1 00:00:03,433 --> 00:00:05,710 - Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"... 2 00:00:05,734 --> 00:00:07,411 - I found this little horse. 3 00:00:07,435 --> 00:00:13,503 I need you to come to Ohio with me and get it. 4 00:00:13,533 --> 00:00:16,009 - Oh, my God. 5 00:00:16,033 --> 00:00:17,303 Holy sháá. 6 00:00:17,333 --> 00:00:19,280 - I don't remember what it's like to be normal. 7 00:00:19,304 --> 00:00:22,100 - Hope. Have hope. 8 00:00:22,133 --> 00:00:24,273 - Somebody's got to pay for the vacation. 9 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:26,630 - We're starting out on the French Riviera 10 00:00:26,667 --> 00:00:28,497 and then going to Tuscany, 11 00:00:28,533 --> 00:00:29,710 and then we'll end up in London 12 00:00:29,734 --> 00:00:32,009 for my niece Nicky Hilton's wedding. 13 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:33,710 - I was told it'd be better if I didn't come to the wedding, 14 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:36,234 so I'm not going. 15 00:00:36,266 --> 00:00:38,042 - We're going to London now. I'm going to London. 16 00:00:38,066 --> 00:00:40,042 - For what? - For the wedding. 17 00:00:40,066 --> 00:00:41,526 - Mo, are you going to the wedding? 18 00:00:41,567 --> 00:00:44,044 - I am not going to the wedding. - I'm invited, I'm not invited, 19 00:00:44,068 --> 00:00:46,426 and it's like jeez, come on. 20 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:50,030 [upbeat music] 21 00:00:50,066 --> 00:00:51,426 - My lips were made for talking, 22 00:00:51,467 --> 00:00:53,167 and that's just what they'll do. 23 00:00:54,767 --> 00:00:57,176 - In Beverly Hills, you can be anything, 24 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,270 but it's most important to be yourself. 25 00:01:01,433 --> 00:01:05,033 - I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle and cash. 26 00:01:07,433 --> 00:01:09,042 - I may be an actress, 27 00:01:09,066 --> 00:01:11,426 but that doesn't mean I'll stick to your script. 28 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,570 - Fake friends believe in rumors. 29 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,030 Real friends believe in you. 30 00:01:19,734 --> 00:01:21,374 - I'm passionate about dogs, 31 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,000 just not crazy about bitches. 32 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:29,303 [upbeat music] 33 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:31,373 ♪ ♪ 34 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,600 - Oh, my God. My hat's going. 35 00:01:33,633 --> 00:01:35,750 - If your hat flew off and flew in there, 36 00:01:35,774 --> 00:01:38,609 I would die laughing, just so you know. 37 00:01:38,633 --> 00:01:41,747 - If it flew in there, I'd throw you in after it. 38 00:01:41,771 --> 00:01:43,227 - Lisa, your dress is blowing up. 39 00:01:43,266 --> 00:01:45,596 - Oh, God. Don't. I'm going. I'm not... 40 00:01:45,633 --> 00:01:46,750 - No, let me get a picture of you. 41 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,427 - No. - Let me get a picture of you. 42 00:01:48,467 --> 00:01:49,476 - No, I'm not having my ass hanging out. 43 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,070 - I'm gonna get a picture. 44 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:53,070 - Look how pretty those are, those rings. 45 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:54,570 - That is pretty. - I like them. 46 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,347 - It's fun shopping in Europe, because you feel like 47 00:01:56,371 --> 00:01:59,209 you can buy things that you can't buy in the United States. 48 00:01:59,233 --> 00:02:00,733 - And I never buy jewelry for myself. 49 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,376 I think that's his job. 50 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,630 I hint and set him in the right direction. 51 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:06,376 - I hint with a picture, a cut-out. 52 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:07,643 - Exactly. - I put it on his desk. 53 00:02:07,667 --> 00:02:09,242 - Make him think he's very clever. 54 00:02:09,266 --> 00:02:11,142 - So if someone says to me, "Oh, I love that top. 55 00:02:11,166 --> 00:02:13,766 Where can I get that?" And I can say, "You can't." 56 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,230 - How did you know I wanted this? 57 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:17,509 - Sorry about your luck. 58 00:02:17,533 --> 00:02:19,233 Oh, yes. 59 00:02:19,266 --> 00:02:20,526 Now we're talking. 60 00:02:20,567 --> 00:02:21,667 - Hello. 61 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:23,242 - Hi, how are you? 62 00:02:23,266 --> 00:02:26,066 In London, if it's black tie, 63 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:27,509 it's supposed to be long, do you think? 64 00:02:27,533 --> 00:02:28,510 - Yeah. 65 00:02:28,534 --> 00:02:30,233 - Has to be long, I would imagine. 66 00:02:30,266 --> 00:02:31,676 How the heck am I gonna alter something? 67 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:34,242 - No, you need to find it now. 68 00:02:34,266 --> 00:02:37,326 - Obviously, I don't feel wonderful about the situation, 69 00:02:37,367 --> 00:02:42,627 but regardless of any family issues that may be going on, 70 00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:46,027 I'm not going to miss my niece's wedding. 71 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:48,409 - Kyle, what have you found? 72 00:02:48,433 --> 00:02:49,573 You're being very quiet. 73 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,030 - What? Oh, no. I'm just on a mission. 74 00:02:52,066 --> 00:02:53,276 I'm on a mission to find something. 75 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:54,270 - I know you are. 76 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:55,530 I wish I hadn't actually 77 00:02:55,567 --> 00:02:57,567 brought the subject of Nicky's wedding up. 78 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,270 It must be quite hurtful 79 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:03,670 that Kathy's only invited some of the members of her family. 80 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:05,643 - It's unfortunate that the other girls are not invited. 81 00:03:05,667 --> 00:03:07,176 That's really stupid. - Why are they not invited? 82 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,509 I don't understand that. - I don't know why. 83 00:03:08,533 --> 00:03:13,133 - I really think we should really stop talking about this. 84 00:03:13,166 --> 00:03:16,126 - Kyle must be torn between her sister and her niece 85 00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:17,526 and her husband and her daughter. 86 00:03:17,567 --> 00:03:19,409 It's not an easy place to be. 87 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:22,009 I don't think it's formal enough in here, do you? 88 00:03:22,033 --> 00:03:24,109 - I know it's not, but I'm just gonna look now anyway. 89 00:03:24,133 --> 00:03:25,133 - What's this? 90 00:03:25,166 --> 00:03:27,396 - Is it an ideal situation? No. 91 00:03:27,433 --> 00:03:29,133 Obviously, I wish that my husband 92 00:03:29,166 --> 00:03:31,443 and all my daughters, we were going together as a family, 93 00:03:31,467 --> 00:03:34,710 but that's not the way it worked out, you know? 94 00:03:34,734 --> 00:03:37,304 - Do you want one? I'll buy you one. 95 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:39,176 - That's okay, but thank you. I don't want to do that. 96 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,443 - You sure? - Yeah. 97 00:03:40,467 --> 00:03:42,276 - I don't have any sisters, so it's quite difficult 98 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:45,710 to understand the complicated dynamics, 99 00:03:45,734 --> 00:03:47,734 but I've seen Kyle really upset by this, 100 00:03:47,767 --> 00:03:49,467 and I hope they can work it out. 101 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:51,042 We can match. 102 00:03:51,066 --> 00:03:52,043 - Okay, fine. 103 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:54,466 [laughs] 104 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:57,470 [upbeat music] 105 00:03:57,500 --> 00:04:00,070 ♪ ♪ 106 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:01,430 - Hi, how are you? 107 00:04:01,467 --> 00:04:06,197 - We have appointments for a manicure and two pedicures. 108 00:04:06,233 --> 00:04:08,609 - You can choose your colors over here. 109 00:04:08,633 --> 00:04:11,209 - Girls, do you want to choose colors? I brought mine. 110 00:04:11,233 --> 00:04:12,743 As my girls get older, 111 00:04:12,767 --> 00:04:14,497 it's harder to spend quality time with them, 112 00:04:14,533 --> 00:04:17,233 because they are busy. 113 00:04:17,266 --> 00:04:20,166 They make plans with their friends, and they're off. 114 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,470 So you're going to the beach? 115 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:23,477 - Oh, yeah. I'm going to the beach. 116 00:04:23,501 --> 00:04:25,300 - Your plan, and what are you doing tonight? 117 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:28,503 - And my curfew's, like, 11:10. - Weird. 118 00:04:28,533 --> 00:04:30,033 - Who said your curfew was 11:10? 119 00:04:30,066 --> 00:04:31,076 - Dad. 120 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:34,070 - I still think of my girls as babies. 121 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:36,430 You know, Delilah's driving. She's gone. 122 00:04:36,467 --> 00:04:38,597 - I thought it was 11:40 last time. 123 00:04:38,633 --> 00:04:43,209 - Uh, no. It wasn't, but you came home at 11:40. 124 00:04:43,233 --> 00:04:47,343 Nothing good happens after 11:00 at night for a teenager. 125 00:04:47,367 --> 00:04:49,467 - If I'm a little late, I'm not gonna rush 126 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:51,109 and, like, drive really fast, you know? 127 00:04:51,133 --> 00:04:52,273 I'd rather be late than... 128 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:53,670 - I agree with that, 129 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:55,976 but, you know, when you have a curfew, 130 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:56,977 you have to meet it. 131 00:04:57,001 --> 00:04:58,242 That's the deal. 132 00:04:58,266 --> 00:04:59,396 All you ever have to do 133 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:02,109 is think back to how you were at 16 and 17, 134 00:05:02,133 --> 00:05:03,379 and it wakes you right up. 135 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:04,509 You know what's going on. 136 00:05:04,533 --> 00:05:06,133 - None of my friends have curfews. 137 00:05:06,166 --> 00:05:08,626 - Well, I'm not a mother to any of your friends, 138 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:10,327 and I don't really care. 139 00:05:10,367 --> 00:05:15,227 - Okay. Well, I'll be home at 11:10 tonight. 140 00:05:15,266 --> 00:05:16,326 - All right. 141 00:05:16,367 --> 00:05:17,767 We negotiate. 142 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,376 We've got negotiating that goes on all the time. 143 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,645 What time are you gonna be back? 144 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:23,109 - Mom, I don't know. I'm not even kidding. 145 00:05:23,133 --> 00:05:24,276 I need to leave. I'm not kidding. 146 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:25,600 - Okay. Good-bye. 147 00:05:25,633 --> 00:05:27,333 - It's just one big fat negotiation here 148 00:05:27,367 --> 00:05:29,527 right now all day long. 149 00:05:29,567 --> 00:05:32,276 I'm gonna tell you something I told Amelia. 150 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:34,300 Guess what I'm gonna do. Lisa Vanderpump. 