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♪ I wanna catch a
magic buzz radio play ♪

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♪ And leave a kiss
on your face ♪

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♪ Take my sacks and bag them
up and never put them away ♪

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♪ Cause I know you're my babe ♪

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♪ Put shit on my chest
when I act like a jerk ♪

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♪ We could spend a
little time in the desert ♪

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♪ We make a mess,
but we make it work ♪

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♪ Let's spend a
little time together ♪

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♪ They tell me love is
different in the modern age ♪

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Idiot.

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♪ But it's all the same ♪

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♪ They tell me love is
different in the modern age ♪

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♪ Cause I'm already late ♪

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♪ Cause I'm already late ♪

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♪ Cause I'm already late ♪

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What's so important on
your phone, monsieur?

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Oh, it's nothing.
I'm, I'm sorry.

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Um... Bibliothèque?

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Please read us what is on
Monsieur Jeremy's phone.

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Um, do I have to?

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Mhmmm

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Okay, it's just a... it's a
text message. It's boring.

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Go on...

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He's sext-texting.

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It says, "I Googled
lovesickness last night

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and it's actually a thing.
Did you know that?"

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"It's on WebMD. I miss you so much.
This is harder than I thought it would be."

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"Parentheses, that's
what she said."

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"But seriously, when I started thinking
about when we swam naked at the lake..."

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"...and now I'm in French
class with le boner."

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"Haha, I love you. Let's
FaceTime at lunch."

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And the rest is just emojis.

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Lots of hearts and eggplants!

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Why didn't you just delete
it on your way to my office?

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Sorry, I didn't
think of that. I...

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This is like the first
time I've been in trouble,

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except for obviously
the talent show last year.

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Oh right, the talent show. Yeah.

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How could I forget about the talent show?
I got a lot of calls about that one.

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Yeah. Well, you know, it's really difficult
to make an emotionally truthful film

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about gangsters
that isn't R-rated.

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Um, I thought people
would appreciate the realism.

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Do you?

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Yeah.

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That's what you think.

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Do you have any kind of idea the
bullshit that I'm up against?

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Do you think about that? Or do
you just think about yourself?

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Cause I got problems, okay?

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I got PSAT scores from last
year that are in the toilet!

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I got the janitors threatening
to go on strike again!

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I have ninth graders
walking around with weed

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gummies like they're
Flintstone vitamins!

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I am skating on thin ice here, okay?
My job's on the line. It's stressful.

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I don't have time to deal
with your bullshit! I'm busy!

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Busy, busy! I have calls to
make! Things to do! One person, okay?

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Yeah.

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Look, you're obviously passionate.
That's good. You're probably a good kid.

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But you're killing me man.
You cannot sext in the middle of class.

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Do you understand?

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Principal Fisher, have you ever been
in a long-distance relationship?

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That's private. I'm
not answering that.

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Okay, well, um... off
the record, can I swear?

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No, you can't swear.

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Well, I mean you
just said bullshit.

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I'm the principal. I can say
whatever the fuck I want.

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Okay. Um...

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So Samantha, my girlfriend,
just started at Chapel Hill.

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And we decided that we
were gonna stay together.

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Which is fine because I'm gonna
go meet her there in a year.

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Oh.

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The point is that I'm stuck
here. And it effing sucks.

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I just can't stop thinking about
her. I don't know what to do.

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Well, college is a big change.

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Yeah. But, you know, you're
always the same person.

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Well, no, actually you're never
the same person because change is constant.

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It's just part of growing up.

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Yeah. I mean that's one take.

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No, that's the right
way of looking at it.

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Alright, listen. I'm gonna give you
detention next week, Monday to Friday.

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Here's your phone.

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It was a victimless offense.

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Get out of my office. I don't
want to hear it. Out! Get out!

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Um, are you guys
getting service?

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- Yeah.
- Mmhmm

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Cool.

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Hey, you know, I'm sorry I
read that boner part out loud.

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Oh no, I didn't have one.

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What boner?

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Uh, it was a text to
my girlfriend. Um...

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Of your boner?

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No. No, man. There was no...

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Wait, you got a new
girlfriend already?

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No, no. Me and Sam
are still together.

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She's in college.
Is that even legal?

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Yes.

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Legal to fuck?

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Why would it not be? I'm 18,
she's 18.

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We're both...
everyone's 18.

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Who the fuck is that guy?

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Wait, is he coming here?

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I hope not.

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Hole in one.
- All right.

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I'm Mr. Rivers. You
can call me Jesse.

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Where's Mr. Cameron?

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Oh, I don't know who that is.

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I just go where they tell me.

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Wait, you subbed World
History last year, right?

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Yeah, probably.

109
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Yeah, you showed us
Gladiator even though

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we were supposed to
be studying World War I.

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Oh yeah! Great flick.
You're welcome.

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This is just a side gig by the way.
I'm actually writing a novel.

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What happened to your arms?

114
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Oh, I fell down an escalator
going up at the mall.

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Whew! Do not recommend.

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Why did they set them
in that position?

117
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I don't know. I was asleep. By the time
I woke up, I was a little teapot.

118
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Oh.

119
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All right buddy, focus
up. Hands 10 and 4.

120
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Wait, isn't it 10 and 2?

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10-2, 10-3, 10-10. It's just numbers.
Do what feels good, you know.

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Follow your heart. And
the rules of the road.

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Let's go. Okay.

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Okay, now keep...
okay, no, no, no.

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Slow down. It's okay. Slow down.

126
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Great. You're doing really well.

127
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Now just press the start.

128
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You don't have to hit the brake.

129
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Use both feet. You're
just using one foot.

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Okay, no no no

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All right, go left here.

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Or go that direction.

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You're crushing it man. You're
a natural driver. Very good.

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So, what are a bunch of
seniors doing in driver's ed?

135
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Um, well, I divorced my
entire friend group this summer,

136
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so I don't really have
anyone to give me a ride.

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Ah, their loss.

138
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Well, if I'm gonna create a
prototype of the solar car

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I've
been developing,

140
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I'm gonna need to know
how to drive it.

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Solar car, go you!

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I failed this class three
semesters in a row.

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This is your year amigo, I
can feel it. Give me a bump.

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Ow! Oh!

145
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What about you, Slim?

146
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Oh, um... my
girlfriend, you know,

147
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she used to drive me everywhere.

148
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She already has her license.

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Used to. She cut you loose, huh?

150
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Oh, no, no, no. She's at
college. We're making it work.

151
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Ah, yeah. Living on borrowed
time, my man. I'm sorry.

152
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It's gonna hurt, but you
will grow from it, okay?

153
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Oh my god, look at this
asshole going 15 in a 30.

154
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At that point just get out
and walk! Honk the horn!

155
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I thought we were only
supposed to honk the

156
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horn if it was like to
warn of imminent danger?

157
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Yeah, I'm in imminent danger of dying
of old age in this car. Honk the horn!

158
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:08,575
There you go buddy, see? There's
a lot of gray areas in driving.

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Life too, you know.
You can't drive scared.

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Cowards die a thousand
times. Brave men die one time.

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That's a quote.

162
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Actually it's "Cowards
die many times before their

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deaths; the valiant never
taste of death but once."

164
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It's Shakespeare.

165
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Yeah, his shit is so tight.

166
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You're not supposed
to text and drive.

167
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He's at a stop sign, it's fine.

168
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Um, Evie, can you read
this for me? Please?

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Please? Thank you.

170
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Um, it says "Can't FaceTime
at lunch. Let's talk later."

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Ooh.

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That's it?

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Yeah.

174
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,854
There's no like... no
emojis or anything?

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Nothing else?
- No.

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Whoa!
- Fuck!

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You just hit that car!

178
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It's okay, you just grazed it.

179
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,362
That's called a Carolina
kiss. Keep driving.

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00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:03,864
That's sick.

181
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:08,668
Don't look back. Never look
back. Unless you're in reverse.

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And even then use the mirror.

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♪ Been burning it hot ♪

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♪ Been looking
all over for you ♪

185
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What?

186
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:28,688
Did you eat?

187
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Um, yeah, yeah. I
had some cereal.

188
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Can I come in?

189
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,463
Yeah.

190
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:38,631
School called today.

191
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,402
What did they call about?

192
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:48,742
Honey, I know you miss her. But
you can't let it ruin your life.

193
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:51,711
She's the best thing in my life.
I mean shouldn't we be celebrating that?

194
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:55,148
Oh no. I don't think we should be
celebrating a week of detention. You know?

195
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,550
Sorry.

196
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:58,651
No, it's fine. I get it.

197
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,088
What are you working on?

198
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,190
It's a script.

199
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,658
It's about a female undercover
narcotics agent at a high

200
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,061
school who uh, you know,
may or may not be a cannibal

201
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:11,164
and she finds out
that the principal is in

202
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:14,067
bed with the cartels
selling to the students.

203
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:17,772
I'm gonna, you know,
I'm writing it for Sam.

204
00:12:17,796 --> 00:12:18,848
She's gonna be in it.

205
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:22,709
And uh, we'll shoot it over winter break.
Unless she goes skiing with her parents.

206
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,747
Um, maybe there could
be less cursing in this one?

207
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:33,120
There's food downstairs
if you want it. I love you.

208
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,754
Okay, love you.

209
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,208
Sam? Hey.

210
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,209
How are you doing?

211
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:56,776
I might be drunk.

212
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:03,383
Thursdays are like Fridays here.
And Wednesdays are like Thursdays.

213
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,152
Why are you whispering?

214
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,622
I'm stuck in a hallway. Dakota
has another guy in her room.

215
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:13,226
She's an incredibly sexual person.
That's a direct quote. Zero shame.

216
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:16,029
She just has like a
really powerful sense of

217
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,231
intuition. It's like a
psychic gift I guess.

218
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,366
I don't know. She
grew up in Santa Fe.

219
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,800
I miss you.

220
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,471
I know

221
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,240
What?

222
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,476
I just... I wish
you wouldn't say it.

223
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,480
It makes me feel bad
and I can't fix it.

224
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,885
You don't have to fix it.

225
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:41,821
Look... it's hopeless. You know?

226
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,257
I mean you know that, right?

227
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:47,260
What? No, what? What
do you mean it's hopeless?

228
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,830
Whoo! Heels!

229
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,267
That guy was just naked.

230
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,938
Jesus Christ. It's like
the Wild West over there.

231
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:02,442
His balls were incredibly long.
I think he has like a medical condition.

232
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,278
Um, wait, why did you
say it was hopeless though?

233
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:08,882
Come on. You know
it is. I mean...

234
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:14,554
You want everything to be the way
that it used to be. But it can't.

235
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:18,858
You just can't see that because
you're there and I'm here.

236
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:22,295
Look Sam, I think we just need
to see each other. You know what I mean?

237
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,531
Like Homecoming is only
17 days away and...

238
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,934
I can't come home
for Homecoming.

239
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,301
What?

240
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,570
I just left. I mean it would
be weird.

241
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,172
Nobody goes home for
Homecoming.

242
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,543
Everybody goes home for Homecoming.
It's called Homecoming.

243
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,011
That's the whole
point.

244
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:44,884
Look, it's not our fault. And it's gonna
break our heart but we'll be okay.

245
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:50,190
Are... are you
breaking up with me?

246
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,597
Naked guy's back.
I gotta go, okay?

247
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:58,898
Dude, what's wrong with your
balls?

248
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,064
Good morning.

249
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,933
Beautiful day for a drive.

250
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,204
Ah, fuck!

251
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,805
Left my coffee by my skateboard.

252
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,645
Oh no, I'll go get it.

253
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,130
Yeah!
- Perfect!

254
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,476
Fuck it.

255
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,746
Whoa whoa whoa! Stop!

256
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:20,713
What the fuck are you doing?

257
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,915
Guys! No!

258
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,984
You can't drive without me!

259
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,320
Jeremy! What the fuck?
- Stop!

260
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,488
Stop the car!

261
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,059
What's going on, dude?

262
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,362
Love that turn signal!
Now you're getting it!

263
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,264
Okay, just uh, turn
around, take the next right.

264
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,831
Dude, whatever this
is, it's awesome.

265
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,200
That was the turn!

266
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,035
Okay, just everybody
stop yelling!

267
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,503
You're the only one yelling.

268
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,505
Oh my god, what is this?
What is this round thing?

269
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,207
This is a roundabout.

270
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,510
Drivers always yield to motorists already
in the roundabout.

271
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,179
Also it's right in front
of the high school.

272
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,046
What do I do?

273
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,847
Use your blinker.

274
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,049
You're gonna have to find
where you want to get out of it.

275
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:56,583
Alright?

276
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:57,884
Okay, where?

277
00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,519
Now! Let him go!
Get out! Get out!

278
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,255
All right, dude. Nice.

279
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,092
Oh my god. What the
fuck is happening, Jeremy?

280
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:08,027
I'm gonna drive to Chapel Hill to save me
and Samantha's relationship, okay?

281
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,097
What?

282
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:14,367
Yes. I, you know, she almost tried
to break up with me last night, I think.

283
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,370
I'm not really sure.
Maybe she didn't mean to.

284
00:17:16,394 --> 00:17:17,646
You know, she was really drunk.

285
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,273
Oh my god, when you're
drunk, you're more honest, okay?

286
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,541
I don't think so. I don't know.

287
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,542
Watch out!

288
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,516
Oh my god! You just
ran a stop sign!

289
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:30,883
No, he didn't.

290
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,785
He ran a red light.

291
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,255
Look, if you don't pull over
right now and let me out,

292
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,556
I'm
calling the police.

293
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,924
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

294
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:38,625
You don't need to call
the police.

295
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:39,826
It's okay.

296
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,294
I promise I will pull over

297
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,462
as
soon as we're far enough away

298
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,763
from school, huh?

299
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:46,099
This is a terrible
idea. It's super...

300
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,668
not in a good
way... melodramatic.

301
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,470
It's psycho.

302
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,972
It's giving...
like super desperate, you know?

303
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,575
And desperation...
it's not attractive.

304
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,978
Okay, I'm not desperate.
I'm... inspired.

305
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,580
Okay, send flowers!
I don't know!

306
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,582
No, flowers are
generic and corny.

307
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,584
If guys only knew how
good it felt to get flowers.

308
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:05,952
Nobody sends us flowers.

309
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,820
Exactly. He's right. Thank you.

310
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,590
Whatever. It really doesn't even
matter because love is bullshit.

311
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:11,658
Love is bullshit?

312
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:12,959
Basically.

313
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,594
Who says that?

314
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,329
Do not do this. All right?

315
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,966
I fucking have to!
Okay? I fucking have to.

316
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,301
I'm sorry.
- Pop off, king!

317
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,135
Yes.

318
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,808
So you're sure that he
was the one driving?

319
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,179
Not really. My arm
pills make me fuzzy.

320
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:35,382
What about that kid,
um, Yoshi Shibuya?

321
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,217
I mean,
he is the school drug dealer after all.

322
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,194
I just can't prove it.

323
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,352
Yoshi's a drug dealer?

324
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,853
Yes.

325
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,189
Like what kind of
drugs are we talking?

326
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,191
The illegal kind.

327
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,625
So what happened to you?

328
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,160
Oh, freak pickleball accident.

329
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,562
What?

330
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,464
I was at the net. I
jumped up for a volley.

331
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,366
Both my feet got stuck in the
net.

332
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,567
I see the ground coming
towards my face...

333
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,135
Boom!

334
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,837
Next thing I know,
I'm in the hospital.

335
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,472
What's the situation?

336
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,040
My driver's ed car
got hijacked, sir.

337
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,342
How many hostages?

338
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,376
Three.

339
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,911
No, this isn't a hijacking.

340
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,579
This is kids fucking around.

341
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,481
What happened was the
car was left unattended

342
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,016
by our substitute
driving instructor.

343
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,651
I'm primarily a writer.

344
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:12,652
How long they been in the wind?

345
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:16,223
Um, maybe like 10 or 20 minutes.

346
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,591
We need to establish a perimeter
with checkpoints on all major roads.

347
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,261
No one gets in and out of this town
without us knowing about it.

348
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,529
Have you contacted
law enforcement?

349
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,997
No. No way. And I'm not
going to. I mean, not yet.

350
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,599
Why?

351
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,301
Because if this gets out,
all of us are gonna

352
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,969
have shit on our faces.
Do you understand?

353
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:33,406
Officer, can I ask you one question?
Before you were fired...

354
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,542
is there anyone in the state
police that you have

355
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,244
a trustworthy relationship
with?

