1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:30,008 --> 00:00:31,056 WOMAN: The telly's even worse! 2 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:33,020 You've got to do something about that aerial. 3 00:00:33,036 --> 00:00:35,048 They've charged us interest on the interest. 4 00:00:35,060 --> 00:00:37,020 I told you to pay it, didn't I? 5 00:00:37,036 --> 00:00:38,076 "Oh, we've plenty of time," you said! 6 00:00:38,092 --> 00:00:40,056 Now we're paying interest on the interest. 7 00:00:40,072 --> 00:00:42,004 Any chance of a lift? No. 8 00:00:42,016 --> 00:00:43,084 Go into the bank and pay it today, 9 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,024 and get some money for the plaster cos it's coming this weekend. 10 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,084 I thought you were getting a man in. I thought I married one. 11 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,056 Put the bacon on about four o'clock, and it's bin day today. 12 00:00:51,072 --> 00:00:53,064 That's not an instruction. What? 13 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:56,012 "It's bin day today." It's not an instruction, it's a statement. 14 00:00:56,028 --> 00:00:58,084 Put the bin out. Thank you. 15 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,072 GIRL: Give us a lift, Dad. Five minutes. 16 00:01:00,088 --> 00:01:03,068 If you're giving them a lift, you might as well pick up a cabbage. 17 00:01:03,084 --> 00:01:06,016 It's called multitasking. Oh! 18 00:01:11,088 --> 00:01:13,036 See you later, kids. DOOR CLICKS 19 00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:18,068 I'm up for sentencing now. Sentencing! Not trial. 20 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,032 Bleeding sentencing! 21 00:01:20,048 --> 00:01:23,088 Expect four years, hope for two. That's what my brief said. 22 00:01:24,004 --> 00:01:25,044 "Hope for two!" SIREN WAILS 23 00:01:25,060 --> 00:01:27,084 Wouldn't you have done a bunk? Anyone would do a bleeding bunk! 24 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,044 If they catch you, though? You what? 25 00:01:29,060 --> 00:01:31,024 Well, if they catch you, they'll add time on. 26 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:34,008 Yeah, if I get caught, but I'm not gonna get caught, am I, eh? 27 00:01:34,024 --> 00:01:37,020 The only way I'm gonna get caught is through my kids, 28 00:01:37,036 --> 00:01:40,004 and, well, I'm not gonna stop seeing my kids. 29 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:41,084 I'm gonna see my kids, and they know that. 30 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,084 I'm just gonna have to watch my back, that's all. 31 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,080 Er, I'm not being funny, Sean, but could you open a window, mate? 32 00:01:48,088 --> 00:01:51,080 I did it all for my kids, do you know what I mean? 33 00:01:51,096 --> 00:01:55,020 Once upon a time, you'd be respected, wouldn't you, 34 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,084 robbing for your family and that. 35 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,064 You'd get respect! Not these days, though. 36 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:01,024 We get trapped, I'm telling you. 37 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,024 Do you ever feel trapped, Ed, yeah? Yeah. 38 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,004 Yeah? Feel trapped? Yeah. 39 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:09,068 We're too bleeding responsible, mate, I'm telling you. 40 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:12,052 Yeah. 41 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,080 I'll box you off when I see you next, Ed. 42 00:02:24,096 --> 00:02:26,060 What? I'm skint, mate. 43 00:02:26,072 --> 00:02:29,000 Don't slam the...door. 44 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:52,076 ED: Er, 22 Crine Street? 45 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:56,008 He's coming now, mate. Taxi's here! 46 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:01,032 I were born here, mate. It were posh then. 47 00:03:01,044 --> 00:03:03,056 Women out doing their step. 48 00:03:03,072 --> 00:03:05,032 You know where we went wrong? No. 49 00:03:05,044 --> 00:03:06,080 Letting them in. 50 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,036 Taxi's here! 51 00:03:09,052 --> 00:03:12,068 Housing associations. As soon as you let them in, that's it. 52 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,056 They tin one house up, then another. 53 00:03:14,072 --> 00:03:17,004 People start to leave, so they tin their houses up, 54 00:03:17,016 --> 00:03:19,016 then they bring in asylum seekers. 55 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,008 Why are you bringing in asylum seekers? 56 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:22,096 Cos no-one else wants to live here. 57 00:03:23,012 --> 00:03:25,064 No-one else wants to live here cos you're tinning everything up! 58 00:03:25,076 --> 00:03:27,044 Taxi's here! 59 00:03:27,056 --> 00:03:29,088 Heartbroken, mate. 60 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,004 I was born here and I'm heartbroken. 61 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:36,072 In here! It's on account, yeah? 62 00:03:36,088 --> 00:03:38,080 Right. In! Here! 63 00:03:41,044 --> 00:03:44,008 Yeah, don't, er, slam the... Cheers. 64 00:03:48,044 --> 00:03:51,000 EDDIE: Have I got a little sign here 65 00:03:51,016 --> 00:03:53,076 that says, "Will listen to anybody, anything," yeah? 66 00:03:57,020 --> 00:04:00,028 Have I got another that says, "If manages to speak, please ignore"? 67 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,088 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 68 00:04:05,004 --> 00:04:06,080 (MAN SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Football. 69 00:04:06,096 --> 00:04:08,096 Sorry, what? Football. 70 00:04:09,012 --> 00:04:12,036 Oh, yeah, football? Do you like football? Yeah? 71 00:04:13,076 --> 00:04:15,064 What team do you support? 72 00:04:16,096 --> 00:04:20,000 Er, which team, which team do you support? 73 00:04:20,016 --> 00:04:23,048 Man-kester. Oh, right, right! City or United? 74 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:29,076 Ci... Man-kester City or Man-kester United? 75 00:04:29,092 --> 00:04:33,064 Man-kester City. Yeah! (CHEERS) 76 00:04:33,076 --> 00:04:35,076 (LAUGHS) Well done! 77 00:04:35,088 --> 00:04:38,068 Aye! Lying bastard. 78 00:04:42,052 --> 00:04:44,000 So, that's it there. 79 00:04:45,068 --> 00:04:47,028 That block of flats, yeah? 80 00:04:50,096 --> 00:04:53,024 Go in there, yeah? They'll sort you out, yeah? 81 00:04:53,036 --> 00:04:55,096 Go...go in there, yeah. 82 00:04:56,012 --> 00:04:58,076 Through that door there. Go through there, yeah? 83 00:04:58,088 --> 00:05:02,020 No, through... Oh, for... 84 00:05:02,036 --> 00:05:04,096 What do you mean there's no-one there? You're there! 