1
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Ah man!
That was our only ball!

2
00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:34,855
Why d'you look so scared?
Look at him...

3
00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:38,197
- I'm not scared!
- Go get it, Taylor!

4
00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:52,101
You're the new guy,
so it's yourjob to get the ball!

5
00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,543
- Or are you scared...
- Shut up!

6
00:01:54,914 --> 00:01:58,543
Look at you! You're scared.
You want me to call your mommy?

7
00:01:58,918 --> 00:02:02,547
Maybe your big sister
will get it for you. It's your ball!

8
00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:08,887
It's my back too, so get in there before
I knock your sorry ass out of the park!

9
00:02:16,769 --> 00:02:18,737
Come on, looser! Get the ball!

10
00:02:21,774 --> 00:02:23,401
Come on, hurry up!

11
00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:32,748
It's right here...
I see it...

12
00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:38,687
Oh, no. Guys! Come on!
This isn't funny! Open up!

13
00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,229
Hello?

14
00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:46,358
Hello? Is there anybody here?

15
00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:04,369
Help me...
Leave me alone!

16
00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:07,042
Leave me alone!
Help me!

17
00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,379
Open up!

18
00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:29,387
I'm home!

19
00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:33,990
Good to see you too.

20
00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,328
Ryan, is that you?

21
00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:39,998
Ryan honey, is that you?

22
00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:44,659
No, it's robbers. It'sjust
your standard home invasion.

23
00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:46,902
Nothing to worry about here.

24
00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:49,337
You're home late.
How was your day?

25
00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,677
Pull off any cool tricks?

26
00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:56,682
Ryan, no caffeine.
Remember what the doctor said.

27
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- It keeps you up at night.
- That's not what keeps me awake.

28
00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:03,355
Ryan, put it back.

29
00:07:05,057 --> 00:07:08,356
- How does she know these things?
- Because I'm your mother.

30
00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:11,253
Now get down here
so I can take a look at you.

31
00:07:11,397 --> 00:07:14,696
I look the exact same
as I did this morning.

32
00:07:15,401 --> 00:07:17,028
Ryan...

33
00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:37,482
Mom?

34
00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:41,486
Sorry, sorry, sorry...

35
00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:00,505
Please, mom!

36
00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:04,179
You'd think I was coming back
from war or something, man.

37
00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,846
Most kids would kill for their mothers
to give'em this kind of attention.

38
00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,848
Yeah, I'm sure.

39
00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:14,182
Can't we be a normal family and switch
the light at the top of the stairs?

40
00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:17,529
Well, that'sjust the way it was when
we moved here.

41
00:08:17,897 --> 00:08:21,856
This isn't normal?
This is a home office.

42
00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:24,870
- You're a mess...
- Me?

43
00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,866
- Have you looked in the mirror lately?
- That bad?

44
00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:30,542
You look like you've been
down in the mines.

45
00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:34,971
Oh, what time is it?
Your dad's gonna kill me.

46
00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,977
We've got that big party to go
to tonight.

47
00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:40,982
Got to clean up.

48
00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,548
- Hey, kiddo.
- Hi.

49
00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,786
If you got a second I could use your
advice in here, I got a little problem.

50
00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:51,219
Sure.

51
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:05,897
That light bulb in the living room,
it needs replacing.

52
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,235
You know, the one on the left
as you come into the hallway.

53
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:14,569
It made that sound like when there's
a fly stuck in it and then it flickered.

54
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:19,247
Ryan, maybe you should just...

55
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,927
Son, this whole fear
of the dark thing...

56
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:37,195
...maybe you're getting just
a little too old for this, huh?

57
00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:42,537
You realize I'm gonna have to take
a second mortgage on the house...

58
00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:44,876
...just to pay for
all these light bulbs...

59
00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:48,547
Look, I will fix it the first thing
tomorrow morning. I promise.

60
00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:55,546
Alright.

61
00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:58,788
Alright, I will fix it tonight
before we leave. How 'bout that?

62
00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:00,789
- Alright.
- Deal. Good.

63
00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:03,895
You, young man,
are one tough negotiator.

64
00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:07,562
I mean it. You know I've cross examined
criminals that cracked before you.

65
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:16,234
Dad? Do you think
I can I get a dog?

66
00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:19,908
You know, like an attack dog.
He could hide under my bed.

67
00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:23,578
I heard that dogs can sense fear.
Dogs and horses...

68
00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:26,918
What? Whoa, whoa, wait.
Haven't we had this conversation?

69
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,588
You know you're allergic, besides...

70
00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:31,813
What brought this on?

71
00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:35,188
I just thought that if Dale was allowed
to have a girl in his room...

72
00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:37,188
I see...

73
00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:41,529
Well you know son, technically
he's not breaking the rule since...

74
00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:46,201
...the rule only applies for
when we're not home. Plus...

75
00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:50,041
It's her.

76
00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:51,766
No way!

77
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,378
No way!

78
00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:55,444
- In our house?
- In our house.

79
00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:57,048
Oh my God!

80
00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:59,877
He talks about her so much
I didn't even know if she was real.

81
00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:03,214
What's she like?
Is she short? Is she tall?

82
00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:05,887
Does she smell?
What does she look like?

83
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:10,123
- I've got like a million questions...
- Alright, hold on a second...

84
00:12:10,262 --> 00:12:12,230
I've already explained
to your brother...

85
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,896
...that we were not going
to give him any problems, so don't.

86
00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:26,237
So this is what unbridled teenage
male angst looks like, huh?

87
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:32,474
But I guess your room is all,
you know, cheerleading trophies...

88
00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:34,848
...stuffed animals,
miniature dollhouses...

89
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:37,082
That too.

90
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:39,521
Sometimes my girlfriends
and I have sleepovers...

91
00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:43,191
...they almost always end
in pillow fights in negligees.

92
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,527
Nice.

93
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,533
Are you like in a band?

94
00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:54,532
Unfortunately.

95
00:12:58,244 --> 00:12:59,871
And...?

96
00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,206
And...?

97
00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:04,549
Aren't you gonna
play me something?

98
00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:08,883
Well, we're kind of
in that formative stage...

99
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:12,554
...we're not actually, you know,
playing the songs.

100
00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:15,219
Well, at least you're honest.

101
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,222
My brother used to play the piano.

102
00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:23,124
I used to give it to him, you know...

103
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:27,569
Should be outside playing baseball,
not inside practicing...

104
00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,910
So one day
he went outside...

105
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,515
I heard about that.

106
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:39,184
It was a heart attack, right?

107
00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:42,854
That's what they say.

108
00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:47,522
I'm sorry.

109
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,857
It happens.

110
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,539
You know, I could teach
you if you want...

111
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,546
- I don't know.
- Come on!

112
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:16,881
Alright.

113
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:21,886
Put your hand
right there. Pinky...

114
00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:34,167
Hold on tight. Ready?

115
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,834
Almost...

116
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,837
That's a 'G'. Which is the backbone
of any garage band.

117
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,509
And then 1-2, one lower.

118
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,849
1, 2, 3... grope tight.

119
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,416
- That's not bad.
- Not bad...

120
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,427
All you need is a little bit of face
paint and a impressive light show...

121
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,861
...and it's champagne
and groupies from here on out.

122
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,367
Sounds like you've
thought about this.

123
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,695
More than you know.

124
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:16,040
Ryan, if you're not out of here
in 3 seconds I'm gonna break your neck.

125
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,713
That's O.K.
I have to get to work anyway.