356
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,111
Yeah, my ex-partner.
She's true blue.

357
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,249
Good. Okay, so
give her a call...

358
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:45,252
and explain to her that it's a yellow Kia
covered in driver's ed signs.

359
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,555
Hey, hey. Be nice to them,
okay? They're good kids.

360
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,923
What? They are not good kids.

361
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,694
They're brats. Just scare the
hell out of them. I don't care.

362
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,629
Do whatever you gotta
do, just get them back here.

363
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,266
Because I am not letting three dipshits
and the valedictorian...

364
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,133
fuck me out of tenure.

365
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,135
I'm not doing it. No way.

366
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,239
Not happening, bros.

367
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,478
What the fuck happened to you?

368
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,813
My car got stolen. I
literally just told you.

369
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:28,428
I'm calling an Uber.

370
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:29,529
Jeremy.

371
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,732
Just please don't tell anyone
where I'm going, all right?

372
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,134
Okay, what do I tell them then?

373
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,570
I don't know. Tell them I'm having
a manic episode or something.

374
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,272
Yeah, that's actually
probably true.

375
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:40,440
Jeremy.

376
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,442
What?

377
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,911
How are you so sure about this?

378
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:48,114
Like about you and her and
this epic love story of yours?

379
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,383
Tell me one thing. Anything.

380
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,753
Okay, you remember my short film
that won the talent show last year?

381
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:54,754
The mafia thing?

382
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,255
Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Come Heavy".

383
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,626
Sorry, there's just no world
where that doesn't sound like a porn.

384
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:02,295
No, dude, it means like
come with a loaded gun.

385
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:03,796
That still sounds like a porn.

386
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,766
Anyway, I wrote it for her.

387
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,768
You know, I write
everything for her.

388
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:12,972
And uh, "Come Heavy"
was like my "Goodfellas".

389
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:18,811
But because of her, I was like,
why are these movies always about dudes?

390
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:22,982
And so instead of being just like
this stereotypical girlfriend character...

391
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,785
she's the lead of the movie.
And now it's something special.

392
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:27,887
Right?

393
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:28,755
No doubt.

394
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:30,323
I voted for you.

395
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:32,325
Really?

396
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:37,564
The point is, she
inspires me, all right?

397
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,566
And basically
everything I do is either

398
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,501
inspired or made better
by her being in my life.

399
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:45,772
Like, she fucking
got me this jacket.

400
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:50,009
Because I love Wes Anderson and
Wes always wears a jacket on set.

401
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:53,680
And so the night before we shot
"Come Heavy", she was like...

402
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:56,315
"Here, here you go."
She just gave it to me.

403
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:58,351
Because she knew me. You know?

404
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:03,222
So it's like, I wouldn't
be myself without her.

405
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:07,026
Or at least I wouldn't be the
same version of myself. So...

406
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,995
if I lose her...

407
00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:10,530
I don't know. What am I?

408
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,200
Fuck it.

409
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,536
Let's do this.

410
00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:17,704
Do what?

411
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:18,805
I'm coming with.

412
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:20,272
Dude.

413
00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:21,441
Dude.

414
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,544
This is more of like a...
this is a solo mission.

415
00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:25,545
I'm coming too.

416
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:26,746
Yes.

417
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,448
What? No.

418
00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:31,017
I thought you said that this
is a terrible idea

419
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,619
and that love is bullshit.

420
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,322
Well, it is, but um... you are
gonna do it anyways, right?

421
00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:39,559
What about your parents?

422
00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:41,227
Well, my parents are on a
second honeymoon

423
00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:42,462
so they don't get divorced...

424
00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:44,464
so I don't think
that'll be a problem.

425
00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:46,365
Yeah, my dad is
emotionally checked out.

426
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,572
Oh, no, no. No. Absolutely not.

427
00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:53,873
No.

428
00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:56,476
Okay, you gotta come, right?

429
00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:57,877
Why?
- Because we all are.

430
00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:59,412
No. No. No way.

431
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,881
Can you try to live in
the moment for once?

432
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:05,117
Look, no, I... I have an
orchestra concert on Sunday.

433
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,986
Who gives a shit?

434
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:09,255
I do! I'm first chair viola!

435
00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:11,323
Seriously. You should come.

436
00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:12,425
Yeah.

437
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,193
Guys...

438
00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,228
You really don't have to come.

439
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:17,897
I really appreciate it,
but it's... I'm good.

440
00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:18,898
Dude, stop. Okay?

441
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:20,299
You're welcome.

442
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,436
It's gonna be 164 miles
from here to Chapel Hill.

443
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,438
Okay, that's like
two and a half hours.

444
00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:28,641
It's probably more like three because
we're gonna have to take the back roads.

445
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,010
That's nothing. It's
like a day trip.

446
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:32,445
It's Grand Theft Auto.

447
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,080
You're thinking
about the wrong shit.

448
00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,915
What's the worst
that can happen?

449
00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:39,151
Uh, we get arrested? Expelled?

450
00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:41,420
Teddy San Chen becomes
valedictorian...

451
00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,856
and I lose my climatology
fellowship at MIT?

452
00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:46,092
Aparna, what's the point
of making the world a

453
00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:47,560
better place if you're not
gonna have any fun in it?

454
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:49,696
Huh?

455
00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:53,399
Huh?

456
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:54,867
Right?

457
00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:57,470
Come on.

458
00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:00,473
Put it there.

459
00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:04,611
Thank you guys.

460
00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:06,679
I'm counting this as
my senior skip day.

461
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:12,018
Um, actually, we're gonna have to probably
do something about all of... this.

462
00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:48,988
Hey, dude.

463
00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:50,523
You don't have any
drugs on you, do you?

464
00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:52,525
What do you want?

465
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,464
No, dude, seriously. We can't
have drugs in the car, man.

466
00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:00,366
Word.

467
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,202
Do you have drugs on you?

468
00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:05,171
Dude, you think I'd be dumb enough
to bring drugs to driver's ed?

469
00:25:06,472 --> 00:25:08,107
Hey Jer, how fast are you going?

470
00:25:08,207 --> 00:25:11,043
55 on the dot.

471
00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:15,014
Nah, 55 is sus, okay?
You need to be going at least 5 miles over.

472
00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:16,583
Yeah, yeah, too perfect
looks sus, dude.

473
00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,284
That's why you're sus.

474
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:22,989
Yeah, it's kind of like uh, going into
too much detail when you're lying.

475
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:26,025
Yeah, when I'm lying I say
yes, no, or I got diarrhea.

476
00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:27,794
You know, "I have my
period" works on gym teachers.

477
00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:29,428
Yeah.

478
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,797
Yeah, but diarrhea
works for everybody.

479
00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:33,199
Cop! Cop! Cop! Cop! Cop! Cop!

480
00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:38,571
It's all good.

481
00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:06,265
Oh my god. She's gone.

482
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:10,336
Am I the only one who
almost shit their pants?

483
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:12,504
Uh-huh.

484
00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:13,572
Okay.

485
00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:14,941
Yeah, well keep me posted.

486
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,710
Hey, appreciate
you. Stay frosty.

487
00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:22,081
False alarm on a Kia Soul.

488
00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:23,082
Young male driver,
no passengers.

489
00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:24,651
So she didn't pull him over?

490
00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:26,252
Negative. No
driver's ed signage.

491
00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:27,586
God dammit!

492
00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:33,092
There is something we could do.

493
00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:35,094
Not sure it's
completely legal, but...

494
00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:37,096
Let's do it! What is it?

495
00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:39,265
No, you know what? Never mind,
never mind. Forget I said it.

496
00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:40,833
What? Why'd you bring it up?
- What is it? What is it?

497
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:42,334
Why'd you bring it up?
- Tell us!

498
00:26:42,568 --> 00:26:43,670
Do you have their phone numbers?

499
00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:45,204
Well, of course
we do. It's a safety

500
00:26:45,304 --> 00:26:46,939
measure. You're the
one in charge of safety.

501
00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:50,609
I have a spyware program
I got off the dark web.

502
00:26:51,911 --> 00:26:54,546
We can use their phones
to pinpoint their location.

503
00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:04,323
Has Samantha ever
mentioned a Noah?

504
00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:08,661
He's like... lowkey
all over her Instagram.

505
00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:13,565
Um, I don't think so. Why?

506
00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:17,036
He's liked every post
since September 9th.

507
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:18,170
Yeah.

508
00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:24,343
Is she in any of his
pics or anything?

509
00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:26,645
No. No. She's not.

510
00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:28,380
Right.

511
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:33,152
Yeah, because look, you know,
we really trust each other.

512
00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:37,389
Like we always have each other
on Find My Friends, you know?

513
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,358
Except last night I like, I
couldn't see where she was,

514
00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:42,094
but I think it's just because,
you know, her phone was dead...

515
00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:43,662
or whatever. There's a
million things that could...

516
00:27:43,763 --> 00:27:46,165
That sounds like a red flag.

517
00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:49,135
Also, I mean, she could
be using decoy drops.

518
00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:50,870
Decoy drops? What?

519
00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:52,504
Yeah.

520
00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:55,174
Before my friend broke
up with Amanda Pastanko...

521
00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:57,176
and everyone else,
we would do this thing...

522
00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:59,411
we would drop our phones
off in Joyce Burke's mailbox...

523
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,180
and then we would tell our parents
we were sleeping there...

524
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,549
and then just go
wherever the party was.

525
00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:05,351
Gangster.

526
00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:11,190
Okay, so we're
here. That's them.

527
00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:12,892
Huh. What about that other dot?

528
00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:16,763
Uh, nothing. It's a
woman from Tinder.

529
00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:20,532
Hey, while we're here, could you track
my ex-fiancee on that thing?

530
00:28:20,632 --> 00:28:21,100
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

531
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,201
Yeah?

532
00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:24,070
Okay, Walsh, I
need you to focus.

533
00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:26,538
I need you to get out on that
road and go find them. Like, now.

534
00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:27,740
Well, I took the bus here.

535
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,075
What?

536
00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:31,210
Car wouldn't start.
It's a piece of shit.

537
00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:33,712
All right, well then take his car.
This is all his fault anyway.

538
00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:34,947
I rode my skateboard here.

539
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,382
What are you, 15?

540
00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:39,551
I can't move my arms.
Plus my car's in the shop.

541
00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:43,255
Oh my god. All right,
fine. You can take my car.

542
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,225
It's a red Porsche. It's in
the teacher's parking lot.

543
00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:47,226
A Porsche?

544
00:28:47,326 --> 00:28:48,327
Porsch-e.

545
00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:50,229
Sick. I'm on it.

546
00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:53,565
Okay, buddy. Lucky you.

547
00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:55,935
Woo! You have a Porsch-e?

548
00:28:56,035 --> 00:28:57,336
Uh-huh.

549
00:28:57,436 --> 00:28:58,737
How much do you make?

550
00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:00,272
That's none of your business.

551
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,777
It's a lease, okay? I get a bump
when my tenure comes through.

552
00:29:06,345 --> 00:29:07,579
Are you guys hiring?

553
00:29:08,781 --> 00:29:10,249
No.

554
00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:26,999
Wait. Wait, if you and Sam
follow each other's locations...

555
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,600
did you make sure
to turn yours off?

556
00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:31,770
You didn't, did you?

557
00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:32,538
Oh my god, where is your phone?

558
00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:34,807
It's right here.
It's right here.

559
00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:40,579
Oh my god. Our phones. They can...
they can track us by our phones.

560
00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:42,648
You think they thought of that?

561
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,283
Of course they thought
of it! They're the police!

562
00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:46,618
The question is, how
did we not think of it?

563
00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:50,789
Uh, I thought about it a while ago,
but I forgot to say anything.

564
00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:51,991
What?

565
00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:54,493
Well, okay, game over.

566
00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:56,495
I mean, they probably know
exactly where we are right now.

567
00:29:58,364 --> 00:29:58,831
Goddammit!

568
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:02,835
Fuck!

569
00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:09,641
Wow, I didn't realize you actually cared
about not getting in trouble.

570
00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:13,980
Oh, no, I don't. No, it
just feels good to yell.

571
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,048
Wait. Wait, I know.

572
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:19,185
Guys, we should decoy
drop our phones.

573
00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:20,252
Right?

574
00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:22,154
Yeah.

575
00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:24,523
Oh yeah. You know, we could hide
them in the tank of a toilet.

576
00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:26,959
Like uh, Michael
Corleone in The Godfather

577
00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,661
I haven't seen that.

578
00:30:29,761 --> 00:30:31,063
Yeah, me neither.

579
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:31,763
What?

580
00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:39,872
This doesn't make any sense.

581
00:30:39,972 --> 00:30:42,875
Okay, so, their phones
stopped over there, right?

582
00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:45,111
But that's the
middle of nowhere.

583
00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:47,846
They're all at the
Linville River. Hmm.

584
00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:49,615
Are you guys ready to do this?

585
00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:53,352
Thanks.

586
00:30:58,657 --> 00:30:59,825
Need your phone.

587
00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:09,235
Wait, whatever, whatever.
Just please be super careful.

588
00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:10,369
I am.
- Seriously.

589
00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:11,570
Okay, I'm just gonna...
- Go slow.

590
00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:13,305
I'm just gonna aim it
right here. It will land

591
00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:14,806
and then on our way
back we'll come get it.

592
00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:16,008
Okay, just...
- Ready?

593
00:31:17,176 --> 00:31:18,244
Fuck!

594
00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:19,578
Shit.
- No!

595
00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:22,314
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no! - Shit.

596
00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:31,057
Shit. What does that mean?

597
00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:33,659
Maybe they tossed
their phones in the drink?

598
00:31:33,759 --> 00:31:37,729
So you're telling me that four teenagers
voluntarily destroyed their phones?

599
00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:39,966
You cannot be serious right now.

600
00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:42,401
This was such a stupid idea.
We could have like put it in a bush!

601
00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:45,437
She was talking
about decoy drops!

602
00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:48,340
And then he was saying
the toilet tank stuff, you know?

603
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,277
So I was thinking
about water and shit.

604
00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,512
Oh my gosh. God, I can't
believe this is happening.

605
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,281
Alright, I'm sorry. Let's
just keep going, okay?

606
00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:56,915
No, you don't understand.

607
00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:59,285
I have never not had my phone.

608
00:31:59,385 --> 00:32:02,354
Never! Ever!

609
00:32:02,454 --> 00:32:04,923
I feel naked!

610
00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:06,792
It's fine.

611
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,164
That's on you.

612
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:14,900
Anyway, you could put your clothes back on
so we can get back on the road?

613
00:32:17,069 --> 00:32:19,105
Okay. Let's just. Let's just go.
Even looking at you. I don't know.

614
00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:23,009
That's it. I'm driving.

615
00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:24,710
Naked?

616
00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:29,215
♪ Motherfucker got fucked
up cause he got in the way ♪

617
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:40,126
All right, I get it, okay?
I'm the bad guy on this one. I'm sorry.

618
00:32:43,996 --> 00:32:48,334
What, everybody's perfect? Is that it?
Nobody's fucked up accidentally?

619
00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:51,037
I should have never come
on this ridiculous excursion.

620
00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:54,073
Well, you didn't have
to, okay? No one did.

621
00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,341
It's a suicide mission.

622
00:32:55,441 --> 00:32:57,909
Yeah, probably.

623
00:32:58,010 --> 00:33:00,946
Can you guys give the kid a break, okay?
Takes a lot of sack to be this vulnerable.

624
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,549
Thank you.

625
00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:07,253
Okay, so, what, Jeremy?
You imagine you and Samantha

626
00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:11,257
being like one of those creepy evangelical
couples that get married when they're 22?

627
00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:13,259
No, Evie, not the way
you're describing it.

628
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:15,594
What's your body count, dude?

629
00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:18,230
Ew, what?
- Gross.

630
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:21,233
Mine's zero. Does that make
everyone feel more comfortable?

631
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,035
Not really.

632
00:33:23,135 --> 00:33:26,105
Look, I do worry about you going into
a marriage where both parties

633
00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:29,475
have such a limited range
of sexual experiences.

634
00:33:29,575 --> 00:33:32,111
Come on, have some fucking
faith, all right? My parents

635
00:33:32,211 --> 00:33:34,713
got married right after
college. They're still together.

636
00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:35,947
Are they even happy?

637
00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:38,016
I don't think mine are either.

638
00:33:38,117 --> 00:33:40,786
Yeah, well, my dad cheated on my mom
with their couples therapist.

