1
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Ready to go, Sybil?

2
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All set.

3
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Okay, any questions?

4
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No, but I would like to say how pleased
I am to be working with a woman.

5
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It's a whole different kind of energy.
It's so much more nurturing.

6
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Then you don't have any questions.

7
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When you're hungry for a snack, don't
know what you're picking.

8
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Try some toasted oats with just a hint
of chicken.

9
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Toasted chickies eaten by the...

10
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Okay, I know that look.

11
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You're going to hurt him, aren't you?

12
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Vengeance. Thy name is Mastercard.

13
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Oh, pretty.

14
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Ah, Zippy forgot to cancel it.

15
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What are you going to buy yourself?

16
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Nothing. The fund's not spending his
money. It's wasting his money.

17
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Observe. Excuse me. Do you see Mr. Young
Buns over there?

18
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Send him a dozen silk boxers on me.

19
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The real challenge is to max out the
card and have nothing to show for it.

20
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I love you, you thick, dark work of art.
Oh, Pierce, I'm just a simple woman

21
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with a dream.

22
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Hey, Bill.

23
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What? Look, it's your ex -husband.

24
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Ooh, that's too good.

25
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Come on, let's play.

26
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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh,
boy.

27
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Fabulous color on you, Ira. Perfect for
showing off the hair on your back.

28
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Terrific. Hello, ladies. It's not for
me.

29
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That's not what Sybil told me.

30
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Marianne, I told you that was
confidential.

31
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By the way, you can keep the black lace
panties, but I would like the black

32
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wonder bra back.

33
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Thank you. Well, if this concludes the
emasculation portion of the program,

34
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see you later. Come on, Ira. You're
trying to obligerate. You're looking for

35
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respect? Give me a break. It's a
Valentine's present.

36
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Oh, excuse me, miss. Is this machine
washable?

37
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Valentine's? I didn't even know it was
Valentine's Day. I had no idea it was

38
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February.

39
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Alone on Valentine's Day.

40
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What could be more depressing?

41
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Watching your ex -husband buy lingerie
for his new girlfriend.

42
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You asked.

43
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Thank you very much.

44
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But, you know, we're really not alone.

45
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We're on our own. Self -sufficient.
Independent.

46
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Liberated. Full of crap. Completely.

47
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Uh, Thibault, I hate to ask you this,
but I left my wallet at home, and, well,

48
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they already rang it up.

49
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You want me to buy lingerie for your
girlfriend?

50
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No, it's just that... Well, yeah.

51
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I've got a better idea. Why don't you
just shoot me in the face?

52
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I'll owe you big time.

53
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How big?

54
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Anything, anytime, anywhere.

55
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Put it in writing.

56
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Anything, anytime, anywhere.

57
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Sign it! It's no good unless you sign
it!

58
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and he moved back to Italy.

59
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Come on. I gotta get out of here before
she gets home. I can't listen to another

60
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one of her earth goddess pregnancy's
beautiful speeches.

61
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Did she ever give you the don't be
embarrassed about masturbation chat?

62
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Oh, yeah.

63
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The long walk on the beach. She took you
to the beach? I got her the dry

64
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cleaner. Oh, you poor thing.

65
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Rachel, I'm suffocating. She keeps
trying to be my best friend.

66
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Well, I had to live through it. Now it's
your turn.

67
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I'm out of here. Please, Rach, take me
with you. Dream on.

68
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Mom, guess who's here? Your old pal,
Rachel.

69
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Rachel's here?

70
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Zoe, what was the point of that? Oh, my
babies are here. Both of my babies are

71
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here. I'm so happy to see you. I'm so
happy to see you, too. Look, I gotta go.

72
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Wait, wait, I've got presents.

73
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First, Zoe.

74
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Happy Valentine's Day.

75
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Oh, boy, a hunchback cookie.

76
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No, it's Cupid. That's a wing.

77
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And he's fructose sweetened.

78
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Thanks, Mom.

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I got a cookie.

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And for my other valentine, slippers.

81
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Slippers? Yeah, they got elastic for
when your feet swell.

82
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And believe me, they're gonna.

83
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Around month six, you're gonna turn into
a big old balloon girl.

84
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How thoughtful. Well, I better go, Mom.
I'm making a special dinner for Kevin

85
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tonight. Oh, um, before I forget.

86
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There's a new mother's class down at the
Women's Center on Friday. I thought

87
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maybe you and I could go together.

88
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Mother, I'm not going to squat in a
gymnasium and look at my cervix. Once

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enough.

90
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It's not like that. It's nutrition and
exercise, breastfeeding.