126
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,052
I worry about
the domino effect...

127
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,389
...the sheer pandemonium if I miss
my shift at the Donut Hole.

128
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,058
Anyways, some of us
need realjobs.

129
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,724
We can't rely on the talent
in three little fingers.

130
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:35,222
Just so you know, Ryan, when mom
and dad leave... you're dead.

131
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,995
You know,
you should be nicer to him...

132
00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:44,001
I am gonna give you my number...

133
00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:48,676
...just in case he gives
you any trouble.

134
00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:53,010
Think I could take him?

135
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,016
Sure...

136
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:00,685
Nice tie, Mr. Billings.

137
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:33,156
Would you two go already?

138
00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:37,825
What!?

139
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:40,495
I'm not gonna have a party
or anything. Don't worry.

140
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,163
Better not.

141
00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:44,832
I wouldn't have time to send
out the invitations anyways.

142
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:49,504
You let this Ryan's condition thing keep
you in this house like you're prisoners.

143
00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:52,169
When's the last time
you guys went out?

144
00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:55,069
- A month, two months...
- He'sjust a boy.

145
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:57,182
I know he'sjust a boy, but...

146
00:16:57,883 --> 00:17:00,181
...he's old enough not to be
scared of the dark...

147
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:03,521
What that doctor say? He gets
like an hour's sleep a night...

148
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,851
Of course the kid sees crap.
I mean what would you...

149
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:12,186
Sorry. Anyway,
he's border line clinical...

150
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:17,596
No wonder the kid's a little loopy.
I mean you would be too if...

151
00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:20,933
Dr. Ross said that Ryan believes
in it one hundred percent.

152
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:24,042
Yeah, well, I believe aliens
crashed in Roswell.

153
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,375
Doesn't necessarily mean it's true.

154
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:34,648
Anyways, I just don't think
it's normal...

155
00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:37,655
It'sjust not friggin' normal...

156
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,991
Eric, would you say something?

157
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:41,883
Well Dr. Ross did say
that we could...

158
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:46,327
Don't you dare finish that sentence!
I will not medicate our son... Ever!

159
00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:49,326
And you...

160
00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:52,337
...just don't let him
out of your sight!

161
00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:55,332
O.K. Understood. I'll keep him
out of the garbage disposal.

162
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,334
That's not funny.

163
00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:00,337
Your brother is more responsibility
than you know.

164
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:02,514
You don't understand,
you don't have kids.

165
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:06,177
Actually, I've been meaning
to talk to you guys about that...

166
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:12,524
I'm sorry, understood.
I'm out of here.

167
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:44,822
Holy crap!

168
00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:47,218
- Get out!
- Has mom seen those?

169
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:49,987
No she hasn't seen those
and she's not going to.

170
00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:54,658
What the hell happened?

171
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,593
Road rash.
Crashed on my board...

172
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:01,332
You don't get
something like that from...

173
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,566
Look, if some kid's giving you trouble
at school or something...

174
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,679
I've been through that.

175
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:15,016
- You can talk to me about anything.
- God, Dale, please don't tell mom.

176
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:17,355
Give me your word
you're not gonna tell mom, or dad.

177
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:20,351
Alright, I won't tell mom or dad.

178
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:23,861
I promise.

179
00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:29,693
Hey! You can talk to me.

180
00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:32,029
I'm your brother.

181
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:58,059
Can you believe it?
Finally.

182
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,958
Don't worry about anything tonight.
It's gonna be fine.

183
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:05,729
What do you think, honey?
Your old lady still got it?

184
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:08,072
- Beautiful, as usual.
- You look good, mom.

185
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:11,402
Your father might be up
for a big promotion tonight.

186
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,972
Why are you talking about
yourself in the third person?

187
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:16,740
- Do we have another dad?
- I wanna talk to you.

188
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:20,752
If the lights go out, the back-up lights
are in the cabinet in the basement.

189
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,750
Flashlights are
in the kitchen cupboard.

190
00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:27,080
Control panel is down in the basement.
Dr. Ross' phone number...

191
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,086
We're fine.

192
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,429
This is important, you listen.

193
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:34,357
- If you have an outage and you need.
- Hey, dad!

194
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,032
You know, I can hear you.

195
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,369
Alright listen, you call Dr. Ross.
He can help you.

196
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,708
O.K. Go make us some money.

197
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,704
We love you both very much...

198
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,047
Yup, and we trust you.

199
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,382
We'll be home later okay, Ryan?

200
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,380
What do we say, honey...

201
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:59,724
There's nothing there in the dark
that isn't there in the light.

202
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,387
Hey, you silly kids go have a good time.

203
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,898
- Have fun!
- Bye, sweetie!

204
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,574
- Did you check if the oven was off?
- Honey, you'rejust stalling.

205
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,911
- They're going to be okay, right?
- Yes, they're gonna be.

206
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,251
You wanna know why I know
the oven's turned off?

207
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,245
'Cause you haven't cooked anything
in there in weeks.

208
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,087
That's not funny.

209
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,357
So, what do you want to do first?

210
00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:37,362
Set a fire?
Flood the place?

211
00:21:55,747 --> 00:21:57,374
What level are you on?

212
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,718
Oh yeah... That one...

213
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:10,391
Smooth...

214
00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:13,064
They're gonna smell that, you know.

215
00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:16,734
It has all kinds of time to disperse.
They'll be back in a while.

216
00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:24,401
Can I have some?

217
00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:26,641
No you can't have some,
you're too young.

218
00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:29,076
Christ! Don't start this either.

219
00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:36,017
- You want some ice cream or something?
- Yeah, sprinkles.

220
00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:39,357
Sprinkles cost more, you know that...

221
00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:42,353
- I want your room.
- Mine's bigger than yours.

222
00:22:42,728 --> 00:22:44,355
And you want sprinkles.

223
00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:47,028
Your room has like,
hardly any light.

224
00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:50,266
You have two big windows that the
neighbors can look and watch you change.

225
00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:52,029
- No they don't.
- Yeah, they do.

226
00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:55,032
Callisters, I heard they take pictures.
Total perverts.

227
00:22:57,409 --> 00:22:59,604
Don't worry about it. The lights aren't
gonna go out. Just chill!

228
00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:01,940
- What if they do?
- We have flashlights, dude!

229
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,707
It's not enough.

230
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:09,717
Listen to me, alright? What if I promise
to you: The lights won't go off?

231
00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:11,612
What if they do?

232
00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:14,055
Then I wouldn't be
a very good big brother, would I?

233
00:23:15,093 --> 00:23:17,391
I'll go get your ice cream...
Just calm down.

234
00:23:18,096 --> 00:23:20,394
Hey! You're not gonna
leave me here, right?

235
00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:22,293
What?

236
00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:24,299
No matter what
happens tonight...

237
00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:26,404
...you're not gonna
leave me alone, right?

238
00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:28,069
No.

239
00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:31,072
Besides I don't have
a car, you know that.

240
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:37,004
<i>I heard you.</i>
<i>I heard you in the cellar.</i>

241
00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:26,040
Damn, Ry, you scared
the crap out of me.

242
00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:28,709
Come on, the TV's going crazy.

243
00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:31,605
- Take it easy...
- Come on!

244
00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:33,308
I'm coming...

245
00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:40,984
I don't like it when the lights go out.

246
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,657
Lights always go in and out when
there's a storm, you know that.

247
00:27:44,029 --> 00:27:45,656
They always come back on,
remember that.

