1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 I'll warm you. 2 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:02,540 Cover yourself. 3 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:06,920 I may have abandoned the watch, but I still wear the black in it here to the 4 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:07,920 oath. 5 00:00:08,820 --> 00:00:10,060 Do you not love me? 6 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:13,560 I love you. 7 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,980 I do not love you. 8 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:19,300 You know that. 9 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:22,000 John, how are we ever supposed to be together? 10 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:26,280 Every night I lay next to you, I find a hard time not touching you. 11 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:31,800 I have a hard time as well. 12 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:34,360 Very hard. 13 00:00:35,820 --> 00:00:36,820 All the time. 14 00:00:39,260 --> 00:00:40,580 It's not healthy, John. 15 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:45,700 Your balls will fall off. Just pop right off. 16 00:00:48,260 --> 00:00:49,340 But what am I to do? 17 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:51,420 I took an oath. 18 00:00:51,900 --> 00:00:53,300 Then what did you swear? 19 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:05,560 So to hold no land, to take no wife, and to father no children. 20 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,380 What are you doing? 21 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,860 I have no lands to give. 22 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,600 And I understand we cannot marry. 23 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,160 But we can still fuck. 24 00:07:40,780 --> 00:07:42,180 Oh. 25 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:50,800 Huh. 26 00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:04,820 Said with me, fire. 27 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,260 Two weeks we've been on the road, not a single word. 28 00:26:15,580 --> 00:26:16,580 Are you mute? 29 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,840 Had your tongue cut out for knowing house secrets? 30 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,680 Perhaps you're mentally deficient. 31 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,320 Then... No retard could capture the Kingslayer. 32 00:26:40,420 --> 00:26:41,600 Fire bad. 33 00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:49,680 Well, it seems the Kingslayer has been captured by a retard. But are you a 34 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:50,680 woman? 35 00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:55,160 No woman could wield a sword this large. 36 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,120 Brienne, woman. 37 00:27:04,650 --> 00:27:05,650 Jamie Mann. 38 00:27:06,510 --> 00:27:07,750 Yes, Jamie Mann. 39 00:27:18,030 --> 00:27:22,030 You can lay with me. 40 00:28:11,850 --> 00:28:12,850 Ugh. 41 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:57,560 me. 42 00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:31,380 James Slayer has good coffee. 43 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:38,900 I'm going to have to get you out of all the 44 00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:40,360 filthy crates. 45 00:35:09,090 --> 00:35:10,090 Barbarian houses. 46 00:42:28,230 --> 00:42:29,230 Ooh. 47 00:48:52,110 --> 00:48:53,810 To what do I owe the honor of this visit? 48 00:48:54,510 --> 00:48:56,890 My husband is thankfully dead. 49 00:48:57,730 --> 00:49:03,290 My brother, captured by some sort of mute half -man, half -woman beast. 50 00:49:03,890 --> 00:49:04,910 And my son. 51 00:49:05,390 --> 00:49:09,470 My son needs to be kicked in the balls at least a dozen times. 52 00:49:11,330 --> 00:49:13,710 Well, surely it can't be as bad as all that. 53 00:49:14,990 --> 00:49:21,690 Now the people are uprising because Stark is dead, and Arya, that asexual 54 00:49:22,010 --> 00:49:23,010 is missing. 55 00:49:23,310 --> 00:49:26,630 And, of course, there's that dragon bitch in Karth. 56 00:49:27,130 --> 00:49:28,670 Dragons? Really? 57 00:49:30,150 --> 00:49:32,550 Well, dragons are the in -thing thing. 58 00:49:32,910 --> 00:49:36,750 And I can't remember half of the characters because all of their names 59 00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:37,750 same. 60 00:49:38,670 --> 00:49:39,670 That's fine. 61 00:49:41,370 --> 00:49:47,090 And we keep hearing, winter is coming. Can these people say anything else, 62 00:49:48,670 --> 00:49:50,470 My house's motto is... 63 00:49:51,210 --> 00:49:52,310 For the love of cock. 64 00:49:53,850 --> 00:49:56,510 I don't know. My great -grandmother chose it. 65 00:49:56,870 --> 00:50:00,210 And my midget brother just married Sansa Stark. 66 00:50:00,990 --> 00:50:05,250 Sansa? Even I can't stand her. And now she's part of the family? 67 00:50:05,770 --> 00:50:08,370 Can you imagine all those Christmas dinners? 