1 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:57,047 On the late father advice... 2 00:00:57,166 --> 00:00:58,520 I first became a thief. 3 00:00:59,136 --> 00:01:02,025 but then I discovered thieving gets your hands cut off. 4 00:01:02,810 --> 00:01:05,341 or your bits smashed with a hammer. 5 00:01:05,775 --> 00:01:08,256 or hanged... like my father. 6 00:01:08,883 --> 00:01:12,593 So I gave up being a thief and did the next best thing. 7 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:15,075 I joined the church. 8 00:01:15,112 --> 00:01:17,346 Not as a priest, though it has good prospect. 9 00:01:17,708 --> 00:01:18,635 No. 10 00:01:19,065 --> 00:01:21,642 As a painter. An artist. 11 00:01:21,792 --> 00:01:22,758 I could do it all. 12 00:01:23,646 --> 00:01:28,010 Angels, devils, virgins and nuns. 13 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:32,574 Painting bones on angels is not a bad way of earning a living. 14 00:01:33,164 --> 00:01:34,287 And I was happy. 15 00:01:35,332 --> 00:01:37,341 Then everything changed. 16 00:01:38,392 --> 00:01:40,497 Not just for me... For everyone. 17 00:01:41,091 --> 00:01:44,851 The rich, the poor, everyone... 18 00:02:46,119 --> 00:02:50,847 This boy, Lorenzo, he always in trouble. Always pushing his luck. 19 00:02:52,195 --> 00:02:57,356 Lorenzo's a gambler, a winner, but his luck has run out. 20 00:02:57,393 --> 00:03:00,189 This time he won against the wrong person. 21 00:03:01,130 --> 00:03:02,434 Gerbino Della Ratta. 22 00:03:03,515 --> 00:03:06,400 They had this fight you see. And Gerbino's a bad loser. 23 00:03:06,416 --> 00:03:09,018 A really bad loser. 24 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:13,550 Gerbino Della Ratta would resent losing a dirty sock in a wager. 25 00:03:13,587 --> 00:03:16,230 That's the kind of person he is. 26 00:03:17,517 --> 00:03:19,038 Come down here and fight me. 27 00:03:20,030 --> 00:03:21,823 So you can put a scar like that on my cheek? 28 00:03:23,367 --> 00:03:25,144 I've improved your looks, you ugly shit. 29 00:03:25,838 --> 00:03:26,980 but I'm far too beautiful. 30 00:03:39,755 --> 00:03:41,457 You're next. 31 00:03:43,069 --> 00:03:45,841 Into the shit, where you belong. 32 00:03:47,203 --> 00:03:48,405 Why is he still alive, Andreuccio? 33 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,159 I told you, I want him dead. 34 00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:07,036 Lorenzo De Lamberti was not the first to have a thing for Pampinea Anastasi. 35 00:04:08,020 --> 00:04:10,741 Although he was the last one to admit. 36 00:04:11,863 --> 00:04:16,098 The richest girl in town. Pampinea is not so much spoiled... 37 00:04:16,379 --> 00:04:19,145 as laviously as overindulged. 38 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,551 Poor little rich girl. 39 00:04:23,286 --> 00:04:25,773 But that was before the plague. Not now. 40 00:04:25,922 --> 00:04:27,661 Everything changed. 41 00:04:28,218 --> 00:04:30,700 Even for Pampinea. 42 00:04:39,974 --> 00:04:41,998 Lorenzo, quick! 43 00:04:42,139 --> 00:04:44,060 Gerbino waiting for you're at your house. 44 00:04:44,306 --> 00:04:46,476 He won't rest until you're dead. 45 00:04:47,935 --> 00:04:50,354 Get the hell out. Now! 46 00:05:06,662 --> 00:05:11,037 Having painted the bones on 14 angels, I was still waiting to be paid. 47 00:05:12,262 --> 00:05:15,175 -Did you tell him? -He's still asleep. 48 00:05:15,807 --> 00:05:17,656 Wait there. 49 00:05:19,234 --> 00:05:21,089 There. 50 00:05:24,674 --> 00:05:27,944 Plague. Just my luck. 51 00:05:28,065 --> 00:05:30,392 Looks like we're not getting paid. 52 00:05:31,653 --> 00:05:35,000 Go home. Your done here. 53 00:05:36,342 --> 00:05:38,787 Then I heard voices. 54 00:05:44,313 --> 00:05:48,449 Come and join us. Priest, right! 55 00:05:48,486 --> 00:05:49,946 They got it all! 56 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:52,130 Food, money. 57 00:05:52,167 --> 00:05:55,480 And of course, the key to the convent. 58 00:05:55,517 --> 00:05:58,475 All those beautiful nuns. 59 00:06:04,247 --> 00:06:09,526 Rumor has it, Gerbino Della Ratta is a bit short on his equipment. 60 00:06:09,563 --> 00:06:14,531 You know, not much going on downstairs in the trouser department. 61 00:06:15,193 --> 00:06:19,731 It's funny, cause I always thought he was the biggest dick in town. 62 00:06:34,607 --> 00:06:35,645 Pampinea. 63 00:06:39,091 --> 00:06:41,576 I offer my sympathy. 64 00:06:42,244 --> 00:06:44,560 -Thank you. -It's a tragedy. 65 00:06:45,518 --> 00:06:46,741 This plague... 66 00:06:47,956 --> 00:06:51,858 Terrible. Terrible. Tradegy. 67 00:06:53,632 --> 00:06:56,312 What would you do now, Pampinea? 68 00:06:57,770 --> 00:07:00,174 I promised to marry Count Dzerzhinsky. 69 00:07:00,210 --> 00:07:02,816 He's on his way here from Russia to marry me. 70 00:07:13,577 --> 00:07:15,623 Thank you for your assistance. 71 00:07:16,967 --> 00:07:18,384 Pampinea. 72 00:07:18,421 --> 00:07:22,558 Before he died, your father asked me to protect you. 73 00:07:22,595 --> 00:07:25,952 -From what? -His estate. 74 00:07:25,989 --> 00:07:31,347 He was in debt. Massive in debt, with his business failing. 75 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:37,614 To who? To who was he in debt? 76 00:07:38,797 --> 00:07:43,331 Business people. Merchants. But I paid them off. 77 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,258 You? 78 00:07:45,295 --> 00:07:47,624 It's what's known as a secured loan. 79 00:07:47,869 --> 00:07:50,320 Your father borrowed money from me, to pay his debt... 80 00:07:50,356 --> 00:07:53,067 against the security of this house and all his other assets. 81 00:07:53,213 --> 00:07:55,723 All this. None of this belong to him anymore 82 00:07:55,795 --> 00:07:59,774 -Who does it belong to then? -Me. 83 00:08:01,825 --> 00:08:04,465 Unless you pay me the money he owe. 84 00:08:04,502 --> 00:08:08,799 You don't have to worry that Pampinea, I am here for you. 85 00:08:09,149 --> 00:08:12,818 Your father and I discussed this before he died, and he agreed. 86 00:08:12,855 --> 00:08:17,075 -Agreed to what? -That you should marry me. 87 00:08:17,112 --> 00:08:20,071 I'm promised to marry Count Dzerzhinsky! 88 00:08:20,108 --> 00:08:24,990 This is a badly arranged marriage. Your father told me before he died... 89 00:08:25,233 --> 00:08:26,521 He much prefer me. 90 00:08:29,725 --> 00:08:33,821 Pampinea, I am devoted to you. 91 00:08:36,777 --> 00:08:39,022 Marry me. 92 00:08:39,059 --> 00:08:41,243 I'm your to command. 93 00:08:43,948 --> 00:08:46,826 May I kiss your hand? 94 00:09:28,646 --> 00:09:32,838 That always been a problem isn't it. You know. Theocracy. 95 00:09:37,781 --> 00:09:39,089 She should've done something about that 96 00:09:39,327 --> 00:09:40,703 it doesn't cost anything, does it? 97 00:09:41,019 --> 00:09:43,317 Hey you! Where does this road lead? 98 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:48,559 -Bet your wondering what I'm doing? -No, not really. No. 99 00:09:48,596 --> 00:09:50,884 -My friend. -What's the matter with him? Is he drunk? 100 00:09:50,921 --> 00:09:54,509 -No... Guess. -Is he dead? 101 00:09:54,546 --> 00:09:56,628 Right! Good guess! 102 00:09:57,463 --> 00:09:59,751 "I am dead, check out.. " 103 00:09:59,788 --> 00:10:01,841 Please tell me, where does this road lead to? 104 00:10:01,924 --> 00:10:03,762 I'm gonna tell you the answer to this one 105 00:10:03,799 --> 00:10:06,527 because you'll never guess and we'll be standing here all day. 106 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:09,736 -That's what I was thinking. -This road lead to... 107 00:10:09,773 --> 00:10:14,069 Wait for it... the Sacred Sisters of the Bleeding Heart. 108 00:10:14,106 --> 00:10:16,907 The convent. What was he doing in a convent? 109 00:10:16,944 --> 00:10:22,502 What was he doing in a convent? We'll give you a clue. 110 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:27,349 -He was working there as a... -A Gardener? 111 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:31,138 Right again! Very clever. 