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We live in a world of information.

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Cyberspace is choc-a-block
with the stuff.

3
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Half of it is accurate, but boring.

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The other half is just plain wrong
and useless.

5
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But one per cent of it
is of great value.

6
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And one per cent of that one per
cent is lethal.

7
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ALL: Cheers!

8
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To Jo.
It's horrible.

9
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Happy birthday, Jo.

10
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Just what I wanted.

11
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I got a pony for my 21st.
She's already got a pony.

12
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I was a sneak thief.

13
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I hacked into the Pentagon,

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The Ministry of Defence,

15
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City of London, and other places.

16
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And I had a good look at their dirty
underwear.

17
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I tell you, it's not a good way to
make friends.

18
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I wouldn't blame them for wanting me
dead.

19
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Yes. Yes, I've seen it.

20
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Well, I suppose one should be
grateful that the apostrophe's
in the right place.

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Of course...
I have taken remedial action.

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Have you picked your first victim
yet?

23
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How long a list do you want?

24
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I'm speaking to ex-criminal turned
best-selling author, Nicky Turnbull.

25
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Mr Turnbull.
Nicky.

26
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Sorry. Nicky. On the cover of your
paperback,

27
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you're called "the first of the
rock'n'roll hackers."
Would you like to elaborate?

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We live in a world of information.

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Cyberspace is choc-a-block with the
stuff. Tosser.

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Hi, pet, it's your dad.
I got your message. Um...

31
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I'll try again this evening.

32
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Let's try and have a conversation one
of these young days,

33
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or one of these weeks. Love you.

34
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Morning, sir. Governor wants a word.

35
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It's all right,
I've scrubbed my fingernails.

36
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Does the name Nicky Turnbull
mean anything to you?

37
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Celebrity criminal. I happened to
catch him on the radio on the way in.

38
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Any conclusions? I wasn't really
paying much attention.

39
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He's been getting death threats.
His agent telephoned.

40
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Could we keep an eye on him
while he's in Oxford?

41
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Baby-sitting?

42
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I'm not utterly convinced
about these death threats,

43
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but, on the other hand,
I made a discreet call to Whitehall.

44
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Mr Turnbull's not without enemies.

45
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I don't suppose you've read his
book? No, it passed me by.

46
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Just out in paperback.

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"The astonishing story of how a boy
from the wrong side of the
tracks on Tyneside

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uncovered the deadliest secrets of
MI5 and the Pentagon."

49
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The first "rock'n'roll hacker".

50
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Ah! You were paying attention.

51
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Well, that bit sort of sunk in.

52
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He also stole a few million quid
from various corporate piggy banks -

53
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including a couple
of Oxford colleges

54
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ending up in prison where he learned
to be a writer and found redemption.

55
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Warms your heart, doesn't it? I can
think of better ways to warm
my heart.

56
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He's from your part of the world, so
you can talk about whippets, and
leeks, and Alan Shearer.

57
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Is that his name? Yeah, that's his
name. But he's retired now.

58
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There's the book, and there's a copy
of his Oxford itinerary.

59
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Try and keep him alive till four
o'clock tomorrow.

60
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And maybe check
whether he's really retired.

61
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Noted.

62
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I remember this place
when it was a prison.

63
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I suppose it's a compliment to our
clean-up rate that it isn't
needed any more.

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Yeah, that must be it.

65
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Finished that already?
I sort of speed-read it.

66
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I see. Any good?

67
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It's exploiting the public's
fascination with crime
and criminals.

68
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Are we being exploited?

69
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I wonder if this police protection
is just a publicity stunt.

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I wouldn't bet against it, sir.

71
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What is it about people that wear
dark glasses even when the sun
isn't shining?

72
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Wow! A formidable police presence,
eh?

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Your agent says you've had death
threats.

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We've been ordered to give you
protection.

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I could have done with yous two
when I was in prison.

76
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The old lags give you a hard time?
It's all in the book.

77
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Don't suppose you've read it yet,
but... No, I've read it.

78
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Oh, he's a good lad, your sergeant.
I know.

79
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I haven't read your book, so you'll
need to tell me who might
like to kill you.

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I certainly upset people in the
Pentagon.

81
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And in Whitehall, I caused one or
two early retirements
on full pension.

82
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Then I took a few million from er...
a couple of chaps in the
City of London.

83
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They do it to each other all the
time, like, but they don't like it
when it's a lad like me.

84
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"Robin Hood of the '90s. I stole
from the rich and I kept it
for myself."

85
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That's very good.

86
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I'm quoting your book.

87
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As I said, very good.

88
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Why would any of these people
want to kill you now?

89
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This was all years ago. You say
you've retired.

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Or is it just publicity for your
paperback?

91
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Probably the publication of the
paperback has reminded them

92
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that I know where
some of the bodies are buried.

93
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Hotel security, James.

94
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So, do you get back home much?

95
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Every night. Unless there's a major
incident.

96
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No, I mean up North.

97
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Last proper visit, 15 years ago.
My Uncle Harry's funeral.

98
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Don't you miss it?

99
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If I did, I'd go up more often.

100
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Howay man! You can take the lad out
of Tyneside,

101
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you canna take Tyneside
out of the lad.

102
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Sorry, I've never been much of
a professional Northerner.

103
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Thank you very much, Mr Webster.
Enjoy your stay.

104
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I shall make resolute efforts so to
do. Thank you.

105
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Excuse me.

106
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How can I help you, sir?

107
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I was wondering if you could tell me
about hotel security.

108
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Security? As in people coming in and
going out.

109
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I see evidence of CCTV.

110
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Yes. I suppose...
that's the security.

111
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Covering what? The main entrance and
the exit to the car park?

112
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Well...

113
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..yes.

114
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Does it run 24 hours?
I expect so.

115
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I go off at five.
Handing over to...?

116
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His name's Paul. He's a proper hotel
person. I'm only part-time.

117
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OK. Well, thanks, Chloe.

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Oh, what are you reading?
PPE.

119
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Politics, Philosophy, Economics.

120
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Good luck. Have a nice life.

121
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Hi. Mr Turnbull?

122
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Nicky.
Nicky.

123
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We are your reception committee.

124
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Caroline Morton,
reading English and Union President.

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David Harvey, Union Secretary.
I wrote the grovelling invitation.

126
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Which I dictated, because I do long
words and I schmooze well.

127
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Jo Gilchrist, student journalist.

128
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I'm a rugby player. I mainly do
muscle.

129
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Aye. Didn't I see you playing for
England? You were there?

130
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No, on the box, like.

131
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You saw the Aussie who jumped on my
leg and knackered my knee.

132
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I haven't played since.
But we help him with his therapy.

133
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I bet you do.

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Stephen Gilchrist, Jo's brother.
I'm not on any committees.

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I just like to hang around for the
free suppers, try to keep my
sister out of trouble.

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Totally without success.

137
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Now there's a surprise.

138
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But we let Stephen do the money.

139
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He'll be dealing with your expenses.

140
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Well, that's easy, there aren't any.

141
00:09:02,865 --> 00:09:04,905
The cheque'll be in the post
tomorrow.

142
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(CHUCKLES) Right.

143
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I'm an old family friend from
Tyneside, just passing through.

144
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Shall we sit down and relax?

145
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Anybody object to champagne?

146
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Could we have a bottle of champagne
and five glasses?

147
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How do you want to organise this,
sir?

148
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Well, for a start, it's not a two-man
job. In fact, I don't think it's a
proper job at all.

149
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Afternoon shift or evening shift?
Take your pick.

150
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Afternoon. I'm doing something this
evening, but I can change it if
you've got plans.

151
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I very rarely have plans.

152
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Oh, he signed your book.

153
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Oh, I shall no doubt treasure it.

154
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"To Tom, my favourite copper"? Tom?

155
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Tom. James.

156
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Not even close, are they?

157
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Look how he's spelt favourite.
The O and the U the wrong way round.

158
00:10:02,745 --> 00:10:04,265
He's supposed to be a writer.

159
00:10:04,265 --> 00:10:08,065
They've got computer spelling
machines to do that for
you nowadays.

160
00:10:08,945 --> 00:10:12,425
Keep an eye on me, Tom. I might end
up killing the bugger myself.

161
00:10:15,425 --> 00:10:17,705
Cheers.
Cheers.

162
00:10:17,705 --> 00:10:20,545
See you later.
Aye! Gan canny!

163
00:10:22,185 --> 00:10:24,785
Who is he? Special Branch?

164
00:10:24,785 --> 00:10:28,065
I could tell you, but er...I'd have
to shoot you.

165
00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:32,665
We've got a present for you.
Good. I love presents.

166
00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:34,505
My newspaper.

167
00:10:34,505 --> 00:10:36,865
Jo wants to be a tabloid editor
when she grows up.

168
00:10:36,865 --> 00:10:39,985
I've told her she can't do both,
but she ignores me.

169
00:10:41,025 --> 00:10:42,265
So who's Sam?

170
00:10:42,265 --> 00:10:46,385
An eminent professor of English
literature. But Sam isn't
his real name.

171
00:10:46,385 --> 00:10:48,705
And he's got a scam?

172
00:10:48,705 --> 00:10:52,345
Examination cheating,
computer-assisted. Sounds good.

173
00:10:52,345 --> 00:10:54,385
And next week we hang him out
to dry.

174
00:10:54,385 --> 00:10:58,385
We're also hoping you might give us
an in-depth interview while
you're here.

175
00:10:58,385 --> 00:10:59,585
We?

176
00:10:59,585 --> 00:11:02,545
Caroline and I work together
on these assignments.

177
00:11:02,545 --> 00:11:07,625
Well, you might find my depths a bit
shallow, but if you don't mind
taking the chance...

178
00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,065
We all believe in taking chances.

179
00:11:13,665 --> 00:11:16,665
He's everything I hate.
Everything?

180
00:11:16,665 --> 00:11:19,345
Celebrity criminal and professional
Geordie.

181
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,945
That's only two things.
It's enough to keep me going.

182
00:11:38,145 --> 00:11:42,225
Our speaker tonight
is described by his publishers as

183
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"the first of the rock'n'roll
hackers".

184
00:11:45,265 --> 00:11:50,345
His book bears the mouth-watering
promise, "soon to be a major
feature film".

185
00:11:50,345 --> 00:11:55,105
And I know many would-be Oscar
winners in this room would like to
follow in those footsteps,

186
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:58,225
preferably without the intervening
prison sentence.

187
00:11:58,225 --> 00:11:59,865
So...

188
00:11:59,865 --> 00:12:02,865
we will be listening
with more than usual interest to...

189
00:12:03,905 --> 00:12:05,545
..Nicky Turnbull!

190
00:12:12,105 --> 00:12:13,745
Thank you, bonny lass.

191
00:12:15,665 --> 00:12:19,625
If you'd told me when I was a little
lad growing up in Byker

192
00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:24,265
that one day I'd be speaking to the
Oxford Union, I'd have said,
"Don't be daft, man."

193
00:12:26,425 --> 00:12:28,745
And Caroline's right. Stay out of
prison.

194
00:12:28,745 --> 00:12:30,465
The food's terrible.

195
00:12:30,465 --> 00:12:33,905
Room service was lousy,
and it's full of Chelsea supporters.

196
00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:37,985
I escaped by writing a book.

197
00:12:37,985 --> 00:12:39,745
Let me tell you about it.

198
00:12:40,745 --> 00:12:43,145
We live in an age of information.

199
00:12:44,225 --> 00:12:46,465
Cyberspace is choc-a-block
with the stuff.

200
00:12:47,825 --> 00:12:50,665
Half of it is accurate, but boring.

201
00:12:51,745 --> 00:12:54,185
The other half, just plain wrong and
useless.

202
00:12:55,265 --> 00:12:57,345
Just one per cent is of great value.

203
00:12:58,785 --> 00:13:02,305
And one per cent of that one per
cent is lethal.

204
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,865
That's where the gold's hidden.

205
00:13:05,865 --> 00:13:09,785
And that's where I went prospecting
with my little pick and shovel.

206
00:13:09,785 --> 00:13:13,825
Well, my dad's a coal miner, so...
I was just keeping up the family
tradition, like.

207
00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:46,460
Were you really brought up in Byker?
No. I was born in Jesmond.

208
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:52,020
But you know how it is. Humble
beginnings go down a treat
in places like this.

209
00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:54,700
Like being a miner's son?
Why aye.

210
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,820
They love all that crap.

211
00:13:56,820 --> 00:14:01,220
Well, I did have an Auntie Beryl in
Byker. Everybody had an Auntie
Beryl in Byker.

212
00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:03,140
Hey, look out!

213
00:14:07,820 --> 00:14:11,340
Are you all right? Aye, I'm all
right. Thanks, bonny lad.

214
00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:13,260
Are you all right?
Aye, aye, aye.

215
00:14:14,340 --> 00:14:17,580
Don't worry, pet. Worse things
happen in prison.

216
00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:20,060
Try sharing a cell with a serial
killer.

217
00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:50,900
I think you should go home now.
I'm under orders to protect you.

218
00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:53,620
Bollocks, man.
Somebody just tried to run you down!

219
00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:57,780
Some little boy passed his driving
test, celebrating with his
first half of shandy?

220
00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,540
Nah, I'm safely gathered in, man.

221
00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:02,500
You call in to headquarters,
tell them I'm standing you down.

222
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,220
I'll take full responsibility.

223
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:08,500
Besides, I think I'm on a promise.
Maybe two.

224
00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:11,900
OK. First thing in the morning.

225
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:13,860
Try second.

226
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,260
Come on, now, girls.

227
00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:52,100
Housekeeping!

228
00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:03,780
Oh! I'm sorry.

229
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,620
Miss?

230
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:39,660
Yeah, Lewis.

231
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,980
What?

232
00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:45,300
Any identification?

233
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,340
OK. Yeah, I'm on my way.

234
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:02,180
Hello, pet.

235
00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:04,540
Yeah, listen, can I call you back?

236
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:07,820
Yeah. Somebody's just found a body.

237
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:10,940
A girl about your age, apparently.

238
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,260
Yeah, I hate my job sometimes.

239
00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:17,140
But I love you and I'll definitely
get back, OK? Bye-bye, love.

240
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:31,580
Doors closing.

241
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,460
In there?

242
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:45,780
Jo Gilchrist.
Yeah.

243
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:53,180
She said she dictated the invitation
for Turnbull to come and talk
at the Union.

244
00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:58,740
He gets death threats and...she ends
up dead.

245
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,340
What's that revolver doing there?

246
00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:07,900
My daughter would say this is
seriously weird.

247
00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:13,100
Dr Hobson?
On her way.

248
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:18,740
Were all these other rooms occupied?
That'll be my next job, I suppose.

249
00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:20,940
With special reference to room 123.

250
00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:22,900
I'll start my house-to-house.

251
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:28,940
Oh. Hi.
Hi.

