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Good evening and welcome
to <i>The Great Indian Kapil Show!</i>

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-Kapil! Kapil! Kapil!
-Thank you! Please be seated.

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Thank you!

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Hi, baby!

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-Hello!
-You are glowing today.

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Thank you!

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Did you swing by the duty-free zone
this evening? Which brand did you pick?

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Shut up. I don't drink.

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-Hey, I was talking about perfume!
-You...

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You gestured holding a glass.
So, I thought you...

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Not everything is meant for drinking!
Perfumes also come in bottles!

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-Sure!
-The bottle is small in size.

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I'm amazed we are still working together!

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I say one thing,
she hears something different.

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I will call Ginni and ask her
how much she understands you.

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She understands me. Please.

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We are husband and wife.

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Even if she doesn't understand me,
I know that she understands me.

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Actually, we're from the same field.
We have done theater together.

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Once upon a time, I was her mentor,
urging her to embrace more drama.

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And now, she tells me,
"No drama in my presence!"

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Well, it's all about time.
Back then, she used to learn from me.

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-Now?
-Now, I'm learning from her.

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We're a very ideal couple, you know?

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Nowadays, do you know what parents do
to arrange an ideal match?

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-What?
-They match the birth charts for sure.

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Along with that,
they match their professions too.

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For example,
if the boy is a software engineer,

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they look for a girl who is
also a software engineer

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-so that they understand each other.
-Indeed.

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And they understand each other so soon

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that the software which should
have been developed after five years

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is produced in a year!

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They understand each other.

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You know, athlete couples are the best.

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Firstly, it's hard to pair them up.

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If the boy is running after the girl,
she runs faster.

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Finally, when he catches up to her,
she makes the man run.

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"Go and get me some coriander.
Get me some yogurt."

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If both husband and wife
are Kabaddi players,

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they keep pulling each other's legs.

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I have a friend who plays Kabaddi.

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His wife used to be a Kabaddi player too.

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She told me, <i>"Paaji,</i> there's a problem."
I asked her, "What happened?"

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She said,
"We are unable to plan a family."

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I asked her, "Why?"

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She said, "In the evening,
when he comes to me wearing a loincloth,

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he touches me and then runs away,
chanting the word Kabaddi."

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Oh, God!

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You know, if both the husband and wife

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are doctors,
they understand each other well.

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The wife will call once
and ask, "Hello, where are you?"

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"I'm in the operation theater."
"Okay, focus on your operation."

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-That's it.
-Indeed.

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However, if the husband is a doctor
and the wife is in a different profession,

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she won't believe it.

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She will be enraged.
"What do you mean you are operating?"

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"Why don't your operations ever end?"

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"You were even operating
when my sister came from Canada."

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"You were performing an operation
on my parents' anniversary as well."

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"It's my brother's wedding today,
and you are still operating on someone!"

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"Are you the only doctor in the world?"

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"What do you even
have to do while operating?"

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"You just have to tear the stomach open
and stitch it back up."

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It enrages the man.

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He says, "If that's the case,
why don't you perform the operation?"

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Then the patient under anesthesia
wakes up and says, "No, doctor."

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"You will stitch my stomach."

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"But if your wife tears you apart,
who will stitch you up? You should go."

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Baby, which one do I buy?
Green or yellow?

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The green one looks good.

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You like the green one?
I like the yellow one more.

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Well, the yellow one is good too.
Buy that.

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But you just said
that the green one is better.

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You picked the yellow one
just because I mentioned it.

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No... Okay, the green one is good.
Buy the green one.

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So, I always have to go
along with what you want?

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You don't care
that I prefer the yellow one?

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Baby, why do you want me to decide?
My choice is bad.

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Your choice is bad?
I'm your choice, right?

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{\an8}Both of them are good. Let's get both.

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{\an8}-I don't want either!
-What?

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{\an8}Hello, guys.

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{\an8}-A big round of applause!
-Kapil sir!

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Rajkummar and...

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Hi! Welcome! Welcome!

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A big round of applause
for Janhvi Kapoor and Rajkummar Rao!

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Welcome.

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Before you arrived,
I was talking about the changes

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a man and woman experience
after they get married.

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After marriage, a wife's choice
becomes her husband's choice.

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And such couples are ideal couples.

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In <i>Mr. and Mrs. Mahi,</i>

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Rajkummar Rao <i>sahab</i>
and Janhvi <i>ji</i> are playing one such couple.

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A big round of applause for them.

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-How do you like our airport?
-It's amazing.

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I mean, it has gone international.

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-Available in 192 countries.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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-International.
-"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"

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<i>Bhai,</i> does this airport
remind you of something?

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When did you experience
your first ever flight?

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Yeah. Actually, I took my first flight
very late in my life.

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-I see.
-I was 21 or 22 years old.

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I was going to the film institute in Pune.

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Your first flight was six years
before mine. I was 27.

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Oh, amazing!

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So, you were going to Pune?

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I was going to the film institute
in Pune to fill out the form.

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I had a lot of fun.

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First, we argued about
who would get the window seat.

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But it was quite fun.
When there was turbulence,

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we were afraid the plane might crash.

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-You remember God at that time.
-Yes, absolutely.

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Even if a person is an atheist...

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He remembers God at that time.

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I won't ask Janhvi
when she took her first flight.

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I'm sure she flew when she was a child.
Let me ask you a different question.

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Have you ever traveled by bus?

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Yes, I have.

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Which bus was it?

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There is a scene in <i>Dhadak</i> where I...

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In a film!

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Normally, local trains in Mumbai are...

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We went together in a local train, right?

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-Yes, correct.
-Was that for promotion?

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-No.
-No, it was for travel.

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-Was it a local train or a metro?
-A metro.

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And I have traveled by local train.

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On a school trip,

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we took a local train to Hyderabad.

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You went to Hyderabad for school trips?

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We used to be taken to another corner
of the same city.

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-If the school is situated here...
-It would be some park.

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They would take us to a park
far away for picnics.

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We would unwind and bring out the chips.
That was our school trip.

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We would eat and sit under the sun.

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-It's fun traveling on a bus.
-Indeed.

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When I used to do theater,

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I used to travel from Gurugram to Delhi
for three years in crowded buses.

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And it would be like this. You would
hold on to the bus with one hand.

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If another vehicle passed by,
there was no guarantee of safety.

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People would keep pushing.
It happens in local trains too.

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I've experienced this ever since.
In Haryana Roadways...

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-Actually.
-...you push people to get onto the bus.

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Then you somehow manage
to get inside the bus. But it's fun.

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Actually, he's right.

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Janhvi, if you ever get a chance,
go to Andheri station.

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You don't need to get on the train.

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-Just stand.
-Just stand there.

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People will push you in.
They'll push you out too.

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Sometimes, you might end up
getting down a couple of stations later.

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You two look quite lovely together.

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In <i>Mr. and Mrs. Mahi,</i> they are playing
the role of a married couple.

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Amazingly, both of them
share the same interest.

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It's cricket.

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Normally, it's the opposite. The husband
and wife have different interests.

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For example, Archana <i>ji</i>
loves beating people up.

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-Does Parmeet like being beaten up?
-No, Parmeet sir likes to wash clothes.