91
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That sounds like fun, but I'd really
rather spend Friday night with Kevin.

92
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I get it.

93
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You've hit the horny part of your
pregnancy, haven't you?

94
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Mom.

95
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I know you're just trying to be helpful,
but I think it may be best if you try

96
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to focus a little more on your life and
a little less on mine.

97
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Right. Right.

98
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I'm sorry.

99
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I don't mean to hurt your feelings,
but... No, no.

100
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I understand.

101
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You sure?

102
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Go! Have a nice dinner. Say hi to Kevin.

103
00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:04,520
Thanks, Mom. Bye, honey. Bye.

104
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I'll just stay here and focus on my
life.

105
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Lots to focus on.

106
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What's new with you?

107
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Who would I rather sleep with? Yeah.

108
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Paul Newman or Robert Redford. Choose.

109
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That's easy. Paul Newman. He brings his
own popcorn.

110
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Come on. Give me something tough.

111
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Okay.

112
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Ross Perot or one of those flying devil
monkeys from The Wizard of Oz.

113
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Is the monkey rich?

114
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Good evening, girls.

115
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Oh, my. He cleans up real good, doesn't
he? Got a date with my valentine.

116
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Hey, Sybil, don't forget to feed the
dukester.

117
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Jeff, remember 20 years ago when our
marriage fell apart?

118
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Yeah. And you moved out and we went on
with our life? Mm -hmm. Let's do that

119
00:08:03,940 --> 00:08:04,940
again.

120
00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:08,400
Sybil, I am looking for another
apartment. I'll be out of here before

121
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it. Jeff, you're a pig.

122
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What?

123
00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:12,980
I don't know. I just felt like saying
that.

124
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Come here and give me a kiss.

125
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Is she kidding? Are you kidding? I don't
know.

126
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Well, good night.

127
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I

128
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love

129
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it when you play with his head like
that. It's almost too easy.

130
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You know, this isn't so bad for
Valentine's Day. Wow, here's to

131
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To Valentine's Day.

132
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This sucks like a Hoover.

133
00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:54,420
Well, there's probably Jeff wanting to
borrow gas money.

134
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You never know.

135
00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:58,700
Could be some swarthy French stud who
wants to use your bathroom.

136
00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:02,820
I beg your pardon, but may I please use
your facilities?

137
00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:05,040
How did you do that?

138
00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:07,560
Who are you?

139
00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,600
I am Guy.

140
00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:12,060
Guy is my limo driver. It's upstairs,
first door to the left.

141
00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,140
Merci. Oui, Guy.

142
00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,020
rented a limousine just to come to my
house?

143
00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:22,040
I've got a credit card to max out,
remember?

144
00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:24,560
I'm disappointed in you, Marianne.

145
00:09:24,820 --> 00:09:26,080
He's just sitting in the driveway.

146
00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:28,060
Couldn't you come up with something a
little more creative?

147
00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,960
You want to go down to the marina and
shoot guns at Dr. Dick's boat?

148
00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,220
That doesn't require any money.

149
00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:34,459
Oh, really?

150
00:09:34,460 --> 00:09:38,060
Do you have any idea what it costs to
buy an automatic weapon at this time of

151
00:09:38,060 --> 00:09:39,060
night?

152
00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:42,380
Actually, I was thinking of something a
little more life -affirming. Like this

153
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weekend, we could go horseback riding or
hot air ballooning. Or skydiving.

154
00:09:46,730 --> 00:09:48,430
You promised never to bring that up.

155
00:09:48,930 --> 00:09:50,470
Marianne, I'm turning 40.

156
00:09:50,850 --> 00:09:54,270
Let's jump out of a plane. It'll be so
symbolic and meaningful.

157
00:09:54,650 --> 00:09:55,650
Well, it would have been.

158
00:09:55,690 --> 00:09:56,690
Well, if you'd actually jumped.

159
00:09:56,990 --> 00:09:58,030
Hey, you know what?

160
00:09:58,610 --> 00:09:59,610
Shut up.

161
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,310
I know.

162
00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:07,830
Let's have Guy Whiskers off to the
airport and we'll fly to Vegas. Tonight?

163
00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:11,600
If we leave now, we can blow all of Dr.
Dick's money and still catch a show.

164
00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:14,580
Come on, I always wanted to see those
two German guys who make the tigers

165
00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:15,740
disappear. What are they called?

166
00:10:16,660 --> 00:10:17,660
Sauerkraut and Roy?

167
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:21,820
Well, I'd love to, but, Marianne, I
can't go to Vegas and leave Zoe here by

168
00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:22,820
herself. Why not?

