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{\an8}I live to survive
another heartache
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I live to survive another mistake
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{\an8}I live to survive...
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Look, I know it wasn't
the best Thanksgiving,
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but Nico is going to be fine.
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Yeah. He's my baby boy.
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He's 21, Dad.
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Yeah, but he's sensitive.
He's not tough and brawny like you.
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"Brawny"?
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Look, don't worry about me or this family.
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You go have fun, study hard,
find a boyfriend, be young.
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Okay. I love you.
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Are you sure you're good to drive?
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I don't know. We'll see.
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I think so.
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Goodbye, pumpkin.
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Another mistake
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Another heartache...
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Be careful
of your back there, Dad.
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- I'm fine, Carol.
- All right.
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My God. Whitney. Hi.
How was your Thanksgiving?
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Really good.
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Wait, did you guys
drive here from Arizona?
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Isn't that a long trip?
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Yeah, it's 39 hours,
and it felt like a lot more.
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Yup. Ended up costing
$1,500 in gas and hotels,
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and we got into
a couple of really bad arguments.
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I wouldn't change a thing.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Oh, my goodness. How is your family?
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Good. We adopted a dog.
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My mom thought it would help
her approval ratings.
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It did not. She returned it.
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She is an amazing woman.
I always defend her to my buddies.
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- Dad!
- Honey, we should head out.
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- I gotta work in the morning.
- In Arizona?
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Yeah. We're gonna try not to stop.
Bye, sweetie.
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- Okay. Bye. Drive safe.
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- Love you.
- I love you, pinochle.
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Watch me, I'm back on my feet...
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After that long drive,
I just really wanna relax.
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Yeah.
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Whitney, Kimberly, I missed you bitches.
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- Come here.
- Hey, Bela.
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Sorry, where are your clothes?
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Oh, got in about 15 minutes ago.
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Got comfortable
and made myself some snacks.
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My parents are obsessed with me
wearing clothes at home.
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Totally. Would you mind putting
a towel down before you sit on the sofa?
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- Why?
- Because of your butt.
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Oh.
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- Leighton, hey.
- Welcome back.
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Hi, all.
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I have an announcement.
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- Why are you in your underwear?
- For comfort.
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Okay. Nico got expelled.
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- Oh, my God.
- What? Are you serious?
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Yeah. When Kimberly
turned in the stolen test files,
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the administration
started an investigation.
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And a bunch of the senior Thetas
got kicked out.
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The seniors?
But they were the hottest ones.
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What's Nico gonna do?
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Thankfully, my dad was able
to make a big donation to Cornell
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and got him a spot next semester.
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And they got him an Audi
to try and cheer him up.
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Okay. This story
is getting less sympathetic.
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I'm so sorry. Your brother was gorgeous,
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and I'm going to miss
seeing his face and body around campus.
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Thank you.
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Are you wearing my underwear?
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Just the bra.
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Oh! Bottoms too.
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You got one night only
Put your money where your mouth is
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If I burst some, I might hurt some...
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- Kimberly.
- Yeah?
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Did you tell your parents
about losing your scholarship?
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I couldn't find the right time
to mention it to them.
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What do you mean?
You were in the car for 39 hours.
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Yeah. Don't you need a lot of money?
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Just $42,000 per year, $138,000 total.
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Seriously? That's like four cars,
or five of Leighton's purses.
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Dude, I think
you need to tell your parents.
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I can't. It would kill them.
I need to figure out a solution on my own.
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Solution's right here.
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Ask one of these two money-bags for it.
Their parents are loaded.
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Don't look at me.
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Leighton's family
is way richer than mine is.
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We're politician rich.
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Most of family's wealth is tied up
in real estate and several race horses.
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You guys don't need to make
your rich family sound poor.
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I would never ask either of you for money.
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I got myself into this,
and I'll get myself out.
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Wait, I got it. If you need extra money,
you should sell feet pics on the dark web.
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- That's certainly an interesting idea.
- Kimberly, no.
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Just go to the financial aid office
and apply for a loan.
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No, my plan is better.
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You've got long toes,
and there's a real market for that.
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- Stop.
- Bela.
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What? Don't shame me for my good ideas.
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Guys, what are we always saying
this campus needs?
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- Better Wi-Fi?
- A decent place to get my eyebrows tinted?
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A memorial to Native peoples?
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No.
An all-female comedy magazine.
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I'm starting one with some friends.
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We're toppling the patriarchy
one Top Ten list at a time.
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Are magazines a thing anymore?
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Ours will mostly be an Instagram presence,
a sassy Twitter account,
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and a website that
we haven't bought the domain for yet.
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- It's gonna be huge.
- That's so cool.
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- Yeah.
- Bela, I have to say,
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so far, I support this.
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Oh! What the fuck?
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Oh, my God! Are you okay?
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Did somebody just hit me
with a milk carton?
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Man, you just got nailed.
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Yeah, that was so fucked up.
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Yeah, I know.
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That must have been really surprising.
