1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:01,044 --> 00:00:03,036 THEME MUSIC 2 00:00:31,036 --> 00:00:33,044 CHEERING 3 00:00:38,008 --> 00:00:41,080 One of the yellows has kicked it. Where? 4 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:44,048 Um... 5 00:00:49,060 --> 00:00:53,012 Now one of the reds has kicked it. Where? 6 00:00:53,012 --> 00:00:55,028 Back to where it came from. 7 00:01:00,024 --> 00:01:02,036 WHISTLE BLOWS One of the yellows has fallen over. 8 00:01:02,036 --> 00:01:04,084 The referee is blowing his whistle. I can hear. 9 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,088 Now the one that's fallen over is getting angry. (CHUCKLES) 10 00:01:11,088 --> 00:01:15,048 Now everyone's getting angry. Is it always like this? 11 00:01:17,072 --> 00:01:19,088 HEART MONITOR BEEPS 12 00:01:21,088 --> 00:01:23,092 ALARM BEEPS 13 00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:50,096 Jesus. Tea's in the pot. 14 00:01:51,096 --> 00:01:53,060 You wet the bed. 15 00:01:54,060 --> 00:01:56,096 It's a big game today, son. 16 00:01:56,096 --> 00:01:59,024 Yeah, after a four-hour shift. 17 00:02:02,004 --> 00:02:03,088 Good luck with the match today, Billy. 18 00:02:03,088 --> 00:02:05,048 Thanks, Jacko. 19 00:02:05,048 --> 00:02:08,064 "I've always wanted bigger tits," she says to me. 20 00:02:08,064 --> 00:02:10,092 I said, "Why don't you get a bit of tissue paper 21 00:02:10,092 --> 00:02:13,020 and rub it between your tits at least once a day?" 22 00:02:13,020 --> 00:02:16,000 "How's that going to make my tits bigger?" she says. 23 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,036 "Well, it worked on your arse!" I said." 24 00:02:18,036 --> 00:02:21,096 Never cooked a meal since. She's got no sense of humour, that woman. 25 00:02:21,096 --> 00:02:23,036 None at all. 26 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:29,076 Here he comes on the touchline on their left. 27 00:02:29,076 --> 00:02:33,028 Put inside. Come on, lads! 28 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:36,088 He's got it to the outside of the box, Billy's got it, Billy's got it! 29 00:02:36,088 --> 00:02:38,072 Right on the outside of the box. 30 00:02:38,072 --> 00:02:41,004 Yes, a goal! What a goal! 31 00:02:41,004 --> 00:02:44,032 Brilliant! Player No.2 on the edge of the box, 32 00:02:44,032 --> 00:02:47,060 got it back, just curled it right in there, goalkeeper had no chance. 33 00:02:47,060 --> 00:02:51,008 Brilliant! Oh, he's got it, John, your boy's got it! 34 00:02:51,008 --> 00:02:52,072 Brilliant, Billy! 35 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:54,060 George Best? Yep. 36 00:02:54,060 --> 00:02:56,068 Better than Thierry Henry? Definitely. 37 00:02:56,068 --> 00:02:59,096 Did you ever see Best play? Yeah, get off my trifle. 38 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:02,028 (CHUCKLES) No, I mean, did you ever see him. 39 00:03:02,028 --> 00:03:04,060 Did Best play when you could see? 40 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:06,060 Yeah, yeah, he did. 41 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:09,080 So who are the flowers for? 42 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:11,064 Cheeky, it's my aftershave. 43 00:03:11,064 --> 00:03:13,032 (CHUCKLES) It's a bit strong, isn't it? 44 00:03:13,032 --> 00:03:16,064 20 quid a bottle, it should be. You know why George Best was so good? 45 00:03:16,064 --> 00:03:19,056 Cos all the defenders were crap. Too slow, they'd catch cold. 46 00:03:19,056 --> 00:03:22,004 So does smelling like a woman help you pull? 47 00:03:22,004 --> 00:03:25,048 (LAUGHS) Plus my film star looks and wonderful personality. 48 00:03:25,048 --> 00:03:27,068 Oh, what did Brian say? 49 00:03:27,068 --> 00:03:30,068 Oh, you don't want to know. Oh, what? 50 00:03:30,068 --> 00:03:34,032 He said you were born idle, greedy and one-footed. 51 00:03:34,032 --> 00:03:37,016 (LAUGHS) He's as blind as you, Dad. 52 00:03:37,016 --> 00:03:39,028 See you. See you! 53 00:03:39,028 --> 00:03:40,068 George Best... 54 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:46,040 TECHNO MUSIC THUMPS 55 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:49,064 Hey, Mr Popular! 56 00:03:49,064 --> 00:03:53,004 Hey, you're the footy star, I'm the pop star. 57 00:03:53,004 --> 00:03:55,052 (CHUCKLES) Oh, fanny everywhere, lads. 58 00:04:00,056 --> 00:04:02,036 Your round. Yeah, I know. 59 00:04:02,036 --> 00:04:04,092 You with the sponsors tomorrow? Yeah. 60 00:04:04,092 --> 00:04:06,072 What, you getting kitted out and that? Yeah! 61 00:04:06,072 --> 00:04:09,004 Get us a pair of trainers, will you? 62 00:04:09,004 --> 00:04:11,072 Buy them, you're minted! It's not the same, though, is it? 63 00:04:11,072 --> 00:04:15,016 You know I love you. Oh, stop it. You talk shite. 64 00:04:15,016 --> 00:04:17,064 You're my best mate and I love you! 65 00:04:17,064 --> 00:04:19,092 Don't forget - size nine! 66 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,076 Getting them or what? Yeah, remember last time, right? 67 00:04:22,076 --> 00:04:25,004 I'm always first on in getting here, mate. 68 00:04:25,004 --> 00:04:27,080 Terry, I'm always first getting them, man, I'm sick of it. 69 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:30,000 Twice the price of anywhere else, yeah. 70 00:04:38,088 --> 00:04:42,016 Are you Laura Hammond? Are you Billy Roberts? 71 00:04:42,016 --> 00:04:44,096 What happened to the brace? What happened to the spots? 72 00:04:44,096 --> 00:04:47,088 We used to call you jaws! We used to call you Billy the boil. 73 00:04:47,088 --> 00:04:50,068 Oh, thanks. Your best feature. 74 00:04:50,068 --> 00:04:52,068 What you doing round here? 75 00:04:52,068 --> 00:04:54,048 Watching all the tablet heads. 76 00:04:55,052 --> 00:04:57,096 Are you on one? No! 77 00:04:57,096 --> 00:05:01,000 Footy player - City, under 19s. 78 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,064 Am I supposed to be impressed? 79 00:05:02,064 --> 00:05:04,068 Yeah. What about you? 80 00:05:04,068 --> 00:05:07,008 Art director. A what? 81 00:05:07,008 --> 00:05:10,088 It's a posh name for a hairdresser. I work at Peter Marcus in town. 82 00:05:10,088 --> 00:05:13,012 I go past there! You ought to try going in. 83 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:15,028 (CHUCKLES) 84 00:05:15,028 --> 00:05:18,012 I think your mate has copped off. Oh, yeah. 85 00:05:18,012 --> 00:05:20,080 Not letting you walk home on your own, am I? 86 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:25,004 He wasn't always blind. 87 00:05:25,004 --> 00:05:28,060 He was a docker. Bail of cotton hit him in the face. 88 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:31,056 Got a disease off it and lost his sight. 89 00:05:32,096 --> 00:05:35,012 (SIGHS) 90 00:05:35,012 --> 00:05:36,096 Is this it, then? Yeah. 91 00:05:38,044 --> 00:05:41,028 Still comes to watch me play, though. 92 00:05:41,028 --> 00:05:43,044 Stands on the line and gets commentary off someone. 93 00:05:43,044 --> 00:05:45,032 Want my number? Yeah. 94 00:05:50,044 --> 00:05:52,096 So when? Whenever. 95 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,064 Sponsor's do tomorrow night at the club. 96 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:59,016 At the City? Yeah. 97 00:05:59,016 --> 00:06:02,020 Will the players be there? After a first team man, are you? 98 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:05,024 (CHUCKLES) No, but there is that nice Spaniard. 99 00:06:05,024 --> 00:06:08,092 (LAUGHS) I'll pick you up here, then, about eight, yeah? 100 00:06:08,092 --> 00:06:10,032 Yeah. 101 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,064 One strip each! One tracksuit, one pair of trainers. 