639
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:42,921
Is that allowed?

640
00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:47,593
I'm sorry. That really sucks.

641
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:51,163
Love doesn't last. It's
just like any other feeling.

642
00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:54,166
Nihil aeternum est.

643
00:33:54,933 --> 00:33:57,469
I don't know what that means.

644
00:33:57,569 --> 00:33:58,737
It's Latin.

645
00:33:58,837 --> 00:34:00,506
It means nothing lasts forever.

646
00:34:01,907 --> 00:34:03,875
Aparna!

647
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:08,747
Dude!

648
00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:10,949
Oh my god. Oh my god. I
don't know what just happened.

649
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,784
Uh, you just crashed the car.

650
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,920
Well, no, I don't know.
I mean, it's technically

651
00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:17,089
not a crash if you
didn't hit anything, right?

652
00:34:17,189 --> 00:34:20,659
I never space out like that.
I have high-performing hyper-focus ADD.

653
00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:21,627
What do they got you on?

654
00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:24,330
Strattera?

655
00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:25,931
Oh, you should think about adding Ritalin
to the mix. Yeah, I can hook you up.

656
00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:26,932
I got Wellbutrin.

657
00:34:27,032 --> 00:34:28,066
Yeah, I'm on Wellbutrin.

658
00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:29,935
For anxiety or depression?

659
00:34:30,035 --> 00:34:31,303
I don't know. I
think maybe both?

660
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:33,905
Wait, so Evie,
are you depressed?

661
00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:35,774
Literally everyone is depressed.

662
00:34:41,046 --> 00:34:42,814
Maybe I'm the worst driver.

663
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:46,017
Uh, fuck yes, you are.
Time for a switch.

664
00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:26,225
Go for Walsh.

665
00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:28,994
Okay, we lost them. But I'm gonna ping you
on their last coordinates.

666
00:35:29,094 --> 00:35:31,963
It looks like a river or
a bridge, I don't know.

667
00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:33,799
You think they jumped?

668
00:35:33,899 --> 00:35:37,336
No. I don't know. Just get
there. Get your ass there now.

669
00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:38,637
Copy that.

670
00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:54,453
Holy shit. You guys see that?

671
00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:55,854
What?

672
00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:58,023
63 miles to Chapel Hill.
That's like less than an hour.

673
00:35:58,123 --> 00:35:59,258
Oh shit.

674
00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:01,092
A lot less, the
way you're driving.

675
00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:08,634
Uh, I could use a bathroom break
if anyone else needs to stop.

676
00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:19,678
Shouldn't we tell
Jeremy about the photo?

677
00:36:19,778 --> 00:36:21,880
No, I don't think it would help.

678
00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:23,815
But yeah, maybe it was
just a drunken kiss.

679
00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:27,486
No. No, Aparna,
it's still cheating.

680
00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:32,591
I mean, he would just say that
he forgives her and it wouldn't be true,

681
00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:35,327
but he would believe
it for a while.

682
00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:39,064
What about your mom? Don't you
want her to forgive your dad?

683
00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:44,135
Um, I mean, I guess if it
would make her feel better.

684
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:52,143
You know, I like the way
you do your eyes. It's subtle.

685
00:36:53,579 --> 00:36:54,513
Thanks.

686
00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:55,213
Yeah.

687
00:36:56,382 --> 00:36:57,082
Will you do mine?

688
00:36:59,017 --> 00:36:59,785
Okay.
- Okay.

689
00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:00,218
Here.

690
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,187
Look down.

691
00:37:06,091 --> 00:37:10,996
A lot going on with this kid,
huh? He contains multitudes.

692
00:37:11,263 --> 00:37:17,769
Kind of reminds me of myself actually.
He's idealistic, complex, sensitive.

693
00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:25,210
A real romantic. He's probably going to see
his girlfriend. And I get that.

694
00:37:27,846 --> 00:37:31,249
That's it! You figured
it out! He's going to her!

695
00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:38,023
Hey Patty! Could you call down
to our idiot guidance counselor

696
00:37:38,123 --> 00:37:40,659
and find out where Samantha
Pierce is going to college?

697
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,961
No, no, no, scratch
that. I'm probably way off.

698
00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:45,797
I mean, they've never
even driven on the interstate.

699
00:37:45,897 --> 00:37:48,266
They're probably just at Bojangles eating
some Bo-Berry biscuits.

700
00:37:50,235 --> 00:37:51,136
Should we order food?

701
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:01,980
Walsh.

702
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:02,881
They're headed to Chapel Hill.

703
00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:04,516
For love.

704
00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:07,185
Yeah, and you know what?
This has gone on far enough.

705
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:10,021
So I am calling the local police
and they will be waiting for them.

706
00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:11,990
Negative. You gotta
give me this one.

707
00:38:12,257 --> 00:38:14,893
News flash, we're all gonna be
in trouble here. Do you understand?

708
00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:17,162
You call the cops, you
lose control of the narrative.

709
00:38:17,262 --> 00:38:19,030
So what's in it for you?

710
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:21,900
It's a long shot, but might
get me back on the force.

711
00:38:22,267 --> 00:38:26,905
Oh. He is not getting back
on the force. Give me a break.

712
00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:30,241
I can't believe I'm asking you,
but what do you think? Tell me the truth.

713
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,312
I think we're asking
the wrong question.

714
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:39,651
I think the right question is,
what are we doing to these kids?

715
00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:42,889
I mean, so much of school is no.
Don't do that. Learn math.

716
00:38:42,913 --> 00:38:44,265
Think about your future.

717
00:38:44,289 --> 00:38:46,191
But don't dream too big.
Don't become a writer.

718
00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:47,793
You're bad at it. You'll be
poor. It's not gonna work out.

719
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:53,365
Are we the adults
in the room? Yeah.

720
00:38:53,465 --> 00:38:55,801
But should we forget what it was
like to be young and reckless?

721
00:38:57,335 --> 00:39:01,473
I don't think we should. I think
this is our chance to say yes.

722
00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:06,445
I say we call off the heat.
Let the kid shoot his shot.

723
00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:13,585
All right, fine. Okay, call
your girl. Make sure she knows

724
00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:16,822
this operation is off the
books and bring 'em home.

725
00:39:17,389 --> 00:39:18,857
Roger that. You will not regret
this.

726
00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:30,802
Yeah, I don't know how
we got on this road.

727
00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:33,271
I don't even think this
road's on this map.

728
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,873
Actually, I think we're here.

729
00:39:34,973 --> 00:39:36,274
No, that's a river.

730
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:37,375
Well, it looks like a road.

731
00:39:37,476 --> 00:39:39,611
Then why is it blue?

732
00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:42,648
Guys, we don't have time to get lost
right now, okay? We gotta figure it out.

733
00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:45,584
Have you ever tried to look at
a map that's not on a screen?

734
00:39:45,684 --> 00:39:47,586
Yeah, man, we're
not cartographers.

735
00:39:47,686 --> 00:39:50,789
You know, I think that,
um, we might almost be out

736
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:53,659
of gas. I think that's what
that light means, right?

737
00:39:54,159 --> 00:39:55,093
How long has it been on?

738
00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:56,762
A while.

739
00:39:57,929 --> 00:40:00,666
Fucking why the shit
didn't you say something?

740
00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:02,668
Cause fucking I
didn't want to panic!

741
00:40:02,768 --> 00:40:04,670
Evie, we passed a gas
station like two miles back!

742
00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:06,672
Okay, well I didn't
see it! I don't know!

743
00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:08,139
How would you not see
it? I don't understand.

744
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,408
Cause I was keeping
my eyes on the road!

745
00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:11,242
Oh my god! Watch out animal!

746
00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:17,282
Oh shit.

747
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:27,859
You knocked the
fucking cat's leg off.

748
00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:30,261
Okay, I didn't even hit
him. He looked okay.

749
00:40:30,361 --> 00:40:31,863
Except his fucking leg is gone!

750
00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:34,099
Maybe it was just a
three-legged cat, I don't know.

751
00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:35,834
There he is. He's in the tree.

752
00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,303
We need to call animal
control or the fire department.

753
00:40:38,403 --> 00:40:40,371
Fuck no. They put
'em in a cell, okay?

754
00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:41,372
I got this.

755
00:40:43,341 --> 00:40:45,611
Oh, I can't watch. Please.

756
00:40:45,711 --> 00:40:47,378
Yoshi!
- Dude, dude. Don't fall.

757
00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:49,114
Yeah, I'm fine, okay?

758
00:40:49,214 --> 00:40:51,149
I feel like there has to
be a better way to do this.

759
00:40:51,249 --> 00:40:52,951
Be careful, okay?

760
00:40:53,051 --> 00:40:54,385
Yeah, I'm good. I'm
just gonna shimmy out.

761
00:40:55,921 --> 00:41:00,992
Hey. Little guy. You're okay.
Hey, I'm coming to get you.

762
00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:04,696
What are you doing?

763
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,397
Filming you, dude. It's
a fucking awesome shot.

764
00:41:06,498 --> 00:41:08,399
Uh, how do I look? I look good?

765
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,236
Yeah, dude. Looking good.

766
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,474
Oh my god.

767
00:41:16,575 --> 00:41:17,475
Are you okay?

768
00:41:18,009 --> 00:41:18,910
I don't know.

769
00:41:20,579 --> 00:41:21,346
Hey!

770
00:41:21,446 --> 00:41:22,147
Oh, you did it!

771
00:41:22,247 --> 00:41:23,481
I saved you!

772
00:41:23,582 --> 00:41:25,684
Man.
- Hey.

773
00:41:25,784 --> 00:41:27,352
You have no idea how
good of a shot that was.

774
00:41:27,452 --> 00:41:29,354
Yeah.
- Sick.

775
00:41:29,454 --> 00:41:30,455
Cool.

776
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:39,531
Hey, you alright? I'm
gonna love you right up.

777
00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:43,468
Hey, can we all agree that
he's mine? I really need this.

778
00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:45,937
What are you gonna name him?

779
00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:46,705
Tripod.

780
00:41:48,473 --> 00:41:50,408
Yeah, cause of the three legs?

781
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:53,011
Yeah, no, everyone gets it.

782
00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:56,447
All right, Evie. Looks
like we're going for a walk.

783
00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:01,486
That's awesome.

784
00:42:04,890 --> 00:42:06,725
Hey, we're only going
to the gas station, man!

785
00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:14,299
Hey, seriously, I am, I'm sorry about
that whole gas gauge thing.

786
00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,603
Everything's going wrong.

787
00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,304
Yeah, well, you don't really
have to go through with this.

788
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,275
Are you just saying that
or is that what you think?

789
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,877
I mean, just tell me
what the fuck you think

790
00:42:25,977 --> 00:42:27,913
because I'm sick of like...
- Strategically or personally?

791
00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:30,048
What? Both.

792
00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:34,019
Well, strategically, I really
think you should go home.

793
00:42:34,586 --> 00:42:38,757
Like don't call her, don't text her,
don't Snapchat her, like just go silent.

794
00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:43,595
Cause she broke up with
you. You know that, right?

795
00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:51,436
Well, that's... that's unclear.

796
00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:55,941
Okay, well what if you
don't get in next year?

797
00:42:56,942 --> 00:42:58,677
If I don't get in?
I have a 3.8 GPA.

798
00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:03,314
Okay, I won best short film in
the state media fair last year.

799
00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:05,817
And one of the Safdie
brothers watched it, you know?

800
00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:08,820
Or at least I think he did.

801
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,489
What's your big
plan, cool guy? Huh?

802
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:14,292
Um, applying to the
School of Visual Arts.

803
00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:16,594
Oh, in New York?

804
00:43:16,695 --> 00:43:17,696
Yeah.

805
00:43:19,230 --> 00:43:22,267
And I'm also applying to a
bunch of safeties that suck.

806
00:43:22,367 --> 00:43:25,070
Safeties that suck? No, no,
no, you have to go to New York.

807
00:43:25,303 --> 00:43:26,604
Are you kidding me?

808
00:43:27,572 --> 00:43:32,277
You could go to fucking Soho to see where
they shot After Hours and Basquiat.

809
00:43:32,377 --> 00:43:35,180
And Times Square, even though
it's super fucking touristy,

810
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,949
they have all the places
where they shot Taxi Driver.

811
00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:40,986
And Wall Street for
The Wolf of Wall Street.

812
00:43:41,086 --> 00:43:43,054
And the Royal Tenenbaums
house, you know? You

813
00:43:43,154 --> 00:43:44,656
know what I'm talking
about? The big old house.

814
00:43:44,756 --> 00:43:47,225
The big old house.
You've been to all of those places?

815
00:43:48,093 --> 00:43:51,129
No, I've never been
to New York, but...

816
00:43:51,229 --> 00:43:53,498
I don't know, I mean I could fucking,
I could visit you. I could.

817
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,301
Okay.

818
00:43:56,401 --> 00:43:58,603
And I mean I would actually.
I would visit you because...

819
00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:01,139
Martin Scorsese teaches at NYU.
And I could go to his office hours.

820
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:03,341
Martin Scorsese teaches at NYU?

821
00:44:03,742 --> 00:44:06,577
Yeah, I mean, you know,
maybe he's not there

822
00:44:06,678 --> 00:44:09,347
every semester, but
he's for sure around,

823
00:44:09,447 --> 00:44:11,582
like, in New York. -
Jeremy, you apply there, right?

824
00:44:15,921 --> 00:44:17,457
You want to be a filmmaker,

825
00:44:17,481 --> 00:44:19,681
you don't think maybe like you
should apply to some schools

826
00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:20,992
that have film schools?
/ Look, you don't have to go to film school

827
00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,093
to be a filmmaker anyway.

828
00:44:22,193 --> 00:44:23,494
You are so fucking frustrating!

829
00:44:23,594 --> 00:44:24,662
It's complicated! There's
a car. There's a car.

830
00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:26,664
Stop! No!

831
00:44:26,765 --> 00:44:27,432
Please!

832
00:44:32,603 --> 00:44:33,438
Yes!

833
00:44:33,538 --> 00:44:34,339
Thank you! Thank you!

834
00:44:35,941 --> 00:44:37,442
Y'all alright?

835
00:44:41,446 --> 00:44:43,715
Hey, should I be worried that
my new cat's sleeping all day?

836
00:44:43,815 --> 00:44:46,885
Dude, it's a cat.
That's what they do.

837
00:44:46,985 --> 00:44:48,686
Yeah, I just hope it doesn't
have mono or something.

838
00:44:48,787 --> 00:44:50,922
What? He doesn't have mono.

839
00:44:52,057 --> 00:44:55,193
You know, that's a really cool necklace.
It looks pretty in the light.

840
00:44:56,394 --> 00:44:57,395
Yeah, thanks.

841
00:44:59,297 --> 00:45:00,198
Is that drugs?

842
00:45:01,232 --> 00:45:02,400
Yeah.

843
00:45:03,802 --> 00:45:06,772
What the fuck? You said you didn't
have anything. You fucking lied!

844
00:45:06,872 --> 00:45:08,573
It was a lie of omission.

845
00:45:08,673 --> 00:45:10,475
Not when you say it!

846
00:45:10,575 --> 00:45:13,144
Can you just be cool? Okay,
you used to be so fucking cool.

847
00:45:13,511 --> 00:45:15,213
You used to be so fucking smart.

848
00:45:19,017 --> 00:45:20,685
Oh, look at you.

849
00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:24,122
Sorry about the temperature. We
gotta keep it cool for the furs.

850
00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:26,157
But you stay bundled up like that,
you gonna be nice and toasty.

851
00:45:26,257 --> 00:45:27,926
Hey, honeys.
- Look at that.

852
00:45:28,026 --> 00:45:29,494
Don't he look like a young
Joe Namath in that beaver?

853
00:45:29,761 --> 00:45:31,629
Yes, he does.

854
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,631
And trust me, Joe knew beaver.

855
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:36,434
Mmhmm. The chinchilla looks fab.

856
00:45:36,534 --> 00:45:37,803
Hey!
- Sure does.

857
00:45:37,903 --> 00:45:40,438
We also have a matching
bra and panty set.

858
00:45:40,538 --> 00:45:42,573
And it's a live stick of dynamite
in the bedroom, trust me.

859
00:45:42,673 --> 00:45:43,608
She ain't lying about that.

860
00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:44,409
No I ain't.

861
00:45:44,509 --> 00:45:46,244
I promise you.

862
00:45:46,344 --> 00:45:48,179
Well, we're letting the cool
air out, so we're gonna boogie.

