1 00:00:21,859 --> 00:00:24,379 (Alice, on the phone) - Hello, do you rent an apartment? 2 00:00:24,630 --> 00:00:26,130 What on the walls needs to be cleaned? 3 00:00:26,381 --> 00:00:27,869 (phone rings) 4 00:00:28,119 --> 00:00:30,372 Hello, I'm talking about the apartment... 5 00:00:31,237 --> 00:00:34,204 The ad said "from the owner." 6 00:00:34,685 --> 00:00:37,225 (phone rings) Hello, is the apartment still available for rent? 7 00:00:37,759 --> 00:00:39,259 Did you submit it a month ago? 8 00:00:40,686 --> 00:00:44,422 No I don't want to live with your grandmother for another month. Sorry. 9 00:00:44,673 --> 00:00:48,437 (phone rings) What do you mean, “wait until the body is taken out”? 10 00:00:48,688 --> 00:00:51,761 Tell me, why are there photographs? don't match what I... 11 00:00:53,297 --> 00:00:55,589 No, no, not in six months, now. 12 00:00:56,135 --> 00:00:59,591 So, how many squares? Seventy? Yes, I can come. 13 00:00:59,842 --> 00:01:02,704 I have time, yes, yes, yes. That's it, see you soon then. 14 00:01:04,818 --> 00:01:06,776 (phone rings) 15 00:01:09,451 --> 00:01:11,993 - Hello. -Hello! Well, can we congratulate you? 16 00:01:12,243 --> 00:01:14,201 -Kostya, let’s not go ahead of time. 17 00:01:14,451 --> 00:01:17,034 -Little Fox, if you doubt it, let's wait some more. 18 00:01:17,284 --> 00:01:20,034 - No, no! I'm sure this time everything will work out. 19 00:01:20,284 --> 00:01:22,893 -What a man! And all the teeth are in place. 20 00:01:24,706 --> 00:01:26,006 -Thank you. 21 00:01:26,724 --> 00:01:29,538 Okay, that's it. Stay in touch, kiss you. - That's it, come on. Bye, see you. 22 00:01:49,090 --> 00:01:51,631 -Excuse me, but is this the twelfth apartment? 23 00:01:53,158 --> 00:01:54,824 -Excellent sound insulation. 24 00:01:55,074 --> 00:01:56,914 -Is this all for viewing? - Let's pass. 25 00:01:57,164 --> 00:01:59,289 -Can I drink some water? -You can drink from the tap. 26 00:01:59,539 --> 00:02:01,139 (guests chatting) 27 00:02:01,937 --> 00:02:05,187 That's it, attention. Well! Well, gentlemen! 28 00:02:05,438 --> 00:02:07,067 (girl) -You stink afterwards. 29 00:02:07,321 --> 00:02:10,183 -I anticipate your questions, but the owner of the apartment is a serious person 30 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:13,614 and he won’t house anyone anyway. Therefore there will be something like a competition. 31 00:02:13,865 --> 00:02:16,014 -They told me check-in today! -Yes, today. 32 00:02:16,265 --> 00:02:18,181 -Is this a scam? -With animals - not immediately. 33 00:02:18,432 --> 00:02:20,273 -But my Nina never... - Not at once! 34 00:02:21,018 --> 00:02:24,268 Friends, we are looking for tenants. Married couples have an advantage 35 00:02:24,518 --> 00:02:26,039 and the one who pays the most. 36 00:02:26,290 --> 00:02:29,207 Pearl! Downtown! Believe me, for that kind of money... 37 00:02:29,458 --> 00:02:32,291 -This is a gift, not an apartment. Sorry I'm late, honey. 38 00:02:32,606 --> 00:02:34,379 -What? -Sorry, you... 39 00:02:34,637 --> 00:02:36,663 -I forgive. I'm Ivan. 40 00:02:37,410 --> 00:02:39,327 The husband of this beautiful shy woman. 41 00:02:39,577 --> 00:02:42,777 Well, relax. We are the ones you need. 42 00:02:43,028 --> 00:02:44,903 My wife and I are responsible people. 43 00:02:45,154 --> 00:02:47,177 After all, we've been married for five years. 44 00:02:48,290 --> 00:02:50,998 -Six. -Oh, six, exactly. 45 00:02:51,678 --> 00:02:53,178 What would I do without her? 46 00:02:54,053 --> 00:02:55,678 -Good luck to you. -Money is not a problem. 47 00:02:55,928 --> 00:02:57,973 -We work in the field... -IT. 48 00:02:58,224 --> 00:02:59,733 - Exactly. Yes. 49 00:02:59,984 --> 00:03:02,353 No pets. Allergy. 50 00:03:02,604 --> 00:03:05,584 Yes, we even got a fish once, she's so swollen 51 00:03:05,835 --> 00:03:08,210 that I had to close the windows, so as not to fly away. 52 00:03:09,828 --> 00:03:12,706 Let's end this pointless haggling. Where are the keys? 53 00:03:14,198 --> 00:03:17,792 -Ah, goodbye. Don't lose your contacts. -Honey, I love you so much. 54 00:03:18,678 --> 00:03:21,992 I'm so glad that we will have your own nest, right? 55 00:03:24,342 --> 00:03:25,842 (Vanya whistles) 56 00:03:28,182 --> 00:03:31,768 -Listen, it was so cool I even believed it myself for a second. 57 00:03:32,019 --> 00:03:35,481 -Yes. Come today to the party, let's celebrate. 58 00:03:36,181 --> 00:03:39,587 -Wait. Where did you get it from? what is this your apartment? We haven't decided anything. 59 00:03:39,838 --> 00:03:41,747 -Did you think we would live together? 60 00:03:42,394 --> 00:03:44,017 Well, the idea is certainly interesting. 61 00:03:44,268 --> 00:03:46,019 -What? No. 62 00:03:46,269 --> 00:03:47,769 -Well then get out of here. 63 00:03:48,449 --> 00:03:49,949 -So, wait. Stop! 64 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:53,988 I came here to rent this apartment... -And I took it off. 65 00:03:54,239 --> 00:03:56,737 -We. So far we have filmed it! 66 00:03:56,988 --> 00:03:59,446 -If it weren’t for me, you would have left long ago, batting your eyelashes. 67 00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:02,477 -I played along! -You were very convincing, thank you. 68 00:04:02,728 --> 00:04:04,981 From the heart. That's it, the door is there. (knock on the door) 69 00:04:05,764 --> 00:04:10,889 -Guys, I understand everything, but I have three more objects today. Have you consulted? 70 00:04:14,539 --> 00:04:16,039 At least study the contract. 71 00:04:17,013 --> 00:04:19,210 -Yes, sure! -Thank you. Yes. 72 00:04:19,539 --> 00:04:21,586 -Well, everything is clear here. Where to sign? 73 00:04:24,068 --> 00:04:25,609 Give it away, otherwise you'll get hurt. 74 00:04:28,831 --> 00:04:30,331 -I'll tell him everything. -To dad? 75 00:04:30,581 --> 00:04:32,124 -Realtor. -A! 76 00:04:32,624 --> 00:04:35,018 Don't let anyone get you. 77 00:04:35,998 --> 00:04:39,098 Vile. -We have to decide everything here. 78 00:04:39,717 --> 00:04:42,171 -Bazaar. Bird or number? 79 00:04:42,784 --> 00:04:45,710 -What? -Bird or number? 80 00:04:46,117 --> 00:04:48,533 -You seriously decided play an apartment with a coin? 81 00:04:48,784 --> 00:04:51,333 -Oh, how stuffy you are! Do you have other options? 82 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:55,694 -Bird. 83 00:04:56,454 --> 00:04:58,480 Now, wait. Ah, a number. 84 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:00,729 No. Bird. 85 00:05:01,406 --> 00:05:03,099 - Exactly? -Yes. Exactly. 86 00:05:03,626 --> 00:05:06,459 -Ready? -Yes. 87 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:08,573 -Catch. 88 00:05:08,823 --> 00:05:10,323 (Alice gasps) 89 00:05:34,988 --> 00:05:36,935 (decisive music) 90 00:05:42,347 --> 00:05:44,620 -So, where is the signature? Yes. 91 00:05:48,577 --> 00:05:51,219 Darling, what are you doing? I told you so many times 92 00:05:51,470 --> 00:05:54,024 Don't eat over important documents. Goosey! 93 00:05:55,570 --> 00:05:57,365 (energetic music) 94 00:06:05,208 --> 00:06:06,708 (romantic music) 95 00:06:08,307 --> 00:06:09,807 Come on. 96 00:06:11,917 --> 00:06:13,417 (laughs) 97 00:06:39,095 --> 00:06:40,828 (Vanya's voice) -People, you drunk! 98 00:06:41,078 --> 00:06:43,078 (joyful screams) 99 00:06:53,462 --> 00:06:55,395 (rhythmic music) 100 00:07:05,824 --> 00:07:07,910 (muffled voices) 101 00:07:19,709 --> 00:07:21,709 (rhythmic music plays loudly) 102 00:07:31,186 --> 00:07:32,686 (doorbell rings) 103 00:07:33,965 --> 00:07:35,756 -Excuse me, but who is hammering here? 104 00:07:42,325 --> 00:07:44,037 (music ends abruptly) 105 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:53,678 - Just wait. Here, perhaps, our fate is decided. 106 00:07:54,631 --> 00:07:57,736 Well? Finger ring call me bunny? 107 00:07:57,989 --> 00:08:01,482 -So unexpected and pleasant! -Very unexpected and very pleasant. 108 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:07,969 What, do you want to join? 109 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:11,900 (shouting) 110 00:08:24,903 --> 00:08:26,403 -There? 111 00:08:29,372 --> 00:08:31,583 Next time, when you arrange the rearrangement, 112 00:08:31,834 --> 00:08:33,434 call me right away. 113 00:08:36,409 --> 00:08:39,582 -Well? -Move your barricades. 114 00:08:42,676 --> 00:08:44,176 -Ol, 115 00:08:44,838 --> 00:08:46,338 do you see? 116 00:08:50,052 --> 00:08:52,510 -I see. -Yes? What? 117 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:55,199 -I really see. 118 00:08:56,164 --> 00:09:01,819 How quickly and mercilessly pregnancy changes a woman's body. 119 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,372 (voice from behind the door) -Bro, hello! 120 00:09:07,622 --> 00:09:10,096 People have already gathered here. -Are you dead, or what? 121 00:09:10,347 --> 00:09:12,323 -Are you alive there? Open the toilet! 122 00:09:13,166 --> 00:09:15,166 (loud music playing) 123 00:09:16,457 --> 00:09:19,150 -Oh, Vanyok! Happy housewarming to you, brother. 124 00:09:19,401 --> 00:09:20,922 -Thank you, bro. -Let's. 125 00:09:21,173 --> 00:09:24,934 -Although this is shame and disgrace in vain, but your unfortunate timidity... 126 00:09:25,185 --> 00:09:27,393 -What? -At your feet I... 127 00:09:27,996 --> 00:09:30,736 -It's not worth it. -Dude, are you normal? 128 00:09:33,284 --> 00:09:34,784 I'm sorry. 129 00:09:36,992 --> 00:09:41,164 -So, it's scrapped. -Eh, dude! Why the hell did I climb a pine tree? 130 00:09:41,978 --> 00:09:45,558 -Bro, it has such strange effects. -Bro, what are the effects? 131 00:09:53,446 --> 00:09:54,946 (sighs) 132 00:09:57,286 --> 00:09:58,786 -Happy housewarming. 133 00:10:01,363 --> 00:10:02,863 -Friedrich. 134 00:10:08,513 --> 00:10:10,263 Friends, just a moment. 135 00:10:11,518 --> 00:10:13,990 I'd like a drink for our good friend. 136 00:10:14,241 --> 00:10:15,741 -I love you, brother. 137 00:10:16,911 --> 00:10:19,536 -He always cared about the condition of their bells, 138 00:10:21,681 --> 00:10:23,306 but fate turned out to be more cunning. 