1 00:00:01,150 --> 00:00:04,510 Okay, now hold this down and be careful. If those two wires touch, you can get a 2 00:00:04,510 --> 00:00:05,510 nasty shock. 3 00:00:05,530 --> 00:00:06,590 Ben? Yo. 4 00:00:06,850 --> 00:00:08,230 Hold this down for me. Sure. 5 00:00:11,650 --> 00:00:12,850 Ah! Got it! 6 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:17,430 Yeah! All right. All right. Look at this. One cable, three sets, different 7 00:00:17,430 --> 00:00:18,770 channels. Luke, you're a genius. 8 00:00:19,450 --> 00:00:21,910 Is it just me, or does this room taste like tinfoil? 9 00:00:23,350 --> 00:00:27,520 Oh, I'm so... I'm so excited I finally get to get away with your father. Two 10 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:30,860 glorious days of dancing and gazing at the stars. 11 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:34,800 I thought you were reviewing this old folks resort for your consumer column. 12 00:00:35,060 --> 00:00:39,400 Yeah, and why are you dragging Dad along, Mom? It is not an old folks 13 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,060 and I know your father is just as excited as I am. 14 00:00:46,420 --> 00:00:50,480 Somebody just cover me with dirt and put me out of my misery. 15 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:55,980 and let's just finish getting you packed, and we'll talk about it on the 16 00:00:55,980 --> 00:00:56,879 the cat school. 17 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:00,120 Oh, this isn't the weekend for that old folks resort, is it? 18 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:05,700 Jason, it is not an old folks resort. They cater to the over -40 crowd. 19 00:01:05,980 --> 00:01:07,080 Well, make up your mind, Mom. 20 00:01:09,780 --> 00:01:12,580 Jason, they said if we get there early enough, they'll give us one of their 21 00:01:12,580 --> 00:01:13,580 honeymoon suites. 22 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:16,340 They have honeymoon suites at the old folks place? 23 00:01:18,220 --> 00:01:20,880 What, do they give you a complimentary magnum of Geritol? 24 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:25,800 Honey, I'm sorry. 25 00:01:26,060 --> 00:01:30,400 It's just that I'm so tired I can hardly wait to hit the road. 26 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:31,760 I'll get you back. 27 00:01:32,980 --> 00:01:35,100 How come you guys are watching three TVs? 28 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,520 Dad, Dad, listen to this. 29 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:37,980 Carol's gone to school, right? 30 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:41,740 Chrissy's going to the Henderson's for the weekend. And Luke, Ben, and I are 31 00:01:41,740 --> 00:01:45,960 going to live on this couch for two days of nonstop sports, greasy food, and all 32 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:47,180 -around knucklehead guy stuff. 33 00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:49,220 Knucklehead guy stuff? 34 00:01:51,050 --> 00:01:53,810 It's too bad you can't stay with us. I mean, nothing could ruin this perfect 35 00:01:53,810 --> 00:01:54,970 weekend. Hello? 36 00:01:55,510 --> 00:01:57,710 Yeah. Carol, what are you doing here? 37 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:02,370 Fran set fire to our dorm room with her butane curling iron. All right, I got 38 00:02:02,370 --> 00:02:04,890 chips, Slim Jims, pork rinds, and spray cheese. 39 00:02:05,310 --> 00:02:07,270 Ah! What are you doing here? 40 00:02:09,150 --> 00:02:12,710 Okay, Jason, I left your suitcase open upstairs. Just throw in your dancing 41 00:02:12,710 --> 00:02:13,710 shoes and let's go. 42 00:02:13,930 --> 00:02:17,970 Honey, just hypothetically speaking, what do you think would happen if I said 43 00:02:17,970 --> 00:02:19,530 don't really want to go with you this weekend? 44 00:02:20,859 --> 00:02:24,400 Well, hypothetically speaking, we could fit a bed in the basement. 45 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,660 Good thing that was a hypothetical question. 46 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:34,520 Jason, are you coming because you want to, or are you just being nice to me? 47 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,740 Honey, come on. We've been married for 23 years. 48 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,760 We don't have to be nice to each other. 49 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,220 Jason, why don't you just stay home? 50 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:44,520 All right. 51 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:46,520 I mean, all right. 52 00:02:49,230 --> 00:02:52,070 Dad, you don't want Mom to make that long trip all by herself, do you? 53 00:02:52,410 --> 00:02:53,410 Don't help me here, Mike. 54 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:57,610 No, but she can take Carol. What? Please, please, please, please, please. 55 00:02:58,730 --> 00:03:01,090 Oh, come on, Carol. What do you say? You want to keep your old mom company? 56 00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:03,230 Well, gee, Mom, I really have a lot of homework. 57 00:03:03,710 --> 00:03:07,510 Oh, well, then, sure, Carol, stay with us. We'll stuff our faces together. 58 00:03:07,510 --> 00:03:10,250 watch three TVs and do our version of The Wave. 59 00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:38,279 Greek weekend? 60 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:40,600 Well, that's why everybody's so young and healthy. 