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<i>Previously on "Resident Alien"...</i>

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<i>There are Grey-human hybrids
all over the Earth.</i>

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If anybody's up to something,
I'll know it.

4
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I'm going away, Max,
but you're special.

5
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You're the only one
who can identify aliens.

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I am the Alien Tracker.

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I need to tell you something.

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Joseph is a Grey alien.

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<i>I'm going to go
on another date with Joseph.</i>

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I'll find out
what you need to know, OK?

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You and I are gonna
save Earth together.

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<i>♪ I believe in the stars</i>

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<i>♪ That cover the sky</i>

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<i>♪ I believe
in the moon above ♪</i>

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Don't wander too far, honey.
It's dark.

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<i>♪ I believe God made them</i>

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<i>♪ For you and I to dream on</i>

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<i>I can't believe
you're friends with an alien.</i>

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How many limbs does he have?

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Six, with razor-sharp teeth
and a black tongue.

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Cool.

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And he dips his pie
in oatmeal.

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He's a beast.

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Get ready.

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You're about to meet
a real-life extraterrestrial.

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What are you doing here?
I don't want visitors.

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- Um...
- And you know that I hate

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bike lines in my driveway dirt.

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Aliens are always
making jokes.

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Come on.

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I have a joke for you.

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What has three heads

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and has to get out of my house
and it's you?

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Us?

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Oh, you've heard it.

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Wait, where is
grumpy headscarf?

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- She moved away.
- And left you here?

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Oh, that's like cutting off
the head of a chicken

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and watching its dumb
little body run into walls.

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I don't need Sahar,

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and I'm not by myself.

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I started an alien club.

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- Hmm.
- This is Mari and Leo.

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I have already forgotten
your names.

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- Mari.
- Leo.

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We came here so you could
turn into an alien

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and show them
what you really look like.

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<i>This little shit monkey
is bad enough.</i>

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<i>I do not want two more idiots
chasing me around.</i>

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I don't know
what you're talking about.

51
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I'm not an alien.

52
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He's a liar.

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You're the liar.

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Max isn't even his real name.

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It's Giuseppe.

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It's OK.
My real name is Bishop.

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Bishop?

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I see why you keep that
to yourself.

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You leave me no choice.

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<i>I have been looking
for that taser everywhere!</i>

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<i>I should have known
this little pecker stole it.</i>

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Reveal your true self now, alien.

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<i>I want it back.</i>

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<i>It heats my coffee in seconds.</i>

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<i>But if I take it,
they will think I care</i>

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<i>and may believe I am an alien.</i>

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<i>I will wait.</i>

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<i>It is only a matter of time</i>

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<i>before this idiot
zaps himself.</i>

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I knew he wasn't an alien.

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We should go.

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My name is Max,
and I'm the new Alien Tracker.

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<i>Humans spend
their entire lives</i>

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<i>believing they are special.</i>

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<i>Even after they die,
they do everything</i>

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<i>in their power
to remain special forever--</i>

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<i>tombstones, plaques,</i>

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<i>old libraries
with their names on them.</i>

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<i>Not long ago,
the smartest minds on Earth</i>

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<i>believed the sun
revolved around them.</i>

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<i>The truth is, most humans
are not special at all.</i>

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Ah.

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<i>Hello, asshole.
You are not special either.</i>

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<i>I have Asta on my side,
and together we will find out</i>

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<i>why you are here.</i>

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Littering is a $50 fine.

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I know that.

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I'm... putting it in my truck.

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Oh!

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It's not littering
if it's liquid.

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<i>Now I need to get
another coffee.</i>

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Joseph is a Grey alien.

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You can't go
on another date with him.

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It's not a date.

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I just have to sit
across from the guy at dinner

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and keep him interested
in staying.

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That sounds like every date
I've ever been on.

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Just long enough for Harry
to search his apartment.

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But do you really trust
Harry's plan?

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What was his last plan again,
to destroy the Earth?

101
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How'd that work out?

102
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Uh, everything's still here.

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D'arcy, I promise, you don't
have to worry about me, OK?

104
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I'll be fine.

105
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OK, great, yeah.

106
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I--I know you'll be fine
because I'm coming with.

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I'm gonna be at the counter
as backup.

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No. No way.

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Joseph will recognize you, OK?

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And then he'll be suspicious.

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Look, I didn't even tell
my dad.

112
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What if it gets dangerous?

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Do you remember when you beat
Laura Roberts at double Dutch

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and she shoved your head
into the sand like an ostrich?

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Not really.

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Maybe.

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That was third grade,
though, OK?

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I can take care of myself.

119
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Asta, do you prefer

120
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a confetti cake
or a red velvet cake?

121
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I think pie, because if you are
unable to finish it,

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I'll eat it.

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I'm gonna regret asking,
but why?

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Oh, there is a beautiful
ritual on my planet

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that whenever we send off
a volunteer

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on a suicide mission,

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we prepare for them
a last meal.

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You're not going.

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Bye, Harry.

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I'll put pie.

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I'm gonna be fine.
I'm gonna be so good.

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No, you--

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You know, you can trust me.
I love you.

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Houses in this neighborhood
are very desirable.

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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

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- Oh, that's great.
- Oh, yeah.

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I know my stuff.

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Hey. What's going on?

139
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Well, I ran into Judy,
and I mentioned

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that we were putting the house
on the market.

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And it turns out
that she's a realtor.

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Well, not--
not fully, not yet.

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I just--
I keep failing the test.

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But until I pass,
my Aunt Barbara lets me

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work with the clients
that she doesn't care about.

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- Oh.
- Wow.

147
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So you're--you're really
serious about this?

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Yes, I told you.

149
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And Judy's got
some really good ideas.

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Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.

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A-right, this way, folks.

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How do you guys feel
about animal print?

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Zebra?

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I mean, obviously,
these couches are hideous.

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No on that.
All this trim is just ugh.

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Obviously,
you're gonna want to get rid

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of the dead meat smell and--

158
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are these real?

159
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No. That's a good thing.
It's a teardown, really.

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But we'll sell it, and then
they'll realize it later.

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Do you guys have any signs
with cursive on them?

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Like--like--like,
"Let's go jump in the lake,"

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you know,
or, like, "Great fun."

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Light, light, light. You know?

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Just open it up,
get rid of that,

166
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blow all this out, you know?

167
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Make it one big kitchen.

168
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Ooh!
A pizza oven right here.

169
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Popcorn machine's
actually better.

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It draws the eye.

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You're gonna want
to draw the eye.

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- Mm-hmm. Not those.
- Yeah.

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You know, I'm just not sure

174
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that it's the right time
to sell.

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You know, the market and all.
- Oh, no. No, no.