102 00:06:35,064 --> 00:06:38,012 First of all, a sports bag each to put them in. 103 00:06:38,012 --> 00:06:40,088 And remember, you only wear it at the club. 104 00:06:40,088 --> 00:06:42,060 No hanging round in them, right? 105 00:06:46,068 --> 00:06:48,028 Hey, look. 106 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,040 LAUGHTER AND CHATTERING 107 00:07:55,044 --> 00:07:57,080 You know why I'm here, Billy? 108 00:07:59,028 --> 00:08:01,056 Shall we go back and look at the camera 109 00:08:01,056 --> 00:08:03,056 or shall I just look in the bag? 110 00:08:07,036 --> 00:08:09,080 I took an extra pair of trainers, coach. 111 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,088 It's a serious offence, Billy. 112 00:08:11,088 --> 00:08:14,016 When we get back to the club, go straight home. 113 00:08:14,016 --> 00:08:15,084 We'll sort this out on Monday. 114 00:08:16,084 --> 00:08:19,036 All right, you lot, stop nosing. 115 00:08:19,036 --> 00:08:21,012 Get back on with what you were doing. 116 00:08:26,084 --> 00:08:29,004 Coach, sponsor's do tonight? 117 00:08:29,004 --> 00:08:32,004 I don't think so, lad. Do you? 118 00:08:45,008 --> 00:08:47,004 A pair of trainers. 119 00:08:51,008 --> 00:08:55,008 A pair...of trainers. 120 00:08:59,032 --> 00:09:01,032 (SIGHS) 121 00:09:02,096 --> 00:09:06,000 NEWS READER: As Tony Blair flies to America to meet George Bush 122 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,096 for crisis talks, what about our troops... 123 00:09:15,008 --> 00:09:17,008 HORN BEEPS 124 00:09:27,084 --> 00:09:29,084 PHONE RINGS 125 00:09:36,088 --> 00:09:40,008 Hello? Who's speaking? 126 00:09:42,012 --> 00:09:45,020 Oh. He's not in, Laura. 127 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:48,000 I'm sorry, mate. 128 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:52,000 It was my decision. You asked me to do it. 129 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,080 I could've said no, but I didn't. 130 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:56,080 It's a good job your dad's blind, innit, or he'd kill me. 131 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:59,000 (CHUCKLES) 132 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,016 What? What? 133 00:10:02,016 --> 00:10:04,028 Not bad. 134 00:10:04,028 --> 00:10:08,060 I can see what it's done to me, but I'm guttered for my old man. 135 00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:11,056 My old man can't take what's been done to him 136 00:10:11,056 --> 00:10:13,064 but he's guttered for me. 137 00:10:13,064 --> 00:10:15,076 Anyway, I can make it up to you. 138 00:10:15,076 --> 00:10:18,068 I'm taking a load of weed up to Glasgow, you can be my partner. 139 00:10:18,068 --> 00:10:21,028 No way. I can't even get away with a pair of trainers 140 00:10:21,028 --> 00:10:23,044 let alone a bag of weed. What? 141 00:10:23,044 --> 00:10:25,076 Act like I'm not here, won't you? 142 00:10:25,076 --> 00:10:28,036 What? What's wrong with me being your partner? 143 00:10:28,036 --> 00:10:30,052 You're a knobhead, that's what's wrong. 144 00:10:30,052 --> 00:10:32,024 Oh, piss off, you prick. 145 00:10:32,024 --> 00:10:36,008 Billy, they're not going to sack you anyway, you dick. 146 00:10:36,008 --> 00:10:38,060 They're not going to sack you, think about it. 147 00:10:38,060 --> 00:10:40,092 Chelsea offered 32 mill for Steven Gerrard, right? 148 00:10:40,092 --> 00:10:43,048 Who's to know you're not the next Steven Gerrard? 149 00:10:43,048 --> 00:10:46,076 Are they going to throw away 32 mill for one lousy pair of trainers? 150 00:10:51,016 --> 00:10:53,024 You're right. 151 00:10:54,084 --> 00:10:57,020 Yeah. 152 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:58,088 Mr Roberts, do you know the temptations 153 00:10:58,088 --> 00:11:00,068 that face modern-day footballers? 154 00:11:00,068 --> 00:11:03,056 Gold-diggers, drugs, night clubs, the media? 155 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:07,012 We need boys who can resist temptation. 156 00:11:07,012 --> 00:11:10,040 William's proven that he can't. 157 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,036 Oh, give over, of course he can. 158 00:11:12,036 --> 00:11:14,016 He didn't even take that stuff for himself, 159 00:11:14,016 --> 00:11:15,072 he took it for a mate. 160 00:11:15,072 --> 00:11:17,028 He stole it, Mr Roberts. He's a thief. 161 00:11:17,028 --> 00:11:18,084 He's not a thief. 162 00:11:18,084 --> 00:11:20,064 We can't have thieves in the dressing room. 163 00:11:20,064 --> 00:11:23,092 If you're part of a team, every member of that team has to trust you 164 00:11:23,092 --> 00:11:26,064 and they can't trust Billy because Billy's a thief. 165 00:11:26,064 --> 00:11:30,052 I said...he's not a thief. 166 00:11:31,056 --> 00:11:34,092 You trying to say that he'd steal from his mates? No way. 167 00:11:34,092 --> 00:11:36,084 No way would he steal from his mates. 168 00:11:36,084 --> 00:11:38,064 He took something from a big multinational, 169 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:40,084 he didn't go down his mate's pocket! 170 00:11:42,044 --> 00:11:45,060 He pinched something from a company that wouldn't miss it. 171 00:11:46,064 --> 00:11:50,064 And he did it cos his mate asked him to. 172 00:11:50,064 --> 00:11:54,032 He took a risk on behalf of his mate, now, that's loyalty. 173 00:11:54,032 --> 00:11:56,072 There's nobody more loyal than my son. 174 00:11:56,072 --> 00:11:59,028 You ask any of the team, I know them all. 175 00:11:59,028 --> 00:12:02,004 I follow every game, you know I follow every game. 176 00:12:02,004 --> 00:12:04,036 Nobody gets more respect than my son. 177 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:08,092 I reckon there's no-one deserves a second chance 178 00:12:08,092 --> 00:12:11,032 more than my son. 179 00:12:13,044 --> 00:12:15,000 I'm sorry, Mr Roberts. 180 00:12:19,036 --> 00:12:21,016 Um... 181 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:26,040 Right, what about if he goes somewhere else, then? 182 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,032 Bolton? Better yet. 183 00:12:29,032 --> 00:12:31,064 We'd have to let them know the circumstances. 184 00:12:45,016 --> 00:12:46,096 Thanks for listening to me. 185 00:12:56,012 --> 00:12:58,016 I'll tell you something, though. 186 00:12:58,016 --> 00:13:01,072 This lad here gets up at six Monday to Friday, 187 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:04,060 he does four hours in a dairy and then he comes here to train. 188 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:08,048 Now that is hunger, dedication, 189 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,052 and desire. 190 00:13:11,096 --> 00:13:15,064 I'm proud to call this lad my son. 191 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:45,052 Is it true? 192 00:13:45,052 --> 00:13:47,064 They've sacked you? 193 00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:51,012 What for? Leave it, Brian. 194 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,088 Stole a pair of trainers. 195 00:13:55,092 --> 00:13:58,012 What? Billy. 196 00:13:58,012 --> 00:14:00,004 KEYS JINGLE 197 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:10,008 Tell me the truth, will you, Brian? 198 00:14:10,008 --> 00:14:12,004 Yeah. Is he good enough? 199 00:14:13,044 --> 00:14:15,008 Of course he's good enough! 200 00:14:15,008 --> 00:14:16,040 You're not just- No! 201 00:14:47,036 --> 00:14:49,056 (SIGHS) 202 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:02,028 Did you want a cup of tea? 203 00:15:06,076 --> 00:15:09,016 (BREATHS SHAKILY) 204 00:15:09,016 --> 00:15:10,064 Yeah. 205 00:15:24,036 --> 00:15:25,092 How'd it go? 206 00:15:26,096 --> 00:15:29,060 You'd be the next Stevie Gerrard? Whoa! 207 00:15:29,060 --> 00:15:33,016 Gonna be all right! Never gonna get rid of me for a pair of trainers. 