139 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:26,840 The cat was good. 140 00:10:27,091 --> 00:10:30,190 For Friedrich. (all) -For Friedrich! 141 00:10:31,457 --> 00:10:32,957 (girl crying) 142 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,294 (moans dissatisfied) 143 00:10:43,008 --> 00:10:44,508 -What's there? 144 00:10:45,716 --> 00:10:47,275 -They drink to Frederick. 145 00:10:48,989 --> 00:10:50,489 -I’ll name my son that. 146 00:10:51,239 --> 00:10:53,698 -All. This is crazy. 147 00:11:01,029 --> 00:11:03,096 (mysterious music) 148 00:11:34,401 --> 00:11:35,901 (Vanya) -Test Crocs. 149 00:11:37,652 --> 00:11:39,152 Well, we talked. 150 00:11:40,459 --> 00:11:43,453 -Thank you. I... My boner just broke. 151 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:46,777 (Rose) - Good health. One hundred rubles. -OK. 152 00:11:47,284 --> 00:11:48,911 -What do you want about this one? 153 00:11:49,485 --> 00:11:53,031 Impressive boners don't fix? -He's a psychologist, not a plumber. 154 00:11:53,706 --> 00:11:55,206 -Then two hundred. 155 00:11:56,039 --> 00:11:57,539 -I'll bring it. 156 00:11:57,789 --> 00:11:59,289 -Well? 157 00:11:59,557 --> 00:12:01,724 How are you doing in your new apartment? 158 00:12:02,818 --> 00:12:04,318 -Fine. 159 00:12:05,315 --> 00:12:06,815 Have you heard anything? 160 00:12:07,487 --> 00:12:09,615 -I heard something. -What? 161 00:12:10,231 --> 00:12:11,815 -How do you like this... 162 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,995 Mama's elderly boy scammed me out of money. 163 00:12:15,246 --> 00:12:16,913 Bidding for such a nest! 164 00:12:17,447 --> 00:12:19,572 You missed, honey. 165 00:12:21,969 --> 00:12:23,885 Not a drop of romance. 166 00:12:24,997 --> 00:12:26,497 -Yes. 167 00:12:42,641 --> 00:12:45,391 Excuse me, where are my... -Lost what, honey? 168 00:12:47,447 --> 00:12:48,947 Or do you want to tell me something? 169 00:12:51,209 --> 00:12:53,305 (decisive music) 170 00:12:59,214 --> 00:13:00,714 (doorbell rings) 171 00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:04,898 (Vanya) - Hey, Casper, let's talk. 172 00:13:12,804 --> 00:13:14,512 Hey red ghost! 173 00:13:14,762 --> 00:13:16,429 -Bone, do you hear anything? 174 00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:18,721 -Only the sound of your heart. 175 00:13:18,971 --> 00:13:21,679 (Vanya) -I have clay and a potter’s wheel here! 176 00:13:21,929 --> 00:13:24,637 -What's here, mice? Rats? Cockroaches? 177 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,596 We will defeat everyone. (Vanya) -Aw! 178 00:13:27,364 --> 00:13:29,503 -So. -Oh! 179 00:13:30,450 --> 00:13:32,046 - Why didn’t you take the boxes apart? 180 00:13:32,296 --> 00:13:35,044 -I want to move out of here. (Vanya) - Welcome! Get in touch. 181 00:13:35,295 --> 00:13:38,046 -Where? We are this apartment We paid for six months in advance. 182 00:13:38,296 --> 00:13:42,350 -Yes, I understand, but I just already called to the owner's previous apartment... 183 00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:44,444 -In Kupchino? -Yes. 184 00:13:44,776 --> 00:13:46,276 -Kupchino. (Vanya) -Kupchino? 185 00:13:46,527 --> 00:13:50,420 Come on? Are you from Kupchino? -Kupchino... Favorite Kupchino. 186 00:13:50,671 --> 00:13:52,171 -I'm serious! 187 00:13:52,422 --> 00:13:55,188 -I’m stuck in traffic jams for two hours every time. 188 00:13:55,439 --> 00:13:58,535 Not for the world! Never again! 189 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:00,712 (Vanya) -I agree! 190 00:14:01,755 --> 00:14:05,442 Is that your dad there, or what? Did you meet in the next world? 191 00:14:06,957 --> 00:14:09,376 - Well, it’s true, it’s beauty. -Yes. 192 00:14:11,009 --> 00:14:12,509 Listen, Kostya! 193 00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:15,888 One subscriber wrote to you in direct message. 194 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:20,401 In short, a normal woman, without any hereditary pathologies, 195 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,993 mental abnormalities, normal. 196 00:14:23,244 --> 00:14:24,744 But... 197 00:14:26,088 --> 00:14:28,939 Just suddenly out of the blue 198 00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:30,875 I started to see... 199 00:14:31,546 --> 00:14:33,046 Well, there's all sorts of stuff. 200 00:14:34,023 --> 00:14:36,270 Mostly some guy. In the mirror. 201 00:14:36,521 --> 00:14:40,148 (Vanya) -You mean “some kind”? Luxury segment guy so-and-so! 202 00:14:40,398 --> 00:14:42,359 -You knew how to build, right? -Yes. 203 00:14:43,064 --> 00:14:45,348 (Vanya) -Does your toilet smell like dolma too? 204 00:14:45,599 --> 00:14:48,906 -Kostya, let’s answer her. She's so annoying, I'm already tired of her. 205 00:14:49,226 --> 00:14:51,479 -Subscription to a talking mirror will we extend it? 206 00:14:51,730 --> 00:14:53,230 -Let's. 207 00:14:53,795 --> 00:14:55,295 "Dear subscriber! 208 00:14:58,133 --> 00:14:59,633 Fuck you. 209 00:15:00,906 --> 00:15:04,697 I don’t do clinical work.” 210 00:15:05,281 --> 00:15:07,387 (Vanya) -I call you, come! 211 00:15:07,637 --> 00:15:10,921 (shouting in different voices) Come! Come! Come! 212 00:15:11,427 --> 00:15:13,701 -Hello, fluffy-bellied cats. 213 00:15:13,952 --> 00:15:16,696 Today we'll talk about such a mental disorder, 214 00:15:16,947 --> 00:15:18,447 like schizophrenia. 215 00:15:18,698 --> 00:15:22,445 One of the most alarming signs In schizophrenia, hallucinations are considered. 216 00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:25,365 They are visual and auditory. 217 00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:29,251 Often hallucinations push patients to violence. 218 00:15:30,122 --> 00:15:33,038 Which of the famous killer maniacs heard voices 219 00:15:33,296 --> 00:15:35,700 We'll find out right after the ad block. 220 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:43,008 (drink hissing) 221 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:46,152 - Auditory hallucination. 222 00:15:57,954 --> 00:15:59,529 (Vanya and Alisa scream) 223 00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:02,068 -What? Where? Who? -Visual hallucination. 224 00:16:02,365 --> 00:16:03,823 -Well, here she is! -Who? 225 00:16:04,074 --> 00:16:06,047 -Why are you looking at me? Look at her! 226 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,260 Here's a girl with green pants gray jacket, red hair. 227 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,011 The face looks like a seven. 228 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:14,958 - Pimples are pressing, right? - Yes, here she is. 229 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:18,117 -Dude, good. Your pine tree is not working. 230 00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:28,801 I'll tell you like a brother. Don't put your phone under your pillow. 231 00:16:29,286 --> 00:16:31,453 That's how my dad got brain cancer. 232 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,143 -So? 233 00:16:52,493 --> 00:16:53,993 Will you make contact? 234 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:57,833 -So. What are you? 235 00:16:58,347 --> 00:17:01,527 -I'm Ivan Lebedev. I'm Lebedev. (Alice screams) 236 00:17:02,058 --> 00:17:03,558 -This simply cannot be! 237 00:17:04,272 --> 00:17:05,772 No... 238 00:17:07,577 --> 00:17:10,668 You're in my head. -Listen, it’s a little empty here. 239 00:17:12,436 --> 00:17:14,311 -So, this is just some kind of nonsense! 240 00:17:21,631 --> 00:17:23,131 -Come to the window. 241 00:17:27,164 --> 00:17:29,122 -So. -What do you see on the street? 242 00:17:29,499 --> 00:17:31,008 -Pigeons. -How many? 243 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:34,217 -Six! -And one of them is lame, maybe he’s white? 244 00:17:35,044 --> 00:17:36,544 -Yes! 245 00:17:37,299 --> 00:17:39,121 - That's it. Everything is clear. 246 00:17:40,322 --> 00:17:41,822 -What? -Are you not catching up? 247 00:17:42,072 --> 00:17:43,572 -No. 248 00:17:49,139 --> 00:17:50,639 -Parallel realities. 249 00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:56,334 -Listen, the version about schizophrenia It seems somehow more reliable. 250 00:17:56,585 --> 00:17:59,141 -Seriously? You didn't look at any... 251 00:18:00,014 --> 00:18:02,298 Scientific broadcasts or fantasy series, 252 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:05,485 Are the shows different? Just... - Exactly, show! 253 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,236 Well, of course! 254 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,320 So where is our hidden camera? 255 00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:11,834 -You're funny. 256 00:18:12,084 --> 00:18:14,917 -Comrade director, hello! 257 00:18:15,584 --> 00:18:18,257 Hey film crew! Right, Lebedev? -Bring her flowers. 258 00:18:18,508 --> 00:18:21,750 -So! Yes. Good evening! -How did you find me there? 259 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:25,334 -How did I find “Ivan Lebedev 97”? I don’t even know, the quest is impossible. 260 00:18:25,585 --> 00:18:27,752 -And you are making progress. The sarcasm just flows. -Yes. 261 00:18:28,003 --> 00:18:29,536 Oh, what is it? 262 00:18:29,787 --> 00:18:33,059 It turns out that someone is not the owner of the bar, and just standing behind the counter? 263 00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:34,890 -A friend asked me. -Yes, I see. 264 00:18:35,141 --> 00:18:38,183 Artists have hard times I need to work somewhere. 265 00:18:38,434 --> 00:18:41,500 (Vanya's voice from the video) -Life on the counter - you'll get the tincture! 266 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:42,950 -What? 267 00:18:43,201 --> 00:18:46,554 - I twist, I twist, I want to confuse! He who drinks tequila from his navel has strength! 268 00:18:46,805 --> 00:18:48,420 -Are you broadcasting live? 269 00:18:48,741 --> 00:18:50,825 -But this is cool. 270 00:18:52,475 --> 00:18:53,975 Q.E.D. 271 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,242 I'm just wondering how are you in your reality 272 00:18:58,493 --> 00:19:01,199 Did you drive me out of my apartment? -I have the same question. 