252
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:33,020
You're Nicky's old friend from
Tyneside. And you're
Caroline Morton.

253
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:36,060
You're the Union President.
What's happening?

254
00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:38,180
I'm here in my official capacity.

255
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:41,420
Er... Sorry. Don't understand.

256
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,220
What capacity are you here in?

257
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:46,100
I er...spent the night with Nicky.

258
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,820
What, in there?

259
00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:49,900
Yes.

260
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:52,660
Look, I've got a ten o'clock
tutorial.

261
00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:55,620
We may need to speak to you again
later.

262
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:58,740
Where do you normally live?
I'm at Penville.

263
00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:01,100
Good.
Excuse me.

264
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,380
Morning.
Morning.

265
00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:04,780
Where is it?
Where's what?

266
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:08,580
These are all the people booked in
last night?

267
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,940
Yes. The names in red
have already checked out.

268
00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:12,980
And this one in blue?
Room 123?

269
00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:15,260
It was booked,
but the guy didn't show up.

270
00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:17,700
It says here his name's Lewis.

271
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,660
Yes. A copper, apparently.

272
00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:23,580
Stephen, it's Caroline.

273
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,540
Call me.

274
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:29,620
Strangled.
With?

275
00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:32,140
I can't be certain, but it could be
bare hands.

276
00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:33,700
Time of death?

277
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:36,380
Best guess...
between two or three in the morning.

278
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:38,580
Right.

279
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:41,620
Any joy?
Not sure joy is the word.

280
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:42,980
Explain.

281
00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:45,740
The room was booked in your name.

282
00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:50,060
Some people are playing games.

283
00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:54,500
My money's on the Central Committee.

284
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,940
Start with the brother, Stephen
Gilchrist.

285
00:19:56,940 --> 00:20:00,180
We'll need him to identify the body.
At the very least.

286
00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:03,420
I'm gonna call on Turnbull
while the sheets are still warm.

287
00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:08,980
Canny room, yes?
Very pleasant.

288
00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:11,580
My favourite word in the language.

289
00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:13,540
Upgrade.

290
00:20:13,540 --> 00:20:17,140
Cup of instant
with added non-dairy whitener?

291
00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:19,860
I'll give it a miss.
Mm-hm.

292
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,180
You're very early.

293
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:22,940
Early?
Aye.

294
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:25,820
I know you're my
officially-designated bodyguard...

295
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:31,340
..but the next gig's not till eleven
o'clock. Book signing.

296
00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:33,940
I'm not here in my bodyguard
capacity. Are you not?

297
00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:35,460
Is it something I said?

298
00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:37,420
What time did you come to bed?

299
00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:40,020
About two o'clock.

300
00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,340
Any witnesses?

301
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:46,460
Aye. Caroline Morton.
President of the Oxford Union.

302
00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:51,140
Was she with you all night? Unless
she sneaked out while I was asleep.

303
00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:54,220
Oh, you did sleep?
Quite a lot of the time, actually.

304
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,780
Stamina's not what it was.

305
00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:59,380
Did Caroline sleep?
You'd have to ask her.

306
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:02,540
Could you have sneaked out
while she was asleep?

307
00:21:02,540 --> 00:21:06,780
Hang on a minute. This is alibi
talk. I'd know it anywhere.

308
00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:08,460
What's it all about?

309
00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:11,820
It's about a dead body in the next
room, Mr Turnbull.

310
00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:17,020
The young woman whose body was found
upstairs was a non-resident.

311
00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:19,100
I realise that.

312
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:22,380
What's the hotel's policy?
I'm not sure what you mean.

313
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:27,860
On residents taking non-residents
upstairs for, if you'll forgive
the expression, a quick screw.

314
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:31,180
It's a bit of a grey area.

315
00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:34,100
Describe the colour grey to me in
this context.

316
00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:39,260
Well, last night, for example.

317
00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:42,180
20 or 30 students pile into the bar
with that writer guy.

318
00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:43,500
He's resident,

319
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:47,940
and he's buying champagne all around
cos he's celebrating some
million-dollar film deal.

320
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:52,220
Now, I can't guarantee if some
non-resident didn't slip
through the net.

321
00:21:52,220 --> 00:21:56,580
OK, so if I, as a non-resident,
wanted to get into room 123,
what would I need?

322
00:21:56,580 --> 00:22:00,180
You'd need a pass key.
Which always lives in your pocket.

323
00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:02,580
There are a couple in the drawer
behind the desk.

324
00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:05,100
Anyone who'd worked here
would know where to look.

325
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:07,220
And a lot of students
have worked here.

326
00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:10,180
Stephen Gilchrist? Caroline Morton?

327
00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:12,020
David Harvey?

328
00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:14,620
Any of them worked here?
They don't have to.

329
00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:17,260
They've got rich daddies.

330
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:26,660
Is it true? Is it Jo?

331
00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:29,740
We'll need your help.
Would you go with Sergeant Hathaway?

332
00:22:29,740 --> 00:22:33,140
You want me to identify the...?
I could come with you.

333
00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:36,180
No, you stay here.
But be around for later. Sure.

334
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:37,460
Mike.

335
00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:44,220
He's good, isn't he?
I know.

336
00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:46,300
Scary in one so young.

337
00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:49,420
You'll call me when you've got any
answers? Of course.

338
00:22:50,860 --> 00:22:53,740
Is there really nothing I can do?
Just stay in Oxford.

339
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:55,700
Of course. It's where I live.

340
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:02,580
The team are asking the obvious
questions.

341
00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:07,260
What time did they go to bed last
night? Did they see anything,
hear anything, murder anyone?

342
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:10,380
And who booked the room in your
name? Yeah, that too.

343
00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:12,900
Also, what does anybody know about
this gun?

344
00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:16,020
It wasn't loaded and, as far as we
can see, it hasn't been fired.

345
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,980
So is it just the latest design
accessory?

346
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:22,500
Also, we need to know the names of
all the students in the bar
last night

347
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,700
drinking Nicky Turnbull's champagne.

348
00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:27,740
I'll be back on the case as soon as
I've finished baby-sitting.

349
00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:44,100
Yes, that's Jo.

350
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:51,740
She didn't deserve this.

351
00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:53,660
Nobody does.

352
00:23:55,260 --> 00:23:57,900
Er... I think my bike's
at the hotel.

353
00:23:57,900 --> 00:23:59,540
Let's go and get it.

354
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:25,740
You'd never met Jo Gilchrist before
yesterday? No. You were with me
at the time.

355
00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:28,220
But it was her idea
that you should come to Oxford.

356
00:24:28,220 --> 00:24:29,820
So she said, like.

357
00:24:29,820 --> 00:24:32,980
I mean, probably committees
and democracy and stuff,

358
00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:37,860
but all I know is, they wrote to my
agent and said would I like to
speak at the Oxford Union?

359
00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:39,940
Well, it looks good on the CV.

360
00:24:39,940 --> 00:24:43,780
So, we said, "Throw in a book
signing and you're in business."

361
00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:45,860
So your agent fixed everything?

362
00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:48,260
Aye, she winds me up and sets me
going.

363
00:24:48,260 --> 00:24:50,620
Did she book me a hotel room?

364
00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:55,100
It only seemed right. You know...
round-the-clock protection.

365
00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:58,140
She thought you might need somewhere
to rest your weary head.

366
00:24:58,140 --> 00:25:00,700
Round-the-clock protection
means staying awake.

367
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,300
Circumstances change.

368
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:04,980
Yeah, like beautiful, young Union
presidents.

369
00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:07,420
Howay man, it's only rock'n'roll.

370
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:28,380
All right.
Thanks.

371
00:25:29,460 --> 00:25:31,420
There you go, bonny lad.

372
00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:34,700
Hello.
Hi.

373
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,180
Who's it for?

374
00:25:36,180 --> 00:25:38,460
It's not for me, it's for my son.
Mm-hm?

375
00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:40,620
Does he have a name?
He's called Darren.

376
00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:42,940
Darren?
He's in computers.

377
00:25:42,940 --> 00:25:46,380
Well, it's better than being in
prison. And I've tried both.

378
00:25:57,820 --> 00:25:59,300
Why did you do that?

379
00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:02,660
If it wasn't for him, Jo would still
be alive!

380
00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:04,700
You'll have to explain that.

381
00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:06,180
I'm sorry, I can't.

382
00:26:17,731 --> 00:26:19,691
There you go.

383
00:26:19,691 --> 00:26:22,131
Give us a moment.
Sure.

384
00:26:22,131 --> 00:26:24,211
Don't go away now.

385
00:26:24,211 --> 00:26:27,411
Done this sort of stuff before?
Aye, many, many times.

386
00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:29,091
How much longer have we got to go?

387
00:26:29,091 --> 00:26:31,771
For this lot,
I'd say er...20 minutes.

388
00:26:31,771 --> 00:26:34,251
So, if you fancy a pint or something
to eat...

389
00:26:34,251 --> 00:26:35,971
Bodyguards don't eat.

390
00:26:35,971 --> 00:26:39,571
But I would like to keep an eye on
the day job. I'll just be outside.

391
00:26:40,771 --> 00:26:43,091
Watch out for students bearing
bicycles.

392
00:26:45,611 --> 00:26:49,211
Now, then, bonny lass, what can I do
for you?

393
00:26:51,011 --> 00:26:53,571
Anything making sense yet?

394
00:26:53,571 --> 00:26:57,651
The CCTV footage shows us that there
were lots of students in the
hotel last night,

395
00:26:57,651 --> 00:26:59,371
some of them drunk.

396
00:26:59,371 --> 00:27:03,971
Oh, and I've clarified the link
between Turnbull and the fine
city of Oxford.

397
00:27:03,971 --> 00:27:05,731
Go on, make my day.

398
00:27:05,731 --> 00:27:09,131
Two of the colleges,
Trevelyan and St Jude's.

399
00:27:09,131 --> 00:27:13,411
Turnbull hacked into their
investment portfolios and relieved
them of a lot of money.

400
00:27:13,411 --> 00:27:15,851
What's this got to do with
Jo Gilchrist?

401
00:27:15,851 --> 00:27:18,251
Absolutely nothing.

402
00:27:18,251 --> 00:27:21,211
So I nicked a few quid off a couple
of colleges.

403
00:27:21,211 --> 00:27:24,091
Became an Oxford University
stakeholder.

404
00:27:24,091 --> 00:27:27,251
Howay man, they should take better
care of their money.

405
00:27:27,251 --> 00:27:31,211
Nobody got hurt. I mean, look around
you. Are the walls tumbling down?

406
00:27:31,211 --> 00:27:33,771
Robin Hood strikes again, huh?
Exactly.

407
00:27:33,771 --> 00:27:38,171
How come all these pretty young
women, 20-year-olds, want
to leap into bed with...

408
00:27:38,171 --> 00:27:40,331
What, with a middle-aged fart
like me?

409
00:27:40,331 --> 00:27:43,731
You wouldn't say that to Mick
Jagger. You're not Mick Jagger!

410
00:27:43,731 --> 00:27:46,051
True. I'm strictly B-list.

411
00:27:46,051 --> 00:27:48,171
And not a word to the missus, mind,
but...

412
00:27:49,291 --> 00:27:52,931
..you'd be surprised how many women
fall for the old lovable rogue
routine.

413
00:27:52,931 --> 00:27:55,491
And there's no lack of enthusiasm on
her part.

414
00:27:55,491 --> 00:27:58,771
On the other hand...
What?

415
00:27:58,771 --> 00:28:02,051
It might have been a honey trap,
a stitch-up for afters.

416
00:28:02,051 --> 00:28:04,251
They were into all that stuff.

417
00:28:04,251 --> 00:28:05,771
What's this all about?

418
00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:09,011
Some professor they were going to
hang out to dry, so they said.

419
00:28:09,011 --> 00:28:12,371
Maybe I was next up for a public
hanging. You didn't mind?

420
00:28:12,371 --> 00:28:15,451
To be honest, I was half expecting
a three-in-a-bed sex romp.

421
00:28:15,451 --> 00:28:17,611
You'd have to be a real killjoy to
object to that.

422
00:28:18,731 --> 00:28:21,771
Obviously, there'd be questions in
the house when I go home,

423
00:28:21,771 --> 00:28:25,331
but trust me...
love rats sell a lot of books.

424
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:28,491
Well, I appreciate your honesty.

425
00:28:28,491 --> 00:28:34,091
So, tell me the truth about these
death threats, before the honesty
wears off.

426
00:28:34,091 --> 00:28:39,011
All right. Well, my agent did have
a couple of anonymous emails.

427
00:28:39,011 --> 00:28:41,091
But it was pathetic stuff, really.

428
00:28:41,091 --> 00:28:44,531
You know, from the sort of sad
bastards who probably use green ink

429
00:28:44,531 --> 00:28:46,451
and have name tags in their
underpants.

430
00:28:46,451 --> 00:28:49,251
We thought, to hell with it,
the paperback's just out,

431
00:28:49,251 --> 00:28:51,571
make it official, get a bit of
publicity.

432
00:28:51,571 --> 00:28:55,011
"Nicky defies death threats."
You read that in the paper.

433
00:28:55,011 --> 00:28:58,691
We have eyes everywhere.
Trouble is, bullshit works.

434
00:28:58,691 --> 00:29:01,171
It sells tickets for the circus,
man.

435
00:29:01,171 --> 00:29:03,371
But yes, it's a guilty plea.

436
00:29:03,371 --> 00:29:04,731
Publicity stunt.

437
00:29:05,771 --> 00:29:09,331
Wasting police time. I'll throw
myself at the mercy of the court.

438
00:29:15,611 --> 00:29:18,251
I'll make the front pages tomorrow,
bonny lad.

439
00:29:36,051 --> 00:29:39,971
The bullet went straight into the
heart. Death would have been
pretty instant.

440
00:29:39,971 --> 00:29:41,891
Highly professional?
Yeah.

441
00:29:50,971 --> 00:29:52,691
Sure it came from up there?

442
00:29:52,691 --> 00:29:57,451
Well, either from the hotel roof
or the council buildings next door.

443
00:29:57,451 --> 00:29:59,971
Grassy knoll or the book depository?

444
00:29:59,971 --> 00:30:02,611
What?
Well, we'll check everything.

445
00:30:02,611 --> 00:30:05,531
Yeah, well don't forget the stuff in
his hotel room.

446
00:30:05,531 --> 00:30:08,451
We're gonna need to go snooping in
his laptop.

447
00:30:09,651 --> 00:30:11,691
Watch out for green ink.

448
00:30:11,691 --> 00:30:13,651
Green ink?

449
00:30:15,411 --> 00:30:18,851
How's the baby-sitter?
Yeah, looks like I failed.

450
00:30:18,851 --> 00:30:22,451
I didn't come to say I told you so,
I need to know you're all right.