863
00:45:48,279 --> 00:45:48,814
Let's go.

864
00:45:48,914 --> 00:45:49,680
Alright.

865
00:45:49,781 --> 00:45:50,882
Give her a tug, sweetie.

866
00:45:51,716 --> 00:45:52,884
Attagirl.

867
00:45:58,356 --> 00:46:01,759
Well, this is how we die.
I'm sorry.

868
00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:13,671
What?

869
00:46:14,272 --> 00:46:17,542
Well, it's weird, like
we've known each other

870
00:46:17,642 --> 00:46:20,378
basically our whole lives. I
mean, at least tangentially.

871
00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:21,612
Yeah.

872
00:46:21,712 --> 00:46:24,215
Yeah.

873
00:46:24,315 --> 00:46:28,154
You know,
I remember when we were in sixth grade,

874
00:46:28,178 --> 00:46:29,763
you did a presentation on Norway.

875
00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:36,394
And you showed all these pictures of seals.
And brought in like a stuffed fur seal.

876
00:46:36,962 --> 00:46:40,231
And the whole thing was just about seals.
It had nothing to do with Norway.

877
00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:43,568
You know, I remember you
puked on your desk and then

878
00:46:43,668 --> 00:46:46,237
you made all the kids around you
puke too. You remember that one?

879
00:46:46,337 --> 00:46:48,306
Yeah, I do.

880
00:46:48,406 --> 00:46:50,208
Yeah, thanks for reminding me.
That was one of the worst days of my life.

881
00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:53,544
I remember you gave me a
Valentine on Valentine's Day.

882
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:56,747
Yeah, I gave one to literally
everybody. My mom made me.

883
00:46:59,985 --> 00:47:01,652
You thought that
was just for you?

884
00:47:01,752 --> 00:47:02,653
Oh my...

885
00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:04,555
I don't know, you know...

886
00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:07,225
You thought that I had a crush
on you when we were eleven?

887
00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:10,195
I was just confused because you basically
never talked to me and then suddenly...

888
00:47:10,295 --> 00:47:12,230
Okay, well you never
talked to me either.

889
00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:13,699
Well, that's because
you were way more popular.

890
00:47:13,723 --> 00:47:14,675
There's a pecking order.

891
00:47:14,699 --> 00:47:17,402
Okay, well, you had
a glow up, so...

892
00:47:17,502 --> 00:47:20,038
Well, so did you. Not that
you needed one, you know.

893
00:47:23,141 --> 00:47:24,009
Oh shit!

894
00:47:25,510 --> 00:47:26,277
Are you okay?

895
00:47:27,378 --> 00:47:28,479
Yeah.

896
00:47:28,947 --> 00:47:31,682
Y'all okay? This
road's a little twisty.

897
00:47:31,950 --> 00:47:34,719
Yeah. Yeah, man. We're all good.

898
00:47:34,819 --> 00:47:37,122
Hot damn, the furs are working!

899
00:47:37,222 --> 00:47:38,123
Okay.

900
00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:45,230
Um, do you mind if I ask you a question
that might sound a little bit mean?

901
00:47:45,330 --> 00:47:48,233
Yeah, sure. That
sounds awesome, man.

902
00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:51,970
Don't you think that
maybe you're just

903
00:47:52,070 --> 00:47:55,006
a little too young to be so
serious about Samantha?

904
00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:57,042
No.

905
00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,277
But obviously you do.

906
00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:02,380
I don't know, I just
think there's like a

907
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,083
difference between love
love and teenage love.

908
00:48:05,183 --> 00:48:07,085
It's like a coming of age thing.

909
00:48:07,185 --> 00:48:08,987
It happens to everybody.

910
00:48:09,087 --> 00:48:10,755
So if it's happened to you,
how can you just write it off?

911
00:48:10,855 --> 00:48:12,823
Well, I was like fifteen.

912
00:48:13,358 --> 00:48:15,826
You know, he did cheat
on me, also, so...

913
00:48:16,827 --> 00:48:17,828
I'm sorry.

914
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:23,301
It's okay. People let each
other down all the time, so.

915
00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:25,403
Aren't you just saying
that because your dad is

916
00:48:25,503 --> 00:48:27,172
cheating on your mom
with the couples therapist?

917
00:48:29,074 --> 00:48:31,876
Everyone lets each other down.

918
00:48:32,377 --> 00:48:34,045
Evie, uh...

919
00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:38,849
That seems like an
exhausting way to live.

920
00:48:42,787 --> 00:48:44,222
You know what I want?

921
00:48:46,391 --> 00:48:49,927
Just once, I just want
someone to surprise me.

922
00:49:09,147 --> 00:49:11,882
What I tell you? Fur is
one hell of an aphrodisiac.

923
00:49:11,983 --> 00:49:13,351
Nature's Viagra.

924
00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:14,319
Yep.

925
00:49:14,419 --> 00:49:15,786
Come on down, sweetheart.

926
00:49:15,886 --> 00:49:16,787
Come on.

927
00:49:16,887 --> 00:49:17,788
Careful!
- Grab my hand.

928
00:49:17,888 --> 00:49:19,057
Come on, I'll help you out.

929
00:49:19,157 --> 00:49:19,657
There you go!
- Thanks.

930
00:49:19,757 --> 00:49:21,326
Be careful.

931
00:49:21,426 --> 00:49:22,127
There you go.

932
00:49:23,128 --> 00:49:25,363
Well, thanks so
much for everything.

933
00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:26,564
Whoa, whoa.

934
00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:27,432
Son.

935
00:49:28,766 --> 00:49:30,168
This coat was made for you.

936
00:49:30,268 --> 00:49:32,370
I will say, it is
pretty sick, man.

937
00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:33,671
How much is it actually?

938
00:49:33,771 --> 00:49:36,407
Twelve hundred. But I
could do eleven for you.

939
00:49:36,507 --> 00:49:38,343
You know, I got like maybe
ninety bucks in my Venmo.

940
00:49:38,443 --> 00:49:41,479
Well, we do have faux fur. Every
bit as good as the real deal.

941
00:49:43,581 --> 00:49:46,351
That song 'Perfect' by Ed
Sheeran was playing and

942
00:49:46,451 --> 00:49:48,586
you were hanging with
some assholes from

943
00:49:48,686 --> 00:49:51,222
orchestra or whatever
and I'd asked you to dance.

944
00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:52,123
Yeah, you laughed at me.

945
00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:54,925
I have no memory of that.

946
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,595
It's whatever.

947
00:49:57,962 --> 00:49:59,864
So I went into the bathroom to hide
until the song was over and...

948
00:50:01,466 --> 00:50:05,736
Wes Bird and fucking Jamie Weeda
looked over the stall divider thing

949
00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:09,006
and saw me and went outside and told
everyone I was basically taking a shit.

950
00:50:10,708 --> 00:50:12,810
I wasn't taking a shit.

951
00:50:13,178 --> 00:50:14,845
It doesn't matter if you were.

952
00:50:14,945 --> 00:50:17,382
On God, I wasn't taking a shit.

953
00:50:17,482 --> 00:50:18,849
Okay, okay. Fine.

954
00:50:18,949 --> 00:50:20,017
I was crying.

955
00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:23,054
I'm really sorry.

956
00:50:24,489 --> 00:50:25,423
It's okay, yeah.

957
00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:30,228
Who gives a crap about a seventh
grade dance anyway, you know?

958
00:50:30,495 --> 00:50:31,962
I literally almost
never think about it.

959
00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:36,234
Wait, is that why you
quit the science club?

960
00:50:36,334 --> 00:50:37,468
Wow.

961
00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:44,109
No, Aparna, I didn't quit science club
'cause you wouldn't dance with me.

962
00:50:44,209 --> 00:50:45,610
Well, I mean, you
quit everything.

963
00:50:45,976 --> 00:50:46,977
Yeah, I'm a pretty good quitter.

964
00:50:48,746 --> 00:50:49,514
Orchestra.

965
00:50:51,549 --> 00:50:52,650
Competitive Minecraft.

966
00:50:52,750 --> 00:50:53,618
Yeah.

967
00:50:53,718 --> 00:50:54,719
Coding club.

968
00:50:56,587 --> 00:50:58,556
I mean, it's like you
just fucking disappeared.

969
00:51:00,658 --> 00:51:02,093
Yeah, well, my mom died.

970
00:51:03,428 --> 00:51:04,195
What?

971
00:51:06,331 --> 00:51:10,034
Oh my god. I remember your mom.

972
00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:11,902
Yeah, well, she's dead.

973
00:51:12,002 --> 00:51:13,204
I didn't know that.

974
00:51:14,839 --> 00:51:17,475
Why didn't I know that?

975
00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:20,044
Most eighth graders
don't really read obituaries.

976
00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:27,985
I remember she used to
make those ginger cookies.

977
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:30,422
You know,
for the snacks after the math meets.

978
00:51:30,446 --> 00:51:31,746
They were really good.

979
00:51:32,890 --> 00:51:33,791
Yeah, they were.

980
00:51:38,863 --> 00:51:39,297
This is hers.

981
00:51:41,799 --> 00:51:42,800
It's a medical ID.

982
00:51:44,135 --> 00:51:46,771
That's why it's giving feminine.

983
00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:50,541
I'm really sorry about your mom.

984
00:51:50,908 --> 00:51:52,643
It's fine. I'm
not hung up on it.

985
00:51:54,044 --> 00:51:55,980
I'm still smart, by the way.

986
00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:59,049
I just don't really give
a fuck about anything.

987
00:52:04,054 --> 00:52:05,055
Okay.

988
00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:09,327
You know what, I think I actually might
like this coat better than the last one.

989
00:52:09,427 --> 00:52:10,328
Really?

990
00:52:10,428 --> 00:52:11,796
Yeah.

991
00:52:11,896 --> 00:52:12,830
You're not messing with me?

992
00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:15,166
No, man. I think you look good.

993
00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:17,034
And you'd never
know it was fake.

994
00:52:17,902 --> 00:52:20,771
I feel like I definitely want
people to think it's fake.

995
00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:22,340
Yeah, that's actually a
good point. That's true.

996
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:22,907
It's fur!

997
00:52:24,309 --> 00:52:25,142
Oh boy.
- I'm just happy we're

998
00:52:25,243 --> 00:52:26,844
fucking not dead.
- Hey.

999
00:52:27,412 --> 00:52:28,546
Gas cans are never a good sign.

1000
00:52:28,813 --> 00:52:29,914
Do you guys need a ride?

1001
00:52:32,082 --> 00:52:33,218
Yeah.
- Yes.

1002
00:52:33,318 --> 00:52:33,984
Yes, we do.
- Yes, actually.

1003
00:52:34,084 --> 00:52:35,386
Get in.

1004
00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:37,855
You will not believe
the last car we were in.

1005
00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:49,334
He's a therapy dog.

1006
00:52:50,067 --> 00:52:52,503
No way. Lo, that is sick.

1007
00:52:52,603 --> 00:52:54,004
Yeah, I know.

1008
00:52:54,104 --> 00:52:56,106
I mean, just look at him.

1009
00:52:57,875 --> 00:52:59,710
Hi buddy.

1010
00:53:03,881 --> 00:53:05,483
Your boyfriend is cute.

1011
00:53:06,351 --> 00:53:08,118
Oh, no, no. He's
not my boyfriend.

1012
00:53:19,730 --> 00:53:20,631
Bye!

1013
00:53:20,731 --> 00:53:21,732
Hey, bye!

1014
00:53:23,801 --> 00:53:26,237
Goddamn, that girl
is hot as fuck.

1015
00:53:28,105 --> 00:53:29,374
Seriously? You guys good?

1016
00:53:29,474 --> 00:53:30,975
You're awesome.

1017
00:53:31,075 --> 00:53:32,109
Get wherever you're going safely, alright?
Stay, baby!

1018
00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:32,977
Thanks, man.
- Bye!

1019
00:53:37,415 --> 00:53:40,485
I got two questions. Where did you
get this coat and who's that girl?

1020
00:53:41,919 --> 00:53:42,820
I like your cat.

1021
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:43,788
Thanks, dude.

1022
00:53:44,154 --> 00:53:45,155
I like your dog.

1023
00:53:45,890 --> 00:53:47,592
This is Gus.

1024
00:53:47,692 --> 00:53:49,059
Just did a visit at
the children's hospital.

1025
00:53:49,159 --> 00:53:50,060
Nice.

1026
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,330
Thanks.

1027
00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:53,731
I know it looks like he could eat a child,
but he's a gentle giant.

1028
00:53:55,165 --> 00:53:56,601
Wait, are you in med school?

1029
00:53:56,701 --> 00:53:57,502
Next year.

1030
00:53:57,602 --> 00:53:58,269
Oh.

1031
00:53:58,369 --> 00:53:59,570
Next year.
- Nice.

1032
00:53:59,670 --> 00:54:01,572
Yeah. Save some lives
and shit, you know.

1033
00:54:01,839 --> 00:54:02,940
Yeah, yeah.

1034
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,075
Totally. I want
to save the world.

1035
00:54:05,175 --> 00:54:06,076
Good.

1036
00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:07,177
Good. Somebody has to.

1037
00:54:08,178 --> 00:54:09,079
What's up, what's up?

1038
00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:09,914
Hey.
- Hey!

1039
00:54:10,014 --> 00:54:10,515
Nice ride.

1040
00:54:10,615 --> 00:54:11,849
Thanks.

1041
00:54:11,949 --> 00:54:13,684
It's a hybrid, but
I'm sure my carbon

1042
00:54:13,784 --> 00:54:15,553
footprint is still in
asshole territory, so.

1043
00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:20,691
Um, yeah, what's the
EPA MPGe rating on this?

1044
00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:21,592
Seventy-three.

1045
00:54:21,692 --> 00:54:23,093
Oh.

1046
00:54:23,193 --> 00:54:24,094
You know your shit.

1047
00:54:24,194 --> 00:54:26,096
Yeah. I'm Lo.

1048
00:54:26,196 --> 00:54:28,032
Yeah, um, I'm Aparna.

1049
00:54:28,132 --> 00:54:29,133
Nice to meet you.

1050
00:54:29,367 --> 00:54:30,034
Nice to meet you.

1051
00:54:32,437 --> 00:54:34,705
Um, that was Tripod in there.

1052
00:54:34,805 --> 00:54:35,606
Oh yeah, that's my cat.

1053
00:54:35,706 --> 00:54:36,206
He's cute.

1054
00:54:36,307 --> 00:54:37,141
Thanks. Yeah, he's mine.

1055
00:54:37,241 --> 00:54:38,909
I'm Yoshi, by the way.

1056
00:54:39,143 --> 00:54:39,944
Nice to meet you!
- Nice to meet you.

1057
00:54:40,044 --> 00:54:40,978
How you doing?

1058
00:54:41,078 --> 00:54:42,112
Anyways, I gotta go.

1059
00:54:42,212 --> 00:54:43,113
Yeah.

1060
00:54:43,213 --> 00:54:44,114
See you later.

1061
00:54:44,214 --> 00:54:44,849
Ciao.
- Ciao!

1062
00:54:44,949 --> 00:54:45,650
Ciao.

1063
00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:46,751
Peace.

1064
00:54:51,221 --> 00:54:52,957
Why are you cockblocking me?

1065
00:54:58,128 --> 00:54:59,597
I know this is a big ask.

1066
00:55:00,765 --> 00:55:02,767
That is not lost on me.

1067
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,301
I appreciate you.

1068
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:08,573
Hello?

1069
00:55:08,906 --> 00:55:12,009
Hey Principal Fisher, I got
a bit of a development here.

1070
00:55:12,677 --> 00:55:14,144
Yeah?

1071
00:55:14,244 --> 00:55:17,748
I got into a tiny fender bender.

1072
00:55:17,848 --> 00:55:18,749
What?

1073
00:55:18,849 --> 00:55:20,851
Oh my god. How bad?

1074
00:55:20,951 --> 00:55:24,822
Mmm, hard to say.

1075
00:55:24,922 --> 00:55:27,224
Definitely some dings,
some cosmetic stuff.

1076
00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,727
Ugh, this is so annoying.

1077
00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:32,029
But the good news is, it
was a single car accident.

1078
00:55:32,129 --> 00:55:33,464
So that's great.

1079
00:55:33,564 --> 00:55:36,300
Yeah, yeah. My car.
My car's the car.

1080
00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:39,069
Yeah, yes. Yeah, that's true.
You got, you nailed that one.