273 00:19:02,729 --> 00:19:04,229 (Alice gasps) 274 00:19:15,051 --> 00:19:16,551 -Leave your number? 275 00:19:18,711 --> 00:19:20,753 Honey, more joy in your eyes! 276 00:19:21,459 --> 00:19:23,626 It just takes a long time for information to reach her. 277 00:19:29,997 --> 00:19:32,372 Well, I was just being very gallant, 278 00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:34,545 and you yourself gave me this apartment. -I? 279 00:19:34,796 --> 00:19:36,324 -And she asked for a number. -At your place? 280 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:39,601 -I think I understand why your reality went downhill. 281 00:19:39,852 --> 00:19:43,133 -Why is it mine? -Well, you have such a character, you know... 282 00:19:43,384 --> 00:19:45,759 stuffy. You should air it out. -Turn the music down! 283 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:48,620 What? A? -What? Sorry, I can't hear anything. 284 00:19:48,871 --> 00:19:50,677 -What? -It’s so cool here. 285 00:19:50,966 --> 00:19:54,257 That's the cool side, you know? And there's a sad side. 286 00:19:54,508 --> 00:19:56,925 This reality is fun, 287 00:19:57,176 --> 00:20:00,275 and your reality is This is for singles and all sorts of dull people. 288 00:20:00,526 --> 00:20:02,519 So good luck to you. I went to party 289 00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:04,646 and you continue to cry. Good luck! 290 00:20:12,631 --> 00:20:14,650 -Hello. This is Alisa Rudina, 291 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,546 your tenant... -Kawabanga! 292 00:20:16,797 --> 00:20:21,456 -Please tell me, someday had problems with the bathroom mirror? 293 00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:23,230 What does it mean - built in? 294 00:20:34,949 --> 00:20:37,491 -Valer, come on. Well, you can. 295 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:40,175 Through space and time. 296 00:20:40,426 --> 00:20:42,879 -Look in the mirror. Maybe you see someone? 297 00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:44,833 -Just don’t tell Rose. 298 00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:46,812 -Okay, let's go feed you. 299 00:20:49,877 --> 00:20:51,924 (song "My Marmalade" plays) 300 00:21:17,674 --> 00:21:20,134 -Who are you, warrior? -What are you saying? 301 00:21:30,871 --> 00:21:32,412 -But I’m thinking about going to the dance. 302 00:21:38,052 --> 00:21:40,052 -Well, Vanyush, see you? 303 00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:44,583 -Necessarily. 304 00:21:45,866 --> 00:21:47,366 Just a second. 305 00:21:49,805 --> 00:21:51,305 Will you capture it? -Yes. 306 00:21:51,556 --> 00:21:53,056 -Thank you. 307 00:21:55,718 --> 00:21:58,552 -Young man, you have problems. 308 00:22:05,252 --> 00:22:08,002 -If you are talking about the cat, I returned him. 309 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,636 -We make noise, we party, we throw parties. 310 00:22:10,887 --> 00:22:12,554 And call your neighbors... 311 00:22:14,870 --> 00:22:16,370 We don't invite you. 312 00:22:19,369 --> 00:22:20,869 - We'll fix it, it turns out. 313 00:22:22,043 --> 00:22:23,543 - Be bold. 314 00:22:34,533 --> 00:22:36,732 - Yana, why did you pick up chemicals again? 315 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,303 -For you, Konstantin Yurievich, is this a fundamental point? 316 00:22:40,555 --> 00:22:43,055 Will you stay for dinner? And you won’t even run away to the psychos? 317 00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:47,665 -Tonight I want spend with your psychos. 318 00:22:50,052 --> 00:22:51,552 - How will you pay? 319 00:22:51,803 --> 00:22:53,303 -On the map. 320 00:22:54,127 --> 00:22:56,908 -The theory of the existence of other worlds, parallel to ours, 321 00:22:57,159 --> 00:22:59,773 for a long time was the prerogative of science fiction writers... 322 00:23:00,024 --> 00:23:01,649 (knock on the mirror) -Listen, friend! 323 00:23:02,373 --> 00:23:03,912 There is a conversation. 324 00:23:04,608 --> 00:23:06,108 -The schedule is hanging. 325 00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:07,859 -What? 326 00:23:08,142 --> 00:23:10,476 -Now is my time. -I understand, I saw this scrap. 327 00:23:10,727 --> 00:23:13,090 I just have the best insight. 328 00:23:13,624 --> 00:23:16,249 This is about why did all this happen to us? 329 00:23:16,984 --> 00:23:19,818 But since now is not my time, you're right, yes, I'm not distracting. 330 00:23:22,041 --> 00:23:23,541 -Okay, let's talk! 331 00:23:24,181 --> 00:23:27,554 -No, no, no. Work, Cinderella. -Come on, come on. Tell me. 332 00:23:30,156 --> 00:23:33,116 -In short, I understand why we need this mirror 333 00:23:33,367 --> 00:23:35,916 shows each other. Well, I want you, and you... 334 00:23:36,167 --> 00:23:37,900 Well, you got it. -So? 335 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,042 - So that I open your eyes. 336 00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:44,689 This is my mission. I don't know about yours. 337 00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:47,560 Briefly speaking. 338 00:23:48,279 --> 00:23:50,237 Well, in general, your skuf is cheating on you. 339 00:23:50,974 --> 00:23:53,573 I saw him alone with his woman. So black. 340 00:23:53,986 --> 00:23:55,486 Here. 341 00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:01,272 -Well, thank you. 342 00:24:01,522 --> 00:24:03,022 Cool. 343 00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:06,440 - "Thank you, class"? 344 00:24:08,124 --> 00:24:09,624 That's all? 345 00:24:10,677 --> 00:24:12,594 Wait. What do you know? 346 00:24:13,214 --> 00:24:14,714 Really? 347 00:24:14,965 --> 00:24:17,325 Damn, he's got a harem! Handsome little man. 348 00:24:17,576 --> 00:24:20,145 Wait, how many of you are there? Do you know everyone? 349 00:24:20,902 --> 00:24:22,860 And what, what does he call you there? 350 00:24:23,362 --> 00:24:26,127 By day of the week, perhaps? You're probably "Friday", right? 351 00:24:27,526 --> 00:24:29,318 You're clearly on a schedule. 352 00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:31,442 Does he give you different gifts? 353 00:24:31,693 --> 00:24:33,842 Damn, a person gets stitches on March 8th. 354 00:24:36,116 --> 00:24:38,199 -You said that you are already getting divorced. 355 00:24:40,991 --> 00:24:43,866 “She lost interest in me” - December 16. 356 00:24:44,864 --> 00:24:47,739 “We are now in different rooms” - February 21. 357 00:24:48,065 --> 00:24:51,606 "I feel that our marriage Not long left" - April 7. 358 00:24:51,977 --> 00:24:55,462 "Let's rent an apartment, I want you to be near" - May 28. 359 00:24:56,661 --> 00:25:00,953 “Little fox, I won’t be able to in the evening, business with the publisher" - today. 360 00:25:01,732 --> 00:25:04,232 And your wife is a publisher now, right? 361 00:25:04,859 --> 00:25:06,359 -Let's talk at home. 362 00:25:10,060 --> 00:25:11,560 Are you not letting me in? 363 00:25:13,715 --> 00:25:16,215 Listen, you tell me now you won't believe it as a man 364 00:25:17,007 --> 00:25:18,798 Believe me at least as a professional. 365 00:25:19,783 --> 00:25:22,723 People who burn everything with napalm in an instant, 366 00:25:22,974 --> 00:25:25,390 they will never create anything. Do you know why? 367 00:25:27,532 --> 00:25:29,032 -Out of guilt? 368 00:25:31,778 --> 00:25:33,528 -And I’m already rolling there. 369 00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:37,576 I hold myself with all my might, because I know 370 00:25:37,842 --> 00:25:40,316 Divorce must be approached step by step. 371 00:25:40,983 --> 00:25:42,858 Eco-friendly and slow. 372 00:25:45,058 --> 00:25:46,725 Fuck this "eco-friendly" thing. 373 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,780 -What are you doing? 374 00:25:52,506 --> 00:25:54,038 -I’m calling my publisher. 375 00:25:54,289 --> 00:25:57,447 I can't publish a book about a happy marriage if I get a divorce myself. 376 00:25:57,698 --> 00:26:00,228 Nikit, hello. I have bad news. -No need. 377 00:26:00,479 --> 00:26:02,395 -How could it be different? -Well, I don’t want it that way. 378 00:26:04,123 --> 00:26:05,623 -I'll call you back, sorry. 379 00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:17,175 Flew to you from the printing house. 380 00:26:17,989 --> 00:26:19,739 I wanted to share my joy. 381 00:26:37,171 --> 00:26:38,713 Look how good the photo is. 382 00:26:40,802 --> 00:26:42,302 (doorbell rings) 383 00:26:44,602 --> 00:26:46,535 (doorbell rings) 384 00:26:50,103 --> 00:26:51,603 - Hello. 385 00:26:57,470 --> 00:26:59,137 And you've settled in well, I see. 386 00:27:00,094 --> 00:27:03,814 -What are you doing here, Ian? -SMM-girl, mistress - all rolled into one? 387 00:27:04,065 --> 00:27:07,551 -Everything is not as it seems to you. -Ah, it's not what it seems! 388 00:27:07,802 --> 00:27:11,136 And the app is lying! Was it you who had fun with her in Kupchino? 389 00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:18,657 Why are you silent? Show me where do you shoot midnight reels? 390 00:27:18,908 --> 00:27:22,616 -So, we won’t sort things out. in Alice's apartment. 391 00:27:22,867 --> 00:27:24,736 Sergeevna. -What is it? What is it? 392 00:27:24,987 --> 00:27:28,153 Afraid of the love nest dirty with negative energy? 393 00:27:28,404 --> 00:27:30,113 -Yan. -I'll clean everything later. 394 00:27:31,688 --> 00:27:33,188 -So, Yana, what are you doing? 395 00:27:33,438 --> 00:27:36,479 Well, this is simply indecent! There must be some personal boundaries. 396 00:27:36,729 --> 00:27:38,623 Yana! - You're saving money on the girl. 397 00:27:38,874 --> 00:27:40,374 Cheap! 398 00:27:40,908 --> 00:27:42,408 -Fine. 399 00:27:43,427 --> 00:27:44,927 Since you insist. 400 00:27:45,178 --> 00:27:47,587 Yes indeed I often visit Alice. 401 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:51,167 And not as to your employee. 402 00:27:51,805 --> 00:27:54,723 -A! Konstantin Yurievich, Well, let's go into detail. 