61 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:44,600 With Pepsi to park a Toyota on. 62 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:51,700 You know, I usually respond to the come -hither vibes of younger babes, but in 63 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:56,540 your case, I have made an exception, and hither I came. 64 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,240 Shouldn't you be digesting a small rodent? 65 00:05:01,980 --> 00:05:06,120 See, babe, I've got it, and I would like to share it. 66 00:05:06,510 --> 00:05:07,510 With you. 67 00:05:08,030 --> 00:05:12,290 How would you like to walk away before I slam it in a window? 68 00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:15,390 You're kinky. 69 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:17,350 You're a naughty girl. 70 00:05:17,610 --> 00:05:21,210 Five, four. Okay, okay. But I'm the only one here who's almost your age. 71 00:05:21,410 --> 00:05:24,170 See me now or see me later. 72 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:31,150 Great. I've just been insulted by a walking oil slick. 73 00:05:32,830 --> 00:05:35,850 Malcolm, I wish I'd known you were dragging me to a meat market. 74 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,940 Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart. I hope this doesn't disturb your studying. 75 00:05:39,180 --> 00:05:40,180 Forget studying. 76 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:42,060 I left all my spandex at home. 77 00:05:46,860 --> 00:05:47,860 Yes! 78 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,900 Doesn't get any better than this, boys. 79 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:56,400 Now, here's to good friends. Today is kind of special. 80 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:11,780 Get your mom, Dad. Hey, listen, just a second. You know that I love your mother 81 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:14,140 very much, and I cherish the time we spend together. 82 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:17,680 And I think we can all agree this place is a little empty without her. 83 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:25,160 So, what time are the Jamaican bobsled trials? 84 00:06:25,540 --> 00:06:27,180 Let's go to Big Boy! Big Boy! 85 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:29,300 Okay. 86 00:06:29,580 --> 00:06:33,160 They're in a half hour. Then we have to choose between the Wahine Bikini Contest 87 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,420 and Flycasting with Earl. 88 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,880 Wait a minute. Have Earl get on there. 89 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,120 Yes, my boys, this is the life. 90 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,840 I ordered five more pizzas. 91 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,160 Excellent! 92 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:47,540 Hello. 93 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,940 Dr. Seaver, I'm Nurse Rogers from Greenway Elementary. 94 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,400 Hello, sweetheart. What are you doing home? You're supposed to be at the 95 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:57,240 Henderson's. How is my little baby? She's got lice. 96 00:06:57,540 --> 00:06:58,540 Okay. 97 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,320 Lice? 98 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:06,820 Ridiculous humanist capitalist, Dr. Seaver, otherwise known as good old 99 00:07:06,820 --> 00:07:11,800 -fashioned... Oh, no, no, that can't be. That's impossible. We keep an 100 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,420 immaculate house around here. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 101 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:20,720 Most of the time. She got it from another child in her class. It happens 102 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:25,500 finest schools, I assure you. There's absolutely no shame involved in this. 103 00:07:25,580 --> 00:07:28,440 Shame? No, no, certainly not at all. Get out! 104 00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:34,040 Now, this does not have to be a serious problem. 105 00:07:36,410 --> 00:07:38,210 Yes, all right. Have a nice weekend. 106 00:07:39,570 --> 00:07:41,670 Daddy, am I going to be all right? 107 00:07:42,290 --> 00:07:44,750 Yes, come on. I'm going to take good care of you. 108 00:07:45,190 --> 00:07:46,590 Here, Mike, what does it say to do? 109 00:07:46,990 --> 00:07:53,710 Um, well, we have to wash your head with a special light shampoo and pick out 110 00:07:53,710 --> 00:07:58,210 every single light tag off every strand of hair, vacuum the furniture, scrub the 111 00:07:58,210 --> 00:08:02,430 floors, strip the beds, wash the sheets, stick your stuffed animals in plastic 112 00:08:02,430 --> 00:08:05,370 bags. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mike, start over. What do we do first? 113 00:08:05,930 --> 00:08:07,070 Kiss our weekend goodbye. 114 00:08:09,810 --> 00:08:12,630 Waiter, could you tell us if there's anything special going on this weekend? 115 00:08:12,790 --> 00:08:15,850 Well, I heard some stockbrokers are going to drink as much beer as they can 116 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:17,650 then burp the 1812 overture. 117 00:08:19,810 --> 00:08:23,050 We were thinking more along the lines of organized activities. 