451
00:30:22,451 --> 00:30:24,011
Thank you, I'm fine.

452
00:30:24,011 --> 00:30:26,091
Tell me what happened.

453
00:30:26,091 --> 00:30:28,731
Well, that's the strange thing
about it.

454
00:30:28,731 --> 00:30:33,331
He'd just owned up to the fact that
the whole death-threat thing
was a scam,

455
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:35,531
a publicity stunt, when bang!

456
00:30:37,051 --> 00:30:39,251
Then it all went quiet, and I
realised...

457
00:30:40,491 --> 00:30:44,611
..I realised that I was safe,
and he was the one they were after.

458
00:31:24,211 --> 00:31:28,051
I'm taking various items from Mr
Turnbull's room. There's the list.

459
00:31:29,171 --> 00:31:31,251
Is that allowed?

460
00:31:31,251 --> 00:31:33,171
Civil liberties, and so on.

461
00:31:33,171 --> 00:31:38,251
I'm not sure civil liberties are
uppermost in the late Mr Turnbull's
mind at the moment.

462
00:31:38,251 --> 00:31:39,811
The story so far.

463
00:31:39,811 --> 00:31:42,731
Jo Gilchrist, aged 21.

464
00:31:42,731 --> 00:31:44,851
Third-year student.

465
00:31:44,851 --> 00:31:47,731
Found dead early this morning
at the hotel.

466
00:31:47,731 --> 00:31:49,891
Apparently strangled.

467
00:31:49,891 --> 00:31:54,651
Although there's bruising indicating
she might have been bumped
on the head first.

468
00:31:54,651 --> 00:31:58,291
She'd drunk a little champagne,
maybe a couple of glasses.

469
00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:01,931
But no trace of drugs,
no sign of recent sexual activity.

470
00:32:03,331 --> 00:32:04,931
Nicky Turnbull.

471
00:32:04,931 --> 00:32:07,371
Reformed criminal, best-selling
author.

472
00:32:08,651 --> 00:32:11,571
Shot and killed at 2:10 this
afternoon.

473
00:32:11,571 --> 00:32:14,131
Outside the hotel. A single bullet
wound.

474
00:32:15,211 --> 00:32:18,731
More details once Ballistics have
er... done their homework.

475
00:32:18,731 --> 00:32:21,291
Where are we on identification
of his body?

476
00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:24,491
Well, his agent's coming up from
London this afternoon.

477
00:32:24,491 --> 00:32:27,371
Sir, his wife.
Oh, I thought it was his agent.

478
00:32:27,371 --> 00:32:30,931
Well, they're one and the same
person. It's all on the laptop.

479
00:32:30,931 --> 00:32:33,651
Is there anything else on the laptop?
Not yet.

480
00:32:33,651 --> 00:32:37,051
He's quite eccentric with his access
codes, but we'll get there.

481
00:32:38,251 --> 00:32:39,691
Moving on.

482
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:43,051
Possible links between the two
victims.

483
00:32:43,051 --> 00:32:48,011
Jo Gilchrist, a key member of the
committee that invited Turnbull
up to speak to the Union.

484
00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:54,291
Turnbull spent the night with
Caroline Morton, the Union President.

485
00:32:54,291 --> 00:32:58,571
But he actually told me that he
thought it might be a...honey trap,

486
00:32:58,571 --> 00:33:01,691
with a view to selling the story to
the tabloids.

487
00:33:01,691 --> 00:33:05,851
Jo Gilchrist was very much into
exposing people in print.

488
00:33:05,851 --> 00:33:09,931
She apparently also had her sights
set on an Oxford don.

489
00:33:09,931 --> 00:33:13,491
We need to identify him, find out
what he was up to, if anything,

490
00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:15,731
and whether it relates to the
killings.

491
00:33:15,731 --> 00:33:19,411
Jo Gilchrist also has a brother,
Stephen.

492
00:33:19,411 --> 00:33:23,851
He's currently roaming the streets of
Oxford throwing bicycles through
shop windows.

493
00:33:23,851 --> 00:33:25,651
He isn't.
No?

494
00:33:25,651 --> 00:33:27,691
He's downstairs.

495
00:33:27,691 --> 00:33:29,411
He's come here to confess.

496
00:33:30,491 --> 00:33:32,291
Confess to what?
He didn't say.

497
00:33:33,771 --> 00:33:36,171
All right, there'll be a press
conference at five.

498
00:33:36,171 --> 00:33:38,491
Probably a bromide statement.

499
00:33:38,491 --> 00:33:42,011
"We're keenly pursuing
several lines of inquiry", et cetera.

500
00:33:42,011 --> 00:33:44,411
Appeals to the public. The usual bag
of tricks.

501
00:33:44,411 --> 00:33:46,971
Including the grieving widow
if she's here in time?

502
00:33:46,971 --> 00:33:51,971
Well, I actually hate all that stuff,
but er... I'll be guided by the
grieving widow.

503
00:34:01,531 --> 00:34:03,971
We're told you want to confess.
Yes.

504
00:34:03,971 --> 00:34:06,931
Confess to what, precisely?

505
00:34:06,931 --> 00:34:10,331
You know, you were there. The stupid
business with the bicycle.

506
00:34:11,451 --> 00:34:12,891
Is that all?

507
00:34:12,891 --> 00:34:14,891
What else is there?

508
00:34:16,851 --> 00:34:19,771
I ran away, but I panicked
and didn't know what else to do.

509
00:34:19,771 --> 00:34:22,891
I couldn't think straight. I was...
All right, all right.

510
00:34:22,891 --> 00:34:24,851
Relax. Deep breaths.

511
00:34:25,971 --> 00:34:28,091
Tell him about the bicycle.

512
00:34:28,091 --> 00:34:31,211
You can be charged with criminal
damage in the fullness of time,

513
00:34:31,211 --> 00:34:33,371
but we know this is your first
offence.

514
00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:35,971
We're not overly worried about the
shop window.

515
00:34:35,971 --> 00:34:37,971
I see.

516
00:34:41,211 --> 00:34:43,411
Who is Sam?
Sam?

517
00:34:43,411 --> 00:34:48,131
I'm told your sister was about to,
quote, "Hang him out to dry"?

518
00:34:49,531 --> 00:34:54,971
He...er...he's an eminent professor
of English Literature. His name's
Weller, hence the Sam.

519
00:34:54,971 --> 00:34:56,691
Sam Weller, Pickwick Papers.

520
00:34:56,691 --> 00:34:59,091
I know. I did it for O-Level.

521
00:34:59,851 --> 00:35:01,611
Which I failed, to save you checking.

522
00:35:03,291 --> 00:35:06,851
So, was your sister planning to do
the same sort of thing with Turnbull?

523
00:35:06,851 --> 00:35:09,891
A honey trap and then public
exposure?

524
00:35:09,891 --> 00:35:11,451
It could have been that.

525
00:35:11,451 --> 00:35:13,651
So why do you blame Turnbull for Jo's
death?

526
00:35:13,651 --> 00:35:16,891
I just know if he hadn't come to
Oxford she'd still be alive.

527
00:35:20,931 --> 00:35:24,931
I'm...I'm sure that Jo and Caroline
were planning something,
but I don't know what.

528
00:35:24,931 --> 00:35:28,091
They didn't tell me their secrets.
But you're her brother.

529
00:35:28,091 --> 00:35:32,571
The thing is, there's really two
kinds of student here at Oxford.

530
00:35:32,571 --> 00:35:35,491
There's the dedicated scholars
and the chancers.

531
00:35:35,491 --> 00:35:37,531
And you are?
I'm a scholar.

532
00:35:37,531 --> 00:35:41,691
I'd be happy to spend my life
writing books that only 37 people
in the world want to read.

533
00:35:41,691 --> 00:35:43,691
And Jo?

534
00:35:43,691 --> 00:35:45,171
Was ambitious.

535
00:35:45,171 --> 00:35:47,011
I mean, you know what Shelley said.

536
00:35:48,051 --> 00:35:49,571
Remind me.

537
00:35:49,571 --> 00:35:53,771
That poets are the unacknowledged
legislators of the world.

538
00:35:53,771 --> 00:35:58,571
Jo said that Shelley was wrong.
These days it's the er...
newspaper editors.

539
00:35:58,571 --> 00:36:02,371
So she wanted to rule the world?
I suppose.

540
00:36:02,371 --> 00:36:05,171
And what about her close friends?
She didn't have any.

541
00:36:05,171 --> 00:36:08,371
You, Caroline Morton, David Harvey.

542
00:36:08,371 --> 00:36:11,731
People like Jo hang out with whoever
they think can be useful to them.

543
00:36:11,731 --> 00:36:14,371
They get together when their agendas
overlap,

544
00:36:14,371 --> 00:36:16,731
but don't confuse it
with friendship.

545
00:36:16,731 --> 00:36:19,251
They're all too competitive to have
friends.

546
00:36:21,331 --> 00:36:23,291
Hathaway.

547
00:36:25,171 --> 00:36:27,131
Two minutes.

548
00:36:30,531 --> 00:36:32,211
You go.

549
00:36:33,251 --> 00:36:35,291
Tell me about the gun.

550
00:36:35,291 --> 00:36:38,851
The gun? Your sister was found
with a revolver.

551
00:36:39,891 --> 00:36:41,531
It was a birthday present.

552
00:36:41,531 --> 00:36:44,211
From?
David Harvey.

553
00:36:44,211 --> 00:36:46,531
The rugby player.
It wasn't his idea.

554
00:36:46,531 --> 00:36:48,571
She said she'd like a gun for
her birthday.

555
00:36:48,571 --> 00:36:50,811
Where did he get it from?
No idea.

556
00:36:50,811 --> 00:36:53,291
Maybe from one of his rugby mates.

557
00:36:53,291 --> 00:36:56,251
Some of them have military
tendencies.

558
00:36:56,251 --> 00:36:58,651
Was she frightened
something might happen to her?

559
00:36:58,651 --> 00:37:00,931
No, she was never frightened of
anything.

560
00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:05,371
The gun was just something to show
off with. It was a design accessory.

561
00:37:05,371 --> 00:37:07,611
She only wanted one
because nobody else had a gun.

562
00:37:14,371 --> 00:37:17,651
She was my sister, and because she
was my sister I loved her.

563
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:21,491
But I didn't really like her very
much.

564
00:37:36,491 --> 00:37:38,291
It's a short walk.

565
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:41,851
Is my driver OK here?
Yeah, he'll be fine.

566
00:38:00,971 --> 00:38:04,251
You can't blame me, can you?
I'm sorry?

567
00:38:07,811 --> 00:38:09,771
For falling in love with him.

568
00:38:17,131 --> 00:38:18,491
Thank you.

569
00:38:29,851 --> 00:38:32,011
Tell me about this press conference,
then.

570
00:38:32,011 --> 00:38:36,611
It'll be a short statement by DI
Lewis, the officer in charge
of the investigation,

571
00:38:36,611 --> 00:38:40,811
followed by some questions
and probably very few answers.

572
00:38:40,811 --> 00:38:42,891
Because you don't know any?

573
00:38:42,891 --> 00:38:45,611
Because it's very early on in the
investigation.

574
00:38:45,611 --> 00:38:47,171
Right, well, I'm at your service.

575
00:38:54,691 --> 00:38:56,131
Well, I never!

576
00:38:56,131 --> 00:38:57,731
What?

577
00:38:58,971 --> 00:39:02,611
A long time ago, Sergeant,
when the world was very, very young,

578
00:39:02,611 --> 00:39:05,411
Mrs Turnbull and I went to school
together.

579
00:39:05,411 --> 00:39:07,371
Aye, not only that.

580
00:39:09,491 --> 00:39:11,851
He was my first boyfriend.

581
00:39:16,180 --> 00:39:19,820
We're dealing with two murders
within a 12-hour period.

582
00:39:19,820 --> 00:39:23,980
It goes without saying that the
police would like to hear from
any member of the public

583
00:39:23,980 --> 00:39:28,140
who saw anything unusual or
suspicious in the area of the hotel,

584
00:39:28,140 --> 00:39:30,180
either last night or this morning.

585
00:39:30,180 --> 00:39:32,340
I'll be taking some questions later,

586
00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:35,620
but first, Mrs Turnbull wishes
to make a short statement.

587
00:39:35,620 --> 00:39:38,020
Thank you. Um... 

588
00:39:39,060 --> 00:39:42,900
First, I'd like to add my support to
that appeal.

589
00:39:43,940 --> 00:39:46,620
If you can help, please do so.

590
00:39:49,940 --> 00:39:53,820
As I look around, I see one or
two familiar faces from
the tabloid press.

591
00:39:54,820 --> 00:39:56,660
I have no doubt that over the days
ahead

592
00:39:56,660 --> 00:39:59,020
we'll be reading many stories
about my late husband.

593
00:40:00,980 --> 00:40:03,060
I could help you write them.

594
00:40:03,060 --> 00:40:06,460
The tale of a reformed criminal who,
even when he was going straight,

595
00:40:06,460 --> 00:40:09,820
was still a bit of a rogue, a bit of
a lad.

596
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:14,740
Yes...he was.

597
00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:19,460
He liked a drink, and he liked a
pretty face.

598
00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:24,140
So he may have been a bit
of a lad...

599
00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:29,140
..but he was my bit of a lad.

600
00:40:29,140 --> 00:40:32,620
Mrs Turnbull isn't taking
questions.

601
00:40:33,940 --> 00:40:36,300
I'll have a couple, but as long as
they're short.

602
00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:38,260
Do the police think there is a
connection

603
00:40:38,260 --> 00:40:41,500
between the murders?
Yes. The officer in charge.

604
00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:44,740
Mr Turnbull was apparently killed by
a sniper.

605
00:40:44,740 --> 00:40:47,860
We know he had enemies in Whitehall
and the Pentagon.

606
00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:51,060
Will you be looking for a link
to the security services?

607
00:40:51,060 --> 00:40:56,220
We'll be looking for a link to
somebody that can shoot a rifle
with great accuracy.

608
00:40:57,180 --> 00:41:01,780
You were with Turnbull at the time.
Is it possible you were the
real target?

609
00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:04,140
No more questions. Thank you all.

610
00:41:06,340 --> 00:41:08,980
That was fine. Thank you.
Good.

611
00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:13,140
Mr Lewis.
Yeah. Er... Excuse me.

612
00:41:13,140 --> 00:41:18,420
We know that was mostly bullshit,
but if anything juicy comes along,
I get first whack, don't I?

613
00:41:18,420 --> 00:41:21,260
Before the hooligans from Wapping?
Oh, definitely.

614
00:41:21,260 --> 00:41:23,780
In fact, you could do me a favour,
Norman.

615
00:41:23,780 --> 00:41:25,060
What?

616
00:41:25,060 --> 00:41:28,900
Apparently, Turnbull filched a lot
of money from a couple of the
colleges,

617
00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:31,260
Trevelyan and St Jude's,
during the '90s.