112 00:10:31,175 --> 00:10:33,937 -Do they need a new gardener? -Do you have special skills. 113 00:10:33,974 --> 00:10:36,500 That's not a trick question, he has special skills. 114 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:40,755 -Like what, dying? -No. Guess. Guess! 115 00:10:40,793 --> 00:10:45,247 -I don't know. How the hell should I know? -Don't get dirty. 116 00:10:45,283 --> 00:10:48,516 -What then, what?! -Ow, together! 117 00:10:48,553 --> 00:10:53,522 -Come on, tell me! -He was deaf, and dumb. 118 00:10:53,559 --> 00:10:58,249 Deaf, therefore dumb. I told you, he had special skills. 119 00:10:58,286 --> 00:11:02,268 Being deaf and dumb is not a skill. It's a handicap. 120 00:11:02,305 --> 00:11:05,513 For him it weren't. Bye! 121 00:11:09,479 --> 00:11:12,725 Hello there! I bet your wondering what I... 122 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,425 Straight from heaven. 123 00:12:46,715 --> 00:12:48,881 He's beautiful. 124 00:12:49,867 --> 00:12:50,879 Strong. 125 00:12:52,948 --> 00:12:54,281 Look at him. He's... 126 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,628 Beautiful. 127 00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:06,417 -Is he hurt? -I don't know. 128 00:13:09,312 --> 00:13:12,266 Do you think we should take off his coat to see if he broken any bones? 129 00:13:14,908 --> 00:13:16,764 I think we should... 130 00:13:17,390 --> 00:13:18,621 Just to be sure. 131 00:13:20,688 --> 00:13:22,443 Where should we start? 132 00:13:55,278 --> 00:13:57,286 Your turn. 133 00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:17,233 His mouth. Kiss his mouth. 134 00:14:37,804 --> 00:14:40,012 Sisters? 135 00:14:49,915 --> 00:14:52,672 Mother, He's alive. 136 00:14:53,658 --> 00:14:57,283 He has said nothing mother. We believe he's deaf and dumb. 137 00:15:03,510 --> 00:15:06,743 Can you hear? 138 00:15:14,282 --> 00:15:16,804 Can you... speak? 139 00:15:20,823 --> 00:15:22,875 A miracle. 140 00:15:23,306 --> 00:15:25,633 An angel. He fell from heaven. 141 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,025 Take him to the bathroom. 142 00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:38,058 Clean him. 143 00:16:38,056 --> 00:16:39,522 For the first time in her life.. 144 00:16:39,942 --> 00:16:43,252 Pampinea Anastasi feels the need for friends. 145 00:16:51,354 --> 00:16:52,636 Filomena! 146 00:16:55,218 --> 00:16:56,478 Did you tell the others? 147 00:16:56,526 --> 00:16:59,317 We meet them in the church. 148 00:17:18,353 --> 00:17:21,939 Alright you lot. Girls in front, boys step back. 149 00:17:23,889 --> 00:17:27,733 Quino, I didn't expect to see you here, I must say. 150 00:17:27,735 --> 00:17:29,896 You can say, but you're not allow to talk. 151 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,243 No problem, I'm sure you have enough to say for everyone, for me. 152 00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:39,871 -This is the girl you wanted to marry? -Can't wait. 153 00:17:40,384 --> 00:17:42,119 I could eat her alive. 154 00:17:42,591 --> 00:17:45,193 My father has a house in the country. A villa. 155 00:17:46,063 --> 00:17:48,542 We could all go there to escape the plague. 156 00:17:48,683 --> 00:17:50,039 Good... let's go. 157 00:17:50,075 --> 00:17:53,388 My parent's dying wish was I to marry Count Dzerzhinsky. 158 00:17:53,738 --> 00:17:55,781 The marriage will take place at the villa. 159 00:17:56,896 --> 00:17:58,033 You'll all be the guest. 160 00:17:58,154 --> 00:18:00,601 Pampinea. This is an arranged marriage, yes? 161 00:18:00,639 --> 00:18:04,071 Maybe you should try it first. At least take a look. 162 00:18:04,072 --> 00:18:05,126 Melissa! 163 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,593 That is an insult to Pampinea's pledge to chastity. 164 00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:11,572 -We're all virgins here. -Yes, but some are more virgin than others. 165 00:18:11,609 --> 00:18:12,808 Speak for yourself. 166 00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:17,051 I would rather die than relinquish my virginity before marriage. 167 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,808 I always thought you had a thing for Lorenzo. 168 00:18:19,845 --> 00:18:21,387 What's this? 169 00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:30,514 What are you doing here all of you? 170 00:18:30,726 --> 00:18:31,703 Praying. 171 00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:34,429 We're praying for the dead. 172 00:18:35,926 --> 00:18:39,987 Any one of you thinking of leaving the city, could prove extremely dangerous. 173 00:18:40,857 --> 00:18:44,770 Go home, all of you. Like good children. 174 00:18:53,815 --> 00:18:57,873 I recognized these two. They're friends of Di Lamberti. 175 00:18:59,803 --> 00:19:01,697 Perhaps, we should take a walk. 176 00:19:03,998 --> 00:19:05,137 I knew I should have kept my mouth shut. 177 00:19:05,293 --> 00:19:06,149 What do I care? 178 00:19:06,518 --> 00:19:08,035 Even if he was going to kill them. 179 00:19:08,766 --> 00:19:10,854 Then I heard those damn noise again. 180 00:19:10,891 --> 00:19:16,376 Keep your mouth shut! Keep your mouth shut! Keep your mouth shut... 181 00:19:16,481 --> 00:19:19,564 Keep your mouth shut! 182 00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:24,134 Oh what the hell! I did have a big trap. 183 00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,213 You! All of you leave. 184 00:19:31,978 --> 00:19:34,449 Take your swords and leave the church! 185 00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:37,514 This is Gerbino Della Ratta. 186 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,187 No one speaks to him like that. 187 00:19:40,328 --> 00:19:44,417 This is the house of God, and I speak with his voice. 188 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,727 Who are you? 189 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,526 I'm the servant of God. I speak with his voice. 190 00:20:01,563 --> 00:20:05,741 You ran across of our Lord. When did you last take your confession? 191 00:20:05,778 --> 00:20:09,131 The plague that walks our streets, steals our soul. 192 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,339 It's the Armageddon. 193 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,752 See your face again? 194 00:20:15,789 --> 00:20:19,024 I'll take your blood, send it to your maker. 195 00:20:23,212 --> 00:20:24,905 Gerbino! 196 00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:30,149 Is he dead? Lorenzo Di Lamberti? 197 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,592 If I were you, I'll consider him dead 198 00:20:39,097 --> 00:20:43,037 I've never talked, such bollocks in all my life. 199 00:20:43,074 --> 00:20:45,518 Thank God for being a priest.. 200 00:20:51,235 --> 00:20:52,315 Is this it? 201 00:20:53,478 --> 00:20:55,331 I thought you'd say could get a carriage? 202 00:20:56,411 --> 00:20:57,391 This is Uncle Bruno. 203 00:20:58,156 --> 00:21:00,217 He's not very bright but he's very strong. 204 00:21:00,491 --> 00:21:01,942 Isn't that right Uncle Bruno? 205 00:21:03,926 --> 00:21:06,644 And he's a virgin. Aren't you Uncle Bruno? 206 00:21:07,174 --> 00:21:10,466 I am. I'm saving myself. 207 00:21:13,124 --> 00:21:17,931 -Who's that? -It's the priest, Father Tindero. 208 00:21:17,967 --> 00:21:20,531 If this to be a wedding, you'll need a priest. 209 00:21:22,623 --> 00:21:26,810 After hanging around in a square for a couple of hours, waiting for Pampinea. 210 00:21:27,462 --> 00:21:33,299 We discover she'd gone to a convent 211 00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:34,341 presumeably to escape from Gerbino and wait for her Russian Count. 212 00:21:34,996 --> 00:21:39,057 What better place to preserve her virginity than amongst other virgins? 213 00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:42,641 Or so she thought. 214 00:21:47,778 --> 00:21:51,519 -Who's that man? -He's our gardener. 215 00:21:53,294 --> 00:21:55,579 Sent from heaven. 