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The market's always strong
for a murder house.

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- Mm.
- I'm sorry?

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Oh, well, OK.

179
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Yeah, technically,
murder-suicide.

180
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I don't know about "murder."

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I mean, didn't the--
didn't the previous owner

182
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just kind of slip and fall?

183
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Yeah, she did.

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She got shot in the gut,

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slipped and fell
in her own blood,

186
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and then she got two more
to the back execution style.

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Blam!

188
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What?

189
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Blam!

190
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Ben, don't you remember?
- Hmm?

191
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You wrote a story about it
in first grade.

192
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You drew all the pictures,
used up all the red crayons.

193
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Mm, not ringing a bell.

194
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Who got shot?

195
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Some of the brown crayons
too, remember,

196
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because the lady
shit her pants.

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OK, Max, can you upstairs?

198
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I miss all the good stories.

199
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You know, I--I just think

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that we should at least
maybe talk about it.

201
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Yeah, we did, just now.

202
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I can't live here. OK.

203
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- So I'll do the listing?
- Yes.

204
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And you guys get started
on the renovating.

205
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Oh, you know what, though?

206
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I wouldn't pull up
the floorboards,

207
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definitely not the ones
in the basement.

208
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Unless you guys like skeletons,
which some people do.

209
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We can list it on Halloween.

210
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Boo!

211
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Come on.

212
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Maybe we could just
burn the house down

213
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with me inside it.

214
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I smell baked goods.

215
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Yeah, the banana bread is
for Esther at the lab

216
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to expedite the prints we got
from Peter Bach's van,

217
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and the chocolate chip cookies

218
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are for Maureen
at the post office

219
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to hurry the prints
to Esther at the lab.

220
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And the blueberry muffins?

221
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For Ben.

222
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He likes them.

223
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And for you.
- Yes!

224
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My grandmother's
secret recipe.

225
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The day I took it
from her drawer,

226
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she threw a toaster at my head.

227
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She was tough, but she was also

228
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why I went undefeated
in dodgeball.

229
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There's six blueberries
in one half

230
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and two blueberries
in the other.

231
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Was your oven on its side?

232
00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:14,614
No thank you.

233
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,181
Also,
Detective Torres called here

234
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twice already looking for you.

235
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Let--let's just
get to work, OK?

236
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:23,013
Oh, no.
You're not talking.

237
00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:24,014
Are you ghosting her?

238
00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:25,537
Ghosts talk, Deputy.

239
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That's one of the main things
ghosts do.

240
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If somebody has
something to say

241
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and then they die
before they say it,

242
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they turn ghost.

243
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They write
on fogged-up mirrors.

244
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They whisper in your ear before
you fall asleep at night.

245
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They turn bathwater into blood.

246
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OK? That's communicating.

247
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OK.

248
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Is there something you're not
communicating to Lena?

249
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Get this, right--she planned
a trip for us next month,

250
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all expenses paid by her.

251
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First she's paying for dinners.

252
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,261
Now she's paying
for entire weekends.

253
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What's next?
She gonna give me her kidney?

254
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,133
Oh, not this again.

255
00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:57,526
You're right, not this.

256
00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:59,528
Because this conversation,
it's over.

257
00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,356
I'm bringing Ben his muffins
and I'm taking

258
00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:02,574
one of Esther's cookies.

259
00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,402
Oh, the cookies
are for Maureen.

260
00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:06,883
Esther is the banana bread.

261
00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:08,363
I don't care.

262
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,626
At least the chocolate chips
are evenly spaced.

263
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:18,199
Here, Deputy Liv made you
some lopsided muffins.

264
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:20,201
Oh, I love these.

265
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:22,159
What's this?

266
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:23,378
You getting a pool?

267
00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:25,423
Uh, I don't know.

268
00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:27,121
Kate wants to sell the house.

269
00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:29,732
I thought maybe if I put in
a pool, she'd want to stay.

270
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,342
You can count me out.

271
00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,257
I don't swim in water
somebody else is tea-bagging.

272
00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:34,998
I'm pretty sure
we'd be wearing bathing suits.

273
00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:36,870
Shit, water don't care.

274
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:39,089
You wrap a tea bag in a Speedo
and you put it in some water,

275
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,090
you still gonna get
a cup of tea

276
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,744
that tastes like your nuts.

277
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:44,747
For that, and other reasons,
it's not an option.

278
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,618
I can't afford it.

279
00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:49,752
Really?

280
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:52,276
Hmm.

281
00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:54,235
Take off your shoe and sock.

282
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:55,627
- What?
- You heard me.

283
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:57,151
Go on and make your foot naked.
Let's see it.

284
00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:59,414
I'm gonna say no.

285
00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:03,940
Uh--possible HR violation.

286
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,899
Yeah, that is a pretty foot.

287
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,901
You got yourself
a dancer's arch.

288
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:10,730
Ooh, my, my, my, my, my.

289
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,296
You know what?

290
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,124
I got the answer
to your problems.

291
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,170
You come see me after work.

292
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,606
Bring your feet.

293
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,271
<i>My people should not
have given up</i>

294
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:33,578
<i>the Earth to the Greys.</i>

295
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:35,842
<i>They are ruthless,
but we have beaten them</i>

296
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:38,322
<i>every time we have faced
each other.</i>

297
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,500
<i>I do not need the help
of my people</i>

298
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,676
<i>to defeat
a single Grey hybrid.</i>

299
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,722
<i>I will be very happy
doing it by my--</i>

300
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,811
All right.

301
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:52,597
Let's do this.

302
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:02,042
I know this building.

303
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,739
I applied
for an apartment here,

304
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,349
but I got turned down.

305
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,916
A Grey alien got in?

306
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,744
This is bullshit.

307
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:11,312
You stay here.
You will be the lookout.

308
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:12,704
No way.

309
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:14,054
All these units are
newly renovated.

310
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:15,795
I gotta see which one he got.
- Hmm.

311
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,970
He probably has
a steam shower

312
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,841
I need to take a shit into.

313
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,018
OK.

314
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:27,241
Holy shit. Can you fly?

315
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:30,897
If I could fly,
why would I climb?

316
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:34,465
I mean, seriously.

317
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,380
Well, I can't do either.

318
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:45,912
Grab the rope and pull me up.

319
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,478
Oh, no, I missed.

320
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,570
Pull me up or I'll put
a sign in the bar

321
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:55,486
that says
Harry Vanderspeigle kicks dogs.

322
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,445
I do not.

323
00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,055
Who tells these lies?

324
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:01,231
Me, you idiot.
I just made it up.

325
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,233
- Oh.
- And people will believe me

326
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,670
because you have
a dog-kicking face.

327
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:06,889
I do not.