618
00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:34,140
Were there any repercussions?
Nothing public.

619
00:41:34,140 --> 00:41:36,220
Conspiracy of silence.

620
00:41:36,220 --> 00:41:39,340
Oxford has to be seen to be immune
from that sort of thing.

621
00:41:40,460 --> 00:41:43,260
Leave it with me.
Thanks, Norman, you're a star.

622
00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:50,540
Sorry about that.

623
00:41:50,540 --> 00:41:52,580
So, what are the plans now?

624
00:41:52,580 --> 00:41:54,060
What a question.

625
00:41:54,060 --> 00:41:55,340
Oh, I'm sorry.

626
00:41:55,340 --> 00:41:57,460
It's all right.

627
00:41:57,460 --> 00:42:02,580
Well, I was planning to overnight
here with Nicky for a spot of R
and R, you know, but...

628
00:42:05,620 --> 00:42:08,100
Would it help if I stayed around?

629
00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:10,540
Assist with inquiries.
Is that the phrase?

630
00:42:10,540 --> 00:42:12,740
Well, it would, if you feel you're up
to it.

631
00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:16,780
Yeah. Let's talk, eh?

632
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:20,700
It's supposed to help, isn't it? The
talking cure.

633
00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:22,660
That's what Sigmund Freud said.

634
00:42:24,220 --> 00:42:26,180
I'm...I'm suddenly hungry.

635
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:31,420
Is that awful?
It's a normal symptom of shock.

636
00:42:31,420 --> 00:42:34,620
We'll find somewhere quiet to feed
you, have a talk.

637
00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:37,540
Just give us five minutes to make a
phone call. Aye.

638
00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:43,540
Where is the wisdom we've lost in
information?

639
00:42:43,540 --> 00:42:46,700
What?
TS Eliot.

640
00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:48,180
Don't know the fella.

641
00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:51,980
Listen, I want you to talk to
Caroline Morton and David Harvey.

642
00:42:53,140 --> 00:42:54,620
In either order.

643
00:42:54,620 --> 00:42:57,380
Ask them about honey traps and guns.

644
00:42:58,540 --> 00:43:01,140
Was Jo gonna shoot Turnbull?
If so, why?

645
00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:04,660
What was she gonna use for bullets?

646
00:43:04,660 --> 00:43:07,500
We'll save Professor Weller
for tomorrow morning.

647
00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:10,940
And you'll be?
Friends Reunited.

648
00:43:15,020 --> 00:43:17,260
Hello. I'd like to see Caroline
Morton.

649
00:43:17,260 --> 00:43:20,900
I'm sorry, but she says she's not
talking to any journalists.

650
00:43:20,900 --> 00:43:22,940
I'm too nice to be a journalist.

651
00:43:22,940 --> 00:43:25,020
Oh. Sorry, sir.

652
00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:28,180
She's in her room.
But I think she's with somebody.

653
00:43:28,180 --> 00:43:29,980
Lucky her.

654
00:43:51,820 --> 00:43:54,500
I'd like to see Caroline Morton.

655
00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:58,420
I'm sure you would, but you damn well
can't. I think I damn well can.

656
00:43:58,420 --> 00:44:00,340
Just this once.

657
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:05,500
You've been raided by the police.
How thrilling.

658
00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:07,900
I'll call you later.

659
00:44:09,940 --> 00:44:13,740
I hope they're being generous
with their pieces of silver.

660
00:44:13,740 --> 00:44:16,140
You must know the golden rule
of whoring.

661
00:44:16,140 --> 00:44:18,700
Give good value and insist on the
going rate.

662
00:44:21,460 --> 00:44:23,500
When did you first meet him?

663
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:27,380
In prison, eight or nine years ago.

664
00:44:27,380 --> 00:44:29,300
What were you doing in prison?

665
00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:33,020
I used to go in twice a week, would
you believe, to do drama therapy.

666
00:44:33,020 --> 00:44:34,420
You'll have to explain.

667
00:44:35,580 --> 00:44:39,700
The theory is it helps the guys
with their problems by acting
them out.

668
00:44:42,820 --> 00:44:44,860
I was a liberal-minded do-gooder.

669
00:44:44,860 --> 00:44:47,300
Did you do any good?

670
00:44:47,300 --> 00:44:49,900
Yeah. Yes, I did,
as a matter of fact.

671
00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:52,140
No need to sound apologetic.

672
00:44:52,140 --> 00:44:55,380
I know what people like you think of
do-gooders.

673
00:44:55,380 --> 00:44:57,980
What makes you think I'm a people
like me?

674
00:44:59,540 --> 00:45:01,700
OK, we'll assume you're
an exception.

675
00:45:02,780 --> 00:45:05,500
Either way, prison officers
are worse.

676
00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:08,780
Villains are villains, and no
arty-farty bollocks will change it.

677
00:45:08,780 --> 00:45:10,580
I can imagine.

678
00:45:10,580 --> 00:45:12,780
Anyway, Nicky, he was in my drama
group.

679
00:45:12,780 --> 00:45:16,380
One of the things I had them do
was tell us stories,

680
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,060
and he told very good stories.

681
00:45:18,060 --> 00:45:20,780
Mind, I'm not sure they were all
strictly true, but...

682
00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:23,700
Well, anyway,
I encouraged him to write them down.

683
00:45:24,780 --> 00:45:28,140
When he came out, we put them in the
book, and the rest you know.

684
00:45:29,540 --> 00:45:31,580
Where did marriage fit in all this?

685
00:45:31,580 --> 00:45:34,220
Chronologically, it went...

686
00:45:35,220 --> 00:45:37,780
..drama teacher, editor...

687
00:45:39,220 --> 00:45:41,300
..lover, agent, wife.

688
00:45:41,300 --> 00:45:44,300
Would you like to see the wine list?
Oh, ta.

689
00:45:44,300 --> 00:45:46,220
I'm driving, I'll just have water,
but...

690
00:45:49,140 --> 00:45:51,420
Would it be terrible of me?
Why, no.

691
00:45:51,420 --> 00:45:53,620
It'll be our secret.

692
00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:58,140
What were you and Jo Gilchrist up to
last night?

693
00:45:58,140 --> 00:46:02,140
Obviously you were going to stitch
up Nicky Turnbull, but what was
the game plan?

694
00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:05,700
A three-in-a-bed sex romp?

695
00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:08,860
I'm told that goes down well in the
tabloids.

696
00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:12,620
We were going to sort of...
play it by ear.

697
00:46:12,620 --> 00:46:15,340
But she never turned up.
Obviously.

698
00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:19,300
Was she going to bring her gun with
her? Just as a theatrical prop.

699
00:46:20,420 --> 00:46:22,540
She hadn't got any bullets.

700
00:46:22,540 --> 00:46:24,420
We were gonna play that by ear,
as well.

701
00:46:25,980 --> 00:46:28,580
Scare him shitless and see what
happened.

702
00:46:28,580 --> 00:46:30,060
So what did you do?

703
00:46:31,740 --> 00:46:35,300
Basically, we had sex
and went to sleep.

704
00:46:35,300 --> 00:46:37,820
Next morning,
your friend's dead in the next room.

705
00:46:37,820 --> 00:46:39,780
I didn't know that, did I?

706
00:46:41,420 --> 00:46:43,460
And we weren't exactly friends.

707
00:46:43,460 --> 00:46:45,420
Jo and I were...

708
00:46:46,660 --> 00:46:49,500
..useful to each other.
Useful?

709
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:51,340
That's what Oxford is for.

710
00:46:52,420 --> 00:46:56,140
Get to know the right people, it'll
stand you in good stead the rest
of your life.

711
00:46:56,140 --> 00:47:00,060
Like being Union President is the
first step to being prime minister?

712
00:47:00,060 --> 00:47:02,220
Place your bets now.

713
00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:04,260
All that being so,

714
00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:06,300
Jo Gilchrist had no friends?

715
00:47:06,300 --> 00:47:07,580
I guess not.

716
00:47:07,580 --> 00:47:09,660
Mummy and Daddy love her?

717
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:13,380
Mum's an alcoholic and Dad's living
in Dubai with the au pair.

718
00:47:13,380 --> 00:47:16,380
Happy families, then.
There's a lot of them about.

719
00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:19,300
Will there be anything else?

720
00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:20,940
Yeah.

721
00:47:20,940 --> 00:47:23,140
Tell me
where I can find David Harvey.

722
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:26,660
Pumping iron.

723
00:47:26,660 --> 00:47:28,660
Thank you.

724
00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:32,220
Last night in the bar at the hotel,

725
00:47:32,220 --> 00:47:34,860
your husband was buying champagne all
round.

726
00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:36,940
Nicky loved showing off.

727
00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:39,740
Apparently, he was celebrating some
film deal.

728
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:43,220
Yeah, we'd sold the film rights to
the Americans.

729
00:47:43,220 --> 00:47:45,140
I assume that's good.

730
00:47:45,140 --> 00:47:47,180
The money's amazing.

731
00:47:47,180 --> 00:47:49,860
They'll screw up the story, of
course.

732
00:47:49,860 --> 00:47:51,460
Set it in Los Angeles,

733
00:47:51,460 --> 00:47:54,860
Starring a pretty 20-year-old who
gets the girl and finds God, but...

734
00:47:54,860 --> 00:47:56,460
that's the business.

735
00:47:57,860 --> 00:47:59,460
Tell me about the business.

736
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:03,620
You're an agent, so you take a
percentage of what your clients earn?

737
00:48:03,620 --> 00:48:04,700
Yeah.

738
00:48:04,700 --> 00:48:06,580
How many clients?

739
00:48:06,580 --> 00:48:09,740
Hm... About half a dozen.

740
00:48:09,740 --> 00:48:13,140
All different kinds of writers?
No, all much the same.

741
00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:17,860
I thought that was the whole point
about artists, that they were
all different.

742
00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:21,820
Like with music. Mozart sounds like
Mozart and Beethoven sounds
like Beethoven.

743
00:48:21,820 --> 00:48:25,700
I'm sorry, pet, this isn't about
art, this is about the marketplace.

744
00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:28,780
Do you know the biggest growth area
in publishing?

745
00:48:28,780 --> 00:48:30,580
Books on slimming?

746
00:48:30,580 --> 00:48:32,500
No. True crime.

747
00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:36,180
So your clients are all ex-cons?

748
00:48:36,180 --> 00:48:40,220
Well, a couple are back inside,
but...yeah.

749
00:48:40,220 --> 00:48:42,020
Nicky was the first.

750
00:48:43,140 --> 00:48:48,220
He attracted a lot of attention and
we had old lags queuing round the
block with their stories.

751
00:48:48,220 --> 00:48:52,700
"I was a drug baron, a gangland
enforcer, a safe-breaker,
until I saw the light."

752
00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:55,300
All different but the same.

753
00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:57,580
Murderers? Hit men?

754
00:48:57,580 --> 00:48:59,260
Inevitably.

755
00:49:01,180 --> 00:49:04,980
He told me that he'd made some
enemies before he went into prison,

756
00:49:04,980 --> 00:49:07,700
and then some more while he was
inside.

757
00:49:07,700 --> 00:49:11,220
Then maybe even more once he'd gone
straight.

758
00:49:11,220 --> 00:49:14,620
You met him. He was a chancer.

759
00:49:14,620 --> 00:49:18,420
But yes, prison would be a good
place to start.

760
00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:29,900
David Harvey?
Yes.

761
00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:32,660
Detective Sergeant Hathaway.
I know.

762
00:49:32,660 --> 00:49:34,420
You do?

763
00:49:35,780 --> 00:49:38,060
You used to be our Head Boy.

764
00:49:39,820 --> 00:49:43,420
I was only in second year when you
left, but I remember your nickname.

765
00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:45,300
I didn't know I had one.

766
00:49:45,300 --> 00:49:46,500
You were called WC.

767
00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:48,780
I am scared to ask.

768
00:49:48,780 --> 00:49:51,220
It was short for Wolfgang Christ.

769
00:49:51,220 --> 00:49:55,180
The theory was, you couldn't decide
whether you wanted to be
Mozart or Jesus.

770
00:49:55,180 --> 00:49:58,180
And now you're a policeman.
I compromised.

771
00:49:58,180 --> 00:50:02,500
Tell me about the Turnbull lecture.
Not sure what I can tell you.

772
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:03,980
You were on the committee.

773
00:50:03,980 --> 00:50:06,260
That's just words. It was basically
Jo's gang.

774
00:50:06,260 --> 00:50:08,460
She called the shots,
told us what to do.

775
00:50:08,460 --> 00:50:12,020
What was your job in Jo's gang?
I didn't really have one any more.

776
00:50:12,020 --> 00:50:14,100
Would you care to elaborate?

777
00:50:14,100 --> 00:50:16,340
Jo and I used to be an item,
until she dumped me.

778
00:50:16,340 --> 00:50:19,460
When did she dump you?
When I stopped being useful.

779
00:50:19,460 --> 00:50:22,860
I would welcome a little more
in the way of an explanation.

780
00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:25,740
Three months ago, I was a star.

781
00:50:25,740 --> 00:50:29,940
Rugby international, big clubs waving
fat contracts under my nose,

782
00:50:29,940 --> 00:50:32,100
hanging out with the rich and famous.

783
00:50:32,100 --> 00:50:35,820
Then, 20 stone of Australian landed
on my knee.

784
00:50:35,820 --> 00:50:38,980
There's nobody more irrelevant
than an injured sportsman.

785
00:50:41,660 --> 00:50:43,260
Why did you get her the gun?

786
00:50:43,260 --> 00:50:46,340
It's what she wanted.
She always got what she wanted.

787
00:50:46,340 --> 00:50:48,500
Until now.
I guess.

788
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:50,140
Where did you get it?

789
00:50:50,140 --> 00:50:51,980
It was kicking about the house.

790
00:50:51,980 --> 00:50:54,900
Got a lot of guns kicking
about the house?

791
00:50:54,900 --> 00:50:58,260
It was a family heirloom. Probably my
grandfather's. He was in the war.

792
00:50:58,260 --> 00:51:01,740
I cleaned it up, polished it,
wrapped it in pink ribbon.

793
00:51:01,740 --> 00:51:03,940
Those things kill people, you know.

794
00:51:03,940 --> 00:51:08,180
It's all right, I didn't give her any
bullets. She wouldn't have been safe
with bullets.

795
00:51:08,180 --> 00:51:10,860
She was as hard as nails,
but she would never kill anybody.

796
00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:13,180
Just hang them out to dry.

797
00:51:13,180 --> 00:51:15,940
Do you mean Professor Weller?
I mean generally.

798
00:51:15,940 --> 00:51:17,780
All right, she made a lot of enemies,

799
00:51:17,780 --> 00:51:20,740
but she wouldn't kill any of them,
and they wouldn't kill her.