248
00:27:46,698 --> 00:27:48,666
Try not to freak out on me tonight?

249
00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:51,002
Whatever you do,
just don't freak out on me.

250
00:27:51,369 --> 00:27:54,998
No wonder you're scared. You're
watching horror movies all night?

251
00:27:55,373 --> 00:27:57,671
I wasn't watching it.
Itjust came on.

252
00:27:58,376 --> 00:28:02,244
That's what I said to Mom and Dad when
they caught me watching scrambled porn.

253
00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:04,678
It didn't work for me either.

254
00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:07,678
What's the deal with you?
I mean, you're twelve years old.

255
00:28:08,386 --> 00:28:11,685
You hide under the bed.
You sleep with like 14 nightlights.

256
00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:14,685
- When I was 12, I was babysitting.
- I'm not a baby.

257
00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:19,356
Alright, but getting scared because
you see some zombies on TV...

258
00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:22,700
...that isn't the sign of a man's man.
- And you don't get scared?

259
00:28:23,735 --> 00:28:25,362
Get scared of what?

260
00:28:29,074 --> 00:28:30,371
Things...

261
00:28:31,409 --> 00:28:33,969
Things? What do you mean by things?

262
00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:35,972
Just... things...

263
00:28:36,347 --> 00:28:38,645
You really mean things, don't you?
Like monsters?

264
00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:40,644
I don't know.

265
00:28:41,686 --> 00:28:44,655
Well, unless you're a little more
specific, I can't really be scared.

266
00:28:45,023 --> 00:28:46,650
The dark things.

267
00:28:48,026 --> 00:28:49,653
The dark things.

268
00:28:50,695 --> 00:28:53,323
Do you have any idea
how crazy that sounds?

269
00:28:53,698 --> 00:28:55,325
Mom and dad werejust...

270
00:29:00,705 --> 00:29:03,674
- Will you quit turning on the TV?
- I'm not!

271
00:29:11,216 --> 00:29:12,843
Ever heard of a bowl?

272
00:29:13,218 --> 00:29:15,516
Anymore ice cream,
you'll be bouncing off the walls.

273
00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:17,855
Good thing mom
and dad aren't here.

274
00:29:21,226 --> 00:29:22,853
Looks like it's
getting better outside.

275
00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:26,197
Doesn't look like it.

276
00:29:26,564 --> 00:29:28,191
The more lightning you see...

277
00:29:29,234 --> 00:29:31,532
...the faster the storm's gone,
you know that.

278
00:29:31,903 --> 00:29:33,530
Go sit down.

279
00:29:38,576 --> 00:29:40,874
It'sjust a flicker,
don't worry about it.

280
00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:46,877
Maybe this'll make you feel better.

281
00:29:48,253 --> 00:29:51,222
Dad paid 500 bucks for this thing.
It's called the Intensor.

282
00:29:52,590 --> 00:29:53,887
Five hundred?

283
00:29:54,259 --> 00:29:57,888
Figure for that price it should get you
around town. Do your laundry for you.

284
00:29:58,596 --> 00:30:00,223
Can I hang on to it?

285
00:30:00,598 --> 00:30:02,463
I don't know. It's got a lot
of expensive molecules...

286
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,227
Please?

287
00:30:07,272 --> 00:30:08,899
What the hell, whatever.

288
00:30:11,609 --> 00:30:13,236
What was that?!

289
00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:16,910
I don't know. Probably something
falling out of a closet or something.

290
00:30:17,615 --> 00:30:19,913
At worse there's a window open.

291
00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:23,917
It's probably better if
we don't watch anymore TV.

292
00:30:24,622 --> 00:30:26,590
Mom said that lightning can travel
right through the cable...

293
00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:29,256
...come out of the TV
and burn your eyes out.

294
00:30:30,628 --> 00:30:32,596
- Is that true?
- I don't know. Could be.

295
00:30:33,231 --> 00:30:36,200
- What do you think?
- I don't know. It sounds possible.

296
00:30:40,071 --> 00:30:41,538
What the hell is that?

297
00:30:46,411 --> 00:30:48,038
Can someone get
in the house?

298
00:30:48,413 --> 00:30:51,041
Yeah, they could.
But, I mean, that'sjust not what it is.

299
00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:54,613
I don't know,
it's probably the house settling.

300
00:30:54,752 --> 00:30:57,050
Mom and dad say it all the time.
They never know what it was but...

301
00:30:57,422 --> 00:31:00,050
...it's probably... house settling.

302
00:31:04,429 --> 00:31:06,056
You know, I saw this movie once...

303
00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:08,399
...where there were these people...

304
00:31:08,766 --> 00:31:12,725
Dude, what can I do to make
you more comfortable? Just tell me.

305
00:31:18,776 --> 00:31:20,243
Look's empty.

306
00:31:20,445 --> 00:31:21,912
Check under the bed.

307
00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:24,407
All right...

308
00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:44,364
- What?
- He's got my arm.

309
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:50,033
Just kidding.

310
00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:54,601
Unless you're scared of a couple
of board games and a pair of shoes...

311
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,044
I don't think you have anything
to be worried about...

312
00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:05,055
What? The closet?
Oh, God.

313
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,233
Hello?

314
00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:25,068
Looks pretty good...

315
00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:32,746
Do you think I'm crazy?

316
00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:35,349
No. No, I don't think you're crazy.

317
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,018
I think summer camp
would do you a lot of good.

318
00:32:38,723 --> 00:32:40,350
Don't worry about it. Let's go.

319
00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:57,037
It's pretty good.

320
00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:01,041
There's always something
in my room.

321
00:33:01,746 --> 00:33:03,373
Check the closet.

322
00:33:04,415 --> 00:33:05,882
Closet... yeah...

323
00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:08,044
Figures...

324
00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:16,283
You know what, Ryan?

325
00:33:16,427 --> 00:33:19,396
Hanging out with you is hazardous
to my health, you know that, don't you?

326
00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:23,063
Ryan?

327
00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:25,402
Ryan?

328
00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:26,737
Dale?

329
00:33:27,772 --> 00:33:29,399
I don't like the thing
in my closet.

330
00:33:29,774 --> 00:33:31,401
Wait a minute...
You were...

331
00:33:33,711 --> 00:33:35,178
I could have swore...

332
00:33:37,048 --> 00:33:39,016
I'm getting too old for this stuff...

333
00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:42,012
You know it'sjust a coat
in your closet, right?

334
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,018
Sometimes it is
and sometimes it isn't.

335
00:33:50,395 --> 00:33:52,363
Where else d'you wanna look?

336
00:33:52,730 --> 00:33:55,699
There's only so many places in this
house someone could be hiding, right?

337
00:33:57,068 --> 00:33:58,365
Let's go!

338
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:04,605
- Feeling any better?
- I'm sorry.

339
00:34:04,742 --> 00:34:07,711
- Sorry about what?
- I can't help it. Itjust...

340
00:34:10,081 --> 00:34:11,605
You know what thunder is, right?

341
00:34:11,749 --> 00:34:13,717
- God bowling?
- No. It's God playing drums.

342
00:34:14,085 --> 00:34:15,950
He's in a speed-metal band
called "Holy War".

343
00:34:16,087 --> 00:34:17,714
Pretty good band actually but...

344
00:34:18,756 --> 00:34:20,383
Hey, lighten up!

345
00:34:25,430 --> 00:34:27,398
- Take it easy!
- The lights went out!

346
00:34:27,598 --> 00:34:30,897
- I know they did. Just calm down!
- Make the lights come back on!