1081
00:55:39,704 --> 00:55:42,172
Um, but don't worry though, my ex-partner's
hauling ass in their direction.

1082
00:55:42,272 --> 00:55:43,541
Okay, I gotta hang up now.

1083
00:55:43,641 --> 00:55:45,042
Okay, but the glass
is half full here.

1084
00:55:46,276 --> 00:55:47,277
What's the latest?

1085
00:55:52,282 --> 00:55:53,183
You.

1086
00:55:53,283 --> 00:55:54,284
Walk out.

1087
00:55:54,819 --> 00:55:55,820
Now. Go.

1088
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:58,423
And don't say a fucking word.

1089
00:55:59,056 --> 00:56:00,357
Wash your hands
when you get home.

1090
00:56:01,826 --> 00:56:02,793
Are you finished?

1091
00:56:02,893 --> 00:56:03,828
Almost.

1092
00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:06,597
Come on.

1093
00:56:06,697 --> 00:56:08,198
Okay, I'm done.

1094
00:56:24,048 --> 00:56:25,049
What?

1095
00:56:26,417 --> 00:56:27,084
What?

1096
00:56:29,687 --> 00:56:30,087
Oh, I thought you
said something.

1097
00:56:31,088 --> 00:56:32,089
No.

1098
00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:39,497
There are surfers
trying to find hundred foot

1099
00:56:39,597 --> 00:56:41,065
waves to surf, but they
can never find them.

1100
00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:45,936
But they keep looking and
like, do they know on some level

1101
00:56:46,036 --> 00:56:47,872
that this giant monster wave
is probably how they die?

1102
00:56:49,907 --> 00:56:53,343
Like they're looking for
the wave that kills them.

1103
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:56,614
Fuck.

1104
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,184
That's some like Moby
Dick shit there, you know.

1105
00:57:01,318 --> 00:57:03,353
Um, dude, are you alright?

1106
00:57:05,189 --> 00:57:07,558
Yeah. Yeah, no. I'm
just on mushrooms.

1107
00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:11,161
Oh my god, dude! You said you didn't have
any drugs in the car.

1108
00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:13,664
He also has marijuana.

1109
00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:15,933
Oh my god, this fucking
narc, you know? She

1110
00:57:16,033 --> 00:57:17,668
used to be so cool. We
don't know what happened.

1111
00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:19,537
Okay, how long do shrooms last?

1112
00:57:19,637 --> 00:57:23,173
I don't know, man.
I timed them wrong.

1113
00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:25,409
Obviously they were supposed to
hit when we got to campus, so.

1114
00:57:27,144 --> 00:57:29,279
Hey, at least I'm not driving.

1115
00:57:29,379 --> 00:57:31,582
Dude! You are driving!

1116
00:57:33,383 --> 00:57:35,953
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

1117
00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:38,422
No, seriously man, you
are driving the car.

1118
00:57:42,259 --> 00:57:43,460
Are you messing with me?

1119
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,763
No! Are you messing with me?

1120
00:57:47,397 --> 00:57:48,398
Yeah, dude.

1121
00:57:51,235 --> 00:57:53,871
Okay, but you don't have
any more drugs in the car?

1122
00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:57,575
No, man. I did them all.

1123
00:57:58,342 --> 00:57:59,877
Pull the fuck over, Yoshi!

1124
00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:00,978
Yeah, okay. Good idea.

1125
00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:03,347
Take the next right.

1126
00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:13,457
Hey, how many times have I been like,
'Dude, are there drugs in this car?'

1127
00:58:14,759 --> 00:58:17,628
Probably many. I don't know what
you want me to say, okay? It's for work.

1128
00:58:18,428 --> 00:58:19,564
Work?

1129
00:58:19,664 --> 00:58:21,431
Wait, look. Chapel
Hill, 27 miles.

1130
00:58:21,966 --> 00:58:23,167
Oh shit!

1131
00:58:23,267 --> 00:58:24,334
Yes! Finally!

1132
00:58:25,435 --> 00:58:26,436
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

1133
00:58:27,037 --> 00:58:28,338
Oh my god, you're joking.
- Oh...

1134
00:58:28,438 --> 00:58:29,506
Fuck.

1135
00:58:29,607 --> 00:58:30,575
Wait. We didn't learn this.

1136
00:58:30,675 --> 00:58:31,341
Where do I go?
- Stay cool.

1137
00:58:31,441 --> 00:58:32,342
Where do I go?

1138
00:58:32,442 --> 00:58:34,011
What do I do? I don't know!

1139
00:58:34,111 --> 00:58:34,612
Just fucking pull over
to the side of the road!

1140
00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:35,512
You gotta pull over.

1141
00:58:35,613 --> 00:58:37,181
Dude, stop moving the vehicle.

1142
00:58:37,281 --> 00:58:38,949
Okay. I'm pulling over.

1143
00:58:39,049 --> 00:58:39,950
I just farted.

1144
00:58:40,050 --> 00:58:41,485
What?

1145
00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:43,520
Seriously?
- I fart when I'm nervous, okay?

1146
00:58:43,821 --> 00:58:44,488
Why though?

1147
00:58:53,097 --> 00:58:53,564
Oh my god.

1148
00:58:58,736 --> 00:59:00,204
This could be alright,
she looks nice.

1149
00:59:03,473 --> 00:59:04,609
Hey.

1150
00:59:04,709 --> 00:59:05,943
You know how fast
you were going?

1151
00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:08,045
I was probably going
a little over, I'm sorry.

1152
00:59:08,145 --> 00:59:08,579
Eighty-four.

1153
00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:13,250
You in a hurry?

1154
00:59:13,350 --> 00:59:16,887
Oh, we um, we have
an injured cat back here.

1155
00:59:16,987 --> 00:59:18,956
Yeah, we're just trying
to get him to a vet.

1156
00:59:19,156 --> 00:59:20,157
Yeah, he lost his leg.

1157
00:59:20,257 --> 00:59:22,492
Yeah, but goddammit,
he's a fighter.

1158
00:59:22,593 --> 00:59:23,594
How about we cut that shit?

1159
00:59:24,862 --> 00:59:25,529
Give me your IDs.

1160
00:59:26,330 --> 00:59:27,331
All of you.

1161
00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:29,800
ID?

1162
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,301
Um, okay. Just one second.

1163
00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:32,637
What kind of ID?

1164
00:59:32,737 --> 00:59:33,771
What's considered...
- Don't ask.

1165
00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:34,972
Come on.

1166
00:59:35,272 --> 00:59:36,506
Just give it to her.

1167
00:59:37,742 --> 00:59:38,442
Here's ID, yeah.

1168
00:59:42,947 --> 00:59:44,248
Sit tight.

1169
00:59:44,348 --> 00:59:46,183
Thank you for your service.

1170
00:59:46,283 --> 00:59:48,318
We only say that to
military people. She's not...

1171
00:59:48,418 --> 00:59:49,553
Fucked, guys.

1172
00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:53,023
I got 'em.

1173
00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:56,093
Those little fuckers
must be freaking out.

1174
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,863
Hell yeah.

1175
00:59:58,963 --> 01:00:00,299
You have the right to remain silent.

1176
01:00:00,323 --> 01:00:01,875
You have the right to shit
all over yourself.

1177
01:00:01,899 --> 01:00:03,500
I miss it. This
is the good stuff.

1178
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:04,601
I'm just pretending
to run the info.

1179
01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:09,439
Which is a high school ID.

1180
01:00:09,539 --> 01:00:11,041
A bus pass.

1181
01:00:11,141 --> 01:00:13,610
A Planet Fitness
membership card.

1182
01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:16,580
And a Panda Express punch card.

1183
01:00:18,315 --> 01:00:19,216
We're fucked.

1184
01:00:19,316 --> 01:00:19,984
It's over.

1185
01:00:20,084 --> 01:00:21,218
Go.

1186
01:00:21,318 --> 01:00:22,286
What?

1187
01:00:22,386 --> 01:00:23,654
Dude...
- We gotta go.

1188
01:00:23,754 --> 01:00:24,554
No! / Okay,
I still have drugs in the car.

1189
01:00:24,655 --> 01:00:25,289
What?
- What?

1190
01:00:25,389 --> 01:00:27,057
Yes! I know! I'm sorry!

1191
01:00:27,157 --> 01:00:28,125
What the fuck are you talking about?
/ Okay?

1192
01:00:28,225 --> 01:00:29,159
I asked you like a thousand
times

1193
01:00:29,259 --> 01:00:30,527
Are you fucking
kidding me, Yoshi?

1194
01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:31,461
Oh my god!
/ It's my job, okay? I, seriously...

1195
01:00:31,561 --> 01:00:32,830
No, no! Don't go.

1196
01:00:32,930 --> 01:00:33,898
Okay, Evie? I think we gotta go.

1197
01:00:33,998 --> 01:00:34,865
No.

1198
01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:35,933
We gotta go. Come on, we gotta

1199
01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:40,004
Ah, you little
bitch-ass mother...

1200
01:00:40,104 --> 01:00:40,671
Fuck!

1201
01:00:43,941 --> 01:00:44,608
You tiny bitch.

1202
01:00:46,343 --> 01:00:47,277
Oh my god.
- What happened?

1203
01:00:47,745 --> 01:00:49,013
Are you kidding me?

1204
01:00:49,113 --> 01:00:50,781
Go, go, go! Keep going.

1205
01:00:50,881 --> 01:00:52,316
Okay, I really, I
don't like this at all.

1206
01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:53,951
Oh, it's on now!

1207
01:00:55,352 --> 01:00:57,656
Shit, I forgot my Panda Express card.

1208
01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:59,433
I was one punch away
from some free rangoons

1209
01:00:59,757 --> 01:01:00,758
Can we go back?

1210
01:01:00,858 --> 01:01:02,960
No!
- No, go, go, go! Keep going.

1211
01:01:06,230 --> 01:01:08,032
Okay, okay, okay, what
do I do here? There's an RV.

1212
01:01:08,132 --> 01:01:09,033
You gotta go around this guy.

1213
01:01:09,133 --> 01:01:10,434
No, I know, I know, I know.

1214
01:01:10,534 --> 01:01:12,036
Yes, shit, you gotta
go around this guy. Shit!

1215
01:01:12,136 --> 01:01:13,037
Watch out, watch out!

1216
01:01:15,105 --> 01:01:16,506
Holy shit.

1217
01:01:16,606 --> 01:01:17,641
Oh my god, oh my god. That
was not okay. That was not okay.

1218
01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:20,044
That was awesome.

1219
01:01:20,144 --> 01:01:21,111
Alright, everyone hold on.

1220
01:01:21,211 --> 01:01:22,379
Oh fuck!

1221
01:01:22,646 --> 01:01:24,681
Pass! Pass! Pass!

1222
01:01:24,782 --> 01:01:26,616
No, no, don't go. There's too many cars.
There's too many cars.

1223
01:01:26,717 --> 01:01:28,986
Look, at this point really
it's just about not being afraid to die.

1224
01:01:29,219 --> 01:01:30,087
I'm afraid to die!

1225
01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:31,088
Me too!

1226
01:01:35,225 --> 01:01:37,127
This is crazy! We're still
being chased. Let's go!

1227
01:01:37,227 --> 01:01:38,896
I didn't think we make it.

1228
01:01:38,996 --> 01:01:40,430
Like, I've made
peace with it. Fuck!

1229
01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:41,365
Evie!

1230
01:01:41,465 --> 01:01:42,266
Okay, everyone hold on!

1231
01:01:43,167 --> 01:01:45,669
♪ Think of all the good
times that we've had. ♪

1232
01:02:08,492 --> 01:02:09,794
Thank God.

1233
01:02:10,027 --> 01:02:11,962
Oh my god

1234
01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:14,198
Fuck, Evie! They should straight up
just give you your license for that.

1235
01:02:15,099 --> 01:02:16,433
Wow.

1236
01:02:16,533 --> 01:02:18,068
I will shoot
your dick and balls!

1237
01:02:18,168 --> 01:02:18,568
What the fuck?

1238
01:02:20,004 --> 01:02:21,671
Fuck you, Paul!

1239
01:02:21,772 --> 01:02:25,142
No, fuck you, Terry! You
think you can rob me?

1240
01:02:25,242 --> 01:02:27,644
I am collecting a
debt, motherfucker!

1241
01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:29,079
Wait, what's going on?

1242
01:02:29,179 --> 01:02:30,380
You think marijuana
just grows on trees?

1243
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,249
It does grow on trees!

1244
01:02:32,349 --> 01:02:34,484
Wait, they have fucking
guns. They have fucking guns.

1245
01:02:34,584 --> 01:02:36,120
Oh my god. Oh my god, I've
never seen a fucking gun before.

1246
01:02:36,220 --> 01:02:37,754
I will shoot you, Terry!

1247
01:02:38,055 --> 01:02:39,957
Not if I shoot you first!

1248
01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:43,961
Oh god! What the
fuck is, what is

1249
01:02:44,061 --> 01:02:45,762
He's coming in the car!

1250
01:02:47,231 --> 01:02:47,998
Okay! Okay, okay, okay!

1251
01:02:48,098 --> 01:02:48,966
Drive!

1252
01:02:49,066 --> 01:02:50,000
What? No!
- Drive the car!

1253
01:02:50,234 --> 01:02:52,202
Wait, you walked to a robbery?

1254
01:02:52,302 --> 01:02:55,305
You trying to get shot in
the asshole, son? Cause

1255
01:02:55,405 --> 01:02:57,641
today is the day that
I'm shooting assholes off.

1256
01:02:57,741 --> 01:02:59,143
Now drive the fucking car!

1257
01:02:59,243 --> 01:02:59,743
Okay! Okay! Okay!

1258
01:03:00,710 --> 01:03:01,645
Fuck?

1259
01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:06,516
God, fuck, we're going to jail.
We're going to go to fucking jail.

1260
01:03:06,616 --> 01:03:09,386
Y'all ain't going to jail.
It's me who's going to jail!

1261
01:03:09,486 --> 01:03:11,355
Who the fuck are you?

1262
01:03:11,455 --> 01:03:12,456
I'm Terry.

1263
01:03:13,223 --> 01:03:15,893
Freeze! Everybody step
out of the vehicle.

1264
01:03:15,993 --> 01:03:18,162
Put your hands in
the air. Come on.

1265
01:03:18,262 --> 01:03:20,564
Hands in the air! Now
move to the front of the car.

1266
01:03:20,664 --> 01:03:21,765
Put your hands on the hood.

1267
01:03:22,566 --> 01:03:23,700
Fuck that.

1268
01:03:24,101 --> 01:03:27,471
Hey! Big boy! Hey!
Hey! Hey, come back!

1269
01:03:27,571 --> 01:03:28,638
No!

1270
01:03:28,906 --> 01:03:30,640
Fuck. Goddammit!

1271
01:03:31,909 --> 01:03:32,843
Come on.

1272
01:03:33,110 --> 01:03:35,345
Okay, I know this looks bad.

1273
01:03:35,445 --> 01:03:38,149
Hell yeah.
You stole a driver's education car

1274
01:03:38,173 --> 01:03:39,625
and you fled from the state police.

1275
01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:43,655
Yeah, and I get that.
This is a driver's ed car

1276
01:03:43,679 --> 01:03:45,679
that we borrowed without permission.

1277
01:03:45,956 --> 01:03:49,026
But we're trying to drive
to Chapel Hill so that

1278
01:03:49,126 --> 01:03:51,661
he can save his relationship
with his girlfriend.

1279
01:03:51,761 --> 01:03:52,829
Dumbass.

1280
01:03:53,297 --> 01:03:57,201
Look, when you pulled us
over, we panicked, okay?

1281
01:03:58,168 --> 01:04:01,038
But that guy, he just
robbed this hot dog shack.

1282
01:04:01,138 --> 01:04:02,339
What?

1283
01:04:02,439 --> 01:04:05,342
He is running down the
road and he is armed and

1284
01:04:05,442 --> 01:04:07,777
dangerous and he says
he's shooting assholes off.

1285
01:04:08,812 --> 01:04:10,114
Whatever that means.

1286
01:04:11,381 --> 01:04:13,817
This is the luckiest day
of your goddamn life.

1287
01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:27,597
What do you mean pursuit?

1288
01:04:27,697 --> 01:04:29,266
Just what I said. She's
pursuing an armed felon.

1289
01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:30,267
Yes.

1290
01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:31,868
No!

1291
01:04:31,969 --> 01:04:34,071
Oh come on. There's
gotta be some part of you

1292
01:04:34,171 --> 01:04:36,173
that's rooting for these
kids, right? Little bit?

