1 00:00:17,541 --> 00:00:22,416 ‎Look. The first winner ‎from Bride of the Year. 2 00:00:23,125 --> 00:00:27,041 ‎The biggest competition ‎for newlywed couples in South Africa. 3 00:00:27,666 --> 00:00:29,833 ‎It's something uniquely South African. 4 00:00:31,083 --> 00:00:35,375 ‎Every bride, old or young, ‎may submit her wedding photos. 5 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:37,875 ‎One winner will be chosen each month. 6 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:44,041 ‎At a fancy gala event at the end ‎One bride of the year is chosen as… 7 00:00:44,166 --> 00:00:45,958 Bride of the year. 8 00:00:47,875 --> 00:00:50,166 ‎To be a newlywed. 9 00:00:50,291 --> 00:00:52,666 ‎When I was little, that was my dream. 10 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:57,625 ‎Actually it was my dream ‎to be part of a family. 11 00:00:57,750 --> 00:01:01,375 ‎here comes the bride 12 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,416 ‎My own perfect family. 13 00:01:09,583 --> 00:01:12,125 ‎Probably because I was in an orphanage… 14 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:17,041 opposite the church ‎where a couple got married almost every weekend. 15 00:01:17,166 --> 00:01:18,566 ‎LINDEN ORPHANAGE 16 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:33,375 ‎Lienkie, come in. 17 00:01:41,208 --> 00:01:43,916 ‎These two things are my ‎'something old‎'. 18 00:01:44,041 --> 00:01:46,708 ‎The most beautiful bride and the perfect… 19 00:01:57,791 --> 00:02:00,000 ‎The perfect groom. 20 00:02:02,375 --> 00:02:03,775 ‎How do you like him? 21 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:07,541 ‎He's perfect, Lienks. 22 00:02:07,666 --> 00:02:14,583 ‎Absolutely the most beautiful cake ‎that you have ever baked. 23 00:02:14,708 --> 00:02:17,000 ‎Yes, because it is for myself. 24 00:02:19,916 --> 00:02:25,041 ‎I expected something more impressive, ‎honestly. But he's quite beautiful. 25 00:02:25,166 --> 00:02:27,458 ‎Simple. Just like you. 26 00:02:28,041 --> 00:02:30,916 ‎Thanks… Mom? 27 00:02:31,041 --> 00:02:33,333 ‎No. ‎-Norma. 28 00:02:33,458 --> 00:02:38,333 ‎I have a few ideas for you ‎something to patch up. Come and have a look. 29 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:42,333 ‎Can we take a photo of the cake? ‎I baked it myself. 30 00:02:42,458 --> 00:02:46,916 ‎We participate in Bride of the Year, ‎not on Cake of the Year. 31 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:51,500 ‎Martin. Can you ‎get rid of her laugh lines? 32 00:02:51,625 --> 00:02:53,875 ‎I have experience with older brides. 33 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:58,583 ‎Come on, 39 isn't that old, is it? ‎-Not if you are a tree, no. 34 00:03:00,041 --> 00:03:04,166 ‎Yes. That nose of hers is so… ‎-Offensive. I know. 35 00:03:04,916 --> 00:03:06,854 ‎Drink. You'll need that. 36 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:09,833 ‎I know what. 37 00:03:09,958 --> 00:03:14,625 ‎Under the trees with the bridesmaids. ‎Where is Johannika? 38 00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:20,083 ‎I haven't the slightest idea. ‎-That's Zander's intern. 39 00:03:20,208 --> 00:03:23,250 ‎His super-efficient assistant. ‎-Super efficient. 40 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:30,083 ‎Fascinating. Okay, context. What message ‎do you want to convey to the jury? 41 00:03:32,833 --> 00:03:38,541 ‎If you try hard enough, ‎will you also find your perfect family. 42 00:03:39,125 --> 00:03:42,666 ‎Even if it takes a while. ‎-No. 43 00:03:42,791 --> 00:03:48,125 ‎We want to inspire people. ‎'From orphanage to family home.' 44 00:03:48,708 --> 00:03:50,750 ‎My son is a true philanthropist. 45 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:54,416 ‎Sorry, Norma. ‎I have to set Zander straight. 46 00:03:54,541 --> 00:03:57,458 ‎Hurry up. Soon the shadow will be gone. 47 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:04,083 ‎Okay, Willem Botha. She's not our boss. ‎-Actually, a little bit. 48 00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:07,583 ‎I need a drink. Gallons of booze. 49 00:04:12,125 --> 00:04:14,208 naked through the city at night. 50 00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:18,125 ‎That Zander finally ‎walks on a leash. 51 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:21,313 ‎The party prince of Pretoria ‎marries Cinderella. 52 00:04:22,583 --> 00:04:23,916 ‎With an orphan, of all things. 53 00:04:24,041 --> 00:04:29,416 ‎Norma has given him an ultimatum. ‎If he does not marry, he will be disinherited. 54 00:04:30,666 --> 00:04:35,958 ‎She was probably afraid that Lienkie was getting too old ‎to win Bride of the Year. 55 00:04:38,041 --> 00:04:43,208 ‎Mrs. Prinsloo, had the ceremony ‎Should have started 20 minutes ago. 56 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:48,666 ‎I have a funeral at noon. ‎-A dead person doesn't come too late. 57 00:04:48,791 --> 00:04:53,125 ‎The Bride of the Year photos come first. 58 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:56,625 ‎I took part myself in 1989. 59 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:02,958 ‎Yes, you already said that. Quite often. 60 00:05:19,416 --> 00:05:21,666 ‎Quiet. This is… 61 00:05:23,166 --> 00:05:26,583 partly your fault. ‎Then don't come in. 62 00:05:26,708 --> 00:05:28,125 ‎My fault? 63 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:31,250 ‎You hear each other Not to be seen before the wedding. 64 00:05:31,375 --> 00:05:34,291 ‎Which wedding? ‎You're lying with my bridesmaid... 65 00:05:34,416 --> 00:05:38,000 ‎Actually, I'm his maid of honor. ‎-You're his intern. 66 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:43,083 ‎His assistant. I got a promotion. ‎-This is a nightmare. 67 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:45,875 ‎Thank you. At least you understand. 68 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,166 ‎What do we say to everyone now? 69 00:05:49,041 --> 00:05:53,375 ‎I've already told everyone that I... ‎finally win Bride of the Year. 70 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:55,125 ‎I'm sorry, Mom. 71 00:05:56,375 --> 00:05:58,791 ‎I wish you so much. 72 00:06:00,541 --> 00:06:01,941 ‎How old are you? 73 00:06:02,916 --> 00:06:04,316 ‎Twenty-six. 74 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:10,208 ‎I can work with that. ‎-What a cute nose. 75 00:06:11,166 --> 00:06:13,666 ‎We have to make an announcement. 76 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,900 ‎So that's it? 77 00:06:16,791 --> 00:06:18,750 ‎You were my only family. 78 00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:20,733 ‎Lienkie… 79 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:27,125 ‎You were never family. 80 00:06:34,375 --> 00:06:35,775 ‎Stay like this. 81 00:06:38,083 --> 00:06:39,483 ‎Perfect. 82 00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:56,416 ‎How beautiful she is. 83 00:07:00,375 --> 00:07:05,916 ‎What will she do next? ‎-I thought we were going to sneak away. 84 00:07:06,041 --> 00:07:09,291 ‎I'm leaving here with my cake raised. 85 00:07:16,708 --> 00:07:20,771 ‎My symbolic gesture does not gesture. ‎-We take the top piece. 86 00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:25,375 ‎That is the pinnacle. 87 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:30,333 ‎Really, Zander? I'll pay you for this. ‎Literally. I'll send you the bill. 88 00:07:30,458 --> 00:07:35,000 ‎Lienkie, be an adult. ‎Don't be so hysterical. 89 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:37,875 At least I'm not making a fool of myself. 90 00:08:14,375 --> 00:08:17,000 ‎There's still some Norma in your hair. 91 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:22,916 ‎Rest in peace, Norma. ‎-Cheers, girl. 92 00:08:29,166 --> 00:08:33,125 ‎Ten years. ‎-Nine and a half years too long. 93 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:38,500 ‎He had so much potential. ‎-Wow, what great human skills. 94 00:08:38,625 --> 00:08:44,041 ‎Yes. Just look at my best friend. ‎-Your only friend. 95 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,025 ‎Another one? 96 00:08:47,166 --> 00:08:48,566 ‎Cheers. 97 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:54,500 ‎Now you have Norma's showpiece to no longer be. 98 00:08:54,791 --> 00:08:57,791 ‎If I had won, She would have been nicer. 99 00:08:57,916 --> 00:09:00,729 ‎If you had lost, She had put you to sleep. 100 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:06,041 ‎'I had Bride of the Year 1989 ‎should be.' 101 00:09:06,541 --> 00:09:11,458 ‎'I played polo every week ‎with the lawyer's cousin. 102 00:09:11,958 --> 00:09:17,625 ‎But that slut Naomi Esterhuyzen ‎had to be beautiful inside and out.' 103 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:22,125 ‎Did she jump on a horse to win? ‎-She jumps at everything to win. 104 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:23,541 ‎Ladies. 105 00:09:23,666 --> 00:09:30,208 ‎You seem like adventurous types ‎that does a tour through the Gold City… Okay. 106 00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:32,646 ‎How rotten. Who fled, you or him? 107 00:09:33,583 --> 00:09:38,958 ‎Who says someone has fled? ‎-You drink shots in your wedding dress. 108 00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:42,875 ‎The bridegroom drowns. I'm just guessing. ‎-Okay, Bolhuis. 109 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,625 ‎Or was it also a she? That's very hip. 110 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:50,791 ‎That dress is really beautiful. ‎But that… Is that a tablecloth? 111 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,833 ‎It's none of your business. 112 00:09:52,958 --> 00:09:59,166 ‎I only say: If you have fled, ‎well done. Getting married is for idiots. 113 00:09:59,291 --> 00:10:01,375 ‎Thank you. ‎-And you know what they say. 114 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:07,500 ‎You get over someone the quickest ‎by crawling under… a building. 115 00:10:07,625 --> 00:10:12,416 ‎Would you like a tour of Egoli? Come on. ‎-Go bother someone else. 116 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,791 ‎No one is as beautiful as you. 117 00:10:15,583 --> 00:10:18,666 ‎You harass emancipated women. 118 00:10:18,791 --> 00:10:24,583 ‎Madams Independent. Good for you ‎you. Will you order me a drink? 119 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,541 ‎An Uber. ‎-To you or to me? 120 00:10:26,666 --> 00:10:30,500 ‎Just jump for it when it comes. ‎-Ouch. How do you really feel? 121 00:10:30,625 --> 00:10:33,541 ‎I feel that men are unnecessary. ‎-Yes. 122 00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:38,291 ‎We start again. What were you thinking? ‎from a trip to the Emmarentia Dam? 123 00:10:38,416 --> 00:10:40,791 ‎Moonlight, stars, a shooting star. 124 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:45,125 ‎Great. Late at night ‎in the park with a stranger. 125 00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:47,416 ‎At 9 p.m. then? ‎-Salting up. 126 00:10:47,541 --> 00:10:50,416 ‎Bye. The balls. ‎-Get out. 127 00:10:50,541 --> 00:10:52,416 ‎All Jesus. ‎-Weirdo. 128 00:10:52,541 --> 00:10:55,708 ‎Sorry. Here I am again. ‎You dropped this. 129 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:58,583 ‎Be a little more careful. 130 00:10:59,666 --> 00:11:04,083 ‎You are here in Johannesburg. ‎-Keep your toes off her, lijpo. 