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He doesn't really like washing clothes.

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If he doesn't wash them,
he gets beaten up.

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So, that's the case.

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Rajkummar's wife, Patralekha,
is also an actress.

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-Yes, and what a wonderful actor she is!
-Tell me something.

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-Thank you!
-Indeed!

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<i>-Bhai,</i> tell me something.
-Yeah.

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Are there advantages or disadvantages
to being from the same profession?

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I think there are benefits.

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-Okay.
-Especially in our industry.

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You know there is no time restraint here.

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-Right.
-I was watching one of your episodes

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in which Ginni mentioned she doesn't know
what happens once you leave home.

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-Yes.
-So, trusting each other is important.

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-Yes.
-It's an understanding.

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If we were not in the same profession,
she would say, "You never come home."

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"Is this a guest house for you?"

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If you're in the same profession,
you can't lie easily.

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After all, she knows what you are doing

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and about the things
that can happen on the set.

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"You didn't have time
to call me in nine hours?"

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"Even I go on shoots. A camera
can't go on rolling for nine hours."

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Janhvi, would you like to choose
a partner with the same interests as you?

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The <i>shikhar</i> you are at right now...

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-Yes, Jahnvi!
-Are you happy there?

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I mean, I...

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-What do you think, Jahnvi?
-Your fans want to know.

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I'm very happy with the <i>shikhar</i>
I'm at in my life right now.

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That's great! On that note,
I welcome you to the show!

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Please be seated.

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<i>Bhai,</i> did you always want to be an actor?
Or did anyone provoke you?

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-Shah Rukh Khan sir provoked me.
-Okay.

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I used to follow his journey.
I watched his films.

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I used to think that a boy
from Delhi had reached new heights.

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-I was always interested in acting.
-Okay.

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Since the tenth grade, I've been certain
about pursuing this path.

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It has always been my dream.

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I enrolled in theater and film school,
followed by my move to Mumbai.

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Then I struggled. And now, I'm working.

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Janhvi, you... Your mother, Sridevi <i>ji,</i>

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was a legendary actor in this industry.

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When you were younger, did you tell her
that you wanted to become an actor?

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For many years, she made efforts
to steer me away from pursuing this path.

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-I see.
-So, whenever I would dress up

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and dance or act in front of the mirror,
she would always say,

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"Do you know what my dream is?
I want you to become a doctor."

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I would tell her,
"Yes, Mom. I will become a doctor."

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"I will portray the role of a doctor
in a film."

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So, you always knew
that you would become an actor.

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Yes, and along the way,
I veered off course

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because whenever I met someone,
they would say,

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"Yes, you will become an actress.
You are Sridevi's daughter."

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"You will surely become an actress."

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That would infuriate me. I would wonder
why people were making decisions for me.

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So, during that time, I acted in real life

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by saying I wanted to be
a psychologist, and so on.

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-But after everything...
-So, did a psychologist convince you?

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-Did they say...
-I didn't get to that stage.

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I've heard that someone
scammed Rajkummar <i>bhai</i>

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by taking 10,000 rupees from him,
promising to make him an actor.

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-Yes. Yes, in Delhi.
-Is that so?

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Did you find him
after you became an actor?

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No, I didn't. It was quite dramatic.

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I used to cycle from Gurugram to Delhi.

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I had read a newspaper clipping
about a show being made for Zee TV.

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And I was in the 11th grade, I think.

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I didn't know the difference between TV
and films. I just wanted to act.

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I called and they invited me
to meet with them.

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I rode my bicycle
all the way to South Extension.

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It was a typical office.

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The man there had a photo with everyone

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from Gulshan Grover to Raza Murad.
I thought he knew everyone.

231
00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:51,040
He got my photo shoot done.

232
00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,520
He said it would cost me 10,000 rupees
for a photo shoot.

233
00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:57,640
My mother borrowed money
and gave me 10,000 rupees.

234
00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,480
He even got my photo shoot done
at Kalindi Kunj Park.

235
00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:04,120
Then I got a call informing me
that I had been selected.

236
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:07,280
I was on my knees, thinking I had
made it in life and I was all set.

237
00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:08,800
As I said,
I followed Shah Rukh Khan sir.

238
00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,200
He went from television to cinema.

239
00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,720
-Yes.
-So, I thought I was set for life.

240
00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,560
After three days, when I went
to meet him, the place was empty.

241
00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,400
That office was locked.
No one was there.

242
00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,360
I asked the people around
what had happened.

243
00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,737
They said, "Hey, what happened?
Are you here for acting?"

244
00:11:21,862 --> 00:11:23,240
I said, "Yes."
They said, "Well, they ran away."

245
00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,040
-Oh, my God!
-He turned out to be an actor too.

246
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,000
Absolutely.

247
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,920
This is your second film together.
In <i>Roohi,</i> she played a ghost.

248
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,000
-Yes.
-In this film, she plays your wife.

249
00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,320
So, what...

250
00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,360
-Did she...
-There isn't a lot of difference.

251
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:40,480
Did she scare you more
as a ghost or as a wife?

252
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:45,840
In <i>Roohi,</i> even though she
was a ghost, I was in love with her.

253
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,560
In this film, she is my wife. As you said,
she has played a ghost and my wife.

254
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,920
I love her a lot in the film. And I...

255
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,560
-Ghost or wife?
-I got it.

256
00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,280
Be it a ghost or a wife,
it's all the same when you're in love.

257
00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,680
It's love. Hey, it's love!

258
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:03,760
I mean my love for her is the same.

259
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:09,720
In this film, Mr. and Mrs. Mahi
share a great relationship.

260
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:13,960
All the couples sitting over there
will be able to relate to it.

261
00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,440
-It's the story of this era.
-Yes.

262
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:18,560
It's a beautiful, new-age love story,
and a family film.

263
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,800
It's a dream that we dream together.

264
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:25,600
Our tagline is, "Sometimes, you need
two people to fulfill one dream."

265
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,560
-So, we are those people.
-Wow, that's a very good

266
00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,160
-description of marriage.
-True.

267
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,480
Janhvi, during <i>Roohi,</i> you had said

268
00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,360
that you wouldn't work
with Rajkummar again.

269
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:41,000
Because, as always, those people
keep looking for a scandalous headline.

270
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,680
They asked me,
"Who would you never work with?"

271
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:49,080
I said Rajkummar Rao. I thought
our film would be promoted for free.

272
00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:54,320
But later, I said that
I didn't want to work with him

273
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:58,040
because he is such a talented
and capable actor that

274
00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:02,760
after working on a scene with him,
you realize that you are a novice.

275
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:05,920
That's not the case at all.

276
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,560
Now praise me!

277
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:11,000
That's not true. You must see
Janhvi's work in <i>Mr. and Mrs. Mahi.</i>

278
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,800
I think it's her best work to date.

279
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,840
-I would love to work with her again.
-Amazing.

280
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,320
-What happened?
-Dad, I won't go!

281
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:37,440
Wait.

282
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,800
She is crying
because of the melancholic music.

283
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,400
Why are you crying?

284
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,720
It's a rehearsal.

285
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,560
-A rehearsal?
-For what?