118 00:08:23,890 --> 00:08:26,530 Oh, well, there's the big dance tomorrow night. 119 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:28,470 Well, 120 00:08:28,710 --> 00:08:30,450 it's just as well your father's not here. 121 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:34,720 There was a time when he used to do the hustle until his bell bottoms rang. 122 00:08:36,860 --> 00:08:39,580 They called him Saturday Night Seaver. 123 00:08:41,460 --> 00:08:44,020 Now the only time he picks up his feet is when I vacuum. 124 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:48,740 There's a young man over there that's looking at you. 125 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,820 I hate it when guys do this. 126 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,100 Come on, Mom. Which one? Which one? 127 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:56,880 The one in the blue turtleneck? 128 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,070 And he's definitely interested. 129 00:08:59,430 --> 00:09:00,309 Okay, Mom. 130 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:05,190 Let's say he's actually interested. He takes me out, and I have the time of my 131 00:09:05,190 --> 00:09:09,590 life. In two weeks, I'll be sitting by the phone, power -eating nachos seasoned 132 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,430 only by the salt of my tears. 133 00:09:12,130 --> 00:09:14,890 Hi, I'm Brad. Buzz off, guzzbucket! 134 00:09:15,190 --> 00:09:17,510 Oh, no, she's joking. 135 00:09:17,810 --> 00:09:19,870 Oh. Are you sisters? 136 00:09:21,170 --> 00:09:22,830 I bet you're the older one. 137 00:09:23,690 --> 00:09:25,430 Not older, more beautiful. 138 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,940 Not that you're not beautiful. It's just that, well, she's blonde. 139 00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:30,740 If it's real. 140 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,080 I think it is. 141 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:36,100 If you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to go back to my room and re -spool my 142 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:37,100 floss. 143 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:39,920 He doesn't get out much. 144 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,160 Look, maybe this is a bad time. 145 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:44,780 We'll, uh, catch you later? 146 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:46,880 Maybe, maybe not. 147 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:48,380 We'll see. 148 00:09:49,940 --> 00:09:51,020 I want him. 149 00:10:09,070 --> 00:10:10,550 kind of machine that can only insult you. 150 00:10:11,050 --> 00:10:13,090 Excellent base. You are amazing. 151 00:10:14,870 --> 00:10:15,870 Hey, cupcakes. 152 00:10:16,130 --> 00:10:19,310 You look a little winded. I'd like some mouth -to -mouth. 153 00:10:20,110 --> 00:10:23,130 If you don't leave me alone, I'll have you arrested. 154 00:10:24,070 --> 00:10:27,090 Cut me, frisk me, make me scream. 155 00:10:38,540 --> 00:10:41,000 I got about ten seconds before I feel that. 156 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:46,720 So, I'm going to leave secure in the knowledge you dig me. 157 00:10:49,340 --> 00:10:51,120 So, Mom, you want to try the rowing machine? 158 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,340 I'll try anything that doesn't talk. 159 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:57,800 I never realized how fun it was to build up a good, clean sweat. 160 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,460 Oh, my gosh. It's Brad. 161 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:01,700 I reek. I'm disgusting. 162 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,160 Maybe if I ignore him, he won't notice me. 163 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:06,600 Carol, right? 164 00:11:06,940 --> 00:11:07,940 Remember me? 165 00:11:08,490 --> 00:11:09,490 The scuzz bucket? 166 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:11,570 Oh, I'm sorry. 167 00:11:12,090 --> 00:11:16,430 It's just that, well, I had you confused with every other guy I've ever met. 168 00:11:17,330 --> 00:11:18,510 Spot me on some lapis? 169 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,330 I'd love to. 170 00:11:22,150 --> 00:11:23,570 Hi, my name's Dwight. 171 00:11:25,930 --> 00:11:26,930 I'm Maggie. 172 00:11:27,390 --> 00:11:31,250 Just wanted to apologize for yesterday. I get kind of tongue -tied around women. 173 00:11:31,610 --> 00:11:32,690 Usually young women. 174 00:11:33,070 --> 00:11:34,490 I mean, not that you're old. 175 00:11:34,790 --> 00:11:36,850 I mean, you're pretty old. 176 00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:43,770 You're pretty and old. Dwight, have we gotten to the apology part yet? 177 00:11:44,030 --> 00:11:45,030 I'm sorry. 178 00:11:46,550 --> 00:11:48,010 So are you with your husband? 179 00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:52,030 No, it's just this girl, footloose and fancy free. 180 00:11:52,690 --> 00:11:53,690 Groovy. 181 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:57,050 Tommy, are you mad at me? 182 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,170 No, why would you say that, sweetheart? 