1293
01:04:36,406 --> 01:04:38,909
No. Not even a little.
Absolutely not.

1294
01:04:54,191 --> 01:04:57,928
We made it guys. I
mean, we're here.

1295
01:04:58,028 --> 01:05:00,164
Dude, I know. I feel like giddy.

1296
01:05:00,697 --> 01:05:01,798
I know, me too.
- I know!

1297
01:05:02,199 --> 01:05:03,867
God damn, we're not
in Kansas anymore.

1298
01:05:05,202 --> 01:05:07,871
We are in the Emerald City.

1299
01:05:09,206 --> 01:05:11,275
Look at these douchebags.

1300
01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:13,577
What are they doing?

1301
01:05:13,877 --> 01:05:16,513
Why would Sam hang
around guys like this?

1302
01:05:16,613 --> 01:05:17,847
Thanks, Aparna.

1303
01:05:18,382 --> 01:05:21,318
Nah man, she dated you,
you know. She must be into

1304
01:05:21,418 --> 01:05:23,988
like skinny, physically
non-threatening dudes.

1305
01:05:24,221 --> 01:05:25,355
Beta males.

1306
01:05:25,455 --> 01:05:27,691
No, no, no. This dude
is not a beta, okay?

1307
01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:29,893
Look what we did today.
He's a fucking omega.

1308
01:05:30,860 --> 01:05:32,596
Doesn't give a fuck.

1309
01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:42,072
Hey, Dakota. Hey, yeah, I have
a John McClean here to see Samantha Pierce?

1310
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:45,575
Uh-huh. Okay.

1311
01:05:45,675 --> 01:05:46,476
Sorry, she's not here.

1312
01:05:47,811 --> 01:05:50,880
Oh, um, well could you ask
where she is by any chance?

1313
01:05:51,715 --> 01:05:54,818
No. Um, creepy.

1314
01:05:54,918 --> 01:05:58,122
Oh no, I'm not, I'm not
creepy. I swear, I'm not.

1315
01:05:58,222 --> 01:05:59,156
That's not me.

1316
01:05:59,256 --> 01:06:00,757
Bro, you're being weird.

1317
01:06:01,558 --> 01:06:04,661
No, I'm not being weird
actually. I promise I'm not.

1318
01:06:04,761 --> 01:06:07,164
This is not weird. I'm...
It's not what it looks like.

1319
01:06:07,264 --> 01:06:08,832
Can you please connect
me to security?

1320
01:06:08,932 --> 01:06:10,934
Okay. Sorry. Thanks. Yeah.

1321
01:06:11,735 --> 01:06:12,736
Fuck.

1322
01:06:16,506 --> 01:06:17,274
Hey.

1323
01:06:19,509 --> 01:06:22,679
You know, I was actually
just rethinking this.

1324
01:06:22,779 --> 01:06:25,682
I think maybe one of
you guys should go up

1325
01:06:25,782 --> 01:06:28,585
and like talk to her roommate,
you know, get some intel.

1326
01:06:28,685 --> 01:06:31,855
Just cause I think it's like,
you know, I want to surprise

1327
01:06:31,955 --> 01:06:34,691
her. Like I think that would
be way more romantic.

1328
01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:36,026
What do you think?

1329
01:06:37,794 --> 01:06:38,962
Okay. Alright.

1330
01:06:40,297 --> 01:06:40,964
Thank you. Thanks.

1331
01:06:50,307 --> 01:06:51,975
Do you guys think I'm weird?

1332
01:06:56,313 --> 01:06:59,283
Hey. Sorry, I'm looking for Sam?

1333
01:07:00,350 --> 01:07:03,920
Is this a bad time? / Bitch, please.
You want some Bareass?

1334
01:07:04,321 --> 01:07:05,722
Sorry, Bareass?
- Chardonnay. Come on.

1335
01:07:07,724 --> 01:07:08,792
Okay

1336
01:07:17,567 --> 01:07:21,271
So, I'm pretty sure
Sam's at Sociology. Or

1337
01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:24,908
maybe Zoology. I don't
know, one of the ologies.

1338
01:07:25,008 --> 01:07:26,410
Here. Sit. Please.

1339
01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:28,078
Okay.

1340
01:07:31,014 --> 01:07:32,249
Wait, don't you have her number?

1341
01:07:32,349 --> 01:07:33,983
Oh, um, my phone died.

1342
01:07:34,851 --> 01:07:36,320
You want to just
call her on mine?

1343
01:07:36,586 --> 01:07:38,888
I don't want to bother
her if she's in class.

1344
01:07:41,925 --> 01:07:43,927
You coming out with us tonight?

1345
01:07:44,027 --> 01:07:46,663
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I just, I
mean I have to meet some

1346
01:07:46,763 --> 01:07:49,733
friends first, but um... Remind
me, what's the plan again?

1347
01:07:50,667 --> 01:07:53,770
Kappa's throwing. Super
hot guys, and not all of them

1348
01:07:53,870 --> 01:07:57,474
are assholes. Just don't
leave your drink unattended.

1349
01:08:07,251 --> 01:08:08,818
You're an architect.

1350
01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:12,055
I am? - Yeah. Yeah,
I'm very intuitive.

1351
01:08:15,225 --> 01:08:19,363
But you want to be an adventurer.
Something's holding you back.

1352
01:08:20,397 --> 01:08:21,064
What is it?

1353
01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:23,066
I think it's you.

1354
01:08:24,401 --> 01:08:26,069
Well, what's gonna happen to me?

1355
01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:29,873
I don't know. Can
you do my back?

1356
01:08:31,141 --> 01:08:32,309
Sure, okay.

1357
01:08:34,411 --> 01:08:36,045
Whoo! Okay.

1358
01:08:39,383 --> 01:08:40,784
Oh, yes please.

1359
01:08:40,884 --> 01:08:41,951
Some for you.

1360
01:08:42,051 --> 01:08:43,620
Muchas gracias.

1361
01:08:48,992 --> 01:08:50,727
You can't volley at the net.

1362
01:08:50,827 --> 01:08:52,095
What?

1363
01:08:52,662 --> 01:08:54,631
In pickleball, you can't
volley within seven

1364
01:08:54,731 --> 01:08:55,999
feet of the net. It's
called the kitchen.

1365
01:08:57,401 --> 01:08:59,336
Right.
- Right.

1366
01:08:59,436 --> 01:09:01,104
So how did you really
break your arms?

1367
01:09:05,709 --> 01:09:07,644
Okay, I'm not gonna bullshit
you anymore. I crashed

1368
01:09:07,744 --> 01:09:10,180
my car into the back of
a fucking ice cream truck.

1369
01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:12,115
And I wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

1370
01:09:13,683 --> 01:09:16,420
The airbag just like
obliterated me. I mean,

1371
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:19,155
there's no way that's
how it's meant to work.

1372
01:09:19,256 --> 01:09:21,090
It was like way too much force.

1373
01:09:22,692 --> 01:09:25,762
I can't let you teach
Driver's Ed anymore.

1374
01:09:25,862 --> 01:09:27,931
Yeah, I get that.

1375
01:09:28,465 --> 01:09:29,833
Can I be honest with you?

1376
01:09:29,933 --> 01:09:32,536
Yeah.

1377
01:09:32,636 --> 01:09:35,672
I think my novel's
a piece of shit.

1378
01:09:35,772 --> 01:09:38,608
And I really hate the
main character, which is

1379
01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:40,844
messed up cause it's
like semi-autobiographical.

1380
01:09:42,779 --> 01:09:46,316
I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
I think the problem is that um...

1381
01:09:50,287 --> 01:09:53,257
Uh, I'm not good at anything.

1382
01:09:53,357 --> 01:09:57,394
I can't believe I'm saying this,
but you're actually really good with kids.

1383
01:09:57,494 --> 01:09:58,895
Really? You think so?

1384
01:09:58,995 --> 01:10:01,898
Yes. I mean you like them
a fuck of a lot more than I do.

1385
01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:04,934
Do you know what I mean?

1386
01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:07,737
I do. Why do you have
this job? Did you lose a bet?

1387
01:10:11,375 --> 01:10:13,243
Oh my god!

1388
01:10:14,344 --> 01:10:16,913
It's like sex permeates
the air here, you know?

1389
01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:19,549
You can feel it

1390
01:10:19,649 --> 01:10:22,521
By the way, I know it's weird timing,

1391
01:10:22,545 --> 01:10:24,945
but thank you guys for,
you know, coming along.

1392
01:10:25,021 --> 01:10:30,660
I don't think I uh... could
have done this without you guys.

1393
01:10:31,395 --> 01:10:34,831
Alright well, you have not done it yet,
so don't get too excited here.

1394
01:10:35,765 --> 01:10:39,436
Well, whatever. Up
until this point, I guess.

1395
01:10:39,536 --> 01:10:41,771
That's fair.
- Take the compliment.

1396
01:10:44,841 --> 01:10:46,209
Hey, you think I could
talk to you for a second?

1397
01:10:47,544 --> 01:10:48,211
Yeah, sure.

1398
01:10:53,550 --> 01:10:55,218
You know I was
kidding today, right?

1399
01:10:56,553 --> 01:10:57,220
Uh, when?

1400
01:10:59,022 --> 01:11:01,991
Today.

1401
01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:07,764
Yoshi. Your mom died. You're
in a lot of pain and it's okay.

1402
01:11:09,566 --> 01:11:11,701
I'm basically over it.

1403
01:11:11,801 --> 01:11:13,236
It's okay, you don't
have to be over it.

1404
01:11:15,572 --> 01:11:16,573
I'm not.

1405
01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:23,413
I know. But you also can't make that
an excuse for not taking care of yourself.

1406
01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:30,253
What if I feel like this
for the rest of my life?

1407
01:11:32,589 --> 01:11:35,325
No, I don't... I
don't think you will.

1408
01:11:38,261 --> 01:11:42,131
You can definitely let
it go without losing her.

1409
01:11:43,567 --> 01:11:45,234
You know that, right?

1410
01:11:49,573 --> 01:11:50,574
Yeah.

1411
01:11:51,274 --> 01:11:56,245
So, like... who do
you know that's dead?

1412
01:11:58,615 --> 01:12:00,283
Um, my grandmother.

1413
01:12:01,618 --> 01:12:03,520
Fucking old people, right?

1414
01:12:03,620 --> 01:12:05,288
Yeah.

1415
01:12:12,629 --> 01:12:14,297
This is nightclub level shit.

1416
01:12:17,266 --> 01:12:19,302
Yo, what's good player?

1417
01:12:19,869 --> 01:12:22,305
Those two are good.
Go on in. Go ahead.

1418
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:24,307
No, no, no, they're with us.

1419
01:12:25,642 --> 01:12:26,309
Girls only.

1420
01:12:28,111 --> 01:12:29,145
I got coke.

1421
01:12:29,646 --> 01:12:32,849
Yeah, we all do. Fuck off.

1422
01:12:32,949 --> 01:12:36,252
No, guys, these rules seem
like arbitrary. -Yeah

1423
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:39,456
Okay. Alright, you guys just go in.
We'll figure something out. Yeah yeah!

1424
01:12:39,556 --> 01:12:40,524
Are you sure?
- Yeah yeah yeah

1425
01:12:40,624 --> 01:12:42,191
Totally.

1426
01:12:42,291 --> 01:12:43,326
Come on. They'll live.

1427
01:12:44,661 --> 01:12:45,862
Fuck that guy.

1428
01:12:45,962 --> 01:12:47,397
Yeah, dude.

1429
01:12:47,497 --> 01:12:49,966
Weird thing is I actually
kind of liked him, you know?

1430
01:12:51,234 --> 01:12:54,270
Okay, we need another
plan. We gotta figure this out.

1431
01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:57,907
Get the fuck in. That's the plan, okay?
Let's Santa Claus this bitch.

1432
01:12:58,007 --> 01:13:00,577
Let's free climb up the side and
jump down through the chimney.

1433
01:13:00,677 --> 01:13:01,344
Yeah.

1434
01:13:02,679 --> 01:13:04,914
Um, alright, is there a plan B?

1435
01:13:12,255 --> 01:13:17,661
Oh my god.
- Everyone's wearing handcuffs.

1436
01:13:17,761 --> 01:13:22,566
This party is fire. Did I
just sound like a total dork?

1437
01:13:22,666 --> 01:13:26,603
No, you're not a dork. You're fucking cool
and you're gonna save the world.

1438
01:13:26,703 --> 01:13:28,371
You're fucking cool.

1439
01:13:29,706 --> 01:13:31,274
Do you wanna get a drink?

1440
01:13:31,374 --> 01:13:32,542
Yeah, yeah, I actually do.

1441
01:13:34,210 --> 01:13:35,945
Just stay close, okay?

1442
01:13:45,088 --> 01:13:46,089
Shit.

1443
01:13:51,728 --> 01:13:52,395
It's a basement.

1444
01:13:54,731 --> 01:13:55,899
Oh shit.

1445
01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:59,202
Fuck, it's locked.

1446
01:13:59,969 --> 01:14:01,805
Think you could throw
me through the door?

1447
01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:03,640
No.

1448
01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:04,774
Yeah, maybe I could
break it down.

1449
01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:06,409
Fuck!

1450
01:14:07,744 --> 01:14:08,411
Fuck!

1451
01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:12,415
Oh shit.

1452
01:14:20,557 --> 01:14:21,224
Alright.

1453
01:14:23,126 --> 01:14:24,127
Oh, I know!

1454
01:14:25,762 --> 01:14:26,763
Yeah, for real.

1455
01:14:26,996 --> 01:14:28,397
That is so funny though.

1456
01:14:29,933 --> 01:14:31,234
Oh, shit!

1457
01:14:44,948 --> 01:14:46,650
Whoa!

1458
01:14:49,252 --> 01:14:51,154
Oh, tight lid game.
- Guard your dog.

1459
01:14:51,254 --> 01:14:52,822
What?

1460
01:14:52,922 --> 01:14:53,690
Guard your dog!

1461
01:14:53,790 --> 01:14:54,457
Shit!

1462
01:14:55,424 --> 01:14:57,360
Dude. Are you okay man?

1463
01:14:57,460 --> 01:15:00,930
No, he just punched me in the
dick, dude! Why did he do that?

1464
01:15:01,030 --> 01:15:02,398
I don't know, he told
you to guard your dog,

1465
01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:03,466
dude, and you didn't guard it.
- I know! I know!

1466
01:15:05,201 --> 01:15:06,202
What a dick.

1467
01:15:08,805 --> 01:15:10,473
This is a sick
party though, right?

1468
01:15:15,812 --> 01:15:17,313
What is wrong with you, dude?

1469
01:15:17,814 --> 01:15:18,481
Gotta dance.

1470
01:15:20,216 --> 01:15:21,951
Woo!

1471
01:15:35,464 --> 01:15:37,000
I think I like girls.

1472
01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:44,007
I don't know what I
am or anything, but...

1473
01:15:45,742 --> 01:15:47,010
Yeah, I like girls.

1474
01:15:48,244 --> 01:15:49,813
Hey, that's cool.

1475
01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:55,819
You know, you're the only
person I've ever said that to.

1476
01:15:56,753 --> 01:15:59,656
Wait. If I'm the only
person, does that mean...

1477
01:16:01,024 --> 01:16:03,426
Does that mean you
haven't like... you know...

1478
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:06,195
No, I don't even
know how to start.

1479
01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:08,632
I mean, everyone knows
me already and...

1480
01:16:09,365 --> 01:16:11,968
So I feel like I just need to wait until
next year to completely reinvent myself.

1481
01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:13,169
No, no Aparna

1482
01:16:13,269 --> 01:16:15,805
Fuck waiting.

1483
01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:18,942
Come on, Jeremy didn't wait. He just...
he just got in the car and came here.

1484
01:16:20,109 --> 01:16:23,046
Yeah, well, Jeremy's
gonna get his heart broken.

1485
01:16:23,146 --> 01:16:24,280
Yeah, I know.

1486
01:16:26,182 --> 01:16:27,583
But you know, I don't
really think that's the point.

1487
01:16:41,698 --> 01:16:42,866
Hey hey!

1488
01:16:43,867 --> 01:16:44,634
Thank you.

1489
01:16:51,074 --> 01:16:53,009
So what's going on
with you and Evie?

1490
01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:54,177
What?

1491
01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:56,212
What do you mean?

