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It was Aunt Faith's idea.

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Come on, Hope. It was a joke.

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Seeing my daughter's stomach explode is
not funny.

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Oh, yeah? And how come I peed in my
pants?

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Those are my pants.

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Correction, your pants.

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And your underpants.

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And a couple of drops in your running
shoes.

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Oh, that's a great vest.

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And I really like that pin. What is
that, a pumpkin?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a pumpkin.

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Look.

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Lights up.

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That is just neato, Mom. Hey, maybe I
could wear that to Vanessa's party

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tomorrow night.

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Oh, sure, that'd be... Wait a minute.

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You can't go to any party. You're
grounded.

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But you can wear it to school today if
you like.

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Pass.

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Mrs. Racket invited us to a party.

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Crazy Mrs.

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Racket? You're kidding. Let me see that.

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Who's Mrs. Racket? This nutty woman who
lived down the street from us when we

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were kids. She lived in this spooky old
house, and she always wore a new coat

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whenever somebody's dog went missing.

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Oh, wait a minute. That was 101
Dalmatians.

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Your aunt tortured this poor woman. Ding
-dong ditch, prank phone call.

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Hey, you helped me TP her elm tree that
one Halloween.

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We used 50 rolls.

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Really?

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Too fly.

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Well, we have to go to the party.

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I mean, she's all alone. She probably
doesn't have any friends.

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All right. I suppose we could stop by
for one poison apple.

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And hope. I promise, no more pranks.

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And it was wrong of me to use one of the
kids.

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Swear.

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Swear. Oh.

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And I got up extra early this morning
and went to Zinman's Bakeries for those

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pumpkin cookies that you love.

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Nice face, but I'm not falling for it.

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Work for me.

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She really went all out for Halloween.

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I want to try.

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Hello. Hope Schnowski and Faith
Fairfield.

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We're here for all the party fun.

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I'll alert the mistress you have
arrived.

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He was probably very nice when he was
alive.

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This place looks a lot spookier than I
thought it'd be, huh?

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Hey, handsome.

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My, what a long sword you have.

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Smells like old lady.

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Old lady cooking cabbage.

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Old, rotting, baggy -skinned lady
cooking cabbage in her stinking

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Jimmy Chongan.

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Mrs. Racket, we didn't see you there,
sitting in the dark with your back to

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And my stinking underpants.

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You thought we were talking about your
underpants.

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No, no.

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We were talking about Hope's underpants.

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Woo!

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So anyway, I guess we're the first ones
here.

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And the last. No one else was invited.

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So, we were just saying how wonderful
your Halloween decorations are.

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Is it Halloween?

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Oh, dear, I've been so distracted since
my favorite cat died.

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Oh, I'm so sorry. Yes, well, at least I
still have Medusa.

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Want to hold her?

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Oh, yes.

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She's so soft.

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Yes, I had her stuffed with down.

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I'm more of a dead dog person.

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Come on, Justin.

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Let's go get one million pieces of
candy.

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Make that one billion pieces of candy.

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Come on, Haley. It's your last chance to
join us. I don't know how you people

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can run around filling your bags with
candy when millions of people are

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in the world.

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Good times, Haley.

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Besides, Edwin's coming over. He just
got the new edition of Ultimate Brain

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Banger. This is Candyman.

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Do you read me, Candy Lad?

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Roger that, Candyman. Let's go get some
candy.

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Roger that.

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Behave, baby.

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All right.

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Let's get this straight.

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The living room is mine. You can hang
out in the kitchen with Nerdy McLoser.

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Edwin is not a loser.

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He's president of the Geography Club and
student council sergeant at arm.

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Stop. I'm getting hot.

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Oh, Edwin.

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I didn't realize brain bangers with a
black tie affair.

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No, it's not really a tuxedo.

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It's a T -shirt.

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Hey, I forgot your game. Oh, hi.

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Hi.

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I'm Henry, Edwin's brother.

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I love this kid.

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I didn't even think you knew my name.

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Are you kidding? I know your name as
well as I know the fact that I'm not

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currently seeing anyone.

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So, we were surprised, pleasantly
surprised, to get your invitation.

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We haven't thought about you in years.

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Really? I think about you.

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Every day.

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See, Hope, told you she was a fan of the
soap.

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Oh, no, I don't have a TV. Not since my
husband departed.

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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

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Yes, it was 20 years ago this very
Halloween.

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Some neighborhood kids toilet papered
our house.

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They must have used 50 rolls.

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Two -ply.

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Anyway, he was up on the ladder trying
to take it off our old elm tree.

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And that's when he fell.

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On your TV?

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No, on his hip. He died from a broken
hip?

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Oh, no. He didn't die. He ran off with
the nurse from the hospital.

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Oh, that is so romantic.

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For you, of course.

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My point is that if those neighborhood
kids, whoever they might have been,

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hadn't toilet papered our house, my life
might not have been so empty.

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Aw, don't say that.

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Your life seems full.

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You're obviously a party person.

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With a suit of armor.

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And a cat that will never run away.

128
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what my sister's trying to say is that
we've had a lovely time, but if we don't

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go now, we'll never want to leave.

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Okay.

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For one drink.

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Name your poison.

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Arsenic. No.

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No, no.

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Cyanide.

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It's hard to say. I like them both.

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We'll just have whatever you're
drinking.

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The woman carries around a dead cat. Can
you imagine what she doesn't want us to

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see?

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Door's locked.

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Probably her torture chamber.

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I feel terrible. I can't believe you
talked me into TPing her house.

143
00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:06,990
Do you think she knows that we ruined
her life?

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00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,630
Don't be so paranoid. There's no way she
knows it was us.