151 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:36,633 She said it's gonna be Ken's birthday, 152 00:05:36,667 --> 00:05:38,276 and you know that they have everything, 153 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:41,276 and what would you get Ken for a present, right? 154 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,676 So she said that he loves horses 155 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:45,276 and used to play polo all the time, 156 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:47,400 and, you know, he had to get new hips, so... 157 00:05:47,433 --> 00:05:49,133 - Oh, really? - Yeah, he has two new hips. 158 00:05:49,166 --> 00:05:52,666 She found the small... like, the smallest horse in the world. 159 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,145 - You're getting a small horse? 160 00:05:54,169 --> 00:05:56,096 - Yeah, she's getting... And I'm going with her, 161 00:05:56,133 --> 00:05:59,150 and I'm going to Columbus, Ohio, with her to get it. 162 00:05:59,174 --> 00:06:01,666 - Can I have one? - It's a year old. 163 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:03,300 I love a good adventure, 164 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:08,773 and that, to me, is so random and so weird and so fun. 165 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,770 I'll think of things I'd like to do. 166 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,176 Lisa Vanderpump actually does them. 167 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:16,170 Oh, if we brought that home, can you imagine Dad? 168 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:19,200 He would, like, just walk out the door I think. 169 00:06:19,233 --> 00:06:20,403 - Oh, it's ugly. 170 00:06:20,433 --> 00:06:23,673 - What do you think? 171 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:26,670 [upbeat music] 172 00:06:26,700 --> 00:06:30,443 ♪ ♪ 173 00:06:30,467 --> 00:06:32,627 - Honey, do you think you should get Jesse up? 174 00:06:34,233 --> 00:06:36,503 He's sleeping in kind of late. 175 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,570 - Jesse! 176 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,200 - Where's our son? - He's getting up. 177 00:06:44,233 --> 00:06:45,576 - By the way, have you noticed how... 178 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,409 - Stop. I got to... I just got to finish this, honey. 179 00:06:47,433 --> 00:06:50,173 - You should go in your office, then. 180 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,576 When I'm working more on "The Young and the Restless," 181 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,070 it affects my family, definitely, 182 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:54,609 because when we're getting Jesse off to school, 183 00:06:54,633 --> 00:06:56,476 I'm running around like a chicken with my head cut off, 184 00:06:56,500 --> 00:07:00,230 and, you know, Vince is kind of lounging on the sofa. 185 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:03,070 You know, I never found my iPad 186 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:05,746 after I punished Jesse and hid it from him. 187 00:07:05,770 --> 00:07:07,567 Can you believe that? - That's a waste. 188 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,643 - You remember that, right? 189 00:07:08,667 --> 00:07:11,497 That he was, like, not listening to me? 190 00:07:11,533 --> 00:07:14,573 So I took my iPad that he was playing with, and I hid it. 191 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,976 - Honey, I got a little window to write this. 192 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,209 - I'm sorry. Just wait a second. 193 00:07:17,233 --> 00:07:18,609 But you realize... I got a little coffee high. 194 00:07:18,633 --> 00:07:21,333 Do you realize it could be between any of the books 195 00:07:21,367 --> 00:07:22,476 anywhere in this house? 196 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,370 Vincent would think I'm a bit neurotic. 197 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,476 I've got to take everything 198 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:26,609 into consideration all the time. 199 00:07:26,633 --> 00:07:28,076 Jesse? 200 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:31,170 He just has to take himself into consideration. 201 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,920 - Ugh. I don't think I'm gonna make it, Mom. 202 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,347 - Yes, you're gonna make it. You're just fine. 203 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:35,467 - I'm not gonna survive. 204 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:37,647 - Jesse's going into Malibu High School, 205 00:07:37,671 --> 00:07:39,497 which is a combination 206 00:07:39,533 --> 00:07:42,333 of 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th. 207 00:07:42,367 --> 00:07:43,397 So it's all those grades. 208 00:07:43,433 --> 00:07:45,976 Ready? You might be a little late. 209 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,245 It's gonna be okay. Shoes on, right? 210 00:07:48,269 --> 00:07:50,242 You got your shoes on? - Uh-huh. 211 00:07:50,266 --> 00:07:51,509 - He was supposed to go last year, 212 00:07:51,533 --> 00:07:53,073 but we ended up homeschooling him 213 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:56,670 not in our home but in, like, a co-op. 214 00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:58,230 Oh, you know what you have to do? 215 00:07:58,266 --> 00:08:02,226 You got to go to the library and get your schoolbooks, okay? 216 00:08:02,266 --> 00:08:03,666 And now I'm doing the nail-biting, 217 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:05,245 because it's gonna be challenging, 218 00:08:05,269 --> 00:08:07,266 but you just got to learn to let 'em go and, 219 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:08,530 you know, fly a little bit. 220 00:08:08,567 --> 00:08:11,643 Go to the library, and you need to get your schoolbooks. 221 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:13,976 Okay? Jesse? - Yes, Mom? 222 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,509 - Jesse, I need you to put the phone down for one second. 223 00:08:15,533 --> 00:08:17,133 - Uh-huh. 224 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:19,142 - You got to go to the library and get your schoolbooks. 225 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,242 Okay, and then where are you gonna go to meet your dad? 226 00:08:21,266 --> 00:08:25,566 - Um, where do I go to meet my dad? 227 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:29,276 - I don't know what it is about men and boys. 228 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,270 They can't hear a female voice. 229 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,276 Therefore, I have to repeat myself all the time, 230 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:37,270 and then I become annoying. 231 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:40,676 - Ah. 232 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:43,100 Where do I go to meet my dad? - Yes. 233 00:08:43,133 --> 00:08:45,533 - Oh. Oh, that's easy. 234 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:48,027 I go t... 235 00:08:48,066 --> 00:08:50,009 I was never told. 236 00:08:50,033 --> 00:08:52,233 - Oy. 237 00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:55,226 [upbeat music] 238 00:08:55,266 --> 00:08:56,766 ♪ ♪ 239 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,147 - Is the car here? 240 00:08:58,171 --> 00:08:59,266 - Out front. 241 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:00,570 Where are you going now? 242 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,176 - We're going to Monte Carlo, Eduardo. 243 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,300 - Wow, that's nice. - Oh, wow. Okay. 244 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,047 That's why I have so many bags. 245 00:09:06,071 --> 00:09:08,309 It's early, and I don't want to disturb anybody. 246 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:11,133 I'll see Kyle and Mauricio back in Beverly Hills in a few days. 247 00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:12,743 They're off to London. We're off to Monte Carlo. 248 00:09:12,767 --> 00:09:15,127 - Where's my one bag? - Oh, shut up. 249 00:09:15,166 --> 00:09:16,296 Two of them are his. 250 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:17,533 - Okay. - Thank you so much. 251 00:09:17,567 --> 00:09:20,176 Our friend has sent a helicopter to pick us up. 252 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,600 I like friends like that. 253 00:09:22,633 --> 00:09:24,176 - Bought this helicopter 254 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,670 for Philip's birthday, is that right? 255 00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:28,070 - I think so, yeah. A while ago. 256 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,576 - When are you going to buy me a helicopter? 257 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,670 - Well, for your birthday, of course. 258 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:33,270 I've got one lined up next week. 259 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:34,443 - Perfect, perfect. 260 00:09:34,467 --> 00:09:35,743 - It'll be landing in the garden. 261 00:09:35,767 --> 00:09:38,067 Ken is going to be 70 soon. 262 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:40,430 He'll kill me the fact that I even said that, 263 00:09:40,467 --> 00:09:43,476 because he doesn't want to think of himself as getting older. 264 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,100 But I want something gorgeous. 265 00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:48,373 I want something, you know, that's gonna mark this occasion. 266 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:52,609 I want it to look just like a dream kind of lunch, you know? 267 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:54,209 - How about any entertainments? 268 00:09:54,233 --> 00:09:56,233 You know, like cotton candies all over the body. 269 00:09:56,266 --> 00:09:57,343 You can just suck on it. 270 00:09:57,367 --> 00:09:59,097 - He's about to be 70. 271 00:09:59,133 --> 00:10:01,573 He is not gonna be sucking on anything. 272 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:02,600 - [laughs] 273 00:10:04,633 --> 00:10:07,503 - Ken and I had an incredible time here. 274 00:10:07,533 --> 00:10:10,603 - It's so beautiful to be here with all of you. 275 00:10:10,633 --> 00:10:12,503 Thank you for being here with us. 276 00:10:12,533 --> 00:10:16,473 - And I think Kyle and I are in a much better position 277 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:21,700 emotionally where we have rebuilt our relationship. 278 00:10:21,734 --> 00:10:24,774 I can only be a good friend and supporter. 279 00:10:28,133 --> 00:10:29,203 - Coming up... 280 00:10:29,233 --> 00:10:30,509 - What the hell's going on with your sister? 281 00:10:30,533 --> 00:10:32,647 - I'm sure you've heard. She's in rehab. 282 00:10:32,671 --> 00:10:35,109 - Well, I thought that she escaped or something. 283 00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:37,133 - They used the word "fled." 284 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,100 ♪ ♪ 285 00:10:46,133 --> 00:10:48,643 - Hello. Hi. 286 00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:52,267 - Hi. How are you, ladies? 287 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:53,270 - Nice to see you. - How are you? 288 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,643 - How nice to see you. 289 00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:55,644 - It's good to see you. 290 00:10:55,668 --> 00:10:57,242 - Who's first? 