403 00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:56,782 Be bolder. -Fine. 404 00:27:59,775 --> 00:28:02,602 It so happened that Alice 405 00:28:02,911 --> 00:28:06,453 not only a wonderful SMM specialist, 406 00:28:07,624 --> 00:28:09,124 but also... 407 00:28:12,043 --> 00:28:13,743 A deeply ill woman. 408 00:28:15,324 --> 00:28:18,199 Schizotypal disorder suicidal tendencies. 409 00:28:18,449 --> 00:28:20,024 I've been supervising her for a long time. 410 00:28:32,854 --> 00:28:34,354 Are you satisfied? 411 00:28:35,052 --> 00:28:36,927 Are you satisfied? Well? 412 00:28:37,771 --> 00:28:39,841 This is the most difficult case in my practice. 413 00:28:40,092 --> 00:28:44,674 The heaviest! I've tried everything. I got her a job, I made her life better, 414 00:28:45,128 --> 00:28:47,501 but there are always some excesses! Well, what do you want? 415 00:28:47,752 --> 00:28:50,460 Well, it's true! Well, what? So she could cut her wrists? 416 00:28:51,161 --> 00:28:53,901 Ian, honestly, what are you... 417 00:28:54,151 --> 00:28:56,151 Come on, my dear, go home. 418 00:28:57,382 --> 00:28:58,882 Let's. Let's talk. 419 00:28:59,133 --> 00:29:00,983 I will calm her down. Let's. 420 00:29:06,373 --> 00:29:07,873 (whispers) Little fox? 421 00:29:13,322 --> 00:29:14,822 Sorry. 422 00:29:26,067 --> 00:29:27,567 - "Little Fox"? 423 00:29:28,317 --> 00:29:30,240 -What? -I say, the handwriting is beautiful. 424 00:29:31,630 --> 00:29:34,630 -Oh, Ian, honestly... Really, come on already... 425 00:29:35,060 --> 00:29:37,060 Home. Lots of things to do. 426 00:29:37,363 --> 00:29:40,401 This is some kind of stupidity. What time is Kiryukha's pool today? 427 00:29:48,694 --> 00:29:50,444 Yang! Yana? 428 00:29:56,562 --> 00:29:58,062 -M-yes. 429 00:29:58,971 --> 00:30:00,471 Situation. 430 00:30:06,953 --> 00:30:09,016 (Artik and Asti - "Girl dance") 431 00:30:49,153 --> 00:30:50,653 (Alice screams) 432 00:30:51,019 --> 00:30:54,819 (knock on the mirror) -Neighbor! Hey, wake up! 433 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,100 Hooray. What are you doing? 434 00:30:59,349 --> 00:31:00,849 -Oh... 435 00:31:01,705 --> 00:31:03,205 -Don't do that again. 436 00:31:05,273 --> 00:31:08,098 Next time, warn me when you're going to drown yourself. 437 00:31:08,349 --> 00:31:10,391 I'll time it. -I didn't drown myself. 438 00:31:14,065 --> 00:31:16,904 -Your tradition is like this, wash in evening dresses? 439 00:31:33,630 --> 00:31:35,130 Listen, 440 00:31:37,404 --> 00:31:38,904 he's not worth it. 441 00:31:39,154 --> 00:31:42,226 -Costs! He simply couldn't do it any other way. 442 00:31:43,502 --> 00:31:45,002 -Yes. 443 00:31:46,108 --> 00:31:48,201 -He and his wife have been together for 15 years. -15 years? 444 00:31:48,452 --> 00:31:50,808 -Certainly! Can you imagine? -Why didn’t you say so right away? 445 00:31:51,059 --> 00:31:52,439 -He's just... 446 00:31:52,691 --> 00:31:55,619 He wanted to do everything environmentally do everything right. 447 00:31:55,870 --> 00:31:57,826 You know, somehow soft... -I understand. 448 00:31:58,077 --> 00:32:00,976 -Tell her about this somehow. Well, explain it to her. 449 00:32:01,227 --> 00:32:04,755 And that's why she... Well, you saw It’s hard for her too. 450 00:32:05,078 --> 00:32:06,620 And how hard it is for him! 451 00:32:06,871 --> 00:32:08,371 -But how easy it is for you. 452 00:32:10,408 --> 00:32:12,241 You can do whatever you want. 453 00:32:12,762 --> 00:32:15,429 You can bear it all, right? You are strong. 454 00:32:16,116 --> 00:32:17,833 (Alice starts to cry) No... 455 00:32:21,338 --> 00:32:24,547 Yes. You better tell me... 456 00:32:24,830 --> 00:32:27,371 I hope you're hanging on according to Soviet classics? 457 00:32:36,525 --> 00:32:38,025 (laughs) 458 00:32:43,113 --> 00:32:44,613 (Khoma screams) - Come to your senses! 459 00:32:45,361 --> 00:32:47,420 Pointless 460 00:32:48,070 --> 00:32:49,570 people! 461 00:33:12,694 --> 00:33:14,694 (doorbell rings) 462 00:33:14,945 --> 00:33:16,784 (alarm rings) 463 00:33:17,081 --> 00:33:19,081 (doorbell rings) 464 00:33:19,997 --> 00:33:22,010 (alarm continues to ring) 465 00:33:25,514 --> 00:33:27,014 (doorbell rings) 466 00:33:36,261 --> 00:33:38,428 -Vanya, he has come! What should I do? 467 00:33:46,629 --> 00:33:48,129 What should I do? Help please! 468 00:33:48,380 --> 00:33:50,759 -Don't open it. No more advice. 469 00:33:51,466 --> 00:33:53,352 -Oh, how sick of you! 470 00:33:54,104 --> 00:33:55,854 -What are you starting? 471 00:33:56,327 --> 00:33:59,180 -So, what if he thinks I’m feeling bad? call an ambulance... 472 00:33:59,431 --> 00:34:00,927 -So what? -Or the Ministry of Emergency Situations? 473 00:34:01,178 --> 00:34:03,727 -Won't call. Fine for false call. (doorbell rings) 474 00:34:03,978 --> 00:34:05,978 (Alice moans) 475 00:34:06,929 --> 00:34:08,804 Well, friend, are you serious? 476 00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:13,750 Now, wait. 477 00:34:26,048 --> 00:34:27,567 (continues to ring the doorbell) 478 00:34:28,083 --> 00:34:29,583 - Yes. Bang! 479 00:34:30,644 --> 00:34:34,019 (singing) Kostya has come to visit! Bang! 480 00:34:35,733 --> 00:34:37,763 Yelled and left. 481 00:34:38,114 --> 00:34:42,170 (knock on the door) Red mug, standing and hammering... 482 00:34:43,675 --> 00:34:46,443 Well, just stay there! That's great, isn't it? 483 00:34:46,787 --> 00:34:48,745 Great! 484 00:34:49,495 --> 00:34:53,048 How did he get you! Whoa! 485 00:34:53,799 --> 00:34:55,299 I can't hear. 486 00:34:55,735 --> 00:34:57,685 Bright, joyful! Whoa! 487 00:34:59,119 --> 00:35:00,619 (quietly) -Whoa. 488 00:35:00,870 --> 00:35:03,328 -How lucky you are 489 00:35:03,877 --> 00:35:05,887 my neighbor! 490 00:35:06,202 --> 00:35:10,452 Forget about Kostya, make your face more cheerful! 491 00:35:10,785 --> 00:35:12,285 Go to hell with him. 492 00:35:13,202 --> 00:35:14,702 It's simple. 493 00:35:14,952 --> 00:35:16,952 (phone rings) 494 00:35:19,571 --> 00:35:22,362 -Guitar playing - three, but vocals - seven. 495 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:24,996 (energetic music) 496 00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:33,966 -Will I have a man before the New Year? 497 00:35:37,708 --> 00:35:41,056 -Well? Ready to join in contact with the universe? 498 00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:42,666 -Yes. 499 00:35:42,946 --> 00:35:45,240 -Close your eyes. Concentrate. 500 00:35:47,102 --> 00:35:48,602 Wait, don't break the connection. 501 00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:55,020 -Lord, what am I doing? -We agreed. 502 00:35:55,270 --> 00:35:57,103 -A? -No, no, don't get distracted. 503 00:35:57,354 --> 00:35:58,879 I see... 504 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,594 What do I see? -She asked 505 00:36:01,845 --> 00:36:04,058 Will she have a man before the New Year? -Yes. 506 00:36:04,458 --> 00:36:06,653 -What's "yes"? -Well, you asked 507 00:36:06,904 --> 00:36:08,871 will you have a man? Will. -And when? 508 00:36:09,253 --> 00:36:11,336 -Well, maybe even today. 509 00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:13,086 (knock on the door) 510 00:36:22,725 --> 00:36:25,385 -Fraud! -Additional income! 511 00:36:35,975 --> 00:36:38,683 -Hello. In short, the universe. 512 00:36:38,933 --> 00:36:41,771 At first everything seems fine. Guest room 513 00:36:42,578 --> 00:36:45,578 She's so soft all over, she smells good. 514 00:36:46,326 --> 00:36:48,784 She... immediately goes on the attack. 515 00:36:49,427 --> 00:36:51,427 Well, right there. In your pants. 516 00:36:51,904 --> 00:36:53,404 Well, me too... 517 00:36:59,703 --> 00:37:01,203 I told her this: 518 00:37:02,088 --> 00:37:03,911 “I can’t live without love, in short.” 519 00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:06,640 I don't know, maybe I 520 00:37:06,974 --> 00:37:08,474 one of these. 521 00:37:08,724 --> 00:37:10,224 And they only need sex. 522 00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:12,400 Here, in short, it all started. 523 00:37:12,650 --> 00:37:14,275 Why the hell did I even buy these roses? 524 00:37:14,525 --> 00:37:17,012 -Patience, patience! You will have time, you will have time. 525 00:37:20,592 --> 00:37:22,551 -This one just needs a hug. 526 00:37:22,801 --> 00:37:24,801 (crying) 527 00:37:27,024 --> 00:37:29,524 -Dear, what are you doing? Look at you. 528 00:37:30,657 --> 00:37:33,330 Well? You will have love. 529 00:37:34,571 --> 00:37:36,071 Maybe. 530 00:37:39,316 --> 00:37:41,271 -Will Vanya and I ever be together? 531 00:37:41,522 --> 00:37:45,403 Maybe not now. Maybe in a year, two, three? 532 00:37:48,137 --> 00:37:49,637 -Ready? 533 00:37:50,213 --> 00:37:51,713 Close your eyes. 534 00:37:53,375 --> 00:37:54,875 -Van, she is serious about you. 535 00:37:55,455 --> 00:37:57,164 She wants to be with you. 536 00:37:59,489 --> 00:38:00,989 - Tanyukh... 537 00:38:03,456 --> 00:38:04,956 Well, what is “together”? 538 00:38:05,486 --> 00:38:08,414 Come on, I don’t know... I’ll give you a kitten. 539 00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:12,073 (Tanya is crying) What are you doing? 540 00:38:16,467 --> 00:38:18,551 Well, what are you doing? Hey? 541 00:38:22,342 --> 00:38:23,842 -Listen, Tanya! 542 00:38:25,340 --> 00:38:28,000 Listen, Tanya. -Listen, Tanya. 543 00:38:28,274 --> 00:38:31,293 -I'm sorry that sometimes I act like a clown. -Well, you're going too far! 544 00:38:31,967 --> 00:38:33,467 No, not you... 545 00:38:34,041 --> 00:38:35,541 -Me? Look! 546 00:38:37,277 --> 00:38:42,173 -I'm sorry that I behave sometimes like a clown and all that. 547 00:38:42,424 --> 00:38:45,267 -The truth is that I need you much more than I tell you. 548 00:38:46,223 --> 00:38:47,723 All of you. 549 00:38:47,974 --> 00:38:51,701 I'm afraid to be alone with myself and that's why all these parties and girls. 550 00:38:52,078 --> 00:38:54,161 I'm just plugging the emptiness inside with you. 551 00:38:58,281 --> 00:38:59,964 I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. 