328
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,891
Pull me up
or I'll make up worse.

329
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:12,373
I do not have
a dog-kicking face.

330
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:13,635
Throw it.

331
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,425
<i>♪ I'm like a bandit</i>

332
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:24,994
<i>♪ I steal kisses of hers</i>

333
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,604
<i>♪ Late in the midnight hour</i>

334
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:28,258
Wait. What are you doing?

335
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:32,610
You're right.

336
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,612
Oh, my favorite.

337
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,353
I'm sorry.

338
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:39,879
I'm having trouble looking out
of my dog-kicking face at you.

339
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,750
Best burgers in town.

340
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,883
- Mmm.
- Mmm.

341
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,974
Jesus.

342
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,106
All right,
I'll see you tomorrow.

343
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,716
<i>♪ Sock it to me</i>

344
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,429
Hmm.

345
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,434
People really pay money
for this?

346
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,001
Not if you keep moving.
You gotta stay still.

347
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,219
I'm trying to get
the angle right.

348
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,960
I can't. Ow! Cramp.

349
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,483
Cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp.
- Oh, use it. Go with that.

350
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,485
There's a whole section
of the website called Crampus.

351
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,661
Oh, God. No.
Look, it's just too weird.

352
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,228
I know what you're doing.

353
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,230
You're trying
to make it sound dirty.

354
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,405
It's not.

355
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,103
It's not dirty.

356
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:33,019
Now spread your toes for me.

357
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,847
No shame in making money.

358
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,632
I mean, the root
of essential living

359
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:39,982
is financial security, independence.

360
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,462
Hey, a man's gotta
take care of himself

361
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:44,160
first and foremost,
even if a woman inserts herself

362
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,857
and starts planning trips.

363
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,773
Lena planned an impromptu
vacation for the two of us.

364
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:50,993
And before you say, "So what,"

365
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,603
that's not the way
it's supposed to be.

366
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,779
I'm supposed to be
the one initiating that.

367
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,172
Says who?

368
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,913
Now, that's very close
to "So what."

369
00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,741
Well, you're talking
about roles,

370
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:02,048
and everyone in a relationship
has a role they play,

371
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,832
and it works--

372
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:06,400
as long as one of you doesn't
suddenly switch up the roles

373
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,836
after ten years
so you have no idea

374
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,185
what's happening with her.

375
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,361
OK, I feel like
this is no longer about me.

376
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,235
When I was eight,
my teacher had us write down

377
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:17,715
what we were doing
for summer vacation.

378
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:20,283
I wrote, "Fear."

379
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:23,025
That's me.
That's my thing.

380
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:26,594
Now, suddenly,
Kate's afraid of birds,

381
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,378
and that scares me.

382
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:31,033
I mean, how am I supposed to be
the one hiding under the bed

383
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,122
when she's already there?

384
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,820
Well, let me lay
a little wisdom on you.

385
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:39,868
A man's job is to take care
of his woman, full stop.

386
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,305
See, me, I'm old-school, right?

387
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:43,698
I like holding doors open.

388
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,047
Do I really want a woman

389
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,701
who's gonna lay her jacket
over a puddle

390
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,007
so my pumps don't get wet?

391
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,399
Well, you're not married.

392
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:50,792
If you don't like her,
break it off.

393
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,055
I do like her, a lot.

394
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,448
I mean,
Lena's an amazing woman.

395
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,102
She's smart.
She's beautiful.

396
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,060
She's got great taste
in tactical knives.

397
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,583
- Sure.
- Independent.

398
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,281
I actually like
her independence.

399
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,978
I think it's kind of sexy.

400
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:05,676
Is it too much to ask for,
to find an independent woman

401
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,809
who only does what I want?

402
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,379
Wait.

403
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,468
What is this lump in your foot?
What is that?

404
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,513
Oh, it's been there
since I was a kid.

405
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:17,645
Really?

406
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,081
You might want
to get that looked at.

407
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,691
If that gets any bigger,
that could derail

408
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,911
your foot modeling career
before it starts.

409
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:26,306
There's no section of
the website called Lump Foot.

410
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:30,440
Hey, I saw a light...

411
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,963
on.

412
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:37,795
She don't know art.

413
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,319
Ah, yeah. See?

414
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:40,624
This is why I wanted a place
in this building--

415
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:41,973
brand-new appliances?

416
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:43,149
I'm so pissed.

417
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,628
Would you focus
your tiny brain?

418
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:47,109
Remember why we are here,
to find evidence

419
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,503
and get little drawings
or notes

420
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:52,288
or anything
out of the ordinary.

421
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,160
I'll tell you
what's out of the ordinary--

422
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,640
$600 microwave.

423
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,034
I had no idea
aliens were so bougie.

424
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,515
We are not all alike.

425
00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:03,169
That's racist.

426
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,345
You're right.
I apologize.

427
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,825
How is your breed different?

428
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,827
Ooh, can I say "breed"?

429
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:10,959
All right, I'm still learning.

430
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,569
We are protectors.

431
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,658
The Greys, they--

432
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,359
The Greys, they are just cruel.

433
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,535
They should not even be here.

434
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:25,321
Their spaghetti bodies
and their meatball heads

435
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:27,193
only allow them to live
in the Earth's atmosphere

436
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,151
for a short amount of time.

437
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,457
That's why
they created hybrids?

438
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:31,675
Yes.

439
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:34,374
We have been here
for thousands of years.

440
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:36,376
We belong here.
They do not.

441
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:39,118
See how easy it is
to sound racist?

442
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,903
Mm.

443
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:42,904
Look at this.

444
00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:44,297
Jack's pot!

445
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:45,820
That's just a pizza box.

446
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:47,561
I don't think it's filled
with alien secrets.

447
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:50,216
Well, maybe it's filled
with pizza.

448
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,826
I'm hungry.

449
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:55,786
Wait, wait.

450
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:58,485
What if it's a trap?

451
00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,051
Hmm...

452
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:17,156
That was worth the risk.

453
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:22,335
I was upset our last date
got interrupted so quickly.

454
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,250
Yeah, me too.

455
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,253
Could have talked for hours.

456
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,776
I would have liked that.

457
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:32,214
We never got a chance
to talk about your mother.

458
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,738
Like I said,
she wasn't around.

459
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:37,088
I lost my mother
when I was a kid too,

460
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:39,395
so I can relate.

461
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,919
What an odd coincidence.

462
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:45,836
Look at us,
just two people with no moms.

463
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,145
Really?

464
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,929
What if it's poisoned?

465
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:54,280
If it was poisoned,
it would have more flavor.

466
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,891
Anthony must have
the night off.

467
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:59,589
It needs pepper flakes.

