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I feared the very idea of a new Ashley
Storm. I thought the old one was

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perfection. Thank you.

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That means so much. But now that I look
at you, you are far more beautiful than

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you were before.

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Oh, Dylan, that's so true.

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Dylan, you rat!

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Just one episode.

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Faith, you're addicted.

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Oh, Nurse Shana.

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There are some things a

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girl can never unsee.

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What is going on here?

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She's been taping the soap again. Faith,
give me the remote. Just one more scene

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to take the edge off.

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thing to say.

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Any day now, another soap is going to
call. Meanwhile, I have to keep up with

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what's going on in my business. You
know, the way you do with the latest...

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rooms and mugs and... pudding.

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Where does she keep finding these blank
tapes? I thought we got rid of them all.

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Oh, Ashley, if you only knew.

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And to you, Charles, take Hope Marie
Fairfield to be your lawfully wedded

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To have and to hold...

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I can't watch this again.

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It's got such a sad ending.

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No.

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I decided to shave with a steak knife.

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Don't worry. I'll buy Faith her own
razor. No, I've got a better idea. Why

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doesn't Faith buy her own razors and her
own food and her own apartment? I'll

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tell you why.

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Because we give her everything.

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She's been here six months.

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It's time she get a job and start paying
her own way.

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Oh, Mom, here it's on my lunch. Why
don't you just give me a wedgie right

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my history test.

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Sidney, a D?

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How did this happen?

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Discuss the obstacles to reconstruction
in the South you wrote too numerous to

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mention.

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There is no excuse for this. One more
bad grade and you can forget about that

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cents concert.

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50 cents!

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So lame.

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Hey, watch the lip, young lady. You have
an example to set for your brother and

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sister who look up to you.

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Sidney, we mean business.

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Anything below a B minus slash C

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plus.

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And you can consider yourself grounded
in the car. Come on.

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Man, those kids make a lot of noise when
they come home from school.

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They're going to school. It's 8 .30.

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Oh, my God, it's the middle of the
night.

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Talk to it.

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I'm going back to bed.

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No, you're not. I'm tired of you
sleeping your life away.

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It's time you got a job.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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What would you have me, collecting rags
or lighting street lamps?

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Of course, the job market has changed
since the 19th century.

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I'm an actress, Hope.

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Fine, then act. Let's find you an agent.

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In Glen Falls?

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Sure.

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Hollywood, what is the first step?

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Oh, here's one.

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Animal and artist.

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Please. That sounds a little small time,
don't you think?

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Okay, then.

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Artist and animal.

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Well, it's better than strippers or us.

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That's true.

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But maybe I better take that just in
case.

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and I can't even make sense of it. It's
like I've never even been to the class.

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What are you studying?

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I don't know. I've never even been to
the class.

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It's an elective. They're optional.

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That's not what an elective means.

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Look, if I get a bad grade on this, Mom
and Dad won't let me go to the 50 Cent

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concert.

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So I was thinking, maybe you could write
it for me. I can't do your work for

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you. It's dishonest. I know, and that
troubles me too.

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But look, if you do this for me,

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I'll do something for you.

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Well, there's this really nice necklace
I wanted to get Mom for Mother's Day,

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but I don't have enough money.

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Okay, what if I write your paper, and
you chip in, and we say it's from both

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us? No way! My teacher will freak out if
both of our names are on it.

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The present.

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Oh, right.

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Listen, I won't forget this.

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You haven't even opened the book?

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What part of... Never been to the class.
Do you not understand?

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It still has that new textbook smell.

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Now, when we meet him, we'll tell him
that you're my manager.

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Can you do a British accent?

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Oh, I bloody well suppose I could. Give
it a go.

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Right.

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No accent.

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Love you on Planet of the Apes.

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One o 'clock at the Rotary Club.

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And remember, the booze is for the get.

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You threw the lesbian magic act.

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No, we're sisters.

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Ka -ching!

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Hop just got hotter.

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No, no.

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I'm, um, Faith Fairfield. We spoke
earlier.

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Oh, right.

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Then who are you?

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Blimey. Who do you think I am, Governor?
I'm a big manager.

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Wow. British.

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Classy.

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Hey.

