1 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:10,760 {\an8}LOL YOU LAUGH, YOU'RE OUT 2 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,720 Yellow card for Gérard and his ostrich. 3 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:17,520 And it's time for Inès to put on the pressure. 4 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,080 Didn't Inès laugh? 5 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,800 She pretended to cough on purpose. 6 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:26,320 What are you... That's crazy! You cracked under the pressure. 7 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:30,040 You're a real bastard. 8 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:34,000 This is serious. I almost got in trouble because of you. 9 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:35,200 Are you kidding me? 10 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:37,960 -You really got her. -That's awful! 11 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:42,040 There's no need to snitch, we've got 50 cameras in here. 12 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,480 Inès, this is a warning. 13 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,680 -A severe one. -Wow! 14 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,800 Oh, I'm pissed off! He screwed me over. 15 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:54,200 I want to die. 16 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:58,000 Oh, my. Bérengère really got the competition going again. 17 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,560 Let's get back to it. 18 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 I would've given her more than that. 19 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,000 That's it. This is an attack. 20 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,040 {\an8}It's an attack. 21 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:24,480 Gérard Jaguar? 22 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,280 Almost. 23 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:31,760 Almost, almost, almost 24 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,880 Hakim is a real threat. 25 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,680 He looked at me and said, "Jaguar Jugnot." 26 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,640 That motherfucker's trying to mess with my head. 27 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:47,240 I don't know why, but now I have "Jaguar Jugnot" in my head. 28 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:49,560 That's how it goes. I tell myself, "No!" 29 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,400 Kyan, you could have come up with a good one. 30 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:53,640 {\an8}You missed a good one. 31 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,320 {\an8}Come on. Break him. 32 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,320 {\an8}You know what you should've done? 33 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,400 {\an8}He's close. 34 00:01:58,800 --> 00:01:59,960 Want me to tell you? 35 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:01,120 No, don't tell me. 36 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:04,040 Seriously. Hakim, I don't want you to tell me. 37 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,000 I saw Kyan run away. 38 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:11,040 Because he would laugh at all those ridiculous things. 39 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,400 The problem is... 40 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:16,440 I thought, "Careful, Hakim, this might make you laugh, too." 41 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,440 You missed a good opportunity. 42 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:19,840 {\an8}No, I don't wanna hear it. 43 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:21,040 {\an8}He's gonna lose it. 44 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,160 {\an8}CONTROL CENTER 45 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,160 I don't wanna hear it. 46 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,360 Hang on, I'm gonna play some basketball. 47 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,840 I'm gonna play basketball. Pow! 48 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,960 Go on. Here, catch! Pass it! 49 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:35,240 I should've taken a picture of Gérard as Robin Hood. 50 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:36,680 Stop! You're gonna get us. 51 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,440 Go on. Stop! Stop, Hakim. 52 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,800 You're gonna get the both of us. Stop, Hakim, stop! 53 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:45,680 I'm gonna play with you. 54 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:46,760 -No. -Stop! 55 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:49,400 No. Go drink some water. 56 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,560 Stop. Stop. 57 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,640 Oh, that was hard. 58 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,600 It was horrible because inside I had the... 59 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:05,720 It's like chemistry in the brain. You feel like it's going to explode 60 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,720 and you have to hold it in. 61 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,480 It's like trying not to cum. 62 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:10,920 It's very difficult. 63 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:15,120 Are you gonna break through with your shoulder again? 64 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,880 That's amazing. 65 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:20,400 Hang on, who is that? 66 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,400 It's Krief the Shepherdess. 67 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,040 Oh, Krief the Shepherdess. 68 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,920 -Funny. -He has hair like mine. 69 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,000 Gérard's got a thousand costumes. 70 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,160 Every time he come out, he says, 71 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,560 "This isn't funny to you?" 72 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:35,720 He was upset that no one was laughing. 73 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:39,480 I like Gérard's costumes. It's fun to see. It's cute. 74 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:41,880 But I've still got my poker face. 75 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,720 They don't know it, but I've got some little games 76 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:48,760 to liven things up. And they might make them break. 77 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:51,760 I call them "Phi-Phi Challenges." Okay, let's go. 78 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:54,320 Phi-Phi Challenges! 79 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,920 -Oh, Phi-Phi Challenges! -Finally, Phi-Phi Challenges! 