286
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:50,160
Actually, Archana <i>ji,</i>
I met an astrologer this morning.

287
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:54,440
He said, "You will meet
your <i>sapno ka rajkummar</i> today."

288
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,280
Yes.

289
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,040
-So?
-So, I'm scared

290
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,640
that I might laugh during my <i>vidai.</i>

291
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,000
So, I'm rehearsing...

292
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,520
I...

293
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,640
-Hi, Janhvi!
-Hi!

294
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,880
-Hi, how are you?
-I'm good. How are you?

295
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,240
Hi, Rajkummar. How are you?

296
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,840
I'm good. How are you?

297
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:20,080
First class. Do you know something?
This morning, an astrologer told me...

298
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,800
-What?
-"...You will meet your <i>sapno ka..."</i>

299
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,200
Rajkummar!

300
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,680
Rajkummar!

301
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,280
Don't look at him like that.

302
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,640
-Mona, he's a married man. Hello!
-That's not a problem. I'm unmarried.

303
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,320
So, it's all right.

304
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:50,360
The way you are playing Janhvi's husband,

305
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,000
-in the same way, you can be mine as well.
-He did it while shooting.

306
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,640
Yes, you have to shoot with me too.

307
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:58,000
After the shoot, I myself am someone's
husband! Everyone knows that!

308
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:06,120
Listen to me. He's not your Rajkummar.
Just go and fly your plane.

309
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,880
-Kaps, we need a pilot for that.
-Why?

310
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,320
Do I fling the passengers
using a slingshot?

311
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:16,120
Their airline is so cheap.
People have so many complaints.

312
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,520
The other day, they had to land
in Dubai, but they landed in Thailand.

313
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,360
-A different country!
-Hey, it was because of the air force.

314
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:25,160
-Air force? What do you mean?
-Our plane flies using the force of air.

315
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,800
So, it went directly
to Thailand from Dubai.

316
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,440
Yes, what's the issue?

317
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:33,200
Both countries are known for their oil.

318
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:40,120
-Anyway, Janhvi, I love your films.
-Really?

319
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,640
-Yes. In <i>Mili,</i> you played Mili.
-Yes.

320
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,520
-You were stuck in it.
-Yes.

321
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,120
In <i>Trapped,</i> you were trapped
in an apartment room.

322
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:50,520
-Correct.
-I was also stuck because of an apartment.

323
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,000
-When did this happen?
-I was stuck with a rich man.

324
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:58,560
Yes, he told me that
he would buy me an apartment.

325
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:03,360
-Yes.
-After that, we went on a trip to Goa.

326
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:06,440
I went clubbing with him.

327
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,720
After that, I told him,
"Buy me an apartment."

328
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,160
He said, "Sure.
1 BHK is worth 1,5 crore rupees,

329
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,960
and 2,5 BHK is worth 3 crore rupees."

330
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,560
He turned out to be a broker!

331
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,880
This is a big problem.

332
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,600
There is no one for poor people like us.

333
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,320
You see, I'm a woman.

334
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,920
Even I want...

335
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:39,000
I want someone to love me.
I want to meet my prince charming.

336
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,240
Oh, my.

337
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,240
<i>Khuda Hafiz.</i>

338
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,160
Stop it. I'm at the edge!
What are you doing?

339
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,000
What has happened to you?

340
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:27,800
The same thing that happened
to Romeo because of Juliet.

341
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,560
Oh! So, were you beaten up too?

342
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,280
You are so naive! Just wait a minute.

343
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:39,040
Let me tell you that I'm Chef Dhaniya Lal.

344
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:42,360
Normally, I cook for our guests.

345
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,760
But today,
I have made something for Mona.

346
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,320
-Oh, my.
-Is that so?

347
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,080
What did you make for me?

348
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,120
Mood.

349
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,600
I'm in the mood to marry you.

350
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:01,040
His expressions clearly suggest
that he is in the mood for a honeymoon.

351
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,840
Dhaniya Lal, does this mean you had
bad intentions toward me all along?

352
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,680
-You had bad intentions toward me?
-Hey, what are you saying?

353
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,800
I've never had any
lecherous intentions toward you.

354
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,080
Well, then you should!

355
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,240
A man has lascivious thoughts
about his girlfriend.

356
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,760
Rajkummar <i>ji,</i> I have
looked at girls like this.

357
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:28,520
However, if you teach me how to look
at them in a different and coy manner...

358
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,840
-Sure.
-How do I look at her coyly?

359
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,960
-In a different manner.
-So, you want to look at her coyly.

360
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,800
-Come, let's try.
-Yes, please. Let's try.

361
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,800
Firstly, the girl should be worthy
of being gazed at.

362
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,440
-Well, anyway, let's assume.
-Let's assume.

363
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,000
Let's assume that this boy...
I mean this girl

364
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,160
-is worthy of being gazed at.
-Okay.

365
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,400
But be respectful.

366
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,960
-That's important.
-Look at her but be very respectful.

367
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,240
-Respectfully.
-You can mix love with respect.

368
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:54,200
Okay.

369
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,800
Then add a little passion.

370
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,280
Then go near her...

371
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,680
and look into her eyes.

372
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:08,760
Don't do that.

373
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:16,640
Listen, what did you write in that film?

374
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,640
-Which film? Right.
-"Oh, lady! Come tomorrow."

375
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,840
If you keep gazing at me,
I won't be able to stop myself!

376
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,840
-Try now.
-I have learned it.

377
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,240
-Go on...
-Let me see.

378
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,480
-Thank you!
-Don't worry. All the best!

379
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,240
When he looked at me,

380
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,920
I got butterflies in my stomach.

381
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,080
Your gaze is giving me
acid reflux. Really.

382
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,000
What is this?

383
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:58,760
But you know, as a girl,
I can't break his heart.

384
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,640
It doesn't feel right.

385
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:01,920
Dhaniya Lal, come here.

386
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:06,720
Listen up. If you loved me,
why didn't you ever tell me?

387
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,680
You never understand!

388
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,280
I told you so many times.

389
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:14,520
Once, I gave her a rose,
but she gave me 25 rupees in return.

390
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:19,240
Who gives a girl a rose
at a traffic signal?

391
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,040
I thought you were selling it.

392
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,720
Mona...

393
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,600
I swear I can do anything for you.

394
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,160
Can you do anything for me?

395
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:36,680
Now, get up for me.

396
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,640
Get up without any support.

397
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,600
Wait a minute.

398
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,680
Janhvi, did you see that?
Everyone has a different fate.

399
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,520
One is fated to be with Pahariya...

400
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:09,360
while the other is fated
to be with this rotund man!

401
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,120
Yeah! There you go. I got up.

402
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:25,840
Janhvi, this is my first time talking
to a boy, and I'm finding it difficult.

403
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,520
Could you talk to him,
pretending to be my sister?

404
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,840
-So, do I test him?
-Yes.

405
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,560
-Unbelievable.
-What is your educational qualification?

406
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,760
-Well, I...
-You need not ask about his education.

407
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,920
It's not a big deal.
A man should have skills.

408
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,040
Yes, how many properties do you own?

409
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:49,040
I'm not a wealthy man.
I don't have anything special.

410
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,120
Well, I don't like him that much.