468
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:05,291
What idiot puts
crushed red pepper over there?

469
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,207
Harry, no!

470
00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:13,647
Ooh!

471
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:16,171
Oh, no.

472
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:18,304
The pizza's outside the trap.

473
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,745
Oh, good.
That's done.

474
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,532
We can drop the act now.

475
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:32,318
I know that you know
that I'm what I am.

476
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,755
Yeah?
And what is that?

477
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:35,799
You know.

478
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:39,673
Why don't we both say
at the same time

479
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:42,197
so I know what it is
you think I know?

480
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:44,112
OK, one, two, three.

481
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,853
Grey alien.
- Asshole.

482
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:48,029
So both.

483
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:52,207
You will tell me everything
that you know about Harry.

484
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:53,948
And why would I do that?

485
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:56,342
Because I have him trapped.

486
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,219
Stupid cell phone companies.

487
00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:06,917
They shut off my service again
just for not paying my bill.

488
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,310
I am done with them.

489
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,703
It's not the phone.

490
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:12,836
There is a Reticulan
Photon Net.

491
00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:15,317
And it--it's a pretty
nice one, actually.

492
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,232
OK, well, if your people
are so superior,

493
00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:18,973
why don't you just override it?

494
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:20,844
This is advanced
alien technology.

495
00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:24,152
You cannot just override it.

496
00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:28,069
You have to construct a thin,
nonconductive plasma deflector

497
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:30,985
to interfere with the complex
magnetic field.

498
00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:32,682
So there's nothing we can do?

499
00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:34,467
We could unplug it.

500
00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:37,470
The magnetic perimeter
only confines

501
00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:39,646
the molecular structure
for alien life.

502
00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:42,344
Humans can pass right through.

503
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,433
Well, why didn't you
just tell me that?

504
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:51,397
God, you said
I could walk right through it!

505
00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:53,007
It was 50/50.

506
00:21:58,665 --> 00:22:00,362
<i>♪ I can't help falling</i>

507
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,972
Act normal.

508
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:05,062
I would hate for something
to happen to your father.

509
00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:06,455
He makes a great hamburger.

510
00:22:08,196 --> 00:22:09,893
Ow.

511
00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:11,330
I said act normal.

512
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,592
That is normal.

513
00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:15,899
I always kick my dates
when they lie to me.

514
00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:18,424
Why don't you make this easy
and tell me

515
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:20,469
why he is still in Patience?

516
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:21,949
He hasn't told me shit.

517
00:22:21,949 --> 00:22:23,559
And even if he did,
I wouldn't tell you.

518
00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:25,039
Mm-mm, mm-mm.

519
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:26,432
Neither of you are in
a position to be making rules.

520
00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:29,086
Oh, stop the bullshit.

521
00:22:29,086 --> 00:22:30,479
I know you can't kill him

522
00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:33,003
because it's against
the Galactic Charter thingy.

523
00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:36,572
So he has been
sharing information.

524
00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:39,923
Well, you got me.

525
00:22:39,923 --> 00:22:41,577
I can't kill Harry.

526
00:22:41,577 --> 00:22:45,189
But your friend is fair game.

527
00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:47,017
See, I thought
it was just gonna be Harry,

528
00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:51,282
but this one is a bonus.

529
00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:53,502
If you hurt her,
I will kill you.

530
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,292
Don't do anything stupid,
or people will die,

531
00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:03,382
understand?

532
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,687
Hey.

533
00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:07,168
Hey, I'm Jay.
- I'm busy, Jay.

534
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,171
OK.

535
00:23:13,783 --> 00:23:14,915
Nice work.

536
00:23:17,961 --> 00:23:20,442
Asta is in trouble.
Who is that guy?

537
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,531
The new deputy.

538
00:23:22,531 --> 00:23:24,446
He's bad.

539
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:25,795
Just go. I got it.

540
00:23:25,795 --> 00:23:26,970
I'm staying.

541
00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:28,798
Jay, you go.

542
00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:30,496
I got it.

543
00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:31,975
Fine.

544
00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:48,818
- Hey.
- Hey.

545
00:23:48,818 --> 00:23:51,386
Hey, sorry.

546
00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:53,432
I kept meaning
to call you back,

547
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:57,479
and then the day just
got away from me.

548
00:23:57,479 --> 00:24:01,614
Um...

549
00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:04,181
look.

550
00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:06,967
I've been thinking
a lot about us.

551
00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:08,272
I know that you're not thrilled

552
00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:10,361
about me picking up a check
now and then.

553
00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:13,495
And you're clearly not OK
with me taking you on a trip.

554
00:24:14,844 --> 00:24:18,195
I like you a lot,

555
00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:21,503
and I want you to be happy,
not uncomfortable.

556
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:22,852
Well, thank you.

557
00:24:22,852 --> 00:24:26,508
I appreciate that.

558
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:29,163
So I think that we should
just end this right now.

559
00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:35,343
Oh. I see.

560
00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:36,692
Do you?

561
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:41,523
You are who you are, Mike,
but I am who I am.

562
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:46,223
And when I care about someone,
I show it.

563
00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:48,443
I'm not gonna change who I am.

564
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,534
I have to set an example
for my son.

565
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,536
No, I--I understand.

566
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:56,538
I was--I was looking forward
to meeting him.

567
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:59,585
Well, this is why
you haven't.

568
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:06,896
Take care, Mike.

569
00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:26,568
- Hey.
- Hey.

570
00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:34,968
So I think we should
sell the house.

571
00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:36,578
You do?

572
00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:38,580
If you do, yes.

573
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:39,755
Because I don't.

574
00:25:39,755 --> 00:25:41,278
Oh, thank God.

575
00:25:41,278 --> 00:25:42,758
I love this house.

576
00:25:42,758 --> 00:25:45,152
I--I never want to leave.

577
00:25:45,152 --> 00:25:47,415
I don't care
if somebody died in it.

578
00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:48,851
- People die.
- People die.

579
00:25:48,851 --> 00:25:49,983
I want to die here.

580
00:25:49,983 --> 00:25:51,288
I want to die here with you.

581
00:25:51,288 --> 00:25:53,682
I want to, you know,
haunt this place.

582
00:25:53,682 --> 00:25:54,727
You know, chop us up.

583
00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:56,076
Bury us underneath
the floorboards.

584
00:25:56,076 --> 00:25:57,730
- I don't want that.
- No, me neither.

585
00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:59,209
Me neither.

586
00:25:59,209 --> 00:26:00,689
So then what?

587
00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:02,691
I don't know.

588
00:26:06,303 --> 00:26:08,828
I just don't feel right.

589
00:26:08,828 --> 00:26:10,960
And at first, I thought
I didn't feel right here,

590
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,746
but...