131 00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:08,666 ‎Should I have been nicer? ‎-No. It's a man. 132 00:11:08,791 --> 00:11:12,791 ‎And men are unnecessary. ‎-Last. Here we go. 133 00:11:17,291 --> 00:11:18,854 ‎Welcome to your new sofa. 134 00:11:52,541 --> 00:11:54,333 ‎City of Johannesburg. 135 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:02,958 ‎CLOSED 136 00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:06,375 ‎OPEN 137 00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:41,791 ‎WEDDING CAKES HALF PRICE ‎SALE 138 00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:50,666 ‎They never answer. 139 00:12:50,791 --> 00:12:55,791 ‎Yes, but it was the wrong department. ‎My hole is now a sinkhole. 140 00:12:55,916 --> 00:12:58,708 ‎Gosh, damn it. ‎-Please stay on the line. 141 00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:02,625 ‎Hang up. ‎-Is this the sinkhole or pit department? 142 00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:07,358 ‎He hung up. 143 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:14,791 ‎With Lienkie Koekemoer. Nice to have you back… ‎-…credit card fraud. 144 00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:19,541 ‎Yes? It's the bank. ‎-They just want your data. 145 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,375 25,000. ‎-How much? 146 00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:25,583 ‎At which store? I'm coming. 147 00:13:27,092 --> 00:13:28,208 ‎Okay. Jerry. 148 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:33,625 ‎Who is Jerry? ‎-Hello. Can you do something for me? 149 00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:37,191 ‎Okay. Day. 150 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:51,458 ‎Stand still. ‎-Whatever it was, it wasn't me. 151 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,458 ‎Credit card fraud. ‎-Oh, that. 152 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,750 ‎It's you. ‎-I've never seen that woman. 153 00:13:56,875 --> 00:14:00,958 ‎That man with those lame tours. ‎-I would have given you a discount. 154 00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:03,708 ‎Hi, Jerry. ‎He stole my credit card. 155 00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:08,125 ‎Borrowed. For the basic needs. ‎-These don't seem like basic needs to me. 156 00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:12,958 ‎If you must know: ‎that TV is for the orphanage. 157 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:17,333 ‎The PlayStation is for the animal shelter. 158 00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:21,541 ‎And the patty is mine. ‎We got a discount. 159 00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:24,166 ‎We? Lock him up. 160 00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:29,041 ‎Let's negotiate. ‎What are you doing tonight? I comb your hair. 161 00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:32,916 ‎No. Mr. Independent. 162 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:36,625 ‎You're doing it wrong. ‎-You have nothing I want. 163 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,625 ‎Cruel. English school? 164 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:40,541 ‎Come along. ‎-I have connections. 165 00:14:40,666 --> 00:14:43,750 ‎Everyone wants something. Think about it. 166 00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:56,166 ‎McDonalds, chocolate puffs ‎and a lot of pasties. 167 00:14:56,291 --> 00:15:00,333 ‎How many pies can one person eat? ‎-He must be having trouble with his stomach. 168 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:04,541 ‎And then today's big transaction. ‎-When the bank noticed. 169 00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:06,791 ‎Yes. ‎-Not a good day for Frank. 170 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,416 ‎Not for me either. ‎The bakery is not doing well. 171 00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:14,500 ‎Have all your customers paid? 172 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:16,733 ‎All of them. 173 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,541 ‎Except Zander. ‎-There you have it. 174 00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:23,291 ‎I won't put it off anymore. 175 00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:28,708 ‎What is that? ‎-To encourage him. 176 00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:36,208 ‎I feel like a spy. ‎-Come on, ‎Swart Kat. 177 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:47,791 You really can't break in. ‎-We're not breaking in. I have keys. 178 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:54,458 ‎He painted the walls. ‎-Yes. In the color grave gray. 179 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:58,541 ‎All my furniture is gone. ‎Everything that made it homely here. 180 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,313 ‎Now Mom hangs on the wall. 181 00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:07,666 ‎He kept a few photos. 182 00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:16,541 ‎Wait. That's my engagement ring ‎but not my hand. 183 00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:19,583 ‎And that… What's going on here? 184 00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:24,000 ‎Beautiful photo, don't you think? 185 00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:31,041 ‎Martin is a true artist. 186 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:34,333 ‎Especially if it has the right model. 187 00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:40,250 ‎Do you live here now? ‎-Someone needs to wax Zander's back. 188 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:44,000 ‎That it took so long before you came crawling back. 189 00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:47,666 ‎Where is Zander? ‎-In Zanzibar. 190 00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:53,250 ‎No, wait. Or in the Okavango Delta? ‎He has a five-star flexi plan. 191 00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:58,125 ‎Very different ‎that poor honeymoon you wanted. 192 00:16:58,708 --> 00:16:59,916 ‎Honeymoon? 193 00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:01,441 ‎I know. 194 00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:06,000 ‎It all happened so quickly. Soulmates. 195 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:10,666 ‎They cannot be separated from each other, ‎Zander and Johannika. 196 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:16,541 ‎She has spirit and ambition. That's why She also became Bride of the Month. 197 00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:18,291 ‎Bride of the… 198 00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:23,000 ‎We heard it this morning. ‎It looks like a fairy tale. 199 00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:25,333 ‎That was my fairy tale. 200 00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:30,791 ‎Dear. You're not Cut from the right cloth. 201 00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,583 ‎Are we going to play cricket? 202 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:38,916 ‎Depends. Has Zan-Zan Would you also leave his balls with mom? 203 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:44,583 ‎Get out or I'll get the security guards. ‎-Pay for Lienkie's cake first. 204 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:49,958 ‎So that's why you're breaking in. ‎For a few pitiful cents. 205 00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:52,583 ‎It is 8000 rand. 206 00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:55,375 ‎Eight thousand. 'Swipe to pay.' 207 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,416 ‎What's your problem with me? ‎-Sweetheart. 208 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,275 ‎You are desperate. 209 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:11,541 ‎Desperate for love. ‎Desperate to belong to my family. 210 00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:14,416 ‎It's just sad. 211 00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:18,750 ‎I may be pathetic… 212 00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:21,916 but I'm not cruel. 213 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,375 ‎Or old. Run. 214 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:30,208 ‎Have a good time ‎sitting in a bath with Botox. Bye. 215 00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:45,250 ‎Coffee. ‎-No more coffee for you. 216 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,333 ‎I shaped it ‎and Johannika gets the reward. 217 00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:51,541 ‎Zander is not a reward. 218 00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:54,166 ‎Norma was right. I was desperate too. 219 00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:58,416 ‎To the house, the children, ‎the stability I've never known. 220 00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:03,708 ‎Now Zander has the life I wanted, ‎but with someone else. 221 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:11,000 ‎You should see it as a new beginning. ‎-I don't want a new beginning. 222 00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,041 ‎I want revenge. 223 00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,000 ‎Okay. What's the plan? 224 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,958 ‎Winning Bride of the Year. 225 00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:34,608 ‎Small problem. 226 00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:38,291 ‎You have one month to get married ‎and you have no husband. 227 00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:43,750 ‎Then we'll look for one. ‎How difficult can that be? 228 00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:45,027 ‎CELL COMPLEX 229 00:19:45,153 --> 00:19:48,861 ‎Eyes on the queen. Here we go. 230 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:53,916 ‎Macho man, lose or win. ‎Keep your eyes on the queen. 231 00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:55,441 ‎Wait. 232 00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:56,750 ‎I know. 233 00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:58,275 ‎Sure? ‎-Yes. 234 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,400 ‎There. 235 00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:02,041 ‎Yoh. ‎No, no. 236 00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,500 ‎Too bad. Better luck next time. Who now? 237 00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:07,833 ‎Turn the other one over. 238 00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:11,416 ‎The game is over. ‎It's just as fun. 239 00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:17,041 ‎Do you know what we do to cheaters? ‎-Frankie. There is someone for you. 240 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:21,000 ‎Just when things are starting to get fun. ‎Goodbye. 241 00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:28,358 ‎Daddy is waiting for you. 242 00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:34,958 ‎Put me in solitary confinement. ‎I like being alone. 243 00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:38,666 ‎We only have one cell. ‎You are inside or outside. 244 00:20:38,791 --> 00:20:41,708 ‎Outside is also good. ‎-I can help you with that. 245 00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:45,833 ‎Look at that. ‎They always come back to Frank. 