1 00:00:15,950 --> 00:00:16,950 Oh, my God. 2 00:00:17,170 --> 00:00:18,170 Oh, my God. 3 00:00:18,190 --> 00:00:19,190 I can't watch. 4 00:00:20,410 --> 00:00:21,410 What's happening? 5 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:23,290 Did she go in the room? 6 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:25,290 What was that? 7 00:00:27,510 --> 00:00:28,530 Is the killer there? 8 00:00:29,170 --> 00:00:30,170 He's there, isn't he? 9 00:00:30,590 --> 00:00:31,590 Isn't he? 10 00:00:32,409 --> 00:00:39,250 Hey, I was watching that. 11 00:00:42,350 --> 00:00:44,650 Oh, Sydney should be home soon. What time is it? 12 00:00:45,260 --> 00:00:46,260 It's almost 11. 13 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,140 Hey, remember how Mom would set an alarm clock so she wouldn't fall asleep 14 00:00:49,140 --> 00:00:51,560 before our curfew? She was so uptight. 15 00:00:56,520 --> 00:01:02,780 The brownies are ready. 16 00:01:03,020 --> 00:01:04,020 Ooh, brownies! 17 00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:08,200 Nice work. You got her into the kitchen. 18 00:01:08,780 --> 00:01:11,000 Another 3 ,000 miles and we're home free. 19 00:01:19,210 --> 00:01:20,210 It's the third degree. 20 00:01:20,910 --> 00:01:22,310 Penny, how was the movie? 21 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:25,930 It was awesome. It was me, Jenny, Steve, Vicki, and guess who? 22 00:01:26,950 --> 00:01:27,950 James! 23 00:01:28,410 --> 00:01:31,190 Come on, I'll tell you everything. 24 00:01:33,050 --> 00:01:36,410 I know she's a teenager and I'm just her mother and all, but it's not like I'm 25 00:01:36,410 --> 00:01:37,690 some uptight fuddy -duddy. 26 00:01:55,340 --> 00:02:00,400 But you know in the end we can laugh about it. We will know we can drive each 27 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,400 other crazy. 28 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:03,400 You know we don't have to worry. 29 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:07,600 We will live, we will laugh, and we'll love each other anyway. 30 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:09,380 La, la, la, la, la, la. 31 00:02:15,020 --> 00:02:16,260 Are Mom and Dad home? 32 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:18,880 Why? Do I need to get the hickey scarf again? 33 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:23,780 I failed my geography midterm and I have to get it signed. I'm so dead. 34 00:02:24,780 --> 00:02:29,260 Okay, first of all, this huge blue state, that's the ocean. 35 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:36,040 Look, I picked all the tomatoes from our garden. We don't have a garden. 36 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,900 So then that's not our jacuzzi either. 37 00:02:40,940 --> 00:02:44,980 Hey, Aunt Faith, can my teacher have your autograph? 38 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,920 Why, of course. Maybe now you'll get an A. 39 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,900 Sydney, an A is the letter that looks like a teepee. 40 00:03:02,090 --> 00:03:03,450 Come on, Faith. Hop in the box. 41 00:03:10,070 --> 00:03:12,690 Shanowski Summer Home. Summer home, summer not. 42 00:03:14,850 --> 00:03:17,950 James. Dad, give me the phone. James who? James Taylor? 43 00:03:18,270 --> 00:03:19,270 James Earl Jones? 44 00:03:19,550 --> 00:03:20,570 James and the Giant Peach? 45 00:03:20,910 --> 00:03:24,430 What do we know about this James, anyway? 46 00:03:24,690 --> 00:03:25,690 We know he's desperate. 47 00:03:27,390 --> 00:03:31,170 He's 17, just moved here from California, and he plays the guitar. 48 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:39,870 I don't like that we haven't met him. I've met him, and he's adorable. 49 00:03:40,510 --> 00:03:41,510 You met him? 50 00:03:41,650 --> 00:03:43,530 When? The other day, after school. 51 00:03:44,650 --> 00:03:49,390 Oh. Well, I just think any guy who's interested in a girl should at least 52 00:03:49,390 --> 00:03:51,750 introduce himself to her parent. I mean, if it's a gentleman. 53 00:03:52,050 --> 00:03:53,050 You're right. 54 00:03:53,530 --> 00:03:55,010 Oh, my God! 55 00:03:55,650 --> 00:03:56,810 It's my high school diploma! 56 00:03:57,670 --> 00:04:00,110 Oh, I'll never forget graduation day. 57 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:03,880 I was wearing my baby blue gown. It was so beautiful. And when they called my 58 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,940 name and crowned me queen... Faith, that was the prom. 59 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,360 You didn't go to your graduation. 60 00:04:10,740 --> 00:04:12,320 You were in Hollywood doing star search. 61 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:15,340 And let me tell you, that Ed McMahon sure is handsy. 62 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,720 Anyway, I may not have been there for the ceremony, but no one can take away 63 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:20,720 this. 64 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,240 Hey, my diploma. 65 00:04:24,340 --> 00:04:25,340 It's not in here. 66 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,100 Maybe it's just too embarrassed to come out. 67 00:04:34,030 --> 00:04:35,890 Attention all lactose intolerant students. 68 00:04:36,670 --> 00:04:39,710 Apparently, today's lunch special was not dairy -free. 69 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:45,530 Anyone experiencing bloating or gasp should report to nurse Faith Fairfield. 70 00:04:46,730 --> 00:04:47,730 Gloria Wright? 