800
00:51:20,740 --> 00:51:22,500
And yet she ended up dead.

801
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:25,100
I know. It's stupid and unfair.

802
00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:33,740
Got anyone else in your life at the
moment? Are we talking women?

803
00:51:33,740 --> 00:51:35,260
We're talking women.

804
00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:37,980
The international cap still works
its magic.

805
00:51:37,980 --> 00:51:40,460
Jo aside,
it's any prize on the stall.

806
00:51:51,580 --> 00:51:53,020
Thanks for tonight.

807
00:51:53,020 --> 00:51:55,060
It wasn't fun exactly, but er...

808
00:51:55,060 --> 00:51:56,980
it was sort of canny.

809
00:51:58,860 --> 00:52:00,380
Is that allowed?

810
00:52:01,780 --> 00:52:03,980
Sort of canny is allowed.

811
00:52:09,140 --> 00:52:10,300
Good night.

812
00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:25,500
This is good stuff.

813
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:27,540
Another gift from a grateful hack.

814
00:52:32,420 --> 00:52:34,380
To Jo.

815
00:52:35,420 --> 00:52:36,900
May she rest in peace.

816
00:52:37,940 --> 00:52:40,300
Not possible.

817
00:52:59,940 --> 00:53:01,940
Let's hope she got the going rate.

818
00:53:02,980 --> 00:53:06,940
"My night of passion with doomed
bestseller."

819
00:53:08,420 --> 00:53:10,580
I imagine the grieving widow is not
best pleased.

820
00:53:11,740 --> 00:53:13,180
Is she grieving?

821
00:53:15,140 --> 00:53:18,140
I'd say she was...in shock.

822
00:53:18,140 --> 00:53:20,380
The tears will come later.

823
00:53:21,340 --> 00:53:25,300
True, sir, the old boyfriend bit?
Not that it's any of my business.

824
00:53:26,340 --> 00:53:29,300
When I was in the sixth form
and she was in the fifth,

825
00:53:29,300 --> 00:53:31,300
I took her to a disco.

826
00:53:32,540 --> 00:53:34,700
And then I took her to a football
match.

827
00:53:34,700 --> 00:53:37,460
And then I bought a couple of tickets
to a concert,

828
00:53:37,460 --> 00:53:41,660
but she didn't want to go because
she didn't like Barry Manilow.
End of story.

829
00:53:41,660 --> 00:53:43,740
Did you like Barry Manilow?

830
00:53:43,740 --> 00:53:46,500
No, not much. I thought she might.

831
00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:50,260
It was a lousy match, as well.
Lost 2-1 to Blackburn Rovers.

832
00:53:52,843 --> 00:53:54,643
He's expecting us?
Yep.

833
00:53:56,483 --> 00:53:59,283
So these are the spires
where he does his dreaming.

834
00:54:00,845 --> 00:54:03,045
Not much else he can do with them,
really.

835
00:54:06,205 --> 00:54:10,805
Professor Weller, we're told
the Sam in the headline
refers to you.

836
00:54:10,805 --> 00:54:13,045
It does indeed. It's a literary
allusion.

837
00:54:13,045 --> 00:54:16,325
Dickensian, yeah.
We know about that, too.

838
00:54:16,325 --> 00:54:18,685
Is it true?
What is truth?

839
00:54:18,685 --> 00:54:22,325
Men have been debating that in this
place for hundreds of years.

840
00:54:22,325 --> 00:54:25,165
Are you involved
in an examination scam?

841
00:54:25,165 --> 00:54:28,525
Scam. Could you define the word?

842
00:54:30,045 --> 00:54:33,165
A confidence trick. A...cheat.

843
00:54:33,165 --> 00:54:34,765
A swindle.

844
00:54:34,765 --> 00:54:36,445
Is that precise enough for you?

845
00:54:36,445 --> 00:54:38,445
Could you give me an example?

846
00:54:38,445 --> 00:54:42,045
Well, imagine my daughter
is at school

847
00:54:42,045 --> 00:54:44,045
and she wants to come to your
college.

848
00:54:45,245 --> 00:54:47,805
I give the school a large sum of
money.

849
00:54:47,805 --> 00:54:51,085
The school gives your college
a large sum of money.

850
00:54:51,085 --> 00:54:56,205
Now, these sums of money are given
fancy names, like "endowments",

851
00:54:56,205 --> 00:54:59,365
though I think they should be called
bribes.

852
00:54:59,365 --> 00:55:03,805
Either way, lo and behold, my
daughter gets her place
at your college.

853
00:55:03,805 --> 00:55:05,845
Well, that isn't my view
of the situation.

854
00:55:05,845 --> 00:55:08,405
Give us your view of the situation.

855
00:55:09,565 --> 00:55:13,565
My view of the world is dominated by
books.

856
00:55:13,565 --> 00:55:17,365
Books are my life and my work.

857
00:55:17,365 --> 00:55:19,245
But if I look out of the window,

858
00:55:19,245 --> 00:55:23,645
I see a world dominated not by books
but by information.

859
00:55:25,285 --> 00:55:28,965
My students use words like "blog"
and "iPod"

860
00:55:28,965 --> 00:55:32,405
and "Googlewhack" and "cyberspace".

861
00:55:32,405 --> 00:55:36,805
Well, I try to understand. I even
attended the late Mr Turnbull's
lecture,

862
00:55:36,805 --> 00:55:38,845
hoping to gain some sort of insight.

863
00:55:38,845 --> 00:55:41,005
Yes, I saw you there.

864
00:55:41,005 --> 00:55:42,805
Of course.

865
00:55:42,805 --> 00:55:48,285
The immediate consequence is that
instead of recommending
particular books

866
00:55:48,285 --> 00:55:50,365
that applicants might read,

867
00:55:50,365 --> 00:55:54,485
one tends to direct them
to...websites.

868
00:55:54,485 --> 00:55:57,485
Is that the word?
That's the word.

869
00:55:57,485 --> 00:56:00,485
Where they might find enlightenment.

870
00:56:00,485 --> 00:56:04,245
Or where my daughter,
who wants to come to your college,

871
00:56:04,245 --> 00:56:07,445
might find the right answers
to questions which you might ask her,

872
00:56:07,445 --> 00:56:09,365
if, for example,

873
00:56:09,365 --> 00:56:14,365
she was sitting your special entrance
exams, or coming for an interview?

874
00:56:16,165 --> 00:56:19,285
Don't tell me, Professor,
there are no right answers.

875
00:56:19,285 --> 00:56:20,525
Quite so.

876
00:56:24,085 --> 00:56:27,525
This was Jo Gilchrist's college?
It was.

877
00:56:27,525 --> 00:56:31,885
So one of your own students was
running a vicious campaign
against you?

878
00:56:31,885 --> 00:56:34,645
What were you proposing to do about
that?

879
00:56:34,645 --> 00:56:37,325
I cannot tell a lie,
I was considering various options.

880
00:56:37,325 --> 00:56:39,325
But they did not include homicide.

881
00:56:40,405 --> 00:56:43,725
And I shall make two more points
before you leave.

882
00:56:43,725 --> 00:56:47,685
It was not my idea to run university
education

883
00:56:47,685 --> 00:56:50,685
according to the principles
of a Middle Eastern marketplace.

884
00:56:52,325 --> 00:56:58,165
And since my area of expertise
begins with the work of Aeschylus
over 2,500 years ago...

885
00:56:59,245 --> 00:57:04,485
..your concerns seem to me but brief
and impermanent ripples
on a vast ocean.

886
00:57:05,805 --> 00:57:08,565
Oh, I'd like to nick that professor.

887
00:57:08,565 --> 00:57:11,165
On what charge?
Being a pompous sod.

888
00:57:11,165 --> 00:57:13,485
And I'd burn this place down.

889
00:57:14,565 --> 00:57:17,325
I'm going to prison.
I'll feel more at home in prison.

890
00:57:28,045 --> 00:57:31,325
You have locks in an open prison?
One or two.

891
00:57:31,325 --> 00:57:33,645
But we er...don't rattle the keys.

892
00:57:33,645 --> 00:57:35,605
It upsets the inmates.

893
00:57:37,805 --> 00:57:41,125
Mind you, this one's to stop
the teachers from escaping. Ha!

894
00:57:44,005 --> 00:57:47,125
Did you know Nicky Turnbull?
Yeah, I knew him.

895
00:57:47,125 --> 00:57:49,525
Any thoughts, observations?

896
00:57:49,525 --> 00:57:51,565
Once a thief...

897
00:57:51,565 --> 00:57:53,645
Dr Patterson might disagree.

898
00:57:53,645 --> 00:57:56,685
Doctor?
PhD in Criminology.

899
00:57:56,685 --> 00:57:59,645
She believes in rehabilitation. Hah!

900
00:58:00,725 --> 00:58:02,765
Tell me about Diane Turnbull.

901
00:58:04,125 --> 00:58:06,165
Not much to tell.

902
00:58:06,165 --> 00:58:08,765
She came to us with a slender CV,

903
00:58:08,765 --> 00:58:11,845
at a time when we'd take anyone
who could read or write.

904
00:58:11,845 --> 00:58:13,085
Slender?

905
00:58:13,085 --> 00:58:15,685
Failed actress -
or should I say actor?

906
00:58:16,885 --> 00:58:20,885
She'd buggered about in fringe
theatre, a couple of bit
parts in The Bill.

907
00:58:20,885 --> 00:58:23,605
How did she get on here?
Surprisingly well.

908
00:58:24,805 --> 00:58:28,325
Oh, being a woman helps.
Someone for the guys to lust after.

909
00:58:29,485 --> 00:58:33,805
And she did a halfway decent
production of Julius Caesar.

910
00:58:35,005 --> 00:58:36,965
I've got a present for you.

911
00:58:38,325 --> 00:58:40,285
The souvenir programme.

912
00:58:43,325 --> 00:58:45,645
Turnbull played Caesar?
Yes.

913
00:58:45,645 --> 00:58:47,365
Any good?

914
00:58:47,365 --> 00:58:51,205
Well, I've never met a Roman
who spoke with a Geordie accent,

915
00:58:51,205 --> 00:58:55,205
but then again, I've never met one
who sounded like John Gielgud,
either.

916
00:58:55,205 --> 00:58:57,485
Diane played his wife.
Calpurnia.

917
00:58:57,485 --> 00:59:00,925
Caesar's wife, who must be above
suspicion.

918
00:59:00,925 --> 00:59:04,085
She wasn't Mrs Turnbull then,
of course.

919
00:59:04,085 --> 00:59:06,805
I know. Diane Fraser. I went to
school with her.

920
00:59:06,805 --> 00:59:09,845
Oh, in which case,
she too must be above suspicion.

921
00:59:09,845 --> 00:59:13,685
Well, I don't see her as a serial
killer with a high-velocity rifle.

922
00:59:13,685 --> 00:59:16,005
Yes, that's more of a male
speciality.

923
00:59:17,045 --> 00:59:21,045
Turnbull told me that he might have
made some enemies while he was here.

924
00:59:21,045 --> 00:59:22,965
Obviously. The man was a thief.

925
00:59:22,965 --> 00:59:25,045
Your officer said that.
What did he steal?

926
00:59:25,045 --> 00:59:26,405
Have you read his book?

927
00:59:26,405 --> 00:59:29,525
No, I delegated that job to my
sergeant.

928
00:59:29,525 --> 00:59:32,005
He's done a speed-reading course.

929
00:59:32,005 --> 00:59:34,885
The bones of it are true,
about the computer fraud, and so on,

930
00:59:34,885 --> 00:59:37,685
but he dressed it up with stuff he
heard from other inmates.

931
00:59:37,685 --> 00:59:41,005
He may have changed their names, but
it was obvious what he was up to.

932
00:59:41,005 --> 00:59:45,805
He stole their stories? These days,
it's called "intellectual property".

933
00:59:45,805 --> 00:59:48,725
But is it enough
for anyone to want to murder him?

934
00:59:48,725 --> 00:59:51,925
Come on, Mr Lewis. You've been
around these people as long
as I have.

935
00:59:51,925 --> 00:59:55,885
Men have been killed for a packet of
cigarettes or a bar of chocolate.

936
00:59:55,885 --> 01:00:00,645
And it's not stealing a story,
it's stealing someone's dignity.

937
01:00:01,605 --> 01:00:03,645
Something else you should know.

938
01:00:03,645 --> 01:00:05,445
It's a technical term.

939
01:00:06,525 --> 01:00:10,165
When Turnbull first arrived here,
he was functionally illiterate.

940
01:00:10,165 --> 01:00:12,245
What, he couldn't read or write?

941
01:00:12,245 --> 01:00:16,125
He could fool the system, and he was
obviously brilliant with numbers.

942
01:00:16,125 --> 01:00:18,045
I knew he had a problem with
spelling.

943
01:00:18,045 --> 01:00:20,885
Yeah, it should have been spotted at
school, but it wasn't.

944
01:00:20,885 --> 01:00:23,325
The man was a great talker, but...

945
01:00:23,325 --> 01:00:26,445
Mrs Turnbull wrote the book?
Pass.

946
01:00:31,565 --> 01:00:34,525
Oh, there was a theory
that I might have been the target.

947
01:00:34,525 --> 01:00:36,325
Well, that might easily be the case.

948
01:00:36,325 --> 01:00:38,925
These are career criminals.

949
01:00:38,925 --> 01:00:41,045
One copper less is a step nearer
to heaven.

950
01:00:42,285 --> 01:00:43,445
Mind how you go.

951
01:00:53,245 --> 01:00:57,485
Medical and Ballistics think that's
where our killer shot Nicky
Turnbull from.

952
01:00:57,485 --> 01:01:00,045
Did they find anything useful?
No.

953
01:01:00,045 --> 01:01:01,765
How did he get up there?

954
01:01:01,765 --> 01:01:04,685
Lift to the fourth floor,
fire escape out onto the roof.

955
01:01:04,685 --> 01:01:07,405
So he went straight past the main
reception?

956
01:01:07,405 --> 01:01:11,125
He went past Chloe, who's a PPE
student working her way
through college.

957
01:01:11,285 --> 01:01:14,245
CCTV?
Inconclusive.

958
01:01:17,845 --> 01:01:21,005
Can you imagine David Harvey doing
this? Harvey?

959
01:01:21,005 --> 01:01:25,005
He gets the brush off
from Joe Gilchrist.

960
01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:31,845
She's going off, doing unspeakable
things with the ex-con. He's been
drinking, he follows her.

961
01:01:31,845 --> 01:01:35,245
He's a big lad, his knee's hurting,
loses his temper.

962
01:01:35,245 --> 01:01:37,125
Why would he kill Turnbull?

963
01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:40,445
Well, classic situation.
The old favourite.

964
01:01:40,445 --> 01:01:43,765
Turnbull sees him do it,
so Harvey has to kill the witness.