246 00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,358 ‎I told you so, right? 247 00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:49,833 ‎I'm looking for a scammer. 248 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:53,958 ‎I hear you, you know. 249 00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:57,541 ‎It's nothing illegal. ‎How is Michelle doing? 250 00:20:58,208 --> 00:20:59,608 ‎We are pregnant. 251 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,650 ‎Congratulations. 252 00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:06,750 ‎I'll just grab the 12-week ultrasound. ‎You can see his hi-hi. 253 00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:12,791 ‎If you're looking for a buggy, I know someone. ‎-Pretend you're in love with me. 254 00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:16,125 ‎What? Katlego, did you hear what she said? 255 00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:20,458 ‎Come on. It's me or jail. 256 00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:26,208 ‎Is that really such a difficult decision? ‎-I mean… How old are you? 257 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,291 ‎You're lucky. 258 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,916 ‎Say hello to her for me. ‎-I will. 259 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:40,375 ‎Take him again. ‎-Frankie, we miss you. 260 00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:46,750 ‎We can negotiate. ‎It's fine. You are beautiful. A little. 261 00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:51,500 ‎Wait. Just again. ‎-It's not a real marriage. 262 00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:54,583 ‎If we have the Bride of the Year jury ‎but convincing. 263 00:21:54,708 --> 00:22:00,666 ‎Till death do us part? Hectic. ‎-Would you rather be in jail with your buddies? 264 00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:04,541 ‎So it is ‎a beauty pageant for brides? 265 00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:08,541 ‎According to my ex-mother-in-law… 266 00:22:08,666 --> 00:22:13,291 it is the biggest competition ‎for newlywed couples in the country. 267 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:16,188 ‎Can you win just by getting married? 268 00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:21,541 ‎And they call me a fraud. ‎-The competition is very tough. 269 00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:22,791 ‎It is a punishment, yes. 270 00:22:22,916 --> 00:22:27,500 ‎Hundreds of people participate. ‎There is only one winner each month. 271 00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:31,875 ‎Out of 12 finalists Only one bride will win the crown. 272 00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:36,416 ‎A beauty contest. ‎-No, that's not the point. 273 00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:40,750 ‎It's about their story ‎and their future plans. 274 00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:42,916 ‎What makes them special? 275 00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:45,775 ‎So we're going to lie? 276 00:22:46,291 --> 00:22:47,875 ‎Acting. 277 00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:54,291 ‎Fascinating. What does it gain me? ‎-That you won't go to jail for fraud? 278 00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:59,333 ‎Good point. What else? ‎-That's it. Point. 279 00:22:59,916 --> 00:23:03,375 ‎Want an Oscar performance ‎or a primary school performance? 280 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:10,000 ‎You get 50,000 rand in prizes ‎and another honeymoon. 281 00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:13,875 ‎In that case: Just call me Marius Weyers. 282 00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:17,791 ‎So all I have to do is? 283 00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:19,958 ‎DREAM WEDDING 284 00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:21,500 ‎Follow the plan. 285 00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:23,750 ‎MARRY ME 286 00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:30,000 ‎This is creepy. You know that, right? ‎-Thank you. 287 00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:32,833 ‎BRIDE OF THE YEAR ‎1ST PRINCESS 288 00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:37,125 ‎Remember that bar? ‎-The tastiest mojito ever. 289 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:41,833 ‎Yes. That and that photo ‎where you walk together on the beach. 290 00:23:41,958 --> 00:23:43,791 ‎The one in the casino is nicer. 291 00:23:43,916 --> 00:23:47,708 ‎Zander, mom knows exactly what the jury wants. 292 00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:51,958 ‎Okay. Just saying ‎when you want a ride home. 293 00:23:52,458 --> 00:23:57,541 ‎No, that is not necessary. I'm staying here ‎until you win Bride of the Year. 294 00:23:58,666 --> 00:24:01,916 ‎Fine. ‎-Awesome. 295 00:24:07,375 --> 00:24:11,250 ‎Okay. We create the perfect fiancé. 296 00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:14,500 ‎A man of the land. A good person. 297 00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:19,500 ‎Johannika and Zander opt for corporate. ‎We do the opposite. 298 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,025 ‎A farmer's son… 299 00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:23,854 who puts his family first. 300 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,750 ‎No family, sorry. ‎-The jury loves big families. 301 00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:30,563 ‎I am concerned. No family. 302 00:24:32,916 --> 00:24:35,916 ‎Okay, Marius Weyers. ‎You're just playing a role. 303 00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:40,500 ‎I come from a happy family? That believes ‎nobody. I don't even lie that well. 304 00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:42,250 ‎What do you propose? 305 00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:45,125 ‎A loner. A loner. 306 00:24:45,791 --> 00:24:50,458 ‎'A loner. A stranger. ‎With his back to the spotlight.' 307 00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:55,500 ‎Okay. How about a cowboy? Strong. 308 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,125 ‎Quiet. Steadfast. 309 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,854 ‎This isn't the Wild West. 310 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,208 ‎A biker then? ‎-Not a motor city either. 311 00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:09,416 ‎Okay, then. A pirate. 312 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:16,250 ‎He just stole a treasure and is gone ‎the flight. Everyone wants him dead. 313 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:23,541 ‎We don't want it ‎about your criminal record. 314 00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:26,458 ‎I have never been convicted. So. 315 00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:28,333 ‎You're a farmer's son, okay? 316 00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:33,458 ‎Tight jeans, checked shirt. ‎Maybe a few ‎veldskoene. 317 00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:36,083 So it's like someone who sings sockie music? 318 00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:38,541 ‎Metro farmers are hip. 319 00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:42,250 ‎Okay, then I'm a farmer's son. ‎A loner and bon vivant. 320 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:46,666 ‎He must have some character. ‎-Yes. A farmer's son who can… 321 00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:49,541 breakdancing, baby. 322 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:55,000 ‎That's too much character. ‎A writer. A thinker. 323 00:25:55,500 --> 00:26:00,333 ‎Beautiful. 'Captain's log. ‎Day 300 on the open sea.' 324 00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:04,208 ‎You're not Jack Sparrow. ‎You write romantic poems. 325 00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:09,375 ‎'I have scurvy. ‎I miss your scent here on my boat.' 326 00:26:10,541 --> 00:26:13,875 ‎Come on, Frank. ‎-What? We just negotiate. 327 00:26:15,291 --> 00:26:18,125 ‎Okay, a farmer who writes ‎when he is at sea. 328 00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:20,791 ‎And is a loner at that. 329 00:26:20,916 --> 00:26:24,166 ‎Until he meets his soulmate. ‎His great love. 330 00:26:34,416 --> 00:26:37,916 ‎Didn't the Titanic sink? ‎-I work with a green screen. 331 00:26:38,041 --> 00:26:42,958 ‎This isn't the Titanic, it's the boat ‎where we met, on… 332 00:26:43,916 --> 00:26:45,316 Mauritius. 333 00:26:46,458 --> 00:26:47,896 ‎How long will this take? 334 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:56,083 ‎I caught a dead pike and you fell for me. ‎-Plausible. 335 00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:57,500 ‎He stinks. ‎-It's fresh. 336 00:26:57,625 --> 00:26:58,833 ‎In Johannesburg? 337 00:26:58,958 --> 00:27:01,686 ‎Never mind. ‎Pretend you're in love with me. 338 00:27:01,812 --> 00:27:02,875 ‎If only I were you. 339 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,625 ‎Okay, here we go. 340 00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:07,958 ‎Beautiful. 341 00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:11,083 ‎Enough? ‎-It's there now. 342 00:27:11,208 --> 00:27:14,666 ‎Now the Titanic pose. ‎-I'm Rose. 343 00:27:15,458 --> 00:27:18,625 ‎Wait a minute, Rose. ‎I'm not going to draw you naked. 344 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:27,041 ‎She is not a wounded seagull. ‎Grab her properly. 345 00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:34,416 ‎Is it on there? 346 00:27:34,541 --> 00:27:35,941 ‎Yes. ‎-Cool. 347 00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:41,166 ‎Was it that or… Okay. 348 00:27:41,291 --> 00:27:42,958 ‎Mauritius. 349 00:27:43,666 --> 00:27:45,066 ‎How old are you? 350 00:27:53,958 --> 00:27:58,625 ‎Now we speak my language. ‎-We're just here for a few photos. 351 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:00,916 ‎This isn't really my music. 352 00:28:01,750 --> 00:28:05,708 ‎Dancing? ‎-No. Zander thought that was a waste of time. 353 00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:08,563 ‎He's a waste of time. 354 00:28:13,541 --> 00:28:14,941 ‎Cool. 355 00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:20,483 ‎See? Easy enough. 356 00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:27,125 ‎Ready to make the move? ‎-The what? 357 00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:28,650 ‎Yes, the move. 358 00:28:51,541 --> 00:28:52,941 ‎Finally you smile. 359 00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:57,958 ‎This side. Left, right. 360 00:29:00,083 --> 00:29:02,083 ‎Good for someone from the English school. 361 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:04,125 ‎I don't know that move. 362 00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:05,650 ‎Great. 363 00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:11,666 ‎What? ‎-Zander and his wife. 364 00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:18,000 ‎Shit. The mom club from the capital. 365 00:29:20,791 --> 00:29:24,625 ‎Sigmund Freud even further. ‎-We have to leave. 