85 00:05:05,012 --> 00:05:07,000 MAN ON INTERCOM: No-one. All gone home. 86 00:05:07,012 --> 00:05:08,056 All gone... What do you... 87 00:05:08,072 --> 00:05:11,024 Look, I was told to bring him here, there'd be somebody here. 88 00:05:11,036 --> 00:05:12,084 'There is no-one here.' 89 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Look, can you just open this gate? 'Sorry.' 90 00:05:15,016 --> 00:05:18,036 No, just open the gate, yeah? 'I can't. Sorry.' 91 00:05:18,048 --> 00:05:20,048 I don't believe this. 92 00:05:20,064 --> 00:05:24,008 Right, I'm gonna leave the meter on, all right?! I'm leaving it on! 93 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:28,072 Come on. Come on! 94 00:06:02,048 --> 00:06:04,076 Lesley, who booked that fare to Highdown? 95 00:06:04,088 --> 00:06:06,032 Have you got a number for them? 96 00:06:06,048 --> 00:06:08,096 WOMAN ON PHONE: 'You have reached a silent accommodation. 97 00:06:09,012 --> 00:06:11,040 We are sorry, but there is nobody here at the moment. 98 00:06:11,056 --> 00:06:12,088 If you would like...' MOBILE PHONE BEEPS 99 00:06:25,012 --> 00:06:28,068 Come on. 100 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,092 SIREN WAILS 101 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,036 Problem solved. 102 00:07:42,088 --> 00:07:44,080 Oh, I was, erm... I was... 103 00:07:47,028 --> 00:07:49,044 Is it your wife and kids? 104 00:07:52,048 --> 00:07:53,064 Yours, yeah? 105 00:07:53,076 --> 00:07:56,036 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 106 00:08:26,024 --> 00:08:27,096 Just waiting for that light to come on. 107 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,088 The light to come on! 108 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:36,032 Jeremy will be saying goodnight. Paxman, that is, not Vine. 109 00:08:36,044 --> 00:08:38,012 She can't stand Jeremy Vine. 110 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,060 "And now Newsnight with Jeremy..." 111 00:08:42,076 --> 00:08:45,000 If they say "Vine", she dies a little. 112 00:08:45,012 --> 00:08:47,060 (CHUCKLES MIRTHLESSLY) 113 00:08:50,008 --> 00:08:53,028 Oh, how we enjoy the little disappointments of those we love. 114 00:08:55,036 --> 00:08:57,012 I see it! Right, come on! 115 00:08:58,032 --> 00:08:59,088 Out! Come on, out, out! 116 00:09:20,036 --> 00:09:21,084 They're still up. 117 00:09:24,088 --> 00:09:26,036 Right, come on. 118 00:09:26,048 --> 00:09:27,092 You're still up, then. 119 00:09:28,008 --> 00:09:30,080 It's a video. What did I tell you about that aerial? 120 00:09:30,096 --> 00:09:32,092 There's no picture at all now. Who's that? 121 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:38,024 I bought a mate back. Er, come on. 122 00:09:43,004 --> 00:09:46,012 All right? 123 00:09:46,028 --> 00:09:48,020 All right? All right? 124 00:09:48,036 --> 00:09:50,040 All right? All right! 125 00:09:52,064 --> 00:09:54,020 Aren't you going to introduce us? 126 00:09:54,036 --> 00:09:57,040 Er, yeah, erm... this is my wife, Margie. 127 00:09:57,056 --> 00:10:00,028 These are my two kids, Leanne and David. 128 00:10:02,052 --> 00:10:04,068 All right? (LAUGHS) All right? 129 00:10:06,004 --> 00:10:08,048 And what's your name? It's Al. 130 00:10:08,064 --> 00:10:10,004 Al? Yeah. 131 00:10:13,044 --> 00:10:14,044 Ojo. 132 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:17,068 Ojo. Your name's Ojo? 133 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:20,076 Al Ojo, yeah. 134 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:24,016 How long have you known Eddie? Oh, we've - 135 00:10:24,028 --> 00:10:25,064 I asked him, not you. 136 00:10:29,036 --> 00:10:31,076 Do you speak any English at all? 137 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,076 All right? (LAUGHS) 138 00:10:42,072 --> 00:10:45,060 I thought you were in bed. I'm gonna take him back in the morning. 139 00:10:45,076 --> 00:10:47,044 (You are not supposed to bring them home! 140 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:50,064 You are supposed to take them where they want to go and drop them off!) 141 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:52,016 I couldn't leave him walking the streets. 142 00:10:52,032 --> 00:10:55,040 Why not? Are you gonna bring back every homeless person that you find? 143 00:10:55,056 --> 00:10:57,024 Don't be daft. The Doberman was bad enough. 144 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,084 Look, he'll be gone in the morning, right? You'll never see him again. 145 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,076 It's Saturday tomorrow. So what? 146 00:11:01,092 --> 00:11:04,004 What if there's no-one till Monday? There will be. 147 00:11:04,016 --> 00:11:05,060 How do you know? 148 00:11:07,048 --> 00:11:10,040 One night. That's it. 149 00:11:22,012 --> 00:11:26,004 What do you think you're doing? Is this a trick question? 150 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:28,024 You're not leaving him downstairs on his own? 151 00:11:29,024 --> 00:11:30,080 He'll be all right. 152 00:11:30,096 --> 00:11:33,020 We've got a teenage daughter, for God's sake! 153 00:11:33,036 --> 00:11:36,008 He's not gonna... He won't - Right. 154 00:11:36,024 --> 00:11:38,088 What are you doing? I'll keep an eye on him myself. 155 00:11:39,004 --> 00:11:42,052 Oh, don't be daft. All right, all right, all right. 156 00:11:42,064 --> 00:11:44,048 I'll go. 157 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:54,092 RADIO MURMURS 158 00:12:18,076 --> 00:12:22,040 I trust you, mate. It's her upstairs. 159 00:12:49,088 --> 00:12:52,024 (OJO SCREAMS) 160 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:57,060 All right, mate? Are you all right, mate? 161 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:59,072 (CRIES OUT) Ojo, Ojo, Ojo. 162 00:12:59,088 --> 00:13:01,064 You're having a nightmare, mate. You're dreaming. 163 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,092 MARGIE: Eddie! Ojo? Ojo, you're dreaming. 164 00:13:04,008 --> 00:13:05,068 Ojo? (OJO WHIMPERS) 165 00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:11,088 Nightmare. All right, mate? You're all right. 166 00:13:12,004 --> 00:13:15,024 Yeah, you know where you are, don't you? All right? 167 00:13:15,036 --> 00:13:16,072 Dreaming. 168 00:13:18,004 --> 00:13:19,052 MAN ON INTERCOM: 'Nobody here.' 169 00:13:19,068 --> 00:13:21,028 Is there gonna be anybody there today? 170 00:13:21,044 --> 00:13:23,084 'I beg, go away.' Don't tell me to go away, you - 171 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,064 'I will call police.' Look, just - 172 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:28,024 'I said make you go!' Hello? 173 00:13:28,036 --> 00:13:29,096 Hello?! 174 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,044 Oh, come on, come on. Come on. 175 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,092 Oh, I knew this would happen! I knew it! 176 00:13:39,008 --> 00:13:41,044 Come on, come on. Sit down here, Ojo. Yeah? Sit down. 177 00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:45,032 Right. 178 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:50,024 David, see what you can find in there, will you? 179 00:13:50,036 --> 00:13:52,016 What am I looking for? 180 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,020 Look under "asylum seekers", "refugees". 