208 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,060 And you had me believing you, you knobhead! 209 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,092 Why didn't you just keep your bleeding mouth shut? 210 00:15:37,092 --> 00:15:40,060 Take it out on Terry, right? Jesus! 211 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:42,064 Are you bent? What? 212 00:15:42,064 --> 00:15:46,000 I said, "Are you bent?" Cos you're always going on about Terry. 213 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,036 Are you jealous of him? Hey? You're queer. 214 00:15:48,036 --> 00:15:50,068 Piss off. Yeah, go on. 215 00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:53,036 Stay away. Don't worry about it. 216 00:15:55,064 --> 00:15:57,044 What you looking at? 217 00:16:01,088 --> 00:16:04,068 Listen to the voice of experience, mate. 218 00:16:04,068 --> 00:16:07,016 Soon as you marry a bird, she starts putting weight on. 219 00:16:07,016 --> 00:16:09,024 Say four pound a year. 220 00:16:09,024 --> 00:16:12,020 Doesn't sound like much, does it? Four pound a year. 221 00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:15,040 But after 20 years, that's 80 pounds, hey? 222 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:19,052 But what's that? 80 pounds, that's nearly six stone. 223 00:16:19,052 --> 00:16:22,064 So that nine-stone bimbo you married is not 15 stone 224 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:25,008 with an arse like an elephant. 225 00:16:25,008 --> 00:16:27,080 SLAPS TRAY Come on! 226 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:30,044 Piece of shite, this car. 227 00:16:30,044 --> 00:16:32,088 Go on! GO! ENGINE REVS 228 00:16:32,088 --> 00:16:34,060 So what about Jaws? 229 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,040 Her name's Laura. 230 00:16:40,008 --> 00:16:42,068 I should've given her a ring to say I couldn't make it. 231 00:16:43,072 --> 00:16:46,080 She'd have only started asking questions, you know what I mean? 232 00:16:48,056 --> 00:16:50,004 It was too good. 233 00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:55,024 Too good to talk about it. 234 00:16:55,024 --> 00:16:57,016 Yeah. 235 00:17:01,004 --> 00:17:04,012 I was doing all right until he said he were proud of me 236 00:17:04,012 --> 00:17:06,072 and that's because I've never needed to hear it. 237 00:17:06,072 --> 00:17:09,052 He must've though... 238 00:17:10,064 --> 00:17:13,048 I'm not putting you off your food, am I? 239 00:17:15,016 --> 00:17:17,096 Must've thought I needed to hear it. 240 00:17:17,096 --> 00:17:19,076 What did you say to Mick? 241 00:17:19,076 --> 00:17:21,076 MOBILE RINGS 242 00:17:21,076 --> 00:17:23,044 Took off at him, didn't I? 243 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,056 Ello. 244 00:17:26,056 --> 00:17:28,028 Yeah, I'm in the cafe now. 245 00:17:29,028 --> 00:17:30,092 Sure 246 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:35,008 I couldn't get off at my own man, so I had to get off on Mick. 247 00:17:35,008 --> 00:17:37,056 Did he say anything to you about it? 248 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,032 Watch my back. What? 249 00:17:44,032 --> 00:17:46,036 You're my backup. What? 250 00:18:05,008 --> 00:18:07,020 How much? Five K. 251 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,060 Sshh, get in the car. You stupid bastard! Five K a week? 252 00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:13,028 Get in the car. What's your problem? I'll never do that again, Terry! 253 00:18:13,028 --> 00:18:17,048 What's my problem? We could've been nicked! Five kilos of weed? 254 00:18:17,048 --> 00:18:19,036 That's me, three years! You're safe. 255 00:18:19,036 --> 00:18:21,096 You've got a bleeding cheat, Terry. How much do you want? 256 00:18:21,096 --> 00:18:25,024 You know I'm not into all that shit. What you do is your business. 257 00:18:25,024 --> 00:18:29,028 Couldn't care less about your money! Wouldn't touch it with a barge pole! 258 00:18:29,028 --> 00:18:32,000 Jesus Christ, just keep me out of all that shite! 259 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,092 So what you going to do? 260 00:18:33,092 --> 00:18:35,052 Just drive us home. 261 00:18:35,052 --> 00:18:37,084 The footy's gone! So what you going to do? 262 00:18:37,084 --> 00:18:39,056 I'm not listening, just drive us home. 263 00:18:39,056 --> 00:18:42,096 Work in that dairy? Up at the crack of dawn, working your bollocks off- 264 00:18:42,096 --> 00:18:44,096 I'm not listening! Are you driving us home? 265 00:18:44,096 --> 00:18:46,052 Two weeks off, if you're lucky. 266 00:18:46,052 --> 00:18:49,036 Get to 65 and you've got nothing to show for it. 267 00:18:49,036 --> 00:18:52,044 I'm going to be sorted while there's still time to enjoy it. Piss off! 268 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:55,008 Mad arse. 269 00:19:00,044 --> 00:19:02,052 Come to Scotland with us. 270 00:19:03,052 --> 00:19:05,024 Mako's paying good money. 271 00:19:05,024 --> 00:19:07,056 All I'm doing is dropping a bit of weed off for him. 272 00:19:07,056 --> 00:19:09,032 So come with us! 273 00:19:09,032 --> 00:19:11,052 Come on, be my partner! 274 00:19:11,052 --> 00:19:14,000 I tell you what all that partner shite is about, shall I? 275 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:18,000 You're frightened. You get caught, you want me to get caught with you. 276 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,092 You get banged up, you want me to get banged up with you. 277 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:23,044 So piss off, Terry, or I'll boot your car in! 278 00:19:27,016 --> 00:19:30,064 That big, fat, sweaty-arsed cow 279 00:19:30,064 --> 00:19:32,024 is doing my head in. 280 00:19:32,024 --> 00:19:34,008 "You never talk to me," she says. 281 00:19:34,008 --> 00:19:36,008 "You come home from work, in front of the telly, 282 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,064 can't get a word out of you!" 283 00:19:37,064 --> 00:19:39,092 What's there to talk about? 284 00:19:39,092 --> 00:19:42,096 "You talk at work, don't you?" That's different, isn't it? 285 00:19:42,096 --> 00:19:45,056 I haven't been married to Billy for 20-odd years, have I? 286 00:19:45,056 --> 00:19:47,076 Besides, it's all new stuff to him. 287 00:19:47,076 --> 00:19:49,092 Interesting. Stimulating. 288 00:19:53,016 --> 00:19:55,020 What? 289 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:56,096 I've had enough. 290 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,004 Billy! 291 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,096 ANNOUNCER: Due to points failure in Stackpool... 292 00:20:25,028 --> 00:20:28,032 The next train arriving at platform two 293 00:20:28,032 --> 00:20:31,000 will be the 7:34 to Glasgow Central, 294 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,040 stopping at Preston and Carlisle. 295 00:20:35,012 --> 00:20:38,008 Hey, good on you, lad. Get in some more, eh? 296 00:20:38,008 --> 00:20:40,080 Did he take Scottish? Yeah, more than I do English. 297 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:43,064 Sorted! With a 10% charge, the cheeky bastard. 298 00:20:43,064 --> 00:20:46,068 Pay tax next, won't we? (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) 299 00:20:49,024 --> 00:20:51,036 Can I have a minute? 300 00:20:51,036 --> 00:20:53,092 I'll see you in there. 301 00:20:54,092 --> 00:20:57,092 You've got 30 seconds starting now. 302 00:20:57,092 --> 00:21:00,072 This lad in the team, right, best mate in the team, good player. 