366 00:29:25,791 --> 00:29:28,916 ‎Don't want to beat them on the dance floor? ‎-No. 367 00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:30,541 ‎I can't hear you. 368 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:38,375 ‎Hey, we're dancing here. ‎-Cool. 369 00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:41,733 ‎Lienkie? 370 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:45,750 ‎Lien-Lienkie. 371 00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:50,566 ‎It's you. 372 00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:56,083 ‎And who is that? ‎-Frank. But you can call me daddy. 373 00:29:58,083 --> 00:29:59,416 ‎What is your relationship with her? 374 00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:04,625 ‎I am her lover, boyfriend, soulmate. ‎We don't put a label on it. 375 00:30:05,166 --> 00:30:07,500 ‎You are her rebound. 376 00:30:09,791 --> 00:30:12,666 ‎So you know about her ex, Zamer? ‎-It's Zander. 377 00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:14,125 ‎What a loser. 378 00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:15,875 ‎Loser? ‎-Do you want to dance? 379 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,375 ‎I dance very fast. ‎-Zander, Mom will handle it. 380 00:30:19,958 --> 00:30:23,291 ‎Listen, you bastard. Zander has a degree. 381 00:30:23,416 --> 00:30:27,479 ‎From primary school? Because Only an idiot would let something so beautiful go. 382 00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:36,833 ‎Stop that. Stop it. ‎-Zander. 383 00:30:47,750 --> 00:30:51,333 ‎What trick are you on? ‎invaded this retirement complex? 384 00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:53,583 ‎I pleased an old woman. 385 00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:58,666 ‎Have you had sex with an elderly person? ‎-No. What do you take me for? 386 00:30:58,791 --> 00:31:01,041 ‎We watched soap operas together. 387 00:31:02,041 --> 00:31:06,791 ‎Yes. Free TV. She had no one left. So When she died, I inherited her house. 388 00:31:06,916 --> 00:31:11,291 ‎Aren't you lonely here? ‎-Not really. I actually like that. 389 00:31:12,041 --> 00:31:15,208 ‎How do you process it ‎if a resident dies? 390 00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:18,541 ‎Easy. I keep my distance ‎and don't attach myself to people. 391 00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:19,708 ‎How do you do that? 392 00:31:19,833 --> 00:31:23,375 ‎What can I say? ‎I'm a rolling stone, baby. 393 00:31:31,583 --> 00:31:35,875 ‎What is the next strategic step ‎before the match? 394 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,208 ‎It's a big one. ‎-Give me a hint. 395 00:31:38,333 --> 00:31:40,000 ‎You get on your knees. 396 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:44,083 ‎Okay. ‎-You need to practice your lines. 397 00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:47,083 ‎The most beautiful monologue that I ever wrote. 398 00:31:47,666 --> 00:31:51,416 ‎The jury will love it. ‎-But do I like it? 399 00:31:51,958 --> 00:31:55,041 ‎As long as you are not afraid of nature. ‎-What? 400 00:31:55,541 --> 00:31:57,791 ‎I'm terrified of nature. 401 00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:01,333 ‎I'm afraid of insects, snakes, ‎snake-like insects… 402 00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:04,146 ‎branch-like snakes and insect-like branches. 403 00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:10,083 ‎Okay. Plan B then. ‎Are you interested in skydiving? 404 00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:18,083 ‎Haha, Lienkie. Nice, you know. ‎Would you like to come in? 405 00:32:19,541 --> 00:32:21,250 ‎To practice the speech. 406 00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:26,958 ‎We shouldn't practice it too much. 407 00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:31,958 ‎Then it sounds more natural. ‎-That's what I meant. 408 00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:36,833 ‎Good night. 409 00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:39,025 ‎Sorry. 410 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,750 ‎Okay, we still have to work on this. 411 00:33:12,666 --> 00:33:15,875 ‎Frankie, boy. Who is that sweetie? 412 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,708 ‎Albie, I hate it ‎when people barge in like this. 413 00:33:18,833 --> 00:33:21,208 ‎I'm not human, I'm your buddy. 414 00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:28,958 ‎Who is that woman? Come on. ‎-Just a colleague. We work together. 415 00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:32,708 That didn't seem like work to me. ‎It seemed more like a date to me. 416 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:39,916 ‎It's a project. A job. ‎-I wish I had a job like that. 417 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:45,208 ‎Aren't you 100 or something? ‎-I am 83 and full of zest for life. 418 00:33:46,708 --> 00:33:48,666 ‎Does that girl have a girlfriend? 419 00:33:48,791 --> 00:33:52,291 ‎No, Albie. Go to sleep. ‎Old people need their rest. 420 00:33:52,416 --> 00:33:56,125 ‎And snotty noses belong to the elderly to respect. 421 00:34:10,375 --> 00:34:14,958 ‎When he asks the big question, Then focus on my face. 422 00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:18,500 ‎And we record it on… ‎-Instagram. 423 00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:22,541 ‎Yes. You know how this works, right? ‎-Yes, of course. 424 00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:24,733 ‎You're so late. 425 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,916 ‎That bottom gate It was a two kilometer walk. 426 00:34:28,041 --> 00:34:30,583 ‎Okay. Learn your lines. 427 00:34:31,625 --> 00:34:35,625 ‎This is a two-hour drama. ‎-Cause your love for me is epic. 428 00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:45,625 ‎'I have been all my life ‎a lonely loner. 429 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:49,166 ‎I only realized that I was lonely ‎when I met you. 430 00:34:49,291 --> 00:34:54,083 ‎It was an earth-shattering event.' ‎No one talks like that. 431 00:34:54,208 --> 00:34:56,333 ‎Well, if they are in love. 432 00:34:57,541 --> 00:34:58,941 ‎What do you think? 433 00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:03,066 ‎LIENKIE ‎MARRY ME 434 00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:04,650 ‎How did you do that? 435 00:35:05,458 --> 00:35:09,625 ‎I've had ten years ‎to collect some things. 436 00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:11,750 ‎Isn't this Zander's proposal? 437 00:35:14,666 --> 00:35:18,458 ‎Zander said in the store ‎that his mother kept nagging… 438 00:35:19,041 --> 00:35:21,041 and that we should get married. 439 00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:23,916 ‎Ready for the big moment? 440 00:35:28,583 --> 00:35:32,833 ‎Okay. Lamps during the day. 441 00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:36,208 ‎Come on, old man. ‎-Luckily you are beautiful. 442 00:35:45,666 --> 00:35:47,208 ‎Honey. 443 00:35:48,083 --> 00:35:50,416 ‎This is breathtaking. 444 00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:57,041 ‎Lienkie, I have been all my life ‎a lonely loner. 445 00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:01,166 ‎An earth-shattering soulmate. 446 00:36:01,916 --> 00:36:07,750 ‎I only realized that I was lonely ‎when I met you, because you… 447 00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:11,416 ‎You… 448 00:36:11,541 --> 00:36:15,750 ‎Fills a hole in your soul that you... ‎wasn't even aware, darling? 449 00:36:15,875 --> 00:36:20,000 ‎Exactly. Because you, darling... 450 00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:26,750 ‎'I can't live without you, darling. 451 00:36:26,875 --> 00:36:30,083 ‎We cannot forget ‎and forgive, darling?' 452 00:36:30,708 --> 00:36:31,958 ‎Gé Korsten? Real? 453 00:36:32,083 --> 00:36:36,833 ‎No, Lienkie. “I'm your…captain. 454 00:36:36,958 --> 00:36:40,875 ‎And I adjust the sails, ‎because you are mine. 455 00:36:41,583 --> 00:36:44,083 ‎You are not a ‎loose.‎ You… 456 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,083 ‎I want to do the ‎socky ‎with you.' 457 00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:50,733 ‎Lienkie Koekemoer… 458 00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:55,525 ‎Do you want… 459 00:36:56,458 --> 00:36:57,858 please… 460 00:37:00,041 --> 00:37:02,875 ‎What is it? ‎-An insect. 461 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,083 ‎A bug in my shirt. 462 00:37:05,208 --> 00:37:09,416 ‎I hate nature, I told you. ‎-Okay. Stand still for a moment. 463 00:37:11,541 --> 00:37:13,083 ‎That's a giant cricket. 464 00:37:13,208 --> 00:37:16,083 ‎Shit. He's in my pants. Lienkie. 465 00:37:16,208 --> 00:37:19,875 ‎He makes a nest there. Get him out. ‎Take off my pants. 466 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:24,250 ‎Okay. Stop squirming. ‎-He's going to bite my teeth. 467 00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:25,775 ‎Lienkie. 468 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,541 ‎You owe me. 469 00:37:34,625 --> 00:37:38,625 ‎You owe me a lot. 470 00:37:41,833 --> 00:37:46,875 ‎Is this the engagement you dreamed of? ‎-All my dreams came true. 471 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:52,000 ‎In my day we waited ‎until after marriage. 472 00:37:52,541 --> 00:37:55,041 ‎You took off my pants before we got married. 473 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:05,958 ‎Everyone is fine. ‎I ran that whole stretch. It doesn't matter. 474 00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:08,900 ‎Save to Instagram. 475 00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:11,733 ‎Are you crazy? 476 00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:15,583 ‎OUR VISION 477 00:38:15,708 --> 00:38:17,708 ‎The crucial question now is: 478 00:38:17,833 --> 00:38:22,500 ‎We win Mrs South Africa ‎before or after the baby? 479 00:38:27,125 --> 00:38:29,166 ‎Not that new intern, I hope. 480 00:38:29,291 --> 00:38:31,583 ‎Lienkie? ‎-Johannika. 481 00:38:31,708 --> 00:38:33,108 ‎She is… 482 00:38:33,875 --> 00:38:35,275 engaged. 483 00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:37,191 ‎With whom? 484 00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:42,125 ‎Not with that idiot from the bar, right? ‎-Yes. 485 00:38:43,083 --> 00:38:45,291 ‎You're embarrassing yourself like that. 486 00:38:45,416 --> 00:38:49,458 ‎Send it to me. ‎The ladies' club will love this. 487 00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:51,733 ‎Done. 488 00:38:53,291 --> 00:38:55,625 ‎Removed. Hopefully we were on time. 489 00:38:55,750 --> 00:39:00,708 ‎He stood there for five minutes. ‎-No one has seen him. Was I cool? 490 00:39:05,291 --> 00:39:07,083 ‎No idea. What is he doing? 491 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,166 ‎Lienkie, he's in my pants 492 00:39:13,291 --> 00:39:17,250 ‎stand still ‎that's a giant cricket 493 00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:21,041 ‎stand still ‎-take off my pants 494 00:39:21,708 --> 00:39:25,000 ‎stop squirming ‎-Lienkie 495 00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:31,208 ‎This is really bad. ‎Can I lick the bowl? What? 496 00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:33,916 ‎No, you'll hit soon ‎in a diabetic coma. 497 00:39:34,041 --> 00:39:37,083 ‎Because of that attitude ‎people steal your credit card. 498 00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:43,166 ‎I thought because you liked pies. ‎-Smart answer. 