552 00:39:03,117 --> 00:39:06,367 -I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. 553 00:39:09,304 --> 00:39:11,304 I'm just plugging something in there and... 554 00:39:12,845 --> 00:39:14,351 Forgive me please. 555 00:39:21,106 --> 00:39:22,606 Well, come here. 556 00:39:23,156 --> 00:39:24,697 -You should see a psychologist. 557 00:39:30,947 --> 00:39:32,447 -But we are in the black! 558 00:39:32,761 --> 00:39:35,815 I would share with you but the ATM doesn't work. 559 00:39:47,233 --> 00:39:48,733 Don't be sour. 560 00:39:48,984 --> 00:39:50,515 Yes, you really are lucky 561 00:39:50,766 --> 00:39:53,822 that you live with a person who knows how to think strategically. 562 00:39:54,073 --> 00:39:55,573 Let me introduce myself. 563 00:39:55,824 --> 00:39:58,774 Master of Sports for the fastest leaving the relationship. 564 00:39:59,051 --> 00:40:01,224 Everything will be fine. We need to outline a plan. 565 00:40:01,475 --> 00:40:03,615 First, digital cleansing. 566 00:40:03,865 --> 00:40:05,655 Block the goat wherever you can. 567 00:40:05,906 --> 00:40:08,299 Do you have Viber? Great. 568 00:40:08,549 --> 00:40:10,049 Install it and block it there. 569 00:40:11,091 --> 00:40:12,591 Secondly. 570 00:40:12,841 --> 00:40:16,422 Quit your job. I don't see the joke see his face every day. 571 00:40:19,744 --> 00:40:21,244 Well, thirdly. 572 00:40:22,112 --> 00:40:23,612 Change the locks. 573 00:40:42,312 --> 00:40:43,953 (ironic music) 574 00:41:53,504 --> 00:41:55,004 (message tone) 575 00:41:57,973 --> 00:41:59,185 -Vanya! 576 00:42:01,032 --> 00:42:03,324 I'll gladly take it manage your account. 577 00:42:10,387 --> 00:42:12,470 Yes, I adore the film industry. 578 00:42:13,916 --> 00:42:15,323 They took me! 579 00:42:15,574 --> 00:42:17,174 (they shout joyfully) 580 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,520 (Sirotkin - "August") 581 00:42:42,911 --> 00:42:44,744 (Vanya laughs) 582 00:42:59,653 --> 00:43:01,899 (rhythmic music plays) 583 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,340 -Run, you fools. 584 00:43:24,072 --> 00:43:25,572 -Vanya! 585 00:43:26,205 --> 00:43:28,738 Vanya, I left him! 586 00:43:28,988 --> 00:43:32,047 -Well, hats off! -Thank you. 587 00:43:32,298 --> 00:43:34,215 -Well, did you smear it? 588 00:43:34,466 --> 00:43:37,633 -That means he gives me flat white with almond... 589 00:43:38,333 --> 00:43:41,673 -I took a vacation. I thought we were going to take off somewhere for a week. 590 00:43:41,924 --> 00:43:45,174 -I’m like: “Bone, I’m now I drink it with coconut." 591 00:43:47,712 --> 00:43:49,337 I won't go! 592 00:43:51,656 --> 00:43:54,541 -What is he? -Well, he... started crying. 593 00:43:54,792 --> 00:43:56,983 - Well, of course. -I was upset. 594 00:43:57,234 --> 00:43:58,734 Oh... (crying) 595 00:44:00,935 --> 00:44:03,447 -Well, you in general! Wild, huh? -I'm wild. 596 00:44:03,698 --> 00:44:05,562 -You are a lioness! -Oh, lioness! 597 00:44:05,813 --> 00:44:07,522 -Tiger lioness! (growls) 598 00:44:07,773 --> 00:44:09,273 You can do anything! -I can do anything! 599 00:44:09,524 --> 00:44:11,729 -Shout! Ori! (Alice screams) 600 00:44:11,980 --> 00:44:13,480 Dance, jump! 601 00:44:13,905 --> 00:44:16,549 Cut your bangs. -Really! 602 00:44:17,508 --> 00:44:19,195 Let's. How? 603 00:44:21,795 --> 00:44:23,378 So... Regulate. 604 00:44:23,930 --> 00:44:25,430 -A little bit higher. 605 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,180 (Alice squeaks) 606 00:44:32,997 --> 00:44:34,497 What are you doing? 607 00:44:35,213 --> 00:44:37,097 -What did I do? -I'm dying. 608 00:44:38,459 --> 00:44:40,459 (laugh) 609 00:44:45,466 --> 00:44:47,884 No, listen, you're crazy, of course. 610 00:44:48,135 --> 00:44:51,106 Emphasizes the eyes in general. It suits you. 611 00:44:51,708 --> 00:44:53,930 That's it, cabin boy. The time has come 612 00:44:54,329 --> 00:44:55,870 final task. 613 00:44:56,149 --> 00:44:58,711 -Which one? -It's time for a date. 614 00:44:58,962 --> 00:45:01,886 -Oh, no... -Don't be insolent to the captain. Let's act. 615 00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:09,858 Rosa Vadimovna, my savior! 616 00:45:10,109 --> 00:45:12,085 My riser broke there. 617 00:45:12,591 --> 00:45:14,674 Can you help me out? -You're straining. 618 00:45:15,916 --> 00:45:19,666 -The robe is beautiful, it looks like mine. -Son, do you need help or where? 619 00:45:19,983 --> 00:45:21,483 -Understood. 620 00:45:25,208 --> 00:45:27,615 -My children! Just a moment. 621 00:45:27,866 --> 00:45:31,334 Ivan has an emergency. Pee, poop - towards the north. 622 00:45:31,779 --> 00:45:33,279 -Best bar in town? 623 00:45:33,559 --> 00:45:35,059 -M? -Recommend the best bar. 624 00:45:35,436 --> 00:45:37,644 - "Bear", of course. -"Bear". 625 00:45:38,216 --> 00:45:40,174 -Well? -Well? 626 00:45:40,906 --> 00:45:43,322 Denis, 27 years old, two degrees. 627 00:45:43,998 --> 00:45:45,498 Fine? 628 00:45:47,577 --> 00:45:50,119 Okay, okay. I'm out shopping. Thank you. Bye. 629 00:45:52,964 --> 00:45:55,133 (lyrical music) 630 00:46:07,257 --> 00:46:08,799 What are you doing? 631 00:46:10,951 --> 00:46:12,773 -Are you really interested in my work? 632 00:46:13,024 --> 00:46:14,524 I'll tell you one word - 633 00:46:15,897 --> 00:46:17,397 Bali. 634 00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:21,452 -Yeah. -Well, surf there, do you dare? 635 00:46:21,754 --> 00:46:24,270 Feel how you merge with our universe. 636 00:46:24,702 --> 00:46:27,952 Unity, elements, wind in the face, opening of the soul. 637 00:46:28,615 --> 00:46:30,115 This is the base. 638 00:46:31,338 --> 00:46:32,838 Do you understand what I'm talking about? 639 00:46:33,430 --> 00:46:35,283 -Yes. -This is generally 640 00:46:35,534 --> 00:46:37,423 another iceberg, you know? 641 00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:40,403 Listen, you frown a lot. 642 00:46:40,761 --> 00:46:43,886 You know, I studied a couple of points on the body, 643 00:46:44,136 --> 00:46:45,886 which can easily fix this. 644 00:46:46,136 --> 00:46:47,886 Now I’ll just warm up my hands. 645 00:46:50,972 --> 00:46:53,597 Puritanism, all these rules three dates - 646 00:46:53,848 --> 00:46:56,078 All this is not needed. All this is earthly. 647 00:46:57,037 --> 00:46:59,162 So, let's go to my place? 648 00:47:00,253 --> 00:47:02,305 Let's take you to the next level. - Please. 649 00:47:02,556 --> 00:47:05,126 Your "Strawberry Stuffiness". -Oh, thank you, brother. 650 00:47:06,786 --> 00:47:08,286 Okay, get lost. 651 00:47:10,058 --> 00:47:13,319 -Listen, brother, Isn’t it your car that’s being towed away by a tow truck? 652 00:47:14,934 --> 00:47:17,177 -What? -I guess your material 653 00:47:17,428 --> 00:47:19,728 takes on a slightly different azimuth. 654 00:47:20,143 --> 00:47:23,189 -Eh, where? Where? Stand! Stand! 655 00:47:28,378 --> 00:47:30,336 -Don't worry. Drinks as a gift. 656 00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:39,583 Be careful with her. She loves to squeeze out apartments. 657 00:47:48,793 --> 00:47:50,093 Well, 658 00:47:50,376 --> 00:47:52,876 How are you doing in my apartment? 659 00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:55,220 -Fine. 660 00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:58,011 I bought a new carpet... for the bathroom. 661 00:47:59,903 --> 00:48:01,986 -And I could drop by for a visit. 662 00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:06,222 That's it, I understand, I understand. I burn my uniform and break my sword. 663 00:48:11,038 --> 00:48:12,538 Well, the rules are: 664 00:48:13,287 --> 00:48:15,787 if you can't name the reason for a good evening - 665 00:48:16,415 --> 00:48:17,915 you drink. 666 00:48:18,935 --> 00:48:20,435 Something like 667 00:48:20,686 --> 00:48:23,175 "Tonight is a good evening because..." 668 00:48:28,628 --> 00:48:30,128 Have you figured out how to play? 669 00:48:31,903 --> 00:48:33,403 Didn't understand. 670 00:48:33,909 --> 00:48:35,880 Today is a good evening because 671 00:48:36,311 --> 00:48:37,894 You didn't leave with that idiot. 672 00:48:41,820 --> 00:48:43,987 You understand is today a good evening? 673 00:48:46,042 --> 00:48:47,542 -Yes. 674 00:48:49,302 --> 00:48:52,229 It's a good evening today because redheads get free food. 675 00:48:57,465 --> 00:48:59,617 So, how much does it cost me? 676 00:49:00,369 --> 00:49:02,911 - It's one forty. -In terms of? 677 00:49:04,904 --> 00:49:09,003 -In about an hour thirty-nine I'm finishing my shift. It's evening for you. 678 00:49:12,179 --> 00:49:14,872 (GERA AMEN - "I'm in love") 679 00:49:18,824 --> 00:49:21,164 (everyone screams) -Bitter! Bitterly! Bitterly! 680 00:49:27,323 --> 00:49:28,823 -For good luck! 681 00:49:29,074 --> 00:49:30,782 -Bitterly! Bitterly! 682 00:49:31,033 --> 00:49:33,033 Bitterly! Bitterly! 683 00:49:38,353 --> 00:49:40,266 (no sound) 684 00:49:43,086 --> 00:49:44,946 (Alice screams) 685 00:49:52,248 --> 00:49:54,498 -Vanya, run! Vanya, he's coming! 686 00:50:05,048 --> 00:50:07,455 (the song "I'm in Love" continues to play) 687 00:50:31,155 --> 00:50:33,374 -For breaking and entering. 688 00:50:50,565 --> 00:50:52,482 Well, have you ever penetrated somewhere like this? 689 00:50:53,915 --> 00:50:56,981 I once broke into a kindergarten and stole someone else's child. 690 00:50:57,978 --> 00:50:59,478 Ha! Joke. 691 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:05,278 Ring on your finger, call me bunny. 692 00:51:08,702 --> 00:51:10,202 Will you marry me? 693 00:51:16,028 --> 00:51:17,528 -I'll go out. 694 00:51:18,204 --> 00:51:19,704 Overboard. 695 00:51:21,031 --> 00:51:22,531 -Touché. 696 00:51:23,018 --> 00:51:24,518 OK. 697 00:51:25,926 --> 00:51:27,426 Come on. -What? 698 00:51:28,017 --> 00:51:29,517 -Forward. 699 00:51:31,176 --> 00:51:32,676 You're afraid! -No. 700 00:51:35,548 --> 00:51:37,331 -Relax. -Are you holding it? -Yes. 701 00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:42,098 - You hold it. 702 00:51:42,895 --> 00:51:44,448 (magic music) 703 00:51:47,272 --> 00:51:49,613 (laugh) 704 00:51:52,349 --> 00:51:53,849 -Is it normal? 