303 00:21:00,072 --> 00:21:03,072 Everyone says he's going to make it, he got caught nicking trainers. 304 00:21:03,072 --> 00:21:06,052 He didn't nick them for himself, he nicked them for a mate, 305 00:21:06,052 --> 00:21:09,040 but it's no excuse to them, right. It's still nicking. 306 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,004 They were gonna throw him out, he had to go down the club 307 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,048 and beg them to let him stay but they threw him out. 308 00:21:14,048 --> 00:21:17,000 And he was guttered and he gave me a bell, 309 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,072 and I went round to his house and we talked and we talked 310 00:21:19,072 --> 00:21:23,020 and I couldn't say to him, look, I've got to get off. 311 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:26,040 Cos he was pouring his heart out, do you know what I mean? 312 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,092 I'm really sorry it happened, but it happened cos I was helping a mate. 313 00:21:29,092 --> 00:21:33,068 I was looking forward to taking you out and showing you off. 314 00:21:33,068 --> 00:21:35,040 I was buzzing with it. 315 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,044 What you doing tomorrow night? 316 00:21:41,004 --> 00:21:43,068 Stegalini's, eight o'clock. 317 00:21:45,032 --> 00:21:47,000 Right. 318 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,020 I'm going to order the most expensive thing they've got. 319 00:23:10,024 --> 00:23:12,060 (SIGHS) 320 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:17,056 All right, Dad? You're late, son. 321 00:23:17,056 --> 00:23:19,060 Yeah, I'll go straight up. Right. 322 00:23:21,084 --> 00:23:24,028 I love you to bits, you know, Dad. 323 00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:25,084 Proper love you. 324 00:23:25,084 --> 00:23:27,088 Really, really love you, Dad. 325 00:23:41,032 --> 00:23:43,052 What? What? 326 00:23:43,052 --> 00:23:45,036 What are you on? Nothing! 327 00:23:45,036 --> 00:23:47,016 I said what are you on? Nothing! 328 00:23:47,016 --> 00:23:49,024 We'll go to Crewe, son, yeah? Dad! 329 00:23:49,024 --> 00:23:50,096 Know a good player when they see one. 330 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:53,076 It's a waste of time! Doesn't matter! They will take you. 331 00:23:53,076 --> 00:23:56,028 We'll talk to them all, tell them what happened! 332 00:23:56,028 --> 00:23:58,000 Dad! They'll take you! 333 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,052 They won't! 334 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,068 Will you come with me to clubs? No! 335 00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:06,080 No! 336 00:24:16,016 --> 00:24:19,040 (MUTTERS) Bloody stupid little bugger, you are. 337 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:22,016 Stupid! (MUMBLES) 338 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:30,092 MOBILE BEEPS 339 00:24:46,088 --> 00:24:48,092 What's up with you? 340 00:24:48,092 --> 00:24:50,040 What's up? Yeah. 341 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,020 You never said we were picking up coke! 342 00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:53,092 Coke, weed, what's the difference? 343 00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:57,000 Five years! Bollocks. 344 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,092 Where are we stashing it? 345 00:24:58,092 --> 00:25:01,052 In yours. No way! 346 00:25:01,052 --> 00:25:03,028 Your dad's blind, isn't he? 347 00:25:05,084 --> 00:25:07,040 Exactly. 348 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,048 Well, phone Mick, then. 349 00:25:09,048 --> 00:25:11,028 I can't. 350 00:25:12,028 --> 00:25:14,044 I took off at him, didn't I? 351 00:25:14,044 --> 00:25:16,088 He'll do anything you say and you know it. Phone him. 352 00:25:22,004 --> 00:25:24,048 A week or two, Mick, yeah? 353 00:25:24,048 --> 00:25:25,092 No probs. 354 00:25:27,084 --> 00:25:30,052 Sorry, mate. Nice one. 355 00:25:49,064 --> 00:25:51,064 TECHNO MUSIC THUMPS 356 00:25:58,032 --> 00:26:00,036 Yeah, he could've been a footballer. 357 00:26:00,036 --> 00:26:02,040 Flash car, loads of dosh, yeah. 358 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,016 He could knob you on the Friday, right, 359 00:26:04,016 --> 00:26:05,088 and see him on telly on the Saturday 360 00:26:05,088 --> 00:26:08,008 and tell your mate, I were knobbing him last night. 361 00:26:08,008 --> 00:26:11,028 He's not a footballer no more, yeah, but he's still got the dosh, 362 00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:12,076 so he's still knobable. Mick! 363 00:26:12,076 --> 00:26:14,096 he's still knobable cos he's got the dosh. 364 00:26:14,096 --> 00:26:16,084 Say there were two of him. Shut up! 365 00:26:16,084 --> 00:26:19,056 Getting in there. You pushed me out of the way before 366 00:26:19,056 --> 00:26:21,084 but I'm getting stuck in now, so shut up. 367 00:26:21,084 --> 00:26:24,060 Two of him, both exactly the same, same face, same voice, 368 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:26,016 same everything, everything about him, 369 00:26:26,016 --> 00:26:28,060 but one's skin and the other one's minted, right? 370 00:26:28,060 --> 00:26:30,072 Who'd you go for? The one that's minted, don't you? 371 00:26:30,072 --> 00:26:33,076 The one that's minted, obviously. 372 00:26:33,076 --> 00:26:37,056 Don't that go to show that all birds, all women, on the game. 373 00:26:37,056 --> 00:26:39,060 Don't it prove that? 374 00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:41,080 Hey, come on! 375 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,036 Should I tell them about my golf? Go after them, eh. 376 00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:46,000 Oh, prick. 377 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,092 You know what, mate? I came out with you, didn't I? 378 00:26:48,092 --> 00:26:50,072 And you left me standing there like a dick. 379 00:26:50,072 --> 00:26:52,052 You are a selfish bastard. 380 00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:06,020 Well, I'll see you later, yeah? 381 00:27:09,048 --> 00:27:11,000 Wanker. 382 00:27:28,044 --> 00:27:30,000 Do you want a lift? 383 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,004 So you made the squad, then? 384 00:27:32,004 --> 00:27:34,040 Yeah. 385 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,008 Which number? 386 00:27:36,008 --> 00:27:38,012 36. 387 00:27:38,012 --> 00:27:39,060 Is that good? 388 00:27:39,060 --> 00:27:41,000 No. 389 00:27:42,016 --> 00:27:44,056 It's kind of on the fringes of the squad. 390 00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:47,092 So do you want a lift? 391 00:27:47,092 --> 00:27:49,052 I'm seeing a mate. 392 00:27:51,028 --> 00:27:53,028 Stegalini's tonight. 393 00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:58,008 What time? Eight. 394 00:27:59,008 --> 00:28:00,072 OK. 395 00:28:00,072 --> 00:28:02,084 You'll be there? 396 00:28:02,084 --> 00:28:05,004 Yeah. 397 00:28:05,004 --> 00:28:07,008 Right. 398 00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:23,072 Nice car. Who's that? 399 00:28:23,072 --> 00:28:26,020 Kirsty, Mr Rob. Mick's sister. 400 00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:29,028 Hi, love. Saying how nice Billy's car is. 401 00:28:29,028 --> 00:28:31,012 Very, very nice. 402 00:28:36,088 --> 00:28:40,088 ♪ Waiting for you call, baby Night and day 403 00:28:40,088 --> 00:28:44,060 ♪ I'm fed up I'm tired of waiting on you... ♪ 404 00:28:56,044 --> 00:28:58,044 Billy's car. 405 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,016 ♪ Time goes by so slowly 406 00:29:04,016 --> 00:29:07,036 ♪ Time goes by so slow- ♪ 407 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,088 Where'd you get the car? 408 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,060 Bought it. 409 00:29:15,060 --> 00:29:18,028 Where'd you get the money? 