80 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,560 Porno films? 81 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:01,120 What is that? 82 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,280 PORNO FILMS 83 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,240 Hello, again. 84 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:09,280 Yes, the Challenges 85 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:12,240 I must remind you that the game is not paused. 86 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:15,480 See, I have a watch connected to my buzzers. 87 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,520 If you laugh, I'll hit the buzzer. 88 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:18,480 Yeah, sure. 89 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,240 You've all been in movies. 90 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:23,240 When you make movies, you win a César, 91 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,120 an Oscar, you can get a Palme d'Or. 92 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:30,080 But the Holy Grail, as you'll agree, is having your film made into a porno. 93 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:31,560 For example, Star Trek 94 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:32,800 was adapted to... 95 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,520 -Star Dick? -No, Star Cock. 96 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,800 Snow White and the Seven Dwarves was made into... 97 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,680 White Ass and the Seven Hands? 98 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,800 I'll read names of movies or shows. 99 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,720 You have to raise your hand. 100 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,800 If you guess correctly, you get a point. 101 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,880 In the end, the person with the most points wins. 102 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:52,680 -Let's start. -This game made me want to laugh. 103 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:56,600 {\an8}-It was really hard. Let me tell you. -First movie. 104 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,200 30 DAYS MAX 105 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:01,360 -Tarek? -30 Dicks Max? 106 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,320 No. Julien? 107 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,560 -30 Centimeters Max? -I was gonna say that! 108 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:09,520 30 Centimeters Max is correct! One point. 109 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:10,600 Here's the poster. 110 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:14,040 "He's 30 centimeters long and he'll be her hero." 111 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,720 I had to bite my lip a bit. 112 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,560 Especially when I looked at Julien 113 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:24,480 laughing with his eyes. That could have made me laugh. 114 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,680 Let's go to the second movie. 115 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,800 BOUDU 116 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,160 Booty? 117 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,640 -Kyan, your suggestion? -Hard Dick? 118 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,120 Hard Dick? 119 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,320 That's correct! It wasn't very hard. 120 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:40,160 Starring Gérard Depardeux, Catherine Frotte and Gérard Cugnot. 121 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,560 -There you go. -It's great. 122 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,480 Brief. 123 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,000 The porno version is... 124 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,560 -Brief. -That's right. 125 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,880 BRIEF. I CAME TOO FAST 126 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,080 ONE GUY, ONE GIRL 127 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:52,480 One Guy, One Slut? 128 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,560 Yeah, it's not really funny. 129 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,720 -Alexandra, you almost laughed. -Almost. 130 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,440 At your own joke. 131 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,280 And that's not even right. 132 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:01,360 One Guy, One Girl? 133 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:04,400 -One Gay, One Dyke? -That would have been nice. 134 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:07,680 -One Guy in One Girl? -No. 135 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:09,000 Two Guys, Two Girls? 136 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,800 {\an8}Two Girls, One Guy, that's one point for Julien. 137 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:16,640 -Is that me? I don't recognize myself. -Yes, that's you. 138 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,880 And finally, the last one... 139 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,280 ALIBI.COM 140 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,320 Which Julien, Tarek, and I were in. 141 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,520 -Ali-Dick? -Dot Com. 142 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:28,080 -Ali-Dick, no. -Ali-Has a Dick? 143 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,040 No. 144 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,720 -Ali-Bisexual. -No. 145 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:35,080 Alibi and the 40 Dicks Dot Com. 146 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,680 Huh? 147 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:41,400 Alibi and... Ali Biba and the 40... 148 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:45,560 -He's confusing himself. -He got lost by himself. 149 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,160 He's lost. 150 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,320 Hakim kept repeating the same thing with long pauses. 151 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,240 "Ali... Ali Babi... Ali Babi..." 152 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,560 He started doing that and I was like, in my brain, I knew 153 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,080 I was gonna explode. "No, stop repeating it!" 154 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,960 The way not to laugh 155 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:04,720 is staring at a spot and counting objects in the room. 156 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:09,720 How many bulbs are there now? I was like, "One, two, three, four, five, six..." 157 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,120 Could I ask you to repeat that one last time? 158 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:17,480 Ali Biba and the 40 159 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,880 Dicks Dot Com. 160 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,480 He said it a fourth time and I was about to burst. 