183 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,050 Because you're making the same noise as you do when you pay a bill. 184 00:12:04,670 --> 00:12:06,350 Okay, I hate doing that. 185 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:10,540 But I love you, and when we love somebody, we'll do anything for them, 186 00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:15,000 lice eggs out of their hair, help them with their homework, go places we don't 187 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:19,520 want to go, do things we don't want to do, like dancing. 188 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:21,860 You want to dance? 189 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,000 Great, I got my Muppets record! 190 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:27,340 No, no, no, wait, wait. Come here, sweetheart. Maybe later. 191 00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:29,860 I still got a few more hairs to cover. 192 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:33,600 How many hairs do I have, Daddy? You have billions and billions. 193 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:40,020 I figure we've got about 40 loads of laundry left to do. Well, only 10 if we 194 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,920 soak Carol's stuff in kerosene and torch it. 195 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,840 Isn't Ben supposed to be helping you guys? 196 00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:46,980 Oh, he's upstairs doing research. 197 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,620 He says he's trying to get into the head of a louse. 198 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,320 Yeah, should be a comfortable fit. 199 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,880 Hey, Ben, come on down here. We need you. 200 00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:59,560 Dad, I've got some very powerful information that's going to save us a 201 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,940 work. What's that? 202 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:05,390 Whale. Platypuses and armadillos don't get lice. 203 00:13:06,670 --> 00:13:09,950 I want you to put that book down and back away slowly. 204 00:13:12,090 --> 00:13:13,690 What is the big deal? 205 00:13:13,970 --> 00:13:17,010 Come on, this is an itty -bitty bug, and we're turning the house upside down. 206 00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:19,150 If it was tarantulas, okay. 207 00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:22,150 Cobras? I'm right there with you. 208 00:13:22,430 --> 00:13:27,410 We were talking about lice. So they make you itch. I've been itching my whole 209 00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:29,950 life. There's nothing to brag about, Ben. 210 00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:34,470 Yeah, look, let me give it a shot. I speak Ben. 211 00:13:36,670 --> 00:13:37,549 Now, listen. 212 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:41,870 Let's just say that one of these eggs hatches in this house, and just one of 213 00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:45,610 these little cooties jumps into your hair. We are talking lice capades. 214 00:13:47,010 --> 00:13:49,630 All right, then pretty soon people start calling you cootie head. 215 00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:53,550 I've been called worse. And then you get sent home from school. Great, vacation. 216 00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:56,430 And no girl will ever date you. 217 00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:02,110 I want these lights found, and I want them dead. 218 00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:09,370 Thanks for sitting in with us, Mom. 219 00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:13,830 I mean, Brad and I just wanted to dance, and we're stuck with Dwight, and I'm 220 00:14:13,830 --> 00:14:17,230 stuck with... Well, you don't have anybody else either. 221 00:14:17,770 --> 00:14:20,790 I hope everybody understands that I am just here to eat. 222 00:14:21,850 --> 00:14:22,850 Evening, ladies. 223 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,130 Hi, Brad. 224 00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:26,590 I picked these out especially for you. 225 00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:28,510 Oh, Mom. 226 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,660 Have you ever seen such beautiful flowers? 227 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,780 Well, as a matter of fact. 228 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,120 Carol, you want to dance? 229 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,600 Love to. 230 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,120 Dwight, what's this? 231 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,600 Flowers. 232 00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:56,580 Sit down, Dwight. I think we have to clear something up. 233 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,240 Great. 234 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:02,460 I should have known an attractive woman like you wouldn't be interested in me. 235 00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:04,860 Stupid, stupid, stupid. 236 00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:08,660 $15 .95 for the flowers. 