216 00:21:58,072 --> 00:22:02,327 -He's dead and dumb. -What? 217 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:04,928 He can't hear or speak a word. 218 00:22:04,966 --> 00:22:09,121 How sad. He looks as if he have alot to say for himself. 219 00:22:10,739 --> 00:22:14,874 Hear no evil, speak no evil. 220 00:22:27,357 --> 00:22:29,565 Come here! 221 00:22:41,702 --> 00:22:44,305 Now jealousy is a funny thing. 222 00:22:44,341 --> 00:22:46,589 It creeps up on you. Take you by surprise. 223 00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:51,318 Distracted, Pampinea's Russian Count have slipped from her mind. 224 00:23:39,732 --> 00:23:42,413 What is that? 225 00:23:57,130 --> 00:23:59,337 I am here. Hello. 226 00:24:01,079 --> 00:24:05,274 I bring gifts for you, your wife and your daughter. 227 00:24:06,527 --> 00:24:07,786 Soon to be my wife. 228 00:24:07,823 --> 00:24:10,027 You are Pampinea's father, Yes? 229 00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:13,483 I am Pampinea's father. No 230 00:24:13,704 --> 00:24:14,721 No? 231 00:24:22,405 --> 00:24:25,628 I am Gerbino Della Ratta, Pampinea's husband to be. 232 00:24:36,988 --> 00:24:39,351 Sir, there has been a mistake. 233 00:24:40,220 --> 00:24:43,926 Pampinea Anastasi is suppose to be married to me. 234 00:24:46,330 --> 00:24:50,388 Count. You don't mind me calling you a Count? 235 00:24:52,163 --> 00:24:54,803 You look like a big Count to me... 236 00:24:55,947 --> 00:24:59,731 Pampinea Anastasi soon to be my wife. 237 00:24:59,767 --> 00:25:04,184 You just didn't hear about it... That is a mistake. 238 00:25:07,968 --> 00:25:09,032 So you bring me 239 00:25:09,988 --> 00:25:15,432 all the way from Novgorod to tell me, that Pampinea Anastasi... 240 00:25:15,469 --> 00:25:20,105 is marrying a man, who is old enough to be her father? 241 00:25:21,802 --> 00:25:25,229 I did not bring you here, but I suggest you leave. 242 00:25:26,334 --> 00:25:30,236 Florence is very bad for the health at this time of year. 243 00:25:33,786 --> 00:25:37,366 Gerbino Della Ratta. 244 00:25:38,772 --> 00:25:40,941 Della Rat... Huh? 245 00:25:42,823 --> 00:25:46,945 A rat is a small furry animal. Yes? 246 00:25:48,010 --> 00:25:49,516 Yes. 247 00:25:50,420 --> 00:25:52,213 Yes, I thought that much. 248 00:26:05,601 --> 00:26:06,902 Sir! 249 00:26:08,047 --> 00:26:11,908 I'm Linguino, servant to Pampinea Anastasi. She's safe and well. 250 00:26:12,421 --> 00:26:15,070 And no matter what you hear, is waiting for your arrival... 251 00:26:15,544 --> 00:26:19,621 This letter will give you instructions on how to get to her villa in the country. 252 00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:21,368 She'll meet you there for the wedding. 253 00:26:30,128 --> 00:26:32,339 Sir, you are in danger here. You want to ride straight to the villa. 254 00:26:32,770 --> 00:26:33,877 Be there as soon as you can. 255 00:26:34,385 --> 00:26:36,711 For Pampinea, I will do this. 256 00:27:13,479 --> 00:27:16,158 We know you cannot hear us or speak to us. 257 00:27:16,472 --> 00:27:18,912 But to us, you are so beautiful like an angel 258 00:27:18,946 --> 00:27:20,761 sent from heaven to bring us joy. 259 00:27:20,846 --> 00:27:22,218 And we pray 260 00:27:22,396 --> 00:27:26,929 that God might restore the miracle of speech to you and your hearing. 261 00:27:27,189 --> 00:27:30,462 So that you can hear the birds sing and... 262 00:27:30,978 --> 00:27:33,223 -Get on with it! -I am! 263 00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:35,787 -He has no idea what you're saying. -Then you do it! 264 00:27:39,903 --> 00:27:43,037 We know that this morning, you met Sister Catherina in the orchards 265 00:27:43,073 --> 00:27:45,717 and then Sister Melissabeta in the granary. 266 00:27:45,755 --> 00:27:48,595 We want what you gave them. 267 00:27:48,632 --> 00:27:50,685 And we want it now. 268 00:27:51,748 --> 00:27:53,207 Come on. 269 00:28:03,870 --> 00:28:07,574 There to Florence, there I was, stuck on the cart. 270 00:28:08,124 --> 00:28:10,498 This Uncle Bruno farting more than the horse. 271 00:28:11,205 --> 00:28:14,104 and Miss randy-pant banging about being a virgin. 272 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:18,529 Truth is, those that rattle on about it, can't wait to do it. 273 00:28:19,190 --> 00:28:22,068 God, there she goes again. 274 00:28:22,189 --> 00:28:26,650 I'm very proud of my virginity, Melissa. And so is Dioneo. 275 00:28:27,624 --> 00:28:29,178 The boyfriend, Dioneo. 276 00:28:29,596 --> 00:28:32,527 He's suffering from terminal randiness as well. 277 00:28:33,614 --> 00:28:35,193 Never done it in his life. 278 00:28:35,334 --> 00:28:36,224 Dioneo! 279 00:28:37,476 --> 00:28:39,811 We don't indulge in sex. Do we? 280 00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:43,332 Not in broad daylight, in the middle of the road, we don't. No. 281 00:28:44,032 --> 00:28:47,229 I say, we believe in no sex before marriage. 282 00:28:47,231 --> 00:28:49,154 We're happy to wait, aren't we? 283 00:28:49,191 --> 00:28:50,918 Forever my love. 284 00:28:51,902 --> 00:28:52,638 Liar. 285 00:29:00,698 --> 00:29:02,747 Who's that? 286 00:29:03,854 --> 00:29:05,234 Are they waving at us? 287 00:29:06,022 --> 00:29:08,204 No, I think they're waving at me. 288 00:29:11,869 --> 00:29:13,529 See what they want. Quick before they come! 289 00:29:13,843 --> 00:29:14,615 Me? 290 00:29:14,652 --> 00:29:16,837 Run before they come into Filomena! 291 00:29:17,273 --> 00:29:21,370 No, No. You go. You go. 292 00:29:37,994 --> 00:29:39,805 Do we want any milk or bread? 293 00:29:40,675 --> 00:29:42,765 They said their produce is very fresh... 294 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,167 and we might want to sample it, back at their farm. 295 00:29:51,318 --> 00:29:53,013 It's too late. 296 00:29:54,591 --> 00:29:56,482 We can get to them. Come on. 297 00:29:57,468 --> 00:29:58,455 Come on! 298 00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:14,051 Help yourself. 299 00:30:14,758 --> 00:30:16,416 Fresh milk, there it is. 300 00:30:17,164 --> 00:30:19,623 How do you get milk out of that? 301 00:30:21,241 --> 00:30:23,093 City boys. 302 00:30:24,276 --> 00:30:27,428 Where we come from, milk come out of the jug. 303 00:30:27,465 --> 00:30:29,598 I bet you could do it, if you tried. 304 00:30:32,319 --> 00:30:33,470 Show us. 305 00:30:39,787 --> 00:30:41,403 This is how it's done. 306 00:30:42,547 --> 00:30:44,912 See how its fit nicely fit into my hands? 307 00:30:46,095 --> 00:30:49,012 I love this thing in my hands. Don't you, Mira? 308 00:30:49,643 --> 00:30:51,178 Wonderful. 309 00:30:51,786 --> 00:30:54,953 You'd almost say a little firmer would be better. 310 00:30:55,626 --> 00:30:57,833 Too late, can't stop now. 311 00:31:06,228 --> 00:31:10,405 Take it firmly in your hands, and squeeze. 312 00:31:12,494 --> 00:31:16,554 Stroke up. 313 00:31:18,526 --> 00:31:22,663 And pull. 314 00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:24,990 I love this. 315 00:31:25,424 --> 00:31:27,552 It's coming. I can feel it. 316 00:31:28,104 --> 00:31:30,666 A little strong? A little faster? 317 00:31:31,378 --> 00:31:32,677 It's coming! 318 00:31:33,283 --> 00:31:34,659 Milky white, hot. 319 00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:40,795 Please! Yesona, let do it! 320 00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:03,135 Dioneo. Just what are you doing with that cow? 321 00:32:05,304 --> 00:32:06,859 "Yesona, let do it!?" 322 00:32:08,696 --> 00:32:10,169 Disgusting. Disgusting. 323 00:32:10,705 --> 00:32:13,266 -I told you, we wasn't there for the milk. -There's the maid. 324 00:32:13,514 --> 00:32:15,048 Those shou not touch! Remember? 325 00:32:15,494 --> 00:32:19,952 That include beasts and barns, especially ones with tits and hairy armpits. 326 00:32:20,331 --> 00:32:23,895 Piss off, it's over! You'll never have sex with me as long as you live!. 327 00:32:27,206 --> 00:32:30,751 Sometime later, I heard that the cow was emotional disturbed... 328 00:32:30,788 --> 00:32:33,447 by these events, and never gave milk again. 