1 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:16,000 Previously on Hope and Faith. And the nominees for Best Actress in a Daytime 2 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,120 Drama, Faith Fairfield. 3 00:00:18,420 --> 00:00:19,560 I'm back! I'm back! 4 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:21,080 I've got an angle. 5 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:23,220 I'm going for the sympathy vote. 6 00:00:23,420 --> 00:00:24,420 Because you were fired? 7 00:00:24,540 --> 00:00:25,900 Okay, here's how we're going to spin that. 8 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:27,920 I wasn't fired. 9 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:32,580 I quit so I could move home to be with my sister and her family after you 10 00:00:32,580 --> 00:00:33,800 suffered your mental breakdown! 11 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:37,740 They want me back on The Sacred and the Sinful. I'm going to be Ashley Storm 12 00:00:37,740 --> 00:00:40,820 again. Are you sure you can trust these people? Cindy, there's nothing 13 00:00:40,820 --> 00:00:44,160 challenging about standing around saying lines that somebody else wrote. 14 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:45,360 Why don't you give it a try? 15 00:00:45,660 --> 00:00:47,100 If I could get you to just sign here. 16 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:48,940 Now, who should I make this out to? 17 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:50,520 ABC. 18 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,000 It's your contract. 19 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,339 Don't worry. 20 00:00:53,340 --> 00:00:54,880 You orchestrated this beautifully. 21 00:00:55,900 --> 00:00:56,900 Yes, I know. 22 00:00:58,140 --> 00:01:00,720 Let's just hope that Faith doesn't read the fine print. 23 00:01:06,220 --> 00:01:10,120 We don't have to talk about it. We've got it different ways. 24 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:16,060 But you know in the end we can laugh about it. Even though we can drive each 25 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:19,080 other crazy. You know we don't have to worry. 26 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:23,260 We will live, we will laugh, and we'll love each other anyway. 27 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:24,880 La la la la la la. 28 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:31,480 This is it. My big comeback. 29 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,930 Faith. Listen, I thought about what you said, that I'm only happy when you're 30 00:01:34,930 --> 00:01:36,090 down. Well, that's not true. 31 00:01:36,310 --> 00:01:37,370 I love to see you shine. 32 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:42,690 It's just that, you know me, I'm a worrywart. But from now on, I'm behind 33 00:01:42,690 --> 00:01:45,030 100%. Totally supportive. 34 00:01:45,370 --> 00:01:46,370 Thank you, Hope. 35 00:01:46,930 --> 00:01:48,890 That really means the world to me. Jackie! 36 00:01:52,170 --> 00:01:54,190 I'm so glad you're back. 37 00:01:54,790 --> 00:02:00,750 Okay, in five, four, three, two, action. 38 00:02:01,820 --> 00:02:05,040 Nicholas, you have come a long way in search of the Cedar Valley serial 39 00:02:05,220 --> 00:02:07,620 Cut! Where did that poster come from? 40 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:10,380 Don't look at me. 41 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:12,020 Vandercrete has many friends. 42 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,400 Let's take it from Jacqueline's line, please. 43 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:22,540 In four, three, two... Yes, Nicholas, I have come a long way in search of the 44 00:02:22,540 --> 00:02:23,640 Cedar Valley serial killer. 45 00:02:24,460 --> 00:02:27,820 I received a tip that he or she is here in New York City. 46 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:38,160 Mr. De La Russo, they are ready for you in the boardroom. 47 00:02:39,820 --> 00:02:40,820 Cut! 48 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:43,040 Do you suppose you could simplify it a bit? 49 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,160 Oh, okay. 50 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:50,820 From his entrance, and action. 51 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:59,100 De La Russo, the family's ready for you in the boardroom. Cut! 52 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 What are you doing? 53 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,080 Well, I just thought it would be kind of interesting, you know, if he was a wise 54 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,860 guy. No, he's not a wise guy. Well, could he have an iPad? No. Can he have a 55 00:03:07,860 --> 00:03:08,860 limp? No. 56 00:03:10,740 --> 00:03:11,740 Lance? Got it. 57 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,860 From your entrance, again. 58 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:16,920 And action. 59 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:22,300 Our next is, I'm sorry, but I'm needed in the boardroom. But I... No buts. 60 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,540 I'm here in the Big Apple. We have to get out of here quick. There's no time 61 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:35,540 explain. 62 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:38,280 Not so fast. 63 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:40,900 Ashley Storm? 