291 00:10:57,266 --> 00:10:59,326 - She is. She's the pro. 292 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,497 - She is. - Me? 293 00:11:00,533 --> 00:11:01,773 - Well, in case you faint. 294 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,430 Then I can catch you. 295 00:11:04,467 --> 00:11:05,767 - Yolanda. - Okay. 296 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,770 - Okay, you go first. She's the pro. 297 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,300 - Okay. 298 00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:10,376 - I think that regardless if you're sick or not sick, 299 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,009 I really believe that it's always great 300 00:11:12,033 --> 00:11:15,273 to do a vitamin C IV to boost the immune system. 301 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,430 You know, you call it; I've tried it all. 302 00:11:17,467 --> 00:11:19,027 - Just sit back and relax. 303 00:11:19,066 --> 00:11:20,142 - Ugh. 304 00:11:20,166 --> 00:11:21,696 - [laughs] 305 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:24,547 What happened? Did you... 306 00:11:24,571 --> 00:11:26,027 - I don't know. - Did you miss? 307 00:11:26,066 --> 00:11:28,543 - I did. They're just a little less full today. 308 00:11:28,567 --> 00:11:30,276 - Do you want me to drink some water? 309 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:32,230 - I've known Erika for nine years. 310 00:11:32,266 --> 00:11:34,409 Her husband and my husband were friends. 311 00:11:34,433 --> 00:11:37,409 She's a woman with lots of different colors. 312 00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:39,009 - There's some water over here. 313 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:40,503 Do you want me to get you some? 314 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,703 I'll grab it. 315 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:43,174 I'm drinking it too, 316 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,030 'cause I'm not gonna get stuck more than once. 317 00:11:46,066 --> 00:11:51,176 I promise you this is not happening to me. 318 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,700 - I've seen the mother part of Erika 319 00:11:52,734 --> 00:11:54,674 with no makeup and a ponytail. 320 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:56,176 - How are you feeling? - I'm fine. 321 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,330 I'm trying not to pass out. 322 00:11:58,367 --> 00:11:59,597 I'm fine. 323 00:11:59,633 --> 00:12:02,579 - I've seen the wife of a very famous lawyer 324 00:12:02,603 --> 00:12:03,710 with the bun in her hair. 325 00:12:03,734 --> 00:12:05,174 - Good friend. 326 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,576 That's what that is. - I'm telling you. 327 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,447 I'm here to support my friend Yolanda, and that's it. 328 00:12:08,471 --> 00:12:10,427 She said IVs. I said sure. 329 00:12:10,467 --> 00:12:13,727 - She owns every part of her personality. 330 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,727 She said, "Well, what do you do every day?" 331 00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:18,397 I say, "Well, I go and see Dr. Sara, 332 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:19,573 and I go to colonics. 333 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,570 If you have to choose between those two... 334 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,047 - Yeah. I think I'm the better option. 335 00:12:24,071 --> 00:12:27,766 - Most definitely better than a colonic. 336 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,476 The first time I ever saw Yolanda, 337 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:33,370 she was rocking a side ponytail and pumps, 338 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,500 and I thought, "You know what? This bitch is fierce. 339 00:12:35,533 --> 00:12:37,573 Way fierce." 340 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,076 - Can we have Erika go and give you a minute? 341 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:41,600 - Yep. 342 00:12:41,633 --> 00:12:43,233 - Did you get it? - Nope. 343 00:12:43,266 --> 00:12:46,226 I think we do you first. - Okay, here we go. 344 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,496 I'm 44 years old. 345 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,433 - You gonna be okay? - Yeah, I'll be fine. 346 00:12:49,467 --> 00:12:51,076 But I look great. 347 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:53,100 I have all the access to the best. 348 00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:55,743 What, am I gonna look like a hag? 349 00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:58,209 I mean, you know, of course I look good. 350 00:12:58,233 --> 00:12:59,373 Okay. Here we go. 351 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,330 - Wow, those are nice veins. 352 00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:02,467 - Good. Okay. 353 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,609 So let's see. 354 00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:06,609 So you just sit... 355 00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:09,403 - [groans] 356 00:13:09,433 --> 00:13:10,633 I'm sorry, 357 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:14,667 but this is, like, an emotional thing for me. 358 00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,000 - You're okay. 359 00:13:16,033 --> 00:13:17,733 - Having an IV is painful. 360 00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:20,367 Having breast implants is painful, 361 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,109 but at least when you have breast implants, 362 00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:23,248 you wake up with something good. 363 00:13:23,272 --> 00:13:24,643 - You're gonna be okay. - I know. I know. 364 00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:25,976 - You're okay. - I am. I'm a tough girl. 365 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,500 I swear to God. I promise. 366 00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:30,980 The next time I get stuck with a needle for Yolanda, 367 00:13:31,004 --> 00:13:32,376 it better be Botox. 368 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,509 - Are you sweating? 369 00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:35,603 - Am I sweating? I'm crying! 370 00:13:35,633 --> 00:13:37,403 I'm okay. 371 00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:40,473 I'm a drama queen. 372 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:43,470 [upbeat music] 373 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:48,130 ♪ ♪ 374 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:50,026 - Hi, how's it going? - Good. 375 00:13:50,066 --> 00:13:52,142 - Table for? - I'm meeting Lisa Rinna. 376 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:55,009 Hi. 377 00:13:55,033 --> 00:13:58,073 No. [laughter] 378 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:05,009 - Oh my God! Yes! That's hilarious. 379 00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:06,279 This kind of faux pas 380 00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:08,270 doesn't normally happen in Beverly Hills. 381 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:14,276 People don't normally show up in similar outfits or leopard, 382 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,000 and now it's happened twice to me. 383 00:14:16,033 --> 00:14:17,303 Hello. 384 00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:19,142 - I thought I just saw you. - I know. 385 00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:20,143 - How is it going? 386 00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:22,409 - Turn around. Oh, I love. 387 00:14:22,433 --> 00:14:23,976 You look so hot. - Thank you. As do you. 388 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,530 - Oh, my God. 389 00:14:25,567 --> 00:14:27,543 Thank God I had my little leather jacket over it. 390 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,997 Otherwise it would've just been too much animal. 391 00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:32,443 [upbeat music] 392 00:14:32,467 --> 00:14:34,027 - Hi. - Hi there. 393 00:14:34,066 --> 00:14:35,196 - Hi! 394 00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:37,603 - How are you? Why didn't you wear leopard? 395 00:14:37,633 --> 00:14:40,133 - Hi. I love your skirt. - Are you kidding me? 396 00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:42,066 - I know. Can you fáááing believe it? 397 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,443 I mean, come on. 398 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,309 - Same animal and everything. - I know. 399 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:48,042 I said, "I'll wear it one time," and here I wear it. 400 00:14:48,066 --> 00:14:49,596 She wears it. - You never wear leopard. 401 00:14:49,633 --> 00:14:51,047 - I really don't, not that often. 402 00:14:51,071 --> 00:14:52,666 - Get you anything started to drink? 403 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:54,447 - Yes, I'll have a Pinot Grigio, I think. 404 00:14:54,471 --> 00:14:55,597 - Pinot Grigio? 405 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:59,710 - I will have a Chardonnay. - Chardonnay? 406 00:14:59,734 --> 00:15:01,710 - You just got back from Europe, right? 407 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,574 - I did. I just got back. 408 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,400 - Wow. - We were gone for two weeks. 409 00:15:05,433 --> 00:15:06,579 It was so beautiful. 410 00:15:06,603 --> 00:15:09,176 It was so nice, but I was so happy to be home. 411 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,570 Italy was great, 412 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:14,230 and Nicky's wedding was absolutely magical. 413 00:15:14,266 --> 00:15:15,476 Farrah looked beautiful, 414 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,700 and Portia looked like a little princess. 415 00:15:17,734 --> 00:15:19,104 - How's everything so far, ladies? 416 00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:20,609 - Good, thank you. - Great, thank you. 417 00:15:20,633 --> 00:15:23,233 - Of course I wish that Alexia and Mauricio 418 00:15:23,266 --> 00:15:25,226 and Sophia could've been there, 419 00:15:25,266 --> 00:15:28,166 but either way, I am happy that I was there 420 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,609 to witness this very special day. 421 00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:33,203 - Kyle, I have to ask you. 422 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,710 What the hell's going on with your sister? 423 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,479 - I'm sure you've heard. She's in rehab. 424 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,476 She's went and got the help that she needs. 425 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,076 I mean, I don't know what her story is right now. 426 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,470 I really don't. I have no idea. 427 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,600 - Kyle's sister, she's an addict. 428 00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:45,033 - Don't... - Okay. 429 00:15:45,066 --> 00:15:46,209 - Fáááing feel sorry for me, bitch. 430 00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:47,343 - Okay, I won't. 431 00:15:47,367 --> 00:15:52,167 - You don't know what I go through at night. 432 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,609 - This girl does not have the tools to live in this society. 