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Higher, Justin.

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I don't want splotches. I want to look
good for the Oscars. You're going to the

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Oscars? No, I'm watching them on TV.

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But you never know when they might cut
to you.

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What a beautiful day for a drive in a
1962 Cherry Red Mint Conditioning

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Convertible.

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40 watts at a time.

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Oh, hey, you know what would work even
better?

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Florida.

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Permanently.

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We're moving to Florida?

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Justin, you are going to love South
Beach.

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I just met the man of my dreams!

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Well, I didn't really meet him, but I
saw him. And I think he might have seen

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me, but I kind of hope he didn't,
because I totally hate my hair today.

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going to see him at school tomorrow, and
I don't know how to act.

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Well... And face. How should I act?

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Just be yourself.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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You can be yourself when you're alone.

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Find out what she likes and pretend to
be that.

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Sydney, do you know what makes a girl
attractive to a guy?

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Self -confidence.

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Just be who you are and he'll come to
you.

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Is that true, Aunt Faith?

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Listen to your mother, Sydney.

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Yes.

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And do you know what's great for self
-confidence?

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A nice tan!

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Justin!

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This job sucks.

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pen so we could write down Rachel
Stoltz's bonemer.

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Why do I listen to you? You're so out of
it. I am not out of it.

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I know how to get jiggly with it.

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Jiggly with it? I know the dealio.

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Your homeboy has got his groove going
with some hoochie mama.

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And now you're totally spazzing.

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What? Not whack enough?

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More MTV for you.

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So, here's the plan.

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We've got to get his attention.

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Let's see.

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Cornrows, a push -up bra, and a teacup
chihuahua.

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Listen,

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you might think I'm out of it, but I'm
the only one here in a successful

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relationship. If you call 17 years
sleeping with the same man successful,

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congratulations.

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How long do cornrows take because
everyone's meeting later tonight to

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Cutler Road?

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Ooh.

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I know what would get his attention.

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What if you cruised Cutler Road in a 62
mint -conditioned cherry red Impala

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convertible? No way.

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Oh, come on, Mom. I would look so hot in
that car. Jake would be all over me.

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Yeah, emotionally.

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Forget it. There is no way your dad is
going to let you drive his car.

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She's right.

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We'll have to seek it out. Hey, come on.
It was your idea.

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No, it wasn't. Please, Mom, please.

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Come on. Hope you promised her. No, I
didn't.

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All right.

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But it would be awfully jiggly of you.

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Remember, once down Cutler Road, then
pull over, and I'm driving straight

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Fine. But it's not very jiggly making
her cruise the boulevard with her mom.

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She only has a permit. She can't drive
alone.

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Don't worry, Sid. If we see Jake, we'll
duck.

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Sidney, slow down. Hands at ten and two.

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Always double -check your mirrors before
you make a turn. Mom!

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Your mother's right, Sydney.

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Driving is the only time when you can
see yourself in three mirrors at once.

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Oh, my God! I think that's him! Quick,
duck!

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Is it him?

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I don't know! I can't see! I'm ducking!
You're ducking?

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Oh, my God!

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Well, good luck with this.

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warn you, but you were hell -bent on
taking Charlie's car out.

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Me? It was Jackie O's idea.

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Whoa, easy there, Death Borado.

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At what point did I say wreck the car?

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What are we going to do? Daddy's going
to kill me.

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All right, look, I have a plan. This may
seem a little dramatic, but get me some

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oily rags and a pack of matches.

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You have fire insurance, right?

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We are not going to set Charlie's car on
fire.

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We're just going to...

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Tell Charlie the truth.

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The truth?

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What if the truth done anything for
anybody?

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This situation calls for lies. Nothing
but lies.

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It's okay, Faith.

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I'll just tell him it was my idea.

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Are you crazy?

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This was irresponsible, costly, and
potentially life -threatening. It reeks

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me. It's classic, Faith.