181 00:13:54,036 --> 00:13:55,076 Places they can stay, anywhere like that. 182 00:13:55,092 --> 00:13:57,068 There's something iffy about him, if you ask me. 183 00:13:57,084 --> 00:13:59,080 No, there isn't. Why did he run from the police? 184 00:13:59,092 --> 00:14:01,040 I don't know. He's - 185 00:14:01,056 --> 00:14:03,076 Maybe he'd been tortured by the police in his own country. 186 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:06,020 Yeah, and maybe he's not supposed to be here at all. 187 00:14:08,008 --> 00:14:10,008 You were supposed to be plastering the kitchen this weekend. 188 00:14:10,024 --> 00:14:12,048 I will once I get him sorted. How long's that gonna take? 189 00:14:12,064 --> 00:14:15,008 Do you want me to plaster the kitchen or get shot of him? 190 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,064 Make sure you do. 191 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:19,004 There's nothing here. There must be something. 192 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:21,016 There isn't. They don't advertise them places. 193 00:14:21,032 --> 00:14:23,048 Why not? Well, because people burn them down. 194 00:14:23,064 --> 00:14:25,072 How am I supposed to find one, then? I don't know! 195 00:14:25,088 --> 00:14:29,044 There's a support group for Ugandan women. I mean, where's he from? 196 00:14:33,064 --> 00:14:44,056 Hakuna matata. 197 00:14:44,068 --> 00:14:46,012 Hakuna matata! 198 00:14:46,024 --> 00:14:47,076 Hakuna matata. 199 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,088 Get rid of him. 200 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,092 Hakuna matata. 201 00:14:56,004 --> 00:14:57,048 What are you doing, Leanne? 202 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,060 Oh, it means "no worries". Where'd you get that from? 203 00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:01,008 The Lion King. 204 00:15:02,008 --> 00:15:04,008 You know, the cartoon? 205 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:05,068 Oh, right, yeah. 206 00:15:05,084 --> 00:15:08,032 I think we've established he's not from Disneyland, thanks! 207 00:15:08,048 --> 00:15:13,016 Right, erm, whereabouts are you from, yeah? 208 00:15:13,032 --> 00:15:16,012 Whereabouts? Which... Which country are you from? 209 00:15:16,024 --> 00:15:17,076 Country? 210 00:15:20,072 --> 00:15:23,044 Liberia! Liberia? You're from Liberia, yeah? 211 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:27,008 Oh, here you are. Asylum Accommodation. It's a charity. 212 00:15:27,024 --> 00:15:29,096 It was them that booked the cab. Is there an address there for them? 213 00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:43,056 (EDDIE SIGHS) Oh, bloody hell. 214 00:15:53,008 --> 00:15:56,028 What - nothing at all? Have you tried the YMCA? 215 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,032 Yeah. They said try you. 216 00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,004 Sorry. 217 00:16:01,024 --> 00:16:03,012 Well, he's not fussy. He'll kip on the couch. 218 00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:07,040 Oh, we don't allow that. Sorry. You could try again Monday. 219 00:16:07,056 --> 00:16:11,028 Oh, it's all right. Thanks anyway, mate. Come on. 220 00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:18,020 Have you got any money? 221 00:16:18,032 --> 00:16:20,040 Money, money. Have you got any money? 222 00:16:24,092 --> 00:16:28,056 Is that it? Don't you know any - 223 00:16:28,072 --> 00:16:30,056 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) What? 224 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:36,004 It wouldn't be so bad if you could speak any English. 225 00:16:37,012 --> 00:16:38,068 I know! Come on. 226 00:16:51,032 --> 00:16:52,044 DOORBELL BUZZES 227 00:16:57,092 --> 00:16:59,040 All right? All right, Wayne? 228 00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:01,016 Something wrong with cab? 229 00:17:01,032 --> 00:17:04,044 The... No, no, no, cab's going great, yeah. 230 00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:07,008 Well, the door's a bit wonky, but people keep... 231 00:17:07,024 --> 00:17:11,000 Er, well, what it is, is, Wayne, is, erm...do you know any Africans? 232 00:17:11,012 --> 00:17:12,048 Any Africans? 233 00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:14,064 Yeah, black Africans. 234 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:17,044 Only I've picked this fella up and he don't speak any English, see? 235 00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:20,008 Are you trying to be funny?! 236 00:17:20,024 --> 00:17:22,036 No, no, no, I just though, you know... 237 00:17:23,072 --> 00:17:25,032 Am I the only black person you know? 238 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,064 No, no, no! Yeah. 239 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,048 And you thought I might know some black Africans? 240 00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:33,020 Well, only off chance. 241 00:17:33,032 --> 00:17:34,088 I can see why you thought that, 242 00:17:35,004 --> 00:17:36,096 seeing as I were born in deepest, darkest Salford. 243 00:17:37,008 --> 00:17:38,096 Yeah, well, no offence, like. 244 00:17:39,012 --> 00:17:41,092 You know, I just thought you might know somebody who knew somebody. 245 00:17:42,008 --> 00:17:44,052 Somebody in the family. Tell you what, doesn't matter. 246 00:17:44,068 --> 00:17:46,060 No, no, thanks a lot, mate. Cheers, anyway. 247 00:17:49,008 --> 00:17:51,052 Oh, cab's running great, yeah. Cheers. 248 00:17:55,024 --> 00:17:57,012 Bleeding Salfordite! They're all the bloody same. 249 00:18:07,068 --> 00:18:09,024 There you go, Father. 250 00:18:11,036 --> 00:18:14,012 Yeah, he's from Liberia. 251 00:18:14,028 --> 00:18:15,068 Liberia? Yeah. 252 00:18:15,084 --> 00:18:17,048 I spent years there. Yeah? 253 00:18:17,064 --> 00:18:20,012 And he's a Catholic. Carries rosary beads. 254 00:18:20,028 --> 00:18:22,068 He'll be no trouble at all, Father. He's out in the cab. 255 00:18:22,084 --> 00:18:25,020 I'll bring him in - Oh, you want me to take him in? 256 00:18:25,036 --> 00:18:28,056 Er, yes, please. Take one, I'd have to take them all. 257 00:18:28,072 --> 00:18:31,068 It's only for one night, Father. I'll come back for him in the morning. 258 00:18:31,084 --> 00:18:34,032 Sorry, it's not allowed. Church policy. 259 00:18:34,048 --> 00:18:36,016 Church policy? Yeah. 260 00:18:38,052 --> 00:18:40,024 What about Christ's policy, Father? 261 00:18:41,068 --> 00:18:43,024 Can I be frank? Yes. 262 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,040 You don't give a damn about Christ's policy. 263 00:18:45,056 --> 00:18:50,020 The last time I saw you in church, your son's christening 13 years ago. 264 00:18:50,036 --> 00:18:53,052 So, please, piss off, you bloody hypocrite. 265 00:19:07,024 --> 00:19:09,004 Bought the bastard a pint and all. 266 00:20:18,052 --> 00:20:20,040 Here goes. 267 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:25,020 (COUGHS) Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. 