329 00:32:33,484 --> 00:32:35,458 Poor cow. 330 00:32:40,356 --> 00:32:43,232 It's a sin what you just said. And the other two. 331 00:32:43,268 --> 00:32:44,596 Yes, your right. 332 00:32:45,650 --> 00:32:47,653 It's a sin. A delicious sin. 333 00:32:47,689 --> 00:32:50,208 The four of you in one day! You should be ashamed. 334 00:32:50,245 --> 00:32:51,903 I think your jealous. 335 00:32:52,407 --> 00:32:53,389 Huh 336 00:33:41,233 --> 00:33:43,717 I hope you'll drown. 337 00:34:37,586 --> 00:34:41,291 Get him, now! 338 00:35:22,749 --> 00:35:24,246 Andruccio. 339 00:35:58,545 --> 00:35:59,914 What's that? 340 00:36:00,228 --> 00:36:01,386 See that? 341 00:36:02,249 --> 00:36:05,010 It's fantastic. I want that! 342 00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,218 Get me that! 343 00:36:18,147 --> 00:36:20,668 Up your ass,?! 344 00:36:24,698 --> 00:36:26,278 Are you leaving, Father? 345 00:36:26,523 --> 00:36:28,881 From the church... Gerbino. 346 00:36:29,693 --> 00:36:31,080 He was afraid of me, wasn't he? 347 00:36:31,117 --> 00:36:34,078 He was afraid of the cross you wear around your neck. 348 00:36:35,408 --> 00:36:37,841 Allow me to make a small observation. 349 00:36:38,190 --> 00:36:40,380 All this talk of virginity. 350 00:36:41,508 --> 00:36:42,309 Yes? 351 00:36:43,746 --> 00:36:46,198 A kissed mouth doesn't lose its freshness. 352 00:36:47,540 --> 00:36:50,169 like the moon, its rises new again. 353 00:36:52,103 --> 00:36:55,964 -Very poetic I'm sure. -Just an observation. 354 00:36:56,001 --> 00:36:58,189 It wasn't me that said it. 355 00:36:58,648 --> 00:36:59,867 What about the wedding? 356 00:36:59,904 --> 00:37:01,261 I'll be there. 357 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,782 But first I had to make a pilgrimage of my own. 358 00:37:23,256 --> 00:37:25,619 Yesona. 359 00:37:32,930 --> 00:37:35,413 Yesona! 360 00:37:39,737 --> 00:37:42,574 Yesona, I'm here. 361 00:37:45,177 --> 00:37:48,961 I love you my dear. 362 00:37:49,671 --> 00:37:52,193 Yesona, let's take this ride into the sunset. 363 00:37:54,363 --> 00:37:56,846 You filthy disgusting beast! 364 00:40:06,130 --> 00:40:11,054 Every day I see you... I'm drawn to you. 365 00:40:14,249 --> 00:40:19,488 Every night I sleep... I am with you. 366 00:40:32,035 --> 00:40:34,083 Everyday... 367 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,891 Every night. 368 00:41:27,550 --> 00:41:31,617 I think it farted up with you Filomena, that's the true of it. 369 00:41:32,584 --> 00:41:36,616 Well, when it comes to farting, Uncle Bruno, you should know. 370 00:41:38,034 --> 00:41:39,970 Dioneo... 371 00:41:44,242 --> 00:41:45,677 Dioneo! 372 00:41:54,504 --> 00:41:56,398 Stop this sulking! 373 00:41:57,420 --> 00:41:58,761 I'm not sulking. 374 00:42:00,890 --> 00:42:06,368 Please, Dioneo. Look at me. 375 00:42:07,515 --> 00:42:08,894 Look at me. 376 00:42:11,653 --> 00:42:14,294 I didn't mean to call you a filthy beast. 377 00:42:15,490 --> 00:42:18,637 A sweetie pear. Little honey cucumber. 378 00:42:19,269 --> 00:42:23,328 Please, I'm not a child, or a cucumber. 379 00:42:24,668 --> 00:42:28,743 But I love you. I love you, cucumber. 380 00:42:29,217 --> 00:42:31,506 -I love you. -It was only a dream. 381 00:42:32,844 --> 00:42:35,209 I would never be unfaithful to you, you know that. 382 00:42:36,472 --> 00:42:39,484 You know, it's like being... 383 00:42:39,677 --> 00:42:42,737 licked by a dog when you do that, it really is. 384 00:42:44,828 --> 00:42:50,070 Hey listen to me. I love you and I forgive you. 385 00:42:52,670 --> 00:42:56,454 Look. Your forgiven with a proper kiss. 386 00:43:00,451 --> 00:43:02,144 And another. 387 00:43:06,929 --> 00:43:08,348 And another. 388 00:43:13,670 --> 00:43:15,603 And another. 389 00:43:23,386 --> 00:43:24,962 Dioneo. 390 00:43:25,319 --> 00:43:26,972 Stop this now. 391 00:43:27,448 --> 00:43:28,786 Me? 392 00:43:30,165 --> 00:43:33,751 Dio, kiss me. 393 00:43:34,581 --> 00:43:36,277 Kiss me. 394 00:43:39,044 --> 00:43:42,591 My God. What's that? 395 00:43:45,195 --> 00:43:47,047 What do you think it is? 396 00:43:51,501 --> 00:43:55,521 When we're married. Soon. You'll see. 397 00:43:56,191 --> 00:43:58,673 What a treasure I have for you. 398 00:44:02,104 --> 00:44:04,980 Give me Give me.. Give me the treasure! 399 00:44:05,968 --> 00:44:08,647 Give me the treasure! Please. 400 00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:16,490 What's happening? Dioneo! What's going on? 401 00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:24,067 My God! What happened? 402 00:44:24,937 --> 00:44:26,670 Nothing. Nothing. 403 00:44:27,657 --> 00:44:30,630 It may be nothing to you, Dioneo Dugalante, 404 00:44:30,785 --> 00:44:32,954 but it's a disgrace and humiliation to me! 405 00:44:33,806 --> 00:44:36,130 One kiss and look what you've done! 406 00:44:37,628 --> 00:44:40,205 You had your hand. Get out of my loot. 407 00:44:41,101 --> 00:44:43,902 I did nothing of the sort. That's the trouble with you. 408 00:44:44,532 --> 00:44:45,665 You just don't know when to stop. 409 00:44:46,277 --> 00:44:47,969 Hello my little crazy flower. 410 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:52,307 Good show. 411 00:45:14,414 --> 00:45:17,291 This way please. 412 00:45:18,276 --> 00:45:19,578 Melissa! 413 00:45:21,370 --> 00:45:22,990 I am Alessandro Felice. 414 00:45:23,645 --> 00:45:24,747 And I am your host. 415 00:45:25,213 --> 00:45:26,133 Welcome. 416 00:45:26,900 --> 00:45:29,433 You're not our host and we are not your guests. 417 00:45:29,782 --> 00:45:32,062 We are your prisoners. 418 00:45:33,208 --> 00:45:34,859 Show us your body. 419 00:45:35,878 --> 00:45:39,773 So beautiful. The world is waiting for girls like you. 420 00:45:40,499 --> 00:45:42,409 Have you travelled? 421 00:45:44,661 --> 00:45:45,980 I've been to Sienna. 422 00:45:46,373 --> 00:45:47,947 Sienna? 423 00:45:52,089 --> 00:45:55,636 Then you must come with me to Tunisia. You'll like it there. 424 00:45:57,329 --> 00:45:59,852 -Where is Tunisia? -Africa. 425 00:46:01,994 --> 00:46:05,289 -Why are you going to Africa? -What did she just say? 426 00:46:06,122 --> 00:46:08,721 And to work. Of course. 427 00:46:09,550 --> 00:46:11,601 What you mean, work? 428 00:46:13,034 --> 00:46:14,838 It's easy. It's relaxing work. 429 00:46:16,258 --> 00:46:18,072 You'll will spend most of the time on your back. 430 00:46:18,713 --> 00:46:21,471 -Over my dead body. -That can be always be arranged. 431 00:46:26,012 --> 00:46:29,165 My god... He wants to...? 432 00:46:30,664 --> 00:46:32,910 That is what he means isn't it? 433 00:46:34,211 --> 00:46:35,709 What are we gonna do? 434 00:46:37,526 --> 00:46:39,967 Did you see the way he looked at us? 435 00:46:42,941 --> 00:46:46,093 He's handsome. He's sexy. 436 00:46:47,670 --> 00:46:49,325 What do you mean? 437 00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:53,701 Look, if you want to get out of here alive, we've just have to take control. 438 00:46:53,738 --> 00:46:56,618 Lead these dickheads by the nose. 439 00:47:25,367 --> 00:47:30,214 These is what commonly known... as a Chef Palace. 440 00:47:32,699 --> 00:47:35,458 Sit down and be a good boy. 441 00:47:40,038 --> 00:47:41,031 Put these on. 442 00:47:43,529 --> 00:47:44,483 You're next. 443 00:47:48,749 --> 00:47:53,007 I will not... I will not... relinquish.. 444 00:47:53,043 --> 00:47:57,499 My precious... precious... jewel. 445 00:47:58,934 --> 00:48:01,474 Not until my Diana... 446 00:48:02,704 --> 00:48:06,023 meet my Apollo... 447 00:48:07,171 --> 00:48:11,774 And the goddess Venus carries me... 448 00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:14,908 Oh please carry me. 449 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:19,469 to the threshold... of my Jupiter. 450 00:48:21,207 --> 00:48:23,019 Who are these guys? 451 00:48:23,729 --> 00:48:25,936 Like... You. 452 00:48:30,274 --> 00:48:34,609 I have waited... longing... 453 00:48:34,646 --> 00:48:39,984 But still, my Jupiter has not come. 454 00:48:41,678 --> 00:48:43,964 I pray him to come. 455 00:48:44,992 --> 00:48:47,649 Yearn him to come. 456 00:48:49,618 --> 00:48:54,190 You, my delicious? 