347
00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:33,829
- I want mom!
- She's not here, Ryan!

348
00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:36,503
Calm down! Jesus, Ry!

349
00:34:37,542 --> 00:34:39,840
You're getting on my nerves O.K.?

350
00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:43,176
Nothing's going to happen
to you, alright? I'm here...

351
00:34:43,548 --> 00:34:45,175
Oh my God, I heard that!
Did you hear that?

352
00:34:45,883 --> 00:34:48,181
I didn't hear anything.
You're acting all crazy.

353
00:34:48,553 --> 00:34:50,521
- I am not crazy!
- Just stop it!

354
00:34:54,225 --> 00:34:55,692
What are you looking at?

355
00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:04,762
What are you looking at, Ryan?
Tell me what you're looking at!

356
00:35:04,902 --> 00:35:06,426
I don't know. What?

357
00:35:06,571 --> 00:35:08,095
Ryan, what are you looking at?

358
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,207
It's the night things.
It's starting...

359
00:35:10,575 --> 00:35:12,543
Look Ryan, you're scaring
the crap out of me!

360
00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:17,207
Listen! Listen!

361
00:35:17,582 --> 00:35:20,210
There's nothing there in the dark,
that's not there in the light.

362
00:35:20,918 --> 00:35:24,877
You always say yes when Mom
and Dad say it. Just listen to me!

363
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:32,889
There's nothing there in the dark
that's not there in the light. Look!

364
00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:39,496
Are you alright? I thought
I was losing you there for a second.

365
00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:44,171
- Wait a minute...
- No. Don't go...

366
00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:46,169
Why not?
There's lights up there.

367
00:35:46,544 --> 00:35:48,171
There's not enough light
up there at all.

368
00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:50,173
What's there in the dark
that's not in the light?

369
00:35:50,548 --> 00:35:52,072
- The Dark!
- The dark's not a thing!

370
00:35:52,216 --> 00:35:53,843
It's alive!

371
00:35:54,218 --> 00:35:56,083
Dad bought itjust for this occasion.

372
00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:59,087
When something like this happens,
he said there's lights up there.

373
00:35:59,223 --> 00:36:00,850
I'm gonna go get them.

374
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,187
Just hold on to the light.

375
00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:15,532
- No, don't go...
- I'll be right back...

376
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:20,534
Ry?

377
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,874
Still down there?

378
00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:33,309
Ryan! I'm locked up here! Ryan!

379
00:38:58,035 --> 00:39:01,004
I know you're there.
I can hear you.

380
00:39:22,893 --> 00:39:25,191
Ryan! Ryan, let me down!

381
00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:30,523
Ry, what are you doing?
The door is locked!

382
00:39:33,237 --> 00:39:34,704
Come on! Ry!

383
00:39:35,906 --> 00:39:37,373
What are you doing?

384
00:39:38,242 --> 00:39:40,540
This isn't fun, Ry, open the door!

385
00:39:40,911 --> 00:39:42,378
Let me down!

386
00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:45,879
Ryan, open the door! Please!

387
00:39:48,919 --> 00:39:50,386
Let me down!

388
00:39:50,921 --> 00:39:52,889
Please, open the door!

389
00:40:02,767 --> 00:40:04,632
Oh God! Dale, are you O.K.?

390
00:40:04,769 --> 00:40:06,396
I'm sorry!

391
00:40:06,771 --> 00:40:08,238
That's it, Ryan.

392
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,068
I thought you were
being murdered down here...

393
00:40:13,110 --> 00:40:14,577
Give me that thing!

394
00:40:14,779 --> 00:40:16,303
You're gonna kill someone
with this thing.

395
00:40:16,447 --> 00:40:18,415
I'm sorry,
there were... faces...

396
00:40:18,783 --> 00:40:20,410
I'm serious.
They were right...

397
00:40:21,452 --> 00:40:22,749
Faces?

398
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,088
Ry. Faces? Look at me.

399
00:40:26,624 --> 00:40:28,922
You know what, you want
this thing back, you go get it.

400
00:40:33,898 --> 00:40:35,422
I got locked up there, right?

401
00:40:35,566 --> 00:40:37,534
But of course you wouldn't know
anything about that, would you?

402
00:40:37,902 --> 00:40:39,426
No!

403
00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:42,198
Obviously you did it because
were the only two people here.

404
00:40:42,907 --> 00:40:44,534
What did you see?

405
00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:47,537
Nothing.

406
00:40:48,913 --> 00:40:52,212
- What are you wearing?
- I feel safer with it on.

407
00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:54,547
Whatever.

408
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,217
Damn!

409
00:40:57,922 --> 00:41:00,550
If we broke this thing Mom and Dad
are gonna be pissed.

410
00:41:01,592 --> 00:41:04,220
- We could call Mom and Dad?
- And tell them what?

411
00:41:04,595 --> 00:41:07,223
That you locked me in the attic,
that you almost broke my neck?

412
00:41:07,598 --> 00:41:10,226
I said I was sorry.
And I didn't lock you the attic.

413
00:41:10,935 --> 00:41:12,562
I can't even reach, Dale!

414
00:41:13,270 --> 00:41:15,795
There's a ladder, Ry.
O.K.? There's a ladder.

415
00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:17,567
I don't like ladders.

416
00:41:17,942 --> 00:41:19,910
They can grab your feet through
the openings and pull you through.

417
00:41:20,277 --> 00:41:21,744
And do what?

418
00:41:22,947 --> 00:41:24,915
- Eat you.
- Eat you!

419
00:41:25,616 --> 00:41:29,916
That's what they do.
They, they eat you.

420
00:41:32,957 --> 00:41:34,857
You look like a mental patient
at a football game...

421
00:41:35,893 --> 00:41:39,522
Anything that eats you is gonna die
of a nerf overdose so...

422
00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:42,199
I think you're pretty safe.

423
00:41:43,234 --> 00:41:44,861
Let's go get some food...

424
00:41:49,573 --> 00:41:51,541
Do you see things in the dark too?

425
00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:56,543
Yeah, absolutely, I see boxes
and lamps, all kind of scary stuff.

426
00:41:57,581 --> 00:41:59,208
You know one
time I saw a possum?

427
00:42:06,924 --> 00:42:08,221
Dale, wait up!

428
00:42:17,434 --> 00:42:20,733
Man! It's like the
"Wizard of Oz" outside.

429
00:42:24,942 --> 00:42:27,240
You want a sandwich or a slapshot?

430
00:42:28,946 --> 00:42:31,574
It's a branch against the window.

431
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:36,516
Well, if it's not
it's something else, right?

432
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,520
Just do me a favor: Close your eyes
and count to forty...

433
00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:42,518
count sheep. Do something.

434
00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:48,532
You know, in college,
they say this is all you eat.

435
00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:51,197
Peanut butter and
mayonnaise sandwiches.

436
00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:55,528
This kid died from scurvy from not
having enough fruits and vegetables.

437
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:05,279
Hello!

438
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,384
<i>Have you checked the children?</i>

439
00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:09,378
Who is it?

440
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,048
I'm just kidding. Lighten up...

441
00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:16,385
Sorry, it'sjust been
a really weird night.

442
00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:19,960
Is the power out where you are?

443
00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:22,725
<i>You sound frazzled,</i>
<i>is everything okay?</i>

444
00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:26,301
If almost getting killed by your brother
and getting locked in the attic is fine.

445
00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:28,064
Yeah, I'm great. Thanks.