71 00:04:47,890 --> 00:04:52,270 Yes! I have to ask you, what was it like kissing Taylor Nash? 72 00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:53,870 On the show? 73 00:04:54,770 --> 00:04:56,330 Or in my dressing room? 74 00:04:58,150 --> 00:05:01,590 Faith seems to have misplaced her high school diploma, and we were wondering if 75 00:05:01,590 --> 00:05:02,529 you could get us a copy. 76 00:05:02,530 --> 00:05:03,499 Let me just... 77 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:05,920 Hop down to the basement. See what I can do. Thank you, Gloria. 78 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:07,740 Mrs. Konowski. 79 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:09,120 Oh, Mr. Lewis. 80 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,000 Hello. Welcome back. 81 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,340 So, how are things down under? 82 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,800 It's a rather personal question, isn't it? 83 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,960 No, I'm talking about your cruise to Australia. 84 00:05:23,420 --> 00:05:26,000 Sidney said that's why her aunt had to sign her failed midterm. 85 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,280 Sidney failed her midterm? 86 00:05:28,780 --> 00:05:31,300 And you signed it? No, I didn't. 87 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:33,620 Did I? 88 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,860 Hugs and kisses, as I recall. 89 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,320 Could you excuse us for a minute? 90 00:05:42,940 --> 00:05:46,900 Faith, I didn't know it was her midterm. She told me her teacher wanted my 91 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:47,900 autograph. I swear. 92 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,780 Sidney Shanowski, report to the principal's office immediately. 93 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:56,460 Don't look at me like that. 94 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:58,820 You're the one that went to Australia without me. 95 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,660 Not enough that you failed your midterm, but tricking your Aunt Faith into 96 00:06:15,660 --> 00:06:17,820 signing it? That was really very clever. 97 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,820 In a very bad way. 98 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:23,840 This is becoming a habit, young lady. 99 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,360 And it stops right now. 100 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:30,920 Sidney, you're grounded for one month. That means no telephones, no TV, and no 101 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,140 James. No James? 102 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:33,440 That's not fair! 103 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Aunt Faith! 104 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:37,000 Well, a month really is a very long time. 105 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:47,970 of time to think about what you've done wrong. 106 00:06:49,970 --> 00:06:50,970 Because? 107 00:06:52,650 --> 00:06:56,870 Because there are more important things in life than boys. 108 00:06:58,410 --> 00:06:59,410 Such as? 109 00:07:00,830 --> 00:07:01,830 Such as? 110 00:07:03,110 --> 00:07:04,110 Measuring textbooks. 111 00:07:06,110 --> 00:07:07,190 No, education. 112 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:08,750 Thank you. 113 00:07:08,810 --> 00:07:12,430 I'm just saying that because they want you to. That is not true, Sydney. 114 00:07:13,070 --> 00:07:14,630 You can have fun in life. 115 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:16,320 and still get an education. 116 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,320 And I have a little piece of paper to prove it. 117 00:07:20,820 --> 00:07:22,260 Honey, you gotta pick up your cues. 118 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:28,460 Actually, Miss Fairfield, you failed your 12th grade French final, so 119 00:07:28,460 --> 00:07:31,040 technically, you didn't graduate high school. 120 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,280 Okay, you got me. Where are the cameras? 121 00:07:46,930 --> 00:07:50,830 Aunt Faith is a high school dropout, and she became a famous soap star. 122 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:53,870 Who now sleeps in the twin bed next to you. 123 00:07:54,870 --> 00:08:00,190 Look, Sydney, your Aunt Faith might not have a diploma now, but that's going to 124 00:08:00,190 --> 00:08:01,190 change. 125 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,490 Because... I don't want to play anymore. 126 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:10,190 Because she's going to study her butt off and retake that French final and 127 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,190 graduate. 128 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:12,610 You are? 129 00:08:14,990 --> 00:08:17,020 Yes. Yes, I am. 130 00:08:18,020 --> 00:08:20,220 I don't care how long it takes. 131 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,240 I don't care what I have to do. 132 00:08:22,780 --> 00:08:24,880 But I will get my diploma, Sidney. 133 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:27,960 All right, Sidney, back to class. 134 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,580 Okay, what's it going to take to buy a diploma? 135 00:08:39,260 --> 00:08:40,260 Ah, 136 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:45,000 school, knowledge, academia. 