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Yeah, it was.
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So even though
you didn't do anything wrong,
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something bad still happened to you.
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Why are you talking like that?
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Yeah. Sounds like
the beginning of a parable.
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'Cause we're in fucking Theta,
and you guys got our charter suspended.
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Wait, is that what this is about?
The stupid test thing?
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Yeah. You narced on us, you narcs.
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That stunt you pulled fucked us.
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We can't throw parties anymore.
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So you threw a fucking milk at me?
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- This sweater cost $800.
- What?
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You dickheads were the ones cheating,
we were just the whistleblowers.
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Yeah, and I didn't even do it, all right?
It was her.
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I am kind of responsible for that.
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I know. I meant to hit you,
but my aim was off.
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It doesn't matter. From now on,
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none of you are ever
setting foot in Theta again.
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He took my clementine.
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I'm so sorry
that happened to you.
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I'm used to it.
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My mom and I have gotten blood
thrown on us outside multiple operas.
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Guys, I can't believe
we can't party at Theta anymore.
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Who cares about Theta?
They can't even throw parties anymore.
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We'll just find a new frat to hang with.
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Oh, my God.
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- What?
- Look.
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Girls.
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Remember not to
congregate in the hallways.
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It's a fire hazard.
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These old buildings
are tinder boxes, so...
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- Thanks, Frude.
- See you at the FAF meeting.
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Welcome back, my freshthem.
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I hope you enjoyed American Thanksgiving,
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and I'm relieved
so few of you transferred.
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I do have exciting news.
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We have a new student joining us,
and he is a climate refugee.
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Wow, I think it's great
that we're taking in a displaced person.
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Yeah. Are they from a developing nation?
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No. He's from Kansas.
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Ah, here he is now.
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Everyone please give a warm welcome
to our climate refugee, Jackson.
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Hello.
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Wait, you're the climate refugee?
You're white.
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- Bela!
- What the hell?
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Sweetheart, tell us what happened to you
and if you're straight and single.
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I really don't know how else to say it.
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My college dorm was blown away
by a category four tornado.
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Shit.
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- Wait, what?
- That's terrible.
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But, Frude,
I think the term "refugee" implies
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more of an international displacement.
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Kimberly, do not offend my new friend.
He's been through enough.
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I think climate change is real.
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- Yeah. Are you serious?
- I didn't say it wasn't.
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And, speaking of climate change,
tomorrow's forecast calls for snow,
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which brings with it
Essex's oldest non-racist tradition,
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the Annual Snow Run!
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Oh, my God. Is that where
we run in the snow in our underwear?
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That is correct.
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Should we pre-game
or wait till we get there?
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We should absolutely pre-game.
The booze in our dorm is way better.
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Reminder, underage drinking
is illegal and not fun.
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But what is fun is our next juicy topic,
avoiding seasonal depression.
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Hey, Kimberly.
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Hey, did you buy me
a column of gay pride balloons?
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Oh, my God, I did. I'm so sorry.
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I assumed you told
Whitney and Bela over break,
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but then you didn't,
and I couldn't cancel them.
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Did anyone else see them?
Have I outed you? Am I bad ally?
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No, you're fine.
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I'm just disturbed that you think
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I'm the kind of gay person
who would like that.
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Got it.
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When you come out to Whitney and Bela,
I'll get you a classier balloon tower.
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My ideal coming out
does not involve balloons.
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No balloons at all, please.
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Are you gonna tell Bela and Whitney?
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At some point, probably,
but not right now.
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Well, I'm here for you.
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Okay, I gotta go
to the financial aid office
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to ask for a loan. Wish me luck.
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Wait, wearing your Sips uniform?
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Yeah. I want them to know I have a job.
It's pretty smart, right?
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Kimberly, banks only give money to people
who look like they already have money.
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Let me help you.
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You're cold as ice
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I wanna make you feel real nice
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I wanna make you feel...
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- Kimberly Finkle?
- Here.
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I am so psyched
for the off-season.
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I got hit with a soccer ball
so many times,
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I think my titties got CTE.
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So, what are we gonna do
with all our free time?
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I'm thinking sleeping till 3:00,
and then drinking till the other 3:00.
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That's a no for me. My schedule's packed.
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Already? How?
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Off-season is when we do
all the stuff we can't do during soccer.
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I'm running for student government.
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Have you seen those losers?
I'm gonna clean up.
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Why would you wanna do that?
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Pad that grad school resume, babe.
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Yeah. I've got basketball.
I'm a two-season athlete.
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You were just joking about
sleeping and drinking all day, right?
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Yes.
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Duh, totally. I've got so much going on.
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Let's go.
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Well, Ms. Finkle, I think we're gonna
be able to get you this loan.
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Oh, my God, really? That's such a relief.
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I'm happy to help.
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Do you have any questions?
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- No.
- Actually, yes.
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When does the loan
start accruing interest,
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and is it fixed or variable?
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Great questions.
Let me just get you this pamphlet.