161 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:29,240 I had to use all my muscles to hold it in. It's torture. 162 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:32,400 I'll give you a hint. Just add something after the "I." 163 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:35,480 -Alibis? -Aliboner! 164 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:39,040 -Aliboner, no. Alibi... -Alabis? Alabis? 165 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,360 I'm sure you've all done this before. 166 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:43,680 -Ali Dick Slap? -Ali Dick Slap Dot Com. 167 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:46,160 We're learning things about Hakim. 168 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,360 Starring Philippe Kachaud. 169 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:50,760 Bravo! 170 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,160 After your really, really long answer. 171 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:57,200 I can let you know that Kyan is the winner! 172 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:58,960 Bravo! 173 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,040 Well, see you soon. 174 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,680 -Good luck. -Thanks. 175 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:06,160 Phi-Phi Challenge is over! 176 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,440 That's one loss. 177 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:13,520 Apples, pears, I don't like them. I prefer lychees now. 178 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,680 I never know how to open them. 179 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:19,440 They kinda look like balls. Don't they? 180 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,400 -What do you mean "balls"? -Testicles! 181 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:24,360 -Little testicles. -Balls. 182 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:27,840 You're having trouble eating it, Hakim. 183 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,600 Put it all in your mouth. 184 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,080 He grossed you out... 185 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,000 Like in every good adventure, 186 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:35,400 I've formed an alliance with Hakim. 187 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:40,520 It's not cheating. We just said we wouldn't make each other laugh. 188 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:45,440 With my wife, I was a little sneaky. 189 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:46,760 I decided to go see her. 190 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:50,520 Honestly, it wasn't even to make her laugh. 191 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,600 But I thought, "It's just a little joke. 192 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,760 "Maybe she'll laugh. We'll see." 193 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,840 Go on. Which hand? 194 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,120 This one. 195 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,240 You scared me. That was terrible. 196 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:07,240 We said we wouldn't do that. You can't do that. 197 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,440 -I almost got you. -You're such a child. 198 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:11,360 He asked me to pick a hand. 199 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:13,360 When he opened it,, there was a... 200 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:16,520 A penis in it. 201 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:19,280 I managed not to laugh, but he betrayed me. 202 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,200 So I said, "I'm gonna play a little trick on him, too." 203 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:34,760 He showed me that penis, so I put one under my tongue. 204 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:38,880 I went over to him because I didn't want anyone else to see. 205 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,160 I can't see anything. 206 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:45,880 Damn it, I wanted to show you something. 207 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,760 Hey, look! They're laughing! 208 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,000 They're laughing. 209 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:53,520 There we go! 210 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,640 It has been a while! 211 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:58,200 There you go. Really? Thanks! 212 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:02,080 Hang on, 'cause if there's no yellow or red card, I'm sorry, but... 213 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,720 -Both of them laughed. -I'll leave. 214 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:06,400 Why did you do that to me? 215 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:07,720 What? 216 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,360 Why did you do that? 217 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:14,160 You did it to yourself... That's awful. 218 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,440 Why did you do that? 219 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:18,120 You're a traitor. Look what you've done. 220 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,720 He made me laugh earlier. 221 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:20,840 Why did you do that? 222 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,320 What did Fadily do? She's perverted. 223 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:26,880 She opened her mouth... 224 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,040 And there was a dick in there. 225 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:48,040 She lost it 226 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:52,480 and then so did I. What choice did I have? 227 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,080 You know what that sound means... 228 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,520 -Yep. -By now, huh? 229 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:00,400 I hope that justice is served. 230 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,680 There are two people who need to leave. 231 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,080 No. Listen up, Gérard. 232 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:07,200 I know which two people you mean. Let's take a look. 233 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,480 I can't see anything. 234 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,880 Damn it, I wanted to show you something. 235 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,960 Hey, look! These two are laughing! 236 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:21,480 -These two are laughing. -No, I was crying. 237 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,240 I was crying. 