411
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:52,520
No?

412
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:56,800
Yes, but before his death, my grandfather
left behind land worth two crore rupees.

413
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,920
He seems to be good-hearted.

414
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,680
I don't own it.
It was bequeathed under my uncle's name.

415
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:09,080
Even a goat has a good heart.
It's not a big deal.

416
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:13,880
Since my uncle has no children,
he sees me as his son.

417
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,520
I can't marry a goat.
I have to marry a man.

418
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,760
The day before yesterday,
my uncle lost that land in a gamble.

419
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,800
When the man is not good enough,
you might as well marry a goat.

420
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,960
Yesterday, when he gambled again,
he won double the amount.

421
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,480
Just tell me whether
you have the property or not!

422
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:41,200
-Do you have the land?
-I have the land. I do.

423
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,800
-Where is it?
-Well, here's the deal.

424
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:47,520
You see, it is 5000 feet under the sea.

425
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,200
Was your grandfather an octopus?

426
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:56,480
Are you some kind of shrimp?
Or am I a mermaid who can live underwater?

427
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,160
-You're talking nonsense!
-I'll get the water drained. It's not...

428
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,320
Rajkummar, let me tell you.
If he does own a property,

429
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,240
I will have to marry him.

430
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,080
-I'll take your leave.
-No, listen to me!

431
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,120
I can do it. It's not a big deal.

432
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,160
This is your second film together

433
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:19,080
and you must have observed
each other a lot while working together.

434
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,160
Our viewers have sent some questions.
Let me mix them up.

435
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,400
Otherwise, it may seem rigged.

436
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,040
This is the first note.

437
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,520
"Rajkummar, what is
Janhvi's hidden talent?"

438
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,720
I think, in real life, she is very funny.

439
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:35,720
And it's nice to see her display,
as we say around here, tomfoolery.

440
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,400
Can you tell us about
Rajkummar's hidden talent?

441
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:49,120
He is so talented
that I don't think anything is hidden.

442
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,080
Many times, when an actor
arrives on set, especially myself,

443
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,600
I always memorize
the dialogues beforehand.

444
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:58,080
If any change is made on the set,
I get very flustered.

445
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,320
But he just needs a second.
I still remember this.

446
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:06,160
-In <i>Roohi,</i> I think there was a monologue.
-Yeah.

447
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,920
And they had just printed the scene
five minutes ago,

448
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,600
and I think he had not seen it.

449
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,360
He just saw the scene for a second.

450
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,000
"Okay, ready. Take."

451
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,800
He enacted it fluently.
It was an emotional scene,

452
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,880
so he started crying too,
while I was lying on his lap like a corpse

453
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,120
for the entire scene.

454
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,840
I kept glancing at him sneakily

455
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,800
-wondering how it was happening!
-How it was happening!

456
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:37,480
"What is something that he always
keeps in his vanity van or his bag?"

457
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,480
Yes, you bring your cooker
along in your van, right?

458
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,320
-A cooker?
-A cooker?

459
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,160
It's not a pressure cooker.
It's a steam cooker.

460
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,360
I use it to cook quinoa or red rice.

461
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,600
-Yes.
-Do you cook it there?

462
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,600
Yeah. I cook it right outside
my vanity van.

463
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,720
-That's the secret behind your fitness.
-Yes.

464
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,080
Raj!

465
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,280
Is there anything
that she always carries?

466
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,817
She always travels
with her Pilates equipment.

467
00:25:02,867 --> 00:25:04,692
Many times, when I'd go
to the hotel gym to work out,

468
00:25:04,842 --> 00:25:06,117
I'd see Pilates equipment
set up over there.

469
00:25:06,367 --> 00:25:08,680
-Oh, wow!
-She's a fitness freak. We all know that.

470
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,720
Is that so?
I thought Pilates was a type of food.

471
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,200
That's all I've ever seen.

472
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:16,800
Pilates!

473
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,640
Janhvi, what does Pilates entail?

474
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,840
Basically, there is a machine.

475
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,840
You can use it
for all types of exercises.

476
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,400
-Okay.
-It's good for your joints.

477
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,760
It's a big machine.
How do you carry it around?

478
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,160
It goes in the truck with other things.

479
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,280
Yeah, okay.

480
00:25:33,662 --> 00:25:35,160
She sends it
in the production department's truck.

481
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,120
She sends it beforehand.

482
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,520
Sometimes, she herself
arrives here in the truck!

483
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,320
"What irritates Janhvi the most?"

484
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:47,920
I think bad food.

485
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,080
-Bad food?
-She loves to eat.

486
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,720
You don't seem to be someone
who eats more than one meal a day.

487
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,400
Pilates.

488
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,440
She loves to eat,
but she exercises as well. Nice!

489
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,640
Okay, you are playing a married couple.

490
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,560
Even if it's in a film, people start
recognizing each other's signals.

491
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,520
I will give you a few props.

492
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,400
She will show them to you.
She won't know about them.

493
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,280
You have to see them
and enact them for her.

494
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,200
-Okay.
-Bring in the props.

495
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,120
<i>Bhai,</i> you will pick up a board.
You won't see its contents.

496
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,640
-Correct, Janhvi will.
-Show it to the audience

497
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:30,640
-and Janhvi.
-And Janhvi.

498
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,800
Janhvi, you have to explain
the contents of the board to him.

499
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:34,880
I have to explain, so...

500
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,597
-It will have names of dishes.
-It's like dumb charades.

501
00:26:36,715 --> 00:26:38,007
-Dumb charades...
-Yes, like dumb charades.

502
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,200
{\an8}This is going to be difficult.

503
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:43,840
{\an8}Yes!

504
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,000
It's a food.

505
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,160
One word. Half.

506
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:50,960
We're breaking the word.
The second half.

507
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,080
{\an8}Ghost? Fear?

508
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,920
-Ghost?
-No!

509
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,000
Don't put this enactment in the trailer.

510
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:04,600
First half. Hungry?

511
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,520
{\an8}Demon? Gorilla?

512
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,120
No, something similar.

513
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:10,920
{\an8}-Similar to a gorilla? Monkey?
-No.

514
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,560
What is it called?

515
00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:19,240
{\an8}Cuddle? Puppy? Dog?

516
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,480
{\an8}I know what she's doing.

517
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:21,960
{\an8}Child? Baby?

518
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,640
{\an8}Which animal?

519
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,720
{\an8}Monkey, dog, gorilla,
horse, crow, cow!

520
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,400
It's a huge animal.
It lives in the wild.

521
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,960
-Lion? <i>Bhaloo?</i>
-Yes!

522
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,160
<i>-Bhaloo!</i>
-Yes.

523
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,360
<i>-Bhaloo.</i> Okay.
-Now, the second half.

524
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,560
{\an8}<i>-Balushahi!</i>
-Yeah!

525
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:44,560
Not bad!

526
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,760
-Oh, no!
-What is this?

527
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,960
-Explain it in gestures!
-What is this?

528
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,320
-This is a dish.
-Gujarati.

529
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,800
-It's a Gujarati dish.
-Okay. Anyway, one word.

530
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,600
{\an8}One word. A food item.

531
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:05,000
{\an8}<i>Ghanti?</i> Lots of bells.