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00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:37,400
you never told me you have an older
brother.

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This is the first time you've ever
spoken to me.

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Well, that's because I'm shy.

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Well, I should get going.

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Okay, see you later. Wait!

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How did this picture of me in a bikini
get down here?

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Wow.

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I know, right?

153
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,860
It's a beautiful sunset.

154
00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,560
So, I'll pick you up at ten, all right?

155
00:11:09,170 --> 00:11:13,230
We're all going to play that brain
banger game, and we need four to play.

156
00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:15,369
Welcome, can I play?

157
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,510
Yeah, sure. Okay, great.

158
00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:18,530
Where are you going? I'll get my
girlfriend.

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00:11:18,810 --> 00:11:19,810
She's out in the car.

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00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:27,090
If she's pretty, you're dead, Edwin.

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00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:50,160
before you go to living every day like
it's your life.

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Oh.

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Oh, dear.

164
00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:03,920
Okie dokie. Well, we've got to...

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messing up my hair.

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00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:37,150
But, Miss Racket, the prank's over. What
are you doing?

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You girls have tortured me for years.

168
00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:19,140
the kids meet at the co -ed scouting
jamboree i'm a girl scout and henry just

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made eagle scout you know i can't be a
boy scout because i'm allergic to grass

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bees and 11 kinds of bark so you guys

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are a scouting couple do they have a
special name for scouts who date trail

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mixers trail mixers that is so adorable

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00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:48,770
Can you be a scout before you just start
to feel ridiculous?

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00:14:51,130 --> 00:14:53,810
Sydney, will you help me with something
in the kitchen?

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We'll be right back.

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Scout's honor.

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00:15:02,810 --> 00:15:04,850
What is wrong with you?

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00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:06,830
Nothing. We're just having fun.

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00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:11,110
You just can't stand it that there's a
guy who isn't interested in you.

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00:15:11,470 --> 00:15:15,810
Oh, please. He is so interested in me,
he can't take his eyes off of me.

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00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:17,089
Nobody can.

182
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,530
You're acting like an idiot.

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00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:24,670
Hayley, it's a little thing called the
art of seduction, okay? Now you just

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watch and learn.

185
00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:31,630
Um, where's your brother?

186
00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:33,150
Oh, they left.

187
00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:36,970
So, who wants to be quiz master?

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You go ahead, Sydney.

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I'll just watch and learn.

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00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:46,130
when there's a bee on you.

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Faith, I'm sorry.

192
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I had no idea she was really crazy.

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What are we going to do?

194
00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:01,530
I don't know.

195
00:16:01,630 --> 00:16:05,010
The last time I was shackled by my wrist
to a wall, all I had to say was,

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00:16:05,070 --> 00:16:06,770
Senator, you're a bad...

197
00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:21,770
Well, now, is there anything you'd like
to say before?

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00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:23,390
Before what?

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00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,450
I kill you.

200
00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:28,590
All right, Mrs. Rackett, you've made
your point.

201
00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:33,170
And we're sorry, but you're not really
crazy enough to kill us because 20 years

202
00:16:33,170 --> 00:16:34,410
ago we TP'd your house.

203
00:16:36,410 --> 00:16:38,010
I have something I'd like to say.

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00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:40,870
Age before beauty, so kill hope first.

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00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:44,590
This is for my long...

206
00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:19,859
for that again. I mean it!

207
00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:21,980
Oh, wait, let me guess. Mrs.

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00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,220
Racket is behind me with an axe in her
hand.

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00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:10,120
you shouldn't leave it on the top shelf
of your closet, underneath those four

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00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,960
blankets, and inside that lockbox.

211
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,140
Cornelia, why did you double -cross me?

212
00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:20,560
A chance to act with Faith Fairfield.

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00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:23,020
I mean, she has a daytime Emmy.

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00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,760
And plus, she threw in these sneakers.

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00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,240
Those are mine.

216
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,139
Don't worry.

217
00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:33,280
They're the ones I peed in.

218
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:27,270
Edwin said he left his inhaler. Said it
was on the coffee table.

219
00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:29,190
Really?

220
00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:31,090
Well, uh, come on in.

221
00:19:32,990 --> 00:19:38,150
Oh, gee, that's... That's strange, you
know? I don't see it there anywhere.

222
00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:41,750
Are you sure that's what you came
looking for?

223
00:19:45,330 --> 00:19:46,330
What do you mean?

224
00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:48,930
Look, we both know there's no inhaler.

225
00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:51,030
You just came back to see me.

226
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:52,650
So...

227
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,280
Why don't I just make this a little less
awkward for you?

228
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:57,840
Hey, Henry.

229
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,040
Here's Edwin's inhaler.

230
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,320
You know what?

231
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,920
Why don't I make this a little less
awkward for you?

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00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:10,920
Good night.

233
00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:14,840
What was that about?

234
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,920
That guy is so into me.

235
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,149
I can't.

236
00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:38,890
Every night of my life, I still look in
the closet and check under the bed.

237
00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:41,470
You do?

238
00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:44,490
Yeah. And I've been around three times.

239
00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:49,390
Why? I just like being dizzy.

240
00:20:51,470 --> 00:20:53,850
Look, I scared you. You scared me.

241
00:20:54,730 --> 00:20:56,990
Let's make a pact to never scare each
other again.

242
00:20:58,150 --> 00:20:59,150
What do you think?

243
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:02,250
All right.

244
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:05,730
Oh,

245
00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:14,190
turn out the lights and lock

246
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,390
the door. The seven dwarfs are after my
candy.

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00:21:17,970 --> 00:21:19,810
And that dopey is a kicker.