433 00:15:55,633 --> 00:15:57,603 - Oh, I thought that she escaped or something. 434 00:15:57,633 --> 00:15:59,733 - Well, I don't know about escape, but... 435 00:15:59,767 --> 00:16:01,627 - They used the word "fled." 436 00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:05,376 Last I heard, Kim fled rehab in the middle of the night. 437 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,247 She went to her daughter's wedding 438 00:16:07,271 --> 00:16:09,242 and then somehow got drunk. 439 00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:11,666 She kicked a police officer. 440 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:14,646 When is somebody gonna say, "Enough is enough"? 441 00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:16,509 She's dangerous, if you ask me. 442 00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:18,109 Flat out dangerous. 443 00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:19,373 - It wasn't court ordered? 444 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,976 I thought she had a specific amount of time. 445 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,476 - No, that's a different thing. - I don't think so. 446 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,242 - I think that she... 447 00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:27,509 In that court order, she has to go to AA meetings. 448 00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:30,373 - I feel guilty talking about my sister 449 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,370 because of where Kim and Lisa Rinna left off. 450 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,976 - I was really pissed off, and you need to know that. 451 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,530 - Okay, then we're good. 452 00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:40,142 Being pissed off doesn't give you the right 453 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,643 to hurt people, Lisa, or threaten them. 454 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,142 - Somebody's gonna hold you accountable 455 00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:44,710 sooner or later, Kim Richards, I promise you, 456 00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:46,676 and I hope it's yourself. 457 00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:49,400 - I feel like I'm almost betraying my sister, in a way, 458 00:16:49,433 --> 00:16:53,373 by even engaging in this conversation with her. 459 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,409 So what else, girls? 460 00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:56,503 - We go see Yolanda, 461 00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:59,409 and we haven't seen her in a few weeks. 462 00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:01,550 Honestly, when we went and saw her, 463 00:17:01,574 --> 00:17:03,667 I was looking out the window 464 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,300 away from her, and she came in the room, 465 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:06,543 and she said, "Hi," and I turned around, 466 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,276 and I just went... [gasps] 467 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:09,543 She looked so ill. 468 00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:16,267 I mean, it was like... she was doing pretty well last year. 469 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,309 - Imagine, though, you're at a point where you'll do anything. 470 00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:20,673 You'll take anything off your body out of you. 471 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:22,309 You'll go see any doctor. 472 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,443 - I think that if Yolanda's doing all these treatments 473 00:17:24,467 --> 00:17:26,443 for Lyme disease and nothing's working, 474 00:17:26,467 --> 00:17:29,397 she has to be open-minded to what else it could be. 475 00:17:29,433 --> 00:17:30,579 - All the diets she's tried... 476 00:17:30,603 --> 00:17:32,200 The no gluten, no dairy, all that. 477 00:17:32,233 --> 00:17:33,343 - But she's not seeing any improvement. 478 00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:34,576 What is all this for, then? 479 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,409 - I think at this point, I would be seriously depressed. 480 00:17:36,433 --> 00:17:38,448 - I think that's why it's a super scary illness, 'cause 481 00:17:38,472 --> 00:17:40,176 it doesn't seem to be rhyme or reason to it. 482 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,710 I don't blame her. I'd be doing the same thing. 483 00:17:41,734 --> 00:17:44,734 But I don't really understand any of it, quite frankly. 484 00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:47,427 My concern is that she's gotten a lot worse. 485 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,697 - Even though she was diagnosed with Lyme disease, 486 00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:53,311 it could be something else too, because when my mom died, 487 00:17:53,335 --> 00:17:54,703 I had so many symptoms. 488 00:17:54,734 --> 00:17:56,034 I can't tell you. 489 00:17:56,066 --> 00:17:57,466 I didn't know what I had, 490 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,670 and I felt like I was crazy. 491 00:17:58,700 --> 00:17:59,743 - Did you think it was psycho? 492 00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:01,327 - For me? - Stress? 493 00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:04,743 - I think it was depression. 494 00:18:04,767 --> 00:18:07,497 Whatever it is, she's suffering. - For sure. 495 00:18:07,533 --> 00:18:10,609 - She's suffering. 496 00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:12,633 - Coming up... - Aw. 497 00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,476 - My God. - Oh, look at that. 498 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,609 That is a pony with a tutu. 499 00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:19,633 Pony with a ballerina dress! - Oh, my God! 500 00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:28,076 ♪ ♪ 501 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:30,770 - I've got my 4:45 face on. 502 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:36,743 - Well, your 4:45 face is better than my 9:45 face. 503 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,467 - You look great. - Thanks. 504 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,076 - Does Harry think we're [indistinct]? 505 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:41,200 Did you tell him? 506 00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:42,503 - Yeah, I did. - Oh, my God. 507 00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:43,533 - I had to. 508 00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:44,976 - What'd you say? 509 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,530 - I said, "Well, we're going to Ohio to pick up 510 00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:50,667 the smallest horse in the world." 511 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:54,400 - I'm throwing Ken a really lovely birthday lunch, 512 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:57,133 but this little tiny miniature horse 513 00:18:57,166 --> 00:19:00,396 will be the piece de resistance for his birthday present. 514 00:19:00,433 --> 00:19:03,643 I'm a useless liar, so I said that we're going to... 515 00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,009 - No, you're not. You're a good liar. 516 00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:08,643 - No, I'm not. I said we're going to Ojai. 517 00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:10,727 - You did? - I didn't say Ohi-oh. 518 00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:13,627 I just said Ojai, and we got to be there at sunrise, 519 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:17,267 you know, for our kind of Zen retreat, you know, spa. 520 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,730 Tomay-to, tomah-to. 521 00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:20,667 Ojai spa, Ohio stable. 522 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:23,100 I mean, it's mere semantics. 523 00:19:23,133 --> 00:19:25,409 So it's gonna take, like, four hours to get there. 524 00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:26,680 We're going in a friend's plane. 525 00:19:26,704 --> 00:19:28,276 It's not that big a plane 526 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:32,009 but just enough to get, you know, an 80-pound animal in, 527 00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:33,409 and that would be you. 528 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:36,003 [laughter] 529 00:19:36,033 --> 00:19:37,703 - Hey, Mossy. This is my friend Lisa. 530 00:19:37,734 --> 00:19:39,279 - Hi, Lisa. I'm Mossy. - Hi. 531 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,700 I've already committed, but I have anxiety, 532 00:19:41,734 --> 00:19:44,011 because I don't know what to do with it. 533 00:19:44,035 --> 00:19:46,680 Specifically on the plane, where does it go? 534 00:19:46,704 --> 00:19:48,409 Where do we put it? 535 00:19:48,433 --> 00:19:49,547 It's gonna get antsy. 536 00:19:49,571 --> 00:19:51,167 I get antsy on the plane. 537 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,409 - The most important thing is that she's happy. 538 00:19:53,433 --> 00:19:55,409 I want her to be happy, because it must be, like, 539 00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:57,573 weird for her to leave her farm 540 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,142 and get in a jet and go to Beverly Hills. 541 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:00,276 - What, you think? 542 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,409 You think it'll be a little bit weird 543 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:02,550 for her to leave her farm 544 00:20:02,574 --> 00:20:05,367 and get on a jet to go to Beverly Hills? 545 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,609 - I know, but we're gonna love her. 546 00:20:06,633 --> 00:20:08,703 - Poor thing. 547 00:20:08,734 --> 00:20:11,704 [upbeat music] 548 00:20:11,734 --> 00:20:17,034 ♪ ♪ 549 00:20:17,066 --> 00:20:18,296 - Yahoo! 550 00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,403 Here we are. 551 00:20:19,433 --> 00:20:22,033 - Yeehaw! 552 00:20:22,066 --> 00:20:24,309 - I don't know if we're in yeehaw country. 553 00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:26,173 - Hello, ladies. Welcome to Columbus. 554 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,200 - It's nice to see you. 555 00:20:27,233 --> 00:20:29,273 - Hi. How are we gonna get a pony in there? 556 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:31,042 - Just get in. I don't know. 557 00:20:31,066 --> 00:20:32,443 - We're gonna figure out how to get a pony in there. 558 00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:34,467 - You're gonna help us? - Yes, we will. 559 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,700 - I mean, what the fááá? 560 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,474 - Oh, my God. Here we go. 561 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,530 - We'll make it work. - All right. High five. 562 00:20:42,433 --> 00:20:44,048 Do you think it looks like we're taking the piss 563 00:20:44,072 --> 00:20:45,043 in these cowboy hats? 564 00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:46,126 - Yes. 565 00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:47,309 - I mean, we're not in cowboy country. 566 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,609 - We look fáááing ridiculous. 