532
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,040
<i>Ghanti? Ghanta?</i>

533
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,800
{\an8}Plural.

534
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:13,920
{\an8}<i>Ghante?</i>

535
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:22,560
See.

536
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,400
Me? I'm a girl.

537
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:30,080
There are many girls. Girls?

538
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,000
{\an8}Plural? <i>Ghantiyan?</i>

539
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,880
{\an8}<i>-Ghantiyan?</i>
-Yes, correct! <i>Ghantiyan.</i>

540
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,760
-No.
-It's <i>ghantiyan.</i>

541
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,400
Look, it's <i>"gan-thi-ya."</i>

542
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:52,280
Very good clueing. But this is <i>ganthiya.</i>

543
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,760
-But, Janhvi, don't you know <i>ganthiya?</i>
-No.

544
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,277
-You must have had it some time.
-The picture...

545
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,400
-Raj...
-Show me the picture.

546
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,240
<i>-Ganthiya.</i>
-Oh, yes, my dad eats them

547
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,040
and I keep throwing them away.

548
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,880
But nicely done. <i>"Ghantiyan."</i>

549
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,800
-Whose turn is it now?
-It's his turn.

550
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,600
-The reaction was huge.
-Show it to me.

551
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,480
Two words. First word.

552
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,320
{\an8}<i>Sona? Sohan halwa?</i>

553
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,600
{\an8}<i>Soan papdi?</i>

554
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:28,800
-First word.
-First word.

555
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:30,800
{\an8}He keeps sleeping?

556
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:32,840
-It's one word.
-Okay.

557
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,320
{\an8}<i>-Soya?</i>
-Yes!

558
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,240
Yes!

559
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:38,840
Soya beans?

560
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:39,920
-No, second...
<i>-Soya chaap?</i>

561
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:41,320
Yes!

562
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,080
{\an8}What is it now?

563
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,840
-Yes.
-Why am I getting such names?

564
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,560
Show it to me. I have never had this.

565
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,040
One word. A food item.

566
00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,440
<i>Dandiya?</i>

567
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:02,640
<i>Dhokla?</i>

568
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,520
-Where am I from?
-Gujarat.

569
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,520
-Yes.
-Yes. So, <i>dhokla?</i>

570
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,000
-No.
<i>-Fafda?</i>

571
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,080
<i>Thepla?</i>

572
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,760
Yes, I knew you would do this!

573
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,560
-Shah Rukh sir?
-No.

574
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,960
-Shah? Rukh?
-Yes.

575
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:20,720
-Khan?
-Yes.

576
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:21,880
{\an8}Khan.

577
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,000
{\an8}-"Khan". And the second half?
-The first half.

578
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,680
-Janh-vi.
-Yes, Janhvi!

579
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,840
<i>-Khandvi!</i>
-Yes!

580
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:43,520
{\an8}It's a Gujarati dish.

581
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:44,880
{\an8}<i>Dhokla?</i>

582
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,400
{\an8}<i>Khandvi?</i>

583
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,800
Why didn't I watch <i>3 Idiots</i> properly?

584
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,840
<i>Dhokla, khandvi...</i>

585
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:55,920
Yes!

586
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,600
{\an8}What am I using to breathe?

587
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,040
{\an8}<i>Fefda?</i>

588
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,600
{\an8}<i>-"Fefda!"
-Fafda!</i>

589
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,680
{\an8}<i>-Fafda!
-Fefda.</i>

590
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,720
-Okay, the last one.
-Last one.

591
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,200
-Nice! I love it.
-Nice!

592
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,520
{\an8}Two words.

593
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,000
-Second word.
-Second word.

594
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:28,560
Bhangra?

595
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,400
{\an8}<i>-Balle, balle?</i>
-Yes.

596
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,440
Yes!

597
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,560
<i>Aarti? Dahi?</i>

598
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:41,800
<i>-Dahi bhalle!</i>
-Yes!

599
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,600
-Superb!
-Wow!

600
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,480
-Both the teams have the same points.
-Good clueing and good guessing.

601
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,760
-Very good.
-Okay, all of you know

602
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,000
that Janhvi has a great fan following.

603
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,080
Wherever she goes,
be it a gym or anywhere else,

604
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,400
the media follows her a lot.

605
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,560
"Janhvi <i>ji,</i> look here.
Janhvi <i>ji,</i> over here."

606
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:00,840
One man didn't even have a camera.

607
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,782
He said, "Janhvi <i>ji,</i> here."
She looked at him and he went...

608
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,880
He took her photo with his eyes.

609
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,840
Janhvi, have you ever been offered
free gym access?

610
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,960
Maybe they offered you free workouts
with the condition

611
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,760
that they would charge double
to those who join because of you.

612
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:18,400
-I'm sure you get such offers.
-I don't know about double the fee,

613
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,600
but the gym I go to
provides me with free training.

614
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,880
Recently, we saw your video.
When Rihanna came to India,

615
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,560
you were dancing with her on "Zingaat."

616
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,280
-Yes.
-Did you tell her the meaning of "Zingaat"

617
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,840
or did she think it was some seafood?

618
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,520
<i>-Jhinga!</i>
-Right?

619
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,120
No, I had an amazing interaction with her.

620
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:43,000
After her performance,
she came down to meet all of us

621
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,200
because she wanted to join the party.

622
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,000
So, when she came down,
all of us started shouting,

623
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,240
"Rihanna! Rihanna!"

624
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,920
-Then she pointed at me.
-Wow.

625
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,880
And she started walking towards me.

626
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:58,680
I was scared,
wondering if I had done something wrong.

627
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,280
-What did she say?
-And then she said,

628
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,040
"I see you on Instagram all the time."

629
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:04,880
-Wow!
-I was like, "Me?"

630
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,880
And then, she was like...

631
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,120
She said, "Yes, you are so hot!"

632
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,680
"And the way you wave..."
She imitated my wave.

633
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,640
I wondered, "What is happening here?"

634
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,520
I wanted to go home! I was done!

635
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,760
After that,
nothing better could have happened!

636
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,320
How much could I have danced?
What else could I have done?

637
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:30,600
Then my friends told me
to take a picture with her.

638
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:34,120
I went to her timidly and asked,
"Can I take a photo?"

639
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,880
And at that moment,
"Zingaat" started playing.

640
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,160
-So, I told her this is my song.
-Your song.

641
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,520
And she said, "So then dance!"
So, we danced, and that video was made.

642
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:43,760
Amazing.

643
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,320
She must have asked, "Where is Kapil
when the entire world is here?"

644
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,080
-She was looking for you.
-Bad luck for her.

645
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,880
<i>-Bhai,</i> you have shot many films in India.
-Yes.

646
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,640
When you got an offer
from Dharma Productions,

647
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,960
did you put your sweaters out in the sun,
thinking you would go to Switzerland?

648
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,920
Did you think about it for an instant?

649
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,920
I thought about it. I imagined
that I'd wear a chiffon saree...

650
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:12,120
-You?
-...and dance in the snow.

651
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,400
Well, if it can be done on your show,
we can do it too, right?

652
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,880
I've never seen you in a film

653
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,560
where you would disembark
from a chartered plane

654
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:22,412
on a beach, sunbathing
with cigars and wine lying around.