499 00:39:53,166 --> 00:39:56,916 ‎What? ‎-Nothing. I watch you enjoy your work. 500 00:39:58,916 --> 00:40:00,541 ‎This doesn't feel like work. 501 00:40:01,625 --> 00:40:06,750 ‎But hey, this one's for you. ‎With extra sugar. 502 00:40:06,875 --> 00:40:08,750 ‎Wow. And a heart. 503 00:40:09,416 --> 00:40:10,816 ‎Thank you. 504 00:40:14,166 --> 00:40:15,566 ‎Oh, shit. 505 00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:17,625 ‎What is it? 506 00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:22,375 ‎Nothing. Everything is fine. ‎Are we taking a social media break for a week? 507 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:28,083 ‎What do you think? It seems very bad to be good for your mental health. 508 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:31,541 ‎Are we doing a digital detox? 509 00:40:31,666 --> 00:40:34,291 ‎It can't be that bad. Give up. 510 00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:38,208 ‎Our clip has gone viral. 511 00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:43,458 ‎Lienkie, he's in my pants ‎-stand still 512 00:40:43,583 --> 00:40:46,041 ‎Yes. We are famous. 513 00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:49,708 ‎Shoot me. ‎-It's not that bad. 514 00:40:50,291 --> 00:40:53,458 ‎stop squirming 515 00:40:55,875 --> 00:40:57,958 ‎Hello, Bride of the Year. 516 00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,521 ‎You must be relieved. 517 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:04,500 ‎We'll make another plan. ‎-No. They want a perfect story. 518 00:41:05,083 --> 00:41:09,146 ‎No fat woman leaves her half naked throws looselappie into the water. 519 00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:10,983 ‎Lienkie, we can… 520 00:41:15,666 --> 00:41:17,875 ‎Lienkie. 521 00:41:19,833 --> 00:41:23,646 ‎Trouwkoorts wants to interview us. ‎They loved our clip. 522 00:41:24,708 --> 00:41:28,125 ‎Frank, if you lie… ‎-I would never lie to you. 523 00:41:29,541 --> 00:41:32,125 ‎Okay, never about something that important. 524 00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:35,875 ‎Find a wedding location. 525 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:40,291 ‎So operation 'Find a prisoner ‎so my ex doesn't win' continues again? 526 00:41:40,416 --> 00:41:43,791 ‎Ouch. Prisoner? ‎After everything I've done for you? 527 00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:47,416 ‎Okay, then. 528 00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:54,583 ‎This is more like a cemetery. 529 00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:59,833 ‎stand still That's a giant cricket, stand still 530 00:41:59,958 --> 00:42:02,041 That's a giant cricket, stand still 531 00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:07,458 ‎take off my pants 532 00:42:07,583 --> 00:42:10,771 ‎Where did you hear that? ‎-It's trending on TikTok. 533 00:42:11,541 --> 00:42:16,750 ‎Why didn't you tell us ‎that you're getting married? 534 00:42:16,875 --> 00:42:19,791 ‎We're practically family. ‎-We are neighbors. 535 00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:27,625 ‎Where have you been all my life? ‎-In diapers. 536 00:42:30,875 --> 00:42:33,500 ‎Okay, we'll talk later. 537 00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:36,416 ‎The gardening club does the flowers. 538 00:42:36,541 --> 00:42:39,958 ‎I have been married four times. ‎I'll do the ceremony. 539 00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:44,250 ‎We're not really going… ‎-We actually have a plan. 540 00:42:44,375 --> 00:42:46,750 ‎I want to help so much. Please? 541 00:42:46,875 --> 00:42:50,208 ‎We keep it small. ‎-Over my dead body. 542 00:42:50,333 --> 00:42:57,208 ‎This is probably the last wedding that we will ever experience. 543 00:43:01,041 --> 00:43:04,750 ‎Then we'll go all out. ‎-Thank you. 544 00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:07,000 ‎We have a wedding. 545 00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:13,166 ‎Hopefully we get ‎Some good deals at the wedding fair. 546 00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:15,500 ‎My credit card is at its limit. 547 00:43:16,333 --> 00:43:20,375 ‎Strange. Mine was stolen. ‎I'll have to call Jerry. 548 00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:24,250 ‎I can't wait until we're married. ‎I'll come up with a plan. 549 00:43:27,833 --> 00:43:31,166 ‎WELCOME TO OAKFIELD FARM ‎RECEPTION 550 00:43:31,291 --> 00:43:33,750 ‎WEDDING FAIR 551 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:52,000 ‎This is a dream. ‎-One where you get killed. 552 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:55,875 ‎What do you have against weddings? ‎-It's a scam. Look. 553 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,625 ‎Seat covers, 4000 rand. ‎And your guests fart on it. 554 00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:02,916 ‎Marriage means nothing. 555 00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:08,333 ‎Marriage represents family, joy… ‎The whole shebang. That's where everything starts. 556 00:44:08,458 --> 00:44:10,708 ‎For my parents, everything ended there. 557 00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:14,791 ‎Look now. Disgusting. ‎-Hello, together. Want to taste it? 558 00:44:14,916 --> 00:44:16,316 ‎Afro-Asian fusion. 559 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,083 ‎Only 500 rand. 560 00:44:20,208 --> 00:44:21,833 ‎Not so bad. ‎-Per person. 561 00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:25,708 ‎Get checked, say. ‎-Quiet. We keep looking. 562 00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:27,458 ‎Does it have to be so big? 563 00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:32,291 ‎Yes. After that viral clip, everyone wants it ‎see the wedding. It has to be big. 564 00:44:32,416 --> 00:44:34,708 ‎Let's see what we can afford. 565 00:44:35,750 --> 00:44:40,208 ‎What my credit card can pay. ‎-Now you sound like a suitable woman. 566 00:44:41,177 --> 00:44:42,375 ‎BRIDE OF THE YEAR 567 00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:45,708 ‎Yes. The first princess, in 1989. 568 00:44:46,416 --> 00:44:50,583 ‎My daughter-in-law will succeed me. ‎She is already Bride of the month. 569 00:44:50,708 --> 00:44:56,750 ‎With my dream mother-in-law next to me. ‎And my Zan-Zan of course. Still, honey? 570 00:44:56,875 --> 00:44:58,666 ‎A photo for the fans. 571 00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:06,208 ‎I think I saw Lienkie. ‎-I thought I smelled desperation. 572 00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:09,858 ‎Come, darling. 573 00:45:12,833 --> 00:45:17,833 ‎The invitations alone are too expensive. ‎-Okay. Listen a minute. 574 00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:22,625 ‎There is a soup kitchen on Wednesdays ‎in the home, so the catering is complete. 575 00:45:22,750 --> 00:45:28,000 ‎Or the infirmary. Pudding with custard. ‎-That sounds wonderful. Really tasty… 576 00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:30,916 ‎We don't win like that. Then everything is for nothing. 577 00:45:32,041 --> 00:45:35,958 ‎Weddings aren't important. ‎-This one does. 578 00:45:36,708 --> 00:45:41,083 ‎You've seen all that nonsense before. ‎-No. Norma had everything planned. 579 00:45:42,708 --> 00:45:47,250 ‎Why didn't you leave? ‎-I grew up in an orphanage. 580 00:45:49,083 --> 00:45:51,166 ‎I've moved so many times. 581 00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:55,625 ‎Strange that they call it a hot house'. 582 00:45:57,208 --> 00:46:02,916 ‎But I knew I would get married someday and then find a real home. 583 00:46:04,416 --> 00:46:06,000 ‎My perfect home. 584 00:46:14,916 --> 00:46:16,500 ‎Would you like a snack? 585 00:46:18,041 --> 00:46:19,458 ‎Not that big of a bite. 586 00:46:20,166 --> 00:46:22,791 ‎Jesus. There was no need for that. 587 00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:27,416 ‎We are not compatible at all. ‎-Not at all. 588 00:46:28,166 --> 00:46:33,041 ‎I don't fit in with anyone. Norma had that ‎and Zander figured it out much before I did. 589 00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:38,313 ‎What am I doing, Frank? 590 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,291 ‎With a vengeance. Because they are bastards ‎and they deserve it. 591 00:46:46,625 --> 00:46:48,333 ‎Okay. Come. 592 00:46:54,375 --> 00:46:55,416 ‎Let the show begin. 593 00:46:55,541 --> 00:46:58,708 ‎You know the French saying ‎Fake it till you make it? 594 00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:02,166 ‎I thought so. Now I do. Look at this move. 595 00:47:06,750 --> 00:47:08,150 ‎Now you. 596 00:47:09,916 --> 00:47:13,666 ‎Attitude. And attitude. ‎Chin up and attitude. 597 00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:39,416 ‎Peonies and orchids in this season. 598 00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:44,333 ‎What is your budget? ‎-Ma chérie. ‎There you are. 599 00:47:44,458 --> 00:47:48,541 ‎Oelala. Who is this beautiful man-boy? 600 00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:50,833 ‎Werner. From Blooming Divine. 601 00:47:50,958 --> 00:47:55,583 ‎Okay. Ye-kwes. ‎Wedding planner extraordinaire. 602 00:47:55,708 --> 00:47:58,375 ‎You have to wait two weeks. ‎It's super busy. 603 00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:00,666 ‎Me too. I'm fully booked. 604 00:48:00,791 --> 00:48:03,125 ‎We are lucky that Ja-kwes is in the country. 605 00:48:03,250 --> 00:48:06,750 ‎During my first visit I fell in love with this country. 606 00:48:06,875 --> 00:48:10,541 ‎When I attended Rolene's wedding ‎and D'Niel did. Wonderful. 607 00:48:10,666 --> 00:48:12,066 ‎How did that song go? 608 00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:16,316 ‎Rolene… 609 00:48:17,791 --> 00:48:19,791 ‎Rolene? Miss Universe? 610 00:48:19,916 --> 00:48:25,458 ‎Yes. Frank… This Frenchman works alone ‎for super rich and famous customers. 611 00:48:25,583 --> 00:48:26,983 ‎Where is Fleur? 612 00:48:27,583 --> 00:48:30,083 ‎She always takes care ‎the wedding decorations. 613 00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:34,666 ‎Ja-kwes owes her to Christo Wiese ‎linked, the billionaire. Or the Ruperts? 614 00:48:34,791 --> 00:48:37,833 ‎Potato, tomato.‎ Who knows? 615 00:48:38,333 --> 00:48:43,708 ‎Look at this color scheme. ‎Is it 2020? Come on, get out of here. 616 00:48:43,833 --> 00:48:47,041 ‎Wait. I sponsor all flowers, free of charge. 617 00:48:47,166 --> 00:48:52,333 ‎But they have to go with the invitations ‎and the table decorations fit. 618 00:48:52,458 --> 00:48:56,958 ‎Yes. I know someone at Wedding Solutions. ‎She is simply the best. 619 00:48:57,083 --> 00:49:01,000 ‎No, no one should die. ‎The ambassador is flying here. 620 00:49:01,125 --> 00:49:03,500 ‎You do her hair and makeup for free. 621 00:49:03,625 --> 00:49:06,583 ‎That French bastard is making us famous. 622 00:49:07,791 --> 00:49:11,791 ‎This is Marlene. She does your hair ‎makeup and nails for free. 623 00:49:13,750 --> 00:49:18,583 ‎Maybe. I'll still call. ‎Thanks, you bastard. 624 00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:25,791 ‎A Mr Siya might go ‎remarry. Then there are services… 625 00:49:25,916 --> 00:49:27,750 ‎Please don't break my heart. 626 00:49:27,875 --> 00:49:30,208 ‎We have the best crystal. ‎-Beautiful. 