965
01:01:43,765 --> 01:01:46,445
I don't buy it, sir.
Why not?

966
01:01:46,445 --> 01:01:48,405
Well, amongst other things, he er...

967
01:01:49,445 --> 01:01:50,925
..well, he went to my old school.

968
01:01:52,205 --> 01:01:55,325
I assume we're talking
a posh public school for boys.

969
01:01:55,325 --> 01:01:57,405
Yeah.

970
01:01:57,405 --> 01:02:00,645
You go from there to places like
Oxford, end up running the country.

971
01:02:00,645 --> 01:02:03,925
With respect, this is beginning to
sound like a chip on your shoulder.

972
01:02:05,925 --> 01:02:09,685
My school motto was
"A healthy body, a healthy mind."

973
01:02:10,725 --> 01:02:12,685
We were given the choice.

974
01:02:17,125 --> 01:02:21,325
Let's go and talk to Mrs Turnbull
about Julius Caesar.

975
01:02:23,005 --> 01:02:26,365
Where are all those actors now?
Did he steal their stories?

976
01:02:26,365 --> 01:02:29,085
Well, Caesar was killed
by a group of conspirators.

977
01:02:29,085 --> 01:02:32,245
Got to check Brutus, Cassius,
Casca...

978
01:02:32,245 --> 01:02:34,325
This is Oxford, not Ancient Rome.

979
01:02:34,325 --> 01:02:36,285
They're easily confused, sir.

980
01:02:37,445 --> 01:02:42,365
Jim Winston. Sad story.
Schizophrenic.

981
01:02:42,365 --> 01:02:44,605
He threw himself
under a train last month.

982
01:02:46,285 --> 01:02:48,685
Charlie Read.
Yeah, he was stage manager.

983
01:02:48,685 --> 01:02:50,925
As strong as a horse.
Bit of a nutter.

984
01:02:50,925 --> 01:02:53,045
I remember him. Local man.

985
01:02:54,125 --> 01:02:57,725
Morse and I put him away for...
GBH with knobs on.

986
01:02:57,725 --> 01:02:59,525
He might be worth checking.

987
01:02:59,525 --> 01:03:01,365
He's the only one
who really scared me.

988
01:03:01,365 --> 01:03:02,965
Put an asterisk next to Charlie.

989
01:03:04,005 --> 01:03:08,725
Stuart Malcolm.
No, he's probably in London.

990
01:03:08,725 --> 01:03:11,685
Keep your distance. He's beyond
redemption.

991
01:03:11,685 --> 01:03:14,125
Even Shakespeare couldn't help.

992
01:03:15,245 --> 01:03:18,445
Ray Hanson. He's my success story.

993
01:03:18,445 --> 01:03:20,285
He runs a little car hire company.

994
01:03:20,285 --> 01:03:22,365
He brought me here yesterday,
actually.

995
01:03:22,365 --> 01:03:26,325
Oh, in the flash limo with tinted
windows. Yeah.

996
01:03:26,325 --> 01:03:28,285
Where is he based?

997
01:03:28,285 --> 01:03:30,485
About halfway between here and
London.

998
01:03:30,485 --> 01:03:32,805
I've...I've got his card somewhere.

999
01:03:35,165 --> 01:03:36,645
Here.

1000
01:03:39,125 --> 01:03:41,845
I think those are the only ones
I know about.

1001
01:03:42,925 --> 01:03:46,045
More slaving over a hot computer.
Looking for wisdom.

1002
01:03:47,085 --> 01:03:48,525
Well, thank you for that.

1003
01:03:49,845 --> 01:03:51,805
There's something else, actually.

1004
01:03:54,005 --> 01:03:57,445
Um... It's sort of personal.

1005
01:03:59,245 --> 01:04:01,205
See you back at the station.

1006
01:04:06,245 --> 01:04:07,925
I...er...hate to be a nuisance,

1007
01:04:07,925 --> 01:04:11,645
but my taxi still seems to be
conspicuous by its non-appearance.

1008
01:04:11,645 --> 01:04:14,965
I'm sorry, Mr Webster. I'll call
them again. Would you?

1009
01:04:14,965 --> 01:04:17,685
You're American?
Yes.

1010
01:04:17,685 --> 01:04:19,965
I blame my parents. Who else?

1011
01:04:22,245 --> 01:04:24,245
A detective?

1012
01:04:24,245 --> 01:04:26,365
Investigating a double murder?

1013
01:04:26,365 --> 01:04:28,725
And here I am,
an American leaving town.

1014
01:04:28,725 --> 01:04:30,765
Successful visit?
Mm.

1015
01:04:30,765 --> 01:04:32,965
Lecturing the British on the James
brothers.

1016
01:04:32,965 --> 01:04:35,845
William and Henry,
as opposed to Frank and Jesse.

1017
01:04:36,965 --> 01:04:40,485
Judging from the size of my
audience, I made the wrong choice.

1018
01:04:40,485 --> 01:04:43,645
My latest thin volume.

1019
01:04:43,645 --> 01:04:45,485
I see.

1020
01:04:46,405 --> 01:04:50,485
I read in one of your newspapers Mr
Turnbull might have been targeted
by the Pentagon.

1021
01:04:50,485 --> 01:04:53,045
I give you my word, Detective,

1022
01:04:53,045 --> 01:04:55,005
I despise my elected government.

1023
01:04:56,165 --> 01:04:59,565
I can't even spell CIA.
Well, we knew about your lectures.

1024
01:04:59,565 --> 01:05:01,445
We had you checked out.

1025
01:05:01,445 --> 01:05:03,405
I hope you find that reassuring.

1026
01:05:08,445 --> 01:05:11,205
What's the problem?
This place.

1027
01:05:12,245 --> 01:05:14,325
I wish I could afford to stay here.

1028
01:05:14,325 --> 01:05:17,485
The staff have been lovely, and so
on. It's...

1029
01:05:18,525 --> 01:05:20,285
It's just that I'm sleep...

1030
01:05:20,285 --> 01:05:23,925
Well, I'm not sleeping along the
corridor from where the girl
was murdered.

1031
01:05:23,925 --> 01:05:27,245
And I look out the window
and I can see Nicky's blood stains.

1032
01:05:27,245 --> 01:05:28,765
You could go home.

1033
01:05:30,085 --> 01:05:32,725
Yeah. I know, but...

1034
01:05:35,805 --> 01:05:40,125
Well, the house is gonna seem very
empty without Nicky, and...

1035
01:05:41,285 --> 01:05:45,645
..when I do go, I want to take all
of his things with me and the police
have still got them.

1036
01:05:45,645 --> 01:05:49,605
The wheels of forensic examination
grind exceedingly slowly.

1037
01:05:49,605 --> 01:05:52,925
It's just a few of his bits
and pieces, you know, for company.

1038
01:05:54,725 --> 01:05:57,085
It's probably hard for you
to understand.

1039
01:05:57,085 --> 01:05:59,725
No, it's very easy for me to
understand.

1040
01:06:01,805 --> 01:06:02,845
Sorry?

1041
01:06:02,845 --> 01:06:05,765
My wife died three years ago.

1042
01:06:08,405 --> 01:06:10,005
I'm sorry.

1043
01:06:12,285 --> 01:06:14,245
I'll see what we can do.

1044
01:06:18,205 --> 01:06:20,165
BIRDSONG

1045
01:06:29,125 --> 01:06:32,085
Are you allowed to stop for a moment?
Five minutes.

1046
01:06:33,085 --> 01:06:35,165
Is this part of your rehab?

1047
01:06:35,165 --> 01:06:38,245
Five miles per day, plus five hours
in the gym,

1048
01:06:38,245 --> 01:06:41,485
plus the occasional game of tennis
as my designated fun.

1049
01:06:41,485 --> 01:06:45,085
I thought rugby was only a game.
Games aren't games any more.

1050
01:06:45,085 --> 01:06:49,285
You were with Jo and Caroline
at the hotel after that lecture.

1051
01:06:49,285 --> 01:06:51,365
What time did you leave?

1052
01:06:51,365 --> 01:06:53,605
I was so drunk,
I couldn't put a time to it.

1053
01:06:54,685 --> 01:06:57,605
What about yesterday afternoon,
say around two o'clock?

1054
01:06:57,605 --> 01:06:59,645
What were you doing?
This.

1055
01:06:59,645 --> 01:07:01,325
What, here?
More or less.

1056
01:07:01,325 --> 01:07:03,285
I can't be accurate to the exact
yard.

1057
01:07:03,285 --> 01:07:05,085
Any witnesses?

1058
01:07:05,085 --> 01:07:06,605
Yes. Her.

1059
01:07:07,685 --> 01:07:09,725
Good afternoon, Mr Lewis.

1060
01:07:09,725 --> 01:07:11,205
What's he been telling you?

1061
01:07:11,205 --> 01:07:13,925
What should he have been telling me?

1062
01:07:13,925 --> 01:07:16,405
That Jo chose to live dangerously
and lost.

1063
01:07:16,405 --> 01:07:18,125
So who won?

1064
01:07:18,125 --> 01:07:21,685
We won't know until the game's over
and somebody sings.

1065
01:07:29,445 --> 01:07:33,325
You're suggesting Mrs Turnbull
should stay at your house tonight?

1066
01:07:33,325 --> 01:07:34,565
Why?

1067
01:07:34,565 --> 01:07:36,605
She's in a state of shock.

1068
01:07:36,605 --> 01:07:38,125
She hates that hotel.

1069
01:07:38,125 --> 01:07:42,805
There's been one murder on the
premises and her husband was
killed on the doorstep.

1070
01:07:42,805 --> 01:07:46,605
She doesn't want to go home alone,
and - You were at school together.

1071
01:07:46,605 --> 01:07:48,965
Therefore she trusts me.

1072
01:07:48,965 --> 01:07:52,685
She might be a key witness. Or even,
at this stage, a possible suspect.

1073
01:07:52,685 --> 01:07:55,285
I don't see her as an assassin.

1074
01:07:55,285 --> 01:07:58,845
I'm thinking like a lawyer, in
court, looking to discredit
the police.

1075
01:07:58,845 --> 01:08:03,205
And I'm thinking like an old friend
who always behaves strictly
by the book.

1076
01:08:06,405 --> 01:08:08,645
All right. But with back-up.

1077
01:08:08,645 --> 01:08:10,565
Come in!

1078
01:08:12,365 --> 01:08:13,765
Yeah, what is it?

1079
01:08:13,765 --> 01:08:16,405
I've stumbled across some wisdom.
Share it with us.

1080
01:08:16,405 --> 01:08:20,565
Charlie Read works as a bouncer
at The Lower Depths.

1081
01:08:20,565 --> 01:08:22,685
What, in God's name,
is The Lower Depths?

1082
01:08:22,685 --> 01:08:25,765
It's a basement club.
Loud music and booze.

1083
01:08:25,765 --> 01:08:27,405
Er... Town and Gown meet there.

1084
01:08:27,405 --> 01:08:31,445
The lads from the estate get together
with the athletes from the
University there

1085
01:08:31,445 --> 01:08:34,605
every weekend for a punch-up.
Charlie will be in his element.

1086
01:08:38,845 --> 01:08:40,845
Charlie.
Mr Lewis.

1087
01:08:40,845 --> 01:08:42,885
How are you doing?

1088
01:08:42,885 --> 01:08:46,165
Too many murders. Otherwise, fine.

1089
01:08:47,725 --> 01:08:49,805
I was sorry to hear about Morse.

1090
01:08:49,805 --> 01:08:53,845
He was a bastard, but...a straight
bastard. Know what I mean?

1091
01:08:55,445 --> 01:08:58,845
Is this about my landlord?
Your landlord?

1092
01:08:58,845 --> 01:09:02,245
He thinks I killed his dog.
Did you?

1093
01:09:03,965 --> 01:09:06,525
This young man's trying to get me
into trouble.

1094
01:09:06,525 --> 01:09:08,445
I'll speak to him later.

1095
01:09:09,325 --> 01:09:12,805
So er...it must be about the nutty
professor, then.

1096
01:09:12,805 --> 01:09:14,845
Now you're getting warmer.

1097
01:09:17,005 --> 01:09:19,365
Can you come back in the morning,
Mr Lewis?

1098
01:09:19,365 --> 01:09:22,565
We've got a martial arts team from
Liverpool in tonight.

1099
01:09:22,565 --> 01:09:24,605
I think I'm needed.

1100
01:09:24,605 --> 01:09:26,685
Should we call the police?

1101
01:09:26,685 --> 01:09:29,725
These people are pretty good
at sorting out their own problems.

1102
01:09:29,725 --> 01:09:31,205
Besides, I'm running late.

1103
01:09:31,205 --> 01:09:34,205
My lodger will think -
You don't love her any more.

1104
01:09:35,285 --> 01:09:38,165
Sorry...sir.
That sort of slipped out.

1105
01:09:38,165 --> 01:09:40,565
I've had a long day.
And it isn't over yet.

1106
01:09:45,694 --> 01:09:48,454
What happens next?

1107
01:09:48,454 --> 01:09:51,654
Well, you go to bed for a good
night's sleep,

1108
01:09:51,654 --> 01:09:54,854
and I'll be in here with...
a good book.

1109
01:09:56,494 --> 01:09:58,374
It's not bad.

1110
01:09:59,854 --> 01:10:03,614
Dr Patterson at the prison told
me that you helped him write it.

1111
01:10:05,974 --> 01:10:09,054
She said Nicky was, quote,
"functionally illiterate".

1112
01:10:11,054 --> 01:10:13,014
That's the jargon.

1113
01:10:14,174 --> 01:10:16,214
It just means he couldn't spell.

1114
01:10:16,214 --> 01:10:18,094
But he told a good story.

1115
01:10:18,094 --> 01:10:21,094
That's what people buy,
good stories.

1116
01:10:22,654 --> 01:10:24,414
I just helped him with the long
words.

1117
01:10:55,614 --> 01:10:57,214
I'll be off.

1118
01:11:00,134 --> 01:11:03,894
Thank you for looking after me.
Just doing my job, ma'am.

1119
01:11:05,534 --> 01:11:08,254
No Barry Manilow, then.

1120
01:11:08,254 --> 01:11:10,214
Nah, I never liked him much.

1121
01:11:11,334 --> 01:11:13,374
But when I was 18,
I thought you would.

1122
01:11:17,574 --> 01:11:20,134
We never know anything, do we?

1123
01:11:22,614 --> 01:11:24,614
Did you have a good marriage?

1124
01:11:25,974 --> 01:11:28,734
It's just I couldn't help noticing
the photographs.

1125
01:11:32,054 --> 01:11:34,094
Yeah, very good.

1126
01:11:34,094 --> 01:11:35,654
The best.

1127
01:11:35,654 --> 01:11:37,614
I'm glad about that.