655
00:34:22,487 --> 00:34:23,640
We would like to see you play

656
00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:25,600
-such a character.
-In <i>The White Tiger,</i> didn't you...

657
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,000
No, there was no chartered plane in it.

658
00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:28,920
-Hollywood...
-No chartered plane!

659
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,240
You see, I tell the stories
of ordinary people.

660
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,200
Janhvi, you have got
your perfect partner in the film.

661
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,040
There are some crazy young men here.

662
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:47,000
They believe they deserve
an opportunity to impress you.

663
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,800
Only if you approve of it.
If you allow me, shall I call them

664
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,480
-to take part in this <i>svayamvara?</i>
-One hundred percent.

665
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,040
Come on, whoever wishes to.

666
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,120
Hello.

667
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:14,720
Okay, listen up. You are here
to meet our princess, Janhvi.

668
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:18,320
So, you should feel the same.
You have to act royal. Okay?

669
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,560
Whoever puts on the costume first
will propose to her first.

670
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:21,920
One! Two! Three! Four!

671
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,880
Welcome, Your Majesty!

672
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:28,920
-Your Majesty...
-Hi, Janhvi.

673
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:29,840
Hi.

674
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,160
You can't go near her
until the <i>svayamvara</i> concludes.

675
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,040
Your Majesty, stand there and speak.

676
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,920
Tell us. Where are you from?
What is your name?

677
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,000
-Which...
-Hi, Janhvi.

678
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:40,960
-Hello.
-I'm Anshuman.

679
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,160
-Nice to meet you.
-Anshuman.

680
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:43,960
Which empire are you from?
Where are you from?

681
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,120
-Indraprastha, Delhi.
-Oh, wow!

682
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:49,520
Yeah. So, the meaning
of my name is "sun's first ray."

683
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,800
So, I will be the sun
and you will be the ray.

684
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:54,160
How sweet.

685
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,360
Did someone tell you to say this?

686
00:35:58,600 --> 00:35:59,960
Or did you think of it on your own?

687
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,800
-What do you do?
-I'm a banker.

688
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,200
And I'm ready to deposit Janhvi's heart.

689
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,840
Oh, wow!

690
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,680
How will you keep our princess happy?

691
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:19,360
So... I cook good food. And as
Rajkummar sir also said, you love food.

692
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,880
So, we will be a perfect match.

693
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,720
-Will you make me laugh?
-Yes.

694
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,480
-How? Tell her a joke.
-How will you make her laugh?

695
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,360
I don't know how to tell jokes, sir.

696
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:28,880
Then how will you make her laugh?

697
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,280
You can't tell jokes? Do you sweat or not?

698
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,320
Would you lend me your jacket

699
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,560
-if I'm feeling cold?
-Yes, sure.

700
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,527
-He's wearing a borrowed one himself.
-Give it to me. I'm cold.

701
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,880
-Stand here. Go ahead.
-I could have put it on myself.

702
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,360
Thank you.

703
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:56,280
No, this is enough.

704
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:00,880
-This looks nice on you.
-It's looking really cool!

705
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:06,320
Anshuman, I am rejecting you
with a minus zero!

706
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,400
You can forget about her.
Come. Welcome, Your Majesty!

707
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,080
Come over here. How are you?

708
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:15,080
Did you attach the sword or is it stuck?

709
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:21,960
That sword is as sharp as wit.

710
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,920
Handle it with care,
or it might give you a pointed argument!

711
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,880
Ma'am, I can do anything for you.
I can even knock out 50 push-ups.

712
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,720
-Shall I?
-Fifty push-ups?

713
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:33,840
However many you'd like.

714
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,640
Is she looking for a husband
or a trainer?

715
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,200
-I can do everything, sir.
-Even she can do push-ups.

716
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,520
She practices Pilates.

717
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,080
Then make me laugh.

718
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:42,600
-Make you laugh?
-Yes.

719
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:43,600
I just...

720
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,960
There you go. You laughed, ma'am!

721
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:50,440
Prince, you didn't tell us your name.

722
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,840
I am Prince Aryan Motwani.

723
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,640
What do you do? You didn't tell us.

724
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,400
I'm a prince. Why would I work?

725
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,080
-Hey, don't I work?
-Sir...

726
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,880
Sir, you're a more prominent figure.

727
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,000
I'm a student.
I just finished 12th grade.

728
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,720
First, finish your graduation. Come on.

729
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:07,880
Come on.

730
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,200
Firstly, greetings to you, Janhvi <i>ji.</i>

731
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:14,800
-Greetings.
-Greetings, everyone.

732
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,720
-I'm from Gwalior.
-Gwalior?

733
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,560
Gwalior, Madhya Pradesh.
And my name is Ishant Niruti.

734
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,760
-Are you trying to woo him or me?
-Ishant.

735
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,520
-You. I'm done talking to him.
-You've just been looking at him.

736
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,720
Kapil sir will support me, ma'am.

737
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:30,160
Don't you think it's too late
for you to get married?

738
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,560
-I'm available.
-You should have married thrice by now.

739
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,480
Well, kings marry multiple times.

740
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,040
How will you keep our princess happy?

741
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,520
-I'll take her on a trip abroad.
-She has already had many trips.

742
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:41,560
I'll take her on more trips.

743
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,520
-How many countries have you been to?
-Four countries.

744
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:49,560
-Which ones?
-Malaysia, Indonesia,

745
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:52,440
Thailand, and Asia.

746
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,960
Princess, what would you like to say?

747
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,560
Think about it.
I will take you to foreign countries.

748
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,440
He disapproves of you.

749
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,080
Who is he? You tell me.

750
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,520
-Wow, you are lovely.
-Yes.

751
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:17,760
-Go over there.
-You are humorous.

752
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,200
-Go there.
-Okay.

753
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:27,240
Your Majesty, I have recognized you.
You are the paper boy from Kandivali.

754
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:32,840
-Your Majesty, what is your name?
-Prince Chirag.

755
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,880
Prince Chirag,
who shut your mouth with a lock?

756
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,240
Tell us what you will do...

757
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,520
I'm from the empire
of Kathiawar, Gujarat.

758
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:41,840
-Oh, wow.
-You're from Gujarat.

759
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,400
Your Majesty, what do you do?

760
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,920
I'm a CS, and I'm studying LLB now.

761
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,160
How will you keep our princess happy?

762
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,480
I will manage all her financial matters.

763
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,840
-In the family, we have a CA, MBA...
-So, you are eyeing her money!

764
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,880
Princess, will you
decapitate him or shall I do it?

765
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,920
Is he your army commander or a soldier?

766
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,400
Her family has entrusted me
with the responsibility of caring for her.

767
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,080
I should prevent impish kings
from reaching her.

768
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,080
Tell us more.

769
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:20,560
-This is enough for today.
-I see.

770
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,840
Only one king is left.
Are you two from neighboring kingdoms?

771
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,360
No, no.

772
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:28,840
Hello, brother.

773
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:31,640
-Hello, Janhvi.
-Hi.

774
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,720
My name is Hrithik. Hrithik Kajrolkar.