567 00:20:48,633 --> 00:20:50,343 [thunder crashes] 568 00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:53,627 [gasps] It's pouring. Now what? 569 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:54,767 - Oh, my God. 570 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,200 This is not a good situation. 571 00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:59,076 - Now what? Look at it. 572 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:01,476 I mean, it is pouring. 573 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,746 - I haven't told Ken where we are, even. 574 00:21:03,770 --> 00:21:05,327 We are halfway across the country, 575 00:21:05,367 --> 00:21:07,197 and suddenly there's this bloody storm. 576 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,750 I'm just wondering if we're even gonna be able to leave tonight. 577 00:21:09,774 --> 00:21:12,743 Oh, my God. I mean, it's bucketing down. 578 00:21:12,767 --> 00:21:14,197 Are you expecting a hurricane? 579 00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:16,103 - [laughs] A tornado, maybe. 580 00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:17,373 - What? 581 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,470 - We get tornadoes. - What? 582 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:22,743 - Yeah. both: Tornadoes? 583 00:21:22,767 --> 00:21:24,476 - Tornadoes? 584 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,476 - [screams] Roll it up! 585 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:27,600 Is this a sign? 586 00:21:27,633 --> 00:21:29,109 Is God trying to tell us something here? 587 00:21:29,133 --> 00:21:31,633 Because this is really intense. 588 00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:33,667 [thunder crashes] both: Oh! 589 00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:35,530 [laughter] 590 00:21:35,567 --> 00:21:38,527 [upbeat music] 591 00:21:38,567 --> 00:21:44,367 ♪ ♪ 592 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,000 - Mr. Girardi, I made you coffee. 593 00:21:47,033 --> 00:21:48,333 - Oh, cool. 594 00:21:49,367 --> 00:21:52,097 - Can I get some? - Yeah. 595 00:21:52,133 --> 00:21:55,103 Here you go, babe. - Nothing to it, huh? 596 00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:56,633 - Can we take a quick walk outside? 597 00:21:56,667 --> 00:22:01,527 Going from nothing to everything is pretty amazing. 598 00:22:01,567 --> 00:22:02,627 I love these hedge ranges. 599 00:22:02,667 --> 00:22:04,227 My grandmother loved these things. 600 00:22:04,266 --> 00:22:06,196 Called them mop heads down South. 601 00:22:06,233 --> 00:22:08,103 I was broke, and I was a cocktail waitress, 602 00:22:08,133 --> 00:22:12,003 and Mr. Girardi was my customer for a year. 603 00:22:12,033 --> 00:22:15,543 This tree is, like 100, probably well over 100 years old. 604 00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:17,144 I don't know what we're gonna do with that. 605 00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:20,096 - It looks good. - No, it's dead, babe. 606 00:22:20,133 --> 00:22:21,273 It's legit dead. 607 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:24,270 One day, I gave him my phone number, 608 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:25,545 and I said, "Why don't you give me a call? 609 00:22:25,569 --> 00:22:26,576 Did you hear I was single?" 610 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,670 And he said, "No." 611 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:29,409 And we have never been apart. 612 00:22:29,433 --> 00:22:31,533 We've been married 15 1/2 years. 613 00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:33,009 See here? - Mm-hmm. 614 00:22:33,033 --> 00:22:34,543 - The tiling here has chipped off on the seat. 615 00:22:34,567 --> 00:22:35,667 - Right. 616 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:38,276 - We should redo it... 617 00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:40,130 with your permission. 618 00:22:40,166 --> 00:22:41,496 And then... - Oh, yeah. 619 00:22:41,533 --> 00:22:42,673 - Being broke sucks, 620 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:44,409 and being rich is a lot better, 621 00:22:44,433 --> 00:22:47,433 but at the end of the day, you still are the same person. 622 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:49,297 If you were an assáááá poor, 623 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:52,003 you're gonna be a fáááing rich assáááá, 624 00:22:52,033 --> 00:22:53,309 and if you're a sweetheart poor, 625 00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:55,273 you're just gonna be more of a rich sweetheart. 626 00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:56,576 T? - Yes, hon? 627 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,710 - Are you ready? - I hope so. 628 00:22:58,734 --> 00:23:01,174 - Let me see. Oh, you clean up good. 629 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,700 I got you looking just right. 630 00:23:03,734 --> 00:23:05,474 - Got to make sure the jury likes me today. 631 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,170 - Every day. 632 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:11,330 My husband is the nation's leading plaintiffs attorney. 633 00:23:11,367 --> 00:23:14,576 You probably know him from the Erin Brockovich case. 634 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:18,443 Tom's biggest verdict is over a billion bucks. 635 00:23:18,467 --> 00:23:19,567 [cash register dings] 636 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,176 - We're all set. - Yeah, you look good. 637 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,309 - Cool. 638 00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:23,533 - Yeah, you look nice. 639 00:23:23,567 --> 00:23:25,297 Yeah, I've been called a gold digger, 640 00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:27,176 but I knew that was coming. 641 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,200 I mean, it wasn't like I was so shocked. 642 00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:31,309 I knew there was a huge age difference between us. 643 00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:33,733 It's not like I'm some dum-dum. 644 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,209 After you. - Okay. 645 00:23:36,233 --> 00:23:38,773 - I don't have anything to say to anyone who doubts my marriage 646 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,609 or continues to doubt my marriage 647 00:23:40,633 --> 00:23:42,343 or has doubted my marriage. 648 00:23:42,367 --> 00:23:44,209 I mean, what the fááá's going on in their marriage? 649 00:23:44,233 --> 00:23:45,473 How about that? 650 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:47,470 I love you, baby. Bye. 651 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:52,530 - Love you. - I'll see you later. 652 00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:56,343 - Look. It's clearing, ladies. 653 00:23:56,367 --> 00:23:58,367 - Look how different the weather is. 654 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,600 The weather has changed dramatically. 655 00:24:00,633 --> 00:24:03,609 We are now in another country. 656 00:24:03,633 --> 00:24:04,773 - Aw. 657 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,347 - Oh, my God. - Oh, look at that. 658 00:24:06,371 --> 00:24:08,567 That is a pony with a tutu. 659 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,570 It's a pony with a ballerina dress! 660 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,600 - Oh, my God! 661 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,377 - This is Rosebud. 662 00:24:17,401 --> 00:24:19,670 - Oh, hello! 663 00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:22,400 Oh, you're so small. 664 00:24:22,433 --> 00:24:23,643 Hello. - Hi. 665 00:24:23,667 --> 00:24:27,397 Nice to meet you. - Oh, let me look at you. 666 00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:30,603 Oh, she's tiny. - Hi, I'm Lisa. 667 00:24:30,633 --> 00:24:32,203 - Let me look at you. 668 00:24:32,233 --> 00:24:33,380 - This is the famous Rosebud. 669 00:24:33,404 --> 00:24:37,230 - Oh, my gosh. 670 00:24:37,266 --> 00:24:39,726 - She's so sweet. I want to have her. 671 00:24:39,767 --> 00:24:41,509 I want her to join our home. 672 00:24:41,533 --> 00:24:44,273 And I think Ken's gonna love her. 673 00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:46,200 Aren't you cute? 674 00:24:46,233 --> 00:24:48,980 - My kids are not even gonna believe this. 675 00:24:49,004 --> 00:24:51,770 - You kiss? That's it. 676 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,770 That's our first kiss. 677 00:24:55,667 --> 00:24:58,276 Lordy, let me look at you. 678 00:24:58,300 --> 00:24:59,770 - Oh, I got it. 679 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000 I got one! 680 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:03,142 Look what I got! 681 00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:04,566 - You want to get on my lap? 682 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,546 Let's take this off your shoulders. 683 00:25:06,570 --> 00:25:08,697 Should we take this off you? - Look at it. 684 00:25:08,734 --> 00:25:11,276 - Don't you think she's so cute? - Yeah, I do. 685 00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:12,676 - She's smaller than I thought, even. 686 00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:15,547 - Much smaller than I thought, and she's fatter than I thought. 687 00:25:15,571 --> 00:25:17,367 Is that... is that rude? 688 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,770 That horse has got a potbelly. 689 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,270 Like, a big one. 690 00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:22,430 - I don't think you should comment on her weight. 691 00:25:22,467 --> 00:25:25,027 She's kind of... She might hear you. 692 00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:26,396 - It's really fat. 693 00:25:26,433 --> 00:25:27,543 - What about that potbellied pig? 694 00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:28,997 Would they get on together? 695 00:25:29,033 --> 00:25:30,678 - I don't know if they could ride in the crate together. 696 00:25:30,702 --> 00:25:32,570 - Let's go. Come on. Let's go. - I better not. 697 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,276 I'm getting carried away. - Look at Lisa. 698 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,409 - Lisa. No, no, look. 699 00:25:35,433 --> 00:25:37,103 She's picking up her foot, see? - Come on. 700 00:25:37,133 --> 00:25:38,443 Okay, let's go this way. This will hurt your feet. 701 00:25:38,467 --> 00:25:39,676 Let's go this way. - I don't think she likes it. 702 00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:41,070 See what I mean? 703 00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:43,309 Is she okay? - Yes. 704 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,273 - See that? Is it the shoe? 705 00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:46,710 - I think it's the shoe. - Can you... will you put it on? 706 00:25:46,734 --> 00:25:48,304 - Yeah, we can take... 707 00:25:50,066 --> 00:25:52,576 - I'm starting to see that she looks lame, 708 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,270 and I'm thinking, "Is it the gravel? 709 00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:56,270 Is it her shoes? What is it?" 710 00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:58,045 I'm not looking for perfection here, 711 00:25:58,069 --> 00:25:59,596 but I'm worried about, you know, 712 00:25:59,633 --> 00:26:03,533 is this gonna be something that's giving her a problem? 