68 00:50:09,010 --> 00:50:10,830 What were we thinking? 69 00:50:12,090 --> 00:50:13,230 What the fuck is Christmas? 70 00:50:14,350 --> 00:50:16,490 Varys, I need to get fucked. 71 00:50:21,430 --> 00:50:22,710 Well, why didn't you say so? 72 00:50:24,350 --> 00:50:25,970 I thought you were a eunuch. 73 00:50:26,530 --> 00:50:29,330 Well, if I didn't keep it a secret, I wouldn't get any work done. 74 00:57:14,030 --> 00:57:16,310 How's this for a royal blowjob? 75 00:57:17,870 --> 00:57:18,870 Magnificent, Michael. 76 00:57:21,770 --> 00:57:23,550 There you go. 77 00:57:32,090 --> 00:57:32,710 All 78 00:57:32,710 --> 00:57:40,550 these 79 00:57:40,550 --> 00:57:42,010 damn clothes to get in the way. 80 00:57:43,310 --> 00:57:44,310 Oh. 81 00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:33,400 So I'll do my claim. 82 01:00:28,970 --> 01:00:29,970 Thank you. 83 01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:51,120 How do you like that, Queen? 84 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,040 Oh, yes. 85 01:11:41,930 --> 01:11:42,970 Turning down your clock. 86 01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:23,440 No. 87 01:15:42,060 --> 01:15:43,060 Yes. 88 01:16:40,270 --> 01:16:41,269 Don't rip it out. 89 01:16:41,270 --> 01:16:42,370 I'm sorry, my lady. 90 01:16:43,450 --> 01:16:44,450 I'm so sorry. 91 01:16:46,690 --> 01:16:47,690 That's better. 92 01:16:48,430 --> 01:16:49,530 It feels so good. 93 01:16:51,470 --> 01:16:53,370 How long have you served the Dothraki? 94 01:16:54,330 --> 01:16:55,470 My whole life, Mistress. 95 01:16:58,010 --> 01:16:59,450 Have you always been a handmaiden? 96 01:17:03,030 --> 01:17:04,030 What's that? 97 01:17:05,430 --> 01:17:06,750 I was the pleasure slave. 98 01:17:08,130 --> 01:17:09,130 Before you came. 99 01:17:10,470 --> 01:17:12,230 And who exactly did you pleasure? 100 01:17:12,910 --> 01:17:14,210 Whoever I was told to. 101 01:17:15,310 --> 01:17:16,470 Except for the horses. 102 01:17:18,650 --> 01:17:20,290 Never the horses. 103 01:17:21,270 --> 01:17:22,270 What was it like? 104 01:17:23,870 --> 01:17:24,870 What was what like? 105 01:17:25,650 --> 01:17:27,110 Having sex with all those people. 106 01:17:28,610 --> 01:17:30,270 I've only had sex with Khal Drogo. 107 01:17:30,510 --> 01:17:34,690 My lady, Khal Drogo left us months ago. 108 01:17:35,990 --> 01:17:36,990 That's okay. 109 01:17:37,270 --> 01:17:38,690 He wasn't very good, I think. 110 01:17:39,820 --> 01:17:43,140 Is it normal for a man to insist on feeding you carrots during sex? 111 01:17:43,740 --> 01:17:45,660 And tell you how glossy your coat is? 112 01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:47,560 Oh, mistress. 113 01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:49,300 This will never do. 114 01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:51,660 Let me show you. 115 01:18:25,710 --> 01:18:26,710 That felt good. 116 01:18:29,570 --> 01:18:31,670 Get my closeness in here. 117 01:18:33,070 --> 01:18:34,870 Fuck yes. 118 01:19:01,680 --> 01:19:02,680 She's got a hand, you know. 119 01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:04,200 Mm 120 01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:30,900 -hmm. 121 01:19:40,970 --> 01:19:41,970 He's just like... 122 01:20:18,710 --> 01:20:20,110 Beautiful. 123 01:33:01,550 --> 01:33:03,770 Sanso, Sanso, darling wife of mine. 124 01:33:04,250 --> 01:33:08,590 One who inspires the thoughts of suicide and others merely by her presence. Come 125 01:33:08,590 --> 01:33:09,590 with me. 126 01:33:12,950 --> 01:33:13,970 Husband, I'm here. 127 01:33:15,650 --> 01:33:16,650 Good girl. 128 01:33:17,890 --> 01:33:24,830 What do you wish of me? I wish you not to be such a whining, mewling bitch. 129 01:33:25,970 --> 01:33:29,990 I wish that you had not placed this in this arrangement. 130 01:33:31,050 --> 01:33:32,130 Through your stupidity. 131 01:33:34,610 --> 01:33:35,610 My lord? 132 01:33:39,250 --> 01:33:42,790 It's time for you to ride the Shetland Pony. 133 01:33:48,170 --> 01:33:51,450 What? I thought all girls liked to ride the Shetland Pony. 134 01:34:23,370 --> 01:34:24,370 I'm Tyrion. 135 01:34:25,090 --> 01:34:26,090 I'm a dwarf. 136 01:34:26,350 --> 01:34:28,170 But I'm everyone's favorite character. 137 01:34:28,770 --> 01:34:30,010 Where's you? You? 138 01:34:32,010 --> 01:34:34,330 You should have been killed off in the very first book. 139 01:34:35,710 --> 01:34:37,270 No one loves you, Sansa. 140 01:34:37,930 --> 01:34:39,010 No one loves you. 141 01:34:43,470 --> 01:34:46,670 Tyrion should be saddled with a red -headed cunt. 142 01:34:49,650 --> 01:34:52,580 Tyrion. Had no other plans for his knife. Oh, no. 143 01:34:53,580 --> 01:34:54,580 I'll marry you. 144 01:34:55,100 --> 01:34:56,320 Everything will be fine. 145 01:34:56,700 --> 01:34:59,840 I just have to listen to your endless, mindless whining. 146 01:35:10,580 --> 01:35:11,680 Take off your clothes. 147 01:35:15,600 --> 01:35:18,820 Take off your clothes and show me the one thing that you do well. 148 01:35:19,610 --> 01:35:23,890 Show me the one thing that you do well, and by morning I'll have you sandwiched 149 01:35:23,890 --> 01:35:25,470 between Littlefinger and Tywin. 150 01:48:00,490 --> 01:48:01,490 Yeah.