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Oh, wow.
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Everyone in here looks so happy.
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Kimberly, they're print models.
I've seen that girl in a NuvaRing ad.
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Can you at least walk us through
the payback structure?
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Well, with a loan your size,
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you'd be paying about $900 a month
for the next 30 years.
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But with auto pay,
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it's like you don't even know
the money is leaving your account.
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You're gonna be paying this back
until you're 50.
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The pay-off age
is actually late-60's on average.
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I don't have any other options.
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I'd like to go ahead with the loan.
246
00:10:22,966 --> 00:10:25,011
Wonderful. Let's get you that shmoney.
247
00:10:25,511 --> 00:10:27,763
I'm just gonna go grab the paperwork
for your parents to co-sign.
248
00:10:27,763 --> 00:10:28,847
No.
249
00:10:30,182 --> 00:10:31,225
I mean...
250
00:10:32,018 --> 00:10:33,436
What if that's not an option?
251
00:10:33,436 --> 00:10:36,981
I'm sorry, but a co-signer
is kind of a non-negotiable.
252
00:10:39,233 --> 00:10:41,192
Then I don't think I can do this.
253
00:10:41,735 --> 00:10:42,695
Thanks for your time.
254
00:10:46,072 --> 00:10:48,241
Welcome,
funny ladies of Essex.
255
00:10:48,241 --> 00:10:51,996
We're so happy you're interested
in joining our school's first-ever
256
00:10:52,579 --> 00:10:54,664
female-only comedy magazine.
257
00:10:56,542 --> 00:10:58,627
I know what you're thinking.
258
00:10:58,627 --> 00:11:00,838
Will it be hard to do this
without a bunch of guys
259
00:11:00,838 --> 00:11:03,549
who steal all their ideas
from Conan and SNL?
260
00:11:03,549 --> 00:11:05,134
No, it will not.
261
00:11:05,134 --> 00:11:07,470
If you're in this room,
it means you're part of the movement.
262
00:11:08,178 --> 00:11:10,180
Except for that guy,
who's doing homework, I think.
263
00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:12,640
We're still working
on finding a permanent meeting space.
264
00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:15,186
We're so excited to read your submissions.
265
00:11:16,354 --> 00:11:19,190
In a few short days, some of you
lucky ladies will be joining us
266
00:11:19,190 --> 00:11:21,232
in writing our groundbreaking
first edition
267
00:11:21,232 --> 00:11:23,568
as one of our newfound comedy sisters.
268
00:11:26,530 --> 00:11:28,656
Holy shit. These girls are unfunny turds.
269
00:11:29,074 --> 00:11:30,034
In a good way?
270
00:11:30,867 --> 00:11:32,285
How would that be in a good way?
271
00:11:32,285 --> 00:11:35,998
Bela, you're overreacting. Some are fine.
272
00:11:35,998 --> 00:11:38,876
Have you read these? This girl
wrote a poem about celiac disease.
273
00:11:38,876 --> 00:11:42,378
{\an8}And this girl just wrote
a phrase called "OBGY-LOL."
274
00:11:42,378 --> 00:11:43,589
{\an8}What does that even mean?
275
00:11:43,589 --> 00:11:46,175
{\an8}So they have a lot to learn.
We'll teach them.
276
00:11:46,175 --> 00:11:47,510
{\an8}I really need this to work.
277
00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:50,262
{\an8}I wanna write with writers
that are funny, like you and Jo.
278
00:11:50,262 --> 00:11:52,598
- And me.
- Sure.
279
00:11:52,598 --> 00:11:54,308
Look, none of us thought
we were gonna find
280
00:11:54,308 --> 00:11:56,894
a bunch of amazing
and hilarious people right away.
281
00:11:56,894 --> 00:11:58,979
Just be patient, okay?
282
00:11:59,687 --> 00:12:00,815
Okay.
283
00:12:00,815 --> 00:12:03,109
It's not gonna be safe...
284
00:12:03,109 --> 00:12:04,694
Sorry about your loan, Kimberly.
285
00:12:05,318 --> 00:12:07,822
If it makes you feel any better,
my new comedy magazine is a disaster.
286
00:12:08,197 --> 00:12:10,115
- Really? Why?
- Because they all stink.
287
00:12:10,782 --> 00:12:12,368
I'm worried
the Catullan was onto something,
288
00:12:12,368 --> 00:12:14,911
not letting women join until 1994.
289
00:12:14,911 --> 00:12:18,624
- Look, I don't know anything about comedy.
- So true. So, so true.
290
00:12:18,624 --> 00:12:20,417
But maybe before you throw this all away,
291
00:12:20,417 --> 00:12:22,044
you should talk to someone
who's done it before.
292
00:12:22,044 --> 00:12:24,838
- That does seem like good advice.
- I have some cool news.
293
00:12:24,838 --> 00:12:26,297
I'm gonna be on the water polo team.
294
00:12:26,757 --> 00:12:27,800
- Really?
- What?
