
Where's Pete?
609
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,431
I don't know. Having a slash?
610
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,159
Er... I'll start with you, then.
611
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:17,151
Please, outside.
612
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,669
Karen should never have told you.
613
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,671
No, Adam, you should have!
614
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,354
I promised Pete I'd keep it to myself.
615
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,271
So you tell Karen!
616
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,113
Advertising?
Would I know any adverts you worked on?
617
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:39,990
I should bloody well hope so. We've got a
big campaign with a skateboarding nun.
618
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,638
I don't watch a lot of TV.
619
00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:43,392
It's on billboards.
620
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,232
I don't get out much.
621
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,991
I'll rip his throat out!
622
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,559
You do not want to do that.
623
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,598
Yes, I do! The bastard's having an affair!
624
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,672
Yeah. And why do you think he's doing that?
625
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,436
Do you love him?
- Shut up!
626
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,879
Yeah!
- He doesn't know that.
627
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,635
If you confront him, I'm telling you
it will destroy your marriage.
628
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,632
What if he stops seeing her?
- What will make him do that?
629
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:40,712
I am. If he doesn't,
you can rip his throat out.
630
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,313
I'll hold him down.
631
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,791
I feel sick, Adam.
632
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,836
I feel sick.
633
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:54,359
Hey, Karen, do you want to dance?
634
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,396
Yeah. Not with you.
635
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,231
Hiya, love.
636
00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:06,233
I want to go home.
- In a minute.
637
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,276
Now.
638
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,037
When are you working late
at the office again?
639
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,078
Monday. I hope you haven't said anything.
640
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,230
No, but if you carry on, I will.
641
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,231
It's over, Pete. Dump her.
642
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:24,392
You can't tell me what to do.
- Give me your word. I'm serious.
643
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,914
I'm telling Jenny.
Do you want to wreck your marriage?
644
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,309
Only see your kid at the weekends?
645
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,516
Tell Amy it's finished, Pete.
646
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,116
I'm off.
647
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,356
I think I'll go, too.
648
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,312
Have you seen Rach?
649
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,596
She's dancing over there.
650
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,396
I turn my back and she cops off
with my teacher!
651
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:05,632
They were hardly copping off.
They were dancing together.
652
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,995
He asked her out.
653
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,036
And she accepted?
654
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:11,989
Why not?
655
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,914
He was my teacher! It's indecent.
Besides, what about Danny?
656
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,833
I finished with him. A few days ago.
657
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,832
What did you do that for? I liked Danny.
658
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:25,799
You didn't.
You'd just rather I saw Danny than Malcolm.
659
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,030
Malcolm? It's Mr Chacksfield!
660
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,031
What is going on, Rachel?
661
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,554
One boyfriend was pre-pubescent.
662
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,551
This one is due his bus pass.
663
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:38,269
Are you trying to do all the seven ages
of man? - Do I detect a note of jealousy?
664
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:39,395
No.
665
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,391
Good.
666
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:46,076
If we're friends, we can't be stupid
about who the other one sees.
667
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,789
She has a point.
- He was my favourite teacher!
668
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,314
When he went on about Romeo And Juliet
669
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,437
I didn't think he'd shag my ex-girlfriend.
670
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:59,672
Do you think they'll shag? - Yeah.
They're grown-ups. Him in particular.
671
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:03,230
Oh, yes. Marvellous end
to a marvellous evening!
672
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:06,232
Yeah. I heard about Pete.
- God.
673
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,231
Karen said you'd told her.
674
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,834
She said I was to keep quiet about it.
675
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,831
Well, more than she's done.
676
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,273
What? Did she tell Rachel?
677
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,271
Rachel? Jenny.
678
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,193
Hello.
679
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,236
So, is he home?
680
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,596
Yeah. He's early, actually.
I can't believe it.
681
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:30,878
Maybe it's the lure of Carol Vorderman.
At least he's here.
682
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,679
There will be occasions
when he does have to work late.
683
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,671
I know.
684
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,354
But I think it's going to be all right.
685
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,954
I feel good. It's been really nice.
686
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,918
You deserve it, Jen. Have a good evening.
687
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,911
Thanks.
688
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,353
Adam?
- Yeah.
689
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,351
Thank you.
690
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,112
OK.
691
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,111
Bye.
692
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,871
Look, there's Mum.
693
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,916
Hiya, love. Give us a kiss.
694
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:13,312
What are you doing, Ramona?
- Tidying up.
695
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,913
If you let me.
696
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,718
Is this yours?
697
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,916
It's Javier's. Karen says it's
OK in my room.
698
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,797
Is this place a crack den?
699
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,189
Karen knows my attitude towards drugs.
700
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,793
Drugs?
701
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,235
- I will not tolerate them here.
- This is not drugs.
702
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,231
Where does it end, Ramona?
703
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,151
It starts with marijuana,
704
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:34,596
and before you know, you're robbing
old ladies to pay for cocaine.
705
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:35,954
This is no marijuana!
706
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,951
You're in denial. It's a slippery slope.