591
00:26:13,746 --> 00:26:16,792
now I think it's just me.

592
00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:20,927
You know, like--like a part
of me is missing or something.

593
00:26:20,927 --> 00:26:22,929
Mm.

594
00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:24,757
Maybe you just need

595
00:26:24,757 --> 00:26:26,672
to get out of the house
for a little bit.

596
00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:30,153
You know, we can go somewhere.
A vacation?

597
00:26:30,153 --> 00:26:32,155
I haven't been on a trip
in a while.

598
00:26:32,155 --> 00:26:33,983
Oh, and we have
a long weekend coming up.

599
00:26:33,983 --> 00:26:35,506
We can go somewhere fun.

600
00:26:35,506 --> 00:26:37,639
Oh, my God,
I know the perfect place.

601
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:40,990
Me too: Yellowstone.

602
00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:43,166
- I was gonna say Paris.
- Oh.

603
00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:46,605
But yeah, Yellowstone.

604
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:49,520
<i>♪ Another lonely night</i>

605
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,652
Thanks, honey.

606
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:56,571
Damn it, I told Asta
your plan was stupid.

607
00:26:56,571 --> 00:26:58,442
Now I'm trapped in here,
no way out,

608
00:26:58,442 --> 00:26:59,661
and Asta's stuck at the diner

609
00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:02,229
with some hybrid alien psychopath.

610
00:27:02,229 --> 00:27:05,580
My plan was stupid.
I am stupid.

611
00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:06,929
I hate myself.

612
00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:08,322
Oh, I didn't say all that.

613
00:27:08,322 --> 00:27:10,454
You should have.
I'm worthless.

614
00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:12,674
I failed in my attempt
to destroy all of humanity,

615
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:15,372
and now I'm failing
in my attempt to save it.

616
00:27:15,372 --> 00:27:19,594
I am nothing but a big,
stupid, human-shaped failure.

617
00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:24,077
Yeah.

618
00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:27,646
Well, you know,
welcome to the club.

619
00:27:29,212 --> 00:27:32,085
You're a failure too?

620
00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:36,176
Yeah, I'm the biggest failure
in Olympics history, man.

621
00:27:36,176 --> 00:27:37,394
Oh, right.

622
00:27:37,394 --> 00:27:40,528
You had to eradicate
a species.

623
00:27:40,528 --> 00:27:42,878
All I had to do was
ski down a hill.

624
00:27:42,878 --> 00:27:44,184
Couldn't even get that right.

625
00:27:44,184 --> 00:27:46,055
That's right,
and you didn't even make it

626
00:27:46,055 --> 00:27:48,275
down the mountain
because you fell.

627
00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:50,233
- Right.
- Millions of people saw you

628
00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:51,800
fail on television.

629
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:52,845
It's pretty stupid.

630
00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:54,237
It seems like
it should be easy

631
00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:56,457
'cause skiing's mostly gravity.

632
00:27:56,457 --> 00:27:58,198
Yeah, you know what?
You made your point.

633
00:27:58,198 --> 00:28:00,026
Yes, that we are
both failures.

634
00:28:08,556 --> 00:28:12,603
Um, Harry,
do you think it's possible

635
00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:15,345
this Grey technology is
making us bigger?

636
00:28:15,345 --> 00:28:17,173
- No.
- Cool.

637
00:28:17,173 --> 00:28:19,436
Then this thing is
closing in on us.

638
00:28:19,436 --> 00:28:21,656
Oh, he got the new kind.

639
00:28:28,619 --> 00:28:30,317
You better tell me
what you know.

640
00:28:30,317 --> 00:28:31,666
Time is running out.

641
00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:33,059
OK.

642
00:28:33,059 --> 00:28:34,625
OK, fine.

643
00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:37,498
Harry's real name

644
00:28:37,498 --> 00:28:40,806
is... Mork,

645
00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:46,333
and he is from a planet
called... Ork.

646
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:48,770
OK, good.

647
00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:52,165
Was that really so hard?

648
00:28:52,165 --> 00:28:54,123
Mork.

649
00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:55,777
I don't know this planet Ork.

650
00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:56,952
Who does he report to?

651
00:28:56,952 --> 00:28:59,085
A very powerful being.

652
00:28:59,085 --> 00:29:01,957
I think his name is Orson.

653
00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:03,437
- Orson?
- Yeah.

654
00:29:03,437 --> 00:29:07,658
Orson.
I think I've heard of him.

655
00:29:07,658 --> 00:29:10,705
Mm-hmm.

656
00:29:10,705 --> 00:29:12,315
You got to do something.

657
00:29:12,315 --> 00:29:13,360
You're an alien.

658
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,970
I just watched you
climb a wall.

659
00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:16,363
Don't you have
any other special powers?

660
00:29:16,363 --> 00:29:17,712
Mm.

661
00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:19,627
Even ET could
levitate toys and shit.

662
00:29:19,627 --> 00:29:21,716
He is so special.

663
00:29:21,716 --> 00:29:24,153
ET could fly a bicycle.

664
00:29:24,153 --> 00:29:26,025
ET had a flashlight
for a finger.

665
00:29:26,025 --> 00:29:28,592
Do you know what it is like
to be constantly compared

666
00:29:28,592 --> 00:29:31,552
to that waddling sex doll?

667
00:29:31,552 --> 00:29:34,816
Look, out of all the aliens
on your planet,

668
00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:37,906
you're the one who was chosen

669
00:29:37,906 --> 00:29:40,343
to come here and kill
everyone on Earth.

670
00:29:40,343 --> 00:29:41,867
They picked you.

671
00:29:41,867 --> 00:29:43,956
That makes you special too.
So think.

672
00:29:43,956 --> 00:29:45,218
But they didn't pick me.

673
00:29:45,218 --> 00:29:47,002
I volunteered
'cause I knew I could do it.

674
00:29:47,002 --> 00:29:48,874
But I couldn't do it.
I failed.

675
00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:50,832
No, you volunteered

676
00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:53,095
because you knew
you could do it.

677
00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:56,055
That makes you special.

678
00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:59,754
Yes, and you volunteered
to do this.

679
00:29:59,754 --> 00:30:02,801
Does that also
make you special?

680
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,847
Yeah, I guess it does.

681
00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:08,328
Maybe we're not failures.

682
00:30:08,328 --> 00:30:11,244
Since I was a kid,
all I cared about, right,

683
00:30:11,244 --> 00:30:13,855
was being the best skier
in the world.

684
00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:15,901
You wanted to kill
everyone in the world.

685
00:30:15,901 --> 00:30:17,685
- Mm-hmm.
- Those are big goals.