1492
01:16:56,312 --> 01:16:58,948
"What do you mean?"

1493
01:16:59,048 --> 01:17:00,984
There's nothing going on with me and Evie.
I don't know what you're talking about.

1494
01:17:01,084 --> 01:17:02,318
Why not?

1495
01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:06,522
Like, she's fine. She's nice,
she's creative, she's smart.

1496
01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:08,825
Dude, I came here for Samantha.

1497
01:17:13,429 --> 01:17:15,098
Maybe we don't know why we go
anywhere. -

1498
01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:17,834
What?

1499
01:17:17,934 --> 01:17:19,168
Oh... shit

1500
01:17:19,402 --> 01:17:20,469
What, what, what?

1501
01:17:21,437 --> 01:17:22,906
Is it your dick?

1502
01:17:23,006 --> 01:17:24,841
No, no, no, it's my butt,
dude. No cap. Okay?

1503
01:17:26,442 --> 01:17:29,245
Mudslides are running straight through me.
I gotta go find a bathroom.

1504
01:17:29,345 --> 01:17:31,047
Alright, good luck man.

1505
01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:32,081
Guard your dog.

1506
01:17:32,181 --> 01:17:34,050
Oh! Fuck!

1507
01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:35,819
Oh Jesus!

1508
01:17:35,919 --> 01:17:37,153
You warned me, man.

1509
01:17:47,363 --> 01:17:48,832
Oh my god, you made it!

1510
01:17:48,932 --> 01:17:50,566
Hey!

1511
01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:52,568
Um, hey, wait, where's Aparna?

1512
01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:53,870
Oh, she went to the bathroom.

1513
01:17:53,970 --> 01:17:56,039
Oh shit, yeah, so did Yoshi.

1514
01:17:56,139 --> 01:17:58,141
Hey, have you seen
Samantha anywhere? Like...

1515
01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:01,177
No. No, I don't even
think she's here, honestly.

1516
01:18:01,644 --> 01:18:02,846
Yo, take the bottle!

1517
01:18:02,946 --> 01:18:03,847
Oh! Yeah!

1518
01:18:03,947 --> 01:18:05,548
Oh, thanks man.

1519
01:18:06,649 --> 01:18:07,283
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1520
01:18:07,383 --> 01:18:08,251
Gimme your hand.

1521
01:18:09,218 --> 01:18:10,619
No, no, no, we don't
want this. We're all good.

1522
01:18:12,188 --> 01:18:13,622
Champagne and shackles,
bro. I have to do this.

1523
01:18:15,058 --> 01:18:15,825
Enjoy.

1524
01:18:32,241 --> 01:18:33,076
Hey!

1525
01:18:33,743 --> 01:18:34,978
Hey!
- It's you!

1526
01:18:35,979 --> 01:18:37,313
Uh, Aparna.

1527
01:18:37,413 --> 01:18:38,314
You're Lo, right?

1528
01:18:38,414 --> 01:18:39,315
Yes ma'am.

1529
01:18:39,415 --> 01:18:40,316
Wait, you go here?

1530
01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:41,584
Mhm. You?

1531
01:18:41,684 --> 01:18:43,787
No, uh, no, I'm in high school.

1532
01:18:44,420 --> 01:18:47,957
But I'm 18 though, which
is... that's a college age.

1533
01:18:48,057 --> 01:18:50,894
I know, but... high
school, right? For now.

1534
01:18:52,328 --> 01:18:55,164
Um, which sucks, but
it's... it's whatever, also.

1535
01:18:57,433 --> 01:18:58,902
Where's... where's Gus?

1536
01:18:59,002 --> 01:19:00,203
Oh, he's just hanging out.

1537
01:19:01,437 --> 01:19:02,906
Oh my god, he's...

1538
01:19:03,006 --> 01:19:04,040
He's so cool.

1539
01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:05,875
He's the life of the
party right there.

1540
01:19:08,277 --> 01:19:10,746
Wait, I didn't know
they let you have dogs.

1541
01:19:10,847 --> 01:19:13,149
They don't. I had to pay a $500 fine
and they kicked me out of the dorm.

1542
01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:14,583
Oh.

1543
01:19:14,683 --> 01:19:15,885
Yeah. It was against the rules.

1544
01:19:17,186 --> 01:19:19,588
Well, I mean...
rules are overrated.

1545
01:19:23,559 --> 01:19:27,730
Today's actually the first day in my life
that I haven't followed the rules.

1546
01:19:30,233 --> 01:19:31,767
Do you think that's sad?

1547
01:19:31,868 --> 01:19:33,702
No. No, I think it's exciting.

1548
01:19:35,038 --> 01:19:36,239
It means anything can happen.

1549
01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:38,374
You know?

1550
01:19:38,474 --> 01:19:40,243
Yeah. Yeah, totally.

1551
01:19:47,050 --> 01:19:47,951
I'll just go here.

1552
01:19:48,051 --> 01:19:49,685
Ew, no! Go to a stall!

1553
01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:50,719
There's a sink right here.

1554
01:19:50,820 --> 01:19:53,156
Ew, you're so gross.

1555
01:20:04,067 --> 01:20:04,733
I like your necklace.

1556
01:20:05,634 --> 01:20:06,235
Really?

1557
01:20:06,335 --> 01:20:07,170
You do?

1558
01:20:07,270 --> 01:20:08,704
Yeah.

1559
01:20:08,804 --> 01:20:10,974
Has a very powerful energy.

1560
01:20:11,074 --> 01:20:12,541
It's very, very special.

1561
01:20:12,641 --> 01:20:13,742
Yeah.

1562
01:20:14,477 --> 01:20:15,744
It is.

1563
01:20:18,081 --> 01:20:18,982
Take it.

1564
01:20:19,082 --> 01:20:21,717
No. No, I can't
take your necklace.

1565
01:20:22,085 --> 01:20:23,987
It's not mine.

1566
01:20:24,087 --> 01:20:25,288
Not really, anyway.

1567
01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:29,292
I'm serious. I don't
need it anymore.

1568
01:20:38,101 --> 01:20:39,102
You're the fool.

1569
01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:41,737
I know. I'm a fucking idiot.

1570
01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:45,541
No. You're on an inspired journey
of endless possibilities.

1571
01:20:46,509 --> 01:20:48,011
I am?

1572
01:20:48,111 --> 01:20:48,777
Mhm.

1573
01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:53,582
Nice.

1574
01:20:53,682 --> 01:20:55,151
One, two, three, four!

1575
01:21:43,599 --> 01:21:44,733
Oh shit.

1576
01:21:45,101 --> 01:21:47,070
Uh...

1577
01:21:47,170 --> 01:21:48,071
It's you.

1578
01:21:48,171 --> 01:21:49,172
Hey, little man.

1579
01:21:50,039 --> 01:21:51,807
They... they didn't catch you?

1580
01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:55,611
Fuck no they didn't catch me.
I'm quick as shit. Too fast, too furious.

1581
01:21:57,913 --> 01:21:59,615
What... what are you doing here?

1582
01:21:59,715 --> 01:22:02,185
Making a delivery. These kids
gotta get their drugs somewhere.

1583
01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:04,787
Oh shit, dude, I'm a drug dealer too.
/ Oh, for real?

1584
01:22:04,887 --> 01:22:05,754
Yeah, yeah.

1585
01:22:05,854 --> 01:22:07,890
Don't fuck with my shit.

1586
01:22:08,191 --> 01:22:10,994
Guard your dog.

1587
01:22:11,094 --> 01:22:13,796
Oh, he got it. He
got everything.

1588
01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:19,202
You know, I think I'm tipsy.

1589
01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:21,004
Yeah, I think you're drunk.

1590
01:22:21,304 --> 01:22:22,705
I didn't think we'd
have this much fun.

1591
01:22:24,140 --> 01:22:26,109
Like, we should do
this more often.

1592
01:22:26,209 --> 01:22:26,875
Totally.

1593
01:22:28,244 --> 01:22:29,145
Oh shit.

1594
01:22:29,245 --> 01:22:29,878
What?

1595
01:22:30,613 --> 01:22:31,614
She's here.

1596
01:22:33,216 --> 01:22:33,882
Are you okay?

1597
01:22:40,556 --> 01:22:41,991
She looks really happy.

1598
01:22:48,664 --> 01:22:49,698
Right, okay, well.

1599
01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:52,401
You look stupid.

1600
01:22:52,501 --> 01:22:53,969
I'll follow you.

1601
01:22:59,008 --> 01:22:59,675
Hey, Sam.

1602
01:23:02,445 --> 01:23:03,446
Jeremy?

1603
01:23:07,916 --> 01:23:09,718
How are you here?

1604
01:23:09,818 --> 01:23:16,192
Well, I uh... I stole a driver's
ed car so I could come see you.

1605
01:23:16,292 --> 01:23:18,227
What?

1606
01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:20,396
Yeah, sorry. I just felt like I couldn't
wait till homecoming, you know,

1607
01:23:20,496 --> 01:23:22,431
and you also said that
you weren't gonna come

1608
01:23:22,531 --> 01:23:24,033
home for homecoming,
so I basically just... yeah.

1609
01:23:24,267 --> 01:23:25,934
Sorry, who are you, dude?

1610
01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:29,172
I'm her boyfriend.
Who the fuck are you?

1611
01:23:29,272 --> 01:23:30,173
Bro. Chill.

1612
01:23:30,273 --> 01:23:31,440
This is Scooby.

1613
01:23:31,540 --> 01:23:32,875
'Sup.

1614
01:23:32,975 --> 01:23:33,676
Scooby...

1615
01:23:33,776 --> 01:23:35,511
I know you.

1616
01:23:35,611 --> 01:23:37,313
Oh, yeah, we had Econ last year.

1617
01:23:38,847 --> 01:23:40,283
You guys came together?

1618
01:23:41,016 --> 01:23:42,951
I was in the car with
him that he stole.

1619
01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:47,923
Um... why didn't you call me?

1620
01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:49,525
I wanted to surprise you.

1621
01:23:49,992 --> 01:23:52,161
Damn, bro, that's a big swing.

1622
01:23:55,398 --> 01:24:00,203
Yeah, and uh... and I also threw my phone
off a bridge so I couldn't call you.

1623
01:24:00,303 --> 01:24:03,972
Anyway, it's... it's a long fucking story,
a lot happened, but I'm here.

1624
01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:07,076
This is crazy, Jer.

1625
01:24:07,176 --> 01:24:13,216
Um, can we just go somewhere?
Just to talk, please? Figure this out.

1626
01:24:13,316 --> 01:24:15,884
Yes. Yeah, come on.

1627
01:24:16,252 --> 01:24:17,986
Oh my god, that means
we're all going.

1628
01:24:19,088 --> 01:24:20,723
Um, you stole a car?

1629
01:24:20,823 --> 01:24:22,091
Yeah, yeah.

1630
01:24:22,191 --> 01:24:23,025
Why are you saying
it like it's normal?

1631
01:24:25,694 --> 01:24:29,232
I miss you. Alright. Sam, I know I'm not
supposed to say that, but...

1632
01:24:29,332 --> 01:24:30,999
I miss you too.

1633
01:24:33,336 --> 01:24:34,002
Who's Noah?

1634
01:24:34,837 --> 01:24:37,340
He's my friend?

1635
01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:40,343
Kind of odd that you
never mentioned him before.

1636
01:24:40,443 --> 01:24:43,312
Okay, well, I guess it
never came up, Jer. I mean,

1637
01:24:43,412 --> 01:24:45,748
every day there's like so
much that happens here.

1638
01:24:45,848 --> 01:24:47,250
I've told you that.

1639
01:24:48,517 --> 01:24:49,952
Whatever.

1640
01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:54,590
Wait. You think I'm
cheating on you?

1641
01:24:56,058 --> 01:24:57,526
I don't know. I don't know.

1642
01:24:59,128 --> 01:25:00,796
I wouldn't do that.

1643
01:25:01,197 --> 01:25:07,270
Guys, I hate to interrupt. Um,
I do have a picture of you kissing him.

1644
01:25:07,370 --> 01:25:08,837
Oh shit.
- What?

1645
01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:13,142
No, I don't have like the photo,
but I mean, there is a photo.

1646
01:25:13,242 --> 01:25:17,012
What photo? Why didn't
you say anything to me?

1647
01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:20,816
I don't know, I didn't think it would've
mattered, but now I'm thinking like...

1648
01:25:20,916 --> 01:25:21,650
Noah's gay.

1649
01:25:23,219 --> 01:25:25,221
I have a gay cousin.

1650
01:25:26,755 --> 01:25:33,296
Oh. Sorry, I just...
I didn't catch that on his Instagram, so...

1651
01:25:33,396 --> 01:25:36,799
Okay, whatever that
means. Well, he's actually not

1652
01:25:36,899 --> 01:25:39,435
out to his family. And he's
very anxious about it too.

1653
01:25:41,937 --> 01:25:44,607
Also, remind me how any of this
has anything to do with you?

1654
01:25:45,408 --> 01:25:46,542
Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry.

1655
01:25:46,642 --> 01:25:47,410
Yeah.

1656
01:25:49,312 --> 01:25:51,013
I'm not cheating on you.

1657
01:25:53,749 --> 01:25:54,817
What about this guy?

1658
01:25:55,651 --> 01:25:57,152
I just met him.

1659
01:25:57,253 --> 01:25:58,521
We haven't hooked up yet, dude.

1660
01:25:58,621 --> 01:26:00,456
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
We are not going to.

1661
01:26:01,357 --> 01:26:05,861
Okay? Look, it's a themed party.
Everyone has a date. You have a date.

1662
01:26:05,961 --> 01:26:10,132
Next week is um... "anything but clothes".
You should come through.

1663
01:26:12,201 --> 01:26:12,868
You too.

1664
01:26:16,171 --> 01:26:19,107
Sam, remember uh... how much
we missed each other last year

1665
01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:21,610
when you and your family
went on the Viking River Cruise?

1666
01:26:23,979 --> 01:26:26,615
I thought this year was just gonna be
like that but longer. But it's not.

1667
01:26:28,451 --> 01:26:29,885
I know.

1668
01:26:29,985 --> 01:26:31,620
Facts. My high school
girlfriend and I stayed

1669
01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:33,622
together too cause we
were in love and shit.

1670
01:26:33,722 --> 01:26:37,526
But I was here and
she was at Vanderbilt.

1671
01:26:37,793 --> 01:26:41,430
And it was so hard, dude.
Because you want to go out

1672
01:26:41,530 --> 01:26:44,900
and meet people and make
friends and get fucked up.

1673
01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:48,304
You got this person that you love,
that was your fucking world.

1674
01:26:48,404 --> 01:26:50,639
All of a sudden
she's just not there.

1675
01:26:50,739 --> 01:26:53,876
And it's confusing, dog.
And you miss her and you're

1676
01:26:53,976 --> 01:26:56,812
wondering like, what is she
doing right now? You know?

1677
01:26:56,912 --> 01:26:58,981
But that is how it gets twisted.

1678
01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:03,151
Thanksgiving is a bloodbath.
Everyone breaks up at Thanksgiving.

1679
01:27:09,091 --> 01:27:09,525
I'ma let you cook.

1680
01:27:14,497 --> 01:27:18,166
Um, Sam, I'm... I'm
gonna go to NYU.

1681
01:27:21,737 --> 01:27:23,272
Okay.

1682
01:27:24,172 --> 01:27:29,412
I mean, you know, who knows if I'll get in.
I mean I'm gonna apply to NYU.

1683
01:27:29,512 --> 01:27:31,179
Of course you'll
get in. It's you.

1684
01:27:32,681 --> 01:27:35,784
And... you should go.

1685
01:27:38,621 --> 01:27:41,790
I just don't want to feel
shitty all the time. And

1686
01:27:41,890 --> 01:27:45,127
um... and I don't want you
to feel shitty all the time.

1687
01:27:45,227 --> 01:27:48,697
And and... so, I think
we maybe need to...

1688
01:27:51,434 --> 01:27:54,136
not be what we were anymore.

1689
01:27:55,804 --> 01:27:56,572
I feel the same.

1690
01:28:00,075 --> 01:28:03,679
I gotta break the seal. I'm
sorry. She's gotta come with.

1691
01:28:03,779 --> 01:28:05,548
Dude, just break the bottle.

1692
01:28:05,814 --> 01:28:06,949
That's against the rules.

1693
01:28:07,049 --> 01:28:09,452
Who the fuck cares
about the rules, man?

1694
01:28:09,552 --> 01:28:10,218
Literally everybody.