713 00:26:03,567 --> 00:26:04,710 - No, it shouldn't cause her any problems, 714 00:26:04,734 --> 00:26:06,209 'cause if it was gonna cause any problems, 715 00:26:06,233 --> 00:26:08,273 we would see it by now. 716 00:26:10,433 --> 00:26:12,003 - [exhales deeply] 717 00:26:12,033 --> 00:26:17,309 There's something wrong with this horse. 718 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:19,173 - Coming up... - Okay. 719 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,209 - All right, all right, all right. 720 00:26:21,233 --> 00:26:22,576 - We're gonna have to do something here 721 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,530 so this doesn't look so, like, pubic hair. 722 00:26:30,133 --> 00:26:31,233 No, look. 723 00:26:31,266 --> 00:26:33,066 She's picking up her foot, see? - Come on. 724 00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:34,345 Okay, let's go this way. This will hurt your feet. 725 00:26:34,369 --> 00:26:35,609 Let's go this way. - I don't think she likes it. 726 00:26:35,633 --> 00:26:37,603 I need to really have a good look at her, 727 00:26:37,633 --> 00:26:40,333 because I don't want to start off with a problem. 728 00:26:40,367 --> 00:26:41,509 - No, it shouldn't cause her any problems, 729 00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:43,042 'cause if it was gonna cause any problems, 730 00:26:43,066 --> 00:26:44,209 we would see it by now. 731 00:26:44,233 --> 00:26:46,103 - Horses are complicated enough. 732 00:26:46,133 --> 00:26:47,743 - The smaller they are, they tend to have a little bit more 733 00:26:47,767 --> 00:26:49,176 just because of the way that they're built. 734 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,376 - But why didn't you say that? 735 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,609 That's just where I'm a little concerned. 736 00:26:51,633 --> 00:26:52,610 - Right. 737 00:26:52,634 --> 00:26:55,103 - My gut says don't do it, 738 00:26:55,133 --> 00:26:57,103 but I have to let Lisa make her own... 739 00:26:57,133 --> 00:26:58,233 It's not my decision. 740 00:26:58,266 --> 00:26:59,596 - She's always been fine. 741 00:26:59,633 --> 00:27:02,343 I mean, if you guys weren't in a rush to leave, 742 00:27:02,367 --> 00:27:03,376 we could certainly have a vet out here, 743 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,647 and we could do an X-ray. 744 00:27:04,671 --> 00:27:06,497 - Give me a sign. 745 00:27:06,533 --> 00:27:10,643 Give me a sign. Want to come with me? 746 00:27:10,667 --> 00:27:13,597 - [indistinct] - Sure. 747 00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:16,133 - I mean, it has to be entirely up to you. 748 00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:18,226 I don't know. I have no... 749 00:27:18,266 --> 00:27:19,643 - But she'll have a good home. 750 00:27:19,667 --> 00:27:22,327 - She would have a good home with you, absolutely. 751 00:27:22,367 --> 00:27:23,509 It's got to be your choice. 752 00:27:23,533 --> 00:27:26,003 What does your gut say? - Take her. 753 00:27:26,033 --> 00:27:28,242 - Really? Then take her. 754 00:27:28,266 --> 00:27:31,109 - Now I don't know what to do, because I've come all this way, 755 00:27:31,133 --> 00:27:35,103 and my friend has brought me in his jet and Lisa, 756 00:27:35,133 --> 00:27:38,109 but I don't know if I'm actually capable of taking care 757 00:27:38,133 --> 00:27:40,473 of a horse with a problematic leg. 758 00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:42,376 But to give Ken a little horse 759 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,200 with a host of problems already... 760 00:27:44,233 --> 00:27:46,673 Let's say she has to be put down. 761 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:48,170 - "Do we take it? I love it. 762 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,630 "I want to take it. No, it's better here. 763 00:27:50,667 --> 00:27:52,167 "No, I love it. I want it. 764 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,530 "I just love it. I have to take it for what it is. 765 00:27:54,567 --> 00:27:56,227 No matter what, I will love it." 766 00:27:56,266 --> 00:27:59,366 I just see disaster written all over it. 767 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:00,546 - Hello? - Hey, listen. 768 00:28:00,570 --> 00:28:02,367 Don't say anything for a second, okay? 769 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,670 Just listen. You're gonna think I'm around the bend. 770 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:06,430 I'm not at a spa with Lisa. 771 00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:11,543 I've come all the way to Ohio because I saw this little pony 772 00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:13,427 called Rosebud that I was gonna buy you. 773 00:28:13,467 --> 00:28:16,267 I was gonna bring it back tonight, but now I'm here, 774 00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:20,030 I notice that she looks like she's lame in her right leg, 775 00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:21,396 but I love her, 776 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:22,573 and I-I want her. 777 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,000 What do you think? 778 00:28:24,033 --> 00:28:25,276 Am I an idiot? 779 00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:27,576 Do you want it? 780 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,130 - I don't know. 781 00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:30,710 I would just want to know what's wrong with her. 782 00:28:30,734 --> 00:28:34,034 - Well, she's got a right leg that's turning over, 783 00:28:34,066 --> 00:28:35,309 but did you want a little horse? 784 00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:36,743 If I got you this little horse anyway, 785 00:28:36,767 --> 00:28:37,997 would you have wanted it 786 00:28:38,033 --> 00:28:40,073 if I brought it to you tomorrow? 787 00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:41,530 - I can't do that. 788 00:28:41,567 --> 00:28:43,309 You've got to take their advice. 789 00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:45,443 - I wouldn't have flown all the way across the country 790 00:28:45,467 --> 00:28:46,997 to get the smallest horse in the world 791 00:28:47,033 --> 00:28:49,603 that's turned out to have one dodgy leg. 792 00:28:49,633 --> 00:28:52,133 - Lisa usually knows exactly what she wants. 793 00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:56,576 She loves Giggy for who Giggy is, hair or no hair. 794 00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:00,176 So I'm trying to be empathetic to what she's feeling, 795 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,710 because I know she's fallen for this horse. 796 00:29:02,734 --> 00:29:05,574 - I mean, it's got to be your decision, really. 797 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,710 - I'm gonna call you back. 798 00:29:07,734 --> 00:29:09,474 I think this is a nightmare. 799 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:11,030 I think the whole thing. - Really? 800 00:29:11,066 --> 00:29:13,609 I think you're right. 801 00:29:13,633 --> 00:29:15,333 And I'm ready for a cocktail. 802 00:29:15,367 --> 00:29:17,476 I don't think I can stand here any longer, okay? I'm done. 803 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:18,600 - Me too. - Right? 804 00:29:18,633 --> 00:29:20,303 I love this. I love this horse. - Okay. 805 00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:22,079 I'm gonna take a picture of her. 806 00:29:22,103 --> 00:29:25,200 I'm gonna go home, and if Ken says, "I still want her" 807 00:29:25,233 --> 00:29:26,750 and the vet looks her over and we speak, 808 00:29:26,774 --> 00:29:28,727 and then you say you'll send her... 809 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,743 - We had such a plan. It was so exciting. 810 00:29:30,767 --> 00:29:32,097 It was gonna be so fun. 811 00:29:32,133 --> 00:29:34,750 But we are literally there for five hours. 812 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:37,097 I'm done. Get in that car. 813 00:29:37,133 --> 00:29:39,433 Get in the car right now. Get in that car. 814 00:29:39,467 --> 00:29:42,197 Get your stuff, and get in that car right now. 815 00:29:42,233 --> 00:29:44,209 Come on, let's go. - But I love her dearly. 816 00:29:44,233 --> 00:29:48,033 - I know, so if it works out, she'll be driven to you. 817 00:29:48,066 --> 00:29:49,976 - Get me a glass of wine. - God. I mean, seriously. 818 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,976 We're drinking home... On the way home. 819 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,600 We're drinking. 820 00:29:55,633 --> 00:29:58,103 - I spent three weeks talking to this woman. 821 00:29:58,133 --> 00:29:59,248 - You usually get what you want. 822 00:29:59,272 --> 00:30:00,376 You didn't get what you want. 823 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,245 It's gonna be hard for you. 824 00:30:02,269 --> 00:30:05,376 [laughter] 825 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,109 - Oh, you're back. How was the spa day? Good? 826 00:30:08,133 --> 00:30:11,103 - Oh, we're so relaxed. 827 00:30:11,133 --> 00:30:13,376 - Ken, look at me. I'm covered in horse sháá. 828 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,377 Are you disappointed? 829 00:30:14,401 --> 00:30:15,647 - Well, in a way, yes, 830 00:30:15,671 --> 00:30:17,067 but in a way, no. 831 00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:18,770 - I'm gonna let you guys have a moment. 832 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,209 I'm gonna go home. - Oh, darling. 833 00:30:20,233 --> 00:30:25,109 - You have the moment, and everything will be fine. 834 00:30:25,133 --> 00:30:26,133 We did the right thing. 835 00:30:26,166 --> 00:30:27,396 - So did you have fun, though? 836 00:30:27,433 --> 00:30:28,643 - Yeah, we had a laugh. 837 00:30:28,667 --> 00:30:30,076 - Bye, darling. - Thank you, my dear. 838 00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:31,230 - Thank you. 839 00:30:31,266 --> 00:30:32,676 Thank you for being a really good friend. 840 00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,009 And I do owe you one. 841 00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:36,033 - I would do it again but not right now. 842 00:30:36,066 --> 00:30:37,696 - Okay. - See you tomorrow. 843 00:30:37,734 --> 00:30:40,274 - Bye. - Bye. Bye-bye. 844 00:30:40,300 --> 00:30:42,170 - Would you have wanted this little horse? 845 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,009 - If you brought it home, yes. 846 00:30:44,033 --> 00:30:45,010 Where are you going now? 847 00:30:45,034 --> 00:30:46,133 - I'm going to bed. 848 00:30:46,166 --> 00:30:49,142 [upbeat music] 849 00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:56,142 ♪ ♪ 850 00:30:56,166 --> 00:30:58,366 - You look hot. - Thank you, baby. 851 00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,409 - Come on in. 852 00:30:59,433 --> 00:31:02,009 Before we start sweating and all of that, 853 00:31:02,033 --> 00:31:04,103 let's come on over to your little fashion corner. 854 00:31:04,133 --> 00:31:05,373 - Let's do it. - All right. 855 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:09,130 - By day, I'm Erika Girardi, married to Tom Girardi, 856 00:31:09,166 --> 00:31:10,266 uber famous lawyer. 857 00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:13,530 But by night, I'm something else. 858 00:31:13,567 --> 00:31:15,197 - They're all crystaled and ready to go. 859 00:31:15,233 --> 00:31:18,176 This one, we made some changes to after we talked last time, 860 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,576 got rid of some of the mesh in here. 861 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,577 - Added to the bust. 862 00:31:20,601 --> 00:31:22,042 - Added some more stones into the bust. 863 00:31:22,066 --> 00:31:23,396 - I have an alter ego. 864 00:31:23,433 --> 00:31:25,176 Her name is Erika Jayne. 