238 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,520 I thought it was such a beautiful moment. 239 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:30,360 -You're right. It's beautiful. -That's a double yellow card. I'm sorry. 240 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:34,000 -One for each of us? -Yes. I'm sorry. One each. 241 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,520 I'm doomed. What can I tell you? 242 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:40,040 Honestly, I didn't think he was gonna laugh. 243 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:43,360 -So, seven of you have yellow cards. -Yep. 244 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:46,680 Be really careful. Start going on the attack 245 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:50,000 and really getting into the game. 246 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:54,600 Really try to make someone laugh out loud. And if you want to get some strikes, 247 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:58,720 you also have your wild cards which work very well. Just ask Bérengère. 248 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,040 All right, see you soon. 249 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,360 Seven yellow cards. 250 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:05,320 We'll have the first elimination. 251 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,400 Let's go. Be good. 252 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,960 It's starting again. 253 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,200 Okay, I'm playing my wild card. 254 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,920 I'm going to take out my wild card. 255 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,120 Ah, the wild card. 256 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:27,120 I know Inès had nothing prepared, and at the same time, 257 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,320 {\an8}I know that she is a spontaneous girl. 258 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:33,920 Her not being prepared is dangerous. I might be surprised and laugh. 259 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,560 So I'm gonna have to focus. 260 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,360 Inès makes me laugh a lot. 261 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:43,600 So her wild card could be dangerous. Potentially. 262 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:56,480 -She's flexible, isn't she? -Do the splits. 263 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,080 -Wow. -Bravo! 264 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,520 Thank you! 265 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,640 Bravo! 266 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,160 Bravo! 267 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,040 Bravo! 268 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,480 Bravo! 269 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:41,440 This was the most beautiful striptease I've ever seen. 270 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,800 -So graceful. -Very flexible. 271 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,560 She's flexible, isn't she? 272 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,920 -Good thing she used... -Flexi-Soap. 273 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,200 I almost laughed. 274 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,600 Hang on. Hey, hang on... 275 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,720 You said, "She used Flexi-Soap." 276 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,520 Hakim Jemili is funny. It was a good joke, too. 277 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:07,840 I clenched my jaw so I was able to hold in my laughter. 278 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,880 Inès, you almost had him. 279 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,160 Yeah, I sensed it. I was a bit disappointed, 280 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:19,200 but it was still good to know that I almost got you. 281 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,080 -Yeah, it's okay. -Bravo, Inès! 282 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,280 Bravo, Inès! 283 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,960 You can tell the funniest jokes in the world, 284 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,040 but if I don't want to laugh, I won't. 285 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:31,680 Except at one point, when Inès Reg started twerking 286 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,320 on the ground... I was spinning. 287 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,960 Her head looked a bit like The Exorcist. 288 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,720 The head that stayed in one place 289 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:42,360 while her body turned around. She looked at me like a psychopath. 290 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,040 I almost cried laughing. 291 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,040 Let's go! 292 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,120 Oh, no! 293 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,120 -What's going on? -Nobody laughed. 294 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,200 It wasn't you. 295 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,880 You didn't do anything. 296 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 It was Tarek. 297 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,280 You're out. 298 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,640 I'd like to congratulate you, Inès. 299 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:07,680 Thank you. 300 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,920 For your flexibility and for your costume. 301 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,440 Was that improvised? Or did you rehearse a lot? 302 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,560 -Completely improvised. -Really? 303 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:18,680 Your dance was wild. 304 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,360 That was completely improvised? 305 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,360 I knew I wanted to start classical 306 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,760 and finish slutty. And it worked. 307 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,080 I don't know how you did it. Anyway. 308 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,400 I sensed that he was gonna crack. Did you see that, Phi-Phi? 309 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,840 Listen up... 310 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,440 I have the video. 311 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:39,280 All I can say is that things are getting serious 312 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,200 and that we have our first elimination. 313 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,640 No! 314 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,320 I'll let you watch the video. 