1695
01:28:12,788 --> 01:28:13,689
Okay. Okay.

1696
01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:14,723
I gotta go.

1697
01:28:14,823 --> 01:28:15,491
Just one second

1698
01:28:17,092 --> 01:28:19,595
So... is this it?

1699
01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:27,470
Don't say that. Let's just...
let's not say anything?

1700
01:28:31,106 --> 01:28:36,078
So... what, we're supposed to just act
like everything's normal and then

1701
01:28:36,178 --> 01:28:39,247
follow each other on Instagram
in 20 years or whatever this thing is?

1702
01:28:40,816 --> 01:28:44,353
Well, in 20 years...
we'll be almost 40.

1703
01:28:45,588 --> 01:28:46,254
Ew.

1704
01:28:50,258 --> 01:28:52,094
I love you.

1705
01:28:58,801 --> 01:29:01,437
Wait, you should come
to that party for real.

1706
01:29:01,537 --> 01:29:03,506
It's next week.
Anything but clothes.

1707
01:29:03,606 --> 01:29:05,273
I'm okay. Thank you though.

1708
01:29:08,176 --> 01:29:09,177
Okay.

1709
01:29:10,813 --> 01:29:12,047
Bye Jer.

1710
01:29:12,147 --> 01:29:13,916
Come on. Come on. I need to go.

1711
01:29:14,016 --> 01:29:15,451
Okay.

1712
01:29:15,551 --> 01:29:16,284
Later.

1713
01:29:31,567 --> 01:29:33,301
Hey, it's okay if
you need to cry.

1714
01:29:34,570 --> 01:29:37,305
Well, I'm probably
gonna cry later.

1715
01:29:41,343 --> 01:29:42,545
Hey, why are you crying?

1716
01:29:42,645 --> 01:29:43,311
I don't know.

1717
01:29:46,915 --> 01:29:50,653
So, um, were you serious
about like the whole NYU thing?

1718
01:29:51,854 --> 01:29:54,423
Yeah.

1719
01:29:54,523 --> 01:29:56,925
We could hang out in New
York, you know. If I get in.

1720
01:29:59,361 --> 01:30:01,464
I wasn't really expecting this.

1721
01:30:01,597 --> 01:30:02,330
What?

1722
01:30:04,332 --> 01:30:05,333
You surprised me.

1723
01:30:11,907 --> 01:30:13,341
Hey Evie, do you want
to go to prom with me?

1724
01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:18,581
Prom is in May. That's
like 8 months from now.

1725
01:30:18,681 --> 01:30:20,348
Yeah, I know.

1726
01:30:22,685 --> 01:30:25,120
Yeah. Yeah, I'll go with you.

1727
01:30:26,689 --> 01:30:27,355
It's a date.

1728
01:30:28,957 --> 01:30:30,693
What's up, players?

1729
01:30:30,793 --> 01:30:31,894
Hey.

1730
01:30:34,697 --> 01:30:35,931
Freeze!

1731
01:30:37,733 --> 01:30:40,102
Joyride's over, loverboy.

1732
01:30:40,202 --> 01:30:42,104
Dude. Kevin.

1733
01:30:42,204 --> 01:30:43,772
What are you doing here?

1734
01:30:44,540 --> 01:30:45,474
Looking for your dumbasses.

1735
01:30:46,609 --> 01:30:48,110
Yes!

1736
01:30:48,210 --> 01:30:50,646
How'd you find us?

1737
01:30:50,746 --> 01:30:52,114
Oh, we knew you were going to visit
your girlfriend, so we traced her phone.

1738
01:30:52,214 --> 01:30:53,415
Yeah. Ex-girlfriend.

1739
01:30:54,416 --> 01:30:55,851
Oh no.
- Come on, man.

1740
01:30:55,951 --> 01:30:57,119
Shut up.
- I didn't do anything!

1741
01:30:57,219 --> 01:30:58,220
Shut your ass up.

1742
01:31:00,255 --> 01:31:01,389
You... you got him?

1743
01:31:01,490 --> 01:31:02,725
You're goddamn right I did.

1744
01:31:03,759 --> 01:31:04,993
You nearly shot me, man.

1745
01:31:06,228 --> 01:31:08,664
I mostly blame the
gun. But I am sorry.

1746
01:31:09,732 --> 01:31:10,733
Thanks.

1747
01:31:11,233 --> 01:31:14,903
Walsh. Come on, baby.
Round them up. Let's go.

1748
01:31:17,239 --> 01:31:19,474
Come on, Kev.

1749
01:31:19,575 --> 01:31:20,976
Hey, can I talk to you? Come on.

1750
01:31:24,980 --> 01:31:26,882
I don't want to
arrest these kids.

1751
01:31:26,982 --> 01:31:29,051
This is your way
back on the force.

1752
01:31:29,585 --> 01:31:33,421
Yeah, not like this. Yoshi's a good kid.
He's just kind of a fuck up.

1753
01:31:36,859 --> 01:31:40,095
I don't think I want back on the force.
The school gig's pretty chill, you know?

1754
01:31:41,229 --> 01:31:42,865
Alright. Alright.

1755
01:31:43,599 --> 01:31:45,934
Here's our story. You
and I apprehended this

1756
01:31:46,034 --> 01:31:48,403
shithead together
with a tip from the kids.

1757
01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:49,137
Everybody goes home happy.

1758
01:31:50,539 --> 01:31:52,708
That's just crazy enough
to work, but what about me?

1759
01:31:52,808 --> 01:31:54,877
I will shoot your asshole off.

1760
01:31:55,611 --> 01:31:59,447
How the fuck are you on a first-name
basis with Officer Walsh? What?

1761
01:31:59,548 --> 01:32:00,482
I hook him up.

1762
01:32:02,050 --> 01:32:04,052
With weed.

1763
01:32:04,152 --> 01:32:06,021
Wait, I'm sorry. I thought
you only sold to kids.

1764
01:32:06,121 --> 01:32:08,557
Look, he's a kid at
heart, alright? I hook

1765
01:32:08,657 --> 01:32:10,492
him up for free and he
keeps the heat off me.

1766
01:32:11,193 --> 01:32:12,194
Right.

1767
01:32:15,864 --> 01:32:18,400
Alright. How many of
you have been drinking?

1768
01:32:22,638 --> 01:32:24,539
Then you're staying
here tonight, okay?

1769
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,942
Sleep in the grass,
sleep in a car, wherever.

1770
01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:31,747
I don't care. Just don't drive for
at least eight hours. Got it?

1771
01:32:32,648 --> 01:32:35,751
Thank you. Thanks.
Yes. Yes, sir.

1772
01:32:35,851 --> 01:32:37,052
Thank you. Let's roll.

1773
01:32:39,421 --> 01:32:42,725
Really is your lucky
day, Tiny Bitch.

1774
01:32:46,662 --> 01:32:48,063
Yoshi, call me up.

1775
01:32:53,168 --> 01:32:55,771
Oh my fucking god.
Never have I been so happy

1776
01:32:55,871 --> 01:32:57,973
that you're a fucking
drug dealer, dude.

1777
01:32:58,073 --> 01:32:59,808
It has its benefits, I told you.

1778
01:32:59,908 --> 01:33:01,576
I mean, yeah!
- That's insane.

1779
01:33:01,677 --> 01:33:02,911
I don't know, he's a cool dude.

1780
01:33:03,679 --> 01:33:05,080
Yeah, let's just...
let's just get this off.

1781
01:33:08,684 --> 01:33:11,286
Oh wow. Looks like we
missed all the fun.

1782
01:33:14,757 --> 01:33:16,458
Gus! Let's go!

1783
01:33:18,861 --> 01:33:20,595
Go to the car.

1784
01:33:20,696 --> 01:33:21,964
Hey, look who it is!
- Hey!

1785
01:33:22,064 --> 01:33:23,265
Hey!

1786
01:33:23,365 --> 01:33:24,266
What's up?

1787
01:33:24,366 --> 01:33:25,267
How are you?

1788
01:33:25,367 --> 01:33:26,268
Good. How are you?

1789
01:33:26,368 --> 01:33:28,937
I'm great.

1790
01:33:29,037 --> 01:33:30,540
Um, so I'm gonna stay at Lo's place.

1791
01:33:30,564 --> 01:33:32,564
And then we can meet at the car
in the morning?

1792
01:33:32,641 --> 01:33:34,743
Absolutely. Yes, ma'am.
- Okay.

1793
01:33:56,364 --> 01:33:58,233
Hi. Good morning.

1794
01:33:58,333 --> 01:34:01,003
Good morning.
- I got breakfast burritos.

1795
01:34:01,103 --> 01:34:03,338
That's not all you got.

1796
01:34:03,438 --> 01:34:05,640
Wow. You went there.

1797
01:34:05,741 --> 01:34:07,409
You did too.

1798
01:34:08,176 --> 01:34:08,911
Thanks.

1799
01:34:11,146 --> 01:34:13,315
State police are
reporting that these hero

1800
01:34:13,415 --> 01:34:15,884
students were on a
college visit. Is that true?

1801
01:34:15,984 --> 01:34:18,520
Yes, that's correct.
That is true. And I'm so

1802
01:34:18,620 --> 01:34:21,089
proud of them, but
I'm not surprised at all.

1803
01:34:21,323 --> 01:34:24,326
Doing the right thing even
when it's scary or difficult

1804
01:34:24,426 --> 01:34:27,095
is something I've tried to
instill in all of our students.

1805
01:34:27,329 --> 01:34:30,565
I think what she's trying
to say is that caution

1806
01:34:30,665 --> 01:34:33,168
is overrated. May
fortune favor the foolish.

1807
01:34:34,870 --> 01:34:36,638
The bold. Fortune
favors the bold.

1808
01:34:38,106 --> 01:34:39,141
That too.

1809
01:34:40,709 --> 01:34:45,113
♪ And if it takes just a little
heartache, it'll be alright. ♪

1810
01:34:45,647 --> 01:34:50,185
♪ And if it takes us a really
long way, it's a scenic drive. ♪

1811
01:34:50,986 --> 01:34:52,420
♪ Cause if it's you... ♪

1812
01:34:54,823 --> 01:34:56,358
...you'd be like,
"No fucking way!"

1813
01:34:56,458 --> 01:35:02,464
♪ Well that's alright... ♪

1814
01:35:02,831 --> 01:35:06,835
♪ Yeah that's alright... ♪

1815
01:35:08,203 --> 01:35:13,809
♪ Yeah that's alright... ♪

1816
01:35:13,909 --> 01:35:19,647
♪ Well that's alright... ♪

1817
01:35:24,486 --> 01:35:27,022
Well, glad we're home.

1818
01:35:29,257 --> 01:35:30,425
Alright bud.

1819
01:35:31,760 --> 01:35:33,829
We're gonna be in
some serious shit.

1820
01:35:34,362 --> 01:35:38,233
Well, well, well. You
crazy sons of bitches, huh?

1821
01:35:39,334 --> 01:35:41,236
You did it.

1822
01:35:41,336 --> 01:35:42,570
Was it worth it?

1823
01:35:44,506 --> 01:35:47,409
Yeah. Yeah, it was.

1824
01:35:47,509 --> 01:35:49,945
Well alright then.

1825
01:35:50,045 --> 01:35:52,480
You followed your heart.
And I'm proud of you.

1826
01:35:52,580 --> 01:35:54,582
Proud of all of you.

1827
01:35:56,852 --> 01:36:00,255
Whew. Well, this is me.
See you jokers on Monday.

1828
01:36:01,857 --> 01:36:03,926
At Driver's Ed?

1829
01:36:04,026 --> 01:36:05,461
Oh no, I'm not allowed
to teach that anymore.

1830
01:36:05,485 --> 01:36:06,537
I'm your new guidance counselor.

1831
01:36:06,561 --> 01:36:08,263
Gonna talk to all of
you about your futures.

1832
01:36:09,264 --> 01:36:11,133
Okay.

1833
01:36:11,233 --> 01:36:17,906
Ow! Fuck! Oh! You never
get used to the pain! Ah!

1834
01:36:18,807 --> 01:36:19,942
Bye.

1835
01:36:20,042 --> 01:36:21,009
Bye.

1836
01:36:21,877 --> 01:36:24,312
You know what, honestly,
I feel like this kind of thing

1837
01:36:24,412 --> 01:36:26,148
that we just did should be
like low-key encouraged.

1838
01:36:26,248 --> 01:36:29,151
I feel different. I feel
like something happened.

1839
01:36:29,885 --> 01:36:35,557
I feel like... so emotional right now.
It's... I don't know I uh

1840
01:36:35,657 --> 01:36:38,861
I think I like you guys more
than like everyone else I know.

1841
01:36:38,961 --> 01:36:41,629
Aww.
- Aw, stop.

1842
01:36:41,729 --> 01:36:43,298
Yeah, we're so proud of you.

1843
01:36:45,968 --> 01:36:48,470
Man, we really just
did a group hug.

1844
01:36:48,570 --> 01:36:51,806
How about we do something this
weekend? Keep this thing going.

1845
01:36:51,907 --> 01:36:52,474
Why don't we make a movie?

1846
01:36:52,574 --> 01:36:54,176
Fuck yeah. Let's do it.

1847
01:36:54,509 --> 01:36:54,943
Let's do it!

1848
01:36:56,344 --> 01:36:57,812
Tripod should be the star.

1849
01:36:59,481 --> 01:37:01,183
No.

1850
01:37:01,283 --> 01:37:02,250
Alright, no, no, no. What
are you doing? Come on.

1851
01:37:02,350 --> 01:37:04,486
I'm filming you. It's a
great shot. Great light.

1852
01:37:04,586 --> 01:37:07,489
Really? Okay, well... You got
your shot. That's enough now.

1853
01:37:07,589 --> 01:37:08,891
No I didn't.

1854
01:37:08,991 --> 01:37:10,859
Okay, no. That's enough.
- It's not over yet.

1855
01:37:10,959 --> 01:37:13,628
♪  You
gotta get away... ♪

1856
01:37:13,795 --> 01:37:17,699
♪ Baby when you la
la live the day... ♪

1857
01:37:17,799 --> 01:37:20,268
♪ You gotta get away... ♪

1858
01:37:20,368 --> 01:37:23,171
♪ Baby when you la
la live the day... ♪

1859
01:37:23,438 --> 01:37:26,441
♪ Yeah you know cause
even I know... ♪

1860
01:37:26,674 --> 01:37:29,344
♪ The boy doesn't make
you feel like he should... ♪

1861
01:37:29,611 --> 01:37:32,680
♪ You gotta... ♪

1862
01:37:32,780 --> 01:37:36,952
♪ You gotta la la... ♪

1863
01:37:37,052 --> 01:37:39,521
♪ You gotta cause I know ♪

1864
01:37:39,621 --> 01:37:42,057
♪ The boy doesn't make
you feel like he should... ♪

1865
01:37:43,959 --> 01:37:47,062
♪ You wake up in the
morning with your coffee... ♪

1866
01:37:47,162 --> 01:37:50,865
♪ Thinking about the
better life you could have... ♪

1867
01:37:50,966 --> 01:37:52,901
♪ Maybe you just
need a new hobby... ♪

1868
01:37:53,001 --> 01:37:56,871
♪ Or a holiday down
by the coast... ♪

1869
01:37:56,972 --> 01:37:59,874
♪ Leaning towards avoiding... ♪

1870
01:37:59,975 --> 01:38:02,877
♪ But he doesn't even
think about it... ♪

1871
01:38:02,978 --> 01:38:05,880
♪ And you know cause
even I know... ♪

1872
01:38:05,981 --> 01:38:11,753
♪ The boy doesn't make
you feel like he should... ♪

1873
01:38:11,987 --> 01:38:14,289
♪ You gotta get away... ♪

1874
01:38:14,389 --> 01:38:18,326
♪ Baby when you la
la live the day... ♪

1875
01:38:18,426 --> 01:38:20,996
♪ Yeah you know cause
even I know... ♪

1876
01:38:21,096 --> 01:38:25,100
♪ The boy doesn't make
you feel like he should... ♪

1877
01:38:25,200 --> 01:38:27,735
♪ Even I know... ♪

1878
01:38:27,835 --> 01:38:31,906
♪ The boy doesn't make
you feel like he should... ♪

1879
01:38:32,007 --> 01:38:34,909
♪ It makes you cringe
when he does it like that... ♪

1880
01:38:35,010 --> 01:38:37,412
♪ You're out of love
now you're falling back... ♪