268 00:20:25,036 --> 00:20:28,080 Er, sorry, sorry for interrupting, like. 269 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:33,060 Erm, only my friend here, erm, well, he don't speak any English, yeah? 270 00:20:33,072 --> 00:20:37,024 He's African and he's sort of lost. 271 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:41,004 So, I was wondering if anyone, or if you knew of anyone, like, 272 00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:44,028 that could talk to him or he could talk to them. 273 00:20:44,044 --> 00:20:46,080 LAUGHTER AND MUTTERING So, he can, like, er... 274 00:20:46,092 --> 00:20:49,040 You know, sort of like, er... 275 00:20:49,052 --> 00:20:51,064 MUTTERING 276 00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:54,076 Well, thanks, anyway. 277 00:20:56,012 --> 00:21:01,068 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 278 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:06,076 (OJO SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 279 00:21:46,028 --> 00:21:47,088 Get in, get in! 280 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,024 What you say to 'em?! 281 00:22:04,092 --> 00:22:06,052 You gotta do one, Ojo. 282 00:22:09,024 --> 00:22:10,072 You gotta go. 283 00:22:10,084 --> 00:22:12,028 Go! 284 00:22:17,064 --> 00:22:20,004 Look, if it was up to me, I'd let you stay, yeah? 285 00:22:21,024 --> 00:22:23,008 But I gotta think of my wife and kids. 286 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,072 Go on, go, go, go! 287 00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:35,020 Go! Piss off! 288 00:22:37,012 --> 00:22:39,032 Yes! Allez, vamoose. Go! 289 00:22:43,076 --> 00:22:45,036 Don't be looking at me like that. 290 00:22:45,048 --> 00:22:46,096 I know what you're trying to do. 291 00:22:49,008 --> 00:22:50,056 Just go! 292 00:23:15,004 --> 00:23:16,052 Right. 293 00:23:30,036 --> 00:23:33,088 Yeah, he's back, and he's staying here tonight. 294 00:23:34,004 --> 00:23:36,064 This is my house as well as yours, and I'm telling you now, 295 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,080 he's staying here one more night, right? 296 00:23:38,096 --> 00:23:41,040 You gonna get him sorted tomorrow, are you? Sunday? 297 00:23:42,076 --> 00:23:45,044 Two more nights, then. He's staying two more nights and that's it. 298 00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:47,044 No arguments whatsoever. He's staying. 299 00:23:47,060 --> 00:23:50,024 And I'm supposed to sit in with him while you go out to work? 300 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,064 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) No, Ojo, please, please. 301 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:55,084 He's no trouble, woman. He's not a mass murderer, for God's sake! 302 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,080 How do you know? He's staying! 303 00:23:57,092 --> 00:23:59,028 That's it! He's staying! 304 00:23:59,044 --> 00:24:01,008 You promised me he would be gone by today. 305 00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:03,064 Two more nights is not gonna make any difference, you selfish... 306 00:24:03,076 --> 00:24:05,020 He's staying. 307 00:24:05,036 --> 00:24:06,064 I am not - (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 308 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:09,032 Having complete strangers dossing on my couch - that is not selfish! 309 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,096 It's just tonight and tomorrow! I don't want him here! 310 00:24:12,012 --> 00:24:14,080 He's got nowhere to go! That's not my problem. 311 00:24:14,092 --> 00:24:16,068 He's staying. 312 00:24:16,084 --> 00:24:19,060 Please...please, please don't make me say it, Margie. 313 00:24:19,076 --> 00:24:21,088 Just accept that, please - Say what? 314 00:24:22,004 --> 00:24:24,024 Just accept that he's staying - Say what? 315 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,092 For once in your life, will you do something that I want?! 316 00:24:27,004 --> 00:24:28,060 Say what?! 317 00:24:31,024 --> 00:24:32,072 You'll go before him. 318 00:24:38,048 --> 00:24:39,096 At least let me drive you. 319 00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:42,068 You stay here with your mate, seeing as he's more important to you 320 00:24:42,084 --> 00:24:44,088 He's got nowhere - Yeah, you said. Come on. 321 00:24:52,016 --> 00:24:53,064 Marge! 322 00:25:05,056 --> 00:25:07,012 That got rid of her, anyway. 323 00:25:11,072 --> 00:25:12,072 Ojo? 324 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,028 Ojo! 325 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,008 DOG BARKS 326 00:26:01,076 --> 00:26:05,020 (MAN SHOUTS HAPPILY IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 327 00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:35,048 (MAN SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ON RADIO) 328 00:26:50,052 --> 00:26:52,064 Taxi for Ojo. 329 00:26:57,076 --> 00:26:59,052 DOORBELL RINGS 330 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,048 Is Leanne in? 331 00:27:17,024 --> 00:27:18,080 She said she'd babysit. 332 00:27:22,088 --> 00:27:24,048 Are you a friend of Eddie's? 333 00:27:24,064 --> 00:27:26,060 Eddie. Yeah. 334 00:27:26,076 --> 00:27:29,064 Eddie! Yeah. 335 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:33,096 (EDDIE GROANS) Leanne said she'd babysit. 336 00:27:34,012 --> 00:27:35,080 Yeah. She's gone to her nan's. 337 00:27:35,096 --> 00:27:37,060 Oh! Oh, it don't matter. Well, I can phone - 338 00:27:37,076 --> 00:27:39,072 It don't matter. I'll get me mam. All right. 339 00:27:39,088 --> 00:27:43,088 Oh, Yvonne, this is Ojo. Ojo, Yvonne. 340 00:27:45,044 --> 00:27:47,020 Pleased to meet you. 341 00:27:47,036 --> 00:27:49,064 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) All right? 342 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,072 He's from Liberia. That's nice. 343 00:27:52,084 --> 00:27:54,028 I don't think so. 344 00:27:56,048 --> 00:27:58,096 If I were you, Yvonne, I'd get off before he mounts you. 345 00:28:13,096 --> 00:28:16,016 Mmm. Come on. 346 00:28:21,072 --> 00:28:23,032 You don't like the batter? 