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What about me? I was the one driving. If
you tell him, he'll never let me get my

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license.

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Unless...

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You tell him you were driving.

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Oh!

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That little girl is all grown up.

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Hey, guys. What's going on?

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Nothing. What have you heard?

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I mean, I better go do my homework. I
love you, Daddy.

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That's so sweet. She hasn't said that in
months.

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She always says she loves you.

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No, I meant that she's doing her
homework.

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What are you doing home so early?

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Going for a drive.

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Such a beautiful afternoon. I canceled
my four o 'clock.

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What are you doing?

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I'm opening the key drawer.

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Why?

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Well, here's the crazy part.

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So I can get the keys.

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You can't do that. Why not?

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Because I'm in the mood.

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The mood? What mood?

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You know.

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The mood.

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Sour candy?

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No.

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I want you.

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Now.

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I suppose the car ride can wait.

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Why don't you just go upstairs?

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I'll meet you up there in a minute.

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And I'll stay here and clean the
kitchen.

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Get the yellow pages.

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Grand idea. Find a maid.

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No. A body shop for Charlie's car.

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What about the kitchen? Faith!

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Wait a minute.

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What's going on here?

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Sidney wants to study, Faith wants to
clean, and you want to... do it?

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Works for me. Come on, help us.

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like much, but I called around and this
is the only place in town that fixes

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classic cars.

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Good. Good.

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It's all good.

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What is with you? I just really enjoyed
my afternoon with Charlie.

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Snap out of it before I start making the
decision.

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Okay, I'm back.

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Whoa.

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The Fairfield sisters in the flesh.

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Dude, pinch me.

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Dude. Really?

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You're right, dude. Do me again.

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Excuse me.

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How do we know you?

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It's Ronnie and Donnie from high school.

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Go Wildcats.

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Hope, we were in your year.

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And then we were in your year.

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And now we're in class with your
daughter.

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Well, Ronnie is. I finally decided to
just drop out.

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Now I'm homeschooled.

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you again, Ronnie and Donnie.

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You know, we always had this fantasy in
high school that the Fairfield sisters

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and the Fuller brothers would go to the
prom together.

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Well, that would have been a hoot.

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Right, Faith?

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Yes, but that ship has sailed and thank
God we weren't on it.

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How fast can we fix our car?

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Two, three weeks tops.

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Two or three weeks? We were kind of
hoping for two or three hours.

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Well, you got a lot of customers ahead
of you.

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Well, is there anything at all we can do
to get you to move the Fairfield

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sisters to the front of the line?

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I can't believe we agreed to do

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this.

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This is the only way they would fix
Charlie's car by tomorrow.

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Besides, how hot do I look?

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I didn't want to go on a prom date.

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I'm a married woman.

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Oh, come on. It's one night out of our
lives. Then it'll be a dream come true

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for them.

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Besides, how bad could it be?

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So, who gets who?

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It's whom, dude.

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Sorry.

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Whom gets who?

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Whoa, check this place.

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If that Ronnie blows in my ear one more
time, I'm out of here. You mean Donnie.

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That's not Ronnie?

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00:11:31,370 --> 00:11:33,050
No. Look, it's easy.

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Rat tail Ronnie, dandruff Donnie.

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I can't believe we're doing this.

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Look, all we have to do is make it
through this one dinner, and Charlie's

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good as new.

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Fine, but let's just make it as fast as
possible. These guys are gross.

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So, ladies, any requests?

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Where no one can see it.

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I like the way you think, m 'lady.

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So... Mr. Wilkinson retired.

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Who? Shop teacher, three fingers, lazy
eye.

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We still party with him.

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What teachers do you party with?

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We're up.

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And that's a negativo on the couponos.

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Yeah. There you go.

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00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:45,470
So, would you like to start with some
antipasti or Uncle Venus?

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00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,040
think so.

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00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:12,560
No wonder she wanted a table in the
back.