295
00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:29,300
I didn't know you played water polo.
296
00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:31,386
I don't, yet. But it seems easy.
297
00:12:31,386 --> 00:12:34,472
Based off a video I watched,
I think it's just pool soccer with hands.
298
00:12:34,472 --> 00:12:37,393
And then we can hang out
with the water polo guys.
299
00:12:37,393 --> 00:12:39,978
Maybe things are looking up.
Ow, my boob!
300
00:12:41,856 --> 00:12:42,981
What the fuck!
301
00:12:42,981 --> 00:12:45,024
Sorry. Not really, though.
302
00:12:47,777 --> 00:12:49,655
Now it's trash, you trash.
303
00:12:49,655 --> 00:12:50,905
Put your clothes on.
304
00:12:53,616 --> 00:12:54,951
Fuck, I gotta ice my boob.
305
00:12:56,162 --> 00:12:57,121
Wait, what is that?
306
00:12:59,539 --> 00:13:00,499
Did you guys hear that?
307
00:13:03,461 --> 00:13:06,296
Oh, my God. Sex noises.
308
00:13:06,296 --> 00:13:07,631
Wait,
that's the climate refugee.
309
00:13:07,631 --> 00:13:08,674
That's his room.
310
00:13:10,049 --> 00:13:11,342
I wonder who she is.
311
00:13:11,342 --> 00:13:12,552
Whoever she is,
312
00:13:12,552 --> 00:13:14,055
she's having the time of her life.
313
00:13:14,055 --> 00:13:16,682
They're being so loud.
It's literally noise pollution.
314
00:13:16,682 --> 00:13:17,975
- I'm gonna knock.
- Don't you dare!
315
00:13:17,975 --> 00:13:19,643
I just want to record a little first.
316
00:13:27,942 --> 00:13:28,903
Bela?
317
00:13:29,445 --> 00:13:31,321
It's 8:15 in the morning.
Why are you here?
318
00:13:31,321 --> 00:13:32,363
It's urgent.
319
00:13:33,074 --> 00:13:34,658
How did you find my apartment?
320
00:13:34,658 --> 00:13:37,536
It was a very conscious choice
to not tell you where it was.
321
00:13:37,536 --> 00:13:40,122
Look, my new magazine is a disaster.
All the applicants suck.
322
00:13:40,122 --> 00:13:42,166
Which is why I've decided
to immediately give up
323
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:43,833
and accept my old spot on the Catullan.
324
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:45,126
Bela's back, you're welcome.
325
00:13:46,003 --> 00:13:47,421
Um, no.
326
00:13:48,297 --> 00:13:50,215
I don't think anyone is gonna be
excited to work with the girl
327
00:13:50,215 --> 00:13:52,134
who left and stole
all of our good writers.
328
00:13:52,134 --> 00:13:54,260
They left willingly. The Catullan sucked.
329
00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:56,221
You just said
you wanted to come back to it.
330
00:13:56,221 --> 00:13:57,807
Fine. Then will you join my magazine?
331
00:13:58,391 --> 00:14:01,227
What can I say
that will help you leave my apartment?
332
00:14:01,227 --> 00:14:02,895
What do I do?
333
00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:08,691
Okay, so, you're building a team, right?
334
00:14:08,691 --> 00:14:11,319
So you gotta look at this
as your LeBron moment.
335
00:14:11,319 --> 00:14:14,447
This is your chance to put together
a super comedy lineup, right?
336
00:14:14,447 --> 00:14:16,992
LeBron didn't just wait
for people to come join the team.
337
00:14:16,992 --> 00:14:19,203
He went out and he found
Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh.
338
00:14:19,203 --> 00:14:22,707
Oh. Got it.
Can you put that in not sports terms?
339
00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:24,834
Just find a bunch of funny people.
340
00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:26,794
Cool.
341
00:14:33,383 --> 00:14:36,344
Good morning, ladies.
Welcome to water polo try-outs.
342
00:14:36,344 --> 00:14:38,764
We're going to do a scrimmage
so I can assess your skill level.
343
00:14:38,764 --> 00:14:41,808
This seems fun.
Have you ever played water polo before?
344
00:14:41,808 --> 00:14:44,103
Yep. I've played competitively
for eight years.
345
00:14:44,603 --> 00:14:47,481
Yeah. I just started, but I'm pretty sure
it's gonna be my life now, too.
346
00:14:47,981 --> 00:14:50,234
Also, real quick, what are the rules?
347
00:14:50,234 --> 00:14:52,069
Up, up, up! Let's go! Come on!
348
00:14:55,405 --> 00:14:57,283
Okay. Let's go. Faster.
349
00:14:57,991 --> 00:15:00,786
How are you guys
not using your arms to swim right now?
350
00:15:00,786 --> 00:15:02,747
Come on, you got this.
351
00:15:03,204 --> 00:15:05,458
- Which team am I on again?
- Let's go. Quickly.
352
00:15:07,334 --> 00:15:09,335
Hey, I got it. I'm open.