64 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:45,860 That's right. I did survive when my twin tried to kill me. But I wasn't in a car 65 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:50,460 crash, and I didn't have plastic surgery that left me flat -chested and mouthy 66 00:03:50,460 --> 00:03:51,460 -looking. 67 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,840 I was kidnapped by her, but now I'm back. 68 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,160 I don't understand. 69 00:03:56,890 --> 00:04:01,590 I am the real Ashley Storm, and this imposter is the Cedar Valley serial 70 00:04:02,630 --> 00:04:04,810 Cut! Better than ever, Fee. 71 00:04:05,350 --> 00:04:06,370 This is a joke. 72 00:04:06,610 --> 00:04:08,670 You're making a big mistake. The fans love me. 73 00:04:09,070 --> 00:04:10,070 Me, me, me! 74 00:04:14,090 --> 00:04:15,810 Okay, everybody, take five. 75 00:04:18,089 --> 00:04:22,310 Well, I guess not everyone can handle getting fired as gracefully as I did. 76 00:04:22,550 --> 00:04:23,990 What? You burned down the studio. 77 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:27,640 Supportive, supportive. 78 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,520 The point is, I've been humbled. 79 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:32,720 I'm not the diva I once was. 80 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,720 All right, who's the moron who put sugar in my coffee? 81 00:04:37,940 --> 00:04:38,599 Oh, damn. 82 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:39,800 I'll get you a fresh cup. 83 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Hey. 84 00:04:44,020 --> 00:04:45,020 Hey. 85 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:50,260 I spent a month in an ashram in India, Guru Baba. Totally changed my life. 86 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,960 Now, I'm parting my hair on the left. 87 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:56,780 How zen is that? 88 00:04:57,860 --> 00:04:59,060 Zen -sational. 89 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,020 So, what's your major? 90 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:04,840 Uh, English. 91 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:10,540 Ah, yes, I have to say that Heathcliff is my favorite character of literature 92 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:11,600 all time. I do. 93 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:13,540 That cat is hilarious. 94 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:19,340 You're funny. Not as funny as Garfield, though. 95 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,360 Aren't your legs warm, too? 96 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:43,540 Would you like to, uh, go run lines for old time's 97 00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:44,379 sake? 98 00:05:44,380 --> 00:05:45,380 All right. 99 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:49,720 But only if we can run lines standing up. I just had my hair done. 100 00:05:51,420 --> 00:05:53,500 Faith, I need to talk to you. It's important. 101 00:05:54,060 --> 00:05:55,060 Aren't you a little chilly? 102 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:57,280 I'll be right there, Dylan. 103 00:05:57,580 --> 00:06:00,420 Why don't you go and get your script out? 104 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,100 I just saw Jacqueline, Laura, and Brooke drinking champagne. 105 00:06:05,420 --> 00:06:06,620 Why would they be doing that? 106 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:10,360 Because they're fabulous, rich, and two of them are falling down drunk. 107 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:14,000 But Brooke just got fired. Why would she be so happy? 108 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:16,580 Okay, we are back. Everyone, take your places. 109 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,720 This is it. This is the scene where Jacqueline shoots Brooke. Wish me luck. 110 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:26,720 luck. In five, four, three, two... Alexis, 111 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,840 I am the real Ashley Storm. 112 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:31,540 No, Alexis. 113 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,900 I am the real Ashley Storm. 114 00:06:34,340 --> 00:06:36,520 Well, you can't both be the real Ashley Storm. 115 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:41,280 Which means one of you is a Cedar Valley serial killer. 116 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:47,600 Alexis, you have to believe me. She has been genetically altered to look the way 117 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:51,560 I did before my accident. Before the surgery that also made me younger and 118 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:52,560 beautiful. 119 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:59,320 Alexis, remember when you were possessed by the devil and everyone shunned you? 120 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,320 Who invited you to Thanksgiving? 121 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,200 Brooke was holding out for more money. It was the only way we could get her to 122 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,200 sign the contract. 123 00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:45,260 And you! 124 00:08:45,660 --> 00:08:48,680 You're supposed to be my friend. How could you do this to me? 125 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,100 Oh, Faith. 