446
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,067
Sounds like you've
got your hands full...

447
00:43:31,775 --> 00:43:33,333
<i>D'you fell on the babysitting tree?</i>

448
00:43:33,711 --> 00:43:35,178
The what?

449
00:43:43,387 --> 00:43:47,016
I don't know about the attitude
but I didn't give him any coffee.

450
00:43:52,062 --> 00:43:53,359
Just one sec.

451
00:43:53,731 --> 00:43:56,700
Is there an union for babysitters?
I don't think I'm getting paid enough.

452
00:44:01,405 --> 00:44:04,704
It's like the semi-perfect
storm out there?

453
00:44:06,076 --> 00:44:09,045
We've got a bunch of customers
camped out here until it subsides.

454
00:44:09,413 --> 00:44:12,041
<i>I'm just worried what's going to</i>
<i>happen when all the donuts run out.</i>

455
00:44:38,042 --> 00:44:40,340
Hello. Hello?

456
00:44:42,379 --> 00:44:43,346
Hello?

457
00:44:46,216 --> 00:44:48,184
Weird, the phonejust...

458
00:44:59,897 --> 00:45:01,524
What's he doing now?

459
00:45:02,232 --> 00:45:04,427
- Ryan, what's going on?
- What's going on?

460
00:45:04,568 --> 00:45:06,433
He tried to cut me.

461
00:45:06,570 --> 00:45:09,198
<i>Dale, are you still there?</i>
<i>Hello? Guys?</i>

462
00:45:09,907 --> 00:45:12,205
<i>Could someone please talk to me?</i>

463
00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:14,537
<i>Dale, is Ryan ok?</i>

464
00:45:15,579 --> 00:45:18,207
<i>- Ryan, you're bleeding everywhere!</i>
- Bleeding?

465
00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:22,878
<i>Dale, does Ryan need a doctor?</i>

466
00:45:25,923 --> 00:45:28,221
You gotta believe me.
It came to life, all by itself!

467
00:45:41,538 --> 00:45:43,165
He cut you pretty good.

468
00:45:45,542 --> 00:45:47,840
- Be a man.
- It hurts.

469
00:45:51,882 --> 00:45:53,747
The statue.

470
00:45:53,884 --> 00:45:55,181
Don't...

471
00:45:55,552 --> 00:45:57,520
Ryan, just don't.

472
00:46:10,234 --> 00:46:12,532
No. Dale, please.

473
00:46:13,570 --> 00:46:15,197
Just tell me what did that.

474
00:46:15,906 --> 00:46:18,204
And don't say
you fell off your skateboard.

475
00:46:24,248 --> 00:46:27,217
It's them, the night things.

476
00:46:32,589 --> 00:46:34,147
The creatures?

477
00:46:35,192 --> 00:46:37,160
They can hurt you, Dale!

478
00:46:41,532 --> 00:46:44,160
You know, I think sometimes
that there's two worlds.

479
00:46:44,868 --> 00:46:47,166
There's the light
one and the dark one.

480
00:46:48,539 --> 00:46:53,499
They just switch when there's nobody.
The sun or anything.

481
00:46:58,882 --> 00:47:00,509
We're not alone anymore, Dale.

482
00:47:01,885 --> 00:47:04,183
Wejust can't see
the things that are there.

483
00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:10,527
I'm not sick, Dale.

484
00:47:12,563 --> 00:47:14,531
Did you do that to yourself
to make us believe you...

485
00:47:14,898 --> 00:47:17,526
No, Dale, I didn't!

486
00:47:18,902 --> 00:47:21,871
I'm not crazy o.k.?
I know what lives in this house...

487
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:23,763
I know what
lives in that basement...

488
00:47:23,907 --> 00:47:25,875
...and I'm not crazy
because I'm right, O.K.?

489
00:47:26,243 --> 00:47:28,211
Take it easy.

490
00:47:35,619 --> 00:47:37,917
You don't know
what it's like, Dale.

491
00:47:41,358 --> 00:47:43,326
I want someone to believe me...

492
00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:46,329
I need someone to believe me, Dale.

493
00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:49,996
I'm sorry.

494
00:47:50,367 --> 00:47:51,994
Ry, I'm sorry.

495
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:54,330
It was stupid for me to say that...

496
00:47:55,038 --> 00:47:56,665
I'm really sorry.

497
00:47:57,374 --> 00:48:00,241
There's no TV and I get stupid
like this all the time...

498
00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:02,675
- In the basement.
- You don't have to explain yourself.

499
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:06,008
Just fire me as a brother. Just call
Dad and he'll do the paper work...

500
00:48:06,383 --> 00:48:09,352
No, I got locked
in the basement.

501
00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:11,688
What?

502
00:48:14,224 --> 00:48:16,522
I don't know how old I was...

503
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,863
I was young I guess. Younger.

504
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:25,198
I was playing with
my "Action Team Super Tank"...

505
00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:29,869
...and it fell down the steps.

506
00:50:06,336 --> 00:50:07,860
Remember that.

507
00:50:07,904 --> 00:50:10,873
Mom and Dad told me
you had an episode.

508
00:50:11,908 --> 00:50:13,876
So that's about it though...

509
00:50:14,911 --> 00:50:16,879
That's why I'm scared
of the dark, Dale.

510
00:50:18,915 --> 00:50:20,883
It's alive.

511
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,923
Sometimes I get my dreams messed up
with being real life too, you know.

512
00:50:26,923 --> 00:50:29,892
- That could be it.
- No. That wasn't it, Dale.

513
00:50:31,928 --> 00:50:33,864
So what then,
our house is haunted?

514
00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:36,833
No, not the house.

515
00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:39,858
The dark.

516
00:50:48,912 --> 00:50:50,880
What happens when
the batteries give out?

517
00:50:51,915 --> 00:50:52,882
- They won't.
- You promise?

518
00:50:53,917 --> 00:50:55,885
- I promise.
- D'you mean it?

519
00:50:55,952 --> 00:50:58,889
Look, there's floodlights
in the front yard...

520
00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:00,880
...they run off a generator downstairs
right next to the circuit breaker.

521
00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:03,927
Mom and Dad told me not to use it
unless there's an earthquake but...

522
00:51:03,927 --> 00:51:05,929
No, don't go back
into the basement, please...

523
00:51:05,929 --> 00:51:07,931
Why not?

524
00:51:07,931 --> 00:51:10,934
I've been through the entire school
system and no one's ever beaten me up.

525
00:51:10,934 --> 00:51:12,902
Do I look scared?

526
00:51:15,939 --> 00:51:16,906
Exactly.

527
00:51:17,941 --> 00:51:18,908
You believe me, don't you?

528
00:51:19,943 --> 00:51:21,911
Sean Tate got you pretty good
back in sixth grade.

529
00:51:22,946 --> 00:51:25,915
Sean Tate fought dirty.
He threw mud and he bit me.

530
00:51:28,952 --> 00:51:29,941
What was that?

531
00:51:30,954 --> 00:51:32,922
- Nothing.
- Dale, come on. What was that?

532
00:51:32,989 --> 00:51:33,887
Nothing.

533
00:51:44,901 --> 00:51:46,903
Let'sjust go to the neighbors...

534
00:51:46,903 --> 00:51:48,894
They're gone, it's Friday night.

535
00:51:49,906 --> 00:51:53,865
Besides, we're not getting driven out of
our house because we're hearing noises.

536
00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:00,917
Dale? What's going on?

537
00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:04,921
Oh my God!