410 00:29:18,028 --> 00:29:21,012 Borrowed it. Who off? 411 00:29:21,012 --> 00:29:23,032 What's with all the questions? I said who off? 412 00:29:24,088 --> 00:29:27,040 Terry. And where did Terry get the money? 413 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,052 I don't know, do I? You're lying. 414 00:29:30,052 --> 00:29:32,052 No, I'm not. 415 00:29:34,052 --> 00:29:36,068 How much was it? 416 00:29:36,068 --> 00:29:39,068 It's only a cheap thing. How much? 417 00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:41,084 A few hundred quid. 418 00:29:41,084 --> 00:29:43,044 And what make is it, then? 419 00:29:43,044 --> 00:29:46,012 X3. What's the reg? 420 00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:50,020 Billy, I'll go next door and ask them. 421 00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:53,020 S reg. 422 00:29:53,020 --> 00:29:56,092 And it's not a few hundred, is it? It's a few thousand. 423 00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:01,088 Yeah. 424 00:30:03,044 --> 00:30:06,036 Come here. What? 425 00:30:06,036 --> 00:30:07,076 Come here. 426 00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:20,060 That is the first time you have ever taken advantage of my blindness. 427 00:30:21,088 --> 00:30:24,048 I'm going out. 428 00:30:31,096 --> 00:30:35,000 So where do you play? Up front. 429 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,024 A striker? 430 00:30:37,024 --> 00:30:38,064 Yeah. 431 00:30:43,076 --> 00:30:46,004 Look, I lied about being in the squad. 432 00:30:49,044 --> 00:30:51,032 Why? 433 00:30:51,032 --> 00:30:52,096 I don't know. 434 00:30:55,008 --> 00:30:56,096 You don't play for City? 435 00:30:56,096 --> 00:30:58,084 No. 436 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:02,008 So how do you make your money? 437 00:31:13,024 --> 00:31:16,016 They pay me. I'm just not in the first team's squad. 438 00:31:16,016 --> 00:31:18,020 I will be one day, but... 439 00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:20,012 ..I... 440 00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:22,004 CLATTER 441 00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:33,096 What's wrong? Nothing. 442 00:31:33,096 --> 00:31:36,016 All right! All right. 443 00:31:36,016 --> 00:31:38,016 Should we join you? What? 444 00:31:38,016 --> 00:31:40,000 Should we join you? No. 445 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,060 Tell it straight, Billy, why don't you? 446 00:31:41,060 --> 00:31:43,072 We're talking. She can talk. 447 00:31:43,072 --> 00:31:45,064 We're being on our own, you know what I mean? 448 00:31:45,064 --> 00:31:47,036 Right. 449 00:31:47,036 --> 00:31:50,064 Well, don't forget to fill that tank up tomorrow morning. 450 00:31:50,064 --> 00:31:52,084 Right. I'll come and say hello. 451 00:32:00,092 --> 00:32:02,048 I don't like him. 452 00:32:02,048 --> 00:32:04,004 (SIGHS) 453 00:32:04,004 --> 00:32:05,084 Right then, what have we got? Ready to order? 454 00:32:05,084 --> 00:32:08,012 A minestrone soup and the sea bass. 455 00:32:08,012 --> 00:32:09,084 It's on me! 456 00:32:09,084 --> 00:32:11,024 His scran's on me! 457 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:14,044 Must have had a win on the horses. 458 00:32:23,056 --> 00:32:25,004 Dad? 459 00:32:27,092 --> 00:32:36,008 Is it drugs? 460 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,028 Yeah. 461 00:32:41,068 --> 00:32:43,016 Get out. 462 00:33:27,032 --> 00:33:28,092 (EXHALES) 463 00:33:32,056 --> 00:33:34,072 I'm gonna go over at my mum's. (SCOFFS) 464 00:33:34,072 --> 00:33:37,032 You'd have a lot in common now. 465 00:33:37,032 --> 00:33:40,020 I know why she got off. You do, do you? 466 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:42,024 She got sick of having to be good. 467 00:33:42,024 --> 00:33:44,024 I have to be good cos my dad's blind. 468 00:33:44,024 --> 00:33:46,076 And I feel so sorry for him. 469 00:33:46,076 --> 00:33:48,052 (SIGHS) 470 00:33:48,052 --> 00:33:51,028 I have to make him proud of me cos he's blind. 471 00:33:52,076 --> 00:33:54,080 You get sick of it, Dad. 472 00:34:05,008 --> 00:34:06,092 (BREATHES SHAKILY) 473 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,016 (KIDS ALL TALK AT ONCE) 474 00:34:35,092 --> 00:34:37,052 KNOCKS 475 00:34:39,020 --> 00:34:40,076 Yeah, what is it? 476 00:34:40,076 --> 00:34:42,040 Cathleen Roberts? 477 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,016 Cathleen! 478 00:34:44,016 --> 00:34:45,064 Yes? Someone's here. 479 00:34:45,064 --> 00:34:47,020 I'm not decent. 480 00:34:47,020 --> 00:34:49,092 You're never fucking decent and that's your problem, isn't it? 481 00:34:49,092 --> 00:34:51,072 Who is it? It's Billy. 482 00:34:51,072 --> 00:34:53,096 Billy who? Your son, you stupid bitch. 483 00:35:07,092 --> 00:35:09,040 What do you want? 484 00:35:10,072 --> 00:35:12,068 Is Mick in? Mick! 485 00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:14,028 What's up? What? 486 00:35:14,028 --> 00:35:16,060 What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong. 487 00:35:16,060 --> 00:35:19,072 There's an excuse for Terry - he's a gobshite. 488 00:35:19,072 --> 00:35:22,000 An excuse for him - he's a soft shite. 489 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,048 But you... 490 00:35:23,048 --> 00:35:25,056 You prick! 491 00:35:28,024 --> 00:35:29,080 (SNIFFS) Ah, take no notice. 492 00:35:30,096 --> 00:35:32,056 What's up? 493 00:35:32,056 --> 00:35:34,016 I need to keep my head down. 494 00:35:34,016 --> 00:35:35,056 Oh, yeah, yeah. Come in. 495 00:35:40,076 --> 00:35:43,016 I'll be in the back. I'll be in the back. 496 00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:45,008 So, you'll be on your own, yeah? 497 00:35:46,036 --> 00:35:48,016 Yeah. 498 00:35:48,016 --> 00:35:50,008 All right. 499 00:35:50,008 --> 00:35:52,092 Here's a tip - get in the bathroom 500 00:35:52,092 --> 00:35:54,052 before soft girl, big sister there, right, 501 00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:56,020 cos she'll be in there all morning, mate. 502 00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:59,008 You got to get in shooting, get shooting, all right? 503 00:35:59,008 --> 00:36:00,048 You know, I've shit myself, you know. 504 00:36:00,048 --> 00:36:02,004 I've shit myself in my own house 505 00:36:02,004 --> 00:36:03,044 waiting outside that bathroom for her. 506 00:36:03,044 --> 00:36:05,000 Cos she got to get in. 507 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,080 The thing that gets me - she looks exactly the same as she comes out. 508 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:10,040 Spends all morning there and looks exactly the same as she comes out. 509 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,056 I mean, exactly the same, exactly the same. 510 00:36:12,056 --> 00:36:14,076 What are you on, Mick? Nothing. Why are you asking that? 511 00:36:14,076 --> 00:36:17,052 Just asking. I've had a little bit of weed. 512 00:36:17,052 --> 00:36:19,056 Where is it? Where's what? 513 00:36:19,056 --> 00:36:20,096 The coke. 514 00:36:22,060 --> 00:36:24,016 Here, mate. 515 00:36:24,016 --> 00:36:26,068 Safe and sound, safe and sound. 516 00:36:26,068 --> 00:36:28,072 We're shifting half tomorrow, you know. 517 00:36:28,072 --> 00:36:31,072 Shifting half a key, oh, yeah. Shifting half a key. 518 00:36:32,076 --> 00:36:34,040 I'll see you tomorrow. 