686
00:30:17,685 --> 00:30:22,603
And stopping the Greys,
that is no small thing either.

687
00:30:22,603 --> 00:30:25,388
We're not stuck in here
because we're failures.

688
00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:29,610
We're in here because
no one else would even try.

689
00:30:29,610 --> 00:30:33,875
Yes. I'm not a failure.

690
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,746
I am special.

691
00:30:37,444 --> 00:30:39,576
Oh. Oh.

692
00:30:41,491 --> 00:30:43,885
I'm special too, right?

693
00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:46,757
Yes, you are special.

694
00:30:46,757 --> 00:30:49,325
Do I really have
a dog-kicking face?

695
00:30:49,325 --> 00:30:52,720
No, no, no.

696
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,592
See? I told you.
Alien technology.

697
00:30:55,592 --> 00:30:56,898
Thank God.

698
00:30:56,898 --> 00:30:59,596
What are you doing here?
Did you follow me?

699
00:30:59,596 --> 00:31:03,644
No, I've been tracking you,
because I'm the Alien Tracker.

700
00:31:03,644 --> 00:31:05,124
How did you get
past security?

701
00:31:05,124 --> 00:31:07,822
His fortress is impenetrable.

702
00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:08,867
Door was unlocked.

703
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:09,911
Son of a bitch.

704
00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:10,999
Who cares?

705
00:31:10,999 --> 00:31:12,871
Max, unplug this thing.

706
00:31:15,003 --> 00:31:18,746
I will, if you tell them
you're an alien.

707
00:31:18,746 --> 00:31:20,008
Then we are both going to die

708
00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:21,575
because I am nothing
but a dumb human.

709
00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:22,706
Ugh!

710
00:31:22,706 --> 00:31:25,013
Max, unplug this,
or when I die,

711
00:31:25,013 --> 00:31:26,885
I will haunt the shit
out of you.

712
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,235
I don't care.
I like ghosts.

713
00:31:29,235 --> 00:31:30,453
I don't.

714
00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:32,107
She's scary
even when she's alive.

715
00:31:32,107 --> 00:31:34,327
He's not an alien.
I knew Max was a liar.

716
00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:35,981
All right,
take it easy, Bishop.

717
00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:41,943
Fine. I am a human.

718
00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:44,424
Obviously.

719
00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:49,298
But the person who lives here
is an alien, obviously.

720
00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:53,128
And the reason that you were
able to track down his lair

721
00:31:53,128 --> 00:31:56,958
is because you, Max,

722
00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:59,352
are the Alien Tracker.

723
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,401
Wow.

724
00:32:05,401 --> 00:32:08,143
Cool.

725
00:32:08,143 --> 00:32:11,799
And this Mindy person,
what's her role in all this?

726
00:32:13,453 --> 00:32:14,976
No, no. Damn it.

727
00:32:14,976 --> 00:32:17,152
What's the Grey word
for screw-up?

728
00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:19,589
Oh, or is it just Joseph?

729
00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:21,069
Well, I still have you.

730
00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:24,638
Just smile like nothing's wrong
and get up.

731
00:32:24,638 --> 00:32:26,248
We're walking out of here.

732
00:32:29,773 --> 00:32:32,515
Get out. She stays.

733
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:36,128
You have no idea
what you're dealing with.

734
00:32:36,128 --> 00:32:39,435
Oh, no. You're an alien?

735
00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:42,090
You think I give a shit?

736
00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:44,179
You can't swing a dead cat
in this town

737
00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:46,877
without hitting an alien.

738
00:32:46,877 --> 00:32:49,228
Double Dutch that,
Laura Roberts.

739
00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:54,015
Is she the one that dunked
your head in the sand?

740
00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:56,365
What? Uh, I don't know.
Maybe. Can't remember.

741
00:32:56,365 --> 00:32:58,193
Don't worry, folks.

742
00:32:58,193 --> 00:32:59,890
He had too much to drink.

743
00:33:02,806 --> 00:33:08,551
<i>♪ Here I was
wasting all my time ♪</i>

744
00:33:08,551 --> 00:33:10,858
Hi, sir.

745
00:33:10,858 --> 00:33:12,164
Bad news from the lab.

746
00:33:12,164 --> 00:33:14,601
No hit on the fingerprints.

747
00:33:14,601 --> 00:33:17,430
I really thought
we had something this time.

748
00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:20,955
On the bright side,
Esther loved my banana bread.

749
00:33:20,955 --> 00:33:23,131
It didn't go so well
with Maureen.

750
00:33:23,131 --> 00:33:25,220
Her dog ate
the whole plate of cookies,

751
00:33:25,220 --> 00:33:26,874
had to have her stomach pumped.

752
00:33:26,874 --> 00:33:28,571
But she'll be OK.
- Poor dog.

753
00:33:28,571 --> 00:33:31,226
No, Maureen had to have
her stomach pumped.

754
00:33:31,226 --> 00:33:35,752
Sorry, I--I forgot the part
about her OD'ing on Vicodin.

755
00:33:35,752 --> 00:33:36,927
You OK?

756
00:33:36,927 --> 00:33:38,233
If you must know,

757
00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:42,324
Lena and I have decided
to just be friends.

758
00:33:42,324 --> 00:33:43,804
Oh, no.

759
00:33:43,804 --> 00:33:45,371
I said I'm fine, deputy.

760
00:33:45,371 --> 00:33:49,766
Well, you can't just sit here
by yourself being sad.

761
00:33:49,766 --> 00:33:50,941
Come to dinner.

762
00:33:50,941 --> 00:33:53,074
I'm making John's favorite.

763
00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:54,945
- What are you having?
- Turkey meatloaf.

764
00:33:54,945 --> 00:33:57,774
Hard pass.

765
00:33:57,774 --> 00:34:02,170
<i>♪ Ooh, oh, oh, oh</i>

766
00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:09,003
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh</i>

767
00:34:15,575 --> 00:34:17,403
You're funny when you sleep.

768
00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:18,578
This is you.

769
00:34:24,192 --> 00:34:26,542
- You didn't tie me up.
- Oh, I was going to.

770
00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:27,804
But then I thought,

771
00:34:27,804 --> 00:34:29,589
hybrid Greys would be
very strong.

772
00:34:29,589 --> 00:34:31,765
You would break
your restraints,

773
00:34:31,765 --> 00:34:34,811
<i>and then you would have
probably broken my chair.</i>

774
00:34:36,857 --> 00:34:38,902
Then I would have to fight you.

775
00:34:38,902 --> 00:34:40,991
And because I am also strong,

776
00:34:40,991 --> 00:34:43,124
I would throw you
across the room.