538
00:52:05,922 --> 00:52:07,924
What the hell is going on?

539
00:52:07,924 --> 00:52:09,960
Something moved the furniture.
It wasn't like this, Dale!

540
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,929
Look, we've been in here too long.
It'sjust our imagina...

541
00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:24,065
- It moved back.
- No.

542
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:27,944
It didn't move at all.

543
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:31,982
It'sjust our imagination.

544
00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:33,917
Dale, no, we have
to call Mom and Dad.

545
00:52:33,917 --> 00:52:35,919
No! The lines are out, Ry.

546
00:52:35,919 --> 00:52:37,887
No way...

547
00:52:38,922 --> 00:52:40,890
Oh my God!

548
00:52:51,935 --> 00:52:52,902
Could swear I saw something.

549
00:52:53,937 --> 00:52:55,905
Down on Mom and Dad's room?

550
00:52:58,942 --> 00:53:00,910
It's probably nothing though.

551
00:53:01,745 --> 00:53:03,906
You know, I'm gonna go check though.

552
00:53:09,953 --> 00:53:11,716
A baseball bat.

553
00:53:11,988 --> 00:53:15,355
Can't be too careful.
Trust me.

554
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,729
Whatever.
Let's go bag us a bogeyman.

555
00:53:55,532 --> 00:53:56,965
- Wait a minute!
- What?

556
00:53:57,734 --> 00:53:59,668
Footprints. There'd be
footprints on the ground.

557
00:53:59,736 --> 00:54:01,704
If someone was up here, there would
be footprints on the ground...

558
00:54:01,771 --> 00:54:03,740
...'cause they would have
been outside.

559
00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:06,709
What if they were
in here the whole time?

560
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,768
What the hell is that?

561
00:54:33,803 --> 00:54:36,670
Damn it Ryan, did you go
at the walls with something?

562
00:54:37,707 --> 00:54:39,675
I didn't do that...

563
00:54:39,743 --> 00:54:43,645
That definitely wasn't there.
You obviously did that with something.

564
00:54:43,713 --> 00:54:45,681
I'm not that tall, Dale...

565
00:54:46,716 --> 00:54:49,685
Dad just finished painting this room.
He's gonna be pissed.

566
00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:16,044
Look! I'm gonna go get the door.

567
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,911
Dalejust...

568
00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:21,084
I'll be right back!
I'm gonna go...

569
00:55:21,084 --> 00:55:24,053
...everything is gonna be fine.
Just stay here.

570
00:55:27,724 --> 00:55:28,713
I'll be right back.

571
00:56:28,752 --> 00:56:30,720
What the hell is going on?

572
00:58:42,719 --> 00:58:44,687
Oh God! Dale!

573
00:59:09,746 --> 00:59:11,714
Oh my God! Dale!

574
00:59:13,750 --> 00:59:15,718
Help!

575
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:32,768
Snap out of it!

576
00:59:34,804 --> 00:59:36,772
Ry?

577
00:59:42,812 --> 00:59:45,781
There's nothing there in the dark
that's not there in the light...

578
00:59:46,816 --> 00:59:49,785
It's me! It's me, it's Dale!

579
00:59:50,820 --> 00:59:52,788
Ryan, it's me!

580
00:59:54,824 --> 00:59:56,826
Look at me! Are you O.K.?

581
00:59:56,826 --> 00:59:58,794
Are you O.K.?

582
01:00:22,852 --> 01:00:25,821
Ry! Hey, Ry!

583
01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:44,796
- It's hot under here.
- You saw it, Dale!

584
01:00:45,842 --> 01:00:47,810
No, I didn't!

585
01:00:49,846 --> 01:00:51,848
The night-things,
they were right there.

586
01:00:51,848 --> 01:00:53,816
I saw them. And you saw them.

587
01:00:56,853 --> 01:00:58,855
You're more comfortable under here?

588
01:00:58,855 --> 01:01:00,823
Nothing can get you as long as
you're under the covers.

589
01:01:04,861 --> 01:01:05,862
Tuck your feet in.

590
01:01:05,862 --> 01:01:08,831
- Why?
- Because they can get your feet.

591
01:01:09,866 --> 01:01:10,833
Sorry...

592
01:01:18,875 --> 01:01:20,910
Dad's got some
pretty ugly ties, huh?

593
01:01:20,910 --> 01:01:23,879
- The flashing light on them...
- Dale, you saw them...

594
01:01:25,882 --> 01:01:27,884
I didn't see anything!

595
01:01:27,884 --> 01:01:30,853
I haven't seen anything but darkness
and lightning for the past four hours!

596
01:01:31,888 --> 01:01:34,789
We'rejust a little
stir crazy right now...

597
01:01:35,825 --> 01:01:37,793
- I don't like this room.
- You know what?

598
01:01:38,828 --> 01:01:41,797
I've seen pretty weird stuff tonight,
but I'm not freaking out about it...

599
01:01:42,832 --> 01:01:45,801
...'cause it'sjust my imagination.
And it'sjust your imagination too.

600
01:01:46,869 --> 01:01:49,804
You know what,
you don't help out a bit...

601
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:52,831
I swear to God what you frigging
have is contagious.

602
01:01:54,844 --> 01:01:57,847
They're pale, like they've
never been on a beach...

603
01:01:57,847 --> 01:01:58,836
...or even outside.

604
01:01:59,849 --> 01:02:00,816
What?

605
01:02:00,883 --> 01:02:04,614
They're tall, and thin and white.

606
01:02:05,855 --> 01:02:07,823
Like Dracula.

607
01:02:09,892 --> 01:02:11,894
But sometimes they're black.

608
01:02:11,894 --> 01:02:13,896
Like a cowboy...

609
01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:18,833
...but with a big long black coat.
And a hat.

610
01:02:19,902 --> 01:02:22,837
Those guys smile, Dale.
With teeth.

611
01:02:24,874 --> 01:02:26,909
- I've never seen them.
- Because you don't want to!

612
01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:28,877
Look, Ry! I'm scared too.

613
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:34,782
I hate storms, I hate blackouts,
I hate all of this. Just bear with me.

614
01:02:34,851 --> 01:02:36,819
I'm trying here... Please!

615
01:02:37,854 --> 01:02:39,822
- Quiet!
- What?

616
01:02:41,858 --> 01:02:43,826
They know we're here.

617
01:02:45,862 --> 01:02:49,821
This, right here, is what it's like
for me, every single night.

618
01:02:51,868 --> 01:02:55,905
They walk around, looking for a part
of me that's not under the bed...

619
01:02:55,905 --> 01:02:57,839
...or under the covers.

620
01:02:57,907 --> 01:03:00,876
I keep everything tucked in, Dale.
Everything.

621
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:04,869
Who is it?

622
01:03:05,915 --> 01:03:08,918
- Who's there?
- It's the night things.

623
01:03:08,918 --> 01:03:10,886
It's the wind! It'sjust a draft or...

624
01:03:11,921 --> 01:03:14,890
Just don't talk, don't even breathe.

625
01:03:15,925 --> 01:03:17,859
What if we're dreaming?

626
01:03:17,927 --> 01:03:19,929
What if this is ajust a nightmare,
that's gotta be what it is...

627
01:03:19,929 --> 01:03:21,897
- No, it's not.
- Then what is outside the covers?

628
01:03:23,933 --> 01:03:25,901
- Don't talk. Don't...
- I'm getting out of here.

629
01:03:26,936 --> 01:03:29,939
I'm gonna get out there
and there's gonna be nothing!