315 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,880 -This makes me sick. -Me, too. 316 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,440 REPLAY 317 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,200 She laughed. 318 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,280 Oh, shit! Oh, my God! 319 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,960 It was me. 320 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,640 That's a red card. 321 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,040 Ah, shit! 322 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,440 -Well done, Inès. -I feel a bit bad. But I'm also happy. 323 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,760 Bérengère, please come with me. 324 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,320 -Bérengère, a round of applause! -Let's do a guard of honor. 325 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,000 Oh, no. I feel awful. 326 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,760 Let's congratulate Bérengère. 327 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,800 I'm gonna give you a hug. 328 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,800 But the competition goes on. 329 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:39,080 It's hard, isn't it? 330 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,560 You were great, Bérengère. 331 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:44,520 The rules are tough. But those are the rules. 332 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:48,560 It's disappointing to be the first one eliminated. 333 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:52,240 My pride is really... It's like a crack in my armor. 334 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,800 That being said, I'm relieved 335 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,720 because now the torture is over. 336 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:01,960 Impressive control center, isn't it? If that's any consolation. 337 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,760 It's not bad. I'm relieved that I can laugh now, at least. 338 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,480 -Let's go! -Focus. 339 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,640 One person down. 340 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,080 My weenie is sticky, I have crabs 341 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,760 Do you know that song? 342 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,320 Yeah. 343 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:20,440 My weenie is sticky Let's dance on Avignon Bridge 344 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,800 Very funny. 345 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,040 Should we try that on Inès? 346 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:29,080 -Yeah. -We can both sit next to her and smile. 347 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,760 You're gonna keep doing that? What's that? 348 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,800 Oh, so cute. I wasn't expecting that. 349 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,960 That's really pretty from the side. 350 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,320 Damn it. 351 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,080 He's gonna make me laugh. 352 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,000 It was our idea, but... 353 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,200 -Why did you leave? -I broke down. 354 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,760 You shouldn't have left. 355 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,080 I don't wanna get eliminated. Not right away. 356 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,880 I love Julien Arruti, 357 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,920 but his face makes me laugh. 358 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,880 He doesn't even need to talk to make me laugh. 359 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,560 Wild card! 360 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,720 -Big news. -My wild card! 361 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:06,560 Kyan Khojandi's wild card, ladies and gentlemen. 362 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,000 I can't wait to see it. 363 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,480 -Inès? -Do what Inès did. 364 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,080 -That's your wild card? -No, I'm warming up. 365 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,720 Are you warmed up? 366 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,800 I'll be back. Inès? 367 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,880 I hope that drink is good. 368 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,000 Hey, Kyan, that's not funny! 369 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:36,040 I've got no clue what I'm doing, to be honest. 370 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,320 -We'll see what happens. -I thought, "Watch out for Kyan. 371 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,400 "He's gonna surprise you and it'll be a disaster." 372 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,480 Thank you very much. 373 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,880 This is an important moment for me 374 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,200 because I asked Philippe if I could invite someone here 375 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,280 to meet you. She's a fan of yours. 376 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,160 She's my grandmother. 377 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,760 She's a fan of yours, Fadily. 378 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:07,240 She's not just a fan of Gérard's, she's a fan of everyone here. 379 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,320 Inès, she follows you on Insta. Hakim, too. 380 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,520 She'd love to see your show, but not now. 381 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,480 Alex, she likes you. 382 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,560 It's really great to welcome her here. 383 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:20,480 She's a little nervous. She's not used to speaking in front of people. 384 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,520 There are some funny people here. 385 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,680 And Tarek. 386 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,000 {\an8}So it's really nice. 387 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,880 {\an8}Bam! Tarek again. 388 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,760 {\an8}Please welcome my grandmother. 389 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,400 The thing is, 390 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,760 she died this week, 391 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,240 but it was her last wish to come anyway. 392 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,560 There you go. 393 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,280 Granny, you wanted... 394 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,640 You wanted to meet your idols. 395 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,640 What? You're silly. 