1128
01:11:39,654 --> 01:11:40,894
So did I.

1129
01:11:40,894 --> 01:11:42,854
People wouldn't believe me, but...

1130
01:11:43,974 --> 01:11:45,174
..I did.

1131
01:11:47,654 --> 01:11:49,614
It was living dangerously, but...

1132
01:11:51,214 --> 01:11:53,254
..yeah, it was very good indeed.

1133
01:11:54,454 --> 01:11:56,574
Ah, well see, that's the difference.

1134
01:11:56,574 --> 01:11:58,534
I believe in living safely.

1135
01:11:59,654 --> 01:12:01,734
I dare say that's why I'm a cop.

1136
01:12:01,734 --> 01:12:04,734
I want to look after the people
that believe in living safely.

1137
01:12:08,374 --> 01:12:11,774
Do police regulations permit you
to give me a good night hug?

1138
01:12:11,774 --> 01:12:14,214
I'd have to sign for it.

1139
01:12:24,774 --> 01:12:26,134
You're a good man.

1140
01:12:27,254 --> 01:12:29,574
I dare say.

1141
01:12:53,094 --> 01:12:56,614
Don't worry, I'm not an assassin.
I detected that. Come in.

1142
01:12:59,374 --> 01:13:02,214
We traced some of the calls
on Turnbull's mobile.

1143
01:13:02,214 --> 01:13:04,534
It turns out
one was to a London-based lawyer

1144
01:13:04,534 --> 01:13:07,014
who refused
to tell us what the call was about.

1145
01:13:07,014 --> 01:13:09,734
Client confidentiality.
That old thing.

1146
01:13:09,734 --> 01:13:12,734
Yeah. But I've got a mate
who's a barrister.

1147
01:13:12,734 --> 01:13:15,814
Someone I went -
Went to school with?

1148
01:13:15,814 --> 01:13:17,894
Yeah.
And?

1149
01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:23,214
And, according to him, the man
Turnbull was talking to was
a divorce lawyer.

1150
01:13:23,214 --> 01:13:26,174
And, according to the lady,
it was a very good marriage.

1151
01:13:29,094 --> 01:13:31,334
(Obviously someone didn't think so.)

1152
01:13:34,134 --> 01:13:36,174
Norman?

1153
01:13:36,174 --> 01:13:37,654
You're a miserable sod.

1154
01:13:37,654 --> 01:13:39,974
Have you got a good memory for
suicides?

1155
01:13:42,014 --> 01:13:44,254
Exactly. Horses for courses.

1156
01:14:06,654 --> 01:14:08,014
Morning.

1157
01:14:10,134 --> 01:14:11,294
Hello.

1158
01:14:13,574 --> 01:14:16,014
I was expecting to see Robbie.
Has he gone?

1159
01:14:16,014 --> 01:14:18,974
The master of the house?
Yeah. Oh.

1160
01:14:18,974 --> 01:14:22,094
I was all geared up to making
some breakfast.

1161
01:14:22,094 --> 01:14:25,614
Would you like some?
Er...no, thanks, I'm sorted.

1162
01:14:25,614 --> 01:14:27,974
But you're to make yourself at home,

1163
01:14:27,974 --> 01:14:30,654
and when you're ready,
I am to drive you to the office.

1164
01:14:30,654 --> 01:14:34,054
He'd like to ask you a couple of
questions, if you feel up to it.

1165
01:14:35,614 --> 01:14:37,694
Yeah.

1166
01:14:37,694 --> 01:14:41,774
Do you think he'll mind if I tidy up
first? Doubt it.

1167
01:14:59,174 --> 01:15:01,294
This er...nutty professor,

1168
01:15:01,294 --> 01:15:05,694
he comes up to me and he says,
"Forgive me, this isn't my
natural habitat,

1169
01:15:05,694 --> 01:15:09,534
but I'm informed you are a renowned
practitioner of enforcing."

1170
01:15:11,134 --> 01:15:13,574
His exact words.
I'll never forget 'em.

1171
01:15:13,574 --> 01:15:18,094
So I tell him...it's my chosen
specialist subject.

1172
01:15:18,094 --> 01:15:22,614
Then he says some student's making
trouble, needs a bit of a slap.

1173
01:15:22,614 --> 01:15:25,134
And did you give this student a bit
of a slap?

1174
01:15:25,134 --> 01:15:28,174
He didn't say it was a woman,
did he?

1175
01:15:28,174 --> 01:15:30,854
I mean, I'll smack anyone
if the money's right.

1176
01:15:30,854 --> 01:15:32,934
But never a woman.

1177
01:15:32,934 --> 01:15:36,734
Even Mr Morse give me credit
for that. Check your records.

1178
01:15:38,094 --> 01:15:40,854
What about Turnbull?
Have you got an alibi?

1179
01:15:41,934 --> 01:15:44,454
I can soon get one.
Serious answer, Charlie.

1180
01:15:45,894 --> 01:15:48,334
Yeah, all right.
Here's your serious answer.

1181
01:15:49,414 --> 01:15:51,374
You're looking
for a professional hit man.

1182
01:15:52,374 --> 01:15:54,734
Firing rifles off of rooftops?

1183
01:15:54,734 --> 01:15:56,814
Ain't my style. You know that.

1184
01:15:56,814 --> 01:15:59,254
I can't stand heights,
for one thing.

1185
01:16:00,374 --> 01:16:02,494
I can't stand guns.

1186
01:16:02,494 --> 01:16:04,774
And I don't kill people.

1187
01:16:05,814 --> 01:16:08,694
I hurt people, I don't kill 'em.

1188
01:16:08,694 --> 01:16:11,174
Were there any professional hit men
in the nick?

1189
01:16:11,174 --> 01:16:13,134
There's usually one or two.

1190
01:16:17,414 --> 01:16:20,614
I think the lad who played Brutus
used to be in that line of business.

1191
01:16:24,894 --> 01:16:28,294
I read Turnbull's book last night,
slowly.

1192
01:16:29,814 --> 01:16:34,534
He writes about a hitman...
called Roy.

1193
01:16:37,094 --> 01:16:39,414
Alias Ray Hanson.

1194
01:16:42,574 --> 01:16:44,694
He was Brutus in the play.

1195
01:16:44,694 --> 01:16:49,534
Her success story. The one with
the executive limo and the
tinted windows.

1196
01:16:49,534 --> 01:16:52,534
The Roman formerly known as Roy
Hardwick.

1197
01:16:52,534 --> 01:16:55,934
Ex-British army and SAS.
Served in Northern Ireland.

1198
01:16:55,934 --> 01:16:59,454
Suspected of selling guns
to anyone who would meet his price.

1199
01:16:59,454 --> 01:17:01,934
Now, he disappears,

1200
01:17:01,934 --> 01:17:05,934
and three years later, Ray Hanson
turns up in the City of London,

1201
01:17:05,934 --> 01:17:08,014
selling non-existent shares.

1202
01:17:08,014 --> 01:17:09,814
Do you want me to have a word
with him?

1203
01:17:09,814 --> 01:17:13,254
I want you to get him up here for
elevenses, with discretion.

1204
01:17:13,254 --> 01:17:15,294
It's the better part of my valour,
sir.

1205
01:17:17,894 --> 01:17:19,894
Oh, where did you leave Mrs Turnbull?

1206
01:17:19,894 --> 01:17:23,494
With a Guardian crossword and a cup
of coffee.

1207
01:17:23,494 --> 01:17:25,814
Oh, and she tidied up your kitchen
before we left.

1208
01:17:26,734 --> 01:17:30,094
Oh, I bet she put everything back
in the wrong place.

1209
01:17:32,374 --> 01:17:36,174
Yes, I took them to Oxford.
Nicky and Diane both.

1210
01:17:36,174 --> 01:17:39,734
Did you pick them up from home?
Nicky from their big house in
Wandsworth.

1211
01:17:39,734 --> 01:17:43,414
Diane was already here when we got
the call about the shooting.

1212
01:17:43,414 --> 01:17:45,454
That's her car there.

1213
01:17:45,454 --> 01:17:47,414
What was she doing here?

1214
01:17:48,814 --> 01:17:50,854
I'm writing a book.

1215
01:17:50,854 --> 01:17:52,814
Isn't everybody?

1216
01:17:54,574 --> 01:17:56,694
Where were you at the time
of the murders?

1217
01:17:56,694 --> 01:18:01,174
That all depends on when they were
exactly. I only know what the
newspapers tell me.

1218
01:18:01,174 --> 01:18:03,694
The student was killed
at around two in the morning.

1219
01:18:03,694 --> 01:18:06,374
When I was fast asleep in my bed.

1220
01:18:06,374 --> 01:18:08,454
All alone.

1221
01:18:08,454 --> 01:18:11,374
Unless you'll accept Arthur C Clarke
as a witness.

1222
01:18:11,374 --> 01:18:14,254
Nicky Turnbull was shot
at ten past two in the afternoon.

1223
01:18:14,254 --> 01:18:17,654
When I was out somewhere
on the road. Let me check.

1224
01:18:17,654 --> 01:18:19,614
Um... Do you have one of these?

1225
01:18:19,614 --> 01:18:21,934
I'm a bit of a nerd,

1226
01:18:21,934 --> 01:18:24,694
but I find accurate information
helps convince

1227
01:18:24,694 --> 01:18:27,534
the Revenue that I really am fully
rehabilitated.

1228
01:18:27,534 --> 01:18:29,334
Now you should know all that I know.

1229
01:18:29,334 --> 01:18:31,494
Thank you.

1230
01:18:35,614 --> 01:18:38,494
Did you get on with Nicky Turnbull?
Yeah, he's a good mate.

1231
01:18:40,134 --> 01:18:42,214
Was a good mate, rest his soul.

1232
01:18:42,214 --> 01:18:45,054
He was er...like a sort of best
friend at school.

1233
01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:46,534
Enemies?

1234
01:18:46,534 --> 01:18:50,774
When Diane walked into the nick,
ooh, you can imagine.

1235
01:18:50,774 --> 01:18:52,734
And she picked Nicky Turnbull.

1236
01:18:52,734 --> 01:18:55,654
When we got to the scene
where everyone kills Julius Caesar,

1237
01:18:55,654 --> 01:18:58,974
it was just as well we only had
wooden daggers.

1238
01:18:58,974 --> 01:19:02,174
Well, you played Brutus.
Et tu, Brute?

1239
01:19:02,174 --> 01:19:05,214
Yes, I know. The best friend who
turns on him in the end.

1240
01:19:05,214 --> 01:19:09,214
Still, it's only a play, Sergeant.
Trust me, I am an honourable man.

1241
01:19:09,214 --> 01:19:11,174
Just ask the Inland Revenue.

1242
01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:14,734
I wonder if you could spare an hour
of your time.

1243
01:19:14,734 --> 01:19:18,094
There's one or two things we'd like
you to look at down at the station.

1244
01:19:18,094 --> 01:19:20,974
It's always a pleasure
to be of service to the state.

1245
01:19:20,974 --> 01:19:23,134
In fact,
I have to pick up Diane anyway,

1246
01:19:23,134 --> 01:19:27,374
so...I'll follow you in the limo.
If that's OK.

1247
01:19:28,134 --> 01:19:29,854
Where is he?

1248
01:19:29,854 --> 01:19:32,334
Interview room with a cup of coffee.

1249
01:19:32,334 --> 01:19:34,574
Here are his work records.

1250
01:19:37,294 --> 01:19:39,534
Here's an alibi I prepared earlier.

1251
01:19:39,534 --> 01:19:41,774
Quite so.

1252
01:19:42,734 --> 01:19:45,214
Why would he want to kill Turnbull?

1253
01:19:45,214 --> 01:19:48,374
If he's a professional hit man,
because somebody paid him to.

1254
01:19:48,374 --> 01:19:50,614
Who, for example?
Mrs Turnbull, for example.

1255
01:19:50,614 --> 01:19:52,094
What?

1256
01:19:53,214 --> 01:19:57,174
I know you went to the same school,
sir. That's got nothing to do
with it.

1257
01:19:59,374 --> 01:20:02,374
They sold the film rights for what,
a million quid?

1258
01:20:02,374 --> 01:20:05,054
As his agent, she gets what, 10%?

1259
01:20:05,054 --> 01:20:09,534
As his divorced wife, she might get
half, but as his widow,
she gets the lot.

1260
01:20:18,414 --> 01:20:20,454
Excuse me.

1261
01:20:20,454 --> 01:20:22,974
Have you any idea what's going on?

1262
01:20:22,974 --> 01:20:25,534
Very rarely.

1263
01:20:25,534 --> 01:20:29,214
Are you a policewoman, police
person? Sorry, I don't know
what they're called.

1264
01:20:29,214 --> 01:20:33,334
I'm just an itinerant doctor
delivering a file. Ah, right.

1265
01:20:34,934 --> 01:20:38,534
You're Mrs Turnbull, aren't you?
Yeah.

1266
01:20:39,654 --> 01:20:43,254
Tough time you're having.
Aye, you could say.

1267
01:20:45,574 --> 01:20:49,414
Simple question. Are you and Roy
Hardwick one and the same person?

1268
01:20:52,614 --> 01:20:54,614
This might help.

1269
01:21:00,334 --> 01:21:03,294
Let's assume, for the sake of
argument, that you're right.

1270
01:21:03,294 --> 01:21:06,934
One of the things you learn in the
SAS is how to withstand
interrogation,

1271
01:21:06,934 --> 01:21:12,094
including torture by much nastier
people than you, Mr Lewis.

1272
01:21:12,094 --> 01:21:15,494
If I've got this right, you think
I'm involved in the murder
of a student

1273
01:21:15,494 --> 01:21:18,014
and a criminal turned best-selling
author.

1274
01:21:18,014 --> 01:21:21,534
Now, I've provided you with two
perfect alibis.

1275
01:21:23,054 --> 01:21:25,094
It's over to you.

1276
01:21:25,094 --> 01:21:27,254
I've nothing more to say.

1277
01:21:29,083 --> 01:21:32,723
We installed it as a disincentive
to the parish vandals.

1278
01:21:33,763 --> 01:21:37,203
Some of them seem to have a deep
dislike of our stained glass.

1279
01:21:37,203 --> 01:21:41,043
Is it important? It may be the
answer to our prayers.

1280
01:21:41,043 --> 01:21:43,283
Which proves they do work.

1281
01:21:43,283 --> 01:21:47,043
Let's see if I can remember
where I left that instruction book.

1282
01:21:51,363 --> 01:21:54,683
Sorry to have kept you hanging
around. That's all right.

1283
01:21:54,683 --> 01:21:56,723
I had a nice talk with Dr Hobson.

1284
01:21:56,723 --> 01:21:58,683
I think she fancies you.

1285
01:22:03,363 --> 01:22:07,403
Why was...your late husband

1286
01:22:07,403 --> 01:22:09,723
making telephone calls to divorce
lawyers?