630
01:03:29,939 --> 01:03:32,737
- It'll be nothing, I promise you.
- No! Dale, we both see it.

631
01:03:32,942 --> 01:03:33,840
No! We don't see anything!

632
01:03:34,877 --> 01:03:37,539
Maybe you do, but I don't. I'm gonna get
out there and there won't be anything!

633
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:38,881
There's gonna be something.

634
01:03:38,881 --> 01:03:41,850
- We have to face it.
- It doesn't care how brave you are.

635
01:03:45,888 --> 01:03:49,551
Don't you answer the door?

636
01:03:49,892 --> 01:03:51,860
God! You scared me!

637
01:04:00,903 --> 01:04:02,871
Hi!

638
01:04:09,912 --> 01:04:13,712
Crazy storm
we've been having.

639
01:04:13,916 --> 01:04:17,579
Hey! Lucky I didn't take
a swing at you.

640
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:19,888
Actually, you're lucky.

641
01:04:22,925 --> 01:04:24,893
Hey, chief!

642
01:04:25,928 --> 01:04:27,930
- What's all this?
- Protection.

643
01:04:27,930 --> 01:04:29,932
Protection.

644
01:04:29,932 --> 01:04:31,900
Against what?

645
01:04:32,935 --> 01:04:33,867
Monsters.

646
01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:41,742
Monsters. You mean like the kind that
hide under your bed and your closet?

647
01:04:42,912 --> 01:04:43,879
Yeah...

648
01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:47,873
Well, protection's
a really good idea.

649
01:04:48,918 --> 01:04:50,886
I mean, did you make all this?

650
01:04:52,922 --> 01:04:53,889
I also...

651
01:04:54,924 --> 01:04:56,687
...made some traps...

652
01:04:56,926 --> 01:05:00,692
...and there's like panic stations
through out the house...

653
01:05:00,930 --> 01:05:03,524
...you know just in case...
- Really!

654
01:05:03,933 --> 01:05:06,936
Well, maybe you could help me because...

655
01:05:06,936 --> 01:05:10,895
I've actually been having a problem with
a monster in my room for a few years...

656
01:05:11,941 --> 01:05:13,704
Really?

657
01:05:16,946 --> 01:05:18,914
You could show me how to work
some of this stuff.

658
01:05:20,783 --> 01:05:22,751
What do you say?

659
01:05:23,786 --> 01:05:25,754
Sure, why not.

660
01:05:26,956 --> 01:05:28,719
Great! Let's go!

661
01:05:29,792 --> 01:05:30,759
Alright.

662
01:05:46,709 --> 01:05:48,677
Look at this place.

663
01:05:52,715 --> 01:05:54,683
So you must think
I'm pretty weird!

664
01:05:54,917 --> 01:05:57,477
What! Why?

665
01:05:59,722 --> 01:06:00,689
'Cause I'm scared.

666
01:06:01,724 --> 01:06:03,692
No. I think you're exhausted...

667
01:06:04,727 --> 01:06:07,696
...not weird.
Being afraid is pretty normal.

668
01:06:09,732 --> 01:06:10,699
So what are you afraid of?

669
01:06:12,735 --> 01:06:13,702
Me?

670
01:06:15,738 --> 01:06:16,705
Failure I guess...

671
01:06:17,606 --> 01:06:20,575
No, not grown up stuff...

672
01:06:25,815 --> 01:06:28,613
Well, one time my younger brother
and I were...

673
01:06:28,684 --> 01:06:30,652
...fooling around in this old barn...

674
01:06:31,687 --> 01:06:33,587
...we were attacked
by wild dogs...

675
01:06:35,624 --> 01:06:38,593
Gosh... it was terrifying...

676
01:06:40,629 --> 01:06:44,588
All I remember were
these teeth and eyes...

677
01:06:48,637 --> 01:06:50,605
I still have scars...

678
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:56,600
So I guess that's
what I'm afraid of: Dogs.

679
01:06:59,648 --> 01:07:00,649
Really?

680
01:07:00,649 --> 01:07:02,617
It's pretty dumb, huh?

681
01:07:04,653 --> 01:07:06,621
I don't like being afraid.

682
01:07:09,658 --> 01:07:11,694
Did you ever think that...

683
01:07:11,694 --> 01:07:15,653
...maybe it's your belief in these things
that gives them their power over you?

684
01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:19,634
And it works both ways...

685
01:07:23,706 --> 01:07:25,708
What if you believe
that they couldn't hurt you?

686
01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:28,711
Would you still be afraid?

687
01:07:28,711 --> 01:07:33,614
Maybe fear is the key. Maybe the more
scared you are the stronger they get.

688
01:07:34,650 --> 01:07:38,654
All you have to do is try to stop being
scared and maybe they'll go away...

689
01:07:38,654 --> 01:07:41,623
And you're the only person
who can stop it.

690
01:07:43,659 --> 01:07:44,660
I don't know...

691
01:07:44,660 --> 01:07:47,629
I think you're probably one
of the bravest people I've ever met.

692
01:07:48,664 --> 01:07:52,327
Having to deal with this stuff
every night... All alone...

693
01:07:52,668 --> 01:07:54,636
Heck, you're my hero!

694
01:07:58,674 --> 01:08:02,633
Will you stay with me,
even after I've fallen asleep?

695
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:06,682
Promise?

696
01:08:06,682 --> 01:08:08,650
I cross my heart!

697
01:08:09,685 --> 01:08:13,644
Anyways... You have to get
on your P.J.'s...

698
01:09:41,744 --> 01:09:44,747
- What'd I miss?
- Not much. He's out.

699
01:09:44,747 --> 01:09:46,715
You know, he's a pretty sweet kid.

700
01:09:49,752 --> 01:09:51,720
You're good with him.

701
01:09:53,756 --> 01:09:54,723
I was listening. I'm sorry.

702
01:09:56,759 --> 01:09:57,726
That's O.K.

703
01:09:58,761 --> 01:10:02,720
You think this family is
a little bit too weird for words?

704
01:10:03,766 --> 01:10:05,768
You've got a little boy...

705
01:10:05,768 --> 01:10:07,770
...who wants to believe so much
in the world around him...

706
01:10:07,770 --> 01:10:11,774
...and an older brother who'd do
anything for that boy...

707
01:10:11,774 --> 01:10:13,742
Including embarrass himself
in front of a girl...

708
01:10:14,777 --> 01:10:16,745
I could've that one down am I.

709
01:10:21,784 --> 01:10:23,752
Seriously though...

710
01:10:24,787 --> 01:10:25,776
I saw some stuff tonight, I mean...

711
01:10:26,789 --> 01:10:30,748
Notjust your ordinary, you know,
bumps and grinds in the house...

712
01:10:33,762 --> 01:10:37,698
It wasn't normal what I saw tonight.
Kind of hard to explain...

713
01:10:38,767 --> 01:10:42,726
All that boy wants
is to be normal...

714
01:10:43,772 --> 01:10:45,774
I mean think about it.

715
01:10:45,774 --> 01:10:48,743
He's seeing stuff and everyone
is telling him he's not.

716
01:10:50,779 --> 01:10:53,748
Every time he goes to tell someone...

717
01:10:55,784 --> 01:10:58,753
...they say he's wrong and that he
shouldn't be feeling what he's feeling.

718
01:10:59,788 --> 01:11:02,791
Pretty soon,
he's not gonna tell anyone.