865 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,309 ♪ All I had was ♪ 866 00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:29,309 ♪ Like a painkiller ♪ 867 00:31:29,333 --> 00:31:30,673 She's sassy. 868 00:31:30,700 --> 00:31:33,330 She's class and ass and heels 869 00:31:33,367 --> 00:31:35,576 and all woman all the time, curvy. 870 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,576 She's over-the-top fabulous. 871 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:39,600 Okay. 872 00:31:39,633 --> 00:31:41,403 - All right, all right, all right. 873 00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:43,443 - Not finished. 874 00:31:43,467 --> 00:31:45,044 I've had eight number one hits 875 00:31:45,068 --> 00:31:47,566 on the Billboard Dance Club charts, soon to be nine. 876 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:48,710 I've performed all around the world... 877 00:31:48,734 --> 00:31:51,534 All over Asia, Europe, the Middle East, 878 00:31:51,567 --> 00:31:53,727 every major city in the United States. 879 00:31:53,767 --> 00:31:56,343 We're gonna have to do something here so this doesn't look so, 880 00:31:56,367 --> 00:31:57,567 like, pubic hair. 881 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,076 But I have a lot more dance floors to conquer. 882 00:32:00,100 --> 00:32:01,747 - Pat the puss. Pat the puss. 883 00:32:01,771 --> 00:32:04,197 Pat the puss. Drop it down. Bounce. 884 00:32:04,233 --> 00:32:06,080 - Erika Jayne is a total rebel. 885 00:32:06,104 --> 00:32:07,209 Up in here. 886 00:32:07,233 --> 00:32:08,573 We get it up in here. 887 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,200 If I don't honor it with my inner bad girl, 888 00:32:11,233 --> 00:32:12,233 I'm not gonna be happy. 889 00:32:12,266 --> 00:32:14,066 Hey! 890 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:16,100 - Whoo! 891 00:32:16,133 --> 00:32:17,303 - Good rehearsal. 892 00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:20,303 [upbeat music] 893 00:32:20,333 --> 00:32:21,733 ♪ ♪ 894 00:32:21,767 --> 00:32:24,227 - Let's put rosé on the table, yeah? 895 00:32:24,266 --> 00:32:25,609 - Okay. 896 00:32:25,633 --> 00:32:27,476 - And then who's gonna be outside with the hats? 897 00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,700 - Anya and I. - Can we hurry up with this? 898 00:32:29,734 --> 00:32:31,334 I don't want to see any earth. 899 00:32:31,367 --> 00:32:32,967 Get rid of everything. - Okay, just fine. 900 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,200 - Yankee, do not poo on my bridge, okay? 901 00:32:35,233 --> 00:32:37,473 Why is there an umbrella here? It's not gonna rain. 902 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:40,247 After yesterday, I couldn't have any more bad luck. 903 00:32:40,271 --> 00:32:43,766 The whole little horse situation was such a fiasco, 904 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,230 so now I just want to concentrate on making Ken 905 00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:49,266 just a beautiful birthday lunch. 906 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,630 - Just deep breathe. Come on. 907 00:32:51,667 --> 00:32:53,242 Take a deep breathe. You will be fine. 908 00:32:53,266 --> 00:32:54,743 - You mean deep breath, not deep breathe. 909 00:32:54,767 --> 00:32:56,376 - Yeah, breathe, not breath. - Take a deep breath. 910 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,530 - Deep breath. Okay, got it. [laughs] 911 00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:03,376 - So obviously I'm gonna be on the throne. 912 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,100 - No, Ken. It's for Ken's birthday. 913 00:33:06,133 --> 00:33:07,676 - Oh, don't be so stupid. Why would we do that? 914 00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:09,076 - Why not? - I want to be on the throne. 915 00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:10,509 Ken can sit somewhere down here. - Come on. 916 00:33:10,533 --> 00:33:12,203 - Of course it's my throne. 917 00:33:12,233 --> 00:33:13,979 I mean, it's Ken's birthday, 918 00:33:14,003 --> 00:33:16,770 but, you know, the queen has to sit on the throne. 919 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,430 Happy birthday, darling. 920 00:33:18,467 --> 00:33:20,009 Hi there. 921 00:33:20,033 --> 00:33:21,142 - Coming up... 922 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,543 - You're 70, 923 00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:27,276 but I guarantee you will be seeing a 69 very soon. 924 00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:28,300 - Who from? [laughter] 925 00:33:36,033 --> 00:33:39,273 ♪ ♪ 926 00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:42,230 - Lisa. You look fabulous, darling. 927 00:33:42,266 --> 00:33:43,676 Are you wearing a bra? 928 00:33:43,700 --> 00:33:45,170 I see your tits. 929 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,676 - For God's sake. 930 00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:49,670 [upbeat music] 931 00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:51,270 ♪ ♪ 932 00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:53,276 - Hi, guys. - Happy birthday. 933 00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:55,270 - Birthday boy. - You have to pick one. 934 00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:56,409 What do you like? - Oh. 935 00:33:56,433 --> 00:33:59,033 Only Lisa Vanderpump would have a hat tree. 936 00:33:59,066 --> 00:34:00,296 I think it's amazing. 937 00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:03,603 - Eileen. Hi there. - Hi, Ken. Happy birthday. 938 00:34:03,633 --> 00:34:06,303 - How are you? Happy birthday. Nice to see you. 939 00:34:06,333 --> 00:34:08,447 - That looks great on you. Get over here. 940 00:34:08,471 --> 00:34:10,567 - Wow, you look gorgeous. - Beautiful. 941 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,045 - All right. - Ready? 942 00:34:12,069 --> 00:34:14,196 - I was so looking forward to playing with the pony. 943 00:34:14,233 --> 00:34:15,443 - I know. 944 00:34:15,467 --> 00:34:18,167 Basically, we flew kind of thousands of miles 945 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,730 for a three-legged pony. 946 00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:21,443 - [laughs] 947 00:34:21,467 --> 00:34:23,997 - Look what's arrived. 948 00:34:24,033 --> 00:34:25,309 There's a certain amount of trouble 949 00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:26,603 just about to enter the room. 950 00:34:26,633 --> 00:34:29,403 Well, hello. - Hi. 951 00:34:29,433 --> 00:34:32,176 - Welcome to back to La-La. 952 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,700 How are you? - Back to reality. I'm fine. 953 00:34:34,734 --> 00:34:36,334 This is so fun. I love the hats. 954 00:34:36,367 --> 00:34:37,527 - I know, right? 955 00:34:37,567 --> 00:34:39,576 Eileen, you don't know John and Taylor. 956 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,430 - No, I don't. How are you? - This is Eileen. 957 00:34:41,467 --> 00:34:43,367 - Uh-oh. Battle of the hats. 958 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,630 - Nice to see you. - And this is John. 959 00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:48,567 Pandora, you know. Are you moving back? 960 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,070 - We are. We're moving back. 961 00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:51,343 - You are? Where do you live now? 962 00:34:51,367 --> 00:34:55,209 - Actually, there's a house for sale on your street. 963 00:34:55,233 --> 00:34:58,333 - No, I don't want Taylor on the stroll 964 00:34:58,367 --> 00:34:59,467 as my next door neighbor. 965 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:00,770 - Just down the road. 966 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,330 - I think I'm gonna put in an offer on it right now. 967 00:35:04,367 --> 00:35:06,209 Beverly Hills is fine. 968 00:35:06,233 --> 00:35:09,476 Los Angeles is better. 969 00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:11,330 - Oh, Jesus Christ. 970 00:35:11,367 --> 00:35:15,227 - There she is, my partner in crime. 971 00:35:15,266 --> 00:35:18,466 Look at you, you gorgeous thing. 972 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:21,343 Oh, my God. Where did you get that? 973 00:35:21,367 --> 00:35:25,097 [laughter] 974 00:35:25,133 --> 00:35:27,133 - I know. Hi. - How are you? 975 00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,376 - Oh, this is Taylor. John, Lisa. 976 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:29,630 - Hello, Taylor. 977 00:35:29,667 --> 00:35:30,976 - How are you? 978 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000 - Oh, Lisa, we've met each other, but again... 979 00:35:33,033 --> 00:35:34,509 - I'm just glad to see there's somebody 980 00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:36,242 with a bigger mouth than me in the room now. 981 00:35:36,266 --> 00:35:38,226 It's awesome. - Honey... 982 00:35:38,266 --> 00:35:40,126 - Thanks for taking the pressure off. 983 00:35:40,166 --> 00:35:43,366 - She's got a bigger mouth than I do. 984 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,400 [indistinct conversation] 985 00:35:45,433 --> 00:35:49,203 - Happy birthday. Mwah. 986 00:35:49,233 --> 00:35:51,209 - Yeah, thank you for yesterday. - And I have a little... 987 00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:52,380 I have a little something for you. 988 00:35:52,404 --> 00:35:54,643 - Oh, you got it! 989 00:35:54,667 --> 00:35:58,227 - Great. Great job, Rinna. 990 00:35:58,266 --> 00:35:59,509 - Is this gonna go with my red lips? 991 00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:01,109 - Oh, it looks perfect. 992 00:36:01,133 --> 00:36:03,673 Oh, my God. You look stunning, my love. 993 00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:07,000 - Oh, wow. 994 00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:08,550 - Hello, how are you? - How are you? Oh, my God. 995 00:36:08,574 --> 00:36:11,167 These hats are too big. - Hi. 996 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,840 - You look really pretty. - Oh, thank you. 997 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,400 - And so do you. - Thank you. 998 00:36:14,433 --> 00:36:15,676 - Is this... is this bad, though? 999 00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:17,242 Do we have it? 'Cause it was either this or nipples. 1000 00:36:17,266 --> 00:36:18,396 And I opted for this. 1001 00:36:18,433 --> 00:36:20,173 - What's that? - These little cup things. 1002 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,400 Oh. - Very aggressive. 1003 00:36:21,433 --> 00:36:22,680 - Well, I'm au naturel. - Very aggressive. 1004 00:36:22,704 --> 00:36:25,300 Well, I could do that, but... get away. 1005 00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:26,678 - Where do we get them? - Anywhere. 1006 00:36:26,702 --> 00:36:28,145 - Let me try. - Okay, I'm being assaulted. 1007 00:36:28,169 --> 00:36:29,543 Where's my husband? - Walk away from her. 1008 00:36:29,567 --> 00:36:31,142 - Hi. 1009 00:36:31,166 --> 00:36:34,142 - Oh, my God. - Look who it is. 1010 00:36:34,166 --> 00:36:35,366 I miss you. 1011 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:36,543 - I miss you too. - So good to see you. 1012 00:36:36,567 --> 00:36:39,009 - I can't even get close to you 1013 00:36:39,033 --> 00:36:40,373 with all this hat situation thing. 1014 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,145 You look gorgeous, by the way. - So do you. 1015 00:36:42,169 --> 00:36:43,296 - When I saw the picture, 1016 00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:45,276 it did look a bit like a donkey, to be honest. 1017 00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:46,710 I mean, if you want to get a mini-horse, 1018 00:36:46,734 --> 00:36:48,004 you get a mini-horse. 