353
00:15:10,503 --> 00:15:11,756
Transition.
354
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:15,801
I'm open.
355
00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:23,641
You got knocked out,
but I gave you mouth to mouth.
356
00:15:24,059 --> 00:15:25,019
Thanks.
357
00:15:26,187 --> 00:15:28,814
I think I get the rules now.
Should I jump back in?
358
00:15:29,272 --> 00:15:30,232
No.
359
00:15:38,031 --> 00:15:39,157
So, how'd it go with the loan?
360
00:15:39,157 --> 00:15:40,534
Honestly, not great.
361
00:15:40,534 --> 00:15:42,827
They said they need my parents
to co-sign my loan,
362
00:15:42,827 --> 00:15:44,705
and I can't tell them what happened.
363
00:15:44,705 --> 00:15:46,665
- So, what are you gonna do?
- I have an idea.
364
00:15:46,665 --> 00:15:50,001
My cousin got a bunch of money
when she was hit by a city bus. Do that.
365
00:15:50,001 --> 00:15:52,754
Actually, I found
a super high-paying second job
366
00:15:52,754 --> 00:15:54,382
I can do from my dorm room.
367
00:15:54,382 --> 00:15:56,050
I'm typing up the closed captioning
368
00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:59,720
for a reality show called
Sex Paradise: Australia.
369
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,304
- That's a job?
- It sure is.
370
00:16:01,764 --> 00:16:04,892
All I have to do is watch an episode,
listen very closely,
371
00:16:04,892 --> 00:16:06,142
and type up what they're saying
372
00:16:06,142 --> 00:16:07,812
and the noises
they make in the pleasure hut
373
00:16:07,812 --> 00:16:10,272
for 20 frickin' bucks an hour.
374
00:16:10,272 --> 00:16:12,858
That's disgusting.
How many episodes are they paying you for?
375
00:16:12,858 --> 00:16:14,776
It's 300 episodes a season.
376
00:16:14,776 --> 00:16:18,114
So if I can find time
to transcribe for at least 50 hours a week
377
00:16:18,114 --> 00:16:22,325
on top of schoolwork and my Sips job,
my finances will be totally taken care of.
378
00:16:22,325 --> 00:16:23,828
That's too much.
379
00:16:23,828 --> 00:16:25,413
You should just
tell your mom what happened
380
00:16:25,413 --> 00:16:27,707
- and have her co-sign a loan.
- No. I'm gonna go with my thing.
381
00:16:28,456 --> 00:16:29,457
Okay.
382
00:16:31,459 --> 00:16:33,002
I don't have
any other interests.
383
00:16:33,462 --> 00:16:36,506
Hey, what would you say
is my thing besides soccer?
384
00:16:37,298 --> 00:16:39,969
That you're cool.
385
00:16:39,969 --> 00:16:41,137
And you're pretty.
386
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:44,597
And you can kind of sing karaoke,
but not really.
387
00:16:44,597 --> 00:16:47,309
- Seriously, Canaan.
- I don't get what's going on.
388
00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:50,688
I guess I'm feeling lost.
389
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:52,356
Okay, well,
390
00:16:53,189 --> 00:16:54,316
what do you want to do with your life?
391
00:16:54,859 --> 00:16:55,817
I don't know.
392
00:16:56,484 --> 00:16:57,570
What about you?
393
00:16:57,570 --> 00:16:59,780
I actually have
a very detailed ten-year plan
394
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:02,283
that will hopefully lead me
into starting my own hedge fund
395
00:17:02,283 --> 00:17:03,533
that focuses on impact investing.
396
00:17:03,951 --> 00:17:06,537
So I'll basically be helping people
while getting very, very rich.
397
00:17:06,537 --> 00:17:08,079
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
398
00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:09,998
I feel like I'm the only person in college
399
00:17:09,998 --> 00:17:12,293
who doesn't have
their whole life already figured out.
400
00:17:13,418 --> 00:17:14,461
It kind of sucks.
401
00:17:15,296 --> 00:17:19,467
Well, I know you're going to figure it out
because you're smart.
402
00:17:19,924 --> 00:17:22,510
And whatever you put your mind to,
you're gonna kill it.
403
00:17:23,553 --> 00:17:24,680
Thank you.
404
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:25,848
Unless it's water polo.
405
00:17:26,723 --> 00:17:29,018
- I knew you were gonna do that.
- Just not that.
406
00:17:32,562 --> 00:17:34,482
Oh, my God, you guys.
407
00:17:34,482 --> 00:17:36,942
Okay. There is so much snow already.
408
00:17:36,942 --> 00:17:40,696
Are we sure this is safe?
Do people get boob frostbite?
409
00:17:40,696 --> 00:17:43,574
I don't think so,
but it's definitely worth a Google.
410
00:17:43,574 --> 00:17:46,577
Okay, so the snow run ends at frat row,
411
00:17:46,577 --> 00:17:48,245
where all the frats
will be hosting big parties.