396 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,400 For sure. Listen... 397 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,320 This is Fadily. 398 00:20:56,440 --> 00:21:00,080 Fadily, please meet my grandma. Say hello. 399 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,080 -Hello -This is awkward humor. 400 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,080 {\an8}The discomfort is growing. 401 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,560 {\an8}Everyone's resisting the urge to laugh for now. 402 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,560 Tarek, do you wanna say something to my grandmother? 403 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,680 Hello, ma'am. 404 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,800 Get her. 405 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,000 Some things haven't gone through the sieve yet. 406 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,240 {\an8}Almost. 407 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,000 {\an8}Inès, Hakim, there you go. 408 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,000 I'll leave you with my grandmother. 409 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:28,400 What's left of her, I mean. 410 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,040 I think this was my grandfather's, though. 411 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,400 I wasn't expecting to see the penis 412 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,160 and the dentures in the urn. 413 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,560 That was really sneaky of him. 414 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,560 I'll tell you what she liked. 415 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,040 She loved classical music, Mozart, Beethoven. 416 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,800 She was an incredible woman. 417 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,520 If you're up for it, I'd like a minute of silence 418 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,800 while we listen to her favorite song. 419 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,040 -Is that okay with you? -Okay. 420 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,840 Granny, this is for you. Music! 421 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,800 -It'll be okay, Kyan. -Thank you. 422 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,360 Thank you very much. 423 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,880 I just need a moment. 424 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,680 I'm gonna sweep up my grandmother. Do you mind? 425 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,800 Kyan is so absurd and so offbeat, 426 00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,040 it's like, "Damn, he's completely crazy," 427 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,520 and that can make you laugh. 428 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,720 -But I held out. -Let's go, Granny. 429 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,560 Did you wanna say something, Granny? 430 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,240 One final thing? "Yes." 431 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,520 What? 432 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,760 "Yes, I love Tarek." 433 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,920 "Really? What's wrong then? Come join us!" 434 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,000 -Let's go, Granny. -Bravo. 435 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,080 I'm glad I'm out because 436 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,360 I wouldn't have been able to resist. 437 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,240 There's more. 438 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,520 He left a bit of his grandmother. 439 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:36,200 The dentures that he made talk and the dick. 440 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,200 The humor that's a bit dark. 441 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,480 I love that kind of humor. It's really funny. 442 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,240 Nobody flinched, but it was really hard. 443 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,280 He really almost got us. 444 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,560 Well, I'm going to get out of this damn costume. 445 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,400 And it's not even funny. Anyone want one last laugh for the road? 446 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,880 No! Keep it on. 447 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,240 I think that looks great on you. 448 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,280 Come on. 449 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,960 The shepherdess costume is my go-to. 450 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,360 More like my go-down-the-drain because it didn't work. 451 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,480 "Poor guy, at his age, 452 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,360 "having to dress up as a shepherdess to make us laugh." 453 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,560 It's sad. 454 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,760 Whoa! 455 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,600 This is funny to you? 456 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,160 Amazing! You look great! 457 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,360 {\an8}Oh, Gérard, you're a handsome devil. 458 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,720 {\an8}He dressed up as a travelling salesman. 459 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,560 {\an8}Wild card! 460 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:34,840 {\an8}Wild card. 461 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,520 Alexandra Lamy's wild card. 462 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,200 All right. 463 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,080 Alexandra Lamy's wild card is gonna be hard. 464 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,320 'Cause she's been making me laugh for years. 465 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,120 I don't know what is gonna happen. 466 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,320 I already have a yellow card. 467 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,840 I have to stay calm. 468 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,880 I can't make a mistake. 469 00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:58,720 {\an8}TO BE CONTINUED 470 00:24:58,800 --> 00:24:59,840 {\an8}They're attacking. 471 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,080 {\an8}There are things happening. 472 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,280 {\an8}It's great, we'll live together. 473 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:09,000 {\an8}Big fuckin' pussy! 474 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,880 {\an8}It's like not cumming. Very difficult. 475 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,600 {\an8}Hello. Eat apples. Hello. 476 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,120 {\an8}There's one eliminated!