169
00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:27,160
Can I have the mega -tail at her end of
May? May she want to watch Vegas?

170
00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:28,580
Mm -hmm.

171
00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,320
He and I are going to go watch videos in
the back of the limo.

172
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,000
That's why not.

173
00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,100
Zoe!

174
00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:36,180
You don't even know this guy.

175
00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:37,439
I am Guy.

176
00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:38,960
He is Guy. I get that he's Guy.

177
00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:40,660
Goodbye, Guy.

178
00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:42,080
Au revoir, Zoe.

179
00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:43,540
A bientot.

180
00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:50,860
You know, just because you don't have a
life doesn't mean I can't. Yes, it does.

181
00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:55,620
I can't believe it. She got a D in
French.

182
00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:56,860
I'm telling you.

183
00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:01,180
Vague. I try to be a good mother. I try
to be their friend. And for what?

184
00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:05,720
All... Spend and pay. The only people
who want me around are my ex -husbands,

185
00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:07,880
and that's only to lend them money and
feed their dog.

186
00:11:08,140 --> 00:11:10,680
Dog? Yes. We could board Zoe in a
kennel.

187
00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:12,720
No.

188
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,300
I have a better idea.

189
00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:17,240
Anything, anytime, anywhere.

190
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,660
You want me to come and stay with Zoe
now?

191
00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:21,020
Yes, now.

192
00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,100
Ira, who's that?

193
00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:23,480
Not now.

194
00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:25,020
It's an emergency.

195
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:26,380
Let's roll!

196
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,040
I've got to take Marianne to Betty Ford.

197
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,480
In a limo?

198
00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:32,070
I told her we were going to the opera.

199
00:11:32,490 --> 00:11:33,329
Woo!

200
00:11:33,330 --> 00:11:34,330
Party!

201
00:11:34,850 --> 00:11:36,430
Come on, we'll drop you off.

202
00:11:36,810 --> 00:11:39,690
Ira, the whipped cream is starting to
slide off.

203
00:11:39,930 --> 00:11:41,470
Oh, please, Sybil.

204
00:11:42,090 --> 00:11:43,890
Zoe's a big girl. She can take care of
herself.

205
00:11:44,210 --> 00:11:46,970
I'll be gone overnight. The last time I
left her alone that long, she put the

206
00:11:46,970 --> 00:11:47,970
house on the market.

207
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:49,810
She only took one to pot.

208
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:53,390
Would you like me to go in there and
tell Miss Dairy Queen, who paid for a

209
00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:54,390
Valentine on D's?

210
00:11:56,710 --> 00:11:58,190
Let me just go grab my pants.

211
00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:02,710
It's on fire.

212
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,140
You have 20.

213
00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:02,220
I said hit me.

214
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:05,920
21. Damn.

215
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,960
You know, Marianne, this is the greatest
Valentine's Day I have ever had. And

216
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,680
you know what the best part of it is?
Yeah. A month from now, Dr. Dick gets

217
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:15,680
credit card bill.

218
00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:18,000
Three at last. My ass.

219
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,380
Well, there is that. But what I was
thinking was, finally, we're doing

220
00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:24,380
for ourselves.

221
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,860
No children, no men. Just us.

222
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:28,240
Drinking.

223
00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:29,380
Gambling.

224
00:14:29,749 --> 00:14:31,230
Smoking $10 stogies.

225
00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:37,550
Oh, yeah.

226
00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:40,910
What do you want to do next?

227
00:14:41,390 --> 00:14:43,090
There's only two things left to do in
Vegas.

228
00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:45,210
Buy a hooker or get married.

229
00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:47,310
Will you marry me?

230
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,870
I'm sorry. I can only marry a virgin.

231
00:14:51,930 --> 00:14:53,670
Well, then, our course is clear.

232
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:56,770
Excuse me, sir.

233
00:14:56,910 --> 00:14:58,110
Where do you keep your hooker?

234
00:15:07,630 --> 00:15:10,650
Maybe it's the police coming to break up
our wild party.

235
00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:12,770
Hey, come on. Somebody let me in.

236
00:15:12,990 --> 00:15:13,990
Jeff? Yeah.

237
00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:16,149
Thank you.

238
00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:17,190
What happened to your hand?

239
00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:18,889
Poisoned oak.

240
00:15:18,890 --> 00:15:20,350
How'd you get poisoned oak on your hand?

241
00:15:21,470 --> 00:15:23,090
I'll tell you later. It's a long story.

242
00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:27,150
Don't worry, Jeff. I'm not interested in
any story that ends with you coming

243
00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:28,150
back.