237 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:13,060 Nice going, Dwight. You just told her how much they cost. 238 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:17,560 And you're talking to yourself. Stupid, stupid, stupid, Dwight. Dwight, Dwight, 239 00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:21,120 quit beating yourself up. I think there's just been a little 240 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,060 here. This is not a date. 241 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:26,700 But when Carol set this up, you said yes. 242 00:15:27,530 --> 00:15:34,270 I said yes to dinner, not flowers and... Lemon 243 00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:35,270 pledge? 244 00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:38,490 I was in a hurry. I packed the wrong can. 245 00:15:40,170 --> 00:15:43,490 Why, I am a happily married woman. 246 00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:47,250 But in the exercise room, you said that you were footloose and fancy free. 247 00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:49,230 And you said groovy. 248 00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:52,670 I just hit on a married woman. 249 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:57,360 Well, the only thing left for me to do now is to go back to my room and rotate 250 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,360 my shoe trees. 251 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,080 Move, Dwight. Sit down. 252 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:05,380 Now, there's a room full of girls your age. Why aren't you talking to them? 253 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,900 Girls my age don't find me exciting. 254 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:12,400 Well, have you ever tried talking to one of them the way you're talking to me 255 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,139 right now? 256 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,000 Oh, I'd like to, but I can't. 257 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:20,660 Just once, I'd like to be one of those smooth operators who just walks up to 258 00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:24,380 woman in the room and says exactly what's on his mind. Hey, baby, want to 259 00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:25,380 my kneecaps? 260 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,660 No, but I'd like to break them. 261 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:35,200 If you won't dance with me, I'll gouge my eyes out with a cocktail fork. 262 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:40,280 Oh, I'm sorry. I promised this dance to Dwight, but here. 263 00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:46,750 Thank you for getting me away from that guy. We can stop anytime you like. 264 00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:48,510 Okay. 265 00:16:54,070 --> 00:16:55,190 You can dance. 266 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,430 Well, is this a regular PE? 267 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:24,700 I washed all the sheets, vacuumed the mattresses and box springs. 268 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,140 Good. Hey, where's Ben? 269 00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:29,840 I think he's upstairs, scrubbing everything that hasn't been nailed down. 270 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,500 Look, he's known Ben longer than I have. 271 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:37,220 I mean, I'm glad that he's doing all the work, but does he always get carried 272 00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,220 away like this? 273 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,240 Who gave you guys the day off? There's work to be done. 274 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:45,900 Have mercy on us, rubber man. 275 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:47,860 I think we're finished. 276 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,120 Oh, really? 277 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,340 I'll be the judge of that. 278 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:51,840 Let's go to the big board. 279 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:58,260 There's no checkbox next to stuffed animals. Mike and I put them in plastic 280 00:17:58,260 --> 00:18:00,040 to starve the life, your rubberness. 281 00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:03,780 What is this, some kind of joke to you guys? 282 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:07,500 This is my life here. I'm trying to deal with a major health crisis, and I'm 283 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,800 sure Dad will back me on this. 284 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,720 Ben, take off that outfit. 285 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,560 You look like a bathtub stopper. 286 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:22,140 Well, you tell the lord of latex here that we're done. 287 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:28,260 I'm sorry, Dad, but we are not done until the cootie board says... Oh, we're 288 00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:29,199 done. 289 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,200 Good, 290 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,580 I'm going out. Mike, I'm going to leave you in charge of the others. 291 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,040 Okay. Oh, that's nice to know I'm your first choice, Dad. 292 00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:37,760 You weren't. Carol's out and Chrissy's too short. 