412
00:17:48,245 --> 00:17:51,665
And since Theta's out, I did
some comprehensive Instagram stalking
413
00:17:51,665 --> 00:17:55,627
{\an8}to figure out the next best option.
And it is definitely Omega Pi.
414
00:17:55,627 --> 00:17:57,796
{\an8}Their guys are for sure the hottest,
if anyone wants to check.
415
00:17:57,796 --> 00:17:59,215
Is that why my printer is out of ink?
416
00:17:59,215 --> 00:18:01,674
It's 2022, why do you even have a printer?
This is on you.
417
00:18:01,674 --> 00:18:04,970
As I was saying, Omega Pi is hosting
a huge Winter Underland party.
418
00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:07,056
It's gonna be lit, and we're all going.
419
00:18:07,556 --> 00:18:10,266
Not me. I have to stay home
and do some closed captioning.
420
00:18:10,266 --> 00:18:11,686
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
421
00:18:12,394 --> 00:18:14,229
I think this is gonna be
my new normal for a while.
422
00:18:14,229 --> 00:18:15,271
All right.
423
00:18:16,148 --> 00:18:17,400
We gotta go, ladies.
424
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,068
Okay. Wait. Can I just say that
425
00:18:19,068 --> 00:18:20,902
all three of us
look so fucking hot right now,
426
00:18:20,902 --> 00:18:24,364
and this is gonna one of
the best nights of our life?
427
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,825
Oh, my God!
428
00:18:29,035 --> 00:18:30,829
Bela, fuck. Stop.
429
00:18:31,539 --> 00:18:32,581
Fuck!
430
00:18:32,581 --> 00:18:33,874
Jessica has just made
431
00:18:33,874 --> 00:18:37,335
the bloody agonizing decision
to dump Braxton.
432
00:18:37,335 --> 00:18:40,089
And now, she deals with the consequences.
433
00:18:40,713 --> 00:18:43,842
{\an8}It's a game, right?
But it's also like finding love.
434
00:18:44,301 --> 00:18:46,679
What the fuck is she saying?
435
00:18:46,679 --> 00:18:51,516
...to dump Braxton.
And now, she deals with the consequences.
436
00:18:51,516 --> 00:18:55,271
{\an8}It's a game, right?
But it's also like finding love.
437
00:19:11,704 --> 00:19:12,829
God damn it.
438
00:19:12,829 --> 00:19:14,540
Can you please keep it down?
439
00:19:18,169 --> 00:19:19,420
Shut up!
440
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:20,712
Asshole.
441
00:19:27,762 --> 00:19:30,013
Everyone, drink up! We run in two minutes.
442
00:19:33,267 --> 00:19:35,560
- My eyeballs are cold.
- Same.
443
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,353
- Hey.
- Oh, you're here.
444
00:19:37,353 --> 00:19:39,397
Kimberly! I thought you had to work.
445
00:19:39,397 --> 00:19:40,774
I don't think I can do that job.
446
00:19:40,774 --> 00:19:43,068
Drunk Australian people
are so hard to understand,
447
00:19:43,527 --> 00:19:45,279
especially with our neighbor
having sex so loud.
448
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:47,698
You don't have to fix
all your problems tonight.
449
00:19:47,698 --> 00:19:49,866
But there is one thing you do have to do.
450
00:19:49,866 --> 00:19:52,787
Exactly. Take off that coat.
Let us see those granny panties.
451
00:19:52,787 --> 00:19:54,955
Oh!
452
00:19:54,955 --> 00:19:58,708
Damn. Underneath all those
unstylish clothes, you're hot.
453
00:19:59,168 --> 00:20:02,213
Hell yeah.
Congrats on the underwear, glow-up girl.
454
00:20:02,213 --> 00:20:03,630
Everybody ready to run?
455
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:08,803
Three, two, one. Strip and go.
456
00:20:16,894 --> 00:20:18,145
Move, bitch, I'm fast!
457
00:20:30,532 --> 00:20:32,909
Fuck Theta. Omega Pi is where it's at.
458
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:45,005
I've never seen this many
hot, shirtless men in one place.
459
00:20:45,005 --> 00:20:48,716
I know. I'm taking screenshots,
but with my brain, for later.
460
00:20:48,716 --> 00:20:51,594
Same. Except I also took
a couple of pictures on my phone.
461
00:20:51,594 --> 00:20:53,763
Oh, see that pack
of cis daddies right there?
462
00:20:53,763 --> 00:20:55,433
I can see
every single one of their dick shapes.
463
00:20:55,891 --> 00:20:59,020
Homie on the right's got
a big old toddler arm in his boxer briefs.
464
00:21:00,729 --> 00:21:03,482
Hey, Lila. Would you ever be interested
in writing a listicle
465
00:21:03,482 --> 00:21:05,026
about dick shapes for my comedy magazine?
466
00:21:05,026 --> 00:21:08,154
I don't know what the fuck a listicle is,
but, hell yes, bitch, let's do it.