126 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,300 I'm so sorry. 127 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,120 I tried to... Ah, screw it. 128 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:57,800 I'm off the clock. 129 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,560 Nothing personal. I just never liked you. 130 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:03,700 Oh, yeah. 131 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:07,440 When I win my second Emmy tonight and every soap opera in this town is calling 132 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:11,470 me, You're gonna wish I hadn't done this to your stupid little soap opera 133 00:09:11,470 --> 00:09:12,470 contract. 134 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:24,650 We were ready for you this time. 135 00:09:43,180 --> 00:09:44,720 I'll take that birth certificate now. 136 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:48,760 All right. You did your part. And don't worry. 137 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:51,200 I'll take your secret to the grave. 138 00:09:52,540 --> 00:09:54,840 Well, okay. I guess we could go to the cemetery. 139 00:09:55,540 --> 00:09:57,920 But wouldn't it be easier just to give it to me here? 140 00:10:29,450 --> 00:10:34,530 And most of all, my wonderful team of defense attorneys who proved that that 141 00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:36,290 woman should never have been in that crosswalk. 142 00:10:37,310 --> 00:10:41,550 I hope Aunt Faith remembers to mention the pig -footed bandicoot. 143 00:10:42,050 --> 00:10:44,450 I'm bored. Why didn't Cindy have to come? 144 00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:47,810 Because she's thick. Believe me, she'd kill to be here. 145 00:10:50,230 --> 00:10:51,230 Is everything okay? 146 00:10:52,090 --> 00:10:54,610 Yeah, just checking out the crowd. 147 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,860 Oh, I brought you a present. My favorite book, David Copperfield. 148 00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:03,280 I love magicians. Does it tell how he made the Statue of Liberty disappear? 149 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,560 What are you doing? 150 00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:11,220 Reading. 151 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:17,360 Oh, thank you. God bless you. 152 00:11:17,780 --> 00:11:18,780 Thank you. 153 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:24,120 I'm Betsy. That is such a magnificent dress. 154 00:11:35,140 --> 00:11:38,760 You and Lance are on in 30 seconds. 155 00:11:39,420 --> 00:11:40,420 How do I look? 156 00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:44,720 Beautiful. I am so impressed, Faith. You have really risen above the pettiness. 157 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:46,680 Thank you, Hope. 158 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:51,180 I figured the best revenge would be to come here tonight with grace and dignity 159 00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:52,900 and my head held high. 160 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,260 Oh, hello, Jacqueline. 161 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,760 Hello, Faye. 162 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,280 What a beautiful dress. 163 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,880 But I think it looks better on me. 164 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:11,340 You won't get away with this. I think I will, since I'm presenting first. 165 00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:13,160 Ta -ta, copycat. 166 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,440 Hey, I love your dress. 167 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,840 Guess I really showed her. 168 00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:23,780 Showed her what? 169 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:28,840 That you're just a big, funny soap star like she is? Oh, here we go again. Why 170 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:33,860 can't you ever be on my side? I am the only person in the world who is always 171 00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:34,739 your side. 172 00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:37,120 And what do you do? You tell everybody I'm crazy. 173 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:41,040 You know, Faith, it's not that I'm happy when you're down. 174 00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:43,580 It's that I don't like who you are when you're up. 175 00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:45,580 Oh, yeah? 176 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,660 Well, you're just jealous. 177 00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:52,340 Because I'm a famous soap star and you're nothing but a housewife. 178 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:57,680 Do you really think I'm jealous of all this backstabbing bull crap? 179 00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:00,940 And I may just be a housewife. 180 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:03,480 But I tell you what. 181 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,620 I have got the only thing that really matters. 182 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,680 A family who loves me. 183 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,160 And so do you. 184 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:11,840 But you could care less. 185 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:16,120 You have been living in our home for six months. 