347 00:28:25,072 --> 00:28:27,096 Fancied a bit of that, though, didn't you, eh? 348 00:28:28,008 --> 00:28:31,000 Yeah? Yvonne, yeah? 349 00:28:33,032 --> 00:28:35,032 Yvonne. Yeah! (EDDIE LAUGHS) 350 00:28:35,044 --> 00:28:37,064 Right, I saw you, mate. 351 00:28:37,076 --> 00:28:39,092 Same the world over, innit, eh? 352 00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:45,076 When was the last time you, erm... 353 00:28:48,024 --> 00:28:50,024 Oh, how am I gonna say this? 354 00:28:51,060 --> 00:28:55,008 When was the last time, yeah, you... (GRUNTS) 355 00:28:56,048 --> 00:28:58,072 You, yeah? 356 00:29:01,008 --> 00:29:04,008 No, no! No, no, no, no, not me and you, no, when... 357 00:29:06,008 --> 00:29:10,060 When was the last time, right, time you and a woman...a woman, yeah? 358 00:29:10,072 --> 00:29:12,040 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 359 00:29:12,052 --> 00:29:14,048 Yes, I know what you thought, yeah. 360 00:29:14,064 --> 00:29:17,028 It'll take more than a portion of fish and chips for that, I'm sure. 361 00:29:17,044 --> 00:29:21,012 No, when was the last time you... (GRUNTS) ..yeah? 362 00:29:21,024 --> 00:29:22,092 Last time? 363 00:29:30,056 --> 00:29:32,004 Oh, that long ago, is it? 364 00:29:33,052 --> 00:29:35,032 Poor bastard, no wonder your tongue was hanging out. 365 00:29:39,004 --> 00:29:40,060 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 366 00:29:44,076 --> 00:29:47,008 What, me? (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 367 00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:49,064 Me and, er... Oh! 368 00:29:51,024 --> 00:29:52,080 Phew, erm... 369 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:02,076 She told me to go digital. Ordered me to go digital. 370 00:30:04,064 --> 00:30:06,012 I disobeyed. 371 00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:10,072 Another little bone of contention she gnaws at. 372 00:30:11,072 --> 00:30:13,020 TELEVISION SILENCES 373 00:30:13,032 --> 00:30:15,060 (EDDIE SIGHS) 374 00:30:17,064 --> 00:30:19,048 Do you fancy a pint, eh? 375 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,040 Pint, yeah? 376 00:30:24,084 --> 00:30:26,032 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 377 00:30:27,068 --> 00:30:29,028 (SNIFFS) 378 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,060 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 379 00:30:31,072 --> 00:30:34,028 Oh, right, yeah, yeah. No problem. 380 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:47,088 (MAN SINGS) 381 00:30:50,032 --> 00:30:52,012 Don't talk to me about asylum seekers! 382 00:30:52,024 --> 00:30:53,092 I'd throw the lot of them out. 383 00:30:54,008 --> 00:30:57,044 You can't do that! These people are fleeing persecution! 384 00:30:57,056 --> 00:30:59,048 Torture, death, God knows what. 385 00:30:59,060 --> 00:31:01,028 We've got an obligation to help 'em. 386 00:31:01,044 --> 00:31:03,080 That mean he can stay at yours? LAUGHTER 387 00:31:03,092 --> 00:31:05,096 We've got no room in ours. 388 00:31:06,012 --> 00:31:08,004 We can't afford to keep taking these people in. 389 00:31:08,016 --> 00:31:09,052 We're a rich country! 390 00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:12,060 Then how come they keep telling us we'll have to work till we're 70? 391 00:31:12,072 --> 00:31:14,056 We've got a pensions crisis, 392 00:31:14,072 --> 00:31:16,072 hospitals have no money, schools have no money. 393 00:31:16,088 --> 00:31:18,096 They keep telling us there's no bottomless pit of money, 394 00:31:19,012 --> 00:31:21,036 but they seem to be able to find it for these people. 395 00:31:21,048 --> 00:31:23,060 We've got an aging population. 396 00:31:23,076 --> 00:31:28,024 We need these people to work, create wealth, pay taxes. 397 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:31,008 Bollocks! There's not that much work to go round. 398 00:31:31,024 --> 00:31:33,076 There's 1.5 million registered unemployed. 399 00:31:33,092 --> 00:31:35,068 They're taking jobs off British people, 400 00:31:35,084 --> 00:31:37,060 forcing wages down, that's what's happening. 401 00:31:37,076 --> 00:31:39,056 I thought you were moaning about 'em getting benefits. 402 00:31:39,072 --> 00:31:41,040 Now you're complaining about 'em working! 403 00:31:41,056 --> 00:31:44,008 Aye! I just don't want 'em in this bleeding country. 404 00:31:44,020 --> 00:31:45,092 I've travelled the world, mate. 405 00:31:46,008 --> 00:31:49,056 You wanna see what immigration does to a nation, go to Australia. 406 00:31:49,072 --> 00:31:53,080 Aborigines lying in the gutter, smackheads, stickheads. 407 00:31:53,092 --> 00:31:56,028 Why? Because they let immigrants in. 408 00:32:00,096 --> 00:32:01,096 This is Ojo. 409 00:32:02,012 --> 00:32:04,020 They should have slaughtered us, but they didn't. 410 00:32:04,032 --> 00:32:06,012 Would you like to sit here? 411 00:32:08,044 --> 00:32:11,000 They let us in, and now they're finished. 412 00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:13,016 North American Indians, exactly the same. 413 00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:15,096 £ What's a matta you? Ya gotta no respect 414 00:32:16,012 --> 00:32:18,072 £ Whatta you think you do? Why you look-a so sad... £ 415 00:32:18,088 --> 00:32:22,032 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Thanks. 416 00:32:31,044 --> 00:32:34,084 £38 a week, they get. That's all they've got to live on. 417 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,020 They get put up in houses and flats that no-one else'll live in. 418 00:32:38,036 --> 00:32:40,008 MAN: We've got people living in cardboard boxes. 419 00:32:40,024 --> 00:32:44,036 £ He laughs at everybody when he's walking in the street 420 00:32:44,052 --> 00:32:47,096 £ He never can stop laughing He says he's never tried 421 00:32:48,012 --> 00:32:51,092 £ But once he did arrest a man and laughed until he cried... 422 00:32:52,004 --> 00:32:55,044 LAUGHTER 423 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,060 £ Oh, his jolly face had wrinkled and then he shut his eyes 424 00:33:09,076 --> 00:33:13,012 £ He opened up his great mouth It was a wondrous size 425 00:33:13,028 --> 00:33:16,068 £ He said "I must arrest you" I didn't know what for 426 00:33:16,084 --> 00:33:19,096 £ Then he started laughing until he cracked his jaw... 427 00:33:20,008 --> 00:33:24,012 LAUGHTER 428 00:33:34,056 --> 00:33:38,000 £ So, if you chance to meet him while walking round the town 429 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:41,088 £ Just shake him by his big fat hand and give him half a crown 430 00:33:42,004 --> 00:33:45,036 £ His eyes will beam and sparkle He'll gurgle with delight 431 00:33:45,052 --> 00:33:49,032 £ And then you'll start him laughing with all his blessed might... £ 432 00:33:49,044 --> 00:33:51,096 LAUGHTER 433 00:34:11,008 --> 00:34:13,092 She's bruised, mate. Yvonne. 434 00:34:14,004 --> 00:34:16,016 Bruised, you know? 435 00:34:17,016 --> 00:34:20,056 Yeah? Inside and out - bruised. 436 00:34:21,096 --> 00:34:23,044 You might get bruised and all. 437 00:34:24,056 --> 00:34:26,036 She's got husband - mad bastard. 438 00:34:26,052 --> 00:34:29,060 He's not around at the moment, but if he ever finds out, oh! 439 00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:32,024 Can you, er... 440 00:34:32,036 --> 00:34:34,092 You...handle yourself, yeah? 441 00:34:35,004 --> 00:34:36,048 You can, yeah? Good! 442 00:34:36,060 --> 00:34:38,052 You might have to. 443 00:34:38,064 --> 00:34:42,004 Right. It was the shirt what did it. 444 00:35:15,092 --> 00:35:19,044 (I'm just gonna check on the kids. You go in there. 445 00:35:19,056 --> 00:35:21,036 You.) 446 00:35:28,072 --> 00:35:30,028 The kids are fine. 447 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:33,052 Jesus! Arggh! Arggh! 448 00:35:33,068 --> 00:35:35,032 Mum! Jesus, Yvonne, Jesus! 