457 00:48:55,021 --> 00:48:57,857 You are my Jupiter. 458 00:49:10,995 --> 00:49:15,764 Filomena. Please don't let them take me away. I need a wee! 459 00:49:16,002 --> 00:49:17,775 Oh shut up, stupid fart! 460 00:49:18,231 --> 00:49:19,157 You have to hold on! 461 00:49:22,034 --> 00:49:24,162 -What happened? -It was boring. 462 00:49:24,783 --> 00:49:25,914 All he wanted to do was look. 463 00:49:26,316 --> 00:49:29,072 Made me dance around the pole without my knickers and that was it. 464 00:49:31,426 --> 00:49:32,685 Where did you get that? 465 00:49:34,697 --> 00:49:39,307 -I'm next. -Follow me, do actually as I do. Got it? 466 00:49:42,464 --> 00:49:43,842 Gentlemen. 467 00:49:44,725 --> 00:49:46,342 Gentlemen! 468 00:49:46,502 --> 00:49:49,183 Your captain has us to you, for your delight. 469 00:49:49,922 --> 00:49:50,888 For your delight! 470 00:49:51,485 --> 00:49:52,240 Hurray. 471 00:49:56,237 --> 00:49:58,565 This is the lovely Filomena. 472 00:49:59,549 --> 00:50:02,000 A rad beauty I'll think you'll agree. 473 00:50:02,515 --> 00:50:05,472 Have you ever seen such glorious breasts? 474 00:50:05,970 --> 00:50:07,871 Show them. 475 00:50:12,647 --> 00:50:13,649 They like me! 476 00:50:14,036 --> 00:50:16,008 Gentlemen, let hear it for Filomena's breasts. 477 00:50:19,069 --> 00:50:23,564 Now, every pussy knows that there is only one thing matters. 478 00:50:24,786 --> 00:50:26,887 Who get to go first... 479 00:50:26,888 --> 00:50:28,805 And the one to go last. 480 00:50:29,517 --> 00:50:31,819 Who is the biggest tomcat in town? 481 00:50:32,345 --> 00:50:35,891 Me, Me, Me, Me! 482 00:50:36,527 --> 00:50:39,650 There is only one way to do it. Off. Get them off. 483 00:50:40,486 --> 00:50:42,375 Let's get a look at the tackles. 484 00:50:43,141 --> 00:50:46,160 Come along. Come along, in a line, in a line. 485 00:50:46,356 --> 00:50:49,154 All boys together. Don't be shy. 486 00:50:49,262 --> 00:50:52,230 On the count to three, you big butch bandits. 487 00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:53,897 Drop those loons. 488 00:50:54,123 --> 00:50:55,078 One 489 00:50:56,467 --> 00:50:57,412 Two! 490 00:50:58,752 --> 00:51:00,172 Three! 491 00:51:02,539 --> 00:51:04,784 Wonderful... Magnificent. 492 00:51:05,496 --> 00:51:08,532 Behold... manhood in all its glory. 493 00:51:09,242 --> 00:51:11,251 God, I never seen one before! 494 00:51:11,288 --> 00:51:16,021 -Now, there's a whole army of them! -Let's take a closer look. 495 00:51:18,740 --> 00:51:22,644 Order, please, order. You, stand up straight! 496 00:51:23,117 --> 00:51:24,420 Let me see. 497 00:51:24,616 --> 00:51:28,636 I think you should swap places with him. 498 00:51:32,064 --> 00:51:34,548 And you with him. 499 00:51:36,535 --> 00:51:37,915 Better. 500 00:51:40,438 --> 00:51:42,094 Where is it? 501 00:51:43,909 --> 00:51:46,312 Oh, there is it. 502 00:51:47,338 --> 00:51:48,590 That's very small... 503 00:51:49,008 --> 00:51:50,293 and shrively. 504 00:51:54,238 --> 00:51:56,876 -I hope theirs not all like that? -Thanks very much. 505 00:51:57,470 --> 00:51:59,833 Looks like the end. Don't you, Melissa? 506 00:52:01,215 --> 00:52:03,539 Off you go, chop chop. 507 00:52:05,479 --> 00:52:07,524 Wonderful display, well done everyone. 508 00:52:07,763 --> 00:52:08,603 Now this is it. 509 00:52:09,278 --> 00:52:10,907 The moment you've all been waiting for. 510 00:52:11,464 --> 00:52:14,580 Who... goes first? 511 00:52:15,407 --> 00:52:18,285 We do, start with the biggest and work your way down. 512 00:52:18,759 --> 00:52:21,676 No!. The smallest... start small and work your way up. 513 00:52:22,939 --> 00:52:25,895 We both start in the middle, and work your way to the end. 514 00:52:27,669 --> 00:52:31,296 -I'm the smallest, I go first. -You want first, then last? 515 00:52:31,771 --> 00:52:33,677 Watch what you say, big knob! 516 00:52:33,877 --> 00:52:36,950 -Your asking for a thump. -Try this for size. 517 00:52:38,803 --> 00:52:41,167 Right, that's it. 518 00:52:49,813 --> 00:52:51,155 Gino! 519 00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:59,312 Me next. Come on Gino, Cone one. Hurry up! 520 00:53:01,118 --> 00:53:02,767 Having fun? 521 00:53:03,964 --> 00:53:07,174 What does it mean "over your dead body?". 522 00:53:10,523 --> 00:53:12,377 Naughty man. 523 00:53:27,949 --> 00:53:30,788 Now comes the news she didn't want to hear. 524 00:53:31,301 --> 00:53:33,311 The Count has arrived in Florence. 525 00:53:36,901 --> 00:53:39,696 Now Pampinea has a dilemma. 526 00:53:39,733 --> 00:53:43,836 How does she feels about feeling leaving Lorenzo alone with all those nuns? 527 00:53:43,873 --> 00:53:45,846 How to you know this? 528 00:53:45,883 --> 00:53:48,371 I heard him, singing in the garden. 529 00:53:49,791 --> 00:53:51,921 -You are certain? -Very. 530 00:53:58,266 --> 00:53:59,894 He has a beautiful voice. 531 00:54:01,629 --> 00:54:02,818 It'd just be hard to resist. 532 00:54:05,441 --> 00:54:08,437 Goodbye... and Thank you. 533 00:54:27,432 --> 00:54:33,500 The butcher's here. He brought a knife. A very sharp knife. 534 00:54:34,685 --> 00:54:37,617 His ready to cut off your... 535 00:54:37,654 --> 00:54:40,021 Please! 536 00:54:47,866 --> 00:54:49,559 A miracle! 537 00:54:50,508 --> 00:54:52,557 I can speak! 538 00:54:54,642 --> 00:54:55,683 Get out! 539 00:55:02,479 --> 00:55:04,109 Wanker. 540 00:55:47,931 --> 00:55:49,650 Are you human? 541 00:55:50,636 --> 00:55:53,247 No. I'm the spirit of this pool. 542 00:55:54,005 --> 00:55:55,717 An enchantress. 543 00:55:55,964 --> 00:55:57,492 I thought that much. 544 00:55:58,481 --> 00:56:02,425 And... am I now under your spell? 545 00:56:03,215 --> 00:56:06,047 Yes. Now that you have drunk the water. 546 00:56:06,798 --> 00:56:08,072 You're under my spell. 547 00:56:09,155 --> 00:56:10,533 Where did you come from? 548 00:56:11,590 --> 00:56:13,920 Before you became... an enchantress. 549 00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:15,168 Florence. 550 00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,630 Where are you travelling to? 551 00:56:17,878 --> 00:56:19,413 To a wedding. 552 00:56:23,138 --> 00:56:27,144 -Are you the bride? -If I were the bride... 553 00:56:28,315 --> 00:56:31,873 on my way to be married... Would you be the groom? 554 00:56:33,412 --> 00:56:36,959 Well, like you I'm also travelling to a wedding but if... 555 00:56:36,961 --> 00:56:37,791 by chance... 556 00:56:39,437 --> 00:56:41,277 you were to tell me. that your name... 557 00:56:41,470 --> 00:56:43,531 is Pampinea Anastasi then... 558 00:56:43,672 --> 00:56:45,152 my life would be complete. 559 00:56:45,507 --> 00:56:47,352 Because you are, without question... 560 00:56:48,134 --> 00:56:51,831 the most beautiful women, I have ever seen. 561 00:56:52,681 --> 00:56:56,946 If I'm Pampinea Anastasi, then you must be... 562 00:56:57,114 --> 00:56:59,750 Dimitri Vyacheslav Alexander Dzerzhinski. 563 00:56:59,883 --> 00:57:05,205 First son of Alexander Piotr Abramovich Dzerzhinski. 564 00:57:05,588 --> 00:57:07,967 From the kingdom of Novgorod and you... 565 00:57:10,432 --> 00:57:14,374 you are Pampinea Anastasi, soon to be my bride. Is this is not true? 566 00:57:15,517 --> 00:57:17,982 No. I'm an enchantress. 567 00:57:19,145 --> 00:57:22,669 And you have answered my call. 568 00:57:23,234 --> 00:57:24,581 At that special moment... 569 00:57:24,775 --> 00:57:26,901 when a woman must make her gift. 570 00:57:28,102 --> 00:57:29,733 Of her precious jewel. 571 00:57:30,060 --> 00:57:33,306 A treasure all women holds dear... 572 00:57:33,824 --> 00:57:36,446 the greatest gift a woman can bestow to a man. 573 00:57:38,261 --> 00:57:40,332 Something you can't wait. 574 00:57:43,437 --> 00:57:45,997 You must tell no one of our meeting. 575 00:58:03,823 --> 00:58:05,578 Having, succeeding getting him shut out. 576 00:58:06,166 --> 00:58:08,606 Pampinea backtrack pass the convent... 577 00:58:09,090 --> 00:58:13,047 just to be certain the nuns weren't getting what she fancied for herself. 578 00:58:19,159 --> 00:58:21,058 Lorenzo De Lamberti. 