777
00:34:45,648 --> 00:34:47,607
<i>And then you would break
my refrigerator.</i>

778
00:34:50,305 --> 00:34:52,220
<i>And the refrigerator repairman</i>

779
00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:54,483
<i>would probably be
overly talkative.</i>

780
00:34:54,483 --> 00:34:57,225
Well, my real passion
is photography.

781
00:34:57,225 --> 00:34:59,662
I've--I got a film camera,

782
00:34:59,662 --> 00:35:02,361
which is drastically better
than digital.

783
00:35:02,361 --> 00:35:05,320
I--I like nature photography.

784
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,148
Do you like nature?

785
00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:08,758
I sometimes go on hikes,

786
00:35:08,758 --> 00:35:11,152
and I shoot the things
that I see.

787
00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:13,154
I like the chipmunks.
They're really cute.

788
00:35:13,154 --> 00:35:16,026
People seem to like the photos
of the chipmunks, you know.

789
00:35:16,026 --> 00:35:19,421
My--my mom really likes
the--the chipmunk photos.

790
00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:23,599
I have an alternate scenario,
if I may.

791
00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:25,166
Go ahead.

792
00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:26,515
We fight.

793
00:35:26,515 --> 00:35:28,691
You're strong,
but I am stronger,

794
00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:31,564
and I throw you
across the room.

795
00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:37,483
<i>And then I step
on your stupid alien head</i>

796
00:35:37,483 --> 00:35:39,876
<i>and I kill you.</i>

797
00:35:39,876 --> 00:35:41,574
<i>Except I bite you!</i>

798
00:35:50,844 --> 00:35:52,846
<i>But the refrigerator repairman</i>

799
00:35:52,846 --> 00:35:54,848
<i>also works
for the glass company.</i>

800
00:35:54,848 --> 00:35:59,679
I've shot at all the national
parks in Colorado--

801
00:35:59,679 --> 00:36:04,074
Mesa Verde. Rocky Mountain.

802
00:36:04,074 --> 00:36:07,817
Of course, Sand Dunes.
Sand Dunes is my favorite.

803
00:36:07,817 --> 00:36:09,428
I only shoot on film.

804
00:36:09,428 --> 00:36:10,777
Did I--did I mention that?

805
00:36:10,777 --> 00:36:13,214
I find
it's drastically better than--

806
00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:14,868
than digital.

807
00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:17,697
I do have to develop
my own film in my darkroom.

808
00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:19,873
But my mom's just upstairs,

809
00:36:19,873 --> 00:36:22,310
so sometimes,
she brings me snacks.

810
00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:26,880
I did go with my mom a few
years ago to--to Four Points.

811
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,448
It's where
the four states touch.

812
00:36:29,448 --> 00:36:31,667
I took a photo of her there.

813
00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:33,452
In every situation,
I just end up

814
00:36:33,452 --> 00:36:35,280
with a lot of sweeping to do

815
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,196
and learn more than I need to
about film photography.

816
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:41,938
Now, what are the Grey aliens
doing here on Earth?

817
00:36:41,938 --> 00:36:43,897
If I told you,
you wouldn't understand.

818
00:36:43,897 --> 00:36:45,551
I would understand
better than you.

819
00:36:45,551 --> 00:36:47,074
You're a hybrid.

820
00:36:47,074 --> 00:36:50,033
You are half-human,
which means you're half-stupid.

821
00:36:50,033 --> 00:36:54,212
I am two halves not stupid.

822
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,649
Yet neither of your halves
knows the Greys' plans,

823
00:36:56,649 --> 00:36:58,041
and my half does.

824
00:36:58,041 --> 00:37:00,305
Not the part about the trees.

825
00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:01,871
It knows all about the trees.

826
00:37:01,871 --> 00:37:04,396
Aha!

827
00:37:04,396 --> 00:37:06,267
There is no part
about the trees.

828
00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:07,703
I made that up.

829
00:37:07,703 --> 00:37:10,619
There's a part.
A whole tree thing.

830
00:37:10,619 --> 00:37:12,795
A whole pine and birch scenario.

831
00:37:12,795 --> 00:37:15,102
They have not told you
anything, have they?

832
00:37:15,102 --> 00:37:16,886
You are nothing to the Greys.

833
00:37:16,886 --> 00:37:19,933
You're a circus monkey
that does tricks for food.

834
00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:22,065
What if I am?
What if I don't know anything?

835
00:37:22,065 --> 00:37:24,111
Why are you so happy about it?
I was your only hope.

836
00:37:24,111 --> 00:37:27,462
If I don't know anything,
your mission has failed.

837
00:37:27,462 --> 00:37:30,248
And so has yours.
You have to leave Patience now.

838
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:31,466
Oh, why is that?

839
00:37:31,466 --> 00:37:35,078
Because I do not like
your square face.

840
00:37:35,078 --> 00:37:37,733
And if you do not leave,
I will tell the Greys

841
00:37:37,733 --> 00:37:39,735
how many humans know
you're an alien.

842
00:37:39,735 --> 00:37:41,998
Three of them are children.

843
00:37:41,998 --> 00:37:44,000
I do not think
they will let you live.

844
00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:48,004
I will leave
when I want to leave.

845
00:37:48,004 --> 00:37:51,530
Lucky for you,
I want to leave right now.

846
00:38:00,365 --> 00:38:02,105
You're leaving
because I told you to leave.

847
00:38:02,105 --> 00:38:03,324
Uh, no.

848
00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:04,978
I just happen
to want to leave so badly

849
00:38:04,978 --> 00:38:06,458
that I don't care about staying
just so you don't think

850
00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:08,024
that I'm leaving
because you told me to leave.

851
00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:10,984
The only thing I understood
in that was "leave."

852
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,335
I'm leaving.

853
00:38:20,776 --> 00:38:22,343
Go ahead.

854
00:38:22,343 --> 00:38:24,302
I do not even care
about that one.

855
00:38:28,610 --> 00:38:30,917
<i>It was my favorite.</i>

856
00:38:45,801 --> 00:38:49,109
Ugh.

857
00:38:49,109 --> 00:38:51,241
Hello.

858
00:38:51,241 --> 00:38:54,375
Haven't heard from you
for a couple of days.

859
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,246
How's everything going?

860
00:38:56,246 --> 00:38:59,337
Oh, I have it
all under control.

861
00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,817
Too much good to say
in one phone call.

862
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,482
You're not gonna tell him
about the Darling Project?

863
00:39:14,482 --> 00:39:19,618
That's strictly need to know,
and he doesn't.

864
00:39:19,618 --> 00:39:21,315
You can go.