449 00:35:35,048 --> 00:35:40,072 This is Ojo. Ojo, this is Mary, my mam. 450 00:35:40,084 --> 00:35:43,076 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 451 00:35:45,064 --> 00:35:47,096 What did he say? I don't know. 452 00:35:49,072 --> 00:35:51,044 Well, it's not cos you're black, son. 453 00:35:51,060 --> 00:35:55,020 Well, that added to it - added to the shock a little bit - 454 00:35:55,036 --> 00:35:57,044 but I didn't scream because you're black. 455 00:35:57,056 --> 00:35:59,012 He can't understand, Mam. 456 00:35:59,024 --> 00:36:00,060 What? 457 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,020 (OJO SINGS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 458 00:36:52,032 --> 00:36:56,032 No. I'm not going till you've gone, son. 459 00:38:06,024 --> 00:38:10,044 (SCREAMS) 460 00:38:38,004 --> 00:38:39,088 DOORBELL BUZZES 461 00:38:42,088 --> 00:38:44,060 Can I come in? No. 462 00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:47,024 Margie! 463 00:38:50,044 --> 00:38:52,068 Makes a change from a Doberman, I suppose. 464 00:39:05,036 --> 00:39:08,024 His wife and kids. They're dead. 465 00:39:09,072 --> 00:39:11,020 Tell you that, did he? 466 00:39:12,036 --> 00:39:13,092 Where was this taken? Africa. 467 00:39:14,092 --> 00:39:17,016 Looks nothing like Africa. You've never been to Africa. 468 00:39:17,032 --> 00:39:19,036 I've been to Moss Side. It looks like Moss Side. 469 00:39:21,072 --> 00:39:23,020 Is it because he's black? 470 00:39:23,036 --> 00:39:26,084 No, Eddie, it's because he's an uninvited guest in my house. 471 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,080 If it were me, right, if I were in his shoes, 472 00:39:29,096 --> 00:39:31,040 wouldn't you want somebody to help me out? 473 00:39:31,056 --> 00:39:34,032 No-one's ever helped us out, Eddie! We're in debt up to here! 474 00:39:34,044 --> 00:39:35,096 Our kids could get to university, 475 00:39:36,012 --> 00:39:38,044 but they haven't got a chance cos we can't afford it. 476 00:39:38,056 --> 00:39:40,052 My mother's waiting on an operation! 477 00:39:40,068 --> 00:39:43,000 But never mind that - their problems are more important. 478 00:39:43,016 --> 00:39:45,004 I've got to put these people before my own family 479 00:39:45,020 --> 00:39:47,052 because some do-gooder wants to show the world how nice he is? 480 00:39:47,064 --> 00:39:49,012 You sound like your old fella. 481 00:39:49,028 --> 00:39:51,012 Yeah, well, maybe my old fella's right. 482 00:39:51,028 --> 00:39:53,052 You're too soft for your own good, Eddie. 483 00:39:53,064 --> 00:39:55,008 That's your problem. 484 00:39:55,024 --> 00:39:57,056 A pushover for anyone with a sob story. 485 00:39:59,032 --> 00:40:00,080 Bye, Eddie. 486 00:40:02,088 --> 00:40:04,044 DOOR CLICKS 487 00:40:16,004 --> 00:40:17,060 OK, cheers. 488 00:40:19,092 --> 00:40:21,040 Cheers, mate. Ta. 489 00:40:24,012 --> 00:40:26,004 This should get me back in the big bed. 490 00:40:29,096 --> 00:40:32,068 Right, time to earn your keep. 491 00:40:32,084 --> 00:40:35,056 We've gotta get all this loose stuff off first, right? 492 00:40:35,072 --> 00:40:38,004 PLASTER THUDS Oh, shit. Yeah? 493 00:40:38,016 --> 00:40:40,036 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 494 00:40:43,012 --> 00:40:46,048 No, no, no, yeah, yeah, but, no, you'll just be doing the mixing. 495 00:40:46,064 --> 00:40:48,028 You know, you'll just be doing the mixing. 496 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,088 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 497 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,036 What? What? 498 00:40:54,056 --> 00:40:56,036 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 499 00:40:58,012 --> 00:41:00,028 What - you're...you're a plasterer, are you? 500 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,056 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 501 00:41:03,056 --> 00:41:04,064 All right, then! 502 00:41:18,092 --> 00:41:20,040 Yay! 503 00:41:25,052 --> 00:41:27,008 There you go. 504 00:41:27,020 --> 00:41:28,084 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 505 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,044 Yeah, come on. Let's get plastering. (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 506 00:41:31,056 --> 00:41:32,096 What? 507 00:41:33,008 --> 00:41:35,028 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 508 00:41:36,028 --> 00:41:37,088 No, no, hang on a minute. 509 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,040 No, no, you said... 510 00:41:39,056 --> 00:41:42,048 You indicat... You said that you could plaster. 511 00:41:42,060 --> 00:41:45,016 You said that you were a plasterer. 512 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,028 (LAUGHS) 513 00:41:49,044 --> 00:41:52,064 Oh, oh, yes. That passes as humour back home, does it, yeah? 514 00:41:52,076 --> 00:41:56,012 Very funny! Oh! Very amusing. 515 00:41:56,024 --> 00:41:58,012 MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO 516 00:42:55,024 --> 00:42:57,092 What a job! Now, that is a good job. 517 00:43:01,008 --> 00:43:03,052 Here you are - take it. (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 518 00:43:03,068 --> 00:43:06,044 Well, go on, take it. You know, you can't be working for nothing. 519 00:43:06,056 --> 00:43:08,012 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 520 00:43:08,028 --> 00:43:10,012 Look, you've done a good job. Take it. 521 00:43:10,028 --> 00:43:12,012 I'd have paid anybody else. Go, take it, take it. 522 00:43:12,028 --> 00:43:13,068 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Take it. 523 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:17,060 Right. Fancy a pint? 524 00:43:17,076 --> 00:43:20,044 Pub. Yeah, yeah, you can buy me a drink. 525 00:43:21,096 --> 00:43:22,096 Yvonne. 526 00:43:23,008 --> 00:43:25,076 No, mate, no. She won't be there. 527 00:43:25,088 --> 00:43:27,064 Got kids, you see - kids. Kids. 528 00:43:27,076 --> 00:43:29,012 Yvonne. 529 00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,028 KNOCKING AT DOOR 530 00:43:40,044 --> 00:43:42,072 Oh, hi, Leah. Is your mum there? Yeah. 531 00:43:42,084 --> 00:43:45,012 Hi, Eddie. What is it? 532 00:43:45,028 --> 00:43:48,072 Erm, Ojo and me are going down the pub, 533 00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:51,056 so, you know, if you fancy it. 534 00:43:51,068 --> 00:43:54,040 Oh! Well, I'll phone my mam. 535 00:43:54,052 --> 00:43:56,012 Right! 536 00:43:59,036 --> 00:44:02,004 Oh, not buying your own, are you, Father? 537 00:44:04,024 --> 00:44:07,000 Is that him? Yeah. Do you wanna join us? 538 00:44:13,056 --> 00:44:16,008 There you go. Hello. Hello. 539 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,028 Liberia? 540 00:44:20,096 --> 00:44:22,044 Kpelle? 541 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,028 Kru? 542 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,032 Bassa? 543 00:44:28,076 --> 00:44:29,076 Kpelle? 544 00:44:30,092 --> 00:44:31,092 Kru? 545 00:44:33,028 --> 00:44:35,008 Bassa? 546 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:50,096 Liberia? 547 00:44:57,092 --> 00:45:00,012 He'd like to hear a few words from a fellow countryman. 