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So, tell me why I should want to be in
the Faith Fairfield business.

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Well, until six months ago, she was
starving to sacred in the temple.

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My teeth?

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Six months. It's an eternity in this
business.

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My people work.

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Now, you got any tricks?

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Do you juggle?

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How many eggs can you fit in your mouth?

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I don't go around stuffing eggs in my
mouth. I'm a star.

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I open malls. I sign autographs for
people who wait in line just to get a

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glimpse of me, okay? I'd say seven -four
for talking with the show.

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Nice attitude.

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And your tushy's not too shabby either.

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You seeing anyone?

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Why don't you throw me a few bookings
and find out?

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Rightio. So, what's next, love?

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You ring us up at our flat?

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Something comes up, I'll call you.

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Pat and Terry, we have four o 'clock.

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Good trick!

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I'll make out.

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Open a few malls, do a couple of
commercials, maybe an independent film,

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then transition into summer
blockbusters.

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Can't you just see me running from a
killer tidal wave?

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Every night in my dreams.

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Hello?

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Oh, rightio. This is Ope Chonowski
Management.

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Thanks for ringing up on the telly.

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Ooh, the big trade show.

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Sounds smashing.

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Cheerio!

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Guess who just booked the trade show?

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Oh, you're supposed to be finding work
for me.

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God, you are the worst manager ever.

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No, you.

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Oh, a trade show?

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I'm going to be opening a trade show.

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Oh, I'm going to run upstairs and see
what we have to trade. I wonder what we

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could get for your crappy bedroom set.

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Um, you have to sign my science paper.

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Oh, wait, I guess you don't. Since I got
an A!

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An A? Hey, that's fantastic.

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student if you just took more interest
in ozone damage reduction through

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EPA regulations?

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Oh, and Tracy's mom said that she would
drive us to the concert, so I won't need

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a ride.

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Wow.

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Somebody did some nice work here.

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But who?

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Hmm.

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I just need some kind of clue.

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stay working together.

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I got goose flesh.

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Now, where can I get some markers to
find these headshots?

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Well, yeah, that might not happen.

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You're going to kind of have your hands
full.

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Oh? We'll be shaking a lot of hands,
huh?

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Yeah, shaking.

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That's right.

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back in show business.

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I hope it was awful.

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I'm just going to have to call her
tomorrow and tell him that I can't.

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Can't handle it?

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Can't get through one eight -hour day?
Can't follow through on anything you

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start?

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No.

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For your information, I can't wait to
get back there tomorrow.

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You should have seen the fans lined up
to get my autograph.

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Why are you screaming? Because I was
off!

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Refreshing.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, tomorrow is a
work day.

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You know, we should all go down there
and surprise her tomorrow.

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Bring her flowers, show her how proud we
are.

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Or we could move to a new address while
she's at work.

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Okay, we'll go with your plan.

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Oh, the girls are home.

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Okay. Remember, we don't stop until they
crack. Come in.

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Operation Smokeout.

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Smoke them!

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So, Sidney, I was just rereading that
incredible paper you wrote.

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Well, when you care a lot about
something, the words just come.

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Ooh, look out, Haley. Looks like
Sidney's becoming the family brainiac.

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I was really impressed with your
analysis of the Kyoto Protocol.

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Well, he was a great man.

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sending you to an environmental science
camp for the whole summer.

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That's the camp I wanted to go to. I can
see why. It sounds fantastic.

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Lectures every morning, hiking and
collecting specimens in marshes and

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Oh, and they suggested you cut your hair
short because of lice.

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Yeah, and tomorrow, I'll take you to get
your shot.

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Well, the first round.

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And you know what the best part of the
camp is?

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It's all girls.

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Okay. I didn't write the paper.

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if I didn't get a good grade, you guys
wouldn't let me go to the concert.

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So I really don't deserve that wonderful
camp opportunity.

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So who wrote the paper, then?

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I wrote it.

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I helped her cheat.

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So if anybody should get sent to that
awful camp, it's probably

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me.

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Really?

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This is so unlike you.

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Why would you do something like this?

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Because I wanted to buy you a nice
Mother's Day present, and I didn't have

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enough money.

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And Sidney said she'd give me some if I
helped her with her paper.

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Damn it.