137 00:08:46,570 --> 00:08:47,910 I'm very uncomfortable here. 138 00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:50,170 Come on. You'll be fine. 139 00:08:50,690 --> 00:08:52,590 Now, I have a PTA meeting at 5 o 'clock. 140 00:08:52,810 --> 00:08:54,670 I'll meet you in the house afterwards, okay? Okay. 141 00:08:54,970 --> 00:08:55,829 Aunt Faith! 142 00:08:55,830 --> 00:08:58,530 Hi! Oh, Mom, what are you doing here? 143 00:08:59,670 --> 00:09:03,390 Just taking your aunt to French class so she can pass that final and join the 144 00:09:03,390 --> 00:09:04,790 ranks of educated women. 145 00:09:05,270 --> 00:09:08,650 Yeah, right. It isn't enough you grounded me. You have to come spy on me, 146 00:09:09,350 --> 00:09:11,270 That's not true. Well, you don't have to. 147 00:09:11,470 --> 00:09:14,410 James and I have totally different schedules. I haven't seen or talked to 148 00:09:14,410 --> 00:09:15,410 since last Tuesday. 149 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:16,759 Way to go, Hope. 150 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,580 She missed their one -week anniversary. 151 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,760 That's the foundation for everything. 152 00:09:22,660 --> 00:09:27,400 When her schoolwork and attitude improve, she can see Jane. 153 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:29,620 You just don't want me to be happy. 154 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,340 How can you stand seeing her like that? 155 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:36,640 I have to do what's best for her. 156 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:43,020 Can't you come with me? You know how I hate to be the oldest person in a room. 157 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:48,820 Thank you. I mean Murphy. 158 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,680 It's pronounced Melfi. 159 00:09:52,820 --> 00:09:55,080 How do you pronounce Luzer? 160 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:03,380 Hey, hey, Count Dorkula, back here with the cool kids. 161 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,140 I like to be able to see the boards. 162 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:08,819 Hey, look. 163 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:09,820 It's James. 164 00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:11,260 Hi, James. 165 00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:12,580 Do you remember me? 166 00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:14,300 What am I saying? Of course he does. 167 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,920 And this is Sidney's mom, Hope. 168 00:10:17,210 --> 00:10:19,530 Miss Schanowski, it's so nice to meet you. 169 00:10:19,930 --> 00:10:24,190 I'm sorry if I distracted Sidney from her schoolwork, and I totally respect 170 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,190 decision to ground her. 171 00:10:25,230 --> 00:10:26,230 Glad to have your support. 172 00:10:27,010 --> 00:10:29,510 So, who's the girl you walked in with? 173 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:31,330 Oh, her? Just a friend. 174 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:33,730 My heart belongs to your daughter. 175 00:10:34,490 --> 00:10:35,490 Oh? 176 00:10:37,710 --> 00:10:38,710 Bonjour, class. 177 00:10:39,650 --> 00:10:41,490 I am the Fuhrer Garrett. 178 00:10:41,970 --> 00:10:43,590 Please take your seats. 179 00:10:44,150 --> 00:10:46,310 Madame Schanowski. 180 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,080 What did he say? 181 00:10:49,380 --> 00:10:52,800 Loosely translated, I'm just a snake who can't be trusted with your daughter. 182 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,660 Wow, he's like fluent. 183 00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:56,980 Excuse me, ladies. 184 00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:00,820 If you're through chit -chatting, perhaps we can begin. 185 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:02,359 Je m 'excuse. 186 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,280 Ah, parlez -vous français? 187 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:07,680 Oui, un petit peu. Je m 'appelle O. 188 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:12,940 Janowski. Mais ça fait longtemps que j 'ai... No one likes a show -off. 189 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,300 First up. 190 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:20,080 Let's review conjugating irregular verbs. 191 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:26,200 For example, the infinitive au revoir. 192 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:27,860 To want. 193 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,700 I want to get out of here. 194 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:36,640 Shh. I want to know where he got that tie. 195 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,740 Stop. We're trying to conjugate. 196 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,720 Look what I mean. 197 00:11:46,730 --> 00:11:48,310 It's a cootie catcher. Oh. 198 00:11:49,110 --> 00:11:50,110 Put it away. 199 00:11:50,150 --> 00:11:51,150 Come on. 200 00:11:51,350 --> 00:11:53,390 Don't you want to know who you're going to marry next? 201 00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:57,490 No. Could be David Cassidy. 202 00:11:59,590 --> 00:12:00,590 All right. 203 00:12:00,610 --> 00:12:01,610 Four. 204 00:12:03,270 --> 00:12:07,050 Is my teaching interrupting your talking? 