548 00:45:00,024 --> 00:45:01,084 He's from Sierra Leone. 549 00:45:01,096 --> 00:45:03,064 There you go. 550 00:45:06,004 --> 00:45:08,064 (MAN SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ON PHONE) 551 00:45:24,024 --> 00:45:25,088 Thanks a lot, Michael. Bye. 552 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,036 MOBILE PHONE BEEPS 553 00:45:27,048 --> 00:45:28,096 Not one word of English, Eddie. 554 00:45:29,012 --> 00:45:32,036 If were in his country for a while, wouldn't you pick up a few? 555 00:45:32,048 --> 00:45:35,048 "Please", "thank you", "hello"? 556 00:45:43,092 --> 00:45:46,012 (MAN SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ON RADIO) 557 00:45:48,004 --> 00:45:49,052 Do you know it? 558 00:45:51,088 --> 00:45:52,092 No. 559 00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:58,008 What language is it, yeah? 560 00:45:58,020 --> 00:46:00,048 What country? What language? 561 00:46:00,064 --> 00:46:03,064 Has he got papers? No. 562 00:46:03,076 --> 00:46:05,064 Cos he destroyed them. 563 00:46:07,008 --> 00:46:08,008 Sorry, Eddie. 564 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,088 He's having you on. 565 00:46:12,088 --> 00:46:14,012 RADIO SILENCES 566 00:46:16,088 --> 00:46:18,060 (SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 567 00:46:18,076 --> 00:46:20,084 I helped you out when nobody else would. 568 00:46:20,096 --> 00:46:22,036 I took you into my home. 569 00:46:22,052 --> 00:46:25,000 I gave you the shirt off my back, and you lied to me. 570 00:46:25,012 --> 00:46:26,048 You lied to me! 571 00:46:26,064 --> 00:46:29,072 You're not from Liberia, you're not from Sierra Leone. 572 00:46:29,084 --> 00:46:31,020 It's a load of old shit! 573 00:46:31,036 --> 00:46:33,064 You probably are from bloody Moss Side, you lying git! 574 00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:37,044 Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying, don't you, eh? 575 00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:39,060 You understand a lot more than you make out. 576 00:46:40,072 --> 00:46:43,060 Saw me coming, didn't you, eh? Muggins! 577 00:46:45,008 --> 00:46:46,068 Eddie! Eddie! 578 00:46:46,084 --> 00:46:51,028 Forget it! Go find some other soft arse to take you in. 579 00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:54,080 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 580 00:46:59,048 --> 00:47:02,000 Why not tonight? It's only half-ten. 581 00:47:03,012 --> 00:47:05,036 Yeah, it does make a difference. You're my wife. 582 00:47:05,048 --> 00:47:07,000 I don't wanna sleep on my own. 583 00:47:07,012 --> 00:47:08,056 DOORBELL RINGS 584 00:47:08,072 --> 00:47:10,056 Oh, I've gotta go. There's somebody at the door. 585 00:47:10,072 --> 00:47:13,076 Probably be that blonde from the pub who's been chasing me all day. 586 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,000 (SPITS) 587 00:47:20,096 --> 00:47:23,068 Yes, mate? All right, mate? 588 00:47:23,084 --> 00:47:26,096 Oh, all right, Sean. How are you? What are you, er... 589 00:47:27,012 --> 00:47:29,080 Oh, the old witch won't let me in. What? 590 00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:31,060 Her mum's babysitting, but she won't let me in! 591 00:47:31,076 --> 00:47:33,076 They're my kids, right, but she won't let me in. 592 00:47:33,092 --> 00:47:36,032 Oh, right, right. How much do I owe you? 593 00:47:36,048 --> 00:47:38,084 What? Taxi. 594 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,008 Oh, yeah, er, yeah, about... about eight quid, yeah. 595 00:47:42,024 --> 00:47:44,072 There you go. I'll have to, er... 596 00:47:44,088 --> 00:47:47,004 No, it's all right. You keep it. I owe you one. 597 00:47:47,020 --> 00:47:49,064 What? You know, for the good advice. 598 00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,044 If I do a bunk and they catch me, they'll only add time on. 599 00:47:52,060 --> 00:47:55,084 It's not worth it, is it Er, do you wanna come in, Sean? 600 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,080 (SHOUTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Cup of tea or something? 601 00:47:57,092 --> 00:48:00,028 Kind of hoping to get one... 602 00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,076 (SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 603 00:48:15,096 --> 00:48:16,096 Who's this? 604 00:48:17,012 --> 00:48:19,032 No-one. We were just walking the same way - 605 00:48:19,048 --> 00:48:21,060 "Walking the same way"?! I've never heard it called that before! 606 00:48:21,072 --> 00:48:23,052 What do you want, Sean? 607 00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:26,096 I wanna get in my own house and see my own kids, that's what I want! 608 00:48:27,012 --> 00:48:28,052 They're at my mam's. Oh, are they? 609 00:48:28,068 --> 00:48:31,060 That's funny, cos the old witch is in there and she won't let me in! 610 00:48:31,072 --> 00:48:33,052 Who's your friend? 611 00:48:33,064 --> 00:48:36,064 Eddie McEvoy. Yeah, Bald Street. 612 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,096 Look, there's a kick-off in the street. 613 00:48:39,012 --> 00:48:41,056 You should know that there's a black man and a white man, 614 00:48:41,072 --> 00:48:43,028 but the black man hasn't done anything, yeah? 615 00:48:43,044 --> 00:48:46,008 I wanna know who your friend is, that's all! What's your name, mate? 616 00:48:46,024 --> 00:48:48,048 Go on, go on, go! No, that's not very nice, is it? 617 00:48:48,064 --> 00:48:51,056 Hey, we're all civilised, aren't we? You're civilised too, aren't you? 618 00:48:51,068 --> 00:48:52,056 Sean! 619 00:48:52,072 --> 00:48:55,036 I've got a right to know his name. That's the least to ask. 620 00:48:55,052 --> 00:48:57,016 When your wife's getting shagged by some black bastard, 621 00:48:57,032 --> 00:48:59,036 you've got a right to know his name, ain't ya, eh? 622 00:48:59,052 --> 00:49:01,080 Fuck off, eh?! Come on, Sean! 623 00:49:01,096 --> 00:49:04,092 Don't touch me! Get your hands off me! 624 00:49:05,008 --> 00:49:07,000 (SHOUTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) What's that? 625 00:49:07,012 --> 00:49:08,048 Fuck off! 626 00:49:08,064 --> 00:49:11,012 As for you, you stupid bitch, making me look like a... 627 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,080 Sean, leave him alone! Leave him alone! 628 00:49:21,092 --> 00:49:25,004 (SEAN GRUNTS) 629 00:49:25,016 --> 00:49:26,080 Get off! Get... 630 00:49:29,024 --> 00:49:31,004 Leave him, Sean! Leave him! 631 00:49:31,016 --> 00:49:33,080 (SHOUTS INCOHERENTLY) 632 00:49:33,096 --> 00:49:35,092 Stop it! SIREN WAILS 633 00:49:36,004 --> 00:49:39,004 Stop it! 634 00:49:47,076 --> 00:49:51,028 Get off me! It's not finished yet! It's him! 635 00:49:51,044 --> 00:49:53,004 MAN: Keep still! Get off! 636 00:49:53,020 --> 00:49:55,012 MAN: Wait there! Just keep still! 637 00:49:55,024 --> 00:49:56,092 (SEAN SHOUTS INCOHERENTLY) 638 00:49:57,004 --> 00:49:59,004 Go on, Ojo. Go on, run! Go! 639 00:49:59,016 --> 00:50:01,024 Go, go! 640 00:50:01,036 --> 00:50:03,020 Quick! 641 00:50:03,032 --> 00:50:05,032 Get off! It's not me, is it?! 642 00:50:05,044 --> 00:50:07,004 Oi, get back here! 643 00:50:16,048 --> 00:50:18,016 Eddie! Eddie! 