705 00:51:54,100 --> 00:51:55,600 -Here! 706 00:51:56,577 --> 00:51:58,077 Ahh! 707 00:52:00,340 --> 00:52:01,923 Multi-move. -Yes. 708 00:52:08,496 --> 00:52:09,996 When else? 709 00:52:12,308 --> 00:52:13,808 -"More"? 710 00:52:14,059 --> 00:52:18,310 -Well, when will we see each other again? 711 00:52:18,806 --> 00:52:20,106 A? 712 00:52:20,907 --> 00:52:24,115 -Well, I don’t know. I have such a busy week. 713 00:52:24,835 --> 00:52:27,529 -Well, maybe then... 714 00:52:28,883 --> 00:52:31,519 Now? -Now, right? 715 00:52:33,877 --> 00:52:35,377 -Okay, let's do it this way. 716 00:52:35,644 --> 00:52:37,576 If it's a bird, then now. 717 00:52:37,826 --> 00:52:39,826 And if it’s digital, then go home. 718 00:52:41,622 --> 00:52:43,508 Are you ready? Once. 719 00:52:44,254 --> 00:52:45,809 Two... -Dysch. 720 00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:48,208 (Vanya gasps) Oops. 721 00:52:48,556 --> 00:52:51,488 -Oh, I see from here that it’s a bird. Where shall we go? 722 00:52:51,739 --> 00:52:53,239 -Yes. Cormorant. 723 00:52:54,344 --> 00:52:56,386 Ciao, peach, ripen. 724 00:52:56,842 --> 00:52:58,342 (sighs) -Well, yes. 725 00:52:58,664 --> 00:53:00,439 -Bye bye. -Apparently, a number. 726 00:53:02,645 --> 00:53:04,072 Bye. 727 00:53:24,271 --> 00:53:25,771 -Hello. 728 00:53:29,195 --> 00:53:30,695 -Hello. 729 00:53:31,675 --> 00:53:33,300 -What took you so long? 730 00:53:33,551 --> 00:53:35,051 - Why are you sleeping... here? 731 00:53:35,302 --> 00:53:38,935 -I was already scared that your body floating along the channels in bags. 732 00:53:39,991 --> 00:53:41,491 - Okay, don’t go too far. 733 00:53:41,833 --> 00:53:43,333 - I would call, but... 734 00:53:43,825 --> 00:53:45,617 Communication does not pass through reality. 735 00:53:51,273 --> 00:53:52,773 -Sorry. 736 00:53:54,330 --> 00:53:55,872 -Everything is fine. 737 00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,220 Oooh... 738 00:54:00,946 --> 00:54:03,071 You should have understood where I was letting you go. 739 00:54:04,793 --> 00:54:06,293 -Are you jealous? 740 00:54:06,691 --> 00:54:08,191 (laughs) -No. 741 00:54:09,505 --> 00:54:11,005 Just... 742 00:54:11,980 --> 00:54:13,730 Well, I don’t know what I’m like there. 743 00:54:14,145 --> 00:54:15,645 In your reality. 744 00:54:16,457 --> 00:54:18,791 Maybe I have tentacles instead of hands. 745 00:54:19,895 --> 00:54:21,770 - No, exactly the same. 746 00:54:33,992 --> 00:54:35,492 Van! 747 00:54:35,965 --> 00:54:37,590 What if it's fate? 748 00:54:39,256 --> 00:54:40,798 Well, what if we... 749 00:54:41,675 --> 00:54:45,143 Well, this whole story happened so that we meet us second. 750 00:54:47,392 --> 00:54:50,207 -Did he get you drunk? -Van, I'm serious. Please 751 00:54:50,458 --> 00:54:51,890 maybe 752 00:54:52,141 --> 00:54:55,808 you'll try to find me second in reality? 753 00:55:05,992 --> 00:55:07,492 -They must be here somewhere. 754 00:55:08,242 --> 00:55:09,950 In a grandma-grandpa environment. 755 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,774 -Listen, do you know what my favorite position is? at grandparents? 756 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,325 -Which? -Pensioner. 757 00:55:18,749 --> 00:55:20,249 - There they are. 758 00:55:21,502 --> 00:55:24,262 -I, of course, understand that you are already a grown woman, 759 00:55:25,703 --> 00:55:28,821 but this is really a pension. Sit like that. 760 00:55:29,796 --> 00:55:32,281 -Ol, don’t make a fuss. Just rest. 761 00:55:35,709 --> 00:55:38,542 What, are you crazy? There's a pregnant girl here. 762 00:55:38,793 --> 00:55:40,293 - We ask for forgiveness. 763 00:55:46,536 --> 00:55:50,328 Unauthorized kidnapping flying saucer 764 00:55:54,424 --> 00:55:55,924 Go! 765 00:55:59,050 --> 00:56:01,300 Let's go! -Ol, are you serious? 766 00:56:01,551 --> 00:56:03,673 Olya, you’re not a dog, so for this... 767 00:56:04,751 --> 00:56:07,334 -Will you try? Let's. 768 00:56:17,359 --> 00:56:18,859 -It's hot, isn't it? 769 00:56:19,109 --> 00:56:20,609 -I'm not getting acquainted. 770 00:56:20,860 --> 00:56:23,901 -Yes, we know each other. 771 00:56:26,484 --> 00:56:28,484 Wait, as soon as I saw you... 772 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,629 Sorry. -Ol! 773 00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:33,473 -When I saw you, I understood that you need to apologize. Is it true. 774 00:56:33,724 --> 00:56:35,785 This apartment turned out to be stupid. -Yes. 775 00:56:36,036 --> 00:56:38,929 -She should have gone to you because you wanted her so much. 776 00:56:39,180 --> 00:56:41,136 What should I do to make you forgive me? 777 00:56:41,489 --> 00:56:45,656 Well, let me get on my knees, do you want? Here! Forgive me please! I will suffer! 778 00:56:45,907 --> 00:56:47,574 Well, come down, come on! I... 779 00:56:47,825 --> 00:56:49,575 I will suffer forever! -Please, that's it! 780 00:56:49,826 --> 00:56:51,826 (squeaky) -Alice! -Quiet! Quiet! 781 00:56:53,327 --> 00:56:54,827 Chsh-chsh-chsh! 782 00:56:57,034 --> 00:57:00,462 -Forgive me, I behaved like a narcissistic idiot. 783 00:57:03,105 --> 00:57:04,855 I just had a dream. 784 00:57:06,182 --> 00:57:07,849 About the fact that you and I are together. 785 00:57:08,495 --> 00:57:10,287 - It's the feeling of guilt that has stuck with you. 786 00:57:11,088 --> 00:57:13,770 -No, everything was very detailed there. 787 00:57:14,721 --> 00:57:17,971 You and I were lying around watching a horror movie, 788 00:57:19,001 --> 00:57:20,918 We danced a lot and got crazy. 789 00:57:21,302 --> 00:57:23,302 You even cut your bangs. 790 00:57:24,962 --> 00:57:26,795 So I decided to try it. 791 00:57:28,401 --> 00:57:30,304 -Well, you understand that this is nonsense? 792 00:57:31,881 --> 00:57:33,672 First of all, you don't know me. 793 00:57:33,923 --> 00:57:37,124 And secondly, I would never I didn’t cut off my bangs. 794 00:57:51,032 --> 00:57:53,338 -Yes! That's right. 795 00:57:55,734 --> 00:57:58,025 -I also make icons from beads. 796 00:57:59,984 --> 00:58:01,484 (laugh) 797 00:58:01,735 --> 00:58:03,235 -Sorry. 798 00:58:05,235 --> 00:58:06,735 I envy your boyfriend. 799 00:58:08,150 --> 00:58:10,525 -There is no one to envy here. -Don’t you have anyone? 800 00:58:10,776 --> 00:58:13,359 -Well, how can I say... “There is no one.” 801 00:58:13,939 --> 00:58:16,564 -Damn, well, this is different! Children are the flowers of life. 802 00:58:22,266 --> 00:58:25,199 Listen, I'm not just that, Well, I'm spinning the plates. 803 00:58:25,450 --> 00:58:28,713 Me and the DJ. Come to Vanka's party. 804 00:58:29,802 --> 00:58:31,302 I'll play there. 805 00:58:32,389 --> 00:58:33,889 What, will you come? 806 00:58:36,213 --> 00:58:39,121 Well, of course you will come! You'll have to return the Frisbee! 807 00:58:39,894 --> 00:58:43,190 Orevoir! I'm there for you, in short, I wrote a number on a frisbee, 808 00:58:43,550 --> 00:58:45,925 read carefully! 809 00:58:52,793 --> 00:58:54,293 Ah-ah-ah! 810 00:58:55,265 --> 00:58:56,765 -I hate Peter! 811 00:58:57,015 --> 00:58:58,515 (thunder rumbles) 812 00:59:01,752 --> 00:59:03,252 (Alice laughs) 813 00:59:06,729 --> 00:59:08,604 (Vanya) - Oops, sorry. 814 00:59:09,937 --> 00:59:11,854 I hate Peter! 815 00:59:14,734 --> 00:59:17,433 -No. You love Peter. 816 00:59:17,811 --> 00:59:20,394 -Yes, I love it. But sometimes he pisses me off. 817 00:59:20,658 --> 00:59:22,425 -Take your things there. -Yeah. 818 00:59:29,544 --> 00:59:31,044 -Van? 819 00:59:38,769 --> 00:59:41,269 - It’s kind of boring how you settled here. 820 00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:43,062 I could have come up with a better idea. 821 00:59:43,313 --> 00:59:45,688 -Yes. Like a huge octopus? 822 00:59:48,309 --> 00:59:49,809 Just a guess. 823 00:59:54,423 --> 00:59:55,723 (Vanya gasps) 824 00:59:56,770 --> 00:59:58,436 What? -I... 825 00:59:58,686 --> 01:00:00,520 -What? -I think I feel something. 826 01:00:00,770 --> 01:00:02,270 I feel... 827 01:00:03,093 --> 01:00:05,843 An incredible surge of strength! 828 01:00:08,517 --> 01:00:12,143 And a wild desire to bite someone! 829 01:00:12,393 --> 01:00:14,005 (hisses) 830 01:00:14,255 --> 01:00:16,380 -No! -You can't run away from me! 831 01:00:16,630 --> 01:00:19,251 There's no escape! -Here! 832 01:00:19,502 --> 01:00:22,591 -Do you think some spoons will stop me? (Alice screams) 833 01:00:23,939 --> 01:00:25,439 -Stop! 834 01:00:27,553 --> 01:00:30,112 How old are you? -Seventeen. 835 01:00:31,123 --> 01:00:32,665 -How long have you been seventeen? 836 01:00:33,008 --> 01:00:35,008 -It's been quite a long time! 837 01:00:36,782 --> 01:00:38,282 Let me bite you! 838 01:00:41,963 --> 01:00:45,503 What is this? Garlic? -Get out! Get out! 839 01:00:45,754 --> 01:00:50,080 -My whole family, As you might guess, vampires! 840 01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:54,267 And you will soon become a part of it! 841 01:00:54,811 --> 01:00:56,311 -No! No! 842 01:00:57,781 --> 01:00:59,281 -Gotcha? 843 01:00:59,531 --> 01:01:01,031 (hisses) 844 01:01:09,389 --> 01:01:10,889 -Van. 845 01:01:11,139 --> 01:01:13,800 -What are you doing? -Van, let’s not today. 846 01:01:15,805 --> 01:01:17,305 -Got it, I'm not a fool. 847 01:01:27,973 --> 01:01:29,473 (quietly) What? 848 01:01:31,849 --> 01:01:33,349 Me too, nun. 849 01:01:39,444 --> 01:01:42,611 (loud) Bro, what is it? What's happened? 850 01:01:45,304 --> 01:01:47,949 So, don't be fussy, I don't understand what you're talking about! 851 01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:50,491 -You should know who you're leaking, idiot. 852 01:01:50,864 --> 01:01:52,364 -Okay, calm down! 853 01:01:53,429 --> 01:01:54,929 Call an ambulance. 854 01:01:55,406 --> 01:01:57,197 (in unison) -I'll jump up now. 855 01:02:01,742 --> 01:02:03,242 -Clown! 856 01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:08,676 -Soryamba. Frol has problems there, he feels bad. 857 01:02:08,927 --> 01:02:11,734 He ate peanuts But he can’t, he has allergies. 