775
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,120
I'm not a prince, but a Maratha at heart.

776
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,320
I live in Ghatkopar, and here's
what I want to say to you.

777
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:40,520
Are you a Netflix show?

778
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,200
-No.
-I can binge-watch you all night.

779
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:50,840
All the insolent kings here,
let me tell you something.

780
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,240
Our princess doesn't
want to get married now.

781
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,920
You can take your empires and scram.
Thank you so much.

782
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,320
Thank you, brother.

783
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:06,720
<i>Bhai,</i> because my name is Kapil,

784
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:08,560
people used to tease me at school.

785
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:11,200
When I would enter the class,
my teachers would say,

786
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:15,080
"Oh, Kapil Dev! What are you doing here?
Go to the stadium and play."

787
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,560
"Why are you wasting
both your time and ours?"

788
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,800
Has any teacher of yours ever told you,

789
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,360
"Rajkummar <i>sahab,</i> why are you here?
We would have come to you."

790
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,040
Did they do that?
People tease others based on their names.

791
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,080
-Did they tease you?
-They do.

792
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:29,160
As a child, I was never happy
with my name because it's old-school.

793
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,640
-Right.
-My grandfather had named me.

794
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,680
Gradually, it turned into Raj.

795
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,040
I think...
Well, thanks to Shah Rukh sir

796
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,612
for playing these characters
named Raj Malhotra, etc.

797
00:41:36,712 --> 00:41:38,080
I used to say,
"Actually, my name is Raj."

798
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:39,000
It's Raj.

799
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,920
I used to tell the girls in my school,
"Please call me Raj."

800
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,720
Not because of my name, but a teacher
had once asked me something.

801
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,280
-I was quite weak in mathematics.
-Same here.

802
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,320
In the tenth grade, I divorced myself
from mathematics books,

803
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,760
vowing never to let them
enter my life again.

804
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:53,840
There was no option back then.

805
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:54,907
-Right.
-You had to study it.

806
00:41:55,007 --> 00:41:57,292
In the 11th grade, I opted for commerce
and had a subject called accounts.

807
00:41:57,395 --> 00:41:59,395
So, mathematics was back in my life!

808
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:02,560
No one had told me that I had
to score well in accounts too!

809
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:07,560
We had to score well.
Also, I was not good at accounts.

810
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,942
So, the teacher said it once.
I used to do theater at school.

811
00:42:10,142 --> 00:42:12,360
One day, the teacher singled me out
as I had not done the homework.

812
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,400
He told me to stand up.

813
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,040
We had a male teacher
and he was quite strict.

814
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:17,600
He said, "Tell me something."

815
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,000
"Do you want to study
or pay attention to acting?"

816
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,640
I told him that I wanted to be an actor.

817
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,760
He said, "Okay. For two years,
I won't say anything to you."

818
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,000
"Score 40 marks to just pass the subject."

819
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,000
Right?

820
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,147
"An actor who failed
in the 12th grade won't be good."

821
00:42:32,297 --> 00:42:33,720
I told him I would score that many marks.

822
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,760
So, I scored exactly 40 marks in accounts.

823
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,480
Your film <i>Mr. and Mrs. Mahi</i>
is based on cricket.

824
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,240
We have a cricket expert here.

825
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,080
-Really?
-Please call Sidhu <i>paaji.</i>

826
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:48,160
Sidhu <i>paaji?</i>

827
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,240
-Yes.
-Wow!

828
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,200
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
THE GAME IS HERE

829
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,360
Come on.

830
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,000
Come on.

831
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,480
The padding!

832
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:16,280
Wow!

833
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:25,200
-Hey!
<i>-Paaji,</i> why are your hips so soft?

834
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,480
It's a mini sofa set.

835
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:32,080
-Hello! How are you?
-Good.

836
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,080
-Hello! Oh, hello!
<i>-Paaji,</i> greetings!

837
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,560
How are you?

838
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,280
-I'd like to recite something.
-Please go ahead.

839
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,120
It went...

840
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:47,760
<i>Play the tudum!</i>

841
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:49,960
<i>Play the tudum! Play the tudum!</i>

842
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:52,640
<i>Play the tudum so loud</i>

843
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,240
<i>That Pablo Escobar from Narcos
The neighboring show on Netflix</i>

844
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,800
<i>Also comes to know</i>

845
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:03,360
<i>That a sardar from Amritsar is here!</i>

846
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,560
<i>His arrival created great chaos!</i>

847
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,640
<i>Paaji,</i> it didn't rhyme this time.

848
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:10,840
Oh, yes!

849
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,800
You know, there's this medicine
for rhyming.

850
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,520
Poetrymycin, 40 mg.
I think forgot to take it.

851
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,720
-Do you take medicine for that?
-There's medicine for rhyming.

852
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,800
I need to take it.
All right, let me sit. Wait.

853
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,960
May I sit? Can I sit here?

854
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,680
Can I sit? Okay?

855
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,040
Look, these are called etiquettes.

856
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:42,520
Look.

857
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,280
No, listen to me. Listen up.

858
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,320
These are called etiquettes.

859
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,880
I saw an empty chair.
I sat on it after asking for permission.

860
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:58,240
But there are many people who sit on
an empty chair without seeking permission.

861
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,560
<i>So, I tell the jokes I like</i>

862
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,760
<i>I don't listen to anyone</i>

863
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,960
<i>After all, I'm not anyone's slave</i>

864
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,000
Your poetry still didn't rhyme.

865
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:21,560
Yes. Today, I'm unable to rhyme at all.

866
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,080
Hello, Shanty?

867
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,400
Check the car's backseat.
Did I leave my rhyming there?

868
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:35,040
I am trying, but I'm unable to rhyme.
I have been trying for so long.

869
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:39,360
Look! Without rhyming,
I can't recite poetry.

870
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,000
Otherwise, I will be late!

871
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:45,160
My rhyming is nearby.
It's nearby. I think it's right here.

872
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,000
I found it.

873
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:53,080
Sir, start the game soon.
They have to leave too.

874
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:55,360
All right. This is the game.

875
00:45:55,600 --> 00:46:00,520
Yeah, actually, I am the game
and sports controller from Netflix.

876
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,040
I handle all the games.

877
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,280
Can I ask for the set-up, please?

878
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:18,240
So, the game is called JDNWIDUW!

879
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,720
Such a long name!

880
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:24,720
This is the abbreviation.
Here's the full name. Look.

881
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:26,600
The full name is...

882
00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:33,080
<i>"Jawab Dega Neeche Wala
Inaam Dega Upar Wala."</i>

883
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,160
A round of applause!

884
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,440
And I must tell you
something about this game.

885
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:45,200
Janhvi, this game was established
in the year 1924

886
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:46,880
by my great-grandfather.

887
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,720
It has been 100 years since
this game was established.

888
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:52,120
-Have you been playing it for 100 years?
-No, we're playing it for the first time,

889
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,800
but it was established 100 years ago.

890
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,720
-Why didn't you play until now?
-No one was interested.

891
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:01,800
No, that's not it.
I'll tell you the reason, Archana <i>ji.</i>

892
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,640
-The game's rules were being established.
-Okay.

893
00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:06,880
What are these rules that took
three generations to be established?