1287
01:22:12,003 --> 01:22:14,083
Because we were getting a divorce.

1288
01:22:14,083 --> 01:22:16,643
You told me last night
you had a very good marriage.

1289
01:22:16,643 --> 01:22:18,643
And so we did, for a while.

1290
01:22:20,003 --> 01:22:22,603
There's a time limit on rock'n'roll
marriages.

1291
01:22:24,003 --> 01:22:25,963
You can go off living dangerously.

1292
01:22:27,443 --> 01:22:30,723
How would you describe your
relationship with Ray Hanson?

1293
01:22:33,803 --> 01:22:36,003
Professional.

1294
01:22:36,003 --> 01:22:38,723
Did you spend the night there?
Yes.

1295
01:22:38,723 --> 01:22:42,043
And I spent last night
at your place, too, but...

1296
01:22:43,603 --> 01:22:45,563
We're only good friends.

1297
01:22:47,123 --> 01:22:49,243
He is writing a book,
for God's sake.

1298
01:22:49,243 --> 01:22:51,323
What, Confessions Of A Hit Man?

1299
01:22:51,323 --> 01:22:53,803
And you're helping him with the long
words?

1300
01:22:53,803 --> 01:22:56,563
There's no need,
he's very good with long words.

1301
01:22:56,563 --> 01:23:00,123
He did an Open University degree in
English when he was inside.

1302
01:23:00,123 --> 01:23:03,603
Rehabilitation. Wherever you look.

1303
01:23:05,923 --> 01:23:07,123
Sir.

1304
01:23:13,603 --> 01:23:17,003
I've a confession to make.
I don't need a confession from you.

1305
01:23:17,003 --> 01:23:20,403
I play music. That doesn't
sound like a criminal offence.

1306
01:23:20,403 --> 01:23:22,083
Well, some people think so.

1307
01:23:22,083 --> 01:23:26,363
Strictly speaking, it's world music
with a combination of jazz and
medieval madrigals.

1308
01:23:26,363 --> 01:23:30,003
Does it have tunes? I'll give it to
you. You can decide for yourself.

1309
01:23:30,003 --> 01:23:33,523
Anyway, on Thursday night,
we were rehearsing at All Saints,

1310
01:23:33,523 --> 01:23:36,403
and when I walked out,
this car goes past a bit too fast.

1311
01:23:36,403 --> 01:23:40,323
I went to check if they had any CCTV
this morning, and look.

1312
01:23:43,243 --> 01:23:46,003
That's the car that tried to run us
down after the lecture.

1313
01:23:46,003 --> 01:23:49,323
When Hanson claimed
he was safely tucked up in bed.

1314
01:23:52,123 --> 01:23:57,043
It was just a wheeze Ray and Nicky
dreamed up to add credibility
to the death-threat scam.

1315
01:23:57,043 --> 01:23:59,683
Trust me, Ray was aiming to miss.
He's very good.

1316
01:24:00,763 --> 01:24:03,083
He's had experience as a getaway
driver.

1317
01:24:03,083 --> 01:24:07,643
We checked with the bank.
Last week, you paid Hanson �5,000.

1318
01:24:07,643 --> 01:24:11,403
That was a publisher's advance.
And it wasn't exactly �5,000.

1319
01:24:11,403 --> 01:24:14,243
It was minus my commission
and plus VAT.

1320
01:24:16,403 --> 01:24:19,123
All right, let's go right back
to the beginning.

1321
01:24:19,123 --> 01:24:22,723
Jo Gilchrist approached you to get
Nicky... No, she didn't.

1322
01:24:22,723 --> 01:24:24,483
She didn't?

1323
01:24:24,483 --> 01:24:27,563
No, Jo Gilchrist had nothing to do
with it. It was um...

1324
01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:29,763
Oh, that rugby player guy.

1325
01:24:29,763 --> 01:24:31,843
He...he made the initial phone call.

1326
01:24:31,843 --> 01:24:35,123
He confirmed everything by email,
confirmed the emails by letters.

1327
01:24:35,123 --> 01:24:37,723
The guy bored us into submission.

1328
01:24:37,723 --> 01:24:40,323
But we were told that Jo was the one
that called the shots.

1329
01:24:41,323 --> 01:24:43,563
You might choose your words more
carefully.

1330
01:24:48,123 --> 01:24:50,283
Yeah, Norman.
Did you find something for me?

1331
01:24:52,883 --> 01:24:56,483
We're looking for David Harvey.
He's playing tennis with
his girlfriend.

1332
01:24:56,483 --> 01:24:57,963
Where?
I know.

1333
01:25:00,323 --> 01:25:01,723
Girlfriend?

1334
01:25:15,843 --> 01:25:17,923
It's called real tennis.

1335
01:25:17,923 --> 01:25:20,483
What's that they play at Wimbledon?
Digital?

1336
01:25:24,883 --> 01:25:26,963
I'm in the middle of a game.

1337
01:25:26,963 --> 01:25:30,083
I'm sorry.
The game, you might say, is up.

1338
01:25:30,083 --> 01:25:33,843
Oh, bugger. I suppose you've got the
building surrounded.

1339
01:25:33,843 --> 01:25:35,483
And the airports sealed off.

1340
01:25:35,483 --> 01:25:38,683
We know you've got an iffy leg,
but even so.

1341
01:25:38,683 --> 01:25:40,723
I can jog, but I can't run.

1342
01:25:40,723 --> 01:25:42,683
And I've got nothing to hide.

1343
01:25:52,083 --> 01:25:54,923
You're invited too, Chloe.

1344
01:26:02,843 --> 01:26:06,523
"It's often said computer crime
leaves no victims.

1345
01:26:06,523 --> 01:26:08,603
I wish it were true.

1346
01:26:08,603 --> 01:26:11,563
I never thought I'd feel remorse
for an accountant,

1347
01:26:11,563 --> 01:26:15,363
but I'm still sorry about the man
in one of our older universities

1348
01:26:15,363 --> 01:26:18,283
who committed suicide
as a result of my activities."

1349
01:26:20,563 --> 01:26:22,403
End quote.

1350
01:26:22,403 --> 01:26:26,123
I checked with an old mate of mine
who works for the Oxford Mail.

1351
01:26:26,123 --> 01:26:28,203
The man who took his own life

1352
01:26:28,203 --> 01:26:31,563
was financial adviser to Trevelyan
College and St Jude's.

1353
01:26:31,563 --> 01:26:35,563
They lost millions, he lost his
career and killed himself.

1354
01:26:36,843 --> 01:26:39,563
And he was your father.
Yes.

1355
01:26:39,563 --> 01:26:43,243
It was a spineless thing to do
and he left the family in a mess.

1356
01:26:44,323 --> 01:26:46,643
Ah. A bit of a wimp, eh?

1357
01:26:46,643 --> 01:26:49,843
Not a proper rugby-playing man like
his son.

1358
01:26:51,323 --> 01:26:53,003
No, you're made of sterner stuff.

1359
01:26:54,043 --> 01:26:56,163
You invited Turnbull to Oxford.

1360
01:26:57,323 --> 01:26:59,403
What was the plan?

1361
01:26:59,403 --> 01:27:01,323
Get him up here and teach him a
lesson?

1362
01:27:01,323 --> 01:27:04,483
I mean, he was only a Geordie
upstart.

1363
01:27:04,483 --> 01:27:06,803
He didn't even go to a posh school.

1364
01:27:06,803 --> 01:27:11,003
Don't look now, but your inverted
snobbery is showing, Mr Lewis.

1365
01:27:11,003 --> 01:27:13,003
Yeah, it's an old weakness of mine.

1366
01:27:14,843 --> 01:27:18,963
I thought it might be amusing to
give Turnbull a fright, that's all.

1367
01:27:18,963 --> 01:27:20,483
So how come two people are dead?

1368
01:27:20,483 --> 01:27:23,083
You're the ace detective.

1369
01:27:25,083 --> 01:27:27,443
What's that old saying about Rugby
Union?

1370
01:27:27,443 --> 01:27:30,523
Um... Gentlemen acting like
hooligans.

1371
01:27:30,523 --> 01:27:32,803
It's a man's game.

1372
01:27:33,643 --> 01:27:36,683
But you're hooligan through and
through, aren't you?

1373
01:27:36,683 --> 01:27:38,283
Hooligan to the last slice.

1374
01:27:40,123 --> 01:27:43,563
I was talking to a hooligan this
morning. A real-life hooligan.

1375
01:27:44,363 --> 01:27:46,203
Not a gilded amateur.

1376
01:27:47,443 --> 01:27:49,963
It's his career.
His calling, you might say.

1377
01:27:51,083 --> 01:27:55,123
He was asked to teach Jo Gilchrist a
lesson, offered money for it.

1378
01:27:55,123 --> 01:27:57,963
But he refused. Do you know why?

1379
01:27:59,083 --> 01:28:01,083
He said he couldn't do that
to a woman.

1380
01:28:02,323 --> 01:28:04,523
A hooligan, but a man of principle.

1381
01:28:06,643 --> 01:28:09,883
You wouldn't know a principle
if it smacked you on the nose.

1382
01:28:11,203 --> 01:28:14,403
We phoned your old school this
morning.

1383
01:28:14,403 --> 01:28:16,923
Talked to your house master.

1384
01:28:16,923 --> 01:28:18,883
You've had a bit of form,
haven't you?

1385
01:28:18,883 --> 01:28:22,683
Suspended twice for hitting younger
boys.

1386
01:28:22,683 --> 01:28:24,523
Did you shop me?

1387
01:28:24,523 --> 01:28:26,563
Don't be ridiculous.

1388
01:28:26,563 --> 01:28:30,363
And suspended again last rugby season
for breaking an opponent's jaw.

1389
01:28:30,363 --> 01:28:34,203
I was getting in first with the
revenge. It's standard procedure.

1390
01:28:34,203 --> 01:28:38,323
Hitting a woman?
That's not standard procedure.

1391
01:28:39,363 --> 01:28:42,283
Not in a civilised society.

1392
01:28:42,283 --> 01:28:45,763
Not when you've just given her
a lovely birthday present.

1393
01:28:45,763 --> 01:28:48,243
One word, Mr Lewis. Evidence.

1394
01:28:56,723 --> 01:28:59,643
Evidence. Found?

1395
01:28:59,643 --> 01:29:02,763
In a jacket in Mr Harvey's room.
Your room.

1396
01:29:02,763 --> 01:29:05,483
The one you were wearing
the night of the lecture.

1397
01:29:06,883 --> 01:29:08,963
So what was the deal?

1398
01:29:08,963 --> 01:29:12,043
Jo would bring the revolver,
you'd bring the bullets?

1399
01:29:12,043 --> 01:29:15,443
Only she chickened out. Is that it?

1400
01:29:15,443 --> 01:29:17,883
See, that's the problem with women.

1401
01:29:17,883 --> 01:29:20,323
You can't rely on them, can you?

1402
01:29:21,443 --> 01:29:25,683
Not like proper, well-educated,
hooligan chaps.

1403
01:29:29,283 --> 01:29:33,203
She thought it was a great idea at
first. A murder plot.

1404
01:29:33,203 --> 01:29:36,203
"Wow!" she said. "How cool is that!"

1405
01:29:36,203 --> 01:29:39,363
Then she met Turnbull
and he charmed the hell out of her.

1406
01:29:39,363 --> 01:29:42,963
"We can't kill him," she said.
"He's kind of cute."

1407
01:29:44,803 --> 01:29:46,683
That was the moment.

1408
01:29:46,683 --> 01:29:49,843
When she said those words.
"Kind of cute."

1409
01:29:50,843 --> 01:29:53,123
I don't do business with
"kind of cute".

1410
01:29:54,683 --> 01:29:59,523
And Chloe. Did she have a different
attitude to cuteness?

1411
01:30:00,603 --> 01:30:04,763
Maybe she thinks you're kind of cute.
Maybe she does.

1412
01:30:04,763 --> 01:30:07,523
Cute enough to give you access
to the hotel roof?

1413
01:30:07,523 --> 01:30:10,243
Cute enough to look after your rifle
for you?

1414
01:30:10,243 --> 01:30:11,883
I see no rifle.

1415
01:30:11,883 --> 01:30:16,883
We found one in her locker at the
hotel. She told us the whole story.

1416
01:30:17,963 --> 01:30:21,603
Women don't seem to have much luck
where you're concerned, do they?

1417
01:30:23,483 --> 01:30:25,803
Any prize on the stall.

1418
01:30:29,083 --> 01:30:30,843
Now do you believe me?

1419
01:30:30,843 --> 01:30:33,923
I may not be above suspicion,
but I'm not Lady Macbeth.

1420
01:30:33,923 --> 01:30:35,883
I believe you.

1421
01:30:37,003 --> 01:30:39,003
Imagine if I had liked Barry
Manilow.

1422
01:30:40,443 --> 01:30:42,763
No...I can't imagine that.

1423
01:30:45,963 --> 01:30:47,923
This way, madam.

1424
01:31:14,603 --> 01:31:16,403
Do you ever go back to your school?

1425
01:31:16,403 --> 01:31:18,883
No. I'm probably a great
disappointment to them.

1426
01:31:18,883 --> 01:31:20,803
You? Yours?
No, never.

1427
01:31:21,883 --> 01:31:24,723
The job of a school is to teach you
how to manage without it.

1428
01:31:24,723 --> 01:31:26,683
A bit like being a parent.

1429
01:31:28,083 --> 01:31:30,403
Have you used one of these?
What is it?

1430
01:31:30,403 --> 01:31:32,443
Stick it in your ear and you'll
hear.

1431
01:31:32,443 --> 01:31:34,443
What?
It's that music that I do.

1432
01:31:34,443 --> 01:31:36,403
Oh, thanks.

1433
01:31:40,603 --> 01:31:42,643
Yeah.

1434
01:31:42,643 --> 01:31:44,723
Oh, hi, pet.

1435
01:31:44,723 --> 01:31:46,683
Yeah, sorry I haven't phoned you
back.

1436
01:31:47,763 --> 01:31:51,003
Ah, you've been watching your old dad
on the telly, eh? Wow.

1437
01:31:52,883 --> 01:31:55,603
Well, would you believe
I went to school with her?

1438
01:31:56,643 --> 01:31:57,763
What?

1439
01:31:59,003 --> 01:32:01,803
Ah, well, you see,
my sergeant's in a group.

1440
01:32:03,003 --> 01:32:08,163
Apparently, it's world music
with elements of jazz, rock
and medieval madrigals.

1441
01:32:09,883 --> 01:32:11,963
Oh, I'm fine.

1442
01:32:11,963 --> 01:32:15,883
Except someone's tidied the kitchen
and now I can't find my sugar bowl.

1443
01:32:24,683 --> 01:32:26,643
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