627 00:49:30,333 --> 00:49:33,750 ‎Yes-kwes, this is our menu. ‎We have seafood… 628 00:49:33,875 --> 00:49:36,625 ‎Our porcelain is beautiful. ‎-Okay, stop. 629 00:49:37,125 --> 00:49:41,000 ‎Take care of this beautiful bride first. ‎Get out of the way. 630 00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:45,208 ‎That I said orchids ‎be rare? That's not true. 631 00:49:45,333 --> 00:49:50,416 ‎I can get to it, but we can Arrange even rarer flowers. 632 00:49:51,041 --> 00:49:54,666 ‎Even rarer. ‎We can get anything you want. 633 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:56,900 ‎Discount. 634 00:49:58,375 --> 00:49:59,775 ‎Everyone go away. 635 00:50:03,625 --> 00:50:07,416 ‎That that worked. ‎-Did you see Werner looking at you? 636 00:50:07,541 --> 00:50:11,833 ‎He liked you, Ja-kwes. ‎-Christo Wiese and the Ruperts? Hello. 637 00:50:11,958 --> 00:50:15,208 ‎You make me say stupid things. ‎-Me? 638 00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:18,500 ‎We were at that stupid fair because of you. 639 00:50:24,041 --> 00:50:26,333 ‎The list. What else do we need? 640 00:50:27,416 --> 00:50:32,333 ‎Okay. Dress, shoes, flowers, ‎location, food, makeup, drinks. 641 00:50:34,375 --> 00:50:37,833 ‎What else? ‎-Something very important. Something tricky. 642 00:50:39,666 --> 00:50:44,958 ‎Ja-kwes is formidable. ‎-He will have to be more than formidable. 643 00:50:45,583 --> 00:50:47,146 ‎Ready for a challenge? 644 00:50:47,458 --> 00:50:51,583 ‎Is Faf wearing tight underwear? ‎Do you see him in his underwear now? 645 00:51:01,833 --> 00:51:03,233 ‎Is this a birdcage? 646 00:51:03,916 --> 00:51:06,583 ‎I photographed them all. 647 00:51:06,708 --> 00:51:11,541 ‎Petra, Susan, Marelize, ‎Shanté, Juané, Carlien… 648 00:51:11,666 --> 00:51:13,458 ‎Van Jaarsveld? ‎-Hattingh. 649 00:51:15,083 --> 00:51:17,041 ‎The Brides of the Year. 650 00:51:17,166 --> 00:51:21,000 ‎2017, 2018, 2019… 651 00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:25,416 ‎They screwed me in 2020. ‎They took that away from me. 652 00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:30,958 ‎2021, 2022, 2023, 2024 and 2025. 653 00:51:31,083 --> 00:51:35,750 ‎Sheryl van Deventer. ‎She was also Miss Hartenbos. 654 00:51:37,750 --> 00:51:39,250 ‎How do I know you from? 655 00:51:40,416 --> 00:51:42,666 ‎We're a bit famous. 656 00:51:42,791 --> 00:51:46,083 ‎Eben Etzebeth too ‎and I had no time for him. 657 00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:50,125 ‎150,000 views on Instagram. 658 00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:52,108 ‎Oh, yes? 659 00:51:54,041 --> 00:51:56,791 ‎That's my personal gallery. 660 00:51:56,916 --> 00:52:00,833 ‎I call it 'Disaster Art: ‎the intersection of art and disaster.' 661 00:52:00,958 --> 00:52:05,041 ‎You will come in for your big day ‎going into soup. 662 00:52:06,125 --> 00:52:08,333 ‎Look at her falling. Sorry. 663 00:52:08,916 --> 00:52:13,333 ‎Just like this conversation. ‎I'll be honest. I don't feel anything for it. 664 00:52:14,041 --> 00:52:15,441 ‎Go again. 665 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,400 ‎That's it. 666 00:52:18,125 --> 00:52:21,958 ‎I want to win Bride of the Year. ‎-You and 905 others, baby. 667 00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:27,875 ‎I've already rejected 903. I want ‎what better than those views on Instagram. 668 00:52:28,875 --> 00:52:31,375 ‎My photos tell a story. 669 00:52:32,541 --> 00:52:36,208 ‎The story behind the story. ‎The raw truth. 670 00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:38,583 ‎Something that fascinates people. 671 00:52:38,708 --> 00:52:43,208 ‎Emotions that I express with the camera can interpret. 672 00:52:44,458 --> 00:52:45,858 ‎This is your story. 673 00:52:47,083 --> 00:52:50,291 ‎This woman has been cheated on and humiliated on her wedding day. 674 00:52:50,416 --> 00:52:54,291 ‎Rejected by the love of her life… ‎-Now he gets it. 675 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:09,708 ‎How could I forget that? ‎Nobody forgets that nose. 676 00:53:11,750 --> 00:53:15,416 ‎That's it. The story of the phoenix. 677 00:53:16,166 --> 00:53:21,125 ‎A woman in pain ‎and leave behind humiliation… 678 00:53:21,916 --> 00:53:25,083 ‎You need a true artist for that. 679 00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:28,541 ‎Yes. That's it. 680 00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:35,000 ‎It's you, honey. You are my 2026. 681 00:53:37,125 --> 00:53:38,525 ‎Cool. ‎-Awesome. 682 00:53:39,625 --> 00:53:41,025 ‎Is this photo for sale? 683 00:53:42,583 --> 00:53:43,983 ‎No way. 684 00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:50,916 ‎What a personality. ‎-Yes. A different one every day. 685 00:53:51,041 --> 00:53:53,833 ‎Found it, sorry. See you soon. 686 00:53:55,708 --> 00:53:57,291 ‎Why do we walk so fast? 687 00:54:05,541 --> 00:54:07,083 ‎That was so bad. 688 00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:12,041 ‎Sorry. Stupid idea. I'll bring him back. ‎-No. 689 00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:14,441 ‎Thank you. 690 00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:24,750 ‎I have food we can heat up. 691 00:54:24,875 --> 00:54:26,750 ‎Surprise. 692 00:54:31,291 --> 00:54:35,041 ‎Without a bachelor party ‎you cannot get married. 693 00:54:36,916 --> 00:54:38,316 ‎Welcome. 694 00:54:39,708 --> 00:54:42,583 ‎Did they kidnap you? ‎-That's what it comes down to. 695 00:54:42,708 --> 00:54:45,541 ‎Can you care ‎that Albie keeps his paws to himself? 696 00:54:45,666 --> 00:54:46,791 ‎BRIDE 697 00:54:46,916 --> 00:54:49,041 ‎Or we'll have a double wedding. 698 00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:52,750 ‎This wasn't necessary, was it? 699 00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:57,583 ‎Frankie, we're old. ‎Give us that pleasure now. 700 00:54:58,083 --> 00:55:00,666 ‎Okay. I'm going to put the kettle on. 701 00:55:00,791 --> 00:55:05,333 ‎No, honey. ‎We have something more interesting in mind. 702 00:55:26,125 --> 00:55:28,750 ‎Those old guys can do something about it. 703 00:55:33,750 --> 00:55:35,375 ‎Come. Shake your ass. 704 00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:38,108 ‎Look. 705 00:55:39,625 --> 00:55:41,313 ‎The best drinks around. 706 00:55:42,541 --> 00:55:43,916 ‎Are you coming? 707 00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:47,541 ‎Not yet when I am between you ‎and a cockroach had to choose. 708 00:55:47,750 --> 00:55:53,041 ‎What if that cockroach can't come? ‎-I'll keep an eye on you. 709 00:55:54,208 --> 00:55:58,333 ‎There are not many in the village anymore. ‎-Is that so? 710 00:56:06,416 --> 00:56:08,791 ‎You with those beautiful eyes. Do you want to dance? 711 00:56:11,166 --> 00:56:13,291 ‎You know I can't dance. 712 00:56:13,875 --> 00:56:16,416 ‎You never had the right partner. 713 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:19,108 ‎Frankie Footloose. 714 00:56:20,208 --> 00:56:21,608 ‎And his sweetie. 715 00:56:21,791 --> 00:56:23,500 ‎Yeehaw. There we are. 716 00:56:27,833 --> 00:56:30,625 ‎Take it easy, Rocky. Calm down. 717 00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:12,333 ‎That woman on that mobility scooter is dead, ‎I think. Did you see her dancing? 718 00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:16,958 ‎Thank you. ‎-Cheers. 719 00:57:21,791 --> 00:57:25,916 ‎Snow White will get her feet tomorrow ‎in her wedding shoes? 720 00:57:27,458 --> 00:57:29,000 ‎Cinderella, you mean. 721 00:57:29,666 --> 00:57:35,166 ‎You need lessons in fairy tales. ‎-They are all the same. 722 00:57:35,291 --> 00:57:39,125 ‎'And they lived happily ever after.' ‎So unrealistic. 723 00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:41,666 ‎What do you have against marriage? 724 00:57:41,791 --> 00:57:45,000 ‎Nothing. But I know ‎not a single happy marriage. 725 00:57:45,125 --> 00:57:46,625 ‎How many do you know? 726 00:57:47,291 --> 00:57:49,791 ‎That from my parents. All too good. 727 00:57:58,291 --> 00:58:00,541 ‎Same old cliché. 728 00:58:01,166 --> 00:58:05,041 ‎They were just 18 and she got pregnant. ‎My father was old-fashioned… 729 00:58:05,166 --> 00:58:08,583 ‎…so he did the 'right thing' ‎and they got married. 730 00:58:10,041 --> 00:58:12,750 ‎I didn't have the happiest childhood. 731 00:58:13,583 --> 00:58:17,833 ‎That atmosphere in the house and the arguments. 732 00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:22,916 ‎They were stuck together ‎and that was my fault. 733 00:58:27,041 --> 00:58:29,333 ‎Albie, it's time for bed. 734 00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:36,333 ‎Paws at home, woman. ‎-It's bedtime. 735 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,400 ‎There. 736 00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:41,358 ‎Come on. 737 00:59:02,541 --> 00:59:03,941 ‎SLOW 738 00:59:16,875 --> 00:59:19,063 ‎Come on. You've done this so many times. 739 00:59:26,458 --> 00:59:31,291 ‎There's Frankie Footloose. ‎You look so hip. 740 00:59:31,416 --> 00:59:34,208 ‎What can I say? Thank you. 741 00:59:34,791 --> 00:59:36,375 ‎Wow, how beautiful. ‎-Thank you. 742 00:59:37,291 --> 00:59:41,958 ‎It's best to keep it simple. ‎-Are we going to get some of it later? 743 00:59:42,083 --> 00:59:44,625 ‎Yes, cutting the cake ‎is quite a ceremony. 744 00:59:44,750 --> 00:59:47,666 ‎That's for the photos. Thank you. 745 00:59:48,833 --> 00:59:51,166 ‎What is that? ‎-At a real wedding… 746 00:59:51,291 --> 00:59:56,625 the bridal couple keeps two pieces and eat it on their first wedding anniversary. 747 00:59:56,750 --> 01:00:00,208 ‎How nice. ‎At a real wedding, of course. 748 01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:06,625 ‎It always feels special that something I that I have made that first year with them. 749 01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:10,750 ‎As if I were a part of it for a moment ‎of a family. 750 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:16,125 ‎It's stupid, I know. ‎-No, I don't think so. 751 01:00:17,083 --> 01:00:18,291 ‎I have to get changed. 752 01:00:18,416 --> 01:00:21,875 ‎We cannot keep guests waiting, ‎fake marriage or not. 753 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,400 ‎Here we go. 754 01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:29,958 ‎Okay, you two. It's show time. 755 01:00:36,041 --> 01:00:38,666 ‎You need to have pants measured today. 756 01:00:38,791 --> 01:00:42,291 ‎That Bride of the Year thing ‎is hard work. 757 01:00:42,416 --> 01:00:45,291 ‎Once the prize has been received, ‎it's worth it. 758 01:00:45,416 --> 01:00:48,708 ‎If we win. ‎-We win. 759 01:00:48,833 --> 01:00:50,625 ‎I'm not coming in second. Clearly? 760 01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:54,041 ‎Zander, you have to go today ‎Having trousers measured. 761 01:00:54,166 --> 01:00:58,208 ‎Did I already tell him, Mom? ‎-Just say mom. 762 01:01:00,708 --> 01:01:05,250 ‎I knew something was going on. ‎This is a photo of Martin. 763 01:01:05,375 --> 01:01:06,775 ‎Look, the watermark. 764 01:01:09,125 --> 01:01:12,625 ‎You only hire Martin… ‎-If you want to win the title. 765 01:01:12,750 --> 01:01:16,958 ‎Come on. After all that drama She really doesn't give up. 766 01:01:17,083 --> 01:01:22,375 ‎She has a bone to pick with us. ‎-She wants to pick your bone. 767 01:01:25,083 --> 01:01:29,958 ‎Norma, angel. I can't talk now. ‎I have a shoot soon. 768 01:01:30,666 --> 01:01:32,979 ‎My ex-daughter-in-law's wedding? 769 01:01:34,701 --> 01:01:35,875 ‎Are you clairvoyant? 770 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:40,583 ‎Martin, darling. ‎Be nice and send me a pin. 771 01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:03,333 ‎Close your mouth. 