579 00:58:21,965 --> 00:58:23,898 Pampinea Anastasi. 580 00:58:24,813 --> 00:58:25,671 What are you doing here? 581 00:58:26,167 --> 00:58:27,013 You know, just... 582 00:58:27,649 --> 00:58:29,110 enjoying the day. 583 00:58:30,730 --> 00:58:31,592 I've been working as a gardener, 584 00:58:32,082 --> 00:58:33,092 escaping the city life. 585 00:58:33,289 --> 00:58:34,553 A gardener? 586 00:58:34,590 --> 00:58:37,984 I have a strong affinity with nature. 587 00:58:38,021 --> 00:58:39,285 Oh. 588 00:58:40,260 --> 00:58:44,724 Well good, we'll see you then. Maybe. Mingino. 589 00:58:46,350 --> 00:58:47,929 No, Wait, Wait. 590 00:58:49,863 --> 00:58:52,659 -Where're you going? -On my way to be married. 591 00:58:53,607 --> 00:58:55,828 Yes, I heard about that. 592 00:58:56,419 --> 00:58:58,939 Some short, fat Russian from Novgorod? 593 00:58:59,955 --> 00:59:03,825 I hear you're very popular... very much in demand. 594 00:59:04,731 --> 00:59:06,210 You mean Gerbino Della Ratta? 595 00:59:07,205 --> 00:59:08,001 He's a turd. 596 00:59:09,148 --> 00:59:11,909 I hear you want lesson for your debt. Mingino. 597 00:59:13,887 --> 00:59:16,568 Enjoy your affinity with nature. 598 00:59:18,226 --> 00:59:20,079 Perhaps I can come with you...! 599 00:59:22,841 --> 00:59:24,456 To be your escort. 600 00:59:25,954 --> 00:59:28,673 To deliver you safely into the arms of your fat Russian. 601 00:59:31,592 --> 00:59:34,115 Like all good pilgrims, I've followed the path. 602 00:59:34,153 --> 00:59:36,395 I had arrived... 603 00:59:37,733 --> 00:59:38,480 Heaven. 604 00:59:52,092 --> 00:59:55,010 They say the Mother Superior at his convent... 605 00:59:55,047 --> 00:59:58,281 is a woman of unparallel lust and randiness. 606 00:59:58,318 --> 01:00:01,397 -Who's there? -I'm a holy Father... 607 01:00:01,434 --> 01:00:05,000 in search for a place of contemplation and prayer. 608 01:00:10,370 --> 01:00:13,287 I will take you to the holy mother. 609 01:00:13,324 --> 01:00:17,663 -Father. Have you any skills? -Such as? 610 01:00:17,700 --> 01:00:19,578 Gardening, perhaps? 611 01:00:20,216 --> 01:00:22,663 Gardening? A little. 612 01:00:23,250 --> 01:00:24,289 Good. 613 01:00:25,088 --> 01:00:28,675 All this silence you see upon, it almost if we were... 614 01:00:29,348 --> 01:00:30,238 deaf and dumb. 615 01:00:30,549 --> 01:00:35,834 We may see many things, but we speak nothing of them in here. 616 01:00:36,372 --> 01:00:37,559 Understand? 617 01:00:42,981 --> 01:00:45,286 Silence... Deaf and dumb. 618 01:00:47,034 --> 01:00:50,196 And gardening. Not quite I have in mind. 619 01:00:58,953 --> 01:01:02,142 Would you care... for a bath? 620 01:01:03,090 --> 01:01:07,387 A bath!? I was in. 621 01:01:39,862 --> 01:01:42,955 Perfect place for a wedding. 622 01:01:53,784 --> 01:01:55,241 Nobody's here yet, we're the first. 623 01:01:58,604 --> 01:01:59,709 Lorenzo! 624 01:02:04,044 --> 01:02:05,710 Wait... Lorenzo. 625 01:02:08,784 --> 01:02:11,465 You could stay... just a little longer. 626 01:02:22,266 --> 01:02:26,001 Blindfold? Is that really true? 627 01:02:27,105 --> 01:02:28,692 You were blindfolded when you kissed her? 628 01:02:29,167 --> 01:02:30,703 When she kissed me 629 01:02:33,268 --> 01:02:35,630 You'll soon forget her, that's what I think. 630 01:02:36,398 --> 01:02:37,706 You'll forget her and the kiss. 631 01:02:39,268 --> 01:02:42,223 You, Lorenzo Lamberti... to tell the truth and all. 632 01:02:43,407 --> 01:02:45,496 You don't have to believe me. 633 01:02:46,617 --> 01:02:49,415 How can you be in love with a woman you've never seen? 634 01:02:50,599 --> 01:02:53,191 Simple. It was the kiss. 635 01:02:55,511 --> 01:02:57,024 Everything was in that one kiss. 636 01:03:00,021 --> 01:03:01,798 How'll you find her? 637 01:03:02,744 --> 01:03:05,650 This woman you never seen, locked behind convent doors? 638 01:03:09,403 --> 01:03:11,452 I don't know. 639 01:03:13,306 --> 01:03:15,041 Perhaps you're right. 640 01:03:15,078 --> 01:03:17,643 I mean they'll not gonna let me in that convent, that's for sure. 641 01:03:22,345 --> 01:03:25,470 I think its best you'll forget her, Lorenzo. 642 01:03:28,521 --> 01:03:29,718 I won't forget her. 643 01:03:46,901 --> 01:03:48,716 What if you found her? 644 01:03:48,753 --> 01:03:53,602 What if you found her, kissed her. And your dream dies? 645 01:03:54,627 --> 01:03:55,755 How will you feel? 646 01:03:56,108 --> 01:03:57,049 It's not to dream. 647 01:03:58,077 --> 01:04:01,608 Lorenzo, your memory of that precious kiss will fade, in a temptational way. 648 01:04:02,349 --> 01:04:03,121 You'll see. 649 01:04:04,084 --> 01:04:06,967 Even if I have to kiss you myself to prove it. 650 01:04:07,004 --> 01:04:09,255 -Sounds like a challenge? -Maybe it is. 651 01:04:10,030 --> 01:04:13,118 You were always the girl, every boy wanted to kiss. 652 01:04:13,789 --> 01:04:14,658 But? 653 01:04:15,762 --> 01:04:19,393 But... you were always too... 654 01:04:20,413 --> 01:04:21,675 Do what? 655 01:04:25,065 --> 01:04:28,102 Too good, too clever, too... 656 01:04:31,178 --> 01:04:32,597 Too beautiful. 657 01:04:34,175 --> 01:04:36,620 Too everything, always out of reach. 658 01:04:39,862 --> 01:04:41,634 Why don't you kiss me now, Lorenzo? 659 01:04:42,756 --> 01:04:45,160 To see if I can make you better. 660 01:04:48,434 --> 01:04:51,979 You mean, all the times that I wanted to kiss you, but never could? 661 01:04:55,506 --> 01:04:58,856 For all those times. And more. 662 01:05:04,706 --> 01:05:06,480 Close your eyes. 663 01:05:16,378 --> 01:05:17,940 Gerbino, I know it. 664 01:05:20,069 --> 01:05:20,945 Its him! 665 01:05:21,604 --> 01:05:23,738 Run Lorenzo. Please. He'll kill you for sure. 666 01:05:25,501 --> 01:05:26,999 Run, Run! 667 01:05:28,181 --> 01:05:31,187 Della Ratta! You shit. 668 01:05:32,014 --> 01:05:34,222 We could smell you coming. 669 01:05:35,597 --> 01:05:36,354 Lorenzo! 670 01:05:37,024 --> 01:05:39,821 Come on! You want to kill me? Do it! 671 01:05:40,533 --> 01:05:41,399 Come on! 672 01:05:47,472 --> 01:05:48,656 Come on. 673 01:05:51,260 --> 01:05:52,443 Give me a sword! 674 01:05:54,719 --> 01:05:56,939 Give me a stick and I'll cut you! 675 01:06:04,068 --> 01:06:06,708 Gerbino Della Ratta! 676 01:06:08,689 --> 01:06:10,583 Leave him! 677 01:06:11,737 --> 01:06:13,549 Leave him! 678 01:06:18,359 --> 01:06:20,219 I will not marry you. Never! 679 01:06:20,943 --> 01:06:21,737 Not if you kill him! 680 01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:25,663 Marry him? 681 01:06:28,817 --> 01:06:30,251 Is that what this is about? 682 01:06:30,983 --> 01:06:32,002 You marrying him? 683 01:07:00,355 --> 01:07:02,365 Make a mistake, you're a dead man. 684 01:07:03,352 --> 01:07:07,059 Kill me today, you'll still be a ugly shit tomorrow. 685 01:07:35,694 --> 01:07:37,470 He's in trouble, Pampinea. 686 01:07:38,376 --> 01:07:39,875 Alot of trouble. 687 01:07:40,257 --> 01:07:42,025 What kind of trouble? 688 01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:43,415 Theft. 689 01:07:44,568 --> 01:07:46,065 Murder. 690 01:07:47,605 --> 01:07:51,186 I can believe what you said. You're not first say it. 691 01:07:51,798 --> 01:07:52,726 But he's only a boy. 692 01:07:55,291 --> 01:07:56,751 Please. 693 01:08:00,917 --> 01:08:01,830 Please. 694 01:08:02,472 --> 01:08:03,465 What? 695 01:08:04,850 --> 01:08:07,214 Don't lean over. 696 01:08:16,235 --> 01:08:18,798 What are you doing? Please. 697 01:08:20,690 --> 01:08:22,110 Listen. 698 01:08:30,743 --> 01:08:35,036 -Come down. -Your afraid of height, aren't you? 699 01:08:36,303 --> 01:08:37,212 No. 700 01:08:39,774 --> 01:08:42,018 Just don't want you to fall in. 701 01:08:42,655 --> 01:08:43,560 How can I fall? 702 01:08:43,976 --> 01:08:47,053 -I've been playing on this well, since I was a child. -Just get down! 703 01:08:51,357 --> 01:08:54,914 Release Lorenzo, and you can send for the priest. 704 01:08:55,892 --> 01:08:56,871 Now? 705 01:08:58,431 --> 01:08:59,704 You'll marry me now? 706 01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:03,507 Yes. 707 01:09:04,728 --> 01:09:07,482 But if I marry you, and you do not release him. 708 01:09:08,349 --> 01:09:09,841 If you have blood on your hands... 