244
00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:29,870
What happened?

245
00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:33,470
I was out on a date, and we went for a
walk in the woods.

246
00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:35,050
At night? You went in the woods at
night?

247
00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:36,590
Yeah, it's romantic.

248
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,040
If you're a raccoon.

249
00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:41,020
She wanted to look at the stars.

250
00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:43,320
So, you know, one thing led to another.

251
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:44,620
You did it on the ground?

252
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,380
Isn't that why you people have pickup
trucks?

253
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,060
I don't want to talk about this anymore.

254
00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:53,280
What are you doing here, anyway? Keeping
Zoe company while Sybil takes a dragon

255
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,280
lady back to rehab.

256
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,380
Couldn't get a date on Valentine's Day,
huh? I had a date. A great date.

257
00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:00,700
I didn't have to drag her to the forest,
either. Yeah, yeah.

258
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,600
I'm starving.

259
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,780
Big act of woodsman like you? Of course
you are.

260
00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:06,340
Could you give me a hand?

261
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,200
Oh, geez. What do you want? Cereal.

262
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,720
No, no, no, no. The fruity stuff with
the marshmallows.

263
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:21,460
Look at me. I'm picking a midnight snack
for my ex -wife's ex -husband on

264
00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:24,800
Valentine's Day. Boy, oh, boy. It's like
a dream come true.

265
00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:28,080
Not exactly how I envisioned my evening
going, either.

266
00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:31,040
Lots of milk. I like it when the
marshmallows float.

267
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:41,720
You mind?

268
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,620
Boy, you gotta be kidding.

269
00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:52,420
I want you to know, I really, really
hate this.

270
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,440
And you're probably not gonna like
what's coming next.

271
00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:58,380
What?

272
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,400
I gotta pee.

273
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,460
I'm sorry, ma 'am, but your credit card
is over the limit.

274
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:56,520
Yes!

275
00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:57,860
Here, Conan.

276
00:17:58,380 --> 00:17:59,380
Keep the change.

277
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:07,680
Yes! Well, Sybil, looks like our work in
this town is done. Not quite, Marianne.

278
00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:08,479
What do you mean?

279
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:13,120
Well, before I go back to being
unappreciated mother, ex -wife, and

280
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:17,440
chicken, I'd like to do something really
meaningful, something transforming,

281
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:19,820
something that makes a lasting impact on
my life.

282
00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:21,830
So you want to go to the Liberace
Museum?

283
00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:24,970
Yes, that's exactly what I want to do.

284
00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:20,260
and protect your reserve chute in case
you need it.

285
00:19:59,969 --> 00:20:03,470
I know I'll never be the same. Oh, you
wimp.

286
00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:04,850
I'm not a wimp.

287
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,030
I'm a wuss.

288
00:20:08,410 --> 00:20:09,410
Move over.

289
00:20:16,970 --> 00:20:17,970
Hi,

290
00:20:19,690 --> 00:20:20,529
Mom. Hi.

291
00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:24,530
Look, Rachel spent the night. Marital
problems. Bet she'd love to talk to you

292
00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:25,530
about it.

293
00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:36,650
to talk about okay not a big deal good i
mean it's not like cheating on me

294
00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:41,250
that's the relief don't you want to know
what the problem is honey you told me

295
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:48,190
to stop focusing on your life remember
right i did okay kevin fell

296
00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:51,010
asleep at eight o 'clock on valentine's
day and we haven't slept together in

297
00:20:51,010 --> 00:20:53,690
three weeks and maybe it's deeper than
maybe it's him or maybe he just sees me

298
00:20:53,690 --> 00:20:54,690
as an incubator for his baby

299
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,600
I need a little advice here. I don't
know what to do.

300
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,120
Oh.

301
00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:08,820
Withhold sex.

302
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,200
What?

303
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,320
Withhold sex.

304
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,880
Mother, haven't you been listening? He
doesn't want sex.

305
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,760
Honey, he will if you withhold it.

306
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,720
Wait a minute.

307
00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:24,680
What's wrong with you? Where were you
last night anyway?

308
00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:29,030
Well, Marianne and I flew to Vegas,
gambled away... Ken Grand, watched a

309
00:21:29,030 --> 00:21:30,990
man dance, and then I jumped out of an
airplane.

310
00:21:31,310 --> 00:21:32,310
Good night.

311
00:21:33,510 --> 00:21:35,170
I don't know why I even try talking to
her.

312
00:22:02,090 --> 00:22:04,230
If you can't do it right, why don't you
just forget it?