858 01:02:11,999 --> 01:02:15,294 Quincke's edema is there, that's all. We have to go and save the boy. 859 01:02:16,602 --> 01:02:18,560 -Can I help somehow? -Where to? 860 01:02:18,810 --> 01:02:22,597 What are you doing? Mother like this will be scared. Such a quasi-muzzle! 861 01:02:23,070 --> 01:02:24,635 So let me... 862 01:02:25,757 --> 01:02:27,257 That's it, thank you very much. 863 01:02:27,508 --> 01:02:30,439 We'll be in touch. You understand yourself, a matter of life and death! 864 01:02:30,856 --> 01:02:32,856 That's it, come on. Goodbye! 865 01:02:41,211 --> 01:02:42,711 -Sorry. 866 01:02:48,209 --> 01:02:49,709 Hello. 867 01:02:51,306 --> 01:02:52,806 -Frol doesn’t have allergies? 868 01:03:03,338 --> 01:03:04,838 -There was one girl. 869 01:03:06,575 --> 01:03:09,117 We were nineteen years old. Yes. 870 01:03:10,411 --> 01:03:13,305 When I saw her, I just fell head over heels in love. 871 01:03:13,964 --> 01:03:15,464 Generally a head-off. 872 01:03:16,699 --> 01:03:19,033 Well, then it’s like everyone else. 873 01:03:19,284 --> 01:03:22,416 We fell in love and started hanging out. 874 01:03:22,667 --> 01:03:26,792 Then we fought, made up again, kissed again. 875 01:03:28,350 --> 01:03:29,934 Yes, it was cool. 876 01:03:30,804 --> 01:03:32,596 On New Year's Day I proposed to her. 877 01:03:32,847 --> 01:03:34,347 -Wow! -Yes. 878 01:03:34,598 --> 01:03:36,711 And she agreed. 879 01:03:37,762 --> 01:03:39,262 And then suddenly I realized 880 01:03:39,513 --> 01:03:42,782 that the bar owner is more promising, than the average bartender. 881 01:03:43,403 --> 01:03:44,903 (laughs) Hmmm... 882 01:03:47,577 --> 01:03:50,003 -I'm sorry. -What are you doing? Everything is fine. 883 01:03:50,969 --> 01:03:52,510 We have to give her credit. 884 01:03:53,495 --> 01:03:55,319 She held out the longest. 885 01:03:56,703 --> 01:03:58,328 It still shines through. 886 01:03:59,013 --> 01:04:02,007 So now either quickly and without obligation, or... 887 01:04:02,258 --> 01:04:03,758 -Or Frol has Quincke's edema. 888 01:04:07,488 --> 01:04:08,788 -Yes. 889 01:04:11,085 --> 01:04:13,279 (Tima is looking for light - “wave”) 890 01:05:39,044 --> 01:05:41,502 Oh, how this mirror infuriates me. 891 01:05:42,169 --> 01:05:44,669 The universe is punishing me because I'm such an idiot! 892 01:05:45,263 --> 01:05:48,555 -No, me. Because I'm so selfish. 893 01:05:50,115 --> 01:05:51,949 This whole story with Kostya... 894 01:05:53,058 --> 01:05:54,558 Van... 895 01:05:55,299 --> 01:05:57,299 Please forgive me. -Alice, what are you doing? 896 01:05:57,955 --> 01:05:59,955 -True, when I 897 01:06:00,465 --> 01:06:02,632 I went on a date with this Vanya, 898 01:06:02,882 --> 01:06:04,887 I felt like I was doing something wrong. 899 01:06:06,021 --> 01:06:07,562 It's all because of me. 900 01:06:08,182 --> 01:06:09,682 - Well, yes, it's your fault. 901 01:06:11,389 --> 01:06:13,249 Well, if it weren't for you, 902 01:06:13,726 --> 01:06:15,726 We wouldn't be here. 903 01:06:16,670 --> 01:06:19,003 But now, my lady, 904 01:06:19,426 --> 01:06:21,426 you can't get away from me. 905 01:06:22,243 --> 01:06:23,743 Agreement? 906 01:06:26,485 --> 01:06:27,985 -Agreement. 907 01:06:43,713 --> 01:06:45,726 (romantic music) 908 01:07:57,092 --> 01:07:59,092 - Literally take forty milliliters 909 01:07:59,342 --> 01:08:01,743 and you pour it in. And that's enough. 910 01:08:01,994 --> 01:08:05,876 Such a classic base. An immortal classic, one might say. 911 01:08:28,747 --> 01:08:30,247 You are very beautiful. 912 01:08:32,353 --> 01:08:34,834 I said, not a lemon, but a watermelon. 913 01:08:35,085 --> 01:08:36,585 Watermelon! 914 01:08:37,788 --> 01:08:39,701 Come on, let there be lemon. (laugh) 915 01:08:40,615 --> 01:08:43,948 Well, try it. -What, he hasn’t gone to the hospital yet, right? 916 01:08:45,481 --> 01:08:47,647 -Well... - Yes, handsome, handsome, bro. 917 01:08:47,897 --> 01:08:49,397 Will you help? 918 01:08:50,107 --> 01:08:51,607 -You know where to look for me. 919 01:08:52,476 --> 01:08:53,976 -I'll be quick now. 920 01:09:08,003 --> 01:09:09,503 -What? 921 01:09:22,243 --> 01:09:23,743 -Be my girlfriend officially. 922 01:09:24,904 --> 01:09:26,446 -You are so wonderful. 923 01:09:28,303 --> 01:09:29,803 -Yes, I know. 924 01:09:31,662 --> 01:09:33,162 -But I like it. 925 01:09:37,900 --> 01:09:39,400 -Does that mean yes? 926 01:09:47,215 --> 01:09:48,715 -Stop! 927 01:09:51,974 --> 01:09:54,849 Call Rudina, please. 928 01:09:58,145 --> 01:09:59,645 My boyfriend! 929 01:10:00,727 --> 01:10:02,227 -My baby! 930 01:10:11,723 --> 01:10:13,307 -Are you Alice? -Yes. 931 01:10:14,024 --> 01:10:15,941 -There you are, my... -I understand. 932 01:10:16,340 --> 01:10:17,840 -You're an annoying box! 933 01:10:22,002 --> 01:10:23,502 -Tie it up. 934 01:10:23,893 --> 01:10:25,393 -So. 935 01:10:26,322 --> 01:10:27,822 -What is she doing here? 936 01:10:28,086 --> 01:10:30,279 -What are you doing here? - Not her! Lisa, relax. 937 01:10:30,530 --> 01:10:34,326 The girl is small, red. I went into the toilet. -A! So this is my Cat's friend. 938 01:10:36,024 --> 01:10:37,524 Alice. 939 01:10:38,224 --> 01:10:42,099 -Have you seen it? We've been texting for a week, and he already - “you will be mine.” 940 01:10:42,689 --> 01:10:44,822 Fast ferret. -Good. 941 01:10:47,729 --> 01:10:49,479 -Stop suffering, Rudina! 942 01:10:49,730 --> 01:10:52,981 Stop looking at your phone. -Where else should I look? 943 01:10:53,232 --> 01:10:56,399 -To the sides! Why don't you like Vanka, huh? 944 01:10:56,805 --> 01:11:01,009 Beautiful, free! And most importantly, made of flesh and blood, walking nearby! 945 01:11:01,260 --> 01:11:04,220 And not this one of yours - "Sorry, I have urgent business." 946 01:11:06,016 --> 01:11:08,762 Take a break. Take a break! Come on, come on! 947 01:11:09,013 --> 01:11:11,263 Give it to me and switch. 948 01:11:11,514 --> 01:11:14,920 And keep moving, keep moving! Energy, energy! Flow of energy! 949 01:11:15,171 --> 01:11:16,671 New energy flow! 950 01:11:18,703 --> 01:11:20,995 Breathe, breathe! Hands up and down! 951 01:11:22,373 --> 01:11:24,979 -Yes. -Get ready! 952 01:11:25,312 --> 01:11:27,146 Are you ready? -I'm ready. 953 01:11:27,529 --> 01:11:31,849 -To a new life! To new energy! And to new men! 954 01:11:38,119 --> 01:11:39,619 -Alice? 955 01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:45,740 Alice! 956 01:11:51,714 --> 01:11:54,221 (dramatic music) 957 01:12:11,456 --> 01:12:14,150 (dance music plays) 958 01:12:27,724 --> 01:12:31,141 -To extraordinary places you invite me, Alisa Sergeevna. 959 01:12:31,511 --> 01:12:33,386 -It’s not for nothing that he refused, right? 960 01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:37,145 -I know you're upset. 961 01:12:37,604 --> 01:12:41,397 But I came here. Everything is for you. -I already want to leave... 962 01:12:41,648 --> 01:12:44,982 -No! I really like it. Just paradise! Dream. -Yes. 963 01:12:45,714 --> 01:12:47,214 -Well, it's true. 964 01:12:48,035 --> 01:12:53,050 Sorry. I promise more no urgent patients. 965 01:12:53,776 --> 01:12:55,276 World? 966 01:12:58,292 --> 01:12:59,592 Yes! 967 01:13:02,605 --> 01:13:04,439 Is there a toilet here? 968 01:13:05,742 --> 01:13:07,242 Me now. -Yes. 969 01:13:22,656 --> 01:13:25,156 (voice from behind the door) -Yan, hi. Are you home already? 970 01:13:26,873 --> 01:13:28,741 You won't believe it. 971 01:13:28,992 --> 01:13:31,950 This girl is on my ears again with your videos. 972 01:13:33,459 --> 01:13:35,592 He says we need to pump up the audience. 973 01:13:38,131 --> 01:13:39,964 Need to buy something for home? 974 01:13:40,893 --> 01:13:42,393 OK then. 975 01:13:43,637 --> 01:13:45,345 No, it doesn’t seem to make any noise. 976 01:13:46,781 --> 01:13:50,573 Okay. Kiss you. I love. Bye bye. Bye. 977 01:13:59,301 --> 01:14:02,259 Maybe we can leave here somewhere, hmm? 978 01:14:07,205 --> 01:14:08,705 -She likes it on coconut. 979 01:14:11,288 --> 01:14:12,788 -What are you doing? 980 01:14:13,369 --> 01:14:15,202 -Fine! -Bone... 981 01:14:15,538 --> 01:14:17,246 -How's your eco-friendly scam going? 982 01:14:17,590 --> 01:14:19,480 Have you talked to your wife about him just now? 983 01:14:21,113 --> 01:14:22,988 -So. Interesting! 984 01:14:24,238 --> 01:14:25,738 Are you sleeping together? 985 01:14:25,988 --> 01:14:27,571 You would have said it right away. -Bone... 986 01:14:27,821 --> 01:14:29,988 -Advice and love. Why beat? 987 01:14:31,527 --> 01:14:33,944 Give it! You really won't succeed. 988 01:14:34,579 --> 01:14:36,079 She likes it older, bro. 989 01:14:37,148 --> 01:14:39,461 This happens to girls who grow up without a father. 990 01:14:40,925 --> 01:14:42,450 -Hey! -Don't go! 991 01:14:42,913 --> 01:14:44,604 - That's it, guys. Come on, okay. 992 01:14:46,825 --> 01:14:48,366 -Vanyok, Vanyok. 993 01:14:48,616 --> 01:14:50,696 Get up, get up, get up. -Do we have a first aid kit? 994 01:14:52,713 --> 01:14:54,653 -Today is a good evening because... 995 01:14:55,613 --> 01:14:57,530 I can't think of anything. 996 01:14:57,781 --> 01:14:59,281 -Then drink. 997 01:15:06,864 --> 01:15:08,364 -Are you having some kind of joke? 998 01:15:08,614 --> 01:15:11,070 Douse everyone with something? You're repeating yourself. 999 01:15:11,321 --> 01:15:12,821 -I am pregnant. 1000 01:15:13,910 --> 01:15:16,210 -Nothing happened. -Sure? 1001 01:15:20,751 --> 01:15:23,590 I'm kidding, relax. But someday you'll get involved. 1002 01:15:25,456 --> 01:15:28,549 -Have you decided to teach me a lesson? The smartest type, you know everything? 1003 01:15:33,291 --> 01:15:36,041 -No, not everything. But I know something about you. 1004 01:15:36,688 --> 01:15:38,984 Will I take it? -What are you doing? 1005 01:15:39,235 --> 01:15:41,485 - Quiet, quiet. Part of the ritual. 1006 01:15:44,878 --> 01:15:47,828 You're lying that this is your bar and behind the counter you stand for the soul. 1007 01:15:48,079 --> 01:15:49,430 -So-so insider. 1008 01:15:49,681 --> 01:15:52,997 -In 7th grade you threw a cockroach into a common pan with table buckwheat. 