205 00:12:07,990 --> 00:12:08,990 Sorry. 206 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,900 That means now. 207 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,320 I know. 208 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:44,580 Getting back to verb conjugation. 209 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:49,900 Let's begin by conjugating the verb in the first person. 210 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:56,860 Remember, class, when conjugating irregular verbs, it is important to 211 00:12:56,860 --> 00:13:00,740 remember the numerous exceptions to the rule. 212 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:11,520 No one will be home this afternoon. 213 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:14,520 Why don't you come over at 4 .30 for a little tête -à -tête? 214 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,280 Oh, Sidney, there you are. 215 00:13:30,570 --> 00:13:33,010 Hurry up. You've got to get ready. James won't be here any minute. 216 00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:34,309 James? Yeah. 217 00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:37,530 Are you serious? What about Mom? She won't be home for a while, and 20 quick 218 00:13:37,530 --> 00:13:39,250 make -out minutes isn't going to hurt anybody. 219 00:13:39,550 --> 00:13:40,550 You're so cool. 220 00:13:40,630 --> 00:13:42,830 Okay, but then you're going to have to study. 221 00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:43,689 I will. 222 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:44,269 I promise. 223 00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:45,270 Okay. 224 00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:47,410 What did I wear? 225 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,930 Well, you want him to love you for your mind. 226 00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:54,190 What? I'm kidding. Your good butt jeans and your pink midriff. 227 00:13:59,150 --> 00:14:00,150 Hi, James. 228 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,300 Come on in. 229 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:06,520 So, uh, we're all alone? 230 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:10,260 Yeah, everyone's gone, but we don't have much time. 20 minutes tops. 231 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,500 Oh, that's plenty. 232 00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:14,260 I just want to thank you for doing this. 233 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,020 It's my pleasure. 234 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,380 Can I get you something to drink? 235 00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:18,860 Got rock. 236 00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:22,640 Or water. Water's good. Is my skateboard okay out there? 237 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:24,840 You seem nervous. 238 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:26,260 No, I'm not nervous. 239 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:27,900 It's just that, uh... 240 00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:29,350 Has the 20 minutes started yet? 241 00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:34,530 You are so cute. Now listen, I want you to make the most of it because this may 242 00:14:34,530 --> 00:14:35,930 be your only chance to do this. 243 00:14:36,430 --> 00:14:38,530 But if it goes well, can we do it again? 244 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:43,550 Don't get greedy, mister. You should consider yourself pretty lucky. 245 00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:46,650 Oh, believe me, I do. 246 00:14:47,090 --> 00:14:49,050 This is like the greatest day of my life. 247 00:14:49,730 --> 00:14:52,390 Listen, why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll put on some music. 248 00:14:52,690 --> 00:14:54,950 Okay. You know, I don't want you to get the wrong idea. 249 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,600 I really don't like sneaking around like this. 250 00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:03,060 But I figure... Once is not gonna hurt anybody, you know. 251 00:15:03,980 --> 00:15:06,600 So do you sleep with a lot of high school kids, or... What? 252 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:12,860 What are you doing? You said we only had 20 minutes, so... 253 00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:28,630 No, I can't. 254 00:15:29,390 --> 00:15:30,630 What are you doing? 255 00:15:30,950 --> 00:15:33,650 Your aunt passed me a note. She said she wanted me to come over for a ten -a 256 00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:34,670 -ten. A ten -a -ten? 257 00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:36,750 Not with me. With Cindy. 258 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,110 With Cindy? 259 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,630 How could you do this? How could I not? 260 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,080 What'd you break? 261 00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:09,120 Nothing. Can't a girl be thrilled to see her favorite brother -in -law? 262 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,640 Oh, no, not the car. 263 00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:13,920 Hi, honey. Hi, Daddy. 264 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:15,880 Okay, what's going on? Nothing. 