709 01:09:10,097 --> 01:09:12,426 then you'll spend the rest of your life in a cold bed. 710 01:09:12,455 --> 01:09:13,697 Do you understand? 711 01:09:14,586 --> 01:09:15,948 I'll give you nothing of what I have to give. 712 01:09:19,674 --> 01:09:21,147 You have my word. 713 01:09:22,529 --> 01:09:23,946 I'll send for a priest. 714 01:09:25,799 --> 01:09:27,771 How the hell do you find a priest just like that? 715 01:09:28,798 --> 01:09:30,928 You'll have your balls on the block if we don't. 716 01:09:33,576 --> 01:09:36,352 -Hey, You! -What? 717 01:09:36,388 --> 01:09:38,874 Father. Where're you going? 718 01:09:38,911 --> 01:09:41,358 To Pampinea's house. 719 01:09:42,661 --> 01:09:43,946 To the wedding? 720 01:09:45,286 --> 01:09:48,793 How do you know we wanted a priest, when we've just been sent to get one? 721 01:09:49,505 --> 01:09:51,238 The word of God, travels fast. 722 01:09:51,483 --> 01:09:53,756 Hey, don't I know you? 723 01:09:54,432 --> 01:09:55,889 Your face is very familiar. 724 01:09:56,808 --> 01:09:59,645 It's the clothes, all priests looks the same. 725 01:10:14,306 --> 01:10:16,908 You must go. Leave before he changes his mind. 726 01:10:17,490 --> 01:10:19,066 Are you really going to marry him? 727 01:10:19,561 --> 01:10:20,607 Not your concern. 728 01:10:22,831 --> 01:10:24,054 The priest's here. 729 01:10:25,552 --> 01:10:26,815 Leave while you can. 730 01:10:34,606 --> 01:10:36,670 He must hear our confessions before the wedding. 731 01:10:37,893 --> 01:10:38,958 I'll go first. 732 01:10:47,315 --> 01:10:51,258 So, just to be clear. How many potential husbands you have right now? 733 01:10:51,966 --> 01:10:53,782 -Three. -Which one do you want? 734 01:10:54,216 --> 01:10:55,248 Lorenzo! 735 01:10:55,562 --> 01:10:57,419 I love Lorenzo. 736 01:10:57,842 --> 01:10:59,943 But you not met the Count, the one you promise to marry. 737 01:11:00,085 --> 01:11:01,081 You could fall in love with him. 738 01:11:01,327 --> 01:11:04,822 -No, only Lorenzo. -Does he love you? 739 01:11:04,981 --> 01:11:09,159 Yes. No. He love me but he doesn't know it yet. 740 01:11:10,145 --> 01:11:12,590 It's not easy being a priest. 741 01:11:15,625 --> 01:11:17,713 Please delay as long as you can. 742 01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:54,379 and I realized that... 743 01:11:54,686 --> 01:11:58,732 stealing other people's money was far easier than working for my own. 744 01:11:59,100 --> 01:12:03,247 All those killings? How many people? 745 01:12:09,635 --> 01:12:12,632 -I can't remember. -That's quite a list. 746 01:12:13,894 --> 01:12:15,390 Not to mention what you did to your father. 747 01:12:24,314 --> 01:12:25,812 Do I know you? 748 01:12:27,863 --> 01:12:30,581 Your face is familiar, I'm sure I know you. 749 01:12:31,766 --> 01:12:34,696 It's the clothes. All priests looks the same. 750 01:12:43,330 --> 01:12:44,340 To absolve yourself... 751 01:12:44,528 --> 01:12:48,788 from these terrible sins and hope for an eternal salvation. 752 01:12:49,369 --> 01:12:52,249 you must abstain from all sexual thought and all sexual deeds.. 753 01:12:53,156 --> 01:12:54,889 For a period of 30 days. 754 01:12:57,022 --> 01:13:01,039 But I'm just about to be married! How can I abstain sex for 30 days? 755 01:13:01,867 --> 01:13:04,234 That's... mean! 756 01:13:04,912 --> 01:13:06,607 and stupid. 757 01:13:06,853 --> 01:13:10,763 Well of course, if you do something really stupid... 758 01:13:11,037 --> 01:13:13,704 then you must expect to suffer so we can remain stupid in return... 759 01:13:13,957 --> 01:13:17,724 just to show you how stupid you were in the first place. 760 01:13:17,761 --> 01:13:20,247 It's called a penance. 761 01:13:20,284 --> 01:13:22,535 That's... 762 01:13:23,504 --> 01:13:26,733 really, really stupid. 763 01:13:28,251 --> 01:13:31,403 God works in mysterious ways. 764 01:13:33,377 --> 01:13:36,096 Well, I had him by the nuts... Well for sure. 765 01:13:36,647 --> 01:13:40,355 But how long could I squeeze, before he squeeze mine? 766 01:13:44,226 --> 01:13:47,119 You know Gerbino sent us along to kill you, didn't he?. 767 01:13:47,871 --> 01:13:49,249 I kind of guess that. 768 01:13:50,275 --> 01:13:52,326 Dirty business, killing. 769 01:13:52,363 --> 01:13:55,794 -I'd rather be a gardener. -I know just the place. 770 01:13:55,830 --> 01:14:00,089 Listen. We could let you go. 771 01:14:00,126 --> 01:14:02,816 But you must promise not to tell. 772 01:14:03,781 --> 01:14:04,598 Really? 773 01:14:11,462 --> 01:14:14,419 -I promise. -Good. 774 01:14:21,158 --> 01:14:22,775 That hurts. 775 01:14:24,746 --> 01:14:26,757 Really, really hurt. 776 01:14:28,413 --> 01:14:32,370 Is this the road to the villa of Pampinea Anastasi? 777 01:14:33,083 --> 01:14:35,171 -It's that way. -Thank you. 778 01:14:36,471 --> 01:14:37,891 Who are you? 779 01:14:38,602 --> 01:14:43,630 I am Count Dimitri Alexander Dzerzhinski...! 780 01:14:44,695 --> 01:14:46,862 Ah! short, fat Russian 781 01:15:05,598 --> 01:15:07,524 Witness, all of you. 782 01:15:09,079 --> 01:15:12,073 You are Gerbino Della Ratta? 783 01:15:13,141 --> 01:15:14,140 You know who I am. 784 01:15:14,509 --> 01:15:15,747 Please don't be difficult. 785 01:15:16,451 --> 01:15:18,775 How can I marry you if you don't answer the question? 786 01:15:21,458 --> 01:15:23,547 Are you Gerbino Della Ratta? 787 01:15:24,808 --> 01:15:25,913 I am. 788 01:15:28,002 --> 01:15:31,157 -You are Pampinea Anastasi? -I am, Father. 789 01:15:31,906 --> 01:15:34,207 And when did you both last take confession? Pampinea? 790 01:15:36,076 --> 01:15:37,968 I've taken confession on this day, Father. 791 01:15:38,373 --> 01:15:40,699 -Did you confess all your sins? -I did, Father. 792 01:15:42,629 --> 01:15:43,713 Gerbino Della Ratta. 793 01:15:44,095 --> 01:15:45,517 When did you last take confession? 794 01:15:46,259 --> 01:15:48,818 -You know when I last took confession. -Bad answer. 795 01:15:49,206 --> 01:15:53,234 "I had taken confession on this day, Father. " 796 01:15:55,446 --> 01:15:58,373 -I had taken confession on this day. -Father. 797 01:15:59,829 --> 01:16:01,287 Father. 798 01:16:02,313 --> 01:16:06,299 Then do you both come to me, pure in body and soul. Hence I do. 799 01:16:06,491 --> 01:16:09,015 -I do. -I do. 800 01:16:09,977 --> 01:16:11,594 -Have you bathe? -What?! 801 01:16:11,860 --> 01:16:12,822 Pampinea? 802 01:16:13,416 --> 01:16:16,346 I have bathe, on this day of day which is my marriage debt. 803 01:16:17,195 --> 01:16:21,699 Witness all of you, this woman come to us pure, in both body and soul. 804 01:16:22,017 --> 01:16:23,922 Gerbino Della Ratta. 805 01:16:24,268 --> 01:16:27,449 Have you bathe on this day of day, that is your wedding day? 806 01:16:27,521 --> 01:16:29,089 Yes. 807 01:16:29,624 --> 01:16:31,206 -When did you bathe? -I just told you I bathe! 808 01:16:31,312 --> 01:16:33,310 -When exactly, when did you last take a bath? 809 01:16:33,582 --> 01:16:34,983 I have bathe! 810 01:16:35,223 --> 01:16:37,553 Thoroughly? All the bits and pieces, downstairs... 811 01:16:37,636 --> 01:16:39,937 -In between your legs? -What? 812 01:16:40,549 --> 01:16:42,300 Show me your hands. 813 01:16:43,483 --> 01:16:46,873 -You got dirt on your nails. -Where? 814 01:16:47,427 --> 01:16:50,579 There. I can't marry you if you have dirty fingernails. 815 01:16:51,685 --> 01:16:55,035 That ridiculous... I've never heard anything so ridiculous. 816 01:16:55,507 --> 01:17:01,342 I can hardly say, witness all you, this man come to us, pure in body and soul. 817 01:17:01,379 --> 01:17:04,377 But with dirty fingernails. Now can I? 818 01:17:04,414 --> 01:17:05,994 You must wash your hands. 819 01:17:12,003 --> 01:17:13,620 The very least. 820 01:17:25,879 --> 01:17:28,692 -There. -Thank you. 821 01:17:34,604 --> 01:17:35,865 He only doing his job. 822 01:17:35,901 --> 01:17:37,482 Exactly. 823 01:17:38,862 --> 01:17:42,567 Incidentally, there is a charge for my services. 824 01:17:51,364 --> 01:17:53,846 This is very jolly. 