1009 01:15:53,247 --> 01:15:55,497 Frol accidentally ate and you never admitted it. 1010 01:15:55,747 --> 01:15:57,622 You snore because as a child 1011 01:15:57,872 --> 01:16:00,330 some bald girl hit you on the nose with the swing. 1012 01:16:00,581 --> 01:16:02,481 But your snoring is musical. 1013 01:16:04,616 --> 01:16:08,032 - Now it’s really scary! What are you doing, following me? 1014 01:16:08,282 --> 01:16:10,324 -My grandmother is a witch. Have you seen my hair? 1015 01:16:11,350 --> 01:16:12,850 -Listen... 1016 01:16:14,069 --> 01:16:17,749 I understand. I offended you, it hurts you... -Yes, it hurts! 1017 01:16:26,510 --> 01:16:28,010 But not because of you. 1018 01:16:29,837 --> 01:16:32,956 -Are you... Is everything okay with you? You're kind of wild. 1019 01:16:37,288 --> 01:16:39,621 -Do you see how it sparkles? -No. 1020 01:16:39,959 --> 01:16:41,459 -And this is your future. 1021 01:16:44,298 --> 01:16:45,798 You will meet a girl. 1022 01:16:47,361 --> 01:16:49,903 The one with whom you will forget everything. All the grievances. 1023 01:16:50,292 --> 01:16:52,298 You will eat potato pancakes in the morning 1024 01:16:52,788 --> 01:16:54,288 and make stupid jokes. 1025 01:16:55,089 --> 01:16:57,756 You will play the guitar for her, although you don't know how to do it at all. 1026 01:16:58,337 --> 01:17:00,045 Watch Soviet classics. 1027 01:17:02,442 --> 01:17:03,942 You will be happy. 1028 01:17:04,816 --> 01:17:06,316 You definitely will. 1029 01:17:06,757 --> 01:17:08,257 -Are you talking about yourself, or what? 1030 01:17:08,886 --> 01:17:10,386 -No. 1031 01:17:16,792 --> 01:17:18,292 I love someone else. 1032 01:17:23,412 --> 01:17:24,912 And this evening is good, 1033 01:17:25,300 --> 01:17:27,586 because I finally admitted it. 1034 01:17:41,875 --> 01:17:43,375 Hello. 1035 01:17:43,625 --> 01:17:45,125 Can you borrow your phone? 1036 01:17:53,127 --> 01:17:55,647 No questions asked. Write to this girl today. 1037 01:17:55,898 --> 01:17:57,398 This is your destiny. 1038 01:18:02,384 --> 01:18:03,884 Hello. 1039 01:18:04,135 --> 01:18:06,926 Don't ask anything but if a guy writes to you 1040 01:18:07,177 --> 01:18:08,800 with a wonderful Panama hat on his avatar, 1041 01:18:09,287 --> 01:18:10,912 just don't send it right away. 1042 01:18:11,162 --> 01:18:14,704 -Rudina, are you aware at all? What is your psychologist doing there? 1043 01:18:15,337 --> 01:18:17,754 I decided to kill myself live on air. 1044 01:18:20,922 --> 01:18:23,047 (Kostya) -Why are you sending these reactions? 1045 01:18:25,973 --> 01:18:28,848 -Are you on a diet? -I have a cheat meal, bro. 1046 01:18:32,206 --> 01:18:33,706 - That's it, come on. 1047 01:18:34,229 --> 01:18:35,729 See you. 1048 01:18:44,602 --> 01:18:46,282 (clink of broken dishes) 1049 01:18:50,890 --> 01:18:53,823 -Sorry, sorry. I'm done, I'm leaving. 1050 01:18:55,057 --> 01:18:56,557 Already now. 1051 01:18:57,446 --> 01:18:58,946 - That's it, calm down. 1052 01:19:03,474 --> 01:19:05,058 -Listen, Van. 1053 01:19:05,766 --> 01:19:08,553 In short, this whole situation... I would like... - Bullshit! 1054 01:19:20,771 --> 01:19:22,884 -Yes... Now I... 1055 01:19:23,857 --> 01:19:26,637 Sorry, I'm on my way now. He'll come now. Now. 1056 01:19:27,636 --> 01:19:29,303 Well! Let's! 1057 01:19:40,118 --> 01:19:42,909 -You seemed to want to say thank you. 1058 01:19:44,118 --> 01:19:46,284 This is the right moment. 1059 01:19:46,534 --> 01:19:48,534 (Tima is looking for light - “sugar”) 1060 01:19:50,945 --> 01:19:52,445 Come on. 1061 01:19:53,450 --> 01:19:56,033 Let's. I make you so sad I won't let you go home. 1062 01:19:57,049 --> 01:19:59,021 (Kostya's voice) -Guys, it's Friday evening! 1063 01:19:59,272 --> 01:20:02,063 Go outside to drink wine and fall in love! 1064 01:20:02,802 --> 01:20:04,302 A? Similar? 1065 01:20:05,853 --> 01:20:08,238 Would you like me to give you some advice? I'll save your money. 1066 01:20:08,817 --> 01:20:10,765 There is no need to buy this book. 1067 01:20:11,016 --> 01:20:14,833 There's bad advice from a divorced man, who drinks in the hotel. 1068 01:20:15,956 --> 01:20:17,456 But this is better 1069 01:20:18,151 --> 01:20:20,082 than to hurt your loved ones. Right? 1070 01:20:27,993 --> 01:20:30,198 (Tima is looking for light - “wave”) 1071 01:20:33,820 --> 01:20:36,487 -Happiness is not always for two, you know? 1072 01:20:48,007 --> 01:20:50,257 -What are you talking about? Are you crazy? 1073 01:20:52,144 --> 01:20:54,579 No! No. I'm afraid of you! (laughs) 1074 01:21:01,661 --> 01:21:05,244 -Don't stand in the doorway I need to go off into the sunset. 1075 01:21:05,786 --> 01:21:08,494 Just give it to her... That is, to him 1076 01:21:09,577 --> 01:21:11,077 breathe freely. 1077 01:21:13,474 --> 01:21:15,609 (Tima is looking for light - “wave”) 1078 01:21:26,700 --> 01:21:28,200 (screams like a bird) 1079 01:21:28,463 --> 01:21:30,615 -I am a St. Petersburg seagull! 1080 01:21:46,446 --> 01:21:48,979 -Feel yourself truly happy. 1081 01:21:49,413 --> 01:21:51,038 Only without you. 1082 01:22:23,276 --> 01:22:25,151 - There’s probably a taxi waiting for you there. 1083 01:22:43,159 --> 01:22:44,659 -Bye. 1084 01:23:15,610 --> 01:23:17,110 -Alice, wait. 1085 01:23:18,259 --> 01:23:19,759 Alice please! 1086 01:23:21,667 --> 01:23:23,167 You're awesome! 1087 01:23:23,552 --> 01:23:25,873 Very. Just... -What is “simple”, Van? 1088 01:23:26,932 --> 01:23:31,185 Why was all this? Is it heroism, dancing, the beach? 1089 01:23:35,090 --> 01:23:36,590 -There is one girl... 1090 01:23:43,787 --> 01:23:45,371 Are you with her 1091 01:23:46,954 --> 01:23:48,454 very similar. 1092 01:23:56,276 --> 01:23:57,776 But she 1093 01:24:00,072 --> 01:24:01,572 far away. 1094 01:24:03,721 --> 01:24:07,096 And we are unlikely to ever be together with her, but I can’t do that with her. 1095 01:24:19,256 --> 01:24:20,756 You are wonderful! 1096 01:24:22,308 --> 01:24:24,433 So smart, so funny, 1097 01:24:24,823 --> 01:24:26,323 very beautiful. 1098 01:24:27,131 --> 01:24:28,631 But... 1099 01:24:28,881 --> 01:24:30,381 Not mine. 1100 01:24:32,565 --> 01:24:34,925 (alert music) 1101 01:24:38,564 --> 01:24:40,064 -Thank you 1102 01:24:41,219 --> 01:24:42,786 for honesty. 1103 01:24:47,394 --> 01:24:48,894 You are good, Van. 1104 01:25:01,862 --> 01:25:05,028 (Kostya) -And only when you can let the person go 1105 01:25:05,985 --> 01:25:08,935 you yourself will truly learn to love. 1106 01:25:09,452 --> 01:25:10,952 -Be happy. 1107 01:25:44,439 --> 01:25:46,926 (Beautiful Boys - "Tender Love") 1108 01:26:46,316 --> 01:26:47,899 -Rosa Vadimovna? -A? 1109 01:26:48,514 --> 01:26:50,014 -So. Stop! 1110 01:26:51,311 --> 01:26:54,603 Sorry, where did you get it from? these beautiful yellow stalks? 1111 01:26:56,182 --> 01:26:59,195 -Your dirty hints again? The man gave with all his heart! 1112 01:26:59,446 --> 01:27:02,286 I put it on and every time I say: "Thank you, Alice." 1113 01:27:02,537 --> 01:27:04,637 Why suddenly? Do you remember the floor lamp? 1114 01:27:05,863 --> 01:27:07,697 You look absolutely amazing! 1115 01:27:07,989 --> 01:27:09,489 Magically! 1116 01:27:10,235 --> 01:27:11,735 Fabulous! 1117 01:27:29,668 --> 01:27:31,168 Hello, beautiful! 1118 01:27:33,082 --> 01:27:34,623 Where was the monster lost? 1119 01:27:36,460 --> 01:27:37,960 -Van, let’s not now. 1120 01:27:38,547 --> 01:27:40,047 Go back to the bar. 1121 01:27:40,647 --> 01:27:43,894 -So did you see the time? All bars are already closed. 1122 01:27:56,076 --> 01:27:58,160 You should sit more carefully here! 1123 01:27:58,857 --> 01:28:01,224 There is a gang of pigeons operating here, 1124 01:28:01,647 --> 01:28:03,647 they love to push people into the water. 1125 01:28:06,966 --> 01:28:09,339 Goo-goo. You were pushed. 1126 01:28:11,470 --> 01:28:13,022 Okay, that's it, I won't touch you. 1127 01:28:13,273 --> 01:28:15,656 Sit here alone, sad. Consider me not at all. 1128 01:28:17,143 --> 01:28:18,643 I am a shadow. 1129 01:28:19,453 --> 01:28:20,953 I don't exist. 1130 01:28:22,021 --> 01:28:24,063 You are alone. -What do you want? 1131 01:28:24,314 --> 01:28:26,439 -Yes, I still can’t understand, 1132 01:28:26,690 --> 01:28:29,185 Why did you add lemon to the cocktail? instead of watermelon? 1133 01:28:34,478 --> 01:28:35,978 - Repeat. 1134 01:28:43,964 --> 01:28:45,464 Vanya? 1135 01:28:45,714 --> 01:28:47,839 -How did you do it, lioness-tiger? 1136 01:28:48,089 --> 01:28:51,018 -Wait, I don't understand. You were with her... 1137 01:28:51,269 --> 01:28:54,582 With the second me and I didn’t want to disturb you. 1138 01:28:55,182 --> 01:28:56,807 -No, she is, of course, fire, 1139 01:28:59,039 --> 01:29:01,039 but I'm already going crazy about something else. 1140 01:29:04,216 --> 01:29:06,425 Well, she doesn’t have that stylish bangs. 1141 01:29:10,675 --> 01:29:13,368 Ay! And what is this for? 1142 01:29:30,128 --> 01:29:32,371 (dreamy music) 1143 01:30:45,705 --> 01:30:47,205 - Move more actively. 1144 01:30:47,456 --> 01:30:49,525 Come on, come on, intensely! -Well, well, well! 1145 01:30:49,776 --> 01:30:51,276 Well where? -What? 1146 01:30:51,527 --> 01:30:53,577 -Maybe we should leave it here? -No, well... 1147 01:30:54,363 --> 01:30:57,497 It's somehow... not romantic here. -So, just don’t start! 1148 01:30:57,748 --> 01:30:59,874 I won't hang it in the toilet. -What's wrong? 1149 01:31:00,174 --> 01:31:03,708 Well, this is perfect, well. She moves into the apartment 1150 01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:06,927 and finds it in his bedroom a man from a parallel reality. 1151 01:31:07,178 --> 01:31:08,887 -Ugh, off we go! 1152 01:31:09,138 --> 01:31:12,127 Well, do you see? Don't resist. Come on, let's go there. 1153 01:31:12,378 --> 01:31:15,231 Don't stop, son. Don't resist, my dear. 1154 01:31:15,482 --> 01:31:17,051 Everything will be as it should be. 1155 01:31:17,369 --> 01:31:19,605 We'll also turn off their lights. And we'll break the pipe. 1156 01:31:20,443 --> 01:31:22,152 Or better yet, in several places. 1157 01:31:22,888 --> 01:31:24,604 So that everything is in... -Mom, please! 1158 01:31:24,855 --> 01:31:27,555 -And a fire! Come on, son, don't fall asleep!