519 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,020 You keep your head down. I'll see you tomorrow. 520 00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:37,064 See ya. 521 00:36:43,004 --> 00:36:45,012 Kirsty, I need the bathroom. 522 00:36:45,012 --> 00:36:48,032 Kirsty! Kirsty! 523 00:38:10,004 --> 00:38:12,060 (SNIFFS) 524 00:38:19,004 --> 00:38:21,052 I'd say, well, I'll go for it. 525 00:38:21,052 --> 00:38:23,060 I say you play footy. Right, you played footy. 526 00:38:23,060 --> 00:38:25,040 You see me play footy. What am I like? 527 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,000 Shit. 528 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,068 Harsh, but yeah, it's true. Am I half as good as our Billy? 529 00:38:29,068 --> 00:38:32,016 No. That's right. Cos Billy is like ten times better than me. 530 00:38:32,016 --> 00:38:33,064 100 times better. 531 00:38:33,064 --> 00:38:35,044 You all right? 532 00:38:35,044 --> 00:38:38,000 That pizza. There's nothing wrong with it. 533 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,020 Think about it - Tiger Woods is not 100 times better than me. 534 00:38:41,020 --> 00:38:44,000 Cos he's...he's playing, like, Crest and yeah. 535 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,020 You get your piece of piss. Tiger gets round about 55. 536 00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:49,040 So that means I've got to get round 110 to be half as good as him. 537 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,032 I'll do that easy. I can get one about... 538 00:38:51,032 --> 00:38:53,020 Is that you, Mick? Yes, Mr Rob? 539 00:38:54,048 --> 00:38:56,004 Get these to Billy, will you? 540 00:38:56,004 --> 00:38:57,044 Yeah. 541 00:38:59,084 --> 00:39:02,068 John! Billy's there, John. 542 00:39:16,088 --> 00:39:18,048 What happened to you two? 543 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,088 Him! 544 00:39:21,088 --> 00:39:23,044 (SIGHS) 545 00:39:30,052 --> 00:39:32,040 ENGINE STARTS 546 00:39:33,084 --> 00:39:35,068 TYRES SCREECH 547 00:39:43,084 --> 00:39:46,096 DISTANT SPORTS ON RADIO 548 00:39:46,096 --> 00:39:49,040 RADIO: 'At Old Trafford, the kick-off here 549 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:52,032 at four o'clock, it's Manchester United 550 00:39:52,032 --> 00:39:54,012 against Chelsea in the premiership. 551 00:39:54,012 --> 00:39:55,068 Chelsea, the champions, of course, 552 00:39:55,068 --> 00:39:58,016 the premiership leader, six points ahead of Wigan 553 00:39:58,016 --> 00:39:59,068 go against for this game today 554 00:39:59,068 --> 00:40:02,044 Manchester United, 13 points behind. 555 00:40:02,044 --> 00:40:05,088 This is United's final chance to get a embroiled 556 00:40:05,088 --> 00:40:07,084 in the title race...' 557 00:40:15,012 --> 00:40:17,004 I tried too hard, Eddie. 558 00:40:17,004 --> 00:40:19,032 I'm blind. 559 00:40:19,032 --> 00:40:22,064 So, if my son fails, if my son goes bad, 560 00:40:22,064 --> 00:40:25,000 then it's because I'm blind and I didn't want that. 561 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,004 So, I was just always on his case all the time. 562 00:40:28,004 --> 00:40:31,048 We didn't talk, I was just always on his case. 563 00:40:31,048 --> 00:40:33,040 You talked. No, no. 564 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,028 About football, yeah. But nothing else. 565 00:40:35,028 --> 00:40:37,088 We never even talked about his mum. 566 00:40:37,088 --> 00:40:40,048 Always football. 567 00:40:42,088 --> 00:40:44,048 I drummed it into him. 568 00:40:44,048 --> 00:40:46,052 You don't drink, you don't smoke. 569 00:40:46,052 --> 00:40:49,064 Football, football, football, well, now the football's gone. 570 00:40:49,064 --> 00:40:51,088 And it just feels like he's never left. 571 00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:56,084 Drugs. 572 00:40:56,084 --> 00:40:59,008 It's not your fault, mate. 573 00:41:00,056 --> 00:41:02,028 Not Billy's either. 574 00:41:04,048 --> 00:41:06,088 If everybody around would have been into art, 575 00:41:06,088 --> 00:41:08,044 he'd have got into art. 576 00:41:08,044 --> 00:41:11,020 If they'd gone down the mine, he'd gone down the mine. 577 00:41:11,020 --> 00:41:12,088 He might have said he wouldn't, 578 00:41:12,088 --> 00:41:16,024 but you'd have seen him merge with money, birds, car. 579 00:41:16,024 --> 00:41:17,096 You'd have followed him down the mine. 580 00:41:17,096 --> 00:41:20,064 Well, nowadays... 581 00:41:21,088 --> 00:41:23,036 ..it's drugs. 582 00:41:32,056 --> 00:41:35,000 SPORTS COMMENTARY ON RADIO 583 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,004 MOBILE RINGS 584 00:41:37,004 --> 00:41:38,076 Get the phone. 585 00:41:38,076 --> 00:41:41,028 MOBILE RINGS Answer the phone. 586 00:41:46,024 --> 00:41:47,084 Yeah? 587 00:41:49,072 --> 00:41:51,076 No. Spiller. 588 00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:54,068 He's driving. 589 00:41:57,004 --> 00:41:59,076 He's saying the bags were lined. No. 590 00:41:59,076 --> 00:42:01,048 They couldn't have been. 591 00:42:03,060 --> 00:42:05,016 All right. 592 00:42:05,016 --> 00:42:07,068 He reckons it's eight grand, mate. 593 00:42:07,068 --> 00:42:09,032 Yeah. RADIO STOPS 594 00:42:09,032 --> 00:42:10,072 Hello? 595 00:42:11,088 --> 00:42:14,044 Right, well, I'll make it up to you then next drop, yeah? 596 00:42:14,044 --> 00:42:16,048 Yeah. In a bit. 597 00:42:16,048 --> 00:42:18,024 They've had us off. 598 00:42:18,024 --> 00:42:20,020 We should have weighed them. 599 00:42:21,092 --> 00:42:23,048 Could have been Mick. 600 00:42:23,048 --> 00:42:25,096 Nah! He's a mate. 601 00:42:27,060 --> 00:42:30,088 Besides, he's a coward. He knows Mako would kill him. 602 00:42:32,028 --> 00:42:34,020 Must be those two. 603 00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:36,088 Well, next time we're weighing them bags. 604 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:43,024 ♪ ELECTRONIC MUSIC THUMPS 605 00:42:50,056 --> 00:42:53,048 I'll see you right, mate. When you're in the nick? 606 00:42:53,048 --> 00:42:56,020 No, no. I'll sort it, yeah. Come on! 607 00:42:56,020 --> 00:42:57,076 Yeah? 608 00:42:57,076 --> 00:43:00,056 My brief said I'm gonna get sentenced for four years! 609 00:43:00,056 --> 00:43:02,040 Yeah, four years, man! 610 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,064 I need to spend the rest of that time getting blipped. 611 00:43:04,064 --> 00:43:06,088 Billy! We need to get rid of them. 612 00:43:06,088 --> 00:43:09,032 Look after old Mick. 613 00:43:09,032 --> 00:43:11,048 Look at me, honestly. Eh? 614 00:43:11,048 --> 00:43:12,096 Come on! Eh? (LAUGHS) 615 00:43:12,096 --> 00:43:16,036 I'll sort you out. Come on. Do it that one, then... 616 00:43:16,036 --> 00:43:18,000 ..I won't ask you again, I promise you. 617 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,052 ♪ INTENSE ELECTRONIC MUSIC 618 00:43:24,068 --> 00:43:26,056 The bags were light. 619 00:43:26,056 --> 00:43:28,028 Who's let that twat Sean in? 620 00:43:28,028 --> 00:43:29,084 Mick, the bags were light. 621 00:43:29,084 --> 00:43:32,004 Once he's here, he won't go. Mick! Mick! 622 00:43:32,004 --> 00:43:33,060 The bags were light, all right? 623 00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:35,012 Why telling me? Go and see your partner. 624 00:43:35,012 --> 00:43:36,076 You've been dipping. 625 00:43:36,076 --> 00:43:38,068 You've been dipping right up until five minutes ago 626 00:43:38,068 --> 00:43:40,016 because you're off your bleeding head. 627 00:43:40,016 --> 00:43:42,056 I haven't got... God knows how much you've had up your nose 628 00:43:42,056 --> 00:43:44,052 but it's a lot, so let's... You're talking shit. 629 00:43:44,052 --> 00:43:47,000 You're talking shite, Billy. 