865
00:39:27,277 --> 00:39:30,411
<i>When someone you love
is taken away from you,</i>

866
00:39:30,411 --> 00:39:32,979
<i>everything changes.</i>

867
00:39:32,979 --> 00:39:36,722
<i>It is a loss
that stays with you forever.</i>

868
00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:43,903
<i>When I came to Earth,
I was unique.</i>

869
00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:45,426
<i>I was superior.</i>

870
00:39:45,426 --> 00:39:48,342
<i>But living as a human
is making me weaker.</i>

871
00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:50,866
<i>I am not
two halves smarter now.</i>

872
00:39:50,866 --> 00:39:53,434
<i>♪ Hitch up your saddle,
boy ♪</i>

873
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:54,740
<i>♪ It's nothing</i>

874
00:39:54,740 --> 00:39:57,438
<i>Humans do stupid things
all the time.</i>

875
00:39:59,135 --> 00:40:01,921
<i>♪ All those things
I told you ♪</i>

876
00:40:01,921 --> 00:40:05,272
<i>♪ Still ringing in your head</i>

877
00:40:05,272 --> 00:40:07,448
<i>It is like
their national sport.</i>

878
00:40:07,448 --> 00:40:10,495
<i>♪ Shake that dust
off your boots ♪</i>

879
00:40:10,495 --> 00:40:15,500
<i>♪ And tip your hat
to the wind ♪</i>

880
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:18,459
<i>Joseph is right.
I have failed my mission.</i>

881
00:40:18,459 --> 00:40:21,157
<i>I have failed to find out
why he's here.</i>

882
00:40:21,157 --> 00:40:24,770
<i>I wasted precious time on him
and put Asta in danger.</i>

883
00:40:24,770 --> 00:40:29,122
<i>I am not special. I am a...</i>

884
00:40:29,122 --> 00:40:30,471
Hey, are you busy?

885
00:40:30,471 --> 00:40:33,605
Yes, I'm in the middle
of a thought.

886
00:40:33,605 --> 00:40:34,954
<i>Failure.</i>

887
00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:41,482
What do you want?

888
00:40:41,482 --> 00:40:43,397
Well, I was hoping

889
00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:45,051
that you could take a look
at my foot.

890
00:40:45,051 --> 00:40:48,968
No, sorry, I do not have
internet foot kink money.

891
00:40:48,968 --> 00:40:51,710
No, no, as a doctor.

892
00:40:51,710 --> 00:40:55,322
See I--see, I have this bump,

893
00:40:55,322 --> 00:40:59,152
and, yeah,
it's probably nothing,

894
00:40:59,152 --> 00:41:01,502
but I just want
to get it checked out.

895
00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:03,504
Where did you get this?

896
00:41:03,504 --> 00:41:05,158
Oh, I don't know.

897
00:41:05,158 --> 00:41:06,246
I've had it since I was a kid.

898
00:41:06,246 --> 00:41:07,508
Oh.

899
00:41:07,508 --> 00:41:09,205
<i>I do know.</i>

900
00:41:09,205 --> 00:41:12,339
<i>This embedded chip means
he has been abducted by Greys.</i>

901
00:41:12,339 --> 00:41:14,210
<i>I have been trying to learn
what the Greys are doing</i>

902
00:41:14,210 --> 00:41:16,212
<i>on Earth, and perhaps
the answer has been</i>

903
00:41:16,212 --> 00:41:19,041
<i>in Mayor Snowflake's foot
all along.</i>

904
00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:22,392
I need to hypnotize you.

905
00:41:22,392 --> 00:41:25,744
To determine the origin
of this disfiguration.

906
00:41:25,744 --> 00:41:28,181
Can't you just remove it?

907
00:41:28,181 --> 00:41:31,489
Yes, but we're
out of anesthetic.

908
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,621
Hypnosis is fine.

909
00:41:33,621 --> 00:41:36,232
Listen only to the sound
of my voice.

910
00:41:36,232 --> 00:41:40,019
When you wake up, you will
remember nothing of this.

911
00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:42,500
But you will still pay me
for the hour.

912
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,851
Now, tell me everything
that you remember

913
00:41:45,851 --> 00:41:49,289
from your last abduction.

914
00:41:51,117 --> 00:41:55,077
There was...

915
00:41:55,077 --> 00:41:57,645
a lot of floating.

916
00:41:57,645 --> 00:42:00,387
<i>Floating down a hallway.</i>

917
00:42:00,387 --> 00:42:02,781
<i>I'm cold. I hate it here.</i>

918
00:42:02,781 --> 00:42:04,957
Oh, God, I feel sick.

919
00:42:04,957 --> 00:42:07,612
OK.
I don't care about--about that.

920
00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:09,875
Tell me something I can use.

921
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:14,619
I'm passing a--

922
00:42:17,665 --> 00:42:19,711
I'm passing a doorway.

923
00:42:19,711 --> 00:42:21,887
What's through the doorway?

924
00:42:21,887 --> 00:42:25,064
I don't know.
I think there's a--

925
00:42:25,064 --> 00:42:26,674
<i>I think there's a map.</i>

926
00:42:26,674 --> 00:42:27,936
What is on the map?

927
00:42:27,936 --> 00:42:29,111
Mm.

928
00:42:29,111 --> 00:42:32,027
I can't--I can't see it.

929
00:42:32,027 --> 00:42:35,248
I--oh, God, I'm scared.

930
00:42:37,337 --> 00:42:39,426
Please, I--
I gotta get out of here.

931
00:42:39,426 --> 00:42:41,341
I don't want to be here.
I want to go home.

932
00:42:41,341 --> 00:42:42,864
I need you to listen to me.

933
00:42:42,864 --> 00:42:44,605
This is important.

934
00:42:44,605 --> 00:42:45,998
Just tell me what you see.

935
00:42:45,998 --> 00:42:47,521
What do you see?

936
00:42:47,521 --> 00:42:51,351
I need to know what these
beings are doing on Earth.

937
00:42:51,351 --> 00:42:52,700
There's all these shoes.

938
00:42:56,008 --> 00:42:58,837
There's all these
children's shoes.

939
00:42:58,837 --> 00:43:01,535
Oh.

940
00:43:01,535 --> 00:43:03,842
There's--there's something.

941
00:43:03,842 --> 00:43:08,324
It's a--a souvenir maybe?

942
00:43:08,324 --> 00:43:10,631
<i>A snow globe that says...</i>

943
00:43:13,416 --> 00:43:14,635
Yellowstone.

944
00:43:14,635 --> 00:43:17,377
Yellowstone?

945
00:43:19,335 --> 00:43:20,598
Yes.

946
00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:23,383
When I snap my fingers,
you will wake up

947
00:43:23,383 --> 00:43:25,864
and you will remember nothing.

948
00:43:25,864 --> 00:43:30,477
In three, two, one.