644 00:50:18,028 --> 00:50:21,040 (SHOUTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 645 00:50:21,052 --> 00:50:25,024 Eddie! 646 00:50:28,016 --> 00:50:30,072 Eddie! (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 647 00:50:30,088 --> 00:50:32,096 HANDCUFFS CLINK (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 648 00:50:34,068 --> 00:50:37,028 MAN: It's all right, I got him. Right, come on, you! 649 00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,008 I've had enough of this. 650 00:51:08,060 --> 00:51:10,076 (MAN SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ON RADIO) 651 00:51:31,096 --> 00:51:33,044 DOOR OPENS 652 00:52:11,016 --> 00:52:12,072 There you go. Thanks. 653 00:52:17,096 --> 00:52:19,044 I told you, didn't I? 654 00:52:19,056 --> 00:52:21,032 Yes, dear. 655 00:52:22,052 --> 00:52:24,012 Did I or didn't I? 656 00:52:24,024 --> 00:52:26,056 Yeah, you told me, you told me. 657 00:52:27,056 --> 00:52:29,004 You were right all along. 658 00:52:30,056 --> 00:52:32,004 I'm a mug. 659 00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:35,008 Just trying to help the fella out, you know, do the decent thing. 660 00:52:36,056 --> 00:52:37,076 Stupid me. 661 00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:42,012 Well, he's gone. 662 00:52:43,076 --> 00:52:46,040 That's it. Try and forget about it, shall we? 663 00:52:46,052 --> 00:52:48,020 You did a good job of this. 664 00:52:53,008 --> 00:52:54,080 (SIGHS) 665 00:52:58,076 --> 00:53:00,024 I wish we could start again. 666 00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:14,040 I wish we could pinpoint the exact day you decided I was a doormat. 667 00:53:18,008 --> 00:53:19,056 But I'm not a doormat. 668 00:53:21,096 --> 00:53:24,036 I let you have your own way because it makes you happy. 669 00:53:26,028 --> 00:53:28,048 God knows, I don't have many ways of making you happy. 670 00:53:28,064 --> 00:53:30,068 I don't make the kind of money that makes people happy. 671 00:53:32,020 --> 00:53:34,036 But letting you have your own way, yeah, that's cheap, 672 00:53:34,052 --> 00:53:37,036 and that is something that I can do and I do it. 673 00:53:40,084 --> 00:53:42,056 But I'm not a doormat, Margie. 674 00:53:48,064 --> 00:53:50,012 The walls need painting now. 675 00:53:50,024 --> 00:53:52,016 (SIGHS) 676 00:53:55,032 --> 00:53:57,000 It was a joke. 677 00:53:58,092 --> 00:54:00,040 I love you, you eejit. 678 00:54:01,072 --> 00:54:03,028 It was a joke. 679 00:54:07,036 --> 00:54:09,000 WOMAN: His port of entry? 680 00:54:09,012 --> 00:54:10,084 (MAN SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 681 00:54:10,096 --> 00:54:12,036 He's not sure. 682 00:54:12,052 --> 00:54:14,004 When exactly did he arrive in the country? 683 00:54:14,016 --> 00:54:15,064 (MAN SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 684 00:54:15,076 --> 00:54:17,064 He thinks about six months ago. 685 00:54:20,044 --> 00:54:25,040 (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 686 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,080 Excuse me, can I have a word? 687 00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:46,092 DOORBELL CHIMES 688 00:54:49,016 --> 00:54:50,064 Did Ojo leave anything here? 689 00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:57,000 Er, photo, pair of jeans, rosary beads and a radio. 690 00:54:57,012 --> 00:54:58,076 Anything else? 691 00:54:58,088 --> 00:55:00,052 No. 692 00:55:00,064 --> 00:55:02,008 Well, they won't let him out. 693 00:55:02,024 --> 00:55:04,068 I thought if he left some papers or something - an address. 694 00:55:06,096 --> 00:55:08,084 He's in a terrible state. 695 00:55:12,064 --> 00:55:14,044 What do you want me to do about it? 696 00:55:14,056 --> 00:55:16,064 Oh, some mate you are! 697 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,044 Hang on, some mug I was. Oh! 698 00:55:19,060 --> 00:55:22,024 What are you pulling faces at? How would you know? 699 00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:24,044 I took him in here when he had nowhere to go. 700 00:55:24,056 --> 00:55:26,056 I didn't see you keeping him. 701 00:55:26,072 --> 00:55:29,056 I tried to get him sorted it. He caused murder between me and her. 702 00:55:29,072 --> 00:55:32,040 I stood up for him and all that time, he were lying to me. 703 00:55:32,052 --> 00:55:33,096 What are you on about, Eddie? 704 00:55:34,012 --> 00:55:37,000 He said he was from Liberia, Sierra Leone. Next it'll be Timbuktu! 705 00:55:37,016 --> 00:55:39,080 He told me his family were all dead! His family are all dead! 706 00:55:39,092 --> 00:55:41,076 And he's from Nigeria, OK? 707 00:55:41,092 --> 00:55:45,004 And the reason he lied is because if he goes back there, they'll kill him! 708 00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:48,088 He lied cos he's scared shitless! 709 00:55:59,064 --> 00:56:02,028 I don't get it - Sean has been released?! 710 00:56:02,044 --> 00:56:04,032 But... DOOR SLAMS 711 00:56:04,044 --> 00:56:06,028 ..he's the one who started it. 712 00:56:06,044 --> 00:56:07,088 MAN: Well, he's been released on police bail. 713 00:56:08,004 --> 00:56:09,096 Well, why can't Ojo be released on police bail? 714 00:56:10,012 --> 00:56:11,096 Because we haven't got a fixed address for him. 715 00:56:12,012 --> 00:56:15,056 Right, if he had an address, yeah, somewhere to stay, you'd release him? 716 00:56:15,068 --> 00:56:16,056 Yeah. 717 00:56:34,008 --> 00:56:35,084 All right? 718 00:56:39,060 --> 00:56:44,076 Listen, erm... I'm sorry about last night. 719 00:56:44,088 --> 00:56:46,024 Sorry, yeah? 720 00:56:59,024 --> 00:57:01,084 All right, steady on. Come on, mate. 721 00:57:15,032 --> 00:57:19,044 Right, I'll tell you what. 722 00:57:19,056 --> 00:57:21,068 Why don't you do all the talking? 723 00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,024 Come on. 724 00:57:30,008 --> 00:57:32,076 Listen, before you start, it's only temporary. 725 00:57:32,092 --> 00:57:35,088 They weren't gonna let him out unless he had somewhere to stay. 726 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,044 I couldn't leave him there. 727 00:57:37,060 --> 00:57:39,076 It's my fault he was in there in the first place. 728 00:57:39,092 --> 00:57:42,036 If I'd let him in last night, wouldn't have been in that situation. 729 00:57:42,052 --> 00:57:45,056 Now, I know I said last time I'd sort him out, but this time I will. 730 00:57:45,072 --> 00:57:47,080 It's only temporary. This is my house as well, don't forget. 731 00:57:47,096 --> 00:57:51,008 So, I'm not gonna say, "You go before him" - I was wrong when I said that, 732 00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:55,036 but, well, if he goes, I go. 733 00:58:00,028 --> 00:58:01,084 Have you had anything to eat? 734 00:58:03,088 --> 00:58:05,036 To eat? 735 00:58:06,036 --> 00:58:08,004 I'll go make you something. 736 00:58:15,048 --> 00:58:18,080 MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO 737 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:22,000 Closed Captions by CSI