825 01:17:58,221 --> 01:18:00,075 Pour this fine wine... 826 01:18:18,050 --> 01:18:21,912 A little young, perhaps fine. Fresh fruit, with a... 827 01:18:22,087 --> 01:18:25,321 A musty, a musty hint... 828 01:18:26,977 --> 01:18:31,943 A musty hint of what I can really, only describe as stale fart... 829 01:18:32,260 --> 01:18:35,255 rather like the combination of this couple here, before me today. 830 01:18:36,815 --> 01:18:38,512 Marry us now, you bastard! 831 01:18:38,550 --> 01:18:41,391 I declare you man and wife. There, it's done. 832 01:18:41,428 --> 01:18:45,136 Your married. Relax, enjoy. Consummate, whatever you what really. 833 01:18:45,172 --> 01:18:46,831 Hey! 834 01:18:56,766 --> 01:18:59,680 I am Count Dimitri Viacheslav Alexandrovich Dzerzhinski. 835 01:18:59,717 --> 01:19:04,269 First son of Alexander Piotr Abramovich Dzerzhinski... 836 01:19:04,305 --> 01:19:09,749 from the kingdom of Novgorod. I am here to marry Pampinea Anastasi. 837 01:19:09,787 --> 01:19:12,943 I will kill any man who try to stop me. 838 01:19:12,979 --> 01:19:16,804 You're too late. Pampinea Anastasi is already married. 839 01:19:17,154 --> 01:19:18,733 This is my wife. 840 01:19:19,503 --> 01:19:21,846 This is house. This is my land. 841 01:19:21,883 --> 01:19:24,415 I'll advise you while you still have air to breathe. 842 01:19:24,452 --> 01:19:26,289 This lady may be your wife. 843 01:19:26,507 --> 01:19:29,483 But I'm sorry to tell you, she'll about to become a widow. 844 01:19:30,903 --> 01:19:32,363 You piece of rat. 845 01:19:32,677 --> 01:19:35,816 You took 4 men who were close to my heart. 846 01:19:36,027 --> 01:19:37,169 You stole their lives. 847 01:19:37,379 --> 01:19:39,434 An now you must pay! 848 01:19:50,061 --> 01:19:51,442 Lorenzo! 849 01:20:01,629 --> 01:20:03,167 Run! 850 01:20:27,862 --> 01:20:29,914 -Here we go? -I don't know. 851 01:20:31,138 --> 01:20:33,067 -You go that way, I go this way. -Who are you? 852 01:20:33,624 --> 01:20:35,117 Lorenzo Lamberti. 853 01:20:36,342 --> 01:20:39,534 The robber on the road. Yes! I am Count Dimitri Alexander... 854 01:20:39,571 --> 01:20:41,465 I know, I know. 855 01:20:42,885 --> 01:20:44,528 First son! 856 01:20:45,363 --> 01:20:47,775 Only son. Nine sisters. 857 01:20:53,963 --> 01:20:55,893 Gerbino Della Ratta. 858 01:21:27,922 --> 01:21:29,734 Get her and bring her to me. 859 01:21:50,702 --> 01:21:52,475 Kill them and throw them down to me. 860 01:21:52,650 --> 01:21:53,743 Hello. 861 01:21:55,099 --> 01:21:59,409 Tell me... Are you ready to die? 862 01:22:20,919 --> 01:22:22,636 You dropped your little sword. 863 01:22:23,686 --> 01:22:24,428 Pick it up. 864 01:22:25,711 --> 01:22:27,095 Fight me. 865 01:22:27,340 --> 01:22:29,611 Fight me or I'll kill you anyway. 866 01:22:29,823 --> 01:22:31,352 Wait. 867 01:22:32,952 --> 01:22:34,507 We have unfinished business. 868 01:22:35,967 --> 01:22:37,663 Is that not right, Gerbino? 869 01:22:39,358 --> 01:22:41,962 You want to kill me? Why don't you come up here and join me? 870 01:22:41,998 --> 01:22:44,127 I'm sorry my friend. I've sworned to kill this man. 871 01:22:44,164 --> 01:22:47,559 You kill him before I kill him, I may have to kill you. 872 01:22:47,804 --> 01:22:50,673 Here, let this decide. 873 01:22:59,064 --> 01:23:01,115 Alright, if you want. 874 01:23:02,946 --> 01:23:04,441 Why not join him. 875 01:23:05,388 --> 01:23:06,457 I'll fight him. 876 01:23:08,314 --> 01:23:09,358 But don't step in. 877 01:23:12,723 --> 01:23:14,965 I may step in. 878 01:23:16,597 --> 01:23:17,973 I may step out. 879 01:23:19,700 --> 01:23:23,132 I may even decide to have a little dance with you. 880 01:23:24,863 --> 01:23:26,025 Do not worry my friend. 881 01:23:27,246 --> 01:23:29,785 If he kills you, I'll kill him, either way. 882 01:23:30,339 --> 01:23:31,280 You're going to die. 883 01:24:04,704 --> 01:24:07,108 Do you need help getting up? 884 01:24:56,173 --> 01:24:59,091 Kill him... Kill him! 885 01:24:59,128 --> 01:25:01,536 Put your sword into his heart! 886 01:25:04,452 --> 01:25:06,973 Still a gambler, Gerbino. Want to make a bet? 887 01:25:07,010 --> 01:25:09,576 Go that way, you're dead. 888 01:25:09,613 --> 01:25:12,848 Come this way to me, dead. 889 01:25:12,885 --> 01:25:16,712 Go that way... But who knows? 890 01:25:36,672 --> 01:25:38,761 Going down. 891 01:25:38,798 --> 01:25:41,639 Shit! 892 01:25:56,146 --> 01:25:58,828 Friend. Take my advice. 893 01:25:58,864 --> 01:26:02,021 Do not drink water from this well. 894 01:26:07,303 --> 01:26:08,917 Sorry. 895 01:26:15,394 --> 01:26:18,428 -So that one's Lorenzo? -Yes. 896 01:26:18,465 --> 01:26:22,962 By the way, I'm not really a priest. 897 01:26:24,044 --> 01:26:24,926 So you're already married. 898 01:26:25,596 --> 01:26:26,442 I thought you should know. 899 01:26:34,275 --> 01:26:38,965 -Count Dzerzhinski! -Pampinea Anastasi. 900 01:26:40,387 --> 01:26:44,061 I have travelled here to you, from my beloved Novogrod. 901 01:26:44,563 --> 01:26:47,830 To keep faith to fulfill my promise, to marry you... 902 01:26:48,650 --> 01:26:50,791 And to make you my wife. 903 01:26:51,661 --> 01:26:53,326 I'm here. Hello. 904 01:26:53,363 --> 01:26:55,019 Count Dzerzhinski. 905 01:26:55,633 --> 01:26:59,022 You are one of the bravest, most handsome men I've ever met. 906 01:26:59,133 --> 01:27:00,871 Yes, I know. 907 01:27:00,908 --> 01:27:02,762 But I cannot marry you. 908 01:27:10,570 --> 01:27:14,807 How can you say this after everything that happened between us? 909 01:27:16,531 --> 01:27:19,625 What do you mean? I don't understand. What exactly happened between us? 910 01:27:20,629 --> 01:27:23,818 But... You are not Pampinea Anastasi? 911 01:27:26,234 --> 01:27:31,396 -She... is Pampinea Anastasi.. -Melissa! 912 01:27:33,616 --> 01:27:36,019 -You know her? -Know her? 913 01:27:38,046 --> 01:27:39,399 I am in love with her. 914 01:27:51,726 --> 01:27:54,603 Melissa, really, kissing a perfect stranger. 915 01:27:56,930 --> 01:27:58,663 This doesn't look much like a wedding, what's going on? 916 01:27:59,235 --> 01:28:01,036 Filomena, there is going to be a wedding! 917 01:28:01,504 --> 01:28:03,434 I hope there is going to be a wedding. 918 01:28:04,874 --> 01:28:05,843 Lorenzo? 919 01:28:07,367 --> 01:28:08,277 Where are you? 920 01:28:20,512 --> 01:28:22,010 Lorenzo! 921 01:28:28,328 --> 01:28:29,192 Lorenzo! 922 01:28:38,899 --> 01:28:39,910 Lorenzo! 923 01:28:41,126 --> 01:28:43,728 You have stolen my heart. I love you. 924 01:28:49,524 --> 01:28:50,717 I love you. 925 01:28:54,818 --> 01:28:55,882 Pampinea... 926 01:28:56,613 --> 01:28:59,075 You're one of the most... No. 927 01:29:02,033 --> 01:29:07,202 The most beautiful girl, I've ever seen. 928 01:29:07,464 --> 01:29:10,863 But I gave my heart to a kiss, I can't let go. 929 01:29:12,795 --> 01:29:16,934 If only I can forget her. I must find her. 930 01:29:20,886 --> 01:29:24,475 Lorenzo, close your eyes. Please. 931 01:29:25,737 --> 01:29:27,946 Just close your eyes. 932 01:29:37,798 --> 01:29:40,360 Every day I see you... I'm drawn to you. 933 01:29:40,397 --> 01:29:44,105 Every night as I come beyond for you. 934 01:29:46,709 --> 01:29:49,870 Every day. Every night. 935 01:30:03,246 --> 01:30:04,549 You... 936 01:30:08,092 --> 01:30:09,479 With You. 937 01:30:12,020 --> 01:30:15,347 Now will you forget her? This girl you kissed? 938 01:30:17,792 --> 01:30:19,409 Never. 939 01:30:41,439 --> 01:30:43,923 This is my reward. 940 01:30:44,132 --> 01:30:46,258 I get to stand of here like a daisy... 941 01:30:46,633 --> 01:30:47,686 While this lot... 942 01:30:48,108 --> 01:30:51,172 Well... you can see for yourselves. 943 01:30:53,004 --> 01:30:57,640 So tra la tra la, Heads up... oohh 944 01:31:00,994 --> 01:31:02,607 Romance. 945 01:31:02,644 --> 01:31:04,304 Passion. 946 01:31:07,894 --> 01:31:11,678 Alright, to hell with this. I'm back off to the convent. 947 01:31:12,704 --> 01:31:16,023 There's an angel there and her bottom got my name on it 948 01:31:21,425 --> 01:31:23,278 Close your eyes together. 949 01:31:24,356 --> 01:31:25,536 No... 950 01:31:27,100 --> 01:31:28,936 You close yours.