894
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:08,720
-The first rule is that...
-Yes?

895
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:13,240
...you can't ask us about
the time taken to establish the rules.

896
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,480
-What is this?
-This is the second rule.

897
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:17,920
I see.

898
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,520
You can't ask me the question,
"What is this?" That's the second rule.

899
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,560
-Okay, <i>paaji.</i>
-And the third rule is that

900
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,800
you must remember the first two rules.

901
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:27,960
-Okay.
-The fourth rule is

902
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,360
to remember the third rule.

903
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,152
The fifth rule is
to remember the fourth rule.

904
00:47:32,302 --> 00:47:33,720
The sixth rule is
to remember the fifth rule.

905
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,480
The seventh rule is
to remember the sixth rule.

906
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,440
Like this, we have 27 lakh rules.

907
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:38,720
Twenty-seven lakh!

908
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,240
Let's start the game.

909
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,840
No, let me tell you
all the 27 lakh rules.

910
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:44,960
No, I don't want to know.

911
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:46,040
-But the rules...
-No!

912
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:47,880
-Just listen to them.
-Let it be, sir.

913
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,640
Why are you interfering then?

914
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:56,640
This is the first round.

915
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,800
This question is related to cricket.
Get me a bat.

916
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,520
I called him from here,
and he came from there.

917
00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:10,280
So, it's a cricket-based question.

918
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:11,480
You have to answer it.

919
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:15,680
"There are six girls
standing near a <i>golgappa</i> stall."

920
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,920
Wait, how is this related to cricket?

921
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:20,920
It is written on a cricket bat, right?

922
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,640
-So, it's a cricket-based question.
-Of course.

923
00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:25,040
It's written on a bat!

924
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:28,080
"There are six girls
standing near a <i>golgappa</i> stall."

925
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,440
"Which girl will receive
the first <i>golgappa?"</i>

926
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,320
-Option one.
-Yes.

927
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,320
The one who says,
"Please, <i>bhaiya.</i> Give it to me first."

928
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,760
-Yes.
-Option two. The one who says,

929
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,560
<i>"Bhaiya,</i> I'm your regular customer."

930
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,960
Option three. The one who says,
"Suresh, give it to me."

931
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,240
Or option four, the one who says,

932
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:51,040
<i>"Bhaiya,</i> what is your Instagram ID?
I will tag you."

933
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,920
-Option three.
-Option three.

934
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,720
-Everyone else called him <i>"bhaiya."</i>
-Yes.

935
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,720
She took his name.
"Suresh, give it to me first."

936
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:05,160
That is absolutely right!
Come on, applaud!

937
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:07,920
Applaud!

938
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:11,640
<i>Jawab Dega Neeche Wala
Inaam Dega Upar Wala!</i>

939
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,280
All right, throw down UK 9, number 4.

940
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,160
Oh, my God!

941
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:37,080
Oh, God!

942
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,440
<i>Paaji,</i> is it for me or Janhvi?

943
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,332
You can wear the left one,
she can wear the right one.

944
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,320
-Okay.
-Then both of you can walk like this.

945
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:52,200
Let's move on to round two!

946
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:58,080
Bring it.

947
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:03,000
Here you go.

948
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:10,000
You need to toss the rings
so they land around my finger.

949
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,480
Come on. Go ahead.

950
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,480
Is it my turn?

951
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:33,680
Well, it was great! Well done! Amazing!

952
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:35,800
Well done.

953
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:37,720
Well done.

954
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:39,720
Next. Try again.

955
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,280
Why did you call him?

956
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:51,440
Applaud!

957
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:53,960
All right. Come on.

958
00:50:56,520 --> 00:51:00,840
This is great!
Amazing! Well done!

959
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:02,280
Come on.

960
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,800
Janhvi has won this round!
A big round of applause!

961
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,560
Throw down ladies' number 4!
Hurry up!

962
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:23,800
Throw down the correct box.
This is the wrong one.

963
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:29,640
Throw the next one. This isn't right.

964
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,400
Okay, this one's a great pair.

965
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:40,080
It's new on the market and selling
like hotcakes. You will love it.

966
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,000
This one has a durable sole.

967
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:43,800
Come on.

968
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:49,480
-Okay.
<i>-Paaji,</i> will Janhvi wear this?

969
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,760
If someone annoys you,
whack them with it! Okay?

970
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,880
Okay, I'll take your leave now.
It's all done.

971
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:02,640
<i>Please pay attention.</i>

972
00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:05,680
<i>Rajkummar Rao and Janhvi Kapoor,</i>

973
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:09,920
<i>please proceed
to boarding gate 20A immediately.</i>

974
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,720
Janhvi and Rajkummar,
thank you so much for coming.

975
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,240
-Thank you.
-You have our best wishes

976
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,400
for <i>Mr. and Mrs. Mahi,</i>

977
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,400
as well as all your future projects.

978
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,080
I hope you liked our show.

979
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,747
-Yes, it was fun.
-We had a lot of fun.

980
00:52:22,897 --> 00:52:23,920
It was amazing as always.

981
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,200
Thank you so much.
Please keep visiting us.

982
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,600
Guys, you can watch <i>Mr. and Mrs. Mahi</i>
at a cinema near you.

983
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:30,760
A big round of applause for our guests!

984
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:36,120
See you next Saturday at 8:00 p.m.,
only on Netflix.

985
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:37,960
Thank you. Good night! Sweet dreams!

986
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:45,480
{\an8}<i>Please welcome Mary Kom,
Sania Mirza, Saina Nehwal!</i>

987
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,640
{\an8}And a big round of applause
for Sift Kaur Samra!

988
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,760
{\an8}You are here for the first time.
Please punch him once.

989
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,280
{\an8}<i>Whose face did you break as a child</i>

990
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:00,840
{\an8}that your parents thought
you would become a boxer?

991
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,960
{\an8}Kapil <i>ji,</i> if I tell you the truth...

992
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:06,640
{\an8}Just joking.

993
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,120
{\an8}The husbands of female boxers
are usually polite.

994
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:10,880
{\an8}Are they naturally polite
or made to be polite?

995
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:12,320
{\an8}They are made to be!

996
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:17,120
{\an8}Like San... Sania... Saina Nehwal said...
I mean...

997
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:21,880
{\an8}Gosh! Saina and Sania!
I got confused!

998
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:24,440
{\an8}Sania, you have won
so many gold medals.

999
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:28,080
{\an8}I'm sure you don't shop
for gold jewelry when you travel.

1000
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,720
{\an8}No, we just wear gold medals.
Are you crazy?

1001
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,440
{\an8}Sania, were you my elder
sister-in-law in a past life?

1002
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,880
{\an8}Saina <i>ji,</i> I'm a big fan of yours.

1003
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,400
{\an8}-Her fashion sense is great.
-Is that so?

1004
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,800
{\an8}She's dressed in a net-like outfit. Wow!

1005
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,000
{\an8}In an interview,
Shah Rukh Khan <i>sahab</i> said,

1006
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:52,920
{\an8}"If a biopic on Sania Mirza is made,

1007
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,480
{\an8}I would like to play her love interest."

1008
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,480
{\an8}Now, I need to find a love interest first.