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I hate it when they throw you a
curveball.

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A diamond necklace from Zales.

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From both of us.

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I'll just go get ready for the 50 Cent
concert.

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Well, you're not going to any concert.
You're both grounded.

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Haley, I love that you wanted to do
something nice for me, but that's no

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You're not helping Sydney by doing her
work for her.

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Are you going to spend the rest of your
life bailing your sister out?

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On thin ice, Hope.

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The point is, Sydney, I'd rather you
fail doing your best than succeed by

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dishonest.

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Do you think that 50 -cent fellow would
have gotten where he is by lying and

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cheating?

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Why don't I take it from here?

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This will not happen again. Right, girl?

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Right. Right.

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Okay, in the meantime, I think we should
return this necklace.

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Oh, I think they've been punished
enough.

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Here's my star list.

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Did you bring the two -piece?

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No, as a matter of fact, I didn't. I'm
not working in a swimsuit. It's

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and exploity -tay.

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It's exploity -tay.

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It's mean.

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Now, look, I'm a big star. So today, no
banner with my name on it, no me.

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You got that?

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Fair enough.

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Follow me, doll.

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On second thought, I'll follow you. I
like to watch that junk in the trunk.

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Hurry, folks.

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The new Hoserator 2000 will get out
anything, and we mean anything. Isn't

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right, Faith?

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That's right, Bert.

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Whether you work in a paint factory, a
coal mine,

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in waste management,

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or in a fish

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hatchery.

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Any questions, folks?

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Yeah, uh, supposing I work with bees and
wasps? Not a problem, sir.

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Kyle, prep the hive.

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How could you put her through this?

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She's an actress!

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Are you kidding?

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What kind of actress can't juggle or
make balloon animals?

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Come on, Faith.

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Let's go home. You're too good for this.
No, no.

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I'm okay.

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I mean, it isn't the greatest, but it's
a job.

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And it's show business.

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And I'm not a quitter. Hey, they're not
paying you to yap your gums.

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Get back up on the pedestal.

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I think they're ready for your close
-up.

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Hey, aren't you Faith Fairfield, who
played Ashley Storm on The Sacred and

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Sinful? You mean the old Ashley Storm?

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I don't think so. Oh, God, whatever
happened to her?

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I don't know, but I doubt she's getting
crap sprayed on her at a trade show in

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Glenfall.

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I like the new Ashley Storm so much
better anyway.

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Me too.

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I'm hungry.

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Pizza?

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Yeah.

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Thanks for the pick -me -up, Hope.

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It's over.

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I'm finished.

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Ah, what do those two know?

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They thought the guy demonstrating the
bagless vacuum was Stephen Baldwin.

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It was.

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Really?

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I'll be right back.

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Nobody wants my autograph.

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I'm not a star anymore.

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I'm a nobody.

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My show business career is over.

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What do people do when their last dream
dies?

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What did you do?

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Hey, don't talk like that.

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Don't you ever give up on your dreams.

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Thanks, Hope.

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But you're too late.

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I dreamed of death.

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And the nominees for Best Actress in a
Daytime Drama... Hope, I'm not sure what

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ironic means, but I'm pretty sure this
is it.

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Jacqueline Carr.

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Eva LaRue.

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And for her role as the new Ashley
Storm, Brooke Spencer.

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I hear she's quite good.

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Oh, look, Hope.

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They're mocking me in high def.

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Let's just forget about these silly
things.

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Come on. Oh, here's a surprise.

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For her role as the old Ashley Storm,
Faith Fairfield.

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Oh, my God! Look!

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It's me!

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It's me!

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I'm back!

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I'm back!

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I'm back!

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Oh,

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oh, oh.

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Kiddo, we couldn't be happier for you.

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One tiny thing.

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Now that we're hitting the big time, I
say we dump that manager.

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Between you and me, I don't think she's
really British.

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Now, what do you say that we sign these
agency contracts?

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Sure, Irv. Let me grab a pen.

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But they know who they are.

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And tonight is really all about me.

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And how I never gave up on my dream.

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And about how all the little people
never let me... Faith, it's three

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in the morning. We're trying to sleep.

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Sorry.

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This is such an honor that I definitely
deserve.

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And so I...