265 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Oh, 266 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:18,899 my God. 267 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:23,300 What? I just realized. I forgot to get parsley for dinner tonight. 268 00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:27,380 You're having parsley for dinner? 269 00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:29,780 Yes, and you have to go get some right now. 270 00:16:32,010 --> 00:16:33,390 And make sure you get the pressure. Stop. 271 00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:37,850 Something's going on here. 272 00:16:41,490 --> 00:16:42,510 What makes you think that? 273 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:46,070 Well, for starters, you and your sister appear to be on the same side. 274 00:16:46,910 --> 00:16:49,990 Last time that happened, I had to sit through the divine secrets of the ya -ya 275 00:16:49,990 --> 00:16:50,990 sisterhood. 276 00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:56,670 Okay, but you have to promise not to get upset. Just tell me what's going on. 277 00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:58,370 We all just got our periods. 278 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:08,180 Parsley it is. 279 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:13,700 Go to your room. 280 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,280 Not you. 281 00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:17,560 You. Mom! 282 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,079 Now! 283 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:33,100 Give me one good reason I don't throw you out of my house right now. Because 284 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:33,819 your sister. 285 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:34,860 And you love me. 286 00:17:40,270 --> 00:17:44,310 when you were Sidney's age, and you're still doing it. You were right. I was 287 00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:45,910 wrong. That boy is a snake. 288 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:48,230 That boy is not the problem. 289 00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:49,430 You are. 290 00:17:49,950 --> 00:17:54,110 Ever since you moved in, Sidney's attitude has changed, her grades have 291 00:17:54,110 --> 00:17:55,730 down, and it's all because of you. 292 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,590 You're just as immature as she is. Why? 293 00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:01,870 Because I can relate to Sidney? 294 00:18:02,230 --> 00:18:04,290 Because when she talks, I listen? 295 00:18:05,990 --> 00:18:06,990 You're just jealous. 296 00:18:08,990 --> 00:18:09,990 You're right. 297 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,400 I am jealous. 298 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:17,740 Don't you think I'd like to go shopping with her and talk about boys and be 299 00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:18,740 cool? 300 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,300 But I'm her mother, not her best friend. 301 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,160 It's my job to protect her. 302 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,040 But I need your help. 303 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,960 You're not just her cool aunt. 304 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,960 You're like another parent to her. 305 00:18:41,169 --> 00:18:42,169 Yes. 306 00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:44,850 And you have to start thinking like one. 307 00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:48,170 I never thought of it like that before. 308 00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:51,050 I'm a parent. 309 00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:56,970 No snacks before bed. 310 00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:03,050 Put your seatbelt on, young lady. I don't care how fat you think you look. 311 00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:04,070 You're going to school. 312 00:19:07,070 --> 00:19:08,290 I can do this. 313 00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:10,170 I know you can. 314 00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:14,270 Because you love Sidney just as much as we do. 315 00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:16,690 That's true. 316 00:19:16,850 --> 00:19:20,590 And I want... Excuse me. 317 00:19:21,430 --> 00:19:27,210 I... To be a good example. 318 00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:32,930 So I'm going to go to the library with my French books and study so I can pass 319 00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:34,730 my exam and get my diploma. 320 00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:37,510 Thank you. 321 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,600 Button up, it's cold out there. 322 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:44,480 No running with a fork in your mouth. 323 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,620 What do we say about tattoos? 324 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,960 No boys' names unless you're sure it's love. 325 00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:21,330 You okay? 326 00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:22,490 I guess. 327 00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:24,510 I sent James home. 328 00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:26,210 Whatever. 329 00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:27,910 Without his clothes. 330 00:20:33,090 --> 00:20:34,090 Now look.