630 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,060 They're gonna weigh their bags. I've done nothing. 631 00:43:48,060 --> 00:43:50,092 Mick! They're gonna weigh their bags. 632 00:43:50,092 --> 00:43:53,008 That means that you're finished. Terry won't do it, 633 00:43:53,008 --> 00:43:55,056 he's my mate... It's not Terry, you soft bastard! 634 00:43:55,056 --> 00:43:57,088 It's Mako. And he'll kill you. 635 00:43:57,088 --> 00:44:00,032 So whatever you've had, whatever you've dipped, 636 00:44:00,032 --> 00:44:02,024 you're gonna have to put back. 637 00:44:02,024 --> 00:44:03,064 Why? What? 638 00:44:03,064 --> 00:44:06,000 Why? Why should I put it back? 639 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,056 Because you're dead if you don't. It's my wages. 640 00:44:08,056 --> 00:44:11,076 You're making brewsters, Terry is making brewsters, 641 00:44:11,076 --> 00:44:13,044 and I'm getting nothing. 642 00:44:13,044 --> 00:44:15,032 You know, our house is full of coke, Billy, 643 00:44:15,032 --> 00:44:17,044 that's 15 years if I'm caught, 644 00:44:17,044 --> 00:44:19,080 and I'm getting sod a lot of it, well, fuck you! 645 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,036 I'm taking my wages. 646 00:44:21,036 --> 00:44:23,064 And if Mako says anything, I'll tell him straight. 647 00:44:23,064 --> 00:44:25,064 I'll say, "Oi, Mako!" Yeah? 648 00:44:25,064 --> 00:44:28,060 "I'm taking my wages. So piss off", that's what I'll say. 649 00:44:28,060 --> 00:44:30,020 I'm taking my wages. Hey. 650 00:44:31,052 --> 00:44:34,000 Get off me. I'm telling you straight. 651 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,016 I'm your mate and I'm telling you straight. 652 00:44:36,016 --> 00:44:38,028 I'm telling you how it is. Mate! 653 00:44:38,028 --> 00:44:41,000 Yeah, mate. I'm a mate. 654 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,048 I'd do anything for you, Billy. Anything. 655 00:44:43,048 --> 00:44:45,024 I'd go to the wall for you. 656 00:44:45,024 --> 00:44:46,080 But you... 657 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:49,060 ..you call me all sorts, Billy. And you did one. 658 00:44:49,060 --> 00:44:52,072 And you never came knocking till you needed some soft bastard 659 00:44:52,072 --> 00:44:55,056 to stash the coke, that's not a mate. 660 00:44:55,056 --> 00:44:56,096 So, leave me alone. 661 00:45:01,012 --> 00:45:04,064 'BELIEVE' BY THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS 662 00:45:10,092 --> 00:45:12,040 Yeah! 663 00:45:15,036 --> 00:45:17,008 Give up. Oh, for fuck's sake. 664 00:45:17,008 --> 00:45:18,064 I've left the kids at home. 665 00:45:18,064 --> 00:45:20,084 I'm not leaving here without you! Leave me alone! 666 00:45:35,084 --> 00:45:40,016 ♪ I needed to believe in something 667 00:45:40,016 --> 00:45:43,048 ♪ I need you to believe in something 668 00:45:43,048 --> 00:45:47,016 ♪ I needed to believe something 669 00:45:47,016 --> 00:45:50,044 ♪ I need you to believe in something 670 00:45:50,044 --> 00:45:53,012 ♪ I needed to believe. ♪ 671 00:45:55,052 --> 00:45:59,008 Come on! Come on, Billy! 672 00:45:59,008 --> 00:46:02,020 ♪ ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS 673 00:46:11,052 --> 00:46:13,032 (GIRL SCREAMS) 674 00:46:14,068 --> 00:46:16,040 Mick! (COUGHS) 675 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,096 Mick, it's Billy! 676 00:46:17,096 --> 00:46:20,032 Mick, I need to get you on your side. Stay still! 677 00:46:20,032 --> 00:46:22,012 Someone give us a hand for Christ's sake! 678 00:46:22,012 --> 00:46:23,064 Help me, will you! (COUGHS) 679 00:46:23,064 --> 00:46:26,028 Mick, I need you to keep on your side, mate. On your side! 680 00:46:50,060 --> 00:46:52,032 Worried about him, were you? 681 00:46:52,032 --> 00:46:53,080 Yeah. Yeah! 682 00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,040 Cos if he'd died, there would have been all kinds of questions asked, 683 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,068 wouldn't they? Starting with where did he get that shit from? 684 00:46:58,068 --> 00:47:00,096 You should be in there. He didn't get it from me. 685 00:47:00,096 --> 00:47:03,052 Not him. Mr Cool, selling all kinds of shit to kids, 686 00:47:03,052 --> 00:47:05,032 selling death to kids, that's cool, is it? 687 00:47:05,032 --> 00:47:06,072 He didn't get it from me, right? 688 00:47:08,044 --> 00:47:10,016 And you. 689 00:47:10,016 --> 00:47:12,048 I used to be made up when he was with you. 690 00:47:12,048 --> 00:47:15,032 Billy's into football, Billy's into keeping fit, 691 00:47:15,032 --> 00:47:16,092 it's all right if he's around with Billy. 692 00:47:16,092 --> 00:47:19,000 And Billy turns out to be a drug dealer too. 693 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,084 You're a scumbag, Billy. 694 00:47:20,084 --> 00:47:22,032 Just like him! 695 00:47:22,032 --> 00:47:23,080 A scumbag! 696 00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:34,084 He must have been dipping. 697 00:47:37,092 --> 00:47:39,056 Laura! 698 00:47:39,056 --> 00:47:41,012 Laura, stop it! 699 00:47:41,012 --> 00:47:43,056 I'll never go near the stuff ever again, I promise! 700 00:47:43,056 --> 00:47:45,012 Look, I was feeling down! 701 00:47:45,012 --> 00:47:47,048 Eh? I got thrown out of the team and I was skint. 702 00:47:47,048 --> 00:47:49,060 I was skint and I was feeling shit. 703 00:47:49,060 --> 00:47:51,032 Terry offered me a chance to make some money! 704 00:47:51,032 --> 00:47:52,080 Please, you got to believe me. 705 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,032 I'll never go near it ever again! 706 00:47:54,032 --> 00:47:56,004 Look, I'm so sorry. 707 00:47:56,004 --> 00:47:57,068 I'm so sorry for... 708 00:47:57,068 --> 00:47:59,068 Cos of Mick then and cos of you right now. 709 00:47:59,068 --> 00:48:01,040 Please, Laura. 710 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,032 I'm sorry. Let me pass! 711 00:48:03,032 --> 00:48:05,032 Look, I was always gonna tell you about the football. 712 00:48:05,032 --> 00:48:07,016 Let me pass, Billy! And about the drugs! 713 00:48:07,016 --> 00:48:08,072 Let me go! 714 00:48:08,072 --> 00:48:10,036 I was always gonna tell you about the football! 715 00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:26,016 He's been dipping into the stash. 716 00:48:26,016 --> 00:48:29,004 Youse all did and Mako's getting angry. 717 00:48:29,004 --> 00:48:30,072 Yeah. 718 00:48:30,072 --> 00:48:32,040 You knew? 719 00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,088 Stevie Wonder, you git. 720 00:48:34,088 --> 00:48:36,068 Well, he needn't bother getting out of here, then, 721 00:48:36,068 --> 00:48:38,020 cos he's gonna come straight back in again. 722 00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:40,044 Nobody lays a finger on Mick. 723 00:48:40,044 --> 00:48:42,064 He's in here cos of selfish bastards. Get off me now! 724 00:48:42,064 --> 00:48:44,012 Fuck you, selfish bastard! Get off me. 725 00:48:44,012 --> 00:48:46,072 We've used him, we fucking used him. 726 00:48:46,072 --> 00:48:48,068 You stay awake from Mick, all right? 727 00:48:51,028 --> 00:48:54,004 You don't drop Mick in there. 728 00:48:54,004 --> 00:48:55,096 He dropped himself in it. 729 00:48:55,096 --> 00:48:58,052 Mako's gonna kill him and there's nothing anyone can do about it. 730 00:49:01,024 --> 00:49:03,028 I'll grass. 731 00:49:03,028 --> 00:49:05,048 You what? 732 00:49:05,048 --> 00:49:07,072 You heard me. 733 00:49:07,072 --> 00:49:11,008 Anyone lays a finger on Mick, 734 00:49:11,008 --> 00:49:13,016 I'll grass you up 735 00:49:13,016 --> 00:49:15,052 and I'll grass Mako up. 736 00:49:17,016 --> 00:49:19,000 Billy, I don't think you know what you're saying. 