186 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:21,160 And you haven't even bothered trying to get a job or help out around the house. 187 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,290 Or do anything but take, take, take, take. 188 00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:26,130 And you know how that makes me feel? 189 00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:29,110 Used. 190 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,570 Well, I had no idea you felt that way. 191 00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:35,790 Maybe I should find someplace else to live. 192 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:38,750 Maybe you should. 193 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,920 I thought he was the new Ashley Starlin. One thing led to another. How dare you 194 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:48,920 run lines with my boyfriend? 195 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,080 Lance Taylor, Faith Fairfield on deck. 196 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:53,720 Maybe if you would run lines with him, I wouldn't have to. 197 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,340 What did you tell her? 198 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,280 I don't have time for this. I have an Emmy to present. 199 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:06,300 Not in that dress, you... Don't you touch her! 200 00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:14,960 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Lance Taylor and Faith Fairfield. 201 00:14:22,179 --> 00:14:23,580 Oh, my God. 202 00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:25,420 Mom? 203 00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:28,380 You're live. You're live. 204 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:29,840 Follow my lead. 205 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:38,000 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. It is wonderful to be here. 206 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,700 You look beautiful. 207 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,600 What are you doing after the show? 208 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,640 What? That's my line. 209 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:56,140 Oh. Well, aren't you a sweet talker? 210 00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:57,620 Hold for laugh. 211 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000 Oh. 212 00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:04,040 She thinks she's her sister. 213 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:05,760 How sad. 214 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:06,419 I know. 215 00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:08,560 I heard she bit the head clean off a bat. 216 00:15:13,870 --> 00:15:18,630 may imitate life, but life can never imitate the outrageous drama of soaps. 217 00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:42,070 And one more thing. 218 00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:48,970 There's this animal called the pig -footed bandicoot that my niece Haley 219 00:16:48,970 --> 00:16:50,110 you all to know is endangered. 220 00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:55,050 So buy bandicoot boots and furs while you still can. 221 00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:00,210 Well, at least she tried. 222 00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:01,430 That's true. 223 00:17:02,470 --> 00:17:05,609 You're in big trouble, young lady. And so are you, Mr. 224 00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:07,450 Stokeman. 225 00:17:11,819 --> 00:17:12,819 No, I'm sorry. 226 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,420 And I promise I won't be a burden to you anymore. 227 00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:13,620 I gave up. 228 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,040 It wasn't a girl. 229 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,340 It was a boy. 230 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:21,920 But you see, my name isn't really Brooke Spencer. 231 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,480 It's Spencer Brooke. 232 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,100 I ran lines with her. 233 00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:44,820 sympathy vote. 234 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:37,240 Haven't those people suffered enough? 235 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,880 Hello. Do you speak English? 236 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,200 Good. I'm looking for my sister, Faith Fairfield. 237 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,860 I believe she's one of your... disciples? 238 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,480 Yeah? 239 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,480 Are you sure? 240 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,700 Okay, um, thank you. 241 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,460 They went to pick her up at the airport, but she wasn't on the plane. 242 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:04,260 So where is she? 243 00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:06,260 They don't know. 244 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:07,640 She's missing. 245 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,120 It's all my fault.