772 01:02:10,916 --> 01:02:14,479 ‎I never had a daughter ‎to share this moment. 773 01:02:15,666 --> 01:02:18,750 ‎Thank you for having us here to be part of. 774 01:02:20,708 --> 01:02:22,108 ‎Thank you. 775 01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:29,375 ‎You are so beautiful. ‎-Thank you. 776 01:02:31,166 --> 01:02:34,291 ‎I give you my heart. I am yours. 777 01:02:35,008 --> 01:02:36,166 ‎Forever. 778 01:02:36,291 --> 01:02:40,958 ‎I want to grow old with you and dance ‎until we have blisters on our feet. 779 01:02:41,708 --> 01:02:43,958 ‎As long as I live, I am yours. 780 01:02:46,375 --> 01:02:49,458 ‎Then I declare you now ‎to husband and wife. 781 01:02:50,625 --> 01:02:52,458 ‎You may kiss the bride. 782 01:02:55,666 --> 01:02:57,354 ‎Now you must kiss the bride. 783 01:03:00,583 --> 01:03:02,583 ‎Okay. We'll do it slowly. 784 01:03:07,125 --> 01:03:08,525 ‎Sorry. 785 01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:13,750 ‎Listen. ‎You've done this before. 786 01:03:13,875 --> 01:03:17,000 ‎Not for an audience, ‎but it's just like riding a bike. 787 01:03:18,416 --> 01:03:20,708 ‎One more time. Breathe deeply. 788 01:03:22,125 --> 01:03:23,525 ‎Go for it. 789 01:03:53,625 --> 01:03:55,025 ‎We're going to party. 790 01:03:59,208 --> 01:04:03,521 ‎Now I understand how you know how to fool people. ‎-You should say it, top actress. 791 01:04:04,125 --> 01:04:09,041 ‎How sad that we lie to everyone. ‎-It's just a fake marriage. 792 01:05:32,416 --> 01:05:37,708 ‎Yoh,‎ that was… ‎-That was incredible. 793 01:05:40,750 --> 01:05:42,750 ‎The jury will love it. 794 01:05:45,125 --> 01:05:48,416 ‎And the kiss? Did it work? 795 01:05:49,333 --> 01:05:51,500 ‎Was it believable, I mean? 796 01:05:52,625 --> 01:05:54,025 ‎I almost fell for it. 797 01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:59,833 ‎I will send the registration form ‎immediately. 798 01:05:59,958 --> 01:06:01,358 ‎Fine. 799 01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:14,333 ‎Good night, dear wife. 800 01:06:15,250 --> 01:06:17,000 ‎Good night, hubby. 801 01:06:30,083 --> 01:06:31,483 ‎Frank. 802 01:06:48,125 --> 01:06:49,525 ‎Naomi? 803 01:06:50,583 --> 01:06:52,708 ‎Naomi Esterhuyzen. 804 01:06:53,583 --> 01:06:54,983 ‎Norma. 805 01:06:56,083 --> 01:06:59,958 ‎Norma Prinsloo. We participated ‎to Bride of the Year 1989. 806 01:07:02,791 --> 01:07:05,500 ‎You look good. ‎-Thank you. 807 01:07:06,750 --> 01:07:08,708 ‎Not as good as you. 808 01:07:11,125 --> 01:07:15,625 ‎I read that you this year ‎are one of the jury members. 809 01:07:16,208 --> 01:07:20,500 ‎That's right. It's not an easy task. ‎-I can imagine. 810 01:07:20,625 --> 01:07:23,875 ‎Let's go eat a salad and catch up. 811 01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:28,666 ‎You hadn't cursed me ‎because I won then? 812 01:07:28,791 --> 01:07:31,083 ‎How do you arrive at that? 813 01:07:31,875 --> 01:07:37,000 ‎It was a huge honor ‎to be your first princess. 814 01:07:37,541 --> 01:07:39,250 ‎Unbelievable. 815 01:07:48,625 --> 01:07:50,750 ‎REGISTRATION FOR BRIDE OF THE YEAR 816 01:07:50,875 --> 01:07:52,458 ‎YOUR MARRIAGE STORY 817 01:08:38,458 --> 01:08:39,858 ‎Come in. 818 01:09:23,958 --> 01:09:25,708 ‎Good morning. 819 01:09:27,333 --> 01:09:29,958 ‎Finally that gap has closed. 820 01:09:34,083 --> 01:09:35,375 ‎What? Bad news? 821 01:09:35,500 --> 01:09:38,833 ‎I don't understand why you two don't live together. 822 01:09:38,958 --> 01:09:41,541 ‎We have a short-distance relationship. 823 01:09:41,666 --> 01:09:44,500 ‎It's nice ‎if your wife lives a little further away. 824 01:09:44,625 --> 01:09:48,708 ‎She can at least visit you, right? ‎-Lienkie is busy. 825 01:09:48,833 --> 01:09:53,291 ‎She neglects you. ‎Maybe I should talk to her. 826 01:09:53,416 --> 01:09:57,083 ‎That won't be necessary. ‎See? She calls me. 827 01:09:57,208 --> 01:09:58,608 ‎Excuse me. 828 01:10:01,791 --> 01:10:03,791 ‎I don't like that peace. 829 01:10:05,541 --> 01:10:09,125 ‎How quiet are you? ‎-I'm thinking. 830 01:10:09,833 --> 01:10:11,458 ‎Hello, my wife. 831 01:10:11,583 --> 01:10:14,583 ‎We're participating. ‎We won Bride of the Month. 832 01:10:14,708 --> 01:10:16,500 ‎What? ‎-Thank you. 833 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,688 ‎We are Bride of the month. 834 01:10:24,083 --> 01:10:27,083 ‎Of what? Of the month? ‎-Of the month. 835 01:10:34,750 --> 01:10:36,150 ‎Bride of the month. 836 01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:40,916 ‎Lienkie? ‎-Johannika. 837 01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:42,541 ‎On the iPad. 838 01:10:42,666 --> 01:10:44,916 ‎Something is completely screwed up here. 839 01:10:46,666 --> 01:10:50,958 ‎Martin has that tacky wedding ‎saved with his photos. 840 01:10:51,083 --> 01:10:54,666 ‎How can you be so calm? ‎This makes me so… 841 01:10:55,250 --> 01:11:00,375 ‎So much is going through my mind. ‎-I think you're hungry. Eat something. 842 01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:02,500 ‎Don't worry. I'll arrange it. 843 01:11:04,208 --> 01:11:06,916 ‎Naomi. Hello, girlfriend. 844 01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:23,333 ‎I'm looking for a ‎tasty person that Bride of the Month has won. 845 01:11:25,166 --> 01:11:29,625 ‎We are going to wipe out the enemy. ‎-Okay, Duracell bunny. 846 01:11:31,708 --> 01:11:33,291 ‎Now it's official. 847 01:11:34,125 --> 01:11:38,291 ‎Oh, man. Great. ‎-Beautiful. 848 01:11:38,416 --> 01:11:41,708 ‎We have a month until the final. 849 01:11:42,208 --> 01:11:45,458 ‎Yoh.‎ A bride with a plan. ‎-Multiple plans. 850 01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:50,313 ‎I didn't turn the sign over. ‎We are closed… 851 01:11:53,208 --> 01:11:55,208 ‎The senior citizen discount is Wednesday. 852 01:11:55,958 --> 01:12:00,166 ‎Lienkie. To my surprise I have come to congratulate you. 853 01:12:02,791 --> 01:12:03,958 ‎Thank you. 854 01:12:04,083 --> 01:12:08,541 ‎And you put the 'eraser' in groom. ‎-Wow, you can read. 855 01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:11,416 ‎Where are my manners? 856 01:12:11,541 --> 01:12:14,916 ‎This is Naomi Esterhuyzen ‎from Bride of the Year. 857 01:12:18,916 --> 01:12:22,229 ‎I have never ‎met a real Bride of the Year. 858 01:12:23,041 --> 01:12:26,416 ‎Beautiful inside and out, huh? ‎-Thank you. 859 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,291 ‎What can I do for you? 860 01:12:28,416 --> 01:12:33,458 ‎We don't have your marriage certificate yet. ‎-And that is crucial. 861 01:12:33,583 --> 01:12:36,416 ‎There's probably a simple explanation for this. 862 01:12:36,541 --> 01:12:40,000 ‎Yes. We're still waiting for our copy. 863 01:12:41,583 --> 01:12:44,875 ‎No point. ‎As long as it's there next week. 864 01:12:45,458 --> 01:12:49,250 ‎A copy of the marriage certificate? ‎-Next week? 865 01:12:50,166 --> 01:12:51,566 ‎Is that a problem? 866 01:12:52,375 --> 01:12:54,791 ‎No. ‎-Not at all. 867 01:12:54,916 --> 01:12:58,291 ‎What a relief. It can take a long time. 868 01:12:58,416 --> 01:13:01,958 ‎As long as the signatures ‎and stamps on it. 869 01:13:02,083 --> 01:13:06,875 ‎We don't want you to miss the deadline. ‎Otherwise you will be disqualified. 870 01:13:08,125 --> 01:13:09,708 ‎Thanks for the good advice. 871 01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:14,333 ‎It would be a disaster ‎if we allowed fake marriages. 872 01:13:17,208 --> 01:13:22,125 ‎Good. I'll turn the sign over Then everyone knows that you are closed. 873 01:13:22,250 --> 01:13:24,166 ‎Goodbye. 874 01:13:27,416 --> 01:13:30,875 ‎Do they know the marriage was fake? ‎-It was. 875 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:35,000 ‎You're not helping. ‎-What if the BZK has lost the deed? 876 01:13:35,125 --> 01:13:39,041 ‎Then it is still in the system. ‎-You're not helping. 877 01:13:39,166 --> 01:13:43,958 ‎Do you know anyone who can obtain such a certificate? ‎forgery, with your criminal connections? 878 01:13:44,083 --> 01:13:45,708 ‎What are you trying to say? 879 01:13:45,833 --> 01:13:48,958 ‎Don't be so innocent. ‎You stole my credit card. 880 01:13:49,083 --> 01:13:53,958 ‎You literally blackmailed me. ‎-I really don't… 881 01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:55,625 ‎You're not helping. 882 01:13:57,625 --> 01:13:59,708 ‎We're getting married. ‎-We withdraw. 883 01:14:01,541 --> 01:14:06,541 ‎Lienkie, can you hear yourself? ‎Getting married just for a stupid match? 884 01:14:06,666 --> 01:14:08,250 ‎We have to. 885 01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:11,750 ‎We can't give up now. ‎Do you know what happens then? 886 01:14:11,875 --> 01:14:16,125 ‎Nothing. Literally nothing. Tell her. ‎-You forget we're famous. 887 01:14:16,583 --> 01:14:20,750 ‎I become known as the failed bride ‎and Norma and Zander enjoy it. 888 01:14:20,875 --> 01:14:24,250 ‎Then everyone knows ‎that I will always be alone. 889 01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:26,708 ‎What do you mean? You're not alone, idiot. 890 01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:30,958 ‎Open your eyes. You got me, Estelle… ‎-That doesn't mean anything. 891 01:14:35,291 --> 01:14:36,691 ‎Nothing? 892 01:14:46,083 --> 01:14:47,225 ‎Where are you going? 893 01:14:47,351 --> 01:14:50,625 ‎Back to my life. ‎Alone, without drama queens. 894 01:14:50,750 --> 01:14:53,833 ‎Because people are too much work. ‎-Some people do. 895 01:14:53,958 --> 01:14:57,666 ‎You are a coward. ‎Mom and Dad were mean to me… 896 01:14:57,791 --> 01:15:01,666 So now I lock myself away in self-pity. ‎Grow up. 897 01:15:06,916 --> 01:15:09,291 ‎You're the only one who knew that. 898 01:16:20,708 --> 01:16:22,108 ‎Lienks? 899 01:16:22,875 --> 01:16:26,583 ‎How much ‎Farmer looking for wife ‎can you binge watch? Get up. 900 01:16:32,458 --> 01:16:34,916 ‎She has given up. Do something about it. 901 01:16:36,208 --> 01:16:39,791 ‎The forged deed. ‎-Give it to her yourself. 902 01:16:40,583 --> 01:16:43,583 ‎I don't have time for this. 903 01:16:43,708 --> 01:16:48,708 ‎I love Lienkie very much, ‎but why do you think she is like this? 904 01:16:49,625 --> 01:16:52,666 ‎She thinks she can plan her happiness. 905 01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:56,750 ‎And she's afraid of being alone. ‎Just like you. 906 01:16:58,833 --> 01:16:59,875 ‎Cool. 907 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:02,958 ‎If it works, she needs you ‎for the final round. 908 01:17:03,083 --> 01:17:04,483 ‎Fascinating. 909 01:17:28,291 --> 01:17:30,125 ‎GET BETTER 910 01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:43,979 ‎Only family is allowed to visit him, right? 911 01:17:47,291 --> 01:17:48,691 ‎I deserved that. 912 01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:55,416 ‎So the deed worked. ‎-Yes, but that's not why I'm here. 913 01:17:57,125 --> 01:17:58,525 ‎How is he? 914 01:17:59,833 --> 01:18:01,233 ‎Not good. 915 01:18:01,833 --> 01:18:03,233 ‎Heart failure. 916 01:18:04,041 --> 01:18:07,208 ‎Told me. ‎-I'm not talking to you. 917 01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:12,875 ‎I wouldn't want to talk to me either. 918 01:18:16,875 --> 01:18:19,291 ‎As soon as I said it, I immediately wanted… 919 01:18:21,666 --> 01:18:23,066 ‎I'm really sorry. 