1019 00:36:48,033 --> 00:36:49,433 This was a pregnant donkey. 1020 00:36:49,467 --> 00:36:51,297 - But she had a tutu on it when we got there. 1021 00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:53,580 - Yeah, to cover the... That was a maternity tutu. 1022 00:36:53,604 --> 00:36:55,309 - Exactly. She did... 1023 00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:58,176 - I'm not talking about this anymore. 1024 00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,700 I'm not talking about this anymore. 1025 00:36:59,734 --> 00:37:01,304 It was a disaster. 1026 00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:02,476 So do you think we should sit down? 1027 00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:04,576 Come on, darling. Come and sit down. 1028 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,530 - Why do I feel like a storm is brewing? 1029 00:37:06,567 --> 00:37:10,027 It's so typical in this crew. [laughs] 1030 00:37:10,066 --> 00:37:11,426 - Camille, darling. You're here. 1031 00:37:11,467 --> 00:37:14,667 - It's raining. - Oh, my God! 1032 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:17,030 - Oh, no! 1033 00:37:17,066 --> 00:37:19,176 - Has your luck changed, Lisa? 1034 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,609 Lisa is really having to deal with a lot. 1035 00:37:20,633 --> 00:37:22,603 First she didn't get the pony that she wanted, 1036 00:37:22,633 --> 00:37:24,473 and now she called for sunshine, 1037 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:26,576 and it's thunder and lightning. 1038 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:30,100 - Who cares? It's fun. Let's sit down. 1039 00:37:30,133 --> 00:37:32,609 - Hello? Did you not get the memo up there? 1040 00:37:32,633 --> 00:37:35,303 Lisa Vanderpump gets what she wants. 1041 00:37:35,333 --> 00:37:37,303 [thunder rumbles] 1042 00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:38,573 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1043 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,500 - Cheers to all of you. 1044 00:37:40,533 --> 00:37:44,503 Happy birthday, Ken. All: Happy birthday! 1045 00:37:44,533 --> 00:37:48,076 [upbeat music] 1046 00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:50,170 - I love caviar. - I know. Me too. 1047 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,430 I love it. 1048 00:37:53,467 --> 00:37:54,609 - Okay, does this look ridiculous? 1049 00:37:54,633 --> 00:37:56,747 Should I take mine off? - No, why? 1050 00:37:56,771 --> 00:37:58,027 Don't you think it's fun? 1051 00:37:58,066 --> 00:38:00,209 - It's clashing with my lipstick. 1052 00:38:00,233 --> 00:38:01,733 - What's going on with Yolanda? 1053 00:38:01,767 --> 00:38:04,097 - I am so, like, confused. 1054 00:38:04,133 --> 00:38:05,480 It seems strange to me 1055 00:38:05,504 --> 00:38:10,070 that she's like, happy selfie, sick selfie, 1056 00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:11,376 happy selfie, sick selfie. 1057 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,343 And also, like, I'm trying to follow her on Instagram, 1058 00:38:13,367 --> 00:38:14,976 but, like, I don't like seeing the whole needle 1059 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,509 in the arm thing all the time. 1060 00:38:17,533 --> 00:38:20,503 It's a little much. - I wonder. 1061 00:38:20,533 --> 00:38:24,242 There must be a need for her for why she needs to do that. 1062 00:38:24,266 --> 00:38:25,376 - Well, I don't get that. - I don't know. 1063 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,230 But there's a reason. 1064 00:38:27,266 --> 00:38:29,366 I think she's trying to get the word out. 1065 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,509 - It seems like there's a lot of back and forth, 1066 00:38:31,533 --> 00:38:32,976 and I don't understand. 1067 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,509 Normally, people just do some antibiotics. 1068 00:38:34,533 --> 00:38:35,813 They move on. But this, to me... 1069 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,770 I smell a misdiagnosis. - Well, that could be. 1070 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,500 You know, she's gonna... I probably... she should tell you, 1071 00:38:41,533 --> 00:38:43,650 but she's gonna check out some other things. 1072 00:38:43,674 --> 00:38:47,127 I think that Taylor is definitely overstepping. 1073 00:38:47,166 --> 00:38:49,643 Why is she being so vocal about this to me? 1074 00:38:49,667 --> 00:38:51,244 It makes me uncomfortable. 1075 00:38:51,268 --> 00:38:52,496 - Like, she needs... 1076 00:38:52,533 --> 00:38:54,773 I know that she has the best doctors money can buy, 1077 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,145 but I just am like, 1078 00:38:56,169 --> 00:38:58,526 "This is just too many other things." 1079 00:38:58,567 --> 00:38:59,544 I just... 1080 00:38:59,568 --> 00:39:01,397 - Taylor's got a big mouth, 1081 00:39:01,433 --> 00:39:03,533 and she gets stuck right in the middle of things, 1082 00:39:03,567 --> 00:39:06,427 so sometimes I have to tell her to shut up. 1083 00:39:06,467 --> 00:39:08,567 I'm gonna make a toast. I'm gonna make a toast. 1084 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:12,270 I love you. 1085 00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:13,547 - You cheering to me or Giggy? - No, Giggy. 1086 00:39:13,571 --> 00:39:16,367 I'll get to you later, darling. 1087 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,142 I just love you. 1088 00:39:18,166 --> 00:39:20,396 I've spent half your life with you, 1089 00:39:20,433 --> 00:39:24,373 and you always continue to inspire me. 1090 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,430 You are my love, my life, 1091 00:39:26,467 --> 00:39:30,297 and I-I could not be more in love with you now. 1092 00:39:30,333 --> 00:39:33,409 You are 70 in the next two days, 1093 00:39:33,433 --> 00:39:37,576 but I guarantee you you will be seeing a 69 very soon. 1094 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,630 [laughter] - Whoo! 1095 00:39:44,066 --> 00:39:47,309 - Can I just say, who from? 1096 00:39:47,333 --> 00:39:48,603 [laughter] 1097 00:39:48,633 --> 00:39:51,443 - Take your pick. 1098 00:39:51,467 --> 00:39:52,697 - Coming up... 1099 00:39:52,734 --> 00:39:55,704 [all screaming] 1100 00:40:04,367 --> 00:40:06,397 - Let's go in. - Ken, is this yours? 1101 00:40:06,433 --> 00:40:09,403 [laughter] 1102 00:40:09,433 --> 00:40:11,433 - Oh, my God. It feels so good. 1103 00:40:11,467 --> 00:40:13,167 Feels so good. - Oh, my God. 1104 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,330 - Okay, I'm coming through here. 1105 00:40:15,367 --> 00:40:19,197 - It'll be fine. Just unbelievable. 1106 00:40:19,233 --> 00:40:20,743 - Sit, darling. Sit. 1107 00:40:20,767 --> 00:40:23,497 We're like hackling hens at a tea party. 1108 00:40:23,533 --> 00:40:25,348 You actually look quite angelic in those hats. 1109 00:40:25,372 --> 00:40:27,376 - You're all so pretty. You all look very beautiful. 1110 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:28,609 - They all look so innocent. 1111 00:40:28,633 --> 00:40:31,633 - I'm a little bored; I'm not gonna lie. 1112 00:40:31,667 --> 00:40:33,627 - I'm gonna go feel the pool. 1113 00:40:33,667 --> 00:40:34,947 - I mean, I don't need somebody, 1114 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,476 like, naked dancing on the table, 1115 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:39,200 but I need a little spark of something to grab my attention. 1116 00:40:39,233 --> 00:40:40,433 - It feels so nice. 1117 00:40:40,467 --> 00:40:41,743 - Do you want to go... - It actually feels heated. 1118 00:40:41,767 --> 00:40:44,197 - Swimming in the rain? - This is fabulous. 1119 00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:45,309 - In the rain. - Doesn't it feel so good? 1120 00:40:45,333 --> 00:40:47,433 - It's so good. - In the rain. 1121 00:40:47,467 --> 00:40:49,427 - There's a cliff. Don't get close. 1122 00:40:49,467 --> 00:40:50,743 - No, I'm not. I would never push. 1123 00:40:50,767 --> 00:40:52,743 That's Lisa Vanderpump that would push. Look at her. 1124 00:40:52,767 --> 00:40:54,097 The horns are coming out. 1125 00:40:54,133 --> 00:40:55,573 I see horns. 1126 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,376 - Oh, my God. 1127 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:02,643 - I'm taking off [indistinct]. 1128 00:41:02,667 --> 00:41:04,997 - Okay, girls. 1129 00:41:05,033 --> 00:41:08,073 [all screaming] 1130 00:41:15,266 --> 00:41:17,496 - Happy birthday, Ken! 1131 00:41:17,533 --> 00:41:18,650 - What was going on? 1132 00:41:18,674 --> 00:41:21,376 It was an elegant English garden party. 1133 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,130 Suddenly, it's, like, turned into wet and wild. 1134 00:41:24,166 --> 00:41:27,696 [all screaming] 1135 00:41:30,133 --> 00:41:36,109 - Oh, my God, Ken! 1136 00:41:36,133 --> 00:41:38,509 - He just had hip replacement surgery. 1137 00:41:38,533 --> 00:41:39,703 You don't do that. 1138 00:41:39,734 --> 00:41:41,434 - Ken's having fun. 1139 00:41:41,467 --> 00:41:43,997 [all talking] 1140 00:41:44,033 --> 00:41:47,133 - I'm concerned but primarily because of his shoes. 1141 00:41:47,166 --> 00:41:48,409 I saw that his shoes looked like 1142 00:41:48,433 --> 00:41:50,033 they were really, really expensive. 1143 00:41:50,066 --> 00:41:51,526 - Don't worry. I'm fine. 1144 00:41:51,567 --> 00:41:52,676 [laughter] 1145 00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:55,543 Make sure my hair's okay. 1146 00:41:55,567 --> 00:41:59,567 - Happy birthday, Ken. 1147 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,400 - What's she doing? What are you doing? 1148 00:42:02,433 --> 00:42:04,233 - There Ken is, floating in the pool, 1149 00:42:04,266 --> 00:42:06,166 surrounded by a gaggle of gorgeous women. 1150 00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,400 I don't think he'll be forgetting his 70th birthday 1151 00:42:08,433 --> 00:42:09,410 anytime soon. 1152 00:42:09,434 --> 00:42:12,533 [laughter] 1153 00:42:12,567 --> 00:42:16,276 - Next time on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"... 1154 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:17,630 - I feel like that fat cat 1155 00:42:17,667 --> 00:42:21,427 in that YouTube video that can't get through the door. 1156 00:42:21,467 --> 00:42:24,467 Every woman has a little bit of Erika Jayne inside of her. 1157 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:28,042 She's just dying to get out. 1158 00:42:28,066 --> 00:42:29,443 - I wanted to get Ken something 1159 00:42:29,467 --> 00:42:30,707 that will take his breath away. 1160 00:42:30,734 --> 00:42:32,074 - I'm like... 1161 00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:34,030 - You're speechless. 1162 00:42:34,066 --> 00:42:36,209 - I can't look at the clock and go, "Okay, it's almost 9:00. 1163 00:42:36,233 --> 00:42:37,710 Now I can get mad at him." I mean, I can't do that. 1164 00:42:37,734 --> 00:42:40,404 - No, because you're an idiot. 1165 00:42:40,433 --> 00:42:43,710 - If I just do my pills for ten days, 1166 00:42:43,734 --> 00:42:45,174 you don't think that's enough? 1167 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,576 If somebody tells me to swallow bark, I will do it. 1168 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,400 - "True Munchausen syndrome 1169 00:42:50,433 --> 00:42:53,273 "wherein those affected feign disease, illness, 1170 00:42:53,300 --> 00:42:56,710 "or psychological trauma to draw attention, sympathy, 1171 00:42:56,734 --> 00:43:01,204 or reassurance to themselves." 1172 00:43:01,233 --> 00:43:02,603 Is this real? 1173 00:43:02,633 --> 00:43:06,033 - To learn more about the Housewives, go to bravotv.com.