719
01:11:02,791 --> 01:11:04,759
He'sjust gonna deal with it
on his own terms...

720
01:11:08,797 --> 01:11:10,765
You're like the resident expert?

721
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:12,767
Sorry...

722
01:11:13,802 --> 01:11:15,770
It'sjust that you're right.

723
01:11:18,807 --> 01:11:20,775
And I just don't know why.

724
01:11:21,810 --> 01:11:23,778
It's not your fault.
Believe me...

725
01:11:24,813 --> 01:11:26,804
...it's woven into the very fabric
of our society...

726
01:11:27,850 --> 01:11:29,818
...for example...

727
01:11:29,818 --> 01:11:33,720
"Alice in Wonderland", our most popular
folklore is based on an acid trip...

728
01:11:33,789 --> 01:11:36,724
Ring around the rosie, the bubonic
plague, Grimm's fairy tales...

729
01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:39,727
...child eating witches
and poisoned apples...

730
01:11:39,795 --> 01:11:43,287
Even rock a bye baby ends with
the baby crashing to the ground.

731
01:11:43,766 --> 01:11:45,700
I'm not even
saying anything about...

732
01:11:45,768 --> 01:11:47,736
...the prayer we're supposed to say
before we go to bed at night:

733
01:11:47,803 --> 01:11:49,771
"If I die before I wake..."

734
01:11:50,773 --> 01:11:52,741
Na, that's not
very reassuring stuff...

735
01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:28,291
Ryan! Open up the door!

736
01:13:30,839 --> 01:13:33,069
I'm gonna go to the generator.
It's downstairs.

737
01:13:33,308 --> 01:13:35,776
Take care of him.
I'll be right back.

738
01:13:46,822 --> 01:13:48,790
Ryan, there's nothing there!

739
01:14:05,374 --> 01:14:07,535
You don't have to be afraid.

740
01:14:07,843 --> 01:14:10,505
You have to believe me,
there's nothing there!

741
01:14:19,855 --> 01:14:20,822
No!

742
01:14:26,862 --> 01:14:27,829
Come on!

743
01:14:39,808 --> 01:14:41,776
I'm getting right back!

744
01:14:43,812 --> 01:14:44,779
Damn it!

745
01:15:38,834 --> 01:15:40,802
Who is it?

746
01:15:46,441 --> 01:15:47,965
Come on...

747
01:15:59,621 --> 01:16:00,588
Yes!

748
01:16:11,867 --> 01:16:12,856
Darn it!

749
01:16:19,908 --> 01:16:20,875
Hello?

750
01:16:26,081 --> 01:16:27,378
Are you O.K.?

751
01:16:27,616 --> 01:16:28,844
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm fine!

752
01:16:29,284 --> 01:16:31,252
Come on, we have to go get Dale!

753
01:16:34,456 --> 01:16:35,423
Hello?

754
01:16:45,867 --> 01:16:47,835
- No, we have to leave!
- What are you doing?

755
01:16:53,575 --> 01:16:55,805
- Don't you hear them?
- No! I have to help Dale!

756
01:16:56,578 --> 01:16:57,806
I have to help Dale!

757
01:16:59,881 --> 01:17:01,849
Don't leave me...

758
01:17:27,909 --> 01:17:29,877
There's bugs everywhere!

759
01:17:38,587 --> 01:17:42,546
Nothing in the dark, that's not there
in the light! Nothing!

760
01:17:44,593 --> 01:17:45,560
Oh God, Dale!

761
01:17:46,595 --> 01:17:49,598
There's nothing in the dark, that's
not there in the light! You know that!

762
01:17:49,598 --> 01:17:51,566
You can fight this!
Be right there!

763
01:18:19,628 --> 01:18:21,596
Dale!
It's gonna be alright.

764
01:18:42,584 --> 01:18:45,587
God, Dale! Are you alright?

765
01:18:45,587 --> 01:18:46,576
Are you ok, Dale?

766
01:18:47,589 --> 01:18:49,557
- What happened to your leg?
- My knee!

767
01:18:50,592 --> 01:18:52,560
It's over though!

768
01:18:52,627 --> 01:18:54,595
- It's over though!
- We beat it!

769
01:19:01,369 --> 01:19:02,836
It's Mom and Dad!
Go get them.

770
01:19:12,647 --> 01:19:13,614
Are you O.K.?

771
01:19:14,649 --> 01:19:17,618
I was really worried!
About you...

772
01:19:40,675 --> 01:19:42,677
You need anything else?

773
01:19:42,677 --> 01:19:43,644
No.

774
01:19:44,679 --> 01:19:45,680
Thanks though...

775
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:48,649
What exactly were you two
doing anyway?

776
01:19:49,684 --> 01:19:51,652
I don't know, just running around.

777
01:19:52,687 --> 01:19:54,689
Don't you think
you're a little old for that?

778
01:19:54,689 --> 01:19:56,657
You know, Dad, he was...

779
01:19:57,692 --> 01:19:59,660
...he wasjust trying
to keep an eye on me.

780
01:20:00,695 --> 01:20:03,664
And how are you?
How d'you do with the blackout?

781
01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:08,669
You know, I was, I was ok.

782
01:20:10,705 --> 01:20:11,672
You want to talk to anybody?

783
01:20:12,707 --> 01:20:14,675
No. Pretty good.

784
01:20:15,710 --> 01:20:17,712
You know, when I fell down
the stairs, hejust...

785
01:20:17,712 --> 01:20:20,681
...he was down there in a second.
Lights out and everything.

786
01:20:21,716 --> 01:20:22,717
Was pretty impressed.

787
01:20:22,717 --> 01:20:25,720
You realize when you up and
out again, you're grounded.

788
01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:26,687
What?!

789
01:20:27,722 --> 01:20:29,690
You can't have girls over here
when we're not at home.

790
01:20:30,725 --> 01:20:33,662
God Mom, I didn't even invite her!
Shejust came over.

791
01:20:33,662 --> 01:20:34,651
Oh! Sure...

792
01:20:36,698 --> 01:20:39,667
This is what I get for blowing
my knee out! This is fantastic!

793
01:20:40,669 --> 01:20:41,658
When you're better...

794
01:20:42,704 --> 01:20:44,672
You get some rest, champ.
I wanna talk about this tomorrow.

795
01:20:45,707 --> 01:20:47,675
I look forward to it.

796
01:20:48,710 --> 01:20:49,677
Good night.

797
01:20:50,712 --> 01:20:51,679
Get to sleep.

798
01:20:56,718 --> 01:20:57,685
We're gonna be O.K., right?

799
01:20:59,721 --> 01:21:01,689
We're gonna be fine.

800
01:21:02,724 --> 01:21:04,692
D'you promise?

801
01:21:05,727 --> 01:21:07,729
Promise.

802
01:21:07,729 --> 01:21:10,698
It's good, 'cause then I won't
have to fire you as a big brother.

803
01:21:11,733 --> 01:21:13,701
Thanks for giving me
a second chance.

804
01:21:25,747 --> 01:21:28,773
Will you keep the lights on?

805
01:21:29,751 --> 01:21:33,414
Dale, there's nothing there in the
dark that's not there in the light...

806
01:21:33,688 --> 01:21:35,656
You know that.

807
01:21:45,233 --> 01:21:48,202
There's nothing there in the dark,
that's not there in the light.

808
01:21:53,508 --> 01:21:56,477
There's nothing there in the dark,
that's not there in the light.

809
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:15,000
Eng subs ripped by
..::McLane::..