920 01:18:27,250 --> 01:18:29,166 ‎How can I make it up to you? 921 01:18:33,916 --> 01:18:35,958 ‎Do you still have that credit card? 922 01:18:43,416 --> 01:18:45,229 ‎Why did you even help me? 923 01:18:46,333 --> 01:18:51,083 ‎Because you needed it. I get it ‎still not, but this is what you want. 924 01:18:54,416 --> 01:18:55,916 ‎You are a liar. 925 01:18:56,875 --> 01:18:59,125 ‎Was that a thank you? ‎-Okay, loner. 926 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:04,041 ‎You held Albie's hand and helped me ‎because you care about people. 927 01:19:04,791 --> 01:19:06,666 ‎Well. I'm an idiot. 928 01:19:08,583 --> 01:19:09,983 ‎Me too. 929 01:19:13,791 --> 01:19:15,191 ‎I withdraw. 930 01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:18,313 ‎Then it is my own decision. 931 01:19:19,541 --> 01:19:22,000 ‎Don't get it into your head. 932 01:19:23,875 --> 01:19:27,313 ‎You worked too hard ‎to get cold feet now. 933 01:19:29,583 --> 01:19:33,166 ‎Come on, get out of here. ‎Go win that match. 934 01:19:33,291 --> 01:19:36,958 ‎Someone has to take care of you. ‎-Already in progress. 935 01:19:37,083 --> 01:19:41,416 ‎We have drawn up a schedule. ‎I'll do the first shift. 936 01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:44,500 ‎That woman is a sex maniac. 937 01:19:46,041 --> 01:19:47,875 ‎My back corset is broken. 938 01:19:50,041 --> 01:19:51,500 ‎I will tolerate her. 939 01:19:52,625 --> 01:19:54,750 ‎For you. 940 01:19:59,041 --> 01:20:00,441 ‎On to that match. 941 01:20:21,375 --> 01:20:23,791 ‎That we are finally here. 942 01:20:25,625 --> 01:20:27,666 ‎It's so chic here. 943 01:20:30,291 --> 01:20:32,666 ‎Hey. We can do this. 944 01:20:40,500 --> 01:20:43,500 ‎No singles again, ‎but I like challenges. 945 01:20:48,333 --> 01:20:50,916 ‎Welcome. Just go inside. 946 01:20:51,458 --> 01:20:53,416 ‎That dress. ‎-He is very beautiful. 947 01:20:53,541 --> 01:20:56,000 ‎What more… 948 01:20:57,416 --> 01:20:58,816 ‎Yes, beautiful. 949 01:21:01,750 --> 01:21:04,166 ‎Don't touch my hair. ‎-Sorry, honey. 950 01:21:04,708 --> 01:21:08,000 ‎No one stands a chance. Fuck them. 951 01:21:09,041 --> 01:21:12,708 ‎All obstacles have been removed. 952 01:21:12,833 --> 01:21:17,791 ‎Except her, Mom. ‎-You solved it, right? 953 01:21:21,375 --> 01:21:23,500 ‎Were you not disqualified? 954 01:21:23,625 --> 01:21:27,875 ‎No. A bitter old bitch wanted ‎eliminating the competition. 955 01:21:28,458 --> 01:21:30,291 ‎They have our marriage certificate. 956 01:21:31,666 --> 01:21:34,750 ‎That's not possible. I'm reporting you for... 957 01:21:35,958 --> 01:21:37,458 ‎Due to… ‎-Happiness? 958 01:21:39,291 --> 01:21:43,000 ‎Welcome, everyone. ‎Do all guests want to go inside? 959 01:21:43,125 --> 01:21:45,250 ‎Finalists, take your places. 960 01:21:47,333 --> 01:21:51,208 ‎You don't even make the top three. ‎-Then you have nothing to fear. 961 01:21:53,333 --> 01:21:55,250 ‎Step aside, ma'am. 962 01:21:57,583 --> 01:21:59,000 ‎Zan-Zan. 963 01:22:10,291 --> 01:22:15,250 ‎Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to ‎the Bride of the Year Gala… 964 01:22:15,375 --> 01:22:18,916 where we have the Bride of the year ‎from 2026. 965 01:22:19,041 --> 01:22:24,875 ‎But first we want from the men ‎Hear from these beautiful women… 966 01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:30,250 why exactly have fallen in love with their wives. 967 01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:32,813 ‎Applause for the first groom. 968 01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:46,708 ‎Then I saw her with a puppy. ‎-When she held my niece… 969 01:22:46,833 --> 01:22:50,166 ‎Then I saw her with my niece ‎and a puppy. 970 01:22:50,750 --> 01:22:54,000 ‎When our eyes met… 971 01:22:54,125 --> 01:22:56,916 ‎Did I know… 972 01:22:57,041 --> 01:22:58,625 ‎That I loved her. 973 01:22:59,291 --> 01:23:00,708 ‎Shoot me. 974 01:23:01,875 --> 01:23:03,275 ‎Good evening. 975 01:23:03,541 --> 01:23:06,333 ‎You look beautiful. 976 01:23:07,708 --> 01:23:10,708 ‎Jurors. Naomi. 977 01:23:10,833 --> 01:23:13,333 ‎I met my wife at work. 978 01:23:13,458 --> 01:23:17,083 ‎We worked together for nights. 979 01:23:18,208 --> 01:23:22,583 ‎I saw how excellent they are ‎could handle Excel. 980 01:23:26,625 --> 01:23:30,291 ‎She is stunningly beautiful and very hot. 981 01:23:31,083 --> 01:23:32,875 ‎And honey… 982 01:23:33,458 --> 01:23:36,208 I have fallen head over heels for you. 983 01:24:02,375 --> 01:24:07,916 ‎The first time I saw Lienkie, ‎was with a puppy. 984 01:24:10,875 --> 01:24:12,625 ‎Our eyes met… 985 01:24:13,583 --> 01:24:17,458 and I saw how well she got along with my niece... 986 01:24:19,291 --> 01:24:21,291 could get along and realized… 987 01:24:25,458 --> 01:24:27,250 ‎I realized… 988 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:32,900 ‎I lie. 989 01:24:38,041 --> 01:24:41,166 ‎We just think that you want to hear that. 990 01:24:41,291 --> 01:24:45,250 ‎But I don't even believe in love. 991 01:24:50,333 --> 01:24:53,083 At least that's what I thought before I knew Lienkie. 992 01:24:54,458 --> 01:24:59,750 ‎At first she drove me crazy. Not on the right one ‎way, if you know what I mean. 993 01:25:00,708 --> 01:25:02,875 ‎It was a difficult beginning. 994 01:25:04,375 --> 01:25:05,775 ‎But here we are. 995 01:25:07,791 --> 01:25:11,500 ‎Lienkie bakes ‎incredibly delicious wedding cakes. 996 01:25:12,875 --> 01:25:15,750 ‎But the process is messy. ‎There is flower everywhere. 997 01:25:15,875 --> 01:25:19,291 ‎Your hands are covered in butter, ‎sugar, eggs… 998 01:25:19,416 --> 01:25:22,250 ‎I don't understand. ‎It's so unpredictable… 999 01:25:22,375 --> 01:25:26,625 but afterwards you have something ‎what you want to share with everyone. 1000 01:25:27,208 --> 01:25:29,500 ‎With family and friends. 1001 01:25:32,125 --> 01:25:33,525 ‎Just like love. 1002 01:25:35,708 --> 01:25:37,750 ‎I want to share everything with Lienkie. 1003 01:25:40,250 --> 01:25:41,650 ‎Because I love you. 1004 01:25:43,583 --> 01:25:46,291 ‎Hair. I love her. 1005 01:25:56,125 --> 01:25:59,166 ‎Frank? ‎-I need some fresh air. 1006 01:26:20,125 --> 01:26:22,083 ‎Nice speech, buddy. 1007 01:26:24,125 --> 01:26:25,708 ‎Are you coming to argue? 1008 01:26:28,208 --> 01:26:32,125 ‎Wash your hands. Gross. ‎-If you are no longer breastfed. 1009 01:26:33,208 --> 01:26:36,500 ‎What is this? Is this Lienkies… 1010 01:26:38,333 --> 01:26:39,791 idea of revenge? 1011 01:26:41,041 --> 01:26:42,441 ‎Just ask her. 1012 01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:44,666 ‎I'll tell you… 1013 01:26:45,750 --> 01:26:47,333 how this will continue. 1014 01:26:49,125 --> 01:26:50,333 ‎I'm listening. 1015 01:26:50,458 --> 01:26:54,666 ‎You get into your car… 1016 01:26:56,083 --> 01:26:59,083 and go back to where you came from. 1017 01:26:59,875 --> 01:27:02,250 ‎What if I tell you to fuck off? 1018 01:27:04,958 --> 01:27:07,666 ‎I'm a reasonable person. Name your price. 1019 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:12,458 ‎You and Mommy can't pay me. ‎-Try it. 1020 01:27:14,333 --> 01:27:17,500 ‎What about those hair implants, ‎some of that fake tan. 1021 01:27:17,625 --> 01:27:20,541 ‎Botox under the eyes. You know. 1022 01:27:21,416 --> 01:27:23,000 ‎The hunting life. 1023 01:27:24,958 --> 01:27:27,916 ‎Speaking of yachts, we have one. 1024 01:27:28,041 --> 01:27:32,250 ‎In fact, we have two. 1025 01:27:34,125 --> 01:27:37,375 ‎You just have to retreat. 1026 01:28:00,041 --> 01:28:01,833 ‎Another man scared off? 1027 01:28:03,125 --> 01:28:05,125 ‎He wasn't raised that way. 1028 01:28:05,958 --> 01:28:10,375 ‎Ladies and gentlemen, please all the finalists ‎head to the dance floor? 1029 01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:12,291 ‎We announce the top three. 1030 01:28:13,208 --> 01:28:15,250 ‎So close and yet so far away. 1031 01:28:17,958 --> 01:28:20,208 ‎Some people never win. 1032 01:28:23,041 --> 01:28:24,441 ‎Norma. 1033 01:28:24,916 --> 01:28:26,458 ‎You should have dropped this. 1034 01:28:30,541 --> 01:28:34,875 ‎I was afraid you had changed your mind. ‎-Norma will pay for the drinks tonight. 1035 01:28:36,833 --> 01:28:38,233 ‎Here we go, Naomi. 1036 01:28:38,625 --> 01:28:41,333 ‎I want ‎Congratulations to all our beautiful finalists. 1037 01:28:41,958 --> 01:28:45,833 ‎That you are in the top 12, ‎is already an enormous honor. 1038 01:28:48,083 --> 01:28:52,083 ‎The top three ‎of Bride of the year 2026 are: 1039 01:28:56,375 --> 01:28:57,791 ‎Zander and Johannika. 1040 01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:07,583 ‎Kobus and Tertia. 1041 01:29:11,500 --> 01:29:12,900 ‎And… 1042 01:29:13,208 --> 01:29:14,608 ‎Take a deep breath. 1043 01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:17,958 ‎Frank and Lienkie. 1044 01:29:24,083 --> 01:29:26,291 ‎Congratulations, everyone. 1045 01:29:26,875 --> 01:29:32,791 ‎Now we ask you to show us ‎what your first dance was. 1046 01:29:45,208 --> 01:29:46,608 ‎Sorry. 1047 01:29:47,541 --> 01:29:51,041 ‎Are you okay? ‎-Yes. I want this to be perfect. 1048 01:30:13,875 --> 01:30:16,875 ‎We do it how it should be done ‎or do we do this for us? 1049 01:30:17,958 --> 01:30:19,358 ‎What do you mean? 1050 01:30:19,958 --> 01:30:21,358 ‎Ready to make the move? 1051 01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:23,416 ‎Now? 1052 01:30:24,250 --> 01:30:25,708 ‎Lienkie? 1053 01:30:31,833 --> 01:30:36,375 ‎Hey, DJ. Put on 'Rowwe Bliksem'. 1054 01:30:36,500 --> 01:30:38,500 ‎That's not necessary. Ignore… 1055 01:30:40,458 --> 01:30:41,858 ‎Zander. 1056 01:31:02,291 --> 01:31:06,250 ‎You dance better. ‎Stuck by your new partner. 1057 01:31:11,291 --> 01:31:12,691 ‎Come. 1058 01:31:32,333 --> 01:31:34,041 ‎I meant everything I said. 1059 01:31:38,875 --> 01:31:40,958 ‎Stop this immediately. 1060 01:31:45,666 --> 01:31:47,229 ‎Those two don't belong here. 1061 01:31:47,791 --> 01:31:52,125 ‎She's been a few months dumped at the altar. 1062 01:31:52,958 --> 01:31:56,416 ‎And now she's suddenly married? 1063 01:31:57,083 --> 01:32:00,333 ‎Note bene with him? Impossible. 1064 01:32:01,875 --> 01:32:03,275 ‎Lienkie… 1065 01:32:03,458 --> 01:32:08,875 ‎You wouldn't win a dog show, ‎let alone Bride of the Year. 1066 01:32:10,333 --> 01:32:13,208 ‎You could want to ‎that you were as wonderful as she was. 1067 01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:17,063 ‎You take it out on everyone ‎that you didn't win. 1068 01:32:20,958 --> 01:32:24,146 ‎There are more important things ‎then Bride of the year. 1069 01:32:28,208 --> 01:32:29,708 ‎We are not married. 1070 01:32:32,666 --> 01:32:36,291 ‎Even worse: I have this ‎done for the wrong reasons. 1071 01:32:36,875 --> 01:32:39,000 ‎To take revenge on the Prinsloos. 1072 01:32:39,541 --> 01:32:43,833 ‎All I wanted was a family. ‎And they trampled on that dream. 1073 01:32:47,833 --> 01:32:51,666 ‎But I didn't realize that Frank ‎the hero was who I was waiting for. 1074 01:32:52,250 --> 01:32:57,833 ‎Mr Rolling Stone who attracts everyone. 1075 01:33:01,166 --> 01:33:03,354 ‎The most honest liar I know. 1076 01:33:05,166 --> 01:33:07,500 ‎Now I finally have my happy place. 1077 01:33:09,083 --> 01:33:12,666 ‎It's not about winning or losing. 1078 01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:29,541 ‎We withdraw. We get out. 1079 01:33:31,583 --> 01:33:35,291 ‎Zander had sex with Johannika ‎when I waited for him at the altar. 1080 01:33:35,416 --> 01:33:37,875 ‎Not true. ‎-That's not how it happened. 1081 01:33:38,416 --> 01:33:41,083 ‎I'll send the photos. Bye. 1082 01:33:42,541 --> 01:33:44,083 ‎You say Prinsloos. 1083 01:34:18,791 --> 01:34:20,791 ‎LINDEN ORPHANAGE 1084 01:38:22,750 --> 01:38:27,750 ‎Translation: Juliëtte van Gurp