293 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,320 Where are you going? 294 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,820 Oh, I have some unfinished business to take care of. I'm going to call you guys 295 00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:44,739 in a couple hours. 296 00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:46,220 Okay. See ya. Bye -bye. 297 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,480 I don't know about you guys, but I'm watching the all -girl tractor tour. All 298 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,480 right. 299 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,400 Good thing Mr. 300 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,620 Blowhole would like a cheese sandwich. Okay, one cheese sandwich coming up. 301 00:18:58,720 --> 00:18:59,720 Mr. Who? 302 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:02,500 What's Mr. Blowhole doing out of the plastic bag? 303 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,520 I took him out this morning. 304 00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:05,940 You what? 305 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,080 Don't you remember? 306 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,320 Ben said whales don't get life. 307 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,500 Crispy, could you please tell me you didn't drag Mr. Blowhole all over the 308 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,700 house? I didn't. 309 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,800 Thank goodness. Mr. Blocher was scared of the basement. 310 00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:23,740 Christy! That does it. We have to clean the whole house all over again. Ben, 311 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,020 Ben, look, just stay calm, all right? Stay calm. 312 00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:27,520 Do you have to shampoo my head again, too? 313 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,080 Not necessarily. 314 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:33,260 Christy, how'd you like to look like Sinead O 'Connor? 315 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:37,640 Kind of dark. 316 00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:39,360 Yeah, I've never been here at night. 317 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,740 Hope we don't get in trouble. 318 00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:44,180 I'm already in trouble. 319 00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:54,790 Slowpoke. My God, Carol. 320 00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:56,650 I thought that was you. 321 00:19:57,970 --> 00:20:00,230 So, where were we? 322 00:20:00,730 --> 00:20:01,730 We were kissing. 323 00:20:02,570 --> 00:20:05,030 Right. And I was about to leave. 324 00:20:05,650 --> 00:20:08,030 Why? We were getting along great. 325 00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:11,050 No, we weren't. You were. I don't get it. 326 00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:15,030 I need somebody who means it when he kisses me and doesn't lie. 327 00:20:15,370 --> 00:20:16,370 When did I lie? 328 00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:18,270 You said you had never been in here before. 329 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:21,240 But you knew exactly where the lights were. 330 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:49,960 Maggie, please. 331 00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:51,780 I'm not as young as I used to be. 332 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,900 You two are great. And, Mom, you're amazing. 333 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,420 Oh, thank you, sweetheart. You seem pretty chipper yourself. 334 00:20:57,780 --> 00:21:00,280 It feels so good to dump a hunk. 335 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:04,800 Ladies and gentlemen, it's the last dance of the evening. 336 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,980 Dwight, do you have enough strength for one more foxtrot? 337 00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:09,560 South Philly or Harvest Moon? 338 00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:10,860 Surprise me. 339 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:25,840 May I cut in? 340 00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:31,860 Jason! Oh, honey, what are you doing here? 341 00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:35,460 Well, after we finished dinner, I had a craving for something sweet. 342 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,660 My Saturday night fever is back. 343 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,040 Oh. 344 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:51,460 Something different about you tonight, Meg. Oh, there is what? 345 00:21:52,030 --> 00:21:58,090 No, it's kind of a sort of a tingly, intense, light, sort of super -meggy 346 00:21:58,090 --> 00:21:59,090 of thing. 347 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:00,790 Thank you. 348 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:04,810 The 349 00:22:04,810 --> 00:22:16,930 more 350 00:22:16,930 --> 00:22:20,390 I see you... Oh, I can't believe you're here. 351 00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:27,520 The more I want you, baby, somehow the feeling 352 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:31,720 just grows and grows.