737 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,004 I know exactly what I'm saying. 738 00:49:21,004 --> 00:49:25,008 You got me and Mick and I'll grass you both up. 739 00:49:27,072 --> 00:49:29,028 You're dead. 740 00:49:31,052 --> 00:49:33,040 Grow up, Terry. 741 00:49:41,036 --> 00:49:44,000 They pumped me for the drugs, mate. 742 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,060 Fucking chick. 743 00:49:47,060 --> 00:49:49,012 (BOTH LAUGH) 744 00:49:58,020 --> 00:50:00,020 DISTANT CHILDREN CHEER 745 00:50:04,012 --> 00:50:05,096 All right, Dad. 746 00:50:05,096 --> 00:50:08,000 All right, son. 747 00:50:09,088 --> 00:50:12,092 Been to the bookies? Yeah. 748 00:50:14,032 --> 00:50:16,060 What have you got on? Two Flaming Hearts. 749 00:50:19,004 --> 00:50:21,028 I'm not mixed up in any of that stuff now, Dad. 750 00:50:21,028 --> 00:50:22,072 Good. 751 00:50:24,056 --> 00:50:26,004 Can I come home? 752 00:50:31,024 --> 00:50:34,052 I didn't get this through an accident, you know, Billy. 753 00:50:34,052 --> 00:50:37,020 I was a docker. 754 00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:39,080 So, there was plenty of rum, there was plenty of whisky, 755 00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:42,072 and I was doing two bottles a day and another one when I got home. 756 00:50:42,072 --> 00:50:44,080 That's how I lost my sight. 757 00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:47,000 Then, why didn't... Shame, son. 758 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,080 I was ashamed of myself. 759 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,036 But I tell you something, 760 00:50:51,036 --> 00:50:54,028 losing my sight has been the best thing that's ever happened to me 761 00:50:54,028 --> 00:50:56,056 cos it got me off that dock and off the booze. 762 00:50:56,056 --> 00:50:59,072 So, you see, you don't ever have to pity me again. 763 00:51:01,008 --> 00:51:02,056 All right? 764 00:51:04,060 --> 00:51:06,008 All right. 765 00:51:09,012 --> 00:51:10,060 Now, come along. 766 00:51:19,068 --> 00:51:23,024 Want a cup of tea? I'll do it. I'll make it. 767 00:51:23,024 --> 00:51:25,056 No, I'm making it, Billy. Sit down, I'll do it. 768 00:51:25,056 --> 00:51:27,040 I said, Billy, I'm making it! 769 00:51:32,096 --> 00:51:35,060 I'll make it, all right? 770 00:51:35,060 --> 00:51:37,000 All right. 771 00:51:49,084 --> 00:51:51,076 TELEVISION ON 772 00:51:53,008 --> 00:51:55,004 Are you gonna get that, Billy? 773 00:52:05,008 --> 00:52:07,060 What's all this about grassing me up? 774 00:52:07,060 --> 00:52:09,000 Look, Mako... 775 00:52:10,096 --> 00:52:12,072 ..I just want you to leave Mick alone. 776 00:52:12,072 --> 00:52:14,044 Don't bargain with me, Billy. 777 00:52:14,044 --> 00:52:16,024 I haven't come here to listen to your shite. 778 00:52:16,024 --> 00:52:18,024 I have come to break every bone in your body, 779 00:52:18,024 --> 00:52:19,084 are you gonna grass me up? You gobshite. 780 00:52:19,084 --> 00:52:21,064 Are you gonna grass me up? What's going on? 781 00:52:21,064 --> 00:52:23,036 Dad, leave it, please. 782 00:52:23,036 --> 00:52:26,048 Mind your own business. Get away from my front door! 783 00:52:26,048 --> 00:52:29,092 Dad, please, just come in. I've come to sort your son out, now piss off. 784 00:52:29,092 --> 00:52:31,072 I'm calling the police. Stay inside, Dad, please. 785 00:52:31,072 --> 00:52:34,004 Put the phone down, dickhead! 786 00:52:34,004 --> 00:52:36,004 Are you gonna grass me up? I want the police. 787 00:52:36,004 --> 00:52:39,020 If you do Mick in, I'll grass you up, yeah. 788 00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:41,076 Then you're both dead cos that bastard owes me money. 789 00:52:41,076 --> 00:52:43,016 How much? Hundreds. 790 00:52:43,016 --> 00:52:45,036 I'll get you thousands. 791 00:52:45,036 --> 00:52:48,068 Oh, I told you to put the phone down, dickhead! 792 00:52:48,068 --> 00:52:50,060 Oi! Scumbag! 793 00:52:50,060 --> 00:52:53,008 Listen to me! Put the phone down! 794 00:52:54,036 --> 00:52:57,040 Your know, your son is a gobshite, but you can't see that, can you? 795 00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:01,000 Six grand. Wouldn't wipe my arse with it. 796 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,008 Just leave Mick alone. Keys. 797 00:53:04,016 --> 00:53:05,096 I don't know who they are. 798 00:53:05,096 --> 00:53:07,092 They come down here now, talking to my lad. 799 00:53:09,028 --> 00:53:11,072 Yeah, I think you should send someone... 800 00:53:21,068 --> 00:53:23,016 ENGINE STARTS 801 00:53:25,076 --> 00:53:27,052 (EXHALES) 802 00:53:30,028 --> 00:53:31,088 It won't happen again, Dad. 803 00:53:44,068 --> 00:53:47,000 Where are you going? To see Mick. 804 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,040 Is that right? 805 00:53:54,004 --> 00:53:55,052 MAN: Oi! Oi! 806 00:54:09,092 --> 00:54:11,064 (GROANS) 807 00:54:23,068 --> 00:54:26,072 MURMUR OF DIALOGUE 808 00:54:26,072 --> 00:54:29,016 He was downstairs, and... 809 00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:38,096 No-one said who long he was gonna be unconscious. 810 00:54:38,096 --> 00:54:40,096 When he wakes up, he's not gonna know what's happening. 811 00:54:40,096 --> 00:54:43,016 He's gonna be frightened because he doesn't like me. 812 00:54:45,064 --> 00:54:48,004 Billy, Billy, Billy. 813 00:54:48,004 --> 00:54:50,036 Billy, look at you, you ugly bastard. 814 00:54:50,036 --> 00:54:52,080 I'll read it to you. (ECHOES) 815 00:54:54,052 --> 00:54:56,016 "Promising footballer attacked." 816 00:54:56,016 --> 00:54:59,036 "Local sporting hero, 18-year-old Billy Roberts 817 00:54:59,036 --> 00:55:03,028 was left fighting for his life suffering a serious attack." 818 00:55:04,088 --> 00:55:07,080 You told me he couldn't be trusted by his mates, eh? 819 00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:11,020 It was rubbish. I'm telling you, it is even more rubbish now 820 00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:15,080 because he's lying there like this because he stuck up for his mates. 821 00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:19,020 READOUT BEEPS 822 00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:21,016 Billy, Mako and Terry are being charged. 823 00:55:21,016 --> 00:55:23,032 They're getting two years in jail. 824 00:55:23,032 --> 00:55:26,016 Eh? They're going down, mate. 825 00:55:26,016 --> 00:55:28,044 They're going down. 826 00:55:28,044 --> 00:55:30,004 They get what they deserve. 827 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,020 (GIRL MUMBLES) 828 00:55:51,028 --> 00:55:53,088 CHEERING 829 00:55:54,096 --> 00:55:57,092 Has he gone over the line? Yeah. 830 00:55:57,092 --> 00:55:59,076 One of the yellows has kicked it, 831 00:55:59,076 --> 00:56:02,092 and now one of the reds has kicked it back. Yeah, yeah. 832 00:56:02,092 --> 00:56:05,028 And...one of the reds has headed it. 833 00:56:05,028 --> 00:56:07,012 Oh, come on! 834 00:56:07,012 --> 00:56:09,032 Oh, Billy just kicked. Come on, Billy! 835 00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:11,004 I mean, past it. 836 00:56:11,004 --> 00:56:13,056 You're not exactly John Motson, are you, Laura? 837 00:56:13,056 --> 00:56:15,040 One of the yellows has got it. WHISTLE 838 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,000 Kicking the ball. 839 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,088 Kicking... Phew! 840 00:56:18,088 --> 00:56:20,060 They missed! (LAUGHS) 841 00:56:24,064 --> 00:56:26,052 Go, Billy! 842 00:56:26,052 --> 00:56:28,008 Billy's up! 843 00:56:38,060 --> 00:56:41,068 Closed Captions by CSI