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Quit!

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You know I didn't do anything.

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00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,360
Hey, whoever denied it supplied it.

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00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:28,540
Have we decided?

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Four pots of special in the check,
please.

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Okay, uh, four bottomless...

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We want bottom.

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Teeny bulls with tiny bottoms.

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00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:39,740
Don't you know that?

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Not like we're going to be here all
night. How much pasta could they

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eat?

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Faith. Faith.

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00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,440
Faith.

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What are you doing? I just want to get
Charlie's car fixed and go home.

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00:14:04,359 --> 00:14:05,359
Hey,

219
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,420
stay cool, Foxy.

220
00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:13,820
Oh, man,

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00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,600
why do all our dates end like this?

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00:14:40,829 --> 00:14:42,010
Dude, are you crying?

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00:14:44,290 --> 00:14:45,290
No.

224
00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:48,530
We need to go home.

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00:14:49,670 --> 00:14:51,710
Dude, pull it together. I'm about to
score.

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00:14:52,570 --> 00:14:53,590
You're not even close.

227
00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:56,270
He's not as far as you think.

228
00:14:58,630 --> 00:14:59,950
Look, I'm sorry.

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00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,870
I should have known you were way out of
my league.

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00:15:04,390 --> 00:15:06,990
I guess everyone in high school was
right about me.

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00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:16,070
That's not true. I think you're a really
great guy.

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You might want to consider a more
vigorous hygiene program.

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Perhaps not perming the mullet.

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00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:31,710
But other than that, I think you're a
real catch.

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It's just that I'm married.

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I understand.

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It was not meant to be.

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But could you do us one favor?

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Since we never, ever got to go to the
prom, how about one dance?

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00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:56,120
Well, I don't see any harm in one short,
preferably not too close, dance.

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00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,440
Sweet.

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00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,360
Commodore, you know the song.

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00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,660
Hey, kids, who's ready for some
bottomless pasta?

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00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,200
Noodle, baby!

245
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,420
Hey, check out the losers dancing.

246
00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:28,520
Isn't that guy in your class?

247
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,180
Ew, he's trying to take her bra off.

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00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,300
Next week, I wasn't going to ask you any
of this.

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00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:05,619
Listen, um, I can explain.

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00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:07,859
The truth is, we were kidnapped.

251
00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:10,660
No. Brainwashed. Enough. Okay, fine.

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00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,040
We are undercover cops, and we're about
to make the biggest thing of our life,

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00:17:15,099 --> 00:17:16,440
and you're totally blowing it for us.

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00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:17,800
Abort! Abort!

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00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:27,839
Charlie, um, I let Sidney drive your
car, and, um, we had a

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little fender bender.

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Fender, fender.

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But don't worry, don't worry.

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These guys said they'd fix it if we
agreed to go on a pretend date with

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How bad is it?

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It's actually not so bad.

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Ronnie's a really good kisser, and I
think that Donnie has a shot at hope if

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would just lighten up.

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Not the date, the car!

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I'm so sorry. What were you thinking? I
wasn't thinking.

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I want to...

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I wanted Sidney to think I was cool.

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And then Faith had this idea and... When
are you going to learn?

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When Faith has an idea, bad things
happen. Very, very bad things.

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Dudes, check it out. The horizontal.

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Sorry about that.

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Point taken.

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Besides...

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There is no greater waste of time than
trying to make your teenage daughter

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think you're cool.

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That's not true, Dad.

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The fact that you came out in public in
that dress, with that hair, just to

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save my butt, makes you pretty damn
cool.

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It's just a car.

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The important thing is no one was hurt.

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Can we go home now?

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How about a dance first?

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Charlie, I'd love to.

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Have her home by 11.

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And you can keep the other one.

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Well, she looks pretty good.

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Paint matches.

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Good chrome work.

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Same sweet pearl.

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And as a favor to me, they added a
little something special. Just flip that

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switch.