467
00:21:21,082 --> 00:21:22,501
Hey. I'm Sara.
468
00:21:22,501 --> 00:21:24,295
Hey, I'm Kimberly, this is Leighton.
469
00:21:24,295 --> 00:21:25,754
Cool. You wanna dance?
470
00:21:26,672 --> 00:21:28,549
I'm actually just dancing
with my friend right now.
471
00:21:28,549 --> 00:21:29,592
Okay.
472
00:21:30,384 --> 00:21:33,763
I was actually gonna go to the bathroom,
so I'm gonna go do that.
473
00:21:36,098 --> 00:21:37,892
So, you want a shot?
474
00:21:38,434 --> 00:21:41,062
From the smell of it,
I'd say it's shockingly bad tequila.
475
00:21:41,062 --> 00:21:42,228
Mmm. Horrible.
476
00:21:43,356 --> 00:21:44,899
- I'm down.
- No.
477
00:21:44,899 --> 00:21:47,192
Let me do it for you. Open your mouth.
478
00:21:51,447 --> 00:21:55,951
Um, actually, I'm good.
I'm sorry, but I only drink top shelf.
479
00:21:55,951 --> 00:21:57,161
All right.
480
00:21:58,287 --> 00:21:59,246
Thanks.
481
00:22:05,252 --> 00:22:07,712
- Are my boobs popping out?
- No, you're good.
482
00:22:07,712 --> 00:22:11,050
I'm trying to make on-purpose nip slips
my signature move.
483
00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:14,887
That fucking climate refugee is here!
484
00:22:14,887 --> 00:22:19,015
Holy shit, look at him holding that beer.
Dude has Marvel arms.
485
00:22:19,015 --> 00:22:22,352
Yeah. Now, I kinda get
why that girl was being so loud.
486
00:22:25,356 --> 00:22:27,315
- Hi. It's Jackson, right?
- Yeah.
487
00:22:27,315 --> 00:22:29,485
I'm Kimberly.
My room is right next to yours.
488
00:22:29,485 --> 00:22:31,528
- Cool.
- It's actually not cool.
489
00:22:31,528 --> 00:22:33,571
Because you've been
at Essex for three days,
490
00:22:33,571 --> 00:22:37,242
and you're already having the loudest,
most performative sex in the world.
491
00:22:37,242 --> 00:22:39,412
For your information,
some of the people at this school
492
00:22:39,412 --> 00:22:41,247
have some really important work to do.
493
00:22:41,247 --> 00:22:44,583
And that's hard when you're
grunting your head off going like...
494
00:22:45,792 --> 00:22:47,919
On the other side of some
very, very thin drywall, okay?
495
00:22:48,628 --> 00:22:50,255
- Are you done?
- Yeah, I think so.
496
00:22:50,255 --> 00:22:51,798
Well, just so you know,
497
00:22:51,798 --> 00:22:53,968
it actually kind of sucks
sharing a wall with you, too.
498
00:22:54,593 --> 00:22:57,512
What the hell-ass TV show
have you been watching so loudly?
499
00:22:58,596 --> 00:23:02,059
It's called Sex Paradise: Australia.
I didn't know you could hear it.
500
00:23:02,059 --> 00:23:03,144
Oh, I can.
501
00:23:04,186 --> 00:23:05,145
Let me see your phone.
502
00:23:07,565 --> 00:23:09,191
I've already hit
my data cap for the month,
503
00:23:09,191 --> 00:23:10,234
so don't go on YouTube.
504
00:23:10,651 --> 00:23:12,236
Here. Now you have my number.
505
00:23:12,236 --> 00:23:15,530
Just shoot me a text if anything
on my side of the wall gets too loud.
506
00:23:18,284 --> 00:23:21,412
- Yeah.
- Yes, babe.
507
00:23:29,836 --> 00:23:30,796
I don't know, man.
508
00:23:31,671 --> 00:23:34,799
The thing is she really doesn't have
anything besides soccer,
509
00:23:34,799 --> 00:23:36,552
so I didn't really know what to say.
510
00:23:36,969 --> 00:23:38,720
Boom, let's go.
511
00:23:39,096 --> 00:23:40,723
That's mine. That's all me. Run it back.
512
00:23:49,898 --> 00:23:51,901
Hey, you good?
513
00:23:51,901 --> 00:23:53,318
Yeah, of course I am.
514
00:23:54,110 --> 00:23:55,945
Oh!
515
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,948
I just threw up in a trophy.
516
00:23:58,449 --> 00:23:59,700
Who wants another shot?
517
00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:03,079
Hey, you are way too wasted to be here.
I think I got to take you home.
518
00:24:03,079 --> 00:24:04,705
No. Don't do that.
519
00:24:04,705 --> 00:24:05,956
I'm gonna text you later.
520
00:24:05,956 --> 00:24:07,833
Say goodbye, champ. It's time to go.
521
00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:10,001
It tastes like someone
puked in my mouth.
522
00:24:10,001 --> 00:24:11,170
Did you guys have fun tonight?