707
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,953
David, this is tobacco.
Javier likes to roll his own.
708
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,393
So it's harmless?
709
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,675
No, it is tobacco.
710
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,716
It gives you cancer.
711
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,431
So, how did your date go?
712
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,476
With Malcolm?
713
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,835
Yeah, with Malcolm.
714
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,073
It didn't.
- What, he cancelled?
715
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,072
No!
- You did?
716
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,071
No.
717
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,115
So?
718
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:13,392
Well, I was waitlng for him in this bar...
719
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,270
He was dressed llke a teacher.
720
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,429
He is a teacher.
721
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,751
It's the school holidays.
He still dresses like a teacher.
722
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:38,356
You know you can tell in the first ten
seconds if there's anything there?
723
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,590
Yeah.
- It didn't take that long.
724
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,636
Oh. So what did you do?
725
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,033
What could I do?
726
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:55,632
What, you scarpered?
- Yeah. I did a runner.
727
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:57,676
God! Mr Chacksfield...
728
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:01,599
Poor bastard.
729
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,596
Yeah. Poor bastard.
730
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:07,836
Come on.
731
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:17,914
Yeah. Hello.
732
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,560
Hi, Jen.
- Hi.
733
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,234
Guess what? I've got to work late tonight.
734
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,231
Why?
735
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:29,552
The computer's gone down and I've
got to process those figures for Patrick.
736
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,993
He's got a meeting tomorrow.
737
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:34,038
Er... How long are you going to be?
738
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:37,032
I'll be able to leave in about 20 minutes.
739
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,351
Er...that's if the computer behaves itself.
740
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,191
OK.
741
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,874
Erm, that's fine. The meal will keep.
742
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,916
See you later, yeah?
743
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,956
Yeah. All right. Bye.
744
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:52,752
Pete, oh, listen. Will you...
745
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,438
Damn...
746
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,231
Hello.
747
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,312
Pete, will you bring some wine...
- Who do you want?
748
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:09,119
Sorry. Eh? Pete Gifford, please.
749
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,794
I'm afraid he's left.
- He's left?
750
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,677
Yeah.
- When did he leave?
751
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,671
Half an hour ago.
752
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,671
Right.
753
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,957
Er... OK.
- Sorry.
754
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,996
Yeah. Thanks.
755
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,358
Why did you break a confidence?
- Adam broke it first.
756
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:31,634
That doesn't excuse you.
757
00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:34,871
I don't need excusing.
I was being open and honest.
758
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,076
Open and honest?
759
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,230
Yes! Not that I expect thanks.
760
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:42,357
I realise they're not qualities
people put much store by.
761
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,351
What are you talking about?
762
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,716
I can't stand hypocrisy.
Our whole bloody lives are a fraud.
763
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:51,315
We spend time with people we don't like
and lie to those we do!
764
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,470
You don't like Pete and Jenny?
765
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:58,031
Yes, I do like them. I'm talking about
James and Natasha and Mark and Laura.
766
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,158
Well...I don't really like them, either.
767
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,599
So let's just tell them
we don't want to see them any more.
768
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,240
That's not very nice.
- Who cares about being nice?
769
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,275
I do!
770
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,955
So once a month we have to sit there
and pretend we want to be there?
771
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,192
If the alternative is your brand of honesty,
then, yeah.
772
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,158
Hello.
- Hello, David.
773
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,549
James. We were talking about you.
774
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,676
Can you do dinner next Friday?
775
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,796
Dinner next Friday? Erm...
776
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,235
Oh, right...it's a bit difficult.
777
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,914
Erm...
- How about Saturday?
778
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,309
Saturday's no easier, I'm afraid.
779
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,358
The week after?
- No, nor the following week.
780
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,351
That's a shame.
781
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:44,716
I tell you what,
why don't I call you when we're a bit freer?
782
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,633
OK. I'll leave it up to you.
- OK. Bye.
783
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,599
Well, that wasn't very honest, was it?
784
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:56,076
Do you want to come in?
785
00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:00,078
No, I'm trying to avoid Karen at the minute.
786
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:01,559
Oh, yeah.
787
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,751
Well, that was nice.
788
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,796
Yeah, Rach, it was.
789
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,670
It shows that we can be friends.
790
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,194
Going to the cinema, seeing a film...
791
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,350
Arguing about it afterwards.
792
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,351
Talking about who we've been seeing.
793
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,874
You did most of the talking there.
794
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,392
I think we can make this friends thing work.
795
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,116
Well...
796
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,391
I'll see you, then.
797
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,436
I'll see you.
798
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,630
See you at work tomorrow, then.
799
00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:27,396
Yeah, but it might be a good idea
if I didn't come round for a couple of days.
800
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,954
Don't put yourself out on my account.
801
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:41,358
Hiya, Jen.
- Hello, Peter.
802
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,476
Your son wanted to say hello.
803
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:50,473
There you go.
804
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:54,635
Go on.
805
00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:59,596
Now let's see how you like it.
806
00:47:00,305 --> 00:47:06,152
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