523
00:24:11,795 --> 00:24:13,880
Yeah, we did. Thanks for asking.
524
00:24:14,256 --> 00:24:17,718
Great. Because it'll be
the last party you'll ever go to.
525
00:24:17,718 --> 00:24:19,804
- Dude, what is your problem?
- Seriously.
526
00:24:19,804 --> 00:24:22,263
Who died and made you king
of all the frats? You're a Theta.
527
00:24:24,934 --> 00:24:26,142
These are the girls
I was telling you about.
528
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,397
The ones who narced on us.
They're a liability, bro.
529
00:24:29,397 --> 00:24:31,482
A liability? More like likability.
530
00:24:31,482 --> 00:24:34,234
We're a damn pleasure to have around.
Isn't that right?
531
00:24:34,234 --> 00:24:36,195
Y'all need to get the fuck out.
532
00:24:39,489 --> 00:24:41,951
- We're gonna die.
- I'm getting nipple frostbite.
533
00:24:47,164 --> 00:24:49,582
Barring the fact
that we got banned from frats last night,
534
00:24:49,582 --> 00:24:51,167
I still think we had a really fun time.
535
00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:53,503
Kimberly got climate refugee's
phone number.
536
00:24:53,503 --> 00:24:54,838
For emergencies.
537
00:24:55,338 --> 00:24:57,091
How 'bout you, Leighton?
Did you chat up any hotties?
538
00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:01,678
Fine. You're too classy
to kiss and tell. I get it.
539
00:25:09,770 --> 00:25:12,940
Actually, there is something
that I've been meaning to tell you guys.
540
00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:17,903
I'm gay.
541
00:25:19,989 --> 00:25:21,866
Wow, Leighton. That's awesome.
542
00:25:21,866 --> 00:25:23,742
Should we hug? I feel like we should hug.
543
00:25:23,742 --> 00:25:25,910
No, we don't need to hug.
544
00:25:25,910 --> 00:25:29,539
Leighton, that's so cool.
I'm so shocked. I had no idea.
545
00:25:29,539 --> 00:25:31,541
I guess it's like
my gaydar is way off or something.
546
00:25:31,541 --> 00:25:32,835
Kimberly already knew, didn't she?
547
00:25:36,254 --> 00:25:38,466
She's been
a really good friend about it, though.
548
00:25:40,009 --> 00:25:43,303
She even tried to get me alone
with a girl at the party last night.
549
00:25:43,845 --> 00:25:47,141
Oh, my God, that girl I saw you
talking to. She was so hot.
550
00:25:47,141 --> 00:25:48,184
Yeah.
551
00:25:49,893 --> 00:25:53,438
Yeah, but then I freaked out
and got weird,
552
00:25:53,438 --> 00:25:55,483
and she's probably
not interested anymore, so...
553
00:25:55,483 --> 00:25:59,653
No way. If you DM'd her right now,
I promise you it will be back on.
554
00:26:00,528 --> 00:26:01,571
Slide into her DMs.
555
00:26:01,571 --> 00:26:02,864
- Yeah, message her.
- Now, do it.
556
00:26:03,741 --> 00:26:05,117
Slide in.
557
00:26:05,117 --> 00:26:06,619
All right, fine, I'll do it.
558
00:26:17,253 --> 00:26:18,296
I said hi.
559
00:26:18,296 --> 00:26:21,008
Yay!
560
00:26:21,008 --> 00:26:22,634
Yes!
561
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,102
How are you in here? I literally
had them change the buzzer code.
562
00:26:32,102 --> 00:26:33,479
I waited for someone to exit.
563
00:26:35,188 --> 00:26:38,442
I just wanted to say
thank you for your advice.
564
00:26:38,442 --> 00:26:41,070
I found another super funny writer
who I think is gonna be great,
565
00:26:41,070 --> 00:26:43,029
so it really helped.
566
00:26:44,407 --> 00:26:46,325
You came here at 7:45 just for that?
567
00:26:47,742 --> 00:26:49,203
Yeah. Just that.
568
00:26:53,748 --> 00:26:56,127
Giving up my western trouble
569
00:26:59,588 --> 00:27:01,424
Right now
570
00:27:07,638 --> 00:27:11,391
Tell me not to be so subtle
571
00:27:13,309 --> 00:27:17,064
Always want you to be near
572
00:27:21,067 --> 00:27:24,905
Guess you'll know why I'm so tired
573
00:27:28,034 --> 00:27:31,162
Too tired to be cool
574
00:27:35,123 --> 00:27:38,585
Guess you'll know why I'm so tired
575
00:27:42,006 --> 00:27:45,550
I want you
576
00:27:49,388 --> 00:27:53,183
Never thought I'd miss the struggle
577
00:27:55,311 --> 00:27:57,062
I don't
578
00:28:03,194 --> 00:28:06,404
Giving all the kids some trouble
579
00:28:08,908 --> 00:28:12,994
I just want you to be here